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Oh gods, do you remember those Furby things?

I had one...*shakes head*

But at least I murdered Barbie...

Aye, I remember 'em...odd things they were...

Aye, I remember 'em...odd things they were...

Yes...Dina, did you see? DID YOU SEE?!!!!

:D

Yes...Dina, did you see? DID YOU SEE?!!!!

:D

I did indeed. *nods* This topic fate is sealed, that's for sure. *rubber stamps* Spam.

Victory :fluffle:s!

I did indeed. *nods* This topic fate is sealed, that's for sure. *rubber stamps* Spam.

Victory :fluffle:s!

YAY!

:fluffle:

Dina, come help me choose my words wisely...

>.<

*Pulls out shotgun* BANG!

Now stop crying, or I'll shoot more bunnies. Heh heh...
Stop shooting bunnies!

This is a non-violent thread...

Stop shooting bunnies!

This is a non-violent thread...

*Sulks* Okay then...:(
I'll just have to lure them into another thread using carrots.

*Sulks* Okay then...:(
I'll just have to lure them into another thread using carrots.
Or... cheese.

Lots of cheese.

And I mean a lot!

Or... cheese.

Lots of cheese.

And I mean a lot!

I'll get the cheese...:(
Actually, I'll wait until you're offline, then I'll get my shotgun.

Pasta salad is sooooo good.

Pasta salad is sooooo good.
*Lures Ruffy away with pasta salad*

Isn't Ruffy the dumbest of the dumb? Inanimate objects appear to be more intellegent than him.

*Lures Ruffy away with pasta salad*

Isn't Ruffy the dumbest of the dumb? Inanimate objects appear to be more intellegent than him.
*eats pasta salad*

*eats pasta salad*
:eek: NOOOOOOOOOO!

It's a trap!

What?
Yes, that's what I said.:confused:

Aww :(
Digital camera. Get.

Goodnight/ morning :eek:
Money. Give.:p

:eek: NOOOOOOOOOO!

It's a trap!
*looks up*

It's reaaaaaalllllyyyy gooooooooooooood thooooooooolkn.m/,.nm!!!!!!!!!!!!2z#xz4xzxzxzxzxzxcxcsxsxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx



lol!

This looks like a nice place to sit down and have some spam. :p
Kinda like my sig, but instead: "I will feast on spam and flame wars!":D

:eek: NOOOOOOOOOO!

It's a trap!
Nah! I just poisoned it. Bye bye Ruffy! :p

wanna share some?

(btw, congrats on the post count. more than 100 posts in one night is VERY impressive. :p)
1800 posts ago, I did two hundred in four hours.:p

Yeah, I seem to have mastered the art of mass debating in my time here.
I'll stick with mass misdirection.;)

Nah! I just poisoned it. Bye bye Ruffy! :p
I noticed the white text and I knew you were up to something evil...

Oh well.

Cheese?

If started going around doing stuff like that, I'd probably get banned :(
*remembers skirt incident*

I noticed the white text and I knew you were up to something evil...

Oh well.

Cheese?
I think I'll pass...See if Ruffy would like to try some.
IT'S POISONED! IT'S POISONED! IT'S POISONED! IT'S POISONED!

I think I'll pass...See if Ruffy would like to try some.
IT'S POISONED! IT'S POISONED! IT'S POISONED! IT'S POISONED!
Meh. I'm immune. I'll take some cheese.
*steals cheese and runs away*

*pukes on British Stereotypes*

http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/puke.gif

Meh. I'm immune. I'll take some cheese.
*steals cheese and runs away*
Fascist Dominion RUNS AWAY AND FALLS INTO MY PIT TRAP.
Sorry mate, I guess you'll be stuck in there for a while with Ruffy.

*pukes on British Stereotypes*

http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/puke.gif
You really turn me on...;)

Fascist Dominion RUNS AWAY AND FALLS INTO MY PIT TRAP.
Sorry mate, I guess you'll be stuck in there for a while with Ruffy.
*shrugs*
*eats cheese*

You really turn me on...;)
So THAT'S what I've been doing wrong!:p

So THAT'S what I've been doing wrong!:p
*Nods* I think you should ask Ruffy for some tips...

You really turn me on...;)
;)

*shrugs*
*eats cheese*
:eek:
http://photobucket.com/albums/v458/mtsoc/others1.gif

It's the conspiracy!!!

*Nods* I think you should ask Ruffy for some tips...
ROFLMAO!!!11!!!111!!!!!1!!ONE!!! Ask Ruffy! Ha! That's good. Maybe you're just not my type of woman.

:eek:
http://photobucket.com/albums/v458/mtsoc/others1.gif

It's the conspiracy!!!
*digs tunnel and escapes while Gravlen is distracted*

*digs tunnel and escapes while Gravlen is distracted*
Oy vey... :(

Oy vey... :(
Damn, I am good! :cool:

Damn, I am good! :cool:
It is not considered good when after you escape, you come back to gloat. That's just stupid.

Damn, I am good! :cool:
Too good. In fact, so good that you're wanted as an agent for the government. I'm sorry, but it has been decided.

*Black, unmarked vans pull up beside Fascist Dominion*
*Fascist Dominion is pulled inside*
*Cars speed away*

Godspeed!

