NationStates Jolt Archive

but then i cant do the paranormal investigation....
Of course you can.....................

i really need to see that movie again, everyone references it here and ive only seen it once...
me likes that movie..

Lol, Don't worry about that, if it happens, it's awhile off. :p


good stuff.

Now i know i'll have many a late nights to look forward too.

Of course you can.....................


not from prison....:p

there is going to be an officer present.

me likes that movie..

i can barely remember it....need to see it again.

good stuff.

Now i know i'll have many a late nights to look forward too.

Two years worth? :p

That is, if you don't start sleeping ;)

Two years worth? :p

That is, if you don't start sleeping ;)


i usually dont sleep, and now that i dont have to work until at the earliest 1:45pm im doing alright....

not from prison....:p

there is going to be an officer present.
:p

well kill him too!
i can barely remember it....need to see it again.
Yes you do.

i usually dont sleep, and now that i dont have to work until at the earliest 1:45pm im doing alright....
I'll be busy tommorw.. today.. later..

I decided to actually do my NSG project..

Earlier I made angry fruit salad, later I'm making terrorist cakes..

im not kidding..

mmmk, no more proper grammar now.

:p

well kill him too!


nah, im just not in the mood for a killing spree.


Yes you do.

nah not really, all i remember is alison eastwood (http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/82/180px-Playboy_February_2003.jpg)

I'll be busy tommorw.. today.. later..

I decided to actually do my NSG project..

Earlier I made angry fruit salad, later I'm making terrorist cakes..

im not kidding..

mmmk, no more proper grammar now.


you made angry fruit salad?

you made angry fruit salad?

Yup.

Yup.

How do you anger fruit salad? :eek:

Yup.

How do you anger fruit salad? :eek:

.. oh I hate this god damn updated forum!

Well I made fruit salad, but angry..

.. oh I hate this god damn updated forum!

Well I made fruit salad, but angry..

Ah, I see. It wasn't the fruit that was angry, it was you? :)

Ah, I see. It wasn't the fruit that was angry, it was you? :)

No..

Google it!

No..

Google it!

No! *Sticks out tounge* :p

No! *Sticks out tounge* :p

*scalps yet again*

*scalps yet again*

:rolleyes: I was expecting that.

You realise my head still hasn't recovered from the first time you did that? :(

:rolleyes: I was expecting that.

You realise my head still hasn't recovered from the first time you did that? :(

*staples scalp back on*

*staples scalp back on*

If that didn't hurt so much, I might have thanked you. Couldn't you have used glue? :(

If that didn't hurt so much, I might have thanked you. Couldn't you have used glue? :(

Shall I reaply?

Shall I reaply?

Be gentle! And make sure you use super-glue! :p

Arrrgh!

Be gentle! And make sure you use super-glue! :p

*gently attaches*

*gently attaches*

I think we could all use the occassional brain massage so maybe the skull should come with hinges. ;)

Ooooooh. My 5,000th post. I hope it is good enough to really celebrate. :fluffle:

I think we could all use the occassional brain massage so maybe the skull should come with hinges. ;)

Ooooooh. My 5,000th post. I hope it is good enough to really celebrate. :fluffle:

Hinges have been added!

Huzzah 5k!

Today I learned about Osoma Bin Laden.

I found a grocery store that does triple coupons on Saturday!

I saved $47.92 on my groceries!!

that gives me enough money to get my new PS2 (since my old one broke, I can trade the broken one in for $30 and the $47 gives me just enough to buy the refurbished one with a 2 year warranty!!!!!!!!)

whoo hoo!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to get it Monday...........happy happy Smunkee!!!!!!!!


oh, I learned that there was a store with triple coupons.......hahaha.

Did I mention that they had most of my gluten free food too and I saved $3.00 on my waffles?! I got 2 boxes, and they had gluten free cereal on sale for $1 a box, so I bought $7 worth, I am storing them in the deepfreeze.

Hinges have been added!

Huzzah 5k!

Today I learned about Osoma Bin Laden.

Excellent!

Thx! :)

Today? What cave have you been living in? :D

Was that last bit too much?

Today, I learned that one of the guys in my unit actually isn't as much of a prick as I thought he was, and that another one was actually more of a prick than I thought he was.


Also, I learned that as I previously suspected, I really don't care much about other people's opinions, unless of course they are friends or family. You know, acquainted, basically.

I found a grocery store that does triple coupons on Saturday!

I saved $47.92 on my groceries!!

that gives me enough money to get my new PS2 (since my old one broke, I can trade the broken one in for $30 and the $47 gives me just enough to buy the refurbished one with a 2 year warranty!!!!!!!!)

whoo hoo!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to get it Monday...........happy happy Smunkee!!!!!!!!


oh, I learned that there was a store with triple coupons.......hahaha.

Did I mention that they had most of my gluten free food too and I saved $3.00 on my waffles?! I got 2 boxes, and they had gluten free cereal on sale for $1 a box, so I bought $7 worth, I am storing them in the deepfreeze.

Yay!!

*dances in the freezer*

Excellent!

Thx! :)

Today? What cave have you been living in? :D

Was that last bit too much?

Huzzah!

Well CNN had a really good documentary thing about him on just before, so I watched it..

nah.. I couldn't think of anything else to keep it on topic...

Yay!!

*dances in the freezer*

Freezer dancing. Sounds exotic.

Freezer dancing. Sounds exotic.

