NationStates Jolt Archive

I missed the party and came in on the day after, heh. They're apparently all *supposed* to be working :)


I think somebody bound and gagged the boss when he was passed otu drunkand left him in the janitors closet. Dunno who though... *whistles innocently*

Come, come my bretheren into the saftey of he cubicle fort, now with a mattress!

I'm not in a cubicle fort, hmmm.....

Tink and I are out in the open, very unsafe...

I'm not in a cubicle fort, hmmm.....

Tink and I are out in the open, very unsafe...
i'll protect you!

*wraps self around Aerou*

Come, come my bretheren into the saftey of he cubicle fort, now with a mattress!

Ooh, mattress!
The latest in hyper-forting technology! Ultra Heavy Carb free mattress!
*runs, jumps at fort wall*
*ducks incoming fire(in air)*
*clips foor on said mattress*
*faceplants on bear carcass*
I have arrived! Where's the vodka?
*ducks*

we are working, and we're working damn hard too! i#m just going over Sinuhue's figure(s) as we speak

And I've been handling TInk's figures, not to mention her assets.

Come, come my bretheren into the saftey of he cubicle fort, now with a mattress!
*wakes up with killer hangover*
Waarrghh, you guys still at it?
*sees TInk and Sinhue*
Quite clearly still at it.
Anyway, where's all that noise coming from and who drank all my sambuca?
*Spots NoF composing cubicle fort's national anthem*
Grr, where'd that ass go?
*finds ass and loads rubber band catapult*

i'll protect you!

*wraps self around Aerou*

*huddles with Tink*

*huddles with Tink*
well if it doesn't work at least i'll die happy in the arms of beautiful woman

*wakes up with killer hangover*
Waarrghh, you guys still at it?
*sees TInk and Sinhue*
Quite clearly still at it.
Anyway, where's all that noise coming from and who drank all my sambuca?
*Spots NoF composing cubicle fort's national anthem*
Grr, where'd that ass go?
*finds ass and loads rubber band catapult*

Heyy, hows that injury of yours coming along? how long have you been down?
I woke up twice already!
NoF, should he be allowed into
The Super Legion of Cube Fort #47
Or should I just throw glass at him? That reminds me, we got any other weapons?

well if it doesn't work at least i'll die happy in the arms of beautiful woman

Ditto :).

We could try to uhhhh...hide....in the closet over there....:)

*licks*
Wow...wet! Anyone got chips?

Ditto :).

We could try to uhhhh...hide....in the closet over there....:)
yeah, good idea, lets go er....'hide'

Ditto :).

We could try to uhhhh...hide....in the closet over there....:)


Nooooo dont go in there!!

Heyy, hows that injury of yours coming along? how long have you been down?
I woke up twice already!
NoF, should he be allowed into
The Super Legion of Cube Fort #47
Or should I just throw glass at him? That reminds me, we got any other weapons?
It's either a hangover or concussion, it is suprisingly hard to tell the difference...
Gah.
*shakes*
Lemme in! I have the pigs head on a stick.
Or what's left of it.
*worships remnants of pigs head while cowering*

errr Um I mean I don't know anything (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10145104&postcount=501)

I'm not in a cubicle fort, hmmm.....

Tink and I are out in the open, very unsafe...

i'm protecting ye, with my handy rocket launcher.
ye'll be safe with me

Ooh, mattress!
The latest in hyper-forting technology! Ultra Heavy Carb free mattress!
*runs, jumps at fort wall*
*ducks incoming fire(in air)*
*clips foor on said mattress*
*faceplants on bear carcass*
I have arrived! Where's the vodka?
*ducks*
It's in one of these desks around here somewhere.

and Aerou and tink you should come into the safety of the fort, it's very...ummmmm....safe!

It's either a hangover or concussion, it is suprisingly hard to tell the difference...
Gah.
*shakes*
Lemme in! I have the pigs head on a stick.
Or what's left of it.
*worships remnants of pigs head while cowering*

O..M..G!!!!!
All hail the pig!!!
I still smell of bacon and blood. Jeez, how long has this been going on?

It's either a hangover or concussion, it is suprisingly hard to tell the difference...
Gah.
*shakes*
Lemme in! I have the pigs head on a stick.
Or what's left of it.
*worships remnants of pigs head while cowering*
Za, into the saftey of the cubicle fort with you.

Nooooo dont go in there!!

Errr....

Perhaps we should try and get into one of the cubicle forts instead.....

Sweet i haven't missed the party!
*drinks!*
*drinks this!* (http://www.kalinkabar.dk/billeder/vodka.jpg)

errr Um I mean I don't know anything (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10145104&postcount=501)
Hey, I'm the boss! I think...

Anyway, if you bound and gagged me in there, how did I end up buried under the Crimbo tree and dead ass? And I think this is...yes, I have pigs blood on my tie!

Sweet i haven't missed the party!
*drinks!*
*drinks this!* (http://www.kalinkabar.dk/billeder/vodka.jpg)
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

Errr....

Perhaps we should try and get into one of the cubicle forts instead.....

I've got a brand new one over here. Water cooler and executive lounge seating included.

Errr....

Perhaps we should try and get into one of the cubicle forts instead.....
yeah, i think you're probably right, i'm pretty sure we could persuade someone to let us in, quick, turn on the puppy dog eyes, unbutton your blouse a bit and hitch up your skirt a touch....

i'm protecting ye, with my handy rocket launcher.
ye'll be safe with me

*stabs ILO knacker style(ie repeatedly)*

Za, into the saftey of the cubicle fort with you.
w00t! You won't regret this sarge!
*grabs mysteriously unbroken/burnt/drunk bottles of sambuca and commando rolls into the cubicle fort*
Ow, my bruises. Medicinal alcohol time...