It is not considered good when after you escape, you come back to gloat. That's just stupid.
No, it's foolish.:p Besides, it's to his detriment to try to hold me hostage. I'm the most annoying target he could have. Well, I'm off to the kitchen for food. See ya 'round sometime.

Too good. In fact, so good that you're wanted as an agent for the government. I'm sorry, but it has been decided.

*Black, unmarked vans pull up beside Fascist Dominion*
*Fascist Dominion is pulled inside*
*Cars speed away*

Godspeed!
Silly government! Even YOU kidnapped my double.:cool:
*vanishes in a puff of black smoke*

Too good. In fact, so good that you're wanted as an agent for the government. I'm sorry, but it has been decided.

*Black, unmarked vans pull up beside Fascist Dominion*
*Fascist Dominion is pulled inside*
*Cars speed away*

Godspeed!
Silly government! Even YOU kidnapped my double.:cool:
*vanishes in a puff of black smoke*

Too good. In fact, so good that you're wanted as an agent for the government. I'm sorry, but it has been decided.

*Black, unmarked vans pull up beside Fascist Dominion*
*Fascist Dominion is pulled inside*
*Cars speed away*

Godspeed!
Silly government! Even YOU kidnapped my double.:cool:
*vanishes in a puff of black smoke*

Silly government! Even YOU kidnapped my double.:cool:
*vanishes in a puff of black smoke*
Are you implying that there are four of you, or was that an accidental triple post? :confused:

*whispers*
Try cunning linguist..

Ooh, that's good :D

Yes, that's what I said.:confused:


Money. Give.:p

As in, "que" = what.

Sorry. No. Money. Spare :(

*remembers skirt incident*

I was innocent in that so called "incident"!!!1! :(

Are you implying that there are four of you, or was that an accidental triple post? :confused:

Yes, it's a conspiracy!

He hires people to look like him and divert attention away from what he's really doing! :eek:

Are you implying that there are four of you, or was that an accidental triple post? :confused:
He foiled the Evil Government three times! CURSES!

I was innocent in that so called "incident"!!!1! :(
...

What "incident" was this then? :confused:

Don't lie, but don't be harsh. Tell him/her you only see him/her as a really good friend, and lets hope you do O.o.
Either that or date the girl/guy. Who knows? You might have some common interests, like a sheet, and a springy bed
x3

Don't lie, but don't be harsh. Tell him/her you only see him/her as a really good friend, and lets hope you do O.o.
Either that or date the girl/guy. Who knows? You might have some common interests, like a sheet, and a springy bed
x3
Dude, why are you whispering?

Dude, why are you whispering?
Maybe so he dosn't interupt our spamming with his on-topic post...:rolleyes:

Maybe so he dosn't interupt our spamming with his on-topic post...:rolleyes:
That is a good reason.

I approve. ;)

Are you implying that there are four of you, or was that an accidental triple post? :confused:
Could be.

That is a good reason.

I approve. ;)
Yeah, any on-topic post past page twenty must be whispered...:rolleyes:

As in, "que" = what.

Sorry. No. Money. Spare :(
I know "que"=what. So does "was."

Well, then I suppose you're not getting a photo.:p

I was innocent in that so called "incident"!!!1! :(
I know. :fluffle:

Yes, it's a conspiracy!

He hires people to look like him and divert attention away from what he's really doing! :eek:
No, he doesn't....
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/1370.gif

What "incident" was this then? :confused:
Oh, just teasing The Beautiful Darkness about skirting the dangers of cybersex in this forum.
*glances at TBD ;) *

Oh, just teasing The Beautiful Darkness about skirting the dangers of cybersex in this forum.
*glances at TBD ;) *
:eek: Shocking! Who was that with, then?

Don't lie, but don't be harsh. Tell him/her you only see him/her as a really good friend, and lets hope you do O.o.
Either that or date the girl/guy. Who knows? You might have some common interests, like a sheet, and a springy bed
x3
*sighs*
Haven't you read Ruffy's sig? I explain this sort of thing in it. We're past page 20; no on-topic posts please.:rolleyes:

:eek: Shocking! Who was that with, then?
It's back in this very thread somewhere, so you can read the incident yourself.:eek:

It's back in this very thread somewhere, so you can read the incident yourself.:eek:
*Sigh* There are 71 pages. Can you give me a general idea about where I can find it? :rolleyes:

Yeah, any on-topic post past page twenty must be whispered...:rolleyes:
Allusion to me!:cool:

*Sigh* There are 71 pages. Can you give me a general idea about where I can find it? :rolleyes:
Tell ya what. I'm bored, so I'll go find an exact page just for you.:)

Yeah, any on-topic post past page twenty must be whispered...:rolleyes:
At least in this hijacked thread (Where Ladame already has found a solution to her problem) that is true.

But we do like to see attemts to get the thread back on track. Ahahaha. How quaint :fluffle:

And PUT DOWN THE BUNNY!

Tell ya what. I'm bored, so I'll go find an exact page just for you.:)
Thank you. I was accused of having cybersex by Ruffy yesterday. I's all lies though, he's making it up. I deny everything! :rolleyes:

Thank you. I was accused of having cybersex with Ruffy yesterday. I's all lies though, he's making it up. I deny everything! :rolleyes:
That is what I read.

