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Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 15:19
Oh, so you don't mind then :) Bring back the white text... I demand an answer
Sure sounded like I minded....I demand an exclusive pic.
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 15:19
I'll take that as indifferent acceptance.;) Naturally so.

Yeah, pretty much. I don't care so long as whoever it is doesn't try to push it in my face :)
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 15:20
Yeah, pretty much. I don't care so long as whoever it is doesn't try to push it in my face :)
I wouldn't. Takes too much work to accomplish less than nothing.
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 15:22
Sure sounded like I minded....I demand an exclusive pic.

Oh, but you winked! And Kanabia is a nice guy :pCan you wait for it? Unfortunately I am on someone else's computer and so, cannot retreive said pic...You did say you trust my word tho...
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 15:23
I wouldn't. Takes too much work to accomplish less than nothing.

I know you wouldn't *nods*
That's why I don't care. :)
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 15:26
Oh, but you winked! And Kanabia is a nice guy :pCan you wait for it? Unfortunately I am on someone else's computer and so, cannot retreive said pic...You did say you trust my word tho...
I do lots of conflicting things.I don't have much choice. I have to leave soon anyway. Prolly suddenly again.
And no, he isn't. He's a jerk.
*humph, scowls at Kanabia*
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 15:27
I know you wouldn't *nods*
That's why I don't care. :)
That's another reason why I like you, but you never did explain the primary reason I like you. Well?
Kanabia
01-06-2006, 15:28
Oh, but you winked! And Kanabia is a nice guy :p

:fluffle:

*pokes tongue out at FD*
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 15:31
I do lots of conflicting things.I don't have much choice. I have to leave soon anyway. Prolly suddenly again.
And no, he isn't. He's a jerk.
*humph, scowls at Kanabia*

Aww, he's not that bad is he? :pSo are you giving me the answer then? : )
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 15:32
That's another reason why I like you, but you never did explain the primary reason I like you. Well?

But I don't know the primary reason that you like me. Feel free to enlighten me :)
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 15:32
:fluffle:

*pokes tongue out at FD*
*pulls out dagger and slices off Kanabia's tongue in one swift stroke*
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 15:34
:fluffle:

*pokes tongue out at FD*

*Ponders if it is wise to return the fluffle in FD's presence*
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 15:34
Aww, he's not that bad is he? :pSo are you giving me the answer then? : )
Yes. He is.And no, I'm not. I'll be back later have to go in 2 minutes or so.
Kanabia
01-06-2006, 15:35
*pulls out dagger and slices off Kanabia's tongue in one swift stroke*

*tongue regrows*

*picks up the severed one and flicks it at you*
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 15:36
*pulls out dagger and slices off Kanabia's tongue in one swift stroke*

:eek: *Is grossed out*
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 15:37
Yes. He is.And no, I'm not. I'll be back later have to go in 2 minutes or so.

Aww :( Poor Kanabia*pouts*
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 15:38
*tongue regrows*

*picks up the severed one and flicks it at you*

:eek:
*Feels somewhat sick*
Kanabia
01-06-2006, 15:42
:eek:
*Feels somewhat sick*

I'm sorry m'lady. I couldn't just leave it there for some kid to find.
Czardas
01-06-2006, 15:50
TBD and FD, get a goddamned room already, sheesh. :rolleyes: :p
*Ponders if it is wise to return the fluffle in FD's presence*
Nay, I'm now watching this thread and anyone who even so much as ventures a fluffle will wind up in a Large Amount of Pain™.
Kanabia
01-06-2006, 15:55
Nay, I'm now watching this thread and anyone who even so much as ventures a fluffle will wind up in a Large Amount of Pain™.

Ooooh, hows my my beloved little brainy one (http://www.goldenlands.com/wb/warnbros/opcs/full_size/pinky_brain_opcbrinky.jpg) today? :fluffle:
Czardas
01-06-2006, 15:57
Ooooh, hows my my beloved little brainy one (http://w-d.nm.ru/serials/pinky_and_the_brain/pinky_and_the_brain.jpg) today? :fluffle:
I must say you're asking for it.

/begins sharpening flannel shirt, Christmas wreath, and other instruments of doom™!/
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 16:05
I'm sorry m'lady. I couldn't just leave it there for some kid to find.

Lol, I guess that's fair enough :p
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 16:06
TBD and FD, get a goddamned room already, sheesh. :rolleyes: :p

Are you serious? :rolleyes:
Kanabia
01-06-2006, 16:07
I must say you're asking for it.

/begins sharpening flannel shirt, Christmas wreath, and other instruments of doom™!/

*is immune to flannel shirt attacks due to wearing Nirvana t-shirt*

:fluffle:
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 16:41
*is immune to flannel shirt attacks due to wearing Nirvana t-shirt*

:fluffle:

Looks like you've gotten away with it too... Czardas is nowhere to be seen :)
Taredas
01-06-2006, 16:55
TBD and FD, get a goddamned room already, sheesh. :rolleyes: :p

Quoted for truth.

Nay, I'm now watching this thread and anyone who even so much as ventures a fluffle will wind up in a Large Amount of Pain™.

Oh, really?

*directs a :fluffle: to nobody in particular*
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 17:02
Quoted for truth.

Nooooooo!
Czardas
01-06-2006, 17:25
*is immune to flannel shirt attacks due to wearing Nirvana t-shirt*
/stabs you repeatedly with a giant pink badger/

*directs a :fluffle: to nobody in particular*
Desist from that or the woman gets it!

/looks around for a female to torture in case Taredas doesn't stop/
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 17:35
Desist from that or the woman gets it!

/looks around for a female to torture in case Taredas doesn't stop/

*Hurridly leaves thread on account of being female* :eek:
Czardas
01-06-2006, 17:44
*Hurridly leaves thread on account of being female* :eek:
Ah ha!

/Lassoes TBD and drags her back, preparing lots of pointy sharp implements!!!/
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 17:46
Ah ha!

/Lassoes TBD and drags her back, preparing lots of pointy sharp implements!!!/

:eek:! Taredas!!! I blame you! *Looks around for help* Kanabia~
Kanabia
01-06-2006, 17:51
Ah ha!

/Lassoes TBD and drags her back, preparing lots of pointy sharp implements!!!/

O.o

:eek:! Taredas!!! I blame you! *Looks around for help* Kanabia~

*runs up, gives Czardas an atomic wedgie, hoists TBD in one arm, begins squirting any attempting to intervene with a mustard filled water pistol held in the other as he makes his escape*
Czardas
01-06-2006, 17:53
*runs up, gives Czardas an atomic wedgie, hoists TBD in one arm, begins squirting any attempting to intervene with a mustard filled water pistol held in the other as he makes his escape*
/puts on fibreglass helmet and kicks Kanabia in the groin, retrieves mustard filled water pistol and TBD, uses a Sharp Pointy Thing™ to cut off ALL of Kanabia's hair/ BWA-HA-HA!!
Taredas
01-06-2006, 17:55
:eek:! Taredas!!! I blame you! *Looks around for help* Kanabia~

Wait, Czardas managed to find a woman to torture? Looks like it's time for a rescue!

*runs up, gives Czardas an atomic wedgie, hoists TBD in one arm, begins squirting any offenders with a mustard filled water pistol held in the other as he makes his escape*

Hmm, somebody already rescued her. In that case, I can :fluffle: with a clear conscience. *Beams out... and locks onto TBD with a transport beam, just in case*

Edit: *beams TBD out, and prepares a room so that TBD and FD can :fluffle: and white text in private*
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 17:57
O.o



*runs up, gives Czardas an atomic wedgie, hoists TBD in one arm, begins squirting any attempting to intervene with a mustard filled water pistol held in the other as he makes his escape*

Oh my hero :p :fluffle:
Kanabia
01-06-2006, 17:57
/puts on fibreglass helmet and kicks Kanabia in the groin, retrieves mustard filled water pistol and TBD, uses a Sharp Pointy Thing™ to cut off ALL of Kanabia's hair/ BWA-HA-HA!!

Now i'm mad.

FLUFFLE ASSAULT!

:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!

http://fanart.lionking.org/Artists/JC/Pikachu.jpg

Ah, crap!

Uh!!

http://www.allstarz.org/harrisonford/003.jpg

*teleports TBD to safety*
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 17:58
/puts on fibreglass helmet and kicks Kanabia in the groin, retrieves mustard filled water pistol and TBD, uses a Sharp Pointy Thing™ to cut off ALL of Kanabia's hair/ BWA-HA-HA!!

*Screams and kicks, aiming at Czardas' sensitive areas* o_0
Taredas
01-06-2006, 17:59
Don't worry, TBD, you have been beamed to orbit by at least one poster... so your kick to the groin is now a kick to thin air.
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 18:00
Wait, Czardas managed to find a woman to torture? Looks like it's time for a rescue!