INCOMING!!!!!
Oranges has a rocket launcher!
*ducks nonexistent rocket*
hah! try me!
*breaks vodka bottle*
*tosses said bottle like hand grenade*
*bottle goes 5 feet and smashes on a potted plant*
damnit!
*recon*
NoF!!!! another fort!!
DEFCON 117!

yeah, i think you're probably right, i'm pretty sure we could persuade someone to let us in, quick, turn on the puppy dog eyes, unbutton your blouse a bit and hitch up your skirt a touch....
Za, and it works like a charm, come on in ladies, At least we have a mattress!

*stocks toungue out at other cubicle fort then procedes to lick tink*

Za, and it works like a charm, come on in ladies, At least we have a mattress!

*stocks toungue out at other cubicle fort then procedes to lick tink*
*licks*

*stabs ILO knacker style(ie repeatedly)*

don't call me ILO, i am and always will be ISLO.
*blows up Ifreann with the rocket launcher*
*takes a cubicle by force*
*sets up a nice lether couch, then also some nice drinks*
*looks at the disarray outside and is serene in his personal space*
*puts on a sign on the outside "i reserve the right to refuse entry"*

INCOMING!!!!!
Oranges has a rocket launcher!
*ducks nonexistent rocket*
hah! try me!
*breaks vodka bottle*
*tosses said bottle like hand grenade*
*bottle goes 5 feet and smashes on a potted plant*
damnit!
*recon*
NoF!!!! another fort!!
DEFCON 117!
Good for you, I'll stay in the saftey of the one with the mattress.

Za, and it works like a charm, come on in ladies, At least we have a mattress!

*stocks toungue out at other cubicle fort then procedes to lick tink*

*slips into the cubicle fort*

I hear Megaloria has a nice cubicle fort too...it has a water cooler and executive lounge seating, :)

*Licks Aerou*
*licks Tink*

Za, and it works like a charm, come on in ladies, At least we have a mattress!

*stocks toungue out at other cubicle fort then procedes to lick tink*

forts
TD, make a. . .a. . .uh. . .yeah, flanking manoever! I'll give ya cover fire!
MOVE MOVE MOVE!
*breaks and throws more bottles at newest fort*

*staggers between two warring factions, stumbling over bodies of former office workers, a bottle in one hand and a cigar in the other*

HEY! Has ANYBODY got any booze left!?

*slips into the cubicle fort*

I hear Megaloria has a nice cubicle fort too...it has a water cooler and executive lounge seating, :)
Ah yes, but we have this whole block of cubicles, adn we have a desk full of assorted acoholic beverages, and a mattress.

forts
TD, make a. . .a. . .uh. . .yeah, flanking manoever! I'll give ya cover fire!
MOVE MOVE MOVE!
*breaks and throws more bottles at newest fort*

STOP WASTING THE VODKA!!!!

*slips into the cubicle fort*

I hear Megaloria has a nice cubicle fort too...it has a water cooler and executive lounge seating, :)

That's right, also a lava lamp and a twister pad covered in whipped cream.

*enjoys his well designed and comfortable fort and sets up his new plasma tv inside there*

Ah yes, but we have this whole block of cubicles, adn we have a desk full of assorted acoholic beverages, and a mattress.

Mattress you say?
intersting
*jumps into the cubicle fort in an amusing miltary way*

*Licks Aerou*
*licks Tink*

*licks Nation of Fortune and Tink*

I want a Twister pad, that would be fun!

*sends one of the boys out to get a Twister pad for the cubicle*

*sets up a king size bed with a nice comfy blanket*

haha, good thing no one is paying attention to me

*enjoys his well designed and comfortable fort and sets up his new plasma tv inside there*
Oh yeah! well we have Tink and Aerou. Thats better than what both of you all got! And we have a mattress! nice to know your plasma TV takes up half of yoru cubicle!

STOP WASTING THE VODKA!!!!

empty bottles, duh!
who would waste perfectly good vodka? its the firts commandment of
His Holy Porkiness
*akward silence with three other fortmates licking each other*
uhh. . . right

*licks Nation of Fortune and Tink*

I want a Twister pad, that would be fun!

*sends one of the boys out to get a Twister pad for the cubicle*
Fleckenstein, you heard her, go, get a twister pad, I'll find some whip cream!

Hey, I'm the boss! I think...

Anyway, if you bound and gagged me in there, how did I end up buried under the Crimbo tree and dead ass? And I think this is...yes, I have pigs blood on my tie!


no no I didn't do anything... it was a rumor Nation of Fortune started - yeah thats the ticket.

I saved you from the evil midget gang that you won't remember anything about because of all the alcohol. The crimbo tree and the dead ass were there to keep you safe.

Oh yeah! well we have Tink and Aerou. Thats better than what both of you all got! And we have a mattress! nice to know your plasma TV takes up half of yoru cubicle!

I dunno about the rest of you, but my cubicle fort is transdimensional. If anyone needs me I'll be watching the stars come out in the planetarium wing.

Fleckenstein, you heard her, go, get a twister pad, I'll find some whip cream!

