NationStates Jolt Archive

Oh, it will be, I'm sure. 'Night!

The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)


Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.


Your exact opposite:
The Billy Goat

Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach

The Dirty Little Secret
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSMf)

Innocent but fundamentally sexual, like the word "finger". You are the Dirty Little Secret.
Few women have the confidence for sex mastery, and among nice girls, like you, it's almost unheard of. So congratulations. You've had plenty of adventures, but you've remained a kind, thoughtful person. Your friends appreciate your exploits. They even live vicariously through you.
You seek pleasure, but you're not irresponsible. You are organized and cautious, and you choose your lovers wisely. One, you don't like dirtbags. And two, you like to maintain control. Or at least lose it selectively. You might notice that older men single you out. They have an eye for your sensual nature. Take it as a compliment.
You enjoy making people happy, and it's inevitable that many guys will fall harder for you than you for them. You're not completely comfortable in a serious, long-term relationship right now. Our guess is that the key to extended happiness will be finding a responsible, but kinky, mate.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Hornivore, The Manchild, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Bachelor, The Backrubber

That is sweet! Maineiacs...what do you say?



Tentative yes. Let's see if Bitchkitten can top it. *I am also an attention whore :) *

The Window Shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDf)

Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.

You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come.

Your exact opposite:
The Stiletto

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.

Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.


BEWARE: The Hornivore

CONSIDER: The Gentleman, The Loverboy, The Boy Next Door

Tentative yes. Let's see if Bitchkitten can top it. *I am also an attention whore :) *


I don't mind. I'm probably not suitable for you anyway. I'm a 32-year old mom and I have a boyfriend, but it was nice to be considered anyway.

Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.

We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.


Your exact opposite:
The Vapor Trail

Random Brutal Love Master

Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.

Though you're not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.

************************************************

I'm not so sure about that; I may just be in one of my moods. If I'd had to guess, I would have thought Gentleman or Last Man on Earth.

I don't mind. I'm probably not suitable for you anyway. I'm a 32-year old mom and I have a boyfriend, but it was nice to be considered anyway.


Well, we're close in age (I'm 38), and the single mom thing doesn't bother me, but the "already have a boyfriend" part could be...problematic. :D

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)


Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.


Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

I'm not sure how accurate that all is. I think it might have been thrown off a bit because I'm a little, ok quite, anti-social, in the general takes a lot to warm up to people feels a bit nervous around them way, and haven't ever really dated. So for the looking for love one I think its not so much that as I'm uncomfortable around people so any one I'm likely to get involved with will most likely be someone I'm kind of close to. I think they also overestimated the gentle factor, 'cause as I get to know people I tend to be a bit more sarcastic and snarky and just in general more willing to show my sense of humor, which can be a little harshly sarcastic. Random and dreamer do fit, though that might just be the ADD;)

Oh, and the creepy man next door comment is a little, hell a lot, insulting.

The 5-Night Stand
Deliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSMm)


Compassionate, loving, and understanding, but only for one business week, you are The 5-Night Stand.

Sex is your primary objective, and you are a skilled manipulator. Therefore, you get LOTS of ass. Most likely, you juggle many women at once; you care about all of them a lot, but each of them a little. It adds up, right? One love.

You're not dishonest with people, exactly. It's unlikely, for instance, you'd actually say "I love you," just to get laid; and you might even go as far as explaining "I'm not ready for a commitment" to a potential partner. Of course, when you say it, you'd smile that special smile, like you two have an inside joke. Her.

The secret of your success? Every nice person has an instinct to fix the broken dirtbag within you. Women especially have this instinct, because deep down they want their sons to be evil, a genetic advantage.

To wit, your most likely occupations are stock broker, lawyer, and photographer. You are a hard worker, because power and success turn you on.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------

The thing is, I don't get any ass - my standards are too high, I don't sleep around with the sluts who throw themselves at me. How ironic.

By the way, I don't think this result is possible with the newest version of the OkCupid test.

By the way, I don't think this result is possible with the newest version of the OkCupid test.
Newest version? This is the "Totally new, Spring 2006." version, so I think it is the newest.

I got tagged as the Vapor Trail, the Random Brutal Love Master:

Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?

What about now?

Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.

You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:

http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/vapor_graph_her.gif

Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.

FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure

I've come to update and that's it. Have a lovely day and keep at it!

Well....5 night stand is new...

Well....5 night stand is new...

Indeed! Anybody want him?

Indeed! Anybody want him?

Well luckily for him, Aerou is of escpecially suitable choice.

Hmmm....

The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)

Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach

Well, the thread is dying, but I just want y'alls to know that I'm still updating the results.

Well, the thread is dying, but I just want y'alls to know that I'm still updating the results.
Maybe it's dying because you rejected me? ;)

Just joking. lol.

Maybe it's dying because you rejected me? ;)

Just joking. lol.


Or 'cause I got stood up.

Or 'cause I got stood up.

Hey, you're the one who changed your pick. Should have stayed the course!

Indeed! Anybody want him?

Course not! O.o

Hey, you're the one who changed your pick. Should have stayed the course!


GNM said she's taken, Bitchkitten seems to have disappeared.

GNM said she's taken, Bitchkitten seems to have disappeared.

Aww..... ;-; Get her back lover-boy!

Course not! O.o

Luckily for you, I'm not into that whole guy on guy thing, Gentleman. By the way, who is this elusive Aerou whom I so frequently hear about?

Luckily for you, I'm not into that whole guy on guy thing, Gentleman. By the way, who is this elusive Aerou whom I so frequently hear about?

That was not towards you lol! *comfort*
I got Lada anyways. :p

Well, the thread is dying, but I just want y'alls to know that I'm still updating the results.
Thanks for the warning! :p

Thanks for the warning! :p

I don't see this thread as dying....we still have many many more matches to do! :) And mine is workin. :o

The Dirty Little Secret
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSMf)

Innocent but fundamentally sexual, like the word "finger". You are the Dirty Little Secret.
Few women have the confidence for sex mastery, and among nice girls, like you, it's almost unheard of. So congratulations. You've had plenty of adventures, but you've remained a kind, thoughtful person. Your friends appreciate your exploits. They even live vicariously through you.
You seek pleasure, but you're not irresponsible. You are organized and cautious, and you choose your lovers wisely. One, you don't like dirtbags. And two, you like to maintain control. Or at least lose it selectively. You might notice that older men single you out. They have an eye for your sensual nature. Take it as a compliment.
You enjoy making people happy, and it's inevitable that many guys will fall harder for you than you for them. You're not completely comfortable in a serious, long-term relationship right now. Our guess is that the key to extended happiness will be finding a responsible, but kinky, mate.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Hornivore, The Manchild, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Bachelor, The Backrubber
ROFLMFAO!!!! OMG! ROFL! :D

[ bolded for emphasis ]

Maybe men don't have personalities as complex as women's when it comes to dating and relationships.
This is generally true. Congratulations. :)

So far we have no Nymphs. I'd love to know what one is so I can avoid them like the test said I should.

