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ic: what does it's official now mean, anyway?
check out Peechlands first post. :D

*walks through from the kitchen holding a bacon/sausage/cheese/peasant/hot sauce sandwich*

Evening. What's the evil beat on the street, kids?

*walks through from the kitchen holding a bacon/sausage/cheese/peasant/hot sauce sandwich*

Evening. What's the evil beat on the street, kids?Mrrrrrr
[Rap... always hated that beat....]

Mrrrrrr
[Rap... always hated that beat....]

Your catnip my chocolate, we could make millions!!!!

Your catnip my chocolate, we could make millions!!!!Mew... :p
[you can make the millions.. just keep the food and the belly rubs comming...]

Mrrrrrr
[Rap... always hated that beat....]
Yeah, but this is the EVIL beat on the street. So there's maiming within the rap too. I'll tell you what, we'll make it into thrash metal. It's more fitting for slaughter anyway.

give me ju nuts I wan' to taste your nuts...
Real deep dude, real deep. Touching.

Mew... :p
[you can make the millions.. just keep the food and the belly rubs comming...]

*rubs the kitten's belly*

@ Tribes
Have any strange dreams last night, dear?

Oh, and i think gyou forgot to send me a certain pic....with a message to the gals of Kazoo? *raised eyebrow*

*rubs the kitten's belly*
Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :D
[ahhh... bliss....]

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :D
[ahhh... bliss....]

you like that my little precious, don't you?
*she starts to purr*

you like that my little precious, don't you?
*she starts to purr*...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... :D
[feels. soo good... ]

@ Tribes
Have any strange dreams last night, dear?

Oh, and i think gyou forgot to send me a certain pic....with a message to the gals of Kazoo? *raised eyebrow*
(about pic) Shit you're joking! I'll tg it to you know.

(about dreams) No I didn't dream at all last night. I did wake up with friction burns on my hands, butt cheeks, knees, back, left ear and...one other area (which I can't mention) :p

(about pic) Shit you're joking! I'll tg it to you know.

(about dreams) No I didn't dream at all last night. I did wake up with friction burns on my hands, butt cheeks, knees, back, left ear and...one other area (which I can't mention) :p

How very interesting... well, i had a lot of fun, in any event...

(about pic) Shit you're joking! I'll tg it to you know.

(about dreams) No I didn't dream at all last night. I did wake up with friction burns on my hands, butt cheeks, knees, back, left ear and...one other area (which I can't mention) :p

I tried to be gentle honest.....

...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... :D
[feels. soo good... ]

*she takes the kitten and lays it on her stomach, where she continues to rubs its belly and purring*

I tried to be gentle honest.....
How very interesting... well, i had a lot of fun, in any event...
You didn't have to drug me you know - I would have gone along with...some things... ;)

OOC: I sent the pic, CG. It really isn't interesting, you shouldn't be that bothered by it :)

ooc:
Tribes, I think I saw a CHAV yesterday. He was staring at me and made me feel creepy

You didn't have to drug me you know - I would have gone along with...some things... ;)

OOC: I sent the pic, CG. It really isn't interesting, you shouldn't be that bothered by it :)

Why Tribes i didn't drug you... i invaded your dreams... much more fun and less restrainted... *feral smile*

You didn't have to drug me you know - I would have gone along with...some things... ;)

OOC: I sent the pic, CG. It really isn't interesting, you shouldn't be that bothered by it :)


I was bothered by it. Hot and bothered by those big gorgeous eyes.

ooc:
Tribes, I think I saw a CHAV yesterday. He was staring at me and made me feel creepy
Did he look akin to this (http://chavscum.co.uk/4images/data/media/16/Clio_chav.jpg), or say anything that resembles offensive material but actually is just a piss poor atempt at an insult?

I was bothered by it. Hot and bothered by those big gorgeous eyes.

*fans self*
yeah, big, gorgeous eyes...

Did he look akin to this (http://chavscum.co.uk/4images/data/media/16/Clio_chav.jpg), or say anything that resembles offensive material but actually is just a piss poor atempt at an insult?


He had on a sweatsuit that was 3 sizes too big and a sideways hat and a big necklace and he asked me did i have change for a dollar and when i said no he asked me could he borrow 50 cents.....and he was all up in my face, too close. I kid you not. I looked at him wondered if this was the american version of a chav.....and then of course i immediately thought of you.

He had on a sweatsuit that was 3 sizes too big and a sideways hat and a big necklace and he asked me did i have change for a dollar and when i said no he asked me could he borrow 50 cents.....and he was all up in my face, too close. I kid you not. I looked at him wondered if this was the american version of a chav.....and then of course i immediately thought of you.
lol! That is definitely an US version of a chav. I'm willing to bet he had about 15 friends (all under 5ft tall) just around the corner ready in case you hit him. Really. It's like that sometimes :eek: :p

Why Tribes i didn't drug you... i invaded your dreams... much more fun and less restrainted... *feral smile*So how did Peech get there? And why was there a bottle labelled "Ketamin" lying next to me when I woke up?