I'll stay here and defend/lick tink and aerou

Oh yeah! well we have Tink and Aerou. Thats better than what both of you all got! And we have a mattress! nice to know your plasma TV takes up half of yoru cubicle!

its extra large, and now i have a bed and internet access in here, as well as a hell of a lot of booze
smoking is forbidden though
*puts on some light music*

its extra large, and now i have a bed and internet access in here, as well as a hell of a lot of booze
smoking is forbidden though
*puts on some light music*

Perhaps, but we have tink, aerou, and will soon have twister and whipped cream

I'll stay here and defend/lick tink and aerou
*Runs off to find whipped cream, avoiding the various rubber bands, pens, and staples flying around. And the occasional empty bottle. Retrieves his prize from the kitchen and returns triumphantly*

*Sprays Tink and Aerou with Whipped cream*

Fleckenstein, you heard her, go, get a twister pad, I'll find some whip cream!

right oh, chief!
*clears mattress this time*
*runs*
*passes oranges cube*
*runs back to oranges cube*
*throws bottle at Oranges*
*giggles*
*runs more*
*runs and jumps out window to street*
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt! again and again!
*lands perfectly*
i must be a cat! or a spider, that doesn't sound as gay.
*runs to toysrntus*
*realizes he lacks pants*
*scars 15 children for life*
*grabs twister*
*puches out greeter to escape*
*runs to office*
*runs upstairs, forgets elevator just to run*
*sees oranges bleeding*
*giggles again*
*clears mattress*
*places twister*
w00t!

its extra large, and now i have a bed and internet access in here, as well as a hell of a lot of booze
smoking is forbidden though
*puts on some light music*
Yes, but we have internet access as well, and we still have the speakers....somewhere. And we have a mattress! And the booze is here as well!

*Runs off to find whipped cream, avoiding the various rubber bands, pens, and staples flying around. And the occasional empty bottle. Retrieves his prize from the kitchen and returns triumphantly*

*Sprays Tink and Aerou with Whipped cream*

Woohoo!
*licks*

its extra large, and now i have a bed and internet access in here, as well as a hell of a lot of booze
smoking is forbidden though
*puts on some light music*


*brings more plasma tv's, and a few different gaming consoles. brings in a vaporizer and a bag of good chronic and wheels in a fully stocked bar* Dont worry it's not smoke, it's vapor.

*orders chinese, italian and pizza and a few security gaurds to gaurd the fort*

Heh, heh, heh. The fort is aliiiivehttp://www.nationstates.net/teh_cubicle_fort:p

Perhaps, but we have tink, aerou, and will soon have twister and whipped cream

ok, i'm pretty happy here, i have the best cubicle in everything but people in it. plus, if Aerou and Tink come here, i have lots of chocolate, bith in bar and melted form as well as ice cream. ;)

*Runs off to find whipped cream, avoiding the various rubber bands, pens, and staples flying around. And the occasional empty bottle. Retrieves his prize from the kitchen and returns triumphantly*

*Sprays Tink and Aerou with Whipped cream*

Hooray! My hero!

*hugs Nation of Fortune*
But now I'm covered in whip cream, hmmm....

And with that I must be off to ACTUAL work, heh.

*sprays whipped cream on twister*

right oh, chief!
*clears mattress this time*
*runs*
*passes oranges cube*
*runs back to oranges cube*
*throws bottle at Oranges*
*giggles*
*runs more*
*runs and jumps out window to street*
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt! again and again!
*lands perfectly*
i must be a cat! or a spider, that doesn't sound as gay.
*runs to toysrntus*
*realizes he lacks pants*
*scars 15 children for life*
*grabs twister*
*puches out greeter to escape*
*runs to office*
*runs upstairs, forgets elevator just to run*
*sees oranges bleeding*
*giggles again*
*clears mattress*
*places twister*
w00t!


w00t, its strip twister time!

Hooray! My hero!

*hugs Nation of Fortune*
But now I'm covered in whip cream, hmmm....

And with that I must be off to ACTUAL work, heh.
*licks*

Oh No! Not so soon!

*licks again for good measures*

*licks a third for the hell of it*

w00t, its strip twister time!

already halfway there! i guess i'm losing.

w00t, its strip twister time!
*turns*

Right nipple on..... Aerou

Heh, heh, heh. The fort is aliiiivehttp://www.nationstates.net/teh_cubicle_fort:p


lol

OMG what have I started?

already halfway there! i guess i'm losing.


or winning!

already halfway there! i guess i'm losing.

You clearly know little of strip twister

You clearly know little of strip twister

who said losing was bad!

Heh, heh, heh. The fort is aliiiivehttp://www.nationstates.net/teh_cubicle_fort:p
You have to TG me the password to that, It shall become for all the original members of the First cubicle fort!

*stumbles out of a pile of J.D. bottles and looks around for something to drink*

You have to TG me the password to that, It shall become for all the original members of the First cubicle fort!
*sniff* do i count? *sniff*
i brought twister and vodka! that counts for somethign right?

You have to TG me the password to that, It shall become for all the original members of the First cubicle fort!
It needs a cubicle fort region

lol

OMG what have I started?

A landslide of change.

Telegram

*sniff* do i count? *sniff*
i brought twister and vodka! that counts for somethign right?
za, but it shall become for all memebers of the one and only cubicle fort!

*sniff* I miss being licked:(

za, but it shall become for all memebers of the one and only cubicle fort!

is that yes and what is the region's name?

*sniff* I miss being licked:(
*licks*

It needs a cubicle fort region
That it should be, but sadly, I will have to send a puppet to represent me, I have a place where I reside now.

*is lonely in his 5 star fort* :(

That it should be...
Name it....

"The Office"

That it should be, but sadly, I will have to send a puppet to represent me, I have a place where I reside now.

same here. should i start it or does someone who is important want to?

same here. should i start it or does someone who is important want to?

i'll send a puppet, but i ain't starting

*licks*

*licks back*

is that yes and what is the region's name?
And I realize I'm at a loss here, I have no clue how to make a region......

the puppets name is Deathwitharifle

I figured it out!

i'll send a puppet, but i ain't starting
Send in the Janitor or something...

i'll send a puppet, but i ain't starting

I are teh on it

And I realize I'm at a loss here, I have no clue how to make a region......

the puppets name is Deathwitharifle

right i'll do it then.
gimme a minute

*is lonely in his 5 star fort* :(

Want some company?

