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Anyway...

Can someone say "SPAMPIG!"?

Shoot. This SHOULD be 3913, but I didn't notice the posts in War of the Heavens.

Are you guys playing 99 posts on the walls? Without me?

85 posts not yet posted to go, 85 posts not yet posted, you take one down, pass it around..

Haha, fun, fun. And as for the new thread, I'm right now debating on whether or not to have an entirely new sign-up, or stick with the people who are already participating.

How's this: have a sign up, but give all of us the information on the thread and just include us from the beginning. Besides, with a new signup and new OOC, it'll give us a chance to add to our characters, because after all, rebuilding civilization from the ruins of a war can really help someone's abilities out.

Hmm...That'll work. I figure that the new thread will be about, oh, lets say nine years later, so its to be expected that some new things will have happened; Zena will be Popette, Alehkra will have grandkids, Aozora will be part of the church, ect...

Which is I think 5:30 for me. And I'm sure Aozora would be very happy with that, but I figure its up to Zena, or in other words you. And yes, now that I think of it, we did decide on High Priestess. Well, seeya, have fun at work.

I thought we agreed on High Priestess? And for all we know, Aozora and Zena could finally have figured out they have deep feeling for each other and Zena would end up as Joshua's cousin by marriage. Or I could be spouting off shit, which is pretty normal for me. So long for now though, I work till closing (6 on sundays) so I won't be able to post till about 6:30 at the earliest.

Hmmm... Good point. It'll give me enough time to think up some stuff for President Patrick Harker. (Reunited States of America) As well as introduce a few of the new human countries that arose from the ruins. (Mereshka already agreed to this.) And I'll post a little info on each (as well as the new form of the UN)

Union of United Human Countries (EU, African Coalition, The Republics of Greater Asia, Eastern Asian Alliance, Reunited States of America, Neo Britannia)

European Union (Germany, France, Italy)

Extremely xenophobic nations, The European Union has been in the process of "purification" that is to say, the elimination of all things supernatural in its borders. It has managed a ninety percent success rate, and further plans continue to this day.

African Coalition (Pieces of South Africa)

Attempting to emulate big brother Europe, the African Coalition has in no way made any progress, only sinking them selves into even deeper trouble, however, they are the most politically stable of the various survivng human nations.

The Republics of Greater Asia (China, India)

Holding more then half of the remaining Human population, the RGA is the most isolationist, only joining the Union out of necessity for foreign goods.

Eastern Asian Alliance (Japan, Philippines)

The only alliance that has such a wide spread between the two member nations, the EAA attempts to make up for the lack of activity from the RGA, attempting to get involved in as much as it can to gain favor among the other countries.

Reunited States of America (Alaska, pieces of Canada)

The least xenophobic of all of the nations, indeed, the most scorned for its non-human policies, the Reunited States shares a close border with the various werewolf clans, and the closer to the border, the more werewolf customs one begins to see among the human populace. The RUSA, along with the EU, is one of the founding members of the Union.

Neo Britannia (Australia)

Contact was only established twice with Neo Britannia, once during a request for supplies, the second during its admittance to the union. No one is sure whether it still exists or simply died due to infighting, starvation or other occurrences.




And finally, the other surviving humans.

South America

What once held five thousand humans at wars end has dwindled down to nearly two hundred, old hatreds simmer in South America, and the war and the following events brought the hatreds to a raging boil, massive fighting still rages, even as the number of people dwindles towards zero.

Alright, that sounds good UHC. And, just so you know, how the new thread begins, is Alehkra is going to visit first Patrick, than Zena, for reasons that I'll later reveal.

All right, sounds good with me. When can we expect the new thread?

Well, the major obstruction right now, is how to let other people in on this. I think its pretty much a given that the people already participating will be in it, but I'm trying to figure out how to have a sign-up.

No, I mean people who didn't participate. I'm trying to figure them into the actual story.

OOC: Just hold a sign up, everyone who is already in can post their characters again, then post new ones if they want.

No, I mean people who didn't participate. I'm trying to figure them into the actual story.

OOC: Hmm.. maybe have them in the background or something? A quick mention here or there, something like that?


And once again, you made The god of time warps pleased.

