2nd-Royalty Rejects (hear the Kazoo)? - Page 5
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 17:53
Lifts a leg and starts licking what was stolen.
lol *petting his head* such a nice boy
@ LP
*pulls on the whip*
Now, where were we?
Peechland
29-03-2005, 17:54
*watches Peeches, adds Cream*
*adds a few drops from CG's vials and shares with Gawd*
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 17:56
CG: Yes, it's for you, lucky lady - not so much with the massive monstrous devestated wasteland this time, just a small pile of subtle nuances with the stucturing of the bodies *it says 'CG rocks my worl' because the other peasants ran off*
Peech: Hello... :fluffle:
Gawdly: AAH! :eek:
*scrubs Tribes back, lingering near firm buttocks*
*sings happilly*
Rubber Ducky, yer the one, you make bathtime, so much fun!
Peechland
29-03-2005, 17:59
CG: Yes, it's for you, lucky lady - not so much with the massive monstrous devestated wasteland this time, just a small pile of subtle nuances with the stucturing of the bodies *it says 'CG rocks my worl' because the other peasants ran off*
Peech: Hello... :fluffle:
Gawdly: AAH! :eek:
did you get my telegram?
*hands tribes a matching pair of assless chaps with the initials ToL engraved on the leg*
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 18:02
CG: Yes, it's for you, lucky lady - not so much with the massive monstrous devestated wasteland this time, just a small pile of subtle nuances with the stucturing of the bodies *it says 'CG rocks my worl' because the other peasants ran off*
Peech: Hello... :fluffle:
Gawdly: AAH! :eek:
*smiles sweetly and hums*
You make me feel like a sticky apple, red and horny...
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 18:02
did you get my telegram?
*hands tribes a matching pair of assless chaps with the initials ToL engraved on the leg*
tg? (yeah, I learned the lingo :D )
*has a look*
:D :D :D :D :D
Aww, now I feel bad for not sending you random cool things! And everyone else for that matter...
...but you the mostesterester!!
EDIT: I know that looks like molesterer, but it definitely doesn't. Honest.
And I gotta go for a while - Westmorland sausage awaits!
And I gotta go for a while - Westmorland sausage awaits!
Aren't we calling them flagpoles now?
Peechland
29-03-2005, 18:09
Aren't we calling them flagpoles now?
no-that word is forbidden here...as well as buffing or waxing.
Ok then...
*whips out Westmorland sausage*
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 18:33
Ok then...
*whips out Westmorland sausage*
Do you even know what that type of sausage looks like?
I'll put it another way - have you ever eaten a Cumberland sausage? They are basically the same. No innuendo could remotely be used with that thing, unless you like the spiral look... :eek:
Monotonous
29-03-2005, 18:36
*burns Longton*
Ha!
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 18:38
*burns Longton*
Ha!
*puts out small fire on arm*
Your puny burns do not touch me, mere mor...oh wait, I'm mortal too. Err...
Your puny burns do not touch me, Johnny Klatchian! Yeah, discworld enters the fray..
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 18:38
Do you even know what that type of sausage looks like?
I'll put it another way - have you ever eaten a Cumberland sausage? They are basically the same. No innuendo could remotely be used with that thing, unless you like the spiral look... :eek:
That reminds me of a story in the newspaper years ago about a guy who want to... well, his girlfriend liked bananas and he thought... well, he caused himself... "fractures" the article said...
Monotonous
29-03-2005, 18:40
*shreds Longton's fire-retardant suit* *proceeds to burn*
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 18:46
That reminds me of a story in the newspaper years ago about a guy who want to... well, his girlfriend liked bananas and he thought... well, he caused himself... "fractures" the article said...
:eek:
Wh...bu...eh...
...fractures? My god. I mean, it's fairly flexible, so....
...what?
*shreds Longton's fire-retardant suit* *proceeds to burn*
*borrows some of CGs powers*
*becomes über-flame retardant and basically bomb proof*
Will you sod off burning me!
*breathes neurotoxins*
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 18:51
:eek:
Wh...bu...eh...
...fractures? My god. I mean, it's fairly flexible, so....
...what?
I know. that's what made it so fu.... err... such an interesting story. i had that on my kitchen cork board for years. male friends cringed every time.
*runs away to laugh*
You are an evil little woman. I read a story in Maxim about an overanxious girlfriend straddling her boyfriend and literally breaking his *coughs :(
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 18:54
I know. that's what made it so fu.... err... such an interesting story. i had that on my kitchen cork board for years. male friends cringed every time.
*runs away to laugh*
*cringes*
Seriously. It must be a reflex action or something. I'm not even remotely queasy around blood and gore, but that area just makes every male I know cringe. And generally grab his crotch, too, although what help that is against a self-inflicted wound I don't know...
*grabs crotch*
Doesn't help, but heck, it sure don't hurt either!
*admires spiral Westmorland sausage*
Monotonous
29-03-2005, 18:56
:eek:
Wh...bu...eh...
...fractures? My god. I mean, it's fairly flexible, so....
...what?
*borrows some of CGs powers*
*becomes über-flame retardant and basically bomb proof*
Will you sod off burning me!
*breathes neurotoxins*
*coughs* *spasms* *recovers*
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 19:03
Et Voila! Un Sausage Cumberland pour Monsieur! (http://www.formanandfield.com/Images/products/j5020.jpg)
Yeah, somethimes they look vaguely like a giant dog turd, but they are really good, I promise you. Especially with gravy, mash and some peas :)
Et Voila! Un Sausage Cumberland pour Monsieur! (http://www.formanandfield.com/Images/products/j5020.jpg)
Yeah, somethimes they look vaguely like a giant dog turd, but they are really good, I promise you. Especially with gravy, mash and some peas :)
Where did you find my erotic photos?
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 19:04
You are an evil little woman. I read a story in Maxim about an overanxious girlfriend straddling her boyfriend and literally breaking his *coughs :(
I told them not to print that!!!
I told them not to print that!!!
I told you not to straddle that!
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 19:06
I told you not to straddle that!
*cringes*
Ooh! o_O
*grabs crotch*
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 19:07
*cringes*
Seriously. It must be a reflex action or something. I'm not even remotely queasy around blood and gore, but that area just makes every male I know cringe. And generally grab his crotch, too, although what help that is against a self-inflicted wound I don't know...
I have an even nastier one... about a guy who for some reason decided to... (damn I can only think of this expression in French) he was making a guitar in the nude and accidently cut himself... I won't go into details...