Smunkee gets mad when I do it though.. :(

Smunkee gets mad when I do it though.. :(

yeah, there is a lot of $$ spent putting things in the freezer I don't need you knocking them out.

btw I got an air popper today for popcorn, and the local theater gave me a jug of the popcorn butter they use (which btw has no butter in it)

I had for the first time ever, movie theater popcorn at home!

*it's almost as cool as the stuff in my freezer huh Ruffy?

Smunkee gets mad when I do it though.. :(

I wouldn't get mad at you...
You can come dance in my freezer if you like ;)

I learned that I can't eat more than 5 strips of bacon in one sitting.

I learned that I can't eat more than 5 strips of bacon in one sitting.

Weak. I can eat a lb.

yeah, there is a lot of $$ spent putting things in the freezer I don't need you knocking them out.

btw I got an air popper today for popcorn, and the local theater gave me a jug of the popcorn butter they use (which btw has no butter in it)

I had for the first time ever, movie theater popcorn at home!

I think Ruffy would put on a good show, would be worth it to have the ice trays knocked around. :)

I think popcorn tastes better without the butter, at least at the theater I go to. The oil they put on it when they pop it is good enough, they put on twice what they should and tastes excellent. The butter is just... well nasty is a good word. Perhaps your butter is higher quality. :D

I think Ruffy would put on a good show, would be worth it to have the ice trays knocked around. :)
I don't have room in my freezer for ice :(

Smunkee's freezer inventory is long and yummy. I freezer cook, so it's empty today, but by Monday night it will have a month's worth of food.....roast, lasagna, chili, enchiladas, casseroles, spaghetti, beef stew, etc. Plus you know Pizza (homemade by neccesity) ice cream (also homemade) sorbet (homemade again) pasta sauces, cakes, cookies, crackers, breads, (all homemade too) cinnamin rolls, candies(yeah yeah homemade) ..........the list goes on forever, and today I added some cereal I found cheap.........so, no room for ice :(


I think popcorn tastes better without the butter, at least at the theater I go to. The oil they put on it when they pop it is good enough, they put on twice what they should and tastes excellent. The butter is just... well nasty is a good word. Perhaps your butter is higher quality. :D
This isn't actually butter, that's why the microwave popcorn is always nasty it's got butter on it, this is coconut oil, it's great. I always wondered why movie theater popcorn tasted so much different than the microwave popcorn that says "movie theater butter" and that's why.......it's not butter at the movie theater but it is butter in the microwave popcorn.

My main goal was to air pop some popcorn for low calorie no fat snackage since I am training for a marathon next year, but I couldn't pass up the free oil from the theater, you know for movie night........:cool:

yeah, there is a lot of $$ spent putting things in the freezer I don't need you knocking them out.

btw I got an air popper today for popcorn, and the local theater gave me a jug of the popcorn butter they use (which btw has no butter in it)

I had for the first time ever, movie theater popcorn at home!

*it's almost as cool as the stuff in my freezer huh Ruffy?

It's mine now.

*inhales popcorn*

I wouldn't get mad at you...
You can come dance in my freezer if you like ;)
Hehehe!

That whole "don't ask, don't tell" thing, eh? :p
I don't have room in my freezer for ice :(

Smunkee's freezer inventory is long and yummy. I freezer cook, so it's empty today, but by Monday night it will have a month's worth of food.....roast, lasagna, chili, enchiladas, casseroles, spaghetti, beef stew, etc. Plus you know Pizza (homemade by neccesity) ice cream (also homemade) sorbet (homemade again) pasta sauces, cakes, cookies, crackers, breads, (all homemade too) cinnamin rolls, candies(yeah yeah homemade) ..........the list goes on forever, and today I added some cereal I found cheap.........so, no room for ice :(

Be my mommy!

I don't have room in my freezer for ice :(

Smunkee's freezer inventory is long and yummy. I freezer cook, so it's empty today, but by Monday night it will have a month's worth of food.....roast, lasagna, chili, enchiladas, casseroles, spaghetti, beef stew, etc. Plus you know Pizza (homemade by neccesity) ice cream (also homemade) sorbet (homemade again) pasta sauces, cakes, cookies, crackers, breads, (all homemade too) cinnamin rolls, candies(yeah yeah homemade) ..........the list goes on forever, and today I added some cereal I found cheap.........so, no room for ice :(

Wow. I'm jealous. Here I ate frozen burritos for dinner tonight. Doesn't exactly match enchiladas or lasagna. :(

Might have to drop by for a surprise visit. I bet you'll have lots of leftovers. ;)

Wow. I'm jealous. Here I ate frozen burritos for dinner tonight. Doesn't exactly match enchiladas or lasagna. :(
it's not so hard, just make a few dishes one day and freeze them in smaller containers, you can microwave frozen lasagna as easy as you could burritos and it's "real food" ;)

Might have to drop by for a surprise visit. I bet you'll have lots of leftovers. ;)
we actually don't have many, I have to have everything down to a science, over half of our income goes to medical stuff so after you subtract that and our savings we are living 30% over the poverty level :( we eat all our leftovers.

I am surprised I do so much with so little, I kinda take pride in it. It takes tons of planning and the ability to turn off my "instant gratification" thing, but it's worth it if my kids can have a life where they really don't know how hard it is to provide it.

I am surprised I do so much with so little, I kinda take pride in it. It takes tons of planning and the ability to turn off my "instant gratification" thing, but it's worth it if my kids can have a life where they really don't know how hard it is to provide it.

