NationStates Jolt Archive

*laying there with Peech on one side and Choq on the other, she gently caresses them both, legs intermingled*

How about a beheading party?

*holds self* ermmm *looks uncomfortable*

*holds self* ermmm *looks uncomfortable*

*feeling him tense up, she laughs*
Not you silly, the peasants. And some nobles, too. make it a grand party with all the Kazooers...

*feeling him tense up, she laughs*
Not you silly, the peasants. And some nobles, too. make it a grand party with all the Kazooers...
*relaxes melting back into her arms* sounds ....pleasant my love

*slides infiltration kit out from under pillows followed by a ninja-to and another* kidnapping nobles then?

*she kisses Peech, gets up, pulling her whip from under the pillows, encircling it around her waist and call up her trusty battleaxe*
kidnapping nobles and other young men, they can be so easily lured away. After we've assembled a large group in the dungeon, i will apparate the banquet and assorted party favors, adn we can start beheading on music... do you have any musical suggestions? *raised eyebrow*

*she kisses Peech, gets up, pulling her whip from under the pillows, encircling it around her waist and call up her trusty battleaxe*
kidnapping nobles and other young men, they can be so easily lured away. After we've assembled a large group in the dungeon, i will apparate the banquet and assorted party favors, adn we can start beheading on music... do you have any musical suggestions? *raised eyebrow*

*holds up trusty DKM St. Patty's Day CD* this one always gets me in the mood.... *puts it on switching to song 16 real fast and grabbing his own pipes playing along and doing a merry jig* this cd is also great for drinking fighting dancing banging hell raising... or jsut being hyper

*holds up trusty DKM St. Patty's Day CD* this one always gets me in the mood.... *puts it on switching to song 16 real fast and grabbing his own pipes playing along and doing a merry jig* this cd is also great for drinking fighting dancing banging hell raising... or jsut being hyper

*she nods to the music, tapping her feet, her ankle bracelets ringing out*

*carefully puts pipes away* they're fragile


*straps on climbing gear picks up ninja set runs off to find a pahretty pet for tcg*

ooc: unfortunately my bagpipes need to be fixed *whines* *misses them*

*carefully puts pipes away* they're fragile


*straps on climbing gear picks up ninja set runs off to find a pahretty pet for tcg*

ooc: unfortunately my bagpipes need to be fixed *whines* *misses them*

ooc: bagpipes? for real? *swoons*

ooc: bagpipes? for real? *swoons*


ooc: *looks down* it's not that impressive i could play amazing grace and thats about it... doubt i can even do that anymore it's been so long. noone has the piece i need to repair them and i dont want to have to buy a whole new set just for the piece...

ooc: *looks down* it's not that impressive i could play amazing grace and thats about it... doubt i can even do that anymore it's been so long. noone has the piece i need to repair them and i dont want to have to buy a whole new set just for the piece...

to hear you play... i would do almost anything... almost *wicked laugh*

*sings*
I'll tell you a story/ believe me it's true/a tale you'd best hope/never happens to you/how spicy McHaggis/ how he mate his fate/ you i can save but for him its too late

spicy was big, burly and strong/ his pipes were gigantic and so was his schlong/ from city to city running around/ always looking for chicks over 400 pounds

one night at a bar a girl caught his eye/big as a house just the right size/ the broad was enormous,stacked to the hilt/spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt/the piper delivered his best pick up line/ thought to himself this beast is all mine/ the portly young lady could stand for no more/ grabbed his cojones and went for the door

they got to her house and dimmed all the lights/ spicy was in for a hell of a night/ by now he seeing double through each drunken eye/ neither good looks or appropriate size/ came to his senses thought to himself/ at this time of night i wont get nobody else/ he took of his shirt/ lifted her skirt/ they took out his unit and started to play/ had baby mcHaggis 9 months to the day

spicy,spicy,spicy,spicy,spicy,spicy

one night at a bar a girl caught his eye/big as a house just the right size/ the broad was enormous,stacked to the hilt/spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt/the piper delivered his best pick up line/ thought to himself this beast is all mine/ the portly young lady could stand for no more/ grabbed his cojones and went for the door

3 packs a day and smoked till he died/ spicy mchaggis, one hell of a guy

to hear you play... i would do almost anything... almost *wicked laugh*

i'd try, but unfortunately i needs a flap, which they don't sell here and i can't really afford to get one shipped from scotland.. nor buy a new set... once i do ge them fixed and back into practice .... i could try to tape it n send you a copy

i'd try, but unfortunately i needs a flap, which they don't sell here and i can't really afford to get one shipped from scotland.. nor buy a new set... once i do ge them fixed and back into practice .... i could try to tape it n send you a copy

Yes, please.
*swoons with delight*

*laughs so hard she gets stabbed with her own saber*

OW.....LOL....OWWW!

*sings*
I'll tell you a story/ believe me it's true/a tale you'd best hope/never happens to you/how spicy McHaggis/ how he mate his fate/ you i can save but for him its too late

[snip]
3 packs a day and smoked till he died/ spicy mchaggis, one hell of a guy


rotflmao
*wipes a tear*
omg
*giggles again*
record yourself singing that and send it... please?

one day in the kazoo , we should have a challenge for everyone to post in nothing but rhymes......kinda like that song choq just did. too funny

one day in the kazoo , we should have a challenge for everyone to post in nothing but rhymes......kinda like that song choq just did. too funny

then that would be my day of rest, cause i can't rythme to save my life... i'd try, but i doubt i would survive very long... or i'd make an ass of myself... now if it was in French...

then that would be my day of rest, cause i can't rythme to save my life... i'd try, but i doubt i would survive very long... or i'd make an ass of myself... now if it was in French...
*licks*

*licks*

*shivers and gives him a inviting look*

*shivers and gives him a inviting look*
*does more* *stories her some few hours*

capitulates <.<

*does more* *stories her some few hours*

with that last one... all you'd need is that one at this point. really.
*fans self*

capitulates <.<


Planners!!!! *greets him with a french kiss and a glass of peasant flavored kool-aid*

where you been love?

with that last one... all you'd need is that one at this point. really.
*fans self*
*giggles* looks at Word... hehe there seems to be this other.... *grins evilly*

with that last one... all you'd need is that one at this point. really.
*fans self*


*nod*

*checks available flights leaving Ga *

capitulates <.<

*she eyes him speculatively*
Here. have some chocolates.

one day in the kazoo , we should have a challenge for everyone to post in nothing but rhymes......kinda like that song choq just did. too funny
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow


Mew?
[like this?]

mmmmm... It's Kool Aid. It's the intranets fault, too slow.
*streaks through thread*

meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow


Mew?
[like this?]

