2nd-Royalty Rejects (hear the Kazoo)? - Page 3
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 03:18
You're not allowed to be seen weeping?! :(
That sucks.
*helps her wipe away the tears*
In here?!!! If you show weakness in here... you're done for!
*looks around nervously*
The Plutonian Empire
22-03-2005, 03:22
In here?!!! If you show weakness in here... you're done for!
*looks around nervously*
Damn. :(
Did someone actually say that to you?
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 03:27
Damn. :(
Did someone actually say that to you?
People around here take out their big guns, swords, laser... whatever, and then lop of pieces of you, and themselves, just for fun!
* :eek: not surprised,more like a deer in headlights*
The Plutonian Empire
22-03-2005, 03:30
People around here take out their big guns, swords, laser... whatever, and then lop of pieces of you, and themselves, just for fun!
* :eek: not surprised,more like a deer in headlights*
Oh. I see.
*Huggles Divine*
Everything will be all right soon. :)
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 03:37
Oh. I see.
*Huggles Divine*
Everything will be all right soon. :)
*eyes curious*
How do YOU know?
The Plutonian Empire
22-03-2005, 03:39
*eyes curious*
How do YOU know?
I don't. We can only hope..
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 03:49
I don't. We can only hope..
*continues to stare with her big green eyes*
You are taking my... outburst pretty calmly...
*eyes space out*
Aaaahhh, not again....Oooohhh. cool song.
*starts singing*
Hello Earth, hello Earth
With just one hand
Held up high
I can blot you out, out of sight
Peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo little Earth...
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 03:50
ooc are you, like, totally lost? :p
The Plutonian Empire
22-03-2005, 03:51
ooc are you, like, totally lost? :p
OOC: Hell yeah! :D
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 03:55
OOC: Hell yeah! :D
ooc sorry, my divinity is getting the better of me. I keep thinking I've gotta go mad at some point. How could a god stand all these humans emotions, experiences, sensations, etc.
The Plutonian Empire
22-03-2005, 03:58
ooc sorry, my divinity is getting the better of me. I keep thinking I've gotta go mad at some point. How could a god stand all these humans emotions, experiences, sensations, etc.
ooc: 'cause maybe THEY were once human too? ;)
Please don't go mad :( I like you :D :fluffle: :D
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 04:06
ooc: 'cause maybe THEY were once human too? ;)
Please don't go mad :( I like you :D :fluffle: :D
How about I just continue to sing my song? :)
Oooohhh, maybe not. In this place, I'd have to be a form of torture, and I have too much talent for that.
Or maybe it could be torture. What do you think?
*smile hopefully*
ooc the lyrics I posted were real - do you want to play a game? can you find the song and the artist?
The Plutonian Empire
22-03-2005, 04:12
How about I just continue to sing my song? :)
Oooohhh, maybe not. In this place, I'd have to be a form of torture, and I have too much talent for that.
Or maybe it could be torture. What do you think?
*smile hopefully*
ooc the lyrics I posted were real - do you want to play a game? can you find the song and the artist?
OOC: unfortunately, I never heard that song :( I only listen to video game music :D (take my national anthem for example, in my sig) EDIT: But i'd like to try that game, just for you :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :D
IC: Your song as a form of torture? *grins devilishly* :D
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 04:17
OOC: unfortunately, I never heard that song :( I only listen to video game music :D (take my national anthem for example, in my sig) EDIT: But i'd like to try that game, just for you :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :D
IC: Your song as a form of torture? *grins devilishly* :D
ooc: I'll give you either three questions, or three hints.
ic: *returns grin*
HOw about we write a symphony together? Nails on a blackboard, screetching cat...
The Plutonian Empire
22-03-2005, 04:21
ooc: I'll give you either three questions, or three hints.
ic: *returns grin*
HOw about we write a symphony together? Nails on a blackboard, screetching cat...
IC and OOC: Of course. *looks at Divine/TCG flirtingly* :D
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 04:24
IC and OOC: Of course. *looks at Divine/TCG flirtingly* :D
:D
:fluffle:
:D
The Plutonian Empire
22-03-2005, 04:29
:D
:fluffle:
:D
:fluffle: we get along :fluffle: so well! :fluffle:
We oughta rule the universe together! :D :fluffle: :p :fluffle:
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 04:35
:fluffle: we get along :fluffle: so well! :fluffle:
We oughta rule the universe together! :D :fluffle: :p :fluffle:
I think you have proposed such a thing before... I would not be... against... such a notion. :)
The Plutonian Empire
22-03-2005, 04:37
I think you have proposed such a thing before... I would not be... against... such a notion. :)
Gooooooood..... :D
:fluffle:
Let's get started :D
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 04:40
Gooooooood..... :D
:fluffle:
Let's get started :D
What does that entail, exactly?
The Plutonian Empire
22-03-2005, 04:42
What does that entail, exactly?
What do you mean?
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 04:46
What do you mean?
You said "Let's get started". If you're talking about the joint universe thing, then you have to explain how we proceed.
If you mean the symphony, then you have to suggest a horrible sound to add to my nails on blackboard, screeching cat.
If you were talking about the guessing game, then choose between hints of questions.
:)
The Plutonian Empire
22-03-2005, 04:53
You said "Let's get started". If you're talking about the joint universe thing, then you have to explain how we proceed.
If you mean the symphony, then you have to suggest a horrible sound to add to my nails on blackboard, screeching cat.
If you were talking about the guessing game, then choose between hints of questions.
:)
1. Hmm.... Unsure.
2. Add a truck horn.
3. Questions. I'm not real good at hints.
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 05:01
1. Hmm.... Unsure.
2. Add a truck horn.
3. Questions. I'm not real good at hints.
1. I guess we'll... work on it...
2. A braking car
3. What's the first?
The Plutonian Empire
22-03-2005, 05:17
1. I guess we'll... work on it...
2. A braking car
3. What's the first?
1. Let's eat chocolate first :D
2. a 747 at full throttle.
3. I"m supposed to ask questions, not recieve them? let me think....
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 05:22
1. Let's eat chocolate first :D
2. a 747 at full throttle.
3. I"m supposed to ask questions, not recieve them? let me think....
*chocolate pieces appear in a bowl*
*chomps one piece*
2. my neighbour's kid in the middle of a temper tantrum
3. :rolleyes: yes
*chomps another piece*
The Plutonian Empire
22-03-2005, 05:35
*chocolate pieces appear in a bowl*
*chomps one piece*
2. my neighbour's kid in the middle of a temper tantrum
3. :rolleyes: yes
*chomps another piece*
1. *Chomps on a piece*
2. My cat
3. OOC: Do i provide the lyrics for you to sing, or the title/artist? (sorry, i've never really played this game before)
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 05:41
1. *Chomps on a piece*
2. My cat
3. OOC: Do i provide the lyrics for you to sing, or the title/artist? (sorry, i've never really played this game before)
*another piece*
2. dibbs on the cat. I think that "screeching cat" even if misspelled still counts.
3. I can always sing them, but that would be a waste since you won't hear... title and artist
The Plutonian Empire
22-03-2005, 05:51
*another piece*
2. dibbs on the cat. I think that "screeching cat" even if misspelled still counts.
3. I can always sing them, but that would be a waste since you won't hear... title and artist
2. Right. Ah. A lightning storm.
3. A waste?
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 05:54
2. Right. Ah. A lightning storm.
3. A waste?
I'm thirsty.
