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Welle!!!

wow, someone really likes shaft.:D ja.

And the fact that Geschlechtsverkehr means sex isn't the reason that it is a cool word. If anyone knew what Geschlechts and Verkehr meant they would laugh as much as i do.

And the fact that Geschlechtsverkehr means sex isn't the reason that it is a cool word. If anyone knew what Geschlechts and Verkehr meant they would laugh as much as i do.
Hmm, you know, I never looked at it quite in that literal sense before.
Hehehe. :p

sounds like a bad penis joke to me.
Penises are for vaginas :p

Hmm, you know, I never looked at it quite in that literal sense before.
Hehehe. :p

see what i mean:)

Penises are for vaginas :p


i thought they were for you.

I learned the WYTYG is going to be run over by World Cup fans.

i thought they were for you.
Look in a mirror.
Good, now tilt you head sideways.
Great, now pucker your lips.

What do you have there mister?

Scientific fact.

:p

I learned the WYTYG is going to be run over by World Cup fans.
Why do I get the rather unsettling feeling that you've taken my acronymed name and are using it as a synonym for something else entirely? Something I have no idea of what it is?

Why do I get the rather unsettling feeling that you've taken my acronymed name and are using it as a synonym for something else entirely? Something I have no idea of what it is?Because you have a dirty mind? :confused:

Why do I get the rather unsettling feeling that you've taken my acronymed name and are using it as a synonym for something else entirely? Something I have no idea of what it is?
Because you have a dirty mind? :confused:
;)

Laerod and Ruffy - shut up, guys, you're not even making sense.
What the hell is this supposed to mean:

"I learned the WYTYG is going to be run over by World Cup fans."

That Ruffy is stoned again? Well, probably so, but I'd still like to know who or what exactly gets run over by anything and what all of this has to do with me, if anything. Just so I can be prepared for the onslaught. :p

And to think I loved you once! *sniff*

I learned that once you put up a "what did you learn today" thread that it quickly becomes something else with random what I learned todays in it.

Laerod and Ruffy - shut up, guys, you're not even making sense.
What the hell is this supposed to mean:

"I learned the WYTYG is going to be run over by World Cup fans."

That Ruffy is stoned again? Well, probably so, but I'd still like to know who or what exactly gets run over by anything and what all of this has to do with me, if anything. Just so I can be prepared for the onslaught. :p

And to think I loved you once! *sniff*
Where do you live?

I learned that once you put up a "what did you learn today" thread that it quickly becomes something else with random what I learned todays in it.

And what is wrong with that? I think it is wunderbar.

I learned that once you put up a "what did you learn today" thread that it quickly becomes something else with random what I learned todays in it.
Well, as long as we're still learning something, that's alright with me. :p

Where do you live?
Germany?

Where do you live?I've been asking her a lot longer than you have and she still won't tell me.

Germany?


in germany do you still eat everything with a fork and knife? my brother was an exchange student there many a moons ago and was telling me about having to eat at mcdonalds with a fork and knife. and that no matter what you eat sans ice cream fork and knife is required....

Germany?
Be more specific.

I have learned today in NS:
* The translations of the German words 'fesseln', 'quälen' and 'dreieckig'
* that IE tends to slow down for no obvious reason and then you need to restart it
* That there is an option in Firefox: "Load in new IE tab", which better should be avoided
* Maybe this is not learning, but I got some practice in qualification-calculations in soccer due to it.

I have also learned (from hattrick.org) that: "midfield with the best potential for improvement" means: "worst midfield"

I've been asking her a lot longer than you have and she still won't tell me.
*flutters eyelashes* :D

in germany do you still eat everything with a fork and knife? my brother was an exchange student there many a moons ago and was telling me about having to eat at mcdonalds with a fork and knife. and that no matter what you eat sans ice cream fork and knife is required.... Er... no. And unless he was here in the 1950s (unlikely because then he wouldn't have been to a McDonalds) he was talking out of his ass in the first place. The only form of cutlery McD's has are crappy little plastic forks if you order a salad.

Now, unless you eat salads with your fingers where you are from, I'd say our eating habits are more or less identical. :p

The only thing that is different is that Americans usually take fork & knife and start cutting up their meat and stuff, then they put down the knife, change the fork into their right hand, and start picking up the pre-cut pieces with it.

Rather cumbersome to watch, if you ask me. Here, we actually keep both fork& knife in our hands all of the time, cut one piece, pick it up with the fork in out left hand, and cut the next one...


[/detailed description of cross-atlantic table manner differences]

Be more specific.
What? So you meant to say that Berlin is gonna get run over by World Cup fans? You coulda had that easier. Plus, next time - lose the "the" before, well, me.

in germany do you still eat everything with a fork and knife? my brother was an exchange student there many a moons ago and was telling me about having to eat at mcdonalds with a fork and knife. and that no matter what you eat sans ice cream fork and knife is required....Yuo. And you know that we don't drive cars here either. VW, BMW, and all the others are export only... ;)

i've learned there are a lot of worrying people (mostly noobs) on NS today.

i also learned that some people honestly think western economies are truly meritocratic...