Hmm, somebody already rescued her. In that case, I can :fluffle: with a clear conscience. *Beams out... and locks onto TBD with a transport beam, just in case*

Edit: *beams TBD out, and prepares a room so that TBD and FD can :fluffle: and white text in private*

I promise you, FD and I, it's just not like that!
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 18:01
Don't worry, TBD, you have been beamed to orbit by at least one poster... so your kick to the groin is now a kick to thin air.

Oh damnit... anyway that kick can be teleported back? :p
Czardas
01-06-2006, 18:04
Now i'm mad.

FLUFFLE ASSAULT!

:fluffle::fluffle:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:fluf fle:

PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!

-snip for images-

Ah, crap!

Uh!!

-further snip-

*teleports TBD to safety*
/ducks into foxhole under the assault of fluffles, waves to countless loyal legions of terror/

Fluffle them back to kingdom come, lads! It's time to show them what we're made of! Squads 1 through 830390, begin carpet-fluffling enemy lines! 830391 through 1262755, launch a full-scale flufflesive upon the front! Special Forces, fluffle behind enemy lines!

/fluffles come falling out of the sky/

FLUFFLE IN THE HOLE!

< Meanwhile, in the safe place... >

TBD is suddenly assaulted by thousands upon thousands of domestic cats, who drag her back to my camp, which is protected by an OMG FORCE FIELD that is INVINCIBLE to any existing OMG TEMPORAL TECHNOLOGY or ENERGY TECHNOLOGY!!!!11one (this is proven by George Lucas, comrades!) She is placed into an OMG MACHINE with arms and legs placed sideways inside an OMG CONTAINER! that starts filling up with TEH ACID!!!1 to BURNINATE off her skin, flesh, and bones! OMG TEH DEMONIC LAUGHTER!!!! AND WANK!
Czardas
01-06-2006, 18:04
*Screams and kicks, aiming at Czardas' sensitive areas* o_0
/Avoids, see above/
Taredas
01-06-2006, 18:05
I promise you, FD and I, it's just not like that!

*raises eyebrow* Please, then, explain the rumors of white text and exclusive photos directed at FD. :)

No, wait, I need a better smilie... :fluffle:
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 18:07
/ducks into foxhole under the assault of fluffles, waves to countless loyal legions of terror/

Fluffle them back to kingdom come, lads! It's time to show them what we're made of! Squads 1 through 830390, begin carpet-fluffling enemy lines! 830391 through 1262755, launch a full-scale flufflesive upon the front! Special Forces, fluffle behind enemy lines!

/fluffles come falling out of the sky/

FLUFFLE IN THE HOLE!

< Meanwhile, in the safe place... >

TBD is suddenly assaulted by thousands upon thousands of domestic cats, who drag her back to my camp, which is protected by an OMG FORCE FIELD that is INVINCIBLE to any existing OMG TEMPORAL TECHNOLOGY or ENERGY TECHNOLOGY!!!!11one (this is proven by George Lucas, comrades!) She is placed into an OMG MACHINE with arms and legs placed sideways inside an OMG CONTAINER! that starts filling up with TEH ACID!!!1 to BURNINATE off her skin, flesh, and bones! OMG TEH DEMONIC LAUGHTER!!!! AND WANK!

*Sneezes*
*Is allergic to cats*
Czardas
01-06-2006, 18:07
*raises eyebrow* Please, then, explain the rumors of white text and exclusive photos directed at FD. :)

No, wait, I need a better smilie... :fluffle:
Both out. You're looking for " :p ".
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 18:08
*raises eyebrow* Please, then, explain the rumors of white text and exclusive photos directed at FD. :)

No, wait, I need a better smilie... :fluffle:

Mere curiousity which apparently requires bribery to sate :)
Czardas
01-06-2006, 18:08
*Sneezes*
*Is allergic to cats*
/watches as the cats bring in a sneezing TBD while laughing demonically (me, not the cats. The sound of cats laughing is very funny and not at all terrifying, unlike me.)/
Kanabia
01-06-2006, 18:09
/ducks into foxhole under the assault of fluffles, waves to countless loyal legions of terror/

Fluffle them back to kingdom come, lads! It's time to show them what we're made of! Squads 1 through 830390, begin carpet-fluffling enemy lines! 830391 through 1262755, launch a full-scale flufflesive upon the front! Special Forces, fluffle behind enemy lines!

/fluffles come falling out of the sky/

FLUFFLE IN THE HOLE!

Agh! *counters with own inferior fluffle army, and makes an escape - they should buy some time, at least.*

TBD is suddenly assaulted by thousands upon thousands of domestic cats, who drag her back to my camp, which is protected by an OMG FORCE FIELD that is INVINCIBLE to any existing OMG TEMPORAL TECHNOLOGY or ENERGY TECHNOLOGY!!!!11one (this is proven by George Lucas, comrades!) She is placed into an OMG MACHINE with arms and legs placed sideways inside an OMG CONTAINER! that starts filling up with TEH ACID!!!1 to BURNINATE off her skin, flesh, and bones! OMG TEH DEMONIC LAUGHTER!!!! AND WANK!

*teleports to forcefield and notes that it cannot be breached by temporal or energy technology*

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/23778.jpg

*forcefield is down*

*unplugs acid tank and frees TBD*

*readies uber-secret weapon whilst Czardas is busy wanking in the restroom...*
Taredas
01-06-2006, 18:09
/ducks into foxhole under the assault of fluffles, waves to countless loyal legions of terror/

Fluffle them back to kingdom come, lads! It's time to show them what we're made of! Squads 1 through 830390, begin carpet-fluffling enemy lines! 830391 through 1262755, launch a full-scale flufflesive upon the front! Special Forces, fluffle behind enemy lines!

/fluffles come falling out of the sky/

FLUFFLE IN THE HOLE!

A fluffle war, hmm? *cue March of the Fluffles*

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

< Meanwhile, in the safe place... >

TBD is suddenly assaulted by thousands upon thousands of domestic cats, who drag her back to my camp, which is protected by an OMG FORCE FIELD that is INVINCIBLE to any existing OMG TEMPORAL TECHNOLOGY or ENERGY TECHNOLOGY!!!!11one (this is proven by George Lucas, comrades!) She is placed into an OMG MACHINE with arms and legs placed sideways inside an OMG CONTAINER! that starts filling up with TEH ACID!!!1 to BURNINATE off her skin, flesh, and bones! OMG TEH DEMONIC LAUGHTER!!!! AND WANK!

Unfortunately for you, domestic cats cannot fly and cannot survive a vacuum, so said cats did not bring back TBD (as she is currently aboard an orbiting mothership). The Legacy of Chaos wins again! :p
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 18:11
A fluffle war, hmm? *cue March of the Fluffles*

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:



Unfortunately for you, domestic cats cannot fly and cannot survive a vacuum, so said cats did not bring back TBD (as she is currently aboard an orbiting mothership). The Legacy of Chaos wins again! :p

Yay! rescued again :p :fluffle:
Czardas
01-06-2006, 18:15
Agh! *counters with own inferior fluffle army, and makes an escape - they should buy some time, at least.*
/Inferior fluffle army is massacred while my legions capture you and start to OMG TICKLE!!!1 of DOOM!/



*teleports to forcefield and notes that it cannot be breached by temporal or energy technology*

*forcefield is down*

*unplugs acid tank and frees TBD*

*readies uber-secret weapon whilst Czardas is busy wanking in the restroom...*
/Returns unexpectedly, finds Kanabia readying uber-secret weapon, points and laughs that he is immune to the weapon, then shaves Kanabia's entire body with a bunny/

/Is tired of using TBD, places her inside a heavy iron box, drops iron box into ocean, sinks a large nuclear submarine ontop of iron box so anyone who tries to get to it will be blown up by an OMG NUKULAR EXPLOZION!!11one/
Czardas
01-06-2006, 18:15
Unfortunately for you, domestic cats cannot fly and cannot survive a vacuum, so said cats did not bring back TBD (as she is currently aboard an orbiting mothership). The Legacy of Chaos wins again! :p
However, they can teleport. What? You've never seen a cat teleport? You're seriously missing out, my friend. :p
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 18:19
Aww :( Poor Kanabia*pouts*
Poor Kanabia!? I'm back, for now. *imagine fluffle*
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 18:22
Poor Kanabia!? I'm back, for now. *imagine fluffle*

Lol, you came to save me from Czardas? :)
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 18:23
TBD and FD, get a goddamned room already, sheesh. :rolleyes: :p

Nay, I'm now watching this thread and anyone who even so much as ventures a fluffle will wind up in a Large Amount of Pain™.
We're in one...kinda.;)
Aww, did someone else not get enough fluffles as a child?
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Taredas
01-06-2006, 18:23
However, they can teleport. What? You've never seen a cat teleport? You're seriously missing out, my friend. :p

Oh Foolish-Wan Kenobi, you fail to realize that you are talking to a cat person. I installed jamming devices on my ship some time back (so that my cat wouldn't leave the ship, of course)... the only operational teleport is the official teleport.

Remember, I'm the Legacy of Chaos, and like Doctor Who, I am very good with teleports.