I was bothered by it. Hot and bothered by those big gorgeous eyes.*fans self*
yeah, big, gorgeous eyes...
You'd be amazed how many people say "Jesus you have massive eyes" or similar upon meeting me. No restraint or anything :p

They are beautful Tribesy......I am hoping to get another challenge so I can receive more Tribes. I will trade you Peech points you know.

lol! That is definitely an US version of a chav. I'm willing to bet he had about 15 friends (all under 5ft tall) just around the corner ready in case you hit him. Really. It's like that sometimes :eek: :p

So how did Peech get there? And why was there a bottle labelled "Ketamin" lying next to me when I woke up?

You'd be amazed how many people say "Jesus you have massive eyes" or similar upon meeting me. No restraint or anything :p

Because I am a Goddess and I can reach in all your dreams... and that bottle must've come from some other night to which i was not invited

Because I am a Goddess and I can reach in all your dreams... and that bottle must've come from some other night to which i was not invited
*ponders over ketamin*

Hang on...I think I re...oh. Yeah no-one was invited to that little 'experimentation' session. A damn good thing too - my head hurt after that :D

They are beautful Tribesy......I am hoping to get another challenge so I can receive more Tribes. I will trade you Peech points you know.
*considers peech points*

Mmm...

*gets sidetracked*

*ponders over ketamin*

Hang on...I think I re...oh. Yeah no-one was invited to that little 'experimentation' session. A damn good thing too - my head hurt after that :D


*considers peech points*

Mmm...

*gets sidetracked*

hey you -stop getting side tracked. *shows tribes new sandwich recipe she has just for him*

hey you -stop getting side tracked. *shows tribes new sandwich recipe she has just for him*
*imagines sandwich*

Saaaaandwich...

Anyway, I was sidetracked by the thought of Peech points....

....

.....

Oh my...

*thinks about Peech Points.*
Merr?
[is it that cold in here?]

*imagines sandwich*

Saaaaandwich...

Anyway, I was sidetracked by the thought of Peech points....

....

.....

Oh my...


lol

you ;)

*thinks about Peech Points.*
Merr?
[is it that cold in here?]

*she licks the kitten's head, still rubbing its belly, and rubbing its fur on her*

@Peeches
Yeah, you got to love him and his passion for sandwiches...
lol

oh shite......i forgot to properly welcome Nekone!


*carves "Peech was here with Tribes" on his forehead to show her affections*

welcome...........meowww

oh shite......i forgot to properly welcome Nekone!


*carves "Peech was here with Tribes" on his forehead to show her affections*

welcome...........meowww :eek: OOC: you carved "Peech was here with Tribes on MY FOREHEAD???

that's mighty tiny writing....

IC: gnaws on Peeches Knuckles w/o breaking the skin...

I thought all Peeches were fuzzy???

@ Nekone
ooc sent an e-mail. if you have suggestions... or know how the next thread is going to go... or if you're dead.... or how we will work our possible story on the mix...

:eek: OOC: you carved "Peech was here with Tribes on MY FOREHEAD???

that's mighty tiny writing....

IC: gnaws on Peeches Knuckles w/o breaking the skin...

I thought all Peeches were fuzzy???

That's because she is an amazing woman... *sighs longingly*

:eek: OOC: you carved "Peech was here with Tribes on MY FOREHEAD???

that's mighty tiny writing....

IC: gnaws on Peeches Knuckles w/o breaking the skin...

I thought all Peeches were fuzzy???


its alright darling.....look at the other kazoo members....they all have peech carvings on them .........somewhere...........*glances at Goddess*

thats just my way of showing love. :fluffle:

(well one of the many ways)

:eek: OOC: you carved "Peech was here with Tribes on MY FOREHEAD???

that's mighty tiny writing....

IC: gnaws on Peeches Knuckles w/o breaking the skin...

I thought all Peeches were fuzzy???

*laughs wickedly*
This peech only has certain fuzzy spots... *fans self*

*thinks about Peech Points.*
Merr?
[is it that cold in here?]
It might be cold but it isn't that cold... :eek:

lol you ;)
Right back at you :fluffle:

oh shite......i forgot to properly welcome Nekone!


*carves "Peech was here with Tribes" on his forehead to show her affections*

welcome...........meowww
I was?

OOC: you carved "Peech was here with Tribes on MY FOREHEAD???

that's mighty tiny writing....
She has many...talents. :D

its alright darling.....look at the other kazoo members....they all have peech carvings on them .........somewhere...........*glances at Goddess*

thats just my way of showing love. :fluffle:

(well one of the many ways) :( merrr
[except now I have a bald spot on my forhead... ]

*looks in mirror...*

mew :confused:
[what is "sebirT htiw ereh saw hceeP" ?]

It might be cold but it isn't that ...


How about sharing half a sandwich? *eyes fluttering and a flashing dimple*

:( merrr
[except now I have a bald spot on my forhead... ]

*looks in mirror...*

mew :confused:
[what is "sebirT htiw ereh saw hceeP" ?]

*laughs*
don't worry, the fur will grow around it....

*laughs*
don't worry, the fur will grow around it....
OOC: Replied... for some reason it took a long time for your mail to reach me. :(

How about sharing half a sandwich? *eyes fluttering and a flashing dimple**looks at selection he's holding*

You want a cheesy one or a meaty one?

*looks at selection he's holding*

You want a cheesy one or a meaty one?

