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Nah. Not quite that. I'm feeling better about that.
Erm... that was a joke. About the World Cup. And your libido. And how they're connec... bah, nevermind. <.<

Them getting hungry or them starting to hate you?
Yes


http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/sproinger.jpg

And don't forget the 56k warning. :D

Are you mad?
Youve posted a picture of the new top secret military hover-hare!

Expect black helicoptors and hover-bunnies following you around for awhile.

Anyway you need to start the new thread. The name Not bad on a thread strikes fear in the hearts of posters nearly as surely as the name Whereyouthinkyougoing draws them in.

Erm... that was a joke. About the World Cup. And your libido. And how they're connec... bah, nevermind. <.<
Do you have a lighter?

Yes Awwwwwww. :fluffle:

Are you mad?
Youve posted a picture of the new top secret military hover-hare!

Expect black helicoptors and hover-bunnies following you around for awhile. Nah, thats just the fake prototype. You know, the one with all the bugs. *giggles*


Anyway you need to start the new thread. The name Not bad on a thread strikes fear in the hearts of posters nearly as surely as the name Whereyouthinkyougoing draws them in.
Are ye on drugs o.O?

For one, you should see the threads I've made - people point and snicker and roll their eyes as soon as they see them pop up on the first page.

Whereas there is no thread alive who wouldn't crave to have a "Not bad" under its title. It speaks of quality, yet doesn't overdo it, like an "Awesome!" or a "Brilliant!" or a "Check this out, LOLZ!!!11!1" would.

Anyway you need to start the new thread. The name Not bad on a thread strikes fear in the hearts of posters nearly as surely as the name Whereyouthinkyougoing draws them in.
It does? Hmm... Can't remember any threads you've started - Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

It does? Hmm... Can't remember any threads you've started - Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

It's stealthy.

:

Nah, thats just the fake prototype. You know, the one with all the bugs. *giggles*


hehehehehehehehe ...I mean ,...groan



Are ye on drugs o.O?


What have you heard?:confused:

For one, you should see the threads I've made - people point and snicker and roll their eyes as soon as they see them pop up on the first page.

Whereas there is no thread alive who wouldn't crave to have a "Not bad" under its title. It speaks of quality, yet doesn't overdo it, like an "Awesome!" or a "Brilliant!" or a "Check this out, LOLZ!!!11!1" would.

Nope Ive seldom had a thread reach 3 pages. You have one over 700 pages.
I bow to your uncanny threadmaking skills.

It's stealthy.
You're threads don't get many posts.. :(

It's stealthy.
:eek:

Like a bat!

You're threads don't get many posts.. :(
I'm sure you can do something about that ;)

Nope Ive seldom had a thread reach 3 pages. You have one over 700 pages.
:eek: :eek: :eek: I have what? Damn, that must be the all time mega super bizarro record! :cool: :p

Sweetie - did you put your settings on "1 post per page again"? :p

I'm sure you can do something about that ;)
;)

:eek: :eek: :eek: I have what? Damn, that must be the all time mega super bizarro record! :cool: :p

Sweetie - did you put your settings on "1 post per page again"? :p

Nope it is on 15 per.

But now that I think about further.... it might be a Peechland thread that Im thinking about.

Anyway when are you going to start the furry critter thread?

:eek: :eek: :eek: I have what? Damn, that must be the all time mega super bizarro record! :cool: :p

Sweetie - did you put your settings on "1 post per page again"? :p
700 pages could mean 10.500 posts... It's not impossible?

Which thread would this be?

Nope it is on 15 per.

But now that I think about further.... it might be a Peechland thread that Im thinking about.
LOL. See? Told ya. :p

But holy cow - the Choose Wisely thread has over 700 pages? That must be the record, mustn't it?

Anyway when are you going to start the furry critter thread?
I'm not, you are.

:eek: :eek: :eek: I have what? Damn, that must be the all time mega super bizarro record! :cool: :p

Sweetie - did you put your settings on "1 post per page again"? :p
Damn, I only got 582 pages :(

Well, here's what I've learned today: Losing your account is not fun... And having to make an alternate one = feels worse. :headbang:

Nope it is on 15 per.

But now that I think about further.... it might be a Peechland thread that Im thinking about.

Anyway when are you going to start the furry critter thread?
AHHHHHHH!

CW..

I just took the 11,000th post in that thread :cool:

LOL. See? Told ya. :p

But holy cow - the Choose Wisely thread has over 700 pages? That must be the record, mustn't it?


I'm not, you are.
The Random Word-thread is on page 2433 at present :p

...with 36491 posts so far...

Damn, I only got 582 pages :( :eek: Man, what are you guys doing in that spam forum? I should come visit some time.

700 pages could mean 10.500 posts... It's not impossible?

Which thread would this be?
CW

The Random Word-thread is on page 2433 at present :p

...with 36491 posts so far...

.....



Words fail me.

:eek: Man, what are you guys doing in that spam forum? I should come visit some time.
Yes you should :)

CW
But of course. Silly me :p

:eek: Man, what are you guys doing in that spam forum? I should come visit some time.
Oh no no no, the thread is in General!

It's been dead for a month or so..

Also, where did Laerod go? I thought I could flirt him up to his 10,000 posts (what a way to go... there) but he doesn't want to. *sobs* :( :p

Oh no no no, the thread is in General!