1. choc piece
2. Jamie Lee Curtis screams from Halloween movie
3. I've got chops, you have no idea...
The Plutonian Empire
22-03-2005, 05:59
I'm thirsty.
1. choc piece
2. Jamie Lee Curtis screams from Halloween movie
3. I've got chops, you have no idea...
how about some milk?
1. another piece.
2. micheal jackson. now THAT'S torture! :D
3. Oooooookaayyyy..... Lets start. "she will be loved" by maroon 5. (OOC: lemme know if I screw up on this game, okay? :) )
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 06:02
how about some milk?
1. another piece.
2. micheal jackson. now THAT'S torture! :D
3. Oooooookaayyyy..... Lets start. "she will be loved" by maroon 5. (OOC: lemme know if I screw up on this game, okay? :) )
*nods*
Mmmmm Milk
1. plays with her piece
2. the las bunch of Idol Misfits (can't stand those shows)
3. I thought you'd want to ask questions to acquire responses or hints to guess who it is... like charade. Start again.
The Plutonian Empire
22-03-2005, 06:09
*nods*
Mmmmm Milk
1. plays with her piece
2. the las bunch of Idol Misfits (can't stand those shows)
3. I thought you'd want to ask questions to acquire responses or hints to guess who it is... like charade. Start again.
*gives her milk*
2. a 98 year old streaker, male
3. Ahhh, that sounds good. Hmm.... (OOC: Ehh.... nevermind. I don't know any lyrics to hard-to-guess titles/artists... sorry... :( )
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 06:21
*gives her milk*
2. a 98 year old streaker, male
3. Ahhh, that sounds good. Hmm.... (OOC: Ehh.... nevermind. I don't know any lyrics to hard-to-guess titles/artists... sorry... :( )
*drinks*
2. does he make a sound when he streaks? Or do we include him for the horror factor?
3. Ok, then... She's British and she has a new album coming out this year. i'll even give another hint because it could be difficult: The Hounds of Love. And that all you get. If you think it'll help i'll even give you all the lyrics :)
The Plutonian Empire
22-03-2005, 06:23
*drinks*
2. does he make a sound when he streaks? Or do we include him for the horror factor?
3. Ok, then... She's British and she has a new album coming out this year. i'll even give another hint because it could be difficult: The Hounds of Love. And that all you get. If you think it'll help i'll even give you all the lyrics :)
2. let's try both :D
3. Madonna?
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 06:26
2. let's try both :D
3. Madonna?
2. a car crash (ooc i'm beginning to see a pattern here)
3. lol she wasn't born there. Maybe this is hopeless - you know, the greate age divide... ;)
The Plutonian Empire
22-03-2005, 06:31
2. a car crash (ooc i'm beginning to see a pattern here)
3. lol she wasn't born there. Maybe this is hopeless - you know, the greate age divide... ;)
2. A blizzard. (OOC: like what)
3. Hmm.... I think it's celine dion or something... or shania twain... Hmm... Nope. don't know any british singers..
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 06:47
2. A blizzard. (OOC: like what)
3. Hmm.... I think it's celine dion or something... or shania twain... Hmm... Nope. don't know any british singers..
ooc hey where's my post?
2. I find the sound of a blizzard soothing. Not that I want to be stuck in one. (ooc I keep mention noises associated with cars as terrifying)
3. :eek: THAT music does NOT approach my collection!!! Fine - look it up if you have a chance - Kate Bush, the song is "Hello Earth" from "The Hounds of Love" album
The Plutonian Empire
22-03-2005, 06:49
ooc hey where's my post?
2. I find the sound of a blizzard soothing. Not that I want to be stuck in one. (ooc I keep mention noises associated with cars as terrifying)
3. :eek: THAT music does NOT approach my collection!!! Fine - look it up if you have a chance - Kate Bush, the song is "Hello Earth" from "The Hounds of Love" album
OOC: huh?
2. "Stuck in one"... we'll add that to the torture--it taking place in a blizzard ;)
3. Whoops. My apologies...
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 06:50
ooc It's almost 1:00 AM and the bed beckons, for the night will be but a short interlude before work... *blows kiss* ;)
Keruvalia
22-03-2005, 06:51
I just realized that I should be doing more sexual manipulations ...
Nah ...
The Plutonian Empire
22-03-2005, 06:51
OOC: Okay, g'night :)
Occidio Multus
22-03-2005, 09:24
I just realized that I should be doing more sexual manipulations ...
Nah ...
oh yes you should be
The Plutonian Empire
22-03-2005, 10:21
oh yes you should be
Well, if the mods crack down on that too, then my forum can be a place of refuge (hint hint ;) ) :D
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
22-03-2005, 12:11
*walks in*
hi. i frighten pornography and watch small children. and a combination of the afore mentioned things. also, i like to smoke in non smoking zones, park in handicapped spaces, and go on brutal killing rampages only to blame it on a friend or family member. in addition to that, i collect the skulls of large but cute animals so i can use them as bowls and cups. one more thing, a little known fact - i was actually the writer of "plan 9 from outer space"
*hangs head in shame* ...im not evil enough... i'll go now.
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 12:19
*walks in*
hi. i frighten pornography and watch small children. and a combination of the afore mentioned things. also, i like to smoke in non smoking zones, park in handicapped spaces, and go on brutal killing rampages only to blame it on a friend or family member. in addition to that, i collect the skulls of large but cute animals so i can use them as bowls and cups. one more thing, a little known fact - i was actually the writer of "plan 9 from outer space"
*hangs head in shame* ...im not evil enough... i'll go now.
Evil enough to become my bitch
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
22-03-2005, 12:22
Evil enough to become my bitch
aww, you have me at "enough"
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 12:23
aww, you have me at "enough"
...sir.
I'll have you alright. But first: tea!
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
22-03-2005, 12:24
I'll have you alright. But first: tea!
how deliciously evil. i like it here.
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 12:25
how deliciously evil. i like it here.
No one asked you anything.
TEA!
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
22-03-2005, 12:29
No one asked you anything.
TEA!
im sorry master, you may beat me now.
...well i wont beg.
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 12:37
im sorry master, you may beat me now.
...well i wont beg.
*beats the bitch in the nipples*
now. tea!
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
22-03-2005, 12:38
*beats the bitch in the nipples*
now. tea!
what? tea from my nipples?
*makes nipple tea for two*
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 12:44
what? tea from my nipples?
*makes nipple tea for two*
Aaah. Excellent.
You may drink tea as well. Your nipple tea is quite good
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
22-03-2005, 12:48
Aaah. Excellent.
You may drink tea as well. Your nipple tea is quite good
oh yeah, i forgot to mention.. probably nothing.. but my right nipple produces cyanide tea.
luckly, you can drink the coffee from my left nipple, which contains the antidote... it'll cost you something important... your arms
then i can spin you around on your back, and there isnt anything you could do about it.
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 12:51
oh yeah, i forgot to mention.. probably nothing.. but my right nipple produces cyanide tea.
luckly, you can drink the coffee from my left nipple, which contains the antidote... it'll cost you something important... your arms
then i can spin you around on your back, and there isnt anything you could do about it.
*bites off the left nipple and makes coffee*
Tricks like that will cost you if you do it again
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
22-03-2005, 12:55
*bites off the left nipple and makes coffee*
Tricks like that will cost you if you do it again
ha! you forgot my magical nipple-ring, which makes it all work in addition to increasing my dashing good looks. i've hidden it somewere on me, and i demand your arms.
