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Well now Zena feels worse yet. And thanks Mereshka, rub it in that I've barely got four bits to rub together.

A half dozen strippers appeared around Aozora with Zena's illusory magic, each one attempting to get his attention. "Well there you go Aozora. But if you plan on doing too much, do us a favor and get a room." Joshua chuckled.

lets get this thread going again, im bored.

oh. well I feel kind of stupid now :rolleyes: so is the other one "War of the Heavens" the IC one?

Aye, that it be.

lets get this thread going again, im bored.

What rock are you hiding under? Mereshka's back and I'm already in a posting frenzy. Get on War of the Heavens and get posting!

How did I remind you of that? And yep, 'ats the one Resq...I'm juyst gonna call you Res, okay?

Aozora laughed. "Gee, thanks, but I'm not sure illusions count. But, you gotta deal with what you've got." Tries to grab one of the illusianary strippers.

The stripper giggled and tried to grab Aozora's naughty bits all at once. "Ya, I'm going to turn around now and summon a wall so I don't have to put up with that." He did as he mentioned and a section of the great wall of china appeared to block Aozora from Joshua's view.

Aozora laughed. "Alrighty then!! If thats how you want it." Sounds start coming from the other side of the wall. Aozora suddenly stopped, grinning. "Hmm... I've got an idea." He picked up the now completely nud girl, and tossed her over the wall at Josh. Laughing, he went for another of the strippers.

Joshua rolled his eyes. "Have you no manners!?" He caught the girl before setting her down and creating a hole where she walked through the Great Wall.

Aozora, now in the componay of three of the girls laughed. "Come on Joshy, don't you want some fun?" Then, the thrill of it seemingly make him lose all caution and desire to keep life and limbs, he called back over. "Hey Zena! You wanna join in? Come on!"

Zena, still passed out on the ground, lay where she was. "Shout a bit louder Moron, I don't think the starving infants of The Congo heard you."

RESPAWN

Walks in " What's going on?

Aozora just shrugged and laughed. "Good, infants shouldn't be hearing whats going on. So how 'bout it Zena? Heh, heh?"

Aozora jumps up. "Close your eyes Kash!! You don't want to see this. Go to the other side of the wall. And throw Zena over here."

Josh conjured an iron cage around Zena. "Get near her and fry."

Aozora sighed. "Let her choose Joshy! I swear on my third leg, if she doesn't want to come over here, I won't have Kash throw her. Put the cage away young...Hey, what are you doing young lady? Well, whatever it s, don't stop. Alright, where was I?"

"closes eyes" Wait wha...??? walks around blind, I hope no one takes advantage of me in this defenslis state.

Josh rolled her eyes. "I know what she wants, and what she wanted earlier was to cut your 'third leg' off."

While all this was happening, a male stripper appeared behind Kash and said in a low voice. "Oh I wouldn't worry too much about that."

Aozora sees the male stripper and yells in fear. Is suddenly right beside Josh fully clothed, breathing hard. "I...don't think...I've ever.... run that fast in my life..." Collapses on the ground.

"picks up and goes into room, closing the door"

Joshua laughed his head off. "Oh that was fun. We should really do that again some time." He spoke while noises started coming from Kash's room. "Now that scares me!"

Aozora finally caught his breath and stood up. "You see why I ran? Hmmm? At least with me it was natural." Walking over to the cage, he raised an eyebrow. "Whats up with the cage? I didn't know you were in to that sort of thing Zena..."

walks out and wipes lip, closes messed up " Alright, what are we doing?"

Joshua's eyes were again allowed to roll. "You scared her into a coma you moron. And the cage is to protect here. Touch it, I dare you. But the stripper was by Kash, so you shouldn't need to worry." Upon seeing Kash, his jaw dropped. "I can guess what you were up to."

Aozora eyes Kash warily, and starts edging away. Then he accidentaly ran into the cage, adn was thrown several hundred feet, and his shirt caught on fire.

Aozora eyes Kash warily, and starts edging away. Then he accidentaly ran into the cage, adn was thrown several hundred feet, and his shirt caught on fire.

" smiles" its gettin hot in here, so hot, so take off all your clothes ^^ Sorry couldnt resist.

Joshua fell over laughing. "I warned you. 120,000 volts will do that if you're not careful. But that Kash, was almost tasteless."

Aozora ignores him, and jumps in a pond that conviently showed up. He came up gasping, "Woah!! No no no!!" It wasn't apparent whether he was talking to Kash or Josh. Probably both.

"Jumps into pool" ^^ hello.

Josh jumped into the pool too and the male stripper, completely nude, followed suit.

Josh jumped into the pool too and the male stripper, completely nude, followed suit.

"catches stripper" yay, he comes with makeup and everything.

Aozora again freaked out at the male stripper, and again dissapeared, this time to inexplicably appear within the cage. "Ah ha!! I'm safe! You can't get in here, now can you!!" Looks around in satisfaction, then frowns slightly. "Wait, how did I get in here? And for that matter, how the hell do I get out?"

Joshua laughed. "You two have fun." he left the pool and his clothes were miraculaulsy dry. "And you don't get out. I divide the two of you." He conjured a set of bars to block Aozora from Zena.

Aozora looked around warily. "Hey man, not cool. I wasn't even going to try anything. I just want out of the cage. Please?"

