Demons and Angels - Page 4
Sylvonia
18-06-2008, 21:09
"Oh frag." Joshua and Justin vanished leaving the rest of the group to get crushed. It was then that Zena decided to appear. "Damn that's big." She said, dropping the V8 she was drinking.
Mereshka
18-06-2008, 21:13
Aozora took one look at the thing, and began to dig. In the time of about three seconds he was on the otherside of the world, dragging Lydia and Zena with him.
Kevin dived through the hole and through the earth until he had caught up with Aozora, Zena, and Lydia. "I think we have about a day before it's back over here," he panted. "But, in the meantime, who wants caramel popcorn!" *produces five buckets behind his back, starts munching on it*
Sylvonia
18-06-2008, 21:19
Joshua and Justin appeared and each grabbed a box. Zena did the same and the trio began to chow down.
United human countries
18-06-2008, 21:24
Werewolf Edward dragged Union Edward down the hole Alhekra and lydia dissapeared into. "DAMN YOU KEVIN! YOUR IMPATIENCE DOOMED US ALL!" Union Edward continued to shout curses even as he was being dragged halfway across the world.
"Um... sorry. There's no reason to yell, now that we're away from him. Popcorn?"
Sylvonia
18-06-2008, 21:29
"He'll be back." Justin said grimly.
OOC: @Mereshka: I can make an OP if you want me to. Just TG me the details. Or start it. Otherwise my IMPATIENCE will godmod across the globe once again! Muahahahaha!
IC:
"Yes, he will. And then I'll have to face him. Alone." Kevin tried to make a valiant face, but the huge cheeks stuffed with caramel popcorn wrecked it.
Sylvonia
18-06-2008, 21:36
"Gehen Sie entlang jetzt." Justin said to the civilians as he grabbed more popcorn.
TIMEWARP
United human countries
18-06-2008, 21:36
Two civilians passed by the odd group. "Wer sind sie?" One said. "Touristen." The other said. They both shrugged and continued walking.
Sylvonia
18-06-2008, 21:38
I gotta leave for work in a couple minutes. Might get one more post in yet.
"What language was that?"
OOC: OK then, well, see ya.
Sylvonia
18-06-2008, 21:46
"That was German." Justin said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.
"But I thought that would be Chinese because we're on the other side of the world... and it's China that's on the other side of the world... because if we were to dig to the other... side of the world..." Kevin's voice trailed off.
United human countries
18-06-2008, 21:59
The two civilian scurried off. "Really now." Union Edward said. "You didn't have to be so harsh, a simple 'bewegen sie entlang bitte' would've been better." Werewolf Edward was beyond confused. "W-... I speak German?" Union Edward laughed. 'Technically, I speak Union English-Germanic"
"Yah... whatever that is."
OOC: I NEED FIRST MISSION!!!!!!!!!!!
United human countries
18-06-2008, 22:20
Union Edward laughed. "I CAN READ YOUR MIND!" Union Edward put his hand to his forehead and waggled his fingers. "You want the first TBCS thread to start...." Edward laughed. "It'll start when hell freezes over."
OOC: *sigh*
"GRRRR!!! You have intruded among my feelings for the last time! I will give you... the dry drumsticks!" *starts pulling them from behind his back and stuffing them in Union Ed's mouth*
United human countries
18-06-2008, 22:26
"Mrph!" Union Edward tried to spit out the very dry, unseasoned chicken but the sheer amount forced him to swallow some of it. Werewolf Edward laughed. 'WHERE IS YOUR KFC NOW?!?!" He shouted.
"Was that an insult?" asked Kevin to the werewolf. "I still have these drumsticks, you know!" He continued to stuff them down Union Ed's throat.
United human countries
18-06-2008, 22:34
Werewolf Edward grinned a wolfish grin. "Nope, just talking." Union Edward continued to spit out dried drumsticks. "I HATE DRY FOOD!" he spit out another. "I HATE DRY DRUMSTICKS!" Another mouthful spit out. "AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, I HATE YOU!"
Kevin stopped and allowed Union Edward to get up, and then sat down. "You hate me..." Kevin whimpered. "Here... you can stuff some drumsticks down my throat..."
OOC: NONE of this is going to carry over to the TBCS, right?
United human countries
18-06-2008, 22:45
OOC: Nope, this character RP we have going right now is strictly non-canon, nothing carries over
IC:
Union Edward frowned, then took the bucket of chicken wings and threw it in the river. "Hope I didn't cause a major environmental disastor..."
"Thanks, dude. Now, why isn't anyone else talking?" Kevin turned toward everyone else.
United human countries
18-06-2008, 22:55
Jefferson Irons sat smoking a cigar in the background. "Killed 'em all." He laughed. "Nah, just tagged 'em with stunners. I'm off, I gotta get something to drink."
"Why would you do that?"
OOC: Might get another post in, but I'll be off in like ten minutes.
United human countries
18-06-2008, 23:02
Jefferson flicked his cigar into the river. "They were a bit to quiet. Thought a little jolt would wake 'em, but...." He snagged the soggy bucket of chicken. 'Thanks for the drumsticks, I'm outta here."
Sylvonia
19-06-2008, 03:50
There's not much need for OOC in an OOC thread is there?
Justin finished the last of his popcorn and moved on to Joshua's, who gladly handed it over. Caramel doesn't work well with fangs.
