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Okay i was going to try this thread out here. I've done this before in an old forum way back....


Let's try to prove that NS isn't just a waste of time (not that is, but anyway)
why doesnt every poster put on here something they learned today. Whether it be something thought provoking and insightful, or just something downright ridiculous.....whatever the hell it is that you learned put it here!

*EDIT* and if this thread goes into the next day, then say what you learned then. make this EPIC!

Wonder if this will go well...... *keeps fingers crossed*

duh i forgot to put in what i learned.

I learned that more people prefer skill than beauty when it comes to oral sex.

I learned that enthusiasm counts during oral. Thought provoking...

I can't remember..

There are ignoramuses somewhere who make "1776 new york time" pictures.

i learned that my gf is simply fantastic and truly lovely :)
but then i "learn" that every day ;) :fluffle:



also learned i might have another abscess in a very painful area and its been making me ill :-S (not a good thing to learn :()

I can't remember..


figures. put down the yuengling and think man!

Designated Marksman is a gun toting moron!

That Estonia calls itself Eestie. (or something like that). Not particularly useful, but something.

I learned that Allers doesn't know who Marilyn Manson is.

I learned that the sheer irrationality of some people never ceases to amaze me. Then again, I kinda knew that already.

I learned that I am not as strange as I previously thought, and also why I have an obsession with the number 4.

ooh ooh, i learned there's a band here in britain called the Arctic Monkeys... who i've never heard of :)

I learned that the sheer irrationality of some people never ceases to amaze me. Then again, I kinda knew that already.


i was about to say this is NS....irrationality is expected.

figures. put down the yuengling and think man!
Gah!

Hrm.


I learned.. Cluich.. lived in PA..

I learned that WYTYG has some incredible cleavage.

No, wait...that wasn't today...

i learned that my gf is simply fantastic and truly lovely :)
but then i "learn" that every day ;) :fluffle:
Awwww :) :fluffle:

also learned i might have another abscess in a very painful area and its been making me ill :-S (not a good thing to learn :()
But better to learn and be able to deal with it sooner rather than later *nods*
You know I'll be here to do the little that I can, because I love you :) :fluffle:

ooh ooh, i learned there's a band here in britain called the Arctic Monkeys... who i've never heard of :)
I don't think you want to..... :p

I've learned that theres people in Britain who don't know who the Arctic Monkeys are.


Lucky bastards!

Gah!

Hrm.


I learned.. Cluich.. lived in PA..


i thought it wasnt PA but pennsauken

I learned that WYTYG has some incredible cleavage.

No, wait...that wasn't today...


technically it is today, because she still has the wonderful clevage

ooh ooh, i learned there's a band here in britain called the Arctic Monkeys... who i've never heard of :)
That's...quite impressive. Do you own a tv or radio?

I learned that...not sure I've learned anything actually. Nothing interesting enough for me to remember, anyway.

i thought it wasnt PA but pennsauken


You are correct, sir. South Jersey it was.

Awwww :) :fluffle:


But better to learn and be able to deal with it sooner rather than later *nods*
You know I'll be here to do the little that I can, because I love you :) :fluffle:
:) :fluffle: (i mean it :)) you amaze me every day :P


and quite true... the doctors said last year it might come back so its not a huge surprise really. just don't want to go to the hospital again :(

I've learned that theres people in Britain who don't know who the Arctic Monkeys are.


Lucky bastards!
lol! :p

it's early - I barely learned that Ken Lay died of a heart attack.

I also learned that :fluffle: is :fluffle: is :fluffle: thru a very complicated mathimatical equation written upside down on the surface of the moons interior

I learned that some folks are going to be completely psychotic about a simple game, no matter how much their tirades sound like Teutonic propaganda from the mid-1930s.

I also learned that for every bearer of psychosis here, there is a bearer of knowledge, joy, fun and ass-kicking arguments.

Respect to Grave_n_Idle, Sinuhue, The Cat-Tribe, Whereyouthinkyougoing, Cluichistan and even grudgingly to Deep Kimchi.

EDIT: One more thing, I learned that that non-US folks who can actually separate UN people from US politics really exist. It's restored my desire to travel abroad, no kidding. Thanks, folks.

I learned that the sheer irrationality of some people never ceases to amaze me. Then again, I kinda knew that already.

HEY!

I always talk nice about you!

I learned that a little habanero sauce in mac and cheese is good. A bunch of habanero sauce in mac and cheese is bad.

You are correct, sir. South Jersey it was.


i mean its so close to philly it might as well be pa, but its jersey and they can keep all of it to themselves.



and i swear i will KILL the next person who calls camden a part of philly. :p

I myself have learned that sometimes people can agree a fair amount, but words get in the way and confuse stuff... :p

And that me and Huw rock together :) :fluffle:

(Oh, and that I'm a strange strange person who likes clearing her room out.... :p)

i mean its so close to philly it might as well be pa, but its jersey and they can keep all of it to themselves.



and i swear i will KILL the next person who calls camden a part of philly. :p

Camden is Philly's armpit.

Camden is Philly's armpit.


more like phillys ejaculatory runoff

i was about to say this is NS....irrationality is expected.
Yes, but I also learned that at times the irrationality can be so fucking stubborn and pervasive that it will be thisclose to giving me a brain seizure.


I also learned that PM has never heard of the Arctic Monkeys! :eek: PM! Everybody has heard of the Arctic Monkeys! And you even live in the Country of Hype. *disbelieving stare*

Camden is Philly's armpit.
There's armpits everywhere. California's is either Bakersfield or Fresno, depending on whether the person you ask is from...well, you get the idea. Even Fresno has an armpit. Clovis.

That's...quite impressive. Do you own a tv or radio?

yup, but i've become pretty adept at avoiding popular culture/music :cool:

who likes clearing her room out.... :p)
crazy (hamhair!) lady :p

i thought it wasnt PA but pennsauken
I learned that I hate this thread :D

HEY!