*licks back*
*twists*

Tongue on....

LarinaVille!

*licks*

same here. should i start it or does someone who is important want to?
Doh. the region should have been Teh Cubicle Fort. Was getting carried away...Done!

Want some company?

yes please, i is so lonely
ps are you male or female, just so i know *shiftyeyes*

same here. should i start it or does someone who is important want to?
Started. TG Deathwitharifle for the password, it's a long one

Woot!The Office (http://www.nationstates.net/90001/page=display_region)

Region Teh Cubicle Fort has been created... I suspect there will be a plethora of otheres in the confusion though.

OR mouth:)

How do you get paid at this office? I read in the Bible that the wages of Sin is death. That's gotta be hard to pay the rent with.

TG

*twists*

Tongue on....

LarinaVille!

*licks*


WHOOOO!!!

*licks a lot*

yes please, i is so lonely
ps are you male or female, just so i know *shiftyeyes*

Female :p

And It's the region

Cubicle fort the first!

whats the password for the office?

Female :p

excellent, then we can use you as bait for others

*licks the first five people in sight*

me thinks multiple regions have been created

And It's the region

Cubicle fort the first!
Arrgh, confused!
We now have...
The Office (region) iffrean?
Teh Cubicle Fort (region) was me
Teh Cubicle Fort (nation) me again
Cubicle fort the first (region) NoF

Which one do we pick???

WHOOOO!!!

*licks a lot*
Awwww... sorry.... you lost.... In order to keep going with this game of strip twister you have to take of a piece of clothing.....

*twists*

Left Buttcheek on......

Nations of Fortune

*runs at Nation of Fortune, while mooning him*

*licks the first five people in sight*
*licks*

Arrgh, confused!
We now have...
The Office (region) iffrean?
Teh Cubicle Fort (region) was me
Teh Cubicle Fort (nation) me again
Cubicle fort the first (region) NoF

Which one do we pick???

NoF's, of course!

*is lonely in his 5 star fort* :(


No no I'm hangin with ya now - you missed this: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10145351&postcount=556

excellent, then we can use you as bait for others

Ok *licks*

Arrgh, confused!
We now have...
The Office (region) iffrean?
Teh Cubicle Fort (region) was me
Teh Cubicle Fort (nation) me again
Cubicle fort the first (region) NoF

Which one do we pick???

The only solution is a fight to the death

I say mine, cause I was the original benefactor of the cubicle fort, and we can a rival region from I Love Oranges.

*licks*

*licks twice for good measure and wanders off to find some clothes*

Awwww... sorry.... you lost.... In order to keep going with this game of strip twister you have to take of a piece of clothing.....

*twists*

Left Buttcheek on......

Nations of Fortune

*runs at Nation of Fortune, while mooning him*

Oh right *takes off top*

*licks the first five people in sight*

*licks*
you'll get extra licking if you come to my cubicle ;)

I say mine, cause I was the original benefactor of the cubicle fort, and we can a rival region from I Love Oranges.

yes, a arival region, its called the Pigs Pelvis, join away ;)

*Staggers in, drink in hand*

What, you guys still keeping it up? Glad I'm not on clean-up duty after this party.

*Makes a batch of Strawberry Daquiris*
Anybody in need of a refill? :)

Awwww... sorry.... you lost.... In order to keep going with this game of strip twister you have to take of a piece of clothing.....

*twists*

Left Buttcheek on......

Nations of Fortune

*runs at Nation of Fortune, while mooning him*
*Grabs LP's left buttcheek*

*licks*
you'll get extra licking if you come to my cubicle ;)

*finds a discarded santa suit, puts it on and joins ILO in his cubicle*

Alright..... anyone else playing?

*twists*

left G-spot on....

I Love Oranges!

*finds a discarded santa suit, puts it on and joins ILO in his cubicle*

excellent. now i have two fine girls, i envy no one

COME ONE COME ALL TO MY CUBICLE
though there is some clothing rules, as little as possible ;)

Alright..... anyone else playing?

*twists*

left G-spot on....

I Love Oranges!

wait, left g spot on me?
how does this work exactly?

The Office
VS
Teh Cubicle Fort
VS
Cubicle fort the first

Rounds 1
The Office VS Teh Cubicle Fort
Winner (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=The+Office&word2=Teh+Cubicle+Fort)

Rounds 2
Teh Cubicle Fort VS Cubicle fort the first
Winner (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Teh+Cubicle+Fort&word2=Cubicle+fort+the+first)

Rounds 3
The Office VS Cubicle fort the first
Winner (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=The+Office&word2=Cubicle+fort+the+first)

wait, left g spot on me?
how does this work exactly?
Do you really want to know?

*starts the Goatse-ing*

*sits on ILO*

I say mine, cause I was the original benefactor of the cubicle fort, and we can a rival region from I Love Oranges.
Eh mine or yours IMHO, as The Office precludes any interregional rivalry.

*licks* Wheres my santa swimsuit....

*finds a discarded santa suit, puts it on and joins ILO in his cubicle*

*gives extra licking and extra chocolate*

Do you really want to know?

*starts the Goatse-ing*

*sits on ILO*

thank christ im not in that cubicle
*licks whipped cream off tink*

Do you really want to know?

*starts the Goatse-ing*

*sits on ILO*

thats too far
plays proper strip twister in his cubicle with those already there and any new people that come

*gets extra licking and extra chocolate*

*licks chocolate and watches strip twister game with amusement*

thats too far
plays proper strip twister in his cubicle with those already there and any new people that come
You asked for it :p

thank christ im not in that cubicle
*licks whipped cream off tink*

i came out of the cubicle for that,
LP wasn't allowed in mine, not after goatse-ing

*licks chocolate and watches strip twister game with amusement*
wanna play with me too?

