NationStates Jolt Archive

peech you have me... errrr male... errmmm i mean mail... *licks tcg* you have me too

*shivers and drools*

ooc: okay dr is calling so toodles, see ya later.

*shivers and drools*

ooc: okay dr is calling so toodles, see ya later.

think happy thoughts

*shivers and drools*

ooc: okay dr is calling so toodles, see ya later.OOC: Bye :)

well peech looks like you got me all to your lil peechy self *licks peech juice off his chin*

well peech looks like you got me all to your lil peechy self *licks peech juice off his chin**from under the couch*
Mew :D
[Not quite...]

*swans in, bottle of VK Ice in one hand, her bow in the other, her quiver on her left hip, holding back one part of her denim kilt as she walks*
All to herself, I think not.

*looks confused*

*swans in, bottle of VK Ice in one hand, her bow in the other, her quiver on her left hip, holding back one part of her denim kilt as she walks*
All to herself, I think not.*A small black nose pokes out from under the couch*
Merower? :confused:
[cupid?]

*swans in, bottle of VK Ice in one hand, her bow in the other, her quiver on her left hip, holding back one part of her denim kilt as she walks*
All to herself, I think not.
*stories her*


ooc:if you wanna know what THAT means ask peech or gimme your email

TCG gets me all hot and bothered and then leaves. What a gip! Hey, Rand. What ya got there?

TCG gets me all hot and bothered and then leaves. What a gip! Hey, Rand. What ya got there?


i got peech all hot n bothered n now she's gone...tcg too

ooc: email address (Hodgelett@gmail.com)

ic: Aw, who brought their familiar in? I'm sure he's well learned in the black arts. *scratches Nekone under the chin*

ooc: damn, got to go put sheets on my bed, brb. They're not doing any good on the floor...

well peech looks like you got me all to your lil peechy self *licks peech juice off his chin*


u gots mail


*licks juice from Choqs chin..*

that tastes sooo familiar.....oh yeah <wicked grin>

i got peech all hot n bothered n now she's gone...tcg too


well you shouldnt have gotten us all worked up....we had to go........do stuff.

u gots mail


*licks juice from Choqs chin..*

that tastes sooo familiar.....oh yeah <wicked grin>

*licks back..... lower* :fluffle:

ooc: email address (Hodgelett@gmail.com)

ic: Aw, who brought their familiar in? I'm sure he's well learned in the black arts. *scratches Nekone under the chin*

ooc: damn, got to go put sheets on my bed, brb. They're not doing any good on the floor...Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :D


Merower?
[Black Arts??? I can track mud in like a pro... shed all over the place... but wouldn't necessarily call that Art?]

*wonders why rand when quiet* oh yeah that's why *evil grin*

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :D


Merower?
[Black Arts??? I can track mud in like a pro... shed all over the place... but wouldn't necessarily call that Art?]
my kitten has elevated it to an art.....i did not know he could jump THAT high...

well you shouldnt have gotten us all worked up....we had to go........do stuff.
but i wanna help!*stories you again*

my kitten has elevated it to an art.....i did not know he could jump THAT high...Meorwr... ;)
[if only you knew...]

Meorwr... ;)
[if only you knew...]

*unsure if he should be afraid* wow a cat that's fluent in english.....

*unsure if he should be afraid* wow a cat that's fluent in english.....


lol.....I'd love to have a bilingual cat.


I am surprised I can even type right now actually

lol.....I'd love to have a bilingual cat.


I am surprised I can even type right now actually

*wonders if he should apologise or..... do something*

*takes peech in his arms laying her back on the bed gently, spreading her..... kissing her softly trailing his silken kisses across her supple skin*

*takes peech in his arms laying her back on the bed gently, spreading her..... kissing her softly trailing his silken kisses across her supple skin*

*mesmeried from his earlier charms....she embraces his kiss and lets out a soft sigh that passes through his lips......he feels her shiver with excitement and anticipation.*

*invisions story*

*mesmeried from his earlier charms....she embraces his kiss and lets out a soft sigh that passes through his lips......he feels her shiver with excitement and anticipation.*

*invisions story*

*stories her for hours*

*stories her for hours*



<inserts a word here> for hours

<inserts a word here> for hours

*plays with her hair* you going to be alright love?

*plays with her hair* you going to be alright love?


i certainly hope not........

*pulls him in close*

i certainly hope not........

*pulls him in close*
ill keep you safe *encircles her with arms kissing her sweet lips and nibbling her neck*

*not bothering got back in time to review what happened during her absence, she just spies the two of them from her pile of tassled pillows, gratifying herself with a few chocolates*

ill keep you safe *encircles her with arms kissing her sweet lips and neck*



*kisses him deeply and then pulls herself away with an idea*

I wish our Goddess would join us Choq......

