NationStates Jolt Archive

everybody has seen the awesomeness of this wildy popular thread.. rivalling all decency of the general forum.we are in the region of Riigor Mortiis, establishing a REJECT ROYALTY OF REBELS. create your title, and state your duties. i will alter them to my tastes.post them in the thread, and make sure you telegram me with them at my nation, because i may not see them in this looong thread.lets figure out a way to overthrow all that is right, and normal with the world.
free sex, violence, fires and generally sickening chaos for all who join. not for the faint of heart.
if you tged me before, and arent on here, telgram me again, please.
have fun, and remember- dont try and behave. no one likes that.
Vittos Ordination- thee High Priest of PsychoSex. he runs the dungeon.ladies- he gives great torture. the pleasure is painful and free of charge.

Tribes of Longton- Official Metal Head and Evil Bastard. nutting enemies into oblivion. moonlights as a masturbation ambassador. watch out when he starts banging that head of his....

Gaeltach-Countess of Mildly Irritating Pointy Objects. manages the inventory of Pointy Devices and other torturous Objects. fills requests for Materials or Advice. heads an R&D facility to increase the effectiveness of current Devices and to create new and exciting prospects.

Peechland-Warrior Maiden.Collector of Enemy Scrotums. need we say more?

Lascivious Maximus- Intrepid Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer extraordinaire.Chief and Commander of Exploratory Conquest. dividing legs and conquering ladies everywhere.

Teh Cameron Clan- Invader Zim-Zum. he does whatever the hell he wants, as long as he wants, to who he wants, when he wants, how he wants, where he wants.

Eichen Sire Spliffy. he peddles various party favors to the isand brethrenfrom his hammock made of the golden hair of 1000 virgins.also- part time police officer. works for bribes, bare breasts or a good meal.

Keruvalia Dark Lord of the Shadows. fronts the progressive rock band "Kings of Cunningulus". offers personal spiritual counseling and sexual manipulation.

HadesRulesMuch, Harbinger of Headaches, Purveyor of Penile Dysfunction, the GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY. travels the realm, wishing he was inflicting horrible migraines, erectile disorder, ejaculatio praecox, shrinkage, and horribly bad jokes all on who are unlucky enough to cross his path! actually, he is the camera guy who films the porn movies.

Kellarly Unyielding Mortificator - Supplier of harvested souls to the Kasino, fresh food for the Banquets and extra test subjects for dark princess gael to 'play' with (all in the same trip )

DHomme Leering Lurker of the Unparralelled Social Circles- once he shakes your hand and says hello- he will make a lasting, permanent, painful impression. also the Master of Ceremonies at all events.

Haken Rider Evil Smileys Master of doom! Pokes you in the back with a foreign object, then squirts something in your eye. straight outta belgium.

Neo Anarchists Dark Lady of Relentless Feather Attacks! beware her porcupine quills, filled with Tresor. side gig- Lipstick Regulator.

GoingNuckingFuts Proud supporter of lost causes and founder of 8976. give him your tired, your poor. Soapbox Factory owner.

Zotona Queen of Extreme Eccentricity and Random Rantings.belittling all residents is her specialty. she wont shut up until you give her a skin flute. she plays well.

Plutonian Empire Universal President: President of the Universe
Creates solar systems, ignites supernovae, smashes asteroids & planets into eachother, and uses black holes for prisons instead of dungeons. see what happens when you let people make up their own titles?

Planners Randy Da' Asspirate, 5 year delinquent old, kleptomaniac. steals everything that isnt nailed down, and nails everything he hasnt stolen to the wall. sneaks in your house at night and rearranges the furniture.

Nation of Fortune The Sadistic Gun For Hire. A mercenary that shares loyalty with no one, who also has a thing for watching others in pain.and he is good at it, too.

New Sancrosanctia Excecutive Officer of the Peasant Control Force. wherever you find a whiny peasant bitching about anything, he and his guys are there. 3 categories of force- excessive,uneccesary, and just plain cruel.due to a case of jungle fever, he suffers from extreme dementia.

You Forgot Poland The Duke of Hurl. self explanatory. dont piss him off. but let us mention that he gives the most excellent full body massages.

The odd one He who tends the Garden of Evil. hes got all kinds of plants- illegal, its rumored. he also makes the most lovely planters from the skulls of slayed peasants. or your mother- in - law, if you wish.

Legless Pirates High Whore LP of the Seven Seas - If you want him, come and claim him. wait. lay the claim first, then come. Master of male bonding and female bondage.he says he is a paramedic, but explain the tongue shoved down my throat during CPR.

Khudros The Urban Urchin of Yonder Verse. in charge of book burning, and disposal of all netherworld media. anything nice, or of sentimental value dissapears under his sharp eye.has a chick flick bonfire on tuesdays, and gets high off the fumes of melting plastic.

Gawdly International Male Model, and Super Stud. we post him at the gate and make him entice the teenyboppers to enter the castle. loves the sound of applause.on the weekend- he runs the Athletics program, as he is switch hitter specialist.

Chocolate Goddess Mistress of Self-Gratification and Sin, Expert Voyeur. has extensive toy collection, and a two way mirror in her chamber. also serves as 24 hour cocktail waitress, offering special treats, coated in her own secret sauce.


Trilateral Commision Crafty Narcissistic Fertilizer Salesman. nickname-Scott P. he was the resident marine biologist until he failed to predict the tides. runs popular workshop "How to Almost Get Away with Killing Your Family 101".leads a double life as an apparently unskilled fisherman and swinger.believe everything he says..

Monotonous Uber Pyromaniac, Flamethrower Artiste. creates masterpieces, then destroys them. sets random fires, and runs fireworks nightly. also breaks up the homoerotic action explosives when it threatens to get out of hand.

Suklaa, Prince of Vanity and Corruption- he looks in the mirror alot whilst paying off foreign dignitaries -forcing them to sell us their raw materials at cost...also lures unsuspecting female peasants into his castlemates grasp. He's one smooth criminal.

Divine Imaginary Fluff- The Most Divine Fluffalizer- (Re)Defining how holy everyone and everything is at his very whim. Spreading insanity, freakyness and fluffiness. Laughing insanely and generally being pretty damn insane. He quotes scriptures to castlemates just to see them cringe.

Adrien BarbeauBot- Ignorer of All that is Obvious frightens pornography and watches small kids. actually the writer of "plan 9 from outer space" but was too busy getting parking tickets to take credit.blames anything he does on the minority. tough shit.

Branin -Owner of Mouth, User of Tongue. heckling and harrassing his way right into your soul. not really, because you dont have one. but we will pretend he got that far. honest opinions freely given, among other things which are rumored to be of a personal nature.

