NationStates Jolt Archive

yup, its acting up.

just curious, when should we continue the IC thread?

I just posted there, feel free to answer.

K, i didn't know before, i posted now.

I've got no problems with any of my nations on NS itself. But Jolt is slow and I keep getting database errors.

Wow, maybe we should try and slow down a bit. This is going nuts and I think Jolt's servers are having a blast keeping up with us.

Hmmm... Possibibily.

lol, fun. I say it and it happens before people can read.

it is pretty crazy. Unfortunately, I'm gonna have to ruin it. I found out my internet cuts out as exactly 11pm (in my time zone) every night. Thats 3am gmt. thats also in 6 minutes.

it is pretty crazy. Unfortunately, I'm gonna have to ruin it. I found out my internet cuts out as exactly 11pm (in my time zone) every night. Thats 3am gmt. thats also in 6 minutes.

Now that sucks. I wonder why that happens though.

Bummer mate.

I'll be back in 20 minutes or so.

Righto. I'll just wait here... alone... all alone... yep, poor Mereshka, sitting here all alone. HEY! A kitty! Alright, you can leave, I don't care.

lol Mereshka, Kash Wilson enjoys your comedy, however bad it may be at times.

Ah! Kash is here. Wait, hes making fun of my comedy.. I think... I'm confused. Well, I'm pretty sure hes insulting me, so attack kitty! *Cat mewes cutely* Damn, I knew I should have made him into a super-sodlier kittly. Ah well, too late for that.

Now that I've had my fun, thanks. I think.

You people are nuts. But I suppose that's why we all like you so!

Never mind. I'm on. But I'll get off soon. I'm tired.

Ah! Kash is here. Wait, hes making fun of my comedy.. I think... I'm confused. Well, I'm pretty sure hes insulting me, so attack kitty! *Cat mewes cutely* Damn, I knew I should have made him into a super-sodlier kittly. Ah well, too late for that.

Now that I've had my fun, thanks. I think.

^^ "huggles Mereshka"

Huggle!! Ah!! Back, back foul cuteness thingy. No, not you kitty, stay here, I wasn't talking to you, kitty! Come back! Don't leave me!! NOOOO! *Breaks down and cries*

^^ "huggles Mereshka"

Wow. Yeah, I'm definitely getting off soon.

*picks up kitty* Awww, he likes me. :p

Huggle!! Ah!! Back, back foul cuteness thingy. No, not you kitty, stay here, I wasn't talking to you, kitty! Come back! Don't leave me!! NOOOO! *Breaks down and cries*

What? "Hugs tight" I can't give you a nice....sweet....warm...mmmm...hug?

Tal, let's say you and me back up to a safe distance. I don't want to get caught in that explosion of emotion.

*Gives up and cries on shoulder* The kitty *sob* left me *sob* for Sylvonia!! *sob sob* Why?!?!

I'm sorry, but ROFLMFAO.

Cats just seem to like me for some reason. See, I've got three of them!

Seriously, I do have 3 cats and they're all clinically insane.

*Gives up and cries on shoulder* The kitty *sob* left me *sob* for Sylvonia!! *sob sob* Why?!?!

"lets tears run down" Its okay...Its okay, maybe if you didn't try to send him into situations that could kill him, kitty would come back.

Yeah, good idea. Besides, I'm allergic to cats, so I think I'll skedaddle. (does anybody say that anymore? because I sure as hell don't.)

I'm a dog persona myself, but I do have a very nice cat.

"lets tears run down" Its okay...Its okay, maybe if you didn't try to send him into situations that could kill him, kitty would come back.

*Jumps up angry* Are you saying you could beat my kitty? Huh, punk? *Grabs another cat from seemingly nowhere which proceeds to scratch the hell out of Kash*

Oh, well then you go to the opposite side of them if I'm going to hold the cat. *pets kitty. Kitty purrs* And I've had some bad experiences with dogs, so I'm not that into them.

*Jumps up angry* Are you saying you could beat my kitty? Huh, punk? *Grabs another cat from seemingly nowhere which proceeds to scratch the hell out of Kash*

"simpy breaks cat's neck" Cough " middle line backer, mvp wrestler" cough.

Oh, well then you go to the opposite side of them if I'm going to hold the cat. *pets kitty. Kitty purrs* And I've had some bad experiences with dogs, so I'm not that into them.

maybe you shouldnt pretend to be other dogs? perhahps you wouldnt be cleaing the back of your pants ^^

*Joshua and Zena's eyes start twitching* Um, NC, run for you life. I think they're about ready to fry you for that.

maybe you shouldnt pretend to be other dogs? perhahps you wouldnt be cleaing the back of your pants ^^

I don't pretend to be dogs. Never have. And I don't have to clean my pants for that reason, but when I was really little, dogs used to chase me. A lot.

Aozora appears from nowhere. "Hmm... How'd I get here? Ah well, time for questions later. RUN KASH! Zena will pick you up and throw you from very high distances! Trust me!"

*Zena takes off near breaking the sound barrior*

Um, ya. Kash, run for your life like, NOW.