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)


Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)

ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy

Hmm...Now we gotta get Rit/Nat to take this test, eh? ;)

I don't see this thread as dying....we still have many many more matches to do! :) And mine is workin. :o
Kewl. Best of luck to ya! :D

I don't see this thread as dying....we still have many many more matches to do! :) And mine is workin. :o

*suspicious looks* what do you mean by that?

*suspicious looks* what do you mean by that?
I think he means that being "The Gentleman" is working for him somehow. Perhaps someone has snapped him up? :D

I think he means that being "The Gentleman" is working for him somehow. Perhaps someone has snapped him up? :D

*sigh* you do realize by that "someone" he means me, right?

At least I think that's what he means...

*sigh* you do realize by that "someone" he means me, right?

At least I think that's what he means...

Yup, most likely. *nodnod*

*sigh* you do realize by that "someone" he means me, right?

At least I think that's what he means...
So there were two out of a very small handfull of "Gentlemen" on here attempting to hit on you? Gee! Don't you feel honored?? :D

So there were two out of a very small handfull of "Gentlemen" on here attempting to hit on you? Gee! Don't you feel honored?? :D

And a Slow Dancer! *nod*

So there were two out of a very small handfull of "Gentlemen" on here attempting to hit on you? Gee! Don't you feel honored?? :D

Actually, I do. But you aren't really hitting on me anymore (please don't start again), which makes my life on General a LOT less creepy. :D

Asbena on the other hand...well, I started worshipping him as god...

Actually, I do. But you aren't really hitting on me anymore (please don't start again), which makes my life on General a LOT less creepy. :D

I helped too! Don't get a "thank you" for getting bored of it, I imagine?

*sigh* you do realize by that "someone" he means me, right?

At least I think that's what he means...

Lada :o

^-^

Asbena on the other hand...well, I started worshipping him as god...
*honored*
^-^"

Lada :o

^-^


*honored*
^-^"

*bows to his godly-ness* :p

*bows to his godly-ness* :p

*Hugs!*
This is a good thread. :fluffle:

*Hugs!*
This is a good thread. :fluffle:

because you get to use that smilie? :p

because you get to use that smilie? :p
Yes to fluffle you. :fluffle:

Yes to fluffle you. :fluffle:

A worthy goal indeed.

Yes to fluffle you. :fluffle:

I'm very curious what would happen if I fluffled you back VERY earnestly...

Then I realize I really don't want to know...:p

I'm very curious what would happen if I fluffled you back VERY earnestly...

Then I realize I really don't want to know...:p

Well, I for one would get the equivalent of "hot and bothered". but that's just me. Ask Eut what would happen to him.

And a Slow Dancer! *nod*
wow! :D

I'm very curious what would happen if I fluffled you back VERY earnestly...

Then I realize I really don't want to know...:p

Well I am a Gentleman...
So you'd probably end up in my arms and later in bed and then I'd make to breakfast in bed or something....then kiss you goodbye and give you a hand-made bento box lunch for work and I'd go to school and be waiting for you when you got home!

Actually, I do. But you aren't really hitting on me anymore (please don't start again), which makes my life on General a LOT less creepy. :D
[ weeps softly ] :(

Well I am a Gentleman...
So you'd probably end up in my arms and later in bed and then I'd make to breakfast in bed or something....then kiss you goodbye and give you a hand-made bento box lunch for work and I'd go to school and be waiting for you when you got home!

...Well...I'd...I'd slowly romance her...and...umm...Care about her...and stuff...>_> Dang. Slow Dancer is...nice...but uneventful.

[ weeps softly ] :(

Well, on the one hand, she's smiling towards you now, that's always a bonus right?

...Well...I'd...I'd slowly romance her...and...umm...Care about her...and stuff...>_> Dang. Slow Dancer is...nice...but uneventful.

Gentlemen care and are passionate and compassionate! Think James Bond without work. :P Our lives are very interesting!

Well, on the one hand, she's smiling towards you now, that's always a bonus right?

Always a plus....means she may not dislike you now! O.o

Well I am a Gentleman...
So you'd probably end up in my arms and later in bed and then I'd make to breakfast in bed or something....then kiss you goodbye and give you a hand-made bento box lunch for work and I'd go to school and be waiting for you when you got home!

awww...:fluffle: that's so sweet! If it was only less cliche...

Gentlemen care and are passionate and compassionate! Think James Bond without work. :P Our lives are very interesting!

Yeah, but you guys are the type that hold a door open for the pretty one then let it slam on the ugly. :p

[ weeps softly ] :(

Did I hurt your feeling? *hugs to make up for it?*

Always a plus....means she may not dislike you now! O.o

I never disliked him. He just creeped me out.

awww...:fluffle: that's so sweet! If it was only less cliche...

To get fluffled by La Dame....You have to be like Asbena? *shudder*

Well, I for one would get the equivalent of "hot and bothered". but that's just me. Ask Eut what would happen to him.
Can you say "nuclear meltdown," boys and girls? :D

I never disliked him. He just creeped me out.

And me!...I helped...>_>;

And me!...I helped...>_>;
I take back all those nice things I've been saying about you! :p

awww...:fluffle: that's so sweet! If it was only less cliche...

FINE! After so we'll sit on the couch and snuggle and watch the best anime series (shoujo is fine....like Loveless (shounen-ai warning) or Ai no Kusabi (YAOI)) or watch some other series/movie or whatever and just have a good time. Cause I am VERY easy going. :fluffle:

Asbena on the other hand...well, I started worshipping him as god...
How could Asbena be a God, if he sends you off to work whilst he goes to school?

I take back all those nice things I've been saying about you! :p

Well, you have the old man factor, you've obviously been creepier than me, by inherent creepiness. I just don't want anyone to forget I was around then too.

FINE! After so we'll sit on the couch and snuggle and watch the best anime series (shoujo is fine....like Loveless (shounen-ai warning) or Ai no Kusabi (YAOI)) or watch some other series/movie or whatever and just have a good time. Cause I am VERY easy going. :fluffle:

Does that mean you won't scream your head off if I force you to watch Gravitation? *GASP!* :eek:

How could Asbena be a God, if he sends you off to work whilst he goes to school?

He's poisining her mind, clearly. She used a fluffle for crying out loud!