Joshua laughed. "Alright then." The part of the cage around Aozora vanished, letting him drop about half a foot to the ground. "Happy?"

Aozora grinned. "Why yes, yes I am. And as thanks, I won't mention your rather disturbing liking of cages. Wait...damnit..."

Joshua laughed. "Too late."

He shook his head. "Well, if I went that far, might as well go the rest of the way. I have a question, Joshy boy, why do you keep comatose girls in cages? Its really kinda creepy."

Josh laughed. "Simple, to keep you out."

Aozora looked rather offended at that remark. "Hey, I don't mess with girls when they're sleeping. I only do stuff like that with their permission. Well, there was this one time, but we'd had fun the night before, so that really doesn't count, so my statement stands."

Joshua went off like an english professor. "One time makes an exception. Since you didn't qualify your statement with an exception, your statement is wrong."

Aozora began thinking, then grinned. "Ah, but as she had done things with me before, that counts as me having her permission, and I did go on to say, I never do that without having permission. Therefore, even though I didn't say anything about exceptions at the beggining, me having permission nullifies the need for an exception."

Joshua rolled his eyes. "But I assume you had a break in between. You don't just randomly go and find someone you had a one night stand with and start going at it. It's the same thing, just a shorted break."

Aozora shook his head. " 'Course not. We had fun that night, and when I did it it was two hours later, certainly a small enough time-frame for the permission to still be there. 'Sides, I was being polite. I'me sure she didn't want to be woken up."

Joshua's jaw dropped. "Now wait a second, you did her without waking her up!? Must give a new meaning to the word 'Microsoft'." He chuckled at his joke.

He simply shrugged. "She was a heavy sleeper. Besides, she woke up near the end of it, and she didn't even seem angry. Hey, speaking of sleeping chicks, why is Zena asleep anyways?"

"Woah. Creepy. And she passed out when Kash hugged her after she saved her life."

Apparently Jolt decided it didn't like me and made Safari freeze. I hate it when that happens cause then I have to go and reset EVERYTHING. Anyone else have it where their browser suddenly freezes when they submit a post?

Happens every once in a while, yes. Well, I have to get off mate. Early day tomorrow. Night.

Well, night then. I have a semi-early day too, but I think I'll just tough it out with little sleep. Probably won't post after I get off until tomorrow evening or maybe early tomorrow morning.

Tal, sickened by what had been happening, used his sword to cut down Zena's apparitions. He walked over to Zena's cage. "Honestly, Zena. I thought you were part angel."

Joshua rolled his eyes. "You people seem to have trouble understanding what happens when someone passes out. Besides, part Angel doesn't mean that her human half can't have some fun."

Tal shook his head. "I've met several humans that can have fun without sinning. Also, I'm pretty sure when you are unconscious, the last thing to go is your hearing, so there's a good chance she can hear me."

Joshua shrugged. "Hear, maybe. Respond, no. And several humans compared to billions is quite a small number."

Tal looked at Joshua. "Please. I know that much. I didn't expect or need an answer. I was just saying that to her. And I know its only a few people, but it proves that it is possible. Plus, she is part angel, so she has an advantage. Also, I haven't met that many humans in the first place."

Joshua mulled this information over a bit. "Obviously you've never seen a public school in America then. If you can find one person who doesn't make a sinful comment in a day, I'll be surprised. And I should mention that while you were with them they didn't do anything sinful. Your presence could have influenced that and they could have done something sinful for fun before you met them or after you departed. IT is possible, yes, and she does have the advantage. But unless I'm mistaken, it's been written that all humans are born into sin and I don't think half-humans are exempted from that."

Tal laughed. "Actually, I have spent a lot of time near public schools, but that is another story. And you mis-understand me. I never said that any of the people were perfect, and indeed none of them are. Also, I observed them in hiding or disguise, as most angels do. We don't exactly reveal ourselves that often. Well, until now, anyway. I'm just saying that these people do not try to sin, and when they do, they are sorry. Zena should be too."

"Zena probably is. But seeing as her powers are on auto-pilot right now and whatever illusions are left are running the show, there's not much we can do right now." Joshua conjured a couple chairs for them to sit in. "Have a seat. We may as well wait for her to wake up."

Aozora shrugged. "Way I see it, sinning in front of an angel just makes it all the more fun." As if to prove his point, he began spouting off obscenities.

Joshua rolled his eyes as he sat down. "Aozora, grow up."

Tal just glared at Aozora as he sat down.

Aozora just laughed. "Why? I'd have much less fun that way." He grinned at Tal. "Ah, I kid. You're pretty cool for an angel. I promise, no more obscenities. At least without a reason."

Joshua chuckled and conjured a third chair. "Well, have a seat."

Tal sighed. "Honestly....... so, now do we just wait for Zena to wake up? This might freak her out if we're just staring at her, in a cage, when she gets up."

Joshua summoned a table between the three chairs. "Pick a game, any game."

Tal pondered. "Well, if we had a fourth, we could play euchre. However, since we don't... I can't decide."

Joshua puled three decks of cards from the center of the table. "Anybody up for Nertz?"

Kash Wilson walks in " Now you have four..."

Aozora looked at both of them with a blank face. "Wha...?" Seeing as he was basically the only one who didn't know the games, he shrugged. "Poker?"

Tal blinked. "Nertz? I've never heard of it. I don't exactly get a lot of vacation time, but still..... what is Nertz?"