Peechland
29-03-2005, 19:08
*naps on a stone slab*
I told them not to print that!!!
Sorry, sweetheart, I had to send it in, they gave me cash. ;)
*naps on a stone slab*
*disguises himself as a stone slab*
Here, Peechy, Peechy, Peechy...
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 19:11
I have an even nastier one... about a guy who for some reason decided to... (damn I can only think of this expression in French) he was making a guitar in the nude and accidently cut himself... I won't go into details...
Does the word 'Garotte' *cringes* come into the description :eek:
*naps on a stone slab* *wanders in, sees peech napping on a stone slab*
Must...control...self....mods.......will.....ban..me....!
AAAAAAGH! *leaps*
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 19:13
Does the word 'Garotte' *cringes* come into the description :eek:
I think they were able to fix it... mostly...
Does the word 'Garotte' *cringes* come into the description :eek:
*wanders in, sees peech napping on a stone slab*
Must...control...self....mods.......will.....ban..me....!
AAAAAAGH! *leaps*
*looks up at Tribes, who missed Peechy and landed face down on the Gawdly slab*
We could have done this in the shower, y'know...
Peechland
29-03-2005, 19:16
*wakes up to find herself sleeping on top of Gawdly (how odd...i thought it was a stone slab) and to find Tribes sleeping on top of her*
are those Westmorelands in your pockets or are guys just happy to see me?
*wakes up to find herself sleeping on top of Gawdly (how odd...i thought it was a stone slab) and to find Tribes sleeping on top of her*
are those Westmorelands in your pockets or are guys just happy to see me?
Both!
*slaps her with his sausage*
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 19:32
*wakes up to find herself sleeping on top of Gawdly (how odd...i thought it was a stone slab) and to find Tribes sleeping on top of her*
are those Westmorelands in your pockets or are guys just happy to see me?
Ahh, I have an immense urge to write 'Sausage Sandwich!' somewhere... :eek:
Ahh, I have an immense urge to write 'Sausage Sandwich!' somewhere... :eek:
Go with it.
Peechland
29-03-2005, 19:40
you guys are making me hungry...and something else that starts with an h......
we should have another bbq! can we?
* at mention of bbq, looks around warily after hearing the rumors*
*realizes he is the nearest thing to a peasant in the immediate vicinity*
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 19:43
you guys are making me hungry...and something else that starts with an h......
we should have another bbq! can we?
*An explosion in the fire pit starts the flame a-dancing again and 20 peasants appear next to Peeches*
Take your pick, dear
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 19:43
you guys are making me hungry...and something else that starts with an h......
we should have another bbq! can we?
If you've got the peasants, I've got the infernal fiery pits of damnation, randomly placed slightly left of centre for full flame effect of hell-ness! Arr, feel, me piratey roar, Arr! (what just happened there? must be missing LP) :D
Peechland
29-03-2005, 19:46
*An explosion in the fire pit starts the flame a-dancing again and 20 peasants appear next to Peeches*
Take your pick, dear
*eyes glow*
*pulls saber out and selects the meatiest peasants by marking them with a big X on the forehead*
*licks entire length.....of saber...and Tribes cheek*
*looks relieved and stands a little closer behind Goddess* I think I'm going to have to get me a title if I'm going to hang around here.
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 19:49
*eyes glow*
*pulls saber out and selects the meatiest peasants by marking them with a big X on the forehead*
*licks entire length.....of saber...and Tribes cheek*
*goes all giggly*
*realises he's supposed to be über manly*
*does a meaty laugh and calls someone 'wench'*
HA HA!
*licks peech back*
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 19:50
*looks relieved and stands a little closer behind Goddess* I think I'm going to have to get me a title if I'm going to hang around here.
Do it. Do it.
Ooh, peech? It's your first page, right? If you are going to add whatever Suklaa puts, could you make the names bold again - it's quite difficult to read at the mo :)
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 19:51
*looks relieved and stands a little closer behind Goddess* I think I'm going to have to get me a title if I'm going to hang around here.
OOC look at the first post... then choose a title and declare it... and TG Peech
Monotonous
29-03-2005, 19:51
Those fiery pits of doom come under my control. Sorry, but if you really need to use them you can fill out a form. Or fight me, but we already know who would win.
Peechland
29-03-2005, 19:51
*looks relieved and stands a little closer behind Goddess* I think I'm going to have to get me a title if I'm going to hang around here.
indeed......because youre beginning to look awfully succulent right about now.
choose a title quickly before we lump you in with the rest of the feast!
OOC look at the first post... then choose a title and declare it... and TG Peech
OOC: I know that, Mistress of Self-Gratification (I get all gooey just saying that.)
*watches Peech with approval at the able sword handling*
Well, since you forced me...
PRINCE OF VANITY AND CORRUPTION
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 19:56
indeed......because youre beginning to look awfully succulent right about now.
choose a title quickly before we lump you in with the rest of the feast!
Aaawww Peeches, I still want to play with him...
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 19:57
Well, since you forced me...
PRINCE OF VANITY AND CORRUPTION
Indeed. And you job would be looking in the mirror alot whilst paying off foreign dignitaries to sell us their raw materials at cost, yes?
You don't have to look in the mirror when you're this good looking. You can see it reflected in others' faces. ;)
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 19:58
Indeed. And you job would be looking in the mirror alot whilst paying off foreign dignitaries to sell us their raw materials at cost, yes?
Mirrors? Did somebody say mirrors? I have a chamber full of mirrors... *naughty smile*
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 20:00
You don't have to look in the mirror when you're this good looking. You can see it reflected in others' faces. ;)
AAAH! The....vanity! It Burns!!
*runs, eyes blinded by the vanity seeping from every pore of Suklaa*
Legless Pirates
29-03-2005, 20:01
*checks pants*
Is it still there? I can't feel it anymore
Monotonous
29-03-2005, 20:02
Remember... no BBQ on my fiery pits of doom till those forms are filled out!
*dusts off hands* My job here is done.
*to peeches* you done with your selection yet?
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 20:03
*checks pants*
Is it still there? I can't feel it anymore
You have pants? But you have no legs! Argh, the confusion! :confused:
Remember... no BBQ on my fiery pits of doom till those forms are filled out!
*burns his form*
I believe that is the correct method for filling the form out...
*menaces*
Legless Pirates
29-03-2005, 20:06
You have pants? But you have no legs! Argh, the confusion! :confused:
The mods force me to..... :(
Peechland
29-03-2005, 20:07
bolded, spaced, Suklaa added......
now on with the bbq.....i need something to wet my.....
erm....whistle.
yeah whistle.....phew!