It's been dead for a month or so..
Which one then?

.....



Words fail me.
Random words, eh?

*Ba-dum-PUCH!*:D

.....



Words fail me.
I love that thread.

LOL. See? Told ya. :p

Doh!



I'm not, you are.


But but but....I thought the deal was I came up with a fluff thread for you to start?

Which one then?
The faith in god one.

I hear people were spamming in between the debating.. fuck if I find it!

Yes you should :)Nah, I don't like it there. It's so... dark and weird looking. And then there are these strange people that are not from NS. *shudder*

Oh no no no, the thread is in General!

It's been dead for a month or so..

Speaking of which...Today I have learned the location of a brain eating zombie song which you might enjoy Ruffy.

But but but....I thought the deal was I came up with a fluff thread for you to start? But I don't want to take away your idea!

Also, I don't want to tarnish my perfect record with a thread that will get pushed to spam. :D Although, actually, it probably wouldn't.

But of course. Silly me :p
Even with the GDW on page 300

But I don't want to take away your idea!

Also, I don't want to tarnish my perfect record with a thread that will get pushed to spam. :D Although, actually, it probably wouldn't.

No guts no glory.

Nah, I don't like it there. It's so... dark and weird looking. And then there are these strange people that are not from NS. *shudder*
Ah, but they are so *cuddly*, and it's all better with the lights turned low... :p

No, but if you visit some select threads (Like the Choose Wisely) you will most likely only meet other NS'ers.

And you get used to the weird after a while - and there are no secrets in Spam. *nods*
;)

Nah, I don't like it there. It's so... dark and weird looking. And then there are these strange people that are not from NS. *shudder*
Lin is awesome *nods*

Speaking of which...Today I have learned the location of a brain eating zombie song which you might enjoy Ruffy.
Hm?

Hm?

http://www.jonathancoulton.com/lyrics/re-your-brains

And you get used to the weird after a while - and there are no secrets in Spam. *nods*
;)
Did you know they use to have the ability to show images?

No guts no glory.
Exactically. *pushes you towards the "new thread" button*

No, but if you visit some select threads (Like the Choose Wisely) you will most likely only meet other NS'ers.
Yeah, but there, they're all so... spammy. And you might not know it from looking at this thread, but I actually like my spam with a point. Pointy spam™. *nod*

And you get used to the weird after a while - and there are no secrets in Spam. *nods*
;) Heh, the lack of white text is actually something I like - makes a re-read of the first pages that much more enjoyable. :p

The Spam-forum is kinda like a proto-forum. You can feel the grass beneath your feet, you see some hippies and meet some people who have posted since the stone age - and some have more than 100,000 posts under their belts! :eek:

It's an adventure :D

Also, where did Laerod go? I thought I could flirt him up to his 10,000 posts (what a way to go... there) but he doesn't want to. *sobs* :( :pI'm still here. Just haven't found anything to answer to and got distracted on other websites.

I'm still here. Just haven't found anything to answer to and got distracted on other websites.

Laerod! :fluffle:

Never get distracted again, okay? *sniffle*

http://www.jonathancoulton.com/lyrics/re-your-brains
:(

I'm still here. Just haven't found anything to answer to and got distracted on other websites.
Maybe I should post a picture of my cleavage... :eek:

Maybe I should post a picture of my cleavage... :eek:
Yes. :)

Exactically. *pushes you towards the "new thread" button*


I dont want glory for myself. Im merely here to help you expand your awesomeness.

Laerod! :fluffle:

Never get distracted again, okay? *sniffle*I'll try. ;)

Yeah, but there, they're all so... spammy. And you might not know it from looking at this thread, but I actually like my spam with a point. Pointy spam™. *nod*
You do? ... :confused: like what?

:(

I thought you enjoyed brain eating zombies? My bad.

Yes. :)
:eek: You were supposed to say no!
People! Really! What the hell?

:eek: You were supposed to say no!
People! Really! What the hell?Can't we leave Michigan and Norway out of it?

I dont want glory for myself. Im merely here to help you expand your awesomeness.
But it just wouldn't feel right. It would be like living on borrowed awesomeness.

I'll try. ;) You better. Hrmph.

You do? ... :confused: like what?:eek: You hurt me. :( Plus you make worried that nobody else notices the point in my spam either and everybody just thinks I'm a spam whore like, I don't know, Ruffy and his ilk.

I thought you enjoyed brain eating zombies? My bad.
:upyours:

:eek: You were supposed to say no!
People! Really! What the hell?
But you sounded like you really, really want to show us your cleavage. I was just humouring you. :)

You better. Hrmph.The forum isn't making it any easier. The last time I checked the nose picking thread was on top again... :shaking head:

Can't we leave Michigan and Norway out of it?

Why should they get off Scott free?

Hell Arizona gets it too!

:eek: You hurt me. :( Plus you make worried that nobody else notices the point in my spam either and everybody just thinks I'm a spam whore like, I don't know, Ruffy and his ilk.
Excuse you?

The forum isn't making it any easier. The last time I checked the nose picking thread was on top again... :shaking head: Okay honey - that's it. If the nose picking thread can distract you from me then I really don't see a future for us.

*tinkling sound of my heart breaking*

Excuse you?
You're welcome. :)

Can't we leave Michigan and Norway out of it?
No! No, we just can't! The bastards!

