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We all work* here in General. Some spam, some annoy, some are serious, few are actually sane. Since the holidays are near. It's time for an office party. Everyone is invited and everything is free, however DO NOT set fire to yourself just because you think you can. If I see one more person do that, I'm not going to buy any beer anymore. Have fun. Keep it clean.



*don't do jack-diddly-squat

*photocopies boobs and arse*

*photocopies boobs and arse*

*distributes pictures*

*photocopies boobs and arse*

*Sells them as greeting cards*

*wets self*

*defiles the coffee machine*

*wets self*

Now, mail those pants to the guy who called Canada retarded.

*Wets the Elder Malaclypse*

*sits in a corner with a bottle of Jack Daniels*

Can I set someone else on fire because I think I can?
*sets down the tortilla chips and cheese dip*
*pockets lighter and flask of gasoline*

*Sets tray of Bolol Nuclear Cookies on the table*

Olara']Can I set someone else on fire because I think I can?
*sets down the tortilla chips and cheese dip*
*pockets lighter and flask of gasoline*
Sure, I'm available.
*finishes off chips and dip*
Mmm...thirsty...where's that JD?

Keep it a little non-spammish. We want it to stay alive for at least three pages.

*Sets tray of Bolol Nuclear Cookies on the table*

Mmm. Tastes like fission.

*Sets tray of Bolol Nuclear Cookies on the table*
Mmmm. Nuclear cookies.
*eats a few*

Keep it a little non-spammish. We want it to stay alive for at least three pages.

Not sure what you're looking for, there. But I know what I'm looking for! Has anyone seen... Never mind, there it is! :D

*Chases after the vicious donkey*

Keep it a little non-spammish. We want it to stay alive for at least three pages.
Hey, the way some people in general are attracted to this sort of thread, we could get it to 100 posts before a mod notices it...
*starts dancing with the Xmas tree*

Not sure what you're looking for, there. But I know what I'm looking for! Has anyone seen... Never mind, there it is! :D

*Chases after the vicious donkey*

No matter how you look at it, an office party is a great place to get a little ass.

*drools over Tinks pics enviously*

No matter how you look at it, an office party is a great place to get a little ass.
taht was so funny i almost laughed:rolleyes: :p

*lurks under a table and spams viciously*

taht was so funny i almost laughed:rolleyes: :p

Close enough. Meet me in the supply closet.

Close enough. Meet me in the supply closet.
the supply closet? i already did that last week, how about the meeting room?

the supply closet? i already did that last week, how about the meeting room?

Sure thing. Should we "accidentally" trigger the intercom?

Sure thing. Should we "accidentally" trigger the intercom?
i already stuck the button down so it's on

No matter how you look at it, an office party is a great place to get a little ass.

Hey, it's a cute ass too! :p

Well, since nobody else seems to be doing it, I guess I have to... *starts opening christmas-presents*

Woot! Fun! :D :fluffle:

i already stuck the button down so it's on

Excellent. Show me your figure for this quarter, and I'll buzz you in immediately.

Hey, the way some people in general are attracted to this sort of thread, we could get it to 100 posts before a mod notices it...
*starts dancing with the Xmas tree*
I forgot about that.

Party Game:
Name three of your new year's resolutions.

I already broke mine.

Excellent. Show me your figure for this quarter, and I'll buzz you in immediately.
*sets up camera equipment, sound recording equipment etc. Employs Neo-K to film 'the making of' Documentary*

What? I need some decent footage to show to new employees. About the "office dynamic" and "work ethics". Oh, and "the best places to make out at the office christmas party".

*films. furiously*

Excellent. Show me your figure for this quarter, and I'll buzz you in immediately.
(lmao)


only if you let me sharpen your pencil

Gangbang anyone? No? Anyone.... :(

*sets up camera equipment, sound recording equipment etc. Employs Neo-K to film 'the making of' Documentary*

What? I need some decent footage to show to new employees. About the "office dynamic" and "work ethics". Oh, and "the best places to make out at the office christmas party".

*films. furiously*

I think that TInk and I are ready to do our part(s) for office morale. IF she's up for it later, we can do a segment on leadership.

*sets up camera equipment, sound recording equipment etc. Employs Neo-K to film 'the making of' Documentary*

What? I need some decent footage to show to new employees. About the "office dynamic" and "work ethics". Oh, and "the best places to make out at the office christmas party".

*films. furiously*
i've got a few cameras up around the room for my website, maybe afterwards we could exchange footage?

Gangbang anyone? No? Anyone.... :(
*Feeds Bvimb VI's present to the donkey* :D

Waaaaaaah! *sob* Mommy, Gravlen is being a meanie... :(

*sings Hannukah songs*

*complains loudly and obnoxiously because it's called a Christmas Party instead of a Winter Holiday Festival*

(lmao)


only if you let me sharpen your pencil

Sure. Glad we can work together, TInk. I think you'll find I' can be quite handy around the orifice.

Sure. Glad we can work together, TInk. I think you'll find I' can be quite handy around the orifice.
i'm happy to hear it, i think this'll be a project that you can really get stuck in to

*wishes he was the copy machine*

i've got a few cameras up around the room for my website, maybe afterwards we could exchange footage?
*looks through camera-eyepiece*

TInk! Tink honey! Could you just lean a little to the left, the glitter on your boob is causing some glare on the lens! Ta lovvie!

*shouts a lights boy*

Hey dipshit! Turn the fuckin' lights down a little, were tryin' ta get an ambee-ence gowin' on in here! Ya freakin' moron.

i'm happy to hear it, i think this'll be a project that you can really get stuck in to
Surely it's the other way around? *shoots self with obvious joke gun*

*sings Hannukah songs*

*complains loudly and obnoxiously because it's called a Christmas Party instead of a Winter Holiday Festival*
Fine! *lights a manorah(sp?)

i'm happy to hear it, i think this'll be a project that you can really get stuck in to

As long as you don't mind long hours. We could be up all night with this workload.

*looks through camera-eyepiece*

TInk! Tink honey! Could you just lean a little to the left, the glitter on your boob is causing some glare on the lens! Ta lovvie!

hold on a minute, if i move i think my nipple tassles will fall off, anyone got any double-sided stickytape?

hold on a minute, if i move i think my nipple tassles will fall off, anyone got any double-sided stickytape?

Here, let me help you with that. I've heard that saliva works quite well.

Surely it's the other way around? *shoots self with obvious joke gun*

I'm perfectly willing to help TInk with all of her projects, provided she's up to managing the workload I've got backed up.

Well we made it past three pages...