I always talk nice about you!

Oh, and I also learned today that Not bad makes the bestest dead bunny animations. :)

:) :fluffle: (i mean it :)) you amaze me every day :P


and quite true... the doctors said last year it might come back so its not a huge surprise really. just don't want to go to the hospital again :(

:fluffle: :) (awwww! :P :-) *hugs*)

Well, hopefully knowing about it, and fairly early will make that less likely or a better experience than last time at least *nods*

I found out the dictionary definitions of "Homoiousian" (one holding that Jesus the Son and God the Father were of similar but not of the same substance, basically an Arian) and "Homoousian" (one who follows the Council of Nicea's formulation that Jesus the Son was consubstantial with God the Father). I was going to toss this into the "Evidence of God's Existence" thread but decided no one would get it. It hasn't been that big a topic since the 4th century. But I do understand the differences now. :D

Yes, but I also learned that at times the irrationality can be so fucking stubborn and pervasive that it will be thisclose to giving me a brain seizure.


like the song says "dont let the bastards get you down".


I also learned that PM has never heard of the Arctic Monkeys! :eek: PM! Everybody has heard of the Arctic Monkeys! And you even live in the Country of Hype. *disbelieving stare*


who the hell are the artic monkeys?

yup, but i've become pretty adept at avoiding popular culture/music :cool:
If not for my art lessons being filled with Radio 1, I would be pretty damn good at that too, and generally I am....


crazy (hamhair!) lady :p
Haha, that continually cracks me up! :p

I've also learned that people act in a strangely excessive state of surprise when someone doesn't bother acknowledging the crap of the mainstream... :p

I learned that I hate this thread :D


I learned that you learned nothing today.

more like phillys ejaculatory runoff
I have this feeling that if Philly bids for the olympics, Camden will be the actual place where the events will be held.

Camden is Philly's attic.... no.. basement.

Today I learned that popping a zit in the morning right before work ensures that it will become huge and horrible all day, not to be discovered until I come home 8 hours later.

I learned that you learned nothing today.
Tell me what you decided to eat and I will have learned something. :)

I learned that Obsessive Compulsive Disorder is a hell of a lot worse than most people think it is...

I have this feeling that if Philly bids for the olympics, Camden will be the actual place where the events will be held.

Camden is Philly's attic.... no.. basement.


a murky basement and all thats in it is a school, and a concert hall.

Today I learned that popping a zit in the morning right before work ensures that it will become huge and horrible all day, not to be discovered until I come home 8 hours later.
Oh, wow, yeah, never do that! Deepest sympathies!

I learned that Obsessive Compulsive Disorder is a hell of a lot worse than most people think it is...
Indeed. I've never been one to joke about it, and always taken it seriously, but I never realised the extent of it on day-to-day life.

a murky basement and all thats in it is a school, and a concert hall.
And an aquarium, and a big boat :p

Oh, and I also learned today that Not bad makes the bestest dead bunny animations. :)

I love making animations.

I made one for a friend on another forum celebrating 3500 posts



http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/2017/35008lu.gif

And an aquarium, and a big boat :p

fuck the aquarium, id rather go to baltimore.

and i forgot about that boat.

I just now learned that Rhaomi is the one I always confuse with Terrorist Cakes because their sigs are so similar.

I love making animations.

I made one for a friend on another forum celebrating 3500 posts



is there a good free program for making animated gifs?

I love making animations.

I made one for a friend on another forum celebrating 3500 posts

- snip epilepsy causing thingy -
Remember the brain seizures I was talking about upthread? Yes? Good, because this is giving me one. :p

Oh, wow, yeah, never do that! Deepest sympathies!

Thanks. Too bad I can't help it cause of this damn Obsessive Compulsive Disorder... ;)

I just now learned that Rhaomi is the one I always confuse with Terrorist Cakes because their sigs are so similar.
I've just learned I make the same mistakes with sigs as WYTYG does....

I have also learned that in the past few days there have been many many threads about ann coulter, and i still dont know who she is.

fuck the aquarium, id rather go to baltimore.

and i forgot about that boat.
Meh, fine.

How could you forget the boat?!

is there a good free program for making animated gifs?

Im not sure
I use animation shop 3 that came with paint shop pro8 and Solid Works if it is something serious

Ive got Macromedia MX but havent knuckled down and learned to use it yet.

I have also learned that in the past few days there have been many many threads about ann coulter, and i still dont know who she is.
Oh my god.

Meh, fine.

How could you forget the boat?!


with penns landing who needs to stare at a big boat in camden?

Oh my god.


i also really didnt read any of the threads either.

Im not sure
I use animation shop 3 that came with paint shop pro8 and Solid Works if it is something serious

Ive got Macromedia MX but havent knuckled down and learned to use it yet.


i used to have PSP but a virus took out the hard drive and i dont have the disc anymore :mad:

Thanks. Too bad I can't help it cause of this damn Obsessive Compulsive Disorder... ;)
Consider the company you're in with OCD, though (this is from Wikipedia's article):


David Beckham, an English footballer who plays for Real Madrid and is captain of the English national team.
Harrison Ford, an Academy Award-nominated American actor.
Paul Gascoigne, aka Gazza, a former English football player, notorious for his colourful character in the game.
Howard Hughes, an aviator, an engineer, an industrialist, a movie producer, a playboy, an eccentric and one of the wealthiest people in the world.
Marc Summers, an American television personality, best known for hosting the children's game show Double Dare on Nickelodeon.
A large proportion of the great philosophers seem to have also suffered from some of the symptoms. The most extreme case was Immanuel Kant.

with penns landing who needs to stare at a big boat in camden?
With Arch street who needs Penns Landing? :p

Remember the brain seizures I was talking about upthread? Yes? Good, because this is giving me one. :p


:eek: OOPS!