*not bothering got back in time to review what happened during her absence, she just spies the two of them from her pile of tassled pillows, gratifying herself with a few chocolates*

*pulls tcg over and stories her while stroking peech* hello my loves

*pulls tcg over and stories her while stroking peech* hello my loves

*believing wholeheartedly in her nation's motto... she just let's it melt*

*not bothering got back in time to review what happened during her absence, she just spies the two of them from her pile of tassled pillows, gratifying herself with a few chocolates*


speak of the Goddess.....hello lover...welcome back. Have you had a chance to review Choq's latest works of art? *kisses her deeply and twirls her soft curls between her fingers*

they are .............incredible

*believing wholeheartedly in her nation's motto... she just let's it melt*
*finishes a few hours later softly begins stroking her hair* :fluffle:
*frenches her and peech for the next few minutes*

Ah, the Goddess has returned...they're offering you a free show.
*shoots an arrow out the window, killing two peasants as they lay under a tree*
Two for the price of one, I always like bargains.
*puts her bow down, takes out chalk and a choice bit of peasant kidney and draws a pentangle on the floor, placing the kidney in the middle*
Here kitty!

speak of the Goddess.....hello lover...welcome back. Have you had a chance to review Choq's latest works of art? *kisses her deeply and twirls her soft curls between her fingers*

they are .............incredible
you two are quite incredible *nuzzles both*

speak of the Goddess.....hello lover...welcome back. Have you had a chance to review Choq's latest works of art? *kisses her deeply and twirls her soft curls between her fingers*

they are .............incredible

I know.. i locked my office door and squirmed on my chair for a few minutes... damned skirt... should have worn pants....

I know.. i locked my office door and squirmed on my chair for a few minutes... damned skirt... should have worn pants....

skirts are..... delicious... *smiles* see, i have my kilt on

you two are quite incredible *nuzzles both*

why, yes, as a matter of fact, we are. *looks fondly at Peech and licks her shoulder*


@Randomea
Hey there beautiful. *blows her a French kiss*

*stories peech and tcg again*

*stories peech and tcg again*
Share!

Share!



ok you can have ermmm my job... and ill take these two ;)

ok you can have ermmm my job... and ill take these two ;)
I meant the story/stories :rolleyes:

I meant the story/stories :rolleyes:
*hands you the tales of the brothers grimm* :D







ooc...email?

*hands you the tales of the brothers grimm* :D







ooc...email?

WAIT!!!! i can publish them in the newsletter!

*hands you the tales of the brothers grimm* :D







ooc...email?
whoo!

OOC: i_meeuw@hotmail.com

or wait for TCG

skirts are..... delicious... *smiles* see, i have my kilt on

I can't wear a kilt. Seriously. I still get erections like a teenager and I don't enjoy getting arrested.

I can't wear a kilt. Seriously. I still get erections like a teenager and I don't enjoy getting arrested.

Well, I am going kilt-like today and I must say, although no erection is visible... i'ma scared to leave my office...


OOC Newsletter published tonight, if you all can wait and with the kind permission of Choqulya...

I can't wear a kilt. Seriously. I still get erections like a teenager and I don't enjoy getting arrested.


LOL Joc....


and LP........brace yourself

Well, I am going kilt-like today and I must say, although no erection is visible... i'ma scared to leave my office...


OOC Newsletter published tonight, if you all can wait and with the kind permission of Choqulya...
*sigh*

okay.

*sulks in the corner*

I can't wear a kilt. Seriously. I still get erections like a teenager and I don't enjoy getting arrested.

me too solution :irish kilts

bigger more cloth to hide annoying errmmm boy problems and bulky can hide ANYTHING in it


*kisses tcg thoroughly reaching under her 'kilt-like apparatus'*
*walks over to peech with chocolate on his fingers pressing them to her lips, licking up peech juice that seems to be spilling*


ooc: LP can ya wait till the news letter?

me too solution :irish kilts

bigger more cloth to hide annoying errmmm boy problems and bulky can hide ANYTHING in it


*kisses tcg thoroughly reaching under her 'kilt-like apparatus'*
*walks over to peech with chocolate on his fingers pressing them to her lips, licking up peech juice that seems to be spilling*


ooc: LP can ya wait till the news letter?
OOC: I'll try.

Well, I am going kilt-like today and I must say, although no erection is visible... i'ma scared to leave my office...


OOC Newsletter published tonight, if you all can wait and with the kind permission of Choqulya...

Hmmm... I'm scared and aroused at the same time. If someone would invent some kind of sheath that would painlessly disguise an erection I would personally be willing to pay a couple hundred per pair of pants/underwear/device/whatever.

OOC: I'll try.
good :fluffle: *ebil laugh*

Hmmm... I'm scared and aroused at the same time. If someone would invent some kind of sheath that would painlessly disguise an erection I would personally be willing to pay a couple hundred per pair of pants/underwear/device/whatever.
I think painfully thight pants would do the job

I think painfully thight pants would do the job
the next question is does he really wanna talk like a girl?

the next question is does he really wanna talk like a girl?
And then all he'll need is long hair and a shave and he can....

*dreams of tight pants*

And then all he'll need is long hair and a shave and he can....

*dreams of tight pants*
lol *hands LP more beer*

lol *hands LP more beer*
*in a high voice*

Thanks studly

*sips beer*

OOC: I'll try.

ooc: mail *wink* until tonight (or tomorrow for you)

I think painfully thight pants would do the job

I don't know about you, but if I wear painfully tight pants, my bulge is most certainly noticeable, particularly in that state.

*in a high voice*

Thanks studly

*sips beer*
*smacks your ass* no problem, always a pleasure to get pahretty lil girls drunk and...... escort them home... yeah...