*eyes sparkling*
Meaty one...

night all :fluffle:

see you tomorrow.......Tribes....think about it. I can always beg via MSN, tg or smoke signal if you like. ;)

Goddess.....well. You know :fluffle:

Nekone....no worries.....Goddess has a potion for everything. It will grow back.

night all :fluffle:

see you tomorrow.......Tribes....think about it. I can always beg via MSN, tg or smoke signal if you like. ;)

Goddess.....well. You know :fluffle:

Nekone....no worries.....Goddess has a potion for everything. It will grow back.
\
night, lover :fluffle:

night all :fluffle:

see you tomorrow.......Tribes....think about it. I can always beg via MSN, tg or smoke signal if you like. ;)

Goddess.....well. You know :fluffle:

Nekone....no worries.....Goddess has a potion for everything. It will grow back.Merower...
[night Peechland.]

night all :fluffle:

see you tomorrow.......Tribes....think about it. I can always beg via MSN, tg or smoke signal if you like. ;)

I'd like to see the smoke signal that could be seen from the UK :D

I'll...consider it.

*eyes sparkling*
Meaty one...
*slaps a predominantly sausage-based sandwich on the table*

Eat as much as you want...

I'd like to see the smoke signal that could be seen from the UK :D

I'll...consider it.


*slaps a predominantly sausage-based sandwich on the table*

Eat as much as you want...

1. I can join in the begging, too. Cause i want to see. Purty please, with a bow on top??!!!! more begging to follow...

2. *her eyes go wide and she drools*
Thanks Tribes... *she takes the sandwich and takes a first bite...

1. I can join in the begging, too. Cause i want to see. Purty please, with a bow on top??!!!! more begging to follow...

2. *her eyes go wide and she drools*
Thanks Tribes... *she takes the sandwich and takes a first bite...
AH! Combined begging by Peech and CG! I cannae stand it! :p

*watches CG eat the sandwich*

Stop giving me ideas...

AH! Combined begging by Peech and CG! I cannae stand it! :p

*watches CG eat the sandwich*

Stop giving me ideas...

My attack starts tomorrow...


what kind of sauce is in this sandwich *she asks, wiping her chin*

My attack starts tomorrow...


what kind of sauce is in this sandwich *she asks, wiping her chin*
Well, usually I put brown sauce (HP) on sausage sandwiches, but for some reason I put mayo on this one. Must have been thinking about you with...certain things.

OOC: Gotta go - bed awaits. Night!

*watches CG eat the sandwich*

Stop giving me ideas...
OOC: oh, CG eating a sandwich gives you ideas but CG laying on her back rubbing a pussy(cat) does nothing... :rolleyes:

Well, usually I put brown sauce (HP) on sausage sandwiches, but for some reason I put mayo on this one. Must have been thinking about you with...certain things.

OOC: Gotta go - bed awaits. Night!

You EBIL man, just when things are getting interesting...

Surprise tomorrow! *wink*

Nighty night

OOC: oh, CG eating a sandwich gives you ideas but CG laying on her back rubbing a pussy(cat) does nothing... :rolleyes:

*starts laughing so much, she drops the sandwich and grabs her belly, squeeshing the kitten. tears streaming down her cheeks*

*starts laughing so much, she drops the sandwich and grabs her belly, squeeshing the kitten. tears streaming down her cheeks*M...e.....r......o....w......r.....
[C...a....n....t.......b....r....e...a....t....h....e...]

*squirms up from beneith her arms and takes cover... *

(let you guess where.)

M...e.....r......o....w......r.....
[C...a....n....t.......b....r....e...a....t....h....e...]

*squirms up from beneith her arms and takes cover... *

(let you guess where.)

*she sees Nekone squirming and taking cover and she laughs even harder, although a slow flush is creeping in her cheeks*



ooc does anyone here play WoW... anyone?

*she sees Nekone squirming and taking cover and she laughs even harder, although a slow flush is creeping in her cheeks*



ooc does anyone here play WoW... anyone?OOC: WoW? nope...

IC: ohh... bouncy..... :eek: :D

OOC: WoW? nope...

IC: ohh... bouncy..... :eek: :D


ooc: *sigh* okay then.

ic *wiping her tears away, still smiling, she pets the kitten nestled on (or is that between?) her bossom, wincing when the little claws puncture her tender skin*

ooc: *sigh* okay then.

ic *wiping her tears away, still smiling, she pets the kitten nestled on (or is that between?) her bossom, wincing when the little claws puncture her tender skin*
*Sees her Wince... oops... retracts claws...*
*curls up for a nap.*

OOC: tried Warcraft once... then realized there were somethings I like doing while playing games... Blinking being one of em. :D

*Sees her Wince... oops... retracts claws...*
*curls up for a nap.*

OOC: tried Warcraft once... then realized there were somethings I like doing while playing games... Blinking being one of em. :D

ooc rotflmao thanks! *wiping a tear*. Oh well, it's off to play i go... have a good party tonight. see ya tomorrow I guess.

ooc rotflmao thanks! *wiping a tear*. Oh well, it's off to play i go... have a good party tonight. see ya tomorrow I guess.OOC: See ya!