*Shakes fist at Michigan and Norway*

You're welcome. :)
Lady, I don't spam.

Okay honey - that's it. If the nose picking thread can distract you from me then I really don't see a future for us.

*tinkling sound of my heart breaking*No, I was merely pointing out that there seemed to be a slight popularity of threads that I wouldn't bother posting in. I sought distraction elsewhere.

:eek: You hurt me. :( Plus you make worried that nobody else notices the point in my spam either and everybody just thinks I'm a spam whore like, I don't know, Ruffy and his ilk.
I'm sorry... :( I've not been myself lately, it must be that. After I almost made you cry in that other thread even...

I'll straighten up and Spam right, you'll see :)

:upyours:

Eep! Ive been flipped off by Ruffy for the first time!:(

Eep! Ive been flipped off by Ruffy for the first time!:(
Not bad!

*Ba-dam-Psch!* :p

Eep! Ive been flipped off by Ruffy for the first time!:(
:rolleyes:

But you sounded like you really, really want to show us your cleavage. I was just humouring you. :)
For the love of...

I blame Ruffy. :(

After I almost made you cry in that other thread even... :eek: You did? Which thread? Were you mean? Was I really sad? Why don't I remember that?

I'll straighten up and Spam right, you'll see :) Heee, great, now I have that song in my head. :p

Eep! Ive been flipped off by Ruffy for the first time! :( Meh, happens to me all the time. It means he loves us.

No, I was merely pointing out that there seemed to be a slight popularity of threads that I wouldn't bother posting in. I sought distraction elsewhere. Bolded for "that's exactly the point, buster!" :p. What would it take for you to not get distracted anymore?

For the love of...

I blame Ruffy. :(
:cool:

But you sounded like you really, really want to show us your cleavage. I was just humouring you. :)

I was a bit worried it was going to be "plumbers smile" style cleavage.

Im a little relieved that you were turned down flat.

I was a bit worried it was going to be "plumbers smile" style cleavage.

Im a little relieved that you were turned down flat.
Er, yeah, so am I, now that you pointed out this rather unappetizing possibility.

Bolded for "that's exactly the point, buster!" :p. What would it take for you to not get distracted anymore?You ask me as if I knew the answer to that.

If it makes you a bit more relaxed: I finished reading what was available on the distracting site so I won't be going back there until Monday.

hmmm... ass-cleavage. The things this thread has gotten into.

:rolleyes: :confused: :confused: :confused: ;)

Today I've learned that Ruffy dislikes fat-jokes... not that that means anything. *tries to hide smile and laughs under breath* :p

I learned Spain has bird flu.

I've learnt that it's great to name your state after something random in your room :D
YAY GO APFEL SAFT!
May all your bounty of fruit be fermented with almighty apple's yeast!
*hic*

I've learnt that it's great to name your state after something random in your room :D
YAY GO APFEL SAFT!
May all your bounty of fruit be fermented with almighty apple's yeast!
*hic*
ALCOHOL?!

hmmm... ass-cleavage. The things this thread has gotten into.

*sniffs thread*

No I dont think it has.

*re-sniffs*

Well, maybe.

I've learnt that it's great to name your state after something random in your room :D
YAY GO APFEL SAFT!
May all your bounty of fruit be fermented with almighty apple's yeast!
*hic*


:confused:

Today I've learned that Ruffy dislikes fat-jokes... not that that means anything. *tries to hide smile and laughs under breath* :p
:eek:

*sniffs thread*

No I dont think it has.

*re-sniffs*

Well, maybe.


ohhhhh definately.:D

:eek: You did? Which thread? Were you mean? Was I really sad? Why don't I remember that?
'twas the Why do good guys finish last?-thread. I posted a pic of cupid a couple of days ago when I was a bit... upset... at the time. :( You said it made you sad.
But luckily, it would seem no permanent harm was done. :)


Heee, great, now I have that song in my head. :p
Good, good... *Evil grin*

Straighten up and fly right,
Straighten up and fly right
Straighten up and fly right
Cool down, papa, don't you blow your top.
Ain't no use in divin',
What's the use in jivin'?
Straighten up and fly right
Cool down, papa, don't you blow your top.

Fly right!

:eek:



now why did you have to make me feel bad. *sniff* I was feeling good today. *takes bight of comfort food*

now why did you have to make me feel bad. *sniff* I was feeling good today. *takes bight of comfort food*
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/motivator4b23e4c6e587173d497b3df6bf.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/motivator4b23e4c6e587173d497b3df6bf.jpg
Feel better with
CAKE!

'twas the Why do good guys finish last?-thread. I posted a pic of cupid a couple of days ago when I was a bit... upset... at the time. :( You said it made you sad. Oh! I very much remember that. I just thought you meant today, hence the confusion.

Yes, that was very, very sad. Even more so when it turned out that you were very, very sad, too. :( I really hope you're feeling very, very much better now. :fluffle:

Actually I was eating a hotdog, but cake is better!:) :) :) :D :D :) :) :) :cool: :)

'twas the Why do good guys finish last?-thread. I posted a pic of cupid a couple of days ago when I was a bit... upset... at the time. :( You said it made you sad.




Cupid pics are sad?

What did it look like?

Cupid pics are sad?

What did it look like?

