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Waking up next to you?
(You walked RIGHT into that one and you know it)
Okay, I'll go with that instead; it's actually more legal that way.:D Just think "baby" when I mention myself for purposes of the joke.
Waking up next to me realizing you were smashed last night, and made sweet, sweet love to it...er, me.

Don't even waste your time trying. I'm too cruel and insensitive for anyone to enjoy spending time with me...:( *sigh* I can't help but being mean to people. It's my nature.
Cruelty is so much fun. I enjoy spending time with you online....But that's not necessarily the same as IRL.

they're just acting like an old married couple. It's called sarcasm. :rolleyes:

*Spits out her drink*

LMFAO

Really? I hope I'm not as incompatible with my potential husband as I am with FD :p

Nonsense! You're perfectly nice!
Besides, didn't I have Dinaverg for you? Hmm.... if that isn't working, I can try something else....
Dinaverg? I thought it was me!:confused:

Get over it? Mistress, you can't possibly imagine how little effect that small statement has on my immense ego.:headbang: :D


So why are you intimidated by people IRL when you have such an enormous... ego? :p

*Spits out her drink*

LMFAO

Really? I hope I'm not as incompatible with my potential husband as I am with FD :p
LOL I don't think it's a compatibility issue. Sometimes I like saying the wrong thing to you 'cause it's funny, but usually I just say the wrong thing. So it really boils down to my incompetence at intimate relationships.:( I think we'd be better IRL. Not that I condone such a union.....
*cowers in fear of Muravyets*

I'm totally non-empathetic. I'm always thinking about myself...
Why would I want to imagine what other people are going though? :confused:
Dunno. Comes to me naturally, and I hate it. I don't know if I'm feeling things or if it's just residual emotion from my friends.:confused:

Acceptable. But I am the goddess. Of... imagination? Or maybe I'll just become the Goddess.... ;)
"We've already got one."
*turns to cronies*
"I told them we already got one."
*chittering laughter*
Seriously, though, I already have a couple of goddesses to worship, so I refuse to acknowledge you. Only one is in human form at the moment, which reduces the punishment for procrastination....so it'll have to wait until tomorrow at midnight. *shrugs*

Hihi! Y'all have hijacked the Ladys thread you have.
I find myself amused by this :p

*Dances a little happy-jig*
Why thank you. We try our best.:)
*This has been an official production of Fascist Dominion Spam, Inc.TM*

LOL I don't think it's a compatibility issue. Sometimes I like saying the wrong thing to you 'cause it's funny, but usually I just say the wrong thing. So it really boils down to my incompetence at intimate relationships.:( I think we'd be better IRL. Not that I condone such a union.....
*cowers in fear of Muravyets*

Would we be better IRL 'cause you would be scared of me? (Mwahaha)

In anycase, talking over a forum is hardly intimate, ney? :)

"We've already got one."
*turns to cronies*
"I told them we already got one."
*chittering laughter*
Seriously, though, I already have a couple of goddesses to worship, so I refuse to acknowledge you. Only one is in human form at the moment, which reduces the punishment for procrastination....so it'll have to wait until tomorrow at midnight. *shrugs*

"If we made this giant wooden badger..."

So why are you intimidated by people IRL when you have such an enormous... ego? :p
THAT, my dear, is a very good question. I suppose it's because my ego is also very delicate and precariously balanced.

THAT, my dear, is a very good question. I suppose it's because my ego is also very delicate and precariously balanced.

*Prods FD's ego with a stick to see what happens*

Would we be better IRL 'cause you would be scared of me? (Mwahaha)

In anycase, talking over a forum is hardly intimate, ney? :)
No, it can be very intimate. Just look at the relationship with Carnivorous Lickers and Sinuhue. Very intimate, just not in that sense. The intimacy comes from communication, parly like IRL, only it's the important intimacy here. And no, I wouldn't be scared of you, per se. I would be terrified of rejection. It all goes back to my childhood....
*stares dreamily with harp music*

"If we made this giant wooden badger..."
No good. Too big. But maybe "if we made this large wooden badger.....";)

No, it can be very intimate. Just look at the relationship with Carnivorous Lickers and Sinuhue. Very intimate, just not in that sense. The intimacy comes from communication, parly like IRL, only it's the important intimacy here. And no, I wouldn't be scared of you, per se. I would be terrified of rejection. It all goes back to my childhood....
*stares dreamily with harp music*

"There'll be no singing in here" :p

*Prods FD's ego with a stick to see what happens*
Oh, it's well beyond physical damage. It's only really susceptibe to emotion damage. After all, we both know I've got the whole intellectual thing covered.:D
*hopes that wasn't the wrong thing to say that ruins the morning*

No good. Too big. But maybe "if we made this large wooden badger.....";)

Oh come on.

The fact that you noticed that really highlights the many hours you watched and re-watched that movie :rolleyes: :p

"There'll be no singing in here" :p
How dare you! Well, I never!
*oh, right. she doesn't know I don't sing...or dance...or smile....*

Oh come on.

The fact that you noticed that really highlights the many hours you watched and re-watched that movie :rolleyes: :p
We discussed this some time ago. Two or three times daily, minimum, for the duration of the summer of 2004.:D But I did choose to ignore the quote about singing. Just for you.;) :fluffle:

Oh, it's well beyond physical damage. It's only really susceptibe to emotion damage. After all, we both know I've got the whole intellectual thing covered.:D
*hopes that wasn't the wrong thing to say that ruins the morning*

I don't really see what intellectual coverage has to do with physical damage, but whatever.

*Trys the emotional prod* I'm dumping you FD :p

*oh, right. she doesn't know I don't sing...or dance...or smile....*

Was that said in seriousness?

I don't really see what intellectual coverage has to do with physical damage, but whatever.
It doesn't. I was discussing other potential weaknesses.

*Trys the emotional prod* I'm dumping you FD :p
That would only work if I were interested in a very intimate relationship with you....
*runs off crying* :P

Was that said in seriousness?
Say I anything in seriousness? Oh, wait, sometimes. Ummm....yes, yes, it was.

Say I anything in seriousness? Oh, wait, sometimes. Ummm....yes, yes, it was.

Smiling is good. You should try it sometime. :)

That would only work if I were interested in a very intimate relationship with you....
*runs off crying* :P


Ooh, I see
*throws away emotional prod*
Please correct me if I am wrong, but you are either contradicting yourself or...