I'm perfectly willing to help TInk with all of her projects, provided she's up to managing the workload I've got backed up.
don't worry, i'm perfectly capable of handling an all-nighter, i have a lot of experience with this kind of work, just ask the boss

Long live humorous sexual innuendo! Hear hear!

Tink, is that enough saliva? Cuz I'm just gonna keep working on this until your satisified that I got the job done. *goes back to work on the nipple tassles*

Tink, is that enough saliva? Cuz I'm just gonna keep working on this until your satisified that I got the job done. *goes back to work on the nipple tassles*
no, you'll have to keep going i'm afraid

*comes in late (as usual), doesn't talk to anyone as he sits in the corner and drinks and eats as much as he can get (as usual) and leaves early after he sees that he didn't win anything in the raffle (as usual)*

*comes in late (as usual), doesn't talk to anyone as he sits in the corner and drinks and eats as much as he can get (as usual) and leaves early after he sees that he didn't win anything in the raffle (as usual)*
not joining in with any of the sexual innuendo? you feeling ok?

Long live humorous sexual innuendo! Hear hear!

"innuendo" my ass. And there it comes now! *Hides Sumamba Buwhan's present behind the donkey since he left early*

no, you'll have to keep going i'm afraid

Hm, wouldn't you know it, TInk. I think this pen is stuck. Care to get it flowing again?

Hm, wouldn't you know it, TInk. I think this pen is stuck. Care to get it flowing again?
of course, all you gotta do is wrap your hand around it and vigorously move it up and down like this *demonstrates*

*comes in late (as usual), doesn't talk to anyone as he sits in the corner and drinks and eats as much as he can get (as usual) and leaves early after he sees that he didn't win anything in the raffle (as usual)*

In real life, I won a PSP at my company party. Jealous?

"innuendo" my ass. And there it comes now! *Hides Sumamba Buwhan's present behind the donkey since he left early*

*hides Gravlen behind the donkey*

Take that, oh big Meanie!

of course, all you gotta do is wrap your hand around it and vigorously move it up and down like this *demonstrates*

I tried that earlier, but you're much better at it. Still, it might not be enough to get it all out.

no, you'll have to keep going i'm afraid

*Attacks this project with the exuberance he uses on all company projects... involving Tink*

These tassles are huge. They look like dinner plates.

*walks in, sees donkeys, people danceing with trees and slightly overt sexual innuendo, decideds everyone has lost it and moves to the chips and dip*

*gets bored, drinks too much and falls asleep, naked, in his own cubicle*

I tried that earlier, but you're much better at it. Still, it might not be enough to get it all out.
well, what can i say? i've had a lot of practice. If worse comes to worse then all you gotta do is suck it, like this *demonstrates*

I tried that earlier, but you're much better at it. Still, it might not be enough to get it all out.

I think the cap's stuck, Tink, use your teeth.

*Gravlen discovers self hidden behind donkey* :eek:

*Hands Bvimb VI a present to cheer him up* Go on, have a drink mate ;) Wait, there are donkeys here? Plural?

well, what can i say? i've had a lot of practice. If worse comes to worse then all you gotta do is suck it, like this *demonstrates*

*films "When Innuendo Isn't Enough"*

well, what can i say? i've had a lot of practice. If worse comes to worse then all you gotta do is suck it, like this *demonstrates*

Ooh, I think that's going to do the trick, TInk. Be careful though, this pen can be a bit of a gusher.

*Attacks this project with the exuberance he uses on all company projects... involving Tink*


These tassles are huge. They look like dinner plates.
you always show such dedication to your work Joccy, you're obviously a higjly ambitious and hard-working young man.

you always show such dedication to your work Joccy, you're obviously a higjly ambitious and hard-working young man.

(nothing about the dinner plates comment I see - HA)

Ooh, I think that's going to do the trick, TInk. Be careful though, this pen can be a bit of a gusher.
:eek: Yous guys is crazy! *goes and gets drunk hopeing he will black out*

(nothing about the dinner plates comment I see - HA)
(i tried to think of something but failed)

Ooh, I think that's going to do the trick, TInk. Be careful though, this pen can be a bit of a gusher.

I think there's something wrong with your pen? Why are you using red ink? But at least she managed to pull the cap off with her teeth.

*staggers through office, drink in one hand and secretary in the other*

You're alllllll....um...*drinks*....PROMOTED! To HOTTIES!

*falls over, drags secretary with him*

I think there's something wrong with your pen? Why are you using red ink? But at least she managed to pull the cap off with her teeth.
((Thats just TOO damn funny!!!:D ))

I think there's something wrong with your pen? Why are you using red ink? But at least she managed to pull the cap off with her teeth.

You must be seeing things. This is a white-out pen. Well, from a different formula, but you get the idea.

(i tried to think of something but failed)

*puts tassles on own chest and realizes his chest completely disappeared. Wishes he had boobs like Tink's... in his hands*

EDIT: What apostrophe s?

*puts tassles on own chest and realizes his chest completely disappeared. Wishes he had boob's like Tink's... in his hands*
Er, excuse me...Jocabia! Yeah, uh, could you move your hands out of the way, I'm trying to get a good shot of this quarters targets.

*films. furiously*

No matter how you look at it, an office party is a great place to get a little ass.

A most notorious event for getting some stink on the hang-low. And obtaining it from one not expected prior to the event.

A most notorious event for getting some stink on the hang-low. And obtaining it from one not expected prior to the event.
Uh...yeah.

GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDY!!!!

"innuendo" my ass.


In U End-o.

So-you're right

A most notorious event for getting some stink on the hang-low. And obtaining it from one not expected prior to the event.

I see... So you're after my donkey now, is that it? :mad:

*hides donkey behind tassle, drinks a lot of punch and punches some drinks*

Hoo boy, TInk, I think you've got it just...about...fixed.

Hoo boy, TInk, I think you've got it just...about...fixed.
damn, now my mouth is covered in ink

damn, now my mouth is covered in ink

Don't worry, it's organic. You might even like it.

Uh...yeah.

GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDY!!!!

Hey, put some pants on!

Don't worry, it's organic. You might even like it.
it tastes awful, maybe i shouldn't have swallowed it

Don't worry, it's organic. You might even like it.
I believe you mean orgasmic, correct?

it tastes awful, maybe i shouldn't have swallowed it

Well, saves time cleaning up, anyway. Now then, since the pen's definitely fixed, maybe you've got a document or two that could use some of my input?

it tastes awful, maybe i shouldn't have swallowed it

There. Now put the cap back on. *Picks cap up off floor and furiously and violently twists it back on.*

Well, saves time cleaning up, anyway. Now then, since the pen's definitely fixed, maybe you've got a document or two that could use some of my input?well there's a couple of things need seeing to, maybe you give give me a hand? i've got an opening in a few minutes.....