No, people who want to sign-up!!! I'm talking new people who never even signed-up for in the first place. I'm trying to figure them into the story so that I can make the RP more open. Unless you think thatI should just leave it between the people already participating?


Heres my response to the timewarp god, hes the guy on the left, I'm on the right: :eek: :sniper:

What are we doing? Because I'm back!!!

BTW, what about TBCS?

Check when I replied in the thread Kenavt, I gave you a birthday present. And, I'm going to have a new RP.

You see, thats just the thing UHC. I'm wondering on how to get them involved in the conflict.

No, people who want to sign-up!!! I'm talking new people who never even signed-up for in the first place. I'm trying to figure them into the story so that I can make the RP more open. Unless you think thatI should just leave it between the people already participating?


Heres my response to the timewarp god, hes the guy on the left, I'm on the right: :eek: :sniper:


OOC:

Hmm... have them come in as new people, people who weren't in the garden or something.

Check when I replied in the thread Kenavt, I gave you a birthday present. And, I'm going to have a new RP.

You see, thats just the thing UHC. I'm wondering on how to get them involved in the conflict.


If they're an angel, have them be part of a renegade group who couldn't stand by and watch, if they're human, have them be part of one of the various nations, if they're werewolf, have them be either the splinter factions or the main clans. And finally, if they're a demon, have them be part of a group that wants to take advantage of the conflict.

Eh, whatever works. Its not really important enough for me to think it all the way through. Alright then, stand by for the new sign-up, and shortly thereafter, since we've already got several participants, the IC.

So you'll just have us repost our characters? As for continuality, we can just say that they're survivors of other clans that avoided the Garden War.

And you people keep forgetting to add in the War of the Heavens posts. UHC, your post of 3931 is really 3955.

Right on.

So you'll just have us repost our characters? As for continuality, we can just say that they're survivors of other clans that avoided the Garden War.

And you people keep forgetting to add in the War of the Heavens posts. UHC, your post of 3931 is really 3955.

Yup. And by the way Sylvonia, I leave it to you to decide how things turned out between Aozora and Zena.

Well, among werewolves, multiple children per birth happens pretty often, so three or four at the very least.

Yup. And by the way Sylvonia, I leave it to you to decide how things turned out between Aozora and Zena.

Well, I sure know what happened to Edward and Cecilia. Thing is, how many kids?

Well, among werewolves, multiple children per birth happens pretty often, so three or four at the very least.

Four it is then.

Yup. And by the way Sylvonia, I leave it to you to decide how things turned out between Aozora and Zena.

Sweet, on both counts. I'll TG for details in a bit.

I'll be waiting for it.

Heres the link to the new sign-up, repost all of your characters, adding whatever happened to them after the war to their bio: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=559395

Well, we're 44 away... anyone wanna try for 4000?

4000 what?

4000 posts in the First War.

Oh...That makes sense. I guess.

40 to go...

Nuh uh, your a liar. Now theres 39 to go. You really shouldn't lie Sylvonia.

Now you lie, 38.

Post your numbers people!

I forgot that time!!!! :(

We're off...

24 posts not yet posted to go, 24 posts not yet posted, you take one down, pass it around...

3977

....................I forgot what I was going to say (type)........

3978

Wait, got it...... Zeekyboogiedoog!

Whoa Nelly! Thar We Go!

3980

.....what?

19 posts not yet posted to go, 19 posts not yet posted, you take one down, pass it around...

Yes, I have too much fun with that.

3982

Waaaaaayy to much.

17 posts not yet posted to go, 17 posts not yet posted. You take one down, pass it around...

I doubt this is going to stop any time soon BTW. :p

Why are we counting?

Posts to 4000.

15 posts not yet posted to go, 15 posts not yet posted. You take one down, pass it around...

Heh, fourteen away.

you lie.
13

actually, I lie too. :p
12

3989

You're all lying! The answer is Pi.

Is it 4000 posts in both the D&A and War of the Heavens threads together?

It's combining this one, the first IC thread, and War of the Heavens.

Oh.

By the way, there's 3991 posts remaining by your post, not 3931. How'd you figure that out anyway?

"tip toes past Sylvonia"

That was a mistype. I do that a lot...