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 12:58
ha! you forgot my magical nipple-ring, which makes it all work in addition to increasing my dashing good looks. i've hidden it somewere on me, and i demand your arms.
Silence bitch. You will not demand anything of me. You beg.
If you want my arms then turn around and bend over. I'll give you my arms
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
22-03-2005, 13:00
Silence bitch. You will not demand anything of me. You beg.
If you want my arms then turn around and bend over. I'll give you my arms
actually, i ate it, so wait a bit and you can find it there. or go ahead and check up there, who knows what you'll find.
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 13:06
actually, i ate it, so wait a bit and you can find it there. or go ahead and check up there, who knows what you'll find.
*inserts one arm*
*feels around*
*inserts the other too*
*crawls in*
Bitch. Hand me a flashlight!
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
22-03-2005, 13:07
*inserts one arm*
*feels around*
*inserts the other too*
*crawls in*
Bitch. Hand me a flashlight!
*eats a flashlight*
give it a minute. this reminds me of another evil thing i did - have you ever seen goatse? yep, that was me.
oh, and if you happen to find the lindburg baby down there, i didnt do it. but i need it back.
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 13:10
*eats a flashlight*
give it a minute. this reminds me of another evil thing i did - have you ever seen goatse? yep, that was me.
*muffled*
I DID slide in easily....
*feels around*
Ah. Here it is.
*a red circle appears on Adrian's belly*
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
22-03-2005, 13:16
*muffled*
I DID slide in easily....
*feels around*
Ah. Here it is.
*a red circle appears on Adrian's belly*
hey, here's my nipple ring. it was on my dresser the whole time. i'll be damned.
ah well, make yourself at home, i think theres a futon down (or up, in your case) there somewere. that and lots of tea and coffee. im going to bed for the time being
(no seriously, i gotta work tomorrow. later, and fun having you crawl around in my intestine.)
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 13:18
hey, here's my nipple ring. it was on my dresser the whole time. i'll be damned.
ah well, make yourself at home, i think theres a futon down (or up, in your case) there somewere. that and lots of tea and coffee. im going to bed for the time being
(no seriously, i gotta work tomorrow. later, and fun having you crawl around in my intestine.)
It's okay. You can sleep. Lots of fun things to do in here.
*licks the pancreas*
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
22-03-2005, 13:20
It's okay. You can sleep. Lots of fun things to do in here.
*licks the pancreas*
*accidently goes bm*
ok, now im going to sleep
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 13:21
bm?
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
22-03-2005, 13:21
bm?
bowel movement
dont ask why my pancreas does that, i dont know.
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 13:28
bowel movement
dont ask why my pancreas does that, i dont know.
Bad bitch!
*grabs on to the bileblatter*
The Tribes Of Longton
22-03-2005, 21:15
Oh, my GOD! Legless Pirates is actually offline??
Nah, it's not really happening [/denial]
Shut up you arse, I hate you for suggesting this! [/anger]
Come on God, you can bring him back online... [/pleading]
Oh no, what if he never comes online again. I'd kill myself [/depression]
Legless pirates is currently not online, although I'm sure he'll be on again soon. [/acceptance]
Heh. I just went through the five stages of grief in 30 seconds. Now I was TCG to stop lookin' and come knockin' :p
HadesRulesMuch
22-03-2005, 21:17
*Pokes Longton with blunt instrument*
Peechland
22-03-2005, 21:21
*rides up on her black stallion*
sorry guys, I've been away on a battle. SLaughtered most of the enemies in our neck of the woods. Can someone help me unload all these scrotums?
*french kisses everyone*
I heard we our thread got MODified......ah well.
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 21:21
Oh, my GOD! Legless Pirates is actually offline??
...
Heh. I just went through the five stages of grief in 30 seconds. Now I was TCG to stop lookin' and come knockin' :p
Are you calling me or something?
The Tribes Of Longton
22-03-2005, 21:25
Are you calling me or something?
Possibly, possibly...
...I just want attention really. :p
*rides up on her black stallion*
sorry guys, I've been away on a battle. SLaughtered most of the enemies in our neck of the woods. Can someone help me unload all these scrotums?
*french kisses everyone*
I heard we our thread got MODified......ah well.
We did? So THAT'S why I lost over 400 posts...
*helps unload scrotums* Heavy load you got here peech - what did you do, castrate an empire?
*Pokes Longton with blunt instrument*
Stop that.
*pokes with pointy stick*
Peechland
22-03-2005, 21:27
well since we cant talk about flag poles and cheese whiz anymore, i figured id go out and slay a bunch of people.
sorry i missed watching "movies" with you again hades.....
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 21:27
*rides up on her black stallion*
sorry guys, I've been away on a battle. SLaughtered most of the enemies in our neck of the woods. Can someone help me unload all these scrotums?
*french kisses everyone*
I heard we our thread got MODified......ah well.
*about being kissed*
Thanks, that was nicely done ;)
Peechland
22-03-2005, 21:28
*about being kissed*
Thanks, that was nicely done ;)
nothing like the taste of chocolate on ones lips after finishing up a killing spree
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 21:29
nothing like the taste of chocolate on ones lips after finishing up a killing spree
Too bad the secret sauce has disappeared...
Monotonous
22-03-2005, 21:31
Did you say.... Killing Spree? *drops cards, pics up flamethrower*
Peechland
22-03-2005, 21:33
Too bad the secret sauce has disappeared...
indeed :rolleyes:
The Tribes Of Longton
22-03-2005, 21:39
Did you say.... Killing Spree? *drops cards, pics up flamethrower*
*picks up cards*
I bet I can kill more with these than you can with your flamethrower...
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 21:39
Possibly, possibly...
...I just want attention really. :p ...
Well?
I can't BELIEVE I even responded to such a weak appeal?
Peechland
22-03-2005, 21:40
*picks up cards*
I bet I can kill more with these than you can with your flamethrower...
Ive seen Tribes in action.....he can kill more with those I bet!
The Tribes Of Longton
22-03-2005, 21:41
Well?
I can't BELIEVE I even responded to such a weak appeal?
I'm busy preparing for my killing spree right now, so you'll just have to wait
*realises he's pissing off a Goddess*
*goes ahead anyway* :p
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 21:41
*picks up cards*
I bet I can kill more with these than you can with your flamethrower...
What are those? Cards of head lopping +10?
HadesRulesMuch
22-03-2005, 21:43
well since we cant talk about flag poles and cheese whiz anymore, i figured id go out and slay a bunch of people.
sorry i missed watching "movies" with you again hades.....
Hell, thats OK, I just went and grabbed the nearest peasant corpse and watched the movie with it. We'll watch "Cabin Fever" together some other time.
Peechland
22-03-2005, 21:46
Hell, thats OK, I just went and grabbed the nearest peasant corpse and watched the movie with it. We'll watch "Cabin Fever" together some other time.
we will make up for lost time for sure. *curses peasant corpse*
Monotonous
22-03-2005, 21:52
Challenge accepted, Longton! *burns cards, lobs napalm grenades*
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 21:55
*changes her attire to leather and whips, with a holster on her thigh*
For once, I'll dress for the occasion...
*finds chair and sits to watch Tribes and Monotonous*
The Tribes Of Longton
22-03-2005, 21:56
Challenge accepted, Longton! *burns cards, lobs napalm grenades*
*gently catches grenades, quickly lobs back*
Napalm works soo much better as a gel. And I'm pissed about those cards.
