NationStates Jolt Archive

From our leader Occidio Multus:

Allright. after reading new foxxinias post, i am inspired to uprise.
i think the royalty thing was slanted. as a two month poster, all i wanted to be was the court's Dr. Death. but no. they are too nice over there. so, here we are, in the region of Riigor Mortiis, establishing a REJECT ROYALTY OF REBELS. create your title, and state your duties. i will alter them to my tastes.
post them in the thread, and make sure you telegram me with them at my nation, because i may not see them in this looong thread.lets figure out a way to overthrow all that is right, and normal with the world.
free sex, violence, fires and generally sickening chaos for all who join. not for the faint of heart.
have some fun here, then report for our first challenge at http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread...384#post8463384
Vittos Ordination- thee High Priest of PsychoSex. he runs the dungeon.ladies- he gives great torture. the pleasure is painful and free of charge.

Tribes of Longton- Official Metal Head and Evil Bastard. nutting enemies into oblivion. moonlights as a masturbation ambassador. watch out when he starts banging that head of his....

Gaeltach-Countess of Mildly Irritating Pointy Objects. manages the inventory of Pointy Devices and other torturous Objects. fills requests for Materials or Advice. heads an R&D facility to increase the effectiveness of current Devices and to create new and exciting prospects.

Peechland-Warrior Maiden.Collector of Enemy Scrotums. need we say more?

Lascivious Maximus- Intrepid Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer extraordinaire.Chief and Commander of Exploratory Conquest. dividing legs and conquering ladies everywhere.

Teh Cameron Clan- Invader Zim-Zum. he does whatever the hell he wants, as long as he wants, to who he wants, when he wants, how he wants, where he wants.

Eichen Sire Spliffy. he peddles various party favors to the isand brethrenfrom his hammock made of the golden hair of 1000 virgins.also- part time police officer. works for bribes, bare breasts or a good meal.

Keruvalia Dark Lord of the Shadows. fronts the progressive rock band "Kings of Cunningulus". offers personal spiritual counseling and sexual manipulation.

HadesRulesMuch, Harbinger of Headaches, Purveyor of Penile Dysfunction, the GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY. travels the realm, wishing he was inflicting horrible migraines, erectile disorder, ejaculatio praecox, shrinkage, and horribly bad jokes all on who are unlucky enough to cross his path! actually, he is the camera guy who films the porn movies.

Kellarly Unyielding Mortificator - Supplier of harvested souls to the Kasino, fresh food for the Banquets and extra test subjects for dark princess gael to 'play' with (all in the same trip )

DHomme Leering Lurker of the Unparralelled Social Circles- once he shakes your hand and says hello- he will make a lasting, permanent, painful impression. also the Master of Ceremonies at all events.

Haken Rider Evil Smileys Master of doom! Pokes you in the back with a foreign object, then squirts something in your eye. straight outta belgium.

Neo Anarchists Dark Lady of Relentless Feather Attacks! beware her porcupine quills, filled with Tresor. side gig- Lipstick Regulator.

GoingNuckingFuts Proud supporter of lost causes and founder of 8976. give him your tired, your poor. Soapbox Factory owner.

Zotona Queen of Extreme Eccentricity and Random Rantings.belittling all residents is her specialty. she wont shut up until you give her a skin flute. she plays well.

Plutonian EmpireUniversal President: President of the Universe
Creates solar systems, ignites supernovae, smashes asteroids & planets into eachother, and uses black holes for prisons instead of dungeons. see what happens when you let people make up their own titles?

Planners Randy Da' Asspirate, 5 year delinquent old, kleptomaniac. steals everything that isnt nailed down, and nails everything he hasnt stolen

Nation of FortuneThe Sadistic Gun For Hire. A mercenary that shares loyalty with no one, who also has a thing for watching others in pain.and he is good at it, too.

New SancrosanctiaExcecutive Officer of the Peasant Control Force. wherever you find a whiny peasant bitching about anything, he and his guys are there. 3 categories of force- excessive,uneccesary, and just plain cruel.due to a case of jungle fever, he suffers from extreme dementia.

You Forgot Poland The Duke of Hurl. self explanatory. dont piss him off. but let us mention that he gives the most excellent full body massages.

The odd one He who tends the Garden of Evil. hes got all kinds of plants- illegal, its rumored. he also makes the most lovely planters from the skulls of slayed peasants. or your mother- in - law, if you wish.