*while Czardas is distracted, uses a minor perk of Legacy of Chaos status to set TBDinCzardasLairProb and CzardasLairExistProb to 0, effectively erasing Czardas's lair from existence*
Czardas
01-06-2006, 18:24
Lol, you came to save me from Czardas? :)
I'm taking no chances!

/impales Fascist Dominion with a tungsten-tipped javelin through the groin while roundhouse kicking him to the face/

/activates lightsaber and lascannon/
Kanabia
01-06-2006, 18:25
/Inferior fluffle army is massacred while my legions capture you and start to OMG TICKLE!!!1 of DOOM!/

/Returns unexpectedly, finds Kanabia readying uber-secret weapon, points and laughs that he is immune to the weapon, then shaves Kanabia's entire body with a bunny/

*coughs up blood*

*flicks switch*

*nothing seems to happen*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*teleports to TBD*

/Is tired of using TBD, places her inside a heavy iron box, drops iron box into ocean, sinks a large nuclear submarine ontop of iron box so anyone who tries to get to it will be blown up by an OMG NUKULAR EXPLOZION!!11one/

*chortles at Czardas' inferior knowledge of physics and nuclear reactor engineering*

*picks up sub*

*tosses it aside*

*retrieves TBD without any concern for a nukular explosion.*

*teleports to UBER SECRET LOCATION THAT NOBODY BUT HIMSELF AND PEOPLE WHO HAVE HIS CONSENT CAN EVER GET TO*
Dinaverg
01-06-2006, 18:25
Oooh, a fight...Which side to join...
Czardas
01-06-2006, 18:25
We're in one...kinda.;)
Aww, did someone else not get enough fluffles as a child?
No, too many.

I see Jolt removed the emoticon from the sidebar though. Good for it. :D
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 18:26
Oooh, a fight...Which side to join...

Mine, unless you expect Czardas can take us all out :)
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 18:27
Wait, Czardas managed to find a woman to torture? Looks like it's time for a rescue!



Hmm, somebody already rescued her. In that case, I can :fluffle: with a clear conscience. *Beams out... and locks onto TBD with a transport beam, just in case*

Edit: *beams TBD out, and prepares a room so that TBD and FD can :fluffle: and white text in private*
LOL Thanks!
Dinaverg
01-06-2006, 18:27
No, too many.

I see Jolt removed the emoticon from the sidebar though. Good for it. :D

It's still cycling, eh? Geez...maybe it'll make it's way back around to removeing upyours. Then stay there. Forever. And remove the gun smilies.
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 18:28
*teleports to UBER SECRET LOCATION THAT NOBODY BUT HIMSELF AND PEOPLE WHO HAVE HIS CONSENT CAN EVER GET TO*

*Feels like she is in some place uber exclusive* :D
Czardas
01-06-2006, 18:28
Oh Foolish-Wan Kenobi, you fail to realize that you are talking to a cat person. I installed jamming devices on my ship some time back (so that my cat wouldn't leave the ship, of course)... the only operational teleport is the official teleport.

Remember, I'm the Legacy of Chaos, and like Doctor Who, I am very good with teleports.

*while Czardas is distracted, uses a minor perk of Legacy of Chaos status to set TBDinCzardasLairProb and CzardasLairExistProb to 0, effectively erasing Czardas's lair from existence*
/by now, Czardas has stopped listening and is instead busy slicing off parts of Taredas's flesh with a powerful sharp weapon and force-feeding them to anyone who is handy/

*teleports to UBER SECRET LOCATION THAT NOBODY BUT HIMSELF AND PEOPLE WHO HAVE HIS CONSENT CAN EVER GET TO*
/notes that you never mentioned you were taking TBD with you/

/retrieves TBD, maintains beam lock on her and on Kanabia, summons Kanabia back via beam to his flagship in outer space, places them in a sealed room and fills said room with Sarin/
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 18:29
Oh damnit... anyway that kick can be teleported back? :p
*coughnoobcough*
Dinaverg
01-06-2006, 18:30
Mine, unless you expect Czardas can take us all out :)

Well, FD talks too much, and Czardas helped me guess Heather's name (it might have taken me weeks otherwise...). of course, you're on that side, but we could always kidnap you on the Czardas side, though Kanabia's an okay guy...
Czardas
01-06-2006, 18:30
Oooh, a fight...Which side to join...
If you join me you may well gain power, knowledge, and wealth beyond your wildest dreams....
It's still cycling, eh? Geez...maybe it'll make it's way back around to removeing upyours. Then stay there. Forever. And remove the gun smilies.
And fluffle, headbang, and gundge. It can leave the non-animated ones though, they're ok.
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 18:31
*coughnoobcough*

:| I never claimed to be anything but.
Kanabia
01-06-2006, 18:31
/retrieves TBD, maintains beam lock on her and on Kanabia, summons Kanabia back via beam to his flagship in outer space, places them in a sealed room and fills said room with Sarin/

*farts anti-sarin agent*

Well, looks like we're stuck in this here sealed room for a bit...
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 18:32
Mere curiousity which apparently requires bribery to sate :)
A very hefty bribe, at that. :D Told ya white text isn't secure.
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 18:32
Well, FD talks too much, and Czardas helped me guess Heather's name (it might have taken me weeks otherwise...). of course, you're on that side, but we could always kidnap you on the Czardas side, though Kanabia's an okay guy...

I don't think FD has declared himself on either side yet...
Czardas
01-06-2006, 18:32
Well, FD talks too much, and Czardas helped me guess Heather's name (it might have taken me weeks otherwise...). of course, you're on that side, but we could always kidnap you on the Czardas side, though Kanabia's an okay guy...
Well, we all have to make sacrifices. :p
Taredas
01-06-2006, 18:32
/by now, Czardas has stopped listening and is instead busy slicing off parts of Taredas's flesh with a powerful sharp weapon and force-feeding them to anyone who is handy/

You will find that it is rather hard to slice a being of pure energy. Besides...

"LegChaosIntactProb=1"
"LegChaosInvulnProb=1"

There we go... Taredas is now intact and invulnerable. :p
Kanabia
01-06-2006, 18:33
though Kanabia's an okay guy...

Okay? Who you tryin' to kid esé? I'm damn awesome and you knows it.
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 18:33
A very hefty bribe, at that. :D Told ya white text isn't secure.

Apparently :pDoes it matter?
Czardas
01-06-2006, 18:33
*farts anti-sarin agent*

Well, looks like we're stuck in this here sealed room for a bit...
N00b.... there is no anti-sarin agent... you're thinking of VX. Seriously, get your chemical weapons straight! :p
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 18:34
Lol, you came to save me from Czardas? :)
http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/23778.jpg
That's what he's ^ here for.:D
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 18:34
*farts anti-sarin agent*

Well, looks like we're stuck in this here sealed room for a bit...

:o What to do?
Taredas
01-06-2006, 18:35
Well, FD talks too much, and Czardas helped me guess Heather's name (it might have taken me weeks otherwise...). of course, you're on that side, but we could always kidnap you on the Czardas side, though Kanabia's an okay guy...

You mean that you didn't think of checking the NS General Forumite information sticky to check for Terrorist Cakes' name? Sheesh... I've used said sticky for reference on at least two NS Generalites so far.
Dinaverg
01-06-2006, 18:35
If you join me you may well gain power, knowledge, and wealth beyond your wildest dreams....

Is the wealth enough for a tcket to BC, does gaining all these things involve becoming incredibly evil, and if so, is Terrorist Cakes into evil guys?

And fluffle, headbang, and gundge. It can leave the non-animated ones though, they're ok.

:cool:
Czardas
01-06-2006, 18:35
You will find that it is rather hard to slice a being of pure energy. Besides...

"LegChaosIntactProb=1"
"LegChaosInvulnProb=1"

There we go... Taredas is now intact and invulnerable. :p
/uses a computer virus to reverse your system of code, causing you to fall apart into lots of little vulnerable pieces of pure energy, which I then eat./
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 18:35
http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/23778.jpg
That's what he's ^ here for.:D

*Blinks* Whos that?
Kanabia
01-06-2006, 18:36
:o What to do?

http://bureau12.free.fr/harrison_ford.jpg
Czardas
01-06-2006, 18:37
Is the wealth enough for a tcket to BC, does gaining all these things involve becoming incredibly evil, and if so, is Terrorist Cakes into evil guys?
Yes, yes, and I have no idea.

And Taredas, he's talking about her surname. :p
Dinaverg
01-06-2006, 18:37
You mean that you didn't think of checking the NS General Forumite information sticky to check for Terrorist Cakes' name? Sheesh... I've used said sticky for reference on at least two NS Generalites so far.

Her last name.
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 18:37
I'm taking no chances!