Monotonous
29-03-2005, 20:09
*performs an "OMFGWTFHBBQGRASS COMBO!!!111!!!111!!!" on Longton*
Incorrect.
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 20:10
*checks pants*
Is it still there? I can't feel it anymore
I wouldn't... permanently hurt you LP *naughty grin*
Peechland
29-03-2005, 20:11
*performs an "OMFGWTFHBBQGRASS COMBO!!!111!!!111!!!" on Longton*
Incorrect.
if anyones performing anything on Longton....its me
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 20:12
*performs an "OMFGWTFHBBQGRASS COMBO!!!111!!!111!!!" on Longton*
Incorrect.
*saves*
I am...protected.
*smacks Monotonous, sending him skidding across the floor*
To the BBQ!
The mods force me to.....
Ah, take 'em off. I'm in my hot hot....creased boxers!
EDIT:if anyones performing anything on Longton....its me
*takes eyebrows out of hibernation, dusts them off and warms them up*
Give it some time, I'll have 'em waggling... :p
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 20:12
if anyones performing anything on Longton....its me
*sighs* Always the voyeur, never the voyee...
Monotonous
29-03-2005, 20:15
*turns the BBQ on Uber-Crispy* *pushes in Longton* *displays the fire-retardant suit with pride*
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 20:16
*sighs* Always the voyeur, never the voyee...
Aww.
*huggles CG. In a 'special' way*
Yeah. That's right. I comforted someone and put SPECIAL next to it! Go on, ban me. I double dares you!!
*realises no-one is listening*
*walks off*
*turns the BBQ on Uber-Crispy* *pushes in Longton* *displays the fire-retardant suit with pride*
*disappears into the pit*
*hovers back out again*
You shouldn't have done that. You burnt MY EVIL OVERLORD CAAAAAAPE!!!!!
*LUNGES. IN CAPS LOCK. HE'S JUST THAT ANGRY*
*sighs* Always the voyeur, never the voyee...
Cheer up, she doesn't have her talons in me, yet. Although I don't see how I'm going to corrupt you anymore.
you guys are making me hungry...and something else that starts with an h......
we should have another bbq! can we?
WEENIE ROAST!
Peechland
29-03-2005, 20:19
*looks at her talons*
No- I claim Tribes and Hades, Goddess has Gawdly and Planners, and we share LP......you...well we will have to flip for you.
Heads or tails Goddess? *grabs nearby peasant and prepares to toss them in the air*
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 20:20
Cheer up, she doesn't have her talons in me, yet. Although I don't see how I'm going to corrupt you anymore.
Imagination already ran out?
...
*sighs*
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 20:21
*looks at her talons*
No- I claim Tribes and Hades, Goddess has Gawdly and Planners, and we share LP......you...well we will have to flip for you.
Heads or tails Goddess? *grabs nearby peasant and prepares to toss them in the air*
*Nasty laugh*
Do Gawdly and Planners know? what a joy it will be to educate them...
Tails... what else?
Imagination already ran out?
...
*sighs*
Easy, now. I'm just going to have to put a little thought into. ;)
*looks at her talons*
No- I claim Tribes and Hades, Goddess has Gawdly and Planners, and we share LP......you...well we will have to flip for you.
Heads or tails Goddess? *grabs nearby peasant and prepares to toss them in the air*
Lucky Goddess...she get's the real men.
*points proudly to pic, realizes it is pornographic and cannot be posted on NS*
You'll have to trust me on this...
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 20:22
and we share LP......
We all share LP. What a man whore he is with attention :p
Peechland
29-03-2005, 20:23
*Nasty laugh*
Do Gawdly and Planners know? what a joy it will be to educate them...
Tails... what else?
*throws peasant high into the air.......waits for it to land.*
its.........its.....tails it is. Score for Goddess......
hes yours.
of course.....here at the Kazoo Castle....we share everything. Even our toothbrushes.
*throws peasant high into the air.......waits for it to land.*
its.........its.....tails it is. Score for Goddess......
hes yours.
of course.....here at the Kazoo Castle....we share everything. Even our toothbrushes.
*stops scratching ass with Tribes toothbrush*
Yup...everything.
everything.[/I] Even our toothbrushes.
*sighs* I'm HOME!
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 20:26
*throws peasant high into the air.......waits for it to land.*
its.........its.....tails it is. Score for Goddess......
hes yours.
of course.....here at the Kazoo Castle....we share everything. Even our toothbrushes.
Of course Peeches. I share everything with you. *French-kiss*
Of course Peeches. I share everything with you. *French-kiss*
*grabs popcorn in one hand, sausage in the other, watches hot lesbo action*
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 20:28
Of course Peeches. I share everything with you. *French-kiss*
*voyeurs*
*tries to join*
*voyeurs some more :D *
Peechland
29-03-2005, 20:28
Of course Peeches. I share everything with you. *French-kiss*
*french kisses Goddess......runs fingers through her hair.......and ends the kiss slowly...... with .......... mesmerizing eye contact*
mmm...chocolate.....*licks lips*
*voyeurs*
*tries to join*
*voyeurs some more :D *
*looks at Tribes, see's rottweiler rushing towards him*
DUDE! Watch out, he's after yer Snausage!
*french kisses Goddess......runs fingers through her hair.......and ends the kiss slowly...... with .......... mesmerizing eye contact*
mmm...chocolate.....*licks lips*
*wets himself*
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 20:29
*french kisses Goddess......runs fingers through her hair.......and ends the kiss slowly...... with .......... mesmerizing eye contact*
mmm...chocolate.....*licks lips*
ooc Peeches I'm at work... cold shower anyone?
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 20:30
*looks at Tribes, see's rottweiler rushing towards him*
DUDE! Watch out, he's after yer Snausage!
*looks at dog*
*does that thing from Crocodile Dundee*
*sets dog after it's owner*
*french kisses Goddess......runs fingers through her hair.......and ends the kiss slowly...... with .......... mesmerizing eye contact*
mmm...chocolate.....*licks lips*
*licks lips in sympatico, imagining...*
Peechland
29-03-2005, 20:31
LOL Gawdly & CG
sorry :fluffle: I get carried away.
they kiss in PC TOO DAMNIT.....so can we!