*she stares dreamily into nothingness, wondering not for the first time why she is so fascinated with human males... of course Peech is an exception, she should truly be a goddess in her own right... still, human males are so fickle... she sighs and pets the sleeping Nekone on her tassled pillow pile*

*she stares dreamily into nothingness, wondering not for the first time why she is so fascinated with human males... of course Peech is an exception, she should truly be a goddess in her own right... still, human males are so fickle... she sighs and pets the sleeping Nekone on her tassled pillow pile*
BUNDLE!!

*jumps onto Nekone and Goddess*

BUNDLE!!

*jumps onto Nekone and Goddess*

*bursts out laughing when Nekone hisses and jumps out of the way. she wrestles LP and finally gets the upper hand, straddling him and pinning his arms to the pillows, as it were*

Now that was fun!

*bursts out laughing when Nekone hisses and jumps out of the way. she wrestles LP and finally gets the upper hand, straddling him and pinning his arms to the pillows, as it were*

Now that was fun!
Want me to jump on you again?

*grins up*

Want me to jump on you again?

*grins up*

*eyes sparkle*
Oh, would you? Now, go farther away and run at top speed
*mischievious grin while she calls up more and more pillows*

*jumps on LP and lands on his........legless region*

morning! Are we having a pounce fest today? *hopes*

Ooomph.

*limps away*

*runs back*

Banzai!

*lands on pillows and other soft things*

*jumps on LP and lands on his........legless region*

morning! Are we having a pounce fest today? *hopes*
*kisses her lover quickly but passionately before getting hit by LP as he jumps and all tumble in a heap of arms and legs (well some anyway) laughing*

*kisses her lover quickly but passionately before getting hit by LP as he jumps and all tumble in a heap of arms and legs (well some anyway) laughing*


drive by Goddess kiss......yummm-eee.

ouch...LP you are on my hair.

ooc my sis officially thinks i am crazy now... first Texas... now Amsterdam...

ooc my sis officially thinks i am crazy now... first Texas... now Amsterdam...


ooc: LOL.......thats ok.... ;) Just be sure to bring me back souveniere from all your travels.


*curses self for not having a private jet to skate around the globe on*

ooc: LOL.......thats ok.... ;) Just be sure to bring me back souveniere from all your travels.


*curses self for not having a private jet to skate around the globe on*

so funny you say that... she asked why just a long weekend. Apart fromt he fact that it's short notice for the office.. I want to live the life of a jet-setter, if only once... LOL

drive by Goddess kiss......yummm-eee.

ouch...LP you are on my hair.
Sorry.

*gets out the razor*

You know, you should really learn to do this yourself....

*starts shaving Peech*

ooc my sis officially thinks i am crazy now... first Texas... now Amsterdam...
Maybe just a little crazy

Sorry.

*gets out the razor*

You know, you should really learn to do this yourself....

*starts shaving Peech*

*turns the razor into a plastic butter knife*
Don't you dare touch those golden locks!!!

Sorry.

*gets out the razor*

You know, you should really learn to do this yourself....

*starts shaving Peech*


but I like it when you do it. *drools at LPs razor*

Maybe just a little crazy

*tosses her hair*
Humph! I don't care... that's why you all like me anyway *impish grin*

but I like it when you do it. *drools at LPs razor*

*turns the plastic knife into razor again*
Ok, but I want the locks!

:sniper: *shoots peech with a dart filled with a potion of seduction* :)

How ya doin sweetcheeks? ;)

*turns the plastic knife into razor again*
Ok, but I want the locks!
I'm not shaving her head....... ;)

:sniper: *shoots peech with a dart filled with a potion of seduction* :)

How ya doin sweetcheeks? ;)

*eyes brighten and she looks at Peech's "sweet cheeks" in her assless chaps. she gives them a long lick*

I'm not shaving her head....... ;)

I still want the locks... i have plans...

I still want the locks... i have plans...
Errr...... suuuure

*shaves while looking at Goddess suspiciously*

*makes a little skull and bones*

Now Peech, say "hargh" and you'll get a lolly for being so brave

:sniper: *shoots peech with a dart filled with a potion of seduction* :)

How ya doin sweetcheeks? ;)


look...my favorite fluffle bear from the land of snookies! *pulls dart out of her ass and gets all googly eyed*


Im good sugar puff.....how you doing?

Errr...... suuuure

*shaves while looking at Goddess suspiciously*

*makes a little skull and bones*

Now Peech, say "hargh" and you'll get a lolly for being so brave



"HARRRGHHHH!"

* hopes lolly is codespeak for something else*

*suddenly, a small amount of fluff falls to the ground. Nothing more happens for a while, until a trail of fluff suddenly begins flowing through the air towards TCG. Suddenly, DIF becomes visible*

Mwahahaha! *licks TCG*

*DIF dissapears again, and a trail of fluff spreads through the air for a few seconds away from TCG, slowly falling to the ground, DIF nowhere to be seen*

look...my favorite fluffle bear from the land of snookies! *pulls dart out of her ass and gets all googly eyed*


Im good sugar puff.....how you doing?

I'm doing great my little stay pufft marshmellow girl from Ghost Busters.

*clears throat and says the next sentence in an Antonio Banderas accent*

The question issss...*runs finger down your neck and whispers in your ear* how are you doing my beautiful flower?

*eyes brighten and she looks at Peech's "sweet cheeks" in her assless chaps. she gives them a long lick*



*shiver*

no one handles my sweet cheeks like you lover

"HARRRGHHHH!"