*flutters eyelashes* :D Vile temptress! :p

I've been asking her a lot longer than you have and she still won't tell me.
I'll get it out of her.

*evil grin*

I have learned today in NS:
* The translations of the German words 'fesseln', 'quälen' and 'dreieckig'"
You learned that on NS?

Seriously - I must be frequenting the wrong threads. *mopes*

(also, what is the "dreieckig" doing in there? :p )

in germany do you still eat everything with a fork and knife? my brother was an exchange student there many a moons ago and was telling me about having to eat at mcdonalds with a fork and knife. and that no matter what you eat sans ice cream fork and knife is required....
Not at McD, Burger King or the Döner-places.

I learned that i have to watch marathons of good shows if i find them. I learned that because the Scifi channel had a Twilight Zone marathon on. Some of the episodes are good but some of them are incredibly stupid... damn Scifi channel.

Not at McD, Burger King or the Döner-places.
Well, if we're talking burgers, you don't have to use cutlery anywhere. Not in a classic diner nor at someone's private home.

What? So you meant to say that Berlin is gonna get run over by World Cup fans? You coulda had that easier. Plus, next time - lose the "the" before, well, me.
Yes.

Grammar nazi.

You learned that on NS?

Seriously - I must be frequenting the wrong threads. *mopes*

(also, what is the "dreieckig" doing in there? :p )It's probably from the bad jokes thread then.

Yes.Pffft, all these inquiries for that.
Grammar nazi. Yes, and if you hadn't put it in in the first place, I would've gotten it right away. Dumbass. :)

I learned that i have to watch marathons of good shows if i find them. I learned that because the Scifi channel had a Twilight Zone marathon on. Some of the episodes are good but some of them are incredibly stupid... damn Scifi channel.
nothing beats spending a weekend solidly watching Star Trek :cool:


well, maybe that + sex... ;)

Pffft, all these inquiries for that.
+1
Yes, and if you hadn't put it in in the first place, I would've gotten it right away. Dumbass. :)
I don't even know what you're talking about.

Here, we actually keep both fork& knife in our hands all of the time, cut one piece, pick it up with the fork in out left hand, and cut the next one...

I do that and I live in the US

nothing beats spending a weekend solidly watching Star Trek :cool:


well, maybe that + sex... ;)
Sex, while watching Star Trek?!

Impossible!

nothing beats spending a weekend solidly watching Star Trek :cool:

lol... and I thought I was a nerd.;)

Sex, while watching Star Trek?!

Impossible!
This sounds like a challenge, Huw....;)

Sex, while watching Star Trek?!

Impossible!

illogical!

Sex, while watching Star Trek?!

Impossible!
oh no, its been done ;) :D


though technically the ST has been on pause i guess. will just have to do it again *sigh* :p

Sex, while watching Star Trek?!

Impossible!
Maybe for some people those tight uniforms are a turn-on.:p ;) :D :eek:

This sounds like a challenge, Huw....;)
Could be..:eek:

Maybe for some people those tight uniforms are a turn-on.:p ;) :D :eek:
I like you.

Welcome to NS

Maybe for some people those tight uniforms are a turn-on.:p ;) :D :eek:
Maybe some people just get too, uh, caught up in the moment to really pay much attention to their surroundings.... not that I'm the most observant anyway, but still.... :p

oh no, its been done ;) :D


though technically the ST has been on pause i guess. will just have to do it again *sigh* :p
I'll have to supervise, of course.

Could be..:eek:
Well, won't you lot all have fun knowing I'm round Huw's tomorrow? :D

I just learned that Zwang means compulsion.

I like you.

Welcome to NS

Thanks, that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.:)

I just learned how to get a sound out of a flute. I knew how brass and reed instruments worked but those crazy flutes confounded me and I found one lying around in the apartment (it's amazing what you'll find lying around here) and had the time to try and make sense of the abomination. Now I just need to learn how to play it XD

Sex, while watching Star Trek?!

Impossible!


only impossible to the weak minded....

i learned that ruffy cant have sex to star trek

i learned that ruffy cant have sex to star trek

That's old news

Well, won't you lot all have fun knowing I'm round Huw's tomorrow? :D
Note to self: Watch Star Trek tomorrow.

i learned that ruffy cant have sex to star trek
Did you catch my lip comment?

Vile temptress! :p
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love053.gif

I'll get it out of her.

*evil grin*Nevar!

That's old news

sorry im a little behind the times. im working for a change.

Did you catch my lip comment?I did. You owe me a gallon of bleach and a new brain.

sorry im a little behind the times. im working for a change.

That's ok :)

I do that and I live in the US
Good for you! :p

Nevar!
I'm going to Berlin in three weeks.