Maybe i,ll turn myself into a feline when you have that challenge Peech, at least Nekone will understand me... :D

*she eyes him speculatively*
Here. have some chocolates.
*eats them ad then her, then stories her and peech*

*eats them ad then her, then stories her and peech*
Mew?
[Stories????]

Mew?
[Stories????]
do you get the kazoo newsletter?.. they're in there

*nod*

*checks available flights leaving Ga *
you know if 2 girls flew to cincy then ahem we could work on bringing reality to a certain story

do you get the kazoo newsletter?.. they're in thereMew :(
[Kazoo Newsletter??? guess not...]

you know if 2 girls flew to cincy then ahem we could work on bringing reality to a certain story


LOL you are soo naughty... you make my heart sing... lol

Mew :(
[Kazoo Newsletter??? guess not...]


Only for the strong of heart... filled with raunchy stories that can never be published in here... *eyes sparkle* And I check ID

Ive decided that Choq should get a paper route......deliver the Daily Kazoo in person. What about it Goddess?

sigh....

Ive decided that Choq should get a paper route......deliver the Daily Kazoo in person. What about it Goddess?

sigh....

In person? you realize we'll have to quite our jobs, right? I just think we should start a commune and all move in together... some will call it a sect, but who cares?

LOL you are soo naughty... you make my heart sing... lol
*takes heart* *kisses it**puts back**frenchs tcg deeply*
Ive decided that Choq should get a paper route......deliver the Daily Kazoo in person. What about it Goddess?

sigh....
how about certain persons move into my bedroom *has 2 n usually sleeps alone, cept sometimes his kitty joins* then i wouldnt have to waste time riding my bike from GA to canada *nods*

Only for the strong of heart... filled with raunchy stories that can never be published in here... *eyes sparkle* And I check ID
Meow! :D
[well... I can always lie in your lap and you can read them to me!]

In person? you realize we'll have to quite our jobs, right? I just think we should start a commune and all move in together... some will call it a sect, but who cares?


haha.....we can have razor wire on top of a 15 ft fence to keep everyone in and the others out.

Meow! :D
[well... I can always lie in your lap and you can read them to me!]

Not in here i can't... i'd get banned for life! err... how old are you again? *looks around for undercover cops*

haha.....we can have razor wire on top of a 15 ft fence to keep everyone in and the others out.

*stares at her lovingly and longingly*
you are so made for me it's unreal...

haha.....we can have razor wire on top of a 15 ft fence to keep everyone in and the others out.

*wonders why he'd need razor wire to keep certain females in* c'mon i showered today :p

*wonders why he'd need razor wire to keep certain females in* c'mon i showered today :p


no thats to make sure you dont escape

Not in here i can't... i'd get banned for life! err... how old are you again? *looks around for undercover cops*
Mer :D
[5 yrs old... ]

*stares at her lovingly and longingly*
you are so made for me it's unreal...

you know in some places... if we pretended to be mormon ... *wink* then you could both *ahem* have me... or communes is good for tax purposes and not paying for stuff, though we should start it in a Native American reservation as it would then be akin to its own country *nods*

no thats to make sure you dont escape

why wouldi escape? i'd have two very lovely very beautiful ladies inside to obliterate anythought that might concievably pop up of escape.. , though i dont think i'd be able to think so well were i around you both*kisses tcg n peech passionately*

you know in some places... if we pretended to be mormon ... *wink* then you could both *ahem* have me... or communes is good for tax purposes and not paying for stuff, though we should start it in a Native American reservation as it would then be akin to its own country *nods*Merower... ;)
[Japan... where having Mistresses is normal...]

Merower... ;)
[Japan... where having Mistresses is normal...]
we could jsut all move in together *looks cute and trys to seduce them into it*

why wouldi escape? i'd have two very lovely very beautiful ladies inside to obliterate anythought that might concievably pop up of escape.. , though i dont think i'd be able to think so well were i around you both*kisses tcg n peech passionately*


*drops saber on the floor /is under choq spell*

im weak cause i havent slain anything in so long.......

ooc: TCG is temporarily away for a few minutes.....and I'll brb too.

*drops saber on the floor /is under choq spell*

im weak cause i havent slain anything in so long.......

ooc: TCG is temporarily away for a few minutes.....and I'll brb too.

*wonders why his ladies leaving him*
*decides razor wire should keep them in*
*nods to self*

*Kicks in the door*

Hands off her you fiend..

we could jsut all move in together *looks cute and trys to seduce them into it*Merrr..... :D
[A guy living together with a Goddess, a swordswoman, and a psychic Cat... sound like an Anime series in the making.]

Mer :D
[5 yrs old... ]
*shows naughty pics* *ebil laugh* ill corrupt you yet

Merrr..... :D
[A guy living together with a Goddess, a swordswoman, and a psychic Cat... sound like an Anime series in the making.]
didnt sailor moon have something aikin to that

*Kicks in the door*

Hands off her you fiend..


Mac the Maximus!
*greets him with kisses and a new rugby shirt that says "I scrum with Peech"*

*shows naughty pics* *ebil laugh* ill corrupt you yet
ROFLMFAO!
me... me.... mew. :D
[that's... that's... in Cat years...]

1 cat year = 7 human years... :D

Merrr..... :D
[A guy living together with a Goddess, a swordswoman, and a psychic Cat... sound like an Anime series in the making.]


LOL....that or a movie co-produced by Stephen King and Quentin Tarentino

ROFLMFAO!
me... me.... mew. :D
[that's... that's... in Cat years...]

1 cat year = 7 human years... :D

shhhh its funnier when i try to get this way

didnt sailor moon have something aikin to thatMrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :mad:
[Luna's a pussy! Bitch gets paid way too much in that series... just because she can actually talk...]

Mac the Maximus!
*greets him with kisses and a new rugby shirt that says "I scrum with Peech"*

*Bows courteously*

*Bows courteously*


*looks through Mac's pockets*

nope....no presents for me today *curses*

Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :mad:
[Luna's a pussy! Bitch gets paid way too much in that series... just because she can actually talk...]
*isnt sure whats worse he brought it up or someone expounded*

*looks through Mac's pockets*

nope....no presents for me today *curses*

*laughs* i have a present *smiles naughtily*

*looks through Mac's pockets*

nope....no presents for me today *curses*

*Pulls a bunch of red roses from behind the door*

For you, m'lady.

*laughs* i have a present *smiles naughtily*


you have supreme gifts.....sigh......

*Pulls a bunch of red roses from behind the door*

For you, m'lady.


*bats eyes and smiles sweetly*

aww Mac......*tackles him and kisses him one minute for each rose*


you guys are killing my badass warrior maiden image......

