NationStates Jolt Archive

After I take the quiz, you can help me recreate the human population :fluffle:

NOT IN THIS LIFETIME! I'll smite you myself!

sorry, but I'd rather the human race goes extinct. We've done more bad than good being here.

I feel the same way! Maybe we have more in common than people think. (Are you a Kurt Vonnegut fan?)

We do love you! Why don't you choose a lady to inflict your love upon and see what happens?
"inflict!" ROFLMAO! :D

Shit guys, I have to go. Play amongst yourselves and I will return later to sort everything out.

Lookies what I found:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/ZOMGNO.png
God is resouceful. :P

Maybe what you should do is think long and hard about things you will try to work on about yourself that might be hard to live with (or procreate with) and THEN retake the test. If your result still doesn't change, seek the wisdom of a smart lady to tell you what to work on. They always know.
thinking is for losers.

I feel the same way! Maybe we have more in common than people think. (Are you a Kurt Vonnegut fan?)

who's that? I'm sure I would like him if I knew who he was. What kind of music do you like?

Lookies what I found:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/ZOMGNO.png
God is resouceful. :P

*nod* You're welcome.

Shit guys, I have to go. Play amongst yourselves and I will return later to sort everything out.

bye Ilie, nice to meet you. :D

NOT IN THIS LIFETIME! I'll smite you myself!
Death count: 10?

ROFLMAO! Noo way, Jose! :p

I rather suspect that I actually will go to my grave with the remnants of a smile on my face. :D

Well, that'd be a better death than what I planned for you. I'm going to give you a choice: what would you like me to cut off first?

*nod* You're welcome.

Hehe. ^-^

thinking is for losers.

That's why you're in the last man category. You better start using your head.

Oh, go ahead. But just pick ONE. I figured I lost the right to withhold picture-viewing rights when I posted it on a public forum.
Alrighty...

http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/?action=view&current=bookescapeghost.jpg

I instantly had VERY dirty thoughts when I first saw it. ;) :fluffle: :D (I'm sure good ol' Eut would agree with me. ;) :D )

Another pic of yours reminded me of a female classmate I had for a few months in high school. I got aroused plenty of times whenever we sat next to each other in class... ;) :D

BTW, what book were you reading?

O.O Aroused and you were sitting next to her?
Least it isn't as bad as the guy who pulled it out to show everyone and played with it. X_X

O.O Aroused and you were sitting next to her?
Least it isn't as bad as the guy who pulled it out to show everyone and played with it. X_X
If I had done that, I'd probably have been dragged out of the class by the Religious Puritanical Fundamentalists of America. :p lol

But yeah, I was aroused while sitting next to her. Too bad I never made a move. Oh well.

But then came Ilie. ;) :fluffle: :D

I had no idea that picture was so arousing. I was reading "Stella Luna."

...I hope this picture meets the approval of La Belle Dame Sans Merci.

I had no idea that picture was so arousing. I was reading "Stella Luna."

...I hope this picture meets the approval of La Belle Dame Sans Merci.

YAY! Ilie is back! That's such a cool pic! I liked the one with the little paper doll standing on your shoulder. :D

who's that? I'm sure I would like him if I knew who he was. What kind of music do you like?

He is a most excellent author. You would really like his book Galapagos (also Cat's Cradle, now that I think about it) if thinking about the extinction of the human race puts a smile on your face. It certainly does mine.

I like every kind of music except for serious punk and heavy metal.

I had no idea that picture was so arousing. I was reading "Stella Luna."

...I hope this picture meets the approval of La Belle Dame Sans Merci.
I hope I didn't offend you or anything?

If not, then..

ALL HAIL ILIE!!! *worships* :D

I hope I didn't offend you or anything?

If not, then..

ALL HAIL ILIE!!! *worships* :D

It's hard to offend me, unless you call me an idiot. Oy vey, don't worship me, you'll attract the attention of people who hate that stuff. I'll be flogged! In public! *!*

He is a most excellent author. You would really like his book Galapagos (also Cat's Cradle, now that I think about it) if thinking about the extinction of the human race puts a smile on your face. It certainly does mine.

I like every kind of music except for serious punk and heavy metal.

sweet! I shall look him up and do some reading then. Mm, ever listen to Nightwish then? They're one of my favourite bands, because their lyrics are so poetic.

YAY! Ilie is back! That's such a cool pic! I liked the one with the little paper doll standing on your shoulder. :D

Thanks! I'm leaving again in a minute. That is Girl from Cat and Girl. www.catandgirl.com

...no, YOU are the coolest. :cool: You have a much cooler name.

It's hard to offend me, unless you call me an idiot. Oy vey, don't worship me, you'll attract the attention of people who hate that stuff. I'll be flogged! In public! *!*

You sound like New Dornelia..... *eerie shudder*

sweet! I shall look him up and do some reading then. Mm, ever listen to Nightwish then? They're one of my favourite bands, because their lyrics are so poetic.

No! I should try them. Ooh, you're from Canada? I love Canada!

You sound like New Dornelia..... *eerie shudder*

I don't know who that is, but I take it back if it's bad.

It's hard to offend me, unless you call me an idiot. Oy vey, don't worship me, you'll attract the attention of people who hate that stuff. I'll be flogged! In public! *!*
Oh. sorry. *halts the worshipping*

But don't worry. I've got nukes to vaporise the public. :D

Well, that'd be a better death than what I planned for you. I'm going to give you a choice: what would you like me to cut off first?
Uh ... my allowance? :D

Thanks! I'm leaving again in a minute. That is Girl from Cat and Girl. www.catandgirl.com

...no, YOU are the coolest. :cool: You have a much cooler name.

but but but.

WHEE! Webcomics!