[QUOTE=Mereshka;13726698]Aozora appears from nowhere. "Hmm... How'd I get here? Ah well, time for questions later. RUN KASH! Zena will pick you up and throw you from very high distances! Trust me!"[/QUOT

I aplogize for my behavior " open arms for hug" :D coem here

Aozora sighed. "She runs to bloody fast. Its no fun watching girls in skirts run if you can't see them. She can't hear me going that fast, can she?"

I don't need to hear you if I can read your thoughts. Zena tackled Kash and began to beat on him for killing the cat.

Aozora sighed. "I'm in trouble, huh Joshy?"

I don't need to hear you if I can read your thoughts. Zena tackled Kash and began to beat on him for killing the cat.

like Zena the warrior princess " OUch, get off me, I don't like girls" kicks in #$#$ and get's stuck.

Aozora burst out laughing, falling to the ground, rolling around holding his sides, crying, the whole nine yards. "He just.. and got... Good God, I thought I was in trouble!"

Um, no, not quite. That "Zena" spelled it "Xena."

Zena ripped off (and out) the offending limb before continuing to wail on Kash.

Aozora sighed. "I'm in trouble, huh Joshy?"

Joshua laughed as Zena continued to beat up on Kash. "Oh ya, you're in deep if you keep it up."

Um, no, not quite. That "Zena" spelled it "Xena."

Zena ripped off (and out) the offending limb before continuing to wail on Kash.

Laughs at her attempts to beat me up " Wha...what are you tying to do, ouch that's my face!" runs behind couch

Happy thousandth post Sylvonia!!

Laughs at her attempts to beat me up " Wha...what are you tying to do, ouch that's my face!" runs behind couch
Zena tackled the couch, knocking it over on top of Kash. "I'll get you yet you homicidal maniac!"

Happy thousandth post Sylvonia!!

Yays!!! Thanks Mereshka!

Aozora, recovering from the laughing fit, winced as the couch fell on him. "Hey Zena." Aozora called out, "Don't you think hes learned his lesson? You did sort of tear his leg off..." He again broke down laughing thinking of why the leg needed to be torn off.

Zena tackled the couch, knocking it over on top of Kash. "I'll get you yet you homicidal maniac!"



Yays!!! Thanks Mereshka!

"smiles" Your right about the second, but im not homicidal...am I? "runs behind Mereshka knawing on his shoulder.

"smiles" Your right about the second, but im not homicidal...am I? "runs behind Mereshka knawing on his shoulder.

Aozora stops laughing immeadietly. "Oh no you don't you ain't sacriicing me." He grabbed Kash, throwing him at Zena.

Zena flew through the air, getting first Kash then Aozora. "You're in my way, you're going down!" She began to wail on them again, this time creating copies to help out.

Alright seriously that's enough " Grabbing Zena's ear " Im tired of being smacked in the face "touches hand imprint"

Aozora managed t get up, and shook his hand at Kash. "Now now, I don't like women beaters." He said, completely ignoring the fact that Zena had torn his leg off, and otherwise beat the living hell out of Kash. (And himself)

Zena gave Kash another smack across the face. "Feel regret yet for killing the poor cat?"

Zena gave Kash another smack across the face. "Feel regret yet for killing the poor cat?"

"licks swollen lip" .........nope...can't say i do regret it.

Aozora shook his head. "Just tell her you regret the kitty homicide Kash. You do want to keep your other two legs, right?" He said the last part grinning.

Zena chuckled maniacally at Aozora's comment. "I never thought that far. Nice one." She smacked Kash again. "I'll ask again. Any regret?"

Aozora shrugged. "Sorry Kash."

Zena chuckled maniacally at Aozora's comment. "I never thought that far. Nice one." She smacked Kash again. "I'll ask again. Any regret?"

" Yes, i regret it, im sorry"

Meanwhile inside Kash Wilson's head

Im totally tricking this bitch.

Zena's eyes went wide. "You're an ignorant fool. Either that or you forgot I can read minds." She grabbed his remaining leg. "Try me. I dare you."

Zena's eyes went wide. "You're an ignorant fool. Either that or you forgot I can read minds." She grabbed his remaining leg. "Try me. I dare you."

takes a big breath while smilling "........break it..."

Zena grinned like the madwoman she was. "You asked for it." She pulled with all her might and again ripped a leg from Kash. "Hmm, I think we need to get you a wheelchair now."

O.O " Eyes widen as I fall down " Yes, a wheel chair would be to my liking, asap please."

*Sigh* Joshua conjured a wheelchair that rose from below Kash for him to sit in. "Happy now?"

*Sigh* Joshua conjured a wheelchair that rose from below Kash for him to sit in. "Happy now?"

"hugs Joshua " Thank you" starts to wheel around like a little kid.

Aozora grinned despite himself. "I did warn ya mate. Just be thankful she let you keep your third leg."

OOC: I'll have to get off soon.

OOC: Ok. Wow, we're using OOC in the OOC thread.

IC: (OOC: And IC too. :p) Zena grinned maliciously. "I'm not done yet." She pulled out a dagger from her belt and pulled Kash from Joshua. "Any remorse yet for the poor kitty?"

Aozora grasped in horror. "NO!" He jumped bravely in front of Kash. "You can tear off his legs, his arms, hell, even his head, but don't do that to the poor man!"