Smiling is good. You should try it sometime. :)
Haven't in twelve years. I'll stick with smirking and subtle grins, thank you very much. Besides, if I did that, no one would compliment the presence I exude from my eyes or my aristocratic mannerisms.

Ooh, I see
*throws away emotional prod*
Please correct me if I am wrong, but you are either contradicting yourself or...
Or...

Or...

Do I need to spell it out? :p

Do I need to spell it out? :p

Yes. For the audience.

Yes. For the audience.

<.<
>.>

Ask FD :p

Yes. For the audience.
LOL Guess so.
*looks at The Beautiful Darkness with big, pleading puppydog-eyes*

LOL Guess so.
*looks at The Beautiful Darkness with big, pleading puppydog-eyes*

Eh? You can explain Honey Bunch :p

Eh? You can explain Honey Bunch :p
Oh, but you're so much more...articulate, lovely.
*smirks with amusement*

Oh, but you're so much more...articulate, lovely.
*smirks with amusement*

*Gives FD an evil glare* Well, at least you admit I'm lovely if nothing else. :p

*Gives FD an evil glare* Well, at least you admit I'm lovely if nothing else. :p
Well, I felt I didn't have much choice. You said I was a "Honey Bunch," so I didn't want to act out of character. That and I didn't want to explain, so hop to it, my dear.

Well, I felt I didn't have much choice. You said I was a "Honey Bunch," so I didn't want to act out of character. That and I didn't want to explain, so hop to it, my dear.

Yes, but I don't want to explain either. :pAnd you still haven't answered me

Yes, but I don't want to explain either. :pAnd you still haven't answered me
Well, I can't think of a way to do it together....
And you still haven't elaborated for the sake of the thread. So until you do, I would be operating under assumptions, which I refuse to do.

Well, I can't think of a way to do it together....
And you still haven't elaborated for the sake of the thread. So until you do, I would be operating under assumptions, which I refuse to do.

What were we talking about? :p

Oh right, well, the implication was that you were looking for a relationship with me?

I'm confused...:confused:

What were we talking about? :p

Oh right, well, the implication was that you were looking for a relationship with me?

I'm confused...:confused:
:D I suppose I should have been a little more careful with my choice of vague pronouns. I'd say I'm sorry, but I'd be lying.;) :fluffle:
Ahuh. Well, is that really so hard to mention to the thread? Dinaverg isn't around, and I don't know if anyone else is clever enough to look for the white text....

:D I suppose I should have been a little more careful with my choice of vague pronouns. I'd say I'm sorry, but I'd be lying.;) :fluffle:
Ahuh. Well, is that really so hard to mention to the thread? Dinaverg isn't around, and I don't know if anyone else is clever enough to look for the white text....

:pAhuh = yes to my previous question?

:pAhuh = yes to my previous question?
:fluffle:
No, but it's an acknowledgement that you did clarify your meaning at some point. Now for the thread before they get suspicious of our sole employment of smilies.

:fluffle:
No, but it's an acknowledgement that you did clarify your meaning at some point. Now for the thread before they get suspicious of our sole employment of smilies.

:D

....

What? It's for the post count ;)

:D

....

What? It's for the post count ;)
What!? Now I'm confused!:confused:
No more white text? Did you forget I didn't answer the question?

What!? Now I'm confused!:confused:
No more white text? Did you forget I didn't answer the question?

Lol, I thought you knew that all along :p Oh, I thought you said no?

Lol, I thought you knew that all along :p Oh, I thought you said no?
No, I never really cared that much. Why is that so important?
I only said no it wasn't an answer to your question. All this time I've been evading the question. I must say it's rather easy and a lot of fun. So is all this white text. XD

No, I never really cared that much. Why is that so important?
I only said no it wasn't an answer to your question. All this time I've been evading the question. I must say it's rather easy and a lot of fun. So is all this white text. XD

Oh, it's not, don't worry :pOh, ok. Care to answer the question then? The only reasons I can think you are not answering yet are; a) You are enjoying not answering or b)you are shy...The former sounds more likely : p

Oh, it's not, don't worry :pOh, ok. Care to answer the question then? The only reasons I can think you are not answering yet are; a) You are enjoying not answering or b)you are shy...The former sounds more likely : p
I see. So you just like hijacking threads?:p
Ha! You're quite wrong...and right. And no, I don't care to answer the question because, yes, I am enjoying this.

I see. So you just like hijacking threads?:p
Ha! You're quite wrong...and right. And no, I don't care to answer the question because, yes, I am enjoying this.

Not at all >.> <.<Ok, so where was I wrong?

Helloo

How do you turn someone down for a date without hurting his feelings?

(ps, I'm going out in a moment. I'll be back later to check on the thread.)


Sugar, if you can't turn down a date for fear of hurting one's feelings, i suppose you could not say 'no' to a would-be-rapist either.

Rejecting and being rejected is part of the human condition.
If one can't handle it - one is in severe trouble indeed.

Not at all >.> <.<Ok, so where was I wrong?
For some reason I don't believe you.:p
Good cover, btw. Just try not to talk to others during our little exchanges and we'll be okay. You were wrong that I was a or b. Truth is, I'm both. The amusement I'm getting from this really is because I'm teasing you because I'm, hence the indirect approach. *awaits another appeal for an answer*

Helloo
G'day, Ruffy.

For some reason I don't believe you.:p
Good cover, btw. Just try not to talk to others during our little exchanges and we'll be okay. You were wrong that I was a or b. Truth is, I'm both. The amusement I'm getting from this really is because I'm teasing you because I'm, hence the indirect approach. *awaits another appeal for an answer*
I see you

G'day, Ruffy.
Hi

I am very bored.

Sugar, if you can't turn down a date for fear of hurting one's feelings, i suppose you could not say 'no' to a would-be-rapist either.

Rejecting and being rejected is part of the human condition.
If one can't handle it - one is in severe trouble indeed.
Jerk....:(
Oh, you're not talking to me....Sorry.
*strolls away whisteling*

I see you
That's okay. If we really wanted to keep it private, we'd TG or email or something. *shrugs* We just didn't want to interfere with the other spamming.:D

Jerk....:(
Oh, you're not talking to me....Sorry.
*strolls away whisteling*


Who were you again?
*wonders*

Who were you again?
*wonders*
Hmm? What do you mean?