I learned that many consider Murray Rothbard to have been the last truly influential philosopher

I've just learned I make the same mistakes with sigs as WYTYG does....
I've just learned that I'm trying to stay on topic so badly that I'll take the question I wanted to ask Glitziness and press it into the "I've just learned" pattern just to be able to ask her if she also has these compartments in her brain that make her remember names by prominent letters, so that she actually has caught herself confusing people like e.g. Desperate Measures and DesignatedMarksman before. :eek:

Go, convoluted phrasing! :p

i also really didnt read any of the threads either.
Gah, edit monster.

Ann Coulter is a righty ass.

With Arch street who needs Penns Landing? :p

which leads us back to the statement...fuck camden.

I relearned that people, when developing opinions, will inevitably base them on emotions and wishful thinking rather than on rational thought and facts.

I've just learned that I'm trying to stay on topic so badly that I'll take the question I wanted to ask Glitziness and press it into the "I've just learned" pattern just to be able to ask her if she also has these compartments in her brain that make her remember names by prominent letters, so that she actually has caught herself confusing people like e.g. Desperate Measures and DesignatedMarksman before. :eek:

Go, convoluted phrasing! :p


as long as im not confused with anyone then what does it matter :D

Gah, edit monster.

Ann Coulter is a righty ass.


ah. I knew i wasnt missing much by not reading those threads.

which leads us back to the statement...fuck camden.
Philly needs Camden!

I've just learned that I'm trying to stay on topic so badly that I'll take the question I wanted to ask Glitziness and press it into the "I've just learned" pattern just to be able to ask her if she also has these compartments in her brain that make her remember names by prominent letters, so that she actually has caught herself confusing people like e.g. Desperate Measures and DesignatedMarksman before. :eek:

Go, convoluted phrasing! :p

We are even now. I have just learned that you can construct a sentence in such a manner that it crimps my brain. My head hurts.

Philly needs Camden!


all philly needs is to rip the tweeter center out of the ground there and move it to philly, then camden is no longer needed.

also camden is needed to help keep the kevlar industry going for eons.

ah. I knew i wasnt missing much by not reading those threads.
If you knew who she was, I'd tell you to read these stories some guy wrote.

Philly needs Camden!


Like a cow needs wind-up chattering teeth

If you knew who she was, I'd tell you to read these stories some guy wrote.

The ones in that newspaper?

all philly needs is to rip the tweeter center out of the ground there and move it to philly, then camden is no longer needed.
I guess they could put it in south philly or west philly..

also camden is needed to help keep the kevlar industry going for eons.
Camden makes me sad.

I also learned that this thread is going a lot longer than i expected.


I guess they could put it in south philly or west philly..


Camden makes me sad.


its also the most dangerous city in the US above 2nd place atlanta according to some study last year. it was on CNN.

The ones in that newspaper?
No no.. the I fucked Ann Coulter up the ass stories.

I also learned that this thread is going a lot longer than i expected.
Ok I learned that some people are just too stupid to know what a great movie is.

We are even now. I have just learned that you can construct a sentence in such a manner that it crimps my brain. My head hurts.
Awww. I've just learned that Not bad should be glad he wasn't around when this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10632715&postcount=405)* was going on. :p


*seriously - how come I can find shit like that in a couple of minutes but can't remember where I put my wallet 5 minutes ago? :rolleyes:

Ok I learned that some people are just too stupid to know what a great movie is.


give it time people WILL understand jersey girl!!!!! [/RUFF] :eek:

its also the most dangerous city in the US above 2nd place atlanta according to some study last year. it was on CNN.
Stop with the damn edits!

Yeah I saw that too.. they really need to flip that city.

give it time people WILL understand jersey girl!!!!! [/RUFF] :eek:
:eek:
:sniper: :mp5:

I mean Requiem For a Dream.

I told someone to watch it and he said he didn't understand it and it's stupid.

It made me mad. Stupid anime freak.

NOW he's telling me he doesn't like Trainspotting.

I want to smack him :(

Awww. I've just learned that Not bad should be glad he wasn't around when this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10632715&postcount=405)* was going on. :p


*seriously - how come I can find shit like that in a couple of minutes but can't remember where I put my wallet 5 minutes ago? :rolleyes:
That was a great thread.

NOW he's telling me he doesn't like Trainspotting.

I want to smack him :(
Isn't that what Trainspotting is about? Smack?

That was a great thread.
It was. :)

:eek:
:sniper: :mp5:

I mean Requiem For a Dream.

I told someone to watch it and he said he didn't understand it and it's stupid.

It made me mad. Stupid anime freak.

NOW he's telling me he doesn't like Trainspotting.

I want to smack him :(

some people just dont like heroin movies.

some people just dont like heroin movies.
Go figure

[QUOTE=Whereyouthinkyougoing]Awww. I've just learned that Not bad should be glad he wasn't around when this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10632715&postcount=405)* was going on. :p


QUOTE]

Ive learned that my brain may be perma-crimped.

I understood every word in that sentence first reading.

Isn't that what Trainspotting is about? Smack?
:mad:

*goes to find drugs*

So have you seen the movie?

some people just dont like heroin movies.
:rolleyes:

Ive learned that my brain may be perma-crimped.

I understood every word in that sentence first reading.Well I would hope so, it was a perfectly constructed sentence! But why then did you fail so miserably with the one upthread?

Maybe your brain just needed the right crimpage first. *nods*

I just learned you better not forget the time when you're with your girlfriend when someone's waiting for you :p

Well I would hope so, it was a perfectly constructed sentence! But why then did you fail so miserably with the one upthread?

Maybe your brain just needed the right crimpage first. *nods*

Looked like a normal sentence to me but then my brain is lithe and agile. :D

I learned that WYTYG has some incredible cleavage.

No, wait...that wasn't today...