*bats eyes and smiles sweetly*

aww Mac......*tackles him and kisses him one minute for each rose*


you guys are killing my badass warrior maiden image......*pounces on her ankle.... and fiercly gnaws at toes*

*pounces on her ankle.... and fiercly gnaws at toes*

*hand feeds Nekone veal cutlet*

*Glares at Nekone, before throwing a fillet of salmon at him.*

*Stands up, straightens self up, and goes back to standing in the corner*

*bats eyes and smiles sweetly*

aww Mac......*tackles him and kisses him one minute for each rose*


you guys are killing my badass warrior maiden image......
its still there....just in a different field *ebil laugh* *stories her*

*picks up Nekone pets him then hands him to Mac*

*picks up Nekone pets him then hands him to Mac*Mew? :confused:
[why can't I eat the salmon and veal???]

Mew? :confused:
[why can't I eat the salmon and veal???]

*picks up after he eats salmon and veal*

*picks up after he eats salmon and veal*Mew :D
[YUM!]

Mew :D
[YUM!]
*pet pets him*

*looks around*
*hears wind sees tumble weed blow through*
damn

*she comes back in the castle, all bloodied from the battlefield, her eyes blazing gloriously, nursing a wound above her heart, but laughing at it all*
That was exhilirating!

*she comes back in the castle, all bloodied from the battlefield, her eyes blazing gloriously, nursing a wound above her heart, but laughing at it all*
That was exhilirating!

*throws her on her pillows and stories her* have fun my sweet?

*sharpens blades to the soft whisk whisk whisk of his whet stone... someone hurt her now thousands shall die*

*throws her on her pillows and stories her* have fun my sweet?

You can lick this wound if you want... i can heal it after. I know how you like the taste...*slow wicked smile*

Then we can kill thousands, if you want...

You can lick this wound if you want... i can heal it after. I know how you like the taste...*slow wicked smile*

Then we can kill thousands, if you want...

*licks wound savoring her essence..*
*shakes uncontrollably in ecstacy*
*clings to her*

*licks wound savoring her essence..*
*shakes uncontrollably in ecstacy*
*clings to her*

*shakes her head*
Don't worry, it'll pass...
*she plays with his hair, gently embracing him as he clings*

*shakes her head*
Don't worry, it'll pass...
*she plays with his hair, gently embracing him as he clings*
*collapses against her shivering now and then feeling weak but happy* m..my......*trails off unable to speak*

*collapses against her shivering now and then feeling weak but happy* m..my......*trails off unable to speak*

*she lets herself fall on her pillow pile, bringing him with her, holding until the effects wear off*
I should have thought about that... but it won't last long...

*is slowly surrounded in golden light, he kisses her then her wounds..... vanish*

*she lets herself fall on her pillow pile, bringing him with her, holding until the effects wear off*
I should have thought about that... but it won't last long...

*kisses her softly* it'll be ok

you know i'll drop everything for you... and it's less complicated than going over the Altantic... *looks in LP's direction*

*she tries to get comfortable with Choq, hiding under her. she finally settles in and starts toying with a strange tassle*

OOC: Hey, you set aside August for me, sweetcheeks.

OOC: Hey, you set aside August for me, sweetcheeks.

ooc: why? you think I can't do both? ... you don,t know me very well. Besides, my previous engagement fell through... *smiles sweetly*
And where have you been, lover? No comment about the awful looking newsletter? I'm offended, i think...

ooc: why? you think I can't do both? ... you don,t know me very well. Besides, my previous engagement fell through... *smiles sweetly*
And where have you been, lover? No comment about the awful looking newsletter? I'm offended, i think...

what month do i get?

In person? you realize we'll have to quite our jobs, right? I just think we should start a commune and all move in together... some will call it a sect, but who cares?

Oh, I'm so in for that. I won't quit my job so that we can money for food and, um, toys.

what month do i get?
well, if you can make it to BC and see Peech and me... *wide smile* bonus... if not... when are you free? as long as i can spread a trip each month i'm good... although, depending on where we meet, could make that 2 trips... *mysterious smile*

Oh, I'm so in for that. I won't quit my job so that we can money for food and, um, toys.

I thought you'd like to join... Peech and I are very demanding... *wicked laugh*... but don't worry... it won't hurt too much...

ooc: why? you think I can't do both? ... you don,t know me very well. Besides, my previous engagement fell through... *smiles sweetly*
And where have you been, lover? No comment about the awful looking newsletter? I'm offended, i think...

I've been busy. I'm way behind. But I'm finally caught up on Kazoo.

I've been busy. I'm way behind. But I'm finally caught up on Kazoo.

*naughty laugh*
Yeah, i saw you were busy with Randomea... getting your kiwi eaten and your branch... err... shaken...

*climbs in through the window singing* Beer, beer, beer... Choq, play along with your pipes.

A long time ago, beginning of history
When all they had to drink was nothing but cups of tea
Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mopps
And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hopps

He'd like to have been an admiral, a sultan, or a king
And to his praises we shall always sing
Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer
The Lord bless Charlie Mopps,
the man who invented beer beer beer beer tiddley beer beer beer

A barrel of malt, a bushel of hopps, he stirs it with a stick
The kind of lubrication that'll make your engine tick
Forty pints a wallop a day to keep away the cracks
It's only eight seventy a pint, but it's three fifty with tax

He'd like to have been an admiral, a sultan, or a king
And to his praises we shall always sing
Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer
The Lord bless Charlie Mopps,
the man who invented beer beer beer beer tiddley beer beer beer

The O'Reilly's Pub, O'Casey's Bar, this hole in the wall as well
One thing you can be sure of, it's Charlie's beer they sell
So come on all you lucky lads, eleven o'clock she stops
Five seconds of silence now to remember Charlie Mopps

1...2...3...4...5...HEY!

He'd like to have been an admiral, a sultan, or a king
And to his praises we shall always sing
Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer
The Lord bless Charlie Mopps!

*she nds her head and taps her foot to the rythm, her ankle bells ringing softly, when the song ends she claps thunderously*

Does that mean I'll have to find a song, too?


ooc i have one but it's at home... lemme see on internet...

well, if you can make it to BC and see Peech and me... *wide smile* bonus... if not... when are you free? as long as i can spread a trip each month i'm good... although, depending on where we meet, could make that 2 trips... *mysterious smile*

lemme know when you n peech visit... and im free hmm always

*she gets up, clears her throat and sings in a clear, soprano voice*

When rainy nights are soft with tears,
And Autumn leaves are falling,
I hear his voice on tumbling waves
And no one there to hold me.
At evening's fall he watched me walk.
His heart was mine.
But my love was young, and felt
The world was not cruel, but kind.
Where Lagan's light fell on the hour,
I saw him far below me--
Just as the morning calmed the storm--
With no one there to hold him.
My loves have come, my loves have gone,
And nothing's left to warn me,
Save for a voice on the traveling wind,
And the glimpse of a face at morning.