* hopes lolly is codespeak for something else*
*gives Peech a pirate-lolly*

No biting......hard

*suddenly, a small amount of fluff falls to the ground. Nothing more happens for a while, until a trail of fluff suddenly begins flowing through the air towards TCG. Suddenly, DIF becomes visible*

Mwahahaha! *licks TCG*

*DIF dissapears again, and a trail of fluff spreads through the air for a few seconds away from TCG, slowly falling to the ground, DIF nowhere to be seen*

I give drive-by kisses and get drive-by licks in return... m'k then.

I'm doing great my little stay pufft marshmellow girl from Ghost Busters.

*clears throught and says the next sentences in a Antonio Banderas accent*

The question issss...*runs finger down your neck and whispers in your ear* how are you doing my beautiful flower?

*faints*

I'm .....uh...*feels faint again*......mi gusta querido........sigh. *weak knees*

*gives Peech a pirate-lolly*

No biting......hard


you know I always slowly savor my lollies......soft little licks...occasionally swirling it around in my mouth. No biting. It last longer that way.

*hearing all the accents and tongues being spoken, she swoons on her pillow pile and fans herself*

you know I always slowly savor my lollies......soft little licks...occasionally swirling it around in my mouth. No biting. It last longer that way.


ooc *squirming in my chair* I am at the office here.... *mutters*

ooc *squirming in my chair* I am at the office here.... *mutters*
OOC: ooh, office fun......... You know, I'm not wearing pants

ooc *squirming in my chair* I am at the office here.... *mutters*


and thats just a regular lolly.....you should see what i do to a blow pop :eek:

OOC: ooh, office fun......... You know, I'm not wearing pants


I'm not wearing shoes.

thats just not as naughty is it? pfft @ self

I'm not wearing shoes.

thats just not as naughty is it? pfft @ self

Well i'm wearing a skirt today and, well, think kilts ... *mutters* that is too much information for you guys...

I'm not wearing shoes.

thats just not as naughty is it? pfft @ self
Depends on what you were wearing except the shoes :p

and thats just a regular lolly.....you should see what i do to a blow pop :eek:

*drools*

Well i'm wearing a skirt today and, well, think kilts ... *mutters* that is too much information for you guys...
My my.

*fans self*

*peeks out the door*

*locks it*

Well i'm wearing a skirt today and, well, think kilts ... *mutters* that is too much information for you guys...



sigh..

no ..thats actually not enough information. I should be there to check out your outfit in person....groowl

sigh..

no ..thats actually not enough information. I should be there to check out your outfit in person....groowl

You're getting pics today, of this outfit so... *naughty grin*

You're getting pics today, of this outfit so... *naughty grin*


oh thats right! *locks both of her office doors and puts "out to lunch sign up"*

You're getting pics today, of this outfit so... *naughty grin*
*drools and sniffles*

*drools and sniffles*
Why the sniffle? I can send them to you as well. Just so you recognize me in the crowd if the plan goes well... I'll be wearing a great Canadian flag over my head and screaming my head off when you get on stage, of course, but the pic might help... at the very least, you'll be able to run away...

*falls screaming through ceiling to hit floor* ouch... *rubs bum* how is everyone today?

Why the sniffle? I can send them to you as well. Just so you recognize me in the crowd if the plan goes well... I'll be wearing a great Canadian flag over my head and screaming my head off when you get on stage, of course, but the pic might help... at the very least, you'll be able to run away...
Whoo! Thanks.

The sniffle is from the festival I was at this weekend. Getiing sweaty in a hot tent, going outside for fresh air, going back in to get sweaty, and back out again, in, out, in, out...... And the bad food and little sleep didn't do me good either

Whoo! Thanks.

The sniffle is from the festival I was at this weekend. Getiing sweaty in a hot tent, going outside for fresh air, going back in to get sweaty, and back out again, in, out, in, out...... And the bad food and little sleep didn't do me good either

well, my pride is shot to hell... i thought you were crying... *embarrassed*

Hello all! :D

*give LP a steaming cup of tea and a swiss army spork* all better big guy? would you like some soda?

well, my pride is shot to hell... i thought you were crying... *embarrassed*
Cryi...... oh yeah. I was......really......... SERIOUSLY. I was.

Of joy ;) :p

*give LP a steaming cup of tea and a swiss army spork* all better big guy? would you like some soda?
Nah. I'm fine.

*sips tea*

*reads the newspaper*

*give LP a steaming cup of tea and a swiss army spork* all better big guy? would you like some soda?

So good of you to drop by, my dear. *rubs his bum to make it feel better*

glad i could help

hey tcg, how are you?

hey tcg, how are you?

*smiles sweetly*
Hello there, my favorite godling. I'm good. You?

mmmm..... fine?

:D

mmmm..... fine?

:D

what? not sure?

*walks over to TCG and kisses her softly on the neck* hello my goddess *said in a quiet whisper she barely hears*

Whoo! Thanks.