Good for you. I bet your kids never complain about what dinner is, managing something great every night. :)

I learned that minoriteeburg's "what did you learn today?" thread is still alive....

Good for you. I bet your kids never complain about what dinner is, managing something great every night. :)

ha! they think we are rich, all of their friends get crap for food (Mc Donalds ect.) my kids get real food, a full meal every night.

We probably could have more money to live on, if we were irresponsible, you know like if we didn't pay cash for hubby's tuition, if we had credit cards, if we weren't putting money away in various savings accounts (Christmas fund, Cobra fund, 401K, mutual fund, CD's, Roth IRA, etc.) but who wants to live super great now and not have anything later. He lost his job 2 years back and we took a 70% cut in pay, but our quality of life didn't change a bit as far as people could tell, we had to quit most of our savings, but other than that, not much changed.

We have 1 car, no cable, basic phone, and we eat out once a month, we do netflix instead of going to the movies, etc. most people think they couldn't live like that, but the scrimping pays off since we are debt free and I can stay home with the kids. I still end up working 65 hours a week doing things I love, but don't get paid for. It's all a trade off, I don't have as much "stuff" but I am happier than most people I know.........and I am having steak for dinner tomorrow. :cool: How many people can say that? (not the steak thing)

*gently attaches*

Good boy *pats Ruffy's head*

Good boy *pats Ruffy's head*

*points to Ruffy* "New pet? Is he housebroken?"

*points to Ruffy* "New pet? Is he housebroken?"

No, not yet :(

No, not yet :(

I'm getting there..

I'm getting there..
I bet.

I bet.

Kinda..

I found a grocery store that does triple coupons on Saturday!

I saved $47.92 on my groceries!!

that gives me enough money to get my new PS2 (since my old one broke, I can trade the broken one in for $30 and the $47 gives me just enough to buy the refurbished one with a 2 year warranty!!!!!!!!)

whoo hoo!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to get it Monday...........happy happy Smunkee!!!!!!!!


oh, I learned that there was a store with triple coupons.......hahaha.

Did I mention that they had most of my gluten free food too and I saved $3.00 on my waffles?! I got 2 boxes, and they had gluten free cereal on sale for $1 a box, so I bought $7 worth, I am storing them in the deepfreeze.
*Joins in Happy Dance*

Kinda..

Good boy. *Ruffles hair*

Good boy. *Ruffles hair*

*purrrs*

Kinda..
I learnt Ruffy said Kinda..

ha! they think we are rich, all of their friends get crap for food (Mc Donalds ect.) my kids get real food, a full meal every night.

He, he. :D

We probably could have more money to live on, if we were irresponsible, you know like if we didn't pay cash for hubby's tuition, if we had credit cards, if we weren't putting money away in various savings accounts (Christmas fund, Cobra fund, 401K, mutual fund, CD's, Roth IRA, etc.) but who wants to live super great now and not have anything later. He lost his job 2 years back and we took a 70% cut in pay, but our quality of life didn't change a bit as far as people could tell, we had to quit most of our savings, but other than that, not much changed.

Is that question rhetorical? :p

We have 1 car, no cable, basic phone, and we eat out once a month, we do netflix instead of going to the movies, etc. most people think they couldn't live like that, but the scrimping pays off since we are debt free and I can stay home with the kids. I still end up working 65 hours a week doing things I love, but don't get paid for. It's all a trade off, I don't have as much "stuff" but I am happier than most people I know.........and I am having steak for dinner tomorrow. :cool: How many people can say that? (not the steak thing)

Most don't think of the future and wouldn't want to live like that but it's great it's great that you can still live good without alot of things.

Btw, I get netflix also, I love having it, get 3 movies at a time and pay $20 a month. Often get 6 a week! Paying less then a dollar a movie is pretty great. :D

i learned that cheap tv's make noises when cell phones ring...

I have learned that once again i sleep for 10 hours and i wake up more tired than i was when i went to sleep...


....what gives?

Today I learned that it is raining , and it's colder than a witches tit outside.

Today I learned that it is raining , and it's colder than a witches tit outside.

I miss cold weather....I never thought I would say that, but I do.

Today I learned that it is raining , and it's colder than a witches tit outside.

Same here.

I learned that I really want to burn my neighbors house down so they have to move.

Same here.

I learned that I really want to burn my neighbors house down so they have to move.

if you make it look like an electrical fire.....

I miss cold weather....I never thought I would say that, but I do.

Amtrack it to Philly for the day.

if you make it look like an electrical fire.....

I just want them gone..

Bastards with their loud stupid dirtbikes.

Motherfuckers had to rev up for 20 minutes and make my house smell like exaust..

Amtrack it to Philly for the day.

actually i have to come back for a day or two for a sibs bday. wont be able to do anything while im there though as always....:mad:

Today I re-learned (as I do every day of my life, you'd think I'd get it by now) that, given the chance, people will choose to be rude rather than courteous, inconsiderate rather than thoughtful, irrational rather than rational, impractical rather than practical, ignorant rather than informed, at war with anything rather than at peace with themselves. Common sense isn't common. It's a wonder that we've survived.

I just want them gone..

Bastards with their loud stupid dirtbikes.

Motherfuckers had to rev up for 20 minutes and make my house smell like exaust..



I say throw their bikes off a very steep hill , and when they look for them and get to the hill to look for their bikes, throw them off too.