Greedy Pig - Consumer of all resources great and wide, Bigger and badder than a black hole. Nothing shall escape his insatiable hunger, the pangs of his hunger causes tsunami's, earthquakes, and worlds to spin out of orbit. "GET IN MAH BELLY!"

Hyperslackovicznia: Hype~ Princess of Pleasure, Pain and Punishment.inflicts a curious mixture of the 3 on anyone who crosses her path. Her slave, Master Sadisto is at her beck and call and can devour a human with one bite. takes requests, and fills orders.great work ethic.

Chinkopodia - Laughmeister - Master of all laughs evil and annoying, all will tremble at the incessant MWAHAHAHAHAHA!s. Also owns patent on all amusing 1910s phrases, to use when a good Mwahahahahaha really isn't enough. And I say, old chaps, that really would be squiffy
BLARGistania- Grand Master Extraodinare of the Most High and Exaulted Sacred Bar - tends the bar, serves drinks, makes a killer Sex on the Beach. also has killer sex... you get the idea.

Mac the MAXIMUS- official fluid taster and castle bodyguard. He protects the women of the castle in case any giant peasants mutate and try to take them captive. Also official fluid taster, beer, mixed drink, suspicious vials and various body fluids. He can name your poison in 2 seconds flat.

Pablo the Squirrel- official nut taster.Drives a pink caddy and keeps dead hookers in his trunk.

DoDoBirds: Hater of stupid: should he see or hear any stupidity, he shall proceed to shoot source of said stupidity. Useful thing to have around when stupidity=dissent.

Sir Jocabia, A spicy, spicy bit of Knightly Goodness - once took a spork to the midsection to seduce a goddess. He has a very big neck that we love to "nibble" on.

Choqulya : HEADmaster...minister of cult worship and kingdom fashion police and Smiter of Peasants ...duties: pleases TCG Peech and enforcing whimisical dress codes for all.... and smiting peasants with his big fashion stick

Nekone Offical Mascot and Prime Pussy(cat).This guy is no pushover. His venomous claws are no match for the average unsuspecting peasant. He likes to curl up beside youand make you purrrrrr...meoww. But Watch out if he offers you Catnip

awww :fluffle: ....i liked the rugby stuff.....it was the NIke/cheese quote that was bugging me. Put the rugby back but if youre gonna quote something....it should be something.........


else.

OOC: Nope. It's all or nothing.

IC:

*Angrily rips the head off a peasant man trying to sneak out the front door*

OOC: Woohoo 2nd post!

*assuming action to resume soon, Mistress Hype and Master S. become excited*

So many new freaks to meet! *grins*

OOC: Boooo! OOh... I thought this would go into #7 and I'd be first poster....

OOC: Woohoo 2nd post!

*assuming action to resume soon, Mistress Hype and Master S. become excited*

So many new freaks to meet! *grins*

haHA.

You in fact got the fourth post. I am, therefore, a whole post better than you. Ha.

*looks around*

*doesn't see hot babes willing to hump me*

:(

haHA.

You in fact got the fourth post. I am, therefore, a whole post better than you. Ha.


Not a whole caber better???? ;)

ok my work here is done for the day. Sleep tight castlemates *french kisses everyonel*

Mac it is 4:30am for you :eek:

go to bed!



*goes to bed*

ok my work here is done for the day. Sleep tight castlemates *french kisses everyonel*

Mac it is 4:30am for you :eek:

go to bed!



*goes to bed*

Night! *frenches backatcha!*

G'night Peechy!! :fluffle:

*Since everyone else left, Mistress Hype and Master S. leave as well*

Master S., we'll go to the dungeon and have some fun... We're always at our best at night anyway... *grins Beheads and disembowls 4 peasants... Just leaves the rest tied outside... for whoever shows up next to play*

*looks around*

give me ju nuts I wan' to taste your nuts...

*slays peasants*

*runs up to Peeches and LP and hugs them* I haven't seen you in forever!

*runs up to Peeches and LP and hugs them* I haven't seen you in forever!
Indeed. :fluffle: How are you except for that splinter?

Indeed. :fluffle: How are you except for that splinter?

Haha. Tired. And you? :fluffle:

Haha. Tired. And you? :fluffle:
Tired and hung over :fluffle:

Oh and pantsless :D

Tired and hung over :fluffle:

Oh and pantsless :D

Ooh...! ;)

Ooh...! ;)
;)

And I'm soooo glad we don't have a rabid scratching cat around here....ouch :(

;)

And I'm soooo glad we don't have a rabid scratching cat around here....ouch :(

No underwear?!

No underwear?!
:D

Just my rings

:D

Just my rings

:eek:

Well there's one kind of ring I hope you don't have...

rings ??

:eek:

Well there's one kind of ring I hope you don't have...
Nooooooooo.....ewww


And yes Peech, rings. Shiny metal circles you put around your finger

Nooooooooo.....ewww


And yes Peech, rings. Shiny metal circles you put around your finger

thought you meant you had piercings or something

thought you meant you had piercings or something
No.... ouch

No.... ouch
Well actually I don't know, but it just seems painful to me

awww :fluffle: ....i liked the rugby stuff.....it was the NIke/cheese quote that was bugging me. Put the rugby back but if youre gonna quote something....it should be something.........


else.

OOC: Hey, you left me out!!!

Tired and hung over :fluffle:

Oh and pantsless :D

*crawls out from behind a plant and peels leaves and sticks from his face*

What do you need pants for? You have no legs.

So, what'd I miss?

what i leave for a day and we're on 7.... *looks lost and confused. Whimpers slightly*

what i leave for a day and we're on 7.... *looks lost and confused. Whimpers slightly*

*she pats him on the back*
There, there...

*wakes up in her bed and notices Tribes is naked and passed out beside her*

I better let him sleep.....

damn....exactly which vials did we sip on last night?

*she pats him on the back*
There, there...
*curls up nuzzling TCG*

*curls up nuzzling TCG*

Hmmm *she puts both arms around him*, that's nice...

*walks into the kitchen is search of Count Chocula cereal. Notices TCG and Choq cuddling on the butchers block*


awww......i love to see my castlemates being so affectionate.


*walks over and kisses them both then leaves with her giants size bowl of count chocula*

Hmmm *she puts both arms around him*, that's nice...
*squeezes lightly then shifts slightly handing you the end of a leash, goes back to nuzzling*

*squeezes lightly then shifts slightly handing you the end of a leash, goes back to nuzzling*

*her heart melts*
No one has ever willingly given me their leash before... *wicked grin* how interesting...

*walks into the kitchen is search of Count Chocula cereal. Notices TCG and Choq cuddling on the butchers block*


awww......i love to see my castlemates being so affectionate.