Jefferson flicked his cigar into the river. "They were a bit to quiet. Thought a little jolt would wake 'em, but...." He snagged the soggy bucket of chicken. 'Thanks for the drumsticks, I'm outta here."
"BUT THOSE DRUMSTICKS ARE DRY!!! Oh well." Kevin sighed. Then a soccer ball rolled to his feet. He threw it at Joshua. "Tag, you're it! Ball Tag! Have you ever played?"
Sylvonia
19-06-2008, 17:10
Joshua caught the ball but dug his claws in to the point where it popped. "This is why you shouldn't throw things at me. I usually break them." He said, still watching Kevin explode with the TiVo remote.
"And who cares about dry drumsticks? It's CHICKEN for crying out loud!" Justin said, taking one of the seats Joshua conjured.
"uhh... I dunno. Taht one Ed guy siad it was dry. I lekid it personally.
return of the no grammar?
Sylvonia
19-06-2008, 17:16
Oh screw you...
"It's CHICKEN! I don't mind them live, but I'm not a big fan of it as a food product." Justin said, enjoying Kevin blowing up again on TiVo.
And you can join in a discussion in TBCS if you want. It's not a bad thing.
lulz at you with tivo!
OK, sorry. My guy was just agreeing with yours.
"Hey, that's my remote!" Kevin took it from Joshua. "It's my TiVo anyway. If you take it again you won't just have TiVo, you'll have hivo too!"
Have you seen the Bee Movie? That's where tivo-hivo is from. I can send a link if you don't get it.
Sylvonia
19-06-2008, 17:21
Justin blinked at Kevin. "Dude, what are you trying to grab? All I have is my popcorn."
And no, though I meant my speech on TBCS.
Snap, wrong guy.
I know. "OK, sorry. My guy was just agreeing with yours"
Sylvonia
19-06-2008, 17:26
WTF!? :'(
Joshua grabbed back the remote, hit 'Instant Replay' then broke the remote into tiny pieces. "HA!"
Sorry.
"Hah! But now you have hivo!!!"
Sylvonia
19-06-2008, 17:35
"Hivo?" The duo questioned together. "What is that and what's wrong with it? All we want to see is your explosion. Stop copying me! No, you stop copying me! Trippy..." They continued.
"HiVo is a disease that effects bees! And I put it on the remote! So now you have HiVo! So get away from me!"
Sylvonia
19-06-2008, 17:39
"That EFFECTS bees?" Joshua questioned. "Why can't people get 'effect' and 'affect' right?" he mused to himself.
"That affects BEES." Justin said. "Thus, we're immune."
"But it has to do something to humans..." Kevin sat down and started thinking it over. "Maybe there isn't such thing as hivo. Ohh."
Sylvonia
19-06-2008, 18:17
Joshua and Justin just sat and grinned. "Priceless."
"His reaction?" Justin asked.
"No."
"Then what?"
"Watching that explosion on instant replay over and over and over again."
United human countries
19-06-2008, 18:33
Union Edward noded. "Wait a minute... didn't I poke your brain?" HE stared at Kevin. "And didn't I turn you into a WMD?" Werewolf Edward smiled. "Trippy"
Sylvonia
19-06-2008, 18:35
Joshua looked from the TiVo. "Ya, you did poke my brain. What of it?"
Justin meanwhile struggled to suppress laughing.
Talrania
20-06-2008, 02:55
Tal floated through the ground in front of Joshua. "Isn't brain poking dangerous?"
"I dunno... hahahaha," said Kevin as he poked his brain. "My brain's a WMD... hahahahaha..."
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 03:01
"I'm going to diffuse your brain." Justin said, grabbing a random pair of wire cutters and leaping for Kevin.
"But no... but no..." said Kevin as he walked away from scary person with wire cutters. "I like my brain... don't cut my brain... hahahahah I'm poking my brain." He continued to walk away.
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 03:05
Union Edward noded. "Just like TiVo." At that point, WOTH (War of the heavens) Patrick walked in, covered in blood. "I need a drink.. badly." Werewolf Edward snorted. "We've got dry fried chicken." WOTH Patrick spun on his heels and fell flat on his face. "UHC sucks... he's tried to kill me ever since he created me..."
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 03:14
Joshua raised his hand. "If it makes you feel better, HE actually has managed to kill me. Twice actually. First time I got to the hospital in time, the next I finally got the sack."
I'm alluding to posts elsewhere that I've done. Of course, it's not all up yet.
Talrania
20-06-2008, 03:19
Tal took the wire cutters from Justin. "What are you doing? Were you considering using these cutters on him?" Tal paused for a moment. "I'm thinking, to operate on that brain, you'll need something much smaller, and a microscope to see what you are doing."
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 03:26
Justin meanwhile, with HIS wire cutters in hand, opened Kevin's skull and showed it to Tal. "See? Wires. Wire cutters would work perfectly." after a few minutes of poking around, he put the top of Kevin's skull back on taped him up. "There we go. Same Kevin, minus the WMD."
Talrania
20-06-2008, 03:28
uhhhhh I said Justin...?
that one went right over your head, didn't it?
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 03:33
After the edit you did. That's cheating to edit after I made a post. :upyours:
And what's with the second comment, I don't get it.
Talrania
20-06-2008, 03:37
"I'm thinking, to operate on that brain, you'll need something much smaller, and a microscope to see what you are doing."
You only need a microscope to look at something that is really, really small.
And Tal can't cheat. He's an angel.