And NC, I saw that.

AAA ya got me, what's up?

The post count.

trying to get to 4000 i see? :p

bump-

No! [/Sarcasm]

I Got The 4000!!!!

YES 4000 ^^ i used bump to make the count against you ha.

ah crap it didn't work :(

lulz, I beat you NC.

ill do anything to make it up to you ^^

Anyway...
i got post 4000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Your cool...."uses super magical Kash Wilson powers to get 5,000 post ^^ :D

*lulz at NC, secretly cries when Sylvonia isn't looking and screams "I wanted my 4000!"*

Hmm, we could do that if we keep this up.

Anyway, what's to say that I won't get that post too?

*lulz at NC, secretly cries when Sylvonia isn't looking and screams "I wanted my 4000!"*

Awww, it's ok. We're going for 5000 now.

no no no, its just wrong, 5000 isnt supposed to happen!

*cough cough* We could include "No Rest For Humanity" with it's 210 posts, it's a shortcut *cough cough*

You know, I could make 5000 happen all on my own. It would just take a long time...

NO NO NO!!!!!

Kenavt, this is for the ORIGINAL war. Those posts are for the SECOND war!!!

Whatever!

Not WHATEVER! There's a DIFFERENCE!

Anyway...
i got post 4000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

I still curse you.

I still curse you.

Most people do, I just learn to live with it.

LOL, i want to be a vampire :rolleyes: so bad.

LOL, i want to be a vampire :rolleyes: so bad.

Über random much?

Über random much?

:upyours:

:upyours:

:headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang:

Oh take a joke!

:headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang:

Oh take a joke!

i know i never meant to flip you off, i just like to...oh look a kitty.

i know i never meant to flip you off, i just like to...oh look a kitty.

*catches kitty* My kitty now. See you folks later, I have to go babysit my little cousin.

:sniper: *kills kitty* Still hate you.

Awww, love you too Talrania. I wonder how long we have till we hit the 5K...


Yes, that's me being too lazy to add up the three threads.

Wait, you killed my cat... *snipes you from 1500 feet* :sniper:

You can't kill me....

I'M RICK JAMES, BEE-OTCH!

*chops off your arm with a machete* "Meh." *kicks you into NC's blizzard stricken ravine*

*Kevin walks in, munches on nacho*

*flys out of ravine using suh-weet shoes*

RICK JAMES FLIES!!!

Wow, I'm sorry, I have no idea what came over me. Let me try again.



ZEEKYBOOGIEDOOG!

*steals nachos and shoes, kicks Tal back into the ravine*

*The Zeeky-H-Bomb I just dropped destroys everything withing 10 miles*

Ha.

Watch the demented cartoon movie for it to make sense.

"but I'm immune to that." *kicks you into a deeper ravine*

And I can fly out of ravines. Big deal. Its the thought that counts.

*"Where's my nachoes?"*

Wait, were are my magic shoes? NOOOOOOOOooooo...... *falls into ravine*

*Wonders around like demented idiot, then finds caramel popcorn behind rock, "Yay!!!"*

*puts on shoes and steals popcorn*

*Starts to cry back for popcorn, wonders why Sylvonia is such a meany*

*Crawls up ravine, walks up to Sylvonia* "Lemme ask you something..... What did the five fingers say to the face?" *pauses* "SLAP!!!" *slaps Sylvonia into the ravine, but not before taking the popcorn. walks over to kenavt, eats a few pieces of popcorn, gives back popcorn* "Here you go. The caramel gets stuck in my huge teeth :D anyway."

*uses shoes to fly back up* "Talrania, blizzards are cold." *tosses Tal back into the ravine after taking back popcorn* "I just wanted a couple bites" *takes a handful and hands it back*

*munches noisily on the popcorn*

"Fine then!" *makes snow cone out of snow, pulls cherry coke out of pocket and pours it on snow.* "Mmmmm..... snow cone-y."

*repeats Tal's snow cone process without the coke and hands him a yellow snow cone* "Try a bite" :D

"Sorry, but I'm full from mine. You can have it."

"Killjoy."

*Pulls out cookie from behind back* "Care for a Schnickerdoodle?"

*pulls out a minibar* "Anyone want a drink?"