It had horns and red eyes and arrows of hate instead of love. It was really an anti-cupid. A sad sight indeed.:(

Feel better with
CAKE!
Yay!

It had horns and red eyes and arrows of hate instead of love. It was really an anti-cupid. A sad sight indeed.:(

Last Valentines day I made an animation of godzilla squishing cupid

Oh! I very much remember that. I just thought you meant today, hence the confusion.

Yes, that was very, very sad. Even more so when it turned out that you were very, very sad, too. :( I really hope you're feeling very, very much better now. :fluffle:
I am feeling better thank you :fluffle:
I hope to get back to normality in a couple of days... Just a period of anger and sadness I have to get through. But as I said, everything is better today, and it will be even more so tomorrow. :)

I'll try not to make anybody cry today as well :p

Actually I was eating a hotdog, but cake is better!:) :) :) :D :D :) :) :) :cool: :)
Your post count depresses me.

See you killed the real cupid and now there is only anti-cupid. shame on you :mad:

lala

dfhdfg

Cupid pics are sad?

What did it look like?
I won't repost it here, but here's the post I made a couple of days ago:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11293467&postcount=518

600!!!

I won't repost it here, but here's the post I made a couple of days ago:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11293467&postcount=518
Cute!

Yay!
Indeed ;)

Gives you a hankering for Panda, doesn't it :p

You ask me as if I knew the answer to that. Well, who would know if not you?

If it makes you a bit more relaxed: I finished reading what was available on the distracting site so I won't be going back there until Monday. Aw, they don't update their porn on weekends? Tsk tsk.

I am feeling better thank you :fluffle:
I hope to get back to normality in a couple of days... Just a period of anger and sadness I have to get through. But as I said, everything is better today, and it will be even more so tomorrow. :)

I'll try not to make anybody cry today as well :p
Phew. *puts away tissues*

And yay for you feeling better. :)

600!!! Er... no. :p

Your post count depresses me.



A lot of things depress me.

Indeed ;)

Gives you a hankering for Panda, doesn't it :p
:D (http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/fluffle.gif) Click the smile!

Er... no. :p
:rolleyes:

A lot of things depress me.
+1
:(

Aw, they don't update their porn on weekends? Tsk tsk.
ZING! :D

Phew. *puts away tissues*

And yay for you feeling better. :)
Thanks again :fluffle:
I'm happy about that too. Being depressed and angry is, for some strange reason, not fun. Who knew? :)

I'm happy about that too. Being depressed and angry is, for some strange reason, not fun. Who knew? :)
I did.

I did.
Aaaaw :fluffle:
Hope it's not something that you're feeling nowadays - because frankly, it sucks! Plain and simple.

Aaaaw :fluffle:
Hope it's not something that you're feeling nowadays - because frankly, it sucks! Plain and simple.
Well, actually, I guess I was lying a bit there. I'm very seldom angry. Except at myself maybe. But yes, it does suck. Who'da thunk it?:p

Well, actually, I guess I was lying a bit there. I'm very seldom angry. Except at myself maybe. But yes, it does suck. Who'da thunk it?:p
Yeah... I've learned that being sad and angry at oneself isn't very constructive and it doesn't help you solve the underlying problems.

(My gods, it's even on topic! :eek: )

+1
:(
-1 :eek: :D

Yeah... I've learned that being sad and angry at oneself isn't very constructive and it doesn't help you solve the underlying problems. No. :( That's when you come here to distract yourself from the fact that you're not solving anything, if not even making things worse.

(My gods, it's even on topic! :eek: ):p

-1 :eek: :D
:cool: :D

Am I the only one that thinks that people should stop talking about sadness.:confused:

Today I learned how to make good hotdogs. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Am I the only one that thinks that people should stop talking about sadness.:confused:
But you learn from sadness and sad things too ;)

Today I learned how to make good hotdogs. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

From scratch?

Anyway there are no bad hotdogs only bad hotdog owners.:p

But you learn from sadness and sad things too ;)

Three letters, one word

E M O

From scratch?

Anyway there are no bad hotdogs only bad hotdog owners.:p


Yeah! Unfortunately I have forgotten it already.:headbang: :rolleyes:

And I should add that joke to the 'Worst jokes on NS' thread.;)

Three letters, one word

E M O
Meh, you learn from sadness and sad things without being emo too. Sometimes you just have to get through difficult times and you know what they say: "That which does not kill you makes you stronger. Or hurts you very very badly. Pain! Lots of pain! Argh!" :)

Meh, you learn from sadness and sad things without being emo too. Sometimes you just have to get through difficult times and you know what they say: "That which does not kill you makes you stronger. Or hurts you very very badly. Pain! Lots of pain! Argh!" :)

Brilliant Philosophy;)not!:p

what ilearne was the more things change the more the are the same.
i am an old hippie, in viewing the threads earlier today about tattoes and female beauty not much has changed.
i remember my rents complaining about long hair, beards, pot, drugs and war protesters. complaining about tattoes is more of the same noise. each generation wants to make its own statement. it forms a kind of bonding within that group. and yes,some seem to get carried away. but in my time i knew some folks who probably dropped a little to much acid too. and fried the brain.
standards of female beauty seem to take longer to change within a culture.
in Titian's (italian painter) time, women where a little heftier then today( ideal forms). but as my daddy said " there maybe snow on the roof but there is still a fire in the fireplace. and good looking woman wellllllll!