Maybe for some people those tight uniforms are a turn-on.:p ;) :D :eek:
oh come on, have you ever seen seven of nine? :p

I'll have to supervise, of course.
sure, why not... ;)

I'm going to Berlin in three weeks.
Really? What for?

I did. You owe me a gallon of bleach and a new brain.
But then I would be un-doing my work..

sure, why not... ;) :eek:

i learned that ruffy cant have sex to star trek
That's old news
hehe, made me l-o-l :p

I have learned that there are people out there who believe that punishing a child for asking for help is an acceptable response.

i just learned that the strangers with candy movie (http://strangerswithcandymovie.com/) is coming out soon

I'm going to Berlin in three weeks.

After the wc is over?! :eek: strange woman.

sure, why not... ;)
*charges video camera*

:eek:
*whispers* i'm guessing he won't be able to actually make it all the way over to hampshire by tomorrow morning... shhhh...

After the wc is over?! :eek: strange woman. *snort*

*whispers* i'm guessing he won't be able to actually make it all the way over to hampshire by tomorrow morning... shhhh...
Oh, you're just backpaddling now. :D

Really? What for?
I'm lying..

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love053.gif
Ow. :(

I'm lying..
Awww. But we could have taken the train over to England and spied on Huw & Amy having sex while watching Star Trek!

After the wc is over?! :eek: strange woman.
My husband is meeting me there.

i just learned that the strangers with candy movie (http://strangerswithcandymovie.com/) is coming out soon

Haha! Colbert: "It's French bitch!"

Something about Colbert being a gay makes me laugh.:D ;)

Oh, you're just backpaddling now. :D
oh ok... *imagines gratuitous sex-scene with ruffy and a large badger*


mmmm....... ;)

Ow. :( Well, next time keep your hands to yourself, buster. Or at least let them wander more subtly. ;)

*whispers* i'm guessing he won't be able to actually make it all the way over to hampshire by tomorrow morning... shhhh...
*gets a plane ticket*

Awww. But we could have taken the train over to England and spied on Huw & Amy having sex while watching Star Trek!
One of these days..

*gets a plane ticket*
:eek:

*locks door*

Haha! Colbert: "It's French bitch!"

Something about Colbert being a gay makes me laugh.:D ;)


"its what lincoln would have watched"


hopefully this movie is as good as the show was.

Lol, I just learned what todger is British slang for. :D

oh ok... *imagines gratuitous sex-scene with ruffy and a large badger*


mmmm....... ;)
Maybe I shouldn't come over tomorrow :eek: :p

Oh, and, badgers? What happened to pidgeons?? :p I guess you like to keep up a nice varied participation in bestiality...... (ewwwwwwwwwwww :P)

:eek:

*locks door*


*gets screwdriver, breaks lock*

*grabs lawnchair and some popcorn*

this should get interesting.

Well, next time keep your hands to yourself, buster. Or at least let them wander more subtly. ;)I do let them wander subtly. That emoticon is a total misrepresentation of my style. ;)

*leaves thread in disgrace* :p

I do let them wander subtly. That emoticon is a total misrepresentation of my style. ;)
You'll have to show me so I can pick a better smiley next time. (ugh, cheeeeeesy - but oh so true *fluttering eyelashes*)

oh ok... *imagines gratuitous sex-scene with ruffy and a large badger*


mmmm....... ;)
Ruffy (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/fuckIFiKnow/b21c33df.jpg) + Badger (http://www.highwaygirl.com/archive/badger.gif) = Love (http://www.dhm.de/lemo/objekte/pict/BiographieThatcherMargaret_photoPortraitThatcher/200.jpg)?

*leaves thread in disgrace* :p


whats this about?

Ruffy (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/fuckIFiKnow/b21c33df.jpg) + Badger (http://www.highwaygirl.com/archive/badger.gif) = Love (http://www.dhm.de/lemo/objekte/pict/BiographieThatcherMargaret_photoPortraitThatcher/200.jpg)?
Now that's just hot. *fans self*

Ruffy (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/fuckIFiKnow/b21c33df.jpg) + Badger (http://www.highwaygirl.com/archive/badger.gif) = Love (http://www.dhm.de/lemo/objekte/pict/BiographieThatcherMargaret_photoPortraitThatcher/200.jpg)?


i just learned that ruffy plus a badger equals margaret thatcher.

You'll have to show me so I can pick a better smiley next time. (ugh, cheeeeeesy - but oh so true *fluttering eyelashes*)I don't know where you live, and there's usually no cameras around when I'm ... er... Chocolate? :D

*leaves thread in disgrace* :p
*sets up tripod*

Ruffy (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/fuckIFiKnow/b21c33df.jpg) + Badger (http://www.highwaygirl.com/archive/badger.gif) = Love (http://www.dhm.de/lemo/objekte/pict/BiographieThatcherMargaret_photoPortraitThatcher/200.jpg)?
lol Badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, mushroom mushroom!

*sets up tripod*

what you takin a picture of? i want doubles!