*licks chocolate and watches strip twister game with amusement*

*does badly so he has to take off clothes and winks suggestively at Grainne*
wnna join in?

wanna play with me too?

*licks Hullepup*

*licks Hullepup*
give me all you can give....i wanna see it ;)

wanna play with me too?

yay, more people in my cubicle
i is teh popular

:confused:
Ok. I see forts, nekkid peoples, awake and passed out, I smell bacon, and a bit-o-burned bear hair.

Hmm... Ok. Theres a few forts. I have arrived from the beer palace. To which fort has the most ladies? I have 2 kegs!

*Walks around*

*does badly so he has to take off clothes and winks suggestively at Grainne*
wnna join in?

Sure. Thank goodness I found this santa suit or I'd have nothing to take off!

T3h Man of Steel is back! Had to phone my girlfriend...it was very muffled underneath that mattress...
So, erm, which region are we all moving to? Think I was allied with NoF and Fleck...
Anyway...
*produces bottles of vodka, whisky, rum, and tequila*
Drink, my friends, drink!

Sure. Thank goodness I found this santa suit or I'd have nothing to take off!

*licks cubicle mate* Yeah, lets play

T3h Man of Steel is back! Had to phone my girlfriend...it was very muffled underneath that mattress...
So, erm, which region are we all moving to? Think I was allied with NoF and Fleck...
Anyway...
*produces bottles of vodka, whisky, rum, and tequila*
Drink, my friends, drink!

I tihnk its called teh cubicle fort

Sure. Thank goodness I found this santa suit or I'd have nothing to take off!

*passes out and wakes up*
*spins*
left hand green, ooh, it just happens you have to lean over me fully ;)

I tihnk its called teh cubicle fort
Well, thats mine. NoF, You cool with that? Anyone TG me for the password. Original Fort members only? or are we open to recruits?

*straddles LarinaVille in an attempt to reach the green spot and flashes cleavage shot*

*licks Hullepup*
I am totally naked under my bathrobe...wanna see it?

It's Cubicle fort the First,
TG me for the password

I'm NoF's puppet.

T3h Man of Steel is back! Had to phone my girlfriend...it was very muffled underneath that mattress...
So, erm, which region are we all moving to? Think I was allied with NoF and Fleck...
Anyway...
*produces bottles of vodka, whisky, rum, and tequila*
Drink, my friends, drink!

region of cubicle fort the first. tg NoF for password.

*straddles LarinaVille in an attempt to reach the green spot and flashes cleavage shot*

*collapses*
damn it. more clothes off for me
*removes top*
*is now topless* :eek:

Ok. I see forts, nekkid peoples, awake and passed out, I smell bacon, and a bit-o-burned bear hair.


:p :D that may be worth sigging:D :p

I am totally naked under my bathrobe...wanna see it?

"It" is already poking out.

*accidentally gooses LarinaVille*

*spins*
Right foot red

*bends over backwards, flashing undies*

Lucky im flexible

"It" is already poking out.

*accidentally gooses LarinaVille*

*giggles almost falling over*

NoF, you've got a TG...or at least Deathwitharifle does.

*spins*
Right foot red

*bends over backwards, flashing undies*

Lucky im flexible

*closes the door of the cubicle*
me, LarinaVille and Grainne are enough thank you very much ;)
*watches the two girls on top of each other then joins back in in the twister*

right foot red for you LV

region of cubicle fort the first. tg NoF for password.
Ok dudes, head for that one!

Looks like fun, this...

*Spills Strawberry Daquiri on somebody*
*Licks*

It's Cubicle fort the First,
TG me for the password

I'm NoF's puppet.

Excellent!
tg'd
*drinks in celebration of drunken-ness*

Excellent!
tg'd
*drinks in celebration of drunken-ness*
*joins in drinking*
How's the war going, anyway? More to the point, who are we fighting...I did read the pages I missed (13 of the buggers!), but most of seemed to be drunken ramblings. Well, this is General, I guess.

All TG's as of this moment are responded to.

Remember, copy paste the one I send you, cause it's case sensitive.

*spins*
Right foot red

*bends over backwards, flashing undies*

Lucky im flexible

You do realize that my face is in your- red what?

*does the splits and barely reaches red with big toe*

*joins in drinking*
How's the war going, anyway? More to the point, who are we fighting...I did read the pages I missed (13 of the buggers!), but most of seemed to be drunken ramblings. Well, this is General, I guess.
We seem to be in a quarrel with the whole office at teh moment, It's pretty much a free for all. Although we have secured Tink and Aerou, and twister and whipped cream

*sprays everyone in the cubicle with the whipped cream*

All TG's as of this moment are responded to.

Remember, copy paste the one I send you, cause it's case sensitive.
Another one...
*hands round celebratory sambuca*
To the region!

You do realize that my face is in your- red what?

*does the splits and barely reaches red with big toe*

Oh yes, lovely view

Mmmm...cream. Is it naked Twister? I refuse to join in unless it's naked Twister. Ooooh, who wants to surf the mattress?

*joins in drinking*
How's the war going, anyway? More to the point, who are we fighting...I did read the pages I missed (13 of the buggers!), but most of seemed to be drunken ramblings. Well, this is General, I guess.

We're having a cease fire while ISLO gets busy with his womens.

Now seems like a good time to empty some vodka bottles to throw at him/anyone

Mmmm...cream. Is it naked Twister? I refuse to join in unless it's naked Twister. Ooooh, who wants to surf the mattress?
Sadly they are a rival cubicle fort.