The sniffle is from the festival I was at this weekend. Getiing sweaty in a hot tent, going outside for fresh air, going back in to get sweaty, and back out again, in, out, in, out...... And the bad food and little sleep didn't do me good either


i think we should get hot and sweaty in a tent together

i think we should get hot and sweaty in a tent together
Well I got hot and sweaty doing something I don't think you are suggesting

what? not sure?
lol. just trying for some humour. :p

ya, i'm fine :)

*sees someone kiss TCG*

*goes into a fit of envious rage and nukes a few thousand peasants*

lol. just trying for some humour. :p

ya, i'm fine :)

*sees someone kiss TCG*

*goes into a fit of envious rage and nukes a few thousand peasants*
*wonders if this effect is contiguous*

*walks over to TCG and kisses her softly on the neck* hello my goddess *said in a quiet whisper she barely hears*

*she talks to his mind*
I am a Goddess Choq, i hear everything when it suits me...
*she puts her arms around his neck and nestles there*
Now that is a fine way to say good morning...

*wonders if this effect is contiguous*
OOC: contiguous? :confused:

OOC: contiguous? :confused:

*can't spell today* i messed up my name earlier *wonders how he did that*

if i do it again do more peasants die

*can't spell today* i messed up my name earlier *wonders how he did that*
No, not that, what IS it?

if i do it again do more peasants die
lol. nope. they're really only one-time events.





usually, that is... ;)

connecting or continuing effect or object


i.e. contiguous european nations do not include the UK

connecting or continuing effect or object


i.e. contiguous european nations do not include the UK
thanks :)

@ Gene
*goes to TPE and licks his cheek*
There. is that better? *eyes fluttering*

thanks :)np

@ Gene
*goes to TPE and licks his cheek*
There. is that better? *eyes fluttering*
Heh. thanks. :fluffle:

*nukes 9847359034750943250 more peasants out of pure joy*

Heh. thanks. :fluffle:

*nukes 9847359034750943250 more peasants out of pure joy*

*she gives him another lick and then runs to her tassled pillow pile and jumps, landing softly, laughing*

*sulks in corner*
*wonders if peech's offer from the other day still stands*

*she gives him another lick and then runs to her tassled pillow pile and jumps, landing softly, laughing*
thanks again :D :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

now, some business to take care of...

*grabs choq*

Hey. she's YOUR woman. i'm still waiting for mine.... :)

*sets choq down right next to TCG*

enjoy :D

thanks again :D :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

now, some business to take care of...

*grabs choq*

Hey. she's YOUR woman. i'm still waiting for mine.... :)

*sets choq down right next to TCG*

enjoy :D
*gives tpe the ermmm something special he found one day* its shiny but i dunno what it does

*sulks in corner*
*wonders if peech's offer from the other day still stands*


my offers are always good for 30 days ....after that you have to wait til i proposition you again.

my offers are always good for 30 days ....after that you have to wait til i proposition you again.
hmm so since you proposition me at least every other day.... hmmm
*grabs peech and TCG kissing them both softly and massaging their backs n necks with hands and lips alike*

thanks again :D :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

now, some business to take care of...

*grabs choq*

Hey. she's YOUR woman. i'm still waiting for mine.... :)

*sets choq down right next to TCG*

enjoy :D

Ah, Gene, you were always good to me. If you still want to, you can write my name in stars now...

*she grabs Choq and French-kisses him quite thoroughly*

*gives tpe the ermmm something special he found one day* its shiny but i dunno what it does
:cool:

thanks :)

:cool:

thanks :)
i'm not at all sure what that big red button that says 'do not push' does but hey have fun

*turns to the economy section*

Ah, Gene, you were always good to me. If you still want to, you can write my name in stars now...

*she grabs Choq and French-kisses him quite thoroughly*

*moans happily and licks her*

Ah, Gene, you were always good to me. If you still want to, you can write my name in stars now...

*she grabs Choq and French-kisses him quite thoroughly*
*takes his name in the stars, and rearranges them, and add new ones, to spell out, "Divine & Choq"

:D

*turns to the economy section*
*gives him whole case of beer* i expect a full report when your done... and the beer better be gone by then too!

*turns to the economy section*

Feeling left out, are we? Why don't you just jump in.. like this morning? *eyes fluttering*

i'm not at all sure what that big red button that says 'do not push' does but hey have fun
I see...

*gives him whole case of beer* i expect a full report when your done... and the beer better be gone by then too!
Okay headmaster Choq

*chuckles*

Headmaster

*takes his name in the stars, and rearranges them, and add new ones, to spell out, "Divine & Choq"

:D
are you hitting on me? :p

Okay headmaster Choq

*chuckles*

Headmaster
haha good one *asks peech to put that in his title*

Divine.. I like that... Mistress Divine, Chocolate Goddess of self-gratification, sin and expert voyeur... I like that!

Feeling left out, are we? Why don't you just jump in.. like this morning? *eyes fluttering*
I still have a report and a case of beer to finish.......


..... but I guess a little distraction might get my....... creative juices flowing

hmm so since you proposition me at least every other day.... hmmm
*grabs peech and TCG kissing them both softly and massaging their backs n necks with hands and lips alike*


you are so good at multi-tasking......sigh

Divine.. I like that... Mistress Divine, Chocolate Goddess of self-gratification, sin and expert voyeur... I like that!
offers to help ...gratify...her

you are so good at multi-tasking......sigh
*bites her playfully, then nibbles tcg's neck just below her ear*

*crashes onto everyone*

haha good one *asks peech to put that in his title*


how would you like it to read my dear?

are you hitting on me? :p
lol, no. i'm straight as i can be.