I've learned that too! You stole my post. :p

Looked like a normal sentence to me but then my brain is lithe and agile. :D

Unencumbered by weight?

Well I would hope so, it was a perfectly constructed sentence! But why then did you fail so miserably with the one upthread?

Maybe your brain just needed the right crimpage first. *nods*

Im uncertain whether to thank you or to seek medical attention

i learned i have flu :(

I've just learned that I'm trying to stay on topic so badly that I'll take the question I wanted to ask Glitziness and press it into the "I've just learned" pattern just to be able to ask her if she also has these compartments in her brain that make her remember names by prominent letters, so that she actually has caught herself confusing people like e.g. Desperate Measures and DesignatedMarksman before. :eek:

Go, convoluted phrasing! :p
Haha, it was worth it because I can definitly say that I do do that! :p

I learned (not on NS) that it pays to bother the person behind you at the supermarket in the checkout line, apparently I am hilarious, and I have a gig next wednesday night at the local comedy club (okay it's open mic night so anyone could get in, but the owner is reserving me a spot, so I don't have to wait in line and sign up then hope that he draws my name)

*dusts off her old material*

i learned i have flu :(
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
I think I've said lots on msn so can be totally uneloquent here :P but I shall say that I love you :)

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
I think I've said lots on msn so can be totally uneloquent here :P but I shall say that I love you :)
i love you too :) :fluffle: (yes, said much more on msn :P)

I learned (not on NS) that it pays to bother the person behind you at the supermarket in the checkout line, apparently I am hilarious, and I have a gig next wednesday night at the local comedy club (okay it's open mic night so anyone could get in, but the owner is reserving me a spot, so I don't have to wait in line and sign up then hope that he draws my name)

*dusts off her old material*
wow, that's really cool! :fluffle:

wow, that's really cool! :fluffle:
my old material sucks :eek: :mad: I have to start all over, none of this is funny any more :(

my old material sucks :eek: :mad: I have to start all over, none of this is funny any more :(
I know a good upholsterer, if you ... oh, probably not that kind of material.

That SAMP is entertaining with friends.

Awww. I've just learned that Not bad should be glad he wasn't around when this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10632715&postcount=405)* was going on. :p


*seriously - how come I can find shit like that in a couple of minutes but can't remember where I put my wallet 5 minutes ago? :rolleyes:
Because, milady, you are brilliant. And with brilliance comes absentmindedness for things that most would consider fiarly important. Example: I know it's going to be a good raod trip if I forget something I really needed. I came home to Everett from Bismarck and was planning on doing a lot of composing and arranging over the summer. I forgot my keyboard.

That's why I like to say I'm not smart, I'm quick -- and sometimes being quick means you forget things.

give it time people WILL understand jersey girl!!!!! [/RUFF] :eek:
Never, never! NEVERRRRR!

I learned (not on NS) that it pays to bother the person behind you at the supermarket in the checkout line, apparently I am hilarious, and I have a gig next wednesday night at the local comedy club (okay it's open mic night so anyone could get in, but the owner is reserving me a spot, so I don't have to wait in line and sign up then hope that he draws my name)

*dusts off her old material*
Best of luck! Stand-up is so much more difficult than it looks. I have lots of people telling me I should try it. I never do because I know that most of my retorts depend upon the first person's input. If I had nobody to bounce off, I'd die on stage within three minutes.

Best of luck! Stand-up is so much more difficult than it looks. I have lots of people telling me I should try it. I never do because I know that most of my retorts depend upon the first person's input. If I had nobody to bounce off, I'd die on stage within three minutes.
I used to do it, I was okay. It is very hard though, esp. if you get one guy in the audience who is an ass.

There are ignoramuses somewhere who make "1776 new york time" pictures.

singular: ignoramus

plural: ignorami

Free latin correction service available at any time.

Fargozia']singular: ignoramus

plural: ignorami

Free latin correction service available at any time.
you know what I always wondered?.......oh, wait, nevermind. It was a plural thing, but I remember I did find out, and it was still funny......sorry, I may TG you later if I think of anything else.

In my English Setter's obedience class this morning, I learned that if a dog gets another dog's head in its mouth, it's the highest form of canine affection. Realising this, I now do not rip the Setter and our older Golden Retriever apart when Bellamy (Golden) has Zoe's (Setter) head in his mouth.

Okay i was going to try this thread out here. I've done this before in an old forum way back....


Let's try to prove that NS isn't just a waste of time (not that is, but anyway)
why doesnt every poster put on here something they learned today. Whether it be something thought provoking and insightful, or just something downright ridiculous.....whatever the hell it is that you learned put it here!

*EDIT* and if this thread goes into the next day, then say what you learned then. make this EPIC!

Wonder if this will go well...... *keeps fingers crossed*



I learned that some people have no respect for the dead and are happy people they hate die, weather they deserved it or not....But I already knew that.

I used to do it, I was okay. It is very hard though, esp. if you get one guy in the audience who is an ass.

Yeah, about being an ass in the audience...sorry about that, Smunkee. :p

I used to do it, I was okay. It is very hard though, esp. if you get one guy in the audience who is an ass.
And it's always a man, ain't it. Jackasses. Well, here's hoping you have no jackassery in the audience and you kill 'em!

Fargozia']singular: ignoramus

plural: ignorami

Free latin correction service available at any time.
Only he was using it in an English context and colloquially at that. "Latin" gets a capital L, by the way (see how annoying nitpicking can be?).

I learned that some people have no respect for the dead and are happy people they hate die, weather they deserved it or not....But I already knew that.
I learned that some folks have respect for the unrespectable, dead or not.

I've learned that too! You stole my post. :p Thanks. :)

Haha, it was worth it because I can definitly say that I do do that! :pYay! :p

Because, milady, you are brilliant. And with brilliance comes absentmindedness for things that most would consider fiarly important. Example: I know it's going to be a good raod trip if I forget something I really needed. I came home to Everett from Bismarck and was planning on doing a lot of composing and arranging over the summer. I forgot my keyboard.