"Man thrives on adversity."
- Some french philosopher dude

"Man thrives on adversity."
- Some french philosopher dude


Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. ~Andre Gide

When you think about it, this Gide dudes comment means that we can't even trust that his statement is true. :eek:

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. ~Andre Gide

When you think about it, this Gide dudes comment means that we can't even trust that his statement is true. :eek:
Which leads us to the eternal question: What is "the truth"?


There is no truth - only chocolate and strawberries.

Mmmm... Chocolate & strawberries :fluffle:

Which leads us to the eternal question: What is "the truth"?


There is no truth - only chocolate and strawberries.

Mmmm... Chocolate & strawberries :fluffle:

If there is no truth then how can that be true. ;)

If there is no truth then how can that be true. ;)
When you have chocolate, you learn not to worry about those paradoxes :p
*munch*

I want some chocolate. *puppy dog eyes*

chocolate gives me migraines

*sighs*

wot i learned is that there are other scrummy things other than chocolate like...erm...like...

well, i'm sure there are other things...

I want some chocolate. *puppy dog eyes*
I always share chocolate if I have enough

*Offers chocolate*

*thankfully accepts chocolate* :fluffle:

*thankfully accepts chocolate* :fluffle:
See? No more questions of truth and beauty - behold, there is chocolate! And cookies too! :p
*Offers cookies*

yeah...cookies. Thanks :D

Ooooooooh I like cookies! :D :D :D

Ooooooooh I like cookies! :D :D :D
I've said it before, and I'll quote it again ;)

Cookies...

Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies

Red, white or blue,
WE ALL WANT COOKIES!

Buy cookies NOW!

I've learned that as soon as, after being terminally bored for hours, you start a thread asking what threads you could possibly start, the place will be hopping (hopping (http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/sproinger.jpg)).

Guess that means the thread worked. :p

I learnt that Dezzan hasn't posted here in ages.:eek:

I learned this nice quote:

There are swarms of human beings that dwell on this earth who are not worth talking to.

I learnt that Dezzan hasn't posted here in ages.:eek:

neither have i...cos of real life...and the name is Prue sweetie!

on NS i learned two things

1. somebody has a cookie obsession, apparently
2. way more people want to see WYTYG survive a nuclear explosion than me :( :p


outside of NS i learned four things today

1. i now know the secret of the dead man's chest (yeah saw the new Pirates movie :))
2. bob marley isn't quite the kind of reggae i want to listen to, but may as well have some of his stuff cos its still great music :fluffle:
3. doing certain things for a long time (star trek or no :p) makes you dog-tired for the rest of the damn day ;)
4. there aren't enough hours in the day :(

on NS i learned two things

1. somebody has a cookie obsession, apparently

It's not an obsession - I can stop whenever I want to!
*munch*

...err, was you talkin' aboot meh in tha first plaze?

2. way more people want to see WYTYG survive a nuclear explosion than me :( :p

lol damn strait *snap snap snap* :p

2. way more people want to see WYTYG survive a nuclear explosion than me :( :p:eek:
It totally took me a moment to remember what you're talking about - you really scared me there for a second.:p

Also, that's obviously bullshit. Almost forgot to say that. :fluffle:

:eek:
It totally took me a moment to remember what you're talking about - you really scared me there for a second.:p

Also, that's obviously bullshit. Almost forgot to say that. :fluffle:
I would ... :(
For plenty of reasons.

Nothing to see here. Move along.







....but mostly to see what mutations would take effect. :D

I learned to not be afraid to put in more spice when cooking Indian food. The more coriander, cumin, and curry... the better! :)

I learned that Jacob has been the most popular boys name for 5 years. And yet I don't know anyone who is named Jacob.

Nauru has the highest rate of type-2 diabetes in the world...wow, useful tidbit there.

Today, I've learned... What a Turtle cake is, as opposed to what it can be.

I learned that a '97 Camry with headers, custom exhaust, an a cold air intake can take an '88 Camaro.

I learned that no one likes me on here.

You all learned that I will be leaving forever.

I learned that no one likes me on here.

You all learned that I will be leaving forever.
:eek: for realz?

I learned that no one likes me on here.

You all learned that I will be leaving forever.
WTF?

Everyone blames you - not "dislikes" you!

*grits teeth*

WTF?

Everyone blames you - not "dislikes" you!

*grits teeth*
You hate me.

:(

neither have i...cos of real life...and the name is Prue sweetie!
:eek:
Hello Prue.

You hate me.

:(
Au contraire.
You're vital to my plans.
Besides, as the saying goes, i can only hate you if i've truly loved you.
Right now, i'm at
In all outwards appearence, an intimate and disturbing relationship.

So is this the EMO thing again? *gets whip ready*
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/fouet.gif

on NS i learned two things
2. way more people want to see WYTYG survive a nuclear explosion than me :( :p
-snippage-

I don't feel that way.

Au contraire.
You're vital to my plans.
Using me?!
Besides, as the saying goes, i can only hate you if i've truly loved you.
Right now, i'm at
In all outwards appearence, an intimate and disturbing relationship.
I might agree..
So is this the EMO thing again? *gets whip ready*
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/fouet.gif
I had a milkshake, I devoured it in 5 minutes.