*walks over and kisses them both then leaves with her giants size bowl of count chocula*


And take such pleasure in your soft lips and skin and...*shivers*

*her heart melts*
No one has ever willingly given me their leash before... *wicked grin* how interesting...
*looks away shyly then quickly kisses your neck, small grin begining to show*

And take such pleasure in your soft lips and skin and...*shivers*


did you get the chocolatey marshmallow bit i passed off to you? ;)

did you get the chocolatey marshmallow bit i passed off to you? ;)

*chewing*
Processed... i can make some a whole lot tastier...*wicked laugh*

*looks away shyly then quickly kisses your neck, small grin begining to show*

*no that she is feeling playful, she nibbles your neck, paying particular attention to the spot just below the ear*

*looks from TCG to peech and back again*
*handcuffs peech and TCG together when they're busy kissing*
*gives peech and TCG back massages together*

*no that she is feeling playful, she nibbles your neck, paying particular attention to the spot just below the ear*
*let out excited moan, slowly sinking teeth into your neck, nibbling to spot next to vein*

*looks from TCG to peech and back again*
*handcuffs peech and TCG together when they're busy kissing*
*gives peech and TCG back massages together*


now this is what I'm talkin' about. *looks over at Goddess* We should be pampered daily....Slaying whole villages is hard work.

*pulls peech over n quickly kisses her neck too*

*pulls peech over n quickly kisses her neck too*


*shiver*

*kisses Goddess on the small of her back..........what smooth supple skin........give Choq a deep kiss then hops off the table*

You two carry on....I left something in my room...........

*pulls out knife cuts small incision on finger, trailing blood on TCG's lips then kissing her quite thoroughly*

*pulls out knife cuts small incision on finger, trailing blood on TCG's lips then kissing her quite thoroughly*
*she responds in kind, biting lightly and teasing you with her tongue*

*gets cold from being in the river too long*
*drags Jocabia's unconscious, but now breathing, body back to the castle, picking up her cape on the way, but doesn't put it on*
Hmm..goosebumps.

OOC: I'm not playing till Peech adds me to the list at the beginning. I gave you my title. You can see it in TCG's signature.

*she responds in kind, biting lightly and teasing you with her tongue*

*nibbles lower onto he chest, pricks her with knife sucks on the small puncture not wanting to mar to badly his perfect goddess*

OOC: I'm not playing till Peech adds me to the list at the beginning. I gave you my title. You can see it in TCG's signature.


done and done. please forgive me Sir Joc.....here.....*hands him her spcial platinum scalpel*........carve something on me if you like.

*nibbles lower onto he chest, pricks her with knife sucks on the small puncture not wanting to mar to badly his perfect goddess*

Don't worry too much about that... goddesshood comes with nice perks... *she lifts her arms* see?

Don't worry too much about that... goddesshood comes with nice perks... *she lifts her arms* see?
*eyes the perks, kissing each in turn*

*eyes the perks, kissing each in turn*

Now that is quite the proper form of devotion
*shivers*

Now that is quite the proper form of devotion
*shivers*
*nibbles lightly each of the 'perks' trailing of with suckling kisses, while slowly massaging the smooth skin of her back*

*nibbles lightly each of the 'perks' trailing of with suckling kisses, while slowly massaging the smooth skin of her back*

*she musses his hair, while encirling him with her long legs tighly, tilting her head back, enjoying the moment and blessing everyone who is enjoying the moment, too*

*turns up eating an orange. An orange of DOOM, of course*

Evening.

*turns up eating an orange. An orange of DOOM, of course*

Evening.


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Hello there. Do you remember anything about last night?^^^

done and done. please forgive me Sir Joc.....here.....*hands him her spcial platinum scalpel*........carve something on me if you like.

*Regains consciousness. Carves 'I forgot to place Jocabia on the list and all I got was this lousy carving'*

*she musses his hair, while encirling him with her long legs tighly, tilting her head back, enjoying the moment and blessing everyone who is enjoying the moment, too*
*trails silken kisses all over her lithe body*

*Carves 'I forgot to place Jocabia on the list and all I got was this lousy carving'*


hey you-i put a big note in size 5 font that said telegram me your title and duties so i didnt have to wade through 1200 posts.

*throws an orange at Joc*

hey you-i put a big note in size 5 font that said telegram me your title and duties so i didnt have to wade through 1200 posts.

*throws an orange at Joc*

*catches it and tosses it into the air, all with his tongue. Opens his mouth wide and lets it fall down his throat*

Hey, I was busy drowning because Random didn't think breathing was necessary. What's Random doing anyway?

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Hello there. Do you remember anything about last night?^^^
If I say "No, I must have drunk the mind-wipe potion" will you get mad? :p

Still, nothing to regret. I think...

OOC: ok- can anyone tell me why when i clicked submit twice by accident and i got the error message alerting me to that fact from NS, that I got a picture of 3 womens asses , wearing thongs, on what appears to be a bicycle seat?? wtf?

*watches everyone click submit twice on purpose just to see what im talking about*

If I say "No, I must have drunk the mind-wipe potion" will you get mad? :p

Still, nothing to regret. I think...


well...there were orange peels all over the bed and a lot of empty beer bottles. And I have a tic tac toe game carved on my ass.


btw....whoever was x won

OOC: ok- can anyone tell me why when i clicked submit twice by accident and i got the error message alerting me to that fact from NS, that I got a picture of 3 womens asses , wearing thongs, on what appears to be a bicycle seat?? wtf?

*watches everyone click submit twice on purpose just to see what im talking about*
Happens all the time to me. It's when the server can't find the page, so it directs you to a generic jolt forums page. Didn't it say something about this thread being 'not found'? The picture of asses is an advert.

*trails silken kisses all over her lithe body*

*a scent of spicy chocolate lingers in the air as she softly chuckles and lays back down on the butcher's block*

This is a most fitting place... *a naughty grin flashes on her lips before she bites down hard*

well...there were orange peels all over the bed and a lot of empty beer bottles. And I have a tic tac toe game carved on my ass.


btw....whoever was x won
*silently rejoices*

Of course, I do not remember who won using crosses on a diagonal run over the left cheek. Not at all. ¬_¬

*a scent of spicy chocolate lingers in the air as she softly chuckles and lays back down on the butcher's block*

This is a most fitting place... *a naughty grin flashes on her lips before she bites down hard*

*smiles and bites back harder, letting hands roam where they will*

*smiles and bites back harder, letting hands roam where they will*


you and your big fashion statement stick are added......very nice

you and your big fashion statement stick are added......very nice

*evil laugh* thank you my dear :fluffle:

*evil laugh* thank you my dear :fluffle:

yeah, Peech, very nice indeed...
*looks down at his stick appreciatively*

*looks down at his stick appreciatively*

have some idea where i might store this..stick.. for a few hours? *nibbles the perks of the goddess*

have some idea where i might store this for a few hours? *nibbles the perks of the goddess*

*naughty laugh*
i might be able to find something for you
*she caresses the stick, appreciating its smoothness*

*naughty laugh*
i might be able to find something for you
*she caresses the stick, appreciating its smoothness*
*purrs under her caress, kissing lower on her body, caressing her ... essence*

*grabs a frosty one from the fridge, strips and sits in the hot tub*

I'm all alone, getting drunk while naked. Anything could happen. Anything at all...