How could Asbena be a God, if he sends you off to work whilst he goes to school?

I have lots of gods. He's just one of them. Besides, I'll be at school too, he just doesn't know it yet. *creepy stalker music* :p

Well, you have the old man factor, you've obviously been creepier than me, by inherent creepiness. I just don't want anyone to forget I was around then too.
What ... EVER! Humpfh! :p

I have lots of gods. He's just one of them. Besides, I'll be at school too, he just doesn't know it yet. *creepy stalker music* :p

FOUL! You call us out for creepiness then you get the music?

He's poisining her mind, clearly. She used a fluffle for crying out loud!

I've used fluffles before. You've just never seen them.

Does that mean you won't scream your head off if I force you to watch Gravitation? *GASP!* :eek:

WHAT! GIMME NOWS! Gravitation must watch! :o
Besides Loveless is like Gravitation. :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loveless_(anime)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitation_(anime)

I've used fluffles before. You've just never seen them.

Feh...>_> You're lucky I'm not actually that creepy and haven't gone through all your posts...

Feh...>_> You're lucky I'm not actually that creepy and haven't gone through all your posts...

Jolt only lets you do 100 at a time....and 100 most recent to.

WHAT! GIMME NOWS! Gravitation must watch! :o
Besides Loveless is like Gravitation. :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loveless_(anime)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitation_(anime)

YAY! Shounen-ai goodness. :D You got any places where I can download some episodes of Loveless? (can't be Kazaa or Limewire or Bit Torrent. They'll destroy my computer.)

Jolt only lets you do 100 at a time....and 100 most recent to.

*shrug* That's 8.3% of her posts, and I'd expect it to be in the most recent ones, as NS slowly warps her mind.

Jolt only lets you do 100 at a time....and 100 most recent to.
Speaking of posts, you appear to have been awful busy the past two months, with over 3,000 posts. Yikes!!

YAY! Shounen-ai goodness. :D You got any places where I can download some episodes of Loveless? (can't be Kazaa or Limewire or Bit Torrent. They'll destroy my computer.)

I have Bitlord....but I guess I could always transfer them to you, provided you have a way and a time. XD

YAY! Shounen-ai goodness. :D You got any places where I can download some episodes of Loveless? (can't be Kazaa or Limewire or Bit Torrent. They'll destroy my computer.)
BitTorrent doesn't destroy computers. If any one person gets a virus in the file, that part of the file fails a check and doesn't get put into use in your computer. Unless the file starts with a virus, which is almost impossible as it'd get deleted ASAP, you can't get viruses from BT. Unless that's not what you meant?

BitTorrent doesn't destroy computers. If any one person gets a virus in the file, that part of the file fails a check and doesn't get put into use in your computer. Unless the file starts with a virus, which is almost impossible as it'd get deleted ASAP, you can't get viruses from BT. Unless that's not what you meant?

Aye. What she said...Yeah, nothing to add >_>

BitTorrent doesn't destroy computers. If any one person gets a virus in the file, that part of the file fails a check and doesn't get put into use in your computer. Unless the file starts with a virus, which is almost impossible as it'd get deleted ASAP, you can't get viruses from BT. Unless that's not what you meant?

you really have no idea how slow/old my computer is, do you?

(ps, TG'ed you, Asbena)

BitTorrent doesn't destroy computers. If any one person gets a virus in the file, that part of the file fails a check and doesn't get put into use in your computer. Unless the file starts with a virus, which is almost impossible as it'd get deleted ASAP, you can't get viruses from BT. Unless that's not what you meant?

The other two are bad, but Bittorrent doesn't cause everyone has pieces of the file and they all are identical.

you really have no idea how slow/old my computer is, do you?

(ps, TG'ed you, Asbena)

Ah...That, however, might be troublesome...Feh...This conversation is excessively bothersome now...Where'd TC get to? *wanders off, mumbling to himself*

Luckily for you, I'm not into that whole guy on guy thing, Gentleman. By the way, who is this elusive Aerou whom I so frequently hear about?

If you ask nicely, you'll get a pic. About half the guys on here have her pictures saved.

I don't see this thread as dying....we still have many many more matches to do! :) And mine is workin. :o

Yes, I see that this thread has taken off in a big way! I'm glad I didn't start a new thread...at this rate, I only have the energy to monitor one at a time.

If you ask nicely, you'll get a pic. About half the guys on here have her pictures saved.

Really! O.O!? That's messed up!

Really! O.O!? That's messed up!

Not really. She really is quite pretty.

*Hugs!*
This is a good thread. :fluffle:

I know you were directing this to La Belle Dame, and it has nothing to do with me, but...*flattered*

best thread evAR

Yes, I see that this thread has taken off in a big way! I'm glad I didn't start a new thread...at this rate, I only have the energy to monitor one at a time.

pfft. Who needs threads to monitor when they could be spamming all over the forum? :D

awww...:fluffle: that's so sweet! If it was only less cliche...

I don't know that most men make their lady a box lunch for work after they bed them.

Well, you have the old man factor, you've obviously been creepier than me, by inherent creepiness. I just don't want anyone to forget I was around then too.

omg, so not nice. Please don't make him cry OR make him have a nuclear meltdown, people! The continued existance of the human race is at stake.

I don't know that most men make their lady a box lunch for work after they bed them.

I think he was just trying to live up to the cliche of his "gentleman" category.

Add me to the Boy Next Door. I suppose it makes sense.

I think he was just trying to live up to the cliche of his "gentleman" category.

I know how to make a bento-box lunch. :D
Besides I'm not the typical guy to fall asleep after 'fun'. I snuggle and cuddle! I am a little odd I guess, but give me a shot and you'd be happy lol!

I know how to make a bento-box lunch. :D
Besides I'm not the typical guy to fall asleep after 'fun'. I snuggle and cuddle! I am a little odd I guess, but give me a shot and you'd be happy lol!

Eh, not that odd. Most of those in the Slow Dancer category would also be likely to do that, and lots of guys in general really. We're good with cuddling, despite television...


Wait! I left already...Feh, whatever, I had to defend our honor.

I know how to make a bento-box lunch. :D
Besides I'm not the typical guy to fall asleep after 'fun'. I snuggle and cuddle! I am a little odd I guess, but give me a shot and you'd be happy lol!

Then I'm VERY surprised no one has snatched you up yet.

Then I'm VERY surprised no one has snatched you up yet.

I'm only 18. I am in high school and live at home for the time being. I don't exactly associate myself with many girls (infact just 1 and she really likes me!)

So I am a good catch, but I don't want to fall for the bad type of girl (as I have previously 5 times and have been devastated everytime).

