NationStates Jolt Archive

The List of Everybody So Far

Lady Results
- The Sudden Departure (avoid Backrubber, Gentleman, consider Vapor Trail): Ilie
- The Nurse (consider Poolboy, Playboy, avoid False Messiah, Mixed Messenger): Robot Lovers
- The Sonnet (consider Loverboy, avoid 5-Night Stand, False Messiah, Hornivore, Last Man on Earth): [NS] Simonist, Glitziness, Terrorist Cakes, The Beautiful Darkness, Anacrhs, Tweet Tweet, Kjralon, Qwystyria
- The Stiletto (consider 5-Night Stand, Batchelor, avoid Slow Dancer, Manchild): Aerou
- The Priss (avoid Playboy, Loverboy, consider Manchild): Whereyouthinkyougoing, Anti-Social Darwinism, ladamesansmerci, Lamahkae
- The Maid of Honor (avoid False Messiah, 5-Night Stand, Vapor Trail, Bachelor): Smunkeeville, Peechland
- The Peach (avoid False Messiah, consider Loverboy, Playboy, Boy Next Door): Kazcaper, Grainne Ni Malley, Bitchkitten, Carisbrooke, Dakini
- The Playstation (avoid Mixed Messenger): Claret Rose, Upper Botswavia
- Half-Cocked (avoid Slow Dancer, consider Playboy, Billy Goat): Nadkor, Nomadic Mercanaries
- Gengis Khunt (consider 5-Night Stand, Hornivore, Playboy, avoid Slow Dancer): Valori
- The Window Shopper (avoid Hornivore, consider Gentleman, Loverboy, Boy Next Door): Rangerville, Mergblanum, Krellia, Lietzenberg
- The Wild Rose (avoid Bachelor, consider Vapor Trail): Kryozerkia, Ivia
- The Dirty Little Secret (avoid Hornivore, Manchild, Last Man on Earth, consider Bachelor, The Backrubber): Oxwana

Boy Results
- The Slow Dancer (consider Maid of Honor or Sonnet, avoid Battleaxe): Cheese Penguins, Galloism, Sane Outcasts, HodRodia, Shotagun, Adjacent to Belarus, Dinaverg, Naliitr, Valori, Sonaj, Harlesburg, JuNii, The Artful Dodgers, The Half-Hidden, Kyanges, Kyronea, The Lightning Star, Kilobugya, Cromotar, Skaladora, Northrop-Grumman, Wallonochia, Keiretsu
- The Boy Next Door (avoid Nymph, consider Maid of Honor, Peach): The Tribes of Longton, Pure Metal, Galliam Returned, The Black Forrest, Secret aj man, Kanabia, Infinite Revolution, Laerod, Monkeypimp, Maineiacs, The Plutonian Empire, Darkwebz, RomeW, Antanjyl, Wolfensland, Sarkhaan, Yootopia, Neu Leonstein, Highland Island, Khadgar, Mitigation, Kiryu-Shi, The Psyker, Ice Hockey Players, Grand Maritoll, Seangolio
- The Last Man on Earth (avoid Sonnet, consider Half-Cocked, Nymph): MrMopar, Teh_pantless_hero, Il Ruffino, Tropical Sands
- The Gentleman (avoid Battleaxe, consider Maid of Honor): Asbena, Eutrusca, Marrakech II, Hobbesianland
- The Loverboy (consider Window Shopper, Peach, avoid Nymph): Sumamba Buwhan, Jello Biafra, Bertling, The Bruce, Fartsniffage, Boonytopia, Ekland
- The Playboy (avoid Priss, consider Dirty Little Secret, Nurse): Thriceaddict, Amecian
- The Pool Boy (consider Dirty Little Secret and Playstation, avoid Battleaxe, Priss): Crazed monkies, Mt-Tau, Curious Inquiry, Patra Caesar, Jester III
- The Backrubber (avoid Peach, consider Playstation): Gauthier, Zakanistan, Xenophobialnd
- The Hornivore (consider Half-Cocked, Genghis Khunt, avoid Priss, Sonnet): Demented Hamsters, Alarconia
- The Manchild (avoid Dirty Little Secret, consider Sudden Departure): Megaloria, Pompous world
- The Bachelor (consider Dirty Little Secret, Intern, avoid Wild Rose): Venus Mount
- The Mixed Messenger (consider Priss, avoid Playstation, Peach): German Nightmare, Mauvasia
- The False Messiah (consider Stiletto, Peach, Nymph, avoid Sonnet, Window Shopper): Czardas, Gataway_driver, Devlyn
- The Vapor Trail (avoid Intern, Maid of Honor, consider Sudden Departure): GreaterPacificNations, ElevenBravo, Cluchistan
- The 5-Night Stand (consider Stiletto, avoid Battleaxe, Sudden Departure, Dirty Little Secret): Zanato


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http://www.okcupid.com/oktest3

I love this test, it's eerily accurate. You don't need to have a profile on this website to get results. Post here.

This is me (sort of):

The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMf)
Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call.

You are The Sudden Departure.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber, The Gentleman
CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail, someone just like you

Your exact opposite:
The Intern (Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer)

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

Teehee that made me smile. :)

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

Teehee that made me smile. :)

That's the one I got...

Exactly the same answer I got when I did this a year ago.

The boy next door. I really suck.

Haha. Too much fun.

The Nurse
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDf)

Friendly and eager. Sexy in white. You are The Nurse.

Like your male counterpart, The Poolboy, you're a fun and goofy, but giving, friend. You believe that life and love should be taken with a grain of salt. We'll bet you smile a lot, which people find contagious.

If only they knew the reason...the fact is, you spend WAY more time fantasizing than the average girl. While your friends lean desperately towards love, you're chemically biased towards anti-love: sex. You'd never date someone you didn't find immediately kissable.

To maximize satisfaction, you should find someone carefree and sexual, just like you. Avoid Brutal types at all costs. A final bit of advice: experience doesn't matter. You didn't qualify as a Master, and your perfect match need not either. Consider both The Poolboy and The Playboy.

BUT ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The Mixed Messenger

Your exact opposite:
The Battleaxe

Deliberate Brutal Love Master

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

Teehee that made me smile. :)


Wow! You win!

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Your exact opposite:
Genghis Khunt

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy


(the only thing I absolutely don't agree with is the "lots of female friends" thing....I really hate most girls)

Simonist']The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Your exact opposite:
Genghis Khunt

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy


(the only thing I absolutely don't agree with is the "lots of female friends" thing....I really hate most girls)

...most girls do, I think.

Geez, we have some romantic people here. awwwww

Exactly the same answer I got when I did this a year ago.

The boy next door. I really suck.

Post it, chicken.

Haha. Too much fun.

The Nurse
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDf)

Friendly and eager. Sexy in white. You are The Nurse.

Like your male counterpart, The Poolboy, you're a fun and goofy, but giving, friend. You believe that life and love should be taken with a grain of salt. We'll bet you smile a lot, which people find contagious.

If only they knew the reason...the fact is, you spend WAY more time fantasizing than the average girl. While your friends lean desperately towards love, you're chemically biased towards anti-love: sex. You'd never date someone you didn't find immediately kissable.