I had a guy who used to rev up his harley forever and the same thing would happen with the smell of exhaust.

actually i have to come back for a day or two for a sibs bday. wont be able to do anything while im there though as always....:mad:

How shitty. :(

Maybe you could make an excuse like you need to buy a gift, then go off and visit all the coolness philly has to offer.

How shitty. :(

Maybe you could make an excuse like you need to buy a gift, then go off and visit all the coolness philly has to offer.

true i can attempt that....

I say throw their bikes off a very steep hill , and when they look for them and get to the hill to look for their bikes, throw them off too.
Bahahaha!!

They go down to the breaker and ride, so I could just dig a big hole at the entrance and let them all crash.
I had a guy who used to rev up his harley forever and the same thing would happen with the smell of exhaust.
I really hate people like that.

true i can attempt that....

You need to!

Bahahaha!!

They go down to the breaker and ride, so I could just dig a big hole at the entrance and let them all crash.


It would be glorious!


I really hate people like that.


Yeah and I lived in row homes so it would stick up a good majority of the street. His car was later firebombed, but i think that was due to the fact that he sold heroin, and not the harley....

You need to!

I really do. I miss home.

It would be glorious!
Yes!
Yeah and I lived in row homes so it would stick up a good majority of the street. His car was later firebombed, but i think that was due to the fact that he sold heroin, and not the harley....
Oh that is so ghetto! :rolleyes: :p
I really do. I miss home.
When was the last time you were here?

Same here.

I learned that I really want to burn my neighbors house down so they have to move.

Go on ahead. An electrical fire sounds nice but a gas leak would be much more spectacular. :D

Go on ahead. An electrical fire sounds nice but a gas leak would be much more spectacular. :D

Mmm...tell me where! I love fire. :fluffle:

Yes!

:D

Oh that is so ghetto! :rolleyes: :p

That was actually the same week a nun was hit over the head with a cinder block right outside her church (only 2 blocks from home) for $20. Now thats ghetto.

When was the last time you were here?

July. But again i had to do all family stuff. looks like it will be the same this time cause im flyin, and will have no car when i get there.

July. But again i had to do all family stuff. looks like it will be the same this time cause im flyin, and will have no car when i get there.

Why not just amtrak it?

And there's always the Phlash..

The tourist side of me likes the double deckers, but nevermind.

Why not just amtrak it?

And there's always the Phlash..

The tourist side of me likes the double deckers, but nevermind.


fuck amtrak. thats how i last got up there. amtrak takes 12-18 hours, a plane takes 6.

fuck amtrak. thats how i last got up there. amtrak takes 12-18 hours, a plane takes 6.

6?!!?!?!

Took me two hours to ge to Orlando from Philly..

6?!!?!?!

Took me two hours to ge to Orlando from Philly..


well maybe less, probably 4. I gotta connect at atlanta, because nothing goes directly from savannah to philly.

well maybe less, probably 4. I gotta connect at atlanta, because nothing goes directly from savannah to philly.

We had stop in SC I think..

It might ave been 3 hours, but not 6!

We had stop in SC I think..

It might ave been 3 hours, but not 6!

honestly i dont know, my gf is making the arrangements, since ive never been on plane before (only been in an airport 5 times)

I learnt MBurg has never been on a plane before.

I learnt MBurg has never been on a plane before.

i also cant skate...

I have learned that once again i sleep for 10 hours and i wake up more tired than i was when i went to sleep...


....what gives?
I went to bed at 3am on Sunday morning.:cool:
Didn't get up on time today.:(

I went to bed at 3am on Sunday morning.:cool:
Didn't get up on time today.:(

I have to be up at 10AM....its now 5AM

i also cant skate...
I went to a Birthday party and got an Icecream instead of going Rollerblading with everyone else...

I have to be up at 10AM....its now 5AM

Ouch. Dude, go to bed!

I have to be up at 10AM....its now 5AM
I went to bed at 12am last night, i'll try and be earlier today.
It is now 9:13pm.

Ouch. Dude, go to bed!

I already tried. I cant. :(

honestly i dont know, my gf is making the arrangements, since ive never been on plane before (only been in an airport 5 times)
I love planes!

Take a cd though.

I already tried. I cant. :(

Aww, did you try the ol' glass o' milk trick?

*Hugs*

I have to be up at 10AM....its now 5AM

Mmm.. I have school today..

I'll be up 20 hours when I get home..

I already tried. I cant. :(
Tried watching Baseball?:p

I love planes!

Take a cd though.

Ill be there with my girl, but a CD or two sounds like a good plan.

Tried watching Baseball?:p


I enjoy baseball :eek:

...well the right teams at least.

Ouch. Dude, go to bed!
When the Football World Cup was on i went to bed at 7am and woke up at 10am.:confused:

Aww, did you try the ol' glass o' milk trick?

*Hugs*

*hugs*

glass of milk trick?

I enjoy baseball :eek:

...well the right teams at least.
Does Georgia have a MLB team?
Oh yeah Atlanta Braves...
:p

*hugs*

glass of milk trick?

Lol yeah, drink a glass of warm milk :p

*hugs*

glass of milk trick?
Yeah get your girl to have a shower in milk then have a fap.:p

Yeah get your girl to have a shower in milk then have a fap.:p

:eek:

Does Georgia have a MLB team?
Oh yeah Atlanta Braves...
:p

yeah...screw them though. go phillies....