[QUOTE=Jocabia]*climbs in through the window singing* Beer, beer, beer... Choq, play along with your pipes.
-snip-
QUOTE]
*plays pipes*

*when TCG begins singing Joc pulls a ocarina from his pocket and begins to play. The air is filled with music*

*she then intones another familiar Irish song*

'Tis of a pretty female
As you may understand.
Her mind being bent for rambling
Unto some foreign land,
She dressed herself in sailor's clothes,
Or so it does appear,
And she hired with a captain
To serve him for a year.

[The captain's wife she being on board,
She seemed in great joy
To think the captain had engaged
Such a handsome cabin boy,
That now and then she'd slip him a kiss,
And she'd have liked to toy,
But 'twas the captain found out the secret
Of the handsome cabin boy.]

Her cheeks they were like roses
And her hair rolled in a curl.
The sailors often smiled and said
He looked just like a girl.
But eating of the captain's biscuit
Her colour did destroy,
And the waist did swell of pretty Nell,
The handsome cabin boy.

'Twas in the bay of Biscay
Our gallant ship did plow.
One night among the sailors
Was a fearful flurry and row.*
They tumbled from their hammocks
For their sleep it did destroy,
And they sworn about the groaning
Of the handsome cabin boy.

"Oh doctor, dear, oh doctor,"
The cabin boy did cry.
"My time has come, I am undone,
And I will surely die."
The doctor come a-runnin'
And a-smilin' at the fun.
To think a sailor lad should have
A daughter or a son.

The sailors when they saw the joke
They all did stand and stare.
The child belonged to none of them,
They solemnly did swear.
The captain's wife, she says to him,
"My dear, I wish you joy,
For 'tis either you or me's betrayed
The handsome cabin boy!"

[Now sailors, take your tot of rum
And drink success to trade,
And likewise to the cabin boy
That was neither man nor maid.
Here's hoping the wars don't rise again
Our sailors to destroy,
And here's hoping for a jolly lot more
Like the handsome cabin boy.

sings scottish funeral dirge:

*deep carrying sorrow filled voice*

lay me doon in tha coal coal goon
wheur afore manie man hahve gun

*trails off to play pipes*

*recites line again*
*plays pipes*

livens things up by singing black velvet band

*dancing, raises his glass*

I've got another -

Memememememememe, ahem *clears throat*

Laaaaaa... better

*Sings*

Kind friends and companions come join me in rhyme.
Come lift up your voices in chorus with mine.
Let us drink and be merry, all grief to refrain
for we may and might never all meet here again.

So here's a health to the company, and one to my lass.
Let us drink and be merry all out of one glass.
Let us drink and be merry all grief to refrain.
For we may and might never all meet here again.

Well, here's a health to the wee lass that I love so well.
For style and for beauty, there are none can excel.
She smiles on my countenance as she sits on my knee;
sure there's no one on earth as happy as me.

So here's a health to the company, and one to my lass.
Let us drink and be merry all out of one glass.
Let us drink and be merry all grief to refrain.
For we may and might never all meet here again.

Our ship lies at harbor. she's ready to dock.
I wish her safe landing without any shock.
And if ever we meet again by land or by sea,
sure I'm always rememberin' your kindness to me.

So here's a health to the company, and one to my lass.
Let us drink and be merry all out of one glass.
Let us drink and be merry all grief to refrain.
For we may and might never all meet here again.

So here's a health to the company, and one to my lass.
Let us drink and be merry all out of one glass.
Let us drink and be merry all grief to refrain.
For we may and might never all meet here again.

*bows*

*clapping to both songs, she laughs*
Are we all singers here? I know what you said Joc, but how about you Choq?
Maybe we should get together and have a jam... and exchange songs?

*ponders*
would you guys like to be invited to a party? either a b-day or NSer party? it's an idea Peech and I have and really want to realize.

i play in a band
we're the best in the land
bigger than both chelsea and friends
i play one mean guitar then score at the bar
there's a line of chicks waiting for chance

c'mon now hunny
ill make ya feel pretty
these other girls mean nothing to me
lets finish these drinks then be gone for the night
im more than a handful you'll see!

so kiss me im shit faced
im soaked and soiled and brown
in the trousers she kissed me and i only bought her one round


*falls over drunk*

*clapping to both songs, she laughs*
Are we all singers here? I know what you said Joc, but how about you Choq?
Maybe we should get together and have a jam... and exchange songs?

*ponders*
would you guys like to be invited to a party? either a b-day or NSer party? it's an idea Peech and I have and really want to realize.

i only sing when im drunk *nods* only timeany irishmen should sing

*liks parties* *likes tcg* *likes peech*
hell im in

*clapping to both songs, she laughs*
Are we all singers here? I know what you said Joc, but how about you Choq?
Maybe we should get together and have a jam... and exchange songs?

*ponders*
would you guys like to be invited to a party? either a b-day or NSer party? it's an idea Peech and I have and really want to realize.

Can we all be naked? Except LP cuz we all know he's got a crazy huge penis and I don't want to feel inadequate?

Can we all be naked? Except LP cuz we all know he's got a crazy huge penis and I don't want to feel inadequate?
im irish, when flacid *nods* i make everyone look good...... other than that... *smiles* i seem to impress

Can we all be naked? Except LP cuz we all know he's got a crazy huge penis and I don't want to feel inadequate?

You? Feel inadequate? *she looks him over very slowly with a naughty smile*

im irish, when flacid *nods* i make everyone look good...... other than that... *smiles* i seem to impress

Ah, someone else who knows how it actually works. Nice.

im irish, when flacid *nods* i make everyone look good...... other than that... *smiles* i seem to impress

*fans self, cheeks flushing as she remembers the stories*
err... yes... well... err... how far would you be willing to go? My house, maybe?

You? Feel inadequate? *she looks him over very slowly with a naughty smile*

;)

a woman will forgive anything if youre good enough with your tongue ;)

*strokes tcg's hair*

*wakes from his nap on the couch*
hmm? i need a snack....
*walks to the fridge and grabs a ham*

a woman will forgive anything if youre good enough with your tongue ;)

tongue... yes.. i am quite fascinated with tongues lately... and fingers, and teeth, and lips, and a certain ability to ...*her cheeks are flaming red*

*raises a huge beer stein overflowing with ale* Choq, new song, man. The party's dying.

tongue... yes.. i am quite fascinated with tongues lately... and fingers, and teeth, and lips, and a certain ability to ...*her cheeks are flaming red*
ooc:
???....damn, I'm sheltered...

ooc is anybody going to comment on the newsletter today? anyone? Guys?
Before i leave would be nice!!!! and I'm leaving in about 5 minutes!!!!