Using me?!You'll be justly compensated. *nods*
I might agree..Definitely EMO. No straight answers :rolleyes:
I had a milkshake, I devoured it in 5 minutes.Isn't this where i ask whether you had a fun "brain freeze" or not?

You'll be justly compensated. *nods*
In Alaskan money, or USD? :confused:
Definitely EMO. No straight answers :rolleyes:
Possibly so.
Isn't this where i ask whether you had a fun "brain freeze" or not?
Don't call me Shirly.

In Alaskan money, or USD? :confused: Neither. My undying respect, appreciation, and spendings in the form of one or more of the four humours.

Possibly so.One might never know.

Don't call me Shirly.
Might want to skip the fish tonight.

I don't feel that way.
And that, in a nutshell, is why you don't count. :)

And that, in a nutshell, is why you don't count. :)
Don't count?
We have never talked about counting.

Today I learned that NS doesn't tolerate the exposing of "good guys" as little more than deluded bundles of insecurity, but is more than content to allow posters to call a women they've never met a bimbo and "fake".

Neither. My undying respect, appreciation, and spendings in the form of one or more of the four humours.
I hope you giggled at what I asked.
One might never know.
http://www.tootsie.com/image-sb/licks/howmany4.jpg
Might want to skip the fish tonight.
Dat iz dah smart plazizan.

I hope you giggled at what I asked.The exchange is just *terrible* these days. *nods*


http://www.tootsie.com/image-sb/licks/howmany4.jpg*recoils in terror*

Dat iz dah smart plazizan.
Yack em smack em.

Today I learned that Ruffy recoils from brain eating zombies.

I also learned of an evil evil internet practical joke which has the potential for so much hilarity it is probably only quasi legal at best.

The exchange is just *terrible* these days. *nods*
Tis a shame. :(
*recoils in terror*
Love ya, Toots :p
Yack em smack em.
*straightens hat*

*recoils in terror*


Was it the owl the tootsie pop or the mortarboard?

Today I learned that Ruffy recoils from brain eating zombies.
He's usually sick of them leaning on him for parental advice.

I also learned of an evil evil internet practical joke which has the potential for so much hilarity it is probably only quasi legal at best.
TG, per favore?

Was it the owl the tootsie pop or the mortarboard?
Why are you trying to make me relive the experience?
*cringes*

Why are you trying to make me relive the experience?
*cringes*
*lick*

.. 1

*lick*

2 ..

*lick*

.. 3

Why are you trying to make me relive the experience?
*cringes*

I had no idea you lived it the 1st time.

Youve got TG

Im gone to the mountains see y'all monday.

I had no idea you lived it the 1st time.

Youve got TG

Im gone to the mountains see y'all monday.
Bon voyage, then! *bows*
BTW - tickle La Dame du Spam for me, would you? I think she went up there for the trees and the sasquatch.

Im gone to the mountains see y'all monday.
:(

*lick*

.. 1

*lick*

2 ..

*lick*

.. 3
Let's just say i truly aligned myself more with Nader over this than anything else.
'Nuff said.

Let's just say i truly aligned myself more with Nader over this than anything else.
'Nuff said.
Ok, help me.

The 700 Club is scaring me.

Ok, help me.
Nader - consumer advocate.
Truth in advertising, the like.


The 700 Club is scaring me.As well, it SHOULD be.
It's whole pinnacle of "truth" is vengeance. Fuck them.

Nader - consumer advocate.
Truth in advertising, the like.
Aha.
As well, it SHOULD be.
It's whole pinnacle of "truth" is vengeance. Fuck them.
Meh, they made Europe look like a racist piece of shit, unlike when they said how America had MLK and now we totally love everyone.. Don't worry, I changed the channel.

Oh, they also called other gods fake and that if you give them money, the real god will make you happy.


:rolleyes:

Oh, they also called other gods fake and that if you give them money, the real god will make you happy.
:rolleyes:

Somewhere on a shady corner is a guy. If you give him money, the real prostitute will make you happy. So, the 700 Club is pimping out God. How righteous of them.

Today I learned that the 2 first questions of Kaplans LSAT practice test were really easy. If the entire test is as simple, I should be alright in my question for a law degree. (not that its a big deal, im only a sophomore undergrad)

Oh, they also called other gods fake and that if you give them money, the real god will make you happy.
:rolleyes:
Here's the part that supposedly biblically knowledgable people always seem to miss:
Genesis 11:7
Let us go down, and there confound their language.

Exodus 12:12
And against all the gods of Egypt I will execute judgment.

Exodus 15:11
Who is like unto thee, O LORD, among the gods?

Exodus 20:3, 5
Thou shalt have no other gods before me. ... Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them.

Exodus 22:20
He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

Exodus 22:28
Thou shalt not revile the gods.

Exodus 23:13
Make no mention of the name of other gods, neither let it be heard out of thy mouth.

Exodus 23:24
Thou shalt not bow down to their gods, nor serve them, nor do after their works: but thou shalt utterly overthrow them, and quite break down their images.

Exodus 23:32
Thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor with their gods.

Exodus 34:14
For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God.

Deuteronomy 6:14-15
Ye shall not go after other gods, of the gods of the people which are round about you; (For the LORD thy God is a jealous God among you)

Numbers 33:4
Upon their gods also the LORD executed judgments.

Joshua 24:14
Fear the Lord ... and put away the gods which your fathers served.