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 03:39
Justin laughed. "That's why there was so much room for this." He held up the UMD, now disarmed. "See, it's almost the size of a human brain."
Ok, I missed that, but it works out in the end.
And OH YA, TIMEWARP. Or not... just saw the double post delete.
Talrania
20-06-2008, 03:46
Yeah, its still confusing though.:confused:
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 03:49
Lol, then I've done my job right.
Talrania
20-06-2008, 03:51
Wait, if that's your job.... whats mine?:confused:
And you are doing a good job.
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 03:55
Thanks but I'm not sure what yours is. Besides, you should make your own destiny. :D
Talrania
20-06-2008, 03:57
With what?!?!
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 03:57
How should I know? I just do Timewarps and Confusion!
Talrania
20-06-2008, 03:59
₧
Thats what I got.
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 04:01
WTF is that? I don't get it...
Talrania
20-06-2008, 04:03
I thought you were the master of confusion? Does this mean I win?
Seriously, hell if I know what it is. It just sort of... happened.
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 04:04
Not understanding and being confused are different. Confusion is a state of mind in which you understand nothing that comes your way without it being made simple. Not understanding means you don't get one aspect of something. So, no, you don't win.
And weird...
Talrania
20-06-2008, 04:07
.... I'm not sure what you just said, but touche. I'm sure as hell confused.
Try this on for size then!
Æ ╤ ╝ ╘ ╒
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 04:09
I see that, and raise you an entire alphabet's worth!
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Talrania
20-06-2008, 04:11
Schfrazzlick.
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 04:14
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I claim victory!
Talrania
20-06-2008, 04:20
You wish.
┼╞─◘•○♣♦♠☺♥╟╚╔╢┬┴├
My anus is bleeding.
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 04:29
I'd get that checked out...
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Shall I go on? Mac OS X has hundreds of these things.
Talrania
20-06-2008, 04:34
You have a Mac OS X?
I concede. And loathe you at the same time.
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 04:35
YAY!!! *puts crown on my head*
And it's only 10.4, but it's still Mac OS X. Do you have a PC or something?
Talrania
20-06-2008, 04:37
Vista.:upyours:
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 04:38
O_o
I feel so sorry for you. But this oughta cheer you up. LINKY! (http://cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20070331)
Talrania
20-06-2008, 04:41
It's scarily true.
Thanks. That helped.
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 04:46
Lol, glad it did. I wouldn't leave Macs for PCs if my life depended on it at this point. My two iMacs run circles around the Hell I've got. Seriously, one is a decade old and it's got a 333MHz processor that runs circles around the Hell with a 450MHz Intel. Of course, my Early 2006 iMac is FAR superior to that and the only reason I'd get vista is to put it on Boot Camp when I get Leopard.
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 04:48
Haha, excellent comic Sylvonia. I agree completely. I uninstalled Vista after the second day of using it.
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 04:56
That must have sucked. They worked out a lot of bugs, but there's still problems and it's still slow. I could dig up more, but I'm getting too busy with three threads, Gaia, IMs, AND my cat going nuts. I suppose you didn't get your money back either did you?
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 05:05
Nope. Damn Microsoft...And I still prefer PCs to Macs though. Maybe if you didn't use Dells you'd feel the same.
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 05:07
That must have sucked. They worked out a lot of bugs, but there's still problems and it's still slow. I could dig up more, but I'm getting too busy with three threads, Gaia, IMs, AND my cat going nuts. I suppose you didn't get your money back either did you?
Now now.. MACS OVER PC'S?!?!?!?! HERESY! *calls an inquisition on Sylvonia* GAIA IMs AND CATS ARE NO EXCUSE! I JUGGLE THOSE THREE ALL THE TIME! BURN THE HERETIC!
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 05:12
Burn the witch!!
I've always wanted to say that.
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 05:13
I only use the Hell because it's what we got from my mom's second husband when she divorced his fat, cheating ass. I'd prefer to use Parallels Desktop, but it's so slow.
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 05:16
Now now.. MACS OVER PC'S?!?!?!?! HERESY! *calls an inquisition on Sylvonia* GAIA IMs AND CATS ARE NO EXCUSE! I JUGGLE THOSE THREE ALL THE TIME! BURN THE HERETIC!
Burn the witch!!
I've always wanted to say that.
Ok, UHC, do we need an MSN repeat? And Meres, if you burn me, I'll laugh at you. I'm our school's resident PYROMANIAC.
And no, I hated him at the end because he always picked on me and made my mom mad.
However, TIMEWARP!!!!!!
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 05:17
Didn't like your step-dad huh?
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 05:33
Wait, didn't we have an IC thing going here?
A random person on fire ran past while Joshua rolled his eyes, sharpening his claws again. "So whatever happened to Kevin's impatience?"
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 05:48
Aozora shrugged. "It died after the almighty God finally started the mission. Is anyone hungry?"
Yes, I just called myself God. Now bow!! I shall smite you!
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 05:49
*Smacks you before lighting your shirt on fire*
No, just no. You're not God, that's blasphemy, and I've got a MAJOR problem with that. *continues devout Lutheran rant*
"I'm kinda hungry." Josh said, raising his hand.
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 05:52
You?! Never! Ok, seriously, I do have issues with people calling themselves God. It's always irked me. I could handle the Satan thing cause, let's face it, he's a moron for disobeying God.
