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Whart should i vooote for///////?
Either yes, hell yes, or I have a picture of Tink!
Not that it matters, as I'm sure there'll be one next year as well.

Either yes, hell yes, or I have a picture of Tink!
Not that it matters, as I'm sure there'll be one next year as well.
What about this yewar?

What about this yewar?

oh quiet future boy

What about this yewar?
Your this year, I'm guessing there will be one. My this year there's already been one. My next year I'm guessing there will be one, your next year I really couldn't say.

So it's come to this...

*grabs bible*

*tears out a page*

*grabs weed*

*rolls a blunt*

*lights*

FREE BIBLE BLUNTS!!!

Ok, that was a lot of work, but now it's done. The Worlds Largest Bottle-RocketTM (or WLBR) has been completed. Some of the floors upstairs has been filled with gunpowder and various other kinds of exposives, and the elevator shaft has been rigged to function as a launch-pad.

A timer has been set so it should go off at midnight, but that is just a fail-safe incase someting goes wrong with the traditional gunpowder-based fuses.

So, all that's left is to get drunk (not much left before that objective is completed), light fuse and run to a safe distance.

So: :gundge: Happy New Year! :fluffle: :fluffle:

Have a fun night, and remember days o' auld lang syne! :D

*Lights fuses*
*Runs away*

So it's come to this...

*grabs bible*

*tears out a page*

*grabs weed*

*rolls a blunt*

*lights*

FREE BIBLE BLUNTS!!!
Woo! Hang on...that was my weed...
*tears page*
*rolls blunt*
*lights*
*inhales* :cool:

Ok, that was a lot of work, but now it's done. The Worlds Largest Bottle-RocketTM (or WLBR) has been completed. Some of the floors upstairs has been filled with gunpowder and various other kinds of exposives, and the elevator shaft has been rigged to function as a launch-pad.

A timer has been set so it should go off at midnight, but that is just a fail-safe incase someting goes wrong with the traditional gunpowder-based fuses.

So, all that's left is to get drunk (not much left before that objective is completed), light fuse and run to a safe distance.

So: :gundge: Happy New Year! :fluffle: :fluffle:

Have a fun night, and remember days o' auld lang syne! :D

*Lights fuses*
*Runs away*
I guess this means we don't have to clear the place up at least.
But...erm...where's the party going to be next year?

I guess this means we don't have to clear the place up at least.
But...erm...where's the party going to be next year?
Well, I'm not letting my cubicle fort fal to the corporate heads! We can hold it all year long in my cubicle fort!

Well, I'm not letting my cubicle fort fal to the corporate heads! We can hold it all year long in my cubicle fort!
NoF...
*takes NoF gently by the arm*
The building is going to be blown up. The fort won't survive.
*hands NoF a tissue*
I think it is our duty to stop the evil Gravlen (and his ass). We have until midnight GMT! Five and a half hours! We must act fast!

I guess this means we don't have to clear the place up at least.
But...erm...where's the party going to be next year?

its already booked, your house.

NoF...
*takes NoF gently by the arm*
The building is going to be blown up. The fort won't survive.
*hands NoF a tissue*
I think it is our duty to stop the evil Gravlen (and his ass). We have until midnight GMT! Five and a half hours! We must act fast!
but, but, I have thriteen and a half hours...........

its already booked, your house.
*starts perparing explosives for next year*

A little B00mcube?

*starts perparing explosives for next year*
Think you have enough time?

My my my, this seems to have turned into the next Paradise Club.

its already booked, your house.
Ok...erm...how about my road? Not sure the house is actually big enough.

but, but, I have thriteen and a half hours...........
Only four and a half now...
You're the superior in this partnership Bra Man, show some leadership!

Ok...erm...how about my road? Not sure the house is actually big enough.
It will have to do, I suppose

but, but, I have thriteen and a half hours...........