That's why I like to say I'm not smart, I'm quick -- and sometimes being quick means you forget things.
Er... that, or I'm just messy and scatterbrained. :p

I learned that EA pushed back the release date of BFME2 on the 360, but then I learned that since I preordered it, I can still get it tomorrow.

I learned that EA pushed back the release date of BFME2 on the 360, but then I learned that since I preordered it, I can still get it tomorrow.

Damn people and their damn money to buy damn electronic thingies...

*goes back to solitare*

Damn people and their damn money to buy damn electronic thingies...

*goes back to solitare*
Damn college students and their damn budgets to live their damn lifes by.

*goes back to playing solitare on cellphone*

I learned that some folks have respect for the unrespectable, dead or not.



I don't mock the dead who did nothing to deserve to die. How aweful of me.

I've learned today that Germans have no taste. :)

I've learned today that Germans have no taste. :)
Now, how exactly did you learn that?

(Oh, and btw - I actually didn't notice you had put up a totally wrong picture in that soccer thread yesterday until after you took it down again. Good thing I at least quoted it. :D)

Now, how exactly did you learn that?

(Oh, and btw - I actually didn't notice you had put up a totally wrong picture in that soccer thread yesterday until after you took it down again. Good thing I at least quoted it. :D)
Bratwurst on the barbecue. :)
Yeah, the site with the right one was down and I suddenly realized how stupid it made me look :p

Bratwurst on the barbecue. :)
Yeah, the site with the right one was down and I suddenly realized how stupid it made me look :p
:eek: Heresy! Bratwurst rules! And you can't just eat these (http://www2.holland.com/de/binary/kroket_tcm41-33894.jpg) things all the time (Bollen? Ballen? Boller? The ones made out of meat mush? Damn, I forgot - all I remember was that it tasted alright and sounded funny :p).


Heh, at first I thought it was just a slightly bad translation that only accidentally sounded like you were telling yourself to go home - only much later did I see the flag was actually on half-mast. Hee. :p

:eek: Heresy! Bratwurst rules! And you can't just eat these (http://www2.holland.com/de/binary/kroket_tcm41-33894.jpg) things all the time (Bollen? Ballen? Boller? The ones made out of meat mush? Damn, I forgot - all I remember was that it tasted alright and sounded funny :p).


Heh, at first I thought it was just a slightly bad translation that only accidentally sounded like you were telling yourself to go home - only much later did I see the flag was actually on half-mast. Hee. :p
Kroketten ;) and I actually prefer these (http://www.cc-catering.com/images/IMG_2001.jpg) on the barbecue.

Lol, I hadn't even noticed. :p

Yeah, about being an ass in the audience...sorry about that, Smunkee. :p
haha! I had one once I started my routine and he (very drunk) yells "SHOW US YOUR BOOBS!" to which I replied "bite me!" and he said "you bite me first" and I said "grow a dick and I will think about it"


:p

then the MC had him forcibly removed, he waited for me in the parking lot, had a black eye and a bloody nose (who knows why...hehe) and asked me for my number.......:rolleyes: I made up a number, I hope he didn't call and bother someone.

haha! I had one once I started my routine and he (very drunk) yells "SHOW US YOUR BOOBS!" to which I replied "bite me!" and he said "you bite me first" and I said "grow a dick and I will think about it"


:p

then the MC had him forcibly removed, he waited for me in the parking lot, had a black eye and a bloody nose (who knows why...hehe) and asked me for my number.......:rolleyes: I made up a number, I hope he didn't call and bother someone.

Erm...will you show us your boobs? For some pie? Please?

/hornycollegekid

Keilbasa is better.

Kroketten ;) and I actually prefer these (http://www.cc-catering.com/images/IMG_2001.jpg) on the barbecue. Aw, no, don't be so nit-picky about the pic! I actually wrote "the ones made out of meat mush". Thing is - as long as I don't know what they're called I can't really find a picture of them, can I now? Hence, the Kroketten had to be called in as substitutes. Why, it's almost like soccer. :p
Seriously - are the meat thingies also called Kroketten? I can't possibly have made up the "Ballen" thing, can I? "Bollen", maybe?

haha! I had one once I started my routine and he (very drunk) yells "SHOW US YOUR BOOBS!" to which I replied "bite me!" and he said "you bite me first" and I said "grow a dick and I will think about it"


:p

then the MC had him forcibly removed, he waited for me in the parking lot, had a black eye and a bloody nose (who knows why...hehe) and asked me for my number.......:rolleyes: I made up a number, I hope he didn't call and bother someone.
Be my mommy.

Aw, no, don't be so nit-picky about the pic! I actually wrote "the ones made out of meat mush". Thing is - as long as I don't know what they're called I can't really find a picture of them, can I now? Hence, the Kroketten had to be called in as substitutes. Why, it's almost like soccer. :p
Seriously - are the meat thingies also called Kroketten? I can't possibly have made up the "Ballen" thing, can I? "Bollen", maybe?
They're both made out of meat mush :p
And the balls are called bitterballen, but the're basically the same. Meat by-product rolled in some flour and stuff. Disgusting if you think about it (so I prefer not to:p )

My lesson for today?

Not to get involved with pedophilia threads as nothing good will result from them!

They're both made out of meat mush :p
And the balls are called bitterballen, but the're basically the same. Meat by-product rolled in some flour and stuff. Disgusting if you think about it (so I prefer not to:p )
Bitterballen. Thank you. I knew it sounded funny. *snickers*

And I actually thought Kroketten were made from mashed potatoes (that's what Kroketten are here), so nevermind. <.<

Ive learned that most human beings have no inherent worth in them and only a select few are worthy of a good life, the rest dont matter.

Today I learned that I’m even more right and more of a genius than even I knew.