*looks around. The hot tub room is empty*

Why, why when I can do stuff is there no-one about?

Hey all! :D

*grabs a frosty one from the fridge, strips and sits in the hot tub*

I'm all alone, getting drunk while naked. Anything could happen. Anything at all...

*looks around. The hot tub room is empty*

Why, why when I can do stuff is there no-one about?


*does a cannon ball into the hot tub.....splashing tribes and his beer*


here love.....i brought you a fresh beer

*Brings his club to TCG and Peech*

Mine's not smooth at all. Feel the textures.

*purrs under her caress, kissing lower on her body, caressing her ... essence*

*there is a chocolate explosion, and for the second time today, she sends free blessings tho her worshippers. her grip tightens slightly on his stick, as she strokes the end*

*does a cannon ball into the hot tub.....splashing tribes and his beer*


here love.....i brought you a fresh beer
You know my weakness - beer brought by a beautiful lady ;)

*sups beer*

Hmm, there must be something to do while sitting naked in a hot tub with Peech...

You know my weakness - beer brought by a beautiful lady ;)

*sups beer*

Hmm, there must be something to do while sitting naked in a hot tub with Peech...


surely a man of you intelligence and creativity can come up with something for us to do.....


EDIT: and I have some yummy sandwiches for you when we get out. I even baked the bread myself. <brownie points>

*looks around*

Hmm.... what to do?

:/

*Brings his club to TCG and Peech*

Mine's not smooth at all. Feel the textures.

*she sees Sir Joc in her mind's eye standing with his textured club. *

what a fine specimen of club too

*there is a chocolate explosion, and for the second time today, she sends free blessings tho her worshippers. her grip tightens slightly on his stick, as she strokes the end*
*lowers head tasting the goddess' pleasures hands stroking her smooth skin softly*

*looks around*

Hmm.... what to do?

:/

*she whipers in your ear*
Hey....oh my.... G....Gene

*she whipers in your ear*
Hey....oh my.... G....Gene
*naughty grin*

OOC: "oh my" what? just curious.

*naughty grin*

OOC: "oh my" what? just curious.


trust me Gene.....when a woman says "oh my" to a man....its good. very good.

trust me Gene.....when a woman says "oh my" to a man....its good. very good.
*trusts you* :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :D

*lowers head tasting the goddess' pleasures hands stroking her smooth skin softly*

ooc sorry kids, gotta run... I may be able to retrieve data from my hard drive tonight, so I should be sending out a little surprise over the weekend.

*she laughs softly and sits on the block. she raises Choq's head, and hungrily takes his lips in a deep and long passionate kiss.*

Sorry, dear, gotta run. Goddess business... *she licks his stick and kisses it* next time...

*she disappears, leaving the sound of her laughter, the bells from her ankle bracelets and the spicy scent of her chocolate*

surely a man of you intelligence and creativity can come up with something for us to do.....


EDIT: and I have some yummy sandwiches for you when we get out. I even baked the bread myself. <brownie points>
*sees sandwiches on the table*

Brownie points? I have something a lot better than brownie points...

Oh crap, the other day I promised you a cleaning like I gave CG. I'll just have to show you my technique.

*disappears underwater*

ooc sorry kids, gotta run...
:mad:

and I JUST GOT HERE! :(

*she sees Sir Joc in her mind's eye standing with his textured club. *

what a fine specimen of club too

Touch it. Enjoy it's textures.

*sees sandwiches on the table*

Brownie points? I have something a lot better than brownie points...

Oh crap, the other day I promised you a cleaning like I gave CG. I'll just have to show you my technique.

*disappears underwater*


:eek: yes!

I'm doing you when youre done with me. Did I mention I used to be a lifeguard(in real life) and can hold my breath for a loooooooooooooong time? ;)

:eek: yes!

I'm doing you when youre done with me. Did I mention I used to be a lifeguard(in real life) and can hold my breath for a loooooooooooooong time? ;)
*hears 'lifeguard' through the water, comes up for breath*

You used to be a life guard? I hear that lifeguards have to be really fit and look damn good in a swim suit. :p I have never been a lifeguard, but I can hold my breath for a good long time - even when using my mouth ;) Watch!

*disappears underwater again, the bubbles from the hot tub blocking everyone from seeing his special technique*

*hears 'lifeguard' through the water, comes up for breath*

You used to be a life guard? I hear that lifeguards have to be really fit and look damn good in a swim suit. :p I have never been a lifeguard, but I can hold my breath for a good long time - even when using my mouth ;) Watch!

*disappears underwater again, the bubbles from the hot tub blocking everyone from seeing his special technique*


whoa....holy swim masks batman....maybe this is why we passed out last night....lack of O2

*thoughly enjoys Tribes technique*


ooc: and im out. Bye everyone! :fluffle: Tribes: to be continued ;)

ooc sorry kids, gotta run... I may be able to retrieve data from my hard drive tonight, so I should be sending out a little surprise over the weekend.

*she laughs softly and sits on the block. she raises Choq's head, and hungrily takes his lips in a deep and long passionate kiss.*

Sorry, dear, gotta run. Goddess business... *she licks his stick and kisses it* next time...

*she disappears, leaving the sound of her laughter, the bells from her ankle bracelets and the spicy scent of her chocolate*
*swoons* good bye my dear

Did i scare everyone away?

:(

Yes. AHAHAHAHA!

What, I'm supposed to be evil :rolleyes: :D

Did i scare everyone away?

:(


no snooky bear....every day at 4:30 pm Goddess and I leave. Havent you noticed by now? No mas trabajo.........vamos a la casa!

*becomes depressed, stabs himself with spork, disappears*

no snooky bear....every day at 4:30 pm Goddess and I leave. Havent you noticed by now? No mas trabajo.........vamos a la casa!
voy a su casa?

*becomes depressed, stabs himself with spork, disappears*
*watches Joc disappear*

*looks at spork in Joc*

Oi! Gimme my swiss army spork back! I had that specially crafted to my evilness :mad:

voy a su casa?

si amigo.......mi casa es su casa ;)




Donde esta Pablo de Squirrel? Hablamos phoneticos Espanol......es gracioso.


ok adios .