Lol yeah, drink a glass of warm milk :p

*checks to see if theres milk*

Yeah get your girl to have a shower in milk then have a fap.:p


shes asleep already, and one of us needs to get some sleep.

Just learnt what a "top decker" is. This new found knowledge might come in handy one day.

Just learnt what a "top decker" is. This new found knowledge might come in handy one day.

i know what a double decker is, and what top deck is
but i dont know what a top decker is

[today i learned that bubble wrap is still as fun now as it was when i was nine]

Check out Urban Dictionary. Very enlightening to say the least;)

*gasp*

i really hope no one would ACTUALLY ever do that...

icky.

[today i also learned what a top decker is]

Check out Urban Dictionary. Very enlightening to say the least;)

eeeeeww :gundge:

ROFLWAFFLES
Today I learnt that Hitler crucified Jesus. (http://www.superdickery.com/propaganda/67.html)

I learned that I have come closer and closer to hating christianity, even more than before.

I honestly try not to.
Its as if the inherent hippocracy within the religion makes its followers fucking retarded.
I was watching this HBO documentary called "Army of God".
Its about a terrorist group who bombs/kills abortion clinics, and thier doctors who work them.

They have a website, but I'll be goddamned if I link it here.

Mulitiple members have commited murder, or arson, or any number of beatings of patients and doctors.

ALL BECUASE THEY BELIEVE ABORTION IS MURDER.

Get that?

They are willing to KILL to stop doctors from "killing babies".

So, as Im watching, shouting things at my TV, like "you fucking nutjob!" and the like, I realize that even some of the more "normal" christians I talk to, support this kind of thinking.

Even if they wouldnt do it themselves, they support those that do.

The thing is, I know that most decent christians do not support this line of insanity, but the ones that do, are adamant that its ok for them to kill a doctor, to save an unborn baby...(one that will likely be aborted at another clinic anyway).

So...what did I learn today?

I learned that Im having difficulty tolerating a religion.

Sad, really.

I learned that Magnum PI is a good cure for insomnia.

today i relearned that colds suck :(

I learned that I have come closer and closer to hating christianity, even more than before.

I honestly try not to.
Its as if the inherent hippocracy within the religion makes its followers fucking retarded.
I was watching this HBO documentary called "Army of God".
Its about a terrorist group who bombs/kills abortion clinics, and thier doctors who work them.

They have a website, but I'll be goddamned if I link it here.

Mulitiple members have commited murder, or arson, or any number of beatings of patients and doctors.

ALL BECUASE THEY BELIEVE ABORTION IS MURDER.

Get that?

They are willing to KILL to stop doctors from "killing babies".

So, as Im watching, shouting things at my TV, like "you fucking nutjob!" and the like, I realize that even some of the more "normal" christians I talk to, support this kind of thinking.

Even if they wouldnt do it themselves, they support those that do.

The thing is, I know that most decent christians do not support this line of insanity, but the ones that do, are adamant that its ok for them to kill a doctor, to save an unborn baby...(one that will likely be aborted at another clinic anyway).

So...what did I learn today?

I learned that Im having difficulty tolerating a religion.

Sad, really.

sometimes your country seems very, very silly indeed...

I learned that you shouldn't just assume something from past experiences..

:(

Today I learned that we have more salivary glands than just those underneath our tongues. They're all over the place (in our mouths!).

I learned that there are only so many things you can tell a kid to do before they freak out.

"now what?"
"clean your room"
-30 minutes later-
"now what?"
"do your homework"
-30 minutes later-
"now what?"
"sort out your laundry"
-2 hours later-
"now what?"
"feed the dog, and then take out the trash in the kitchen"
-15 minutes later-
"now what?"
"start sorting your sisters' laundry"

seriously, if she would quit coming and asking me she could have been playing video games this whole time.........:p

Today I learned that I can wake up at 920, and still shower and be on time for a 955 class, but that this is not a good way of going about it.

I learned that there are only so many things you can tell a kid to do before they freak out.

"now what?"
"clean your room"
-30 minutes later-
"now what?"
"do your homework"
-30 minutes later-
"now what?"
"sort out your laundry"
-2 hours later-
"now what?"
"feed the dog, and then take out the trash in the kitchen"
-15 minutes later-
"now what?"
"start sorting your sisters' laundry"

seriously, if she would quit coming and asking me she could have been playing video games this whole time.........:p
:D I went straight to video games today!

(Actually, I went through the hassle to clean out my closet and got two huge bags full of old T-shirts, pants, socks, etc. to give to charity - and still there's no place in it. Which I partly blame on the poor design of that thing... I'm amazed that I could once fit into some of the jeans I had to let go of.)

I should have known this, of course, but I learned (or re-learned) that coming into the office on Monday when you're taking the rest of the week off automatically slows time down to a crawl.

Today I learned that I can wake up at 920, and still shower and be on time for a 955 class, but that this is not a good way of going about it.

How has your day been?

Today I learned on the discovery channel that the vikings had a god of skiing.

sometimes your country seems very, very silly indeed...

Oy!

You have no idea, PM.

In fairness though, I should say that Britians got its Nutjobs too.
I seem to recall a few minor elected officials of the BNP, if im not mistaken.

Army of God, however, makes them look fairly tame by comparison.

The sad thing is, more than a couple of the aformentioned nutjobs, were priests.
Thats right, "Men of the Cloth", who were convicted of Arson, and other such crimes, all in the name of "God".