I don't know where you live, and there's usually no cameras around when I'm ... er... Chocolate? :D
Well, with the right incentive I just might tell you...;) till then, I'd love some chocolate, thank you. :D

Ruffy (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/fuckIFiKnow/b21c33df.jpg)
looks like you're enjoying a good ol' badger-blowjob right there ;)


*ignores picture of that vile woman*

i just learned that ruffy plus a badger equals margaret thatcher.
sigged :D

Now that's just hot. *fans self*
*whispers in german to WYTYG*

*leaves thread in disgrace* :p
As if you're any better! You've somehow wangled me sex to Star Trek with a bagder, Ruffy and a camera! :eek: :p :D (and Thatcher! :eek: )

looks like you're enjoying a good ol' badger-blowjob right there ;)


*ignores picture of that vile woman*


sigged :D

woohoo! i dont think i've ever been sigged before, where is it?

Well, with the right incentive I just might tell you...;) till then, I'd love some chocolate, thank you. :DI can only bring you chocolate if you tell me where you live... :p
And there's some nice Hershy's syrup you can buy here...

what you takin a picture of? i want doubles!
Will do.

*looks out window*

Hm..

*gets non-porn-quality camera*

WYTYG point Huw Metal in the direction of the photo thread. *nods*

*runs off*

Will do.

*looks out window*

Hm..

*gets non-porn-quality camera*

WYTYG point Huw Metal in the direction of the photo thread. *nods*

*runs off*


great i was looking for more pics to post on www.blackmailNS.com

looks like you're enjoying a good ol' badger-blowjob right there ;)


*ignores picture of that vile woman*
;)

Thatcher is hot..

As if you're any better! You've somehow wangled me sex to Star Trek with a bagder, Ruffy and a camera! :eek: :p :D (and Thatcher! :eek: )
just another fun night in if you ask me ;)

don't forget the pigeons too... *cough* :p

woohoo! i dont think i've ever been sigged before, where is it?
its right here (http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/quotesframeset.htm)

its right here (http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/quotesframeset.htm)


nice. right on top of the list too.....

just another fun night in if you ask me ;)

don't forget the pigeons too... *cough* :p
Do you mind if I steal some of that chicken satay, there?

*whispers in german to WYTYG**bursts out laughing*

I can only bring you chocolate if you tell me where you live... :p
And there's some nice Hershy's syrup you can buy here...
Damn, true, didn't think that one through. Meh, who needs chocolate anyway? :p Well, Hershey's tastes horrible, but that certainly shouldn't keep you from licking it off pertinent places...

*bursts out laughing*
*turns into black and white*

Say, my cousin was in Berlin, got me a little chunk of the wall, I don't know where it got to.. send me another one.

Do you mind if I steal some of that chicken satay, there?
sure :)

home-made sauce and all *cough*

*shiftyeyes*

sure :)

home-made sauce and all *cough*

*shiftyeyes*

Ew.

sure :)

home-made sauce and all *cough*

*shiftyeyes*
Oh dear Margaret!

*pulls hair out of mouth*

*clogs toilet*

*turns into black and white*

Say, my cousin was in Berlin, got me a little chunk of the wall, I don't know where it got to.. send me another one.
Sure.

*picks up random pebble in courtyard*

Here you go - that's at least as authentic as the one you had.

You're welcome. :)

This thread catches me between disgust and delight.... I love it :D

Sure.

*picks up random pebble in courtyard*

Here you go - that's at least as authentic as the one you had.

You're welcome. :)
Mine had blue paint on it :(

This thread catches me between disgust and delight.... I love it :D
Perfect mix :)

This thread catches me between disgust and delight.... I love it :D

Between delight and disgust in the dictionary you will find dementia.

Ive learned where to find dementia today.

Mine had blue paint on it :(


WYTYG sent one from the inner wall. Not the tacky graffilthied outer wall.

You are lucky

Mine had blue paint on it :(
Here ya go. :)

http://www.sonoma.edu/pubs/sculpture1/rockweb.jpg

WYTYG sent one from the inner wall. Not the tacky graffilthied outer wall.

You are lucky
Oh, erm, right, right. <.<
You're lucky, Ruffy. Just disregard the silly picture above. Inner wall, that's the ticket. <.<

I hate you.

I hate you.
No, you don't. :)

No, you don't. :)
:rolleyes:

No, you don't. :)


"Do not" is snappier:p ;)

"Do not" is snappier:p ;)
you know.......I think WYTYG could seriously damage you I wouldn't mess with her......

*runs away*

I learned that some people think the government had nothing to do with Columbine, and/or it wasn't the fault of the school system. Ha!

you know.......I think WYTYG could seriously damage you I wouldn't mess with her......

*runs away*

I wouldnt mess with her for real-like. She'd stomp me like a bunny. The snappier bit from me is just a tag-back from an earlier exchange I had with baguetten during which WYTYG advised me on a snappier way to say "No, it isn't"

I learned that some people think the government had nothing to do with Columbine, and/or it wasn't the fault of the school system. Ha!