Zena created a copy to hold Aozora in place. "Fine then. But you're not a 'man' technically. You're a male demon."

OOC: Ok. Wow, we're using OOC in the OOC thread.

IC: (OOC: And IC too. :p) Zena grinned maliciously. "I'm not done yet." She pulled out a dagger from her belt and pulled Kash from Joshua. "Any remorse yet for the poor kitty?"

Whimpers lightly " just put that right here" point to chest.

Aozora, realizing what she had in mind, began struggling for all he was worth. "NOO!! You wouldn't do that, would you Zena? Would you? Please?" Seeing he couldnt break free of the copy, he turned to comedy. Attempting a grin, he said, "You won't really do that, huh? You just wanna see it. All you had to do was ask."

A third copy appeared and kicked Aozora as hard as she possibly could right in the crotch. "Comedy will get you nowhere here." said a forth. A fifth looked at Kash. "Sorry buddy, you'll have to wait your turn now." The original and Joshua were laying back watching the show.

Also, I just realized what Joshua said to Aozora. Mereshka, sorry for another bad pun.

Aozora doubled over in pain, and answered as soon as he was able. "Alright... Bo comedy... See, I'm not laughing..." Noticing that that could be considered funny, he ammended it. "What I mean to say, is that I have absolutely no intention of making you laugh, miss Zena"

*Sigh* Of course.

Drives around in wheel chair, tounge half hanging out, smiling " YAY!!!

The Zena's glowered at Aozora. "Don't go there."

Lol. Sorry, I couldn't help it. Bad puns just seem to come out of me like honey from a beehive.

Drives around in wheel chair, tounge half hanging out, smiling " YAY!!!

Three Zena chase after him and catch him. "Oh no. I said you were waiting. I didn't say you could have fun."

His eyes widened in fear. "Go where? I don't know what you're talking about. Where am I going?"

Three Zena chase after him and catch him. "Oh no. I said you were waiting. I didn't say you could have fun."

"Frowns lightly and looks down" aawwwww.........okay.

Two Zena kicked him again. "You know what we're talking about." The other three laughed. "Good, we have an agreement."

Aozora decided to fake it. "Yes, I do know, and I apologize refusely for it. I won't do it again, I swear."

Zena chuckled. "You're a bad liar, you know that? But I'll let this one slide." they dropped him and Zena rounded on Kash. "Now then. Where were we?"

Aozora gasped in relief and crawled back to Josh, and got up clutchin at his groin. "Uhg.. That one didn't feel good. Think I'm safe mate?"

Another Zena appeared behind Aozora and grabbed his shoulders to scare him. "No. You're never safe around me."

Zena chuckled. "You're a bad liar, you know that? But I'll let this one slide." they dropped him and Zena rounded on Kash. "Now then. Where were we?"

"head still low" You were about to hurt me....

Aozora jumped in surprise. "Hey, uh, do I have permission to be humurous?"

Zena mulled it over. "Only if I find it funny too. If not, well, I hope you don't want children."

Another couple Zena's laughed. "Oh yes. Thanks for being honest." One of them picked him up and began to fly skyward.

Zena mulled it over. "Only if I find it funny too. If not, well, I hope you don't want children."

Another couple Zena's laughed. "Oh yes. Thanks for being honest." One of them picked him up and began to fly skyward.

"eyes darting around " Why are we going up, isnt this dangerous?

"Oh yes, it's very dangerous. Then again, so if messing with me." The Zenas burst out in laughter.

Aozora thought on this for a moment, then shrugged. "I'm pretty sure you won't find it funny, so I'll be completely serious for a change." And with a completely straight face, he said: "You owe me another kiss from your own lips, that comes without any bad scares or pains because you put me through so much agony."

"Oh yes, it's very dangerous. Then again, so if messing with me." The Zenas burst out in laughter.

Kash's head cocked back forwards, looking at her upside down " You do realize i can't survive this fall right?"

Zena kept rising. "Oh I'm more than aware. You'll see soon enough though."

Aozora's Zena exploded in a scream. "WHAT!? Are you INSANE!? What for?"

Zena kept rising. "Oh I'm more than aware. You'll see soon enough though."

Aozora's Zena exploded in a scream. "WHAT!? Are you INSANE!? What for?"

Kash looked back down, after a moment his face went back to looking at Zena " Are you going to kill me?......"

Still mantaining a straight face, Aozora explained, "You see, you have put me through a great amount of pain, uncalled for I might add. And thus, you owe me something. As both the victim and beneficiery, I have the right to decide what the compensation is. Surely your own angelic morals lead you to this conclusion as well?"

Zena grinned. "Trial by Jury." A court scene appeared around them. Joshuas filled the jury box and a Zena sat with her feet up in judges robes. "Alright then. We're here to decide the case of Aozora v Zena. Aozora wants compensation for being attacked, Zena say's it's self defense from sexual harassment. Jury, your verdict please."
"In favor of Zena." One stood up. "Aozora deserves no compensation because of his actions to bring Zena to her actions."
"Case closed, I win." the Judge said and the scene vanished leaving one Joshua.

That was fun!!! And I forgot NC....

"No, I won't kill you. I just wanna have fun." A chorus of Zena's appeared in choir gowns. Girls just wanna have fu-un, yeah girls just wanna have fun. They sang in four part harmony.