/impales Fascist Dominion with a tungsten-tipped javelin through the groin while roundhouse kicking him to the face/

/activates lightsaber and lascannon/
*explodes in flames and reconstitutes*
*eyes glaze over black and black flames erupt to engulf FD*
Insolent whelp. You know as well as I that I cannot be destroyed!http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu42.gif
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 18:37
http://bureau12.free.fr/harrison_ford.jpg

Ermmm
Taredas
01-06-2006, 18:38
/uses a computer virus to reverse your system of code, causing you to fall apart into lots of little vulnerable pieces of pure energy, which I then eat./

... and in the process, Czardas's computer virus induces a FATAL ERROR, which crashes the probability controller used by the Legacy of Chaos... and thus, the entire multiverse. THE END.

... Unless you want to retcon your last move, that is...
Taredas
01-06-2006, 18:39
Her last name.

"Dinaverg pawned Taredas's head for an extra 200 gold!"
"Taredas the Legacy of Chaos (level 9) has been killed."

:(
Dinaverg
01-06-2006, 18:40
Yes, yes, and I have no idea.

And Taredas, he's talking about her surname. :p

Hmmm...Well, can I use another personality to isolate and contain the evil, and then if she doesn't go for evil guys, I'll use intensive meditation to remove it from my mind, then it posesses something else and becomes the final boss and we're forced to cooperate in order to defeat it?
Czardas
01-06-2006, 18:41
*Blinks* Whos that?
It looks like a Guy wearing a Hat.

Andaluciae?

*explodes in flames and reconstitutes*
*eyes glaze over black and black flames erupt to engulf FD*
Ah ha. An opponent truly.... worthy.... of fighting. Mwahahahahahahaha!!!

/Czardas's black cloak falls back to reveal a body of metal far too hard to penetrate with any object, beam, or particle whatsoever as fires of a pure, light blue erupt from around him, enveloping him completely; he raises a massive double chain-sword over one shoulder in a fighting stance with other weapons at his side, prepared to do battle./
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 18:42
Apparently :pDoes it matter?
It is rather overt, isn't it? If the pic is indeed to be exclusive, yes.
Dinaverg
01-06-2006, 18:42
"Dinaverg pawned Taredas's head for an extra 200 gold!"
"Taredas the Legacy of Chaos (level 9) has been killed."

:(

:p Should we have him start guessing?
Kanabia
01-06-2006, 18:43
It looks like a Guy wearing a Hat.

Not just any guy.

http://web.telia.com/~u87727183/harrison.gif
Czardas
01-06-2006, 18:43
"Dinaverg pawned Taredas's head for an extra 200 gold!"
"Taredas the Legacy of Chaos (level 9) has been killed."
* Czardas|Supreme_Ruler_of_the_Multiverse set mode: -v[User:TerroristCakes|Anti-Taredas_Bribe]{{pulse}}(Comment: OWNAGE!)
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 18:43
It is rather overt, isn't it? If the pic is indeed to be exclusive, yes.

Hmm? I forgot what we were talking about lol TG?
Czardas
01-06-2006, 18:44
:p Should we have him start guessing?
Good idea.

Hint. It's not "Xwxteloortpfdulfdgeixkeyxyssespzoajh." Just clearing that up.
Kanabia
01-06-2006, 18:46
http://www.funmunch.com/celebrities/actors/harrison_ford/enlarge/enlarge.jpg
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 18:48
http://www.funmunch.com/celebrities/actors/harrison_ford/enlarge/enlarge.jpg

When I saw the word "enlarge" in the url... :eek:
Czardas
01-06-2006, 18:50
Not just any guy.
Oh?

* Czardas|Supreme_Ruler_of_the_Multiverse set mode "-sanity" [User:~kanabia{parse-x}]{{-1}}
* Czardas|Supreme_Ruler_of_the_Multiverse set mode "+harrison_ford_is_a_douchebag" [User: {}]{{-1}}
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 18:51
*Blinks* Whos that?
:eek: Only the best adventure hero EVER!!!!1!!!1111!!! Indiana Jones, of course!!!
Taredas
01-06-2006, 18:51
Good idea.

Hint. It's not "Xwxteloortpfdulfdgeixkeyxyssespzoajh." Just clearing that up.

Hint: if you really want to to start guessing a poster's last name... then you're not looking for Terrorist Cakes, you're looking for another poster. It's your job to figure out which poster I'm talking about.
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 18:52
:eek: Only the best adventure hero EVER!!!!1!!!1111!!! Indiana Jones, of course!!!

Oh. I haven't seen that :)
The Beautiful Darkness
01-06-2006, 18:54
See ya guys, Kanabia and I are going to bed :)

Later. :fluffle:
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 18:56
Hmmm...Well, can I use another personality to isolate and contain the evil, and then if she doesn't go for evil guys, I'll use intensive meditation to remove it from my mind, then it posesses something else and becomes the final boss and we're forced to cooperate in order to defeat it?
No, you'll never actually get it out. It'll hide in there somewhere and fester until it controls you. I know first-hand. I've been controlling a large amount of evil I fostered for a few moments for months. I can't get rid of it and it's slowly eroding my will to remove/contain it.
Czardas
01-06-2006, 18:57
Hint: if you really want to to start guessing a poster's last name... then you're not looking for Terrorist Cakes, you're looking for another poster. It's your job to figure out which poster I'm talking about.
<.< >.>
I can't actually guess the last name of a poster until you tell me which poster it is. Sigh.
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 18:59
Ah ha. An opponent truly.... worthy.... of fighting. Mwahahahahahahaha!!!

/Czardas's black cloak falls back to reveal a body of metal far too hard to penetrate with any object, beam, or particle whatsoever as fires of a pure, light blue erupt from around him, enveloping him completely; he raises a massive double chain-sword over one shoulder in a fighting stance with other weapons at his side, prepared to do battle./
Wish I could say the same. But I am the end.
*takes menacing step forward*
Czardas
01-06-2006, 19:00
Hmmm...Well, can I use another personality to isolate and contain the evil, and then if she doesn't go for evil guys, I'll use intensive meditation to remove it from my mind, then it posesses something else and becomes the final boss and we're forced to cooperate in order to defeat it?
Nay. Once the evil has possessed your mind, you can never get rid of it. Of course, everyone is slightly evil, so TC will just have to learn to live with that. And come to terms with her own internal evil, of course. :p

Then I'll write a novel about your cross-country trek to British Columbia in search of a lost artifact to defeat the forces of evil, which ends with your realisation that it is, in fact, a lost artifact, and thus you cannot find it? :p
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 19:01
Hmm? I forgot what we were talking about lol TG?
The bribe, I believe. I suggested that. You didnt' respond.
Czardas
01-06-2006, 19:01
Wish I could say the same. But I am the end.
*takes menacing step forward*
/swings chain-sword across to sweep past FD before docking it on the other shoulder in a similar fighting stance./
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 19:02
Oh. I haven't seen that :)
:eek: :eek: :eek:
:eek: :eek: :eek:
:eek: :eek: :eek:
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 19:04
See ya guys, Kanabia and I are going to bed :)

Later. :fluffle:
:eek: G'night, you two. I hate your innuendo.
Dinaverg
01-06-2006, 19:05
Nay. Once the evil has possessed your mind, you can never get rid of it. Of course, everyone is slightly evil, so TC will just have to learn to live with that. And come to terms with her own internal evil, of course. :p

Then I'll write a novel about your cross-country trek to British Columbia in search of a lost artifact to defeat the forces of evil, which ends with your realisation that it is, in fact, a lost artifact, and thus you cannot find it? :p

Maybe I'm just really bad at following the clues that lead to the artifact. And then in the movie adaption, the hollywood ending is that all the clues actually point to TC, and I suddenly figure it all out in a deus ex machina way, and we're like, happy together and stuff. And you can play the old wise man, and Taredas will be the rival who eventually loses out due to his short sighted-ness, and I can call the evil Vikram.
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 19:06
Nay. Once the evil has possessed your mind, you can never get rid of it. Of course, everyone is slightly evil, so TC will just have to learn to live with that. And come to terms with her own internal evil, of course. :p

Then I'll write a novel about your cross-country trek to British Columbia in search of a lost artifact to defeat the forces of evil, which ends with your realisation that it is, in fact, a lost artifact, and thus you cannot find it? :p
I think she'd refuse and he'd go mad with despair, hovering between trying to cleanse his soul and desperately striking out at the slightest provocation.
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 19:07
/swings chain-sword across to sweep past FD before docking it on the other shoulder in a similar fighting stance./
*menacing, echoey chuckle and another menacing step forward*
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 19:10
Maybe I'm just really bad at following the clues that lead to the artifact. And then in the movie adaption, the hollywood ending is that all the clues actually point to TC, and I suddenly figure it all out in a deus ex machina way, and we're like, happy together and stuff. And you can play the old wise man, and Taredas will be the rival who eventually loses out due to his short sighted-ness, and I can call the evil Vikram.
But I wanted to be the wise man...:(
*pouts*
And that's not exactly how it would work. You'd realize it was TC, but it would be too late and you go wander off to other adventures to get her back, which spells out: SEQUEL!
Czardas
01-06-2006, 19:17
Maybe I'm just really bad at following the clues that lead to the artifact. And then in the movie adaption, the hollywood ending is that all the clues actually point to TC, and I suddenly figure it all out in a deus ex machina way, and we're like, happy together and stuff. And you can play the old wise man, and Taredas will be the rival who eventually loses out due to his short sighted-ness, and I can call the evil Vikram.
"Old"... that's a bit unfair Dina, I'm only 2 1/2 years older than you... :(