@TCG
don't you remember? in the very early days of the reject rebels thingy, your character's name here was Divine, remember? ;)

how would you like it to read my dear?
errm... headmaster, "rest of title"? or what ever you think is best....

lol, no. i'm straight as i can be.

pffft

pffft*makes mental note to give LP beer everyday*

pffft
:rolleyes:

lol, no. i'm straight as i can be.

@TCG
don't you remember? in the very early days of the reject rebels thingy, your character's name here was Divine, remember? ;)

No, everybody called me that and I went along... *runs to check the first Kazoo*

No, everybody called me that and I went along... *runs to check the first Kazoo*
*grabs her arm pulling her back into his lap leaning in to nibble her neck*

*makes mental note to give LP beer everyday*
Whooo!

Beer anyone? Choq is paying.

*she playfully bites LP on the neck and licks Choq on the cheeks*

*licks back*

*she playfully bites LP on the neck and licks Choq on the cheeks*
*shivers and falls on the ground*

Hey.... nice view

*shivers and falls on the ground*

Hey.... nice view
why are you looking up my kilt?

*shivers and falls on the ground*

Hey.... nice view


*falls to the ground beside LP*

yes it certainly is....... i hope she has more outfits like this one.

why are you looking up my kilt?
Well...... why not?

*admires*

Come check it out Goddess

why are you looking up my kilt?


i know i am

Well...... why not?

*admires*

Come check it out Goddess

why thank you

*falls to the ground beside LP*

yes it certainly is....... i hope she has more outfits like this one.
Are we looking at the same thing here? She?

Are we looking at the same thing here? She?
im confused too

peech what's ya email...? got something for ya to read

peech what's ya email...? got something for ya to read


peechland@hotmail


and i thought we were looking up goddess skirt since she was all kiltish today but then choq came in and im not going to miss a chance to look up his kilt

hope you and tcg enjoy.... *smiles small smile before french kissing both peech and TCG*

hope you and tcg enjoy.... *smiles small smile before french kissing both peech and TCG*
Ooooh. Bend over more. Kiss Peech more

*checks watch*

well, i'm outta here! later!

*teleports out*

Ooooh. Bend over more. Kiss Peech more
*does this while strokig her ass-less chaps and admiring tcg's perks*

*does this while strokig her ass-less chaps and admiring tcg's perks*
*sits up and gives a little lick*

*pets LP*

hope you and tcg enjoy.... *smiles small smile before french kissing both peech and TCG*


holy ...... :eek:

damn Choq......*locks office door for the remaindeR of the day*


I'll be............busy now thank you ;)

holy ...... :eek:

damn Choq......*locks office door for the remaindeR of the day*


I'll be............busy now thank you ;)
you have mail my sweet :fluffle:

*pets LP*
*pets little Choq*

holy ...... :eek:

damn Choq......*locks office door for the remaindeR of the day*


I'll be............busy now thank you ;)

after that, she proposed to me :) but didnt work out so well.... *puts up for rent sign on shirt*

*pets little Choq*
*ruffles your hair*

*ruffles your hair*
*ruffles Choq's kiwis*

*ruffles Choq's kiwis*
*molests LP*

*molests LP*
*moans*

Harder

*moans*

Harder
*lick*

*lick*
*tickle*

*tickle*
*bite*

*drools at all the boy action going on*

where is TCG! She is missing out!

*reads mail and watches LP and Choq*

damn thisis the best Monday Ive had in a loooooong time.

*plays with LP's kiwis*

*bite*
Ouch

*fist*

Ouch

*fist*
*likes*.....*walks over to peech*
*does stories t oher all day*

*likes*.....*walks over to peech*
*does stories t oher all day*


*faints*

*faints*
*wakes her up starts again*

i seem to be in a really giving mood today

*likes*.....*walks over to peech*
*does stories t oher all day*
Can you do Little Red Riding Hood?

Can you do Little Red Riding Hood?

*puts on red hoodie with hood up*
*rides LP*
like that?

*puts on red hoodie with hood up*
*rides LP*
like that?
*howls*

My Choq. You have such big........ legs

*howls*

My Choq. You have such big........ legs
its a gift ;) :fluffle:

siiigh @ little red riding hood scenario......


*dresses up like the big bad wolf*

i should devour you both

siiigh @ little red riding hood scenario......


*dresses up like the big bad wolf*

i should devour you both
*thinks*
*runs to wolf*
i hear they taste good
*licks wolf then rides it to town*

*picks up an axe*

*picks up an axe*


I know thats not for me. Is there a peasant behind me or something?

I know thats not for me. Is there a peasant behind me or something?
Well....... err...... you are the wolf in Little Red Riding Hood..... and..... well.....

Well....... err...... you are the wolf in Little Red Riding Hood..... and..... well.....


yeah but in my version, instead of eating little red riding hood..the wolf........



does other stuff.

yeah but in my version, instead of eating little red riding hood..the wolf........



does other stuff.
And what do I get to do.


*swings around the axe idly*

yeah but in my version, instead of eating little red riding hood..the wolf........



does other stuff.
*licks wolfs* mmm yummy *licks more*

And what do I get to do.


*swings around the axe idly*


just lay there like you always do.

just lay there like you always do.
Okay....