I need tinfoil....NOW!

you know.......I think WYTYG could seriously damage you I wouldn't mess with her......

*runs away*
She's nothin but puppy.

She's nothin buy puppy.

Takes 4 giant sideways steps away from Ruffy who seems to be attempting to draw fire or commit suicide.

Takes 4 giant sideways steps away from Ruffy who seems to be attempting to draw fire or commit suicide.
*pinches WYTYG's cheeks*

Aww you so cute!

Yes you are!

Awww!

aw man, i was expecting this thread to be... like... 20 pages longer by now :eek:


edit: i learned today that NS's best spammers aren't quite as spammy as i previously thought :(

aw man, i was expecting this thread to be... like... 20 pages longer by now :eek:


edit: i learned today that NS's best spammers aren't quite as spammy as i previously thought :(
It's a slow day :(

I learned that when pregnant you're not supposed to eat eggs, or anything with eggs in (including mayonnaise)

This is what I come back to?
you know.......I think WYTYG could seriously damage you I wouldn't mess with her......

*runs away*
I wouldnt mess with her for real-like. She'd stomp me like a bunny.
Takes 4 giant sideways steps away from Ruffy who seems to be attempting to draw fire or commit suicide.

:eek: But... I'm... I'm... She's nothin but puppy.
...exactically!

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/chichi1.jpg

^ Puppy. That's me. I'm awfully shy, too. *nod* :)


Ruffy is the only one who can look into my soul. :fluffle:
But this is taking things too far:
*pinches WYTYG's cheeks*

Aww you so cute!

Yes you are!

Awww!
:mad: *flies into puppy rage and bites Ruffy's ankle*

I learned that Asian acrobats are damn sexy.

...did I just say that out loud?

Ruffy is the only one who can look into my soul. :fluffle:
But this is taking things too far:

:mad: *flies into puppy rage and bites Ruffy's ankle*
*chuckles*

*chuckles*
*starts chewing* :D

*starts chewing* :D
*kicks puppy*

It's a slow day :(
ah its ok, i know you're good for it really :p :fluffle:

*kicks puppy*
I have learned that Il Ruffino is any evil, evil person who would even kick sweet, helpless puppies. Who are shy.

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/chichi1.jpg

^ Sweet, helpless puppy. Who is shy.

:(

ah its ok, i know you're good for it really :p :fluffle:
:)

I learned from the best :p

I'm aware that this thread probably went off topic pages ago but today I learn how to do an extended screw roll.

A cookie to anyone who knows what it is.

I have learned that Il Ruffino is any evil, evil person who would even kick sweet, helpless puppies. Who are shy.

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/chichi1.jpg

^ Sweet, helpless puppy. Who is shy.

:(

Must....resist.....urge...to....animate

I'm aware that this thread probably went off topic pages ago but today I learn how to do an extended screw roll.

A cookie to anyone who knows what it is.
Don't you do that in Kayaking (sp?)?

I'm aware that this thread probably went off topic pages ago but today I learn how to do an extended screw roll.

A cookie to anyone who knows what it is.
If I knew what it was I'd certainly know how to do it. :)

And we're totally still on topic.

I just learned that I don't know what an "extended screw roll" is. I've also learned that the more you repeat "extended screw roll", the dirtier it sounds. :)

I'm aware that this thread probably went off topic pages ago but today I learn how to do an extended screw roll.

A cookie to anyone who knows what it is.


aerobatics or aerobics?

Must....resist.....urge...to....animateIndeed you must. *stern glance*

I just learned that I don't know what an "extended screw roll" is. I've also learned that the more you repeat "extended screw roll", the dirtier it sounds. :)
:eek: :D

Don't you do that in Kayaking (sp?)?

Well done, have a cookie.

http://fantes.com/images/pinwheel_cookie_cutters.jpg

I've now extended my number of rolls to four and I'm damn smug about it.

*stern glance*


Is that a nautical term?

Well done, have a cookie.

I've now extended my number of rolls to four and I'm damn smug about it.
Well done! Never done it myself, but my friend raves about it. Keeps trying to get me to go... hmm maybe one day.

And yay, a cookie!!! :D

Is that a nautical term?

Click me :) (http://inter.scoutnet.org/cgi-bin/semanim?font=font0&text=No+but+a+kick+in+the+aft+would+be)

I learned this.

http://staff.imsa.edu/science/astro/blackbody/index.html

Well done! Never done it myself, but my friend raves about it. Keeps trying to get me to go... hmm maybe one day.

And yay, a cookie!!! :D

It's great fun. I'm currently learning to be an instructor so I get to combine the joys of kayaking with the satisfaction of getting kids to do someting they never dreamed they could at the start of the day.....and then getting drunk with the other adults.

Click me :) (http://inter.scoutnet.org/cgi-bin/semanim?font=font0&text=No+but+a+kick+in+the+aft+would+be)


EEK Ive been semafored!