Aozora scowled. "Obstruction of justice! I have a right to a fair trial that is inhabited by neither a biased Judge, nor Jury. I also have an objection that there was no sexual harrasment, and if there was, it was against me. Whom may I ask had me held against my will, and with the intention of doing unmentionable things to my most sacred parts?"

Zena grinned. "Trial by Jury." A court scene appeared around them. Joshuas filled the jury box and a Zena sat with her feet up in judges robes. "Alright then. We're here to decide the case of Aozora v Zena. Aozora wants compensation for being attacked, Zena say's it's self defense from sexual harassment. Jury, your verdict please."
"In favor of Zena." One stood up. "Aozora deserves no compensation because of his actions to bring Zena to her actions."
"Case closed, I win." the Judge said and the scene vanished leaving one Joshua.

That was fun!!! And I forgot NC....

"No, I won't kill you. I just wanna have fun." A chorus of Zena's appeared in choir gowns. Girls just wanna have fu-un, yeah girls just wanna have fun. They sang in four part harmony.

...................... " there was no reply as I began to quickly roll away from the Lady sirens.

The Zena judge appeared again at three times her normal height. ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME INSECT!? You claimed that she wanted to look at your so called sacred parts when not even the blind would want to." She asked and her voice echoed throughout the area.

...................... " there was no reply as I began to quickly roll away from the Lady sirens.

Um, mate, you're in mid air. There will be no rolling ANYWHERE.

Um, mate, you're in mid air. There will be no rolling ANYWHERE.

what?! " holds hands to ears."

Did you forget Zena is carrying you higher and higher already? Wow that's sad...

Finally unable to contain it, Aozora smiled faintly. "Well, when I said that was after the holding of me that I mentioned, so while I may very well be guilty of continuation, she is guilty of initiation, which is by far the worse crime. And your honor, a blind woman would not be able to see even had she looked."

"Also, I want a lawyer. And so I call my attorney." With that, out stepped a penguin, which had a briefcase, and walked up beside Aozora, squawking in what appeared to be an indignant fashion at the judge.

Did you forget Zena is carrying you higher and higher already? Wow that's sad...

ya im aware, and sad..... " What do you want from me!"

The judge was not amused with the penguin, and thus put her hand on the floor and with an almighty flick sent the bird flying. "Denied. Besides, I'm the one with the magic to literally crush you like a bug here so why are you putting up a fight?"

Zena smiled while the choir went on to singing random children's songs. "Simple, I want a little fun." She let go and he began to fall while more Zena's clustered around below him to break his fall.

Kash landed still rather hard, and was thrown from his seat because of the impact. Him and his one leg, they began to crawl away crazily.

The Zenas rewound time to catch him before he landed. "Now that was fun! Let's do it again!!"

Hey, it's the OOC thread, anything goes right?

Aozora appeared horrified at the brutal treatment of the penguin. "YOUR HONOR!! What is this? You, are a hypocrite! You nearly kill a man because he harmed a kitten, then you brutalize a penguin? I refuse to be in this courtroom any longer." With that he turned on his heels, towards the penguin to comfort him. "The penguin says he'll press charges!" He yelled over his shoulder.

i gtg now ,goodnight everyone "hugs mereshka":)

"Sorry to disappoint, but he'll live with almost no injuries. Besides, in my absence, Joshua is the judge so you won't get any further."

i gtg now ,goodnight everyone "hugs mereshka":)

*superflyingtacklepounce* Night. We'll have to continue that later, twas fun!

G'night mate. But why all the hugs?

The penguin squawked more, and Aozora laughed. "The penguin says he shall sue you in America, where stuff like this sin't legal!!"

Maybe he likes you ;)
Well sure, you could try little birdie, but this is an international location. The US court system has no jurisdiction in a location that doesn't exist." Zena laughed and picked up the penguin. "Nah, I kid. You're alright little dude. After all, who else but a penguin can pull off a perpetual tuxedo?"

Aozora nodded. "And thats why only penguins are my lawyers. They're always ready. Hell, he doesn't even need the suitcase, it just has his lunch." To prove the point, the penguin wiggled from Zenas grasp, opened the suitcase, and took out a fish. "Speaking of which, I"m hungry." Aozora then drags an entire soast ox on the stage. He grabs a leg, and offers another to Zena.

A table of insane length appeared with the judge at it's head. Joshua sat on her right and Aozora on her left. Every other spot was filled by one of an infinite number of Zenas. "Dinner was a great idea." Another Zena dressed as a waitress brought roast ox to everyone as well as deserts, salads, and various other entrees.

Aozora laughed. "This is my kind of place." He said as he grabbed a waitress, setting her on his knee. (And taking the ox she had on her plate)

The waitress slapped him across the face, hit his head with the platter the ox was on, and left in a hurry. Many others followed as if friends were going to comfort a hurt comrade.
"Shouldn't have done that." Josh said in a mock scolding tone.

Aozora nodded rather dazed, then ate an ox leg, and learning nothing from his past experience, grabbed another waitress, hoping this one would be more friendly. He grinned at Josh. "Worht a try ain't it? Since miss high and mighty here won't give me the compensation I deserve."