*watches Joc disappear*

*looks at spork in Joc*

Oi! Gimme my swiss army spork back! I had that specially crafted to my evilness :mad:
*hands TTOL his german army issue spork* this one work?

si amigo.......mi casa es su casa ;)




Donde esta Pablo de Squirrel? Hablamos phoneticos Espanol......es gracioso.


ok adios .

ohh me gustado su casa.
no hablas a Pablo......... si si, hasta leugo

*hands TTOL his german army issue spork* this one work?
*tries to stab Choq in vehement rage*

*spork blade (for want of a better work) bends, cutting tribes' knuckle in the process*

Definitely not.

*tries to stab Choq in vehement rage*

*spork blade (for want of a better work) bends, cutting tribes' knuckle in the process*

Definitely not.

dude.. i'm immune to my own spork..... now i gotta go find another one *grabs two beers tosses tribes one and hops in the hot tub*

dude.. i'm immune to my own spork..... now i gotta go find another one *grabs two beers tosses tribes one and hops in the hot tub*
*choq lands on tribes* DUDE!!

Thanks for the beer though. :p

*choq lands on tribes* DUDE!!

Thanks for the beer though. :p
sorry dude, i slipped

*sits in the hot tub, supping a frosty one, eating one of Peech's homemade sandwiches*

Hmm, no-one has slain anything recently...

*considers slaying something*

*finds the hot tub, sandwich and beer too much to override - stays in the hot tub*

*walks into the hot tub room holding 2 dead peasants by their necks*

I caught these two trying to steal one of your sandwiches Tribes......I'm going to put them in Planners room cause I'm sure he will wanna go through their pockets.

*hands Tribes a fresh beer and sandwich #2*

I think I am under the Longton spell.....with all that underwater breath holding technique and whatnot.....siiigh. I now have the constant urge to bring beer and food to you. *feels forehead to see if she has a fever*

OOC: Hey, Peech, can you TG me on how to report someone for flaming? Can I report you for being flaming... HOT?

*walks into the hot tub room holding 2 dead peasants by their necks*

I caught these two trying to steal one of your sandwiches Tribes......I'm going to put them in Planners room cause I'm sure he will wanna go through their pockets.

*hands Tribes a fresh beer and sandwich #2*

I think I am under the Longton spell.....with all that underwater breath holding technique and whatnot.....siiigh. I now have the constant urge to bring beer and food to you. *feels forehead to see if she has a fever*
Hee hee, I'm addictive and you know it :D Here, a beer will cool you down.

*throws Peech a bottle of beer*

Maybe you should come sit in the hot tub too - (I)t might help...

OOC: Hey, Peech, can you TG me on how to report someone for flaming? Can I report you for being flaming... HOT?
Click the red triangle with the ! in it.

Wait a minute, I'm not peech!

Click the red triangle with the ! in it.

Wait a minute, I'm not peech!

Thanks *throws him a peasant with three nipples*

OOC: Hey, Peech, can you TG me on how to report someone for flaming? Can I report you for being flaming... HOT?


Now thats about the best] cheesy pick up line I have heard in ages. Joc you get 10 peech points for that.

You will all be receiving a Catalog of things you can redeem Peech points for.

Thanks *throws him a peasant with three nipples*
Aww, thanks Joc :)

*plucks off the nipples with a pair of rusty pliers*

*puts the nipples on a display stand*

These should go nicely next to Peech's scrotal gifts to me. *looks at peasant crying in agony* Oh for Goddess' sake *snaps peasant's neck*
You will all be receiving a Catalog of things you can redeem Peech points for.Have I got any peech points?

Aww, thanks Joc :)

*plucks off the nipples with a pair of rusty pliers*

*puts the nipples on a display stand*

These should go nicely next to Peech's scrotal gifts to me. *looks at peasant crying in agony* Oh for Goddess' sake *snaps peasant's neck*
Have I got any peech points?

well you aquired about 500 when you were reading to me back in the day.....and the pic got you another 250 and then just cause youre Tribes....you get to double those.

well you aquired about 500 when you were reading to me back in the day.....and the pic got you another 250 and then just cause youre Tribes....you get to double those.
I likes the sound of that! So what can you get for peech points?

Now thats about the best] cheesy pick up line I have heard in ages. Joc you get 10 peech points for that.

You will all be receiving a Catalog of things you can redeem Peech points for.

you still owe me a naked picture wormtongue

well you aquired about 500 when you were reading to me back in the day.....and the pic got you another 250 and then just cause youre Tribes....you get to double those.

W00T? And I only got a lousy ten for the pickup line?

I likes the sound of that! So what can you get for peech points?


peech .........stuff

*whistles innocently*

W00T? And I only got a lousy ten for the pickup line?


oh cripe i must have lost some 0's in the jolt lag spell........lol @ 10




I mean 1000.

and if I were a vain woman...I'd put that in my signature.....but we all know I'm not like that.

peech .........stuff

*whistles innocently*
*thinks*

*remembers stuff that could be classed as 'peech stuff'*

Oh. :fluffle: :D :fluffle: :D :fluffle: :D

you still owe me a naked picture wormtongue


lmao...how did i miss this post??? HA!

i said you were getting closer.........

lmao...how did i miss this post??? HA!

i said you were getting closer.........


No, you owe me because you didn't give me a chance to guess what you had for dessert and, so I guessed anyway and I got it right. go back and look.

how long's it take to hear about a complaint?

how long's it take to hear about a complaint?


who did you report?

who did you report?

Cabinia. It's the first time I've ever reported anyone. And TTOL for touchy me in my naughty parts while I was trying to sleep.

No, you owe me because you didn't give me a chance to guess what you had for dessert and, so I guessed anyway and I got it right. go back and look.


lol nuh uh....i protest. I had a for real chocolate goddess ala mode and ate it with a spork


wormtongue........well it is hip

lol nuh uh....i protest. I had a for real chocolate goddess ala mode and ate it with a spork


wormtongue........well it is hip

I said Chocolate Goddess in the dining room with a spork

Cabinia. It's the first time I've ever reported anyone.


i have never clicked the red triangle for fear it was like an ejection button of some sort. I have only seen people post a new thread in mod forum for complaints. But what do i know. I usually just smite people with witty sarcasm instead of reporting them. *checks watch* Cog should be on soon and Fris.....Kat is on now too...those 3 are pretty swift at addressing matters.


lemme guess.....the mexican thread?

I said Chocolate Goddess in the dining room with a spork


alas.....it was in the Office! Not the dinning room. Muahahahahaha!

I am still interested in a game of Naughty Clue tho

i have never clicked the red triangle for fear it was like an ejection button of some sort. I have only seen people post a new thread in mod forum for complaints. But what do i know. I usually just smite people with witty sarcasm instead of reporting them. *checks watch* Cog should be on soon and Fris.....Kat is on now too...those 3 are pretty swift at addressing matters.


lemme guess.....the mexican thread?

Yup. You saw it too? He wasn't flaming me.

alas.....it was in the Office! Not the dinning room. Muahahahahaha!

