NationStates Jolt Archive

*gets down on floor at Goddess's feet and rubs face against boots*

*...and bowtie*

OOC: Im not promising anything about interruptions. I am at work...

*she tackles him and in a flurry of intoxicating cocoa powder and limbs, they both fall down on a pile of fluffy tassled pillows, where she slowly but most assuredly begins to flagellate him for his lack of proper worship.*

ooc just love the word tackle... it has such a nasty ring to it

*groans at each lashing*

*blood and sweat mix with chocolate to make potent aphrodisiac*

*eyes glaze over*

*blood and sweat mix with chocolate to make potent aphrodisiac*

*eyes glaze over*

*she retieves the mixture for future use in one of her chocolates or potions, licking the wounds closed.*

That was envigorating! I wonder if the peasants are ready to entertain?

*gasps*

If not, I can always bring up some previously disposed peasants. There are many forms of corruption. *raises fingers*

*gasps*

If not, I can always bring up some previously disposed peasants. There are many forms of corruption. *raises fingers*

At first I though *shudders* and then I thought *shudders again*... you're nasty

*grins evilly* Don't we make a lovely pair?

*goes back to babe pics to surf breasts*

*grins evilly* Don't we make a lovely pair?

*looks at him with his picture book*
you have no idea...

*looks at him with his picture book*
you have no idea...

*looks up, covering upper thigh with hand*

Huh? What was that? *smiles*

*dead peasant comes stumbling up behind Goddess and waits for her dismembering pleasure*

*looks up, covering upper thigh with hand*

Huh? What was that? *smiles*

*dead peasant comes stumbling up behind Goddess and waits for her dismembering pleasure*

what are you shy?... haven't we been over my responsabilities once this morning

*she grabs her whip from thin air and with a few flicks of the wrist, shatters knee caps, nose and... his other brain*

*pouts in corner*

Me no likes to share me Goddess.

*pouts some more, decides to stare at CG's picture, remembering the good times*

what are you shy?... haven't we been over my responsabilities once this morning

*she grabs her whip from thin air and with a few flicks of the wrist, shatters knee caps, nose and... his other brain*

*lays on ground screaming, lamenting over shattered face*

*pouts in corner*

Me no likes to share me Goddess.

*pouts some more, decides to stare at CG's picture, remembering the good times*

*turns eyes bright*
My first mortal... *entangles his waist with her whip, French-Kiis until his toes curl*

Imma ask for this bad boy to be locked in a minute....I'll make a reject #3 thread, so when you guys see it- high tail it on over there!

Imma ask for this bad boy to be locked in a minute....I'll make a reject #3 thread, so when you guys see it- high tail it on over there!
I love it when you talk dirty...... I mean American

I like high tails.

I'm tall.

Think about it.

*attempts to stand*

*slips and falls on broken knee, screams*

*splits leather pants up back* :mad:

OOC: Still no new thread?

*attempts to stand*

*slips and falls on broken knee, screams*

*splits leather pants up back* :mad:
*pets Suklaa*

Walk it off

*growls* Back off before I make your testicles rot.

*pets Suklaa*

Walk it off

*laughs wickedly*
that's right my pet... walk it off
*whipping at his heels*

I love it when you talk dirty...... I mean American


lol.....You should hear me speak "American" with my Southern accent ;)

lol.....You should hear me speak "American" with my Southern accent ;)
OOC: southern girls are so hot.

lol.....You should hear me speak "American" with my Southern accent ;)
Southernese

o_O


(And peech is hardly a girl - no offence-, but a woman)

*growls* Back off before I make your testicles rot.
At least you have legs. :rolleyes:

*farts in Suklaa's general direction*

OOC: southern girls are so hot.
ooc well, now we see where your preferences really lie...

At least you have legs. :rolleyes:

*farts in Suklaa's general direction*

Ahh but a man such as you, who needs legs? You've got all you need, the important stuff anyway...

ok guys...lock approaching.....see you in a second!