That is why I started screaming and why I have to go apologize to my neighbours now.

I blame Ruffy.

Thank you. I was accused of having cybersex by Ruffy yesterday. I's all lies though, he's making it up. I deny everything! :rolleyes:
Uh-huh. Pages 62 and 63 are the pages in question. That should explain the matter of the skirt. What thread was it in? The "What Not To Do" thread?

That is what I read.

That is why I started screaming and why I have to go apologize to my neighbours now.

I blame Ruffy.
*Shrugs* What's so bad about that. Just think about it! It's Ruffy. :p
All us women cry ourselves to sleep at night because we can't have Ruffy...

That is what I read.

That is why I started screaming and why I have to go apologize to my neighbours now.

I blame Ruffy.
That's how I read it the first time, too. "WTF!???!?!?!?!!!?!1??" But then I reread it and my seizure went away.

I also blame Ruffy.

*Shrugs* What's so bad about that. Just think about it! It's Ruffy. :p
All us women cry ourselves to sleep at night because we can't have Ruffy...
Yeah, I bet. Actually, all of you who are confused are prolly looking for the same guy, but nobody really knows who he is, so you satisfy yourselves with substandard guys who barely pass a couple of your incredibly high standards.

*Shrugs* What's so bad about that. Just think about it!
I'd rather not, if it's all the same to you. You see, I'm getting a little hoarse... :p
It's Ruffy. :p
All us women cry ourselves to sleep at night because we can't have Ruffy...
Oh, you poor thing. :(

Wait a minute...

Why do you believe that you can't have Ruffy? Have you actually asked him yet? O_o

Wait a minute...

Why do you believe that you can't have Ruffy? Have you actually asked him yet? O_o

I know I have no chance with Ruffy. He gets all the girls in the world just throwing themselves at him. I could never compete...:(

I know I have no chance with Ruffy. He gets all the girls in the world just throwing themselves at him. I could never compete...:(
The other way around. He throws himself at them and can't compete...with himself.:D

The other way around. He throws himself at them and can't compete...with himself.:D
Will you guys stop this? Your jealousy of Ruffy is pathetic. :rolleyes:

I know I have no chance with Ruffy. He gets all the girls in the world just throwing themselves at him. I could never compete...:(
Yes you could! You just have to be clever about it. Try visiting him dressed only in a dress made of hemp, and bring with you a joint and a jar of cookies. That ought to guarantee that you get his attention.
:D

Will you guys stop this? Your jealousy of Ruffy is pathetic. :rolleyes:
I'm not jealous of Ruffy; I'm jealous of....Wait a tick! You're trying to get me to reveal a weakness, aren't you!?:eek:

Oh, did you ever go back to pages 62 and 63 to read all about the skirt incident?

Yes you could! You just have to be clever about it. Try visiting him dressed only in a dress made of hemp, and bring with you a joint and a jar of cookies. That ought to guarantee that you get his attention.
:D
A bottle of vodka couldn't hurt either.:rolleyes:

I'm not jealous of Ruffy; I'm jealous of....Wait a tick! You're trying to get me to reveal a weakness, aren't you!?:eek:

Oh, did you ever go back to pages 62 and 63 to read all about the skirt incident?
Not yet, give me a moment...

EDIT: Okay, I've read it now. :p

Not yet, give me a moment...
Good. She didn't realize I almost revealed one of my impossibly few weaknesses.
Of course. I shall grant you a moment.

EDIT: And?

EDIT: And?
I was rather disapointed...:(

I was rather disapointed...:(
Victory!:D
What disappointed you? Not close enough?

Victory!:D
What disappointed you? Not close enough?
I didn't see enough of you Fascist Dominion. *Sigh* :p

I didn't see enough of you Fascist Dominion. *Sigh* :p
LOL Sorry, I went for minimum disappointment.:p

A bottle of vodka couldn't hurt either.:rolleyes:
Vodka NEVER hurts! :cool:

Vodka NEVER hurts! :cool:
'Specially with Ruffy.;)

Vodka NEVER hurts! :cool:
...unless you drink yourself into a coma, and wake up in hospital with drips attached to your arm. :rolleyes:

...unless you drink yourself into a coma, and wake up in hospital with drips attached to your arm. :rolleyes:
No, the drips'd keep you from feeling anything.:D

...unless you drink yourself into a coma, and wake up in hospital with drips attached to your arm. :rolleyes:
Ah, but that's not the Vodka, see... That's the alcohol. Yeah, too much alcohol isn't good for you, and... well... It's different from vodka, because... um...

:eek: Look behind you! Fascist Dominion is lifting his skirt (or kilt) !

*Flees while British Stereotypes turns to look*

Ah, but that's not the Vodka, see... That's the alcohol. Yeah, too much alcohol isn't good for you, and... well... It's different from vodka, because... um...

:eek: Look behind you! Fascist Dominion is lifting his skirt (or kilt) !