Seriously, I don't know.

Tal laughed. "I suppose poker would be easier. If we all know how to play."

Lays down " Alright, i dont know how to play cards..so ill just watch ya."

Joshua pulled a fourth pack from the table and created another chair. "Simple. It's like solitaire, but you also have to go through a 13 card mini deck. Anyone can play off of the ace cards in the middle and the first person to run out of their "nertz" mini deck is the one to end the round. We can deal with scoring later. And if it's any consolation, I don't know how to play Euchre. Nor do I like poker."

Really, I don't.

Tal gives Kash an odd look. "Well, since we are back down to three..... umm.... well.... we could play Durock.... if you know how to play.... how about War? Or go fish?"

Tal sighed. "Ok then, lets try this Nertz. I think I get it..."

OOC: I'm from a German (Bavarian) community, so thats why I know how to play euchre. Wow, this is wierd. I'm using OOC in an OOC thread. Hmm.

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EDIT: Time warp!

Name:HellRaiser
Race: DEMON!
Looks:80 feet tall with demonic wings, and red eyes claws, etc. can shapeshift into an 8 ft tall human with Brown Hair.
Bio:Not much is known about the hellraiser, except, that he's this huge demon that's out to kill everything!He commands an army of 80 legions of demons!
Weapons: Anything he desires. (see below)
Powers: Can make a weapon whatever size he wants whatever one he wants. Can also control fire.

Er.... Good to have more people, but don't he seem kinda... Overpowered? I mean, 80 legions?

Aozora shrugged. "Seems we're at an impasse. I don't like solitare, whereas you dislike poker. Any other games." He brightened. "CHARADES!! Everyone knows how to play that."

Just so you know, another word for giant demon is behemoth. (right?)
Also, does 80 legions seem like a lot, or is that just me?

OOC: ya, it's weird alright. And Mereshka, have at the newcomer. :D Yes, Behemoth is the right term. also, 80 is a lot. Maybe narrow it down to just a select group unless you're trying to create a demonic god.

IC: "Nertz it is then! Shuffle the decks one and all." He began to do as he instructed.

Er.... Good to have more people, but don't he seem kinda... Overpowered? I mean, 80 legions?

exactly.

Tal receives his cards, and immediately accidentally drops them. "Oops, uh- sorry. Just a sec." Tal bends over and picks them up, avoiding looking at them.

brb showers

Then without warning, A huge Demon crashed through the house, And bellowed; I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SISSIES ARE DOING, ALL I KNOW IS THAT THE DEVIL WANTS OU DEAD! He then threw a huge fireball at the group...

Joshua yawned as he summoned a wall to block the fireball. "Seriously, that all you got?"

OOC: Damn timewarp. And enjoy the shower, you probably need one after that random male stripper. :p

Sigh... Just so you know, this is supposed to be the OOC thread, but it evolved into another IC thread, like after the main story or something, and so nothing is really serious.... I'm not trying to disencourage you or anything, just saying.... Anything can happen.

Tal then looked at the demon quizzically. "You are outnumbered, you know. You can either stay peacefully, or..... well, I'll leave that up to Josh."

Sigh... Just so you know, this is supposed to be the OOC thread, but it evolved into another IC thread, like after the main story or something, and so nothing is really serious.... I'm not trying to disencourage you or anything, just saying.... Anything can happen.

I believe the word you seek isn't "disencourage" but "discourage." Sorry if I sound like the grammar police, but that one bugs me.

IC: Joshua grinned. "Yes, I have much that I could do. Besides, Zena's usually somewhat in my mind and illusions are fun."

I believe the word you seek isn't "disencourage" but "discourage." Sorry if I sound like the grammar police, but that one bugs me.

My bad. I'm not paying attention. If it makes you feel better, I got an "A" on my grammar exam. I'm just not very careful right now.

Aozora laughed. "Oh, look, a giant!!" Does several very innefective karate kicks, and shrugs. "I'll guess I'll just be an ankle biter." Begins gnawing at the giants ankles.

Aozora laughed. "Oh, look, a giant!!" Does several very innefective karate kicks, and shrugs. "I'll guess I'll just be an ankle biter." Begins gnawing at the giants ankles.

Tal grins. "Very punny."

*groan*

Don't worry about it, that's just one that really irks me and I had to correct it before I went psychotic.

Joshua chuckled. "Go for it Zora, if I may call you that."

Should I leave without warning, the power probably just went out. Minnesota's getting hit with such a fun storm right now and I'm watching the lights flicker. Also, the sky is such a pretty green. :p

Oh yeah, isn't your part of the country getting hit pretty bad with tornadoes? Well, if it appears that you're going to die, at least have the decency to warn us. :D

Aozora took a brake from biting the ankle and shrugged. "Sure Joshy." Seeing the ankle biting was doing nothing, he began karate chopping it 'till he broke his hand. He ran over to Josh. "Owy!! The big meanie gave me an owie!! Make it better Joshy."

lol, I'll try. Of course, you're supposed to know the procedure for a tornado while watching over a student. :p And yes, we are. There was that small town, Hugo, that had two people killed as a result. Well, one directly, one indirectly.

Joshua rolled his eyes. "Should I call Nurse Zena over for you or something?"

Aozora was about to say Josh could fix it fine, but then thought of Zena in a nurse outfit. "Yes, that would probably be best. It hurts awfully bad."