Another one...
*hands round celebratory sambuca*
To the region!
*takes proffered bottle*
It was a bottle, yeah?
To Cubicle Fort the first!

*joins in drinking*
How's the war going, anyway? More to the point, who are we fighting...I did read the pages I missed (13 of the buggers!), but most of seemed to be drunken ramblings. Well, this is General, I guess.

How dare you, sir, to suggest that anybody is drunk, when you, yourself, has not yet even finished these bottles?

*Hands I V Stalin one bottle 45-year-old single malt scotch, one bottle of Black Death Tequila, and one bottle Absolut Vodka*

Choose your weapon... But choose wisely. :eek:

Another one...
*hands round celebratory sambuca*
To the region!

w00t sambuca!

Oh yes, lovely view

*gets distracted, falls over*

Ok, what do I take off?

We're having a cease fire while ISLO gets busy with his womens.

Now seems like a good time to empty some vodka bottles to throw at him/anyone
Who has the other fort, I lost track, I know SB joined us, and then left.

ILO - let me know when you need a break - I cant take over anytime :p

*gets distracted, falls over*

Ok, what do I take off?

hmmm, what do you think Oranges?

Sadly they are a rival cubicle fort.
Right...
*hatches plan to steal Twister*
Ok...what I need is a fire hose, the stick that the pig's head was on, a couple of bent paperclips, and any bacon we can find lying around...

Who has the other fort, I lost track, I know SB joined us, and then left.

its us and ISLO. Thats it i think.
the other cubicles are unfortified

*takes proffered bottle*
It was a bottle, yeah?
To Cubicle Fort the first!
But of course;)

Who has the other fort, I lost track, I know SB joined us, and then left.


I came back to ILO's cuz I liked his posh setup :D

Right...
*hatches plan to steal Twister*
Ok...what I need is a fire hose, the stick that the pig's head was on, a couple of bent paperclips, and any bacon we can find lying around...
But we sucured twister as well, adn Tink and Aerou are laying over there.....

*brings more plasma tv's, and a few different gaming consoles. brings in a vaporizer and a bag of good chronic and wheels in a fully stocked bar* Dont worry it's not smoke, it's vapor.

*orders chinese, italian and pizza and a few security gaurds to gaurd the fort*

But we sucured twister as well, adn Tink and Aerou are laying over there.....

yup, we have tink and aerou, therefore we win

Dammit, the boss has called on me to run some errands, but I shall return!

*strips out of santa suit and runs off nekkid*

At least we still hav eyour computer and your email! so HAH!

How dare you, sir, to suggest that anybody is drunk, when you, yourself, has not yet even finished these bottles?

*Hands I V Stalin one bottle 45-year-old single malt scotch, one bottle of Black Death Tequila, and one bottle Absolut Vodka*

Choose your weapon... But choose wisely. :eek:
Jeez, I drank two kegs of beer, countless bottles of vodka, and several flaming sambucas last night, and now you want me to drink more?! Ah, well...
*takes the bottles*
I can't stand Absolut...got any Stolichnaya? No? Never mind...
*downs Absolut*
*starts on tequila, but is distracted*
It's Pedro, the horny mule! w00T! (sorry, this is a running joke I have with mates at uni...tequila drinking always results in conversations involving Pedro, the horny mule)
*rides Pedro while swigging tequila, and singing the Bonanza! theme tune*
All together now
Duh-duhddler-duhddler-derrrr! Duh-duhddler-duhddler-derrrr!

*gets distracted, falls over*

Ok, what do I take off?

I thought I was supposed to remove yoru clothing with my teeth :confused:

the panties wouldnt seem very hard to do but I imagine that this is goign to take time if I want to do it right

hmmm, what do you think Oranges?

Santa Panties ;)

Jeez, I drank two kegs of beer, countless bottles of vodka, and several flaming sambucas last night, and now you want me to drink more?! Ah, well...
*takes the bottles*
I can't stand Absolut...got any Stolichnaya? No? Never mind...
*downs Absolut*
*starts on tequila, but is distracted*
It's Pedro, the horny mule! w00T! (sorry, this is a running joke I have with mates at uni...tequila drinking always results in conversations involving Pedro, the horny mule)
*rides Pedro while swigging tequila, and singing the Bonanza! theme tune*
All together now
Duh-duhddler-duhddler-derrrr! Duh-duhddler-duhddler-derrrr!
*plays guitar frantically*

Dammit, the boss has called on me to run some errands, but I shall return!

*strips out of santa suit and runs off nekkid*

Too ba- *stops and stares* Nevermind.

*wonders if she should take off something too*

its us and ISLO. Thats it i think.
the other cubicles are unfortified
Unfortified, eh?
*charges round office, claiming each cubicle for the region of Cubicle Fort the first...and, ahem, marking the territory*

At least we still hav eyour computer and your email! so HAH!

no no no - I suppose you drink too much to remember this but when you were negotiating with ILO I grabbed my tower and bashed you over the head with it and ran like the dickens. well I'm not sure how Dickens actually ran but I suppose it was sorta girlish with arms flailing

*passes out for a while*

*brings more plasma tv's, and a few different gaming consoles. brings in a vaporizer and a bag of good chronic and wheels in a fully stocked bar* Dont worry it's not smoke, it's vapor.

*orders chinese, italian and pizza and a few security gaurds to gaurd the fort*
Woah, woah, woah! A vaporiser! Hmmm...
*plans a raid*
Looks like the fire hose, stick, and bent paperclips will come in useful after all!

no no no - I suppose you drink too much to remember this but when you were negotiating with ILO I grabbed my tower and bashed you over the head with it and ran like the dickens. well I'm not sure how Dickens actually ran but I suppose it was sorta girlish with arms flailing
But then your tower is ruined, and hence unusable, so we win anyway.