I am still interested in a game of Naughty Clue tho

you only said I had to get the dessert right and I did. I'm waiting for a TG with the pic.

you only said I had to get the dessert right and I did. I'm waiting for a TG with the pic.


sigh.....

ok you said a naked pic....right?

sigh.....

ok you said a naked pic....right?

No, you said. I just met the challenge.

No, you said. I just met the challenge.


ok....one naked pic *slays an eavesdropping peasant* comming right up.

Go Jocabia! :D

Go Jocabia! :D


Hey Gene! Can you send a monsoon later......the shower is broken and I thought I'd stand outside the castle and clean up a bit later

Hey Gene! Can you send a monsoon later......the shower is broken and I thought I'd stand outside the castle and clean up a bit later

That was f*&^ed up!!! Gene you want to see the pic she sent me?

Hey Gene! Can you send a monsoon later......the shower is broken and I thought I'd stand outside the castle and clean up a bit later
Alrighty. carefull though, this one will be an angry storm....

OOC: really. i'm pissed. damned computer game wouldn't load a scenario. :mad: :gundge:

That was f*&^ed up!!! Gene you want to see the pic she sent me?
why do you think i posted "Go Jocabia! :D"?

;)

(in other words, yes please :fluffle: )

That was f*&^ed up!!! Gene you want to see the pic she sent me?

lmao.......



i said a naked picture.....i didnt say a naked picture of me ;)


Muahahahahahahahaha

lmao.......



i said a naked picture.....i didnt say a naked picture of me ;)


Muahahahahahahahaha
Of course you wouldn't. You're married. :p

probably a pic of a porno star in a bra or something. :p

Of course you wouldn't. You're married. :p

probably a pic of a porno star in a bra or something. :p


*laughs hysterically*

no....Joc would have rather I have done that tho....


*hopes Joc still loves Peech*

Oooookkk... <snip>
Figures. :p

omg...tg him the pic!! you cant post that pic in here!! i got smacked by a mod for posting it! hurry and dete it!!!!!!!!



EDIT:ack! eugene you have to delete your post too!

omg...tg him the pic!! you cant post that pic in here!! i got smacked by a mod for posting it! hurry and dete it!!!!!!!!



EDIT:ack! eugene you have to delete your post too!
done.

prosophia probably looks better than you anyway :D

Now, i'm gonna eat dinner. Yes, even after seeing that pic. :p

done.

prosophia probably looks better than you anyway :D

. :p




ouch............what was the point of that comment?? :(

ouch............what was the point of that comment?? :(

so why did you get in trouble for that pic? It shows less than some of the user pics

so why did you get in trouble for that pic? It shows less than some of the user pics

no idea.....but i had to go through the mod forum and i lost. Mods 1 Peech 0

no idea.....but i had to go through the mod forum and i lost. Mods 1 Peech 0

Huh, well, I'm glad you told me. Whoops. Anywhooo, I'm out for the night. Have a pleasant evening.

Huh, well, I'm glad you told me. Whoops. Anywhooo, I'm out for the night. Have a pleasant evening.


night! :fluffle:

ouch............what was the point of that comment?? :(
whoops. :headbang: sorry. :(

whoops. :headbang: sorry. :(


what if I said Choq probably looks better than you? Plus I dont give a crap what any of you look like.....I dig personalities and sense of humor. That just seemed kind of mean and had nothing to do with the conversation.

what if I said Choq probably looks better than you? Plus I dont give a crap what any of you look like.....I dig personalities and sense of humor. That just seemed kind of mean and had nothing to do with the conversation.
1. He probably does anyway ;)

2. I see.

1. He probably does anyway ;)

2. I see.
of course i do! *hands plut a kilt* now we're even

why do i miss all the good stuff :fluffle: 's self

*turns up*

*reads some of the previous posts*

So...naked pics? Who of and how do I get 'em :p

yeah you missed me sending pics of a naked fat guy and then me getting diss'd by Eugene. Fun times let me tell you.


*grabs Choq and Tribes in a choke hold and kisses them good afternoon/morning*

yeah you missed me sending pics of a naked fat guy and then me getting diss'd by Eugene. Fun times let me tell you.


*grabs Choq and Tribes in a choke hold and kisses them good afternoon/morning*
*tries to reply with a 'good afternoon/morning'*

*can't because of choke hold*

*turns blue*

:eek: <=Me trying to breathe

yeah you missed me sending pics of a naked fat guy and then me getting diss'd by Eugene. Fun times let me tell you.


*grabs Choq and Tribes in a choke hold and kisses them good afternoon/morning*
*after verbal communications fail, he kisses back, pulling away biting her lip*

morning peechy *looks around* how many peech points i got? *dresses up in kilt eye liner, piratey shirt letting his black hair fall to jaw line with his trench softly billowing in the wind*

*after verbal communications fail, he kisses back, pulling away biting her lip*

morning peechy *looks around* how many peech points i got? *dresses up in kilt eye liner, piratey shirt letting his black hair fall to jaw line with his trench softly billowing in the wind*


oOOoO........400 Peech point to Choq *writes down in her book of "people I owe Peech stuff to"*

Tribes you get 100 just for signing on

oOOoO........400 Peech point to Choq *writes down in her book of "people I owe Peech stuff to"*

Tribes you get 100 just for signing on
*secretly changes names with tribes* wohoo!

*tries to reply with a 'good afternoon/morning'*

*can't because of choke hold*

*turns blue*

:eek: <=Me trying to breathe

Mwahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! :D Mwahahahaha- :eek: [gets choke-held]

Look at this unsuspecting village (http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/bruegel/dance.jpg) . We should pay them a visit later today

Mwahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! :D Mwahahahaha- :eek: [gets choke-held]


*puts Chink in a figure 4 *

morning doll......youve been away from the castle too long

Look at this unsuspecting village (http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/bruegel/dance.jpg) . We should pay them a visit later today
ok but im calling the piper! *gets out own pipes and plays slow battle hymn*

Look at this unsuspecting village (http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/bruegel/dance.jpg) . We should pay them a visit later today
*gets out the flaming torches and pitchforks*

Now where are the transports?

*looks for dragons*

*puts Chink in a figure 4 *

morning doll......youve been away from the castle too long

I.....[gasps]....know.....