Ive learned that most human beings have no inherent worth in them and only a select few are worthy of a good life, the rest dont matter.
Ah, but it's the ones that don't matter that ruin the lives of the ones that do when they aren't happy.

I learned missing world cup semi-final games because I had to go to important meetings is not fun. But france won so Im happy because the ports suck.

That Medicare is a terrible system.

And I never want to get old...of course.

Okay i was going to try this thread out here. I've done this before in an old forum way back....


Let's try to prove that NS isn't just a waste of time (not that is, but anyway)
why doesnt every poster put on here something they learned today. Whether it be something thought provoking and insightful, or just something downright ridiculous.....whatever the hell it is that you learned put it here!

*EDIT* and if this thread goes into the next day, then say what you learned then. make this EPIC!

Wonder if this will go well...... *keeps fingers crossed*

i learned to store ammunition in large quantities...cause all the know it all leaders are gonna fuck me and my rights..so they feel safe..lol...but...but...i aint got a bodyguard,can you please post a cop on my doorstep?...no we only write tickets...your on your own...

ok,then why are you trying to limit access to the one thing i can protect myself with?

thats what i learned today...the cops have a constitutional duty to protect the community(and write tickets)but not the individual...so we are on our own..but we cant have weapons...oh well...shoulda been a cop:-(

Today I learned that I’m even more right and more of a genius than even I knew.

Today I just learned what delusions mean!

:p

I learned that enthusiasm counts during oral. Thought provoking...

ditto. God bless the internet.

:eek: Heresy! Bratwurst rules! And you can't just eat these (http://www2.holland.com/de/binary/kroket_tcm41-33894.jpg) things all the time (Bollen? Ballen? Boller? The ones made out of meat mush? Damn, I forgot - all I remember was that it tasted alright and sounded funny :p).


Heh, at first I thought it was just a slightly bad translation that only accidentally sounded like you were telling yourself to go home - only much later did I see the flag was actually on half-mast. Hee. :p

Barbecued Brats are Great! Especially with spicy mustard. I had some of those yesterday. They were excellent! :)

today i learnt that a fluffle from the right person just makes ya feel good :)

:fluffle:

...yesterday i learnt what a misnomer is!

I don't mock the dead who did nothing to deserve to die. How aweful of me.
Perhaps, but you DO "HATE France in every way". So your credibility on mockery is at least suspect if not shredded.

I still maintain that Ken Lay got off light.

Ive learned that most human beings have no inherent worth in them and only a select few are worthy of a good life, the rest dont matter.
I learned who not to party with! Yikes!

I learned that old people can drive you crazy on the phone!

haha! I had one once I started my routine and he (very drunk) yells "SHOW US YOUR BOOBS!" to which I replied "bite me!" and he said "you bite me first" and I said "grow a dick and I will think about it"

Well done! :D

I never got heckled when I did stand-up. Rather disappointing really. I was so prepared for it. :(

Today I learned that if your a train ticket inspector never ask to see the tickets of a bunch of manic looking youths in the centre of London. they tend to get agitated.

I also learnt that if you stand up to them they are full of shit.

i learned that goldfish make good cereal when there's no cheerios in the house

Well done! :D

I never got heckled when I did stand-up. Rather disappointing really. I was so prepared for it. :(


did they throw tomatoes? :p

Erm...will you show us your boobs? For some pie? Please?

/hornycollegekid
haha...........no.:cool:

I also learnt that if you stand up to them they are full of shit.

most if not all manic youths are full of shit

did they throw tomatoes? :p

No, actually, my act was very well received. Should've kept at it really. :(

Bitterballen. Thank you. I knew it sounded funny. *snickers*



Dirtygirl. :p

Is it wrong that I'm aroused?

No, actually, my act was very well received. Should've kept at it really. :(

why didnt you?

I learned that my goverment is as fucked as I know it was, after they suported North Korea's launching of missiles.

I also learned that not eating in 24 hours reduces appetite next day

most if not all manic youths are full of shit

It was great. These three cpocky little shits refused to show me any tickets then claimed they didn't have any money with the obligatory "what the fuck you gunna do about it?". When the train stopped at the next station I refused to open the doors till they said sorry. One of them started threatening me so I twisted his arm behind his back, nothing serious just a holding move. from the others reaction you would of thought I was holding a knife to his throat! After a "I'm fuckin sorry alright!" I let them off the train and then got a smalll round of applause from the rest of the passengers. It made my year!

I learned that my goverment is as fucked as I know it was, after they suported North Korea's launching of missiles.

I also learned that not eating in 24 hours reduces appetite next day

Yup, the stomach shrinks, bonita. ;)

It was great. These three cpocky little shits refused to show me any tickets then claimed they didn't have any money with the obligatory "what the fuck you gunna do about it?". When the train stopped at the next station I refused to open the doors till they said sorry. One of them started threatening me so I twisted his arm behind his back, nothing serious just a holding move. from the others reaction you would of thought I was holding a knife to his throat! After a "I'm fuckin sorry alright!" I let them off the train and then got a smalll round of applause from the rest of the passengers. It made my year!


so you learned to kick some ass!

thats great, show those little bitches a thing or two.

why didnt you?

I ended up teaming up with a partner on radio, which was even funnier really than my stand-up. Gave me someone to bounce back and forth with. We tried getting ourselves writing gigs, but it was well nigh impossible to sell a duo without agents.

I ended up teaming up with a partner on radio, which was even funnier really than my stand-up. Gave me someone to bounce back and forth with. We tried getting ourselves writing gigs, but it was well nigh impossible to sell a duo without agents.


damn that sucks, im sure you'll figure something out though.

damn that sucks, im sure you'll figure something out though.

Well, past the age where that's a viable career move, though. But I might go back to stand-up (I've actually been updating my act a bit), since I've got some free time now.