I learned that marshmallow cream is sticky, and that s'mores popcorn balls are ubergood.

i learned that if you dont buy a parking permit, you get a ticket...

I have reaffirmed my knowledge that spending money is fun!

I learned that marshmallow cream is sticky, and that s'mores popcorn balls are ubergood.

You need to give me the recipe....

I learned that marshmallow cream is sticky, and that s'mores popcorn balls are ubergood.

Sounds good. Sticky goodness. ;)

You need to give me the recipe....

pop some air popped popcorn

stir in marshmallow cream into warm fresh popcorn

form into a ball (be careful not to squish it too much and break the popcorn)

melt milk chocolate chips in the microwave

use a fork to hold on to your popcorn ball, dip into chocolate, let the chocolate "harden" on the ball by setting it on waxed paper and putting in the fridge, repeat with more popcorn balls.

after about an hour in the fridge the chocolate will be a shell around the popcorn ball, then you can eat it. :cool:

pop some air popped popcorn

stir in marshmallow cream into warm fresh popcorn

form into a ball (be careful not to squish it too much and break the popcorn)

melt milk chocolate chips in the microwave

use a fork to hold on to your popcorn ball, dip into chocolate, let the chocolate "harden" on the ball by setting it on waxed paper and putting in the fridge, repeat with more popcorn balls.

after about an hour in the fridge the chocolate will be a shell around the popcorn ball, then you can eat it. :cool:

I am totally making this.

And now I'm all excited because October is popcornball season, here atleast, and I am uberly addicted.

I learned that, when you announce your retirement at work, suddenly everyone is nice to you, even when they treated you like crap before.

I learned that It's boring as hell staying up alone in Upstate NY.

I've learned that Jolt has a new format!!!

I learnt this.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11615965&postcount=7

I've learned that Jolt has a new format!!!

Peisany D!

I've learned that Jolt has a new format!!!
It isn't too different...
[/lies]

Today I learned on the discovery channel that the vikings had a god of skiing.
I learnt that you learnt that, but i didn't learn what you learnt!

I learned that Litmus paper fascinates my children.
I learn't i can't find my last post in here before the previous two.

I learnt that you learnt that, but i didn't learn what you learnt!

*head explodes*

I learnt that you learnt that, but i didn't learn what you learnt!

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a175/bart1001/ScannersExplodingHead.gif

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a175/bart1001/ScannersExplodingHead.gif

euwww...

But... what i have learnt today? First of all that I have amasing imagination but which mostly show's itself in my dreams...and something else: ovens work better than microwaves (for baking stuff that is)

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a175/bart1001/ScannersExplodingHead.gif

I learned that after seeing this pic earlier today, it made me enjoy scanners all over again


(i watched the movie earlier today)

I have learned that they closed schools here for 15-25mph winds

I learnt that I can't sleep, so it's Mino's turn to entertain me :p ;)

I learnt that I can't sleep, so it's Mino's turn to entertain me :p ;)

*turns on techno*

*dances shirtless around TBD*

*turns on techno*

*dances shirtless around TBD*

http://www.hkedcity.net/article/develop/031204-001/vomit.gif

*turns on techno*

*dances shirtless around TBD*

Hehe :D

*Hugs* :)

I found out why one of my students in the class I teach on Thursdays is so angry and anti-social all the time........

"why did you throw your shoe at my head?"
"I don't know"
"are you angry?"
"yes"
"with me?"
"no"
"why are you angry?"
"we never get to do what I want and my dad thinks I am a girl"
"why do you think your dad thinks you are a girl?"
"because I like to play with dolls"
"boys play with dolls"
"I want to be a daddy"
"did you tell your dad that?"
"no"
"why not?"
"I have to play soccer, not be a pretend daddy, I want my doll back"


:( poor kid, he is only 4............

Hehe :D

*Hugs* :)


*hugs*

i dont think that will put you to sleep though :D

http://www.hkedcity.net/article/develop/031204-001/vomit.gif

I learned that dancing shirtless is a sure way to get cluich to vomit.

*hugs*

i dont think that will put you to sleep though :D

Lol, Maybe not. Techno doesn't have that effect on me :p

Lol, Maybe not. Techno doesn't have that effect on me :p

me dancing naked probably wont help either. :D

me dancing naked probably wont help either. :D

Naked? I thought you were just topless? :p

Naked? I thought you were just topless? :p

not anymore. :D

I learned its hard to learn

not anymore. :D

:eek: Oh my, I didn't notice that. How did that happen? :p

I learned what HTML stands for.

:eek: Oh my, I didn't notice that. How did that happen? :p

I think you pulled my pants down when i wasnt looking.

I learned that I confuse the people at Starbucks if I try to order coffee when I can't talk properly because of sleep deprivation. But the barrista thought I was cute, so it's okay. :p

I learned what HTML stands for.

what does that stand for again?

what does that stand for again?

er..

heh..

hyper.. text.. mmmmsomething.. language.........?

er..

heh..

hyper.. text.. mmmmsomething.. language.........?

good enough for me.

good enough for me.
It's hypertext markup language. :)

good enough for me.

thats hot

It's hypertext markup language. :)

Yes!

It's hypertext markup language. :)

thanks.

I learned that september is national coupon month. go figure.

I learned that september is national coupon month. go figure.

I learned that minoriteeburg bumps all his theads at the same time:D

Today I learned that Andre Agassi is some sort of super 36-year old.

http://www.hkedcity.net/article/develop/031204-001/vomit.gif
I concur.:(

I learned that minoriteeburg bumps all his theads at the same time:D

'Tis a wise lesson to learn too.




it always works though.