*Flees while British Stereotypes turns to look*
*Turn around* Hey, Fascist Dominion isn't there...where did you get too?
I'll not fall for that trick again...:mad:

*Turn around* Hey, Fascist Dominion isn't there...where did you get too?
I'll not fall for that trick again...:mad:
Haha! I don't wear kilts...or skirts....
And you still didn't get to see more of me.;)

Haha! I don't wear kilts...or skirts....
And you still didn't get to see more of me.;)
Allright then. It's because of your supreme intellect why I love you anyway. :fluffle:

Allright then. It's because of your supreme intellect why I love you anyway. :fluffle:
Aww, how sweet!:fluffle:
So what's your angle?;)

Aww, how sweet!:fluffle:
So what's your angle?;)
What angle? I don't get it...:confused:

(Will you tell me your secret weakness now?)

Allright then. It's because of your supreme intellect why I love you anyway. :fluffle:
:eek:
LIES! You just want him for his enormous... bunny? Or wallet?

Oh dear... :(

*Runs away again*

What angle? I don't get it...:confused:

(Will you tell me your secret weakness now?)
Why should I? And no, it has nothing to do with my location.

:eek:
LIES! You just want him for his enormous... bunny? Or wallet?

Oh dear... :(

*Runs away again*
Hey, don't give her high expectations! I always disappoint. Besides, what you are suggesting is infidelity on her part. And do you know what happens to those who propose or engage in infidelity?

:eek:
LIES! You just want him for his enormous... bunny? Or wallet?

Oh dear... :(

*Runs away again*
Oh, what do you know? Don't run away! I want to talk to you...:( He has an enormous wallet?

Hey, don't give her high expectations! I always disappoint. Somehow, I find that hard to believe. (Hehehe :p)
Besides, what you are suggesting is infidelity on her part.
Nah, she can look as long as she doesn't do anything more, can't she?
And do you know what happens to those who propose or engage in infidelity?
They get presents? Penguins? Or chocolate!! :eek:

Mmm... Chocolate :fluffle:

Oh, what do you know? Don't run away! I want to talk to you...:( He has an enormous wallet?
No, he doesn't.:(

Oh, what do you know? Don't run away! I want to talk to you...:( He has an enormous wallet?
Somehow, I find that hard to believe ;) Oh yes, you wouldn't believe the girth of it

Somehow, I find that hard to believe. (Hehehe :p)

Nah, she can look as long as she doesn't do anything more, can't she?

They get presents? Penguins? Or chocolate!! :eek:

Mmm... Chocolate :fluffle:

If there's penguins involved, I've probably recruited them.

Somehow, I find that hard to believe. (Hehehe :p)
Then the disappointment's on you.

Nah, she can look as long as she doesn't do anything more, can't she?
Not by my standards, no. But she doesn't operate on my standards.

They get presents? Penguins? Or chocolate!! :eek:

Mmm... Chocolate :fluffle:
Most certainly not. They receive some sort of punishment. I've never been in one of those sorts of relationships, so I haven't had to choose the punishment for an unfaithful lover. Probably death.

Somehow, I find that hard to believe ;) Oh yes, you wouldn't believe the girth of it
Of course I want to talk to you, you're so interesting. Has he got a nice big mansion?

Somehow, I find that hard to believe ;) Oh yes, you wouldn't believe the girth of it
Damn vague pronoun references! Before I really reply, are you still talking about my wallet?:eek:

Of course I want to talk to you, you're so interesting. Has he got a nice big mansion?
No, he doesn't.:( Not yet, anyway.

No, he doesn't.:( Not yet, anyway.
But you have plans to, in the near future? :rolleyes:

But you have plans to, in the near future? :rolleyes:
No, not really. I expect I'll move into a cave instead. Material things generally have little value to me.
*looks fondly at picture of apprentice*

No, not really. I expect I'll move into a cave instead. Material things generally have little value to me.
*looks fondly at picture of apprentice*
Oh well. :( Ruffy dosn't live in a cave, does he?

Oh well. :( Ruffy dosn't live in a cave, does he?
Do gutters and puddles of his own vomit count?:D

Do gutters and puddles of his own vomit count?:D
:eek: Don't say such things! He's such a nice boy. *Snicker*

Of course I want to talk to you, you're so interesting. Has he got a nice big mansion?
:( No, you're just after me for my body of evidence and information concerning Fascist D.
And not yet, as he said, not yet...
No, not really. I expect I'll move into a cave instead. Material things generally have little value to me.
Psst! This is the reason his wallet is so big :p

:( No, you're just after me for my body of evidence and information concerning Fascist D.
And not yet, as he said, not yet...

Psst! This is the reason his wallet is so big :p
It's true. I can't resist your body *Sigh* I love you...

:eek: Don't say such things! He's such a nice boy. *Snicker*
Yes, he is. But he isn't stupid, which means he'll see right through the white text.:p

:( No, you're just after me for my body of evidence and information concerning Fascist D.
And not yet, as he said, not yet...

Psst! This is the reason his wallet is so big :p
No, it really isn't. And that's why I can't keep all my cash in it.:( Funny thing is, I don't really have that much cash, either.:eek: But in ten years....yeah, I prolly will need a big wallet but won't get one because I'm too cheap...er, utilitarian....

It's true. I can't resist your body *Sigh* I love you...
Yes, you can. Who?