*walks in, sees donkeys, people danceing with trees and slightly overt sexual innuendo, decideds everyone has lost it and moves to the chips and dip*
Hey, hey, I already finished off the chips and dip, very soon after they were brought in, and only shortly before I started dancing with the tree. Now, where's that ass gone...?

it tastes awful, maybe i shouldn't have swallowed it

*Gulp!*

well there's a couple of things need seeing to, maybe you give give me a hand? i've got an opening in a few minutes.....

Well, point me right to it, and I'll fill your needs as best I can. I'm sure you'll find I can the "can-do" attitude to fill any opening you've got.

Hey, hey, I already finished off the chips and dip, very soon after they were brought in, and only shortly before I started dancing with the tree. Now, where's that ass gone...?

*slowly takes steps towards donkey*
*runs and jumps on the ass*
I'm riding a big furry tractor!
God, there's hair everywhere!
*rides around office*
*careens through bosses window*
*knocked uncounscious*
No asses were harmed in the making of this film.

*slowly takes steps towards donkey*
*runs and jumps on the ass*
I'm riding a big furry tractor!
God, there's hair everywhere!
*rides around office*
*careens through bosses window*
*knocked uncounscious*
No asses were harmed in the making of this film.
What about yourself? :p
Gets that ass, and rides it all night long.

What about yourself? :p
Gets that ass, and rides it all night long.

*hours later*
wha... whats all this glass?
hey...wheres the thing, the uh... yeah what was that?
my tummy itches.
*steps through now-broken glass partition*
hey! who took my ass?!? I was riding it first!

What about yourself? :p
Gets that ass, and rides it all night long.

Whose ass are you riding? Fleckensteins? :confused:

Anyway, be careful with that wild animal. And the donkey. That's a holiday-donkey that is! :cool:

That's right, a holiday-donkey, not a christmas-donkey. Eat your heart out, Bill O'Reilly!

Well, point me right to it, and I'll fill your needs as best I can. I'm sure you'll find I can the "can-do" attitude to fill any opening you've got.
i'm glad to hear it, you're really gonna have to give this task your all, i'm not entirely sure you can handle it on your own, maybe we should get someone else in to help, I need results from this!

i'm glad to hear it, you're really gonna have to give this task your all, i'm not entirely sure you can handle it on your own, maybe we should get someone else in to help, I need results from this!

Hmm, well, you'd be surprised how well I can multitask. I'm sure I can fill one need that might be behind schedule, brush up against another that seems more up front, and still manage to get a firm grip on a third, to boot.

Whose ass are you riding? Fleckensteins? :confused:

Anyway, be careful with that wild animal. And the donkey. That's a holiday-donkey that is! :cool:

That's right, a holiday-donkey, not a christmas-donkey. Eat your heart out, Bill O'Reilly!

Now why would you ask that? Do delivery men drive here on asses? I didn't think so.
I did not bring an extra ass.
Is the donkey's name Dominic, by any chance?

Hmm, well, you'd be surprised how well I can multitask. I'm sure I can fill one need that might be behind schedule, brush up against another that seems more up front, and still manage to get a firm grip on a third, to boot.
well if you're sure, but don't dissapoint me, i hate having to pretend you did a good job

well if you're sure, but don't dissapoint me, i hate having to pretend you did a good job

Of course. Now then, First I'll dig into this backlog of yours...and to help you out at the same time, I'll get to work with some digits and start tapping buttons.

Of course. Now then, First I'll dig into this backlog of yours...and to help you out at the same time, I'll get to work with some digits and start tapping buttons.
have you started yet? I havn't really noticed any work going on...

hehe. iunendos are fun. hi tink.

have you started yet? I havn't really noticed any work going on...

*chokes on wild cherry pepsi* Hey, if he can't handle it without a little support, I'm always willing to lend a hand... or whatever.

Now why would you ask that? Do delivery men drive here on asses? I didn't think so.
I did not bring an extra ass.
Is the donkey's name Dominic, by any chance?

Actually, this particular specimen is named Demitri. (He's *ethnic* you know... Or was that *ethical*? Can't remember.) Anyway, I think Dominic is a different ass. It's definitely not this one.

But you don't need to see his identification *Uses the Force*
This isn't the donkey you're looking for
He can go about his business
Move along :D

hehe. iunendos are fun. hi tink.
yeah, but after 6 pages of them it's kinda hard to think up new ones. hello.

yeah, but after 6 pages of them it's kinda hard to think up new ones. hello.

(funny, I did)

guess who.

have you started yet? I havn't really noticed any work going on...

Oh, I just checked out your spreadsheets, first.

*Begins a rigorous probe of TInk's bottom line, keeping extended tabs on her valuable assets, keeping a hand in her cookie jar to stimulate her economy.

*chokes on wild cherry pepsi* Hey, if he can't handle it without a little support, I'm always willing to lend a hand... or whatever.
that's very kind of you to offer, i may need you, if he doesn't buckle up soon and get down to some hard graft i may have to punish him, maybe even suspend him from the ceiling

yeah, but after 6 pages of them it's kinda hard to think up new ones. hello.

You're telling me. Next time let's get a broader topic, maybe?

Actually, this particular specimen is named Demitri. (He's *ethnic* you know... Or was that *ethical*? Can't remember.) Anyway, I think Dominic is a different ass. It's definitely not this one.

But you don't need to see his identification *Uses the Force*
This isn't the donkey you're looking for
He can go about his business
Move along :D

Hmph. Alright then, where's the ass I was riding?
*knocked down by wild ass with rider*
hey! come back here with that ass!

that's very kind of you to offer, i may need you, if he doesn't buckle up soon and get down to some hard graft i may have to punish him, maybe even suspend him from the ceiling

(ah, there, you thought of more)

If you don't mind, then, I'll go ahead and get a feel for the work, just in case.

Sssssooo, what'd I mish? *falls asleep again*

(ah, there, you thought of more)

If you don't mind, then, I'll go ahead and get a feel for the work, just in case.
feel free to get right in there, there's plenty of work to go around and i don't mind sharing it

*Jocabia takes his time and goes over every inch of available data* You mind if I remove this cover sheet? *doesn't wait for an answer* thanks *continues to pour of the figure* Interesting. It seems your assets are well-developed, but need better handling. Your portfolio is perky and with good attention could yield excellent returns and your benefits package needs some real delving into.