*battle hymn turns into merry carousing tune 'spicy mchaggis jig' (if anyone is familiar with DKM)*

OOC: gotta go :(

IC: *jumps on a dragon, rides off into the sunset. Literally*

OOC: gotta go :(

IC: *jumps on a dragon, rides off into the sunset. Literally*
*jumps on peech, rides to her chambers*

*jumps on peech, rides to her chambers*


ow.....this thong kills me when you do that. Next time I just wont wear one.

ow.....this thong kills me when you do that. Next time I just wont wear one.
offers to help her out of it*

offers to help her out of it*


*accepts his help and then ties it around his head like a headband.*

here.....have another to hang from your rearview mirror

*accepts his help and then ties it around his head like a headband.*

here.....have another to hang from your rearview mirror
*frames them and puts over fireplace to tell his children about.... or something*

*frames them and puts over fireplace to tell his children about.... or something*


lol.....

ooc:I'm out for a bit...laptop shopping and whatnot.


Meet me in my chambers later Choq and you can aquire some more peech points ;)

lol.....

ooc:I'm out for a bit...laptop shopping and whatnot.


Meet me in my chambers later Choq and you can aquire some more peech points ;)
yes ma'am *beams*

*she appears with her whip around her waist, a little blood smeared on her tighs and goes around the room dispensing deep, long French kisses, paying particular attention to Peeches, taking her by the waist and stroking her back*

I can't stay long, but i needed my fix

*she appears with her whip around her waist, a little blood smeared on her tighs and goes around the room dispensing deep, long French kisses, paying particular attention to Peeches, taking her by the waist and stroking her back*

I can't stay long, but i needed my fix
*trails velvety kisses across her silken skin* hello my goddess

*walks corridors of empty castle listening to the winds, melancholic sigh as its softly caresses his skin*if no one is here *looks around and runs off to peech's room*

*rummages through her things* where's the xbox?!?!? *mutters to himself*

*retrieves candles and a book from his room, lights candles in peechs room, lounges reading in naught but his kilt waiting for her return*

*she surveys the castle and its environs and nods in satisfaction. the children are safely in bed. And it's time to play. she chuckles softly to herself and picks a few ripe minds to play with tonight...*

*she lays on her tassled pillow pile, resting from her night of play with a few choice minds... Choq, Tribes, Neut, Sir Joc, Suk, Mono... *
I wonder if they"ll remember anything upon wakening...

*she lays on her tassled pillow pile, resting from her night of play with a few choice minds... Choq, Tribes, Neut, Sir Joc, Suk, Mono... *
I wonder if they"ll remember anything upon wakening...


i sure hope you all remember .....Peech wants details *drools on her saber*

i sure hope you all remember .....Peech wants details *drools on her saber*

*she jumps up and grabs her warrior maiden by the waist, placing a soft, lingering kiss on her lips*
morning lover

*she jumps up and grabs her warrior maiden by the waist, placing a soft, lingering kiss on her lips*
morning lover


*chills run through her body the moment Goddess's lips touch hers. *

morning my sweet love....I have missed your presence here in the castle. Last night I went into your chambers and laid on your tassled pillows,thinking about the sweet flavors that still linger on my lips since our last encounter
. How have you been?

*chills run through her body the moment Goddess's lips touch hers. *

morning my sweet love....I have missed your presence here in the castle. Last night I went into your chambers and laid on your tassled pillows,thinking about the sweet flavors that still linger on my lips since our last encounter
. How have you been?

i have missed not being here much... it's a comfort, what can I say.

on a sidenote, my pc is driving me nuts... and i even created an MSN web page to share all the naughty bits (it<s private) but it's in French and i can't seem to change it *sigh*

*a stained glass window explodes as a flaming ball of tribes hurtles through it at great speed. He lands, leaving a smoking crater of glass in the floor*

*climbs out, putting out fires on his clothing*

Afternoon ladies.

*a stained glass window explodes as a flaming ball of tribes hurtles through it at great speed. He lands, leaving a smoking crater of glass in the floor*

*climbs out, putting out fires on his clothing*

Afternoon ladies.

*eyes fluttering*
You have such flair for an entrance...

*A tile in the floor raises and Jocabia climbs into the room dropping the tile behind him. Rubs eyes*

I had the strangest dreams last night. TCG, you were there and, TTOL, you were there and, peeches, you were there. And you were there too, Toto!

*A tile in the floor raises and Jocabia climbs into the room dropping the tile behind him. Rubs eyes*

I had the strangest dreams last night. TCG, you were there and, TTOL, you were there and, peeches, you were there. And you were there too, Toto!

*naughty laugh*
And who was I? The wicked witch of the west, with a better complexion and nastier plans? *eyes fluttering*

*she lays on her tassled pillow pile, resting from her night of play with a few choice minds... Choq, Tribes, Neut, Sir Joc, Suk, Mono... *
I wonder if they"ll remember anything upon wakening...

OOC: AHEM!!!

*naughty laugh*
And who was I? The wicked witch of the west, with a better complexion and nastier plans? *eyes fluttering*

You were both the wicked witch and the goooooood witch, but I think I mean them differently than the movie *smiles wickedly, catches a peasant running by and tears a peice off. Tosses piece in mouth and lets the peasant go. Peasant runs off screaming*

*moshes up a few peasants*

Now is the time. For me to rise. To my feet

OOC: AHEM!!!

ooc *innocent look* what?!!!

*moshes up a few peasants*

Now is the time. For me to rise. To my feet

*she sees LP and goes to him for a long deep kiss*
Hey LP. You missed the festivities while you were sleeping... but you and Peeches were having fun, so I left you there... *impish grin*

You were both the wicked witch and the goooooood witch, but I think I mean them differently than the movie *smiles wickedly, catches a peasant running by and tears a peice off. Tosses piece in mouth and lets the peasant go. Peasant runs off screaming*

LOL! I bet...

*she sees LP and goes to him for a long deep kiss*
Hey LP. You missed the festivities while you were sleeping... but you and Peeches were having fun, so I left you there... *impish grin*
*kicks a peasant in the stomach while kissing*

I attended other festivities

*moshes some more*

LOL! I bet...

What can I do for you this afternoon, Goddess?

What can I do for you this afternoon, Goddess?

How about: anything and everything! *wicked grin*

How about: anything and everything! *wicked grin*

Wow, I expected more creativity from you on this fine Sunday afternoon. I'm certain it's not the first time I'll be disappointed this week.

Wow, I expected more creativity from you on this fine Sunday afternoon. I'm certain it's not the first time I'll be disappointed this week.

*she grabs her battleaxe from the air, her face cold and cruel. she runs out of the castle to the nearest village. There, she starts dismembering all the men that come rushing at her, reserving the women and children for last*

*she grabs her battleaxe from the air, her face cold and cruel. she runs out of the castle to the nearest village. There, she starts dismembering all the men that come rushing at her, reserving the women and children for last*
*gets cut*

HEY! No weapons in the pit!