Well, past the age where that's a viable career move, though. But I might go back to stand-up (I've actually been updating my act a bit), since I've got some free time now.


I say go for it. You only have one life, right? If it works, great! If not, hey at least you gave it another go right?

i learnt that there are too many stupid people in the world

then worked out they help me look smarter :) ... so it's not so bad

Well, past the age where that's a viable career move, though. But I might go back to stand-up (I've actually been updating my act a bit), since I've got some free time now.
the great thing about standup is that you can do it at the same time you can do most "real jobs" it's a night and weekends gig, you don't have to abandon all money making opportunities to be a comedian, you just have to show up when you are scheduled and hopefully make people laugh.

Well, past the age where that's a viable career move, though. But I might go back to stand-up (I've actually been updating my act a bit), since I've got some free time now.

Try it, you are funny.

i learnt that having faith in humanity is a ridiculous idea.

i just learned that the Georgia just reinstated the gay marriage ban.





so ruffy you shold change your wedding plans with manuel for somewhere else. :p

Try it, you are funny.

Gracias. :D

Gracias. :D


and say if the bit is going great, but your running low on material, just print out some of those spam pics. hell they usually have me laughing my ass off. :D

the great thing about standup is that you can do it at the same time you can do most "real jobs" it's a night and weekends gig, you don't have to abandon all money making opportunities to be a comedian, you just have to show up when you are scheduled and hopefully make people laugh.

I don't have a job anymore anyway. :(

I don't have a job anymore anyway. :(
all the more reason to fully embrace your comedy career. :D

I also have just learned that i have no money in my bank account.:(

all the more reason to fully embrace your comedy career. :D

I think I'll give it a shot. You're right. Why the hell not? :D

I think I'll give it a shot. You're right. Why the hell not? :D


DO IT! and then you gotta get it on vid and air it on NS.

DO IT! and then you gotta get it on vid and air it on NS.

Three posts, eh? A bit excited? ;)

DO IT! and then you gotta get it on vid and air it on NS.
I just learned that I'm apparently not the only one for whom jolt has suddenly been acting up in the last five minutes. Thank you for teaching me that, Minoritee Bug. :)

Three posts, eh? A bit excited? ;)

sorry puter froze up. fixed

I just learned that I'm apparently not the only one for whom jolt has suddenly been acting up in the last five minutes. Thank you for teaching me that, Minoritee Bug. :)

ive been having problems with this forum all day :(

you're welcome though! :D

sorry puter froze up. fixed

I preferred the excited bit. ;)

I preferred the excited bit. ;)


oh...um..I mean yeah CLUICH IS THE GREATEST STAND UP COMEDIAN OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




that better?

oh...um..I mean yeah CLUICH IS THE GREATEST STAND UP COMEDIAN OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




that better?

Much. :p

Today I have learned the names of some new porn models. So I'm happy.

ive been having problems with this forum all day :(

you're welcome though! :D
Yeah, it's a bit weird lately - it's not the whole forum that's down at the same time, instead everybody gets an individual screw-up. It doesn't even seem to be country-specific or anything. Meh.

I re-learned that jolt does, at times, suck quite badly.

I re-learned that jolt does, at times, suck quite badly.

Indeed, sucking should be a good thing. ;)

Yeah, it's a bit weird lately - it's not the whole forum that's down at the same time, instead everybody gets an individual screw-up. It doesn't even seem to be country-specific or anything. Meh.

I re-learned that jolt does, at times, suck quite badly.

I know what you mean, i've been having all sorts of problems with jolt at work and at home. less problems on the shittier computer at work which i find odd.

I learned that the house I want might actually be mine, the guy might actually accept my offer!!!!!!!!!!

4 bed 2 1/2 bath, on 2 lots

*sings*
happy happy
smunkee smunkee
happy happy
smunkee smunkee

*did I mention I am offering 30K less than it's appraised for?

I learned that the house I want might actually be mine, the guy might actually accept my offer!!!!!!!!!!

4 bed 2 1/2 bath, on 2 lots

*sings*
happy happy
smunkee smunkee
happy happy
smunkee smunkee

*did I mention I am offering 30K less than it's appraised for?


thats great! congratulations! :D

*since you got that extra 30K lyin around you think i could get a 5er so i can get a sammich?*

thats great! congratulations! :D

*since you got that extra 30K lyin around you think i could get a 5er so i can get a sammich?*

careful now- she's a capitalist ;)

careful now- she's a capitalist ;)


SHIT! *hides*

I learned that I may have mistaken what they meant by one of the issues and that now it seems my country goes decades without an election. In one fell blow my political freedoms went from Good to Below Average - doh! :rolleyes:

i just learned that Minoriteeburg is in hiding from a capitalist

i just learned that Minoriteeburg is in hiding from a capitalist


you'll learn i hide from many people.

I just learnt that Minoriteeburg hides from alot of people...

hoping to learn why next....

will keep you all informed.

thats great! congratulations! :D

*since you got that extra 30K lyin around you think i could get a 5er so i can get a sammich?*
I don't think so. I am anti-sandwich. ;)

I don't actually have the extra 30K btw, that's why I offer less, that and I think I might actually get away with it.......:)

I don't think so. I am anti-sandwich. ;)


how can you be anti-sandwich?



I don't actually have the extra 30K btw, that's why I offer less, that and I think I might actually get away with it.......:)

you probably will if you play your cards right. good luck with that.

how can you be anti-sandwich?
I have an auto immune disorder where bread actually is toxic to me, there is enough gluten in 1/48th of a slice of bread to do serious damage to my body. So, anyway the thought of sandwiches makes me sick.........

I have an auto immune disorder where bread actually is toxic to me, there is enough gluten in 1/48th of a slice of bread to do serious damage to my body. So, anyway the thought of sandwiches makes me sick.........

My brother has the same disorder. Now he eats only rice and is quite fond of eating sushi daily...I wonder what is your diet like...