I concur.:(

come on now its not that bad.

I've learned that Jolt has a new format!!!
I learnt that you learnt that, but i didn't learn what you learnt!
*head explodes*
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a175/bart1001/ScannersExplodingHead.gif
PWNT!

PWNT!

now i want to watch that movie again! dammit!

come on now its not that bad.
O RLY?
http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/img/people/beerbelly.jpg
http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/15524733-Ti.gif

now i want to watch that movie again! dammit!
I've never seen that movie but i saw that 'sploding head 2 years ago.:cool:

O RLY?
http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/img/people/beerbelly.jpg
http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/15524733-Ti.gif


http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j299/your_sexxxy_horr/meh%20picssss/b55acc90.gif

I've never seen that movie but i saw that 'sploding head 2 years ago.:cool:

see scanners, you wont be disappointed.

dont see the sequels though, well maybe the 2nd one.

see scanners, you wont be disappointed.

dont see the sequels though, well maybe the 2nd one.
The second sequel?
=3rd movie?

I learned that threads like this actually exist. :D

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j299/your_sexxxy_horr/meh%20picssss/b55acc90.gif
Please Bitch, thats just been Photoshopped and then sent to paint to make it look crappy.

8==D-Minoriteeburg
8=====D-Everyone else at a minimum.

:D

Sowwy, no harm intended.:(
*Glides away*

The second sequel?
=3rd movie?

there were 3

Scanners (1981) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081455/)
Scanners II: The New Order (1991) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102848/)
Scanners III: The Takeover (1992) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105322/)

i dont know if scanner cop (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111082/) films (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114344/) are a part of the series though.

What did I learn today.

That apparently I can't win in the game of Love. I'm taking my little hat piece and going to Mexico.

Please Bitch, thats just been Photoshopped and then sent to paint to make it look crappy.

8==D-Minoriteeburg
8=====D-Everyone else at a minimum.

:D

Sowwy, no harm intended.:(
*Glides away*


even worse i searched it on photobucket.

im lazy what can i say...

I learned that threads like this actually exist. :D

you're very welcome

there were 3

Scanners (1981) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081455/)
Scanners II: The New Order (1991) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102848/)
Scanners III: The Takeover (1992) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105322/)

i dont know if scanner cop (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111082/) films (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114344/) are a part of the series though.

still, the series does not have the legacy that Backdoor Sluts 9 has.

still, the series does not have the legacy that Backdoor Sluts 9 has.

Backdoor sluts 9!

:eek:

Its 9.42 am. Its far to early to have learned anything. Although I was told that I can leave work 1.5 hours early. I suppose thats something new that I have learned?!

Not really something I've learned but I did notice today that one of the new teachers is the spitting image of Ben Elton.
Totally.
I have the Chinese version of Ben Elton working at my school.
Will they copy everything?

I have learned that whitening strips are foul tasting...

I think you pulled my pants down when i wasnt looking.

:eek: Today I had it reaffirmend that Mino is naaaaaaaaughty! :p ;)

:eek: Today I had it reaffirmend that Mino is naaaaaaaaughty! :p ;)

how naughty is naaaaaaaughty?

how naughty is naaaaaaaughty?

Pretty damn naughty? :p

*Hugs*

I learned that women in general if put into a small group get catty and bitchy pretty quickly, and that you never really can grow out of the "highschool" mentality :( why can't we all just act like grown ups??????

I learned that women in general if put into a small group get catty and bitchy pretty quickly, and that you never really can grow out of the "highschool" mentality :( why can't we all just act like grown ups??????

Act mature? Why would anyone want to do that? :p

A girl told me recently that if two girls who don't know each other come into close proximity that eye each other and start flinging barbs at each other. Of course she may just have a bit of a personality flaw there herself. ;)

I learned that I reallllllly need coffee.

Act mature? Why would anyone want to do that? :p

A girl told me recently that if two girls who don't know each other come into close proximity that eye each other and start flinging barbs at each other. Of course she may just have a bit of a personality flaw there herself. ;)

things got a little out of hand at a banquet last night and it carried over into this morning, apparently I am a bitch:confused: oh, and someone's husband has a crush on me and it's somehow my fault, I haven't ever had a conversation with the man at all, ever.

see scanners, you wont be disappointed.

dont see the sequels though, well maybe the 2nd one.

No, both sequels blew. Only the original is worth seeing.

Pretty damn naughty? :p

*Hugs*

*hugs*

but you love it :D

*hugs*

but you love it :D

*Hugs* Hello again :)
You love it more :P

No, both sequels blew. Only the original is worth seeing.

2nd one is worth it if youre bored. (or if youre up at 3am and have the sci fi channel)

*Hugs* Hello again :)
You love it more :P

maybe so, but dont change the subject. :D

things got a little out of hand at a banquet last night and it carried over into this morning, apparently I am a bitch:confused: oh, and someone's husband has a crush on me and it's somehow my fault, I haven't ever had a conversation with the man at all, ever.

I just learned I have a rival for Smunkee's affection... I won't compete with her husband, but this interloper must be eliminated! :gundge:


:D


Oh and I learned that there's a whole lotta anime fans here. :D

Oh and I learned that there's a whole lotta anime fans here. :D

That I figured out on the geek test scores. :p :D

maybe so, but dont change the subject. :D

:confused: What was the subject again? ;)

I've learned that leaving a girlfriend for the night can be incredibly difficult when she wants to stay up 'til morning despite having a raging fever. Never have I witnessed such irresistible pouting.

