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Now I have to worship 2 gods from NS? *bows to Ilie's god status*

Don't worry about it...I'm like the real god. Nobody knows if I even exist cause I don't do much.

Agreed. Do you require any sacrifices to be made in your honor?

Nah man, that would be bogus. Just enjoy the thread world I made.

$200 will buy you a good computer with windows XP and have no problems for you. :)

Your kazaa and limeware are virus infested. Nasty nasty STDs.

*joins in on the spammy conversation*

You guys are way too good at hijacking.

#3 thread that you (we) have taken over... I blame La Dame (I only call you tht cuz im damn lazy)

Don't worry about it...I'm like the real god. Nobody knows if I even exist cause I don't do much.

I thought you were a wench?

$200 will buy you a good computer with windows XP and have no problems for you. :)

Your kazaa and limeware are virus infested. Nasty nasty STDs.

you're talking American dollars on a desktop, right?

and I know that now, after you and Zanato repeatedly bashed that into my head. Thank you guys. :fluffle:

I thought you were a wench?

Eh?

*joins in on the spammy conversation*

You guys are way too good a hijacking.

#3 thread that you (we) have taken over... I blame La Dame (I only call you tht cuz im damn lazy)

I blame me too. Unfortunately, I think hijacking threads is an innate thing that I do without realizing. Sorry Ilie. :(

Eh?
Eh?

Oh my!
LOL! "Oh, your" what??? ;)

you're talking American dollars on a desktop, right?

and I know that now, after you and Zanato repeatedly bashed that into my head. Thank you guys. :fluffle:

Yes $200 American. :)

I blame me too. Unfortunately, I think hijacking threads is an innate thing that I do without realizing. Sorry Ilie. :(
I blame canada. And I doubt Ilie minds much :p

LOL! "Oh, your" what??? ;)

What? It's an expression of shock. Aghast, you might say.

*joins in on the spammy conversation*

You guys are way too good at hijacking.

#3 thread that you (we) have taken over... I blame La Dame (I only call you tht cuz im damn lazy)

Many threads end up spam like. We just happen to enjoy affecting them. For the better of course. :)

I blame canada. And I doubt Ilie minds much :p

I'm practically the one hijacking my own thread.

I'm practically the one hijacking my own thread.
*gives you a jello shot*

I blame canada. And I doubt Ilie minds much :p

Those lousy upstart Canadians. Always trying something...

I blame canada. And I doubt Ilie minds much :p
Oi! Why's everybody always pickin' on us? :p

Many threads end up spam like. We just happen to enjoy affecting them. For the better of course. :)
Course..

And the spreading of pieism.

Eh?

Gods are male deities. Goddesses are female. Wenches are females that I'm fond of. Or detest. It depends on several factors.

Oi! Why's everybody always pickin' on us? :p
cuz theres a classy south park song that tells us to do so :p

Course..

And the spreading of pieism.

Was that a request? :)

http://www.oxfordfrozenfoods.com/images/pie.jpg

Those lousy upstart Canadians. Always trying something...

Hold up now! Canada is awesome...They've got...ummm....hockey....and snow... and ummm...Hot girls. Yeah.

*gives you a jello shot*

I had a jello shot once, they are very difficult. I basically had to hack it up with a fork so it would come out. Overrated!

Was that a request? :)

http://www.oxfordfrozenfoods.com/images/pie.jpg

Your pie is ill-bred. Behold this champion pastry (http://thecornercafe.com/images/holiday/cherry_pie.jpg).

Hold up now! Canada is awesome...They've got...ummm....hockey....and snow... and ummm...Hot girls. Yeah.

And the Windsor Ballet! :p

Gods are male deities. Goddesses are female. Wenches are females that I'm fond of. Or detest. It depends on several factors.

Well, I think that's outdated. I thought we dropped the "ess" from things to be more PC? Did that not catch on?

...so am I a good wench or a bad wench? (Wicked Wench of the West, ha!)

Hold up now! Canada is awesome...They've got...ummm....hockey....and snow... and ummm...Hot girls. Yeah.