*wanders in singing*

Hush now baby made a start,
There's a jewel in your heart
And a star that shines for you,
Watching everything you do.
Don't you cry though it may seem
You were born into a dream.
There's another race to run,
You were not the only one.
Standing in the morning sun,
Waiting though it had begun,
May you never run aground
Or fall into the deep, deep sound.
Stormy weather turns to blue:
Here's a song to take with you.

*heavy irish accent*
i'd wait fer yew 'till i turn blu
notin mor ah mahn can do
dont git yer bollocks in a twist
settle down and take a fit
ya drank wit deamons straight from hell
ya almost nearly won as well
ya wiped the floor with victory
then puked until ya fell asleep

*wonders off looking for more beer*

ooc is anybody going to comment on the newsletter today? anyone? Guys?
Before i leave would be nice!!!! and I'm leaving in about 5 minutes!!!!

its a sexy newsletter*nods*

ooc is anybody going to comment on the newsletter today? anyone? Guys?
Before i leave would be nice!!!! and I'm leaving in about 5 minutes!!!!

OOC: Why are you worried about it? You didn't write the stories. The stories were good, but I don't see what that does for you. Now, the stories, I clearly see what those did for you.

*wanders in singing*

Hush now baby made a start,
There's a jewel in your heart
And a star that shines for you,
Watching everything you do.
Don't you cry though it may seem
You were born into a dream.
There's another race to run,
You were not the only one.
Standing in the morning sun,
Waiting though it had begun,
May you never run aground
Or fall into the deep, deep sound.
Stormy weather turns to blue:
Here's a song to take with you.
*looks up from his ham bone*
that was random...
*sucks out jellied marrow and chews holes in it to make a nice fife*
sigh
*plays an eerie melody*

OOC: Why are you worried about it? You didn't write the stories. The stories were good, but I don't see what that does for you. Now, the stories, I clearly see what those did for you.

oh fine tell me how great i am :-p

OOC: Why are you worried about it? You didn't write the stories. The stories were good, but I don't see what that does for you. Now, the stories, I clearly see what those did for you.

*sinks her head into her hands and sobs*
i have some... damn it... i just can't retrieve them from my slave drive and *sniffles* and i'm too busy working because i chat too much here to write more...


Perhaps i want to know if anyone will provide additional stories, or if i should just stop producing it?

*sinks her head into her hands and sobs*
i have some... damn it... i just can't retrieve them from my slave drive and *sniffles* and i'm too busy working because i chat too much here to write more...


Perhaps i want to know if anyone will provide additional stories, or if i should just stop producing it?

*pulls her close kissing her electrically, pulling away fter some time leaving her breathless and .... longing*

*sinks her head into her hands and sobs*
i have some... damn it... i just can't retrieve them from my slave drive and *sniffles* and i'm too busy working because i chat too much here to write more...


Perhaps i want to know if anyone will provide additional stories, or if i should just stop producing it?

I think it's cool. I'll write you some. You, choq and peech are certainly enjoying it, why not keep going?

I haven't received a copy...

that was random...

*curtseys deeply, then biting him on the ear*
Why thank you.

I think it's cool. I'll write you some. You, choq and peech are certainly enjoying it, why not keep going?

*flat stare*
kay, then. thank you for kindly accepting this newsletter that does nothing for you and just... litters.


LOL, you are impossible. *Frenchkisses him quite thoroughly*

*flat stare*
kay, then. thank you for kindly accepting this newsletter that does nothing for you and just... litters.


LOL, you are impossible. *Frenchkisses him quite thoroughly*
*raises hand* my turn?

I haven't received a copy...



*curtseys deeply, then biting him on the ear*
Why thank you.

You have to request it... to me *sweet smile* and i normally check ID, but your a gf so... i'll send it tonight... after 9:30 cause i have something beforehand

I haven't received a copy...



*curtseys deeply, then biting him on the ear*
Why thank you.
You're very welcome.
*Tickles her*

*raises hand* my turn?

*she tilts her head towards Choq*
You are quite the greedy one aren't you?



ooc anyone here play WoW? i want to play with someone...

*she tilts her head towards Choq*
You are quite the greedy one aren't you?



ooc anyone here play WoW? i want to play with someone...
i did till my pc blew up.. not greedy... just likes ur kisses :-p if your not kissing anyone else.. *shrugs* you could kiss me *nods* :cool:

*giggles*
Now you've got me in a good mood...

*giggles*
Now you've got me in a good mood...
please explain...
*pauses for the answer*

*she kisses Joc one last time, biting his lower lip before disengaging*


*she walks to Choq and presses her soft lips to his, a little smile showing her dimple, and then teases him with her tongue before she actually grabs his hair and forcibly takes his mouth*


ooc *sigh* i hate playing alone... oh well, better learn to make new friends fast *smirks*

Beu bye my loves... i must leave and won't be back til muuuuucccchhhh later, if at all. be bad. but not so bad that we get locked. m'k?

*she kisses everyone in turn and then disappears*

*she kisses Joc one last time, biting his lower lip before disengaging*


*she walks to Choq and presses her soft lips to his, a little smile showing her dimple, and then teases him with her tongue before she actually grabs his hair and forcibly takes his mouth*


ooc *sigh* i hate playing alone... oh well, better learn to make new friends fast *smirks*

i wanna be your friend!

i wanna be your friend!


ooc pc blew up remember? can't be my friend on WoW.

She had a sulky smile
She took a standard pose as she presented herself
She had sultry eyes she made it perfectly clear that
She was his for a price

But he said leave me alone I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite
He said leave me alone I'm a family man
If you push me too hard I just might

She wore hurt surprise
As she re-checked her makeup to protect herself
She showed less than pride
She made it totally clear that she was his for a price

But he said leave me alone I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite
He said leave me alone I'm a family man
If you push me too hard I just might

She gave him her look
That would have worked on any other man in sight
He could not mistake
She wanted to go back with him and spend the night

But he said leave me alone I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite
He said leave me alone I'm a family man
If you push me too hard I just might

She turned, tossed her head and then
She started to make her final exit line
She showed real disdain as if explaining again
She could be his for a price

But he said leave me alone I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite
He said leave me alone I'm a family man
If you push me too hard I just might

But he said leave me alone I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite
He said leave me alone I'm a family man
If you push me too hard I just might

But he said leave me alone I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite
He said leave me alone I'm a family man
If you push me too hard I just might

He said leave me alone I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite
He said leave me alone I'm a family man
If you push me too hard I just might

*gives a significant look before wandering over to a bedroom door*

ooc: I might go to sleep I'm feeling groggy after dentist's anesthetic still

ooc pc blew up remember? can't be my friend on WoW.

still wanna be *frowns* *licks* call meh latas?