To maximize satisfaction, you should find someone carefree and sexual, just like you. Avoid Brutal types at all costs. A final bit of advice: experience doesn't matter. You didn't qualify as a Master, and your perfect match need not either. Consider both The Poolboy and The Playboy.

BUT ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The Mixed Messenger

Your exact opposite:
The Battleaxe

Deliberate Brutal Love Master


I guess that makes getting shots more palatable for your patients.

...most girls do, I think.

Geez, we have some romantic people here. awwwww

To a "T". I write poetry and everything. Admittedly, it is bad poetry, but it still counts.

To a "T". I write poetry and everything. Admittedly, it is bad poetry, but it still counts.

That's sweet. I used to write poetry too...I wonder what happened?

Your results are in!
FACT: The apocalypse has come. All are dead. You never should've asked her out.
The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)
Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.
Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.
We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.
To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.
Your exact opposite:
The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master
There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Sonnet
CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, The Nymph

Fuck.

http://www.okcupid.com/oktest3

I love this test, it's eerily accurate. You don't need to have a profile on this website to get results. Post here.

This is me (sort of):

The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMf)
Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call.

You are The Sudden Departure.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber, The Gentleman
CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail, someone just like you

Your exact opposite:
The Intern (Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer)
this was stupid.

Fuck.

Yeah, good lord.

...well, WE like you.

this was stupid.

That's funny, I was just thinking the same thing about you.

this was stupid.
You've already got complaints about you in Moderation at the moment, why don't you try contributing something worthwhile for a change? Besides, one could argue it makes you just as stupid for sitting through the entire thing.

That's sweet. I used to write poetry too...I wonder what happened?

Well, I can only write when I'm depressed. If I try to write happy, it comes out 100% crap. Maybe you've just been too happy lately?

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

Not bad, it sounds about right.

The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your exact opposite:
The Last Man on Earth

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer
Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all fucking costs.


CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.

GO ME!

Yeah, good lord.

...well, WE like you.

Thanks, but it's... meaningless.

Seriously, I am nice & friendly, I have a good sense of humor, I have nice hair and nice facial features, I'm intelligent, and overall interesting! And still no woman would sleep with me.

All my life, I've had women tell me,"Not if you were the last man on Earth." Haha. Well, that may be true, but let's see what happens when I'm the last man on Earth with sweetass, pimped-out ride, bitch!

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)


Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.


Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

Fuck.

ROFLMAO! Wow....I am you EXACT opposite. Not getting any huh, Mrmopar?

Well, I can only write when I'm depressed. If I try to write happy, it comes out 100% crap. Maybe you've just been too happy lately?

*snort* unlikely...I'm probably too busy/stressed/tired.

Post it, chicken.
Fine, but I've already said it's a shit one.

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)


Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.


Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

Thing is though, I am a bit cocky, so technically I should get along fine.

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

You keep copying my persona and I'm going to have to get a restraining order for stalking. ;)

The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your exact opposite:
The Last Man on Earth

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer
Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all fucking costs.


CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.

GO ME!


Oh my!

The Stiletto
Deliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSMf)


Edgy. Physical. Devastating. You are The Stiletto, of all types, the most likely to be a dominatrix and the least likely to apologize.

Sex is your object, and you have a LOT of it. Doubtless, you've figured out how easy it is for a dominant, assertive woman to have as many and whichever partners as she chooses. You're in control, you know what you want, and you get it, right there. It's highly likely you have a nice body, and it's even more likely we're getting all turned on right now writing this.

You're generally careful with your actions and words, but your test answers indicate you've hurt some people, drawn some blood. This means one of two things. Either you're calculating, and pain is just part of your game plan, or hurting the occasional guy is just the unfortunate, but natural, byproduct of your liberated sexual existence.

Our tendency is to believe the latter: you're willing to engage men on a basic sexual level, and clearly they're attracted to you. It's understandable that a few might get overly attached, and sometimes harshness is the only way for you to escape: you've got to cut your way out. After all, it's not emotional bondage you're looking for right now.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Slow Dancer, The Manchild

CONSIDER: The 5-Night Stand, The Bachelor

Thanks, but it's... meaningless.

Seriously, I am nice & friendly, I have a good sense of humor, I have nice hair and nice facial features, I'm intelligent, and overall interesting! And still no woman would sleep with me.

All my life, I've had women tell me,"Not if you were the last man on Earth." Haha. Well, that may be true, but let's see what happens when I'm the last man on Earth with sweetass, pimped-out ride, bitch!

Haha! Oy vey...

The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf)

Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy. Heh, now I feel mean.

These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards. Heh, I can't say anything about the first part, but I definitely second the last sentence.

Random Gentle Sex Master
You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. Up to here: um, all wrong. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing. Well, I *do* know, so: true.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Playboy, The Loverboy

CONSIDER: The Manchild

ETA: God, I just read through that again and it really sounds pretty terrible. I'm really nice & friendly, I swear! Even if I type in this annoying green color.

From the looks of this quiz, I'm NOT going to meet my partner on NationStates.

You keep copying my persona and I'm going to have to get a restraining order for stalking. ;)

:fluffle: :cool:

Just kidding. The only person I stalk even a little (by regularly checking her blog) is my girlfriend.

And besides, I've been doing this persona since Oct 2003. So STFU n00b!!!!11 :p

ROFLMAO! Wow....I am you EXACT opposite. Not getting any huh, Mrmopar?

Not with a name like 'Mrmopar,' no. Maybe I should change it to 'Mrchevy' or something...

:eek:




The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMf)

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.

Your exact opposite:
Half-cocked

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer
We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.


ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The 5-Night Stand, The Vapor Trail, The Bachelor :eek:

The Stiletto
Deliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSMf)

Edgy. Physical. Devastating. You are The Stiletto, of all types, the most likely to be a dominatrix and the least likely to apologize.
Fucking hell girl! :eek:

EDIT: Heh, if you swap arounf the DBSM bit it gives a bit of an insight into the dominatrix reference :p

:fluffle: :cool:

Just kidding. The only person I stalk even a little (by regularly checking her blog) is my girlfriend.

And besides, I've been doing this persona since Oct 2003. So STFU n00b!!!!11 :p

Crap. I'm Aug '05. I guess that makes me the stalker. Pass me that black trenchcoat over there.

Fine, but I've already said it's a shit one.

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)


Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.


Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

Thing is though, I am a bit cocky, so technically I should get along fine.


It sounds good to me! With your touch of cockiness, you should get plenty of cock...or, you know, whatever you're looking for.

The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)


Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.


Your exact opposite:
The Billy Goat



You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach


FACT:
You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word "sammenschaft") as "eternal togethermanship".

Crap. I'm Aug '05. I guess that makes me the stalker. Pass me that black trenchcoat over there.
I've got an order of these for a Galloism! Any Galloisms, pick up your stock!

http://www.allenshea.com/gifs/disguise.gif

The Stiletto
Deliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSMf)


Edgy. Physical. Devastating. You are The Stiletto, of all types, the most likely to be a dominatrix and the least likely to apologize.