Anyway, according to the basic plotline:

- A small band of adventurers sets out to recover the lost artifact: i.e. the stereotypical "new kid" who has to learn from the more knowledgeable others and ends up gaining valuable life experience (I nominate Dinaverg by virtue of age), the ultra-feminist female character in the group who is always underestimated but who can also do things better than most of the guys (Simonist or Ivia would work), the natural leader who leads the group (me of course), the traitor (Fascist Dominion), and the regular guy (damn, those are hard to find -- any nominations?);

- Pirates > ninjas;

- TC gets kidnapped by an evil person (I nominate Kanabia, or Taredas) and we have to set out on a perilous mission to find her after solving all the clues a little bit too late;

- Armies of vicious attack dogs are involved;

- The movie is crap because the acting, cinematography, and adaptation of the plotline are terrible and there is not enough sex/violence.
Czardas
01-06-2006, 19:20
*menacing, echoey chuckle and another menacing step forward*
/steps slowly forward towards FD, tongues of bloodred fire reaching out to intermingle with FD's black fire, while the eerie sound of thermonuclear weapons exploding and artillery rounds impacting tanks while their cannons fire with a constant "pocketa pocketa pocketa" provides a backdrop to the impending fight./
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 19:44
"Old"... that's a bit unfair Dina, I'm only 2 1/2 years older than you... :(

Anyway, according to the basic plotline:

- A small band of adventurers sets out to recover the lost artifact: i.e. the stereotypical "new kid" who has to learn from the more knowledgeable others and ends up gaining valuable life experience (I nominate Dinaverg by virtue of age), the ultra-feminist female character in the group who is always underestimated but who can also do things better than most of the guys (Simonist or Ivia would work), the natural leader who leads the group (me of course), the traitor (Fascist Dominion), and the regular guy (damn, those are hard to find -- any nominations?);

- Pirates > ninjas;

- TC gets kidnapped by an evil person (I nominate Kanabia, or Taredas) and we have to set out on a perilous mission to find her after solving all the clues a little bit too late;

- Armies of vicious attack dogs are involved;

- The movie is crap because the acting, cinematography, and adaptation of the plotline are terrible and there is not enough sex/violence.
Hey! I can't be a traitor! I'm no good at forsaking my loyalties. I AM good at filling a "rogue archnemesis" role. Which could involve me being involved in both parties at various times. Actually, I like the idea of playing both sides against each other....
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 19:46
/steps slowly forward towards FD, tongues of bloodred fire reaching out to intermingle with FD's black fire, while the eerie sound of thermonuclear weapons exploding and artillery rounds impacting tanks while their cannons fire with a constant "pocketa pocketa pocketa" provides a backdrop to the impending fight./
*gathers energy from surrounding battle*
*black flames quicken and expand*
Ladamesansmerci
01-06-2006, 19:49
How the hell did this thread turn into a semi-RP?????
Czardas
01-06-2006, 19:50
Hey! I can't be a traitor! I'm no good at forsaking my loyalties. I AM good at filling a "rogue archnemesis" role. Which could involve me being involved in both parties at various times. Actually, I like the idea of playing both sides against each other....
That's sort of what I meant, yeah.

So when do we begin?
Czardas
01-06-2006, 19:53
*gathers energy from surrounding battle*
*black flames quicken and expand*
/laughs evilly/ Fool, there is no battle. I'm only using the noises for effect.

/shuts off speaker with remote control, switches to another speaker where a violin is holding a really high note, you know the kind you hear when it's really quiet coming from your computer but on a violin, while the drums of war beat in the background./

Damn, wrong one.

/switches it to a recording of Gustav Holst's Mars/

Let the battle begin!

/steps in swiftly, bringing down dual chainsword to threaten FD head on/
Francis Street
01-06-2006, 19:54
Or my suspicions are correct and we simply have vastly differing definitions of friendship. And yes, of course I love her. I love all my friends a great deal. Then again, maybe you haven't experienced anything greater than friendship.
So what has she done, or have you done, that make this anything more than a friendship?
Czardas
01-06-2006, 19:54
How the hell did this thread turn into a semi-RP?????
I don't know... hmmm... do want to be our evil arch-nemesis, btw? Fascist Dominion's overlord, with intent to turn the world evil? Er.... ish?
Ladamesansmerci
01-06-2006, 19:56
I don't know... hmmm... do want to be our evil arch-nemesis, btw? Fascist Dominion's overlord, with intent to turn the world evil? Er.... ish?
What does the evil archnemesis do? Can I have the power to turn everybody into cupcakes?
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 20:00
How the hell did this thread turn into a semi-RP?????
"The power of Christ compels you!"
Czardas
01-06-2006, 20:01
What does the evil archnemesis do? Can I have the power to turn everybody into cupcakes?
Yes, that is but one of the powers the archnemesis gets. XD
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 20:03
/laughs evilly/ Fool, there is no battle. I'm only using the noises for effect.

/shuts off speaker with remote control, switches to another speaker where a violin is holding a really high note, you know the kind you hear when it's really quiet coming from your computer but on a violin, while the drums of war beat in the background./

Damn, wrong one.

/switches it to a recording of Gustav Holst's Mars/

Let the battle begin!

/steps in swiftly, bringing down dual chainsword to threaten FD head on/
*battle noises continue*
Wrong. There is a battle. My furor inspires the warriors of the world.
*stands still and parries sword blow with obsidian right hand*
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 20:05
So what has she done, or have you done, that make this anything more than a friendship?
Didn't I just say the problem is with our conflicting definitions of friendship itself?
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 20:07
I don't know... hmmm... do want to be our evil arch-nemesis, btw? Fascist Dominion's overlord, with intent to turn the world evil? Er.... ish?
She wouldn't be my overlord. I'd be a rogue element that sometimes assists either side. A mercenary of sorts.
Czardas
01-06-2006, 20:08
*battle noises continue*
Wrong. There is a battle. My furor inspires the warriors of the world.
*stands still and parries sword blow with obsidian right hand*
Oh, whatever.

/raises sword back to shoulder, feinting, then stomps hard on a button causing a trapdoor to open under FD, causing him to fall into a small, dark, empty room with impenetrable metal walls and an unknown source of air to keep him alive until he dies of hunger; FD however continues to hover in mid-air until Czardas roundhouse kicks him in the face at MACH 7, too fast for FD to block/
Fascist Dominion
01-06-2006, 20:11
Oh, whatever.

/raises sword back to shoulder, feinting, then stomps hard on a button causing a trapdoor to open under FD, causing him to fall into a small, dark, empty room with impenetrable metal walls and an unknown source of air to keep him alive until he dies of hunger; FD however continues to hover in mid-air until Czardas roundhouse kicks him in the face at MACH 7, too fast for FD to block/
I like how you predicted the hovering effect I would surely mention.;)
*evaporates in a stream of black flame*
*rematerializes behind Czardas*
*knocks dual chainsword into small, dark empty room, prompting the trap door to seal*
Machiavellian Heaven
01-06-2006, 20:15
Bluntness, bluntness is the key! Seriously, guys don't like it when s talk in riddles or play word games with them. We like life to be simple. Although, having said that, I would add that your tone of voice when you tell him would be VERY important.
Daemonyxia
01-06-2006, 20:25
Mace him. He´ll decide not to go out with you of his own accord.
Francis Street
01-06-2006, 20:27
Didn't I just say the problem is with our conflicting definitions of friendship itself?
You seem to want to put this friendship into some ephemeral uncategory for some reason i can't grasp.
Dinaverg
01-06-2006, 21:04
I don't know... hmmm... do want to be our evil arch-nemesis, btw? Fascist Dominion's overlord, with intent to turn the world evil? Er.... ish?

Bwahaha! Yes...it's coming together...And I dunno, the wise man usually has to be old...Maybe you're just...like...ethereal...you can keep changing form and popping up every so often...
Tweet Tweet
01-06-2006, 21:06
Bwahaha! Yes...it's coming together...And I dunno, the wise man usually has to be old...Maybe you're just...like...ethereal...you can keep changing form and popping up every so often...

Like a bunny?
Dinaverg
01-06-2006, 21:07
Like a bunny?

Yeah, something like that.
Tweet Tweet
01-06-2006, 21:08
Yeah, something like that.

Yay :D

*hops*
The Beautiful Darkness
02-06-2006, 01:40
The bribe, I believe. I suggested that. You didnt' respond.