*flat stare*
kay, then. thank you for kindly accepting this newsletter that does nothing for you and just... litters.


LOL, you are impossible. *Frenchkisses him quite thoroughly*

I was making the point that even without anyone else justifying your effort you have enough justification. I told you I liked the stories and I offered to contribute. You're a goddess, I thought you could read my mind.

*absorbs kiss and smiles*

She had a sulky smile
She took a standard pose as she presented herself
She had sultry eyes she made it perfectly clear that
She was his for a price

But he said leave me alone I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite
He said leave me alone I'm a family man
If you push me too hard I just might

She wore hurt surprise
As she re-checked her makeup to protect herself
She showed less than pride
She made it totally clear that she was his for a price

But he said leave me alone I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite
He said leave me alone I'm a family man
If you push me too hard I just might

She gave him her look
That would have worked on any other man in sight
He could not mistake
She wanted to go back with him and spend the night

But he said leave me alone I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite
He said leave me alone I'm a family man
If you push me too hard I just might

She turned, tossed her head and then
She started to make her final exit line
She showed real disdain as if explaining again
She could be his for a price

But he said leave me alone I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite
He said leave me alone I'm a family man
If you push me too hard I just might

But he said leave me alone I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite
He said leave me alone I'm a family man
If you push me too hard I just might

But he said leave me alone I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite
He said leave me alone I'm a family man
If you push me too hard I just might

He said leave me alone I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite
He said leave me alone I'm a family man
If you push me too hard I just might

*gives a significant look before wandering over to a bedroom door*

ooc: I might go to sleep I'm feeling groggy after dentist's anesthetic still
sorry, i was kidding...
[crap, i screwed up again...]

*she tilts her head towards Choq*
You are quite the greedy one aren't you?



ooc anyone here play WoW? i want to play with someone...

OOC: I want to play with you, but not WoW *grins*

ooc:
i gotta go...
ic:
adieu, all

good bye all
*vanishes amidst a bright ball of light*

good bye all
*vanishes amidst a bright ball of light*
*zips up*

look at LPs big ass post count! lokk at mine

what a craop no legged peech posteer i am!

look at LPs big ass post count! lokk at mine

what a craop no legged peech posteer i am!
I forgive you. It's hard to post high :fluffle:

I forgive you. It's hard to post high :fluffle:


yes ti is. i hate the dentist....theys are evilllll
i am never going bakc ever evrb


i forgot to fluffle u bakc :fluffle: :fluffle:

yes ti is. i hate the dentist....theys are evilllll
i am never going bakc ever evrb


i forgot to fluffle u bakc :fluffle: :fluffle:
Maybe you should just get fake teeth and be done with it :p

Maybe you should just get fake teeth and be done with it :p


:eek:

will yuo still kiss me with fake teef?

:eek:

will yuo still kiss me with fake teef?
But of course........ if you keep them in

Both LP and LP on at the same time when i'm out?

*lips tremble*
*eyes water up*
*cries*

I was making the point that even without anyone else justifying your effort you have enough justification. I told you I liked the stories and I offered to contribute. You're a goddess, I thought you could read my mind.

*absorbs kiss and smiles*

Apparently not yours and that offends me to no end...*impish grin*but i am not giving up just yet. I have until August, it seems...

*fanfares*
*bursts in the door*
miss me?

Both LP and LP on at the same time when i'm out?

*lips tremble*
*eyes water up*
*cries*
Hush hush

*comforts Goddess*

Hush hush

*comforts Goddess*

*snuggling in his arms, a wicked little smile appears*
*lets herself be comforted*


@ Odd One
Always, m'dear!

*snuggling in his arms, a wicked little smile appears*
*lets herself be comforted*
*strokes her hair*

It's okay now. No need to be scared, now the pirate is here.




OOC: Do you know where Peech is? I don't see her on yahoo and I don't remember her telling me she wouldn't be there

[QUOTE=The Chocolate Goddess@ Odd One
Always, m'dear![/QUOTE]
it's good to be back
I can't believe i missed the whole first half of #7
oh well, to business;
*breaks out the whip*
*shakes off the dust*

*flys in through window striking dramatic kneeling pose upon landing, the echo of pipes trails in behind him, standing up he ealks over to goddess and kisses her quite thoroughly*

Good morning everyone


ooc:goddess sorry botu the late night eh ;) *looks innocent*

*flys in through window striking dramatic kneeling pose upon landing, the echo of pipes trails in behind him, standing up he ealks over to goddess and kisses her quite thoroughly*

Good morning everyone


ooc:goddess sorry botu the late night eh ;) *looks innocent*
*kisses Choq quite thoroughly*

Good afternoon

*kisses Choq quite thoroughly*

Good afternoon

*kisses LP back quite the same, pulling back to lick him, then kisses again*
hows mah favoritists foreigner ever from across that dirty ole pond?
*licks him again*

*strokes her hair*

It's okay now. No need to be scared, now the pirate is here.




OOC: Do you know where Peech is? I don't see her on yahoo and I don't remember her telling me she wouldn't be there

ooc no I don't and I miss her!!!!

and the first commandmant reads; that human flesh and blood is sacred, until there is no more food.
*makes a peasant sandwich*

*flys in through window striking dramatic kneeling pose upon landing, the echo of pipes trails in behind him, standing up he ealks over to goddess and kisses her quite thoroughly*

Good morning everyone


ooc:goddess sorry botu the late night eh ;) *looks innocent*



*as their lips caress, she flashes a quick smile, showing off her dimple*
*she kisses him back quite enthusiastically*
ooc: hey, i have intravenous coffee this morning, i'm good... *yawn*

*kisses LP back quite the same, pulling back to lick him, then kisses again*
hows mah favoritists foreigner ever from across that dirty ole pond?
*licks him again*
Getting better all the time. Look what I learned yesterday

*cross cuffs Choqs ankles and wrists and hangs him on the chandelier*

*holds up a blindfold*

Goddess would you do the honours?

*hands her a .......stick*


OOC: Damnit :(

*kisses LP back quite the same, pulling back to lick him, then kisses again*
hows mah favoritists foreigner ever from across that dirty ole pond?
*licks him again*

*watches Lp and Choq with envy and a slow flush creeping up her cheeks*
*swoons on her tassled pillow pile*

*as their lips caress, she flashes a quick smile, showing off her dimple*
*she kisses him back quite enthusiastically*
ooc: hey, i have intravenous coffee this morning, i'm good... *yawn*

*adds special ingrediant* yes this should keep you up *nods*



ooc: someone needs to kill the guy who thought up family guy... i got distracted by it and still no finished work... *whistles*

*watches Lp and Choq with envy and a slow flush creeping up her cheeks*
*swoons on her tassled pillow pile*
*joins her on the pillows*

Getting better all the time. Look what I learned yesterday

*cross cuffs Choqs ankles and wrists and hangs him on the chandelier*

*holds up a blindfold*

Goddess would you do the honours?