Sex is your object, and you have a LOT of it. Doubtless, you've figured out how easy it is for a dominant, assertive woman to have as many and whichever partners as she chooses. You're in control, you know what you want, and you get it, right there. It's highly likely you have a nice body, and it's even more likely we're getting all turned on right now writing this.

You're generally careful with your actions and words, but your test answers indicate you've hurt some people, drawn some blood. This means one of two things. Either you're calculating, and pain is just part of your game plan, or hurting the occasional guy is just the unfortunate, but natural, byproduct of your liberated sexual existence.

Our tendency is to believe the latter: you're willing to engage men on a basic sexual level, and clearly they're attracted to you. It's understandable that a few might get overly attached, and sometimes harshness is the only way for you to escape: you've got to cut your way out. After all, it's not emotional bondage you're looking for right now.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Slow Dancer, The Manchild

CONSIDER: The 5-Night Stand, The Bachelor

*my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard/and they're like: it's better than yours/damn right it's better than yours/I can teach you, but I'll have to charge*

...teach me.

ME! :P

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

Your exact opposite: The Hornivore

The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf)

Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy. Heh, now I feel mean.

These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards. Heh, I can't say anything about the first part, but I definitely second the last sentence.

Random Gentle Sex Master
You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. Up to here: um, all wrong. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing. Well, I *do* know, so: true.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Playboy, The Loverboy

CONSIDER: The Manchild

ETA: God, I just read through that again and it really sounds pretty terrible. I'm really nice & friendly, I swear! Even if I type in this annoying green color.


I like the green color. And you're the smartest!

From the looks of this quiz, I'm NOT going to meet my partner on NationStates.

No kidding...I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that most of the people on here are at least 1000 miles away from each other.

I like the green color. And you're the smartest!
Nothing says "smart" quite like typing in color. :p (Well, at least I didn't use magenta, so I guess I'm at least not dumb.)

The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMf)

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.

Your exact opposite:
Half-cocked

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer
We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.


ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The 5-Night Stand, The Vapor Trail, The Bachelor :eek:

Aw, that's totally you!

Nothing says "smart" quite like typing in color. :p (Well, at least I didn't use magenta, so I guess I'm at least not dumb.)
I think that colour's reserved for tink. :rolleyes:

o.o.....Interesting. Does that mean you are also a total bitch to? I see perception isn't your strong point. :P

The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)


Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.


Your exact opposite:
The Billy Goat



You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach


FACT:
You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word "sammenschaft") as "eternal togethermanship".


THAT is a good result.

Aw, that's totally you!
yeah, I know. it's shocking.

I think that colour's reserved for tink. :rolleyes: Oops. But I didn't mean to imply that only dumb people use magenta. It would be pretty dumb of me to imply that, actually, seeing how I've used magenta to good effect when impressing the correct spelling of both "masturbation" and "grammar" on people. In a size 7 font, too. :p

o.o.....Interesting. Does that mean you are also a total bitch to? I see perception isn't your strong point. :P

Who are you talking about?

...I must add that "also" and "too" are redundant in this context...and you used the wrong form of "too."

I guess even if you weren't talking about me, you are now!

Who are you talking about?

...I must add that "also" and "too" are redundant in this context...and you used the wrong form of "too."

I guess even if you weren't talking about me, you are now!
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/DrkHelmet/Forum%20Pictures/GrammarNazi.jpg

Use this! (it's not a bad thing)

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/DrkHelmet/Forum%20Pictures/GrammarNazi.jpg

Use this! (it's not a bad thing)

HAHAHA! All your grammar are belong to me!

Hehehe! :D


Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)

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Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your exact opposite: The Last Man on Earth Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all fucking costs.

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.

*my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard/and they're like: it's better than yours/damn right it's better than yours/I can teach you, but I'll have to charge*

...teach me.

Heh. Thats totally NOT me, at least I don't think it is....

Hehehe! :D


Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)

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That image is the Department of Homeland Security's new logo.

That image is the Department of Homeland Security's new logo.
Hehehe! KEWL!!! Where do I sign up? :D

Hehehe! :D


Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)

http://img419.imageshack.us/img419/4706/dglmm8mh.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your exact opposite: The Last Man on Earth Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all fucking costs.

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.


Whoa, NICE. You match with several people here!

Miss Priss....you just confirmed my statement. :)
Your result is true.

Eutrusca....YOU ARE THE SAME AS ME! :fluffle:

Hehehe! :D




Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your exact opposite: The Last Man on Earth Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all fucking costs.

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.

does it shock you in the least that I am "The Maid of Honor"?

LOL

Heh. Thats totally NOT me, at least I don't think it is....

I don't know, so far these results have been pretty accurate...you know you're a nasty little kitten. *purrr*

I liked question 45.

I liked question 45.
Is that the STD one?

Miss Priss....you just confirmed my statement. :)
Your result is true. Seriously - who *ARE* you talking to? "Priss" was me, but Ilie was the one (rightfully) pointing out your grammar. I didn#t think you meant me, b/c the Priss description says "highly perceptive" which is the opposite of what you stated it was. :confused:

Is that the STD one?

Indeed.

Seriously - who *ARE* you talking to? "Priss" was me, but Ilie was the one (rightfully) pointing out your grammar. I didn#t think you meant me, b/c the Priss description says "highly perceptive" which is the opposite of what you stated it was. :confused:

Boo-yah!

No kidding...I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that most of the people on here are at least 1000 miles away from each other.

You know it.

I would totally catch a plane for whoever gets The Poolboy or The Playboy

[/sarcasm] or [/truth posing as sarcasm]

I think the Playboy would be going too far. But the quiz never lies. So I don't know.

Another "Slow Dancer" here.

I was slow dancer when I took the test...feh...Stupid test seeing beyond internet personas.

The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.

Your exact opposite:
The Nymph

Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer
You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense. Hmm. Parts of that are accurate, parts are not.

Hmm. Parts of that are accurate, parts are not.

Cute! I wonder what Peech would get...

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)


Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

sounds kinda like me i guess

You stole mine. Give it back dude. Give it back now.

Please?

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)


Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

sounds kinda like me i guess


Now you get Glitz to take it and make sure you're compatible. If you're not compatible according to this test, then you can smash up your computer and everything will be fine.

I am a Team man and there is no i in Team, but there is me-although it is backwards.

I am a Team man and there is no i in Team, but there is me-although it is backwards.
In team, there is no I. But there is a me and a meat.

I think you know what this means...*shifty eyes*

Now you get Glitz to take it and make sure you're compatible. If you're not compatible according to this test, then you can smash up your computer and everything will be fine.
heh according to her profile she's a The Sonnet (DGLD) so... at least we're not incompatible! :p

You stole mine. Give it back dude. Give it back now.

Please?
no - i, in fact, stole you. i folded your personality into mine... not added, it was more engulfed... bye bye, tribes... mwuhahaha! ;)

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)


Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy

The Playboy
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMm)

Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're The Playboy.

You're spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.

Your exact opposite:
The Mixed Messenger

Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer
It's obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you're after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you're straight up with potential partners. And if a girl you want isn't into something casual, it's no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with her. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.