This time about a dozen waitresses descended upon Aozora and began to beat him with their serving platters until they were full of dents. "You don't learn do you?" Joshua said through a mouth full of pasta and laughter.

Aozora, even sitting bloodied at the table, seemed undaunted. He ate the entire right side of an ox, then looked towards the group of waitresses. "Is not a one of you ladies friendly?"

Every Zena spoke in tandem. "We're friendly, but you can't act perverted towards us if you want to receive that."

Aozora sighed. "Ya can't teach an old dog new tricks ladies. Ah well." He turned to the real Zena. "I suppose its a bit much to hope for some comfort from you?" Without waiting for an answer, he said "Ah well, I'll just be quiet and eat." He reached for the other half of the ox and said no more.

Zena barked out a laugh and grabbed a bowl of pasts just brought out. "No. The answer Aorzora is a flat out no."

Dang, I fell asleep right when everyone else went to bed. My timing's not half bed for once!

.... What the hell? I'm gone for one day and the tread becomes IC.... oh well.

Note: I'm not actually controlling Zena, Wait until I explain it, it'll make sense.

One of the Zena's walked toward Aozora. "I think you'll find that I'm quite friendly" The Zena slipped her arm around Aozora, leaned in.... and transformed into Gar, who immediately started screaming to scare the bejezus out of Aozora.

Kash Wilson still wonders what Zena is gonna do to him " checks nails while in wheel chair.

What? Falling a few hundred feet wasn't enough? I gotta do MORE!? Well fine then.

A Zena came up behind Kash and started wheeling him toward what seemed like the middle of nowhere. She looked around and cracked a grin. "You'll like this one." She said as she walked away. Pulling a small remote from her pocket, Zena pushed the only button on there and a trap door opened right below Kash. A trad door that led to a very, very deep hole.

What? Falling a few hundred feet wasn't enough? I gotta do MORE!? Well fine then.

A Zena came up behind Kash and started wheeling him toward what seemed like the middle of nowhere. She looked around and cracked a grin. "You'll like this one." She said as she walked away. Pulling a small remote from her pocket, Zena pushed the only button on there and a trap door opened right below Kash. A trad door that led to a very, very deep hole.

THe fall ended badly " Help, i think i broke both my legs!!!" i screamed out from the dark hole.

Zena looked down the hole. "Hmm, I guess the fan stopped working. And you don't have legs to break you moron."

Zena looked down the hole. "Hmm, I guess the fan stopped working. And you don't have legs to break you moron."

"Stick tounge out and waves nubs at Zena" SUCK IT!

Zena snapped her fingers and it began to rain into the hole. "You might want to rethink that."

Zena snapped her fingers and it began to rain into the hole. "You might want to rethink that."

Well, it dosn't really matter now does it, your just gonna torture me " Throws quarter and pegs Zena's head."

She snapped her fingers again and water began to flood in. "You're the one who asked for more."

She snapped her fingers again and water began to flood in. "You're the one who asked for more."

You do realize the pain youve put me through is over me killing a cat, im pretty sure the damage you have done to me far outweighs the little kitty..." starts to shiver."

"You still asked for more once all was said and done. Seriously, you were examining your nails while waiting. I would have been done, but you wanted to keep going."

"You still asked for more once all was said and done. Seriously, you were examining your nails while waiting. I would have been done, but you wanted to keep going."

I am done, i was done right about the time i plummeted from earth into a bunch of you's.

"It sure didn't seem like it." She pressed the button again and a platform brought him back to the rest of the ground.

"starts to wheel away" Im gonna go back to the others...

Zena grabbed the handles on the chair and started running. When they reached the end of the table, she let go and let Kash keep on rolling before she took her seat and began to munch on chicken kiev.

Is it to late to join?

Name: Stan (Unknown)
Race: Human
Looks: 6', 170, Gray Eyes, White Hair and Beard.
Bio: Stan (the only name he goes by), though he has white hair and a white beard, is around 30. For all intents and purposes, he is a mercenary. Any side that pays the most gets his services. He is a crack shot with the M14 and M16, rarely firing Auto. Not much is known about his past.
Weapons: M16 (Automatic Version) with Grenade Launcher, M14 sniper rifle, Chainsaw, Grenades. Kevlar protection for chest, abdomen, thighs, and neck, along with a combat helmet.

Now that's what I call good timing. We were just looking to get some humans up here anyway weren't we? i know we were talking legions, but still, it's a good start!

Is it to late to join?

Name: Stan (Unknown)
Race: Human
Looks: 6', 170, Gray Eyes, White Hair and Beard.
Bio: Stan (the only name he goes by), though he has white hair and a white beard, is around 30. For all intents and purposes, he is a mercenary. Any side that pays the most gets his services. He is a crack shot with the M14 and M16, rarely firing Auto. Not much is known about his past.
Weapons: M16 (Automatic Version) with Grenade Launcher, M14 sniper rifle, Chainsaw, Grenades. Kevlar protection for chest, abdomen, thighs, and neck, along with a combat helmet.

lol were just messing around in the OCC thread

And that moment i was only able to say " Oh shi...." before i blacked out.