For some reason I don't believe you.:p
Good cover, btw. Just try not to talk to others during our little exchanges and we'll be okay. You were wrong that I was a or b. Truth is, I'm both. The amusement I'm getting from this really is because I'm teasing you because I'm, hence the indirect approach. *awaits another appeal for an answer*

Aww, you should believe me *Insert angel smile here**appeals no more* I do believe you just answered me

Who were you again?
*wonders*
CTC ASL?

Hmm? What do you mean?

What do you mean?

*updates his sigfile*

That's okay. If we really wanted to keep it private, we'd TG or email or something. *shrugs* We just didn't want to interfere with the other spamming.:D
Ah

Aww, you should believe me *Insert angel smile here**appeals no more* I do believe you just answered me
I've got just the smiley for you.
*rummages through box of old smilies*
Here it is: http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu42.gif
Could be an answer. Maybe I simply enjoy the pleasure of your company. Not quite what the question asked. But draw all the conclusions you like. Confusion and misdirection is my specialty, after all.

What do you mean?

*updates his sigfile*
You asked who I was. What I mean is: do you think you remember me from somewhere or are you inquiring as to my previous posts in this thread or perhaps another? Something of that nature. Now what do you mean?

You asked who I was. What I mean is: do you think you remember me from somewhere or are you inquiring as to my previous posts in this thread or perhaps another? Something of that nature. Now what do you mean?


Well, the answer to that is implied in my sigfile:

I did not write this post, YOU did.

And Bob's your uncle, innit?

I've got just the smiley for you.
*rummages through box of old smilies*
Here it is: http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu42.gif
Could be an answer. Maybe I simply enjoy the pleasure of your company. Not quite what the question asked. But draw all the conclusions you like. Confusion and misdirection is my specialty, after all.
Oi, I said innocent! Hmm, but I would like an answer, otherwise I am liable to storm off in frustration pretty soon lol

Well, the answer to that is implied in my sigfile:

I did not write this post, YOU did.

And Bob's your uncle, innit?
No, I didn't. And no, I have no uncle named Bob.

Oi, I said innocent! Hmm, but I would like an answer, otherwise I am liable to storm off in frustration pretty soon lol
Sorry. I don't have anything of the like. You'd have to ask Straughn. I'm sure he can find just what you're looking for. Oh, and sorry to leave so suddenly, but my mother lost her USB modem cable and had to use my computer.:rolleyes:
Wellllll, that may happen. But why is it so important?

No, I'm quite certain it's not what she wants. At least not now. She seems more than happy with her significant other. As for me, well, I have never known what I want. I think these days I cannot discern between what I want and what is.
You didn't mention this part before. No, what you have is a good friendship.

I've never wanted a guy who was just a friend to be more.

Well I hope that now you will know better what to do when the situation arises.

Certainty has nothing to do with regret. Knowing that there is no point wishing the past to change = no regret.

Regret is irrational, I'm sure everyone knows that. But it's difficult to make irrational emotions disappear at will.

:D I suppose I should have been a little more careful with my choice of vague pronouns. I'd say I'm sorry, but I'd be lying.;) :fluffle:
Ahuh. Well, is that really so hard to mention to the thread? Dinaverg isn't around, and I don't know if anyone else is clever enough to look for the white text....

Oh, but I am.

:D I suppose I should have been a little more careful with my choice of vague pronouns. I'd say I'm sorry, but I'd be lying.;) :fluffle:
Ahuh. Well, is that really so hard to mention to the thread? Dinaverg isn't around, and I don't know if anyone else is clever enough to look for the white text....

Does it matter when I'm around if the post is still there? And honestly, after Amy and Huw, I reflexively check for white text. Also, the blank extra lines made it obvious.

Does it matter when I'm around if the post is still there? And honestly, after Amy and Huw, I reflexively check for white text. Also, the blank extra lines made it obvious.

I concur... the PM/Glitz-related white-text I saw back when I first joined has probably ensured that half the forum checks for white text now, especially when blank lines at the end of the post are involved.



:p

I concur... the PM/Glitz-related white-text I saw back when I first joined has probably ensured that half the forum checks for white text now, especially when blank lines at the end of the post are involved.
Actually, I started checking for white text long before that.... with one of its original uses, by Jordaxia. That's why I also always mouse over smilies. :) (http://7777777777773jdffffffffffffffff83989f8uu4udjhiceiudnficuneidmiifeghtggg.com)


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Does it matter when I'm around if the post is still there? And honestly, after Amy and Huw, I reflexively check for white text. Also, the blank extra lines made it obvious.
Ctrl+A

You didn't mention this part before. No, what you have is a good friendship.
Doesn't restrict us to being "good friends." There are things more intimate than that without disrupting our respective quests for our lifemates. But like I said, I'm confused, so I'm probably making more of this than is really there for either of us.
*shakes fist at natural empathic ability*

Oh, but I am.
If you're going to post, you could at least post something. *cough*:p
Didn't apply at the time. Besides, it's nothing of much interest to anyone but The Beautiful Darkness and myself...and prolly Pride and Prejudice too. *imagine rolleyes smiley*

Does it matter when I'm around if the post is still there? And honestly, after Amy and Huw, I reflexively check for white text. Also, the blank extra lines made it obvious.
Yeah, but I have seen posters add blank lines at the ends of posts before. And, yes, it did matter because you asked for her to spell it out, not some random Generalite who wandered in, but you weren't here, so we had all sorts of time to post whore back and forth.

I concur... the PM/Glitz-related white-text I saw back when I first joined has probably ensured that half the forum checks for white text now, especially when blank lines at the end of the post are involved.



:p
Lemme guess, you're taking the moderate flame I added in the white text as seriousness? The point was that it didn't matter. Eventually, I think we did fulfill Dinaverg's request.






Haha! Made ya look! XD

Actually, I started checking for white text long before that.... with one of its original uses, by Jordaxia. That's why I also always mouse over smilies. :) (http://7777777777773jdffffffffffffffff83989f8uu4udjhiceiudnficuneidmiifeghtggg.com)


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Pretty tricky.
Purple

Actually, I started checking for white text long before that.... with one of its original uses, by Jordaxia. That's why I also always mouse over smilies. :) (http://7777777777773jdffffffffffffffff83989f8uu4udjhiceiudnficuneidmiifeghtggg.com)


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Also, I mouse over smilies by Czardas here to check if the link bound to be hidden inside is real or nonsense.

*troll*

Teehee...