It's true. I can't resist your body *Sigh* I love you...
:eek:
Surely you mean Fascist D? I don't want to end up in the middle of a love triangle where you boil my rabbit (instead of pulling the head of the bunny) or letting him draw you as the ship hits the iceberg...

:eek:
Surely you mean Fascist D? I don't want to end up in the middle of a love triangle where you boil my rabbit (instead of pulling the head of the bunny) or letting him draw you as the ship hits the iceberg...
I'm confused, too.:confused:

I'm confused, too.:confused:
Good, good... Better then nothing, I suppose. Just watch your bunny!

Well, what am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I'm not gonna be ignored!

Good, good... Better then nothing, I suppose. Just watch your bunny!
No, it isn't better than nothing. At least with nothing, I would know what the hell is going on!

No, it isn't better than nothing. At least with nothing, I would know what the hell is going on!
What the Michigan?

Aww, she's just a tease. She's probably said "I love you" to four people and Ruffy today :p

What the Michigan?

Aww, she's just a tease. She's probably said "I love you" to four people and Ruffy today :p
Lol! I did declare my undying love to several people earlier...
(Note: I was talking to Gravlen, although I don't really know him much. Sometimes, I think it's better that way...)

Lol! I did declare my undying love to several people earlier...
Well, as declarations of undying love are better then declarations of undying hatred any day of the week - I approve. :)
(Note: I was talking to Gravlen, although I don't really know him much. Sometimes, I think it's better that way...)
So do I, darling, so do I :p

What the Michigan?

Aww, she's just a tease. She's probably said "I love you" to four people and Ruffy today :p
I know.:(

Lol! I did declare my undying love to several people earlier...
(Note: I was talking to Gravlen, although I don't really know him much. Sometimes, I think it's better that way...)
You don't know me either.;)

Well, as declarations of undying love are better then declarations of undying hatred any day of the week - I approve. :)

So do I, darling, so do I :p
I'll take the declarations of hate. I can handle those: "I can handle my enemies, but Dar shield me from my friends." At least less is lost with those if they prove false.:(

What "incident" was this then? :confused:

The "incident" was FD wanting me to raise the hem of my skirt :eek:

No, he doesn't....
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/1370.gif

Haha, I knew it! :fluffle:

:eek: Shocking! Who was that with, then?

It wasn't me! I swear :(

I was rather disapointed...:(

Here here. It's really not exciting, is it :p

Ah, but that's not the Vodka, see... That's the alcohol. Yeah, too much alcohol isn't good for you, and... well... It's different from vodka, because... um...

:eek: Look behind you! Fascist Dominion is lifting his skirt (or kilt) !

*Flees while British Stereotypes turns to look*

ROFL.. And yet, :eek:

ROFL.. And yet, :eek:

So true...:D

So true...:D
Stop spamming my thread! You people make me sick. I'm going to sleep.

Stop spamming my thread! You people make me sick. I'm going to sleep.
You silly little girl.

Stop spamming my thread! You people make me sick. I'm going to sleep.

Aww :(

We know you love us really though! :fluffle:

Aww :(

We know you love us really though! :fluffle:
Hiii

Hiii

Hello honey.

Want to spam this thread with me? ;)

Hello honey.

Want to spam this thread with me? ;)
Hell yes!

Hell yes!

Great *hands you a cookie and makes herself comfortable for an afternoon of spamming* :D

Great *hands you a cookie and makes herself comfortable for an afternoon of spamming* :D
Afternoof? Lady.. where are you?

Afternoof? Lady.. where are you?

:D Australia.... I get the feeling it's some time at night for you though?

:D Australia.... I get the feeling it's some time at night for you though?
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/jhjhhjhkljhkj.jpg

*nods*

Where on the East Coast IL?

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/jhjhhjhkljhkj.jpg

*nods*

:eek: It's 4.48pm here.

*Pokes Ruffy to see if he's still awake*

*Pokes Ruffy to see if he's still awake*
you need something with a sharper point... like this bamboo skewer... :D

you need something with a sharper point... like this bamboo skewer... :D

Why thankyou :D

*pokes Ruffy with bamboo skewer*

bumpadump

Where on the East Coast IL?
Oh, sorry.

I'm in PA

Oh, sorry.

I'm in PA
Cool

Cool
Where b u?

Where b u?
Chicago

Chicago
*sings*

And all that jazz!

*sings*

And all that jazz!
There is a lot of jazz here. There could always be more though...

Oh, sorry.

I'm in PA

What's PA?

What's PA?
What isn't PA?

What's PA?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsylvania

What isn't PA?
Amen.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsylvania

Ooh, I see :)

Ta...

"The state has five nuclear power plants, more than any other state." :eek:

Amen.
Halleluiah

Ooh, I see :)

Ta...

"The state has five nuclear power plants, more than any other state." :eek:
Three Mile Island, you guys know what's going on...

Ooh, I see :)

Ta...

"The state has five nuclear power plants, more than any other state." :eek:
I live near 3 mile island :D

Three Mile Island, you guys know what's going on...
:cool:

Oh, that explains a lot :p
Ouch, that was a bit harsh...

Oh, that explains a lot :p
:(

:(

Aww, I'm sorry, you know I love you really and didn't mean it *nods*

:fluffle:

Aww, I'm sorry, you know I love you really and didn't mean it *nods*

:fluffle:
:upyours:

:upyours:
:eek:

:upyours:

Really? :(

I am sorry, want me to delete the post?