I think he was just trying to live up to the cliche of his "gentleman" category.

I can dig it, as long as it's not a shitty lunch. None of this "bruised apple and peanut butter sandwich with the jelly soaked through the bread" crap.

...not that it was offered to me...

Add me to the Boy Next Door. I suppose it makes sense.

Done and done! Thanks for taking the quiz! Care to select a mate?

I can dig it, as long as it's not a shitty lunch. None of this "bruised apple and peanut butter sandwich with the jelly soaked through the bread" crap.

...not that it was offered to me...

Course not, handmade rice-balls, or whatever nice perfect sandwich that is toasted (if she wants) with the crust cut off. Then a nice cold drink and some hot soup or whatever she wants.

I can cook almost anything in the mircowave btw! :D

I'm only 18. I am in high school and live at home for the time being. I don't exactly associate myself with many girls (infact just 1 and she really likes me!)

So I am a good catch, but I don't want to fall for the bad type of girl (as I have previously 5 times and have been devastated everytime).

Poor boy. :( :fluffle:?

And Ilie, I think you need The Plutonian Empires back. He chased away so many suitors for you!

I know how to make a bento-box lunch. :D
Besides I'm not the typical guy to fall asleep after 'fun'. I snuggle and cuddle! I am a little odd I guess, but give me a shot and you'd be happy lol!

WHAT is a bento-box?

Course not, handmade rice-balls, or whatever nice perfect sandwich that is toasted (if she wants) with the crust cut off. Then a nice cold drink and some hot soup or whatever she wants.

I can cook almost anything in the mircowave btw! :D

Nice! Just keep it up as you get older...some sweet 18 year olds become bitter, broken 24 year-olds. It's weird but it happens...and is usually associated with suddenly beginning a major work-out routine and changing the way you dress. I've seen that a few times.

WHAT is a bento-box?
Japanese food with various things in it. They can be very creative. :D

http://www.getinmybelly.org/graphics/28may04.jpg

Poor boy. :( :fluffle:?

And Ilie, I think you need The Plutonian Empires back. He chased away so many suitors for you!

It is impossible for one person to chase away my myriad suitors. I would need a bunch of hired goons. w00p

Japanese food with various things in it. They can be very creative. :D

http://www.getinmybelly.org/graphics/28may04.jpg

Oh! That looks tasty as hell!

Nice! Just keep it up as you get older...some sweet 18 year olds become bitter, broken 24 year-olds. It's weird but it happens...and is usually associated with suddenly beginning a major work-out routine and changing the way you dress. I've seen that a few times.

Eek! :eek:
Won't be doing that, I'll be staying sweet and compassionate forever. :)

It is impossible for one person to chase away my myriad suitors. I would need a bunch of hired goons. w00p

You can turn your myriad of suitors INTO hired goons. :p

and yes, they tastes SOOO good. I would be craving sushi if I didn't have dumplings for dinner. :p

Eek! :eek:
Won't be doing that, I'll be staying sweet and compassionate forever. :)

Good, good. *does Mr. Burns face*

Eek! :eek:
Won't be doing that, I'll be staying sweet and compassionate forever. :)

A sweet compassionate guy who doesn't mind shounen ai anime? Be still my beating heart! :p

(btw, don't know if you've seen, but I TG'd you back.)

You can turn your myriad of suitors INTO hired goons. :p

and yes, they tastes SOOO good. I would be craving sushi if I didn't have dumplings for dinner. :p

I had sushi for lunch. I don't think my suitors would be very good as hired goons...unless my other suitors are just like my former suitors, in which case it would be a stalemate.

...what am I talking about?

Oh! That looks tasty as hell!

In many animes the girl who cares for the hero is always making these if its in a modern setting. (Little sister helping bro or older sis helping little bro, or even friends..) Its an act of compassion because its unlike packing an American style breakfast. These show creativity and time and passion. Considering you traditionally make the whole platter yourself and put it in the special box and give it to them on the way out. :)

Fluffle Lada!:fluffle: :fluffle:

In many animes the girl who cares for the hero is always making these if its in a modern setting. (Little sister helping bro or older sis helping little bro, or even friends..) Its an act of compassion because its unlike packing an American style breakfast. These show creativity and time and passion. Considering you traditionally make the whole platter yourself and put it in the special box and give it to them on the way out. :)

Fluffle Lada!:fluffle: :fluffle:

Wow, we need that in American culture. Do we already? I don't know.

I had sushi for lunch. I don't think my suitors would be very good as hired goons...unless my other suitors are just like my former suitors, in which case it would be a stalemate.

...what am I talking about?

uh...then you'd have two hordes of suitors going at each other. *gasp!* A battle royale for Ilie's heart! :D

uh...then you'd have two hordes of suitors going at each other. *gasp!* A battle royale for Ilie's heart! :D

This is the most ridiculous thing anybody has ever thought about.

uh...then you'd have two hordes of suitors going at each other. *gasp!* A battle royale for Ilie's heart! :D

XD
Ranma 1/2 anyone?

This is the most ridiculous thing anybody has ever thought about.

No seriously Akane beats up about 50 guys a DAY cause she is so attractive and every boy wants her and to 'win her' they have to defeat her. Many anime have this....

I had sushi for lunch. I don't think my suitors would be very good as hired goons...unless my other suitors are just like my former suitors, in which case it would be a stalemate.

...what am I talking about?

I'm not a suitor but I make a decent hired goon. Need some legs broke?

XD
Ranma 1/2 anyone?

Okay, Ranma 1/2 is the most ridiculous thing for REAL. But it is fun!

No seriously Akane beats up about 50 guys a DAY cause she is so attractive and every boy wants her and to 'win her' they have to defeat her. Many anime have this....

Yeah, I beat up my own suitors. Then I suddenly depart.

If you ask nicely, you'll get a pic. About half the guys on here have her pictures saved.

Oh yes, you'd like that, wouldn't you? To see the mean old man ask nicely for a pic.

Hand over your booty, wench! It's plundering time!

Yeah, I beat up my own suitors. Then I suddenly depart.

You would make a wonderful Akane then. :D

Okay, Ranma 1/2 is the most ridiculous thing for REAL. But it is fun!

That's the charm. It's so ridiculous that it's funny and awesome.

Oh yes, you'd like that, wouldn't you? To see the mean old man ask nicely for a pic.

Hand over your booty, wench! It's plundering time!

Ha! I don't have them, somebody else would though. Just start posting on every single thread, "I don't care about this topic! Show me pictures of Aerou!"

That's the charm. It's so ridiculous that it's funny and awesome.