On a lighter note, I also have issues with my cat, she's licking my shorts and I ensured a timewarp by editing "You?! Never!"
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 05:54
*clouds gather and lightning flashes* WHO DARES TAKE MY NAME IN VAIN?!?!?! I AM THE GOD OF TIMEWARPS! FEAR ME! *sends every one back to meet themselves a few minutes ago*
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 05:56
Hmm... I just lit UHC on fire the other thread.
Aozora nodded. "Mind conjuring up an ox or two?"
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 05:59
hmm... I Just Lit Uhc On Fire The Other Thread.
Aozora Nodded. "mind Conjuring Up An Ox Or Two?"
an Ox?!?!?! You Call Upon This God To Give You An Ox?!?!? Why I Give You One, Then Make A Million!
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 06:03
Joshua merely rolled his eyes.
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 06:04
Aozora jumped. "What the hell is that voice?" *Is crushed by ox falling from the sky* "Ow!! Not nice!!" *Starts eating his way through the ox*
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 06:09
*drops more ox* FEEL MY BEEFY WRATH!
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 06:13
*Was just finished eating the ox when the other fell on him* "Damnit!! Yeah, well...I'm not sure ox is beef! Ha, the timewarp god is an idiot!!" *Begins eating his way through again*
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 06:13
Joshua meanwhile went underground in an ox-proof shelter conveniently located next to him.
TIMEWARP!
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 06:14
INCOMPETENT FOOL! *drops a herd of cattle on top of him*
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 06:18
Aozora emerged from the eaten ox victorious when he saw the cattle her hurtling towards him. "Hmm... I don't think I can eat all of that." He darted inside of the ox shelter with Josh. "Hey buddy, mind me sheltering from the rain?"
Joshua pulled him in and slammed the door.
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 06:19
Aozora emerged from the eaten ox victorious when he saw the cattle her hurtling towards him. "Hmm... I don't think I can eat all of that." He darted inside of the ox shelter with Josh. "Hey buddy, mind me sheltering from the rain?"
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 06:19
you Do Not Escape Me So Easily! *timewarps You Out To The Falling Herd Of Cattle*
Never! *timewarps back to shelter*
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 06:20
YOU DO NOT ESCAPE ME SO EASILY! *timewarps you out to the falling herd of cattle*
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 06:24
my Own Timewarps Betray Me?!?!?! Who Dares?!?!? *shifts To A Computer Where I'm Sitting* "hi, I'm Scott Grey, This Fourth Wall Breakage Has Been Brought To You By.... Windows Xp!"
Lmfao!
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 06:24
Never! *timewarps back to shelter*
MY OWN TIMEWARPS BETRAY ME?!?!?! WHO DARES?!?!? *shifts to a computer where I'm sitting* "Hi, I'm Scott Grey, this fourth wall breakage has been brought to you by.... WINDOWS XP!"
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 06:26
WooT! XP!! Oh no! The Vista God! RUN AWAY!!
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 06:29
WooT! XP!! Oh no! The Vista God! RUN AWAY!!
*I turn towards Vista* "OH SH-!" *Scott Grey has encountered a terminal error and must close, do you want to send a report?*
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 06:29
woot! Xp!! Oh No! The Vista God! Run Away!!
Blasphemers!!!
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 06:32
Bwahaha!! Fear my deceptively nice and shiny look!! Ha! I use Blue Screen of Death for no good reason on you!!
If you use the BSOD, I retaliate with, THE KERNEL PANIC!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 06:34
Bwahaha!! Fear my deceptively nice and shiny look!! Ha! I use Blue Screen of Death for no good reason on you!!
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 06:35
*booting from backup drive please wait.... Files loading please wait...* "Hi, I'm Scott.. waitaminute.. whats that blue screen doing floating over there?" *Hits power button*
*Zaps BSOD, Kernel Panic overrides it, thus doing something helpful and logging information to later fix the problem*
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 06:37
*booting from backup drive please wait.... Files loading please wait...* "Hi, I'm Scott.. waitaminute.. whats that blue screen doing floating over there?" *Hits power button*
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 06:39
*Due to an error with your operating system, the zap is not currently functioning. Please choose another destruction*
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 06:41
*Mac OS X copies itself onto your hard drives and forcibly restarts your computers* BWAHAHAHAHA!! Join me in the world of Mac!
TIMEWARPS!!!
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 06:41
*boots up windows XP* "Ah.. old familiar XP." *Uninstalls all files related to vista*
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 06:43
Nooo!!! *Vista is destroyed, new, much more friendly, voice begins to speak* Welcome to Windows XP. After using Vista, this will now seem the most useful program in the world.
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 06:47
*Blows up computer* Damn. Now I gotta go get a new computer. Thanks allot Sylvonia.
*computer repairs itself with Mac-on-PC software* BWAHAHAHAHA! You shall not win this battle!
Also, timewarp! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 06:47
*Mac OS X copies itself onto your hard drives and forcibly restarts your computers* BWAHAHAHAHA!! Join me in the world of Mac!
*Blows up computer* Damn. Now I gotta go get a new computer. Thanks allot Sylvonia.
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 06:50
*blows up the mac officies with my timewarp god* "HOW DO YA LIKE THAT NOw, HUH!?!?!"
I don't have to care. *Macs fix themselves with Software Update tool built into Mac OS*
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 06:51
*computer repairs itself with Mac-on-PC software* BWAHAHAHAHA! You shall not win this battle!