Really? :(

I am sorry, want me to delete the post?
The barb has been shot already.

Really? :(

I am sorry, want me to delete the post?
Delete your nation too :mad:

...

They guy who asked me out was a semi-nazi fascist, so I don't think your idea would work.

Now you know why I'm attempting to avoid him altogether?

Hmm, try telling him that you have a shrine dedicated to Joseph Stalin, and you believe strongly that Jews and Gypsies should rule the world in a tight communist regieme?

The "incident" was FD wanting me to raise the hem of my skirt :eek:
He wanted you to show some ankle? Why, the cheek, such a racy proposal :P

He wanted you to show some ankle? Why, the cheek, such a racy proposal :P

Oh I know! The horror! :eek:

:p

Oh I know! The horror! :eek:

:p
I'm sure you gave him a good what for, and no mistake. *nods*

I'm sure you gave him a good what for, and no mistake. *nods*

Oh yes, I got my father to put him to work in the field :p

Oh yes, I got my father to put him to work in the field :p
Pfft. That's nothing. Why back in my day you'd be put to work in the mines for making such a suggestion, or worse. The field, hah! We would have loved to work in the field, what with the fresh air and the open spaces and the sunlight and whatnot.

And you should have threatened to remove his wallet as well. Just to make sure he knew not to do something like this again.

Pfft. That's nothing. Why back in my day you'd be put to work in the mines for making such a suggestion, or worse. The field, hah! We would have loved to work in the field, what with the fresh air and the open spaces and the sunlight and whatnot.

And you should have threatened to remove his wallet as well. Just to make sure he knew not to do something like this again.

:eek:

Lol, well, it is supposed to be sizeable, is it not? ;)

:eek:

Lol, well, it is supposed to be sizeable, is it not? ;)
Legendary, they say.

Why the stories I could tell...

Legendary, they say.

Why the stories I could tell...

Oh please do.

*Sits down, prepared to listen attentively* :p

Oh please do.

*Sits down, prepared to listen attentively* :p
Well, once upon a time, I met this guy with a huge...

...

Wait, wait, wait. I can't tell you these stories, no matter how funny they are. Fascist D will get mad, and you'll only like him for his wallet too. No, I can't be held responsible for such a sad state of affairs. :(

And on a completely unrelated note, this forum is rated PG-13... :p

Well, once upon a time, I met this guy with a huge...

...

Wait, wait, wait. I can't tell you these stories, no matter how funny they are. Fascist D will get mad, and you'll only like him for his wallet too. No, I can't be held responsible for such a sad state of affairs. :(

And on a completely unrelated note, this forum is rated PG-13... :p

Aww :(

I wanted to hear...

I know :(

Aww :(

I wanted to hear...

I know :(
Yes, I'm sure you would like to hear them, especially the one about Fascist D, lots of bottles of tequila, his wallet and the Tijuana donkey show. But alas, that has to be saved for another day...

Yes, I'm sure you would like to hear them, especially the one about Fascist D, lots of bottles of tequila, his wallet and the Tijuana donkey show. But alas, that has to be saved for another day...

I eagerly await such a day :D

I eagerly await such a day :D
With equal amounts of anticipation and fear, I suppose. ;)

The "incident" was FD wanting me to raise the hem of my skirt :eek:
No, no. I told you to keep your skirt down. You were the one who said I wouldn't say that if you were lifting it up.

Haha, I knew it! :fluffle:
Knew what?

*runs back to check context*

Edit: Ooooh, that. Well, he doesn't. He blackmails people to do it.:D
And what's the fluffle for? :fluffle:

No, no. I told you to keep your skirt down. You were the one who said I wouldn't say that if you were lifting it up.
Come off it FD, we know you wanted her to do it in some dark unexplored cavern of your heart. :p

No, no. I told you to keep your skirt down. You were the one who said I wouldn't say that if you were lifting it up.
Hey! It's rude to let the facts get in the way of a good story, you know that. :p

What the Michigan?

Aww, she's just a tease. She's probably said "I love you" to four people and Ruffy today :p
Tink?

Come off it FD, we know you wanted her to do it in some dark unexplored cavern of your heart. :p
Maybe. Maybe that explains my response, which you haven't read and I don't feel like finding. I'll just explain it again. *sighs*
I told her that I'd be so confused/nervous that a woman would bare her flesh for such intimate purposes with me that I would tell her to keep her skirt down. Then I would regret it and shoot myself for telling her to keep her skirt down. Something like that.

Hey! It's rude to let the facts get in the way of a good story, you know that.:p
I don't care. I just want to set the record straight.

Tink?
British Stereotypes. *nods*

Maybe. Maybe that explains my response, which you haven't read and I don't feel like finding. I'll just explain it again. *sighs*
I told her that I'd be so confused/nervous that a woman would bare her flesh for such intimate purposes with me that I would tell her to keep her skirt down. Then I would regret it and shoot myself for telling her to keep her skirt down. Something like that.
I saw that. :p

Fortunately I don't think I'd ever be in a similar dilemma despite our similarities in that respect. I would merely consider the act prostitutional and thus do what I do to them, which is take advantage of them, kill and dismember them, then set them on fire and steal their money (not in that order). You should try it sometime, it releases all sorts of unwanted stress. :p

ROFL.. And yet, :eek:
What's that supposed to mean!?:confused:

British Stereotypes. *nods*
I see you never met FairyTInkArisen. You're better off not knowing.