Monotonous
29-03-2005, 20:35
*gets up* *draws sword* *points in the general direction of Longton*
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 20:38
*gets up* *draws sword* *points in the general direction of Longton*
Quit pointing! It's RUDE. Now go to your room. :p
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 20:39
LOL Gawdly & CG
sorry :fluffle: I get carried away.
they kiss in PC TOO DAMNIT.....so can we!
*throws her arms around Peeches*
I can never resist you Peeches. Anywhere, anytime, anyhow... *grin*
*gets up* *draws sword* *points in the general direction of Longton*
*cries out in alarm*
DUDE! Watch out, he's after yer Snausage!
*old joke, repackaged for yer viewing pleasure*
Monotonous
29-03-2005, 20:41
Wha? *drops sword, looks befuddled*
*without taking eyes off of peeches and goddess, subtly flicks finger and Monotonous sword turns to rust and crumbles*
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 20:43
*cries out in alarm*
DUDE! Watch out, he's after yer Snausage!
*old joke, repackaged for yer viewing pleasure*
I always like to set the dogs on... something. it's always horribly entertaining.
Monotonous
29-03-2005, 20:44
So, you're against me too? *becomes instantly paranoid* I'll show you! *<insert crazy sounding laugh here>* *presses the BUTTON*
*"T-minus 2 minutes and counting" proclaims a speaker.*
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 20:45
*without taking eyes off of peeches and goddess, subtly flicks finger and Monotonous sword turns to rust and crumbles*
Thanks for that, man. I'm glad that someone finally got rid of that sword.
*draws his twin scimitars*
THESE on the other hand, are not to be touched. Unless you wish to lose your arms, that is...
EDIT: So, you're against me too? *becomes instantly paranoid* I'll show you! *<insert crazy sounding laugh here>* *presses the BUTTON*
*"T-minus 2 minutes and counting" proclaims a speaker.*
For godesses sake, I thought we already confiscated that after the last thermonuclear incident! Ack.
Peechland
29-03-2005, 20:53
Thanks for that, man. I'm glad that someone finally got rid of that sword.
*draws his twin scimitars*
THESE on the other hand, are not to be touched. Unless you wish to lose your arms, that is...
EDIT:
For godesses sake, I thought we already confiscated that after the last thermonuclear incident! Ack.
*drools at Tribes weaponry*
such long, hard, strong.....cold steel.....sigh
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 20:54
*drools at Tribes weaponry*
such long, hard, strong.....cold steel.....sigh
Twice the fun for double the womanly wiles ;)
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 20:54
You called? Shouldn't you ask Peechs?
Monotonous
29-03-2005, 20:55
You thought so?
"T-minus 5 seconds.. 4... 3... 2... 1... Pinata!"
*"borrows" a scimitar* *puts on blindfold, and attempts to hit the pinata*
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 20:56
You thought so?
"T-minus 5 seconds.. 4... 3... 2... 1... Pinata!"
*"borrows" a scimitar* *puts on blindfold, and attempts to hit the pinata*
Hee hee, that looks fun!
*blindfolds self*
Hey, maybe I could use this blindfold somewhere else...
*swings at piñata*
*loses toe*
:confused: :eek: :eek:
Peechland
29-03-2005, 20:57
You thought so?
"T-minus 5 seconds.. 4... 3... 2... 1... Pinata!"
*"borrows" a scimitar* *puts on blindfold, and attempts to hit the pinata*
*watches the entrails of peasants fall from the pinata*
Mono.......I'm gonna need that blindfold back when youre finished.....
*winks at Goddess*
Monotonous
29-03-2005, 20:59
*misses*
Oh, and you can borrow this uber-blindfold. Be careful with it, it's expensive!
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 20:59
*watches the entrails of peasants fall from the pinata*
Mono.......I'm gonna need that blindfold back when youre finished.....
*winks at Goddess*
*winks back, while using her whip on the peasant entree*
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 21:08
*rolls on floor, looking at jets of blood issuing from severed toe-stump*
Someone stitch it back on!!!!!!!
*drinks homebrew to calm nerves*
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 21:10
*rolls on floor, looking at jets of blood issuing from severed toe-stump*
Someone stitch it back on!!!!!!!
*drinks homebrew to calm nerves*
EDIT: so Peeches can have fun too, she cuts off the other big toe*
Oh big baby!
*she gets the needle and thread out, pour some alcohol to disinfect and starts stitching a neat little design of sabers and whips
Peechland
29-03-2005, 21:10
*rolls on floor, looking at jets of blood issuing from severed toe-stump*
Someone stitch it back on!!!!!!!
*drinks homebrew to calm nerves*
hold still love......*stitches toe back on with threads from her panties*
that should hold it
Peechland
29-03-2005, 21:11
ok well since Goddess and I both are giving you medical treatment-its sure to stay on now.
Hee hee, that looks fun!
*blindfolds self*
Hey, maybe I could use this blindfold somewhere else...
*swings at piñata*
*loses toe*
:confused: :eek: :eek:
Dude! That ain't no pinata...that's my snausage!
*falls to ground, sreaming Lorena Bobbitt's name*
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 21:15
Dude! That ain't no pinata...that's my snausage!
*falls to ground, sreaming Lorena Bobbitt's name*
LOL Now that requires special attention... *advances on Gawdly menacingly with needle and thread
LOL Now that requires special attention... *advances on Gawdly menacingly with needle and thread
*is strangely aroused by the sight of CG and her needle*
Hey baby...how YOU doin...OWWWWWWWWWCH!
*realizes that it is painful to become aroused when snausageless*
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 21:19
*is strangely aroused by the sight of CG and her needle*
Hey baby...how YOU doin...OWWWWWWWWWCH!
*realizes that it is painful to become aroused when snausageless*
*using her monograms, she stitches back the sausage with chocolate thread*
See, all better
*slaps him*
*using her monograms, she stitches back the sausage with chocolate thread*
See, all better
*slaps him*
Could be worse...
*realizes that CG sewed snausage to his elbow*
...but not much worse than THAT.
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 21:23
This is great! My left big toe has a sabers and whips pattern around it, and my right big toe has a little bit of Peech's panties in it. I can't go wrong!
*dances*
*toes really hurt*
OK, I'll just lie down on this slab for now.
*swoons, but in a masculine way (with a pint in his hand)*
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 21:24
Could be worse...
*realizes that CG sewed snausage to his elbow*
...but not much worse than THAT.
*uses whip to tear the stitches*
We can try that again, if you like?