*troll*

Teehee...
*draws longsword and strips off wolfskin*:eek:
*howls with Wotan's fury*
ZOMG, it's only Tweet! Don't DO that!;)

*draws longsword and strips off wolfskin*:eek:
*howls with Wotan's fury*
ZOMG, it's only Tweet! Don't DO that!;)

*steals wolfskin* :mad:

*steals wolfskin* :mad:
*hurls longsword through Dinaverg's throat*
*skins Dinaverg and makes battle armor out of his tanned hide*

Doesn't restrict us to being "good friends." There are things more intimate than that without disrupting our respective quests for our lifemates. But like I said, I'm confused, so I'm probably making more of this than is really there for either of us.
*shakes fist at natural empathic ability*
Something tells me you don't really understand how deep a friendship can be.

*hurls longsword through Dinaverg's throat*
*skins Dinaverg and makes battle armor out of his tanned hide*

...Well, if'n we're going about it like that...
*disappears in a whirl of snow and ice*

Something tells me you don't really understand how deep a friendship can be.
I think you underestimate me. I don't bother making friends unless it's a deep, meaningful relationship. In fact, what I don't understand is why people try to make so many friends. I must say that I think a slow expansion is a better policy, for it allows one to further explore and understand the friendships. For how ridiculously complex I force myself to be, I think I understand enough to say that she knows and understands me better than anyone else I know. I don't feel about my friends as I feel about her.

...Well, if'n we're going about it like that...
*disappears in a whirl of snow and ice*
*Shouts to Dinaverg's corpse as it escapes:*
Enjoy the snow and ice without any skin!:D

Also, I mouse over smilies by Czardas here to check if the link bound to be hidden inside is real or nonsense.
Always a sound plan.
*nods*

*Shouts to Dinaverg's corpse as it escapes:*
Enjoy the snow and ice without any skin!:D

:p If I'm a corpse, how would it hurt me?

:p If I'm a corpse, how would it hurt me?
Who said anything about pain? You aren't exempt from the dreadful effects of frostbite.:p

Who said anything about pain? You aren't exempt from the dreadful effects of frostbite.:p

Umm...I sorta am, considering I'm already a corpse. How're you gonna kill dead extremities?

This post contains no white text whatsoever. If you think you're seeing white text, you should immediately seek professional help. Or Ruffy.

It's like I always tell the kids: "Quitters never win" and "Don't trust Whitey".

Have a nice day.

*draws longsword and strips off wolfskin*:eek:
*howls with Wotan's fury*
ZOMG, it's only Tweet! Don't DO that!;)

*pops popcorn*
*watches*
*laughs*
*mocks*
*draws bow and shoots people's feet..teehee..they dance!*
*oo..blood...*

Umm...I sorta am, considering I'm already a corpse. How're you gonna kill dead extremities?
May not kill them, but it'll sure render them useless.:rolleyes: :p

May not kill them, but it'll sure render them useless.:rolleyes: :p

:D:D

Like that's attractive..:p

This post contains no white text whatsoever. If you think you're seeing white text, you should immediately seek professional help. Or Ruffy.

It's like I always tell the kids: "Quitters never win" and "Don't trust Whitey".

Have a nice day.

Ruffy! Ruffy, I need you! Help me, Ruffy!
*breaks out in cold sweat and dizzily spins about looking for apparitions*

*pops popcorn*
*watches*
*laughs*
*mocks*
*draws bow and shoots people's feet..teehee..they dance!*
*oo..blood...*
Sorry 'bout the mess. I don't dance.
*uproots arrow piercing ground through heel and stalks off huffily*

:D:D

Like that's attractive..:p
Did you even read what happened!?
*explains sheepishly:*
Jerk stole my wolfskin.

Did you even read what happened!?
*explains sheepishly:*
Jerk stole my wolfskin.

I know, poor FD.

I hope you aren't Achilles either....

I think you underestimate me. I don't bother making friends unless it's a deep, meaningful relationship. In fact, what I don't understand is why people try to make so many friends. I must say that I think a slow expansion is a better policy, for it allows one to further explore and understand the friendships. For how ridiculously complex I force myself to be, I think I understand enough to say that she knows and understands me better than anyone else I know. I don't feel about my friends as I feel about her.
So she's your best friend.

So she's your best friend.

Is this a relationship thing?

Because if it is...your significant other should be the one you can have no fear of telling anything to. That whole 'trust' thing that people keep talking about. But you are romantically attached. So that nulls the 'best friend' thing. Romance is in a seperate catagory of its own.

My best friend is the Lady, and my 'significant other' the Gnome. I love them both dearly, and feel completely comfortable with both.

I think that's how it should be....

NOTE: disregard this post if it is completely incoherant...

I know, poor FD.

I hope you aren't Achilles either....
Glad someone understands.:fluffle: (And you kill the puppy for that.;) )
Nope, not Achilles. My weakness is emotional, not physical.

So she's your best friend.
No, my best friend lives in Indiana. I'm telling you she's more than what I call a friend.

Glad someone understands.:fluffle: (And you kill the puppy for that.;) )
Nope, not Achilles. My weakness is emotional, not physical.

Indeed. Emotional agony is the worst kind of pain...

You say "No. Not now. Not tomorrow. Not ever. Just, no."

Is this a relationship thing?

Because if it is...your significant other should be the one you can have no fear of telling anything to. That whole 'trust' thing that people keep talking about. But you are romantically attached. So that nulls the 'best friend' thing. Romance is in a seperate catagory of its own.

My best friend is the Lady, and my 'significant other' the Gnome. I love them both dearly, and feel completely comfortable with both.

I think that's how it should be....

NOTE: disregard this post if it is completely incoherant...
No, your post is coherent. Maybe. Depends on what you mean by that. Romance isn't an option anyway, given her...relationship status, so I don't know if that would exist. It's more than a matter of trust. I trust all of my friends completely or they wouldn't be my friends. Prolly why I have so few....But they are the best. I'll not find finer people. Anyway, I feel there's more than friendship, but I wouldn't call it romance either.
*shakes fist at English language...er, dictionary*

Indeed. Emotional agony is the worst kind of pain...
Sure is.
*glares at own location*

He skinned a wolf for it! I required vengance to be carried out, so I was gona make use of it.

Lady Lisa is here...sorta.

He skinned a wolf for it! I required vengance to be carried out, so I was gona make use of it.
Eh? I had already skinned the wolf. Some months ago. Had to learn first-hand how to be a berserker.:rolleyes: Don't know about what you're talking when you mention vengeance.

Lady Lisa is here...sorta.
Sorta?