Hehe, sorry, JK. I really do hope you don't die. And heres some advice: stay in the basement. I don't have any more than that, theres no tornadoes where I live.

I can tell a joke like that when I see one. Twas funny though. And where in the world do you live where you are devoid of cyclones!?

Zena walked over, clad in sweats, face mask on, and with her hair up in rollers. "So I hear you needed medical help." Joshua conjured a medical kit and Zena proceeded to set the fracture.

Aozora sighed. "Not exactly what I had in mind when you said nurse Zena, but it works."

Joshua laughed. "That WAS the Nurse Zena. She was just going through her 'personal time' when I interrupted her."

Aozora sighed and shook his head. "What happened to a nurse outfit, huh?"

"Personal time means she wanted to be comfortable. That nurse's outfit is anything BUT comfortable. Live with it." Joshua finished shuffling his cards. "Whatever happened to the behemoth?"

Aozora grinned. "He couldn't handle me. The kicks and bites and chops drove him off. You're welcome."

Another eye roll ensued. "You think way too highly of yourself."

He shrugged. "How else do you explain it? Hmmm?"

"He got bored with us and left."

"Er.... But why? We're all very interesting."

"We find us interesting, but he may not have."

He again shrugged. "Than hes a blind behemoth. Say, got any nurses more properly attired?"

"No. But I think there's one around here somewhere willing to perform a castration."

"Ah.... Never mind. Shes just fine."

"Thought so. Going to shuffle the cards or just sit there?"

Eager to get away from the subject of his own castration, he grabbed the cards and started shuffling proffesionaly. "Alright, whos cutting?"

"Where did I ever say you need to cut in Nertz? Count off the top thirteen cards and don't look at them. Put them in a pile on your right. Then set up like Solitaire, but only 5 rows instead of 7. Put the rest of the pile on your left." Joshua did as he was instructing.

Aozora shrugged, and did it like Josh had told him. "Alrighty, who goes first?"

"We need to wait for the rest of them to set up. We all play at once."

Aozora sighed, and started playing..."Soulda played poker..." He muttered to himself.

playing what?

"Oh no. I always lose at poker."

Aozora shrugged and continued to play/cheat. "Bet more money. Gives ya more incentive."

Joshua made Aozora's cards sink into the table. "Stop that. None of the rest of us have started."

Aozora shrugged and pulled more cards out his pocket. Grinning, he threw a card at Josh's head.

Joshua caught the card then threw it back to Aozora, on fire.

Aozora caught the card with extreme skill, and started juggling, and threw it at Josh's hair.

Joshua caught it and sent it spinning around Aozora's head.

Jumps no Aozora, hugs ^^ hey im back.

"What about me?" :(

AH!! hugs!! Haven't we already had a talk today?

A rain cloud appeared above Joshua's head. "I feel left out. Zora got a hug, why not me?"

Tal glided back slowly. He sat down, sweating and panting. "Jeez! *gasp* Did you think that the behemoth would just leave on its own?!! Thanks for the backup!" Tal walked over to the table, but before he could make it, he tripped and fell over onto the ground. "Ow! You know what? Forget it!" Tal stayed on the ground and promptly began to sleep.

Wow, looks awesome. Is this thread too far in to consider joining?

Nope, feel free to join mate. We've needed some more people. Just as a warning though, don't be as noobish as the last guy that wanted to join. And, just so you know, this is the OOC thread, we were just having some fun with our characters.

Pssh, been rping too long to be noobish (I hope :) ). Anyways, if you need characters what kind are you lacking? I don't want to be just another one of the masses, ya know?

Hmmm.... I'd say we need some more people in the middle. Good and evil is prett much covered, but if you don't like being in the middle, we could use some more evil ones.

I've got it. I will be like an Arbiter type person. I will wish to see the balance remain and neither side totally victorious. If thats alright.

What are the power limits though, I thought it said one but several people have more. IS the rule really to just keep it reasonable?

Hmm... I really don't pay attention to the one power rule as long as its kept reasonable. For instance: Having control of fire, darkness, and being able to teleport is fine. However, if all the sudden your guy causes freakin' armaggedon, thats a big no-no. So, just as long as its not god-like, I'm fine with anything really.

ooc: mereshka, sorry for being so absent, but I always get lost once this RP starts up again...I always have to read a bit to catch up, and then I'm still lost. I don't even know what's going on anymore, so if you want to take over Raphael from me, that's fine (since you were going to RP Michael).

Name: Batsu/ Batsu no Oni (lit. "Punisher/ Demon Punisher")
Race: Oni (Demon)
Looks: Looks (http://www.arcanology.com/images/demon-oni.jpg), Crimson Skin, Gold Eyes, Black claws, teeth, and horns, 7'2, Robe and Belt are black crimson and gold.

Bio: A Japanese demon of legend, Batsu was tasked with punishing those who had done evil on earth by bringing them to hell by God. A sadistic being, he developed a certain style and mark in the way he did things. He looked into the minds of his victims and found their worst fears and exploited them, sending them into a dream state in which the injuries were real and he was the total master. Their bodies on earth would appear to be in a seizure like state and the injuries they sustained in the dream world would appear on them. Batsu fed on fear and used increasingly horrible tactics to increase the human fear of him. His original mission was a seemingly good one but his methods went to far and were to evil in them self. He was stripped of his title but carried on his work on his own. Set to punish and purge the evil that is man, he stopped taking on just single people and took material form rather than just spiritual. He would terrorize towns and cities for their "crimes". He saw all men as evil and thus needed to be punished.