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 21:28
OOC: LOL! CG, you are the largest poster in this thread, with me second and peechland third. You have almost a quarter of the posts to yourself! :p
Peechland
29-03-2005, 21:30
OOC: LOL! CG, you are the largest poster in this thread, with me second and peechland third. You have almost a quarter of the posts to yourself! :p
will ya look at this.....yesterday he didnt know what tg stood for and now he has the post percentages figured out! ;)
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 21:32
OOC: LOL! CG, you are the largest poster in this thread, with me second and peechland third. You have almost a quarter of the posts to yourself! :p
i never start the chitchat... i only follow other people's leads. honest. what's your point?
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 21:32
will ya look at this.....yesterday he didnt know what tg stood for and now he has the post percentages figured out! ;)
*does a small dance for peech*
*falls over*
My toes aren't working :(
*lies down again*
i never start the chitchat... i only follow other people's leads. honest. what's your point?
No point, I'm just a computer illiterate fool learning what all the buttons do :D
will ya look at this.....yesterday he didnt know what tg stood for and now he has the post percentages figured out! ;)
Good looks and smarts all in one package.
*smoulders with jealousy*
Peechland
29-03-2005, 21:35
*does a small dance for peech*
*falls over*
My toes aren't working :(
*lies down again*
*puts gold dabloons in tribes g-string*
Let me fix those toes.......*gets out scalpel and surgical sutures*
I'll do it the "professional" way for you......you cant dance for me if your toees fall off. *fixes Tribes up*
Peechland
29-03-2005, 21:36
Good looks and smarts all in one package.
*smoulders with jealousy*
you have looked in the mirror havent you?
*looks in mirror*
Whoa! Hey, how YOU doin'...?
*fluffles himself*
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 21:37
*puts gold dabloons in tribes g-string*
Let me fix those toes.......*gets out scalpel and surgical sutures*
I'll do it the "professional" way for you......you cant dance for me if your toees fall off. *fixes Tribes up*
*looks down*
Hee hee, that tickles!
*resists urge to put any rabid innuendo in, possibly involving the line 'while you're down there...' for fear of a Gawdly-snausage related incident*
Peechland
29-03-2005, 21:38
*looks down*
Hee hee, that tickles!
*resists urge to put any rabid innuendo in, possibly involving the line 'while you're down there...' for fear of a Gawdly-snausage related incident*
oh I was gonna do that anyway .....
*continues to stare proudly in the mirror*
Well, I don't care what we're calling it now: this, my friends, is a flagpole!
Peechland
29-03-2005, 21:41
*continues to stare proudly in the mirror*
Well, I don't care what we're calling it now: this, my friends, is a flagpole!
lmao...you are too much.
lmao...you are too much.
I love it when wimmin-folk say that.
*struts proudly like a peacock*
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 21:46
oh I was gonna do that anyway .....
*left eyebrow raises slowly*
...
oh. :eek: :D :fluffle: :fluffle:
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 22:01
*looks at toes*
Hey, they aren't bleeding and/or making pus anymore - Peech, you did it baby!
*leaps into the air, lands and does a little jazz tap for peech, followed by some riverdance and a little can-can*
Peechland
29-03-2005, 22:04
*looks at toes*
Hey, they aren't bleeding and/or making pus anymore - Peech, you did it baby!
*leaps into the air, lands and does a little jazz tap for peech, followed by some riverdance and a little can-can*
*jaw drops, saber drops, watches in amazment*
God hes hot
*looks around for Goddess*
OOC: DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: Sorry, work called.
*laughs* I gotta give it to anyone that can look hot riverdancing.
*laughs* I gotta give it to anyone that can look hot riverdancing.
You should see him snausage-dancing.
*hands Gawdly his own anatomically correct snausage and sends him to a far corner*
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 22:09
*looks around for Goddess*
OOC: DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: Sorry, work called.
*he hears a whisper in his hear*
I am the one who watches, remember?
*nibble*
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 22:10
*jaw drops, saber drops, watches in amazment*
God hes hot
Join me, Peech!
*grabs Peech, dances with her to some random music that just started playing over the castle intercom*
*it happens to be rock and roll, so they do a little bit of that '50s dancing*
*next, they do the lambada - gasp; the forbidden dance!*
*he hears a whisper in his hear*
I am the one who watches, remember?
*nibble*
*shivers* We can trade off can't we? Especially if Peechland comes around. *grins*
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 22:11
*shivers* We can trade off can't we? Especially if Peechland comes around. *grins*
As voyeur or voyee?
*shivers* We can trade off can't we? Especially if Peechland comes around. *grins*
Back off...the Goddess is spoken for. Her Chocolatey goodness drips only on me.
MmmmMMmm...chocolate.
Peechland
29-03-2005, 22:15
Join me, Peech!
*grabs Peech, dances with her to some random music that just started playing over the castle intercom*
*it happens to be rock and roll, so they do a little bit of that '50s dancing*
*next, they do the lambada - gasp; the forbidden dance!*
*puts on poodle skirt over asslesschaps and twirls around with Tribes like Laverne and Shirley*
someone put on some hip hop so I can do the rump shaker with Tribes!!
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 22:16
Back off...the Goddess is spoken for. Her Chocolatey goodness drips only on me.
MmmmMMmm...chocolate.
*whip in hand she tenderly licks Gawly's skin*
Now, now. You were the first to taste my infinite bounty and such delights that are now forbidden in this place, but a Goddess needs more than one worshipper, even if it is one such as you
As voyeur or voyee?
Yes.
Back off...the Goddess is spoken for. Her Chocolatey goodness drips only on me.
MmmmMMmm...chocolate.
Licks her chocolatey good neck. *looks up* What was that. *smirks*
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 22:17
*puts on poodle skirt over asslesschaps and twirls around with Tribes like Laverne and Shirley*
someone put on some hip hop so I can do the rump shaker with Tribes!!
*puts some Jurassic 5 on*
You like, or should I change?
Peechland
29-03-2005, 22:19
OOC: I have been nibbling on easter candy all day and of course, its ALL chocolate.....so now I think of Goddess each time I taste that milk chocolately goodness in my mouth. I bet I have naughty dreams tonight. Bets?
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 22:19
Yes.
Licks her chocolatey good neck. *looks up* What was that. *smirks*
*arched eyebrow*
You'll have to be good to me then... I don't lend powers without a price...
*shivers*
That's a start
*whip in hand she tenderly licks Gawly's skin*
Now, now. You were the first to taste my infinite bounty and such delights that are now forbidden in this place, but a Goddess needs more than one worshipper, even if it is one such as you
GAWDLY BOWS TO NO MAN! SLOPPY SECONDS ARE FOR LOSERS!
