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Yes! (More innuendo included:D )

Curses.

Is there any time in which I will not be ravaged by a flock of boys?

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But what happens if I sleep in bed? Will they attack me there? :eek:

Nah, not me. I'd need a picture first for one, and besides, what fun can someone be when they're asleep?

Curses.

Is there any time in which I will not be ravaged by a flock of boys?

Is there any time you wouldn't want to be?

Nah, not me. I'd need a picture first for one, and besides, what fun can someone be when they're asleep?
:D



*Whistles innocently*

A girl in pants? :eek:
*blushes*


Nah, I reckon you'll be safe there. I presume the very thought of the possibility that they might disturb the Gnome will keep 'em at bay. :p

Edit: However, it seems that Fascist F. is another matter entirely ;)

Oh, about the pants...I don't wear pants...nor does the Gnome...

Teehee. Mehopes. He slaps ME enough in his sleep...

:D



*Whistles innocently*

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*begins to back away*

Oh, about the pants...I don't wear pants...nor does the Gnome...

Teehee. Mehopes. He slaps ME enough in his sleep...

I'm predicting "further innuendo noted".

Oh, about the pants...I don't wear pants...nor does the Gnome...

Teehee. Mehopes. He slaps ME enough in his sleep...
Innuendo again? :D
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*begins to back away*
...What? Did I say something wrong?

I'm predicting "further innuendo noted".

*glares*

This is the only reason you boys keep me around, isn't it?

Because you can read an innuendo out of anything I type?

:rolleyes:

*glares*

This is the only reason you boys keep me around, isn't it?

Because you can read an innuendo out of anything I type?

:rolleyes:

T'was Lady Lisa what called you queen of innuendo. And I might be in it for a photo, or maybe enjoy the company.

Curses.

Is there any time in which I will not be ravaged by a flock of boys?
No, prolly not.:D

T'was Lady Lisa what called you queen of innuendo. And I might be in it for a photo, or maybe enjoy the company.

*sigh*

Maybe if I get a decent (and recent) photo...

No, prolly not.:D

Well...curses.

Oh, about the pants...I don't wear pants...nor does the Gnome...

Teehee. Mehopes. He slaps ME enough in his sleep...
Dina was right for twice, more innuendo noted.:D

*sigh*

Maybe if I get a decent (and recent) photo...
:eek:

Are you sure this (http://www.freakingnews.com/entries/17500/17907yEgD_w.jpg) is a good idea?

Dina was right for twice, more innuendo noted.:D

And who has a right to sit upon her throne? :D

*glares*

This is the only reason you boys keep me around, isn't it?

Because you can read an innuendo out of anything I type?

:rolleyes:
No, we enjoy your company.:fluffle: No innuendo. This time. Usually, we don't read innuendo into everything you say, but for now, it's a lot of fun.:D

:eek:

Are you sure this (http://www.freakingnews.com/entries/17500/17907yEgD_w.jpg) is a good idea?

I know what I'm doing. ;)

I know what I'm doing. ;)

Dun dun dun?

Well...curses.
Kinky!:p

Kinky!:p

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So maybe THAT'S what he thought...

Huh.

And who has a right to sit upon her throne? :D
You perhaps?:)

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So maybe THAT'S what he thought...

Huh.
Nope, just teasing you for daring to say we read innuendo into everything you type.:p

No you don't. Dinaverg and FD are virgin territory, so to speak, in that their minds are those in which the hand of man has never set foot... even I know not their ways, so be wary of them, lest they pass unto you, and bring down their sullying influence upon your head...


Damn, a self-proclaimed asexual managed to put more innuendo in an incomplete sentence than there is in your average porn flick. Welcome to NS General.

You perhaps?:)

Most excellent. Now all of you, bow down to me!

Nope, just teasing you for daring to say we read innuendo into everything you type.:p
I did not intend my post to come right after this one. Stupid thread, moving too fast for the likes of poor old me.

Meh.

Most excellent. Now all of you, bow down to me!
But of course!
*Bows*

No you don't. Dinaverg and FD are virgin territory, so to speak, in that their minds are those in which the hand of man has never set foot... even I know not their ways, so be wary of them, lest they pass unto you, and bring down their sullying influence upon your head...