Moose. Plenty of moose. Moosehead beer! Yeah!

http://blog.midnitie.com/uploaded_images/DSC01874-715493.JPG

Hold up now! Canada is awesome...They've got...ummm....hockey....and snow... and ummm...Hot girls. Yeah.
Got all dat right hurr in PAzizzle.

I had a jello shot once, they are very difficult. I basically had to hack it up with a fork so it would come out. Overrated!
There wasnt enough alcohol in it then!

they should server jello shots on planes.. much cleaner than beer and wine.

Well, I think that's outdated. I thought we dropped the "ess" from things to be more PC? Did that not catch on?

...so am I a good wench or a bad wench? (Wicked Wench of the West, ha!)

I've never been one for political correctness. You're a bad wench in a good way, which means that you have the privilege of serving me grog and letting me fondle your bosom.

Your pie is ill-bred. Behold this champion pastry (http://thecornercafe.com/images/holiday/cherry_pie.jpg).
gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme.

I've never been one for political correctness. You're a bad wench in a good way, which means that you have the privilege of serving me grog and letting me fondle your bosom.

All I can say is, you'd better be REAL good-looking. Yeesh!

Hold up now! Canada is awesome...They've got...ummm....hockey....and snow... and ummm...Hot girls. Yeah.
You forgot igloos, seals, inuits, ice-fishing, and beer that doesn't taste like piss.

gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme.

Relax. If you eat to fast then you won't be able to enjoy it. :D

Relax. If you eat to fast then you won't be able to enjoy it. :D
gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme.

gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme. gimme.

*takes from Zanato and hands over to IL Ruffino*

*takes slice for myself* :)

You forgot igloos, seals, inuits, ice-fishing, and beer that doesn't taste like piss.

True, beer is generally piss water round these parts...

Well, I think that's outdated. I thought we dropped the "ess" from things to be more PC? Did that not catch on?

...so am I a good wench or a bad wench? (Wicked Wench of the West, ha!)

BAD BAD BAD! :o

All I can say is, you'd better be REAL good-looking. Yeesh!

I'm missing an eye, I have a flowing, thick mane protruding from my rugged face, my vest is overflowing with manliness, there is a massive bulge in my pantaloons, I eat parrots for breakfast, I buckle my own swash, penguins worship me as a god, and the British navy supplies me with a constant stream of grog out of primal fear for their lives. You. Bosom. Now.

BAD BAD BAD! :o

Is this a good wench or a bad one?

http://www.personal.rdg.ac.uk/~sssogadr/afp/dwcon04/aa12_wench.jpg

*takes from Zanato and hands over to IL Ruffino*

*takes slice for myself* :)
no no no! gimme your piece too!

Is this a good wench or a bad one?

http://www.personal.rdg.ac.uk/~sssogadr/afp/dwcon04/aa12_wench.jpg

That's a wench in heat.

no no no! gimme your piece too!

I have already eaten it. I don't think you will want it anymore.

Is this a good wench or a bad one?

http://www.personal.rdg.ac.uk/~sssogadr/afp/dwcon04/aa12_wench.jpg
Bad.

Good:
http://www.phibetamoulton.com/images/photos/halloween/PB010027.jpg

I have already eaten it. I don't think you will want it anymore.
I doo.

Bad.

Good:
http://www.phibetamoulton.com/images/photos/halloween/PB010027.jpg

:eek:

A real good wench. She is trying to be funny so has to be good...

http://www.a-non.co.uk/festivals/wp-content/photos/wench.jpg

I doo.

But... it won't taste good anymore. Vomit... tastes... well like vomit. :p

True, beer is generally piss water round these parts...

Try some of this. (http://www.bellsbeer.com/)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.


Yup... I'm bored. I have stuff to do, though, so...

Try some of this. (http://www.bellsbeer.com/)

Beer is beer. Never been able to tell that much of a difference.

But... it won't taste good anymore. Vomit... tastes... well like vomit. :p
It would be more fun eating it if watching pat robbertsons show on mute wasnt hella fun. Theres a guy yelling at a clay jesus.. fucking pricelss.