:confused: What was the subject again? ;)

exactly. ;)

exactly. ;)

Um...

*Hugs*?

Um...

*Hugs*?

i'll never turn down a hug from you.

*hugs*

i'll never turn down a hug from you.

*hugs*

Yay! :D

*Hugs again*

So are you not sleeping again?

Yay! :D

*Hugs again*

So are you not sleeping again?

im gonna try in a bit in the meantime i am here.

i dont have to wake up till noon, but i gotta work 1:45PM-1AM?

*reads previous post*

i should go to bed then goodnight


again TBD you are the greatest.....*hugs*

*reads previous post*

i should go to bed then goodnight


again TBD you are the greatest.....*hugs*

Ok, goodnight :)

*Blushes* Thanks, you're not so bad yourself ;)

*Hugs*

I learned that your true friends are the ones that want to make you a special dinner on your birthday, and make you a cake.

Friends like that are the ones you keep.

I learned to use a gun, but I've no target... :eek:

I learned to use a gun, but I've no target... :eek:

Can't you find some hippies? :p

I've learned that Whereyouthinkyougoing has stalker tendencies. :p

Ok, goodnight :)

*Blushes* Thanks, you're not so bad yourself ;)

*Hugs*

thanks *hugs*

well im just checkin the site before i go to work.


and ive learned that a 12 hour work day on a saturday is nothing to look forward to.:(

I learned that your true friends are the ones that want to make you a special dinner on your birthday, and make you a cake.

Friends like that are the ones you keep.

make you cake or ............."make you cake"? :D

cause that sure would be a true friend in my book.

thanks *hugs*

well im just checkin the site before i go to work.


and ive learned that a 12 hour work day on a saturday is nothing to look forward to.:(

Ugh, no fun :(

*Big hugs*

I've learnt that I'm in a very odd mood today...

I also learned that a lot of tip money can be made in a 12 hours work day :D

I learned that my god damn neck is evil and doesn't want me to move.

It hurts.. :(

I learned that my god damn neck is evil and doesn't want me to move.

It hurts.. :(

did you try some medicine

did you try some medicine

I have pain killers somewhere..

I'm too lazy to look for them.

I have pain killers somewhere..

I'm too lazy to look for them.

look for them. let the suffering end.

look for them. let the suffering end.

Are you telling a minor to abuse perscription drugs?!

Are you telling a minor to abuse perscription drugs?!

im telling a minor to stop the pain from his stiff neck. (or whatever is wrong with your neck) :rolleyes:

Who will be the first post of the 100th page? Will it be me?

im telling a minor to stop the pain from his stiff neck. (or whatever is wrong with your neck) :rolleyes:

That'll do, Pig. That'll do.

Who will be the first post of the 100th page? Will it be me?

i hope its me.

That'll do, Pig. That'll do.

:confused:



*EDIT* I DID IT!

:
*EDIT* I DID IT!

Damn you! :D

:confused:
Babe... :rolleyes:
*EDIT* I DID IT!
I learned that you did it.

Damn you! :D

I learned that this thread can make it to 100 pages.

I've learned that Whereyouthinkyougoing has stalker tendencies. :p
I learned that every single time I click on some stupid old thread on which I haven't clicked in what feels like a month I stumble upon some post about me that will totally make me look bad when I reply to it.

I also learned that every single time that happens, I'm driven to reply to it anyway.

Because I suck.

But I'm no stalker!

And now I just know I'll never be able to forget your username ever again and will have to fight the urge to post "Lurker!" every time I see you. And I will have to learn how to fight it, because if I don't, you will come here and say that you learned that I'm a stalker.

And then I would have to come here and write this whole post over again.

And who would want that?

Exactly.

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/sauer/angry-smiley-018.gif

I learned that every single time I click on some stupid old thread on which I haven't clicked in what feels like a month I stumble upon some post about me that will totally make me look bad when I reply to it.

I also learned that every single time that happens, I'm driven to reply to it anyway.

Because I suck.

But I'm no stalker!

And now I just know I'll never be able to forget your username ever again and will have to fight the urge to post "Lurker!" every time I see you. And I will have to learn how to fight it, because if I don't, you will come here and say that you learned that I'm a stalker.

And then I would have to come here and write this whole post over again.

And who would want that?

Exactly.

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/sauer/angry-smiley-018.gif

*wishes WYTYG would stalk me*

:D

I also just learned that in less than twelve hours this thread will have reached its 2 month anniversary.

shows that we can learn a lot in 2 months.

another thing i learned today is that my ass created the universe....

I learnt that I don't have any more assignements due for the next month, yay! ;)

I learnt that I don't have any more assignements due for the next month, yay! ;)

yay! *hugs*

I learned I still cant sleep.

another thing i learned today is that my ass created the universe....

and I learned that Minoriteeburg likes that Perfect Circle cover of "Imagine".


Tsk..

yay! *hugs*

I learned I still cant sleep.

*Hugs* Aww, aren't you getting to that stage where you just fall asleep yet? :p

*Hugs* Aww, aren't you getting to that stage where you just fall asleep yet? :p

nope :(

nope :(

Aww :(

*Cuddles*

Aww :(

*Cuddles*

:D

*rests head on TBDs shoulder*