My brother has the same disorder. Now he eats only rice and is quite fond of eating sushi daily...I wonder what is your diet like...

I learned that I'd get along very well with Aelosia's brother -- not because I share the disorder, but because I just love sushi. :D

you probably will if you play your cards right. good luck with that.

yeah, cards eh? ;)

I learned that I'd get along very well with Aelosia's brother -- not because I share the disorder, but because I just love sushi. :D

You will get along fine with me, then. Try to guess who prepares sushi at home. I made a course some time ago after he insisted too much.

However, forget the classics. Have you ever tried baked plátano sushi?

I learned that really bad puns can lead to convulsions

like this one

A mosquito doing a tour of Europe is called an itch-hiker.

You will get along fine with me, then. Try to guess who prepares sushi at home. I made a course some time ago after he insisted too much.

However, forget the classics. Have you ever tried baked plátano sushi?

I would think I get along fine with you already. ;)

But no, never even heard of baked plátano sushi? Whazzat?

I would think I get along fine with you already. ;)

But no, never even heard of baked plátano sushi? Whazzat?


me neither, but then again im not a fan of sushi (at least not the eel, the vegetartian is okay, and i had a salmon sushi once that wasnt bad.)

My brother has the same disorder. Now he eats only rice and is quite fond of eating sushi daily...I wonder what is your diet like...
this morning I had gluten free cereal for breakfast, for lunch I am having bean burritos (corn tortillas, beans, cheese and sour cream, with pico de gallo) and for dinner I am going to eat a baked potato with butter, sour cream, chives, and gluten free bacon bits. ;)

after you heal you can eat a lot more stuff, just no wheat, rye, barley and oats. (provided you don't have any intolerances, my friend can't have soy or corn either :()

me neither, but then again im not a fan of sushi (at least not the eel, the vegetartian is okay, and i had a salmon sushi once that wasnt bad.)

Unagi is one of the best!

Unagi is one of the best!

sorry buddy just dont like it.

<3 sushi

Unagi is one of the best!

isn't that a fighting technique :p

isn't that a fighting technique :p

Oy...Friends ref. Shame on you. :p

Oy...Friends ref. Shame on you. :p


shame on you for knowing it was a friends ref! +500 dork points for you

shame on you for knowing it was a friends ref! +500 dork points for you

I'm a fountain of pop-culture knowledge. Sorry. :p

Oy...Friends ref. Shame on you. :p

i'm sorry:( (will you marry me?:p )

i'm sorry:( (will you marry me?:p )

If you're a gorgeous woman perhaps. :p

I'm a fountain of pop-culture knowledge. Sorry. :p


its cool as long as no dharma and greg references start popping up.

If you're a gorgeous woman perhaps. :p

ok, but i wouldn't want our marriage getting in the way of our dating (:p )

ok, but i wouldn't want our marriage getting in the way of our dating (:p )

No prob. ;)

its cool as long as no dharma and greg references start popping up.

I just threw up in my mouth. Congrats. You haven't caused that in a while. :p

are people just not getting me today?

I just threw up in my mouth. Congrats. You haven't caused that in a while. :p

look up

I've learned that it's bloody hard to sound serious when your fingers keep slipping on the keyboard.

I've learned that it's bloody hard to sound serious when your fingers keep slipping on the keyboard.

Shouldn't let 'em get so gooey. ;)

Shouldn't let 'em get so gooey. ;)

that's precisely why you'd want a funnel...

Today I learned what Geschlechtsverkehr means. :cool:

Today I learned that while the question of US secession was solved in fact by the civil war, secession is still argued about on the internet because of aspiring slaveowners and anarchist dead-enders.

Today I learned what Geschlechtsverkehr means. :cool:

ooo, can i have some. goes great with strudel....
;)

its cool as long as no dharma and greg references start popping up.
Be my hippy, I'll be your law enforcer.

its cool as long as no dharma and greg references start popping up.

sorry man:p

ooo, can i have some. goes great with strudel....
;)

Only if you make breakfast;) Blintzes would be nice.

Be my hippy, I'll be your law enforcer.


only you ruffy.....only you.:p

only you ruffy.....only you.:p
:p

Now then, protect and serve.

Today I learned what Geschlechtsverkehr means. :cool:
:eek: Do I even want to know where you learned that? :p

:eek: Do I even want to know where you learned that? :pKnowing you, I'm pretty sure you do... :D

:eek: Do I even want to know where you learned that? :p
LMAO! :D

Only if you make breakfast;) Blintzes would be nice.

what about Endstücke :eek:

Knowing you, I'm pretty sure you do... :D
Erm... *innocent shiftyeyes*
LMAO! :D
What, you suddenly know German now? :p

Erm... *inncoent shiftyeyes*

What, you suddenly know German now? :p


what does that mean again?

*german is a little shoddy*

what does that mean again?

*german is a little shoddy*
Sexual intercourse.

Nothing really smutty - sorry for getting your "hopes" up, man. :p
(Not that it can't be if done right, mind you)

Shouldn't let 'em get so gooey. ;)
It's over 30C here, I can't help getting a bit sweaty...

Sexual intercourse.

Nothing really smutty - sorry for getting your "hopes" up, man. :p


didnt get them up. i knew it was something about sex. i used to know a bit of german growing up having a german grandmother and all, but i forgot most of it over the years.

Sexual intercourse.

Nothing really smutty - sorry for getting your "hopes" up, man. :p
(Not that it can't be if done right, mind you)
Two pennies and a hat pin.

Welle!!!

Two pennies and a hat pin.

Welle!!!Now, I know where the second one comes from, but pennies and pins...? :confused:

Now, I know where the second one comes from, but pennies and pins...? :confused:

sounds like a bad penis joke to me.

Now, I know where the second one comes from, but pennies and pins...? :confused:
I have no clue.

It's.. Quark.