:eek:

A real good wench. She is trying to be funny so has to be good...

http://www.a-non.co.uk/festivals/wp-content/photos/wench.jpg
*nod*

eeew jesus started bleeding. this guy looks like a white power clan leader :eek:

eeew jesus started bleeding. this guy looks like a white power clan leader :eek:

Is this on now somewhere on TV? I tried watching The O'Reilly Factor but got annoyed after 5 minutes so perhaps this would be more interesting...

Is this on now somewhere on TV? I tried watching The O'Reilly Factor but got annoyed after 5 minutes so perhaps this would be more interesting...
It's on ABC Family.. :eek:

It's on ABC Family.. :eek:



ABC Family? No. No, no, no. *pulls out pointy stick* I'm hijacking the thread. Fly us to the Playboy Channel.

I never said you should feel like a creep. You originally brought it up, which I found rather odd. In fact, I find your entire post somewhat unusual, as if you're trying too hard to appear inoffensive and benign.

Well, I try to avoid trouble. Perhaps too much so.

Dude, I didn't start it...that guy asked about her.

I was wrong. You were right. My bad- I retract that then.

When you compare an absolute and complete stranger, who is not a celebrity, to a work of art (while the comparison also entails personality) it might be thought of as a little odd.

It is like me, if you had a sister, without ever meeting her and/or talking to her (I've only seen her pictures) going she is so intelligent and beautiful, she is as brilliant as a Renoir.

This screams creepy to me.

First of all, I've already mentioned that I felt awkward discussing about her because I don't know her, and because she's been absent from the thread. However, in my defence, I have tried to keep what I wrote well-intentioned and appreciative, being an admirer instead of someone fawning over her. I didn't once declare how I intended to sleep with her (or anything to that effect) did I? If I tried to paint her as my intended sex object that would be creepy- but I'm merely complimenting what I see as an upstanding individual. I do not believe that is wrong.

Furthermore, those who know me know I'm a hopeless romantic and that I'm a poetic guy. I always try to make women feel special because they are, and I hope that tone came out in what I wrote. If I need to edit what I've written because it's too far in left field and/or awkward, I shall do so. It is not my intention to get into trouble.

As for the sister comment- there's a difference. If I read someone saying that he'd like to "tap that a***" or something like that, then maybe I'd feel a little creeped out. If I read that he calls her "a work of art" then I wouldn't be- I'd interpret it as a compliment, and compliments shouldn't be scorned. Also, depending on how old my sister is (for the record, I don't have a sister), I doubt I'd worry that much about what people say about her unless it's troubling her. I might find a few things said about her "weird" but it's not my place to say what's appropriate and what's not for her- that's her decision.

I myself am a hopeless romantic, however, there will always be a difference between somebody saying something such as, "You are a piece of art" directly to somebody or in some off thread saying it.

If I were a female, and some guy that I had never meant was making comments not only on my pictures but also how they had heard I acted, I would consider it creepy.

It is no different then being in real life and to a group of strangers making the comment that somebody is like a piece of art. However, on the internet admiration without knowledge of the admired is odd. More so, very off...

I'm missing an eye, I have a flowing, thick mane protruding from my rugged face, my vest is overflowing with manliness, there is a massive bulge in my pantaloons, I eat parrots for breakfast, I buckle my own swash, penguins worship me as a god, and the British navy supplies me with a constant stream of grog out of primal fear for their lives. You. Bosom. Now.

If you're a pirate, then I require you to look like Johnny Depp as a pirate.

Is this a good wench or a bad one?

http://www.personal.rdg.ac.uk/~sssogadr/afp/dwcon04/aa12_wench.jpg

Ugh, that's a bad wench.

Ugh, that's a bad wench.

Just how bad is she?

Ugh, that's a bad wench.
What do you mean bad? She's hot. :fluffle: :D

What do you mean bad? She's hot. :fluffle: :D

Where is a vomiting smiley when you need one!