*produces deck of cards from behind monotonous' ear*
*slays multiple peasants*
Monotonous
22-03-2005, 21:59
*napalms peasant village* HAHAHAHA! Burn, my pretties! Burn! *burns cards again*
Peechland
22-03-2005, 22:01
*kills 3 peasants with a Royal Flush*
I too am a master at the art of card weaponry!
The Tribes Of Longton
22-03-2005, 22:02
*napalms peasant village* HAHAHAHA! Burn, my pretties! Burn! *burns cards again*
*produces a third pack of cards - this pack with a picture of a possessed kitten on the back of each card*
Look at this then:
*throws card into the ground, causing slight ripple*
*ripple grows into a concrete-tearing wave of solid Earth - flattens small town*
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 22:03
*seeing the mangled bodies, TCG gets up and approaches to retrieve their fluids*
The Tribes Of Longton
22-03-2005, 22:03
*kills 3 peasants with a Royal Flush*
I too am a master at the art of card weaponry!
Pah. I do not use poker. For 21 is the evillest game known to man...
*produces the ace of spades and king of hearts*
*slays peasants with them*
Peechland
22-03-2005, 22:04
*kills innocent farmer with a deck of Old Maids*
ha! this will have to do while my saber is in the shop!
The Tribes Of Longton
22-03-2005, 22:06
*kills innocent farmer with a deck of Old Maids*
ha! this will have to do while my saber is in the shop!
Ooh, you're good. Wanna bake some cookies with my mom? She's very nice :D
*produces 4 of a kind plus joker*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Monotonous
22-03-2005, 22:07
*stares in astonishment* *casts an insanely overpowered fireball, and razes three peasant villages* *burps* Yay for arcane fiery pow0rz!
Peechland
22-03-2005, 22:08
Ooh, you're good. Wanna bake some cookies with my mom? She's very nice :D
*produces 4 of a kind plus joker*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I sure do Tribes ;) ...can we also have some cheese whiz and crackers later? [def modified]
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 22:11
*looks carefully at a man's pair of eyebrows*
Come here, my purtties.
*cuts them off*
The Tribes Of Longton
22-03-2005, 22:12
*stares in astonishment* *casts an insanely overpowered fireball, and razes three peasant villages* *burps* Yay for arcane fiery pow0rz!
*resists urge to just say 'gambit powers*
Watch this:
*tribes takes out an odd looking deck. It looks too thin yet too heavy. This is because the cards are made from a tungsten/titanium alloy. Tribes picks a card (the jack of clubs) and throws it a a nearby shack. The card penetrates the shack and stays boomerangs back round into tribes' hand. The shack wobbles slightly, then implodes, causing a slight overpressure which forces a cloud of splinters which massacres the surrounding family like a warped line of human pin cushions*
Wanna try that with a few more?
Peechland
22-03-2005, 22:14
*looks around for more cards*
all i have is this lousey Hallmark!
*looks for a corpse bone to sharpen*
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 22:16
*looks around for more cards*
all i have is this lousey Hallmark!
*looks for a corpse bone to sharpen*
*gets closer to Peeches*
Take these.
*Hands over a deck of warm, iridescent cards*
;)
Monotonous
22-03-2005, 22:17
Meh. *shrugs*
*waves hand at nearby peasant shack* * a small beam of light appears, and slowly increases in size. Monotonous waves his hand again, and the shack explodes with a massive fireball* *jumps up and down* Yay! Fear my wrath, peasant scum!
HadesRulesMuch
22-03-2005, 22:17
*Pulls out an ancient deck of rune stones. Hums quietly and softly for an indeterminate length of time, then suddenly throws all of the rune stones under everyone else's feet, causing them to slip and fall*
*Inflicts 50 villages with shrinkage*
Peechland
22-03-2005, 22:18
*gets closer to Peeches*
Take these.
*Hands over a deck of warm, iridescent cards*
;)
We could always whip up a concoction of Peaches and chocolate to poison them with. ;)
Random Thieves
22-03-2005, 22:19
*climbs out of a peasant's rectum, chewing on the appendix*
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 22:19
We could always whip up a concoction of Peaches and chocolate to poison them with. ;)
And these fluids I just harvested...
*wicked laugh*
The Tribes Of Longton
22-03-2005, 22:20
Meh. *shrugs*
*waves hand at nearby peasant shack* * a small beam of light appears, and slowly increases in size. Monotonous waves his hand again, and the shack explodes with a massive fireball* *jumps up and down* Yay! Fear my wrath, peasant scum!
No-one told me I was against sodding Tetsuo! [/Akira]
*Pulls out an ancient deck of rune stones. Hums quietly and softly for an indeterminate length of time, then suddenly throws all of the rune stones under everyone else's feet, causing them to slip and fall*
*Inflicts 50 villages with shrinkage*
*squishes tiny people*
Aww, your way is no fun!
*cuts of donkey at the knee-caps with 7 of diamonds*
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 22:22
*slays peasants*
Peechland
22-03-2005, 22:22
I'm going to the adult book store to buy some snacks...be back later.
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 22:23
*goes to her little alchemy table and hums*
The Tribes Of Longton
22-03-2005, 22:23
*slays peasants*
Morning.
Oh, no - wait; Evening.
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 22:24
Morning.
Oh, no - wait; Evening.
Evening....night. :fluffle:
Peechland
22-03-2005, 22:24
*slays peasants*
of course you show up as soon as I'm leaving......sigh. Sharpen my saber for me while I'm gone.
Monotonous
22-03-2005, 22:25
*laughs evilly* *smites some more villagers* *burns LP*
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 22:26
With pleasure
*sharpens Peeches blade on Monotonuous' eyeball*
Monotonous
22-03-2005, 22:35
That won't help it. Do it like this! *slices LP's arms off* Yay! Return of Torso Pirate!
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 22:39
That won't help it. Do it like this! *slices LP's arms off* Yay! Return of Torso Pirate!
*bites Monotonuous' leg off*
Let's see how you like it.
*bites the other leg off*
The Tribes Of Longton
22-03-2005, 22:41
*bites Monotonuous' leg off*
Let's see how you like it.
*bites the other leg off*
Ooh, legless pirates and legless monotonous - now you both have an advantage in a bar fight :D
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 22:42
*uses duct tape to reattach his arms*
:upyours: :D
YAY! It works!
Monotonous
22-03-2005, 22:43
Ooh, legless pirates and legless monotonous - now you both have an advantage in a bar fight :D
*quickly buys bionic legs* Yarr! *uses an insanely overpowered fireball on Legless (and not armless anymore) Pirates*
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 22:45
*quickly buys bionic legs* Yarr! *uses an insanely overpowered fireball on Legless (and now armless) Pirates*
Get off me!
*nipple twists Monotonuos*
Monotonous
22-03-2005, 22:47
Get off me!
*nipple twists Monotonuos*
*grimaces* *flamethrowers LP*
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 22:50
*grimaces* *flamethrowers LP*
*rolls on the floor*
*a large bear appears and stomps out the fire*
Only YOU can prevent forest fires
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 22:51
*attention drawn by the fight*
Who's winning? Should we take bets, or something?
Monotonous
22-03-2005, 22:53
*rolls on the floor*
*a large bear appears and stomps out the fire*
Only YOU can prevent forest fires
Oh no! My arch nemisis, Smokey!
*launches nation's entire stockpile of nukes at Smokey*
*runs to the RR's secret nuclear bunker* *pronounces it new-clear*
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 22:54
*feasts on the remains of Smokey*
Yum yum..... Anyone else want some?