Joshua stopped the wheelchair and let Kash sleep. "That was fun to watch."

"wakes up" and licks lips, eyes squinting " What happend?"

Josh grinned. "We're going to Ibiza."

Damn that song. I'm addicted to it at the moment so I just couldn't resist.

Josh grinned. "We're going to Ibiza."

Damn that song. I'm addicted to it at the moment so I just couldn't resist.

Kash still squinted barely able to comprehend " Wha...what?

A chuckle. "Ibiza. It's a small island in the mediterranean. We're going to Ibiza."

"head down, wheels next to joshua " ......ok...ya....

Joshua rolled his eyes. "you're no fun."

"grabs crotch" How about now?

Joshua's eyes narrowed. "You're going to be sorry for that." He placed one hand on Kash's wrist and the other just past his shoulder socket. "This may sting." He pulled the arm right out of it's socket, but then kept going and ripped it clean off. "If your hand strays, cut it off. If your eyes wander, gouge them out. I paraphrase of course, but you get the idea."

Joshua's eyes narrowed. "You're going to be sorry for that." He placed one hand on Kash's wrist and the other just past his shoulder socket. "This may sting." He pulled the arm right out of it's socket, but then kept going and ripped it clean off. "If your hand strays, cut it off. If your eyes wander, gouge them out. I paraphrase of course, but you get the idea."

" whimpers and looks at legs and arm nub" Kill me....

"No."

"No."

But....." starts to sob uncontroabbly."

"You're actions affect what happen to you. Grabbing crotches is liable to get you hurt."

"You're actions affect what happen to you. Grabbing crotches is liable to get you hurt."

I must end it all!!! " Wheels towards gun store"

Joshua yawned as he conjured walls to block Kash from getting to the gun store. "No, just no."

Gar transformed back into Tal. "Honestly, what is wrong with you people?" He shook his head as he sat down to eat.

The Zenas grinned. "Everything. That's what's wrong." They laughed at their collective joke.

Tal looked quizzically at Zena. "Then why don't you fix it?"

The original Zena just glared. "It was a joke."

Tal again appeared puzzled. "But I thought you made it clear to Aozora earlier that you didn't like jokes?"

"Some jokes I just don't find funny, others crack me up. It's a fine line." Zena went back to her pasta.

"And why is that? Because it seems you only enjoy your own jokes." Tal began to cut up his lasagna.

"Well if you guys would tell some funny ones once in a while... I'll work on it alright." Zena went back to her pasta and her posture pretty well ended that discussion.

Tal continued awkwardly eating his lasagna. "Umm... What is difference between a man and Superman?
A man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser."

Zena blinked. "I don't get the joke."

I do get the joke, but Zena's not really the kind of person to pay attention to AMERICAN pop culture when she's a magical inhabitant of Sylvonia. Also, I won't be able to post till Sunday night. I'm going to visit my dad this weekend and since the yearbook wants pictures of graduation and I'm apparently their man, I've gotta go get said pictures.

I'm alone... I need a cat. Or a penguin... Whichever comes first really. NO! I've got it! A Canguin!!

Sorry, All I have are Penats.

I take it we're waiting for Sylvonia to return? right?

I like hearing myself (type?) talk. I have a random question I want to see if anyone can answer.

If black is black because it absorbs all light and reflects no light.... Then why is it that you can use a laser-pointer on a black wall or something black, and the red dot shows up? Shouldn't the black absorb the red light too?:eek:

The laser pointer has a light the right intensity and frequency that it reflects off and we see the dot. Oh the things you learn in Chemistry!

Oh, and I'm back by the way. :p

Kash Wilson's here to ^^ " Rolls up in wheel chair with puppy eyes."

Josh conjured a laser pointer from the ground. "This should be fun." He turned it on and pointed it right into Kash's eyes.

" stop it you dick!" Throws quarter hitting Josh right in the crotch.

Josh conjured a laser pointer from the ground. "This should be fun." He turned it on and pointed it right into Kash's eyes.

" stop it you dick!" Throws quarter hitting Josh right in the crotch.

RUN AWAY!!! IT'S THE RETURN OF THE TIME WARP!!!

Josh turned toward the person who threw the quarter. "That's all you got? My grandma can hit someone harder with a ball or yarn." He moved the laser pointer and aimed it at NC's eyes.

RUN AWAY!!! IT'S THE RETURN OF THE TIME WARP!!!

Josh turned toward the person who threw the quarter. "That's all you got? My grandma can hit someone harder with a ball or yarn." He moved the laser pointer and aimed it at NC's eyes.

North Calaveras= Kash Wilson

Jumps out of wheelchair and sprouts new limbs(lol wtf), jumps on Josh and pummels with fists.

North Calaveras= Kash Wilson

Jumps out of wheelchair and sprouts new limbs(lol wtf), jumps on Josh and pummels with fists.

I didn't feel like looking at the poster. Besides, it's not incorrect, it's just without a proper noun.

Joshua conjured a sword from the ground and swung it, cutting Kash's new legs off. "Kinda sucks to be you, no?"

I didn't feel like looking at the poster. Besides, it's not incorrect, it's just without a proper noun.

Joshua conjured a sword from the ground and swung it, cutting Kash's new legs off. "Kinda sucks to be you, no?"