Tink?
It could have been *sigh* It could have been...

Pfft. That's nothing. Why back in my day you'd be put to work in the mines for making such a suggestion, or worse. The field, hah! We would have loved to work in the field, what with the fresh air and the open spaces and the sunlight and whatnot.

And you should have threatened to remove his wallet as well. Just to make sure he knew not to do something like this again.
She lied. I'm not working in the field. I'm watching four-year-olds, much worse than any field or mine. Fortunately, it's nap time.:D

I eagerly await such a day :D
You should. The best part(spoiler) is when Gravlen reveals that those stories are really all his own experiences.:D

And think what you like about my wallet. The truth would only disappoint you anyway.:eek:

She lied. I'm not working in the field. I'm watching four-year-olds, much worse than any field or mine.
:eek: Child labour? You let them younglings work the field, and you just watch? You fiend!
Fortunately, it's nap time.:D
Yours? Or theirs? :confused:

Yours? Or theirs? :confused:His; how else did he get to post after all? :)

I saw that. :p

Fortunately I don't think I'd ever be in a similar dilemma despite our similarities in that respect. I would merely consider the act prostitutional and thus do what I do to them, which is take advantage of them, kill and dismember them, then set them on fire and steal their money (not in that order). You should try it sometime, it releases all sorts of unwanted stress. :p
No, thanks. I don't like prostitutes. Except for BritSter, of course. She's the only one I've managed to stomach so far. Besides, I wouldn't want to damage my most precious toy.:eek: ;)

:eek: Child labour? You let them younglings work the field, and you just watch? You fiend!

Yours? Or theirs? :confused:
No, no, no! They aren't working. I don't have the energy to make them work a field. And we don't have a field, just a fairly small yard. One that currently requires no work. I meant I was doing all sorts of crazy work with those two, which is worse than field- or minework. And it's both, Czardas. They sleep while I "rest" here at NSG.:D

His; how else did he get to post after all? :)
I expected that he was aided by a trained monkey or perhaps by at least one pigeon. Guess I was mistaken :(

I expected that he was aided by a trained monkey or perhaps by at least one pigeon. Guess I was mistaken :(
It was three chickens, and a short-eared sabre-toothed long-tailed bunny with claws.

How do you turn someone down for a date without hurting his feelings?

(ps, I'm going out in a moment. I'll be back later to check on the thread.)

If he really likes you then he's gonna b hurt whatever you say. Just tell him why you won't go out with him...

It was three chickens, and a short-eared sabre-toothed long-tailed bunny with claws.
No, but you may be on to something....
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If he really likes you then he's gonna b hurt whatever you say. Just tell him why you won't go out with him...
I'm afraid you're too late. The issue has long been resolved.:rolleyes:

No, no, no! They aren't working. I don't have the energy to make them work a field. And we don't have a field, just a fairly small yard. One that currently requires no work. I meant I was doing all sorts of crazy work with those two, which is worse than field- or minework. And it's both, Czardas. They sleep while I "rest" here at NSG.:D
Not enough energy?

Drink Red Bull™
http://www.freakingnews.com/entries/18500/18647EJLI_w.jpg

It was three chickens, and a short-eared sabre-toothed long-tailed bunny with claws.
Aaaaaw, look at the cute kitty! :)

Not enough energy?

Drink Red Bull™
http://www.freakingnews.com/entries/18500/18647EJLI_w.jpg
I'll pass. *shudders*

Aaaaaw, look at the cute kitty! :)
Where!?:eek:
*looks for apprentice*
Oh, you meant the real cat/daemon/servant.:(

Where!?:eek:
*looks for apprentice*
Oh, you meant the real cat/daemon/servant.:(
Wait one minute - you've got an apprentice?

Wait one minute - you've got an apprentice?
I have mentioned her several times. *nods* Why?

I have mentioned her several times. *nods* Why?
You think I actually read your posts? Ha! :p

No, I just haven't noticed before. Got a bit curious, is all... Is it someone who's not here?

You think I actually read your posts? Ha! :p

No, I just haven't noticed before. Got a bit curious, is all... Is it someone who's not here?
Yes, she is not here.:( She is my apprentice IRL.

Aaaaaw, look at the cute kitty! :)

*meow*

*purr*

*meow*

*purr*
Yay!

*Parties*

Yes, she is not here.:( She is my apprentice IRL.
I don't believe you!



There is no such thing as "in real life" ;)

Yay!

*Parties*

Yay!

More Parties! Too much partying the past weekend....*shakes head*

*meow*

*purr*
*yells obnoxiously loudly:*
HI, TWEETY!!!!11!!!!!ONE!!!!!1!

I don't believe you!



There is no such thing as "in real life" ;)
If it weren't for her, I'd say I wish you were right.

*yells obnoxiously loudly:*
HI, TWEETY!!!!11!!!!!ONE!!!!!1!