Monotonous
22-03-2005, 22:56
*attention drawn by the fight*
Who's winning? Should we take bets, or something?
Bet on me! TTol already stopped fighting me! *prepares for onslaught*
*also, munches nuclear fried Smokey*
It's nuke-licious!
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 22:57
*feasts on the remains of Smokey*
Yum yum..... Anyone else want some?
Pass it over...err... sorry
*leaves her chemistry set to join LP*
*take bite*
Not bad...
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 22:57
*And all was unwell in the queendom of the Royal Rejects......*
Monotonous
22-03-2005, 22:59
*And all was unwell in the queendom of the Royal Rejects......*
But only because the nuke-fried bear caused massive internal damage. It tasted brilliant, though!
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 23:01
*burps*
Not bad indeed. We should nuke more politically correct animals.
I vote Barney
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 23:02
*burps*
Not bad indeed. We should nuke more politically correct animals.
I vote Barney
*vicious grin*
I second that
*goes back to chemistry set*
Monotonous
22-03-2005, 23:04
Uh, I ran out of nukes. I'll go get some...
(Yes, I'm leaving for now. I happen to need food.)
The Tribes Of Longton
22-03-2005, 23:04
Bet on me! TTol already stopped fighting me! *prepares for onslaught*
*also, munches nuclear fried Smokey*
It's nuke-licious!
*ttol gets pissed*
*puts on mighty punching glove of deat and dismemberment*
I have you now, you fire hurling half-wit!
*lunges*
EDIT: *re-reads*
Oh. You're not fighting. Can I have some bear?
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 23:06
*ttol gets pissed*
*puts on mighty punching glove of deat and dismemberment*
I have you now, you fire hurling half-wit!
*lunges*
EDIT: *re-reads*
Oh. You're not fighting. Can I have some bear?
There still are some spare ribs :D
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 23:07
Well, off to a star to infuse this conconctions.
ooc see ya in a bit
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 23:08
Well, off to a star to infuse this conconctions.
ooc see ya in a bit
:fluffle: Have fun
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 23:28
*roams the lands alone*
The Tribes Of Longton
22-03-2005, 23:28
*roams the lands alone*
*throws ball of mud from behind a pillar*
*stays hidden*
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 23:29
*throws ball of mud from behind a pillar*
*stays hidden*
*lines up a bunch of peasants*
Who did this?
"The dude behind the pillar"
LIES!
*slays them all*
The Tribes Of Longton
22-03-2005, 23:34
*lines up a bunch of peasants*
Who did this?
"The dude behind the pillar"
LIES!
*slays them all*
*throws a ball of dead peasants*
*stays hidden*
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 23:36
*throws a ball of dead peasants*
*stays hidden*
*lines up another bunch*
Who threw that at me?
"The dude...."
LIES!
*slays them all*
The Tribes Of Longton
22-03-2005, 23:38
*lines up another bunch*
Who threw that at me?
"The dude...."
LIES!
*slays them all*
*shouts* Legless pirates smells of peasant!
*stays hidden, although has to move to avoid detection*
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 23:43
*shouts* Legless pirates smells of peasant!
*stays hidden, although has to move to avoid detection*
Okay..... That does it.
*bathes*
The Tribes Of Longton
22-03-2005, 23:45
*bathes*
*shouts*Legless Pirates smells of bath..no...clea...no..soa...no...
Er....
Legless Pirates is a legless pirate! Avast!
*stays simple*
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 23:48
*shouts*Legless Pirates smells of bath..no...clea...no..soa...no...
Er....
Legless Pirates is a legless pirate! Avast!
*stays simple*
*with his clean ears he can pinpoint where the shouts came from*
Tribes, you scoundrel you. All those peasants died for nothing?
The Tribes Of Longton
22-03-2005, 23:49
*with his clean ears he can pinpoint where the shouts came from*
Tribes, you scoundrel you. All those peasants died for nothing?
*looks confused*
Well I had a laugh...
¬_¬
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 23:51
*looks confused*
Well I had a laugh...
¬_¬
Don't be depressed. Look at it from the bright side.
There now are several widows in need of comforting :)
The Chocolate Goddess
22-03-2005, 23:52
*comes into main hall, leather suit still smoking*
*cough*
Damn that place is hot!
*cough*
The Tribes Of Longton
22-03-2005, 23:54
Don't be depressed. Look at it from the bright side.
There now are several widows in need of comforting :)
*eyebrows come off world tour, back to reunite the old band*
*tribes and eyebrows look happy i.e. the eyebrows waggle (now in 3D) and I break-dance*
*break dances, whilst eyebrows waggle at the side*
^_^ -_- ^_^
The Tribes Of Longton
22-03-2005, 23:58
*comes into main hall, leather suit still smoking*
*cough*
Damn that place is hot!
*cough*
Hey there, Goddess!
Someone put that fire out!
*innuendo runs rife*
The Chocolate Goddess
23-03-2005, 00:01
Hey there, Goddess!
Someone put that fire out!
*innuendo runs rife*
Maybe it's all the waiting I've been doing to get the attention i granted you in the first place. Ouf! that's quite a mouthful - in so many ways ;)
The Plutonian Empire
23-03-2005, 02:10
*A small, very bright fireball streaks across the sky, landing just meters away*
<BOOM!>
*TPE uncurls, clothes still smoldering from atmoshperic entry*
Greetings, all! :D
Monotonous
23-03-2005, 21:02
*greets*
The Chocolate Goddess
23-03-2005, 21:30
*After much toil, TToL finally put the fires out. Sitting in front of her alchemist table, she puts on the finishes touches to her latest concoctions*
*evil grin*
Monotonous
23-03-2005, 21:33
I almost wet myself laughing. (http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=my-stify.jpg&category=Instructions&date=2002-10-15)
The Chocolate Goddess
23-03-2005, 21:35
I almost wet myself laughing. (http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=my-stify.jpg&category=Instructions&date=2002-10-15)
LOL
Legless Peeches
23-03-2005, 21:39
*sprays various fires with water gun*
why is there always a fire going on in the castle?
*sprays various fires with water gun*
why is there always a fire going on in the castle?
*peers into his trousers*
Well, SOMETHINGS burnin'....
Legless Peeches
23-03-2005, 21:42
as Elvis would say......thats cause youre a "Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love"
Monotonous
23-03-2005, 21:43
Oh no! My cakes... *rushes to oven*
NOT BURNT ENOUGH! *stuffs 3 tons of napalm into the oven, runs, then detonates* Uber crispy, my favourite!
The Chocolate Goddess
23-03-2005, 21:47
*peers into his trousers*
Well, SOMETHINGS burnin'....
*turns to see what all the commotion is about*
Yes, sweet thing... me
*turns to see what all the commotion is about*
Yes, sweet thing... me
*shivers*
*curses the Internet for bringing Goddesses so close, and yet so far*
*downloads her pic, grabs bag of Hershey Kisses, runs to bathroom*
The Chocolate Goddess
23-03-2005, 22:52
*shivers*
*curses the Internet for bringing Goddesses so close, and yet so far*
*downloads her pic, grabs bag of Hershey Kisses, runs to bathroom*
*knocks on the door*
*laughing wickedly* Need some help?
ooc back in 40 minutes - going home!
The Plutonian Empire
24-03-2005, 00:47
Greetings, all!
The Chocolate Goddess
24-03-2005, 00:48
Greetings, all!
*come back into the main room* Oh hello Gene. How's everything? Have you been home lately?