*looks around to see if there's a granny in this story*

*licks Choq back........*

wow you taste like a peach for some reason. <evil grin>

I am back from a meeting *sigh* damned work getting in the way...

I am back from a meeting *sigh* damned work getting in the way...


well flip back a few pages......sigh

I am back from a meeting *sigh* damned work getting in the way...
*cough*dressuplikeagranny*cough*

I am back from a meeting *sigh* damned work getting in the way...

*enters the room carrying a groaning and beautiful peasant girl. Slowly and carefully lays her flat in front of TCG. At his command, she lies still. He reaches for a very sharp spork and opens up her belly like a fish. His hand disappears inside and when it reappears it seems to have something in it. Jocabia places it in his mouth to clean it and when he opens his mouth a beautiful diamond ring is sitting on his tongue waiting for TCG to take it*

*cough*dressuplikeagranny*cough*


ooc: LOL.....that was just funny

*cough*dressuplikeagranny*cough*

damn! *sobs*
My office door is locked and i missed everything...
Me the granny?... well, I do have glasses, and I am wearing a long skirt... and letting myself breathe...*wicked grin*


ooc Choq, is that a new storie or the one you shared earlier? And I know, i am working on the newsletter, hold your horses...

*appears from nowhere and laughs in an evil manner for no apparent reason*

*enters the room carrying a groaning and beautiful peasant girl. Slowly and carefully lays her flat in front of TCG. At his command, she lies still. He reaches for a very sharp spork and opens up her belly like a fish. His hand disappears inside and when it reappears it seems to have something in it. Jocabia places it in his mouth to clean it and when he opens his mouth a beautiful diamond ring is sitting on his tongue waiting for TCG to take it*



damn........impressive.

*looks displeasingly at other castlemate men and wonders why they never bring her gifts like that*

*enters the room carrying a groaning and beautiful peasant girl. Slowly and carefully lays her flat in front of TCG. At his command, she lies still. He reaches for a very sharp spork and opens up her belly like a fish. His hand disappears inside and when it reappears it seems to have something in it. Jocabia places it in his mouth to clean it and when he opens his mouth a beautiful diamond ring is sitting on his tongue waiting for TCG to take it*

*she smiles sweetly, leans over and French-kisses him, playfully retrieve the ring with her tongue, biting his lower lip*
Thanks, lover. this is my first ring.

damn! *sobs*
My office door is locked and i missed everything...
Me the granny?... well, I do have glasses, and I am wearing a long skirt... and letting myself breathe...*wicked grin*


ooc Choq, is that a new storie or the one you shared earlier? And I know, i am working on the newsletter, hold your horses...
*kicks the door in*

My granny. Your have such big....... legs

*she smiles sweetly, leans over and French-kisses him, playfully retrieve the ring with her tongue, biting his lower lip*
Thanks, lover. this is my first ring.

I was hoping you would give me one sometime (not now, that would be phoney) and that you would make sure it was big enough :fluffle:

*appears from nowhere and laughs in an evil manner for no apparent reason*



here.........*hands him a noble she had tucked away for later*

kill this or something

I was hoping you would give me one sometime (not now, that would be phoney) and that you would make sure it was big enough :fluffle:

Seems i'll have to go shopping for a new Phil with batteries and a ring...*naughty laugh*

*kicks the door in*

My granny. Your have such big....... legs

Well, yes, it's to better hide my... pleasure..er.. i mean treasure

Well, yes, it's to better hide my... pleasure..er.. i mean treasure
Treasure eh?

*puts on eyepatch*

Hargh! Prepare to be looted

*prepares the cannon*

Seems i'll have to go shopping for a new Phil with batteries and a ring...*naughty laugh*

*ponders that*

*faints*

*appears to both TCG and Peech doing that story thing i do*

Treasure eh?

*puts on eyepatch*

Hargh! Prepare to be looted

*prepares the cannon*

Are you bording? Secure the cargo hold!

*appears to both TCG and Peech doing that story thing i do*

*drools*
*swoons*
*faints*
*sobs*
When can you get here?

Are you bording? Secure the cargo hold!
*goes below decks*

HAAAAARRRRRRRGH!

*ponders that*

*faints*

*removes ring from mouth, puts it on finger, then gives him the Kiss of Life*

*removes ring from mouth, puts it on finger, then gives him the Kiss of Life*

*legs begin to twitch, then other more interesting appendages* Wha... what... where am I?

OOC: If you'll excuse me. I have a meal to cook

OOC: If you'll excuse me. I have a meal to cook

dont forget to get something peachy at the
store!

*drools*
*swoons*
*faints*
*sobs*
When can you get here?

draw me a map i'll be there directly *smiles n cuddles*

*drools*
*swoons*
*faints*
*sobs*
When can you get here?


word.

draw me a map i'll be there directly *smiles n cuddles*

*reaches for her notepad and pencil and starts drawing a map*

OOC: If you'll excuse me. I have a meal to cook

ooc you got mail LP, no voice, that'll be later... *impish grin*

*pulls peech over to TCG.....stories them both again lays between them* you seem to have caught me on a very good day for you..... now if only we were a bit closer......*trails off*

peech you have me... errrr male... errmmm i mean mail... *licks tcg* you have me too