Hmph. Alright then, where's the ass I was riding?
*knocked down by wild ass with rider*
hey! come back here with that ass!

Don't you mean "Get your ass back here"? :rolleyes:

*wanders in late but already drunk*
Shoooo, anyone for a game of pin the donkey on the tail?
*staggers towards said ass*

Sssssooo, what'd I mish? *falls asleep again*
*chases ass*
*trips over Maineiacs*
sonofa...! arghh! what a day!
*eyes look up pensively*
hmmm. . . interesting. . .
*drags uncounscious body upstairs*
*drags into vent control*
*stuffs Maineiacs into vent over Christmas tree*

*runs downstairs*

*walks to tree*
hehehe.
*proceeds to undo vent nuts and bolts, but not enough for immediate collapse*
*runs away*

*TPs several cubicles*

Don't you mean "Get your ass back here"? :rolleyes:

its not his. why would he ride his own ass?

*TPs several cubicles*
*steps out of cubicle*

Hey LP, your cubicle won't flush! *hic*

*Jocabia takes his time and goes over every inch of available data* You mind if I remove this cover sheet? *doesn't wait for an answer* thanks *continues to pour of the figure* Interesting. It seems your assets are well-developed, but need better handling. Your portfolio is perky and with good attention could yield excellent returns and your benefits package needs some real delving into.

I'll take shipping, you take receiving, and we can split duties over her oral contract, then.

*joins LP in TP'ing cubicles*

*steps out of cubicle*

Hey LP, your cubicle won't flush! *hic*
*hands Tribes a plunger*

*joins LP in TP'ing cubicles*
*does the old 'clingfilm over the toilet bowl trick'*
*hides*
*giggles*

*walks away knowingly from tree"
Heheh. . . HEY!
*hit with TP*
watch it! oh god . . . RUN AWAY!!!
*runs as Maineiacs' uncounscious body collapses the vent and falls on the tree*
Hey, wasn't someone dancin with that?

*hands Tribes a plunger*
That ain't gonna do it...

*gets vacuum cleaner*

*cleans*

That's better. *vomits in potted plant*

its not his. why would he ride his own ass?

I'm sure I don't want to know :p

*Writes "Now I have a machine-gun. Ho-ho-ho" on an uncounscious body, and puts said body in an elevator*

*Jocabia takes his time and goes over every inch of available data* You mind if I remove this cover sheet? *doesn't wait for an answer* thanks *continues to pour of the figure* Interesting. It seems your assets are well-developed, but need better handling. Your portfolio is perky and with good attention could yield excellent returns and your benefits package needs some real delving into.
wow, i can tell you're a real pro at this, very thorough, maybe we could make this a regular thing? my assets need constant attention and i can tell you're one of the best in the business, in return i can assure your profit margin goes up regularly

*still creating havoc on the ass*
Hey don't look at me - it was Gravlen brought it into the thread (post 16, I checked).
No one's having this ass now! It's mine! Mine! MINE!!!!
*swigs from Kanabia's booze-jug of mystery*
Ah crap, it's absinthe!
*topples from Gravlen's ass, sated*

That ain't gonna do it...

*gets vacuum cleaner*

*cleans*

That's better. *vomits in potted plant*

One less thing to water. Or intoxicate.

*steps in donkey sh*t*
aw jeeez. . . wait a mintue. . where is Demitri!?!?!
there he is!
*takes IVS off donkey, leads donkey to elevator*
*elevator door opens*
CHRIST! . . .Idea!
*leaves IVS in elevator with other, pushes all elevator buttons*
*jumps on donkey*
ahahahah that tickles! bring it around town! woot!

*flies through conference room*

I'm sure I don't want to know :p

*Writes "Now I have a machine-gun. Ho-ho-ho" on an uncounscious body, and puts said body in an elevator*
Heh :p
Would that be Maineiacs's body by any chance? Seems to be the only unconscious body around...

That ain't gonna do it...

*gets vacuum cleaner*

*cleans*

That's better. *vomits in potted plant*
That's not a potted plant, that's my hair-do!

I'm sure I don't want to know :p

*Writes "Now I have a machine-gun. Ho-ho-ho" on an uncounscious body, and puts said body in an elevator*
*puts on a crappy German accent, even though he is quite clearly English*

Where is Potter?

Er, fuck, wrong movie...

wow, i can tell you're a real pro at this, very thorough, maybe we could make this a regular thing? my assets need constant attention and i can tell you're one of the best in the business, in return i can assure your profit margin goes up regularly

*Examines the project again* Very impressive, that is. *realizes how important it is to Tink that she get the project right, Jocabia takes his time. He is certain to pay special attention to how he inserts himself into the group so as to make sure he meets exactly the needs that were previously going unfilled.*

*puts on a crappy German accent, even though he is quite clearly English*

Where is Potter?

Er, fuck, wrong movie...
(Shoot, you made my choke, you idiot)

*still creating havoc on the ass*
Hey don't look at me - it was Gravlen brought it into the thread (post 16, I checked).
No one's having this ass now! It's mine! Mine! MINE!!!!
*swigs from Kanabia's booze-jug of mystery*
Ah crap, it's absinthe!
*topples from Gravlen's ass, sated*
*pins tail on the now terrified ass*
Yay! I win:)
*ass disagrees*
*TD enters the toilets through the wall*

wow, i can tell you're a real pro at this, very thorough, maybe we could make this a regular thing? my assets need constant attention and i can tell you're one of the best in the business, in return i can assure your profit margin goes up regularly

I hope this doesn't mean I'm getting Trumped...
*redoubles his efforts, providing total coverage and deep analysis*

(Shoot, you made my choke, you idiot)
*laughs a sneering laugh*

-50 points from Gryffindor

*shoots at Joc with an MP5*

...damn it!

*laughs a sneering laugh*

-50 points from Gryffindor

*shoots at Joc with an MP5*

...damn it!

Plus, you made me flame you. I don't think I've actually ever directly flamed anyone (though some mild flamebaiting isn't unusual.

EDIT: And now my grammar and punctuation has gone to hell too.

One less thing to water. Or intoxicate.

*steps in donkey sh*t*
aw jeeez. . . wait a mintue. . where is Demitri!?!?!
there he is!
*takes IVS off donkey, leads donkey to elevator*
*elevator door opens*
CHRIST! . . .Idea!
*leaves IVS in elevator with other, pushes all elevator buttons*
*jumps on donkey*
ahahahah that tickles! bring it around town! woot!