*blush* But your name is so cute. I'd be surprised if anybody can pronounce mine...

...

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master
While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.


...Ummm...wow...

That's why you're in the last man category. You better start using your head.
He's already using one of them! Whadda ya expect? :D

Uh ... my allowance? :D

sweetness! Then I get money. :D

Alrighty...

http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/?action=view&current=bookescapeghost.jpg



*whistles* :)

No! I should try them. Ooh, you're from Canada? I love Canada!

YAY! everybody loves Canada! *does Canadian folk dance, and realizes that there is no Canadian folk dance*

Are you American?

...

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master
While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.


...Ummm...wow...

In the words of Baku: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! BWHAHAHAHAHA! BWHAHAAhAhAhAHAAHa *cough*

Explains alot. :)

*whistles* :)
Uh! Uh! Uh! Hands off, she's mine! :p

Lol, just joking. :)

I instantly had VERY dirty thoughts when I first saw it. ;) :fluffle: :D (I'm sure good ol' Eut would agree with me. ;) :D )
Oh MY! :D

She does give an entirely new meaning to "browsing the classics," does she not? :D

but but but.

WHEE! Webcomics!

*blush* But your name is so cute. I'd be surprised if anybody can pronounce mine...

Sounds french. So I think I can. :)

sweetness! Then I get money. :D
Only as part of an independely negotiated contract involving "due consideration." :D

Sounds french. So I think I can. :)

Parlez-vous francais?

Oh MY! :D

She does give an entirely new meaning to "browsing the classics," does she not? :D
Oh yeah. ;) :fluffle:

Imagine if either of us had been alone there with her.... ;) :D

Only as part of an independely negotiated contract involving "due consideration." :D

How can you manage to make EVERYTHING sound dirty? I don't know if I should praise you for that ability or not...

Parlez-vous francais?

No. :P

In the words of Baku: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! BWHAHAHAHAHA! BWHAHAAhAhAhAHAAHa *cough*

Explains alot. :)

You know, what?

It actually is pretty damn right.

Heh, I like it.

(Plus, Asbena...honestly now, regardless of what we think of each other in RL, I think we can all act civilized here. *ahem.* ;) .)

EDIT: Basically, Don't diss my Asian-ness!

It's hard to offend me, unless you call me an idiot. Oy vey, don't worship me, you'll attract the attention of people who hate that stuff. I'll be flogged! In public! *!*
Um ... is that anything like ... oh, nevermind! :D

I notice everytime I am present Kyanges runs to the shadows. >.>

You know, what?

It actually is pretty damn right.

Heh, I like this.

(Plus, Asbena...honestly now, regardless of what we think of each other in RL, I think we can all act civilized here. *ahem.* ;) .)

Yes. Love and all that jazz. :fluffle:

Least its right about me. deliberate, love, gentle...master :P
You dream....I know.
Besides... I am more experienced for my age then you! O.o THAT IS SOOOO RIGHT!

How can you manage to make EVERYTHING sound dirty? I don't know if I should praise you for that ability or not...
ROFLMAO!!! Aahahahahahahaha!

Well, it IS an acquired skill arrived at by much blood, sweat, toil and tears. Mostly sweat, but meh! :D

No. :P

then do not claim you can pronounce my name correctly.

I notice everytime I am present Kyanges runs to the shadows. >.>

No one goes into the shadows, you just puff your self up until you're the star attraction is all, lol.

(Joking man, joking... No hard feelings. ^_^.)

Oh yeah. ;) :fluffle:

Imagine if either of us had been alone there with her.... ;) :D
The mind boggles! :D

BTW ... ever have sex in a carel? W00t! :D

ROFLMAO!!! Aahahahahahahaha!

Well, it IS an acquired skill arrived at by much blood, sweat, toil and tears. Mostly sweat, but meh! :D

I'd think it involved porn, but meh, I wouldn't know.

ROFLMAO!!! Aahahahahahahaha!

Well, it IS an acquired skill arrived at by much blood, sweat, toil and tears. Mostly sweat, but meh! :D

not a skill I'd ever be interested in getting. I'd rather use the time to improve my (non-existant) viola skills.

La-dae-MA-san-s-merci :P
I know how to say it irl....but I can't give you the pronounciation over the web. :(

I'd think it involved porn, but meh, I wouldn't know.
You're right ... you wouldn't! :D

Yes. Love and all that jazz. :fluffle:

Least its right about me. deliberate, love, gentle...master :P
You dream....I know.
Besides... I am more experienced for my age then you! O.o THAT IS SOOOO RIGHT!

Lol, now what did my thing say about all the playboys being left with unwanted children again?...

Heh, keep talking buddy. ^_^...

not a skill I'd ever be interested in getting. I'd rather use the time to improve my (non-existant) viola skills.
Hey! Don't knock it if you've not tried it. :p

No one goes into the shadows, you just puff your self up until you're the star attraction is all, lol.

(Joking man, joking... No hard feelings. ^_^.)

Itai.
If you were a girl I'd probably make a move on you....except for that whole... ya know thing. :o

Conflict makes life fun!

La-dae-MA-san-s-merci :P
I know how to say it irl....but I can't give you the pronounciation over the web. :(

even if it's over the web, I can already tell you you're pronouncing it wrong.

The mind boggles! :D
:D
BTW ... ever have sex in a carel?
I'm still a virgin, so I wouldn't know.

Plus, I don't know what a carel is.

not a skill I'd ever be interested in getting. I'd rather use the time to improve my (non-existant) viola skills.

I prefer the keyboard-ish things....piano, xylophone, synthisizer.

Hey! Don't knock it if you've not tried it. :p

It's inflicted much damage onto me, and only less than half of that damage came from NS. You can thank the other 60% to Tweet Tweet, if she'll ever show up on NS again. But anyway, nothing that destroys your innocence is good.

Lol, now what did my thing say about all the playboys being left with unwanted children again?...

Heh, keep talking buddy. ^_^...

I'm not a playboy though! I am a very desirable male. It even says so. You're the type that bops along and gets happy later.

Least its better then the hornivore.....I think I know who would get that one! HAHA!

I prefer the keyboard-ish things....piano, xylophone, synthisizer.

I play almost every kind of instrument...piano, viola, violin, flute, piccolo, harmonica, a bit of the drums...kinda want to learn bass, actually.

Itai.
If you were a girl I'd probably make a move on you....except for that whole... ya know thing. :o

Conflict makes life fun!

Ewww...? I may have known you for four years man, but the mere thought made me start... convulsing... Lol.

If I were a girl...

The world would end...

...You're the type that bops along and gets happy later.


Yay!

(Disregarding the fact that you're not particularly qualified to say that...)

Ewww...? I may have known you for four years man, but the mere thought made me start... convulsing... Lol.

If I were a girl...

The world would end...

I was being sarcastic. If I said I would do the same to ND, would you have believed me!? O.O Your reaction surprises me that you thought I was serious! O.O

I'm not a playboy though! I am a very desirable male. It even says so. You're the type that bops along and gets happy later.

Least its better then the hornivore.....I think I know who would get that one! HAHA!

*gasp* both Asbena and Eut are gentlemen? I think there might be something wrong with the quiz...or the naming system.

I play almost every kind of instrument...piano, viola, violin, flute, piccolo, harmonica, a bit of the drums...kinda want to learn bass, actually.

Holy crap...

All I tried was the piano...

And the only thing I *wanted* to try was the guitar...

Yay!

(Disregarding the fact that you're not particularly qualified to say that...)

Yes I am. If this was Loveless....You'd still have your ears! :P
Only other anime fans would get it....so Mehhh :p

I play almost every kind of instrument...piano, viola, violin, flute, piccolo, harmonica, a bit of the drums...kinda want to learn bass, actually.

Eh, with the synth, I can play all those things! Yay Digital Audio! Or MIDI! Whatever!

Holy crap...

All I tried was the piano...

And the only thing I *wanted* to try was the guitar...

How about I lend you my Guitar?

I was being sarcastic. If I said I would do the same to ND, would you have believed me!? O.O Your reaction surprises me that you thought I was serious! O.O

I dunno...!

I've heard some pret-ty, cra-zy things about you...

Things that are better left sunken in the deep, dark recesses of what passes for a subconscious in my mind...

*gasp* both Asbena and Eut are gentlemen? I think there might be something wrong with the quiz...or the naming system.

Hey, I got Slow dancer. If what I showed you was really how I was, I'd be Hornivore...

Holy crap...

All I tried was the piano...

And the only thing I *wanted* to try was the guitar...

too many people play piano and guitar, but how many can claim they play the viola, or piccolo, or harmonica?

too many people play piano and guitar, but how many can claim they play the viola, or piccolo, or harmonica?

I can play the harmonica...and not just on a synth :p

It's inflicted much damage onto me, and only less than half of that damage came from NS. You can thank the other 60% to Tweet Tweet, if she'll ever show up on NS again. But anyway, nothing that destroys your innocence is good.
Au contraire, mon fraire! Innocence begs to be destroyed! :D

Or at the very least, to be tickled into submission! ;)

How about I lend you my Guitar?

Heh, I must admit, that thing was pretty cool.

But around the school grounds, (Around us anyway.) you never really showed what you could do with that. Actually, around the friends, you never did much with it at all...

And the only time that thing was plugged in, the teacher was busy reminiscing about his own guitar swingin days, lol.

Au contraire, ma soeur! Innocence begs to be destroyed! :D

thanks, but I have no interest in becoming a guy.

too many people play piano and guitar, but how many can claim they play the viola, or piccolo, or harmonica?

*Seat bumped in and point taken.*

My father had a harmonica, but I only ever tried it around the age of 6, and the best I got was Mary had a Little Lamb...

Uh! Uh! Uh! Hands off, she's mine! :p

Lol, just joking. :)


Just looking, just looking. ;) Besides, my pick seems to have disappeared.

thanks, but I have no interest in becoming a guy.

Good!

*Seat bumped in and point taken.*

damn, now I want to learn how to play a banjo...anybody know where to get a banjo?

damn, now I want to learn how to play a banjo...anybody know where to get a banjo?

It'd be cooler to make one *nods*

:D

I'm still a virgin, so I wouldn't know.

Plus, I don't know what a carel is.
Oh. Ok.

Carels are small study areas in many libraries, usually with a table, a couple of chairs and little else, surrounded by stacks of books. Makes one become rather ... creative. :D

Heh, I must admit, that thing was pretty cool.

But around the school grounds, (Around us anyway.) you never really showed what you could do with that. Actually, around the friends, you never did much with it at all...

And the only time that thing was plugged in, the teacher was busy reminiscing about his own guitar swingin days, lol.

Course not, do I want to show off it? Not really!
Stuff like FFXI where I am a God....in the eyes of the ignorant scum, yes I do. :p I think I proved I pwned on Black Hawk Down to.

thanks, but I have no interest in becoming a guy.
LOL! Well, after reading that all I can say is ... vive la differance! :D

Oh. Ok.

Carels are small study areas in many libraries, usually with a table, a couple of chairs and little else, surrounded by stacks of books. Makes one become rather ... creative. :D

How about 0-G sex. Like in space. :D
Opens a whole new world of positions!

LOL! Well, after reading that all I can say is ... vive la differance! :D

please stop slaughtering the French language. I would like to be able to pass French 12 without laughing everytime I want to say the word difference.

Half-Cocked
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDf)

Fiery. Hungry. Blatant. Sexual. Christ. You are Half-Cocked.

There's a lot of wild lust inside you, banging around, that much is obvious. There's also a lot of untamed emotion. When either escapes, look out. One minute you're completely together, the next you're a howling gale of hormones and opinions.

Outside relationships, your intense, mercurial personality makes you a charmer. You can be fiercely devoted, and it's likely that many of your friends will be friends-for-life. Of course, your enemies are likewise certain and zealous, especially your exes and their therapists.

You will find the right person. In the short term, he's someone virile who won't sweat your imperfections. In the long term, he will be someone mature and caring who will grow to love them.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Slow Dancer

CONSIDER: The Playboy, The Billy Goat

Your exact opposite:
The Maid of Honor

How about 0-G sex. Like in space. :D
Opens a whole new world of positions!
Strange you should mention that. It's not been long since I was pondering that very thing. I should think it would require that both parties be thethered, and that they make sure to find proper "purchase." :D

Oh. Ok.

Carels are small study areas in many libraries, usually with a table, a couple of chairs and little else, surrounded by stacks of books. Makes one become rather ... creative. :D
Sounds like a great place. ;) :fluffle: :D

Course not, do I want to show off it? Not really!
Stuff like FFXI where I am a God....in the eyes of the ignorant scum, yes I do. :p I think I proved I pwned on Black Hawk Down to.


I think you proved it rather well!

*Recalls time Kyanges kept killing you with a hand gun while you were sniper...*

Lolzers... Pwned.

We should really get back on BHD again later today, got time?

please stop slaughtering the French language. I would like to be able to pass French 12 without laughing everytime I want to say the word difference.

Slaughtering Spanish or German is much more fun.

Half-Cocked
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDf)

Fiery. Hungry. Blatant. Sexual. Christ. You are Half-Cocked.

There's a lot of wild lust inside you, banging around, that much is obvious. There's also a lot of untamed emotion. When either escapes, look out. One minute you're completely together, the next you're a howling gale of hormones and opinions.

Outside relationships, your intense, mercurial personality makes you a charmer. You can be fiercely devoted, and it's likely that many of your friends will be friends-for-life. Of course, your enemies are likewise certain and zealous, especially your exes and their therapists.

You will find the right person. In the short term, he's someone virile who won't sweat your imperfections. In the long term, he will be someone mature and caring who will grow to love them.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Slow Dancer

CONSIDER: The Playboy, The Billy Goat

Your exact opposite:
The Maid of Honor

ROFLMAO. Kyanges hook up with her!

Strange you should mention that. It's not been long since I was pondering that very thing. I should think it would require that both parties be thethered, and that they make sure to find proper "purchase." :D

*The "act" begins...*

*Motion starts...*

*Head crashes on "ceiling"...*

Man, was a mood breaker...

ROFLMAO. Kyanges hook up with her!

Nadkor is a she? :eek: :eek:

Half-Cocked
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDf)

ALWAYS AVOID: The Slow Dancer

CONSIDER: The Playboy, The Billy Goat

Your exact opposite:
The Maid of Honor

Avoid huh? Figures.....Wait....Nadkor is female?

I think you proved it rather well!

*Recalls time Kyanges kept killing you with a hand gun while you were sniper...*

Lolzers... Pwned.

We should really get back on BHD again later today, got time?

Hai....
Mr. Gunner with the assault rifle. Go with your mate.
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Eut! O.o I was thinking of the standing 69 or the Spinning Screw. :P XD

ROFLMAO. Kyanges hook up with her!

Considering the few comments that just popped up above this one:

ROFL.

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

Yet another one o.o!

Yet another one o.o!

they seem to manifest NS, don't they?

please stop slaughtering the French language. I would like to be able to pass French 12 without laughing everytime I want to say the word difference.
Hey! I never claimed to be a linguist, and certainly not in the Fench language. A small break for me, maybe, just 'cause? :)

Hai....
Mr. Gunner with the assault rifle. Go with your mate.
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Eut! O.o I was thinking of the standing 69 or the Spinning Screw. :P XD


My mate be my trusty SAW, M4 OR M240?

Wai- wah?!

they seem to manifest NS, don't they?

We're just awesome like that.

My mate be my trusty SAW, M4 OR M240?

Wai- wah?!

Sex. :P Something you don't know of.

they seem to manifest NS, don't they?

NS is just that kind of place I guess?

Hey! I never claimed to be a linguist, and certainly not in the Fench language. A small break for me, maybe, just 'cause? :)

as long as you don't try to turn me into a guy again, you're off the hook.

Sounds like a great place. ;) :fluffle: :D
The wise man always chooses that which makes him better, Grasshopper! :D

NS is just that kind of place I guess?

True...also lots of Last men on Earth show up.

Sex. :P Something you don't know of.

Got to put other people down eh?

Doesn't that say something.

Settle down little boy. ;)

We both know neither of us is qualified here.

Nadkor is a she? :eek: :eek:
Avoid huh? Figures.....Wait....Nadkor is female?

Shows how many people pay attention to sigs :p ...

*The "act" begins...*

*Motion starts...*

*Head crashes on "ceiling"...*

Man, was a mood breaker...
Not to mention the sheer velocity certain things can achieve in zero gravity! :D

NS is just that kind of place I guess?

Also excessively liberal, intellegent and Atheist; we're a rather skewed representation of the world.

Got to put other people down eh?

Doesn't that say something.

Settle down little boy. ;)

That's why I platonicly love you. :p
Though no details shall be extracted about ex-gfs or the sort!

Shows how many people pay attention to sigs :p ...

Well, it's so light....maybe if it was in blue...in bigger print.

Not to mention the sheer velocity certain things can achieve in zero gravity! :D


I guess they'll just have to shift around a lot... Bleh.

Lol, padded walls...

Well, it's so light....maybe if it was in blue...in bigger print.
But I like the colours...and I wouldn't want my sig too loud like some...

as long as you don't try to turn me into a guy again, you're off the hook.
Hmm. An honest mistake on here, considering my execreble French and your adamant refusal to post a photograph at first. :p

But I like the colours...

They are rather pretty. I just saw them because I generally turn the sigs off on my setting. Some of them are too distracting.

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

Also excessively liberal, intellegent and Atheist; we're a rather skewed representation of the world.

Oi, skewed is right.

Ironic "Intelligent" was spelled wrong.

(Not aimed at you.)

Hmm. An honest mistake on here, considering my execreble French and your adamant refusal to post a photograph at first. :p

who needs me to post my pics when Dina saved all of them onto his account. I'm still creepy out at that.

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.


Lol. Yet another!

Over here! We've got T-shirts.

Shows how many people pay attention to sigs :p ...
Uh ... considering no pic and that many people don't enable sigs ... no! :p

who needs me to post my pics when Dina saved all of them onto his account. I'm still creepy out at that.

Geez, I only saved one.

Lol. Yet another!

Over here! We've got T-shirts.

what do they say?

"I'm boring and common. LOVE ME!"

(jk)

They are rather pretty. I just saw them because I generally turn the sigs off on my setting. Some of them are too distracting.
Yeah, well I've been on forums where the sigs are much more obtrusive, so I don't really notice most of the sigs here much.

Lmao. :)
More Slow Dancers RUN AWAY!:eek:

I guess they'll just have to shift around a lot... Bleh.

Lol, padded walls...
LOL! So the "rooms" could double as cells for those who went insane from trying to complete the act? Kewl! Just don't forget to wash down the walls afterward. :D

Oi, skewed is right.

Ironic "Intelligent" was spelled wrong.

(Not aimed at you.)

At least I spelled Atheist right. :P

who needs me to post my pics when Dina saved all of them onto his account. I'm still creepy out at that.
LOL! Well, it IS a public forum, darlin'. :p

Yeah, well I've been on forums where the sigs are much more obtrusive, so I don't really notice most of the sigs here much.

Yeah, some of those giant-ass sigs bug the hell out of me, especially when they are bring neon colours. Because then I stare at the sigs rather than read the posts...I don't have a short attention span *shifty eyes*

LOL! Well, it IS a public forum, darlin'. :p

Geez, If'n you wanted to use up your alloted bandwitdth, feh.

Yeah, some of those giant-ass sigs bug the hell out of me, especially when they are bring neon colours. Because then I stare at the sigs rather than read the posts...I don't have a short attention span *shifty eyes*

O.O I get the same feeling.

LOL! Well, it IS a public forum, darlin'. :p

but my pics WEREN'T public. I only posted 1 of them, and it has my face blocked off by a camera. Dina went and somehow found the others. They weren't meant to be public.

Yeah, some of those giant-ass sigs bug the hell out of me, especially when they are bring neon colours. Because then I stare at the sigs rather than read the posts...I don't have a short attention span *shifty eyes*

You'd need a short one for a forum what moves this fast.


(Listening to: Dragostea din tei, by O-zone)
^^Teh randoms.

Yeah, some of those giant-ass sigs bug the hell out of me, especially when they are bring neon colours. Because then I stare at the sigs rather than read the posts...I don't have a short attention span *shifty eyes*

Sorry?

You'd need a short one for a forum what moves this fast.


(Listening to: Dragostea din tei, by O-zone)
^^Teh randoms.

Hooray for Romanian Techno!

Numa Numa!

but my pics WEREN'T public. I only posted 1 of them, and it has my face blocked off by a camera. Dina went and somehow found the others. They weren't meant to be public.

You should changed the names of the pics then. They were alll "IMG_461...IMG_462...IMG_463...IMG_464"

You should changed the names of the pics then. They were alll "IMG_461...IMG_462...IMG_463...IMG_464"

Lol. I want to see the cutie. Can I see?

Hooray for Romanian Techno!

Numa Numa!

It's on "Around the World" (by Daft Punk) now. :p still the same priciple though, yes?

Lol. I want to see the cutie. Can I see?

Again?
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/LaDame.jpg

You should changed the names of the pics then. They were alll "IMG_461...IMG_462...IMG_463...IMG_464"

How did I know you were going to be creepy enough to go look for them that way? Why did you even try anyway? And even if you found them, I kept them private for a reason, that doesn't mean you can go randomly post them everywhere. Besides, people *ASK* before posting other people's pics at random places.

*snip*

:upyours:

STOP DOING THAT!

How did I know you were going to be creepy enough to go look for them that way? Why did you even try anyway? And even if you found them, I kept them private for a reason, that doesn't mean you can go randomly post them everywhere. Besides, people *ASK* before posting other people's pics at random places.

Can I see your other ones. :)
Bad bad bad Dinaverg!

How did I know you were going to be creepy enough to go look for them that way? Why did you even try anyway? And even if you found them, I kept them private for a reason, that doesn't mean you can go randomly post them everywhere. Besides, people *ASK* before posting other people's pics at random places.
*nods* :)

I asked Ilie before posting a link to HER pic. :)

Can I see your other ones. :)
Bad bad bad Dinaverg!

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j187/ladamesansmerci/IMG_0462.jpg

this is the only pic I have left on my account, so don't even bother go looking for others.

*nods* :)

I asked Ilie before posting a link to HER pic. :)

I was actually trying to find your post when you asked Ilie, but gave up after going through 5 pages.

*gasp* both Asbena and Eut are gentlemen? I think there might be something wrong with the quiz...or the naming system.

Their definition of a gentlemen is Skewed. Although Eut is 99.9% honorary Italian Stallion

Au contraire, mon fraire! Innocence begs to be destroyed! :D

Or at the very least, to be tickled into submission! ;)

Although, that would be Au contraire, mon frère.

Although, that would be Au contraire, mon frère.

Don't worry, I already corrected it to ma soeur.

I'm The Slow Dancer: Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Don't worry, I already corrected it to ma soeur.

Well I'm sure Eut is still trying to figure out if you meant soar, and just can't spell. :p

How did I know you were going to be creepy enough to go look for them that way? Why did you even try anyway? And even if you found them, I kept them private for a reason, that doesn't mean you can go randomly post them everywhere. Besides, people *ASK* before posting other people's pics at random places.

Because it seemed as though it was a distinct possibility, and I'd like to know what this supposed girl I'm talking to looks like. Eh, Asbena asked for, I imagine you shoulld take this paticular incident up with your god, but not putting pictures on the internet in the first place is a good deterent.

Ah. So I win! I am Italian! ^-^

Can I see your other ones. :)
Bad bad bad Dinaverg!

The other's were like, an eye and lips anyways.

Geez, If'n you wanted to use up your alloted bandwitdth, feh.
Huh? S'plain thyself! :)

*nods* :)

I asked Ilie before posting a link to HER pic. :)

Yeah, but La Dame already has an issue with me, doesn't mean so much there.

The other's were like, an eye and lips anyways.

I love looking into someone's eyes or kissing their lovely lips. I wouldn't mind.

but my pics WEREN'T public. I only posted 1 of them, and it has my face blocked off by a camera. Dina went and somehow found the others. They weren't meant to be public.
Oh. Well then ... [ Smacks Dina upside da hed wid a Minalta tripod! ] :D

Ah. So I win! I am Italian! ^-^

Were you born in Italy? Are both of your parents Italian?

Or more importantly, lei parla l'italiano?

Huh? S'plain thyself! :)

Well basically, everytime someone sees a page with a picture from your photobucket on it, the pic is loaded from your album and uses a little of the bandwidth you're allowed to use. If it was still in her PB when I posted it, everyone seeing it would use her bandwidth.

I love looking into someone's eyes or kissing their lovely lips. I wouldn't mind.

Aye, they were nice lips I suppose....*sigh* But they're gone, whatever.

Oh. Well then ... [ Smacks Dina upside da hed wid a Minalta tripod! ] :D
Thoughly owned. Though a gentleman slaps with a dueling glove usually. :P

Oh. Well then ... [ Smacks Dina upside da hed wid a Minalta tripod! ] :D

OW! Feh, you of all people...

I was actually trying to find your post when you asked Ilie, but gave up after going through 5 pages.
click on my username, go into my profile, and click the link that says "view all of the plutonian empire's posts". You should find it easier. :)

It's on page 35 :)

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j187/ladamesansmerci/IMG_0462.jpg

this is the only pic I have left on my account, so don't even bother go looking for others.
You have pretty lips. Almost like a lil bow, they are. :)

Yeah, but La Dame already has an issue with me, doesn't mean so much there.

So, you basically in a roundabout way, hacked into her photo account and posted pictures of her without permission. Such an honorable act...:rolleyes:

Aye, they were nice lips I suppose....*sigh* But they're gone, whatever.

I'm a compassionate loving person.
Lada can you show us all again? :)

Their definition of a gentlemen is Skewed. Although Eut is 99.9% honorary Italian Stallion
ROFLMAO! Uh ... thanks, I think. :D

I'll have you know that I'm a gentleman at all times, but only an "Italian Stallion" when the opportunity presents itself. :D

I'm a compassionate loving person.
Lada can you show us all again? :)

show you what?

So, you basically in a roundabout way, hacked into her photo account and posted pictures of her without permission. Such an honorable act...:rolleyes:

Eh, not as though honor would be of any use when it comes to her. I don't know where I'd find the reasoning to be honorable in such a situation.

So, you basically in a roundabout way, hacked into her photo account and posted pictures of her without permission. Such an honorable act...:rolleyes:

Hardly hacked, more like checked the directory.

I'm a compassionate loving person.
Lada can you show us all again? :)

She might TG you...Might.

You have pretty lips. Almost like a lil bow, they are. :)

*GASP* A non-dirty intended comment! *takes picture*

Well basically, everytime someone sees a page with a picture from your photobucket on it, the pic is loaded from your album and uses a little of the bandwidth you're allowed to use. If it was still in her PB when I posted it, everyone seeing it would use her bandwidth.
Ah. Ok. Thanks. :)

Hardly hacked, more like checked the directory.

who's side are you on anyway?

OW! Feh, you of all people...
Heh! Now what's THAT suppose to mean, huh? :p

Actually that is a dirty thought. XD

Heh! Now what's THAT suppose to mean, huh? :p

I imagine you could understand my aquiring of such a nice picture :p

Actually that is a dirty thought. XD

Oh? What's this? A little bit of dirty old man in this one too?

*GASP* A non-dirty intended comment! *takes picture*
:(

who's side are you on anyway?

Your side, partner. :D

DIE HACKER DIE! XD

i seriously never thought this thread would get hijacked.. :eek:

Oh? What's this? A little bit of dirty old man in this one too?

I'm only 18. Hardly a dirty old man. Perverted yes....old no.

I imagine you could understand my aquiring of such a nice picture :p
Of course. But one must acquire these in a totally legitimate manner, Grasshopper, that is if one is to be considered a gentleman. :)

:(

Lol...just...lol...

Ah. So I win! I am Italian! ^-^

Unless you were born in Italy, you are not Italian. Italian is a nationality, not a blood line and even if it were I doubt that you would qualify. If I'm wrong I'm wrong, but chances are you are not Italian, and there are about 2 people other then myself on here who really are. Gli italiani falsi me disgustano.

Eh, not as though honor would be of any use when it comes to her. I don't know where I'd find the reasoning to be honorable in such a situation.

Honor is always of use, regardless of the situation. Granted there are situations which warrant more honor then others, one should never be dishonorable.

ROFLMAO! Uh ... thanks, I think. :D

I'll have you know that I'm a gentleman at all times, but only an "Italian Stallion" when the opportunity presents itself. :D

All Italian Stallions are gentlemen 100% of the time. However, the definition of a gentleman varies from situation to situation.

i seriously never thought this thread would get hijacked.. :eek:

We all have special skills in hijacking threads...

actually, I think I have special skills in hijacking threads.

Unless you were born in Italy, you are not Italian. Italian is a nationality, not a blood line and even if it were I doubt that you would qualify. If I'm wrong I'm wrong, but chances are you are not Italian, and there are about 2 people other then myself on here who really are. Gli italiani falsi me disgustano...

You consider Chinese a bloodline?

I'd like to keep my Asian American status please.

Honor is always of use, regardless of the situation. Granted there are situations which warrant more honor then others, one should never be dishonorable.

Eh, I prefer respect to honor, and that was certainly something that was lacking here.

You consider Chinese a bloodline?

I'd like to keep my Asian American status please.

wait...you're Chinese? Ni hao! :D

We all have special skills in hijacking threads...

actually, I think I have special skills in hijacking threads.

Nah, It's what you look like that has that skill, and since I'm the one showing the pic, it'd be my hijack.

You consider Chinese a bloodline?

I'd like to keep my Asian American status please.

You are more then welcome to keep your bloodline. Although, if you marry a person with an Italian great, great grandfather please don't call yourself Italian.

wait...you're Chinese? Ni hao! :D

Limited Cantonese. :(

I am trying to learn Mandarin. Would be helpful seeing it's China's official Language. But then again, my parents are from Hong Kong... So there's slightly more urgency to learn Cantonese.

Heh, whatever.

Ni hao!

wait...you're Chinese? Ni hao! :D
roflmaolamoamalmomlmao
God is proud.

You are more then welcome to keep your bloodline. Although, if you marry a person with an Italian great, great grandfather please don't call yourself Italian.

Never. :)

Lol...just...lol...
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! :p

Limited Cantonese. :(

I am trying to learn Mandarin. Would be helpful seeing it's China's official Language. But then again, my parents are from Hong Kong... So there's slightly more urgency to learn Cantonese.

Heh, whatever.

Ni hao!

damn...can't speak Cantonese. Never lived in Hong Kong... see if you can understand this:

ni jiao she me ming zi?

roflmaolamoamalmomlmao
God is proud.

:confused: what's so funny?

roflmaolamoamalmomlmao
God is proud.

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off laughing ass my off ass my ass laughing my off my laughing my ass off?

:confused: what's so funny?
He told me never to say Ni hao to him again. And you just did it for me. :D

He told me never to say Ni hao to him again. And you just did it for me. :D

well, I get away with more things than you do, because on government files, there is an "F" beside my name instead of an "M".

yay 700

yay 700

O_O I got 700? Anybody else want it? I'm willing to put it up for auction.

damn...can't speak Cantonese. Never lived in Hong Kong... see if you can understand this:

ni jiao she me ming zi?

All I can see is that you're asking something about myself, I think. Mandarin and Cantonese are too disimilar I'm afraid. :( *There goes my secret messages idea...*


@Asbena:
Thanks for never doing that. For some reason, every time you said it too me, it felt too much like some big joke to you. Something I'm not too happy with.

True. ^-^ :fluffle:
You're my partner. :)

All I can see is that you're asking something about myself, I think. Mandarin and Cantonese are too disimilar I'm afraid. :( *There goes my secret messages idea...*


damn...then LEARN MANDARIN...or French. Either one works.

@Asbena:
Thanks for never doing that. For some reason, every time you said it too me, it felt too much like some big joke to you. Something I'm not too happy with.

And when I asked to learn from you!? You laughed and slapped your hand on the table and then I said, "Serious" and you did it again. Really now....that's messed up.

True. ^-^ :fluffle:
You're my partner. :)

partner? oh great, you just turned me from straight to gay. Thanks a lot. :(

partner? oh great, you just turned me from straight to gay. Thanks a lot. :(
No!

It was a joke about the thread title. *sigh*

No!

It was a joke about the thread title. *sigh*

:p

don't worry, I'm not insecure to the point to let one word change me yet.

:p

don't worry, I'm not insecure to the point to let one word change me yet.

This concept of 'Yet' Confuses and INFURIATES us! (Lol joke from omnicron persei 8 monsters of futurama :) )

take the test as a member of the opposite sex and see what you get. It's quite interesting. I got Mixed Messenger...

here's a shocker...I'm the "boy next door", as are PM, Tribes, and Kanabia...no, I never saw that one coming...haha

And when I asked to learn from you!? You laughed and slapped your hand on the table and then I said, "Serious" and you did it again. Really now....that's messed up.

The fact that it seemed like a joke to you in the first place shattered any hope I had in you about learning Chinese.

But fear not, I'm an honest believer in the idea that people can change, and so far, you're on a pretty good streak imo.



damn...then LEARN MANDARIN...or French. Either one works.

Yes Ma'am!

(Mandarin.)

take the test as a member of the opposite sex and see what you get. It's quite interesting. I got Mixed Messenger...

Will do!

The fact that it seemed like a joke to you in the first place shattered any hope I had in you about learning Chinese.

But fear not, I'm an honest believer in the idea that people can change, and so far, you're on a pretty good streak imo.




Yes Ma'am!

(Mandarin.)
Wonder what that meant. O.o

here's a shocker...I'm the "boy next door", as are PM, Tribes, and Kanabia...no, I never saw that one coming...haha

You? *starts laughing*

oh, btw, you need to apologize to Ruffino for eating him as an oreo.

Wonder what that meant. O.o

It means he thinks you've been a good boy, and needs to keep on behaving this way...

You? *starts laughing*

oh, btw, you need to apologize to Ruffino for eating him as an oreo.

You split him in two and licked the cream out afterwards? O.O

You split him in two and licked the cream out afterwards? O.O

Nah, I was/am a dog and ate the top, Sark got the rest.

take the test as a member of the opposite sex and see what you get. It's quite interesting. I got Mixed Messenger...

I get the Sonnet when I act like a girl.

I get the Sonnet when I act like a girl.

Ditto, which makes sense, being DGLD like Slow Dancer.

...Lol, as a girl:

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy

Your exact opposite:
Genghis Khunt

Random Brutal Sex Master

I got the Slow Dancer. Sonnet seems like the most appealing female stereotype to me.

...Lol, as a girl:

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy

Your exact opposite:
Genghis Khunt

Random Brutal Sex Master

AHHAAHA Female version of you is the same!

Well yeah. What were you hoping for?
I answered the questions the same.

Were you hoping I'd try to imagine myself as a girl?

Most men would only make better women...




...for men.

And frankly, I'm not into that.

Genghis Khunt... What a horrible title, Blech.

This really is true

The Window Shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDf)


Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.

You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come.


Your exact opposite:
The Stiletto

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.

Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.


BEWARE: The Hornivore

CONSIDER: The Gentleman, The Loverboy, The Boy Next Door

This really is true

The Window Shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDf)


Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.

You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come.


Your exact opposite:
The Stiletto

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.

Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.


BEWARE: The Hornivore

CONSIDER: The Gentleman, The Loverboy, The Boy Next Door

Guess that's true... :O

CONSIDER:The Boy Next Door

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10725656&postcount=256

*waves*

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10725656&postcount=256

*waves*

LOL you didn't get it I think. :o

LOL...hi Rome

When I took the test as female, it came up with Window Shopper. Great, as a guy I'm a wuss; as a woman, I'm fickle.

Asbena: Get what?

Rangerville: Hello. Ranger fan?

Yes

Yes
You're a fish out of water over there in Prince Rupert. You must be thrilled- the Rangers been a laughingstock for way too long and I'm happy that they're back in the playoffs (that and Jaromir Jagr's back in form). I'm a fish out of water too- I like Buffalo and Vancouver. I do believe I need to move...

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)


Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.


Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.





And the picture even looks much like me, hilariously!

lol

Yes, i am thrilled, now i hope they can clinch the division.

lol

Yes, i am thrilled, now i hope they can clinch the division.



They should, if they beat Philly later this week.


On a more important note, it looks like my Ducks are playoff bound.

Yes, congrats.

The Rangers can actually clinch it just by winning their next three games, they might not have to play Philly to do it. They are playing New Jersey right now, then have the Isles and Pittsburgh.

Yes, congrats.

The Rangers can actually clinch it just by winning their next three games, they might not have to play Philly to do it. They are playing New Jersey right now, then have the Isles and Pittsburgh.


Yeah, three easy games, then they don't have to worry about beating Philly or Ottawa.

lol

Yes, i am thrilled, now i hope they can clinch the division.

They probably should- the Flyers don't look like they're able to mount any sort of challenge, even though they beat my Sabres.

Have the Rangers clinched a berth yet?

They clinched a playoff berth a week ago or so.

They clinched a playoff berth a week ago or so.

That's good news. Who'd they beat for that one? How do you like their chances in the playoffs? Jagr should be a killer.

On a more important note, it looks like my Ducks are playoff bound.

Anaheim just came out of nowhere- what a surprise that one is. Of course, you guys gained a lot of points through OT losses- without them you'd be fighting for your playoff lives.

Hm.... This is what I got when I put the opposite of everything. (Other then the first page and age/height)

Male: The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)

Female: Half-Cocked
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDf)
Fiery. Hungry. Blatant. Sexual. Christ. You are Half-Cocked.

There's a lot of wild lust inside you, banging around, that much is obvious. There's also a lot of untamed emotion. When either escapes, look out. One minute you're completely together, the next you're a howling gale of hormones and opinions.

Outside relationships, your intense, mercurial personality makes you a charmer. You can be fiercely devoted, and it's likely that many of your friends will be friends-for-life. Of course, your enemies are likewise certain and zealous, especially your exes and their therapists.

You will find the right person. In the short term, he's someone virile who won't sweat your imperfections. In the long term, he will be someone mature and caring who will grow to love them.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Slow Dancer

CONSIDER: The Playboy, The Billy Goat


Haha, I should avoid myself.

The Boy Next Door

Hmmm...well, that's true, I guess. Especially this bit:
"On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a <censored> (why do they let Yanks be mods?) to hold."

They beat Philadelphia in a shoot-out five days ago, but they clinched the spot as soon as the game went into OT because they only needed the point.

They beat Philadelphia in a shoot-out five days ago, but they clinched the spot as soon as the game went into OT because they only needed the point.

I think I remember reading about that. How did you celebrate? I remember when Buffalo beat the Leafs to clinch I had a drink- it was a sweet, sweet victory.