*hands her a .......stick*


OOC: Damnit :(

*she gets up, blindfolds him, takes the...stick, and starts to whip Choq with it*

ooc: you can chat me up if you want... i'm no substitute, but ;)

Getting better all the time. Look what I learned yesterday

*cross cuffs Choqs ankles and wrists and hangs him on the chandelier*

*holds up a blindfold*

Goddess would you do the honours?

*hands her a .......stick*


OOC: Damnit :(

*giggles excitedly and pretends to try to escape, just makes kilt fly up almost exposeing everything, gives up drops head, hiding face behind hair*

*joins her on the pillows*

*she kisses him*
Wait right here, for a few moments. Here, have a chocolate.

*she gets up, blindfolds him, takes the...stick, and starts to whip Choq with it*

ooc: you can chat me up if you want... i'm no substitute, but ;)
*slew of profanities leavehis mouth cursing you and everything about you trying to get you to hit like ya mean it*

*she gets up, blindfolds him, takes the...stick, and starts to whip Choq with it*

ooc: you can chat me up if you want... i'm no substitute, but ;)
Actually you're supposed to be the blindfolded one, but hey.... I'm not complaining

Now, you just keep beating Choq till the goodies come out


OOC: Whoo! You can log on to yahoo right? I'm there under......dum dum dum...... leglesspirates

Actually you're supposed to be the blindfolded one, but hey.... I'm not complaining

Now, you just keep beating Choq till the goodies come out


OOC: Whoo! You can log on to yahoo right? I'm there under......dum dum dum...... leglesspirates


*giggles in madening glee*

*tries to keep kilt in place*

Poke him in the eye! Poke him in the eye!

*moans*

*throws pebbles at everybody*

hmm... what else can i throw?...

*throws pebbles at everybody*

hmm... what else can i throw?...
cheese?

I thought the game would be more interesting if he didn't see me coming...*wicked smile*

*she whacks him hard a few times*

I can't poke him in the eye, he has a blindfold...

I thought the game would be more interesting if he didn't see me coming...*wicked smile*

*she whacks in hard a few times*

I can't poke him in the eye, he has a blindfold...
Well in the nose then

I thought the game would be more interesting if he didn't see me coming...*wicked smile*

*she whacks in hard a few times*

I can't poke him in the eye, he has a blindfold...
*sighs in relief* i likes mah eyes

btw, Choq, should I feel offended that i have no story this morning?
*raised eyebrow*
it's more than 3 pages, but still...

cheese?
*produces mysterious cheese*
*throws cheese at everybody*

*produces mysterious cheese*
*throws cheese at everybody*
Ewww.... Put it back

btw, Choq, should I feel offended that i have no story this morning?
*raised eyebrow*
it's more than 3 pages, but still...

*smiles malicious smile* no, im working on it right now, got sidetracked by Family Guy last night, spent rest of night thinking of ideas.... you might just hate me when I'm done *grins so innocent you just wanna smack him*

*produces mysterious cheese*
*throws cheese at everybody*
CHEEEESSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *lunges against restraints*

*smiles malicious smile* no, im working on it right now, got sidetracked by Family Guy last night, spent rest of night thinking of ideas.... you might just hate me when I'm done *grins so innocent you just wanna smack him*

*smacks him hard with the stick a few more times. she calls her whip to her, licks it and then CRACK*

*smiles malicious smile* no, im working on it right now, got sidetracked by Family Guy last night, spent rest of night thinking of ideas.... you might just hate me when I'm done *grins so innocent you just wanna smack him....*
*... with a big hard....stick*

Well in the nose then

He'll bleed all over th...
*evil grin*
*she whacks choq on the nose with the stick. blood starts to flow. she puts her finger in it and licks.*

*... with a big hard....stick*
*catches stick in mouth*

*catches stick in mouth*
*pushes the stick, driving it further into choq's mouth*

He'll bleed all over th...
*evil grin*
*she whacks choq on the nose with the stick. blood starts to flow. she puts her finger in it and licks.*

*becomes more than slightly excited by the smell and texture of blood on his face* you two are gonna owe me *grins evil smile, made more so by blood covering his blind-folded face*

*catches stick in mouth*

*she takes his stick and starts flagellating(sp? looking it up) his thighs*

That was very naughty. No one said you could take a bite.

*becomes more than slightly excited by the smell and texture of blood on his face* you two are gonna owe me *grins evil smile, made more so by blood covering his blind-folded face*

*she gives hime a wicked smile back and starts to lick the blood*

*she gives hime a wicked smile back and starts to lick the blood*
you got some on your cheek
*licks it off*
and your face too
*licks again*

*pushes the stick, driving it further into choq's mouth*
*sucks on LP's..... stick*

*sucks on LP's..... stick*
*looks around blindfolded*

What are you doing? You're not beating anymore

*looks around blindfolded*

What are you doing? You're not beating anymore

yes i am.. with his stick. See?
*she is beating on Choq's thighs with his ever growing stick*

yes i am.. with his stick. See?
*she is beating on Choq's thighs with his ever growing stick*
See what?

Damnit. Did the goodies come out?

ooc: took out and redid page 3... *wonders to himself if it would be nice to tease tcg with a half story*

wait.. is everyone wearing blindfolds? *shrugs*
*puts on blindfold*
*flails his cat-o'-nine-tails wildly around the room relishing the sounds of leather striking skin and cries of pain*

See what?

Damnit. Did the goodies come out?

Hold your horses, LP. You have to give it time. But it won't be long now...

ooc: took out and redid page 3... *wonders to himself if it would be nice to tease tcg with a half story*

If you do, you better be prepared to give me the other half soon... or else.

Hold your horses, LP. You have to give it time. But it won't be long now...
*grins* bet you can't do it *trying to goad her into a slightly rougher beating*

If you do, you better be prepared to give me the other half soon... or else.
you have mail *bats eyes*

*grins* bet you can't do it *trying to goad her into a slightly rougher beating*
Pffft. Goddess can do anything. Show him!

*pushes her too*

Well, I came in this morning and these fucktards had shut our office downn. I am in the process of moving things over to my new office. I snuck off to find a computer and I found one and I dunno whos office this is but I hope they dont show up right now. I am in the morgue btw.


and Sweet Potato....I think we spoke last night...did we? Or was it all a dream? I passed out n the recliner at some point-I know that much. Be back today later maybe not I dunno.--my head hurts like a mofo

love,
Pookie Lettuce

Goddess I love you and miss you.