*slaps Bra Man then licks him*

hurry please! we're all counting on you

*lick*

oh quiet future boy
Suffer living in the past Mortal!
http://70.85.81.229/3630/189/emo/invasion.gifhttp://70.85.81.229/3630/189/emo/Crazy.gifhttp://70.85.81.229/3630/189/emo/Crazy.gif

Your this year, I'm guessing there will be one. My this year there's already been one. My next year I'm guessing there will be one, your next year I really couldn't say.
*Looks into the future and foretells if you build it they will come*

*slaps Bra Man then licks him*

hurry please! we're all counting on you

*lick*
SPOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Jumps down elevator shaft in attempt to disarm bomb*

Remember kids, don't try this at home, for I am the nigh indestructable Bra man!

*due to his years of fiddling with homemade high explosives he manages to disarm the bomb and save the cubicle fort*

SPOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Jumps down elevator shaft in attempt to disarm bomb*

Remember kids, don't try this at home, for I am the nigh indestructable Bra man!

*due to his years of fiddling with homemade high explosives he manages to disarm the bomb and save the cubicle fort*
Y'know, that suffered from a lack of last-minute action, crazy cuts between the hero's worried-but-determined face and a red 8-segment LED display counting down to zero, and a fight between the hero and the bad guy's henchmen.
*re-arms bomb*
Do it again.

Y'know, that suffered from a lack of last-minute action, crazy cuts between the hero's worried-but-determined face and a red 8-segment LED display counting down to zero, and a fight between the hero and the bad guy's henchmen.
*re-arms bomb*
Do it again.
SPOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at least let me know when it's closer to midnight, I still got thirteen hours, Perhaps you could set it sooner, cause I have.....

*ahem*

stuff to do this evening with certain individuals, namely Sarah, and namely while we are watching a movie of somesort that I will never see half of it again

SPOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at least let me know when it's closer to midnight, I still got thirteen hours, Perhaps you could set it sooner, cause I have.....

*ahem*

stuff to do this evening with certain individuals, namely Sarah, and namely while we are watching a movie of somesort that I will never see half of it again

Have fun:fluffle:

Have fun:fluffle:
Oh I will, and I get to blow myself up afterwards.

I'm gonna try this again

SPOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!

*jumps down elevator shaft*

*looks at the little red dot timer, see's it reads four hours*

*sits and waits till it has 30 seconds left*

C'mon, people help me out here!

SPOOOON!!

*picks bomb up and runs outside with it*

15 seconds left

*runs down the street*

5 seconds left

*realizes his hand is stuck on the bomb*

*gives a comic, oh shit look*

*stands there while the bomb blows up in his hands, his boxers shredded and burnt all to hell*

SPOOOOOOON!!!!!!!

I am Bra man! Nigh indestructable!

*falls down on his back*

*Grabs a Bottle of methylated Spirits and makes a cheap Flame thromwer with zippo and Randomly burns stuff.*

SPOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at least let me know when it's closer to midnight, I still got thirteen hours, Perhaps you could set it sooner, cause I have.....

*ahem*

stuff to do this evening with certain individuals, namely Sarah, and namely while we are watching a movie of somesort that I will never see half of it again
Ok, loverboy. 2200 hours, GMT. That's, erm...carry the 1...1300 hours (whatever the abbreviation for your time is). I think.

-snip- (it's space saving, not that I don't care what it said...)
Well, he's still alive. Not sure whether he'll be wanting to do much with Sarah later...

Well, he's still alive. Not sure whether he'll be wanting to do much with Sarah later...
cough

and it's noon here

and I wasn't planning on doing a whole lot with her, she recently got over a case of mono, and it's not really something I can afford to catch. Although I was planning on doing stuff with her, just as long as we don't get to.....

.......into it, we should be fine

*cough*

That's a nasty cough you've got there, Larina. Have some medicine.

*pours whiskey into Larina*

That's a nasty cough you've got there, Larina. Have some medicine.

*pours whiskey into Larina*

*head rush*

Fankss Tribersth

That's a nasty cough you've got there, Larina. Have some medicine.

*pours whiskey into Larina*
Fine taste this man has.