*looks at Joc and Choq in kilts, LP with the eyepatch and long hair*
*drools*
*fantasizes on her pillow pile, playing with her tassles*

*looks at Joc and Choq in kilts, LP with the eyepatch and long hair*
*drools*
*fantasizes on her pillow pile, playing with her tassles*

*offers his tassle*

I don't know about you, but if I wear painfully tight pants, my bulge is most certainly noticeable, particularly in that state.

*swoons*

I don't know about you, but if I wear painfully tight pants, my bulge is most certainly noticeable, particularly in that state.

i dont own pants.... :(

*smacks your ass* no problem, always a pleasure to get pahretty lil girls drunk and...... escort them home... yeah...
*giggles*

Marry me and I'll think about letting you escort me

*looks at Joc and Choq in kilts, LP with the eyepatch and long hair*
*drools*
*fantasizes on her pillow pile, playing with her tassles*

You should never have to play with your own tassles. Someone should always be there to help. Can I, PLEASE, be that someone?

*Looks hopefully*

*offers his tassle*

*looks up at him with a naughty grin. she strokes the tassle, feeling the texture...*



i need a cold shower just about now

*looks up at him with a naughty grin. she strokes the tassle, feeling the texture...*



i need a cold shower just about now
*unzips pants*


oh COLD! I thought you said golden

*looks up at him with a naughty grin. she strokes the tassle, feeling the texture...*



i need a cold shower just about now

*ties her bent backward over table.... teasing her with, tongue and feather...*

Hmmm... I'm scared and aroused at the same time. If someone would invent some kind of sheath that would painlessly disguise an erection I would personally be willing to pay a couple hundred per pair of pants/underwear/device/whatever.
Now that's what I always thought the sporron (sp?) was for...

Fortunately for me, the kilt I'm wearing doesn't need to bother about those things...only that it is pretty short, and doesn't have an inner flap. Wouldn't matter if I knew where one of my kilt pins went...

*unzips pants*


oh COLD! I thought you said golden

*she looks at Choq, then LP. she gets up, takes them by the hand and pulls them quite forcefully to the showers*

You should never have to play with your own tassles. Someone should always be there to help. Can I, PLEASE, be that someone?

*Looks hopefully*

oh ok... but you gotta wait your turn...



*kneels LP will you marry me?*

*she looks at Choq, then LP. she gets up, takes them by the hand and pulls them quite forcefully to the showers*
you can't do that you're tied up *stories her with everyone watching*

Now that's what I always thought the sporron (sp?) was for...

Fortunately for me, the kilt I'm wearing doesn't need to bother about those things...only that it is pretty short, and doesn't have an inner flap. Wouldn't matter if I knew where one of my kilt pins went...

no no sporrans are for holding..... accessories.... *stories randomea too*

Now that's what I always thought the sporron (sp?) was for...

Fortunately for me, the kilt I'm wearing doesn't need to bother about those things...only that it is pretty short, and doesn't have an inner flap. Wouldn't matter if I knew where one of my kilt pins went...

*Pictures Randomea in a kilt, faints again*

oh ok... but you gotta wait your turn...



*kneels LP will you marry me?*
*snaps out of it*

Err... what? Why the hell are you kneeling? Are you mocking me?
FECK OFF!

*follows Goddess to the shower*

*snaps out of it*

Err... what? Why the hell are you kneeling? Are you mocking me?
FECK OFF!

*follows Goddess to the shower*
*laughs as LP follows him to the shower thinking he's tcg....*

sorry i was over at my new office ..........by the morgue. ick


*looks at all the naught going on*


*is proud*

sorry i was over at my new office ..........by the morgue. ick


*looks at all the naught going on*


*is proud*
*slips into her arms* hello lover

*laughs as LP follows him to the shower thinking he's tcg....*
My Goddess.... what a manly voice you have...... And such broad shoulders...... and hairy legs

My Goddess.... what a manly voice you have...... And such broad shoulders...... and hairy legs

*deep voice* why yes..... its that phse of the moon didnt you know? *smiles*

*deep voice* why yes..... its that phse of the moon didnt you know? *smiles*
oooh. Showering with extra gore...... yum

oooh. Showering with extra gore...... yum
muwahahahaha

*slips into her arms* hello lover



whooops! *drops saber*.....I am sooo clumsy. *bends down to pick it up and looks under Choqs kilt*


*hangs out down there a while*

whooops! *drops saber*.....I am sooo clumsy. *bends down to pick it up and looks under Choqs kilt*


*hangs out down there a while*

*stretches over her* enjoying the view?

whooops! *drops saber*.....I am sooo clumsy. *bends down to pick it up and looks under Choqs kilt*


*hangs out down there a while*
Peech, don't be greedy. I want some of that chocolaty goodness

Peech, don't be greedy. I want some of that chocolaty goodness

*covers both in his special sauce*

*Pictures Randomea in a kilt, faints again*

Hmm, have to do something about that...

*hangs Jocabia by his feet from a chain that runs over a pulley on the ceiling, holding the chain in her other hand*
*pulls on it until his upside down head is level with her own and tickles his tonsils with her tongue*

*covers both in his special sauce*
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!