Sorta?

Indeed, *frowns*

Indeed, *frowns*
What does that mean exactly?

Oooh! Secrecy! Intrigue! Romance! Drama! Skinned wolves!

This thread has got everything!

Oooh! Secrecy! Intrigue! Romance! Drama! Skinned wolves!

This thread has got everything!
Now you've done it! Time for a Monty Python Quote!:D :cool:
“There’s everything in this movie-- everything that fits. From the meaning of life in the universe to girls with great big tits. We’ve got foreign cars, movie stars, explosions and the lot…filmed as only we know how on the budget that we’ve got. We spent a fortune on locations and quite a bit on drink, and there’s even the odd philosophical joke…just to make you buggers think. Yet some parts are as serious and as deep as you could wish. But largely it’s all tits and ass and quite a lot of fish. Other bits are fairly childish, and some are frankly rude, but at least we’ve got a lot of nice girls all banging around in the nude. So take your seats, enjoy yourselves and let’s just hope it’s funny. Because it’s not just done to make you laugh…but to make us lots of money. Yes, sit back and have a good time with your boyfriend or your wife. Relax and just enjoy yourselves…for this is The Meaning of Life.” (Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life)

Edit: The Beautiful Darkness would appreciate this, but she prolly won't be back for a while....:(

Why The Fuck Is This Thread Still Alive?????

Why The Fuck Is This Thread Still Alive?????

Because we love you. Well, we love to spam...:fluffle:

Now you've done it! Time for a Monty Python Quote!:D :cool:
“There’s everything in this movie-- everything that fits. From the meaning of life in the universe to girls with great big tits. We’ve got foreign cars, movie stars, explosions and the lot…filmed as only we know how on the budget that we’ve got. We spent a fortune on locations and quite a bit on drink, and there’s even the odd philosophical joke…just to make you buggers think. Yet some parts are as serious and as deep as you could wish. But largely it’s all tits and ass and quite a lot of fish. Other bits are fairly childish, and some are frankly rude, but at least we’ve got a lot of nice girls all banging around in the nude. So take your seats, enjoy yourselves and let’s just hope it’s funny. Because it’s not just done to make you laugh…but to make us lots of money. Yes, sit back and have a good time with your boyfriend or your wife. Relax and just enjoy yourselves…for this is The Meaning of Life.”
And a Thousand Elephants!!
From Discworld...

"And afterwards, why not dine at Harga's House of Ribs, for the best in international cuisine; only two minutes from this post. . ."

Why The Fuck Is This Thread Still Alive?????

Because we care about your romantic life.

Because we care about your romantic life.
We do? :confused:
Oh yes, yes, we do! Most assuredly!

Really? Then why all the hijacking of the... What does that mean, what you're doing with your hands? Stop typing? Oh, right.

No, my best friend lives in Indiana. I'm telling you she's more than what I call a friend.
Your second best friend lives in Indiana? I would put this to you. I don't think it makes a damn bit of difference that this individual is female. Do you agree?

Because we love you. Well, we love to spam...:fluffle:
And we love you. Did she mention that we love you? 'Cause we do. :fluffle:

Your second best friend lives in Indiana? I would put this to you. I don't think it makes a damn bit of difference that this individual is female. Do you agree?
Nope, best friend lives in Indiana. Doesn't matter that SHE's female. But the one I believe in question is significantly female. I wouldn't be so fond of her if she wasn't. Actually, if she were male, I'd be inclined to bind myself to the hypothetical him through a pact of blood. As she is female, however, her blood is too precious to blend with mine.

Nope, best friend lives in Indiana. Doesn't matter that SHE's female. But the one I believe in question is significantly female. I wouldn't be so fond of her if she wasn't. Actually, if she were male, I'd be inclined to bind myself to the hypothetical him through a pact of blood. As she is female, however, her blood is too precious to blend with mine.

OO. The allure of blood. Her blood is not just precious, it is sacred. All men should treat women as such.

Let me tell you something. I was on the recieving end of an emotionally devistating rejection.

The worst part of the entire experience, even worse than the fact that the girl I was head over heals for didn't feel the same way about me, was that she was so concerned she's hurt my feelings that she strung me along with maybe's and I don't know's.

Like I told her, don't worry so much about hurting my feelings. The deception hurts a hell of a lot worse than an honest rejection.

OO. The allure of blood. Her blood is not just precious, it is sacred. All men should treat women as such.
Oh, I do, but all things being equal, as they clearly are not in reality, it would be too precious to shed for any purpose.

Oh, I do, but all things being equal, as they clearly are not in reality, it would be too precious to shed for any purpose.

Mmm. Even manblood is too precious...well, specific manblood...

*plots to murder the President*

Let me tell you something. I was on the recieving end of an emotionally devistating rejection.

The worst part of the entire experience, even worse than the fact that the girl I was head over heals for didn't feel the same way about me, was that she was so concerned she's hurt my feelings that she strung me along with maybe's and I don't know's.

Like I told her, don't worry so much about hurting my feelings. The deception hurts a hell of a lot worse than an honest rejection.
I was prepared to helpfully correct a few spelling errors for you, but your sig prevented me from doing you a favor.:p

I was prepared to helpfully correct a few spelling errors for you, but your sig prevented me from doing you a favor.:p

What's the sig?

May I mock? :D

Mmm. Even manblood is too precious...well, specific manblood...

*plots to murder the President*
THAT I don't agree with. Not the plot; I'm okay with that. Some manblood is, but not all. True warriors understand.

What's the sig?

May I mock? :D
*glances up*
His sig reads "I can't spell. Get over it." Or some such.
Mock at will, m'dear.
*grabs box of Milkduds from shelf and leans back precariously in chair*

THAT I don't agree with. Not the plot; I'm okay with that. Some manblood is, but not all. True warriors understand.

Oh no, that's why I'm saying...meh...the general idea keeps floating about in my head...

*glances up*
His sig reads "I can't spell. Get over it." Or some such.
Mock at will, m'dear.
*grabs box of Milkduds from shelf and leans back precariously in chair*

*points at the mockee*
*throws head back in a melodramatic fashion*
*laughs in a most evil manner*
*returns head to regular position*
*drops finger*
*wipes tear from eye*
*stabs the mockee with a spoon*
*repeats laugh cycle*

Oh no, that's why I'm saying...meh...the general idea keeps floating about in my head...
Must be one of those funny moods again. Just try to work your way around it; you'll be back to abnormal in no time.;)

*points at the mockee*
*throws head back in a melodramatic fashion*
*laughs in a most evil manner*
*returns head to regular position*
*drops finger*
*wipes tear from eye*
*stabs the mockee with a spoon*
*repeats laugh cycle*
*jots down notes on proper mockery*
*enjoys cementing mouth shut with mouthful of Milkduds*

*jots down notes on proper mockery*
*enjoys cementing mouth shut with mouthful of Milkduds*

*drools*

Chocolate...need...sugar...