Ah right, of course. Mustn't have seen it
The Beautiful Darkness
02-06-2006, 01:41
:eek: :eek: :eek:
:eek: :eek: :eek:
:eek: :eek: :eek:

Oh the horror :p
The Beautiful Darkness
02-06-2006, 01:44
:eek: G'night, you two. I hate your innuendo.

:) Thanks. Innuendo? What innuendo? : P
Fascist Dominion
02-06-2006, 02:58
You seem to want to put this friendship into some ephemeral uncategory for some reason i can't grasp.
No, it's definitely in a category. Just not in the "friends" category. It is by no means ephemeral. I'll always feel this way about her, which puts her in a rather definite category. What confounds me is why you can't accept that there are relationships actually stronger than friendship. Which again goes back to what I believe the issue is, our differing definitions of friendship. Care to finally address this after so many exchanges?
Fascist Dominion
02-06-2006, 03:00
Ah right, of course. Mustn't have seen it
Indeed.Figured you hadn't. *smirks*
Fascist Dominion
02-06-2006, 03:02
Oh the horror :p
Very much so.
Haven't seen Indiana Jones Trilogy...*shakes head in despair* What's the world coming to!?:p
Tweet Tweet
02-06-2006, 03:09
Very much so.
Haven't seen Indiana Jones Trilogy...*shakes head in despair* What's the world coming to!?:p

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE TRILOGY?!

*dies*
Fascist Dominion
02-06-2006, 03:42
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE TRILOGY?!

*dies*
What!? Don't confuse me with, with...HER! I've seen them lots of times! Which reminds me, how good do you think the new one will be?

*pokes Tweety with a stick*
Tweet Tweet
02-06-2006, 04:22
What!? Don't confuse me with, with...HER! I've seen them lots of times! Which reminds me, how good do you think the new one will be?

*pokes Tweety with a stick*

I don't know. We'll just have to see.

*attempts to snatch stick. hits self. curses*
Fascist Dominion
02-06-2006, 05:28
I don't know. We'll just have to see.

*attempts to snatch stick. hits self. curses*
I suppose. Doesn't seem very promising, though.
Hey, wait a tick. I thought you were dead.:confused:
Ladamesansmerci
02-06-2006, 05:35
I suppose. Doesn't seem very promising, though.
Hey, wait a tick. I thought you were dead.:confused:
She's a cat. 9 lives, remember?
Tweet Tweet
02-06-2006, 05:44
She's a cat. 9 lives, remember?

*nods*
Fascist Dominion
02-06-2006, 05:48
She's a cat. 9 lives, remember?
That's twice I've seen her die. How many other times that I haven't witnessed?
Ladamesansmerci
02-06-2006, 05:50
That's twice I've seen her die. How many other times that I haven't witnessed?
Too many to count. Yet she still somehow has 9 lives.
Tweet Tweet
02-06-2006, 05:51
That's twice I've seen her die. How many other times that I haven't witnessed?

You shan't know. And in any case, the nine lives may only be a legend that my people created to keep your suspicions off of the radar...

*shifty eyes*
Fascist Dominion
02-06-2006, 06:05
You shan't know. And in any case, the nine lives may only be a legend that my people created to keep your suspicions off of the radar...

*shifty eyes*
I've got just the smiley for that, compliments of Straughn:
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/1370.gif
The Beautiful Darkness
02-06-2006, 07:23
Very much so.
Haven't seen Indiana Jones Trilogy...*shakes head in despair* What's the world coming to!?:p

Oh no! I spend too much time watching movies that interest me :eek:

What is the world coming too!!!!11!!! Indeed, I'm older than you : p
Fascist Dominion
02-06-2006, 07:31
Oh no! I spend too much time watching movies that interest me :eek:

What is the world coming too!!!!11!!! Indeed, I'm older than you : p
Indiana Jones doesn't interest you!?Huh? What does that have to do with anything?
The Beautiful Darkness
02-06-2006, 07:36
Indiana Jones doesn't interest you!?Huh? What does that have to do with anything?

No, I'm a Monty Python girl, remember :)Just that, "what is the world coming to" tends to be a comment on the degeneration of today's youth
Fascist Dominion
02-06-2006, 07:43
No, I'm a Monty Python girl, remember :)Just that, "what is the world coming to" tends to be a comment on the degeneration of today's youth
I know you're Python girl, but I still don't understand why you aren't a fan of the Jones boys.
Is it the genre? Not interested much in adventure films?I've been told I'm already at the "wise old man" stage, so I think I have rights to it. :P
The Beautiful Darkness
02-06-2006, 07:56
I know you're Python girl, but I still don't understand why you aren't a fan of the Jones boys.
Is it the genre? Not interested much in adventure films?I've been told I'm already at the "wise old man" stage, so I think I have rights to it. :P

Yeah, adventure/ action doesn't do it for me :) Sigh
Gravlen
02-06-2006, 09:00
This thread... It has become something else, something alive, something dreadfully scary. Ladamesansmerci, you have created a monster! ...albeit a cute and sticky one...
The Beautiful Darkness
02-06-2006, 09:38
This thread... It has become something else, something alive, something dreadfully scary. Ladamesansmerci, you have created a monster! ...albeit a cute and sticky one...

Lol, cute and sticky? On account of having been recently born? :p
HotRodia
02-06-2006, 09:46
I'm not quite sure where you're getting the sticky thing from, Gravlen... :confused:
Gravlen
02-06-2006, 10:08
Lol, cute and sticky? On account of having been recently born? :p
Oh, that's a good one so yeah, that too!

It grows up so fast... I remember when it was a young thread with a just a single apparently serious question. *sniffle*
I'm not quite sure where you're getting the sticky thing from, Gravlen... :confused:
It's a sweet thread. Very sweet. Like a mixture of sugar, honey and soda pop, after you've let about half of the moisture evaporate. Sticky.


But we're going off topic here. You were saying?
The Beautiful Darkness
02-06-2006, 10:12
Oh, that's a good one so yeah, that too!

It grows up so fast... I remember when it was a young thread with a just a single apparently serious question. *sniffle*

Ah, but look at the fine young person it has become :)


It's a sweet thread. Very sweet. Like a mixture of sugar, honey and soda pop, after you've let about half of the moisture evaporate. Sticky.

Well, kids are get like that when you feed them sweet foods all the time :p
Gravlen
02-06-2006, 10:24
Ah, but look at the fine young person it has become :)
It has? :confused:
Are we talking about the same thread?


Well, kids are get like that when you feed them sweet foods all the time :p
Indeed, but the real question is: If you don't like actiond/aventure-movies, what kind of movies do you like - except for the work of Monty Python, of course?
BogMarsh
02-06-2006, 10:26
Ah, but look at the fine young person it has become :)




Well, kids are get like that when you feed them sweet foods all the time :p


Oy, this is your thread after all...
*hadn't realised that...*
The Beautiful Darkness
02-06-2006, 10:44
It has? :confused:
Are we talking about the same thread?


Indeed, but the real question is: If you don't like actiond/aventure-movies, what kind of movies do you like - except for the work of Monty Python, of course?

I think we're talking about the same thread :confused:

I like... Comedy, obviously, and uh... I don't know about genres...
But I like stuff with good acting, none of this X-Men 3 crap (the last movie I went to see) :p
The Beautiful Darkness
02-06-2006, 10:45
Oy, this is your thread after all...
*hadn't realised that...*

It's not my thread... It's La Dames...:)
Gravlen
02-06-2006, 11:04
I think we're talking about the same thread :confused:

I like... Comedy, obviously, and uh... I don't know about genres...
But I like stuff with good acting, none of this X-Men 3 crap (the last movie I went to see) :p
I haven't seen that one, so I don't know...

It's difficult to talk about entire genres. There's always a couple of great or horrible movies somewhere no matter how much you like dramas or thrillers. It's so much easier to talk about individual movies that gives an indication as to what you might like.

So how do you feel about, say... *thinking about random movies*

Ice age?
Sin City?
Pulp Fiction?
Titanic?

...if you've seen any of them, that is.

It's not my thread... It's La Dames...:)
Originally, maybe. But you've adopted it as your own by now, so...
The Beautiful Darkness
02-06-2006, 11:10
It's difficult to talk about entire genres. There's always a couple of great or horrible movies somewhere no matter how much you like dramas or thrillers. It's so much easier to talk about individual movies that gives an indication as to what you might like.

So how do you feel about, say... *thinking about random movies*

Ice age?
Sin City?
Pulp Fiction?
Titanic?

...if you've seen any of them, that is.


Originally, maybe. But you've adopted it as your own by now, so...

*Nods* I've seen most of those movies.

Ice age: Ok, but a bit too kiddy
Sin City: I liked the use of colour, but it wasn't my kind of movie
Pulp Fiction: Haven't seen it
Titanic: Leo died... It was ok for a once only watch :)

Oh, I hope La Dame doesn't mind! :eek:
Gravlen
02-06-2006, 11:33
*Nods* I've seen most of those movies.