Peech, don't be greedy. I want some of that chocolaty goodness


im looking up choqs kilt......not goddesses....

or is choq chocolate flavored too???! :eek:




*licks lips either way*

Hmm, have to do something about that...

*hangs Jocabia by his feet from a chain that runs over a pulley on the ceiling, holding the chain in her other hand*
*pulls on it until his upside down head is level with her own and tickles his tonsils with her tongue*

*wakes up but pretends to still be unconscious. Enjoys the sensations that Randomea offers him*

im looking up choqs kilt......not goddesses....

or is choq chocolate flavored too???! :eek:




*licks lips either way*
WHAT?!?

*shrugs*

*rubs up to Peech*

im looking up choqs kilt......not goddesses....

or is choq chocolate flavored too???! :eek:




*licks lips either way*
only one way to find out

I am the only one with special chocolate sauce... got a mod warning on it too *giggles*

*she lathers profusely with... err... special soap*

I am the only one with special chocolate sauce... got a mod warning on it too *giggles*

*she lathers profusely with... err... special soap*
you missed a spot *kneels licks it thoroughly clean inside and out*

Hmm, have to do something about that...

*hangs Jocabia by his feet from a chain that runs over a pulley on the ceiling, holding the chain in her other hand*
*pulls on it until his upside down head is level with her own and tickles his tonsils with her tongue*

*she admires Randomea's technique*
you should try that on my sometime *naughty laugh*

*wakes up but pretends to still be unconscious. Enjoys the sensations that Randomea offers him*

Hm.
*tries kissing and licking his eyelids, nibbling his earlobes and sucking on his lips*

*begins nibbling where kneeling* mm chocolate sauce!

Hm.
*tries kissing and licking his eyelids, nibbling his earlobes and sucking on his lips*

*A smile starts to creep across his lips. He does his best to hide it.*

Probably not the best day to be hanging upside down *he thinks feeling the breeze under his kilt and realizing that his reaction to Randomea's actions are fairly obvious*

*she admires Randomea's technique*
you should try that on my sometime *naughty laugh*
*curtseys*
Your wish is my command, although I might need to adapt it. A chain to each foot maybe or...oh I know, I have the perfect solution. *grins and rubs her hands before returning to persuading Jocabia to return to humanity/heavenhell*

WHAT?!?

*shrugs*

*rubs up to Peech*


a little to the. .left..............yes! there...... sigh

a little to the. .left..............yes! there...... sigh
*rubs up and down slightly, looking Peech in the eye*

a little to the. .left..............yes! there...... sigh
*points out spot to LP* right there....*frenches peech while LP works on her*

only one way to find out


liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick............


kind of has an Irish Cream hint to it.

*points out spot to LP* right there....*frenches peech while LP works on her*
psst.... mark the spot for me, please

*A smile starts to creep across his lips. He does his best to hide it.*

Probably not the best day to be hanging upside down *he thinks feeling the breeze under his kilt and realizing that his reaction to Randomea's actions are fairly obvious*

I love how skirts and kilts always hang down, no matter which end is up.
*kisses Jocabia again before lowering him, so the waistband of his kilt is level with her shoulders*
*uses her tongue on that end*
*alternates between raised and lowered position*

*begins nibbling where kneeling* mm chocolate sauce!

*a slow sigh escapes her lips*

liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick............


kind of has an Irish Cream hint to it.
*happily obliges peech with some irish cream* better lover or you need more?
there's always more where that came from

*marks peeches spot for LP with candy*

I love how skirts and kilts always hang down, no matter which end is up.
*kisses Jocabia again before lowering him, so the waistband of his kilt is level with her shoulders*
*uses her tongue on that end*
*alternates between raised and lowered position*

*Every time Randomea lowers him and he knows she can't see his eyes, he looks up her kilt. Eyes full of lust slowly close as she raises him back into the air.

*a slow sigh escapes her lips*

*cuts small incision on tcg's neck sucking and biting it, doing same to himself and tilting head so she can taste his as well*

psst.... mark the spot for me, please

*with nothing close at hand, she licks her lips and bites down hard so a trickle of blood escapes. she licks*

*happily obliges peech with some irish cream* better lover or you need more?
there's always more where that came from

*marks peeches spot for LP with candy*
Must.... not....eat.... candy.....



GAH! *bites*

*cuts small incision on tcg's neck sucking and biting it, doing same to himself and tilting head so she can taste his as well*

*with a throaty laugh, she licks his neck, teasing him with her tongue and nibbling*

oh my.........


*rubs up and down slightly, looking Peech in the eye*


god........

Choq: *points out spot to LP* right there....*frenches peech while LP works on her*





or Goddess even ......*fans self*

*with a throaty laugh, she licks his neck, teasing him with her tongue and nibbling*

*bites down around the cut pulling her blood through it while drawinf his favorite knife again to carefully cut her.......*
*lies her down sliding on top, still kissing and sucking*

oh my.........
god........
or Goddess even ......*fans self*


*opens a small cut on her neck and begins to bite suck and kiss it*

oh my.........





god........







or Goddess even ......*fans self*

Right here, babe... Goddess, indeed *moans*

*licks Peech's blood trickle, touching tongues with Goddess*

oh my.........





god........







or Goddess even ......*fans self*

Right here, babe... Goddess, indeed *moans*


*stories them both simultaneously*

*licks Peech's blood trickle, touching tongues with Goddess*

*licks LP with a wink, closes her eyes and shivers*

*licks LP with a wink, closes her eyes and shivers*
You're not cold are you?