:(
Hmm (http://www.sierratradingpost.com/eccStoreFront/stp/product_images/74497/F_74497_1.jpg) + Awww (http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/chichi1.jpg) = Ooooops! (http://www.thealpinegarden.com/grave.gif)

Hmm (http://www.sierratradingpost.com/eccStoreFront/stp/product_images/74497/F_74497_1.jpg) + Awww (http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/chichi1.jpg) = Ooooops! (http://www.thealpinegarden.com/grave.gif)

Hmm (http://www.arcadeshopper.com/mame/images/hammer.jpg) + Awww (http://www.wines.cz/obr.asp?obr=22091697) = Ooooops! (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y183/merman13/Food/WineFair/WineSpill1.jpg) :)

Hmm (http://www.arcadeshopper.com/mame/images/hammer.jpg) + Awww (http://www.wines.cz/obr.asp?obr=22091697) = Ooooops! (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y183/merman13/Food/WineFair/WineSpill1.jpg) :)
:eek:

:gundge:

I learned how to make new tabs on Firefox... I know i'm stupid.:D

I also learned that Fußballweltmeisterschaft means World Cup in Deutsche. I love German, but it can get real weird

I learned that if it starts bleeding, it means your picking it too much.


......or not enough.

I learned that if it starts bleeding, it means your picking it too much.


......or not enough.
I learned that Minoritee is human.

This is what I come back to?




:eek: But... I'm... I'm...
...exactically!

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/chichi1.jpg

^ Puppy. That's me. I'm awfully shy, too. *nod* :)


Ruffy is the only one who can look into my soul. :fluffle:
But this is taking things too far:

:mad: *flies into puppy rage and bites Ruffy's ankle*
I always considered you more of a sex kitten than a puppy. :)
:fluffle:

Today I learned that when the Child Support Department expects to be paid, you are not allowed any benefit of time to gather resources -hence charges of interest in ridiculous amounts. However, when they make a mistake and have to pay you, you must give them some time to pull their resources together. :headbang:

I learned that Minoritee is human.


you doubted my humanity?!?!?!?!? :p

I learned that watching futurama (a pharoah to remember) is still very funny the 50th time around..

Today I learned that when the Child Support Department expects to be paid, you are not allowed any benefit of time to gather resources -hence charges of interest in ridiculous amounts. However, when they make a mistake and have to pay you, you must give them some time to pull their resources together. :headbang:
That sucks Grainne! *hug*

I also learned that not being able to sleep when you have a lot of stuff to the next day really sucks.

I learned that watching futurama (a pharoah to remember) is still very funny the 50th time around..
ditto that for series 3 family guy :P

that homophobia is just as prevalent in todays society as it has ever been

makes me sad why people have to get hung up on the way others chose to live their life

I've learned, happily, that the piece of sh*t my state has for head of state senate hearings is NOT going to pursue a certain election and is citing the classic copout of "wanting to spend more time with the kids".
His own septic nature finally passed his ankles, and he dropped his keys.
*booyaa*

I've learned, happily, that the piece of sh*t my state has for head of state senate hearings is NOT going to pursue a certain election and is citing the classic copout of "wanting to spend more time with the kids".
His own septic nature finally passed his ankles, and he dropped his keys.
*booyaa*

did you punch the air when you said 'booya'? :D

I always considered you more of a sex kitten than a puppy. :)
:fluffle:
:eek: :fluffle: And to think that that was already the sexiest puppy I could find. :p

Erm, that came out really wrong. <.< But you get the idea... ;p

I learned that lighting a cigarette on a stove, while easy, is not advised, due to the heat from the burner making your face really really hot.

ditto that for series 3 family guy :P


I learned that Pure Metal enjoys Family Guy almost as much as he enjoys Star Trek;) I wonder what TV show he hasn't had sex to.:eek:

I've learned that I can procrastinate to such an exten that I bore myself to death.

I've also learned that there are no fluff threads around today that make me want to post in them and that I can't think of any new ones either.

I'm learning that these two factors combined are making me very sad.

I have learned today that thanks to my tattoos I am a Flaming Green Tea Flavored Harlot.

I'll use that as a nick someday.

I've learned that I can procrastinate to such an exten that I bore myself to death.

I've also learned that there are no fluff threads around today that make me want to post in them and that I can't think of any new ones either.

I'm learning that these two factors combined are making me very sad.

*pats head*

:fluffle:


Now get busy you!

Or help think of a nice fluff thread.

Ive learned how to make up interesting factoids today

I have learned today that thanks to my tattoos I am a Flaming Green Tea Flavored Harlot.

I'll use that as a nick someday.


Flaming Green Tea?

If this has alcohol involved Im for it.

I learned that mommy wants me to start driving.

Bloody fuck!

I learned that mommy wants me to start driving.


Has she lost her senses? Setting you free on the streets at the controls of a powered vehicle?!?!?!?;) ;)

Flaming Green Tea?