Sprays blood all over Joshua, bites you lips off.

Eww, now that's disgusting.

Joshua took his sword and plunged it through Kash's right lung and out his back, attempting to smile the whole time.

Spits out blood into Joshuas mouth, crawling at his face before falling over.

Joshua wiped the blood off his face before calling for a medic. While waiting, he kicked Kash's body and enjoyed the cracking noise that resulted.

coughing up blood" Josh.....i think we got off at the wrong footing...

Joshua wiped the blood off his face before calling for a medic. While waiting, he kicked Kash's body and enjoyed the cracking noise that resulted.

coughing up blood" Josh.....i think we got off at the wrong footing...

Damn time warp.

"You threw a quarter at my crotch!"

Damn time warp.

"You threw a quarter at my crotch!"

" LASER IN MY EYE!!!" Crawls away.

"You clawed my face and punched me over a little joke!!" Joshua crafted bars to form a cage around Kash to keep him from running, er, crawling away.

"You clawed my face and punched me over a little joke!!" Joshua crafted bars to form a cage around Kash to keep him from running, er, crawling away.

"knaws at bars with teeth, chipping my teeth away crazily, bangs head against cage." AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Joshua rolled his eyes. "Good luck with that."

Usese super amazing kash wilson's powers to destroy cage. But seriosuly, can you bump the thread?

where is everyone?

Joshua yawned and created a new cage. "Have fun."

And I bumped it.

I think me and Sylvonia are waiting on Nosoria...

Aozora walks up to cage, shakes his head and sighs. "You really don't learn, do you?" Glancing over at the waitresses he laughed. "I guess I'm really not one to talk."

Zena smiled. "You're right, you're not one to comment."

And yes, I believe we are. Though Aozora could certainly do something to start something with Josh.

Tal sighed, and tossed a couple prosthetic legs to Kash through the bars. "So, what now?"

Seriously, we need to do something on the thread soon. I haven't posted in a few days and i'm the most recent IC.

Josh rolled his eyes. "Now we see if he can attach them and get them working right."

Mereshka needs to post and soon.

Stands up " YAY!!!" gets out of cage and has a big smile.

Josh blinked. "Wow, did he seriously just forget them?" He tapped the ground again and the legs were sealed in a cement bubble.

...........................Why do you do this to me...." crys"

Tal glares at Joshua. "You are being kind of cruel to him." He hacks away the cement from Kash. "Seriously, how old are you Joshua?"

"I'm 18, why? He tried beating me up so I just used self defense"

you pointed a laser in my eye...

Tal just shook his head. "But honestly, hacking his limbs off who knows how many times? That's just going a little overboard, don't you think? Besides, its not like he's a threat to you or anything."

"Laser pointers can cause retinal damage, you know..."

"As a joke."

" falls asleep..."

Joshua conjured a spear and poked Kash with the butt of it to try and wake him up. "Oh well." He said tossing it aside and giving up.

Joshua conjured a spear and poked Kash with the butt of it to try and wake him up. "Oh well." He said tossing it aside and giving up.

I woke up and yawned, ebing lazy on the grass.

Woah, nice scene change. I kinda pictured a blank white space with seemingly no end and no beginning. But hey, a grassy field works too.

Joshua rolled his eyes. "You trying to be lazy or something? We've got an IC thread to restart. Quick! Someone get the jumper cables!"

Woah, nice scene change. I kinda pictured a blank white space with seemingly no end and no beginning. But hey, a grassy field works too.

Joshua rolled his eyes. "You trying to be lazy or something? We've got an IC thread to restart. Quick! Someone get the jumper cables!"

stands up and falls over only to get up. "Alright, alright" grabs thread and gives mouth to mouth " Cmon you son of bitch!"

Zena walked over, somehow in a nurse's outfit and with a defibrillator, and charged the paddles. "CLEAR!" she yelled shocking the thread.

Zena walked over, somehow in a nurse's outfit and with a defibrillator, and charged the paddles. "CLEAR!" she yelled shocking the thread.

"Pictures Joshua in nurse's outfit" Ya... I think its working.

Joshua raised an eyebrow. "WTF!?"

What what is it, what happend? " looks around for anyone suscpicous

O_O




Thank you, that is all.

O_O

Thank you, that is all.

Alright, im gonna need some adrenanline for it " stabs thread" iv stat.

Zena, still in the nurses outfit, charged the paddles again. "CLEAR!!" she shocked the thread after applying a nitro glycerine patch. "Oh sh.." The patch exploded turning her face into something crispy that you'd find on the bottom of the oven.

Zena, still in the nurses outfit, charged the paddles again. "CLEAR!!" she shocked the thread after applying a nitro glycerine patch. "Oh sh.." The patch exploded turning her face into something crispy that you'd find on the bottom of the oven.

Im bored....

You bore easily.

You bore easily.

Scoots up next to Josh " Hey what's up?

Josh conjured a bench for them to sit on before scooting away from him. "I already had one gay stalker, I don't need another."

Josh conjured a bench for them to sit on before scooting away from him. "I already had one gay stalker, I don't need another."

Scoots close " Whow, wait a minutes, what! tell me about it"

Ok, Safari is giving me problems. It keeps brining me back to my comment on Real Life when I refresh even after resetting it.