Too ba- *stops and stares* Nevermind.

*wonders if she should take off something too*

*helps her take off some clothes and plays more Twister*
so who else is in my cubicle?

Jeez, I drank two kegs of beer, countless bottles of vodka, and several flaming sambucas last night, and now you want me to drink more?! Ah, well...
*takes the bottles*
I can't stand Absolut...got any Stolichnaya? No? Never mind...
*downs Absolut*
*starts on tequila, but is distracted*
It's Pedro, the horny mule! w00T! (sorry, this is a running joke I have with mates at uni...tequila drinking always results in conversations involving Pedro, the horny mule)
*rides Pedro while swigging tequila, and singing the Bonanza! theme tune*
All together now
Duh-duhddler-duhddler-derrrr! Duh-duhddler-duhddler-derrrr!

Actually, I think it's the donkey from last night... Or a bear. Not sure if anybody has lit any of them on fire yet.

Wait!

That's what's missing here right now!

*Lights a cubicle on fire*

Too ba- *stops and stares* Nevermind.

*wonders if she should take off something too*


it's the only way to keep the game going correctly :p

Santa Panties ;)

Well, Ill take mine off to make up for Grainne leaving.

*takes off Santa panties*

Unfortified, eh?
*charges round office, claiming each cubicle for the region of Cubicle Fort the first...and, ahem, marking the territory*

w00t

ALL GLORYand urine stained cubicles TO CUBICLE FORT THE FIRST

w00t

ALL GLORYand urine stained cubicles TO CUBICLE FORT THE FIRST
Huzzzah!

*passes out again, for real this time*

Well, Ill take mine off to make up for Grainne leaving.

*takes off Santa panties*

:eek:
wow, Santa just helped me raise my candy cane ;)

But then your tower is ruined, and hence unusable, so we win anyway.\

but there are plenty of other PC's I can put my HD in as they are all standard setups. the HDD is still good

besides - I dont think this company will survive much longer so I figure to thell withthe email *g*

Actually, I think it's the donkey from last night... Or a bear. Not sure if anybody has lit any of them on fire yet.

Wait!

That's what's missing here right now!

*Lights a cubicle on fire*
Didn't all the bears die? I know I was sleeping on one of them overnight...
Ah, never mind.
*finds the ass*
*rides the ass*

Woah, woah, woah! A vaporiser! Hmmm...
*plans a raid*
Looks like the fire hose, stick, and bent paperclips will come in useful after all!


*orders several more security gaurds, and a few Blackwater MErcs to help gaurd all on teh companies credit card*

As this is a christmas party:
*returns from rental shop with snow machine*
Woo! Snowman Army.
*digs out winter combats*

:eek:
wow, Santa just helped me raise my candy cane ;)

I love candy canes;)
*looks at santa top*
I guess this is kinda pointless now
*takes off santa top*
Thats better:)

:eek:
wow, Santa just helped me raise my candy cane ;)

*Sprays ISLO with whipped cream, making a beard like Santa's*

*orders several more security gaurds, and a few Blackwater MErcs to help gaurd all on teh companies credit card*
*turns on fire hose*
*climbs aboard a flattened cubicle wall, gripping stick and paperclips*
Cowabunga!!!!
I seriously never thought I'd use that word in a post here...

As this is a christmas party:
*returns from rental shop with snow machine*
Woo! Snowman Army.
*digs out winter combats*
Hey, with the fires going on here, it's certainly not winter. And I've just started surfing!

*turns on fire hose*
*climbs aboard a flattened cubicle wall, gripping stick and paperclips*
Cowabunga!!!!
I seriously never thought I'd use that word in a post here...


great - looks like it's time for the wet t-shirt competition

Stalin - no need to fight - come on in and you can vaproize all you want.

As this is a christmas party:
*returns from rental shop with snow machine*
Woo! Snowman Army.
*digs out winter combats*

*Upgrades snow machine to snow-cannon*

Eat this, Blackwater Mercs!!

*FOOMP* (instant snowman)

Swipes one company credit card :D

great - looks like it's time for the wet t-shirt competition

Stalin - no need to fight - come on in and you can vaproize all you want.
It's the principle of the thing, I already left your side, I can't very well rejoin. Well, I could. But you don't have your own cubicle-dedicated region...
*surfs through, attempting to grab the vaporiser*
*misses, only swipes the 'fully-stocked bar' instead*
Hmmm...a minor setback, but a significant victory nonetheless.
Hey guys! More booze!!!

I love candy canes;)
*looks at santa top*
I guess this is kinda pointless now
*takes off santa top*
Thats better:)

*gives her his candy cane*
there ya go
lick away :p

It's the principle of the thing, I already left your side, I can't very well rejoin. Well, I could. But you don't have your own cubicle-dedicated region...
*surfs through, attempting to grab the vaporiser*
*misses, only swipes the 'fully-stocked bar' instead*
Hmmm...a minor setback, but a significant victory nonetheless.
Hey guys! More booze!!!
w00t
*fires snow cannon salute*

*Sprays ISLO with whipped cream, making a beard like Santa's*

*stands there in just his red satin undies and a Santa beard*
wow, i love Strip Twister

Completely OOC: I seriously hope I end up working for a company that has Xmas parties like this...

Completely OOC: I seriously hope I end up working for a company that has Xmas parties like this...

with me?

Completely OOC: I seriously hope I end up working for a company that has Xmas parties like this...