If this has alcohol involved Im for it.

Sake?

Has she lost her senses? Setting you free on the streets at the controls of a powered vehicle?!?!?!?;) ;)
She wants me to get a job too!

The crazy woman.

Sake?

If it is warmed then yes, please.

She wants me to get a job too!




WHAT?!?!?!?

Does she not understand how much that will cut into your internet quality time?

*pats head*

:fluffle:


Now get busy you!

Or help think of a nice fluff thread.
Thanks for the fluffle. =)

Getting busy is out of the question, for mental reasons.

And believe me, I've been thinking alright. *sigh*


Well, at least I live far enough away to not be run over by Ruffy. *snickers.

She wants me to get a job too!
Job = more money = more weed.

^ made that equation especially for you. :)

WHAT?!?!?!?

Does she not understand how much that will cut into your internet quality time?
I KNOW!

She's a damned nazi facist!

Well, at least I live far enough away to not be run over by Ruffy. *snickers.

I only live 3000 miles away with no oceans in between.

I am in the yellow alert zone.

Does she not understand how much that will cut into your internet quality time?
She should learn about priorities...

Job = more money = more weed.

^ made that equation especially for you. :)
Why can't I just live off my parents?!

I KNOW!

She's a damned nazi facist!

There oughta be a law!

If it is warmed then yes, please.

Well, the image of me getting bathed in green tea, then in sake and then setting myself in fire is not pleasant. You will have to settle with my skin's warmth on that sake, then.

Why can't I just live off my parents?!

Exactly! Why screw up a good system like this?

Well, the image of me getting bathed in green tea, then in sake and then setting myself in fire is not pleasant. You will have to settle with my skin's warmth on that sake, then.

Wow I was just mooching drinks and we've escalated to skin.
You are alright!

There oughta be a law!
exactly!

I only live 3000 miles away with no oceans in between.

I am in the yellow alert zone.
Yellow? *snorts* Methinks you haven't seen him swerve yet.

Exactly! Why screw up a good system like this?
*gets drunk*

Yellow? *snorts* Methinks you haven't seen him swerve yet.

*gets drunk*

Orange alert now

Well, at least I live far enough away to not be run over by Ruffy. *snickers.Ah, yes. Rub it in.

duh i forgot to put in what i learned.

I learned that more people prefer skill than beauty when it comes to oral sex.

Depends in if you look down or not...

Yellow? *snorts* Methinks you haven't seen him swerve yet.
Was that a fat joke??

:upyours:

*Rubs it in*

:eek:

*Rubs it in*

:eek:
No! Not you!

Depends in if you look down or not...

Even that depends on which direction down is

Ah, yes. Rub it in.
Whaa? What am I rubbing in now? :confused: Also you left me lying there alone with the Hershey's syrup last night, I'm not talking to you anymore. :p

Was that a fat joke??
:upyours:
Er... no? Maybe it's the language barrier but I don't even see a fat joke in that if I try. :confused:


You people confuse me. >.<

:


You people confuse me. >.<

Is that some sorta fat reference?


P.S. I think Ive found a fluff thread.

Even that depends on which direction down is

Indeed...you can be looking up, to the sides, to both sides if you are kinky enough...

Whaa? What am I rubbing in now? :confused: Also you left me lying there alone with the Hershey's syrup last night, I'm not talking to you anymore. :p You could check the time on my last post yesterday and compare it to the closing hours of my university library... ;)

No! Not you!
Yes! ME!! :D

...

Why not me?

Er... no? Maybe it's the language barrier but I don't even see a fat joke in that if I try. :confused:


You people confuse me. >.<
You people? YOU PEOPLE?!

So now fat people are a totaly different race than you?

Yes! ME!! :D

...

Why not me?
I haven't seen any pictures of you or your cleavage yet, that's why.

P.S. I think Ive found a fluff thread.Yeah, but I don't necessarily want to read about people picking their nose, thank you very much. Not exactly my idea of a good time, you might say. :p

You could check the time on my last post yesterday and compare it to the closing hours of my university library... ;) Bah, excuses, excuses. *dismissive hand gesture* :p

You people? YOU PEOPLE?!

So now fat people are a totaly different race than you?Excuse me, just because I'm thin doesn't mean I'm nonexistant and that you were the only one that comment was directed to... :(

Bah, excuses, excuses. *dismissive hand gesture* :pIt's a damn good one though... ;)

Excuse me, just because I'm thin doesn't mean I'm nonexistant and that you were the only one that comment was directed to... :(
I think WYTYG needs to learn some manors.

Excuse me, just because I'm thin doesn't mean I'm nonexistant and that you were the only one that comment was directed to... :(
^ what he said, although it galls me to say I included Laerod in any kind of comment I made. Must have been slipping.

Also - Ruffy, you're so cute when you get mad. *giggles*

It's a damn good one though... ;)
Will you be making 10,000 today, sir?