0.o

HELLO! :fluffle:

If it weren't for her, I'd say I wish you were right.

Agreed...except..it's not a "her", it's a Gnome...:rolleyes:

0.o

HELLO! :fluffle:
:D :fluffle:

Agreed...except..it's not a "her", it's a Gnome...:rolleyes:
For you, maybe. But your Gnome isn't my apprentice. Guess we know who hasn't been playing catch-up in the thread.:p

Yay!

More Parties! Too much partying the past weekend....*shakes head*
How much is too much?
Are you still hung over?

For you, maybe. But your Gnome isn't my apprentice. Guess we know who hasn't been playing catch-up in the thread.:p
And there are so many of them right now! :eek:

I've never spammed so many threads at once before. I have to admit, I'm a bit scared and a bit *tingly*

And there are so many of them right now! :eek:

I've never spammed so many threads at once before. I have to admit, I'm a bit scared and a bit *tingly*
I have. It isn't easy. I recommend multiple tabs/windows. *nods sagely*

For you, maybe. But your Gnome isn't my apprentice. Guess we know who hasn't been playing catch-up in the thread.:p

*pouts*

Did too! But it make no sense....:(

*pouts*

Did too! But it make no sense....:(
Just fawning over memories of my apprentice.
*fawns over memories of apprentice*:fluffle:

How much is too much?
Are you still hung over?

Put it this way...my boyfriend and I had to take a three hour long nap yesterday because we were so exhausted...curse his family and friends...*shakes fist*

Put it this way...my boyfriend and I had to take a three hour long nap yesterday because we were so exhausted...curse his family and friends...*shakes fist*
Innuendo noted.:p

Just fawning over memories of my apprentice.
*fawns over memories of apprentice*:fluffle:

Okay!

*moves along*

Okay!

*moves along*
*gets left fawning over apprentice*
Hey, wait for me!

Innuendo noted.:p

No no...

Suprisingly enough, I would have had to have been awake for that to be an innuendo....:p

And I woke up...

Put it this way...my boyfriend and I had to take a three hour long nap yesterday because we were so exhausted...curse his family and friends...*shakes fist*
*sniffles*

I'm so proud of you... :fluffle:

*gets left fawning over apprentice*
Hey, wait for me!

Well then. Swap your 8-year-old girl lungs in and get yourself over here!

*sniffles*

I'm so proud of you... :fluffle:

...YAY!

*drools on keyboard in sleep*

I have. It isn't easy. I recommend multiple tabs/windows. *nods sagely*
Oh, I do, but... It's a so different.

And once in a while, I get stuck with something that isn't spam, and after posting seriously I have pages and pages to go through it the other threads.

I really believe some of you are in possession of trained monkies that can transcribe your thoughts. :(

Oh, I do, but... It's a so different.

And once in a while, I get stuck with something that isn't spam, and after posting seriously I have pages and pages to go through it the other threads.

I really believe some of you are in possession of trained monkies that can transcribe your thoughts. :(

Terrible, horrible SPACE MONKIES.

No no...

Suprisingly enough, I would have had to have been awake for that to be an innuendo....:p

And I woke up...
There was innuendo in mentioning how exhausted you and Gnome both were....

There was innuendo in mentioning how exhausted you and Gnome both were....

Hmm. I think I may have missed that...*racks brain*

Well, holy tomatoes in a pot of mushroom pea soup. I must really be tired! :eek:

Well then. Swap your 8-year-old girl lungs in and get yourself over here!
I was fawning, thank you. I caught up just fine.
*runs over to four other threads*

...YAY!

*drools on keyboard in sleep*
Careful!

You don't want to be electrocuted now, do you?

And if you continue to act so provocatively like that you might attract Ruffy or Dinaverg, and then there will be no sleep for you. NO SLEEP!

Hmm. I think I may have missed that...*racks brain*

Well, holy tomatoes in a pot of mushroom pea soup. I must really be tired! :eek:
LOL More innuendo!:D

I was fawning, thank you. I caught up just fine.
*runs over to four other threads*

*chases*

Slow down!

I'm a girl, you know!

*pants*

Oh, I do, but... It's a so different.

And once in a while, I get stuck with something that isn't spam, and after posting seriously I have pages and pages to go through it the other threads.

I really believe some of you are in possession of trained monkies that can transcribe your thoughts. :(
I wish. Trained monkeys are awesome!:cool:

*chases*

Slow down!

I'm a girl, you know!

*pants*
LOL You'll keep up just fine, sweetheart.:)

Careful!

You don't want to be electrocuted now, do you?

And if you continue to act so provocatively like that you might attract Ruffy or Dinaverg, and then there will be no sleep for you. NO SLEEP!

0.o

But what happens if I sleep in bed? Will they attack me there? :eek:

0.o

But what happens if I sleep in bed? Will they attack me there? :eek:
Yes! (More innuendo included:D )

*chases*

Slow down!

I'm a girl, you know!

*pants*
A girl in pants? :eek:
*blushes*

0.o

But what happens if I sleep in bed? Will they attack me there? :eek:
Nah, I reckon you'll be safe there. I presume the very thought of the possibility that they might disturb the Gnome will keep 'em at bay. :p

Edit: However, it seems that Fascist F. is another matter entirely ;)