*puts an arm around Goddess*

*shows peech and goddess what its like to have irish inside them*

You're not cold are you?

*puts an arm around Goddess*

Never around you, Master and Commander...

omg, somebody carry me to the showers, cause my knees are too weak...

Never around you, Master and Commander...

omg, somebody carry me to the showers, cause my knees are too weak...
*tickles Goddess' legs with his fingertips*

These knees?

*shows peech and goddess what its like to have irish inside them*

*she is suddenly reminded of the Bailey's in her fav drink, the Divine Kiss, and the explosion of flavour it produces every time on her tongue*


*explosion*

*tickles Goddess' legs with his fingertips*

These knees?

*she shivers and moans*

*carries her to candle-lit bath tub with waiting bottle of wine and soft music playing*
*kneels before tub after settling her in*
anything else mistress?

*she shivers and moans*
A simple yes or no is enough

*keeps tickling and licks her thigh*

*she is suddenly reminded of the Bailey's in her fav drink, the Divine Kiss, and the explosion of flavour it produces every time on her tongue*


*explosion*
the irish do it better *nods*
*curls up by you*

the irish do it better *nods*
*curls up by you*

one of my many fantasies does involve an Irish... usually with red hair *she shanges his hair color*... another fantasy realized...

A simple yes or no is enough

*keeps tickling and licks her thigh*

that is not my thigh... :eek:

that is not my thigh... :eek:
I suck in biology...... I'm the teachers pet. He gives me straigh "AAAAAAH"s

one of my many fantasies does involve an Irish... usually with red hair *she shanges his hair color*... another fantasy realized...


i have red/black/mostly dark brown/blond hair *nods* if the light hits it right its fiery red :fluffle:

that is not my thigh... :eek:
i aced anatomy..... this isnt your thigh but i think you're going to like it ....
*enter secret technique he refuses to share*

what a crappy time for jolt lag.......

what a crappy time for jolt lag.......
does this make up for it *stories her more*

i aced anatomy..... this isnt your thigh but i think you're going to like it ....
*enter secret technique he refuses to share*


i can attest to this^^^^^

siiigh-a-rooni

i have red/black/mostly dark brown/blond hair *nods* if the light hits it right its fiery red :fluffle:

*swoons*
*drools*
*swoons again*

i can attest to this^^^^^

siiigh-a-rooni

I know, Goddess, i know...

*Runs through the room, throwing pies at everyone in it, before jumping out the window and diving into the moat*

I know, Goddess, i know...

*ties them back to backspread eagled and has his way with them both*

*Runs through the room, throwing pies at everyone in it, before jumping out the window and diving into the moat*
*thinks its a good thing he peech and tcg were on the roof*

*Runs through the room, throwing pies at everyone in it, before jumping out the window and diving into the moat*


Mac attack!!!!!!!!!!



*smacks Mac on the ass with a peasant arm*

*thinks its a good thing he peech and tcg were on the roof*

*Runs across the roof, slightly out of breath, dripping water, and carrying a startled looknig alligator. Throws more pies at people, before throwing himself and the 'gator off the roof into the moat*

I suck in biology...... I'm the teachers pet. He gives me straigh "AAAAAAH"s
Come closer LP. I'll give you "AAAAHHH"s...

Come closer LP. I'll give you "AAAAHHH"s...
*comes closer*

AAAAAAH

*walks up to Goddess*

*Runs across the roof, slightly out of breath, dripping water, and carrying a startled looknig alligator. Throws more pies at people, before throwing himself and the 'gator off the roof into the moat*
mmm delicious * ravages peech*

mmm delicious * ravages peech*

Mmmmm. Peech + pie = Peechypie.

*Devours*

*comes closer*

AAAAAAH

*walks up to Goddess*

*she pulls him close and... "stories" him quite thoroughly...*

if you want more explicit...err... i'll write something about it. In the meantime, i leave you in charge of my body.

ooc Now my pretties, i must be off home... be naughty and I'll try to get back on... and I will send the newsletter tonight.

*she pulls him close and... "stories" him quite thoroughly...*

if you want more explicit...err... i'll write something about it. In the meantime, i leave you in charge of my body.

ooc Now my pretties, i must be off home... be naughty and I'll try to get back on... and I will send the newsletter tonight.


aww but i havent finished with you yet!

*she pulls him close and... "stories" him quite thoroughly...*

if you want more explicit...err... i'll write something about it. In the meantime, i leave you in charge of my body.

ooc Now my pretties, i must be off home... be naughty and I'll try to get back on... and I will send the newsletter tonight.
OOC: I can't wait..... seriously.

Bye :fluffle:

Mmmmm. Peech + pie = Peechypie.

*Devours*

you know thats your favorite kind of pie ;)

you know thats your favorite kind of pie ;)


*turns peech pie into irish peech pie*

*stories her again*

ooc: so how much do you wanna molest me? or the otherway...

1= no 10=alot.... >10 hell ya

*turns peech pie into irish peech pie*

*stories her again*

ooc: so how much do you wanna molest me? or the otherway...