I think WYTYG needs to learn some manors.
Oooh, good idea! How about this one (http://www.beauharnais.sk/images/Harlaxton%20Manor%207.jpg)?

It's a damn good one though... ;)
Meh, I've had better. *huffs*

I haven't seen any pictures of you or your cleavage yet, that's why.
:eek:

Did you want to?? Nobody has asked me for such pictures before...

Yeah, but I don't necessarily want to read about people picking their nose, thank you very much. Not exactly my idea of a good time, you might say. :p



OK howzabout a "What is your favorite kind of toast?" thread?

Or "Who is the fluffiest NSer?" thread

Or "What is the best eye and shoe color?" thread

No scratch the eye color it'll turn into a race thread in 5 posts.

Shoe color is about a 50/50 chance of turning into a sexual preference thread too.

I think WYTYG needs to learn some manors.She needs to be taught a harsh lesson. :D
Will you be making 10,000 today, sir?I have more than 2 hours time... Maybe. We'll see. Can't wait to get my very own spam forum... :)

:eek:

Did you want to?? Nobody has asked me for such pictures before...
That's the other reason why not :p

Oooh, good idea! How about this one (http://www.beauharnais.sk/images/Harlaxton%20Manor%207.jpg)?

Too posh and imposing. People might think a person there was pretentious or something

Meh, I've had better. *huffs*How can you say that if you've never tried me in the first place?

Also - Ruffy, you're so cute when you get mad. *giggles*
Cranberries just came on tv, I have decided to forgive ye.

OK howzabout a "What is your favorite kind of toast?" thread? Nah, too easy to misunderstand. Like, do you mean what kind of bread- rye, wheat, whatever? Or do you mean the stuff to put on toasted bread - ham, cheese, whatever?
See? Too complicated. Also, it made me hungry. I hate you now.


Or "Who is the fluffiest NSer?" thread
Nah, too incomprehensible. Define "fluffy". And define it in a way that makes it 100% clear that it has nothing to do with using fluffles.
See? Sucks.

Or "What is the best eye and shoe color?" thread

No scratch the eye color it'll turn into a race thread in 5 posts.

Shoe color is about a 50/50 chance of turning into a sexual preference thread too.
Yep, you know it.


None of these ideas live up to decent fluff thread standards. Next!

That's the other reason why not :p
:confused: I'm a bit confused and a bit scared...

It's refreshing! :D

How can you say that if you've never tried me in the first place?
Female intuition. :D

Oooh, good idea! How about this one (http://www.beauharnais.sk/images/Harlaxton%20Manor%207.jpg)?
No. Burn in Hell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Norway).

She needs to be taught a harsh lesson. :D
I have more than 2 hours time... Maybe. We'll see. Can't wait to get my very own spam forum... :)
Spanks and such.

I'll get the booze!

No. Burn in Hell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Norway).
It's a better place then Michigan...

It's a better place then Michigan...Is it? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan)

Female intuition. :DFemale intuition based on posts you've read on an internet forum? Maybe I should start collecting letters of recommendation... :D

Is it? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan)
It is... :cool:

Also, it made me hungry. I hate you now.



I often have that effect on ladies

Back to threads

Cars and such are out due to global warming.

Dont get me started on politics religion or morality.

That leaves ...um....


give me a sec.....




EUREKA!


"What is your favorite furry critter?"

"Do penguins have toenails and if they do how do they trim them?"

I often have that effect on ladies
Them getting hungry or them starting to hate you?


"What is your favorite furry critter?"
Hmm, let's see...

Infantile? Check.
Pointless? Check.
Done before? Check.

Not looking good. But wait..

An excuse to post as many random pics of puppies, bunnies, and kitties as humanly possible? Check.

Okay, you're in. Hop to it, I say.

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/sproinger.jpg

And don't forget the 56k warning. :D

Spanks and such.

I'll get the booze!
Well, I'll take the booze, but you can keep the spanks, thank you very much.


Female intuition based on posts you've read on an internet forum? Maybe I should start collecting letters of recommendation... :D You know, I hate to tell you, but I don't think you're going about this the right way. Unless you want me to throw a jealous hissy fit. Then you're doing great. :D

...and don't forget the fluffles either :p

You know, I hate to tell you, but I don't think you're going about this the right way. Unless you want me to throw a jealous hissy fit. Then you're doing great. :DEh, it's that time of year again... I'll snap out of it in a couple of days ;)

Eh, it's that time of year again... I'll snap out of it in a couple of days ;)
Oh my - your libido is connected to the World Cup? :eek:

Damn, that must be some harsh, harsh four years every time inbetween.

Eh, it's that time of year again... I'll snap out of it in a couple of days ;)
What? It's not Christmas, what are you on about? :confused:

What? It's not Christmas, what are you on about? :confused:
*giggles*

Oh my - your libido is connected to the World Cup? :eek:

Damn, that must be some harsh, harsh four years every time inbetween.Nah. Not quite that. I'm feeling better about that.