Ice age: Ok, but a bit too kiddy
Sin City: I liked the use of colour, but it wasn't my kind of movie
Pulp Fiction: Haven't seen it
Titanic: Leo died... It was ok for a once only watch :)
Ice age: I agree, Ok but a bit too kiddy.
Sin City: Oh, it really was my kind of movie :D
Pulp Fiction: I like it, you should try to see it sometime. I think you either love it or hate it though.
Titanic: Good movie, it gets a grade a little above average - but not the kind of movie I'd watch again and again... and again.

Well, my curiosity has been satisfied. For now...
:p

Oh, I hope La Dame doesn't mind! :eek:
I'm sure she doesn't. She's probably just happy that someone has assumed responsibility and watches over her creation ;)
The Beautiful Darkness
02-06-2006, 11:57
Ice age: I agree, Ok but a bit too kiddy.
Sin City: Oh, it really was my kind of movie :D
Pulp Fiction: I like it, you should try to see it sometime. I think you either love it or hate it though.
Titanic: Good movie, it gets a grade a little above average - but not the kind of movie I'd watch again and again... and again.

Well, my curiosity has been satisfied. For now...
:p

I'm sure she doesn't. She's probably just happy that someone has assumed responsibility and watches over her creation ;)

Lol, I'm not so sure, IIRC, she came back awhile ago imploring us to let it die! :eek:
BogMarsh
02-06-2006, 11:59
Lol, I'm not so sure, IIRC, she came back awhile ago imploring us to let it die! :eek:

Tough - for it's yours now, cherie...
The Beautiful Darkness
02-06-2006, 12:05
Tough - for it's yours now, cherie...

How do you know my name? :eek:
Gravlen
02-06-2006, 12:24
Lol, I'm not so sure, IIRC, she came back awhile ago imploring us to let it die! :eek:
Yes, but to no avail. And it is too late... She gave us these threads, but she didn't tell us how to use them.
How do you know my name? :eek:
Why, he's stalking you of course! Just look here...

*shows incriminating evidence of BogMarsh stalking The Beautiful Darkness*

You know what? That has kinda a nice ring to it... Let me try:

*Stalks The Beautiful Darkness*
Woooooah!
The Beautiful Darkness
02-06-2006, 12:26
Yes, but to no avail. And it is too late... She gave us these threads, but she didn't tell us how to use them.

Why, he's stalking you of course! Just look here...

*shows incriminating evidence of BogMarsh stalking The Beautiful Darkness*

You know what? That has kinda a nice ring to it... Let me try:

*Stalks The Beautiful Darkness*
Woooooah!

:eek: Why me? :(
Gravlen
02-06-2006, 12:46
:eek: Why me? :(
I don't know why he's doing it (Clearly I'm innocent about the ways of the world...), but I just like to say that "I'm stalking The Beautiful Darkness"

Could be a title for a good book or a not-quite-as-good movie or something ;)
The Beautiful Darkness
02-06-2006, 12:48
I don't know why he's doing it (Clearly I'm innocent about the ways of the world...), but I just like to say that "I'm stalking The Beautiful Darkness"

Could be a title for a good book or a not-quite-as-good movie or something ;)

Or an emo song? :p
Gravlen
02-06-2006, 12:52
Or an emo song? :p
Indeed! And there are some goth-qualities there as well... ;)
The Beautiful Darkness
02-06-2006, 12:59
Indeed! And there are some goth-qualities there as well... ;)

Indeed, but what can you expect from a name like mine? lol :p
Fascist Dominion
02-06-2006, 15:01
Yeah, adventure/ action doesn't do it for me :) Sigh
But it's also philosophical. Very important themes. O_o
Fascist Dominion
02-06-2006, 15:04
It has? :confused:
Are we talking about the same thread?


Indeed, but the real question is: If you don't like actiond/aventure-movies, what kind of movies do you like - except for the work of Monty Python, of course?
That really is the pertinent question, isn't it?
Gravlen
02-06-2006, 15:05
Indeed, but what can you expect from a name like mine? lol :p
Yes, what can one expect from such a thing? Patience, my dear Watson, patience. I'll find the answer to this conundrum yet.
Gravlen
02-06-2006, 15:06
That really is the pertinent question, isn't it?
Quite.

*smokes pipe*
Fascist Dominion
02-06-2006, 15:06
I think we're talking about the same thread :confused:

I like... Comedy, obviously, and uh... I don't know about genres...
But I like stuff with good acting, none of this X-Men 3 crap (the last movie I went to see) :p
I see. Comedy's good. Sometimes. Think about the sorts of movies you watch. Do they have a tendency to fit in categories?
Fascist Dominion
02-06-2006, 15:07
It's not my thread... It's La Dames...:)
"No, it isn't!"
Not really anyway.;)
Fascist Dominion
02-06-2006, 15:11
Yes, but to no avail. And it is too late... She gave us these threads, but she didn't tell us how to use them.

Why, he's stalking you of course! Just look here...

*shows incriminating evidence of BogMarsh stalking The Beautiful Darkness*

You know what? That has kinda a nice ring to it... Let me try:

*Stalks The Beautiful Darkness*
Woooooah!
Besides, euthenasia is illegal.
*shrugs*
Fascist Dominion
02-06-2006, 15:12
I don't know why he's doing it (Clearly I'm innocent about the ways of the world...), but I just like to say that "I'm stalking The Beautiful Darkness"

Could be a title for a good book or a not-quite-as-good movie or something ;)
Dibs on the title! I think it'd be a good one for the novel I am formulating.
Fascist Dominion
02-06-2006, 15:14
Quite.

*smokes pipe*
Very much so, indeed.
*puffs own pipe*
*chokes and coughs violently*
Fascist Dominion
02-06-2006, 15:15
Indeed, but what can you expect from a name like mine? lol :p
The world!
*evil laughter*
Gravlen
03-06-2006, 00:36
The world!
*evil laughter*
- Gee, Fascist Dominion. What are we going to do tonight?
- The same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world!
Dinaverg
03-06-2006, 00:44
- Gee, Fascist Dominion. What are we going to do tonight?
- The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!

They're Pinky and the Brain, yes Pinky and the Brain, one is a genius, the other's insane. They're labratory mice, their genes have been spliced, they're Pinky, they're Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain. Before this night is done, their plan will be unfurled, by the dawning of the sun, they'll take over the world. They're Pinky and the Brain, yes Pinky and the Brain, their twilight campaign, is easy to explain. To prove their mousely worth, they'll overthrow the Earth, they're Pinky, they're Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain, NARF!
Gravlen
03-06-2006, 01:01
Narf!
Fascist Dominion
03-06-2006, 02:36
- Gee, Fascist Dominion. What are we going to do tonight?
- The same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world!
Hmmm....Sounds about right.
Dinaverg
03-06-2006, 02:37
Hmmm....Sounds about right.

You! Think of a bunny I should make! Not Pinky or Brain.
The Beautiful Darkness
03-06-2006, 02:40
But it's also philosophical. Very important themes. O_o
I'm sure... :pWhat? :)
Fascist Dominion
03-06-2006, 02:40
You! Think of a bunny I should make! Not Pinky or Brain.
What? Why me? Oh, all right. How about mad scientist bunny? Or evil dictator bunny?
Dinaverg
03-06-2006, 02:41
What? Why me? Oh, all right. How about mad scientist bunny? Or evil dictator bunny?

Hmmm....That'll work.
The Beautiful Darkness
03-06-2006, 02:41
Yes, what can one expect from such a thing? Patience, my dear Watson, patience. I'll find the answer to this conundrum yet.

lol....:eek:
The Beautiful Darkness
03-06-2006, 02:43
I see. Comedy's good. Sometimes. Think about the sorts of movies you watch. Do they have a tendency to fit in categories?

Umm, only in that there are certain categories I don't like...
British Stereotypes
03-06-2006, 02:44
Hmmm....That'll work.
You know what I do to bunnies? I break their cute little necks. Go on, make another...
Fascist Dominion
03-06-2006, 02:45
I'm sure... :pWhat? :)
I bet you are.;) I have no idea.
Fascist Dominion
03-06-2006, 02:46
Hmmm....That'll work.
Yay! I was useful!:D
Dinaverg
03-06-2006, 02:47
You know what I do to bunnies? I break their cute little necks. Go on, make another...

Oh really? Watch out, this one can fight back...With his little...lightning stick thing.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/MadscientistBunny.png
The Beautiful Darkness
03-06-2006, 02:48
I bet you are.;) I have no idea.

>.>Um, ok : )

<.<

EDIT: yay, 900 posts :D Party Time :p
British Stereotypes
03-06-2006, 02:49
Oh really? Watch out, this one can fight back...With his little...lightning stick thing.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/MadscientistBunny.png
*Gets six-foot staff* Bop! Bunnies dead. Now go and make Zombie Bunny.
Ladamesansmerci
03-06-2006, 02:50
*Gets six-foot staff* Bop! Bunnies dead. Now go and make Zombie Bunny.
:rolleyes:

Stop killing the animals or I'll start killing you.
Dinaverg
03-06-2006, 02:51
*Gets six-foot staff* Bop! Bunnies dead. Now go and make Zombie Bunny.