Ya go Rumiko! Wonder what kind of partner she is. :D

Ha! I don't have them, somebody else would though. Just start posting on every single thread, "I don't care about this topic! Show me pictures of Aerou!"

Eh, not worth the effort. I bet she's really a beached whale with a hideously disfigured face and cellulite buttocks, and you're all deviously scheming against me.

Eh, not worth the effort. I bet she's really a beached whale with a hideously disfigured face and cellulite buttocks, and you're all deviously scheming against me.

http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a101/AerouNS/

Eh, not worth the effort. I bet she's really a beached whale with a hideously disfigured face and cellulite buttocks, and you're all deviously scheming against me.

You are horrible!

Eh, not worth the effort. I bet she's really a beached whale with a hideously disfigured face and cellulite buttocks, and you're all deviously scheming against me.

then you're definitely missing out.

You are horrible!

Hey, my tactic was successful. She's fairly attractive.

Nice! Just keep it up as you get older...some sweet 18 year olds become bitter, broken 24 year-olds. It's weird but it happens...and is usually associated with suddenly beginning a major work-out routine and changing the way you dress. I've seen that a few times.

I'm 24...I can be bitter, but I'm not broken. Just bruised; but I'm still sweet.

Hey, my tactic was successful. She's fairly attractive.

Fairly? You're underestimating there.

Well, we're close in age (I'm 38), and the single mom thing doesn't bother me, but the "already have a boyfriend" part could be...problematic. :D


Ah, for some reason I thought you were younger. As for my boyfriend, he's still married to someone else (they've been seperated for 10 years), so I don't know if it's really problematic or not. It's one of those things that doesn't shut out other possibilities.

At the very least I don't mind making new friends. You were probably looking for more than that however... ;)

Ah, for some reason I thought you were younger. As for my boyfriend, he's still married to someone else (they've been seperated for 10 years), so I don't know if it's really problematic or not. It's one of those things that doesn't shut out other possibilities.

At the very least I don't mind making new friends. You were probably looking for more than that however... ;)


I'll settle for friends. Anything more would probably be impractical, as I'm sure you're nowhere near where I am.

Hmmm... well I was thinking Maine, which is rather far from me, but then I got to thinking about Animaniacs and considered the possibility that you lived in a Warner Brothers water tower which isn't that far away (because I live oh so close to cartoon land). With that, it is now time for me to run like crazy from my job.

Fairly? You're underestimating there.

Yes, fairly. Her body is well above average, but not as curvaceous as I'd like. Her facial features are somewhat ordinary, though pleasant. Her eyes are what draws me back, they're magnetic and... inviting. Almost like she's daring the peeping tom to continue watching.

Not surprisingly I got the Maid of Honor along with Smunkee. In another mood, I might get the Sonnet, but I've been the Maid of Honor in every version they've made, most of the time. *shrug* Ironically, I've never been the maid of honor... random bridesmaid, or the bride, but never the maid of honor. Seems I'm not sufficiently good at having female friends or something.

No seriously Akane beats up about 50 guys a DAY cause she is so attractive and every boy wants her and to 'win her' they have to defeat her. Many anime have this....

I'd beat up 50 guys a day just for fun, but it takes so much energy, and I'm just too lazy. I stick to a few a week, or so.

Hmmm... well I was thinking Maine, which is rather far from me, but then I got to thinking about Animaniacs and considered the possibility that you lived in a Warner Brothers water tower which isn't that far away (because I live oh so close to cartoon land). With that, it is now time for me to run like crazy from my job.


Got it right the first time. Maine AKA The armpit of North America.

ROFLMFAO!!!! OMG! ROFL! :D

[ bolded for emphasis ]I was wondering when you'd notice.

I was wondering when you'd notice.
Hehehe! You sly lil debbil you! :D

Yes, fairly. Her body is well above average, but not as curvaceous as I'd like. Her facial features are somewhat ordinary, though pleasant. Her eyes are what draws me back, they're magnetic and... inviting. Almost like she's daring the peeping tom to continue watching.

For one, I don't feel like a creep looking at her. I'm 24, she's 23. The only problem is that I'm nowhere near Kansas City- I'm all the way up in Toronto, and by that I mean Canada. Yes, for the record, I'm aware that there is a Toronto, Kansas- never been there though.

I like her eyes actually- so innocent yet so inviting. That's what I like about her overall- she's the prototypical "Girl Next Door": the striking beauty but approachable, not a "fake" Barbie Doll-type.

Of course, in the context of this thread, I'm not a match- I'm the Boy Next Door, she's The Stiletto. So I'll probably be left admiring from afar :(.

For one, I don't feel like a creep looking at her. I'm 24, she's 23. The only problem is that I'm nowhere near Kansas City- I'm all the way up in Toronto, and by that I mean Canada. Yes, for the record, I'm aware that there is a Toronto, Kansas- never been there though.

I like her eyes actually- so innocent yet so inviting. That's what I like about her overall- she's the prototypical "Girl Next Door": the striking beauty but approachable, not a "fake" Barbie Doll-type.

Of course, in the context of this thread, I'm not a match- I'm the Boy Next Door, she's The Stiletto. So I'll probably be left admiring from afar :(.

You don't feel like a creep looking at her? Good for you, neither do I. :rolleyes:

And yes, she certainly doesn't appear to be obsessed with her image. That's a quality I respect. Too often people let the media decide how they should look.

You don't feel like a creep looking at her? Good for you, neither do I. :rolleyes:

And yes, she certainly doesn't appear to be obsessed with her image. That's a quality I respect. Too often people let the media decide how they should look.

I don't want to be antagonistic (because I'm not), but why should I feel like a creep looking at her? Photos are there to be looked at, and I'm not looking at her like she's "a trophy"- I wish to admire her beauty, even if it's from afar.

I'll agree with you on the second point- she's not obsessed with her image, which is refreshing. My ex went on constantly about how ugly she looked, and no matter how much I tried to reassure her, it wouldn't work. That was a turnoff right there.

Eh, not worth the effort. I bet she's really a beached whale with a hideously disfigured face and cellulite buttocks, and you're all deviously scheming against me.


After careful study of the photographic evidence, I see no cellulite whatsoever. :D

After careful study of the photographic evidence, I see no cellulite whatsoever. :D

Let's give her some non-bodily accolades- she's finishing med school. That's impressive in of itself. A brainy beauty- right up my alley.

Of course, I would like none of this to take away from the other ladies here on NS- you're all great.

She's cute...but I know someone cuter. :)

Confidence is also one of the big things in a relationship, if you aren't confident or positive your just a mood killer and there ends up to be no passion. I wonder if the test actually gauges stuff like that. Confidence is one of the more important things when looking for a girl.

You can be hot as possible, but if your a drag it won't be fun or good for me.

Eh, not worth the effort. I bet she's really a beached whale with a hideously disfigured face and cellulite buttocks, and you're all deviously scheming against me.

Hey Hey Hey. There is no point in insulting Aerou, no point.

Yes, fairly. Her body is well above average, but not as curvaceous as I'd like. Her facial features are somewhat ordinary, though pleasant. Her eyes are what draws me back, they're magnetic and... inviting. Almost like she's daring the peeping tom to continue watching.

And that's a little creepy....

Of course, in the context of this thread, I'm not a match- I'm the Boy Next Door, she's The Stiletto. So I'll probably be left admiring from afar .

That description is not her, very not her.

Let's give her some non-bodily accolades- she's finishing med school. That's impressive in of itself. A brainy beauty- right up my alley.

Of course, I would like none of this to take away from the other ladies here on NS- you're all great.


I didn't know that about her. Very impressive indeed. Of course, she's a bit young for me, but hey, brains and beauty? What's not to like? Happy hunting. Meanwhile, with me pushing the big 4-0, I'm about to turn from the boy next door into Eutr-- er, I mean the creepy old man next door.

That description is not her, very not her.

You know her beyond NS?

Yes yes, we all love Aerou.

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


I guess that explains this of mine:

For Her

Clearly it is plain,
plainly it is clear,
you cannot know my pain,
but you can know my fear.

I’ve nothing left to hide now,
there's nothing to be tried now,
my heart is open wide now,
I pour my blood for you.

It’s not what I can do, now,
That’s not what it’s come to, now,
Nothing springs anew, now,
All that’s left is me.

Nothing else can I see now,
I always look at thee now,
There’s nothing you can be now
Except my love in my eyes.

They say love is oft’ a man’s demise
By following my heart I am most unwise,
And yet I choose to scorn all advise,
And think of you as my dearest prize.

I may never have the love of you, true.
I may forever long for you, true,
But let my days proclaim
As they lay dry on a barren plain,
Forever always I call your name
And may my love of you eternally frame
A pictured pose,
A scarlet rose,
So eternity knows
The path I chose.

The path I chose is painful, alas!
The path I chose is baneful, alas!
The path I chose is long, alas!
But the path I chose is strong: A lass!

And now from my troubles I am weary
Worn through turns acute and sores teary
And though the water makes my vision blurry,
Still I see you with me in the surrey
And favor with you I pray I curry,
I hope I take away each pain and worry.

Let me know if ever and if at all
My longing for you holds you in thrall
If I bother you any, freely call,
I will give it all up, abandon it all.

Nothing more can I do for you,
My words I will not chew for you,
I do all that I can do for you,
I give my pure self true, to you.

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)



Yeesh...My attention span is waaaaaay too short for that :/

Yeesh...My attention span is waaaaaay too short for that :/

I think it's cute! Thanks for taking the test.

Yeesh...My attention span is waaaaaay too short for that :/

I tend to have that effect on people ;)

You need a new attention span...or need to upgrade your multitasking Dina.
This is kinda like mine... >.>
http://www.little-gamers.com/comics/00001089.jpg

That description is not her, very not her.

So I still have a chance? Yes! I just have to figure out how to make this Kansas City-Toronto thing work- it'll be complicated. :S

I didn't know that about her. Very impressive indeed. Of course, she's a bit young for me, but hey, brains and beauty? What's not to like? Happy hunting. Meanwhile, with me pushing the big 4-0, I'm about to turn from the boy next door into Eutr-- er, I mean the creepy old man next door.

Precisely. She's beautiful and smart, the kind of person that can keep you enthralled. Like you said, what's not to like?

Yes yes, we all love Aerou.

Yeah I know- the past few pages have turned into the "Aerou Appreciation Thread"; and hey, she's a great girl so she deserves this. Where is she in all this though? I wonder if she knows of this love-in here.

So I still have a chance? Yes! I just have to figure out how to make this Kansas City-Toronto thing work- it'll be complicated. :S That's New York, Toronto thing. Or soon to be anyways.



Precisely. She's beautiful and smart, the kind of person that can keep you enthralled. Like you said, what's not to like?

Yeah I know- the past few pages have turned into the "Aerou Appreciation Thread"; and hey, she's a great girl so she deserves this. Where is she in all this though? I wonder if she knows of this love-in here.

It's not difficult to search for ones name, although, I'd be a little more worried about her thinking you were all kind of creepy instead of "loving".

That's New York, Toronto thing. Or soon to be anyways.

That *could* be a bit more manageable...I mean, it's only a $9,000 cab ride, if Conan's to be believed. :D

It's not difficult to search for ones name, although, I'd be a little more worried about her thinking you were all kind of creepy instead of "loving".

Well, I'm *trying* not to come off as creepy (and I apologize if I do)- I'm trying to appreciate her like a work of art. I will admit I feel odd discussing her without (seemingly) her knowledge, though.

It is impossible for one person to chase away my myriad suitors. I would need a bunch of hired goons. w00p
You're hiring a hit man to have me killed?! :eek: :(

It's not difficult to search for ones name, although, I'd be a little more worried about her thinking you were all kind of creepy instead of "loving".

How DO you search for a name?

You're hiring a hit man to have me killed?! :eek: :(

What? No...this got way off topic.

How DO you search for a name?
Search for what purpose? To find their forum stats?

Search for what purpose? To find their forum stats?

To be a creepy stalker and watch their every forum activity? :p

To be a creepy stalker and watch their every forum activity? :p

This all started because I wondered what Aerou herself thought of everything that's been said here...I feel bad "talking about her behind her back".

This all started because I wondered what Aerou herself thought of everything that's been said here...I feel bad "talking about her behind her back".

Shame on you! You are honorary 'Last man on earth'!

Shame on you! You are honorary 'Last man on earth'!

I am not! I didn't even start this discussion!

It can all be traced back to Ille:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10748274&postcount=1127

Blame her, not me!

*puts on shield in anticipation of fury*

Man, I only wanted to be nice...:(

*pulls out a nuclear warhead and jams it down his throat and sends him into the sun with a uber Chuck Norris kick to the crotch*

Its YOUR FAULT!:p

*pulls out a nuclear warhead and jams it down his throat and sends him into the sun with a uber Chuck Norris kick to the crotch*

Its YOUR FAULT!:p

Ouch...that sounds uber painful...

*pulls out a nuclear warhead and jams it down his throat and sends him into the sun with a uber Chuck Norris kick to the crotch*

Its YOUR FAULT!:p

:( :( I only wanted to be nice.

Have you no mercy?

:( :( I only wanted to be nice.

Have you no mercy?

Only if you forsake all evil and apologize. :)

Only if you forsake all evil and apologize. :)

I apologize and forsake all evil.

Won't stop me from admiring Aerou's beauty, though. :p

What? No...this got way off topic.
I was joking. :p

I was joking. :p

Well, you are entered in a Battle Royale for Ilie's heart, and I'm not joking. :eek:

I apologize and forsake all evil.

Won't stop me from admiring Aerou's beauty, though. :p

Aerou is good. That is acceptable. *pet pet*

Well, you are entered in a Battle Royale for Ilie's heart, and I'm not joking. :eek:
You mean I've gotta fight?! :eek:

Not a damn chance in hell.

*Presses shiny red button*

*Nuclear explosion*

There. My opponents have been vaporised. :)

I'm too lazy to fight. That's why I use nukes. :D

You mean I've gotta fight?! :eek:

Not a damn chance in hell.

*Presses shiny red button*

*Nuclear explosion*

There. My opponents have been vaporised. :)

I'm too lazy to fight. That's why I use nukes. :D

Alright. Ilie will be yours if nobody else comes back to claim her. In the meanwhile, you should probably inform her of this when she comes back to this thread.

Aerou is good. That is acceptable. *pet pet*

Yay! I just have one problem- Chuck Norris is still following me and he's scaring me...

You also haven't explained this to me... (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10729776&postcount=733)

Yay! I just have one problem- Chuck Norris is still following me and he's scaring me...

You also haven't explained this to me... (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10729776&postcount=733)

LOL! You will understand in time.

LOL! You will understand in time.

I like Rangerville though..................she hasn't come on MSN in a while, but she's a nice girl.

Something's up isn't it?

I am not! I didn't even start this discussion!

It can all be traced back to Ille:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10748274&postcount=1127

Blame her, not me!

*puts on shield in anticipation of fury*

Man, I only wanted to be nice...:(

Dude, I didn't start it...that guy asked about her.

To be a creepy stalker and watch their every forum activity? :p

So I can see if anybody is talking about me behind my back.

Alright. Ilie will be yours if nobody else comes back to claim her. In the meanwhile, you should probably inform her of this when she comes back to this thread.

He used a nuclear warhead. I'm dead too!

So I can see if anybody is talking about me behind my back.
LOL! You wish! :D

Alright. Ilie will be yours if nobody else comes back to claim her. In the meanwhile, you should probably inform her of this when she comes back to this thread.
Hey, what about me? Just because you got distracted from the topic doesn't mean I haven't been watching to see if anyone else wanted to steal her. :p

LOL! You wish! :D

Argh, it's true!

He used a nuclear warhead. I'm dead too!

No you're not. Unless he's stupid enough to leave you in the midst of your admirers...

I'm apparently a Slow Dancer, like most guys on this forum.

Dating/relationship threads always seem to go in strange directions on the Interweb....

Hey, what about me? Just because you got distracted from the topic doesn't mean I haven't been watching to see if anyone else wanted to steal her. :p

so does that mean you got rid of The Plutonian Empire?

Argh, it's true!
Hahahahaha! :D

so does that mean you got rid of The Plutonian Empire?
Not yet, but I'm willing to use every trick in the book to do so. And his nuke didn't work against me, unless Ilie's gone too, because I was right next to her when it went off. :D

Not yet, but I'm willing to use every trick in the book to do so. And his nuke didn't work against me, unless Ilie's gone too, because I was right next to her when it went off. :D
[ runs off with both Ivia and Ilie while the others are busy arguing about who shot John ] Mwahahahahaha! :D

Hey, what about me? Just because you got distracted from the topic doesn't mean I haven't been watching to see if anyone else wanted to steal her. :p

Yeah, did you guys forget? It's me and Ivia now. Sorry!

I don't want to be antagonistic (because I'm not), but why should I feel like a creep looking at her? Photos are there to be looked at, and I'm not looking at her like she's "a trophy"- I wish to admire her beauty, even if it's from afar.

I never said you should feel like a creep. You originally brought it up, which I found rather odd. In fact, I find your entire post somewhat unusual, as if you're trying too hard to appear inoffensive and benign.

Also, for those commenting about my callous presumption of Aerou's physique, it was a transparent ploy used to get people to jump to her defense and prove me wrong by posting pics, pics being my objective.

I'm trying to appreciate her like a work of art. I will admit I feel odd discussing her without (seemingly) her knowledge, though.

When you compare an absolute and complete stranger, who is not a celebrity, to a work of art (while the comparison also entails personality) it might be thought of as a little odd.

It is like me, if you had a sister, without ever meeting her and/or talking to her (I've only seen her pictures) going she is so intelligent and beautiful, she is as brilliant as a Renoir.

This screams creepy to me.

How DO you search for a name?

Go to the top of the screen and click search (it's underneath the banner that says, "Nationstates".) When it pulls a screen up, you can put the word you want to search in the left field, or if you want to search for somebody's posts, you can put their screenname in the right field.

[ runs off with both Ivia and Ilie while the others are busy arguing about who shot John ] Mwahahahahaha! :D

who's John?

who's John?
It's idiomatic. It means "arguing about trivialities." :p

When you compare an absolute and complete stranger, who is not a celebrity,

Bah, the only difference between celebrities and regular people is a paycheck and name recognition.

[ runs off with both Ivia and Ilie while the others are busy arguing about who shot John ] Mwahahahahaha! :D

[shoots Eutrusca in his left buttock with a tranquilizer dart, grinning like a madman as his prey staggers awkwardly like a downed wildebeest, toppling over into the dirt with a thud]

Bah, the only difference between celebrities and regular people is a paycheck and name recognition.

And good dental hygiene. Apart from the British clebs, of course.

[shoots Eutrusca in his left buttock with a tranquilizer dart, grinning like a madman as his prey staggers awkwardly like a downed wildebeest, toppling over into the dirt with a thud]
Nevar hattchie, GI! [ pulls the dart our of my azz and shoves it up yours! ] :D

[shoots Eutrusca in his left buttock with a tranquilizer dart, grinning like a madman as his prey staggers awkwardly like a downed wildebeest, toppling over into the dirt with a thud]
*Gets up, brushes herself off, and shoots Zanato with a grenade launcher as revenge for making Eut drop her and Ilie and get them dirty* :p

*Gets up, brushes herself off, and shoots Zanato with a grenade launcher as revenge for making Eut drop her and Ilie and get them dirty* :p
Awww! Now you're both dirty! Tsk! :D

*Gets up, brushes herself off, and shoots Zanato with a grenade launcher as revenge for making Eut drop her and Ilie and get them dirty* :p

Chuck Norris already kicked him in the crotch....before he did it at all. :D

And good dental hygiene. Apart from the British clebs, of course.

Which is, of course, due to their paychecks.

I met Alyssa Milano once in Baghdad, and she wasn't all that much better than average. I've seen better looking girls on my college campus.

He used a nuclear warhead. I'm dead too!
whoops. :(

Bah, screw it. This thread ain't getting me any RL benefits, so I"m better off dead, since no one wants me. :p

[ runs off with both Ivia and Ilie while the others are busy arguing about who shot John ] Mwahahahahaha! :D

Oh my!

Oh my!
LOL! "Oh, your" what??? ;)

Awww! Now you're both dirty! Tsk! :D

Yes, just the way Eut likes them. :p

Nevar hattchie, GI! [ pulls the dart our of my azz and shoves it up yours! ] :D

[built up an immunity to the tranquilizer effects and remains unaffected]

[trips Eutrusca and sprints into the forest, a thin piece of cloth barely covering his genitals, waving his spear hysterically and shrieking for his tribal brethren]

[built up an immunity to the tranquilizer effects and remains unaffected]

[trips Eutrusca and sprints into the forest, a thin piece of cloth barely covering his genitals, waving his spear hysterically and shrieking for his tribal brethren]

Why are you attacking Eut? You want us too?

Yes, just the way Eut likes them. :p
He's a dirty old man....what to you expect? :D

Why are you attacking Eut? You want us too?

[territorial, compulsively attacks any creature that makes sudden movements]

He's a dirty old man....what to you expect? :D

nothing else. in which case, i should probably flee anybody in the same category as he is.

*flees from god*

Though I am not old....and not too dirty....
I like shounen-ai!

Though I am not old....and not too dirty....
I like shounen-ai!

*keeps on fleeing*

btw, Loveless was not working, and it was really pissing me off, so I uninstalled Bitlord. It wasn't worth the trouble and headache.

*keeps on fleeing*

btw, Loveless was not working, and it was really pissing me off, so I uninstalled Bitlord. It wasn't worth the trouble and headache.

I'm sorry. ;-;
Use your parents computer.....:)

I'm sorry. ;-;
Use your parents computer.....:)

No, I'm not going to crash their computer again.

No, I'm not going to crash their computer again.
It won't crash! x-x

Yes, just the way Eut likes them. :p

Ah, Eut. We all love him don't we? Makes NS just that much more interesting. :)

Ah, Eut. We all love him don't we? Makes NS just that much more interesting. :)

He's odd....but odd-balls are better then no balls!

Ah, Eut. We all love him don't we? Makes NS just that much more interesting. :)

Yes! Like Salt 'n Pepa.

No, I'm not going to crash their computer again.

You won't crash the computer by using a BitTorrent client. :rolleyes:

No, I'm not going to crash their computer again.

Again? :p

You won't crash the computer by using a BitTorrent client. :rolleyes:

SEE!

Yes! Like Salt 'n Pepa.

You mean THIS Salt 'n Pepa? ;)

http://www.re-played.com/images/tn_Salt_n_pepa_-_None_of_your_business.jpg

SEE!

Doesn't matter,`considering I'm not allowed to download anything onto the computer anyway.

You mean THIS Salt 'n Pepa? ;)

http://www.re-played.com/images/tn_Salt_n_pepa_-_None_of_your_business.jpg

EWWW!

Doesn't matter,`considering I'm not allowed to download anything onto the computer anyway.

*sigh* maybe I should send you the discs. x-x

Again? :p

Yes. My parents believe I downloaded viruses along with a couple of games, and the computer got infected and stopped working properly. (We didn't have any anti-virus software installed.)

Yes. My parents believe I downloaded viruses along with a couple of games, and the computer got infected and stopped working properly. (We didn't have any anti-virus software installed.)

That's your first problem. x-x
Is it protected now?

You mean THIS Salt 'n Pepa? ;)

http://www.re-played.com/images/tn_Salt_n_pepa_-_None_of_your_business.jpg

Yes, that is SO Eut. He is to NS what Salt 'n Pepa is for the music industry.

Now THAT is an analogy you won't see on the SATs!

Yes, that is SO Eut. He is to NS what Salt 'n Pepa is for the music industry.

Now THAT is an analogy you won't see on the SATs!
And what does that mean exactly?

Yes. My parents believe I downloaded viruses along with a couple of games, and the computer got infected and stopped working properly. (We didn't have any anti-virus software installed.)

Always the chance you take with downloading. Say do you know if this site's games are any good?

http://www.gamehippo.com/

That's your first problem. x-x
Is it protected now?

my parents' computer is. Mine's not worth protecting. It freezes if you run MSN, a music program, and Internet Explorer.

And what does that mean exactly?

I think this is where you use your imagination. :fluffle:

And what does that mean exactly?

Don't question me!

I think this is where you use your imagination. :fluffle:
OH GOD! EWWW THEY BAD!

Don't question me!

I'm getting confused. Who's the god here again? :confused:

my parents' computer is. Mine's not worth protecting. It freezes if you run MSN, a music program, and Internet Explorer.

WOW....you need to invest $200 into a new comp.

Yes. My parents believe I downloaded viruses along with a couple of games, and the computer got infected and stopped working properly. (We didn't have any anti-virus software installed.)

Where did you download the games from? Viruses spread through torrents are extremely rare, that's why I ask.

Where did you download the games from? Viruses spread through torrents are extremely rare, that's why I ask.
She didn't have BT obviously. XD Kazaa...lime etc

I'm getting confused. Who's the god here again? :confused:

Well, Asbena can be a god and all, but I started the thread. Therefore, I am this thread's god.

w00p

WOW....you need to invest $200 into a new comp.

What is that supposed to mean?

Well, Asbena can be a god and all, but I started the thread. Therefore, I am this thread's god.

w00p

Now I have to worship 2 gods from NS? *bows to Ilie's god status*

She didn't have BT obviously. XD Kazaa...lime etc

Eww. Riddled with fake/infectious files and bundled with adware. :(

Well, Asbena can be a god and all, but I started the thread. Therefore, I am this thread's god.

w00p

Agreed. Do you require any sacrifices to be made in your honor?

Eww. Riddled with fake/infectious files and bundled with adware. :(

I'm sorry. But as I told Asbena before, I'm almost computer illiterate.

I'm sorry. But as I told Asbena before, I'm almost computer illiterate.

Poor lass. It's not your fault.