The Plutonian Empire
24-03-2005, 00:57
*come back into the main room* Oh hello Gene. How's everything? Have you been home lately?
Well, I slept on pluto, but I went home when I woke up, so yeah, I've been home.
The Tribes Of Longton
24-03-2005, 21:12
*wanders in*
*sees TPEs latest 'landing zone' burning crater in hall rug and stone floor*
Tch. I don't see why he can't use the designated bio-meteorite landing zone like all the others...
*sweeps. sexily*
Peechland
24-03-2005, 21:15
*watches Tribes sweeping sexily*
Nice broom you have there.
The Chocolate Goddess
24-03-2005, 21:19
*hearing Peaches voice, she furiously snatches up the poisons she's working on for days, and goes to the main hall*
The Tribes Of Longton
24-03-2005, 21:20
*watches Tribes sweeping sexily*
Nice broom you have there.
^_^
Stop that. Last time brooms or flagpoles were mentioned, I got 400 posts docked.
*sweeps more sexily to keep Peech interested*
So...*broom dances ;) * Who are all these random nation-combos that keep appearing e.g. Legless Peeches and Not Legless Pirates?
*does a small twirl, loses shirt*
The Chocolate Goddess
24-03-2005, 21:25
^_^
Stop that. Last time brooms or flagpoles were mentioned, I got 400 posts docked.
*sweeps more sexily to keep Peech interested*
So...*broom dances ;) * Who are all these random nation-combos that keep appearing e.g. Legless Peeches and Not Legless Pirates?
*does a small twirl, loses shirt*
Well this should be interesting
*she decides to lounge on a pile of tassled pillows*
Peechland
24-03-2005, 21:25
*hearing Peaches voice, she furiously snatches up the poisons she's working on for days, and goes to the main hall*
*hugs and kisses CG and carves a small peach on her shoulder as a sign of affection*
I didnt mean anything sexual when I said nice broom.....if a mod thinks I did-then they are just lookign for something to bitch about...I saw them say no cybering-which we WERENT......but we can still joke about in here.
*tosses some dirt on the floor so Tribes will sweep closer*
The Tribes Of Longton
24-03-2005, 21:27
*hugs and kisses CG and carves a small peach on her shoulder as a sign of affection*
I didnt mean anything sexual when I said nice broom.....if a mod thinks I did-then they are just lookign for something to bitch about...I saw them say no cybering-which we WERENT......but we can still joke about in here.
*tosses some dirt on the floor so Tribes will sweep closer*
*sweeps closer*
Hey look, there's a pound coin in that dirt!
*faces away from girls, bends over. In tight jeans*
Ooh, I can't quite reach it...
...
There we go!
Peechland
24-03-2005, 21:30
well i saw LP and his not legless p name , so i was feeling silly and made a legless peech name. i should make a knock off of all my fav NSers....
Tribes Of Peeches
Drunk Peeches or Peech Commies
Grave n peeches
Lascivious Peech
Peechers(for Planners)
god the list goes on and on and on
Peeches rules much
Chocolate Peeches
more to come
well i saw LP and his not legless p name , so i was feeling silly and made a legless peech name. i should make a knock off of all my fav NSers....
Tribes Of Peeches
Drunk Peeches or Peech Commies
Grave n peeches
Lascivious Peech
Peechers(for Planners)
god the list goes on and on and on
Peeches rules much
Chocolate Peeches
more to come
*sniffs*
Howzabout the "Gawdly Peeches"...?
*feels rejected & dejected*
Awwww...the hell with it.
*feels himself. Repeatedly*
Monotonous
24-03-2005, 21:34
Not me? :D
The Tribes Of Longton
24-03-2005, 21:35
Lunatic Pirates
The Chocolate Pirates
Legless and Idle (classic!)
Vittos Multus
Occidio Ordination
Vittos Maximus
The Plutonium Peeches
Pure TinkArisen
Ro-notomous :D
More to follow...
Peechland
24-03-2005, 21:37
*sniffs*
Howzabout the "Gawdly Peeches"...?
*feels rejected & dejected*
Awwww...the hell with it.
*feels himself. Repeatedly*
Oh I like Gawdly Peeches!
Gawdly Peeches
Fairy Peeches
Peechitation
Sanctapeech
Peichen
i cant think of one for poppy....
more to come....
Oh I like Gawdly Peeches!
Gawdly Peeches
Fairy Peeches
Peechitation
Sanctapeech
Peichen
i cant think of one for poppy....
more to come....
Yes, my Gawdly Peeches are firm, round and juicy...uh-oh.
*looks at flagpole, feels a sense of dread*
The Tribes Of Longton
24-03-2005, 21:39
Yes, my Gawdly Peeches are firm, round and juicy...uh-oh.
*looks at flagpole, feels a sense of dread*
*gets axe*
We'll have no wood in this here thread!
*bears down on Gawdly*
Lose it or...lose it.....
...um...
...in a very painful way as opposed to a sort of neutral way!!!!!!!!! :confused: !!!
Monotonous
24-03-2005, 21:40
Lunatic Pirates
The Chocolate Pirates
Legless and Idle (classic!)
Vittos Multus
Occidio Ordination
Vittos Maximus
The Plutonium Peeches
Pure TinkArisen
Ro-notomous :D
More to follow...
Ro? Who?
Peechland
24-03-2005, 21:40
we cant talk about flagpoles anymore Gawdly. we can only speak of violence and corpses. we got modified
The Chocolate Goddess
24-03-2005, 21:41
*hugs and kisses CG and carves a small peach on her shoulder as a sign of affection*
I didnt mean anything sexual when I said nice broom.....if a mod thinks I did-then they are just lookign for something to bitch about...I saw them say no cybering-which we WERENT......but we can still joke about in here.
*tosses some dirt on the floor so Tribes will sweep closer*
*hugs and kisses Peaches back*
I've got something for you...
ooc sorry, busy elsewhere, but i'm here now
The Tribes Of Longton
24-03-2005, 21:42
Ro? Who?
...it's half of Ro-Ro...
...not in this thread, but she's cool....
..and it worked, so..um, shut up. Yeah, that told him!
Peechland
24-03-2005, 21:42
*cant wait to get what CG has for her*
I wish Hades was here so we could watch a "movie" together.
*slays peasants in frustration*
HadesRulesMuch
24-03-2005, 21:44
well i saw LP and his not legless p name , so i was feeling silly and made a legless peech name. i should make a knock off of all my fav NSers....
Tribes Of Peeches
Drunk Peeches or Peech Commies
Grave n peeches
Lascivious Peech
Peechers(for Planners)
god the list goes on and on and on
Peeches rules much
Chocolate Peeches
more to come
:D
*pokes Peech, carves the word Peech in his forehead, and HadesRulesMuch in Peech's forehead*
Monotonous
24-03-2005, 21:44
...it's half of Ro-Ro...
...not in this thread, but she's cool....
..and it worked, so..um, shut up. Yeah, that told him!
*twitches* Shut up? SHUT UP?! *looks very, very violent/crazy*
HadesRulesMuch
24-03-2005, 21:44
*cant wait to get what CG has for her*
I wish Hades was here so we could watch a "movie" together.
*slays peasants in frustration*
Your wish is granted!
*slays Peasants just for the Hell of it*
The Tribes Of Longton
24-03-2005, 21:45
*twitches* Shut up? SHUT UP?! *looks very, very violent/crazy*
*serious face*
Quiet you.
*watches for reaction*
The Chocolate Goddess
24-03-2005, 21:46
*cant wait to get what CG has for her*
I wish Hades was here so we could watch a "movie" together.