What? You want to work for the Government?? :eek:

*gives her his candy cane*
there ya go
lick away :p
Hmmm, yummy *licks* Needs whipped cream *licks Oranges then candy cane*

Hmmm, yummy *licks* Needs whipped cream *licks Oranges then candy cane*

*feels weak*
*lies down on the king size bed to calm down*

with me?
Sure, why not. And Fleck, NoF, SB, TD, Tink, Sinuhue, LV, Tribes, LP, Gravlen...and certainly Neo Kervoskia, who started this whole party.

*steals a snow making machine and sneaks it in the cubicle*
has a snowball fight with Larina

What? You want to work for the Government?? :eek:
Parties like this make up for any job. And come on, who here doesn't want to trash the government's offices, and start building cube forts?

*steals a snow making machine and sneaks it in the cubicle*
has a snowball fight with Larina

OOO, cold *throws snowball at Oranges* need to get warm

w00t
*fires snow cannon salute*

Does the snow cannon work with booze?

*Runs quickly into the kitchen*
*Runs back out with a bucket*
*Fills cannon with bucket of White Russian*

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

*Sluffle*

*Sprays entire room with booze*
*Licks happily*

OOO, cold *throws snowball at Oranges* need to get warm

hehe, thats the only problem with being naked :D

hehe, thats the only problem with being naked :D

OO!! *runs over and wraps Oranges around herself* Thats better

Does the snow cannon work with booze?

*Runs quickly into the kitchen*
*Runs back out with a bucket*
*Fills cannon with bucket of White Russian*

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

*Sluffle*

*Sprays entire room with booze*
*Licks happily*
Genius!
*dances in alcohol snow*
*licks*

Does the snow cannon work with booze?

*Runs quickly into the kitchen*
*Runs back out with a bucket*
*Fills cannon with bucket of White Russian*

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

*Sluffle*

*Sprays entire room with booze*
*Licks happily*
Starts licking...especially Tink and Aerou, who seem to be unconscious.
*arranges the two in compromising positions, and takes photos*
*prints many copies of photos*
*hands photos to SB*
*steals vaporiser while SB is distracted*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

OO!! *runs over and wraps Oranges around herself* Thats better

:eek:
you should take a trip to my north pole ;)

:eek:
you should take a trip to my north pole ;)

Is it a hard life over there?;)

*Sings GOO GOO GOO JOOB while rolling on the floor with five botles of paint in each hand*

Is it a hard life over there?;)

;)
its cold but there are many ways to keep warm

*Sings GOO GOO GOO JOOB while rolling on the floor with five botles of paint in each hand*

*Starts singing "I'm dreaming of a white russian" very badly*

*Gets distracted by seeing Tink and Aerou in compromising positions, stops singing and resumes licking*

*Starts singing "I'm dreaming of a white russian" very badly*

*Gets distracted by seeing Tink and Aerou in compromising positions, stops singing and resumes licking*

*drags Tinks and Aerous unconcious bodies into his cubicle to keep em safe*
*then goes back to partying with Larina*

;)
its cold but there are many ways to keep warm

Oh really, youll have to teach me, I am a willing pupil. Anything to stay hot.

Oh really, youll have to teach me, I am a willing pupil. Anything to stay hot.

*looks at her naked*
oh your already hot, nothing more i can teach you
now keeping warm is another matter ;)

*drags Tinks and Aerous unconcious bodies into his cubicle to keep em safe*
Oi! They were in our cubicle!
*steals bodies back, and, uh, keeps 'em safe*

Oi! They were in our cubicle!
*steals bodies back, and, uh, keeps 'em safe*

aren't you drunk?
if i find out anything happened to my Tink and Aerou while they are passed out.... *pats rocket launcher*

Starts licking...especially Tink and Aerou, who seem to be unconscious.
*arranges the two in compromising positions, and takes photos*
*prints many copies of photos*
*hands photos to SB*
*steals vaporiser while SB is distracted*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


*hands Stalin the chronic to fill the vaporizer with

takes his dirty pictures

clocks out and goes home*

Merry Happyness everyone and too all a good licking

I think we need to see a real picture of Tink before you guys think she's all that.

aren't you drunk?
if i find out anything happened to my Tink and Aerou while they are passed out.... *pats rocket launcher*
Drunk, and about to get very stoned!
Right, I'm off too, I expect this party to still be going when I come back tomorrow. Otherwise I'm going to have to work...or tidy up.

I think we need to see a real picture of Tink before you guys think she's all that.

we've seen many real pictures of Tink.....

*looks at her naked*
oh your already hot, nothing more i can teach you
now keeping warm is another matter ;)

Warm is good. Warm is great. *licks* still got some whipped cream *licks*

I think we need to see a real picture of Tink before you guys think she's all that.
I've seen pictures of her. And she is all that.

I think we need to see a real picture of Tink before you guys think she's all that.

and who cares anyway, its only teh internet

we've seen many real pictures of Tink.....
me too actually *drools* nice boobies

Warm is good. Warm is great. *licks* still got some whipped cream *licks*

*finds a can of whipped cream and sprays it all over him*
you missed some spots ;)

*standing on the walls of Teh Cubicle Fort*
*falls asleep*
*lands on fire button of snow/white russian cannon*

aren't you drunk?

Wrong question... It should be "Why aren't you drunk?" Obviously, you aren't drunk enough... Yet.

*Hands ISLO a bottle of tequila with worm*

*finds a can of whipped cream and sprays it all over him*
you missed some spots ;)

Not for long;) *licks ver slowly, very thoroughly* Got some on me now. Clean me up?;)

we've seen many real pictures of Tink.....

I haven't.

Wrong question... It should be "Why aren't you drunk?" Obviously, you aren't drunk enough... Yet.

*Hands ISLO a bottle of tequila with worm*

nah, i'm not gettin drunk, i'm staying sober so as not to make any silly mistakes