FD, come back, bring the thread to life with me!

*drools*

Chocolate...need...sugar...
*passes Milkduds*

FD, come back, bring the thread to life with me!
You called? Oh, right. Um, I don't let threads die unless Mods seal them with their impenetrable magic or I'm the very last to post.

Sorry. I don't have anything of the like. You'd have to ask Straughn. I'm sure he can find just what you're looking for. Oh, and sorry to leave so suddenly, but my mother lost her USB modem cable and had to use my computer.:rolleyes:
Wellllll, that may happen. But why is it so important?

Oh yes, I remember, Staughn did give me a few smiles :)
Naughty mother :pIt's not. I'm just a curious little girl : p
Wow, I am now a "superior gamer" :D

Oh yes, I remember, Staughn did give me a few smiles :)
Naughty mother :pIt's not. I'm just a curious little girl : p
Wow, I am now a "superior gamer" :D
I knew he did, but I didn't know what. Curious about what?
Superior gamer, eh? I'm "Forum Boredom" already.:p Just passed Aimbot.

I knew he did, but I didn't know what. Curious about what?
Superior gamer, eh? I'm "Forum Boredom" already.:p Just passed Aimbot.

Yeah, but you've been on longer than I have :pI guess if you've forgotten what we were talking about, it doesnt matter : p

Yeah, but you've been on longer than I have :pI guess if you've forgotten what we were talking about, it doesnt matter : p
I didn't start using the forums until....Actually, I can't remember, but I was only at about two hundred something or so when I met you, IIRC. That was what? A month ago? I've been posting a lot since then. All because of you.:fluffle:

I didn't start using the forums until....Actually, I can't remember, but I was only at about two hundred something or so when I met you, IIRC. That was what? A month ago? I've been posting a lot since then. All because of you.:fluffle:

Haha. I'm sure it's not "All because of [me]. :fluffle:"

Haha. I'm sure it's not "All because of [me]. :fluffle:"
Mostly, actually. I hadn't really had much fun in here until then. After that, I started trolling for threads ready for an FD coup. The tricky part is catching up on what I said while you were away.

Mostly, actually. I hadn't really had much fun in here until then. After that, I started trolling for threads ready for an FD coup. The tricky part is catching up on what I said while you were away.

Aww, you have fun insulting me. How cute :p

Aww, you have fun insulting me. How cute :p
Really? I don't remember what I said....

Really? I don't remember what I said....

Meh, you do it on a semi-regular basis :p

Meh, you do it on a semi-regular basis :p
Quite so. But it could be worse.

Quite so. But it could be worse.

Oh?

Oh?
Sure. You could have committed suicide by now....

Sure. You could have committed suicide by now....

Hmm, don't get too cocky, your influence on me is not that great :pBring back the white text : )

Hmm, don't get too cocky, your influence on me is not that great :pBring back the white text : )
I know; I've gone easy on you.:p Why? I thought you said I answered your question.

I know; I've gone easy on you.:p Why? I thought you said I answered your question.

Hmm, don't think that you have too much power over the internet :pWell, Im not sure... In anycase, white is fun

Hmm, don't think that you have too much power over the internet :pWell, Im not sure... In anycase, white is fun
Only over emos.:p Yeah, it kinda is. But you still don't have your answer. :P

Only over emos.:p Yeah, it kinda is. But you still don't have your answer. :P

But I'm not an emo :p So wanna give me the damn thing already? : p

But I'm not an emo :p So wanna give me the damn thing already? : p
I know. But you are a fun toy, nonetheless.:p Not really, no. We've been over the whole shy thing before.

I know. But you are a fun toy, nonetheless.:p Not really, no. We've been over the whole shy thing before.

:( But I thought it wasn't about the shy?

:( But I thought it wasn't about the shy?
What? So sad to hear what you already knew?Maybe my teasing has thoroughly confused us both. Damn, I am good.
Have a fluffle:
:fluffle: It was a combination of shyness and entertainment.

What? So sad to hear what you already knew?Maybe my teasing has thoroughly confused us both. Damn, I am good.
Have a fluffle:
:fluffle: It was a combination of shyness and entertainment.

Hmm, I am no toy!:rolleyes:
:fluffle:But the get back to the real question: what are you intentions towards me?

Hmm, I am no toy!:rolleyes:
:fluffle:But the get back to the real question: what are you intentions towards me?
Say what you like.Intentions? I have no real intentions. They always serve to ruin everything.
We both know the truth.:eek: So I simply act without intention. Makes things fun. I suppose it could be said that my intention is to enjoy your company.

Say what you like.Intentions? I have no real intentions. They always serve to ruin everything.
We both know the truth.:eek: So I simply act without intention. Makes things fun. I suppose it could be said that my intention is to enjoy your company.

Oh, I will. I see.. so no purpose?
You don't know the truth, apparently :pNothing more that a friendly.. whatever, for me? : )

Oh, I will. I see.. so no purpose?
You don't know the truth, apparently :pNothing more that a friendly.. whatever, for me? : )
I imagine so.:p No, I find that if I have expectations, I'll be disappointed, so I figure I'll just follow the course of events.
Me? Perhaps I see the truth you don't want to see. I never said it would be simply a friendly company. Dunno yet. Still exploring you.

I imagine so.:p No, I find that if I have expectations, I'll be disappointed, so I figure I'll just follow the course of events.
Me? Perhaps I see the truth you don't want to see. I never said it would be simply a friendly company. Dunno yet. Still exploring you.

>.> Exploring, eh? What have you come up with so far?
<.<

>.> Exploring, eh? What have you come up with so far?
<.<
I thought as much.:p Well, I can't TELL you. *imagine rolleyes smiley*

I thought as much.:p Well, I can't TELL you. *imagine rolleyes smiley*


You're mocking and humiliating him?

You're mocking and humiliating him?
Him? Him who?:confused: You mean The Beautiful Darkness? She's female.

You're mocking and humiliating him?