1= no 10=alot.... >10 hell ya


LOL.......

20!

LOL.......

20!
noone's gonna get mad if you go missing will they.... you can live in my closet and do nothing but get pleasured.... unless you wanna work or something... *nods*hell you can have my room

*Every time Randomea lowers him and he knows she can't see his eyes, he looks up her kilt. Eyes full of lust slowly close as she raises him back into the air.
*lowers and starts eating the kiwis and chewing on the tree branch holding them*

noone's gonna get mad if you go missing will they.... you can live in my closet and do nothing but get pleasured.... unless you wanna work or something... *nods*hell you can have my room

my you really are generous.....*considers it*



ooc: gone for now. bye boys! smooooooooooooooooooooooooch!

*lowers and starts eating the kiwis and chewing on the tree branch holding them*

*can't take it anymore. Starts to moan*

my you really are generous.....*considers it*



ooc: gone for now. bye boys! smooooooooooooooooooooooooch!


bye peech

*can't take it anymore. Starts to moan*

He's awake!
*teasingly chews faster then stops*
*kisses his thighs*

my you really are generous.....*considers it*



ooc: gone for now. bye boys! smooooooooooooooooooooooooch!
ooc: like....bye? :p

well that died right quick

*staggers in and sleeps on the rug*

ooc:
passover rocks!

I come back and everyone is gone... i still have a talent to clear a room
*she shakes her head and starts listening to her worshippers' demands, sighing*

*Runs back through again, chased by aforementioned alligator*

*Runs back through again, chased by aforementioned alligator*

Now that's a sight you don't see everyday... *burst out laughing, calling forth her Divine Kiss and sipping it, watching the show.*

Now that's a sight you don't see everyday... *burst out laughing, calling forth her Divine Kiss and sipping it, watching the show.**presses nose into the small of her back.*

*presses nose into the small of her back.*

*she feels a little wet nose on her bar back*
There you are!
*she reaches behind her back to pick him up and hugs him to her bosom*
I've missed you *kisses his head*

*she feels a little wet nose on her bar back*
There you are!
*she reaches behind her back to pick him up and hugs him to her bosom*
I've missed you *kisses his head*
*licks her nose*

Mwerower.... :D
[Hi there...]

*licks her nose*

Mwerower.... :D
[Hi there...]

*giggles*
Hi there, Nekone. Where did you come from? Wanting some alone time with me? *she picks him up and stares into his eyes, her own eyes full of mischieviousness*

*giggles*
Hi there, Nekone. Where did you come from? Wanting some alone time with me? *she picks him up and stares into his eyes, her own eyes full of mischieviousness*Mew :D
[Got lonely... everyone was involed with everyone else]

Mew :D
[Got lonely... everyone was involed with everyone else]

awwww, what does that mean? everyone in PC? bad PC! i"ll cuddle and snuggle you as long as you like...
*she licks the fur atop his head and rubs her nose against his*

awwww, what does that mean? everyone in PC? bad PC! i"ll cuddle and snuggle you as long as you like...
*she licks the fur atop his head and rubs her nose against his*Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :D
*lickes her nose again.*

*walks into the castle carrying a large body sized bag*


guess who this is?

*Puts on pair of false fluffy ears*

Meow.

*Puts on pair of false fluffy ears*

Meow.


Mackerooni! *greets him with a kiss and a right hook*

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :D
*lickes her nose again.*

*giggles and pets him*


@ MAC
want to snuggle to, dear? *raised eyebrow*

*walks into the castle carrying a large body sized bag*


guess who this is?Mew ;)
[Not me... I hope...]

Meow?

*Spots a peasant wandering outside the window, and throws a spear at him, pinning him to the floor*

*Snuggles*

Peech, come join us, there is enough room on this here pillow pile... *wink*

Peech, come join us, there is enough room on this here pillow pile... *wink*



*falls over on to pillows and lands on Macs kneecap*

*Grins*

*leaps up and curls up behind TCG's neck... resting his head on her shoulder.*

*pounces on nekone*

*pounces on nekone*
Merrrrrr :D

*Fiercly gnaws on Gael's fingers...*

*pounces on nekone*

Hey Gael! Nice to see you here on the naughty side again...

*falls over on to pillows and lands on Macs kneecap*

*Tickles*

Well, ya know. My self esteem is somewhat restored after going out dancing saturday. Although we went to the same bar I work at, so watching my co-workers reaction to me being unprofessional for once was highly entertaining.

Well, ya know. My self esteem is somewhat restored after going out dancing saturday. Although we went to the same bar I work at, so watching my co-workers reaction to me being unprofessional for once was highly entertaining.


*laughing*
That's what i like to hear

*laughing*
That's what i like to hear :D *grins at TCG while draped over Gael's Shoulder... purring in her ear.*

She rests atop her mountain of soft, tassled pillows. yet again, she ponders the human male psyche, and laughs, wondering why she even bothers. because she is curious. because they arouse her in a most particular way. they are fascinatingly flawed creatures, like all humans, and yet... she then turns her attention on human females. such complexities... and cattiness, most of the time. no wonder human males are confused. after she finishes her Book of Erotic and Deviant Behaviour, she may turn her attention to humans relationships. there is enough material to write a encyclopedia. she laughs. maybe.



ooc wakey, wakey, my dear castlemates...