*considers options...Goddess or right hand, Goddess or right hand...*
Oh, all right.
*sighs and gets in line*
Peechland
29-03-2005, 22:19
*puts some Jurassic 5 on*
You like, or should I change?
if its got a beat -I can shake it daddio........
OOC: I have been nibbling on easter candy all day and of course, its ALL chocolate.....so now I think of Goddess each time I taste that milk chocolately goodness in my mouth. I bet I have naughty dreams tonight. Bets?
Thinking of YOU thinking of HER will give ME naughty dreams tonight!
OOC: I have been nibbling on easter candy all day and of course, its ALL chocolate.....so now I think of Goddess each time I taste that milk chocolately goodness in my mouth. I bet I have naughty dreams tonight. Bets?
OOC: Where have you two been all my life?
I have an entire bag of chocolate under my desk in the hopes of luring some hapless woman. Any takers?
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 22:20
OOC: I have been nibbling on easter candy all day and of course, its ALL chocolate.....so now I think of Goddess each time I taste that milk chocolately goodness in my mouth. I bet I have naughty dreams tonight. Bets?
ooc: *naughty laugh* my pleasure. anything for Peeches. At least someone is tasting it...
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 22:21
if its got a beat -I can shake it daddio........
Damn straight!
*puts on some beats for Peech*
Flash those assless chaps!and that thang in them :D
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 22:21
OOC: Where have you two been all my life?
I have an entire bag of chocolate under my desk in the hopes of luring some hapless woman. Any takers?
*eyes fluttering*
Why, right here! The question is - where have YOU been?
*eyes fluttering*
Why, right here! The question is - where have YOU been?
OOC: Wandering the earth. Time to go home. I'll see you tomorrow, if all goes well.
Damn straight!
*puts on some beats for Peech*
Flash those assless chaps!and that thang in them :D
*gets happy feet*
I'm a dancing fool!
*does the Snoopy dance*
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 22:24
OOC: Wandering the earth. Time to go home. I'll see you tomorrow, if all goes well.
ooc if all goes well?
ooc if all goes well?
OOC: Work! For God and Country!
Peechland
29-03-2005, 22:26
ooc: *naughty laugh* my pleasure. anything for Peeches. At least someone is tasting it...
lol- i can just hear you saying that
Peechland
29-03-2005, 22:28
*grabs everyones hands or feet or whatever she can reach first and dances around in a circle*
woooo! lets not tell the others about these jolly festivities...they might think we've lost our dark ways....
*continues dancing with castlemates, shaking her rump, shaking their rumps, then surprising them all with her badass breakdancing skills*
Gataway_Driver
29-03-2005, 22:30
OOC:is it too late to get a place in this great institution
*watches Peechy with amazement*
Busta move, girlfriend!
*realizes what she has grabbed*
Hey...gentle with the snausage...
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 22:31
We should have a dance-off breakdance
*pulls off über-sick move*
Peechland
29-03-2005, 22:32
OOC:is it too late to get a place in this great institution
its never too late....jsut read the first post first, make a title and duties....but warning: odd things go on here so if you are opposed to cannibalism or sharing "things" thenrun away.
wed love to have you GATA!
Peechland
29-03-2005, 22:34
*does the electric slide and trips over her saber*
"it must be disco night in the castle" a voice from above says
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 22:34
*shakes his thing like a chicken wing. In a refined, stereotypical english manner*
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 22:34
lol- i can just hear you saying that
;) :fluffle:
OOC: gotta go for 90 mins packing and moving and going home... please be there when I get back? *snif*
Peechland
29-03-2005, 22:39
;) :fluffle:
OOC: gotta go for 90 mins packing and moving and going home... please be there when I get back? *snif*
im going home too! I'll catch you this evening somtime!
*french kisses everyone bye*
we shall continue this par-tay later..
Peechland
29-03-2005, 22:40
*shakes his thing like a chicken wing. In a refined, stereotypical english manner*
"GO TL....GET BUSY..ITS YA BIRTHDAY"
*realizes she is way way way out of warrior maiden character*
Oh feck it....
"GO TL....GET BUSY...GO TL!"
The Tribes Of Longton
29-03-2005, 22:42
"GO TL....GET BUSY..ITS YA BIRTHDAY"
*realizes she is way way way out of warrior maiden character*
Oh feck it....
"GO TL....GET BUSY...GO TL!"
Yeah!
*breaks his hip*
Owwww...
OOC: I gotta go - this morning at work I almost fell asleep in the copier.
Peechland
29-03-2005, 22:43
word...im out
word...im out
*looks around, see's only men dancing in the dark*
OK, I'm splitting this scene until the chicks come back....
Divine Imaginary Fluff
29-03-2005, 23:30
*sly grin*
Your funeral... :eek: Funeral? Eeek!
...Wait! The other boxes all still there... *quickly takes all the other boxes, opens them and steals the content, then quickly goes through it and eats everything that looks edible* Now, when is the funeral taking place? *uses fluffalization/defluffalization to prepare a ressurrection just in case*
*uses fluffalization/defluffalization to prepare a ressurrection just in case*
*uses patented Peechy spell-checker*
You mean "res-erection", don't you?
The Chocolate Goddess
29-03-2005, 23:47
:eek: Funeral? Eeek!
...Wait! The other boxes all still there... *quickly takes all the other boxes, opens them and steals the content, then quickly goes through it and eats everything that looks edible* Now, when is the funeral taking place? *uses fluffalization/defluffalization to prepare a ressurrection just in case*
*giggles from her hiding place*
The effects may not ick in just yet... give it a few minutes DIF *wicked laugh*
Divine Imaginary Fluff
29-03-2005, 23:54
*giggles from her hiding place*
The effects may not ick in just yet... give it a few minutes DIF *wicked laugh**mutters something about screaming carrots, fluffalization in general and, on top of that, goes through lots of weird music from random SNES RPGs in his head*
...
*DIF waits a minute, then summons a massive pile of fluff and lies down on top of it*
The Plutonian Empire
30-03-2005, 00:46
Greetings all!
Peechland
30-03-2005, 00:54
Eugene! We have got to get you on a better time schedule! We are all gone by the time you get here :(
The Chocolate Goddess
30-03-2005, 01:04
Wasn't this party supposed to start up again later?