Him? You mean FD? :confused:

Him? Him who?:confused: You mean The Beautiful Darkness? She's female.


I did not do this - you did!

I thought as much.:p Well, I can't TELL you. *imagine rolleyes smiley*

:( Yes you can : )

Him? You mean FD? :confused:

Yeah. He is so.... EBIL!

:( Yes you can : )
Why the long face?What would incline me to do such a thing? And don't pull that "The power of Christ compels you" crap.:P

I did not do this - you did!
Go away.:rolleyes:

Why the long face?What would incline me to do such a thing? And don't pull that "The power of Christ compels you" crap.:P


That's a Kerry Haters 4 Kerry-thing!

Yeah. He is so.... EBIL!

Oh I know! :p

Yeah. He is so.... EBIL!
Well, I do try my best to live by my creed, "Nothing is impossible to a master of science and EVIL!"

That's a Kerry Haters 4 Kerry-thing!
:rolleyes:

Why the long face?What would incline me to do such a thing? And don't pull that "The power of Christ compels you" crap.:P

You make me sad.... Come Patsy.. I don't believe in Christ... How about the offer of an exchange?

Oh I know! :p
I think it's what you like about me.;)

You make me sad.... Come Patsy.. I don't believe in Christ... How about the offer of an exchange?


Message for you, Sah!
*falls over backwards*

I think it's what you like about me.;)

Haha... And it's what you like about me :p

You make me sad.... Come Patsy.. I don't believe in Christ... How about the offer of an exchange?
*reproduces coconut hoofbeat effect*Good that makes it easy. Exchange? Last time I heard about some offer and the Exchange, I cut their leader and top gunman into little pieces.

Message for you, Sah!
*falls over backwards*
"Oh, sweet Concord, you shall not have died in vain...."

Message for you, Sah!
*falls over backwards*

You shall not have died in vain!

"I'm not quite dead, sah."

You shall not have been mortally wounded in vain

"I, I think I'll pull through..."

*reproduces coconut hoofbeat effect*Good that makes it easy. Exchange? Last time I heard about some offer and the Exchange, I cut their leader and top gunman into little pieces.

Stop!
What is the capital of Czechoslovakia?

Haha... And it's what you like about me :p
*taps on shoulder and whispers in ear:*
But you're not evil....

*reproduces coconut hoofbeat effect*Good that makes it easy. Exchange? Last time I heard about some offer and the Exchange, I cut their leader and top gunman into little pieces.

"I'll bite your legs off!"An exclusive photo? : p

You shall not have died in vain!

"I'm not quite dead, sah."

You shall not have been mortally wounded in vain

"I, I think I'll pull through..."
ZOMFG!:eek: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

"I'll bit your legs off!"An exclusive photo? : p

Help, help, I'm being repressed!

*taps on shoulder and whispers in ear:*
But you're not evil....

Oh.. thats right... :p

You shall not have died in vain!

"I'm not quite dead, sah."

You shall not have been mortally wounded in vain

"I, I think I'll pull through..."


I don't want to go on the cart!

Stop!
What is the capital of Czechoslovakia?
Prague.:rolleyes:
The real quesion is:
"What is the capital of Assyria?"

Prague.:rolleyes:
The real quesion is:
"What is the capital of Assyria?"


Nineveh.
You've got to know these things when you are King, you know?

"I'll bite your legs off!"An exclusive photo? : p
LOL You'll bit my legs off, eh?I'm listening.

ZOMFG!:eek: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Lol :D

LOL You'll bit my legs off, eh?I'm listening.

Look up.. it says bite. I realised as soon as I read my post :p Well, what more is there to know?

Help, help, I'm being repressed!
Hey, that's my line!

I don't want to go on the cart!

*Thwacks you on the head*

Oh.. thats right... :p
So, what is it I DO like about you then?

So, what is it I DO like about you then?

My Monty Python quotes? You tell me :p

Nineveh.
You've got to know these things when you are King, you know?
You looked that up before just so no one could catch you off-guard, didn't you? And I thought no one could be more pathetic than I am....
*shakes head sadly*

Look up.. it says bite. I realised as soon as I read my post :p Well, what more is there to know?
And it changed it before the reply screen finished loading.
:( Well, to clarify, you are offering me an exclusive pic in exchange for the answer you desire, yes?

My Monty Python quotes? You tell me :p
Could be part of it. But there'd have to be more. I figured out why you like me; now it's your turn.;)

And it changed it before the reply screen finished loading.
:( Well, to clarify, you are offering me an exclusive pic in exchange for the answer you desire, yes?

:pThe answer I want, I guess so...

Could be part of it. But there'd have to be more. I figured out why you like me; now it's your turn.;)

Hmm, you don't really like me, you just enjoy tormenting me? :p

:pThe answer I want, I guess so...
Seems Adam's bad karma still taints me....Now to specifics. How shall we arrange the transfer?

Hmm, you don't really like me, you just enjoy tormenting me? :p
I only really enjoy tormenting people I like. So why is it I like you? Hmm? Stop evading the question!:p

Seems Adam's bad karma still taints me....Now to specifics. How shall we arrange the transfer?

Adam? Surely that's not a biblical reference? Is my word not enough for you?

I only really enjoy tormenting people I like. So why is it I like you? Hmm? Stop evading the question!:p

Oh, so you do like me? I honestly have no idea why. Is it because I am a sexy woman close to your age? :p

Adam? Surely that's not a biblical reference? Is my word not enough for you?
No, it's an allusion to one of my closest friends.
Biblical...Ha!I think it is, yes. But I meant the mode of delivery. White text is compromised, after all.

Oh, so you do like me? I honestly have no idea why. Is it because I am a sexy woman close to your age? :p
Yes, in some fashion or another. No, I'm not sure that's it. I don't see you, after all. Some of my friends are old enough to be retired. In fact, two are retired. Unless you meant "like" in a more sexual sense, implied by the use of the word "sexy"....

No, it's an allusion to one of my closest friends.
Biblical...Ha!I think it is, yes. But I meant the mode of delivery. White text is compromised, after all.

Lol, I was hoping it wasn't biblical...Photobucket...you can say it in white text, no?

Yes, in some fashion or another. No, I'm not sure that's it. I don't see you, after all. Some of my friends are old enough to be retired. In fact, two are retired. Unless you meant "like" in a more sexual sense, implied by the use of the word "sexy"....