His crusade however came to a halt when warriors set out to stop him. These brave men armed to the teeth in demon-slaying weaponry engaged him in combat on Earth. Vanquished, Batsu simply retreated to his spiritual plane and hunted people in his old style. The warriors knew that simply defeating him on earth was not enough to end his reign of terror and so used charms and trickery to get him to his own spiritual plane. There they engaged in combat for what seemed to be a year when finally Batsu was banished from earth. The warriors were unable to free their minds from his plane and so ended their own lives. Their bodies on earth turned to stone and they were worshiped as heroes by the people.

He was able to punish select people by conjuring all his strength for a great deal of time, but was unable to kill them and simply cursed them. Throughout history he did this to many of the infamous people. He cursed Hitler with several ailments, for example.

With hell unleashed on Earth, Batsu was finally able to regain his material form and continue what he began long ago.

Weapons: Great Axe ("Goumon" - Torture), Dual Kusrigama

Powers: Teleportation, Control of his Spiritual Plane and getting people there, Curses, Able to enter/read minds of humans.

Note: Killing him on Earth temporarily weakens him and makes him unable to return but allows him to stay in his Plane and punish cruel people mentally. Killing him in his plane (usually entered by use of charms or directly doing something to incite his attention on you) banishes him back to hell were he must recuperate for centuries or he simply dies.

Hmm... I like it. Accepted. Feel free to post whenever you so choose.

IF I could just get a run down on things, seems to be a lot of reading so simply "catch up."

And thank you. Idea just popped into my mind after I saw a Kabuki of a Japanese Demon while googling for pictures.

Well, the basic rundown of things, is that its damn near about to escalate into a big giant battle between the demons and angels. Our little group of misfits is trying to get some help from the humans, because they know that if they don't manage that, the demons will win. So, at the moment, we're pretty much at a tie between good and evil, so you're guy could potentially tip the scales. Or balance it even more, your choice really.

Also of note, the demons have their camp and the angels have theirs. Our band of misfits is fighting for the angels though we do have some powerful demon characters too.

"good"- Aozora, Alehkra, Joshua, Zena, Tal, Gold, Celestial, Umbra

evil- Lucifer, Angron, Typhon, Mond

Did I miss anyone?

Could I join this thread with my vampire guy from TBCS, do you think?

That rundown was very easy to understand and all.

You'll need to put up some more info than that. Here's the template we all followed when we created our characters.

Name:
Race:
Looks:
Bio:
Weapons:
Powers (If Angelic/Demonic)

Mereshka knows what I'm talking about. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=558373)

Oh clever.

Kenavt!! Do you know just how well your guy would fit into where Alehkra and Zena are right now? You have very scary timing my friend.

*bows*

Where are they?

Japan, to put it simply. Basically they're looking for another vampire right now so would it not work perfectly to have his character by yours Mereshka?

Why are they looking for a vampire?

Because she's Alehkra's mate.

Yup, tis awkward, but I'm still working on figuring out where this is all going.

O_O

Well ok then...


EDIT: [Grumble]damn time warp..[/=Grumble]

Alehkras going to get slapped quite a few times, but it'll all work out in the end.

So-what? Do you want me to appear (looking at current thread) in a crowd on the same street in Japan? Or... what? I'm at your beck and call.

We're not on the street anymore, are we? I thought we were in a building of some kind. And you don't have to "appear" you can simply walk from a crowd or something.

You can even be in the building mate. Its a place specifically for werewolves, vampires, bigfeets, ect. You could just be sitting around, and wonder why the leader of the place is leaving with a giant wolf and an angel.

Well...

I guess I could try to RP a female vampire. It's just that I've never done that before.


Who's the leader of the place? Alehkra?

No, just stick with the character you've got. And I can't spell the leader's name with a darn but I caught on that it starts with a D and I'm too lazy to go check spelling.

Thanks.

I'll make an intro post, but then I have to leave until tonight. Hopefully. I might have to wait until tomorrow.

Ya, that. See, I knew if I brought it up someone would do the work of typing it out for me. :p

Holy frick!! The time warp really did a number on the thread this time.

Alrighty. And the leaders name is Deserae.

Hi. I'm the Borderlord from the Borderlands. Can I join?

Sorry if I seem too timid--I'm really new to this...

Nah, thats fine. Go ahead and post a character mate.

Did you see the little blurb I posted a bit ago about the form we filled out? It's a good template for making a character.

Name: Sparxx
Race: Part human, and something else (probably some fire demon DNA injected into him).
Looks: Regular height, with blonde hair down to his shoulders. Baby blue eyes, with pale skin. Skinny, he usually wears dark clothing with black, leather gloves.
Bio: He was a test subject to some demonic expierament. Originally human, now he's something else. He has a strong distaste for demons, and is willing to aid anybody in extermination the demons.
Weapons: His fire manipulation and his intelligence.
Powers: Pyrokinesis (fire manipulation)

Looks like I'm going to be off in a couple minutes. No guarantees on exactly when, but I'm pretty sure the sudden stopping of my posts will be a good hint as to when I leave.