*head rush*

Fankss Tribersth
weel, ervyone sghould be drunnk @ Nwe Yeaers!!!!!!!!

Should.:(

weel, ervyone sghould be drunnk @ Nwe Yeaers!!!!!!!!

*hugs Tribes* I wub you!

*hugs Tribes* I wub you!
*staggers to Larina, falls on her slightly*

See this girl? Tthis is...this is her, oh yeah..she'ss the girl...

*collapses*

*staggers to Larina, falls on her slightly*

See this girl? Tthis is...this is her, oh yeah..she'ss the girl...

*collapses*

*is trapped beneath Tribes unconscious body*

Wh-what happended?? Wheres thah Beeyah!!

*hugs Tribes* I wub you!
:(

:(
Ah but dude, you're the Office love object. Everyone loves you.

*wubs*

*is trapped beneath Tribes unconscious body*

Wh-what happended?? Wheres thah Beeyah!!
*is awoken by the word beer*

We need more beer!

*slumps off Larina, searches for undrunk beer bottles*

Arrgh Crazy Kids!

*Comforts bottle of Captain Morgan*

Ah but dude, you're the Office love object. Everyone loves you.

*wubs*


*is awoken by the word beer*

We need more beer!

*slumps off Larina, searches for undrunk beer bottles*
:) You make me happy, Tribes. I wub you! *hugs*

*lets Tribes search for bottles, goes looking for proper beer*

Arrgh Crazy Kids!

*Comforts bottle of Captain Morgan*
*comforts Harlesburg*

*wanders in having spent three weeks pay on various forms of alcohol*
*distributes*
:) !Happy New Year dudes!:)

:) You make me happy, Tribes. I wub you! *hugs*

*lets Tribes search for bottles, goes looking for proper beer*
*drunken wubs*

And good beer can come in bottles!

http://www.bottledbeer.co.uk/photos/hobgoblin.jpg

*drunken wubs*

And good beer can come in bottles!

http://www.bottledbeer.co.uk/photos/hobgoblin.jpg
What's the matter lagerboy? Afraid you might taste something?

I have nothing against bottled beer, I just prefer draught.

*wanders in having spent three weeks pay on various forms of alcohol*
*distributes*
:) !Happy New Year dudes!:)
Woo! Beer! There better be some of this! (http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/watary_h/imgs/3/9/39319894.jpg)
Mmmm...pissing midget...

*drunken wubs*

And good beer can come in bottles!

http://www.bottledbeer.co.uk/photos/hobgoblin.jpg
Yay! Real beer!kudos cookies for you!
http://www.wychwood.co.uk/new_images/adverts_lager_boy_poster.jpg

*comforts Harlesburg*
You just want me for my Rum!
*Carresses Henry's Neck kissing it gently*

What's the matter lagerboy? Afraid you might taste something?

I have nothing against bottled beer, I just prefer draught.
Heh, I'm getting the T-shirt. Bottled/draught beats tinned pish by miles.

Woo! Beer! There better be some of this! (http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/watary_h/imgs/3/9/39319894.jpg)
Mmmm...pissing midget...
Belgian? That's what goes into Carling incidentialy.

What's the matter lagerboy? Afraid you might taste something?

I have nothing against bottled beer, I just prefer draught.
There's a bar near me called Krobar that sells about 6 different beers like Hobgoblin (not there itself, but things like Lancaster Bomber and Goliath are there) on tap.

*wins*

You just want me for my Rum!
*Carresses Henry's Neck kissing it gently*
Captain Morgan? Sod that. Lamb's or nothing, y'hear!
http://www.thedrinkshop.com/images/products/main/267/267.jpg

Heh, I'm getting the T-shirt. Bottled/draught beats tinned pish by miles.Damn you, I was going to get that glow in the dark Halloween one. :( Belgian? That's what goes into Carling incidentialy.
What, a psiing Belgian child?

Heh, I'm getting the T-shirt. Bottled/draught beats tinned pish by miles.