*flies through conference room*
I don't wanna go home!!!
*reaches bottom floor, lift door opens. Taxi driver attempts to wrestle my prone, drunken form into a cab*
No!!! You'll never take me alive! You're working for them aren't you?! Aren't YOUUUUUU!!!! Unhand me, you ruffian!
*punches taxi driver and rushes to lift*
Aha, I'm coming for you Fleckenstein...I want that ass!

Plus, you made me flame you. I don't think I've actually ever directly flamed anyone (though some mild flamebaiting isn't unusual.
You flamed me?

*looks at shirt sleeve - it's on fire*

Aww, crap.

*stops, drops and rolls in the fax machine room*

*pins tail on the now terrified ass*
Yay! I win:)
*ass disagrees*
*TD enters the toilets through the wall*
Heh :p
Would that be Maineiacs's body by any chance? Seems to be the only unconscious body around...

IVS and Maineiac, uncounscious in an elevator. . .
ehh, i give up.
RIDE THE PIG!
*jumps off donkey and brings out pig from hidden broom closet*
*squeal!*
*rides pig into toilets*
Heyyy, TD, need a ride?
That's a nasty bruise there champ.

*stops, drops and rolls in the fax machine room*
*joins in, assuming it's some kind of crazy drunken party game*
Woo! Watch us roll!

Heh :p
Would that be Maineiacs's body by any chance? Seems to be the only unconscious body around...

Dunno, it was just lying about, nobody seemed to be using it so...

Ah, reminds me of that good old quote: "He was said to have the body of a twenty-five year old, although no one knew where he kept it." :)

*joins in, assuming it's some kind of crazy drunken party game*
Woo! Watch us roll!

*quietly leads donkey into fax room*
*pulls out tail and promptly replaces*
*tries to kick ass and misses*
*ass sets off across the room at the rolling/enflamed drunks*
get me now Stalin!

Dunno, it was just lying about, nobody seemed to be using it so...

Ah, reminds me of that good old quote: "He was said to have the body of a twenty-five year old, although no one knew where he kept it." :)

He already fell through a vent. He already been had. :p

*joins in, assuming it's some kind of crazy drunken party game*
Woo! Watch us roll!
*burns to death*

*rises from ashes*

That was interesting.

*quietly leads donkey into fax room*
*pulls out tail and promptly replaces*
*tries to kick ass and misses*
*ass sets off across the room at the rolling/enflamed drunks*
get me now Stalin!
You dare challenge me?! I'll set the Red Army on you! Mwahahaha!
*remembers is not actually Iosef Stalin*
Shit.
*climbs aboard Gravlen's ass and chases Fleck, waving umbrella found discarded underneath Maineiacs*
Woo!

*starts TP'ing the mod's offices*

You dare challenge me?! I'll set the Red Army on you! Mwahahaha!
*remembers is not actually Iosef Stalin*
Shit.
*climbs aboard Gravlen's ass and chases Fleck, waving umbrella found discarded underneath Maineiacs*
Woo!
*videotapes it all*

Bob Saget will have a blast

He already fell through a vent. He already been had. :p

It could be worse. He could be working at the circus as Al the Donkey Boy. :D

*starts TP'ing the mod's offices*
*joins*

Wait, isn't this exactly the sort of thing that would attract mod attention?

Oh wait, who cares?

*TPs*

You dare challenge me?! I'll set the Red Army on you! Mwahahaha!
*remembers is not actually Iosef Stalin*
Shit.
*climbs aboard Gravlen's ass and chases Fleck, waving umbrella found discarded underneath Maineiacs*
Woo!

*slaps the pig*
lets ride!
*pig sprints around the cube farm*
*collision with railing near stairs*

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttt!

*pig and fleckenstein fly over steps in slo-mo*
*fleckenstein flips and lands on feet*
*pig impaled on flag*
fleckey senses. . . tingling
*sniffsniff* mmmmmmmmmmm bacon
*carries pig carcass to kitchen*

IVS and Maineiac, uncounscious in an elevator. . .
ehh, i give up.
RIDE THE PIG!
*jumps off donkey and brings out pig from hidden broom closet*
*squeal!*
*rides pig into toilets*
Heyyy, TD, need a ride?
That's a nasty bruise there champ.
*attempts to sit on pig*
*Fleck runs from Stalin*
*falls over*
Gah, pigs moved slower when I were a lad...

*starts TP'ing the mod's offices*
*ducks and covers*
*munches on popcorn*

*joins*

Wait, isn't this exactly the sort of thing that would attract mod attention?

Oh wait, who cares?

*TPs*
exactly.

*pays special attention to TP Myrth's office*

You dare challenge me?! I'll set the Red Army on you! Mwahahaha!
*remembers is not actually Iosef Stalin*
Shit.
*climbs aboard Gravlen's ass and chases Fleck, waving umbrella found discarded underneath Maineiacs*
Woo!

*Feeds donkey with yet another present, lets it drink punsh, then smacks Demitris ass*

Hmm... What do you call a donkey's butt anyway? Oh, well...
Yippee-ki-yay, motherf***er!

*smell of blood and fire emanates from kitchen*
alright, who wants bacon?
we got canadian if your like that.
I hope Stalin likes bacon!

*Feeds donkey with yet another present, lets it drink punsh, then smacks Demitris ass*

Hmm... What do you call a donkey's butt anyway? Oh, well...
Yippee-ki-yay, motherf***er!
An asses ass of course. Confusion sets in if you have to assess an asses ass. Certainly if you have to assess an asses asses assets.

*gets bored of riding the ass, wanders into kitchen...*
I'm a veggie, by the way...
*looks at frying pan. picks up frying pan. throws frying pan out of window*
SMASH!
*window is now open*

An asses ass of course. Confusion sets in if you have to assess an asses ass. Certainly if you have to assess an asses asses assets.

*gets bored of riding the ass, wanders into kitchen...*
I'm a veggie, by the way...
*looks at frying pan. picks up frying pan. throws frying pan out of window*
SMASH!
*window is now open*

*realizes he lacks pants*
hey, i now know what penguins think! All they think while flapping their wings is "jeezitscold,jeezitscold,jeezitscold!"
is there a breeze?
*imagines girl outside window*
look mistletoe!
*runs and jumps*
aw shit, not again!

STAAAAAAAAAAALLLLINNNNNNNNNNN!