Castlemates I miss you all too and will be back soon to carve affectionate notes on your bodies.

*grins* bet you can't do it *trying to goad her into a slightly rougher beating*

*she licks the stick, grabs it and beats him with it faster, all the while licking the blood and his chest and finally biting his lip*

Well, I came in this morning and these fucktards had shut our office downn. I am in the process of moving things over to my new office. I snuck off to find a computer and I found one and I dunno whos office this is but I hope they dont show up right now. I am in the morgue btw.


and Sweet Potato....I think we spoke last night...did we? Or was it all a dream? I passed out n the recliner at some point-I know that much. Be back today later maybe not I dunno.--my head hurts like a mofo

love,
Pookie Lettuce

Goddess I love you and miss you.

Castlemates I miss you all too and will be back soon to carve affectionate notes on your bodies.
Yes we spoke last night..... it was hilarious. Well for me it was. :fluffle:

Well, I came in this morning and these fucktards had shut our office downn. I am in the process of moving things over to my new office. I snuck off to find a computer and I found one and I dunno whos office this is but I hope they dont show up right now. I am in the morgue btw.


and Sweet Potato....I think we spoke last night...did we? Or was it all a dream? I passed out n the recliner at some point-I know that much. Be back today later maybe not I dunno.--my head hurts like a mofo

love,
Pookie Lettuce

Goddess I love you and miss you.

Castlemates I miss you all too and will be back soon to carve affectionate notes on your bodies.
And we'll be here, my beloved warrior maiden! *in tribute, she lashes out at Choq even faster*

ha! one of my classmates just caught me not studying.

can't leave yet though...

*she licks the stick, grabs it and beats him with it faster, all the while licking the blood and his chest and finally biting his lip*
*in a bout of uncontrollable happiness, he spills some irish cream all over LP and tcg's faces* oops?

*in a bout of uncontrollable happiness, he spills some irish cream all over LP and tcg's faces* oops?
YAY! It worked!

*licks his mouth*

Yes we spoke last night..... it was hilarious. Well for me it was. :fluffle:


I seem to remember somthing about you kissing me and me not having teeth and then something about the pub :confused:


oh well :fluffle:

I'm out :(

y'all send me e-mails so i can have something to come back to when i hook up my comp.

I seem to remember somthing about you kissing me and me not having teeth and then something about the pub :confused:


oh well :fluffle:

I'm out :(

y'all send me e-mails so i can have something to come back to when i hook up my comp.
ROFL! :fluffle:

Have fun in the morgue. We're all envious in here

:fluffle:

*in a bout of uncontrollable happiness, he spills some irish cream all over LP and tcg's faces* oops?

*she smirks and licks the cream*

Bye Peech. Hope you feel better and we get to chat more. :)

YAY! It worked!

*licks his mouth*

Was there ever any doubt? *raised eyebrow*

Was there ever any doubt? *raised eyebrow*
I got the idea of a mexican. How would I know if it would work?

*sighs and pats self on back* this one oughtta make a certain lil lady squirm *smiles small smile at her*

*sighs and pats self on back* this one oughtta make a certain lil lady squirm *smiles small smile at her*

*fans self*
bad man... bad man!!!!!

ooc: g2g office lunch back in 70 mins

*sighs and pats self on back* this one oughtta make a certain lil lady squirm *smiles small smile at her*
*chops the chandelier rope with a peasant's teeth*

*sighs and pats self on back* this one oughtta make a certain lil lady squirm *smiles small smile at her*
*mutters and kicks self in the arse*
why didn't I think of that?

*fans self*
bad man... bad man!!!!!

ooc: g2g office lunch back in 70 mins
ooc: your jsut saying that :-p your really going home to B.O.B. *cute evil laugh*

Apparently not yours and that offends me to no end...*impish grin*but i am not giving up just yet. I have until August, it seems...

My mind is a maze or perhaps just amazing.

My mind is a maze or perhaps just amazing.
*hands over Cheeziest Line Award*

*hands over Cheeziest Line Award*
*hands bottle of wine*

*hands bottle of wine*

*Takes the cheese and the wine and finds some crackers and begins to eat*

*Takes the cheese and the wine and finds some crackers and begins to eat*

there's more crackers in the cupboard over there

there's more crackers in the cupboard over there
Racist!

Racist!
*keeps smart ass remark to self in fear of a mod actually coming in here to not *cough*sticky keyoard *cough**
*hopes that doesnt get him banned*

OOC: I haven't properly entered

*Jocabia enters through the far door. He is wearing naught but a pelt wrapped around his waist. His body is painted blue and red in an apparently random pattern*

High hats

*A darkened corner slowly illuminates just enough for a peasant seated behind some high hats to become visible. He begins tapping gently on them*

Bass

*In another corner a giant peasant with a standup bass become visible. He begins to pull at the strings*

Stomp!!

*In another corner (this is getting to be a lot of corners) a group of female peasants appears. They begin stomping a rhythm*

*Mac stands up*

Vocals!!

*In another corner, two peasant children start singing*

"I'm a little tea-pot, short and stout....."

*looks around*

Uh oh. We're in a musical

Horns

*in the fourth corner of the room three female peasants appear topless with large horns and join in with the music*

*Jocabia turns around holding a strange looking guitar and begins to play*

Lookin' at the devil, grinnin' at his gun
Fingers start shakin', I begin to run
Bullets start chasin', I begin to stop
We begin to wrestle I was on the top

Want to thank you falettinme be mice elf agin
I wanna thank you falettinme be mice elf agin

*female peasants enter and begin to dance around Jocabia and others in the room*

Stiff all in the collar, fluffy in the face
Chit chat chatter tryin', I begin to run
Want to thank you for the party, I could never stay
Many things is on my mind, words in the way

Want to thank you falettinme be mice elf agin
Thank you falettinme be mice elf agin

Dance to the music
All nite long
Everyday people
Sing a simple song

Mama's so happy
Mama start to cry
Papa still singin'
You can make it if you try

I want to thank you falettinme be mice elf agin
Thank you falettinme be mice elf agin

Flamin' eyes of people fear, burnin' into you
Many men are missin' much, hatin' what they do

Youth and truth are makin' love
Dig it for a starter
Dyin' young is hard to take
Sellin' out is harder

I want to thank you falettinme be mice elf agin
Thank you falettinme be mice elf agin

*whirls around and begins slaying the peasants* Now that's an entrance!

*peasants drop their instruments and attempt to flee Jocabia runs them down and filets them*

Oooh it's a comedy

*up in the rafters, nekone wakes up to the screams of dying peasants*

LP you think ya can let me down now? ;) my arms hurt

There is no better weapon than a guitar with blades embedded. It makes its own soundtrack.