@TCG

*the wind blows gently from the west. it is icy cold at -10* F even though the air temperature is 80* F. the chill goes up your nose as you inhale. sparkling blue mists come out as you exhale. the mist forms into a human shape, and i appear...*

:fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :D

@TCG

*the wind blows gently from the west. it is icy cold at -10* F even though the air temperature is 80* F. the chill goes up your nose as you inhale. sparkling blue mists come out as you exhale. the mist forms into a human shape, and i appear...*

:fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :D

*laughing, goosebumps all over her body*
morning Gene. warn me next time... i could carve a chocolate statue in your likeness and you could infuse it with your essence...

*walks in.. spots tcg 'stories her'* greetins my goddess *bows kissing her hand*

*walks in.. spots tcg 'stories her'* greetins my goddess *bows kissing her hand*

*she gently takes his head and gives him the Kiss of Life*
You are most attentive.. i should really reward you somehow... *naughty grin*

She rests atop her mountain of soft, tassled pillows. yet again, she ponders the human male psyche, and laughs, wondering why she even bothers. because she is curious. because they arouse her in a most particular way. they are fascinatingly flawed creatures, like all humans, and yet... she then turns her attention on human females. such complexities... and cattiness, most of the time. no wonder human males are confused. after she finishes her Book of Erotic and Deviant Behaviour, she may turn her attention to humans relationships. there is enough material to write a encyclopedia. she laughs. maybe.



ooc wakey, wakey, my dear castlemates...


*yawns as she wakes....a cool crisp wind blows over her skin through the open window. Another day has come.....she gets out of her bed and walks down stairs to see Goddess sprawled out on her pillows. She has a grin on her face as she greets me with a wink.*

Morning lover....I see you are still contemplating our greatest mystery. *shakes head*. Thats why I'm so happy that you and I share such a strong emotional bond.......I can always count on you to ignite my heart, my mind and body.......

*lays down beside Goddess and gently kisses her goodmorning*

@tcg
thanks.

you're lesbian?! :eek:

*she gently takes his head and gives him the Kiss of Life*
You are most attentive.. i should really reward you somehow... *naughty grin*

*smiles* you're much to gracious *squirms and kisses you softly*

*yawns as she wakes....a cool crisp wind blows over her skin through the open window. Another day has come.....she gets out of her bed and walks down stairs to see Goddess sprawled out on her pillows. She has a grin on her face as she greets me with a wink.*

Morning lover....I see you are still contemplating our greatest mystery. *shakes head*. Thats why I'm so happy that you and I share such a strong emotional bond.......I can always count on you to ignite my heart, my mind and body.......

*lays down beside Goddess and gently kisses her goodmorning*

That's probably because you are more Goddess than you think...*she returns the kiss passionately*... we are much alike, you and I... almost a perfect match...*winks again with a mysterious smile*

@tcg
thanks.

you're lesbian?! :eek:

rotflmao!!!!

*wipes tear from her eye*
that word doesn't mean anything here... but for the record, i've said it before and i'll say it again, the only woman for me is Peeches and she's taken. So i can only have her here. and I do. as much as i can

*smiles* you're much to gracious *squirms and kisses you softly*

Au contraire, i am quite serious... if this continues i will have to pay tribute to you, too... i am working on it *another naughty grin*

*with a look of feigned innocence pulls peech a lil closer so he can 'story' her too*
*smiles* my two favorite ladies
*grins evilly*






ooc tcg you left the good story out :-p i might have to do something ebil to you *noddles to self*

Au contraire, i am quite serious... if this continues i will have to pay tribute to you, too... i am working on it *another naughty grin*

*wonders if he should be afraid*
*curls up against tcg*
*makes faces at the invisible man*

*with a look of feigned innocence pulls peech a lil closer so he can 'story' her too*
*smiles* my two favorite ladies
*grins evilly*


ooc tcg you left the good story out :-p i might have to do something ebil to you *noddles to self*

ooc LOL i wanted to have a nice layout, but my life was threatened, so i had to act quickly. don't worry, tonight you all will receive a new version, nicer looking with every story i have in my possession.

rotflmao!!!!

*wipes tear from her eye*
that word doesn't mean anything here... but for the record, i've said it before and i'll say it again, the only woman for me is Peeches and she's taken. So i can only have her here. and I do. as much as i can
DId i make you sad? i'm sorry. :(

rotflmao!!!!

*wipes tear from her eye*
that word doesn't mean anything here... but for the record, i've said it before and i'll say it again, the only woman for me is Peeches and she's taken. So i can only have her here. and I do. as much as i can


muahahaha....you just wait til we visit each other ;)

*looks at the ongoing..... carnage..... something..... and tattoos text on a peasant's back while sitting on the back of his head*

*wonders if he should be afraid*
*curls up against tcg*
*makes faces at the invisible man*

*licks his cheek playfully while mussing his hair, a little sigh escaping her parted lips*

muahahaha....you just wait til we visit each other ;)

yes, well trying to keep sane here, so i try to forget about that...
*shivers and squirms on her chair, suddenly feeling hot all over*

DId i make you sad? i'm sorry. :(
*looks up*

Tears of joy? Ever heard of it?