"Pssht. Please. Who only has a drink?"

"Usually someone starts wanting a drink then it escalates." *pulls out a couple beers* "Shall we start here?"

"Sure." *downs both beers* "But what are you going to drink?"

*points into the minibar* "It's bottomless." *downs a beer before pulling out wines*

*Hic* "What'd you say? *Starts chugging bottle of wine*

*whacks you over the head witha beer bottle. "That was to share you moron!

*looks around, dazed.* *Hic* "What'd you say?" *Finishes off bottle of wine.*

*loads shotgun* "You're an ass." *fires*

*looks around* "Ha! you missed! You must be pretty wasted to-" *passes out, collapses on the ground*

"Apparently he's never heard of a warning shot. Oh well." *drops chloroform soaked rag over Tal's face*

*eyes pop open* "You can't get rid of me that easily! I have-" *passes out again*

*laughs before calling for police to take him to rehab*

"No! Not the fuzz!" *steals shotgun and uses it to keep police at bay*

*laughs as the shotgun reappears in my hands* "Sorry, for me only"

"Oh... then what do I get?"

"handcuffs" *handcuffs appear on your wrists*

"Hooray!" *Uses handcuffs to strangle police* "Don't worry, they're only unconscious..... I think."

"Um, dude, you're in handcuff and you're attacking police. Something tells me they'll add counts of assault and resisting arrest to your charges."

"But I can plead insanity and get away with it, for obvious reasons." *starts gnawing on handcuff.*

And 'Night. I have to work in the morning, I'll be back tomorrow evening.

Night then.

*fuses handcuffs together* "You're going nowhere."

"That's not nice. In fact, it makes me angry. Very.... ANGRY!!!" *turns into the Incredible Bulk, and eats handcuffs* (thats not a typo, btw)

*pulls random lever* "buh-bye!" *you fall into a pit and the door closes above you*

*huge fat rolls get stuck in top of pit* "Bulk too big for puny hole! Geearrrrg!" *eats way out of hole by eating surrounding dirt*

*sends electric shock to stop you from leaving the pit*

*eats electricity.*

*electricity stops your heart* "Hmm, probably used a bit much there..."

"Bulk have no heart! Only fat!" *Goes on insane eating rampage*

"fine then." *electricity starts to fry your fat, which catches fire and burns you*

*Eats electricity, which is sent to stomach, which consists of a black hole*

*uses anti-black hole ray on you, which makes you burn due to the process below*

*anti black-hole ray never reaches stomach, due to infinitely compact fat rolls*

*uses laser to cut away at the fat until the ray reaches your stomach*

*infinitely compact rolls*

"But there IS a definite limit to your total thickness, and thus with something physical we could get to your stomach." *uses tools to open up and reveal your stomach*

"you know what? I'm tired of this. *Turns normal again*

*laughs* "Killjoy. You just don't like the fact that I have ideas at every turn to fight back what you've got."

"It's not really fair. I said I had infinitely thick fat infinitely compressed due the black hole of a stomach I had, and then you simply said I didn't. So you know what? Maybe I'll just die and end it."

"No, don't do that. That's my job! Anyway, if they were truly infinite, you would have kept expanding until you covered everything. Right?"

"But black holes reduce infinity into a single point. Therefore, multiple black holes can reduce infinity into multiple single points, thus creating infinite fat in a finite zone."

"you make my head hurt." *head starts to melt*

:D "How about this?

The following statement is true.
The previous statement is false."

*head goes boom*

If that did it, then you must be either

A. A robot, and I'll unplug you, or the more probable answer,

B. A Witch! Burn the Witch!

*turns you into a toad*

*Turns back* "I got bet'er!"

*turns you into a toad requiring my magic to turn you back*

*Turns back using the magic of Monty Python that nothing can stop* "I got bet'er!"

*banishes the magic of Monty Python to Level 0 where it can never escape*

*bashed your head with a lvl 14 Bloodied Mace"

*uses magic to heal and banish the mace* "Bwahahahahaha!"

"That's it!" *rolls up sleeves, then uses a picture of Chuck Norris to banish magic, accidentally destroys reality too* "Oops.