If you're feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there's a possibility of rejection.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Priss

CONSIDER: The Dirty Little Secret, The Nurse

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)

ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy


Aw....Well, I'm not on the avoid list right?

no - i, in fact, stole you. i folded your personality into mine... not added, it was more engulfed... bye bye, tribes... mwuhahaha! ;)
You've seen the penultimate scene in the Matrix right?

*kersplodes out of PM*

You've seen the penultimate scene in the Matrix right?

*kersplodes out of PM*
http://www.ealasaid.com/fan/shrine/smith.jpg

RAAAAAAAAARRRR!!! :mad:

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


Don't I know it <_<

Yeah, whatever dude. You clearly falsified your answers to lure in people.

I know your game...http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif

Aw....Well, I'm not on the avoid list right?

Hard to say...What was your result?

I was The Pool Boy, I was going to post it but I wanted to see what would happen if I changed:
# kissed to 785
# slept with 214
Last year 212
# times in love 14

It something about being so horny that my heart has grown pubic hair and to go for the Nurse and not the Battleaxe

"I've come to cleeen ze pool" ;)

damn!

"Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. *SNIP*

Some of it's true and then it's not. I once dated the Nymph and we are still friends......

http://www.okcupid.com/oktest3

I love this test, it's eerily accurate. You don't need to have a profile on this website to get results. Post here.

This is me (sort of):

The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMf)
Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call.

You are The Sudden Departure.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber, The Gentleman
CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail, someone just like you

Your exact opposite:
The Intern (Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer)

yikes....i hope not about being the creepy guy..lol

i am kinda like what they said....bummer

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)


Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.


Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

Hard to say...What was your result?

Slow Dancer...Rather accurate....off the 'net anyways...

I was The Pool Boy, I was going to post it but I wanted to see what would happen if I changed:
# kissed to 785
# slept with 214
Last year 212
# times in love 14

It something about being so horny that my heart has grown pubic hair and to go for the Nurse and not the Battleaxe

"I've come to cleeen ze pool" ;)

You know, you should copy and paste exactly what it says.

Slow Dancer...Rather accurate....off the 'net anyways...

Wasn't I one of your best matches, then?

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)


Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

Wasn't I one of your best matches, then?

Yay!

Yeah, whatever dude. You clearly falsified your answers to lure in people.

I know your game...http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif
qute right [/lechery]

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/c1/c5873.jpg

hahaha awesome :p

Yay!

I'm completely ashamed that you didn't figure that out right away. Tsk tsk.

I am a Team man and there is no i in Team, but there is me-although it is backwards.

A Team Man? Was that a test result, or are you rambling?

The Backrubber

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSDm)

Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.

We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.

Though you're not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Peach

CONSIDER: The Playstation

Your exact opposite:
The Vapor Trail

Random Brutal Love Master

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)


Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy


Is it me, or are the profiles with the same titles sometimes written differently depending on the person? ...now that would be cool.

The Playboy

CONSIDER: The Dirty Little Secret, The Nurse


Hey, we had a nurse on here. Where did she go...hey! You, behind the plant! We got a Playboy for you here!

[QUOTE=Gauthier]The Backrubber

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSDm)

Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.

We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Peach

CONSIDER: The Playstation

Your exact opposite:
The Vapor Trail

Random Brutal Love

Wow, every male friend I've ever had. Is that you?

I'm completely ashamed that you didn't figure that out right away. Tsk tsk.

Sorry, 'Twas more busy waiting for ya to post yours and see if I fit. ^_^;;

Hey, we had a nurse on here. Where did she go...hey! You, behind the plant! We got a Playboy for you here!

My plan to find a NS mate will not die in vain!

The Maid of HonorDeliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMf)


Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.


Your exact opposite:
Half-cocked

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer


We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.


ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The 5-Night Stand, The Vapor Trail, The Bachelor

CONSIDER: The Gentleman, someone just like you.

Is it me, or are the profiles with the same titles sometimes written differently depending on the person? ...now that would be cool.

That would be cool, but I'm pretty sure Simonist's sonnet was exactly like mine.

That would be cool, but I'm pretty sure Simonist's sonnet was exactly like mine.

Dang.

Wow, every male friend I've ever had. Is that you?

Heh.

The test is pretty accurate have to admit.

Heh.

The test is pretty accurate have to admit.

Isn't it?! I am amazed.

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The Playstation
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMf)

* * Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.

* * You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you.

* * You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.

* * In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don't need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can't think of anything about you we'd change. Keep on fucking, partner.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Mixed Messenger

CONSIDER: Anyone else

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The Playstation
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMf)

ALWAYS AVOID: The Mixed Messenger

CONSIDER: Anyone else

Eh? And what does this one look like, eh?

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The Playstation
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMf)

* * Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.

* * You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you.

* * You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.

* * In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don't need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can't think of anything about you we'd change. Keep on fucking, partner.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Mixed Messenger

CONSIDER: Anyone else

Wow! I'm flattered that you chose to post on my thread, Ms Lurker. And what an incredible test result you have, too! Great job!

Haha. Too much fun.

The Nurse
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDf)

Friendly and eager. Sexy in white. You are The Nurse.

Like your male counterpart, The Poolboy, you're a fun and goofy, but giving, friend. You believe that life and love should be taken with a grain of salt. We'll bet you smile a lot, which people find contagious.

If only they knew the reason...the fact is, you spend WAY more time fantasizing than the average girl. While your friends lean desperately towards love, you're chemically biased towards anti-love: sex. You'd never date someone you didn't find immediately kissable.

To maximize satisfaction, you should find someone carefree and sexual, just like you. Avoid Brutal types at all costs. A final bit of advice: experience doesn't matter. You didn't qualify as a Master, and your perfect match need not either. Consider both The Poolboy and The Playboy.

BUT ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The Mixed Messenger

Your exact opposite:
The Battleaxe

Deliberate Brutal Love Master

Haha! I got the same thing. (The poolboy) Maybe we should exchange S/N's ;)

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master

Yay! @ Valori....

I'm a Maid of Honor:p

Yay! @ Valori....

I'm a Maid of Honor:p

Well we already got along, now we have a test to prove it. :p

Well we already got along, now we have a test to prove it. :p


Indeed shorty. ;)


That test was more accurate than most of the ones I've seen on here. It should have been....it certainly asked a boatload of questions!

I got "The Sonnet" -Deliberate, gentle, love dreamer lol :p

I got "The Sonnet" -Deliberate, gentle, love dreamer lol :p

Ah, another eh? Let's see pictures I say!

Ah, another eh? Let's see pictures I say!

Pics? Of me or off the okcupid! site? :p

Pics? Of me or off the okcupid! site? :p

Smart ass. :p

Pics? Of me or off the okcupid! site? :p

Aye, a smart ass...I like that! Pics of you! :p

All I'm going to say is I had a much different result first time I took this. Apparently I am a horrible person.

And yes, "a implies b" means "not b implies not a." Stupid logic and mathematical structures in computing class.

Well, I can only write when I'm depressed. If I try to write happy, it comes out 100% crap. Maybe you've just been too happy lately?
Freaky, its when I start writing seriusly (not for school or something) that I get a depressive feeling.:(

Aye, a smart ass...I like that! Pics of you! :p

These were already posted in another thread...But here you go anyway :D

http://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i294/Beautiful-Darkness/

These were already posted in another thread...But here you go anyway :D

http://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i294/Beautiful-Darkness/

Ah, right. Forgot about those. Still very nice (b^_^)b

These were already posted in another thread...But here you go anyway :D

Ah yes, The cat lady. Hello again.

Ah yes, The cat lady. Hello again.

*Waves* :D

The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)


Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.


Your exact opposite:
The Nymph

Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.


DREAD: The False Messiah

CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door

The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf)


Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.

These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.


Your exact opposite:
The Playstation

Random Gentle Sex Master

You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Playboy, The Loverboy

CONSIDER: The Manchild

All I'm going to say is I had a much different result first time I took this. Apparently I am a horrible person.

And yes, "a implies b" means "not b implies not a." Stupid logic and mathematical structures in computing class.

I know...it was harsh...but those types of people exist in the world....and apparently you are one of them. XD

Ugh!!!


The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

Ugh!

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.

Ugh!!!

ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)


Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand - Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

i'm doomed apparently - fucking great

Totally owned. O.O
I'm a Gentleman, and I score.....alot. Best one baby!

GREAT NEWS FOR SIMONIST!

I forced my boyfriend to take the quiz to pass time (even though it spurred quite a little hissy fit from both of us) and according to the magic of the internet, WE'RE COMPLETELY COMPATIBLE.

I believe he got Slow Dancer (enough have gotten it that you all get the drift of it), which matched to The Sonnet.....zOMFG, it's destiny!!!!!

http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RBSMm.gif
The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMm)

Don't ever marry, you're The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman. <--I like that. Sexual, subhuman.

The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There's one thing you want, one sole need.
Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It's unlikely you're driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.
For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.

"One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh." <--- no idea what this means, but it sounds kinda cool.

AVOID: The Priss, The Sonnet
CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, Genghis Khunt

Your exact opposite:
The Slow Dancer, Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer

The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)


Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.

Sorry, but most men would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.

We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.

To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.


Your exact opposite:
The Gentleman

Deliberate Gentle Love Master

There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Slow Dancer

CONSIDER: The Last Man on Earth, The Billy Goat
:eek: :eek: :eek:

ETA: God, I just read through that again and it really sounds pretty terrible. I'm really nice & friendly, I swear! Even if I type in this annoying green color.You're right. It really is an annoying color. :p

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The PeachI'm not surprised, though it paints me more innocent than I really am.

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)




I can't believe that test called me gay

Yay! @ Valori....

I'm a Maid of Honor:p
haha, me too :)

we should start a club.

Your results are in!


The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)


Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.


Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach



Yeah, pretty much what I expected. :headbang:

I don't know why a Random Brutal Love Dreamer has to be called a manchild. Oh well, probably just three years of consecutive singularity making its mark.

The Peach (RGLM)
This will probably ruin my reputation.

The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMm)

Your exact opposite:
The Slow Dancer, Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer

It's the Anti-Antonio....:eek:


haha, me too :)

we should start a club.

Aye we should, although, I'd just confuse it with my army entry.

So many clubs...:p

This is mine:

The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)
Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.
Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all fucking costs.


CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you

BTW was married to a Battleaxe and now married to a maid of honor.

Anyone get Battleaxe here? >.>
I haven't seen it yet.

The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)


Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.

You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.


DREAD: The False Messiah

CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door

Well well well.......

:) it's pretty good being a peach.....

LOL You can wreck someone by enjoying him. O.O Little odd huh? Check out the boys next door ones to....

You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Well oddly enough...

Today as we had the house to ourselves, we had a bit of very raucous 'afternoon delight' and then went for a country walk, my lovely Canadian boyfriend kept grumbling about making him walk for miles after having sex.....he wondered if I was trying to kill him!

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach
You know it.

I would totally catch a plane for whoever gets The Poolboy or The Playboy

[/sarcasm] or [/truth posing as sarcasm]

I think the Playboy would be going too far. But the quiz never lies. So I don't know.
The last time I took the quiz, I got the Poolboy thing, i think.

The Playstation
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMf)

Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.

You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you.

You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.

Your exact opposite:
The Priss

Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer
In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don't need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can't think of anything about you we'd change. Keep on fucking, partner.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Mixed Messenger

CONSIDER: Anyone else




Well. So now I know.

Bah, I did the stupid test again because I didn't want to be The Priss anymore. :(
I changed maybe a handful of answers on those questions where I hadn't been quite sure what to choose and voilà - I'm The Sonnet.

I'll just pretend I'm the perfect mix of the two. :)

Feeling better already.

The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)


Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.

You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.


DREAD: The False Messiah

CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door

Well well well.......

:) it's pretty good being a peach.....
[ Eyes you hungrily ] :D

damn!

"Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. *SNIP*

Some of it's true and then it's not. I once dated the Nymph and we are still friends......


Cute!

Bah, I did the stupid test again because I didn't want to be The Priss anymore. :(
I changed maybe a handful of answers on those questions where I hadn't been quite sure what to choose and voilà - I'm The Sonnet.

I'll just pretend I'm the perfect mix of the two. :)

Feeling better already.
[ feels you ] Hmm. Nope. You feel just as good as you always did! :D

[ feels you ] Hmm. Nope. You feel just as good as you always did! :D

:eek:

:eek:
ROFLMAO! :D

i'm doomed apparently - fucking great

The Boy Next Door is a much better result than The Last Man on Earth (again, sympathies who got THAT one).

got the manchild on the first go, but then the slow dancer when i changed a few answers that werent entirely accurate

Simonist']GREAT NEWS FOR SIMONIST!

I forced my boyfriend to take the quiz to pass time (even though it spurred quite a little hissy fit from both of us) and according to the magic of the internet, WE'RE COMPLETELY COMPATIBLE.

I believe he got Slow Dancer (enough have gotten it that you all get the drift of it), which matched to The Sonnet.....zOMFG, it's destiny!!!!!

Hey, good for you! I think this test should replace pre-marital counseling.

http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RBSMm.gif
The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMm)

Don't ever marry, you're The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman. <--I like that. Sexual, subhuman.

The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There's one thing you want, one sole need.
Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It's unlikely you're driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.
For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.

"One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh." <--- no idea what this means, but it sounds kinda cool.

AVOID: The Priss, The Sonnet
CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, Genghis Khunt

Your exact opposite:
The Slow Dancer, Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer

Whoa. I'm glad you like it!

[ Eyes you hungrily ] :D

Smiles and waves

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)




I can't believe that test called me gay

HAHAHA...sorry, we've decided it's so accurate, that now you have to become gay if you're not already.

Anyone get Battleaxe here? >.>
I haven't seen it yet.

I haven't seen it, but so far I'm the only one whose gotten my results. The Sudden Departure! I guess most of my brethren would be really into this forum for a couple months, then ditch it for something else.

Well oddly enough...

Today as we had the house to ourselves, we had a bit of very raucous 'afternoon delight' and then went for a country walk, my lovely Canadian boyfriend kept grumbling about making him walk for miles after having sex.....he wondered if I was trying to kill him!

Ha! Kill him with love! That'll show him!

Bah, I did the stupid test again because I didn't want to be The Priss anymore. :(
I changed maybe a handful of answers on those questions where I hadn't been quite sure what to choose and voilà - I'm The Sonnet.

I'll just pretend I'm the perfect mix of the two. :)

Feeling better already.

We'll just pretend you always had that. Very nice, now you match with a ton of guys here.

got the manchild on the first go, but then the slow dancer when i changed a few answers that werent entirely accurate

Has anybody actually posted the ManChild's description? I know somebody else got it but they just said "I got ManChild."

Wow!

That's incredibly accurate! Usually those tests leave me pretty uninterested, but this one floored me the results are so accurate.

I'm the Bachelor (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DGSM&g=1&o=1)

I got Playboy, went back, changed a few answers, and got the same result.:D

Wow!

That's incredibly accurate! Usually those tests leave me pretty uninterested, but this one floored me the results are so accurate.

I'm the Bachelor (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DGSM&g=1&o=1)

Very nice! Except for the alternative ending...
thanks for actually posting the link, now we can read all the other possible results. :)

I got Playboy, went back, changed a few answers, and got the same result.:D

Funny how that works. Maybe I'll do it again too for the heck of it.

I gots "The Backrubber"

Not so bad. I think it's a good thing.... and I can live w/ that.

Very nice! Except for the alternative ending...
thanks for actually posting the link, now we can read all the other possible results. :)I've been secretely thinking I'll get some version of the alternative ending for years anyway.

And no problem about posting the link. 'Twas the least I could do. :)

Okay, I'm still the Sudden Departure, but it's been a while since I first took it. Now I will go back and change answers I wasn't sure about.

Dang! No change! ...I used to be the Wild Rose, when I first took it like a year ago. Then they said they changed some things and I had to retake it, and I can't shake this profile!

I will tell you the reason...I used to be just like this, but I'm different now. But I have to report what I USED to do, and this is the end result. *sigh* So, in real life I am the Wild Rose, but 4 years ago I was the Sudden Departure. So there, it is possible to change.

I gots "The Backrubber"

Not so bad. I think it's a good thing.... and I can live w/ that.

Yeah, I know a few of those. Sometimes it works, but I always end up leaving pretty soon after. Maybe others react differently. Anyways, it's cute.

The Boy Next Door is a much better result
Hey, I'm one of them. :fluffle: :D

This is about right:

The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)


Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.


Your exact opposite:
The Billy Goat

Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising him with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise him by leaving.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Billy Goat

CONSIDER: The Boy Next Door, The Loverboy

Hey, I'm one of them. :fluffle: :D

Omg, thank you for all the fluffles! ...admit it, you have a crush on me.

This is about right:

The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)


Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.


Your exact opposite:
The Billy Goat

Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising him with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise him by leaving.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Billy Goat

CONSIDER: The Boy Next Door, The Loverboy

Cute! We've got several of those around here. You're set!

I'm noticing several of the same results over and over again...do you think NS General attracts a certain personality type? I'd love to get a Myers-Briggs sorter up in here and test my hypothesis.

Hell, maybe I will!

Omg, thank you for all the fluffles! ...admit it, you have a crush on me.
Yes. *blush*

I'm noticing several of the same results over and over again...do you think NS General attracts a certain personality type? I'd love to get a Myers-Briggs sorter up in here and test my hypothesis.

Hell, maybe I will!
Meh, MB has its limitations. It should be scaled, instead of either/or. Anyway, bit of a Johnny-come-lately, but here:

The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)


Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.


Your exact opposite:
The False Messiah

Deliberate Brutal Love Master

If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.

When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Dirty Little Secret and The Playstation.

I must say it's accurate, especially the "teen at heart" :p

Yes. *blush*

! <3

Alright, you're sweet. Let's see a picture.

Meh, MB has its limitations. It should be scaled, instead of either/or.

All personality tests have their limitations. There's only so much you can do, you know?

All personality tests have their limitations. There's only so much you can do, you know?
True, but scaling Myers-Briggs would be so easy! Surprized it hasn't already been done. ;)

Yeah, I know a few of those. Sometimes it works, but I always end up leaving pretty soon after. Maybe others react differently. Anyways, it's cute.

Hehe, if you haven't read the description, please do....
But, a quick snippit: "So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too."

That's pretty much what we're all about, lol. We're "cool with that," whatever "that" is. Muahahahha!

! <3

Alright, you're sweet. Let's see a picture.
Enjoy. :fluffle: :D

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5788/picture379fs.jpg

True, but scaling Myers-Briggs would be so easy! Surprized it hasn't already been done. ;)

Maybe it already has? ...and if it hasn't, I think you've got yourself an easy way to become famous. Don't worry, I won't steal your idea.

Hehe, if you haven't read the description, please do....
But, a quick snippit: "So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too."

That's pretty much what we're all about, lol. We're "cool with that," whatever "that" is. Muahahahha!

Smart man! Also, you have an excellent weapon of choice...after all this time on the computer talking to you chumps, my back is killing me.

Enjoy. :fluffle: :D

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5788/picture379fs.jpg

Let's see here...

!

I love your glasses! ...good lord, your room looks just like mine, but with less color.

Let's see here...

!

I love your glasses! ...good lord, your room looks just like mine, but with less color.
Ahhh. Way kewl. :D I'm the lazy kind. :D

Ilie: Your "type";
ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber, The Gentleman


lol, I was gonna offer, but then, bam, that hits me..... ;) lol

Just started it, and you people seriously don't think it's accurate do you?

An online test can never be accurate....

1. It doesn't know you

2. This particular test doesn't give possible answers that people may want to give

3. A person can NOT be lumped into a group of one of 32 "types" of people, as each person is an individual

Ilie: Your "type";
ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber, The Gentleman


lol, I was gonna offer, but then, bam, that hits me..... ;) lol

Oh, whoops! Look at that. No wonder.

Just started it, and you people seriously don't think it's accurate do you?

An online test can never be accurate....

1. It doesn't know you

2. This particular test doesn't give possible answers that people may want to give

3. A person can NOT be lumped into a group of one of 32 "types" of people, as each person is an individual

As outdated as this expression is, I think it's warranted today:

DUH

Give us a break, it's just for fun.

Ahhh. Way kewl. :D I'm the lazy kind. :D

I can't say that I'm really all that lazy...I work very hard on things that I like to do. It's just that there's always something better to do than clean, you know? ...until it's become completely uninhabitable, then it's necessary and I just go ahead and clean up. I'm not a filthy monster.

3. A person can NOT be lumped into a group of one of 32 "types" of people, as each person is an individual
There are only 10 kinds of people in the universe . . .;)

1. It doesn't know you

Hence the asking of questions.

2. This particular test doesn't give possible answers that people may want to give

True, but it gives important ones.

3. A person can NOT be lumped into a group of one of 32 "types" of people, as each person is an individual

Actually, they sorta can, as each person is an idividual, with similarities to other individuals.


Eh, I can't saay I've had a chance to test the match-making portion, but the group I fit seems acurate enough. Is not as though I'm going to let it decide who I'd date or something, It's just something to know about yourself.

There are only 10 kinds of people in the universe . . .;)

Those that like cheddar, mozarella, Swiss, or 7 other types of cheeses?

Those that understand binary, and those that don't. :p

Just started it, and you people seriously don't think it's accurate do you?


...methinks Multiland doesn't like the results it gave. Come on, post it!

There are only 10 kinds of people in the universe . . .;)

Those that understand binary code, and those that don't?

For the record, I don't, but I do get the joke.

Those that like cheddar, mozarella, Swiss, or 7 other types of cheeses?

Those that understand binary, and those that don't. :p

Muenster. It's incredible melted on a bagel. Oh shit, I think I'm hungry.

Those that understand binary, and those that don't. :p

HAHAHAHA!

...*snif!* oh goodness, that's so old, but I never get tired of it.

Those that understand binary code, and those that don't?

For the record, I don't, but I do get the joke.

Yay joke-getting! :p

*winks at Cakes*
What was your survey result again?

*winks at Cakes*
What was your survey result again?

Sonnet, I picked her already, go find another, there's plenty. :P

Sonnet, I picked her already, go find another, there's plenty. :P
*raises hand* I'm Sonnet, and I'm a girl.

Oh wait, can't pick me. I'm pre-spoken for.

I can't say that I'm really all that lazy...I work very hard on things that I like to do. It's just that there's always something better to do than clean, you know? ...until it's become completely uninhabitable, then it's necessary and I just go ahead and clean up. I'm not a filthy monster.
Every now and then, I clean up a little piece of my room--when I'm in the mood to clean, that is. :p lol

(sorry for the long response, I kept getting the "failure to connect to web server" page.)

Ahhh. I guess it's the same here. Every now and then, I clean up a little piece of my room--when I'm in the mood to clean, that is. :p lol

(sorry for the long response, I kept getting the "failure to connect to web server" page.)

Ugh, I hate that. I just hit "back" and try again, it usually works.

...I am about to have a very long response time, as I just realized I've done nothing but fool around on this for 3 hours.

Simonist']*raises hand* I'm Sonnet, and I'm a girl.

Oh wait, can't pick me. I'm pre-spoken for.

Aye, there's others right? Ilie seems to be keeping track of this thread, what have you seen?

Aye, there's others right? Ilie seems to be keeping track of this thread, what have you seen?
Yesh, Ilie, pick someone for the "Pool Boy" :D

Ugh, I hate that. I just hit "back" and try again, it usually works.

...I am about to have a very long response time, as I just realized I've done nothing but fool around on this for 3 hours.
Oh. Alrighty.

Can I join? :D lol, just joking. ;)

Or am I? ;) lol

Sonnet, I picked her already, go find another, there's plenty. :P

Ha! I love this! Usually guys are arguing over who has to sit by me...

Ha! I love this! Usually guys are arguing over who has to sit by me...

Apparently guys are usually blind, deaf and dumb. I get to sit next to her!

Deliberate Brutal OkCupid Destroyer (DBODm)

We'd recommend that you quietly close this window and erase this website from your memory forever.

Let's face it, this is not the place you should be. You have no objective but to make as many people unhappy as possible in as short a time as possible, and you enjoy it. Your relationships implode, almost always upon the other person. Either that or you just don't have them at all. You are needlessly cruel and probably spend your spare time torturing and killing innocent and sickeningly cute little bunnies and kittens.

In work, you are probably a repressed sociopath, and you take out that repression on people who care about you. However, by your very ruthlessness, you are far more likely to rise to the top, most likely fueled by brutal ambition.

ALWAYS AVOID: Just about everyone

CONSIDER: Suicide. Or getting off the internet.

...well, ok, not really. But I got this from a combination of my results.

...well, ok, not really. But I got this from a combination of my results.Lies! If you'd copied and pasted the italics wouldn't have through... c.c
oh... right... you admit you made it up. Nevermind...
Bah, I'm a boy next door. It only pisses me off so much because I know it's true.

Lies! If you'd copied and pasted the italics wouldn't have through... c.c
oh... right... you admit you made it up. Nevermind...
Bah, I'm a boy next door. It only pisses me off so much because I know it's true.
Actually, I always add italics, bold, etc. when copying and pasting. :)
The vast majority seem to be that. NS is full of lonely virgins, I presume.

The vast majority seem to be that. NS is full of lonely virgins, I presume.

*laughs at boys next door* The Slow Dancers shall be victorius. And we get Sonnets. :p

...well, ok, not really. But I got this from a combination of my results.

Hahaha!

Okay, there seems to be some bickering over who gets whom. I will list everybody's results in the first post and you can choose from there.

*laughs at boys next door* The Slow Dancers shall be victorius. And we get Sonnets. :p
Aye. Slow Dancers, unite!

*laughs at boys next door* The Slow Dancers shall be victorius. And we get Sonnets. :p
Nay, thou foul stench!

We, the Deliberate Gentle Love Masters shall prevail over all! En garde! :D

Bah, I'm a boy next door. It only pisses me off so much because I know it's true.
meh, i quite like being the boy next door. for a start it's true, but also i'd rather be that than some sex-craved, testosterone-filled gimboid.

http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RBSDm.gif
We all know this ranks as the best picture for these.

Okay, half of the results are categorized, I will do the rest when I come back from the movie tonight. I hope more people take the test in the meantime.

Okay, half of the results are categorized, I will do the rest when I come back from the movie tonight. I hope more people take the test in the meantime.
FYI, I'm a low Dancer.

As far as I have read the threa, I am the only one to get:

The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMm)

Don't ever marry, you're The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.

The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There's one thing you want, one sole need.

Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It's unlikely you're driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.

For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.



"One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh."

AVOID: The Priss, The Sonnet
CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, Genghis Khunt
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that's kind of unfair. I mean, yes, a lot of the time, that is me, but I am intellectually, if not emotionally, above doing anything or hurting anyone to get laid. Sometimes.
Also; I do have the occasional relationship (albeit, sometimes theyre what we call "open" relationships). And I have found one or two girls in my lifetime that I genuinely cared about. And they are all of the "kinder, more sensitive people"

one more thing: if this were really me, I'd be getting laid more often.

In team, there is no I. But there is a me and a meat.

I think you know what this means...*shifty eyes*
Sausage fest?

Well the page started badly.-it asked me if i had a personality.
In fact i think i said that last time too.

i am not sure if the new test is in fact better...

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)


Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.


Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.




ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet
http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DGLDm.gif

yep worse than last time.

Okay folks, everybody is updated at this point.

Curious Inquiry, aka Pool Boy, here are the ladies that are perfect for you:
Claret Rose, Upper Botswavia

...and here are ladies who would consider you perfect for them:
Robot Lovers, Kazcaper, Grainne Ni Malley, Bitchkitten, Carisbrooke

Enjoy. :cool:

The List of Everybody So Far

Lady Results
- The Sudden Departure (avoid Backrubber, Gentleman, consider Vapor Trail): Ilie
- The Nurse (consider Poolboy, Playboy, avoid False Messiah, Mixed Messenger): Robot Lovers
- The Sonnet (consider Loverboy, avoid 5-Night Stand, False Messiah, Hornivore, Last Man on Earth): [NS] Simonist, Glitziness, Terrorist Cakes, The Beautiful Darkness
- The Stiletto (consider 5-Night Stand, Batchelor, avoid Slow Dancer, Manchild): Aerou
- The Priss (avoid Playboy, Loverboy, consider Manchild): Whereyouthinkyougoing, Anti-Social Darwinism
- The Maid of Honor (avoid False Messiah, 5-Night Stand, Vapor Trail, Bachelor): Smunkeeville, Peechland
- The Peach (avoid False Messiah, consider Loverboy, Playboy, Boy Next Door): Kazcaper, Grainne Ni Malley, Bitchkitten, Carisbrooke
- The Playstation (avoid Mixed Messenger): Claret Rose, Upper Botswavia

Boy Results
- The Slow Dancer (consider Maid of Honor or Sonnet, avoid Battleaxe): Cheese Penguins, Galloism, Sane Outcasts, HodRodia, Shotagun, Adjacent to Belarus, Dinaverg, Naliitr, Valori, Sonaj, Harlesburg
- The Boy Next Door (avoid Nymph, consider Maid of Honor, Peach): The Tribes of Longton, Pure Metal, Galliam Returned, The Black Forrest, Secret aj man, Kanabia, Infinite Revolution, Laerod, Monkeypimp, Maineiacs, The Plutonian Empire
- The Last Man on Earth (avoid Sonnet, consider Half-Cocked, Nymph): MrMopar, Teh_pantless_hero, Il Ruffino
- The Gentleman (avoid Battleaxe, consider Maid of Honor): Asbena, Eutrusca, Marrakech II
- The Loverboy (consider Window Shopper, Peach, avoid Nymph): Sumamba Buwhan, Jello Biafra
- The Playboy (avoid Priss, consider Dirty Little Secret, Nurse): Thriceaddict, Amecian
- The Pool Boy (consider Dirty Little Secret and Playstation, avoid Battleaxe, Priss): Crazed monkies, Mt-Tau, Curious Inquiry
- The Backrubber (avoid Peach, consider Playstation): Gauthier, Zakanistan
- The Hornivore (consider Half-Cocked, Genghis Khunt, avoid Priss, Sonnet): Demented Hamsters, Alarconia
- The Manchild (avoid Dirty Little Secret, consider Sudden Departure): Megaloria, Pompous world
- The Bachelor (consider Dirty Little Secret, Intern, avoid Wild Rose): Venus Mount


Okay...sooo....I get Terrorist Cakes. everyone else, pick amongst yourselves.

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)


Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.


Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.




ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

Okay...sooo....I get Terrorist Cakes. everyone else, pick amongst yourselves.

Alright, Dinaverg and Terrorist Cakes. Who else?

Hey, I got Smunkeeville and Peechland!

and while I know that Smunkeeville is married... (damn)
and Glitz is spoken for.... (Damn again)

Hey, I got Smunkeeville and Peechland!

and while I know that Smunkeeville is married... (damn)

You can only claim one person, and they have to agree (unless they're offline all day, then you have the right to club them over the head and drag them back to your cave).

You can only claim one person, and they have to agree (unless they're offline all day, then you have the right to club them over the head and drag them back to your cave).
well... considering that Smunkeeville and Glitz are taken, that only leaves Peechland.

and for her, I would never club over the head, but would offer instead...
http://home.att.net/~btlotz5/dtp5/Hibiscus_peach.jpg
(a Peach Hibiscus)

Eh, just for any1 who hasn't seen it, the Manchild (this should work):

http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RBLDm.gif

If I had gotten love instead of sex, I'd have been him (above.)

Personally, I'd rather be single for all eternity than have to wear a 6" tall sticker of him on my back for one week.

Any Maids of Honor or Peaches unclaimed?

well... considering that Smunkeeville and Glitz are taken, that only leaves Peechland.

and for her, I would never club over the head, but would offer instead...
http://home.att.net/~btlotz5/dtp5/Hibiscus_peach.jpg
(a Peach Hibiscus)

How beautiful! Alright Peech, I think that's romantic enough, I'm giving you to JuNii unless you have already chosen another man.

Any Maids of Honor or Peaches unclaimed?

You can pick from Smunkeeville, Kazcaper, Grainne Ni Malley, Bitchkitten, and Carisbrooke. Don't forget, the avoid lists are the only people you should NOT try to claim. If a type isn't mentioned specifically, it's still okay.

meh, i quite like being the boy next door. for a start it's true, but also i'd rather be that than some sex-craved, testosterone-filled gimboid.


Hear, Hear!

You can pick from Smunkeeville, Kazcaper, Grainne Ni Malley, Bitchkitten, and Carisbrooke. Don't forget, the avoid lists are the only people you should NOT try to claim. If a type isn't mentioned specifically, it's still okay.


Hmm... Smunkee's married, and I don't really know the others too well. GNM and Clarisbrooke seem nice. Well, ladies? I'm cute, I'm funny.

Eh? And what does this one look like, eh?

It's the winning personality that does it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/akaiyume/paula02.jpg

I've got Sonnet
The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)


Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.


Your exact opposite:
Genghis Khunt

Random Brutal Sex Master

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy

I've got Sonnet
The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)


Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.


Your exact opposite:
Genghis Khunt

Random Brutal Sex Master

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy


! Oh shit, another lurker! This must be the best thread ever! Thank you for posting on here, I'll add you to the list. Is there anybody you'd like to claim while you're at it?

The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)

Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.

Your exact opposite:
The Billy Goat

Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach

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Yeah, well, I'm sceptical towards tests.

Btw, good guys finish last. And that's a fact. Girls don't want guys who want to have a family, they want to be free to "be all they can be". And I'm almost not bitter :rolleyes:

Btw, good guys finish last. And that's a fact. Girls don't want guys who want to have a family, they want to be free to "be all they can be". And I'm almost not bitter :rolleyes:
Awww, that's not true. I'm a girl, and I want a guy who wants to have a family. I actually got one, after five years of searching.

Does it count to the female credit that this girl, at least, never wanted a "bad boy" to begin with?

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer....[see first page]

Are you setting up another NS dating service, or what?

Well, ladies? I'm cute, I'm funny.And I'm posting on the internets! :D

Who to pick... WYTYG? I've probably read more of her posts than the others. The three hour commute would take some getting used to though. :D

I answered their quiz, right up until they asked me for my email address. They're asking way too much information. I've done a bunch of these online quizes and there's no good reason for them to require my email address to give me an answer.

It's almost as bad as the What's Your Mother's Maiden Name thread in the General Forum.

I answered their quiz, right up until they asked me for my email address. They're asking way too much information. I've done a bunch of these online quizes and there's no good reason for them to require my email address to give me an answer.

It's almost as bad as the What's Your Mother's Maiden Name thread in the General Forum.
No, silly! That's not part pf the test! That's just if you want to open an account on OKCupid. They actually say before the last page comes up that those questions are entirely voluntary and have nothing to do with the test and that you can just skip them.

You just wanted to weasel out of posting some bad results, is what I say. :p


Who to pick... WYTYG? I've probably read more of her posts than the others. The three hour commute would take some getting used to though.:D :eek: Somebody reads my posts? Uh-oh. I'm impressed by your average airspeed, though. :p