Also, I kinda like that. I thought things seemed a little dull without the occasional flame breaking out! :p

What's this "War of the Heavens" thread? Sounds similar to this.

should I start to post in War of the Heavens?

Yup, 'ats the one. Go ahead and make an intro.

Always had a thing for doing human characters

Name: Edward Harrison
Race: Human
Looks: 6'0 170 pounds, Brown hair, Blue eyes
Bio: This is an alternate Edward Harrison, The Union never existed, Harrison was never infected with UH, in fact, he's just an average grunt in whats left of the US Marine Corps, one of the few survivors from the massacre of Las Vegas. He's spent his time wandering the country, on occasion linking up with scattered bands of resistance fighters, other times running for his life.
Weapons: M4 Carbine with M203 grenade launcher, Colt M1911A1 (He replaced his standard M9 with this)

i am cravebloodofsnakes, that would be a human, and one that want to walk the way of a saint. with all i have found in the bible, mark 16 ver 18 makes it happen for me.:cool:

Alrighty, post a character with the template Sylvonia so kindal reminded people of.

Now that I have made my intro I am wondering what to do next. Anyone up for meeting up?

I could have my character Tal, and angel, meet him. He might have his personal legion with him by then. (100 angels). I haven't decided yet. He is their captain. But its kinda impossible for them to meet right now, since Batsu is in another plane of existence right now.:rolleyes: Next time you have him come to earth, I'll try to make it happen.

EDIT: Would Batsu try to kill Tal, join him..... It seems that Batsu would be against Tal, since Batsu is trying to act like God, and Tal would be against that, but I'm not really sure.:confused:

It really depends. Batsu is only interested in punishing evil men. If someone tries to stop him then he would attack them, other than that he could be quite cordial :p. Who is playing Lucifer right now if anyone?

Mereshka is playing Lucifer. And the thing is, you said that Batsu thought all men were evil, so he could be for destroying humanity, which Tal wouldn't like. also, he is doing God's job of punishing evil men, which Tal also wouldn't like. I don't know if Tal would fight him, as he had more pressing matters (the garden) so, I'm not sure what would happen.

My current idea for him, he meets up with old lucy there in order to get his legion of hellspawn from out of his plane to reality as Batsu only has the power to get himself onto earth. In exchange he fights for him and will be able to carry on his work since he was denied by his original boss.

Wow, I was expecting it to be a lot worse than it was when I got back to this.

My current idea for him, he meets up with old lucy there in order to get his legion of hellspawn from out of his plane to reality as Batsu only has the power to get himself onto earth. In exchange he fights for him and will be able to carry on his work since he was denied by his original boss.

I'm pretty sure that Tal would be against him if he's with Lucifer.

Lucifer teaming up with Batsu eh?

So that would make bad guy #5. Hmmm, should be interesting to see where this takes us.

Yeah, glad to see I can add some more flavor to the story. Lets see where this goes.

Yes, more flavor indeed. Satans in the Garden of Eden by the way.

Glad we know where he is. I, um, lost track of Mond and Typhon. I was under the impression they were at the edge of the demon camp though.

You lost track of your own guy?

Considering he was just following Typhon around, yes. I haven't seen a post about him (typhon) in a while though so now I'm not so sure.

EDIT: And of course, NC was playing Typhon and he mentioned dropping out. Back at post 368 was the last time NC mentioned Typhon and 369 was my post about Mond.

You keep track of the posts?

Oh heavens no! I looked it up.

Hehe, thats good. If you did keep track, Iwould assign you homework right here and now to take some of that free time off your hands.

If I could keep track, I would. But I can't, so I use my resources at hand. Besides, I'm done with school for the year and I've gotta go to work in a couple hours and close at 9. On that note, it's FLOOR NIGHT!!!:headbang:

Floor night??

Ya, we have to take all the movable displays off the floor and put them in back (the carts too) so the floors can be scrubbed. We do it twice a week and it's always on freight days. But tonight I'm working with the new guy, so he gets to do all the lifting. :D

Hehe, fun fun.

Oh yes. It usually is.

Yay for sucky starting jobs!

Fortunately this is a lot better than the job I had two summers ago. I was cleaning bathhouses at a campground and although I've got plenty of stories, they're best left untold. Trust me, it was bad.

I trust you. For now.

Name: (Former) CPT. Raymond Green
Race: Corrupted (Human embued with minor demonic power)
Looks: Eyes that were once a piercing ice blue, but are now shot full of red, all framed by ash grey hair. 6'2, light as a feather but heavy as a block of lead
Bio: The typical good guy becomes bad, Raymond once was a succesful Captain in the Marine corps, commanding the squad that Edward Harrison served in. He was one of the few that new when the invasion of hell would happen, and seeking ways to save the people he knew, began serving the demon lords. He originaly thought that he could gain favor and help humanity, instead of condeming it, but the plan backfired. He began to lust for power, and slowly became one of the corrupted. In his madness, he lured his squad into an ambush, believing Harrison, whom he believed to be a source of power, would follow him when shown the "true path". Even in his twisted and broken mind, he still believes he is saving humanity.
Weapons: A single flaming sword forged with his very soul, this weapon is devestating, reflecting the extent of his lust for power, and on rare occasions of clarity, regret and anger at what he has become.
Powers (If Angelic/Demonic): A rather strong form of telekinesis for a corrupted, he is able to lift up to three times his body weigth telekinetically and hurl it at high speeds, as well as using his power to "fly" around a battlefield.