*sighs* I suppose I need to fix this then? *restores things to their proper way*

"Zeekyboogiedoog!" *Everything explodes*

*explosion stops and reverses* "Seriously, that needs to stop"

Says who?

Dix Moi!

oh Yeah? Well I Say Different!

OH YEAH!? I say different than THAT!

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://blog.pennlive.com/pennsyltucky/2008/01/nader12308.jpg&imgrefurl=http://blog.pennlive.com/pennsyltucky/2008/01/nader_urges_rendell_to_reject.html&h=816&w=600&sz=68&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=i4ZHK8xJ1lrXvM:&tbnh=144&tbnw=106&prev=/images%3Fq%3DRalph%2BNader%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG

OH YEAH? WELL HE SAYS DIFFERENT THEN THAT!!!

*migraine*
DON'T YOU DARE BRING POLITICS INTO THIS!
*sends migraine to you*

*casts reflect to send Migraine back*

YOU JUST FEAR THE NADER, DON'T YOU?

DON'T BE A HATER, VOTE FOR NADER!

*migraine returns and burrows into your brain*
NO! IT'S JUST TOO EARLY FOR POLITICS!

*nothing happens due to a lack of a brain*

THE ALL CAPS HUGE FONT IS KINDA SPAMMING.

AND FINE. I'LL LET YOU OFF THE HOOK THIS TIME. BUT I CAN'T SAY THE SAME FOR NADER.

*Stares in shock*
WHO CARES!? IT'S WHY WE'RE USING THE OLD OOC THREAD TO DO THIS RATHER THAN THE CURRENT ONE OR THE IC THREAD. BESIDES, IT LETS US WORK TO 5000.

AND NADER CAN KISS MY ASS.

*stares back blankly, drooling*

THAT'S TRUE. I LOST COUNT THOUGH. WHAT ARE WE AT?

AND NADER WOULD BE USED TO IT. HE HAD TO DO A LOT OF ASS-KISSING TO GET TO WHERE HE IS. BUT IT'S STILL KINDA PERVERTED THAT YOU WANT HIM TO.

*O.o*

YOU WANT ME TO DO MATH BEFORE NOON!? ARE YOU INSANE?!

Ok, fine, just give me a minute...

This is post 4115.
WELL, WE'RE GETTING THERE.

4116

sorta. And How Do You Make The Line Thingy That Divides It From The Rest Of The Message?

*glares* WE ARE GETTING THERE!! THERE IS NO SORTA!

And look above all the controls for the message, it says title. Just put it in there and you'll automatically get a line.

OK, YOU'RE RIGHT. SORTA.

And ty. I think I got it.

THERE IS NO SORTA! AND SINCE WHEN ARE WE USING COLORS?

Np, and you got it right.

I THINK I JUST SAID SORTA, DIDN'T I? SO THERE IS! AND SINCE I STARTED IT, SILLY!

Coolio.

Edit: Gah!!! I accidentally used my shrink ray on my text! GAAAAHHHH!!!!!

I THINK I JUST SAID SORTA, DIDN'T I? SO THERE IS! AND SINCE I STARTED IT, SILLY!

Coolio.

YOU FORGOT TO MAKE IT BIG!

Yup.

Edit: Gah!!! I accidentally used my shrink ray on my text! GAAAAHHHH!!!!!

lulz.

*sob* I'm So Sorry! Why Does This Keep Happening To Me?!?!?!

....

IT'S ALRIGHT.
*Pats you on the back*

I NEED HELP. I'M GOING INSANE!!!

*falls over*

WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

*picks you up*

I DON'T KNOW!! STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!!!!

*Seizes*

*Sticks you with an epi pen*

I'LL ASK QUESTIONS IF I WANT TO!

*takes out pen, stabs you in the eye*

GEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRG!!!!

*heals eye*
YOU IDIOT!

I ALREADY KNOW THAT!!!

*bites off own ear somehow*

*laughs*

AS LONG AS YOU KNOW.

I ALREADY TOLD YOU!!! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ANYMORE!!!

*spits ear in your face*

*destroys ear*

AND YET YOU KNOW HOW TO TYPE!!!

I DON'T KNOW WHY, OK?!?!?