The Plutonian Empire
30-03-2005, 01:05
Eugene! We have got to get you on a better time schedule! We are all gone by the time you get here :(
:(
*weeps uncontrollably*
The Chocolate Goddess
30-03-2005, 01:08
@ Peeches
Do you think maybe he's looking for a fluffle or something? He can be sneaky
Peechland
30-03-2005, 01:09
@ Peeches
Do you think maybe he's looking for a fluffle or something? He can be sneaky
yuh huh.....
:fluffle: Plutomous Maximus.....
The Chocolate Goddess
30-03-2005, 01:11
yuh huh.....
:fluffle: Plutomous Maximus.....
You're spoiling him you know...
Peechland
30-03-2005, 01:12
You're spoiling him you know...
I know....I havent been the same since that breakdancing fit I had earlier. I think I need to slay something and get back to my roots....
The Plutonian Empire
30-03-2005, 01:13
yuh huh.....
:fluffle: Plutomous Maximus.....
* :fluffle: :p :fluffle: 's Peech till the end of never*
The Chocolate Goddess
30-03-2005, 01:23
I know....I havent been the same since that breakdancing fit I had earlier. I think I need to slay something and get back to my roots....
Now that's the Peech I've come to know and love!
Divine Imaginary Fluff
30-03-2005, 13:36
*mutters something about screaming carrots, fluffalization in general and, on top of that, goes through lots of weird music from random SNES RPGs in his head*
...
*DIF waits a minute, then summons a massive pile of fluff and lies down on top of it*
I'm waiting...
*needs morning fluffle...badly*
The Chocolate Goddess
30-03-2005, 15:58
@ DIF and Gawdly
If you need fluffles, aren't you on the wrong thread?...
*licks her whip* Now this is more like it *grin*
Divine Imaginary Fluff
30-03-2005, 16:04
@ DIF and Gawdly
If you need fluffles, aren't you on the wrong thread?...
*licks her whip* Now this is more like it *grin*Fluffles? I currently don't need any fluffles. Everything is fluffy enough as it is right now. *fluffs around in the massive pile of fluff* Oh, and I have waited far more than a few minutes by now. When am I supposde to notice the effects?
*raises hand* I believe I signed up for the wetted whipping.
Peechland
30-03-2005, 16:15
*slips in quietly hoping no one will remember the breakdancing episode she displayed yesterday*
Morning castlemates.....ah...the smell of chocolate and corpses......I'm home.
The Chocolate Goddess
30-03-2005, 16:16
Fluffles? I currently don't need any fluffles. Everything is fluffy enough as it is right now. *fluffs around in the massive pile of fluff* Oh, and I have waited far more than a few minutes by now. When am I supposde to notice the effects?
*pouts*
Maybe it doesn't work on someone... like you...
The Chocolate Goddess
30-03-2005, 16:17
*raises hand* I believe I signed up for the wetted whipping.
*turns to her new victim, vicious grin*
you're late
The Chocolate Goddess
30-03-2005, 16:17
*slips in quietly hoping no one will remember the breakdancing episode she displayed yesterday*
Morning castlemates.....ah...the smell of chocolate and corpses......I'm home.
Ah Peeches, the sweet fragrance of blood and lust you bring is enough to make me swoon...
*sees peechland and runs over to Goddess to give a kiss before they get too involved*
*grabs whip and spins her around for big sloppy :fluffle: *
Legless Pirates
30-03-2005, 16:19
*slays peasants while clipping his toenails*
*turns to her new victim, vicious grin*
you're late
*looks at watch* late? didn't know we had a time? :confused:
The Chocolate Goddess
30-03-2005, 16:20
*slays peasants while clipping his toenails*
now was that the peasant's toenails?
The Chocolate Goddess
30-03-2005, 16:21
*sees peechland and runs over to Goddess to give a kiss before they get too involved*
*grabs whip and spins her around for big sloppy :fluffle: *
*returns the kiss with Divine fervor while messing his hair quite thoroughly*
The Chocolate Goddess
30-03-2005, 16:21
*looks at watch* late? didn't know we had a time? :confused:
the breasts must have kept you...
Listen...why is it always about sex? I need a tender fluffle, not a sweaty whipping.
*considers*
OK, screw the fluffles: whup me, baby!
*returns the kiss with Divine fervor while messing his hair quite thoroughly*
*starts to protest, then gets chocolate intoxication*
Legless Pirates
30-03-2005, 16:22
now was that the peasant's toenails?
Obviously
*looks down*
the breasts must have kept you...
was wa\ondering if you saw that :cool: *rubs forhead slowly*
Legless Pirates
30-03-2005, 16:23
Listen...why is it always about sex? I need a tender fluffle, not a sweaty whipping.
*considers*
OK, screw the fluffles: whup me, baby!
*whips Gawdly*
Divine Imaginary Fluff
30-03-2005, 16:25
Obviously
*looks down*So that's how you slayed the peasant? By clipping a bit too much?
The Chocolate Goddess
30-03-2005, 16:25
was wa\ondering if you saw that :cool: *rubs forhead slowly*
:rolleyes: what is my title here?
The Chocolate Goddess
30-03-2005, 16:26
Obviously
*looks down*
what the hell for?
Legless Pirates
30-03-2005, 16:26
So that's how you slayed the peasant? By clipping a bit too much?
Almost right. By clipping another bloodfilled part.
*whips Gawdly*
Uhmmm LP? I was looking for some Chocolate or Peechy goodness...NOT looking to be the catcher of your fastball, so to speak...
The Chocolate Goddess
30-03-2005, 16:27
*whips Gawdly*
*observes his technique*
Not bad...
Peechland
30-03-2005, 16:27
*french kisses everyone in the castle...spending a little more time on Goddess.....weaving her hair through my fingers and forcefully tilting her head back to ensure a deep, soft, slow "good morning I'm happy to see you" effect*
Morning all
*observes his technique*
Not bad...
...but not GREAT.
Do me, oh Gooiest of Goddesses!
Legless Pirates
30-03-2005, 16:28
Uhmmm LP? I was looking for some Chocolate or Peechy goodness...NOT looking to be the catcher of your fastball, so to speak...
Quit whining. You wanted whipping, I give you whipping
*Crack!*
And after that the oral sex.
The Chocolate Goddess
30-03-2005, 16:28
Uhmmm LP? I was looking for some Chocolate or Peechy goodness...NOT looking to be the catcher of your fastball, so to speak...
*he feels the hot whip of her Sweetness on his back, with that special flick of the wrist that licks the blood*
:rolleyes: what is my title here?