Damn, a self-proclaimed asexual managed to put more innuendo in an incomplete sentence than there is in your average porn flick. Welcome to NS General.

And so I shall have to wash all that they have come into contact with...break unto ye ol' urn...slit the neck of the pet goat...

:D

The Bible = one riot of a read :D

No you don't. Dinaverg and FD are virgin territory, so to speak, in that their minds are those in which the hand of man has never set foot... even I know not their ways, so be wary of them, lest they pass unto you, and bring down their sullying influence upon your head...


Damn, a self-proclaimed asexual managed to put more innuendo in an incomplete sentence than there is in your average porn flick. Welcome to NS General.
Bow-chika-bow-wow?

No you don't. Dinaverg and FD are virgin territory, so to speak, in that their minds are those in which the hand of man has never set foot... even I know not their ways, so be wary of them, lest they pass unto you, and bring down their sullying influence upon your head...


Damn, a self-proclaimed asexual managed to put more innuendo in an incomplete sentence than there is in your average porn flick. Welcome to NS General.
Have no fear! My influence shall reach you all, and indeed already has, for none who meet me, in any sense, escape the threads of my influence.;)

No you don't. Dinaverg and FD are virgin territory, so to speak, in that their minds are those in which the hand of man has never set foot... even I know not their ways, so be wary of them, lest they pass unto you, and bring down their sullying influence upon your head...


Damn, a self-proclaimed asexual managed to put more innuendo in an incomplete sentence than there is in your average porn flick. Welcome to NS General.

Bwahaha!

Have no fear! My influence shall reach you all, and indeed already has, for none who meet me, in any sense, escape the threads of my influence.;)

You talk too much...

You talk too much...

You tell 'im Dina!

Grunting works fine too...

Most excellent. Now all of you, bow down to me!
No, I'm fine, thanks.;)

No, I'm fine, thanks.;)

Aww...you got it...:p

You talk too much...
At least I'm not a 14-year-old prick.:rolleyes:

At least I'm not a 14-year-old prick.:rolleyes:
:eek:

Mommy! He said a bad word...

At least I'm not a 14-year-old prick.:rolleyes:

:D Being an 18-year-old one is better?

And so I shall have to wash all that they have come into contact with...break unto ye ol' urn...slit the neck of the pet goat...

:D

The Bible = one riot of a read :D
See, you get the idea now!

And thou shalt not take* unto** thee*** any unclean**** soap*****, nay, for 'twill not wash****** away the stains******* of the impure********... [damn, this could get complicated....]

:D Being an 18-year-old one is better?

At least they go to jail longer...:rolleyes:

Aww...you got it...:p
Thanks.:)

Bye for now. I'll be back in three or four hours.

See, you get the idea now!

And thou shalt not take* unto** thee*** any unclean**** soap*****, nay, for 'twill not wash****** away the stains******* of the impure********... [damn, this could get complicated....]

Yes...much like ironing. I dislike it immensely...

Yes...much like ironing. I dislike it immensely...

What about Extreme Ironing?

What about Extreme Ironing?

When a guy does it?

Sure, that can be entertaining...:p

:D Being an 18-year-old one is better?
Well, 18 year olds get to drink, vote, and own guns. So yes. At least if you're the prick.

Well, 18 year olds get to drink, vote, and own guns. So yes. At least if you're the prick.

Good, a future to look forward to...

When a guy does it?

Sure, that can be entertaining...:p
To clarify, Extreme Ironing is the same as regular ironing, except you're listening to Death Metal while you do it.

Or, wait, you knew that?

To clarify, Extreme Ironing is the same as regular ironing, except you're listening to Death Metal while you do it.

Or, wait, you knew that?

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Only someone with extremely high testosterone levels would listen to death metal. So my reply applies...

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Only someone with extremely high testosterone levels would listen to death metal. So my reply applies...
... ok.

... ok.

Yes yes. It's one of those "you must be inside of my head to understand that" things.

Communication is the key in a healthy relationship!

*sweatdrop*

So, no cellphones are involved in this Extreme Ironing then?

So, no cellphones are involved in this Extreme Ironing then?

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We'll say no...but then, you never know where some people keep their cellphones...or found where I have put them...