*smell of blood and fire emanates from kitchen*
alright, who wants bacon?
we got canadian if your like that.
I hope Stalin likes bacon!
Can I have the head on a stick? I have an urge to run around a desert island.
*fashions crude spear from chair leg and scissors*

Can I have the head on a stick? I have an urge to run around a desert island.
*fashions crude spear from chair leg and scissors*


Sure, here you go!
*hands head of carcass*
What kind of dessert involves pork?
Have fun!

*realizes he lacks pants*
hey, i now know what penguins think! All they think while flapping their wings is "jeezitscold,jeezitscold,jeezitscold!"
is there a breeze?
*imagines girl outside window*
look mistletoe!
*runs and jumps*
aw shit, not again!

STAAAAAAAAAAALLLLINNNNNNNNNNN!
Don't worry, dude, it's a ground floor window.
*looks out*
Maybe not.
*sees Fleck clinging to a window ledge on the floor below*
Hey, I'll be down soon, meanwhile, you just hang in there, yeah?

Can I have the head on a stick? I have an urge to run around a desert island.
Wow, so many popular references in one thread. I always hated Lord of the Flies though.

*steals head on a stick, and forces the office to worship it as their new god*

*sits in back hogging beer keg*

Don't worry, dude, it's a ground floor window.
*looks out*
Maybe not.
*sees Fleck clinging to a window ledge on the floor below*
Hey, I'll be down soon, meanwhile, you just hang in there, yeah?


Wow, so many popular references in one thread. I always hated Lord of the Flies though.

*steals head on a stick, and forces the office to worship it as their new god*

Wiiiiiilsoooooon!!!

Sure, here you go!
*hands head of carcass*
What kind of dessert involves pork?
Have fun!
Hmm...
*runs off to invent bacon flavour ice cream*
Wow, so many popular references in one thread. I always hated Lord of the Flies though.

*steals head on a stick, and forces the office to worship it as their new god*Really? I loved it. Anyway...
NOOOOOEEEESSSSSSSS! My head on a stick. Ah well.
*worships janitors mop by mistake*

Don't worry, dude, it's a ground floor window.
*looks out*
Maybe not.
*sees Fleck clinging to a window ledge on the floor below*
Hey, I'll be down soon, meanwhile, you just hang in there, yeah?

Wow, so many popular references in one thread. I always hated Lord of the Flies though.

*steals head on a stick, and forces the office to worship it as their new god*

2nd floor, no worries. There was no girl. :(
Bring bacon! Even if you are a veggie!
All hail the pig!
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others!

An ass's ass of course. Confusion sets in if you have to assess an ass's ass. Certainly if you have to assess an ass's ass's assets.
Fixed for grammatical clarity. I'd post a grammar nazi pic, but
A) It's in poor taste, and
B) It's gramatically incorrect :p

*sits in back hogging beer keg*

*Baffled that nobody has said anything about the elephant in the middle of the room or the pack of bears being hogged by LarinaVille*
(Or is it beer? I can never remember...)

It sure is a wild party ;)

*lights the remains of the christmastree on fire*

*Baffled that nobody has said anything about the elephant in the middle of the room or the pack of bears being hogged by LarinaVille*
(Or is it beer? I can never remember...)

It sure is a wild party ;)

*lights the remains of the christmastree on fire*

Is Maineiacs still under that?
You hear that. Bears. Now your putting the whole office in danger.
Let me land on a furry tractor!

Hmm...
*runs off to invent bacon flavour ice cream*
Probably already been invented.
*looks in back of freezer*
Yup, here ya go - sell by date, January 1986...
Really? I loved it. Anyway...
NOOOOOEEEESSSSSSSS! My head on a stick. Ah well.
*worships janitors mop by mistake*
It was probably because I had to 'analyse' it for GCSE English
*gives back the head on a stick*
You may have the god now, TD.
*hits TD with mop, for being such a plonker*

*Baffled that nobody has said anything about the elephant in the middle of the room or the pack of bears being hogged by LarinaVille*
(Or is it beer? I can never remember...)

It sure is a wild party ;)

*lights the remains of the christmastree on fire*
*dances around sacrificial Christmas tree with a stick, howling crazily in his torn shirt*

OOC1: Incidentally, this is exactly what I plan to do when I return to uni.

OOC2: Did anyone else ever see The Day Today? This reminds me of the segment on the commuters. :D

Fixed for grammatical clarity. I'd post a grammar nazi pic, but
A) It's in poor taste, and
B) It's gramatically incorrect :p
I knew it was wrong, I was doing it for the humour.

Is Maineiacs still under that?

Dunno... I hope not. But wasn't he getting fired anyway? And now people don't have to go into the kitchen to make bacon! That's much more important.

*settles by bonfire*

*dances around sacrificial Christmas tree with a stick, howling crazily in his torn shirt*

OOC1: Incidentally, this is exactly what I plan to do when I return to uni.

OOC2: Did anyone else ever see The Day Today? This reminds me of the segment on the commuters. :D

Follow the mop!!!
No, the head is the true one!!!
But the tree is holy!!!

OOC:Life of Brian reference and cult all in one!

2nd floor, no worries. There was no girl. :(
Bring bacon! Even if you are a veggie!
All hail the pig!
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others!
*remembers Fleck*
crap...
*finds bacon, although it appears to have been walked over by some sort of hooved creature...*
*resuces Fleck*
Here, have some bacon.

It was probably because I had to 'analyse' it for GCSE English
*gives back the head on a stick*
You may have the god now, TD.
*hits TD with mop, for being such a plonker*
So did I. Made it all the more interesting. 0_o
Yay! Head on a stick!
*roasts head and offers it round*
Mine is a practical God.

*Baffled that nobody has said anything about the elephant in the middle of the room or the pack of bears being hogged by LarinaVille*
(Or is it beer? I can never remember...)

It sure is a wild party ;)

*lights the remains of the christmastree on fire*
I was dancing with that tree earlier! We had the beginnings of a relationship, and now you've killed it. I'm having your ass on a plate!

*remembers Fleck*
crap...
*finds bacon, although it appears to have been walked over by some sort of hooved creature...*
*resuces Fleck*
Here, have some bacon.

mmm bacon. tastes like ass though. OOC: couldn't help myself :D
where'd the bears go? are they already at the bonfire?

Dunno... I hope not. But wasn't he getting fired anyway? And now people don't have to go into the kitchen to make bacon! That's much more important.

*settles by bonfire*

*dumps keg on bonfire*

*dumps keg on bonfire*
*Keg explodes, showering all present with beer*

*dumps keg on bonfire*

hey, now the upper floor can have their own party/bonfire!

marshmellows, anyone?

that's a waste of a keg, jackass!

where are the bears?