*slays peasants in frustration*
Well, a few days ago, you spoke of poisons.
*she hands over a bag of vials, grinning*
These should be interesting...
Monotonous
24-03-2005, 21:48
*serious face*
Quiet you.
*watches for reaction*
*twitches* *twitches* *twitches*
Peechland
24-03-2005, 21:48
:D
*pokes Peech, carves the word Peech in his forehead, and HadesRulesMuch in Peech's forehead*
*swoons*
there he is!!
HadesRulesMuch
24-03-2005, 21:49
*swoons*
there he is!!
Damn skippy! Now listen, about that movie....
*pulls out a whip and a DVD*
Waddaya think?
The Tribes Of Longton
24-03-2005, 21:50
*twitches* *twitches* *twitches*
Stop twitching
*takes off spork duelling glove, slaps Monotonous firmly but without malice*
Peechland
24-03-2005, 21:52
Well, a few days ago, you spoke of poisons.
*she hands over a bag of vials, grinning*
These should be interesting...
*looks lustlfully at vials*
The Goddess has given me a priceless gift! *dips tip of saber in one of the poisons and pricks a peasant that Hades didnt quite kill*
Oh ....will ya look at that......he melted into a sticky glob of goo right before my eyes!
*grabs Hades by the hand*
come on...lets go play with these poisons!
I shall give CG a gift of 10 male supermodels in her chambers this evening in return for her most excellent gift.
Monotonous
24-03-2005, 21:53
Stop twitching
*takes off spork duelling glove, slaps Monotonous firmly but without malice*
*twitches once*
*appears to move* *suddenly, Longton starts bleeding very, very quickly*
Peechland
24-03-2005, 21:54
Damn skippy! Now listen, about that movie....
*pulls out a whip and a DVD*
Waddaya think?
*trembles with anticipation*
wheres that damn remote control and studded collar at?
The Chocolate Goddess
24-03-2005, 21:54
*looks lustlfully at vials*
The Goddess has given me a priceless gift! *dips tip of saber in one of the poisons and pricks a peasant that Hades didnt quite kill*
Oh ....will ya look at that......he melted into a sticky glob of goo right before my eyes!
*grabs Hades by the hand*
come on...lets go play with these poisons!
I shall give CG a gift of 10 male supermodels in her chambers this evening in return for her most excellent gift.
My pleasure. really. watching you work is just... poetic.
So when did you say the models would be arriving?
HadesRulesMuch
24-03-2005, 21:55
*looks lustlfully at vials*
The Goddess has given me a priceless gift! *dips tip of saber in one of the poisons and pricks a peasant that Hades didnt quite kill*
Oh ....will ya look at that......he melted into a sticky glob of goo right before my eyes!
*grabs Hades by the hand*
come on...lets go play with these poisons!
I shall give CG a gift of 10 male supermodels in her chambers this evening in return for her most excellent gift.
*clasps Peech's hand firmly, thrilled at the idea of shared mayhem and destruction*
Alright! Let's see how many peasants we can kill! That, and maybe we could poison the moat? Just for a little surprise the next time a deer or something drinks out of it? Or perhaps a drunk falls in?
HadesRulesMuch
24-03-2005, 21:56
*trembles with anticipation*
wheres that damn remote control and studded collar at?
I have those in my back pocket with the new camera.
*takes pants off to show Peech*
Peechland
24-03-2005, 21:57
*clasps Peech's hand firmly, thrilled at the idea of shared mayhem and destruction*
Alright! Let's see how many peasants we can kill! That, and maybe we could poison the moat? Just for a little surprise the next time a deer or something drinks out of it? Or perhaps a drunk falls in?
you are so romantic/evil.........my soul mate!
HadesRulesMuch
24-03-2005, 21:58
Ahhhh! You are the woman of my dreams! You have a poison tipped saber!
Peechland
24-03-2005, 21:59
My pleasure. really. watching you work is just... poetic.
So when did you say the models would be arriving?
I kidnapped.....I mean I invited them over at 7pm. They shant be late or they will feel the tip of my saber. I also have a sadistic mime coming to perform for you. Dont worry guys.....I've order some cheerleaders for you...they should arrive around 730pm
The Chocolate Goddess
24-03-2005, 21:59
*still enjoying Tribes, broom work*
i wonder who i'll spy on tonight...
The Chocolate Goddess
24-03-2005, 22:01
I kidnapped.....I mean I invited them over at 7pm. They shant be late or they will feel the tip of my saber. I also have a sadistic mime coming to perform for you. Dont worry guys.....I've order some cheerleaders for you...they should arrive around 730pm
There a gift, PL, so really, if they're naughty, they should feel my whip...
*dips tip of saber in one of the poisons and pricks a peasant that Hades didnt quite kill*
Man, I really hate those peasant pricks.
Well, it leaves little holes in them, ruining their resale value!
HadesRulesMuch
24-03-2005, 22:03
Peech, will you come with me and wreak destruction among the peasants? We can watch the movie later tonight. I have to go to work at 4:30 so I couldn't watch the whole movie. Besides, with all these new toys I can try out my new Scottish Claymore!
*Hoists a 6 foot long broadsword with a saw-edged blade*
Peechland
24-03-2005, 22:04
You are indeed correct....I leave the punishment to you.
Peechland
24-03-2005, 22:06
Peech, will you come with me and wreak destruction among the peasants? We can watch the movie later tonight. I have to go to work at 4:30 so I couldn't watch the whole movie. Besides, with all these new toys I can try out my new Scottish Claymore!
*Hoists a 6 foot long broadsword with a saw-edged blade*
*drools at saw edged blade*
Hell yeah love.....lets roll!
HadesRulesMuch
24-03-2005, 22:08
*drools at saw edged blade*
Hell yeah love.....lets roll!
*Sweeps Peech up in his arms, narrowly avoiding being stabbed by her magnificent saber, and carries her out to the nearest large village.*
It has a population of 2000! This oughta be fun!
*Slices nearby peasant in half*
*Sets camera up*
Can't forget to film our first real date!
The Chocolate Goddess
24-03-2005, 22:09
*quill and paper in hand*
carnal sin - check
poisons - check
opera of despair - humm still working on that
Monotonous
24-03-2005, 22:10
*watches Longton*
Monotonous
24-03-2005, 22:12
*watches Longton*
Peechland
24-03-2005, 22:12
*Shoots flaming arrow through 4 peasants like a kabob*
*smiles for Hades cam*
The Chocolate Goddess
24-03-2005, 22:17
ooc gotta go. back later
HadesRulesMuch
24-03-2005, 22:17
*Shoots flaming arrow through 4 peasants like a kabob*
*smiles for Hades cam*
*Throws the huge sword like a spear, flexing massive biceps that were heretofore hidden beneath a facade of constant drunkeness. The sword Takes out the supports on a house, crushing the peasants underneath.*
*Smiles at Peech*
*Shoots flaming arrow through 4 peasants like a kabob*
*smiles for Hades cam*
*joins the peasants*
Hi!
*waits to get kabob'd*
Peechland
24-03-2005, 22:19
*Throws the huge sword like a spear, flexing massive biceps that were heretofore hidden beneath a facade of constant drunkeness. The sword Takes out the supports on a house, crushing the peasants underneath.*
*Smiles at Peech*
*watches Hades work like a mass murderer on steroids*
Dont forget to save the scrotums for me! I want to make a matching bracelet for myself!