"Some dude kept calling saying he wanted my body and stuff. It was very creepy." Josh scooted away before beginning his story.

Ok, Safari is giving me problem. It keeps brining me back to my comment on Real Life when I refresh even after resetting it.

"Some dude kept calling saying he wanted my body and stuff. It was very creepy." Josh scooted away before beginning his story.

" Alright, ALright, you can keep your distance, please continue."

OCC2: are you serous,y someoe was stalking you in real life?

Oh ya. This was just recently too. I called the cops cause he was calling one of my friends too. They used the records from our cell phone company to unblock the calls and find out who it was.

"Good. I like my distance. Basically he kept calling in the middle of the night and I finally got a hold of the people that could figure out who it was and they put an end to it."

Oh ya. This was just recently too. I called the cops cause he was calling one of my friends too. They used the records from our cell phone company to unblock the calls and find out who it was.

"Good. I like my distance. Basically he kept calling in the middle of the night and I finally got a hold of the people that could figure out who it was and they put an end to it."

" Well im no stalker, im right here arent I" smiles.

Joshua stood up and backed away. "With that grin, who knows."

Joshua stood up and backed away. "With that grin, who knows."

" A stalker usually hides" walks closer.

Joshua pulled up the sword again. "But not all do. Wait, how are you talking with a deflated lung? and how are you WALKING with no legs?!?"

Joshua pulled up the sword again. "But not all do. Wait, how are you talking with a deflated lung? and how are you WALKING with no legs?!?"

well uhh....ummm...look a kitty. "chases

The kitty turned to face it's attacker and hissed. "I suggest you back off from the poor thing."

The kitty turned to face it's attacker and hissed. "I suggest you back off from the poor thing."

"backs up into you" woops sorry.

Joshua cut Kash's left arm off before backing up and seeing who it was. "Whoops..."

Joshua cut Kash's left arm off before backing up and seeing who it was. "Whoops..."

picks up bloody arm " Oh that's okay, im used to it" hugs with one arm.

Joshua, freaked out, jammed the sword through Kash's neck, up through his brain, and out the back of his skull. "OMG I KILLED HIM!!!" Josh began screaming before he passed out from the shock.

Joshua, freaked out, jammed the sword through Kash's neck, up through his brain, and out the back of his skull. "OMG I KILLED HIM!!!" Josh began screaming before he passed out from the shock.

well, i guess im a bloody stumb " twitches

Zena sighed and pulled the sword from Kash. "This might sting." She began to use her magic to try and reconnect damaged brain tissue to bring him back to life.

Zena sighed and pulled the sword from Kash. "This might sting." She began to use her magic to try and reconnect damaged brain tissue to bring him back to life.

"wakes up " YAY!!! you saved my life" hugs.

Zena brandished the sword. "I'm not afraid to redo what I did undid. Wow, wrap your head around that."

Tal just stood in awkward silence. "So... is he dead or something by now, or......... huh. Why am I here again? This is just too wierd."

It was Josh's turn for rolling eyes. "Don't worry, he's not dead. I killed him, then Zena stopped the process and brought him mostly back. He'll probably have to relearn how to spell and a lot of hand-eye coordination, but he's alive."

(ooc) we might wanna restart this because it went well but there's only like three people participating anymore

it's a thought, but if Mereshka ever gets back here, we probably won't have to.

I'm back, and I have three things to say. One:Sorry for being gone so long, should be gettin' on more often soon. I also made an effort to get it moving again. Second: Haven't I told you not to hit an straight guys NC? It kinda freaks us out. No offense mate, but just don't do it. Thirdly: Who the hell are you Resqwandi? And why is you're name so hard to spell?

"Frowns" BUt...but, its not like im raping anyone ^^

But Zena likes her personal space and I think she passed out from your hug. Also, I feel verbally raped, so does that count?

Er... Well, that is a good thing, and keep it that way, but you'll make a lot more friends hitting only on people who want to be hit on. Again, no offense, you're pretty cool, I'm just giving you a life lesson. Blame my teacher instincts if you must.

But Zena likes her personal space and I think she passed out from your hug. Also, I feel verbally raped, so does that count?

Do words on a computer screen count as verbal?

Aozora scowls. "Yes. Zena does enjoy her personal space. Trust me." Starts muttering to himself.

Oh fine then. Visually raped. Is that better?

Josh laughed. "Oh fun. Aozora feels left out cause he didn't get a hug from Zena."

(OOC Well I saw this thread when it was already at this point, with very few people in it anymore, and I wanted in, but it wouldn't be much fun now. And because It's african. They're all like that :)

If you wanted in all you had to do was ask. And Demons and Angels is our OOC thread. We're just having some fun with our characters in here.

OOC: Feel free to post a character mate. We sure as hell need more people.

Ah, poor Sylvonia, getting visually raped by that mean old NC.

IC/OOC thing: Aozora grunted. "Left out? Try cheated. And then, not even the wenches would comfort me. Whats the world coming to?"

oh i see, well, maybe i should have said i was a girl? lol

oh. well I feel kind of stupid now :rolleyes: so is the other one "War of the Heavens" the IC one?