Interesting, I like it.

Oh, and I think I copied the "getting off for the night" from the template. I'll find somewhere to get his character in, probably in battle or something like that.

Haha, I was wondering why you're still here.

Does anybody use this thread anymore? Oh well. Anyways, remember when I said how I had a whole death scene planned for Tal? Well, he is kinda dying, sooooo... who can say what will happen? :confused: I'm not sure yet, anyway.

Ok, maybe not dying... I don't know, I'm kinda confused. I'll just see what happens.

Name: LT. Patrick Harker
Race: Human (Obtained some supernatural powers through enhancements
Looks: Green Eyes, Red hair, 5'10, 160 pounds, built like an olympic gymnist
Bio: A mysterious soldier assigned by an unknown party to watch over Edward Harrison for an unknown reason, he performs his job with the utmost efficiency and total lack of emotion. In his words. "Taking the human off the battlefield"
Weapons: m107 Sniper rifle, Webley revoler (All with silver tipped rounds)
Powers (If Angelic/Demonic): A very weak form of telekinesis, usually used for adjusting the trajectory of shots to increase accuracy, he has, however, shot someone while with his back to them. Also can heal faster then a human, but not as fast as any supernatural creature.

Anybody use this still? Cause we should try to figure out what happened with Mond/Umbra, that's kinda weirding me out.:confused:

We still check it, but we were using the IC thread cause it was handy.

Whatever happened to our little fun with the characters?

Joshua popped up, filing his claws. "I'm not sure where we went to. But it was dark and creepy." He had mock fear in his voice. "Na, we just kinda pop up when needed."

Gonna be gone for a bit. Mom needs me to run some errands.

Aozora sighed. "I can't believe that whilst you guys are off fighting the ultimate evil, I'm stuck babysitting. Really kinda embarrasing."

Alrighty.

Edward leaned back in his chair, adjusting his sunglasses. "Yeah, pop up when needed." He jerked in his chair, then looked around. "Whoops, wrong thread...." He muttered, then gathered himself out of the chair. As he left, he could've sworn he ran into somebody who looked exactly like him.



Heh, fourth wall breakage.... outside the main RP.

Welll...Those are big letters, now aren't they?

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Welll...Those are big letters, now aren't they?

Perfect for you to see!

Wait, I thought this was the OOC thread. Is it?

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Union Edward ran smack into a gaint advertisement, cracking his sunglasses and causing a nose bleed. "Oy! Other Edward, help me tear this down!" His voice had the sinus tone of someone with a really bad cold. Werewolf Edward poked the advertisement, it immediatly deflated, then chuckled. "How the hell did you get a nose bleed off of that?"

OOC: LOL!!!!!!!!!!! :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

Yup, its the OOC. We're just having some fun.

Aozora laughed. "How did that beget a nosebleed? You didn't run into that hard, did you?"

Kevin da Vincho walks in.

"Who wants nachos?"

Aozora raised his hand, as did Lydia, whom he was watching.

Edward wiped away a blood trickle. "I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE BLEDDING! WHATS IT MADE OUTTA, KRYPTONITE?!?!?!" Werewolf Edward raised his hand. "Nachos, over here!" Union Edward smacked Werewolf Edward. 'Sympathy, other me! I WANT SYMPATHY!" Werewolf Edward smiled. "You shouldn't even exist here?" Union Edward was stunned? "Wha-" *poit*

Aozora nodded sagely, though he had no idea what was going on. "Yep, shouldn't be here. I guess...."

A door opened, and out walked Union Edward, covered from head to toe in soot. "They didn't want me either, damn you Patrick Dougan!" Werewolf Edward laughed again.

"I have Mt. Dew too." Kevin let out a belch. "Oh, maybe I drank it. Now, I've got the Coliseum in Rome booked-who wants to go be a gladiator! Oh yah!"

Aozora hopped up. MT. DEW!!!! Give it to me! Now!!"

Union Edward laughed. "Who needs Mountain Dew when you have coffee!" He was still laughing as he opened his flask, chuckling as he took a swallow, and screaming for the MT. dew when it turned out the flask was empty.

"But all the Dew is gone," He said pitifully. "I drank it all." He threw the empty box and then cried, "But I've got the Remote of Death!" He takes a random remote nearby from a TV and points it at everybody.

Welll...Those are big letters, now aren't they?

Wait, aren't you the one who HATES timewarps? and yet you POSTED this BEFORE the AD! :D:p:D:p:D:p

Joshua rolled his eyes. "Screw coffee, give me a mint condition or white chocolate mocha any day of the week."

"But all the Dew is gone," He said pitifully. "I drank it all." He threw the empty box and then cried, "But I've got the Remote of Death!" He takes a random remote nearby from a TV and points it at everybody.

"HE'S GOT A REMOTE!" Werewolf Edward dove behind a chair, preparing for armageddon. Union Edward took a quizicle look at it. "Neat... is it DVD compatible?"

"Do I look like I care? Besides, I've got a friend who's good with technology. Most of the time anyway." Joshua said, vanishing. He reappeared with Justin who looked around. "The hell? Where are we?"

"Umm..... I think it is. Now Die!" He presses the Power Button towards Union Edward.

"And you!" He points toward the couch and hits the "higher volume" button. The werewolf's starts talking much higher-pitched.