Also, timewarp! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
*blows up the mac officies with my timewarp god* "HOW DO YA LIKE THAT NOw, HUH!?!?!"
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 06:53
Hmm...*Throws PC turned Mac into the ocean.*
*timewarp brings it back*
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 06:54
Hmm...*Throws PC turned Mac into the ocean.*
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 06:56
FOOLISH MORTAL! YOU HAVE ABUSED MY POWER ONE TIME TO MANY! *excommunicates you*
*doesn't care*
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 06:58
*timewarp brings it back*
FOOLISH MORTAL! YOU HAVE ABUSED MY POWER ONE TIME TO MANY! *excommunicates you*
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 07:02
Hey, now that Sylvonia is excomunicated, can you re-timwarp it so that the Mac is back in the ocean?
NEVER! *takes control of all timewarps*
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 07:03
gladly. *timewarps The Mac Into The Ocean*
Blasphemer!!!!
Wow, I timewapred ahead of BOTH of you!!
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 07:03
Hey, now that Sylvonia is excomunicated, can you re-timwarp it so that the Mac is back in the ocean?
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 07:05
Gladly. *timewarps the mac into the ocean*
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 07:06
FOOLISH MORTAL! YOU EDITED YOUR POSTS! *excommunitcates Sylvonia and throws him in the Ocean with the world's macs*
*undoes all the damage done*
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 07:07
Aozora meanwhile, looks around all confused like. "Why are there voices in the sky arguing about something called timewarps? What the hell is going on Josh?"
"I really have no clue. But the voices are fun to listen to. I think the one arguing for Macs is my creator, but I'm not sure."
Again, double timewarp. I'VE TAKEN CONTROL OF THEM ALL NOW!!!!!!
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 07:07
FOOLISH MORTAL! YOU EDITED YOUR POSTS! *excommunitcates Sylvonia and throws him in the Ocean with the world's macs*
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 07:08
Aozora meanwhile, looks around all confused like. "Why are there voices in the sky arguing about something called timewarps? What the hell is going on Josh?"
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 07:09
* a giant clock smites Aozora* SILENCE!
*saves Aozora via timewarp*
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 07:11
* a giant clock smites Aozora* SILENCE!
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 07:12
"Ow, why are the voices hurting me Joshy!! You wouldn't happen to have a giant clock shield would you? And I love Macs. They are much better than PCs." *Suddenly starts to float, and is slammed several times against the walls and floor*
*continues to save Aozora via Timewarp* I can only save so many lives a day Aozora, BE MORE CAREFUL!!!
Joshua shrugged. "Sorry, nothing." he walked over to a convenient Mac Pro that happened to be Timewarp god proof and began to check his email.
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 07:13
"Ow, why are the voices hurting me Joshy!! You wouldn't happen to have a giant clock shield would you? And I love Macs. They are much better than PCs." *Suddenly starts to float, and is slammed several times against the walls and floor*
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 07:14
*The world is transformed into a giant clock* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA DAMN, NO ONE LEFT TO TORMENT!
*undoes damage and kills Timewarp god*
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 07:14
*saves Aozora via timewarp*
*The world is transformed into a giant clock* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA DAMN, NO ONE LEFT TO TORMENT!
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 07:17
Aozora crawled along. "I think I angered one of the voices Josh. Probably the one who dislikes Macs. Hey, why aren't the voices hurting you?"
Because I'm here!
"Ya, what he said." Joshua agreed.
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 07:18
*timewarp god timewarps himself out of existence* *I crawl out from under a desk* "Whoa... is it over?"
Ya, it's finally over. At least the Timewarp god is gone and I can continue as I like to.
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 07:18
*continues to save Aozora via Timewarp* I can only save so many lives a day Aozora, BE MORE CAREFUL!!!
Joshua shrugged. "Sorry, nothing." he walked over to a convenient Mac Pro that happened to be Timewarp god proof and began to check his email.
Aozora crawled along. "I think I angered one of the voices Josh. Probably the one who dislikes Macs. Hey, why aren't the voices hurting you?"
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 07:19
*undoes damage and kills Timewarp god*
*timewarp god timewarps himself out of existence* *I crawl out from under a desk* "Whoa... is it over?"
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 07:21
Hey, I want to talk in bold too!! Respect the PC Aozora!! Yay! That was fun!!
*Aozora begins to cry*
You don't deserve to talk in bold! that's for people that Timewarp on purpose!
Joshua patted Aozora's back. "There there, it's alright. Macs are your friend and my giant voice will save you."
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 07:23
Hey, I want to talk in bold too!! Respect the PC Aozora!! Yay! That was fun!!
*Aozora begins to cry*
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 07:24
but Only The Actual Human Behind The Computer Can Talk In Bold And Italics!
Ya, there's that too I suppose.
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 07:25
you Don't Deserve To Talk In Bold! That's For People That Timewarp On Purpose!
Joshua Patted Aozora's Back. "there There, It's Alright. Macs Are Your Friend And My Giant Voice Will Save You."
but Only The Actual Human Behind The Computer Can Talk In Bold And Italics!
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 07:25
Wrong!! Aozora is my creation, and therefore, noone can protect him!!
Aozora looks around bewildered. "Wha-? Since when have I been created by anyone? You're a liar giant voice!" *Is rolled into a little ball and thrown with bone shattering force at the wall*
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 07:27
Wrong!! Aozora is my creation, and therefore, noone can protect him!!