Judges 11:24
Wilt not thou possess that which Chemosh thy god giveth thee to possess?

1 Samuel 6:5
Ye shall give glory unto the God of Israel: peradventure he will lighten his hand from off you, and from off your gods.

1 Samuel 28:13
And the king said unto her, Be not afraid: for what sawest thou? And the woman said unto Saul, I saw gods ascending out of the earth.

1 Chronicles 16:25
The Lord ... is to be feared above all gods.

Psalm 82:1
God standeth in the congregation of the mighty, he judgeth among the gods.

Psalm 82:6
I have said, Ye are gods.

Psalm 86:8
Among the gods there is none like unto thee, O Lord.

Psalm 96:4
For the Lord ... is to be feared above all gods.

Psalm 97:7
Worship him, all ye gods.

Psalm 136:2
O give thanks unto the God of gods.

Jeremiah 1:16
I will utter my judgments against them ... who have forsaken me, and have burned incense unto other gods.

Jeremiah 10:11
The gods that have not made the heavens and the earth, even they shall perish from the earth, and from under these heavens.

Jeremiah 25:6
And go not after other gods to serve them, and to worship them, and provoke me not to anger with the works of your hands; and I will do you no hurt.

Zephaniah 2:11
The Lord will be terrible to them: for he will famish all the gods of the earth.

Yep, food for thought. Just as fake as any other, it would appear.
:mad:

Here's the part that supposedly biblically knowledgable people always seem to miss:

Yep, food for thought. Just as fake as any other, it would appear.
:mad:

Definitely. That sort of lover's tiff.

While the angry Gods kill each other with surprisingly human-like automatic weapons, I'll just squat here and have a large cuppa jelly.

Definitely. That sort of lover's tiff.*bows*
Funny - that was the first thread i was directly involved in that went to Spam- yet bafflingly enough - the pageant threads are STILL happening! :confused:

While the angry Gods kill each other with surprisingly human-like automatic weapons, I'll just squat here and have a large cuppa jelly.:eek: Careful who you say that around! *looks for lurking Ruffy*
Other than that, salud.
http://67.18.37.14/32/176/emo/Drinkers.gif

This is naive, being on-topic, but here goes:
I learnt that several philosophers do economics as well as free will. Hayek and Sowell. And that economics is a lot more interesting than just the stock market. To me anyway (shoots self.)

Last night I learned not to challenge an alcoholic to a drinking contest

*eyes turn blood red*

*lights a certain someone on fire*

I learned it's easy to grill. ;)

i learned i feel cold right now :(

i learned i feel cold right now :(
:eek:
I've learned that there is nothing to make you feel nice and toasty quickly quite like a few well-applied fluffles. Here ya go: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :)

:eek:
I've learned that there is nothing to make you feel nice and toasty quickly quite like a few well-applied fluffles. Here ya go: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :)
Uh ... can I feel nice and tosty too? :D

i learned i feel cold right now :(
*hands you a big fluffy blanket*

Uh ... can I feel nice and tosty too? :D
Sure you can

*Sets fire to Eutrusca*

Toasty?

Uh ... can I feel nice and tosty too? :D
For a price.. *hold arm out in front of WYTYG*

Sure you can

*Sets fire to Eutrusca*

Toasty?
:upyours:

Uh ... can I feel nice and tosty too? :D
Tosty? No. But if PM is willing to lend you one of his fluffles, you might be able to get toasty. :p

For a price.. *hold arm out in front of WYTYG*
What are you - my pimp? o.O

:upyours:
Is that a no? Aww man!

Today I've learned the wrong way of making a man toasty. :(

Tosty? No. But if PM is willing to lend you one of his fluffles, you might be able to get toasty. :p
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: a fluffle each :fluffle:

Today I've learned the wrong way of making a man toasty. :(
You know, you could've just asked. :p But yeah, where's the fun in that.

What are you - my pimp? o.O
Yes. :)

Is that a no? Aww man!

Today I've learned the wrong way of making a man toasty. :(
First off you need one of these:

http://www.thegrillstoreandmore.com/image/products/big-pics/9593b.jpg

You know, you could've just asked. :p But yeah, where's the fun in that.
"Learn by doing" is someone else's philosohy - I thought I should try it out ;) Next time I'll probably ask before setting fire to somebody though.

Aha! Another thing I've learned! :eek:
Man, I'm driving this thread back on topic all by myself here :D

Today I learnt to never lick a steak knife

Today I learnt to never lick a steak knife
*collects DNA*

That some of you have waay to much free time. :)

That some of you have waay to much free time. :)
You didn't know?? :eek:

Hey guys! Druidville didn't know!!

That some of you have waay to much free time. :)
Silly!

Sure you can

*Sets fire to Eutrusca*

Toasty?:upyours:
I learnt that Eutrusca gets a little grumpy around fires.:p

I've learned that I get tired after several days of randomly staying up until 7am and stupidly waking up at 11am.

I've learned that I'm pissed about being too pissed to go back into the WC 3rd Place thread even though we won.

I also learned something else but I forgot just now.

Oh, I remember:
I've learned that I can't wait until that brewing storm breaks loose and all evil huge-ass sigs will perish. Muahahaha. Can't wait.


ETA: I just learned that a lone, Portuguese voice of reason actually is worth going back into the the WC 3rd Place thread.