Where is a vomiting smiley when you need one!
Hey, as long as a girl is baring lots of skin and cleavage, she's hot to me. :D

The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf)

Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.

These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.

Your exact opposite:
The Playstation

Random Gentle Sex Master
You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Playboy, The Loverboy

CONSIDER: The Manchild




Not bad;)

I myself am a hopeless romantic, however, there will always be a difference between somebody saying something such as, "You are a piece of art" directly to somebody or in some off thread saying it.

If I were a female, and some guy that I had never meant was making comments not only on my pictures but also how they had heard I acted, I would consider it creepy.

It is no different then being in real life and to a group of strangers making the comment that somebody is like a piece of art. However, on the internet admiration without knowledge of the admired is odd. More so, very off...

No. 1, I entered the discussion. I didn't start it.

No. 2, I think you're misinterpreting the "work of art" comment. I said "I'm trying to appreciate her like a work of art", because I'm trying to view her as a human being, not as an object for sex. I did not flat-out say "she's a work of art". I also did not speculate on the way she thinks- somebody else did, and I merely agreed.

I'm also going to add that for myself, if I found that someone's admiring me on the Internet I'd take it as a compliment, because it's always nice to hear positive things about yourself. Now, if those compliments were coupled with 500 telegrams begging to meet me or something, then I'd be freaked out. I made no such telegram to Aerou. They are simply comments of appreciation. I will say I did let Aerou know that I've been making appreciative comments about her and I told her that if there's anything she didn't like I'd remove it. I'm going to wait for her to tell me directly before I do anything.

-snip-
Another Priss. o.O There are too many of you already!:eek:

Another Priss. o.O There are too many of you already!:eek:

Here, that makes the fourth Priss. Ties it with Peach and The Window Shopper for most in this thread.

Here, that makes the fourth Priss. Ties it with Peach and The Window Shopper for most in this thread.

Window Shopper is male. :D

Window Shopper is male. :D
?

How can "Consider: The Boy Next Door", be for males?

Window Shopper is male. :D

Window Shopper is not male.

Window Shopper is not male.

Never heard of him/her. :p

Another Priss. o.O There are too many of you already!:eek:

What is that supposed to mean? :mad:

What is that supposed to mean? :mad:

Prisses are great, don't listen to him.

Prisses are great, don't listen to him.

YAY :fluffle:

*shuns Asbena*

YAY :fluffle:

*shuns Asbena*

Are we shunning someone? :)

*jumps on shunning bandwagon*

Beer is beer. Never been able to tell that much of a difference.

That's only because you've been abusing your taste buds with rancid horse piss beer for far too long.

That's only because you've been abusing your taste buds with rancid horse piss beer for far too long.

Really? I don't drink real often but when I do it is Miller. I've heard plenty of attacks on it but I don't see what is so bad about it.

YAY :fluffle:

*shuns Asbena*

I like prisses.....but too many are overkill for my sexuality!

That's only because you've been abusing your taste buds with rancid horse piss beer for far too long.

I've never been into beer...it's like drinking bad-tasting bread. I prefer hard liquor in perfectly mixed quantities, resulting in a drink that tastes amazing and nothing like alcohol but will knock you on your ass after one and a half of them.

I was wondering how long it would take for you to revive this thread again. :p

7 hours seems awfully long... I was betting on it taking 4-5 at most. Oh well, some people sleep late I guess.

7 hours seems awfully long... I was betting on it taking 4-5 at most. Oh well, some people sleep late I guess.

Dude, I was shopping and then studying. I DO have a life, you know. But as long as my thread is still somewhere in the 6 visible pages, I'll keep it going.

Dude, I was shopping and then studying. I DO have a life, you know. But as long as my thread is still somewhere in the 6 visible pages, I'll keep it going.
You lie! People on teh interwebs don't have lives. It just doesn't mix.

...The same way that there are no females on the internet. And I have no puppets. (etc.)

You lie! People on teh interwebs don't have lives. It just doesn't mix.

...The same way that there are no females on the internet. And I have no puppets. (etc.)

Are YOU the one with the annoying puppet that doesn't spell correctly?

Are YOU the one with the annoying puppet that doesn't spell correctly?
Perhaps. And perhaps not. :)

You might actually have to be more specific to get a more definite response...

I'm the "Boy Next Door" apparently.

Any Peaches want to hook up? Eh? Eh?

I'm the "Boy Next Door" apparently.

Any Peaches want to hook up? Eh? Eh?

Hey, thanks for participating! The way we're (sort of) working it here is that you choose somebody that your result says you would match. Try looking up their profiles for whoever you'd like to pick. Then you post something that you'd offer them, and they decide whether or not to accept. I don't know if anybody is still paying attention to this thread, but try it anyway!

Are we shunning someone? :)

*jumps on shunning bandwagon*

Feh, I shunned him before it was cool!

Feh, I shunned him before it was cool!

Come on guys, don't shun.

Come on guys, don't shun.

I'm not shunning but that's because Italians solve their problems in different ways, like smacking people in the back of the head with rolling pins.

I'm not shunning but that's because Italians solve their problems in different ways, like smacking people in the back of the head with rolling pins.

Teehee. That's why the Italians are so cool. :cool:

Teehee. That's why the Italians are so cool. :cool:

Hey, yeah! Ugh I hate Pearl Jam.

Really? I don't drink real often but when I do it is Miller. I've heard plenty of attacks on it but I don't see what is so bad about it.

What's so bad about it is that it tastes terrible. Bud/Miller/Coors is to beer as Taco Bell is to Mexican food. I don't know any good beers in Cincinnati, but the Great Lakes Brewing Company in Cleveland makes some good stuff.

I've never been into beer...it's like drinking bad-tasting bread. I prefer hard liquor in perfectly mixed quantities, resulting in a drink that tastes amazing and nothing like alcohol but will knock you on your ass after one and a half of them.

I didn't like beer until I moved to Germany and found out that real beer can actually taste good. I used to drink hard liquor, but I gave up on that after a year in Germany. Too many nights I didn't remember. As of now I generally drink a beer with dinner and that's about it.

I got this as my result:

The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMm)


Don't ever marry, you're The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.

The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There's one thing you want, one sole need.

Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It's unlikely
Your exact opposite:
The Slow Dancer

Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer

you're driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.

For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.



"One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh."

AVOID: The Priss, The Sonnet
CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, Genghis Khunt


Is this bad? I have to say I felt rather offended. :eek:

I got this as my result:

The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMm)

AVOID: The Priss, The Sonnet
CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, Genghis Khunt


Is this bad? I have to say I felt rather offended. :eek:

Well, you've got a few options, and you stay away from our Sonnets. Fine by me.

Lol! Hornivore! #2!

So that now I am a Hornivore, are there any Genghis Khunts or Half-Cocked women out there? I've always prefered my women to be lust-driven nymphomaniacs who are insatiable in every way. (Do these exist? I am starting to give up hope :( )

How ironic then that my current girlfriend is the type that bakes her own cakes and like cuddly stuffed toys and babies and all other stuff designed to transform me into an overeating, oversized carebear. However, she is of the naive persuasion that men can be changed.

Ye gods, I tried to change my roguish ways, I tried to be a responsible family guy. For over a year I tried this way of life. I tried to be respectable. I even changed my friends.

Finally deciding this kind of life wasn't for me I told my girlfriend that I needed to be with other women. After being emotional about it, she accepted this about me and decided to stick with me. I even suggested a threesome with her so that she wouldn't feel left out. But she's not ready for that yet.

Are there any women who have also found themselves in a similar situation to mine (i.e. needed to be in a non-monogamous relationship) or is this just a guy thing?

Are there any women who have also found themselves in a similar situation to mine (i.e. needed to be in a non-monogamous relationship) or is this just a guy thing?

Most people make a reasonable attempt to keep up... But I would rather go without than have a non-monogamous relationship (not that most people would let me get away with that, lol :p ).
Besides, there's always self-satisfaction...

*mercifully snipped*


Three comments:

1) how do you not make every woman's flesh crawl?

2) your girlfriend has self-esteem issues.

3) yes, some women are like that. My ex was. That's why she is now my ex. It's not a guy thing, it's an immaturity thing.

Fine, but I've already said it's a shit one.

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)


Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.


Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

Thing is though, I am a bit cocky, so technically I should get along fine.
Not so good, but the cockyness helps.

oh ive taken that before. i got ghengis khunt. har har.

Three comments:

1) how do you not make every woman's flesh crawl?

2) your girlfriend has self-esteem issues.

3) yes, some women are like that. My ex was. That's why she is now my ex. It's not a guy thing, it's an immaturity thing.

In answer to the above comments:

1) Eek! Someone took my post far too seriously! Why do certain people assume because someone has a healthy appetite that all they want to do is pounce on every one they come across? You can have casual sex with someone AND still relate to them as a human-being. And it's ok to be curious about people and certain situations.

2) We all have self-esteem issues. Show me someone who doesn't and I show you a cocky arrogant bastard.

3) Some people have a naturally higher drive than others - unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately) it has nothing to do with immaturity as we would all eventually grow out of it, and I know men and women in their fifties who are still very active. Immaturity also has nothing to with being able to tie yourself down to one sexual partner. Some people have greater difficulty at this than others. My post was about trying my utmost to limit myself to one partner and finding myself deeply unhappy (I felt like I was missing out on life). I admit (upon re-reading it) that I may have painted a blacker picture of myself than I would have liked, but it's said mostly tongue-in-cheek anyway.
(My girlfriend would sooner shoot me in the heart than put up with any form of cheating) :mp5:

Hey, look. A bandwagon.

*Is bored, therefore leaps on, made easier by the fact he took this test an aeon or so ago. Well, March, after it was updated...*

Quote doesn't have funky big text / bold etc because I'm lazy.

The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)


Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.


Your exact opposite:
The Last Man on Earth

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all fucking costs.


CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.

Intriguingly, according to the Keirsey Temprament Test, I'm eNFj (http://keirsey.com/personality/nfej.html).

IE, Teacher Idealist, which ties in relatively closely (to my bizarre eye, at any rate) to the DGLMm thing on OkCupid, leading me to wonder if the Keirsey principles are incorporated into the test.

Yeah, I don't believe I'm one of those Teacher Idealist things, either.

As far as the truth of the other... Uh. I'm just not commenting. >.>

I am a Slow Dancer (That's appropriate, I really do love the foxtrot). An INFJ according to Kiersey.

Any free Maids Of Honour or Sonnets out there? :-P

I'm the Boy Next Door, oddly enough.
I seriously didn't see it coming.

The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMf)

Deliberate = Makes decisions carefully. Is aware of consequences. Takes time to think things through.

Gentle = Kind, considerate, less selfish than average. Cares about the happiness of other people.

Love = Love is primary objective (as opposed to sex).

Master = Seasoned, refined, possessing perspective and thorough knowledge (as opposed to dreamer).

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.

We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.

Your exact opposite:

Half-cocked
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The 5-Night Stand, The Vapor Trail, The Bachelor

CONSIDER: The Gentleman, someone just like you.

The Mixed Messenger
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDm)


Just...take...the...fucking...flower...darling. The Mixed Messenger apologizes again.

You're looking for love, but you'll always maintain your independence. You're prepared for a real commitment, but it's also likely that you're ambitious, which creates a certain romantic tension and ambivalence within you. So although you can be very affectionate to someone, you are also capable of pulling some dubious shit.

Your exact opposite:
The Playboy

Random Gentle Sex Master
In a relationship, you're usually the emotional leader. With your friends, you're a little bit more part of the pack. You're well-liked but you're not the uninhibited type, so the spotlight's often on someone else. In both social and romantic situations, however, you almost always get what you want. Influencing people is something you do very well.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Playstation, The Peach

CONSIDER: The Priss

That's me alright. That's why I'm a bacholar and probably will remain one.