Aozora looks around bewildered. "Wha-? Since when have I been created by anyone? You're a liar giant voice!" *Is rolled into a little ball and thrown with bone shattering force at the wall*
I can timewarp any damage to be undone!
Shit, missed one...
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 07:30
*pokes The Person Behinds Mereshkas Computer, Then Picks Up Aozora. well Well, A Bunch Of Text In A Ball... I Know! Wastebasket Basketball! *throws Aozora Into The Wastebasket At First Shot.*
*undo!* BWAHAHAHA! I got you now! *brings Aozora to the hospital*
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 07:30
*Aozora lays on the ground dazed* "I'm confused..." Silence, pet!! "Hey, I ain't no dog!!" You are if your creator demands it!! *Aozora is turned into a chiuahua*
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 07:31
Wrong!! Aozora is my creation, and therefore, noone can protect him!!
Aozora looks around bewildered. "Wha-? Since when have I been created by anyone? You're a liar giant voice!" *Is rolled into a little ball and thrown with bone shattering force at the wall*
*pokes the person behinds Mereshkas computer, then picks up Aozora. Well well, a bunch of text in a ball... I know! WASTEBASKET BASKETBALL! *throws Aozora into the wastebasket at first shot.*
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 07:32
*aozora Lays On The Ground Dazed* "i'm Confused..." silence, Pet!! "hey, I Ain't No Dog!!" you Are If Your Creator Demands It!! *aozora Is Turned Into A Chiuahua*
*undo! Again!* Sorry Zora, I'm getting sloppy...
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 07:32
*Pokes back* How did you get into Idaho so fast? And what the hell are you doing in my house?
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 07:32
*undo! Again!*
*Undos undo*
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 07:33
*Pokes back* How did you get into Idaho so fast? And what the hell are you doing in my house?
IDAHO!? Got any potatoes? :D
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 07:37
*Sighs* Figures. Yes actually,I do have potatoes. We all do, and from what I hear, they're allot cheaper here than in other states
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 07:38
*Sighs* Figures. Yes actually,I do have potatoes. We all do, and from what I hear, they're allot cheaper here than in other states
Figures. They're damn expensive at Terry's (where I work).
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 07:40
Uh.... PARADOX!!!!
Damn I hate those.
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 07:40
Heh, one of the advantages of living here, is that after potatoe harvesting is done, noone really cares if you go out into the fields and take whatever was left behind
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 07:41
Well what do you expect? Only place that grows more potatoes in the country is Maine, but theres aren't nearly as good.
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 07:41
*Pokes back* How did you get into Idaho so fast? And what the hell are you doing in my house?
Uh.... PARADOX!!!!
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 07:42
Drove through Idaho once. Per pound, Potatoes were about twenty to twenty five cents cheaper. Odd, I know.
Ya, but if they're grown in Idaho, they don't have to worry about gas to move them from state to state as much as just in state.
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 07:42
Well what do you expect? Only place that grows more potatoes in the country is Maine, but theres aren't nearly as good.
You know this how?
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 07:43
*Sighs* Figures. Yes actually,I do have potatoes. We all do, and from what I hear, they're allot cheaper here than in other states
Drove through Idaho once. Per pound, Potatoes were about twenty to twenty five cents cheaper. Odd, I know.
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 07:46
You know this how?
Lived in Maine for a couple of years. I'd have to say that Maine potatoes are smaller, and quite frankly, not as good.
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 07:47
Lived in Maine for a couple of years. I'd have to say that Maine potatoes are smaller, and quite frankly, not as good.
Wow, creepy. I suppose that's why our individual Idaho Bakers Russets sell like nuts.
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 07:49
I think I'm gonna go grab some Idaho potatoes right now... got some in a fresh sack.
lol, nice. I'd get one myself if my cat wasn't laying on me and I wouldn't wake people up.
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 07:51
Wow, creepy. I suppose that's why our individual Idaho Bakers Russets sell like nuts.
I think I'm gonna go grab some Idaho potatoes right now... got some in a fresh sack.
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 07:52
...You just timewarped my potatoes into spuds...
So? Go plant them and grow MORE potatoes than before!
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 07:53
lol, nice. I'd get one myself if my cat wasn't laying on me and I wouldn't wake people up.
...You just timewarped my potatoes into spuds...
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 07:54
You dare to tell a non Idahoan to grow potatoes? And I think the reason is that the Idaho soil and growing season is just right for potatoes.
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 07:55
You dare to tell a non Idahoan to grow potatoes? And I think the reason is that the Idaho soil and growing season is just right for potatoes.
Go pot a plant. I love growing potatoes and tomatoes and I live in MINNESOTA!
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 07:56
You just...timewarped them out of existence *cries in a dark corner*
Awww. *reaches through Mereshka's screen to pat you on the back*
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 07:57
So? Go plant them and grow MORE potatoes than before!
You just...timewarped them out of existence *cries in a dark corner*
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 07:59
YOU DESTROYED MY POTATOES! *goes Dirty Harry on you*
*blocks* No.
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 07:59
Wait...no more potatoes? What the hell else are Idahoans supposed to be known for!! Little Big Horn? I think not!! You have ruined us!! *Joins UHC in the corner to cry*
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 08:01
Awww. *reaches through Mereshka's screen to pat you on the back*
YOU DESTROYED MY POTATOES! *goes Dirty Harry on you*
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 08:01
Wait...no more potatoes? What the hell else are Idahoans supposed to be known for!! Little Big Horn? I think not!! You have ruined us!! *Joins UHC in the corner to cry*
I destroyed his, not all of them.