*she grabs her battleaxe from the air, her face cold and cruel. she runs out of the castle to the nearest village. There, she starts dismembering all the men that come rushing at her, reserving the women and children for last*

This is gonna be fun. *watches from window*

She suddenly stops in her tracks. These poor peasants know nothing of her anger, so why should they pay? All she really needs are a few surrogates, not a whole town... she picks a few from the crowd, binds them and teleprts them to her chambers. Yes, those three will do nicely, for today's entertainment. she looks around at the people staring at her in horror. She smiles sweetly and fills their minds with thoughts of lust and chocolate. with a wave of her hand a great banquet table appears in the square, filled with her gifts. with a last wicked smile, she goes back towards the castle, leaving behind an orgy in the town square.

*gets cut*

HEY! No weapons in the pit!

let me lick that for you
*she licks your wound, and it heals*
See? all better..

*lays down on the castle sofa...*

I am beat.....

*naps*

She suddenly stops in her tracks. These poor peasants know nothing of her anger, so why should they pay? All she really needs are a few surrogates, not a whole town... she picks a few from the crowd, binds them and teleprts them to her chambers. Yes, those three will do nicely, for today's entertainment. she looks around at the people staring at her in horror. She smiles sweetly and fills their minds with thoughts of lust and chocolate. with a wave of her hand a great banquet table appears in the square, filled with her gifts. with a last wicked smile, she goes back towards the castle, leaving behind an orgy in the town square.
Oooh. Foodfight

*moshes over the table*

let me lick that for you
*she licks your wound, and it heals*
See? all better..
Thanks... I have this other cut here.....

*drops pants*

Thanks... I have this other cut here.....

*drops pants*

Where did you get that cut? I looks infected... this is going to take some time...
*she starts to lick his cut*

*lays down on the castle sofa...*

I am beat.....

*naps*

*whispers in her ear*
Missed you, my lover... this withdrawal is driving me insane!

Where did you get that cut? I looks infected... this is going to take some time...
*she starts to lick his cut*

Ok, that's almost sexy, but it's mostly gross.

Where did you get that cut? I looks infected... this is going to take some time...
*she starts to lick his cut*
I don't keep track of all my cuts and bruises....... not in the Kazoo anyway

*reaches in fridge, grabs a beer. Falls backwards into a pile of pillows in the corner and sticks his hand in the band of pantaloons*

Ok, that's almost sexy, but it's mostly gross.

Well, for you, maybe, but.... he is WILLINGLY offering himself to a Goddess... now that's hot.


OOC anybody have WoW and want to play? is my boredom showing?

Well, for you, maybe, but.... he is WILLINGLY offering himself to a Goddess... now that's hot.


OOC anybody have WoW and want to play? is my boredom showing?

OOC: WoW?

OOC: WoW?

ooc World of Warcraft

i dunno how to play wow.....i can kick LPs ass in yahoo pool tho........

*brags*

i dunno how to play wow.....i can kick LPs ass in yahoo pool tho........

*brags*
Pfffft...

i dunno how to play wow.....i can kick LPs ass in yahoo pool tho........

*brags*

Neut got me into it, but he can't be found now *pouts* and I don't really barge in on other people to ask if I can join their group, so i've been doing it solo... *sigh* oh, well...

I suck at RL pool.. well actually, i like the guys to feel superior and come teach me *wicked grin* it works well for all those involved...

Neut got me into it, but he can't be found now *pouts* and I don't really barge in on other people to ask if I can join their group, so i've been doing it solo... *sigh* oh, well...

I suck at RL pool.. well actually, i like the guys to feel superior and come teach me *wicked grin* it works well for all those involved...
Suck at pool? I thought you were handy with balls and..... a cue

Neut got me into it, but he can't be found now *pouts* and I don't really barge in on other people to ask if I can join their group, so i've been doing it solo... *sigh* oh, well...

I suck at RL pool.. well actually, i like the guys to feel superior and come teach me *wicked grin* it works well for all those involved...

I'm better at real life pool than yahoo. But I know what you mean TCG....*even more wicked of a grin*

Suck at pool? I thought you were handy with balls and..... a cue
Actually, what I said was

I suck at RL pool.. well actually, i like the guys to feel superior and come teach me *wicked grin* it works well for all those involved...

And yes, I am quite handy with balls and cue *slow wink*

Actually, what I said was



And yes, I am quite handy with balls and cue *slow wink*
oh....sorry...... You lost me at suck

*slower wink*

oh....sorry...... You lost me at suck

*slower wink*
LOL you're so wicked... that's why i like you so much... well that, and the music, and the hair... *hopeful eyes* and the accent?

LOL you're so wicked... that's why i like you so much... well that, and the music, and the hair... *hopeful eyes* and the accent?
*growl*

Yes the accent too..... Well Peech likes it anyway.... ;)


OOC: I'm off. I spent my weekend on a festival and I'm beat. See you all tomorrow

LOL you're so wicked... that's why i like you so much... well that, and the music, and the hair... *hopeful eyes* and the accent?


have you heard him speak yet? *giggles*

*growl*

Yes the accent too..... Well Peech likes it anyway.... ;)


OOC: I'm off. I spent my weekend on a festival and I'm beat. See you all tomorrow

hell yes she does.....i have LPs voice set as my cell phone ring tone. ;) :fluffle:

:( *growl*

Yes the accent too..... Well Peech likes it anyway.... ;)


OOC: I'm off. I spent my weekend on a festival and I'm beat. See you all tomorrow


I want to hear!!!!!!

ooc m"k, bye then! *big sigh* see ya tomorrow... AND I WANT TO HEAR YOU SPEAK!!!

hell yes she does.....i have LPs voice set as my cell phone ring tone. ;) :fluffle:

ROTFLMAO... *wipes tear*

*A small black kitten wanders in.... looks around and curls up in a corner.*

*A small black kitten wanders in.... looks around and curls up in a corner.*
*she approches the kitten silently and strokes its fur*
This reminds me of something...

*she approches the kitten silently and strokes its fur*
This reminds me of something...Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :D

It's offical now :D

OOC: sent you an Email btw...

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :D

It's offical now :D

OOC: sent you an Email btw...

ooc was that tg, mail and to which address sweetceleste or aurorelunatique? Hotmail or Yahoo? lol

ooc was that tg, mail and to which address sweetceleste or aurorelunatique? Hotmail or Yahoo? lol
err... the one that clicking on your name and selecting "send email to The Chocolate Goddess" :D

err... the one that clicking on your name and selecting "send email to The Chocolate Goddess" :D

maybe try sending it using the little icons under my name?
sweetceleste@hotmail.com
sw33tceleste@yahoo.ca

cause i think you got in the junk mail and i have a ton of them

maybe try sending it using the little icons under my name?
sweetceleste@hotmail.com
sw33tceleste@yahoo.ca

cause i think you got in the junk mail and i have a ton of them
Oh... ohkay

OOC: Sent to your Hotmail Account.

Oh... ohkay

got it and replied


ic: what does it's official now mean, anyway?