I've learned that I get tired after several days of randomly staying up until 7am and stupidly waking up at 11am.

I've learned that I'm pissed about being too pissed to go back into the WC 3rd Place thread even though we won.

I also learned something else but I forgot just now.

Oh, I remember:
I've learned that I can't wait until that brewing storm breaks loose and all evil huge-ass sigs will perish. Muahahaha. Can't wait.


ETA: I just learned that a lone, Portuguese voice of reason actually is worth going back into the the WC 3rd Place thread.
You, what?

You, what?
BS...

I've learned that I get tired after several days of randomly staying up until 7am and stupidly waking up at 11am.
And i learned that some people will fall for some things every time. :p

I also learned something else but I forgot just now.
I learned that sometimes it pays more than other times to be an archivist, or at least of such persuasion ... :D
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11322848&postcount=426

On topic - i learned that
Bush is related to Cheney! :eek:

I've just learned that, amazingly, there seems to be no limit to the stupidity of men. Incredible. Like watching a train wreck in slow motion.

Okay i was going to try this thread out here. I've done this before in an old forum way back....


Let's try to prove that NS isn't just a waste of time (not that is, but anyway)
why doesnt every poster put on here something they learned today. Whether it be something thought provoking and insightful, or just something downright ridiculous.....whatever the hell it is that you learned put it here!

*EDIT* and if this thread goes into the next day, then say what you learned then. make this EPIC!

Wonder if this will go well...... *keeps fingers crossed*

Nothing...As usual.

I've just learned that, amazingly, there seems to be no limit to the stupidity of men. Yes there is, actually.
One: they eventually die.
Two: a lot of them end up in exclusive relationships, and then their will and esteem is hence whittled into a fine powder which is easily whisked away into oblivion, at which point their intellect is essentially irrelevant.

Yes there is, actually.
One: they eventually die.
Two: a lot of them end up in exclusive relationships, and then their will and esteem is hence whittled into a fine powder which is easily whisked away into oblivion, at which point their intellect is essentially irrelevant.

Whatever. :rolleyes:

Whatever. :rolleyes:
Hey sweetie, i'm gonna use that post somewhere else, m'kay?

Besides - what took you so long?
:(

Hey sweetie, i'm gonna use that post somewhere else, m'kay?

Besides - what took you so long?
:(
No, not okay. I'm about to do that myself. Fuck this.

No, not okay. I'm about to do that myself. Fuck this.M'kay ... ?

I've just learned that, amazingly, there seems to be no limit to the stupidity of men. Incredible. Like watching a train wreck in slow motion.
You ok?

I learned that some people think that some rabbit fencing and a concrete block can be used to simulate the World Trade Center.

My faith in humanity has gone down, slightly. It was pretty low to start.

You ok?
I'm not under that impression, myself. *shrugs*

I'm not under that impression, myself. *shrugs*
Me neither, after reading her last post in Sexiest...

Things didn't turn out the way I thought they would over there.
:(

Me neither, after reading her last post in Sexiest...

Things didn't turn out the way I thought they would over there.
:(

As soon as she posted that i, i kinda knew what she was getting at.
I knew something was awry.

EDIT: I mean when she posted this:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11323308&postcount=716

I learned the today was a really bad day.

I learned the today was a really bad day.
TG.

I learned the today was a really bad day.
HA! I must've learned something different.

HA! I must've learned something different.
Surprising no one, methinks.

Surprising no one, methinks.
Now I'm confused.

Now I'm confused.
Don't worry about it, Straughn confuses everyone. :rolleyes:

Don't worry about it, Straughn confuses everyone. :rolleyes:
Well, it depends on if there's castration involved or not.

Well, it depends on if there's castration involved or not.

That ranks 2 camel penii on the disturbing scale.

That ranks 2 camel penii on the disturbing scale.
Background story, check.
Two humps? The Bactrian?
I usually don't think about camels when i think of pinking shears and testicles ... but perhaps i will from now on.

TG.
Replied, Replied, Half understanding.

Replied, Replied, Half understanding.
I'll check 'em.
*bows*

That ranks 2 camel penii on the disturbing scale.
TSI you sexy thing, you!

I uh.. castrate.. for a living.

TSI you sexy thing, you!

I uh.. castrate.. for a living.
So your jewish?

So your jewish?

That's circumcision, not castration.

So your jewish?
No, I'm anti-fluffle.

TSI you sexy thing, you!

I uh.. castrate.. for a living.

Do you do anything for yaks?

Replied, Replied, Half understanding.
Tag. :)

Do you do anything for yaks?
For a price.

Tag. :)
Will look.

Ya know, for a day like this, I could really go for comfy couch, a beer, and a Garden State dvd..

Will look.

Ya know, for a day like this, I could really go for comfy couch, a beer, and a Garden State dvd..
I'm about asleep as it is. I'm just about done doing research anyway, probably hit the hay for an hour or so.
*yawns*

I learned that the movie Venom isn't that good, it's way too predictable

I'm about asleep as it is. I'm just about done doing research anyway, probably hit the hay for an hour or so.
*yawns*
Mmmk, Doctor.

I guess I'll think about that topic.

I learned the today was a really bad day.
Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue skies fade to gray
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on

You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee you go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces every time
And I don't need no carryin' on

Because you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Will you need a blue sky holiday?
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carryin' on