*dumps keg on bonfire*
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

*Keg explodes, showering all present with beer*
*goes round licking everyone*

I was dancing with that tree earlier! We had the beginnings of a relationship, and now you've killed it. I'm having your ass on a plate!

Don't you involve Demitri in this... He's got nothing to do with the tree.

Besides, I was just putting the tree out of it's misery, being in a persistant vegetative state and all...
*The crowd: "Boooo! Hiss!*

*dumps keg on bonfire*
But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the office, and it is on fire.

(A classical reference there... :p )

hey, now the upper floor can have their own party/bonfire!

marshmellows, anyone?

that's a waste of a keg, jackass!

where are the bears?

heh, I got more, theres 10 in the back if you wanna go get them

*goes round licking everyone*
*puts some cans of beer in his pants*

*jumps a bit*

*opens cans*

This is bound to attract her attention....

hey, what happened to the ladies?
ya know, bears can smell the menstruation!

*goes round licking everyone*
Success!:cool:

But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the office, and it is on fire.

(A classical reference there... )
Do tell...

Who burned the beer? That most precious of substances? We're out now. I'll go out and buy 10,000 more kegs.

*goes round licking everyone*

*giggles* That tickles

*ten bears wander in, obviously intoxicated*
hey guys, look who showed up! its katow-jo!

*starts conga line with bears*
(without music)

Who burned the beer? That most precious of substances? We're out now. I'll go out and buy 10,000 more kegs.
I'm sure you said you weren't going to buy any more...
Tink! I'm over here, I have lots of beer in regions that Megaloria was previously making innuendo about!

*puts some cans of beer in his pants*

*jumps a bit*

*opens cans*

This is bound to attract her attention....
*shrugs* well drinking usually ends with me on my knees but i guess it could work the other way round, being on my knees ending in drinkingnow that i've written that it seems a hell of a lot more dodgy

Who burned the beer? That most precious of substances? We're out now. I'll go out and buy 10,000 more kegs.

dont forget the vodka!
get enough to get us all plastered!

*goes round licking everyone*

Now, you're going to get sticky doing that. Come on, let's go get you hosed down.

*ten bears wander in, obviously intoxicated*
hey guys, look who showed up! its katow-jo!

*starts conga line with bears*
(without music)
Puts some music on...
Led Zeppelin - Kashmir.
*joins conga*
Possibly the most bizarre conga line since that Hitler-Chaplin-Mao-Stalin one back in '43...

*goes round licking everyone*

You know, you shouldn't lick that ass if you don't know where it's been.

*finds a couple of swords and acts out the duel in Romeo & Juliet*

Now, you're going to get sticky doing that. Come on, let's go get you hosed down.
you wern't complaining about me getting sticky the other night

you wern't complaining about me getting sticky the other night

It's all relative. As long as I get to clean you up, all is well.

You know, you shouldn't lick that ass if you don't know where it's been.

*finds a couple of swords and acts out the duel in Romeo & Juliet*
You don't want Tink licking your ass? What's wrong with you?!

By yourself?
Gimme a sword!
*joins in the duel*

you wern't complaining about me getting sticky the other night
Burn. I say this score is tied. But I will not surrender!

Burn. I say this score is tied. But I will not surrender!

No, that's the tree.

*Dodge, parry, parry, riposte, thrust!*

No, that's the tree.

*Dodge, parry, parry, riposte, thrust!*
*hums 'Battle Without Honor or Humanity' in an attempt to liven things up*

EDIT: w00t! three hundred posts! Drinks are on me...
(I like to celebrate meaningless milestones)

You don't want Tink licking your ass? What's wrong with you?!

By yourself?
Gimme a sword!
*joins in the duel*

*wonders which one is mercucio*

*shrugs* well drinking usually ends with me on my knees but i guess it could work the other way round, being on my knees ending in drinkingnow that i've written that it seems a hell of a lot more dodgy
*resists temptation to utter the line "while you're down there"*

*hums 'Battle Without Honor or Humanity' in an attempt to liven things up*

EDIT: w00t! three hundred posts! Drinks are on me...
(I like to celebrate meaningless milestones)
*as the evening wears on, the number of people in the office gradually declines, until only the hardened drinkers, and those drunk enough to have fun by themselves, with just a pig's head on a stick for company, remain*
Best. Party. Ever.

w00t! 1950 posts! I, too, like to celebrate meaningless milestones...

*looks around*
Has anyone set themselves on fire yet? It's not a proper party until someone gets a flaming shot hilarioulsy wrong.
*does flaming sambuca*

*a hardened drinker, tribes staggers about slurring somethng about postcount*

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww000t!!! 5,308 ppoooppoooosssttsssssss!!!

*falls over*

*looks around*
Has anyone set themselves on fire yet? It's not a proper party until someone gets a flaming shot hilarioulsy wrong.
*does flaming sambuca*
'Ang on, where'd you get that sambuca from? Get me some! I did let someone set me on fire earlier, but they didn't take me up on the offer.

*combusts*
Excellent, now it truly is: Best. Party. Ever.
*heads for burns unit EDIT: after handing over all al-key-hol to members still present of course*
It's not like you'd let me leave with it...

*a hardened drinker, tribes staggers about slurring somethng about postcount*

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww000t!!! 5,308 ppoooppoooosssttsssssss!!!

*falls over*
Tribes, you're fired.
What? Someone has to get fired at an office party, otherwise it's not a proper party.

'Ang on, where'd you get that sambuca from? Get me some! I did let someone set me on fire earlier, but they didn't take me up on the offer.
I'll do it for....whoever then

*takes sambuca in his mouth*

*spits it out over Stalin*

whoops forgot the lighter

*takes sambuca in his mouth again, lights the lighter*

*sprays Stalin*

Tribes, you're fired.
What? Someone has to get fired at an office party, otherwise it's not a proper party.
I'm your boss, Jackass. Ergo, you're fired.

BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HAA!

*Drinks and celebrates, then slides under the table* :D

Mrseeh, thime to gett my ass home, I think. Afterparty:fluffle: at my place! I've got tequila!

*Gathers a few people, some drinks and some snacks* :fluffle:

Greath partyh! Merry Schmchristmasch!

*comes in late as usual*
oh crap i missed all the good stuff :mad:

I'm your boss, Jackass. Ergo, you're fired.

BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HAA!
Of course I'm fired. LP just set me alight...
Anyway...

*comes in late as usual*
oh crap i missed all the good stuff :mad:
Don't worry. You're in love. You'd just have got drunk and hit on some random chick.