*Ear grows back*

LMAO, WORKS FOR ME!

*stares*

WHAT? SORRY, IT'S HARD TO HEAR (SEE) WHAT YOU SAID!

*still staring emptily, drooling*

YOUR EAR WAS TORN OFF, NOT YOUR EYE!

*stares back, drooling slightly*

YOUR WORDS BLENDED IN WITH THE BACK GROUND SO WELL, IT WAS HARD TO SEE!

*Keeps staring, with a fountain of drool gushing out*

BWAHAHAHA!! NOT MY PROBLEM!!!!!!1!!!111ONE!!!

*Stares back, waterfall of drool*

YOU'RE DESPICABLE.

*stares back, drool flooding the small room we're in*

*opens drain, still staring and drooling*

I KNOW, BUT THAT'S WHY YOU ALL LOVE ME. :)

*drool thickens, begins to clog drain*

NOT REALLY. SORRY, BUT I DON'T SWING THAT WAY. :p

*more drains open and we rise up on platforms to get away. Keeps staring and drooling*

LMFAO, IT WAS A JOKE! *HUGS* :p

*drool starts to develop a self-conscious, and starts mumbling*

I DON'T UNDERSTAND!! I'LL GET BACK TO IT IN A FEW HOURS, OR LATER 2NITE!

seriously, a few hours or l8er 2nite.

*starts talking to the drool*

OK, TALK TO YOU THEN.

*drools out the same amount as the Atlantic ocean, with a yellow liquid to boot* i thought the room was made of yellow sponge?or was it white....

It's a white room with any number of hidden secrets. *Drains all the drool and goo*

*drains get clogged by a soft chocolate lookig object*

*drains unclog themselves*

sticks a cork in the drains

*drains suck in corks*

*Cork tree grows from drain*

*burns down cork tree with flamethrower*

*watches*

"Bwah hwah hwah, with a Scottish accent!"

wow...

sorry, its really an inside joke, you have to be a member to know.:rolleyes:

works for me.

Good. And yes, btw, the "With a Scottish accent" part is spoken out loud.

That's sad...

No, corny... there is a fine line between the two though.....

No, there isn't. There is in fact a great wall of china in between the two.

.....It's not that great of a wall, really.....

...it was...

Shut up, Richard!

wtf!?
O_o

Oh
My
God!

Have you NEVER seen the movie Tommy Boy?!?!?!?!!

never

Get off the computer now. Go rent the movie, or better yet buy it. Watch it at least twice, then come back.

I just lost all re-... wait, I didn't have any respect for you. Well.... you'll never get any either!

Seriously! Gosh!:headbang:

Have you never heard of Youtube or Netflix?

You're not one to talk! I don't care how, just watch it! :headbang:

No.

:upyours:

:D
Lulz, you love me and you know it!

Seriously, you have to see the movie. Probably the funniest film I've ever seen.

*pops in on this, and yet again, wonders "WTF are these weiros on?", then get a decapitated head to sniped them :sniper:*

"Not now, dammit!" (also from Tommy boy.) *Hires terrorist to kill sniping head*

Oh, Rat Race. Thats another good one. But not as good.

:sniper::mp5:

*still flubber, bullets bounce off*

Rat race was good.

is rat race when people watch rats run through mazes?? anyways, back to the important stuff *takes sum decapitated guy with an arm that grows out of thin air, and sends him to piss off the terrorist, whos killing the sniper, whos killing you guys :sniper::mp5::upyours:*

I hate you almost as much as Syl right now. Congrats.

Actually, scratch that. Now its more then I hat Syl. Because Rat Race was good.

And my toxic weapon dude can take care of all three at once.

:sniper::mp5::upyours::gundge:

There's still one thing none of you can beat here though.

The guy with the brick wall. :headbang:

And Tal, I KNOW you're cheating on me over there, KNOCK IT OFF!

and at that, im leaving for a few hours.

Again? Aww.

:eek:thank thank you. i try my best. and syl, tal is cheating on you for THE Nader. you know what beats the random heabang and the seasick guy shooting my finger guy pissing off your terrorist guy shooting my sniper guy, who shooting you? This!!

:sniper::mp5::upyours::gundge::headbang::fluffle: