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I was on-line chatting with friends in New York, they usually give me the play by play during the games because i can't watch them. We were just really happy, congratulating eachother on the Rangers making it...lol.

I was on-line chatting with friends in New York, they usually give me the play by play during the games because i can't watch them. We were just really happy, congratulating eachother on the Rangers making it...lol.

I TG'ed you. Don't want to clutter the thread.

Okay

Well then, now we have to talk about something else...

I'm curious as to the lack of Battleaxes :p

a shit one :(

Well then, now we have to talk about something else...

I'm curious as to the lack of Battleaxes :p

As in the Swollen Members' record label? I say *good riddance* to that.

a shit one :(
Why do you say that?

a shit one :(

Take the test....get battleaxe :D

a shit one :(

She mad at you? In any case, I'm sure it'll be all right- you can't be that bad.

She mad at you? In any case, I'm sure it'll be all right- you can't be that bad.

He sent her an angry e-mail.

The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)

Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.

Your exact opposite:The Billy Goat Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach

He sent her an angry e-mail.

What? Why?

What? Why?

Ah, how I despise gossip.

The answer is: None of your goddamn business.

Edit: In retrospect, that came out a little harsh. What I meant was: PM will tell us if he wants, and until then it's no-one business but his.

Ah, how I despise gossip.

The answer is: None of your goddamn business.

Edit: In retrospect, that came out a little harsh. What I meant was: PM will tell us if he wants, and until then it's no-one business but his.

I apologize for prying.

The Mixed Messenger
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDm)

Just...take...the...fucking...flower...darling. The Mixed Messenger apologizes again.

You're looking for love, but you'll always maintain your independence. You're prepared for a real commitment, but it's also likely that you're ambitious, which creates a certain romantic tension and ambivalence within you. So although you can be very affectionate to someone, you are also capable of pulling some dubious shit.

In a relationship, you're usually the emotional leader. With your friends, you're a little bit more part of the pack. You're well-liked but you're not the uninhibited type, so the spotlight's often on someone else. In both social and romantic situations, however, you almost always get what you want. Influencing people is something you do very well.

Your exact opposite:
The Playboy
[Random Gentle Sex Master]


ALWAYS AVOID: The Playstation, The Peach

CONSIDER: The Priss

H’m… I see. Is that good?

H’m… I see. Is that good?

It is If you want Anti-Social Darwinism.

H’m… I see. Is that good?

Yes and no. It's the average guy.

H’m… I see. Is that good?
Course not!

It is If you want Anti-Social Darwinism.
I don't "want" anyone per se, actually. I like taking tests and jeering at the painfully skewed results afterwards. (And who might that be?)

a shit one :(
:confused:
que pasa huw?

a shit one :(
no you're not. not even in the slightest.

(you know, i could read that whole email you sent without crying but seeing you say those three words has set me off.)

you're the best thing that ever happened to me. you'll never have any idea just how much you've done for me, all the things i'll never be able to thank you enough for. the frustrations you feel with the situations are perfectly normal and certainly do not make me think any less of you at all - noone could reasonably think less of you for it. and nothing in that email changes a damn thing about how wonderful you are, how much i love you, how totally screwed over i'd be if i lost you, how fucking lucky i am to have you... not a thing has changed and every thing i've ever said to you i still believe with every bone in my body.
:fluffle:

god, i wish you could see or tell how desperate i am to make you see all this

i could say a whole lot more but i'd rather wait for you to come on msn.
please please wake up and come on soon....

edit: update - things are okay now :)

I'm supposed to be this type of guy:

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer

I still don't know if I should be happy about this result or if I should try it again and cheat until I'm the deliberate brutal sex master :)

BIG HUG for Glitziness. x

I wonder what it says about me that I always give up half way through tests like this..
Why do they persist in asking things I don't have an answer to; or leave out the answer I have to their question. *sigh*

BIG HUG for Glitziness. x
*hugs back*
(god, I want to be there to hug Huw....)

BIG HUG for Glitziness. x

Even bigger one for Huw.... go listen to Amy. She's right, you know?

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

*hugs back*
(god, I want to be there to hug Huw....)
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

*hugs back*
(god, I want to be there to hug Huw....)

Can you telephone him? He might be too scared to go on MSN, if he thinks he has mucked up. (I speak as a fellow NS romancer, who had an online relationship, I KNOW how hard it can be)

Seems I'm The Slow Dancer (Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer). Seems accurate enough.

thanks both of you :fluffle:

i think he's just reading an email from me right now... hopefully, once he's finished he'll come online... that's what he's always done in the past..
ah, he's just come online *goes*
edit: update - it's getting sorted out :)

Well, i am a frigging poolboy.

I wonder what it says about me that I always give up half way through tests like this..
Why do they persist in asking things I don't have an answer to; or leave out the answer I have to their question. *sigh*

Hint: Lie. :cool:

Hint: Lie. :cool:Yes, but what if there isn't a good lie-answer available?

no you're not. not even in the slightest.

(you know, i could read that whole email you sent without crying but seeing you say those three words has set me off.)

you're the best thing that ever happened to me. you'll never have any idea just how much you've done for me, all the things i'll never be able to thank you enough for. the frustrations you feel with the situations are perfectly normal and certainly do not make me think any less of you at all - noone could reasonably think less of you for it. and nothing in that email changes a damn thing about how wonderful you are, how much i love you, how totally screwed over i'd be if i lost you, how fucking lucky i am to have you... not a thing has changed and every thing i've ever said to you i still believe with every bone in my body.
:fluffle:

god, i wish you could see or tell how desperate i am to make you see all this

i could say a whole lot more but i'd rather wait for you to come on msn.
please please wake up and come on soon....
and i'm so lucky to have you too :)
and what's more i love you :fluffle:

thanks for understanding *is talking on msn so no point saying more... but that's the gist of it*

Even bigger one for Huw.... go listen to Amy. She's right, you know?


thank you, and i guess she is. she's taken my bile rather well actually :)

Ah, how I despise gossip.

The answer is: None of your goddamn business.

Edit: In retrospect, that came out a little harsh. What I meant was: PM will tell us if he wants, and until then it's no-one business but his.

thank you :)
the long of the short of it is that i had some frustrations and irritations building up over the last couple of weeks i needed to talk about. i was worried (and feeling horribly guilty) that getting them out of my system (especially in one big lump) would really upset amy, but seemingly it hasn't and everything is surprisingly fine :)


I apologize for prying.
no worries.

Quick, someone fetch my insulin. :D

Yes, but what if there isn't a good lie-answer available?
No, no, no, you're not doing this right. If there was a good answer available, there would be no need to lie, would there now?
Lying is only to be done when all available options are either stupid or outlandish or both.

And we're not talking about the fun kind of lying here, either. No making up hilarious stories or making yourself look better than you are.
Basically I'm talking about rolling your eyes, groaning, shrugging, clicking something for the hell of it, moving on. In that order.

Yeah, now that I put it like that I can't remember how I ever could have put a "cool" smilie behind it, either.

Eh, whatever.
*rolls eyes, groans, shrugs, clicks something for the hell of it: :p, and moves on*

BIG HUGE GROUP HUG to Huw and Amy, and a nice bit of cake is on it's way across the solent with a packet of love hearts.

Basically I'm talking about rolling your eyes, groaning, shrugging, clicking something for the hell of it, moving on. In that order.Ah, so basicly you're saying I take it too seriously..
*meh*

Ah, so basicly you're saying I take it too seriously..
*meh*
Yes, but I used a lot more words and put it much friendlier. :)

BIG HUGE GROUP HUG to Huw and Amy, and a nice bit of cake is on it's way across the solent with a packet of love hearts.
Hehe, thank you :fluffle: :p
We're both feeling a lot better and I think our relationship will be even stronger after this so yay :)

Hehe, thank you :fluffle: :p
We're both feeling a lot better and I think our relationship will be even stronger after this so yay :)
:fluffle: (thank you's seconded... and ooh @ love hearts ;) (http://www.hlj.me.uk/13.mp3))

BIG HUGE GROUP HUG to Huw and Amy, and a nice bit of cake is on it's way across the solent with a packet of love hearts.CAKE!!! :D

Half-Cocked
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDf)

Fiery. Hungry. Blatant. Sexual. Christ. You are Half-Cocked.

There's a lot of wild lust inside you, banging around, that much is obvious. There's also a lot of untamed emotion. When either escapes, look out. One minute you're completely together, the next you're a howling gale of hormones and opinions.

Outside relationships, your intense, mercurial personality makes you a charmer. You can be fiercely devoted, and it's likely that many of your friends will be friends-for-life. Of course, your enemies are likewise certain and zealous, especially your exes and their therapists.

Your exact opposite:
The Maid of Honor

Deliberate Gentle Love Master
You will find the right person. In the short term, he's someone virile who won't sweat your imperfections. In the long term, he will be someone mature and caring who will grow to love them.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Slow Dancer

CONSIDER: The Playboy, The Billy Goat

CAKE!!! :D

I think we should start a CAKE appreciation club, for CAKE lovers and those that really know the divine delectation that can be reached by eating CAKE.

CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKECAKE!

No cake for me. I got halfway through and decided too much info.

No cake for me. I got halfway through and decided too much info.

Have some cake anyway :fluffle:

Have some cake anyway :fluffle:

thanks. you're able to make some smile, even when they dont want to.

Right now I feel like I'm losing my partner and I don't even know quite why.
Please just talk to me Huw. For all I know everything could be fine and you just haven't got my emails, but I'm going insane over here.

(sorry everyone for all these random, unexplained posts)

edit: update - it seems to be all fine :)

Right now I feel like I'm losing my partner and I don't even know quite why.
Please just talk to me Huw. For all I know everything could be fine and you just haven't got my emails, but I'm going insane over here.

(sorry everyone for all these random, unexplained posts)
there are new emails? msn has bee stupid and weird - you didn't get my posts.

you're not losing me, i'm losing myself. going down that old road of hating myself again. sorry

there are new emails? msn has bee stupid and weird - you didn't get my posts.

you're not losing me, i'm losing myself. going down that old road of hating myself again. sorry
yeah, i sent two short emails just recently
*hugs* we'll get through this

Glitz & PM- please communicate clearly with each other and work this out.
Dont loose each other.

Glitz & PM- please communicate clearly with each other and work this out.
Dont loose each other.
we're working it out... everything's just so hard :(

you're not losing me, i'm losing myself. going down that old road of hating myself again. sorry
Well then ... STOP it! [ smacks PM upside da hed repeatedly with a pair of dirty socks! ] :D

Glitz & PM- please communicate clearly with each other and work this out.
Dont loose each other.
We won't. However hard things are right now, we both agree we want to get through it and hold on to what we have. Whatever it takes, I'm not letting go of the best thing that ever happened to me, and I'm not deserting the person who means the most to me.
A lot is to do with outside complications - we just need to stick together to cope with them.

Well then ... STOP it! [ smacks PM upside da hed repeatedly with a pair of dirty socks! ] :D
trying

We won't. However hard things are right now, we both agree we want to get through it and hold on to what we have. Whatever it takes, I'm not letting go of the best thing that ever happened to me, and I'm not deserting the person who means the most to me.
A lot is to do with outside complications - we just need to stick together to cope with them.:fluffle:

trying
Do not try, Grasshopper. DO!

You have to take the long view and be as realistic as you possibly can about whatever's facing you at any point in time.

You have to dig down deep and find that sightly egoistic core where you know, in your heart of hearts, that you're just as good as any other man on the planet.

Look at me, if you want to: I live alone, my wife left me, I have trouble paying my bills sometimes, I have about two pounds of metal in my right leg from the parachuting accident that almost killed me and caused my involuntary release from my beloved military, right now I don't even own a car, my best friend in the whole world is my cat who's getting old and will probably soon die, I had to have my prostate removed because of cancer, the IRS is after me. Shall I go on?

Yet what do I do? I absolutely refuse to give in to dispair! I live my life to the fullest extent possible given my current circumstances. I laugh at all the stoopid things I hear and see. I joke and cut up because it makes me feel better. Sometimes I get up in the morning and think: "Oh, MAN! Being alive is so frakkin' KEWL!"

Go and do thou likewise, Grasshopper. Be happy with what you have, not unhappy because of things you don't have.

And don't forget ... I'm here for ya bro! Always! :fluffle:

Look at me, if you want to: I live alone, my wife left me, I have trouble paying my bills sometimes, I have about two pounds of metal in my right leg from the parachuting accident that almost killed me and caused my involuntary release from my beloved military, right now I don't even own a car, my best friend in the whole world is my cat who's getting old and will probably soon die, I had to have my prostate removed because of cancer, the IRS is after me. Shall I go on?

Yet what do I do? I absolutely refuse to give in to dispair! I live my life to the fullest extent possible given my current circumstances. I laugh at all the stoopid things I hear and see. I joke and cut up because it makes me feel better. Sometimes I get up in the morning and think: "Oh, MAN! Being alive is so frakkin' KEWL!"

:fluffle:

The last time I was here this thread was at 16 pages. ¬_¬

I got:

The Peach Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.

You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.


DREAD: The False Messiah

CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door

"Don’t let anyone steal our dreams." Michael Jordan

"You just can't beat the person who never gives up." Babe Ruth, Legendary Baseball Player

"You have no control over what the other guy does. You only have control over what you do." A J Kitt

"If it weren't for the dark days, we wouldn't know what it is to walk in the light." Earl Campbell - NFL running back

"Do you know what my favorite part of the game is? The opportunity to play. It is as simple as that. God, I love that opportunity." Mike Singletary - NFL Linebacker

"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goals." - Unknown

"My motto was always to keep swinging. Whether I was in a slump or feeling badly or having trouble off the field, the only thing to do was keep swinging." Hank Aaron

"The funny thing about regret is that it's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't." - Gibby Haynes

"A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest." Simon & Garfunkel

"Ain’t no chance if you don’t take it." Guy Clark

"Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do." John Wooden

"We must either find a way or make one." Hannibal

:fluffle:
Awww! Thank you, nice lady! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

PM and Glitzy

I really do hope that you can continue to talk to each other, after all my lovelies, that is what brought you together in the first place. I know that when life doesn't go the way you would wish it too straight away, then it sometimes feels like it won't EVER, but don't give up on talking. Also remember that the meaning of something typed out can often be lost on the reader, I know this one very well, having read telegrams and emails in floods of tears that were actually not meant in the way I read them. TALK AND TALK, be honest and open, say what you really feel and try not to put yourself in the other persons head and think for them, as it can cause missunderstanding, If you tell it like it is, clearly, that is usually the very best way to go. I send you my most heartfelt good wishes, and hope that you can get through this little bump a stronger and more happy couple. You both deserve to be happy and to love each other.

The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDf)

Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.

Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.

You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very selective.

Your exact opposite:
The Dirty Little Secret

Deliberate Gentle Sex Master
The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You're out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.


"You're never truly single as long as you have yourself."

ALWAYS AVOID: The Bachelor

CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail.

but but but.

WHEE! Webcomics!

*blush* But your name is so cute. I'd be surprised if anybody can pronounce mine...

It's easy, everybody knows this reference. La Belle Dame Sans Merci...very fitting.

The mind boggles! :D

BTW ... ever have sex in a carel? W00t! :D

What is a carel?

i seriously never thought this thread would get hijacked.. :eek:

Almost all threads get hijacked eventually. At least I'm trying to keep track of it.

"Don’t let anyone steal our dreams." Michael Jordan

"You just can't beat the person who never gives up." Babe Ruth, Legendary Baseball Player

"You have no control over what the other guy does. You only have control over what you do." A J Kitt

"If it weren't for the dark days, we wouldn't know what it is to walk in the light." Earl Campbell - NFL running back

"Do you know what my favorite part of the game is? The opportunity to play. It is as simple as that. God, I love that opportunity." Mike Singletary - NFL Linebacker

"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goals." - Unknown

"My motto was always to keep swinging. Whether I was in a slump or feeling badly or having trouble off the field, the only thing to do was keep swinging." Hank Aaron

"The funny thing about regret is that it's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't." - Gibby Haynes

"A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest." Simon & Garfunkel

"Ain’t no chance if you don’t take it." Guy Clark

"Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do." John Wooden

"We must either find a way or make one." HannibalThanks Eut, you made my day :)

no you're not. not even in the slightest.

(you know, i could read that whole email you sent without crying but seeing you say those three words has set me off.)

you're the best thing that ever happened to me. you'll never have any idea just how much you've done for me, all the things i'll never be able to thank you enough for. the frustrations you feel with the situations are perfectly normal and certainly do not make me think any less of you at all - noone could reasonably think less of you for it. and nothing in that email changes a damn thing about how wonderful you are, how much i love you, how totally screwed over i'd be if i lost you, how fucking lucky i am to have you... not a thing has changed and every thing i've ever said to you i still believe with every bone in my body.
:fluffle:

god, i wish you could see or tell how desperate i am to make you see all this

i could say a whole lot more but i'd rather wait for you to come on msn.
please please wake up and come on soon....


Oh dear, Glitz, I hope everything is okay.

PM and Glitzy

I really do hope that you can continue to talk to each other, after all my lovelies, that is what brought you together in the first place. I know that when life doesn't go the way you would wish it too straight away, then it sometimes feels like it won't EVER, but don't give up on talking. Also remember that the meaning of something typed out can often be lost on the reader, I know this one very well, having read telegrams and emails in floods of tears that were actually not meant in the way I read them. TALK AND TALK, be honest and open, say what you really feel and try not to put yourself in the other persons head and think for them, as it can cause missunderstanding, If you tell it like it is, clearly, that is usually the very best way to go. I send you my most heartfelt good wishes, and hope that you can get through this little bump a stronger and more happy couple. You both deserve to be happy and to love each other.
:fluffle:
Thank you - I think we're gonna be fine, and yes, I think we will be stronger for it :)
It is just talking we need, and we are pretty good at it (far better than most people I'd say) but a lot of problems seem to have come with me being away a lot recently, plus, when both people are finding stuff hard and need to talk it gets more complicated. But we seem to be coming out the other end better for getting stuff out in the open and I'm still as crazily and sickeningly in love as before :p :)

Oh dear, Glitz, I hope everything is okay.
Don't worry - things do seem to be okay now :)
Thanks for caring :fluffle:

The Wild Rose


Hey, that's what I used to be til they made me take it again. I like yours better! Dammit!

Don't worry - things do seem to be okay now :)
Thanks for caring :fluffle:

Sure...everytime I go to bed, something crazy happens on here and I read about it later.

Okay, everybody is updated, but I need the information for Genghis Khunt (ha!). Anybody got that "general profiles" link?

Apparently just about everyone is supposed to avoid me, except for /checks first post/ Ilie, Aerou, Whereyouthinkyougoing, Anti-Social Darwinism, Ladamesansmerci, Claret Rose, and Upper Botswavia.

Although really, I don't particularly mind... I always knew I wouldn't be particularly successful on this scene anyway. Apparently most people don't like getting to trust, like, and respect someone only to have that friendship betrayed in the most violent and painful way possible, subsequently being driven to depression or suicide. ^.^

Apparently just about everyone is supposed to avoid me, except for /checks first post/ Ilie, Aerou, Whereyouthinkyougoing, Anti-Social Darwinism, Ladamesansmerci, Claret Rose, and Upper Botswavia.

Although really, I don't particularly mind... I always knew I wouldn't be particularly successful on this scene anyway. Apparently most people don't like getting to trust, like, and respect someone only to have that friendship betrayed in the most violent and painful way possible, subsequently being driven to depression or suicide. ^.^

Well, what did you get? I'll post it.

Well, what did you get? I'll post it.
False Messiah (the one that everyone is supposed to avoid). It made me out to seem much better-intentioned and more compassionate and kind-hearted than I actually am, though, so I created my own.

The Window Shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDf)

Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.

You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come.


Your exact opposite:
The Stiletto
Deliberate Brutal Sex Master


Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.

Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.


BEWARE: The Hornivore

CONSIDER: The Gentleman, The Loverboy, The Boy Next Door

Green=True
Red=False
Blue=Explanation

The Vapor Trail
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMm)

Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?What about now?

Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.

You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they?(False. Although I may initially be disappointed, I always win). The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time(False. I can be quite content with a girl for an extended period of time, in fact I am/have been already. The girl just has to be good enough to hold my interest, which most are not).

Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.
(I don't regret, I don't even get upset. I just make sure I win every time. If I lose, I am consumed with rage, not regret, and then I win).
Your exact opposite:
The Backrubber

FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure I don't think so, while I enjoy random chicks, I tire of them quickly. I prefer a somewhat stable, mysterious/intelligent girl, whose sensibilities contrast with my risk taking, chaotic nature.


Pretty bloody accurate...

[B]The Vapor Trail
Pretty bloody accurate...

Hey, we match. ...I'm no random chick.

It's easy, everybody knows this reference. La Belle Dame Sans Merci...very fitting.

pfft. yeah right. If you're not a poet, chances are you won't know the poem, even though it's so beautiful. :)

Not true. I'm absolutely not a poet, but I read the poem years ago.

Not true. I'm absolutely not a poet, but I read the poem years ago.
Hey, did you get the latest PM I sent you on the KGB forum?

pfft. yeah right. If you're not a poet, chances are you won't know the poem, even though it's so beautiful. :)

Well, I love it. And compliments of Google, anybody reading this will too.

Here is the story:
The poet meets a knight by a woodland lake in late autumn. The man has been there for a long time, and is evidently dying.

The knight says he met a beautiful, wild-looking woman in a meadow. He visited with her, and decked her with flowers. She did not speak, but looked and sighed as if she loved him. He gave her his horse to ride, and he walked beside them. He saw nothing but her, because she leaned over in his face and sang a mysterious song. She spoke a language he could not understand, but he was confident she said she loved him. He kissed her to sleep, and fell asleep himself.

He dreamed of a host of kings, princes, and warriors, all pale as death. They shouted a terrible warning -- they were the woman's slaves. And now he was her slave, too.

Awakening, the woman was gone, and the knight was left on the cold hillside.

Aaaand here is the original poem:

I
Oh what can ail thee, knight-at-arms,
Alone and palely loitering?
The sedge has withered from the lake,
And no birds sing.

II
Oh what can ail thee, knight-at-arms,
So haggard and so woe-begone?
The squirrel's granary is full,
And the harvest's done.

III
I see a lily on thy brow,
With anguish moist and fever-dew,
And on thy cheeks a fading rose
Fast withereth too.

IV
I met a lady in the meads,
Full beautiful - a faery's child,
Her hair was long, her foot was light,
And her eyes were wild.

V
I made a garland for her head,
And bracelets too, and fragrant zone;
She looked at me as she did love,
And made sweet moan.

VI
I set her on my pacing steed,
And nothing else saw all day long,
For sidelong would she bend, and sing
A faery's song.

VII
She found me roots of relish sweet,
And honey wild, and manna-dew,
And sure in language strange she said -
'I love thee true'.

VIII
She took me to her elfin grot,
And there she wept and sighed full sore,
And there I shut her wild wild eyes
With kisses four.

IX
And there she lulled me asleep
And there I dreamed - Ah! woe betide! -
The latest dream I ever dreamt
On the cold hill side.

X
I saw pale kings and princes too,
Pale warriors, death-pale were they all;
They cried - 'La Belle Dame sans Merci
Hath thee in thrall!'

XI
I saw their starved lips in the gloam,
With horrid warning gaped wide,
And I awoke and found me here,
On the cold hill's side.

XII
And this is why I sojourn here
Alone and palely loitering,
Though the sedge is withered from the lake,
And no birds sing.

Hey, did you get the latest PM I sent you on the KGB forum?How do you think I ended up on this thread?

Crap....I just realized I am that knight that Lada enslaved. :eek:

Your results are in!


The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
On paper, most gay guys would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with boys. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Billy Goat

CONSIDER: The Gentleman, The Loverboy


I'm trying to decide if that's flattering or insulting.

Crap....I just realized I am that knight that Lada enslaved. :eek:

Well! Good thing I posted it. Now you can fully enjoy your slavery.

Thing is I like that BDSM stuff.....so its a good thing. ^-^ :eek:

Your results are in!


The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)
I'm trying to decide if that's flattering or insulting.

It's flattering, and I've added you to the list. You might notice that it's one of the most populated categories here at NS, so don't worry about it.

...besides, you'll evolve.

It's flattering, and I've added you to the list. You might notice that it's one of the most populated categories here at NS, so don't worry about it.

...besides, you'll evolve.


Not necessarily. I'm still stuck there.

How do you think I ended up on this thread?
Oh. sorry. :headbang:

People don't evolve fast....they stay that way until something crushes them and they are rebuilt. :P

People don't evolve fast....they stay that way until something crushes them and they are rebuilt. :P

Well, you're probably right. All you Boys Next Door who are waiting to be changed forever:

...prepare for crushing.

Well, you're probably right. All you Boys Next Door who are waiting to be changed forever:

...prepare for crushing.
Ha ha, but I've already evolved into The Creepy Man Next Door. :(

:p lol

Ha ha, but I've already evolved into The Creepy Man Next Door. :(

:p lol

Then I suppose you're beyond help? Hard to say. I think that happens once you hit around 35 with no change.

Then I suppose you're beyond help? Hard to say. I think that happens once you hit around 35 with no change.
I'm 21, and already beyond help! :D

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! :D

Then I suppose you're beyond help? Hard to say. I think that happens once you hit around 35 with no change.


Ruh-roh. I'm 38. :eek:

I'm 21, and already beyond help! :D

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! :D

Not....tooo.....late....Just getting close lol!

Didn't mean to insult anybody over 35. Let's make it...45?

Didn't mean to insult anybody over 35. Let's make it...45?


Much better. :D

Crap....I just realized I am that knight that Lada enslaved. :eek:

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You know you like it. But then I would end up abandonning you. :(

Hey, we match. ...I'm no random chick.
ROFLMAO! Funny thing about that ... I thought you were rather, uh ... random. :p

Then I suppose you're beyond help? Hard to say. I think that happens once you hit around 35 with no change.
Gee, thanks! I take back all the nice things I said about you! :p

Gee, thanks! I take back all the nice things I said about you! :p

You act as though it wasn't true.

You act as though it wasn't true.
Of course it's not true! DUH!

Of course it's not true! DUH!

Do I need to get posts of yours from the Choose Wisely thread?

BTW, is it too late to change my choice?

Do I need to get posts of yours from the Choose Wisely thread?
( shrug ) Knock yerself out! :p

You act as though it wasn't true.
Never mind, Eut is really 9 years old... in spirit :D

The Window Shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDf)

Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.

You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come.

Your exact opposite:
The Stiletto: Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.
Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.

BEWARE: The Hornivore

CONSIDER: The Gentleman, The Loverboy, The Boy Next Door

Never mind, Eut is really 9 years old... in spirit :D



I could say something really funny to that, but Eutrusca'd hit me with that damn trout.

I could say something really funny to that, but Eutrusca'd hit me with that damn trout.
I'm probably going to hit you with it either way, so go for it! :D

Never mind, Eut is really 9 years old... in spirit :D

How about...

Does that mean he's youthful or just immature?

or

So that's how Eutrusca's still alive, sucking out the life force of young children.

Gee, thanks! I take back all the nice things I said about you! :p

Dude, you didn't read the thread! I was only referring to Boys Next Door. YOU are like fine wine or perhaps cheese. I forgot where I was going with this, but I love wine and cheese and therefore you're probably okay.

BTW, is it too late to change my choice?

Seeing as it's not exactly a binding agreement, choose whomever you like whenever you like.

The Window Shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDf)

You are added, and be happy that you are a fairly unique result on NS.

The False Messiah
Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLMm)


People believe in you, and then you send them to hell. Behold, the False Messiah.

You're usually a very kind person, and conscientious, too. Socially, you're a leader, and your friends and associates look up to you. You're probably tall. In intimate relationships, you're a capable, responsive, and experienced lover. Outside the box, however, you run into trouble.


Your exact opposite:
The Pool Boy

Random Gentle Sex Dreamer

Girls fall hard for you, but you're much more ambivalent about them. The beginnings of your relationships are unusually intense, making it all the rougher on her when they end. At first, using all your accumulated tricks of the trade, you ladle on the affection. But once she's all covered in soup, you withhold the true napkins of commitment. What's that all about? We should've called you the False Waiter.

You're looking for Love. But history tells us you struggle to settle down and accept it. There's a deep streak of carnality within you. And while you'll never be a predator, you'll always fight the urge to roam free. You like to plan things out, so plan this: find someone who can indulge your selfish side, has a healthy sexual appetite, and doesn't mind uncertainty.


FLEE: The Sonnet, The Window Shopper

PURSUE: The Stiletto, The Peach, The Nymph


Well that depressed the hell out of me

How about...

Does that mean he's youthful or just immature?

or

So that's how Eutrusca's still alive, sucking out the life force of young children.

*raises hand for second one*

Why else do you think he hangs around a forum of all places? Because he knows the average age on these things are 21...and the norm's 20 year old males...doesn't that tell you something? ;)

*raises hand for second one*

Why else do you think he hangs around a forum of all places? Because he knows the average age on these things are 21...and the norm's 20 year old males...doesn't that tell you something? ;)

Might explain his intrest in you, really. :p

Dude, you didn't read the thread! I was only referring to Boys Next Door. YOU are like fine wine or perhaps cheese. I forgot where I was going with this, but I love wine and cheese and therefore you're probably okay.
And I'm just a creepy old perv? :p

j/k lol

*raises hand for second one*

Why else do you think he hangs around a forum of all places? Because he knows the average age on these things are 21...and the norm's 20 year old males...doesn't that tell you something? ;)

Not always. One forum (now defunct) I used to hang around had an average age of seventeen.

Not always. One forum (now defunct) I used to hang around had an average age of seventeen.

maybe you should send Eut to that one then. ;)

the average age on NS is 21. I think Eut is single-handedly bringing it up.

maybe you should send Eut to that one then. ;)

the average age on NS is 21. I think Eut is single-handedly bringing it up.

Is it? Is there a stats page or something?

The False Messiah
Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLMm)


People believe in you, and then you send them to hell. Behold, the False Messiah.

You're usually a very kind person, and conscientious, too. Socially, you're a leader, and your friends and associates look up to you. You're probably tall. In intimate relationships, you're a capable, responsive, and experienced lover. Outside the box, however, you run into trouble.

Girls fall hard for you, but you're much more ambivalent about them. The beginnings of your relationships are unusually intense, making it all the rougher on her when they end. At first, using all your accumulated tricks of the trade, you ladle on the affection. But once she's all covered in soup, you withhold the true napkins of commitment. What's that all about? We should've called you the False Waiter.

You're looking for Love. But history tells us you struggle to settle down and accept it. There's a deep streak of carnality within you. And while you'll never be a predator, you'll always fight the urge to roam free. You like to plan things out, so plan this: find someone who can indulge your selfish side, has a healthy sexual appetite, and doesn't mind uncertainty.


FLEE: The Sonnet, The Window Shopper

PURSUE: The Stiletto, The Peach, The Nymph


Well that depressed the hell out of me

Don't be depressed, I should have gotten that. It's me in a definition.... for now anyways.

@ Lil' Miss No Thanks: Some jokes for you in the Joke thread ;)

Dude, you didn't read the thread! I was only referring to Boys Next Door. YOU are like fine wine or perhaps cheese. I forgot where I was going with this, but I love wine and cheese and therefore you're probably okay.
ROFLMAO! Well, that's a relief ... I think! :confused: :D

@ Lil' Miss No Thanks: Some jokes for you in the Joke thread ;)

You must mean "no mercy." You'd better hope those jokes won't make her turn her katana on you.

Is it? Is there a stats page or something?

Nope. It's just when ever "What age are you?" threads come up the largest group is always 18-25 year olds.

Don't be depressed, I should have gotten that. It's me in a definition.... for now anyways.

I think deppressing was the wrong word I just don't see myself as that sorta person, silly quiz lol

The False Messiah
Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLMm)


People believe in you, and then you send them to hell. Behold, the False Messiah.

You're usually a very kind person, and conscientious, too. Socially, you're a leader, and your friends and associates look up to you. You're probably tall. In intimate relationships, you're a capable, responsive, and experienced lover. Outside the box, however, you run into trouble.

Girls fall hard for you, but you're much more ambivalent about them. The beginnings of your relationships are unusually intense, making it all the rougher on her when they end. At first, using all your accumulated tricks of the trade, you ladle on the affection. But once she's all covered in soup, you withhold the true napkins of commitment. What's that all about? We should've called you the False Waiter.

You're looking for Love. But history tells us you struggle to settle down and accept it. There's a deep streak of carnality within you. And while you'll never be a predator, you'll always fight the urge to roam free. You like to plan things out, so plan this: find someone who can indulge your selfish side, has a healthy sexual appetite, and doesn't mind uncertainty.


FLEE: The Sonnet, The Window Shopper

PURSUE: The Stiletto, The Peach, The Nymph
That makes two of us. /high five/


Well that depressed the hell out of me
Don't let it do that. You're the one in control here. You're the one causing the pain on their end... not receiving it. Plus you get to pursue Aerou, Kazcaper, Grainne Ni Malley, Bitchkitten, Carisbrooke, and/or Dakini. And they get to flee you. All in a day's kinky fun.

Nope. It's just when ever "What age are you?" threads come up the largest group is always 18-25 year olds.

Well, I'm 24. I guess I fit in so far.

Might explain his intrest in you, really. :p
Dude. Mind explaining just what it is that I've done to piss you off? I mean, get real. I have no "interest" in La Dame whatsoever. For one thing, she has no interest in me. For another she's too young for me. And for yet another, she's not my type.

WTF is bothering you???

You must mean "no mercy." You'd better hope those jokes won't make her turn her katana on you.
Yesh, she's no mercy, but the way she treats her suitors in this thread, this nickname seems more apropro :)

I think deppressing was the wrong word I just don't see myself as that sorta person, silly quiz lol
I agree, it is kind of silly. Only the lines in green actually apply to me. Those in red do not. Notice the balance:
People believe in you, and then you send them to hell. Behold, the False Messiah.

You're usually a very kind person, and conscientious, too. (Not true. But I am capable of "turning on the charm" when it's needed.) Socially, you're a leader, and your friends and associates look up to you. You're probably tall. In intimate relationships, you're a capable, responsive, and experienced lover. Outside the box, however, you run into trouble.

Girls fall hard for you, but you're much more ambivalent about them. The beginnings of your relationships are unusually intense, making it all the rougher on her when they end. At first, using all your accumulated tricks of the trade, you ladle on the affection. But once she's all covered in soup, you withhold the true napkins of commitment. What's that all about? We should've called you the False Waiter.

You're looking for Love. But history tells us you struggle to settle down and accept it. There's a deep streak of carnality within you. And while you'll never be a predator, you'll always fight the urge to roam free. You like to plan things out, so plan this: find someone who can indulge your selfish side, has a healthy sexual appetite, and doesn't mind uncertainty.

Dude. Mind explaining just what it is that I've done to piss you off? I mean, get real. I have no "interest" in La Dame whatsoever. For one thing, she has no interest in me. For another she's too young for me. And for yet another, she's not my type.

WTF is bothering you???

Eh? Do I come off as bothered to ya? Maybe I need more tongue smilies.

:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

Is it? Is there a stats page or something?
There was a "how old are you?" page..

*eats pie*

Eh? Do I come off as bothered to ya? Maybe I need more tongue smilies.

:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p
Yeah. Right. Maybe what you need is your lil behind paddled.

I think deppressing was the wrong word I just don't see myself as that sorta person, silly quiz lol

lol Well we can switch because mine was a little off. You can be the slow dancer. :p

Just becuase, everything in green is correct about me and the red stuff is false.
The False Messiah
Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLMm)


People believe in you, and then you send them to hell. Behold, the False Messiah.

You're usually a very kind person, and conscientious, too. Socially, you're a leader, and your friends and associates look up to you. You're probably tall. In intimate relationships, you're a capable, responsive, and experienced lover. Outside the box, however, you run into trouble.

Girls fall hard for you, but you're much more ambivalent about them. The beginnings of your relationships are unusually intense, making it all the rougher on her when they end. At first, using all your accumulated tricks of the trade, you ladle on the affection. But once she's all covered in soup, you withhold the true napkins of commitment. What's that all about? We should've called you the False Waiter.

You're looking for Love. But history tells us you struggle to settle down and accept it. There's a deep streak of carnality within you. And while you'll never be a predator, you'll always fight the urge to roam free. You like to plan things out, so plan this: find someone who can indulge your selfish side, has a healthy sexual appetite, and doesn't mind uncertainty.

Yeah. Right. Maybe what you need is your lil behind paddled.
Tut, tut! Remember your Monty Python, and what comes next . . .

The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your exact opposite:
The Last Man on Earth

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer
Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all fucking costs.

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.

Yeah. Right. Maybe what you need is your lil behind paddled.
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/yoda.gif
Correct you are!

http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/yoda.gif
Correct you are!

Watch it, mousey. Rawr. :p

Watch it, mousey. Rawr. :p
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/microwave.gif
oops! doggy go byebye!

http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/microwave.gif
oops! doggy go byebye!

Ugh! Worst smiley evAR

Seeing as it's not exactly a binding agreement, choose whomever you like whenever you like.



Then I'm changing my choice to Bitchkitten.

Ugh! Worst smiley evAR
Nay. It r0x0rz.

:upyours: is quite possibly the worst smiley ever. Or :fluffle:. And I have to say :sniper: is really overused (and annoying).

Nay. It r0x0rz.

:upyours: is quite possibly the worst smiley ever. Or :fluffle:. And I have to say :sniper: is really overused (and annoying).
:upyours: :sniper: :upyours:
This is quite stupid but I want to raise my post count.
:(
Oh the fluffle! Almost forgot :o
:fluffle:

PS: Ok.. I do agree.. they are annoying. Cept fluffle.

Then I'm changing my choice to Bitchkitten.

Duly noted!

You must mean "no mercy." You'd better hope those jokes won't make her turn her katana on you.

don't worry, my katana's savely hidden tonight. No random violence tonight. I'm too sugar high and happy to do anything of that sort. :D :D :D :D

Yesh, she's no mercy, but the way she treats her suitors in this thread, this nickname seems more apropro :)

huh? How does that work?:confused:

:upyours: :sniper: :upyours:
This is quite stupid but I want to raise my post count.
Postwhore.
:(

That one is actually really funny in the right context.
PS: Ok.. I do agree.. they are annoying. Cept fluffle.
No. Fluffle is much more annoying. And much more overused. People throw them out all the time for no adequate reason, and the worst of it is, other people think it's cute. Like babies. :headbang:

Dude. Mind explaining just what it is that I've done to piss you off? I mean, get real. I have no "interest" in La Dame whatsoever. For one thing, she has no interest in me. For another she's too young for me. And for yet another, she's not my type.

WTF is bothering you???

*phew* *sigh* Does that mean no more creepy-dirty-old-man-ness? please?

huh? How does that work?:confused:

I don't know, but your god is very annoying...

I don't know, but your god is very annoying...

If nobody else is going to take the test, I'd like to bury this thread. It's gone completely haywire.

If nobody else is going to take the test, I'd like to bury this thread. It's gone completely haywire.

sorry. :(

I don't know about the other people, but I really didn't mean to hijack it. I feel terrible.

If nobody else is going to take the test, I'd like to bury this thread. It's gone completely haywire.

*shrug* Kay. Save the results though.


P.S. Also, this is NS General. I'm amazed at how long this thread stayed half on-topic.

*shrug* Kay. Save the results though.


P.S. Also, this is NS General. I'm amazed at how long this thread stayed half on-topic.

How do I save it?

sorry. :(

I don't know about the other people, but I really didn't mean to hijack it. I feel terrible.

Don't worry about it! I just wanted to keep track of it so I could tally test results, and I'm finding myself wading through posts full of smileys. Heh! I won't close it or anything, I'll just stop commenting unless a post is specifically directed towards me.

Enjoy!

If nobody else is going to take the test, I'd like to bury this thread. It's gone completely haywire.
Post # 890 is the most recent test-taker post. Not even 20 posts ago . . .

Post # 890 is the most recent test-taker post. Not even 20 posts ago . . .

I did record that. Okay! Let's keep it going. Get everybody to take the test! TG your friends! Mention it in other threads! I'd like to categorize every NSer on General!

Let's go people! w0000t!

How do I save it?

Nothing fancy, just like...copy paste into a word document and save it, if you really want the thread buried.

Nothing fancy, just like...copy paste into a word document and save it, if you really want the thread buried.

No, my zeal has returned! Go out and spread the word! Let's go get 'em!

The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)

Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach

The Loverboy



My goodness, what a name. I'll add you to the results list. (oy!)

No, my zeal has returned! Go out and spread the word! Let's go get 'em!

My friend, Tweet Tweet (she doesn't post on NS very often), got the Sonnet. You might want to add her, even though she's not up for claims. She's already spoken for. :D

My friend, Tweet Tweet (she doesn't post on NS very often), got the Sonnet. You might want to add her, even though she's not up for claims. She's already spoken for. :D

Your wish is my command!

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

Your wish is my command!

sweetness! Does that mean I'd get a cookie if I asked? :p

My goodness, what a name. I'll add you to the results list. (oy!)

I tend to singn up for things using words that amused me as a child. On reflection it may not have been the best choice for a hard hitting, no-holds barred political forum such as this :p

The Boy Next Door


Sweet! There's GOT to be a reason for there being so many of this type on NS General...any theories?

sweetness! Does that mean I'd get a cookie if I asked? :p

Well, I'm not much of a cook...I hope you like Entemann's.

I am the boy next door as well. This test dosn't seem to acuratly describe my personality, and it tends to lump people into a couple of main groups... grr...

Sweet! There's GOT to be a reason for there being so many of this type on NS General...any theories?

They (Boy next Door, Slow Dancer, etc.) tend to be the personalities of the more educated?

I am the boy next door as well. This test dosn't seem to acuratly describe my personality, and it tends to lump people into a couple of main groups... grr...

That's sort of the point. 32 categories to be exact.

I'm a slow dancer.

Doesn't come as a surprise. I'm way too romantic and serious in relationships. I really was born in the wrong century.

Sweet! There's GOT to be a reason for there being so many of this type on NS General...any theories?

The other categories are more go-get-ish than the most popular two. Those have been banished to internet forums so they can hide their faces.

I tend to singn up for things using words that amused me as a child. On reflection it may not have been the best choice for a hard hitting, no-holds barred political forum such as this :p

You're certainly not the first to have a questionable name. Although you also wouldn't be the first (I'm sure) to quit your current nation and make a new one so your name would be different for forum use. Eh, who cares! Nice to have you with us.

Well, I'm not much of a cook...I hope you like Entemann's.

it's okay, I'll just order pizza for both of us. Hawaiin okay? :)

it's okay, I'll just order pizza for both of us. Hawaiin okay? :)

Oh HELL yes. That would be a lot better than what I actually ate for dinner (apples and an English muffin).

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

That's sort of the point. 32 categories to be exact.

I like tests where people basically get evenly distibuted into all the categories. Or, it makes me feel more special when I'm unique...

The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDf)

Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.

Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of woman. Hoping to gather you up, she flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing her love. Then you make her bleed. Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.

You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very selective.

The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You're out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.


"You're never truly single as long as you have yourself."

ALWAYS AVOID: The Dirty Little Secret

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure.

Sweet! There's GOT to be a reason for there being so many of this type on NS General...any theories?

I think most people like to think of themselves in a similar way, not really anything that significant.

The Wild Rose


Hey, nice name, nice result, both similar to mine. Excellente! Anybody want to do battle for this primo piece of real estate?

it's okay, I'll just order pizza for both of us. Hawaiin okay? :)
You don't get pizza. You party starter killer. :(

I like tests where people basically get evenly distibuted into all the categories. Or, it makes me feel more special when I'm unique...

Well, we're a skewed rep here on NS. Always have been. If you wanna get people for the outside to take the test, might see some different trends.

Oh HELL yes. That would be a lot better than what I actually ate for dinner (apples and an English muffin).

I got yummy Chinese. :D But I shouldn't mock.

http://www.pizzahut.com.sg/html/our_menu/images/pizzas/hawaiian_lovers.jpg

Hey, nice name, nice result, both similar to mine. Excellente! Anybody want to do battle for this primo piece of real estate?

Well, at least she takes good advice...But yeah, I've got my target already.

Well, we're a skewed rep here on NS. Always have been. If you wanna get people for the outside to take the test, might see some different trends.

What would be the point of that? Let's keep it in the family and see what NS is really made up of.

You don't get pizza. You party starter killer. :(

I'm sorry. I just remembered last night that I had a big test today. Had to study. :(

Well, at least she takes good advice...But yeah, I've got my target already.

Good advice...?

What would be the point of that? Let's keep it in the family and see what NS is really made up of.
Mmmmmm, inbreeding. Yum! ;) :D

lol

Mmmmmm, inbreeding. Yum! ;) :D

lol

Oh lord, I didn't mean that. Ha!

What would be the point of that? Let's keep it in the family and see what NS is really made up of.

There is something about the phrase "keep it in the family" that disturbs me in the context of a dating thread.

Hey, nice name, nice result, both similar to mine. Excellente! Anybody want to do battle for this primo piece of real estate?
Yeah, just skimming down the page, and "Whoa, I didn't start that thread! o.o;" hehe

And the "good advice" refers to another thread, where I told people (Mostly Dinaverg) to chill and walked out.

There is something about the phrase "keep it in the family" that disturbs me in the context of a dating thread.

Yeah yeah, I'm an idiot. Let's keep it in the forum, jerkwads.

Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMm)


Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?

Your exact opposite:
The Backrubber

Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.

You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:




Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.


FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure

Honestly, I dont care about what this test says... cause I've got her, and she loves me:

http://www.forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10736118&postcount=96

(I like showing pictures of her)

Good advice...?

Somewhere in the later regions of:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=476517

*coughwhicheveryoneshouldreadcough*

Yeah, just skimming down the page, and "Whoa, I didn't start that thread! o.o;" hehe

And the "good advice" refers to another thread, where I told people (Mostly Dinaverg) to chill and walked out.

I can dig it. ...by the way, it looks like the people you'd be looking at in this thread to "claim" would be...me!

I'm sorry. I just remembered last night that I had a big test today. Had to study. :(
:eek:

You'd rather study??

I can dig it. ...by the way, it looks like the people you'd be looking at in this thread to "claim" would be...me!
Well then! :fluffle:

I can dig it. ...by the way, it looks like the people you'd be looking at in this thread to "claim" would be...me!

Sweet! The next victim for The Plutonian Empire to fight...the prize? the lovely Ilie!

Oh lord, I didn't mean that. Ha!
Oh darn. ;) :fluffle: :D

:eek:

You'd rather study??

no, more like have to study. my marks are already slipping horribly thanks to this forum. I don't want it to be destroyed even more.

Somewhere in the later regions of:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=476517

*coughwhicheveryoneshouldreadcough*

Cripes, I tried to contribute to that thread. Somebody commented on my post, then a ton of people jumped down that person's throat, then the whole post went nutty and I was like, "Whoa, I'm outta here."

Well then! :fluffle:

Hmm...picture?

Sweet! The next victim for The Plutonian Empire to fight...the prize? the lovely Ilie!

Very interesting.

Sweet! The next victim for The Plutonian Empire to fight...the prize? the lovely Ilie!
I don't like fighting/competition. :(

You want her, just take her. :p

They (Boy next Door, Slow Dancer, etc.) tend to be the personalities of the more educated?

I don't know about the education, however, I do think that perhaps this test has the tendency to lump too many people into a certain group. There have been people in both personalities (primarily male) who don't seem to what was given to them at all so I think the test may lean a little towards certain descriptions for men.

I don't know about the education, however, I do think that perhaps this test has the tendency to lump too many people into a certain group. There have been people in both personalities (primarily male) who don't seem to what was given to them at all so I think the test may lean a little towards certain descriptions for men.

Maybe men don't have personalities as complex as women's when it comes to dating and relationships.

JUST AN IDEA DON'T KILL ME

no, more like have to study. my marks are already slipping horribly thanks to this forum. I don't want it to be destroyed even more.
I blame the Post of Death thread.. You had dreams in that thread of going to Harvard and using cool calcs.. :(

Don't worry, stiill smarter than me.
;)

I don't know about the education, however, I do think that perhaps this test has the tendency to lump too many people into a certain group. There have been people in both personalities (primarily male) who don't seem to what was given to them at all so I think the test may lean a little towards certain descriptions for men.

I doubt that. I don't see the bias to the questions. NS just attracts a certain kind of people. It's why there's so many Atheists, for example.

I don't like fighting/competition. :(

You want her, just take her. :p

From what I can recall, you threatened many kinds of death to other suitors for Ilie. And they were quite successful too!

Maybe men don't have personalities as complex as women's when it comes to dating and relationships.

JUST AN IDEA DON'T KILL ME

*draws out katana and protest Ilie from any possible attacks*

aw shucks, I promised I wouldn't take it out today.

I don't like fighting/competition. :(

You want her, just take her. :p

Well! I'm not worth fighting for, eh? Sheesh! ...yeah, somebody take me off his hands.

I blame the Post of Death thread.. You had dreams in that thread of going to Harvard and using cool calcs.. :(

Don't worry, stiill smarter than me.
;)

no offense, but that's not saying much.

no offense, but that's not saying much.
:eek:
:mad:
:(
:headbang:

Hey look you aint no pimp!

Well! I'm not worth fighting for, eh? Sheesh! ...yeah, somebody take me off his hands.
Didn't you reject me? :confused:

no offense, but that's not saying much.

Ooooooooohhh.....


(If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits...Puttin' on the Ritz.)

*draws out katana and protest Ilie from any possible attacks*

aw shucks, I promised I wouldn't take it out today.

I don't know when you became my bodyguard, but I am so flattered. How can I ever repay you? Pizza? Makeouts? An awesome superhero outfit? Just name it!

I don't know when you became my bodyguard, but I am so flattered. How can I ever repay you? Pizza? Makeouts? An awesome superhero outfit? Just name it!

*coughmakeoutscough*

I don't know when you became my bodyguard, but I am so flattered. How can I ever repay you? Pizza? Makeouts? An awesome superhero outfit? Just name it!

not really hungry, and i'm straight...so do you have an over-the-top outfit I can wear to my school dance? (the theme's masquerade ;) )

Didn't you reject me? :confused:

Well, I said you should try to find a RL girlfriend...or two, or three...:cool:

Pictures, you say?

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/4917/nikiprofile4jw.png
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/4993/nikip6bl.png
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2095/nikismile1rn.png

Taken about a month ago, but my appearance doesn't change much anymore, except my hair colour. And yes, they're all headshots. Don't have anyone around with steady hands that I trust with my camera to get body shots. xD

Well, I said you should try to find a RL girlfriend...or two, or three...:cool:

Yay polygamy?

Well, I said you should try to find a RL girlfriend...or two, or three...:cool:
That's called "rejection", my dear Ilie, when I'm trying to bribe you into being that RL gf for me. :D

Now you know what my ulteriour motives are! :eek: :D

Mwahahaha!!!!!

....

God, I'm so pathetic. lmao

and i'm straight...

Nonsense! You just need enough alcohol!

God, I'm so pathetic. lmao
Aren't we all?

Pictures, you say?

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/4917/nikiprofile4jw.png
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/4993/nikip6bl.png
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2095/nikismile1rn.png

Taken about a month ago, but my appearance doesn't change much anymore, except my hair colour. And yes, they're all headshots. Don't have anyone around with steady hands that I trust with my camera to get body shots. xD

*GASP!* i think you are the first Newfie on NS! WELCOME! Canadians UNITE!

not really hungry, and i'm straight...so do you have an over-the-top outfit I can wear to my school dance? (the theme's masquerade ;) )

Masquerade, eh? Well, you can borrow my last Halloween costume...just don't ask me what it's supposed to be.

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/rfw3.jpg

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/rfw2.jpg

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/DCP_0720.jpg

Another Canadian? Do mine eyes deceive me? Sweet. :D I'm not sure about the first Newfie, but perhaps the first female Newf?

Another Canadian? Do mine eyes deceive me? Sweet. :D I'm not sure about the first Newfie, but perhaps the first female Newf?

Another Canadian Female? You've gotta be kidding me...

Maybe men don't have personalities as complex as women's when it comes to dating and relationships.

JUST AN IDEA DON'T KILL ME

Men neurologically don't have as active of a personality in the emotional sense because the corpus collosum is smaller for men than it is for women. However, if you look at who has ended up in each group you will find that some men who are in the same group are not at all similar. *look at the Gentlemen catagory*

Pictures, you say?

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/4917/nikiprofile4jw.png
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/4993/nikip6bl.png
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2095/nikismile1rn.png

Taken about a month ago, but my appearance doesn't change much anymore, except my hair colour. And yes, they're all headshots. Don't have anyone around with steady hands that I trust with my camera to get body shots. xD

Oh shit...be my wife?

Masquerade, eh? Well, you can borrow my last Halloween costume...just don't ask me what it's supposed to be.

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/rfw3.jpg

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/rfw2.jpg

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/DCP_0720.jpg

It looks like a Russian fur-trader (are there such things?????) without the stick. With the stick...i don't know...to beat bears with?

Nevermind, I think I'll see if I can find some huge poofy gothic dress at the local second-hand store. I've already got a pretty purple butterfly mask. :D

Yay polygamy?

Having more than one girlfriend isn't polygamy...it's called being a PIMP

I'll pick GNM, and offer her these...



http://img415.imageshack.us/img415/5230/diamonds0ht.png (http://imageshack.us)


Why thank you. I appreciate that I've actually been noticed *attention whoring*! I can't offer much in return. How about this?

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=pie/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/;_ylt=A0Je5wsbGjtEaPMAM2SjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsZDVtbHJqBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDU0NEXzIwMA--/SIG=12f1f3d9q/EXP=1144810395/*-http%3A//www.project-euh.com/rwd/Strawberry_Pie.jpeg?&link=ok



And to everyone who has commented on my minimal presence:
I can't post very often right now, but I check in at least once every week. I will be back in full force! Someday. :(

Men neurologically don't have as active of a personality in the emotional sense because the corpus collosum is smaller for men than it is for women. However, if you look at who has ended up in each group you will find that some men who are in the same group are not at all similar. *look at the Gentlemen catagory*

Very wise post. Thank you.

Another Canadian? Do mine eyes deceive me? Sweet. :D I'm not sure about the first Newfie, but perhaps the first female Newf?

You're the first known Newfie I've seen around here. Maybe there are other newfies who refuse to come out of their newfie closets. :p

Oh shit...be my wife?
Deal. :D

Men neurologically don't have as active of a personality in the emotional sense because the corpus collosum is smaller for men than it is for women. However, if you look at who has ended up in each group you will find that some men who are in the same group are not at all similar. *look at the Gentlemen catagory*

That could be because you only know how they act on NS. If La Dame was judging, she certainly wouldn't put me in Slow Dancer.

It looks like a Russian fur-trader (are there such things?????) without the stick. With the stick...i don't know...to beat bears with?

Nevermind, I think I'll see if I can find some huge poofy gothic dress at the local second-hand store. I've already got a pretty purple butterfly mask. :D

Well, the rfw in the filename stands for Russian Fighting Whore. (I wasn't going to say anything because I didn't want to offend Russians or fighting whores.)

Having more than one girlfriend isn't polygamy...it's called being a PIMP

Meh, we should allow polygamy anyways, whatever. :p

Why thank you. I appreciate that I've actually been noticed *attention whoring*! I can't offer much in return. How about this?

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=pie/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/;_ylt=A0Je5wsbGjtEaPMAM2SjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsZDVtbHJqBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDU0NEXzIwMA--/SIG=12f1f3d9q/EXP=1144810395/*-http%3A//www.project-euh.com/rwd/Strawberry_Pie.jpeg?&link=ok



And to everyone who has commented on my minimal presence:
I can't post very often right now, but I check in at least once every week. I will be back in full force! Someday. :(

That is sweet! Maineiacs...what do you say?

Well, the rfw in the filename stands for Russian Fighting Whore. (I wasn't going to say anything because I didn't want to offend Russians or fighting whores.)
As long as you're not sitting next to one, what's the harm?

Deal. :D

w00p! Alright guys, I am now taken. Find another Sudden Departure to claim.

Ilie <3 Ivia

Well, the rfw in the filename stands for Russian Fighting Whore. (I wasn't going to say anything because I didn't want to offend Russians or fighting whores.)

It's all the hat. The hat was COMPLETELY Russian.

and there are fighting whores? *gasp*

It's all the hat. The hat was COMPLETELY Russian.

and there are fighting whores? *gasp*

I don't know, but if there are Russian fighting whores, I'd like to think they'd look something like that. (I still have the hat...not too often you find a fake fur hat with holes in the sides for pigtails.)

Crap guys, Monday night wrestling is over and I have to go to bed. Keep posting, matching up, and recruiting more people for the test. I might not be able to update for a day or two, but I'll be looking forward to seeing whether or not this thread is still around when I come back.