*fleck grabs 5 bears and heads to the flaming bar, formerly the office of Stalin.
*half of the tipped over cube wall is on fire, but the six are unable to notice it*
hey guys, look, VODKA!
what's a russian without vodka?
*hands a bottle to each bear*
w000000000000000000000000t!

later

*4 bears are smoldering, uncounscious or dead next to the makeshift bar*
cccccome on, kato..kato.. joe, i could drink you into submishhionmmnm
*bear takes shot, passes out into fire*
*fleck wanders from bar, holding bottle*
*fleck pees "Vodka roolz" on Stalin's remaining cube*
*walks to fencing meet*
let's rumnmnbble!
*smashes bottle on desk*
*tosses botte between hands*
try it, i dearrrrrrrrrrr ya!


OOC: Can't wait till next year! W00T!
More fun than RL

Don't worry. You're in love. You'd just have got drunk and hit on some random chick.

wow, thats what i'm gonna be known for around here for. yay :fluffle:

*comes in late as usual*
oh crap i missed all the good stuff :mad:
*licks*

*comes in late as usual*
oh crap i missed all the good stuff :mad:

*talking just a little bit too closely*
You schould come to the aftrparty, man. Bringh schome secretarians, or whatever.

I'm a-leavin'! Cheers!

And again, stop that cheering you! :fluffle: :D :p

*Slovenly Lascivious staggers in... very, very drunk... very, very naked... and VERY with the bosses wife...*

Shaayyyy!!! Thiisshshhhh loookkskshhhh liikkke myyy kinddsshh of partysshhh!!!

Wooo!!! Geetttssshh naaakkeeedd!!!

*Falls on snack table, his wang-dang-doodle in hand... stirring the punch vigorously... *

Burble! Burrrble!!!

*Pulls himself out of the punch... falls back on his naked, tan-lined ass... pulling his bosses naked, and very augmented wife with him...*

Shhhaayyy fooolkkssshhh... anyonnne upppshh forrr aash litttllleesshhh Seexxssuuuallll Intermmmaaacourssshhhe?

;)

*licks*

:eek: Tink just licked me:eek:

:eek: Tink just licked me:eek:

oh, she licked everyone :p

oh, she licked everyone :p

i see, sounds like a good partay

*fleck drops bottle, seeing no one coherent enough to fight*
*rips open secret santa gifts, steals a sled, packs it with vodka and walks to elevator, dragging sled*
*stops at secretaries desk, witnessing two women under the desk*
*grabs one, who consents*
*waves at party*
*pushes down button while fondling secretary*

I'm out. Pigs, asses and bacon oh my!
Watch out for drunken homosexual encounters!
Bye!
:fluffle: :p :D :p :fluffle:

*chases ass*
*trips over Maineiacs*
sonofa...! arghh! what a day!
*eyes look up pensively*
hmmm. . . interesting. . .
*drags uncounscious body upstairs*
*drags into vent control*
*stuffs Maineiacs into vent over Christmas tree*

*runs downstairs*

*walks to tree*
hehehe.
*proceeds to undo vent nuts and bolts, but not enough for immediate collapse*
*runs away*


*wakes up*
"Hey. what the hell?"
*pounds on vent walls*
*vent collapses*
*lands on tree*
*sits up*
ow.

i see, sounds like a good partay

Yep, but I didnt get to make out with a random guy so....

oh, she licked everyone :p

not me :(
gr8 prty! w00t!

Yep, but I didnt get to make out with a random guy so....
Shhhaayyy! I waasshh offeriiiinggssshh shhhoommme sshheeexxxssshh!! wwwhhhhere waaashhh yyouu shhhhwweeetheaart?

*fleck grabs 5 bears and heads to the flaming bar, formerly the office of Stalin.
*half of the tipped over cube wall is on fire, but the six are unable to notice it*
hey guys, look, VODKA!
what's a russian without vodka?
*hands a bottle to each bear*
w000000000000000000000000t!

later

*4 bears are smoldering, uncounscious or dead next to the makeshift bar*
cccccome on, kato..kato.. joe, i could drink you into submishhionmmnm
*bear takes shot, passes out into fire*
*fleck wanders from bar, holding bottle*
*fleck pees "Vodka roolz" on Stalin's remaining cube*
*walks to fencing meet*
let's rumnmnbble!
*smashes bottle on desk*
*tosses botte between hands*
try it, i dearrrrrrrrrrr ya!


OOC: Can't wait till next year! W00T!
More fun than RL

You think you can beat a Russian in a vodka drinking competition? Ha!
*downs several bottles of vodka*
*goes glassy-eyed*
*falls backwards*
*lands on a bear*
*snuggles into bear, curls into fetal position, and falls asleep, sucking thumb*

Yep, but I didnt get to make out with a random guy so....
oo! wanna make out with a random girl?

*wakes up*
"Hey. what the hell?"
*pounds on vent walls*
*vent collapses*
*lands on tree*
*sits up*
ow.

you fell out, was dragged to an elevator and left there hours ago. then dragged under the tree, which was promply lit on fire.
Sorry, a little late to be counscious!

not me :(
gr8 prty! w00t!
*licks*

Yep, but I didnt get to make out with a random guy so....

And here I am, probably the most random person around.

oo! wanna make out with a random girl?


even better:fluffle:

oo! wanna make out with a random girl?
I do...

¬_¬

You think you can beat a Russian in a vodka drinking competition? Ha!
*downs several bottles of vodka*
*goes glassy-eyed*
*falls backwards*
*lands on a bear*
*snuggles into bear, curls into fetal position, and falls asleep, sucking thumb*

does it tickle?
you woke the bears! why did you do that!?!

Yep, but I didnt get to make out with a random guy so....

i can find someone for you.
what you looking for and how drunk do you want em?

ooc: sonofabeeach! people used to love drunk Lasc. :(

ooc: sonofabeeach! people used to love drunk Lasc. :(

i like drunk Lasc :fluffle:

*licks*

now i am fulfilled!

ooc: sonofabeeach! people used to love drunk Lasc. :(
I'd give you love, but I fear it would compromise my sexuality...:(

i can find someone for you.
what you looking for and how drunk do you want em?

nvm, I got Tink :D
now Im fulfilled

Oranges, Longton... don't worry... it all feels the same with the lights out. ;)

you fell out, was dragged to an elevator and left there hours ago. then dragged under the tree, which was promply lit on fire.
Sorry, a little late to be counscious!


*continues dreaming*

Fools! think a little fire can stop me?!

Oranges, Longton... don't worry... it all feels the same with the lights out. ;)
You...you have...

breasts? :confused: