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Okay...sooo....I get Terrorist Cakes. everyone else, pick amongst yourselves.What, so now you're setting up an NS dating service? o.O

I got the Last Man on Earth thing. Someone hold me. :(

I got the Last Man on Earth thing. Someone hold me. :(
Ugh no, I wouldn't hold you if you were the last m... - well no, I'm just messing with you. Awww. :p

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach
Your exact opposite: The 5-Night Stand





Can't say I'm suprised by that.

Btw, good guys finish last. And that's a fact. Girls don't want guys who want to have a family, they want to be free to "be all they can be". And I'm almost not bitter :rolleyes:
I am walking proof of that myself. Fucking BS really.

Reminds me of that joke about companies saying you got all the qualities they want for an employee, but they wont hire you. Instead they'll call you occasionally to bitch about the other people they hired instead.

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)


Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.


Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

The List of Everybody So Far

Lady Results
- The Peach (avoid False Messiah, consider Loverboy, Playboy, Boy Next Door): Kazcaper, Grainne Ni Malley, Bitchkitten,

Boy Results
- The Boy Next Door (avoid Nymph, consider Maid of Honor, Peach):The Plutonian Empire
I don't know who to choose. I don't know Kazcaper, I've known BK for a year, and I don't see GNM around much anymore.

EDIT: But I think I'll take Ilie regardless of the results. ;) :D

The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)

Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

I think the april fools joke has gotten to everybody's head...

Matching people off and what not. :eek:

The Mixed Messenger - Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDm)

http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DBLDm.gif

Just...take...the...fucking...flower...darling. The Mixed Messenger apologizes again.

You're looking for love, but you'll always maintain your independence. You're prepared for a real commitment, but it's also likely that you're ambitious, which creates a certain romantic tension and ambivalence within you. So although you can be very affectionate to someone, you are also capable of pulling some dubious shit.

In a relationship, you're usually the emotional leader. With your friends, you're a little bit more part of the pack. You're well-liked but you're not the uninhibited type, so the spotlight's often on someone else. In both social and romantic situations, however, you almost always get what you want. Influencing people is something you do very well.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Playstation, The Peach

CONSIDER: The Priss

O-kay. So that's me, huh? Mmh. Crazy :D

It's the winning personality that does it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/akaiyume/paula02.jpg
Wowzerz! Very attractive lady, you are. Hit on you, I must! :D

Btw, good guys finish last. And that's a fact. Girls don't want guys who want to have a family, they want to be free to "be all they can be". And I'm almost not bitter :rolleyes:
Some immature girls are like that, true. You need to broaden your horizons, Grasshopper! :)

well... considering that Smunkeeville and Glitz are taken, that only leaves Peechland.

and for her, I would never club over the head, but would offer instead...
http://home.att.net/~btlotz5/dtp5/Hibiscus_peach.jpg
(a Peach Hibiscus)
Will you stop posting pics that create a horizontal scrollbar! [ hits you repeatedly over the head with a CD copy of Photoshop! ] :p

It's the winning personality that does it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/akaiyume/paula02.jpg

Works for me ;)

What, so now you're setting up an NS dating service? o.O

Nah, I just wanted TC. I figured everyone else would follow anyways.

Some immature girls are like that, true. You need to broaden your horizons, Grasshopper! :)

What makes you a master now?

What makes you a master now?

Being 62 years old with some experience with women through the ages?

Being 62 years old with some experience with women through the ages?

O.O
I'm pretty experienced for being 18.....I think. XD

Being 62 years old with some experience with women through the ages?
Eut's ONLY 62 years old?! :eek:

My GRANDMA is older than THAT, wuss. :p

Eut's ONLY 62 years old?! :eek:

My GRANDMA is older than THAT, wuss. :p

My grandpa's 63 *shrug* 62 is only his earthly age. His existence actually spans the life of the universe.

Btw, good guys finish last. And that's a fact. Girls don't want guys who want to have a family, they want to be free to "be all they can be". And I'm almost not bitter :rolleyes:

Girls want to date a bad boy, then change them so they can settle down with them. Here, you DO have the advantage. Just act like a bad boy until you have the girl you want, then act like her eventual efforts to change you into the settling-down kind are working. She'll treasure you for life because she'll think she beat the system.

I answered their quiz, right up until they asked me for my email address. They're asking way too much information. I've done a bunch of these online quizes and there's no good reason for them to require my email address to give me an answer.

It's almost as bad as the What's Your Mother's Maiden Name thread in the General Forum.

You don't have to give your email address. Just skip over that stuff.

Girls want to date a bad boy, then change them so they can settle down with them. Here, you DO have the advantage. Just act like a bad boy until you have the girl you want, then act like her eventual efforts to change you into the settling-down kind are working. She'll treasure you for life because she'll think she beat the system.


Thanks. Now you tell me.

Girls want to date a bad boy, then change them so they can settle down with them. Here, you DO have the advantage. Just act like a bad boy until you have the girl you want, then act like her eventual efforts to change you into the settling-down kind are working. She'll treasure you for life because she'll think she beat the system.
Oh, GROAN! That's possibly the worst advice I have ever read on here. Any sort of deception ( translation: dishonesty ) is the very best way to destroy a relationship. :rolleyes:

I think the april fools joke has gotten to everybody's head...

Matching people off and what not. :eek:
LOL! Hey! Whatever works for those who can't handle the job on their own! ;)

What makes you a master now?
A vast store of valuable experience, oh Skeptical One! :D

Being 62 years old with some experience with women through the ages?
Bingo! :D

Oh, GROAN! That's possibly the worst advice I have ever read on here. Any sort of deception ( translation: dishonesty ) is the very best way to destroy a relationship. :rolleyes:
But, is acting like a bad boy dishonest? Don't we all have a little bad boy in us? Some repress it more than others, is all ;)

Eut's ONLY 62 years old?! :eek:

My GRANDMA is older than THAT, wuss. :p
LOL! Well, all you have to do is wait around awhile. Things change. :p

As far as I have read the threa, I am the only one to get:

The Hornivore.

No, there's a few others. There are some who have just one so far, such as the Mixed Messenger.

My grandpa's 63 *shrug* 62 is only his earthly age. His existence actually spans the life of the universe.
Wise you are. Reward you, I must!

[ Backs dump truck full of cookies to your doorstep. Hits bed-tilt lever. ]

Cookies you now have. Enjoy, you will. :D

i am not sure if the new test is in fact better...
yep worse than last time.

Yeah, I got a worse result when they changed it. I used to be the Wild Rose. Now I look like a nutjob.

But, is acting like a bad boy dishonest? Don't we all have a little bad boy in us? Some repress it more than others, is all ;)
"Repression" is still dishonesty; mostly toward yourself. :p

Hmm... Smunkee's married, and I don't really know the others too well. GNM and Clarisbrooke seem nice. Well, ladies? I'm cute, I'm funny.

I don't think they're online, so just pick one. Look at their profiles or something. But you'd better have something nice to offer like JuNii did!

Wise you are. Reward you, I must!

[ Backs dump truck full of cookies to your doorstep. Hits bed-tilt lever. ]

Cookies you now have. Enjoy, you will. :D

ME TO!

The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)
ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach

*

Yeah, well, I'm sceptical towards tests.

I don't think we even HAVE a Window Shopper on here. Most of the ladies so far fit into just a few categories.

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer....[see first page]

Are you setting up another NS dating service, or what?

Just for fun, as is this entire forum. :p

And I'm posting on the internets! :D

Who to pick... WYTYG? I've probably read more of her posts than the others. The three hour commute would take some getting used to though. :D

Alright, Shotagun and Whereyouthinkyougoing...unless she's already picked somebody else. Got anything to offer, Shotagun?

LOL! Hey! Whatever works for those who can't handle the job on their own! ;)

If they can't handle the job on their own then they shouldn't have the right to claim anybody.

Although, I'm a little worried about the people who say they jest, but mean it seriously. So many people who will hook up with anything that has a spine... :eek:

"Repression" is still dishonesty; mostly toward yourself. :p
Is it? I repress my lustful intentions, but I don't deny having them. It's part of being socialized, isn't it?
edit: Am I confusing repression with self-restraint?

I got the Last Man on Earth thing. Someone hold me. :(

You're not the only one, don't worry. I must say that most of the lady profiles do not specifically say to avoid you, so take what you can and run.

I am the kind of partner that gives a 1.76 carat diamond ring on our wedding. :P

Something like this!
http://diamondnexuslabs.com/jewelry/images/Revelry_A.jpg

I'm truely a gentleman!

I am walking proof of that myself. Fucking BS really.

Reminds me of that joke about companies saying you got all the qualities they want for an employee, but they wont hire you. Instead they'll call you occasionally to bitch about the other people they hired instead.

Companies call you to bitch about the people they hired instead? That is a first.

...wait a minute...another lurker? Is this the best thread ever or something? Thank you for posting!

I don't know who to choose. I don't know Kazcaper, I've known BK for a year, and I don't see GNM around much anymore.

EDIT: But I think I'll take Ilie regardless of the results. ;) :D

Looks like I've got an online boyfriend! *flattered* Looks like you have a monopoly on me unless somebody challenges you. Then we'll have to see who wins. :eek:

How much am I enjoying this? It's so medieval!

Wise you are. Reward you, I must!

[ Backs dump truck full of cookies to your doorstep. Hits bed-tilt lever. ]

Cookies you now have. Enjoy, you will. :D

*ahem* TEH WOOTS!

Alright, Shotagun and Whereyouthinkyougoing...unless she's already picked somebody else. Got anything to offer, Shotagun?
I like your thinking, Ilie! :p

But yeah, things just might not work out for us after the abortion thread... :p

I don't think they're online, so just pick one. Look at their profiles or something. But you'd better have something nice to offer like JuNii did!


I'll pick GNM, and offer her these...



http://img415.imageshack.us/img415/5230/diamonds0ht.png (http://imageshack.us)

Wowzerz! Very attractive lady, you are. Hit on you, I must! :D

Looks like we have an unorthodox match, people, as in neither type is mentioned on the results: Eutrusca claims Claret Rose. Is this okay with both parties? You'd better give her something nice, Eutrusca...she could have any man on here except the Mixed Messenger. I think there's only one of those here.

Wise you are. Reward you, I must!

[ Backs dump truck full of cookies to your doorstep. Hits bed-tilt lever. ]

Cookies you now have. Enjoy, you will. :D
Totally OT, but I like how you switch between Yoda and Kwai Chiang Caine's sensei. :D

Oh, GROAN! That's possibly the worst advice I have ever read on here. Any sort of deception ( translation: dishonesty ) is the very best way to destroy a relationship. :rolleyes:

I think the worst advice you could give somebody here is to follow the advice of somebody you've never even met in person. That encompasses us both. Happy?

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)


Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.


Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

Noooo!

But, is acting like a bad boy dishonest? Don't we all have a little bad boy in us? Some repress it more than others, is all ;)

Exactly! Besides, nobody can tell me that a little mystery is bad for a relationship. Sometimes you need to keep them guessing just a little bit so they don't just use you up and throw you away when they're done.

I am the kind of partner that gives a 1.76 carat diamond ring on our wedding. :P

Something like this!
http://diamondnexuslabs.com/jewelry/images/Revelry_A.jpg

I'm truely a gentleman!So being a gentleman equates with spending stupid amounts of money on circular pieces of silver with a piece of carbon studded on some part of the ring of the d-block metal? Great. That really makes the whole institution of marridge seem worthwhile. Fun.

Fine a 9.75 carat diamond ring. How about that! Does that prove eternal love? It will be any color she wishes to, even yellow or blue diamond!

I think the worst advice you could give somebody here is to follow the advice of somebody you've never even met in person. That encompasses us both. Happy?
Good advice ;)

I am the kind of partner that gives a 1.76 carat diamond ring on our wedding. :P

Something like this!
http://diamondnexuslabs.com/jewelry/images/Revelry_A.jpg

I'm truely a gentleman!

Oh my! And who do you claim with that lovely picture of a ring?

I like your thinking, Ilie! :p

But yeah, things just might not work out for us after the abortion thread... :p

Oh, I'm sorry. Well, wytyg, do you have another boy that you'd like to pick? Or are you window shopping?

ME TO!
Wise you are not:
What makes you a master now?
No cookies, will you get. Repent in sackcloth and ashes, you must! ;)

So being a gentleman equates with spending stupid amounts of money on circular pieces of silver with a piece of carbon studded on some part of the ring of the d-block metal? Great. That really makes the whole institution of marridge seem worthwhile. Fun.

Actually that ring is $405.

Armand Broussard Designer Princess Cut Three Stone Ring. Elegant, hand tooled metal-work, the hallmark of seminal designer Armand Broussard, and three glimmering Princess-Cut gemstones in this stunning Victorian-inspired baroque ring. Side gemstones stones will be sized proportionally to center gemstone stone. Please select 14K Solid Gold color, ring size, and gemstone size from the drop down lists below before adding to shopping cart. Available in white or yellow 14K Solid Gold only as shown in images.

I'll pick GNM, and offer her these...



http://img415.imageshack.us/img415/5230/diamonds0ht.png (http://imageshack.us)

Very nice! Grainne Ni Malley and Maineiacs it is, unless she's already chosen somebody else. ...I wouldn't be worried, she doesn't seem to post very often. ;)

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Noooo!

I don't know why everybody is so upset about getting this result...it's the most common, and pretty desireable if you notice the results of most of the ladies here. Chill!

I don't know why everybody is so upset about getting this result...it's the most common, and pretty desireable if you notice the results of most of the ladies here. Chill!

Notice its not an ideal match either. :P

So being a gentleman equates with spending stupid amounts of money on circular pieces of silver with a piece of carbon studded on some part of the ring of the d-block metal? Great. That really makes the whole institution of marridge seem worthwhile. Fun.

Don't be silly, nobody actually needs a diamond. This just a little fun. You may choose to give your bride and her family a goat, or perhaps a weaving loom. Or! ...the ability to cook pancakes on Saturdays. It's all good!

Fine a 9.75 carat diamond ring. How about that! Does that prove eternal love? It will be any color she wishes to, even yellow or blue diamond!

And who did you want to give it to?

I am the kind of partner that gives a 1.76 carat diamond ring on our wedding. :P

Something like this!
http://diamondnexuslabs.com/jewelry/images/Revelry_A.jpg

I'm truely a gentleman!

So is the somewhat large diamond compensating for lack of something else?

So is the somewhat large diamond compensating for lack of something else?

Oh, give him a break, he's just being nice. I don't see anybody here offering their "chosen ones" a huge penis.

Is it? I repress my lustful intentions, but I don't deny having them. It's part of being socialized, isn't it?
edit: Am I confusing repression with self-restraint?
Confusing them, you are.

Repression implies a lack of self-knowledge and an unwillingness to deal with your true nature. Repression almost always results in a degree of frustration, and will almost always come out in other ways, some of them very bizzare. :eek:

Sef-restraint implies at least a degree of self-knowledge, and a desire to avoid acting on those portions of it you have either been led to believe, or have decided, are inappropriate in a given set of circumstances.

The wise person makes a supreme effort to know him/herself, to decide which of her/his urges are appropriate in a given situation, and then to act upon only those which will have a positive effect on both him/herself and any others involved. :)

Oh, give him a break, he's just being nice. I don't see anybody here offering their "chosen ones" a huge penis.
ROFLMAO!! I would, but modesty forbids! :D

Exactly! Besides, nobody can tell me that a little mystery is bad for a relationship. Sometimes you need to keep them guessing just a little bit so they don't just use you up and throw you away when they're done.
If you are involved in some way with anyone who would "use you up and throw you away when they're done," you are being most unwise with your choices. Fifty-yard penalty for being stoopid! :D

Actually that ring is $405.$405 might not be a lot to you, but it's a lot to me. :p (USD right?)
Don't be silly, nobody actually needs a diamond. This just a little fun. You may choose to give your bride and her family a goat, or perhaps a weaving loom. Or! ...the ability to cook pancakes on Saturdays. It's all good!
Teaching someone how to cook pancakes? Now that IS useful and TASTY and FREE and probably doesn't exploit miners in Africa.

ROFLMAO!! I would, but modesty forbids! :D
Since when has that stopped you?

Fine a 9.75 carat diamond ring. How about that! Does that prove eternal love? It will be any color she wishes to, even yellow or blue diamond!
Blue-white is the most expensive. ;)

And who did you want to give it to?

My wife. :D



So is the somewhat large diamond compensating for lack of something else?
*checks trousers* Umm....nope. I think she'll prefer this prize over the diamond, but you can't show off this piece of God's handiwork in public. I'm a gentleman, GENTLE-MAN, I express my love through gifts and actions, besides every woman wants to show off what a good man she has, you know, rub it in the face of someone who they distaste or think is inferior.

Since when has that stopped you?

Aye, just pretend it's La Dame. YOu get your creepiest then :p

Looks like we have an unorthodox match, people, as in neither type is mentioned on the results: Eutrusca claims Claret Rose. Is this okay with both parties? You'd better give her something nice, Eutrusca...she could have any man on here except the Mixed Messenger. I think there's only one of those here.
One cannot "claim" another person, oh Impetuous One. :p

Confusing them, you are.

Repression implies a lack of self-knowledge and an unwillingness to deal with your true nature. Repression almost always results in a degree of frustration, and will almost always come out in other ways, some of them very bizzare. :eek:

Sef-restraint implies at least a degree of self-knowledge, and a desire to avoid acting on those portions of it you have either been led to believe, or have decided, are inappropriate in a given set of circumstances.

The wise person makes a supreme effort to know him/herself, to decide which of her/his urges are appropriate in a given situation, and then to act upon only those which will have a positive effect on both him/herself and any others involved. :)

If you're both still going on about my "bad boy changed to good boy" thing, I guess I'll go ahead and clarify. Don't do anything you absolutely don't want to do! If you pretend you're really athletic and into Xtreme sports to get a girl, that's not going to work at all. But if you're some college kid who is a nice guy and you're wondering why you're not getting any booty, just go out and have some damn fun. Live it up as much as you can!

This has several benefits. First of all, you will be enjoying yourself and living a full life. Second, you will be meeting fun people (and fun girls) that you can hang out with. Finally, you may just get the reputation of a bad boy, which is highly attractive to some girls. If you do not want the kind of girls who think a little wildness is attractive, don't do this! It's all about what you're really looking for, you know?

...then, you do that "miraculous changeover" thing, if you've still got it in you. But try to keep a little bit of that bad boy in you alive, just for your own sake. It's good to come out of yourself once in a while.

Oh, give him a break, he's just being nice. I don't see anybody here offering their "chosen ones" a huge penis.

You shouldn't make fun of the males, in this thread, lack of penis. :eek:

Geeze, that's not very kind.

If you are involved in some way with anyone who would "use you up and throw you away when they're done," you are being most unwise with your choices. Fifty-yard penalty for being stoopid! :D

Well, here we're clashing in our beliefs. I think that any person is capable of getting bored and tired of somebody else.

I think the worst advice you could give somebody here is to follow the advice of somebody you've never even met in person. That encompasses us both. Happy?
Yes, but it has nothing to do with what you just posted. :)

Advice is one of those things you will either decide is correct, or ignore. Which you choose to do should have nothing to do with whether you have met the advisor in person. Tell me you have rejected out of hand all advice from the authors of all the books you have read and I'll concede the point. :)

$405 might not be a lot to you, but it's a lot to me. :p (USD right?)

Teaching someone how to cook pancakes? Now that IS useful and TASTY and FREE and probably doesn't exploit miners in Africa.

Exactly! Don't just offer goods, try services.

I'll pick GNM, and offer her these...



http://img415.imageshack.us/img415/5230/diamonds0ht.png (http://imageshack.us)

Trying to buy her, eh?

I offer one potato, á la bash.org.

Blue-white is the most expensive. ;)

They actually sell blue-white diamonds. It doesn't cost anymore then the others actually. Yellow, blue, white, pink, etc. :cool:

The Slow Dancer

My wife. :D



*checks trousers* Umm....nope. I think she'll prefer this prize over the diamond, but you can't show off this piece of God's handiwork in public. I'm a gentleman, GENTLE-MAN, I express my love through gifts and actions, besides every woman wants to show off what a good man she has, you know, rub it in the face of someone who they distaste or think is inferior.

Cute, alright, Asbena is officially off the market. Go give her your meat package right now, okay?

Well, here we're clashing in our beliefs. I think that any person is capable of getting bored and tired of somebody else.
Of course. Just as any person can decide for themselves that boredom is temporary, but that relationships can last forever ... should both parties so choose.

it in the face of someone who they distaste or think is inferior.

The type of women who choose gentlemen do not flaunt their material possessions because of complete distaste. They may flaunt it to show how much you care for them, but not to be childish.

@ Eut

Much to learn, they do.

You shouldn't make fun of the males, in this thread, lack of penis. :eek:

Geeze, that's not very kind.

I wasn't trying to be mean...I'm not sure how you interpreted that, but if that's the best you can do, then really play it up! It's called marketing, people.

*checks trousers* Umm....nope. I think she'll prefer this prize over the diamond, but you can't show off this piece of God's handiwork in public. I'm a gentleman, GENTLE-MAN, I express my love through gifts and actions, besides every woman wants to show off what a good man she has, you know, rub it in the face of someone who they distaste or think is inferior.So you're saying your fiance is a cow? Nice way to describe your future wife. You don't think your fiance can live up to the standards of a gentleman eg. not being a bitch and a braggart to her collegues and friends and associates?

They actually sell blue-white diamonds. It doesn't cost anymore then the others actually. Yellow, blue, white, pink, etc. :cool:
Which makes a very good argument for the blue-white ones, since the others ( if they are indeed the same price where you shop ) are overpriced. It's just a better deal. :)

Teaching someone how to cook pancakes? Now that IS useful and TASTY and FREE and probably doesn't exploit miners in Africa.

It doesn't exploit any miners. Its feeds scientists and their big machines that make these beautiful 'Fuck you's to Da Beer's and his oppressive monopoly. They should have continental for a type of person. I am starting to sound like one just about now? Anyone want me? :D

Endless love! :fluffle:

Exactly! Don't just offer goods, try services.
Yeah, it's a service economy, after all!

I wasn't trying to be mean...I'm not sure how you interpreted that, but if that's the best you can do, then really play it up! It's called marketing, people.


Argh.... Ilie. The first comment was a joke, the second comment was a joke.

And I don't need marketing, If 99.9% of the people in here even attempt to touch me I'm going to pull out the Kamas. :p

Yes, but it has nothing to do with what you just posted. :)

Advice is one of those things you will either decide is correct, or ignore. Which you choose to do should have nothing to do with whether you have met the advisor in person. Tell me you have rejected out of hand all advice from the authors of all the books you have read and I'll concede the point. :)

Okay, I think things are getting too serious here. Eutrusca, I bow to your infinite wisdom and I'm sorry you think that I mean everything I say here. I'll try to stop...do you think there's a Foolers Anonymous group on NS?

And for anybody on here who thinks that 1) I truly believe that this quiz is completely accurate, and/or 2) that I think it is a good idea to randomly match people up with it, then I am so, SO sorry. I just wanted to have a little fun. If anybody is mad at me, I extend an open invitation for public floggings.

*waits in giddy anticipation*

Looks like I've got an online boyfriend! *flattered* Looks like you have a monopoly on me unless somebody challenges you. Then we'll have to see who wins. :eek:

How much am I enjoying this? It's so medieval!
If i'm lucky, no one challenges me, and it gets serious IRL. :fluffle: :D

So you're saying your fiance is a cow? Nice way to describe your future wife. You don't think your fiance can live up to the standards of a gentleman eg. not being a bitch and a braggart to her collegues and friends and associates?

Omg, Infinite Dunes, please take that back. Do you realize you just called the woman he loves a bitch? I don't want people to be angry here. :(

Argh.... Ilie. The first comment was a joke, the second comment was a joke.

And I don't need marketing, If 99.9% of the people in here even attempt to touch me I'm going to pull out the Kamas. :p

Are you angry at me for joking? Or are you angry at me for thinking that you were NOT joking? I am confused.

So you're saying your fiance is a cow? Nice way to describe your future wife. You don't think your fiance can live up to the standards of a gentleman eg. not being a bitch and a braggart to her collegues and friends and associates?

I just said my wife. Who will probably be a Japanese sweetie who has only A cup and has a love of anime and tendancy to hyperactivity. She will also be my mental equivolent. ^-^ You need to make your partner feel special, this is just one of the 10,000 ways to please a woman.

Which makes a very good argument for the blue-white ones, since the others ( if they are indeed the same price where you shop ) are overpriced. It's just a better deal.

Yep. ^-^

Yeah, it's a service economy, after all!
Yes, but some services cannot be spoken of in public. See my comment above about how many ways I know to please a woman. (Sex = #1, Diamond = #2....etc)

If i'm lucky, no one challenges me, and it gets serious IRL. :fluffle: :D

From what I can tell, there are some people here who are getting angry at me. I don't think anybody but you wants to fluffle me today.

Okay, I think things are getting too serious here. Eutrusca, I bow to your infinite wisdom and I'm sorry you think that I mean everything I say here. I'll try to stop...do you think there's a Foolers Anonymous group on NS?

And for anybody on here who thinks that 1) I truly believe that this quiz is completely accurate, and/or 2) that I think it is a good idea to randomly match people up with it, then I am so, SO sorry. I just wanted to have a little fun. If anybody is mad at me, I extend an open invitation for public floggings.

*waits in giddy anticipation*
Pubic floggings do sound fun . . oh, wait . . . ermm . . .

They actually sell blue-white diamonds. It doesn't cost anymore then the others actually. Yellow, blue, white, pink, etc. :cool:
I stand ( sit? ) corrected. The less "color" a stone has, the more expensive it is, even for blue-white diamonds:

"The "color" of a diamond refers to its degree of "yellowness." The ideal diamond is completely colorless, and therefore it will be the most expensive." (http://www.diamondreview.com/tutor/4cs/tutor_4cs_color.shtml)

It doesn't exploit any miners. Its feeds scientists and their big machines that make these beautiful 'Fuck you's to Da Beer's and his oppressive monopoly. They should have continental for a type of person. I am starting to sound like one just about now? Anyone want me? :D

Endless love! :fluffle:There are people that know how to make diamonds? Well thay've been keeping that secret for long time.

From what I can tell, there are some people here who are getting angry at me. I don't think anybody but you wants to fluffle me today.
Ah, shucks! :fluffle:

@ Eut

Much to learn, they do.
Heh! Actually, it would be more like "Much to learn, they have," but who's quibbling grammar? ;)

From what I can tell, there are some people here who are getting angry at me. I don't think anybody but you wants to fluffle me today.
Awwww, why they mad at you? :(

From what I can tell, there are some people here who are getting angry at me. I don't think anybody but you wants to fluffle me today.
Angry, I am not! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Fluffled you, I have! :D

There are people that know how to make diamonds? Well thay've been keeping that secret for long time.
Just from you, apparently. Compress carbon enough, and voila! From burned toast to diamond!

I stand ( sit? ) corrected. The less "color" a stone has, the more expensive it is, even for blue-white diamonds:

"The "color" of a diamond refers to its degree of "yellowness." The ideal diamond is completely colorless, and therefore it will be the most expensive." (http://www.diamondreview.com/tutor/4cs/tutor_4cs_color.shtml)

Well it looks like they also sell colorless. (it is a PURE diamond after all and has no impurities that will cause the color to change)

Just browse for yourself, they have many to chose from, you get better responses if you call though. http://diamondnexuslabs.com/jewelry/index.php

Ah, shucks! :fluffle:
:eek: I've got competition!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just from you, apparently. Compress carbon enough, and voila! From burned toast to diamond!
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/11.09/diamond.html

There are people that know how to make diamonds? Well thay've been keeping that secret for long time.

Uhh....not really...I've know about it for years..

Ah, shucks! :fluffle:

! *gasp* You are my second fluffle. ...do you even know me? Do you know my hopes, my dreams, the breed of my dog? Do you really want to challenge The Plutonian Empire, who is very mighty and prefers NS over cleaning his room? You are a brave man!

...now let's see what happens...

Angry, I am not! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Fluffled you, I have! :D

Good lord, I'm going to be known as the village whore at this rate. (Thank you my dear, that was very nice of you. I was starting to get worried!)

! *gasp* You are my second fluffle. ...do you even know me? Do you know my hopes, my dreams, the breed of my dog? Do you really want to challenge The Plutonian Empire, who is very mighty and prefers NS over cleaning his room? You are a brave man!

...now let's see what happens...
:p

I just said my wife. Who will probably be a Japanese sweetie who has only A cup and has a love of anime and tendancy to hyperactivity. She will also be my mental equivolent. ^-^ You need to make your partner feel special, this is just one of the 10,000 ways to please a woman.So you don't actually have a fiance right now, and you're just going to get her that ring, whether she likes silver or not? Whether she wants a diamond ring or not? So virtually no personalisation of the gift other than the colour of the rock? Okay... I also find it dubious how you specify a nationality for your future wife.

Good lord, I'm going to be known as the village whore at this rate. (Thank you my dear, that was very nice of you. I was starting to get worried!)
ROFLMAO!

"Village whore," you most assuredly are not.

Worried, you should not be. :D

:eek: I've got competition!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just from Curious Inquiry...Eutrusca already claimed Claret Rose, so I think it was just a 3-fluffle stand.

:eek: I've got competition!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nope, not my type. I still like her tho. Yer not jealous of just a lil fluffle are you?

! *gasp* You are my second fluffle. ...do you even know me? Do you know my hopes, my dreams, the breed of my dog? Do you really want to challenge The Plutonian Empire, who is very mighty and prefers NS over cleaning his room? You are a brave man!

...now let's see what happens...
Sadly, I'm not mighty. I'm a 5'2 115 pound wuss. :(

So you don't actually have a fiance right now, and you're just going to get her that ring, whether she likes silver or not? Whether she wants a diamond ring or not? So virtually no personalisation of the gift other than the colour of the rock? Okay... I also find it dubious how you specify a nationality for your future wife.

Hey, maybe he's into Japanese ladies. I can dig it.

Just from Curious Inquiry...Eutrusca already claimed Claret Rose, so I think it was just a 3-fluffle stand.
Read my post about no one being able to "claim" anyone, you have not.

A "3-fluffle stand," sense it does not make!

[ God, this Yoda thing is getting tiresome! ] LOL!

Good lord, I'm going to be known as the village whore at this rate. (Thank you my dear, that was very nice of you. I was starting to get worried!)

Eh, we're just waiting for our gals to come along. :fluffle:

So you don't actually have a fiance right now, and you're just going to get her that ring, whether she likes silver or not? Whether she wants a diamond ring or not? So virtually no personalisation of the gift other than the colour of the rock? Okay... I also find it dubious how you specify a nationality for your future wife.

Is specifing Canadian also dubious?

ROFLMAO!

"Village whore," you most assuredly are not.

Worried, you should not be. :D

HAHAHAHA

...thank you. I definitely just pictured us sharing a hearty laugh over some tankards of ale. Today must be medieval day.

Sadly, I'm not mighty. I'm a 5'2 115 pound wuss. :(
Do you play chess?

Sadly, I'm not mighty. I'm a 5'2 115 pound wuss. :(

Oh no, I am 5'9" and 145 lbs (which is perfect for my height, thank you, if anybody was about to call me fat).

...well, at least I am a wuss. I have to find the lightest bowling ball when I play.

Nope, not my type. I still like her tho. Yer not jealous of just a lil fluffle are you?

Who?

Do you play chess?
Used to a few years ago. Not anymore.

HAHAHAHA

...thank you. I definitely just pictured us sharing a hearty laugh over some tankards of ale. Today must be medieval day.
I love ale! And in a tankard yet? W00t! :D

You know, I often wonder whether, if all us NS Generalites got together, we would ever stop laughing! :D

Yes, but some services cannot be spoken of in public. See my comment above about how many ways I know to please a woman. (Sex = #1, Diamond = #2....etc)

If the second highest thing that gives the women you are with pleasure, is a diamond, then in the words of Mr.T. "I Pity tha Fool"

From what I can tell, there are some people here who are getting angry at me. I don't think anybody but you wants to fluffle me today.

Nobody is angry, everybody just keeps being sarcastic, and you keep thinking they are angry.

Heh! Actually, it would be more like "Much to learn, they have," but who's quibbling grammar? ;)

I'm alright with not speaking Yoda correctly. I speak Italian well, and women think I'm a gentlemen without me waving diamonds around.

I stand ( sit? ) corrected. The less "color" a stone has, the more expensive it is, even for blue-white diamonds

The color isn't the only thing that determines a diamonds worth. Of course Karat does, however, the cut and clarity also determine the diamonds worth. A fair cut, S12 Clarity, D color (D color being the purest color, J being the least pure) is going to cost less then a Signature Ideal cut, with FL clarity with J color. In the end, clarity affects the worth more so then the color.

Read my post about no one being able to "claim" anyone, you have not.

A "3-fluffle stand," sense it does not make!

[ God, this Yoda thing is getting tiresome! ] LOL!

Yeah, time to ditch that. And have you noticed that none of this makes sense? Hello!

Nope, not my type. I still like her tho. Yer not jealous of just a lil fluffle are you?
Oy, ye got a "type"? Pray tell. :p

Oh no, I am 5'9" and 145 lbs (which is perfect for my height, thank you, if anybody was about to call me fat).

...well, at least I am a wuss. I have to find the lightest bowling ball when I play.
It sounds to me like TPE is just the right height . . .;)

Oh no, I am 5'9" and 145 lbs (which is perfect for my height, thank you, if anybody was about to call me fat).

...well, at least I am a wuss. I have to find the lightest bowling ball when I play.
What's wrong with height differences? ;) :fluffle: :D

Just from you, apparently. Compress carbon enough, and voila! From burned toast to diamond!Oh... I knew that part... but making a machine that is able to compress the carbon enough is the tough part :p

It sounds to me like TPE is just the right height . . .;)
Oh DO tell what you mean by that.... ;) :D

I love ale! And in a tankard yet? W00t! :D

You know, I often wonder whether, if all us NS Generalites got together, we would ever stop laughing! :D

Well, I am thinking there would be a lot of laughing, then there would be some punching, then a lot more laughing. Some people would be thrown out of windows. We're such a spirited group.

The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf)

Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.

These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.

You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Playboy, The Loverboy

CONSIDER: The Manchild

huh...it is eeriely accurate.

Who?
You, Miss Sudden Departure ;)

Nobody is angry, everybody just keeps being sarcastic, and you keep thinking they are angry.

Oh shit, I'm an idiot. ...or was I being sarcastic also? :cool:

The intARweb is confusing sometimes.

Used to a few years ago. Not anymore.
Meh. Thought it might be a way to settle things w/o any size/weight advantage :p

I love ale! And in a tankard yet? W00t! :D

You know, I often wonder whether, if all us NS Generalites got together, we would ever stop laughing! :D
Only long enough to break up the next fight ;)

I'm a gentleman....I am experienced with women. Also I played cupid and was successful. (Hehe....a very very bad cupid! ;) :eek: ) Sadly....more men are attracted to me then women.

huh...it is eeriely accurate.

I was expecting Priss, Heh, figures. It explains so much :p

huh...it is eeriely accurate.

Oh, are you the one Eutrusca gets naughty with? Nice to meet you! And I'm glad you like the quiz...it IS eerily accurate. You've been added to the results list for claiming, should you so choose to claim or be claimed.

Oy, ye got a "type"? Pray tell. :p
See updated OP. Too bad you're the Priss ;)

You, Miss Sudden Departure ;)

! *suddenly departs*

Oh, are you the one Eutrusca gets naughty with? Nice to meet you! And I'm glad you like the quiz...it IS eerily accurate. You've been added to the results list for claiming, should you so choose to claim or be claimed.

and don't worry, I've picked TC already, and Eut...is with someone else, so you're safe.

P.S. Just read a bit of "Choose Wisely" to see what La Dame has been doing to us. ;)

Oh, are you the one Eutrusca gets naughty with? Nice to meet you! And I'm glad you like the quiz...it IS eerily accurate. You've been added to the results list for claiming, should you so choose to claim or be claimed.

What post is said list on?
Also I want to claim/be claimed asap! *beats off all the hot guys that want him with a stick* HELP ME!

Oh... I knew that part... but making a machine that is able to compress the carbon enough is the tough part :p
Done in the '70s, I believe. And ever since, of course. Mostly for indurstrial purposes.

Oh, are you the one Eutrusca gets naughty with? Nice to meet you! And I'm glad you like the quiz...it IS eerily accurate. You've been added to the results list for claiming, should you so choose to claim or be claimed.

I'm the Priss, remember? I don't want to be claimed. I'm the one claiming others. :p

! *suddenly departs*
*chases after you* ;) :fluffle: :D

Oh DO tell what you mean by that.... ;) :D
IN YOUR FACE!

Done in the '70s, I believe. And ever since, of course. Mostly for indurstrial purposes.

*Sigh* We grow them to. 1/10th atmospheric pressure, its very simple. ^-^

What post is said list on?
Also I want to claim/be claimed asap! *beats off all the hot guys that want him with a stick* HELP ME!

It's on the very first post of this thread, and I'm pretty sure I've added everybody so far. I've been asking you a million times, who do you want to claim?

What post is said list on?
Also I want to claim/be claimed asap! *beats off all the hot guys that want him with a stick* HELP ME!

the first post.

Have you skipped the New Testament to the present day now, trying to get people to worship you? that was fast.

I'm the Priss, remember? I don't want to be claimed. I'm the one claiming others. :p

Well, don't let ME stop you. Go ahead! And "choose wisely" is the hugest thread ever, I refuse to read it. What have you been doing to these good people, Belle Dame?

and don't worry, I've picked TC already, and Eut...is with someone else, so you're safe.

P.S. Just read a bit of "Choose Wisely" to see what La Dame has been doing to us. ;)

I didn't do anything to you, other than stab you in the heart and cut off your head....and stab JuNii blind...and turn Eut into a stone statue...wait, that was another thread.

Nevermind.

the first post.

Have you skipped the New Testament to the present day now, trying to get people to worship you? that was fast.

You could claim your god, eh?

Well, don't let ME stop you. Go ahead! And "choose wisely" is the hugest thread ever, I refuse to read it. What have you been doing to these good people, Belle Dame?

not the whole thing, just a few of the recent pages ;)

What post is said list on?
Also I want to claim/be claimed asap! *beats off all the hot guys that want him with a stick* HELP ME!
Are you sure that's how you want to phrase that?
*gives Absena some time for thought*

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)


Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach


That's what i've got...

Well, don't let ME stop you. Go ahead! And "choose wisely" is the hugest thread ever, I refuse to read it. What have you been doing to these good people, Belle Dame?

well... I WOULD claim someone, but I'm afraid god will unleash his wrath on me then....

Are you sure that's how you want to phrase that?
*gives Absena some time for thought*

XD!

*chases after you* ;) :fluffle: :D

You are too much! Why are you so into me? I'm just a nerd who is sarcastic to everybody then thinks they're mad when they get sarcastic back.

You Ilie! Or Peechland. XD

You are too much! Why are you so into me? I'm just a nerd who is sarcastic to everybody then thinks they're mad when they get sarcastic back.
Because you're lucky? ;)

You are too much! Why are you so into me? I'm just a nerd who is sarcastic to everybody then thinks they're mad when they get sarcastic back.

Eh, We tend to like nerds here, and Fass has desensitized us to sarcasm anyways.

I'm a gentleman....I am experienced with women. Also I played cupid and was successful. (Hehe....a very very bad cupid! ;) :eek: ) Sadly....more men are attracted to me then women.

Don't worry, gay men always think I'm gay and attempt to hit on me. Straight people and Lesbians always know I'm straight but those gay men. :eek:


*beats off all the hot guys that want him with a stick*

Hahahahaha....:p

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)




Hey, thanks for joining the ranks! Feel free to claim somebody if you so choose.

You are too much! Why are you so into me? I'm just a nerd who is sarcastic to everybody then thinks they're mad when they get sarcastic back.
I'm too much for you? :eek: :( lol.

Why? I've seen your pics in one of the other threads. :)

You Ilie! Or Peechland. XD

I'm afraid Peech has been taken by JuNii. (oh my...)

I'm too much for you? :eek: :( lol.

Why? I've seen your pics in one of the other threads. :)

Link me. I want to see Ilie's pics.

Yeah, time to ditch that. And have you noticed that none of this makes sense? Hello!
And this would be different from most of what's posted on General how?? :D

Link me. I want to see Ilie's pics.

My god, she'll scratch my eyes out.

the first post.

Have you skipped the New Testament to the present day now, trying to get people to worship you? that was fast.

If that was the case God would rewrite the ten commandments to one: "GOD NEEDS BOOZE" Following in the path of such demi-gods as Bender. Or I could go the opposite and start saying everything is okay like the Catholic church is heading now. :p

People already worship my body.....though it scares me. What do you think would Jesus would say if he realized everyone in church drinks his blood (wine) and prays? Or as Homer put it...."He must have been wasted every 24/7!"

And this would be different from most of what's posted on General how?? :D

That's my point. Wait, what is? Crap.

If that was the case God would rewrite the ten commandments to one: "GOD NEEDS BOOZE" Following in the path of such demi-gods as Bender. Or I could go the opposite and start saying everything is okay like the Catholic church is heading now. :p

People already worship my body.....though it scares me. What do you think would Jesus would say if he realized everyone in church drinks his blood (wine) and prays? Or as Homer put it...."He must have been wasted every 24/7!"

Hahaha! Yeah! Bender is MY god.

Don't worry, gay men always think I'm gay and attempt to hit on me. Straight people and Lesbians always know I'm straight but those gay men. :eek:




Hahahahaha....:p

I'm Bi....but they won't stop even when I am not interested!

OMG I SAID SOMETHING SOOO BAD! *shoots self, but cannot die because he is God and Death won't come!*

Oy, ye got a "type"? Pray tell. :p
Speaking of "types," you have a message in your in-box, you sexy thang you! :D

If that was the case God would rewrite the ten commandments to one: "GOD NEEDS BOOZE" Following in the path of such demi-gods as Bender. Or I could go the opposite and start saying everything is okay like the Catholic church is heading now. :p

People already worship my body.....though it scares me. What do you think would Jesus would say if he realized everyone in church drinks his blood (wine) and prays? Or as Homer put it...."He must have been wasted every 24/7!"

But you told me to worship coffee...So am I to worship coffee AND booze along with you? This is getting confusing. :confused:

Well, I am thinking there would be a lot of laughing, then there would be some punching, then a lot more laughing. Some people would be thrown out of windows. We're such a spirited group.
Can you say "spritied free for all," boys and girls? :D

My god, she'll scratch my eyes out.

No, I won't. I only kill/decapitate horny boys/men who don't know when to shut up.

Only long enough to break up the next fight ;)
LOL! Nahh! Most of us on here would calm down considerable if we ever got together in RL. :D

My god, she'll scratch my eyes out.

There's always that risk with her.

But you told me to worship coffee...So am I to worship coffee AND booze along with you? This is getting confusing. :confused:

No, you worship me. Be a good girl. God loves you, my child. :fluffle:
Coffee and booze are worshipped by heathens. :p

No, I won't. I only kill/decapitate horny boys/men who don't know when to shut up.

Oh, shit. Show us your picture then!

LOL! Nahh! Most of us on here would calm down considerable if we ever got together in RL. :D

Do you want to be quoted on that? The total assembly of Generalites in real life would probably be the thing that destroys the earth...

Oh, shit. Show us your picture then!

I took all but one off the internet because Dinverg keeps on putting them at random places.

LOL! Nahh! Most of us on here would calm down considerable if we ever got together in RL. :D

Not me. Well, maybe. Hard to say, really.

... turn Eut into a stone statue ...
It was only partially successful! :D

No, I won't. I only kill/decapitate horny boys/men who don't know when to shut up.

Speaking of not knowing when to shut up, you wanna see La Dame Ilie?

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/LaDame.jpg

I took all but one off the internet because Dinverg keeps on putting them at random places.

*waves* HiiiiIIii ^_^

No, you worship me. Be a good girl. God loves you, my child. :fluffle:
Coffee and booze are worshipped by heathens. :p

YAY! God loves me! Does that mean I'm not going to hell?

That's my point. Wait, what is? Crap.
LOL! :D

Speaking of not knowing when to shut up, you wanna see La Dame Ilie?

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/LaDame.jpg

! Oh my, you're so pretty! I imagined a 59 year old woman with her hair pulled back so tight it served as a facelift. And red lipstick. Blood red.

It was only partially successful! :D

Damn it. *takes out katana and chases Eut with it*

Do you want to be quoted on that? The total assembly of Generalites in real life would probably be the thing that destroys the earth...
ROFLMAO! Ya THINK? :D

YAY! God loves me! Does that mean I'm not going to hell?

Of course not!

Ilie! OMG SO CUTE! KAWAIII! <3 Glad I picked you first. :D Ilie will be the holy mother! :fluffle:

Speaking of not knowing when to shut up, you wanna see La Dame Ilie?

wtf! You saved my pic onto your photobucket? GAH!

Damn it. *takes out katana and chases Eut with it*
[ runs while laughing hysterically! ] :D

! Oh my, you're so pretty! I imagined a 59 year old woman with her hair pulled back so tight it served as a facelift. And red lipstick. Blood red.

Aye, now you understand why I put myself through the trouble ^_^

! Oh my, you're so pretty! I imagined a 59 year old woman with her hair pulled back so tight it served as a facelift. And red lipstick. Blood red.

I thought Dina was a black guy. >.> XD

wtf! You saved my pic onto your photobucket? GAH!

Well, I didn't want to take your bandwidth...

! Oh my, you're so pretty! I imagined a 59 year old woman with her hair pulled back so tight it served as a facelift. And red lipstick. Blood red.

don't know about the 59 year old woman part, but I do have blood red lipstick. It serves to creepy people out quite often.

wtf! You saved my pic onto your photobucket? GAH!

I think this is one of the first times I ROFLed in real life.

Speaking of not knowing when to shut up, you wanna see La Dame Ilie?

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/LaDame.jpg
Is that a smilie face on your shirt or are you just happy to see me?

I thought Dina was a black guy. >.> XD

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http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/DSC00511.jpg

I thought Dina was a black guy. >.> XD

He's not? Whoa.

don't know about the 59 year old woman part, but I do have blood red lipstick. It serves to creepy people out quite often.

Lada is that YOUR picture?! If so you will live with God! :o

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http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/DSC00511.jpg

O.O I was right. ^-^
Nice baby face. :D

I thought Dina was a black guy. >.> XD

He is!

Black guy = Dina

Asian chick = me.

Of course not!

Ilie! OMG SO CUTE! KAWAIII! <3 Glad I picked you first. :D Ilie will be the holy mother! :fluffle:

! My goodness. Thank you! ...but you're not the person who picked me first, The Plutonian Empire did. Since Eut and Curious Inquiry backed out of the running under threat of death by him, you will have to compete alone. Beware his icy stare and mighty chess prowess!

I think this is one of the first times I ROFLed in real life.

thanks for laughing at my pain. It truly is quite creepy.

He is!

Black guy = Dina

Asian chick = me.

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :D
Ladamesansmerci.....God LOVES you!

Lada is that YOUR picture?! If so you will live with God! :o
Can we then worship her at the Church of Our Lady Without Thanks?

Lada is that YOUR picture?! If so you will live with God! :o

This is all your fault, Dina. :mad:

I'm supposed to be a grumpy old woman living with her 1998 cats.

Entirely optional - totally amazing:cool:

That's my test result-If there is such a thing

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :D
Ladamesansmerci.....God LOVES you!

As do I, which is why I have to hate you....I do. but I don't bother with it much, cuz I've still got TC. :p

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :D
Ladamesansmerci.....God LOVES you!

um...thanks?

Can we then worship her at the Church of Our Lady Without Thanks?

Without mercy. :p

This is all your fault, Dina. :mad:

I'm supposed to be a grumpy old woman living with her 1998 cats.

Oh honey...I wouldn't let that happen to you. ;)

This is all your fault, Dina. :mad:

I'm supposed to be a grumpy old woman living with her 1998 cats.

Why would you be a grumpy old woman? You're youthful and spiteful and funny, hardly an old woman.

Without mercy. :p
That is in fact how I usually worship :p

*walks off*
Why dont you love me??
:(

Oh honey...I wouldn't let that happen to you. ;)
Too late!

thanks for laughing at my pain. It truly is quite creepy.

Not really, I have so much random crap in the non-kirby sub-album anyways.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/X-masDragon.png
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/RevNES.png
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/Fingerarmpainting.bmp


http://s4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/

[ runs while laughing hysterically! ] :D

stop that laughing. you're about to die! You're supposed to be crying!

stop that laughing. you're about to die! You're supposed to be crying!

Ah, we just love to get attention from you. ^_^

Why would you be a grumpy old woman? You're youthful and spiteful and funny, hardly an old woman.
Sadly, it is possible to embody such, when only chronologically 17 :(

Entirely optional - totally amazing:cool:

That's my test result-If there is such a thing

What? No.

Sadly, it is possible to embody such, when only chronologically 17 :(

We should try to fix that.

Why would you be a grumpy old woman? You're youthful and spiteful and funny, hardly an old woman.

Going to be. Youth and humour disappears, leaving only spite. So I can scare neighbourhood kids and get away with it.

stop that laughing. you're about to die! You're supposed to be crying!

I see samurai/ninja potentional in you. :D
Eut! Fear the divine justice of God through the blade of Lada's katanna!

*walks off*
Why dont you love me??
:(

We do love you! Why don't you choose a lady to inflict your love upon and see what happens?

We do love you! Why don't you choose a lady to inflict your love upon and see what happens?

Inflict. LOL! A fitting way to be for Last man on Earth.

Going to be. Youth and humour disappears, leaving only spite. So I can scare neighbourhood kids and get away with it.

I still say we won't let that happen *nod*

Inflict. LOL! A fitting way to be for Last man on Earth.

I think they were too harsh on poor Ruffino. Maybe he just needs to learn and grow from this experience...one of those "ghost of christmas future" sort of things

I see samurai/ninja potentional in you. :D
Eut! Fear the divine justice of God through the blade of Lada's katanna!

*blade starts to glow blood red*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*blade starts to glow blood red*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I prefered the creepy giggle.

I think they were too harsh on poor Ruffino. Maybe he just needs to learn and grow from this experience...one of those "ghost of christmas future" sort of things

Or he can just kill everybody on the earth and TRULY be the last man.

Link me. I want to see Ilie's pics.
We'll need Ilie's permission before I post a link to her pics on her photobucket.

*looks towards Ilie*

May I?

I think it more applies to the, "Not if you were the last man on earth!" way of things. Meaning he's so hard to be with, even procreation is out of the question!

I think they were too harsh on poor Ruffino. Maybe he just needs to learn and grow from this experience...one of those "ghost of christmas future" sort of things
Mayke I should take the quiz again?

Mayke I should take the quiz again?

It is too late! XD
Try, but be truthful still. :P

We'll need Ilie's permission before I post a link to her pics on her photobucket.

*looks towards Ilie*

May I?

Oh, go ahead. But just pick ONE. I figured I lost the right to withhold picture-viewing rights when I posted it on a public forum.

Or he can just kill everybody on the earth and TRULY be the last man.
After I take the quiz, you can help me recreate the human population :fluffle:

stop that laughing. you're about to die! You're supposed to be crying!
ROFLMAO! Noo way, Jose! :p

I rather suspect that I actually will go to my grave with the remnants of a smile on my face. :D

Mayke I should take the quiz again?

Maybe what you should do is think long and hard about things you will try to work on about yourself that might be hard to live with (or procreate with) and THEN retake the test. If your result still doesn't change, seek the wisdom of a smart lady to tell you what to work on. They always know.

After I take the quiz, you can help me recreate the human population :fluffle:

sorry, but I'd rather the human race goes extinct. We've done more bad than good being here.

May I?
PROPER USAGE! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I see samurai/ninja potentional in you. :D
Eut! Fear the divine justice of God through the blade of Lada's katanna!
Nahh, although her SN name DOES end with "without mercy!" :D