*continues writing*

muahahaha....you just wait til we visit each other ;)
can i be there for that? *gives innocent boy look*

DId i make you sad? i'm sorry. :(

lol, no Gene, not sad... i am rolling on the floor laughing my ass off because of the question. sorry, don't want to be mean, but you should know better than to ask that here, no?

OOC: no, no, No, NO! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I can't access nationstates again!!!! it seems to be down again!!! :(

can i be there for that? *gives innocent boy look*

July-ish.... BC, isn't that right Peech?

*gives LP 2 cases of beer and wall street journal* now dont forget the report this time :p


ooc: *hopes noone tries to kill him over news letter*

*Changes the channel*

*gets glared at*

*Changes channel back to "Reject Rebels"* :p

lol, no Gene, not sad... i am rolling on the floor laughing my ass off because of the question. sorry, don't want to be mean, but you should know better than to ask that here, no?
actually, i don't :D

*gives LP 2 cases of beer and wall street journal* now dont forget the report this time :p


ooc: *hopes noone tries to kill him over news letter*


ooc there's not after you... you're not responsible for distribution... *she looks around, suspicious*

July-ish.... BC, isn't that right Peech?
*writes july-ish in random piece of paper and sticks it to his face* got it! *wonders how he's gonna get money for said trip*

ooc there's not after you... you're not responsible for distribution... *she looks around, suspicious*


true but...... i was the author *hides under tcg* and apparently EBIL *says last word in echoing voice*

July-ish.... BC, isn't that right Peech?


july-ish or august-ish......im counting the seconds

july-ish or august-ish......im counting the seconds
*modifys note on head*

july-ish or august-ish......im counting the seconds

you know i'll drop everything for you... and it's less complicated than going over the Altantic... *looks in LP's direction*

*she tries to get comfortable with Choq, hiding under her. she finally settles in and starts toying with a strange tassle*

*gives LP 2 cases of beer and wall street journal* now dont forget the report this time :p


ooc: *hopes noone tries to kill him over news letter*
How many words?


*scribbles franticly*

*points to indiana* is kinda like halfway


*feels odd sensation on his toe*
*giggles*

How many words?


*scribbles franticly*
as many as you think you need *thinks real hard* and it better not just be the word 'the'.

OOC: no, no, No, NO! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I can't access nationstates again!!!! it seems to be down again!!! :(
is anyone besides me having trouble getting on nationstates.net?

*points to indiana* is kinda like halfway


*feels odd sensation on his toe*
*giggles*


sorry.....that was just my saber. *licks toe and puts a bandaid on it*

as many as you think you need *thinks real hard* and it better not just be the word 'the'.
*tattoos "Yeah dude, I rock" and his own face on a peasants back*
http://www.tattoolandusa.com/images/183_Steve_O_Tattoo.JPG
*hands in the report*

sorry.....that was just my saber. *licks toe and puts a bandaid on it*


aww you so sweet *semi stories her .... keeping her just before the .....culmination*

*tattoos "Yeah dude, I rock" and his own face on a peasants back*
http://www.tattoolandusa.com/images/183_Steve_O_Tattoo.JPG
*hands in the report*

it appears to look like this (http://www.tattoolandusa.com/images/183_Steve_O_Tattoo.JPG)

it appears to look like this (http://www.tattoolandusa.com/images/183_Steve_O_Tattoo.JPG)
Yeah dude... I rock

Yeah dude... I rock
hands you rock..... now you rock

*rocks*

OOC: gotta go. Bye all

*waves* hurry back i got this whole other case of beer

*rocks*

OOC: gotta go. Bye all

ooc bye,thanks for stopping by....

hands you rock..... now you rock


Hey I want a rock. All I have is this lousy stick. *looks at stick and realizes its really the femur bone of a peasant*

ohhh...

Hey I want a rock. All I have is this lousy stick. *looks at stick and realizes its really the femur bone of a peasant*

ohhh...


that bone isnt a femur.... and its not from a peasant
*does his best to not look guilty*

*she gets up and goes to the window, looking pensively at the guillotine*
I think we need a party...

*she gets up and goes to the window, looking pensively at the guillotine*
I think we need a party...


alright *sighs*
*strips* ok lets dance *sits on pillow pile*

that bone isnt a femur.... and its not from a peasant
*does his best to not look guilty*


actually......*licks said bone/stick*.......why that tastes very familiar. Irish cream? yes......its..... :eek:


*does stuff*

actually......*licks said bone/stick*.......why that tastes very familiar. Irish cream? yes......its..... :eek:


*does stuff*

*licks up peech juice* delicious *turns on techno in background of castle*
*begins to lick peech and tcg*

*pokes room* ello??? *voice bounces off walls* ohhhh
*turns music up louder*
*dances with glow sticks*

*pokes room* ello??? *voice bounces off walls* ohhhh
*turns music up louder*
*dances with glow sticks*

Just thinking about the party dear *she stories him quite thoroughly*

Just thinking about the party dear *she stories him quite thoroughly*
*moans*
*does stuff to her*

*moans*
*does stuff to her*

*laying there with Peech on one side and Choq on the other, she gently caresses them both, legs intermingled*

How about a beheading party?