To clarify, Extreme Ironing is the same as regular ironing, except you're listening to Death Metal while you do it.

Or, wait, you knew that?

That's Extreme Ironing, yeah. I'm talking about Extreme Ironing. With italics. On the Extreme. Like this. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extreme_Ironing)

That's Extreme Ironing, yeah. I'm talking about Extreme Ironing. With italics. On the Extreme. Like this. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extreme_Ironing)

*shock*

Holy CRAP. Now that's a sport middle-aged mothers can handle!

*slaps self for silly stereotype*

That's Extreme Ironing, yeah. I'm talking about Extreme Ironing. With italics. On the Extreme. Like this. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extreme_Ironing)
http://www.freakingnews.com/entries/19000/19030CHjg_w.jpg

I'll say nothing more on the subject.

http://www.freakingnews.com/entries/19000/19030CHjg_w.jpg

I'll say nothing more on the subject.

But...but...

The amusement factor...:D

But...but...

The amusement factor...:D
Yes? what about it?

I'm missing the irony of it all, you know...

*Ba-dam kssh!*

Yes? what about it?

I'm missing the irony of it all, you know...

*Ba-dam kssh!*

*scrunches up eyes*

Nice one :D

*scrunches up eyes*

Nice one :D
I'm just surprised nobody else thought of posting that.

I fear for the quality of the spam...

I'm just surprised nobody else thought of posting that.

I fear for the quality of the spam...

It's spam, what is the relevance of quality?

It's spam, what is the relevance of quality?
It must keep the interest of the spammers, must it not? If it appeals to the intellectuals that's just a bonus.

It must keep the interest of the spammers, must it not? If it appeals to the intellectuals that's just a bonus.

Spammers are the most intellectual of all. Only we have the cunning to hijack any thread, any topic, and have others follow in our path.

*sniffle*

Such a fulfilling existence!

Spammers are the most intellectual of all. Only we have the cunning to hijack any thread, any topic, and have others follow in our path.

*sniffle*

Such a fulfilling existence!
:D

Indeed. And some threads really deserve to be hijacked. For the good of humankind, of course.
This particular thread is just hijacked because it's the creation of The Lady, so it is only natural ;)

:D

Indeed. And some threads really deserve to be hijacked. For the good of humankind, of course.
This particular thread is just hijacked because it's the creation of The Lady, so it is only natural ;)

But of course! I'm actually suprised people are still attempting to give her advice...

n00bs.

But of course! I'm actually suprised people are still attempting to give her advice...

n00bs.
:D

And this thread have been hijacked since... what, page 5 or something? So even if they haven't noticed that we've gone a wee bit off topic, why do they expect that she really needs more advice (and they're giving it based solely on th e OP too, mind you!) when we're on page 88 or something? After 1300 posts?

And if they had looked at a random page after page 10, they would surely have noticed that something was off...

*sigh*

:D

And this thread have been hijacked since... what, page 5 or something? So even if they haven't noticed that we've gone a wee bit off topic, why do they expect that she really needs more advice (and they're giving it based solely on th e OP too, mind you!) when we're on page 88 or something? After 1300 posts?

And if they had looked at a random page after page 10, they would surely have noticed that something was off...

*sigh*

Well, they shall learn...in due time...

You know, they also should have noticed the date that this thread began...

It's been awhile.

How do you turn someone down for a date without hurting his feelings?

(ps, I'm going out in a moment. I'll be back later to check on the thread.)

"I'm sorry, but it's that time of the month."

A guy can't do anything about that, isn't culpable for it, etc.

"I'm sorry, but it's that time of the month."

A guy can't do anything about that, isn't culpable for it, etc.

:headbang:

DEAR BUDDHA!

Someone save me! :(

:headbang:

DEAR BUDDHA!

Someone save me! :(
:D
Oh, perfect timing!!

"I'm sorry, but it's that time of the month."

A guy can't do anything about that, isn't culpable for it, etc.
"Sir? Sir? SIR?! Have you browsed the thread? Do you know what it's been about for the last week or so?"

"Sir? Sir? SIR?! Have you browsed the thread? Do you know what it's been about for the last week or so?"

*sigh*

"Sir? Sir? SIR?! Have you browsed the thread? Do you know what it's been about for the last week or so?"
Spam, apparently.