:confused: not following
*attempts to fix hair*
The Chocolate Goddess
30-03-2005, 16:29
*french kisses everyone in the castle...spending a little more time on Goddess.....weaving her hair through my fingers and forcefully tilting her head back to ensure a deep, soft, slow "good morning I'm happy to see you" effect*
Morning all
you really have to stop doing that during my daylight hours...
The Chocolate Goddess
30-03-2005, 16:30
:confused: not following
*attempts to fix hair*
Mistress of Self-gratification AND Expert VOYEUR!
Peechland
30-03-2005, 16:31
LP.....can you clip my toe nails while youre at it....
*takes off shoes and pants...just for the hell of it*
Legless Pirates
30-03-2005, 16:33
LP.....can you clip my toe nails while youre at it....
*takes off shoes and pants...just for the hell of it*
Gawdly, you can consider yourself lucky.... or unlucky.... whatever
*clips Peeches' toenails and looks up*
Anything else in need of clipping?
Peechland
30-03-2005, 16:36
Gawdly, you can consider yourself lucky.... or unlucky.... whatever
*clips Peeches' toenails and looks up*
Anything else in need of clipping?
Now that you mention it....umm...yes. You could do that thing you did to yourself that you havent sent me pics of yet. /kinda subtle
Legless Pirates
30-03-2005, 16:39
Now that you mention it....umm...yes. You could do that thing you did to yourself that you havent sent me pics of yet. /kinda subtle
(forgot the digi cam, sorry)
*starts clipping hair with his face, with the tongue sticked out slightly in concertration, only inches away*
Peechland
30-03-2005, 16:47
After this "grooming" process(yum).....I'm going to need food and a nap I think. Whos firing up the bbq today?
LP-u gots a TG
Legless Pirates
30-03-2005, 16:49
After this "grooming" process(yum).....I'm going to need food and a nap I think. Whos firing up the bbq today?
LP-u gots a TG
Like a real nap or just laying on a bed?
*looks innocent*
Peechland
30-03-2005, 16:52
Like a real nap or just laying on a bed?
*looks innocent*
well....not ''just" laying....
*looks even more innocent*
Legless Pirates
30-03-2005, 16:57
well....not ''just" laying....
*looks even more innocent*
*fake yawns*
Yeah. I think I'll take a "nap" as well
(you've got mail)
Mistress of Self-gratification AND Expert VOYEUR!
AHHHH!!! I apologise, must have underestimated you. Damn my arrogant vanity!
The Chocolate Goddess
30-03-2005, 17:01
AHHHH!!! I apologise, must have underestimated you. Damn my arrogant vanity!
oh that all right dear boy, i'm sure i can find a way to expiate your sins...
oh that all right dear boy, i'm sure i can find a way to expiate your sins...
Wow, look at the time. Lunch time. See you in an hour. Must maintain my girlish figure you know. *flexes absentmindedly* :p
Peechland
30-03-2005, 17:03
*fake yawns*
Yeah. I think I'll take a "nap" as well
(you've got mail)
we may as well nap each other...I mean nap together.
(u send to kelley may?
The Chocolate Goddess
30-03-2005, 17:05
Wow, look at the time. Lunch time. See you in an hour. Must maintain my girlish figure you know. *flexes absentmindedly* :p
girlish figure? *shakes her head* Peeches, I think you can have him...
Legless Pirates
30-03-2005, 17:06
we may as well nap each other...I mean nap together.
(u send to kelley may?
(no TG, sorry should have been clearer)
But I have to warn you. I always sleep in the nude
Quit whining. You wanted whipping, I give you whipping
*Crack!*
And after that the oral sex.
Promises, promises.
Peechland
30-03-2005, 17:15
girlish figure? *shakes her head* Peeches, I think you can have him...
lol.....erm....I..erm....
(no TG, sorry should have been clearer)
But I have to warn you. I always sleep in the nude
(I got it just now)
Oh no....nude? I'll just have to deal with that somehow.(I know exactly how)
Now that you mention it....umm...yes. You could do that thing you did to yourself that you havent sent me pics of yet. /kinda subtle
*flips through collection of Gawdly-in-the-buff photos*
Ask and thou shalt receive, Peechy.
Legless Pirates
30-03-2005, 17:19
lol.....erm....I..erm....
Can I have him?
Oh no....nude? I'll just have to deal with that somehow.(I know exactly how)
*checks Peech for knives*
Phew.
Peechland
30-03-2005, 17:25
Gawdly.....I cold probably find one of you in a Playgirl mag you stud.
LP- I left my knives at the door....along with my assless chaps.
*slays peasant who was trying to escape from LPs room*
You should really put them in a cage or something. .....like I do.
Legless Pirates
30-03-2005, 17:28
LP- I left my knives at the door....along with my assless chaps.
*slays peasant who was trying to escape from LPs room*
You should really put them in a cage or something. .....like I do.
I can see ;)
*admires Peeches' slaying and other parts*
It's more fun when they think they have a chance. They smile. I hate death grumpy people
The Chocolate Goddess
30-03-2005, 17:28
*spying on them all, while torturing some peasant with unquenchable rapture... life is sweet*
Gawdly.....I cold probably find one of you in a Playgirl mag you stud.
Nay, m'lady...these are from my private collection. I only share with those that can appreciate...my snausage is NOT for the masses!
Well, except the masses HERE!
The Chocolate Goddess
30-03-2005, 17:37
Nay, m'lady...these are from my private collection. I only share with those that can appreciate...my snausage is NOT for the masses!
Well, except the masses HERE!
oh... goodie *grin*
girlish figure? *shakes her head* Peeches, I think you can have him...
What a cold, cruel mistress you are. You're just mad cause I keep walking out on you when things start getting good. :p
The Chocolate Goddess
30-03-2005, 18:08
What a cold, cruel mistress you are. You're just mad cause I keep walking out on you when things start getting good. :p
you think...
*hangs shoulders* Yes. Yes, I do. And I apologise, My Goddess. I have not been appropriately faithful. :(
The Chocolate Goddess
30-03-2005, 18:10
*hangs shoulders* Yes. Yes, I do. And I apologise, My Goddess. I have not been appropriately faithful. :(
... well...
... I'm waiting...
... well...
... I'm waiting...
*pauses*
*grins*
*rips off clothes and is standing there in leather pants with suspenders*
*pauses*
*grins*
*rips off clothes and is standing there in leather pants with suspenders*
*...and bowtie*
OOC: Im not promising anything about interruptions. I am at work...