Justin rolled his eyes and pulled a small box from his vest. One side was painted red and he kicked it toward Kevin. "There's a reason they call me Boom-Boom." He pulled a remote trigger from his belt and pushed the button, causing the red side of the box to explode toward Kevin.

Aozora meanwhile looked around, rather confused. "Uh...Remote of death? I think you people have gone crazy...And who the hell are you, and where'd Josh go?"

"Umm..... I think it is. Now Die!" He presses the Power Button towards Union Edward.

"And you!" He points toward the couch and hits the "higher volume" button. The werewolf's starts talking much higher-pitched.


Union Edward fumbled around for his cell phone, only to discover it had been shut off entirely. "Awww..." He muttered. "You know.. you never had that remote thingy of doom in the TCBS...." Werewolf Edward crept out from behind the table. "Has the world ended yet?" His voice sounded like he had taken a marathon helium session.

Aozora meanwhile looked around, rather confused. "Uh...Remote of death? I think you people have gone crazy...And who the hell are you, and where'd Josh go?"

Josh appeared behind Aozora. "Boo." he said putting his hands on Zora's shoulders.
"I'm Justin VanSambeek." Boom-Boom said.

It blows Kevin backward, making him lose the remote. But then he grabs the TiVo remote. "I am not done yet!!!" *presses power button at Josh, massive explosion*

"Oh, we have TiVo?" Joshua warped to Kevin after getting up and took the remote. "Let's watch that boom again." he hit rewind and then play to watch the explosion again. Justin exploded in laughter at watching the whole thing.

Return of the puns!

Kevin stole the remote back. "Hehehe." He points the POWER button at Joshua and there's a big explosion.

"Oh, we have TiVo?" Joshua warped to Kevin after getting up and took the remote. "Let's watch that boom again." he hit rewind and then play to watch the explosion again. Justin exploded in laughter at watching the whole thing.

Return of the puns!


Union Edward grabbed some popcorn. "Nice form there, perfect detonation, but whats this? You didn't run at him, you walked! and you gave him a chance to react! 6.8, my score!" He held up a score card with those numbers on it. Werewolf Edward squeaked. "But, he did blow himself up without a reaction other then explosive laughter!" He held up a card with the numbers 9.2

Justin took a bow. "Thanks, but I didn't walk, I haven't moved from this spot since I got here. I kicked it to him."

"Hey, but what about me...." *crying*

Justin fell over laughing. "Much better." he gasped out. Joshua rolled his eyes and went back to replaying Kevin exploding.

TIMEWARPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Union Edward slapped his sign down on the table. "Fine!" He scribbled out the 6.9 and replaced it with an 8.8 "Better?!?" Werewolf Edward laughed, a sound like rubber being rubbed against wet rubber. "Shut up squeaky!" Union Edward knocked Werewolf Edward's chair over, causing him to, quite literally, squeak.

MASSIVE TIMEWARPS!!!

"Now nobody likes me... WELL THAT'S TOO BAD!" Kevin pulls out a M16. "Bow to me otherwise you will die!!!"

Joshua pulled a wall of rock from the ground and pushed it. Yawning as he looked away, it fell toward Kevin.

Joshua pulled a wall of rock from the ground and pushed it. Yawning as he looked away, it fell toward Kevin.

Both Edwards instantly held up cards. "PERFECT TEN!" Edward tossed a gold medal at Joshua. "Congratulations! You just killed the guy who gave us nachos!"

Joshua snatched the medal and created a winner's platform. "I'd like to thank, well, me!" he chuckled and took a bow and put the medal on before hopping down.

"Hah! I'm not done yet! I have the power of... chickens!" Kevin appeared around the rock wall carrying drumsticks. "I will seduce you with my food!" He randomly starts firing off big explosions with his TiVo remote.

But then... *crash* a monster comes in. From the stuff of nightmares.

*Kevin drops everything* "My impatience... for the 1st mission of the TBCS! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=558555&page=15) Run for your lives! *loud stomping noises from behind Kevin

"Dude, I have the TiVo remote, remember?" Joshua held it up.

"Dude, I have the TiVo remote, remember?" Joshua held it up.

"What? But run for your lives!!! It's my impatience!

Target: Impatience for First TBCS Mission. Firing IGNORE cannons in 3...2...1...

"Sir, did it work?"

"No, it's still alive!"

"Shoot it down!"

"It's invulnerable!"

"What's wrong with this Impatience???"

"I dunno! Watch out, it's coming!!!! Run for your lives!!!"

"AHHHH" *squish*
____________

"Mommy... what's that?"

"It's just a... I dunno honey." *squish*

IT'S KILLING EVERYONE!!!! Now It's heading for the Demons and Angels thread! Oh noes!

Edward dove to the side. "OH SHIT! I THOUGHT I LEFT THAT THING BEHIND TWO COUNTIES AWAY!" He fumbled around and managed to snag a portable IGNORE cannon. "MY GAHD! HE CRUSHED THE MR. COFFEE!"

Joshua yawned. "What would you do without me?" A dome of earth began to cover them. "Carbon is really fun to turn to diamond too." he added as the ceiling began to sparkle.

The Impatience stops, looks at all the earth, and swats it five miles away.

"OH NOES!!! IT'S STILL COMING! WE NEED TO EVACUATE TO ANOTHER THREAD!!! OR RUN FOR IT!!!"