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 08:06
Re...Really? YAY!!! *Jumps and rouses the entire state to have a potatoe parade, and they go along with for lack of anything else to do at 1 am in the morning. Dodges shoe thrown by a guy who was actually sleeping*
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 08:07
Re...Really? YAY!!! *Jumps and rouses the entire state to have a potatoe parade, and they go along with for lack of anything else to do at 1 am in the morning. Dodges shoe thrown by a guy who was actually sleeping*
*shakes head* Dude, chill.
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 08:08
*throws other shoe at Mereshka* SHADDAP
NO, YOU! *returns the shoe*
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 08:09
Re...Really? YAY!!! *Jumps and rouses the entire state to have a potatoe parade, and they go along with for lack of anything else to do at 1 am in the morning. Dodges shoe thrown by a guy who was actually sleeping*
*throws other shoe at Mereshka* SHADDAP
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 08:10
THanks Sylvonia. But ow, that shoe hit y head. No potatoes for you UHC.
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 08:10
*throws bowling ball, followed by a fridge, kitchen sink, toilet, bathroom sink, salt & pepper shakers, and finally, the cat.*
*returns it all save for the cat* KITTY!!!
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 08:12
NO, YOU! *returns the shoe*
*throws bowling ball, followed by a fridge, kitchen sink, toilet, bathroom sink, salt & pepper shakers, and finally, the cat.*
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 08:15
*dives out the window* NOT MY CAT! GIMME BACK MEIN KATZE!
Mine! *keeps kitty*
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 08:16
*returns it all save for the cat* KITTY!!!
*dives out the window* NOT MY CAT! GIMME BACK MEIN KATZE!
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 08:16
*Sits back and laughs* Yes!! Fight! I desire entertainment!!
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 08:18
*Sits back and laughs* Yes!! Fight! I desire entertainment!!
NEVER! *Chair appears and locks you into it*
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 08:23
*snatches cat away* Daddy didn't mean to throw you schnookums.. daddy meant to throw the litter pan. C'mon lets go home...
NOOO!! *steals back cat*
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 08:24
NEVER! *Chair appears and locks you into it*
*snatches cat away* Daddy didn't mean to throw you schnookums.. daddy meant to throw the litter pan. C'mon lets go home...
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 08:26
*Shrugs, thinking its actually rather comfortable chair*
No, tis the Vista chair I showed you earlier.
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 08:27
*Shrugs, thinking its actually rather comfortable chair*
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 08:30
*steals cat again and warps to Alaska* Its cold schnookums, I don't think we're in Idaforniwherver anymore.
Joshua appeared, grabbed the cat, and took it back to Idaho.
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 08:31
NOOO!! *steals back cat*
*steals cat again and warps to Alaska* Its cold schnookums, I don't think we're in Idaforniwherver anymore.
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 08:37
The cat was in Idaho originally? I thought it was from wherever UHC lives...
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 08:38
The cat was in Idaho originally? I thought it was from wherever UHC lives...
But he was with you and you're in Idaho.
Mereshka
20-06-2008, 08:42
Uhm...Okay. I'm rather confused, but okay
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 08:43
Some weird Idawheverimfrom Combination thingy. And now I have mah schnookums back.
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 08:43
some Weird Idawheverimfrom Combination Thingy. And Now I Have Mah Schnookums Back.
noooo!
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 08:48
Yesss!
*the cat jumps down and walks to me without any convincing on my part*
UHC Zero
20-06-2008, 08:49
noooo!
Yesss!
Why are we posting in bold?
Sylvonia
20-06-2008, 16:16
Because bold is us speaking. We're the voices in the sky so we've gotta be booming!
Talrania
21-06-2008, 01:01
Tal snorts loudly, then turns over and resumes sleeping.
Sylvonia
21-06-2008, 02:34
You DARE to sleep at a time like this Tal!?
Mereshka
21-06-2008, 02:39
"Run Tal!!" Aozora screamed, "The voices will get you!"
Silence pet!! You shall be punished for your transgressions!! *Alehkra begins to slam against the wall again*
Sylvonia
21-06-2008, 03:37
Tal suddenly found himself lifted off the ground, hovering above an active volcano. Still feel like sleeping?
Talrania
21-06-2008, 04:33
"Nmm.. five more minutes..."
United human countries
21-06-2008, 05:33
Nononononon, dunk his in the arctic first, then the red hot magma.
Sylvonia
21-06-2008, 05:43
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good thinking! Tal suddenly found himself being plunged into the arctic waters of the north. Somebody ask for a wake up call? Tal was back over the volcano.
Talrania
21-06-2008, 06:02
Tal growled. "I said FIVE MORE MINUTES!!!!" Tal threw his sword at the voice in the sky.
Sylvonia
21-06-2008, 06:07
The sword missed completely and fell into the lava. Wow, that was foolish. Now you're hovering above lava, and you lost your sword. You're not having a good day at all are you?
Talrania
21-06-2008, 06:09
Tal scowled. "I'm tired, OK?!??!" Tal flew up at the sky, extremely agitated.
Sylvonia
21-06-2008, 06:10
An invisible giant hand grabbed Tal's wings. No. Just don't waste your energy.