What sort of staff was that exactly?
British Stereotypes
03-06-2006, 02:52
:rolleyes:

Stop killing the animals or I'll start killing you.
But...but...YOU'RE A MEANIE! *Sobs*
British Stereotypes
03-06-2006, 02:53
What sort of staff was that exactly?
My Bo staff. It's big and heavy and wooden. :p
Ladamesansmerci
03-06-2006, 02:56
But...but...YOU'RE A MEANIE! *Sobs*
Yes, I am. Now stop decapitating animals that's never hurt you. You can decapitate humans though if you want.
Dinaverg
03-06-2006, 02:57
My Bo staff. It's big and heavy and wooden.
Feh.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/ZombieBunny.png
Fascist Dominion
03-06-2006, 02:59
Umm, only in that there are certain categories I don't like...
Okay. I think I'll just note that you have very esoteric tastes.
*records observation*
British Stereotypes
03-06-2006, 02:59
Yes, I am. Now stop decapitating animals that's never hurt you. You can decapitate humans though if you want.
I've never decapitated an animal. I've drowned them, snapped their necks, put them in a blender, squished them, but never have I decapitated one. *chops head of a badger*
Dinaverg
03-06-2006, 03:00
I've never decapitated an animal. I've drowned them, snapped their necks, put them in a blender, squished them, but never have I decapitated one. *chops head of a badger*

Technically, at some point in the blender they probably lost their head.
Gravlen
03-06-2006, 03:01
>.>Um, ok : )

<.<

EDIT: yay, 900 posts :D Party Time :p
*Parties*:cool:
British Stereotypes
03-06-2006, 03:01
Feh.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/ZombieBunny.png
Hah! Did you think it could electrocute me? I'm too smart for your bunnies. What's this one supposed to be? :confused:
Fascist Dominion
03-06-2006, 03:02
>.>Um, ok : )

<.<

EDIT: yay, 900 posts :D Party Time :p
Meh, I've had more.:p We never did finalize the transaction.
Dinaverg
03-06-2006, 03:03
Hah! Did you think it could electrocute me? I'm too smart for your bunnies. What's this one supposed to be? :confused:

...A zombie? That's what you asked for isn't it? Also, don't forget there was also lightning where Mad scientist Bunny was.
The Beautiful Darkness
03-06-2006, 03:03
Okay. I think I'll just note that you have very esoteric tastes.
*records observation*

You record stuff about me? :eek:

(Oh, and I'm not sure I would necessarily describe my tastes as esoteric).
Fascist Dominion
03-06-2006, 03:03
:rolleyes:

Stop killing the animals or I'll start killing you.
Ooo, girl fight!
*grabs conveniently popped popcorn*
Dinaverg
03-06-2006, 03:03
Meh, I've had more.:p We never did finalize the transaction.

As have I, three times over compared to you.
Dinaverg
03-06-2006, 03:04
Ooo, girl fight!
*grabs conveniently popped popcorn*

Hey, I brought that here! There's your convienence.
Ladamesansmerci
03-06-2006, 03:04
I've never decapitated an animal. I've drowned them, snapped their necks, put them in a blender, squished them, but never have I decapitated one. *chops head of a badger*
leave the badger alone. he never did anything do you. if you have to kill something, kill Dina. :p
Fascist Dominion
03-06-2006, 03:04
As have I, three times over compared to you.
Yeah, but I pretty much just started a couple months ago.
British Stereotypes
03-06-2006, 03:05
...A zombie? That's what you asked for isn't it? Also, don't forget there was also lightning where Mad scientist Bunny was.
A zombie, eh? *pulls out shotgun* BAM! Bunnies blown to pieces. Heh heh...
Fascist Dominion
03-06-2006, 03:06
Technically, at some point in the blender they probably lost their head.
Pun!
Dinaverg
03-06-2006, 03:06
leave the badger alone. he never did anything do you. if you have to kill something, kill Dina. :p

Awww...I thought you'd gotten over that...:(
Gravlen
03-06-2006, 03:07
leave the badger alone. he never did anything do you. if you have to kill something, kill Dina. :p
Badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger
mushroom mushroom

*Parties on*
Dinaverg
03-06-2006, 03:07
A zombie, eh? *pulls out shotgun* BAM! Bunnies blown to pieces. Heh heh...

:p Murdererer. Extra '-er' intentional.
The Beautiful Darkness
03-06-2006, 03:07
Meh, I've had more.:p We never did finalize the transaction.

Well, thanks for the congrats :rolleyes: True, but I'm about to head off to university...I'll be one another computer within the hour
British Stereotypes
03-06-2006, 03:08
leave the badger alone. he never did anything do you. if you have to kill something, kill Dina. :p
I'm trying to, but he keeps sending bunnies after me. *sulks*
At least he's stupid enough to send them at me one at a time.
Dinaverg
03-06-2006, 03:10
I'm trying to, but he keeps sending bunnies after me. *sulks*
At least he's stupid enough to send them at me one at a time.

Well, you asked for Zombie bunny. Of course, my Kirby force is stronger...Send out the infantry!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Comic/Filler1Attackofthemini-KDs.png
Fascist Dominion
03-06-2006, 03:11
You record stuff about me? :eek:

(Oh, and I'm not sure I would necessarily describe my tastes as esoteric).
Mentally, yes. Don't you note little things about people?
And I will describe your tastes as esoterically Beautiful Darkness.
Ladamesansmerci
03-06-2006, 03:12
Awww...I thought you'd gotten over that...:(
I have. It's just Britster can't kill herself, can't kill me because I'm too powerful, can't kill FD because he's the only one who even has a chance at matching my spamming powers, and can't kill The Beautiful Darkness because she's, well, too beautiful(:p)...so that leaves you. :D
Dinaverg
03-06-2006, 03:13
I have. It's just Britster can't kill herself, can't kill me because I'm too powerful, can't kill FD because he's the only one who even has a chance at matching my spamming powers, and can't kill The Beautiful Darkness because she's, well, too beautiful(:p)...so that leaves you. :D

...She should kill my poorly made comic...

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Comic/6.png
Ladamesansmerci
03-06-2006, 03:13
I'm trying to, but he keeps sending bunnies after me. *sulks*
At least he's stupid enough to send them at me one at a time.
*shh* lest he hears and sends hoards of them to you...too late. Just jump over the bunnies and kill him, will you?
Fascist Dominion
03-06-2006, 03:14
Badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger
mushroom mushroom

*Parties on*
Snake! It's a snake! It's a snake! :D
British Stereotypes
03-06-2006, 03:15
Well, you asked for Zombie bunny. Of course, my Kirby force is stronger...Send out the infantry!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Comic/Filler1Attackofthemini-KDs.png
Stop them, or this bunny gets it!
http://www.hela.at/images/242b2.jpg
I think its the blender for this one...
Dinaverg
03-06-2006, 03:17
Stop them, or this bunny gets it!
http://www.hela.at/images/242b2.jpg
I think its the blender for this one...

Hmmm...Eh, don't think I sprited that one.
Fascist Dominion
03-06-2006, 03:19
Well, thanks for the congrats :rolleyes: True, but I'm about to head off to university...I'll be one another computer within the hour
Any time.:p Well, I didn't necessarily mean right now. I still haven't made up the BS...er, answer. I mean, I haven't thought about what I wanted to say. *nods*
Fascist Dominion
03-06-2006, 03:25
I have. It's just Britster can't kill herself, can't kill me because I'm too powerful, can't kill FD because he's the only one who even has a chance at matching my spamming powers, and can't kill The Beautiful Darkness because she's, well, too beautiful(:p)...so that leaves you. :D
Quasi-complimented by the Lady! Woohoo!:D
Rotten bacon
03-06-2006, 03:32
Repeat after me: Hell no. point gun at head if you ever talk to me again i'll cap yo ass
The Beautiful Darkness
03-06-2006, 03:37
Any time.:p Well, I didn't necessarily mean right now. I still haven't made up the BS...er, answer. I mean, I haven't thought about what I wanted to say. *nods*

Meanie :pUh huh... So, why do you want a picture then?
Ladamesansmerci
03-06-2006, 03:37
Quasi-complimented by the Lady! Woohoo!:D
You'd better appreciate it...bitch. :D

But you must know, you're still nothing compared to my spamming skills. But I see a bright future ahead of you. *nods*
The Beautiful Darkness
03-06-2006, 03:40
I have. It's just Britster can't kill herself, can't kill me because I'm too powerful, can't kill FD because he's the only one who even has a chance at matching my spamming powers, and can't kill The Beautiful Darkness because she's, well, too beautiful(:p)...so that leaves you. :D

*Decides she likes you* :p
Ladamesansmerci
03-06-2006, 03:42
*Decides she likes you* :p
:eek:

I feel so...loved. *sniff*

Do I get added to the compliment corner then? :p