Oh... So you like me in that way? :p

*Looks around for FD*

*Looks around for FD*

Methinks you made him faint.

Methinks you made him faint.

:O From what?

:O From what?

High-intensity questioning. It happens. Don't worry, he'll be fine in the morning, if naked and tied to a public lamp-post.

High-intensity questioning. It happens. Don't worry, he'll be fine in the morning, if naked and tied to a public lamp-post.

>.>

<.<

What did you do to him? :eek:

>.>

<.<

What did you do to him? :eek:

It was BogMarsh, not me. Honest.

It was BogMarsh, not me. Honest.

Sure :p Spanks you

Lol, I was hoping it wasn't biblical...Photobucket...you can say it in white text, no?
Nope. I'm not of a religion with a text, so I find myself rarely making such referrences, except when it humors me.Suppose I could.

*Looks around for FD*
You hadn't posted in a little bit, so I let the 4-year-olds pull me away to cook them lunch.

Sure :p Spanks you
Hmmm? Oh, I'm fine, just fine.
*shakes head groggily*
And there'll be none of that, you!:mad:

Nope, best friend lives in Indiana. Doesn't matter that SHE's female. But the one I believe in question is significantly female. I wouldn't be so fond of her if she wasn't. Actually, if she were male, I'd be inclined to bind myself to the hypothetical him through a pact of blood. As she is female, however, her blood is too precious to blend with mine.
Still sounds like you're describing something like a great friendship. What is greater than such a friendship? And why not call it a friendship?

OO. The allure of blood. Her blood is not just precious, it is sacred. All men should treat women as such.
You really believe that?

Male blood and female blood is the same stuff.

Still sounds like you're describing something like a great friendship. What is greater than such a friendship? And why not call it a friendship?
Because it isn't. There's a bond there greater than friendship. I sacrificed rather a lot for that little nymph(not nympho) that I wouldn't for even the greatest of my friends.
*looks in general direction of Indiana in shame*

You really believe that?

Male blood and female blood is the same stuff.
Physically, yes, mostly. But there's more to it. It flows with feminine spiritual energies. I'll wager you didn't anticipate dealing with an animist on this, did ya?;)

Still sounds like you're describing something like a great friendship. What is greater than such a friendship? And why not call it a friendship?
Because it isn't. There's a bond there greater than friendship. I sacrificed rather a lot for that little nymph(not nympho) that I wouldn't for even the greatest of my friends.
*looks in general direction of Indiana in shame*

You really believe that?

Male blood and female blood is the same stuff.
Physically, yes, mostly. But there's more to it. It flows with feminine spiritual energies. I'll wager you didn't anticipate dealing with an animist on this, did ya?;)

Because it isn't. There's a bond there greater than friendship. I sacrificed rather a lot for that little nymph(not nympho) that I wouldn't for even the greatest of my friends.
*looks in general direction of Indiana in shame*
You love her? Cool. I love my best friend too. What bond is greater than friendship. Again, I don't think that you know how great friendship can be. Well, you do in this lady, but for some reason you're not admitting that it is a friendship.

Physically, yes, mostly. But there's more to it. It flows with feminine spiritual energies. I'll wager you didn't anticipate dealing with an animist on this, did ya?;)
I don't even know what animism is. I assumed that your position was based on Victorian notions of keeping the precious women on a pedestal, the fragile little flowers.

Why Can't You People Just Let This Thread Die Already?????!!!!!

You love her? Cool. I love my best friend too. What bond is greater than friendship. Again, I don't think that you know how great friendship can be.
Or my suspicions are correct and we simply have vastly differing definitions of friendship. And yes, of course I love her. I love all my friends a great deal. Then again, maybe you haven't experienced anything greater than friendship.

I don't even know what animism is. I assumed that your position was based on Victorian notions of keeping the precious women on a pedestal, the fragile little flowers.
Animism is the belief that spirits inhabit every crevice in the world, with a few spiritually devoid exceptions, like politicians, who have no souls. Not quite Victorian. I don't think a pedestal is appropriate. Women aren't objects, after all.

Why Can't You People Just Let This Thread Die Already?????!!!!!
Haven't we been through this? We just love you, Lady!
:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:
:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

Nope. I'm not of a religion with a text, so I find myself rarely making such referrences, except when it humors me.Suppose I could.

Are you of any religion?: )

That is the only time I would expect you to make a biblical reference *nods*

You hadn't posted in a little bit, so I let the 4-year-olds pull me away to cook them lunch.

4 year olds? :confused:

Hmmm? Oh, I'm fine, just fine.
*shakes head groggily*
And there'll be none of that, you!:mad:

:eek: None of what? *insert Straughn angel smile here*

Are you of any religion?: )

That is the only time I would expect you to make a biblical reference *nods*
That's usually the only time I do anything.
And yes, I am of a religion. Why? Are you?Simply enjoying the white text again?

4 year olds? :confused:
Yes, my four-year-old twin siblings.

:eek: None of what? *insert Straughn angel smile here*
"None of what" indeed. Don't think I didn't see what you did! And Straughn's angel smiley doesn't work on me. You know the one I pull when you mention that: http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu42.gif

That's usually the only time I do anything.
And yes, I am of a religion. Why? Are you?Simply enjoying the white text again?

No real reason. I am an atheist. But of course : )

Yes, my four-year-old twin siblings.

Ooh, fun :s

"None of what" indeed. Don't think I didn't see what you did! And Straughn's angel smiley doesn't work on me. You know the one I pull when you mention that: http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu42.gif

Oh, you wouldn't be jealous would you? :p

Why Can't You People Just Let This Thread Die Already?????!!!!!
:D


Do you really feel you've gotten adequate assistance and advice concerning your "problem" yet, then?

Oh, you wouldn't be jealous would you? :p


Listen, if I said I was king because some soaking bint... know what I mean?
*spamming mode ON*

No real reason. I am an atheist. But of course : )
I used to be. Now my religion is the universe.Figures.:P

Listen, if I said I was king because some soaking bint... know what I mean?
*spamming mode ON*

"...Had lodged a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"

Yup

I used to be. Now my religion is the universe.Figures.:P

Umm, ok :) Well of course it does : p

Ooh, fun :s
Yeah, they really are.

Oh, you wouldn't be jealous would you? :p
No, of course not....;)

Umm, ok :) Well of course it does : p
I'll take that as indifferent acceptance.;) Naturally so.

No, of course not....;)

Oh, so you don't mind then :) Bring back the white text... I demand an answer