Belgian? That's what goes into Carling incidentialy.
I assume you mean midget piss, not Blanche. Blanche is possibly the finest beer in Europe, and therefore the world.

I assume you mean midget piss, not Blanche. Blanche is possibly the finest beer in Europe, and therefore the world.
Yeah, midget piss. Never tried Blance, I'm sad to say:(

There's a bar near me called Krobar that sells about 6 different beers like Hobgoblin (not there itself, but things like Lancaster Bomber and Goliath are there) on tap.

*wins*
You win, do you? THIS! (http://www.swanandrushes.co.uk/Mainlybeer_beer.htm) is the beer website for my favourite pub.

*not only wins, but kicks Tribes' ass from Manchester to Leicester and back*

EDIT: And if that's not enough...THIS! (http://www.the-offie.co.uk/) is my nearest off licence.

*wins more*

Damn you, I was going to get that glow in the dark Halloween one. :(

There's a glowing one?
*checks*
Yay! Too much choice (http://www.wychwood-shop.co.uk/products.asp?subcatid=16). At the mo there's an offer on Hobgoblin. 5 Bottle tops gets you the standart t-shirt for like 6.99 or something.

You win, do you? THIS! (http://www.swanandrushes.co.uk/Mainlybeer_beer.htm) is the beer website for my favourite pub.

*not only wins, but kicks Tribes' ass from Manchester to Leicester and back*

EDIT: And if that's not enough...THIS! (http://www.the-offie.co.uk/) is my nearest off licence.

*wins more*
Off. Fuck.

Rearrange until it makes sense. :mad: :(

At the mo there's an offer on Hobgoblin. 5 Bottle tops gets you the standart t-shirt for like 6.99 or something.
Wychwood have had that offer for ages, haven't they? I'm sure I intended to get it 18 months ago, but I lost the bottle tops. Should do it again. And it means drinking beer. Goddamn! :p

Wychwood have had that offer for ages, haven't they? I'm sure I intended to get it 18 months ago, but I lost the bottle tops. Should do it again. And it means drinking beer. Goddamn! :pMore than likely, I only started getting into beer a few months ago. Heh, well needs must. >_>
*cracks open bottle*

You win, do you? THIS! (http://www.swanandrushes.co.uk/Mainlybeer_beer.htm) is the beer website for my favourite pub.

*not only wins, but kicks Tribes' ass from Manchester to Leicester and back*

EDIT: And if that's not enough...THIS! (http://www.the-offie.co.uk/) is my nearest off licence.

*wins more*


*:fluffle: s in Leicester*

*drunkenly wubs I V*

More than likely, I only started getting into beer a few months ago. Heh, well needs must. >_>
*cracks open bottle*
They only seem to have one t-shirt in any size below XL (apart from the women's fit). They know their market...

*:fluffle: s in Leicester*

*drunkenly wubs I V*
:fluffle: *not so drunkenly wubs Larina back* ;)

:fluffle: *not so drunkenly wubs Larina back* ;)

*giggles and walks shakily to the trampoline, beer in hand**

Off. Fuck.

Rearrange until it makes sense. :mad: :(
Awwww...*huggles Tribes*
Come down to Leicester some time. It might be a crap city, but they know their beer.

*giggles and walks shakily to the trampoline, beer in hand**
*sweeps Larina off her feet, being careful not to spill any beer, carefully takes her over to the trampoline*

*sweeps Larina off her feet, being careful not to spill any beer, carefully takes her over to the trampoline*

*hic* OOO youre sho....sho....*giggles*

Awwww...*huggles Tribes*
Come down to Leicester some time. It might be a crap city, but they know their beer.
Heh, I've got a flatmate from Leicester. He's an alcoholic at 18, it's great.

Plus, he really knows his beers.

*hic* OOO youre sho....sho....*giggles*
Sho sho...rt? :p
*bounces on trampoline*

Sho sho...rt? :p
*bounces on trampoline*

*bounces then falls flat on the trampoline all without spilling a drop*

Wha?? *giggles*

I wub everyone!!