Peechland
24-03-2005, 22:21
*joins the peasants*
Hi!
*waits to get kabob'd*
Gawdly! watch out! *throws boomerang scalpels at peasants*
HadesRulesMuch
24-03-2005, 22:22
*watches Hades work like a mass murderer on steroids*
Dont forget to save the scrotums for me! I want to make a matching bracelet for myself!
*Pulls out a pair of scimitars and works his way through the teeming crowds of peasants in a frenzied dance of death, flicking scrotums into a bag next to the camera as he goes*
Gawdly! watch out! *throws boomerang scalpels at peasants*
*looks around for a guy named Out*
Hmmm, I can't see him anywh...ARRRRGH!
*squeals like a girl, bleeds like a pig*
Peechland
24-03-2005, 22:25
Hades must love me to kill with such force and animation.......
*writes Hades a love note in peasant blood*
Dear Evil One.....
Peechland
24-03-2005, 22:27
*looks around for a guy named Out*
Hmmm, I can't see him anywh...ARRRRGH!
*squeals like a girl, bleeds like a pig*
*stitches Gawd up with a rusty needle and some cobwebs*
quit squirming! here ...drink this.....*gives G a vial labeled "in case of emergency"*
HadesRulesMuch
24-03-2005, 22:32
Hades must love me to kill with such force and animation.......
*writes Hades a love note in peasant blood*
Dear Evil One.....
*Wonders if peech will notice that the peasants bodies have fallen in a curious pattern, and when viewed from above form the words I heart you. Reaches the broadsword, removes it from the pile of crushed peasant bodies, a flicks it in a sweeping display of furious might that threatens to behead pretty much everyone within 10 feet.*
Peechland
24-03-2005, 22:33
ok my friends....I'm out like a fat kid in dodgeball.....see you tomorrow!
*Kisses everyone bye and Hades twice*
Heck yeah I noticed my murderous soul mate.......
me+you+ movies=uh huh.(tomorrow)
The Tribes Of Longton
24-03-2005, 22:34
*Wonders if peech will notice that the peasants bodies have fallen in a curious pattern, and when viewed from above form the words I heart you. Reaches the broadsword, removes it from the pile of crushed peasant bodies, a flicks it in a sweeping display of furious might that threatens to behead pretty much everyone within 10 feet.*
*11 feet away, tribes looks nervous*
HadesRulesMuch
24-03-2005, 22:34
ok my friends....I'm out like a fat kid in dodgeball.....see you tomorrow!
*Kisses everyone bye and Hades twice*
Bye-bye!
*touches where Peech kissed him....*
The Tribes Of Longton
24-03-2005, 22:48
*misses peech*
*continues to sweep, half naked and in tight jeans*
*stitches Gawd up with a rusty needle and some cobwebs*
quit squirming! here ...drink this.....*gives G a vial labeled "in case of emergency"*
*chugs vial*
I..oh...uhm....NOOOOOOOOOO!
*watches as legs shrivel up and fall off*
Call me...Legless Gawdly.
The Tribes Of Longton
24-03-2005, 23:16
*chugs vial*
I..oh...uhm....NOOOOOOOOOO!
*watches as legs shrivel up and fall off*
Call me...Legless Gawdly.
It's the first day of leglessness for Gawdly.
Happy Legless-day Gawdly! (http://www.bugeyedmonster.com/toys/smdm/smdm/legs.jpg)
It's the first day of leglessness for Gawdly.
Happy Legless-day Gawdly! (http://www.bugeyedmonster.com/toys/smdm/smdm/legs.jpg)
*drags himself across ground*
*sings*
"...'cuz every girls crazy 'bout a leg-less man..."
The Chocolate Goddess
25-03-2005, 00:36
It's the first day of leglessness for Gawdly.
Happy Legless-day Gawdly! (http://www.bugeyedmonster.com/toys/smdm/smdm/legs.jpg)
lol
The Plutonian Empire
25-03-2005, 00:42
Greetings all!
The Chocolate Goddess
25-03-2005, 00:44
Greetings all!
Greetings, o ... :confused: ... what is your title anyway?
The Plutonian Empire
25-03-2005, 00:48
Greetings, o ... :confused: ... what is your title anyway?
Universal President (President of the Universe). It's on the 1st page.
The Chocolate Goddess
25-03-2005, 00:54
Universal President (President of the Universe). It's on the 1st page.
I thought you had another one... outside of this Place. I was going to say His Imperial Majesty, but are you an emperor?
The Plutonian Empire
25-03-2005, 00:56
I thought you had another one... outside of this Place. I was going to say His Imperial Majesty, but are you an emperor?
I guess, but I prefer to use the term "President". Just... sounds better, I guess.
The Chocolate Goddess
25-03-2005, 00:59
I guess, but I prefer to use the term "President". Just... sounds better, I guess.
President it is, then.
*as an afterthought*
Oh, did you get my message today? I sent one of my priest to your home. I wasn't very pleased about it, but he assures me the message was delivered.
The Plutonian Empire
25-03-2005, 01:03
President it is, then.
*as an afterthought*
Oh, did you get my message today? I sent one of my priest to your home. I wasn't very pleased about it, but he assures me the message was delivered.
Jupiter's core? Really that's just my "home away from home". my REAL home is in Deneb, 3228 light years away.
I haven't been to jupiter yet. Would you like me to to go there now and read the message?
The Chocolate Goddess
25-03-2005, 01:07
Jupiter's core? Really that's just my "home away from home". my REAL home is in Deneb, 3228 light years away.
I haven't been to jupiter yet. Would you like me to to go there now and read the message?
*laughs*
My, so eager. I don't get that outside on my home... Your home away from home, then. Forget it, it's not important.
*a fire lights in her eyes*
I have some energies to work off here first...
The Plutonian Empire
25-03-2005, 01:07
*laughs*
My, so eager. I don't get that outside on my home... It's not important.
*a fire lights in her eyes*
I have some energies to work off here first
Oh, okay.
Of course.
The Chocolate Goddess
25-03-2005, 01:12
Oh, okay.
Of course.
*she caresses the whip on her right hip, and suddenly unleashes it on an offending rat.*
*disgusted*
Well, I think Peech's presents are late...*eyes are flinty* I'll think of a punishment...
The Plutonian Empire
25-03-2005, 01:17
*she caresses the whip on her right hip, and suddenly unleashes it on an offending rat.*
*disgusted*
Well, I think Peech's presents are late...*eyes are flinty* I'll think of a punishment...
*stomach churns as the rat is split into two* :D
The Chocolate Goddess
25-03-2005, 01:18
*stomach churns as the rat is split into two* :D
*her eyes search around the room for another victim*
*sensing TPE's discomfort, she says in a flat voice* Perhaps it would be best if you weren't here... this side of me seem to feel you with dread.
The Plutonian Empire
25-03-2005, 01:29
*her eyes search around the room for another victim*
*sensing TPE's discomfort, she says in a flat voice* Perhaps it would be best if you weren't here... this side of me seem to feel you with dread.
Yeah, it kinda does.....
The Chocolate Goddess
25-03-2005, 01:32
Yeah, it kinda does.....
*looks at him*
Very well, then.
*she leaves*
The Plutonian Empire
25-03-2005, 01:35
*looks at him*
Very well, then.
*she leaves*
Ouch. I forgot to say "sometimes". :p
*shrugs*
*looks at him*
Very well, then.
*she leaves*
*humps his stump across the floor*
WAIT! Me likee! Me likeeeeee!