Talrania
21-06-2008, 06:15
Tal began twisting about. "LET GO OF ME!! I JUST WANNA.... I'll just... uhh... ummmmm.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" Tal's head flopped onto his shoulder, and he fell back asleep.
Sylvonia
21-06-2008, 06:17
Shame on you, sleeping on the job. The hand shook Tal till he woke up.
Talrania
21-06-2008, 06:19
Tal woke with a start. "Ahh! What the- oh, right. You. Seriously, what is your problem? All I was doing was sleeping, when you throw me into the arctic ocean and hold me over a volcano, then grab my wings and shake me around. Why can't you just let me sleep?!?!" After saying this, Tal once again fell promptly asleep.
Sylvonia
21-06-2008, 06:20
Tal found himself taking another dip in the Arctic. Blame Aozora. He said the voices would get you. Besides, I don't like snoring.
Talrania
21-06-2008, 06:26
"That's it. Now I'm angry." Tal held out his hand, and his sword came flying into his hand out of the volcano. "Now then, its time to-...... AAAAAUUUUUGGGHHH!!!!" Tal had forgotten that after metal had sat in lava for some time, it would be very hot. Tal began flailing madly with his sword in him smoking hand, accidentally slashing the giant invisible hand multiple times.
Sylvonia
21-06-2008, 06:28
hahaha. Comedy gold. The hand let go, though if Tal tried moving, he would find that he was quite well stuck in place.
Talrania
21-06-2008, 06:29
Tal did try moving, and did find that he was stuck in place. After a few seconds of struggling, he shrugged his shoulders, and fell asleep again.
Sylvonia
21-06-2008, 06:30
Tal began to spin in the air. I don't like snoring!
Talrania
21-06-2008, 06:31
Tal continued to sleep, snoring louder than ever.
Sylvonia
21-06-2008, 06:33
TAL! The voice boomed in his ears as he took another plunge in the ocean then was warped to just feet from the volcano.
Talrania
21-06-2008, 06:35
Tal kept his eyes closed. "LALALALALALALA I'M NOT LISTENING LALALALALALALALALA" "Oh, and by the way, I'm just passing through the water so I don't even feel it." Tal fell asleep yet again, but this time he pulled out wax ear plugs from his pocket and put them into his ears.
Sylvonia
21-06-2008, 06:37
Tal was lowered to inches above the lava. You can phase through things, but how long can you hold your breath?
Talrania
21-06-2008, 06:38
Tal slept blissfully unaware of what was going on, thanks to his ear plugs.
Sylvonia
21-06-2008, 06:39
Of course... The ear plugs zoomed from his ears into the lava. WAKE UP!
Talrania
21-06-2008, 06:41
Tal groaned. "LEAVE ME ALONE!" He managed to stay awake for a moment to hear what the friggin' voice had to say.
Sylvonia
21-06-2008, 06:42
Now is that any way to talk to someone who could squish you like a bug?
Talrania
21-06-2008, 06:43
Tal yawned. "You're right, I should stop talking." And he fell asleep once again.
Sylvonia
21-06-2008, 06:45
Oh fine then. Tal was submerged in lava for a split second before being warped to the arctic again for a dip in the ocean.
Talrania
21-06-2008, 06:46
Tal had simply phased through everything in his sleep and was unaffected.
Sylvonia
21-06-2008, 06:48
Ugh. Tal was sent hurtling toward space, where the air and lack of pressure would surely do something.
Talrania
21-06-2008, 06:50
Fortunately, Tal was an angel, and didn't need to breathe. He couldn't snore anymore, but he had done that just to bug the voice anyway. The same went for sleep. But he slept anyway.
Sylvonia
21-06-2008, 06:53
As Tal kept going, the pressure lessened. Hmm, I wonder how an absence of pressure will affect an angelic body...
Talrania
21-06-2008, 06:59
Tal had a dream where he was an astronaut, and in his sleep he transformed into an astronaut, complete with a suit that had its own pressure.
Sylvonia
21-06-2008, 07:02
Cheap trick. Tal suddenly reversed direction and headed back for the volcano.
Remember, objects accelerate at 9.8 meters per second per second.
Talrania
21-06-2008, 16:29
Tal grumbled in his sleep. "I'm not the one acting all god-moddish..." His space suit disappeared, and he was able to resume his snoring.
Sylvonia
22-06-2008, 05:19
Just figured you might be interested to know this took 3898 posts over both IC threads and this OOC thread to complete. Well, 3899 with this one.
UHC Zero
22-06-2008, 05:29
Wow, nearly four thousand posts.
Sylvonia
22-06-2008, 05:36
99 posts not yet posted to go, 99 posts not yet posted, you take one down, pass it around...
UHC Zero
22-06-2008, 05:37
98 posts not yet posted to go, 98 posts not yet posted, you take one down, pass it around...
Sylvonia
22-06-2008, 05:39
97 posts not yet posted to go, 97 posts not yet posted, you take one down, pass it around...
Talrania
22-06-2008, 15:44
I can't count this high.
Talrania
22-06-2008, 15:49
Also, will Mer post his new thread link in here or the garden of eden thread?
Talrania
22-06-2008, 15:50
Wait, no, I mean War of the Heavens.
Talrania
22-06-2008, 15:50
BTW, I'm just posting all of these so I can get post # 1000.
Talrania
22-06-2008, 15:51
3908
Post 1000! Yay!
And I learned to count.