Legless PiratesHigh Whore LP of the Seven Seas - If you want him, come and claim him. wait. lay the claim first, then come. Master of male bonding and female bondage.he says he is a paramedic, but explain the tongue shoved down my throat during CPR.

KhudrosThe Urban Urchin of Yonder Verse. in charge of book burning, and disposal of all netherworld media. anything nice, or of sentimental value dissapears under his sharp eye.has a chick flick bonfire on tuesdays, and gets high off the fumes of melting plastic.

Gawdly International Male Model, and Super Stud. we post him at the gate and make him entice the teenyboppers to enter the castle. loves the sound of applause.on the weekend- he runs the Athletics program, as he is switch hitter specialist.

Chocolate Goddess Mistress of Self-Gratification and Sin, Expert Voyeur. has extensive toy collection, and a two way mirror in her chamber. also serves as 24 hour cocktail waitress, offering special treats, coated in her own secret sauce.

Poladsia Apathetic but Dignified Narcoleptic Ambassador. he was supposed to be castle reporter, but he cant stay awake.enjoys nudges from razor sharp weapons.

Trilateral Commision Crafty Narcissistic Fertilizer Salesman. nickname-Scott P. he was the resident marine biologist until he failed to predict the tides. runs popular workshop "How to Almost Get Away with Killing Your Family 101".leads a double life as an apparently unskilled fisherman and swinger.believe everything he says..

EridanusSir Zach Sack Sewer.fashion designer, and runs the sweatshop. sews scrotums into cloaks for the misfit army. find him underground, thinking of new ideas for armor, sheets and baskets made from the most delicate of skins.

MonotonousUber Pyromaniac, Flamethrower Artiste. creates masterpieces, then destroys them. sets random fires, and runs fireworks nightly. also breaks up the homoerotic action explosives when it threatens to get out of hand.

Suklaa, Prince of Vanity and Corruption- he looks in the mirror alot whilst paying off foreign dignitaries -forcing them to sell us their raw materials at cost...also lures unsuspecting female peasants into his castlemates grasp. He's one smooth criminal.
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need to borrow a cup of sugar from a stiff? join me in Riigor Mortiis
i made it to round three in the nicest ns female contest. what is this world coming to?
Keruvalia=She's right ... her personality makes her the most sexually desirable human being on NS.
Creator of the Reject Royalty of Rebels.

*walks into castle while stepping over dead peasants and cheerleaders*

I see LP and Vitto got drunk and celebrated St Pattys day in style.....

*starts cleaning up*

We do have slaves for that you know...i mean they can ea....ahem.....dispose of these corpses and lick the floor clean too!

We do have slaves for that you know...i mean they can ea....ahem.....dispose of these corpses and lick the floor clean too!


I lost my key to the lock on the grate..Thank goodness you showed up. *stops mopping up blood*

*fires royal cannon at castle*

Traitors!! DIE!!!

*fires royal cannon at castle*

Traitors!! DIE!!!

*Shouts back*

You gotta put a cannon ball in it! :rolleyes:

I lost my key to the lock on the grate..Thank goodness you showed up. *stops mopping up blood*

*Unlocks slaves who proceed to 'nibble' at the dead peasents and cheerleaders*

They'll be all gone soon :D

*rides up on steed*

*drunken slur*

Kanabia's Kingdom kinda died.... can i come slay stuff with you guys for a bit?
i'm a pretty good knight, even if i do have a tendancy to get high and wonder off... hey wow! i have more beer from St Paddys day! w00t!

*swigs liberally*




ooc: i have no idea whats going on but i need distraction over the next few days, plus i want in on the fun :D

*shoots pickled bat droppings at King Kanabia*

Run away....unless you want to become one of Gael's experiements..... your highness

*rides up on steed*

*drunken slur*

Kanabia's Kingdom kinda died.... can i come slay stuff with you guys for a bit?
i'm a pretty good knight, even if i do have a tendancy to get high and wonder off... hey wow! i have more beer from St Paddys day! w00t!

*swigs liberally*




ooc: i have no idea whats going on but i need distraction over the next few days, plus i want in on the fun :D


read the first post and give yourself a title and duties.....welcome aboard PM

*Carves "Peech Rules" on PM's forehead to show her affection*

read the first post and give yourself a title and duties.....welcome aboard PM

*Carves "Peech Rules" on PM's forehead to show her affection*
*gets out rusty bread knife*

*carves "yeah i do :cool: " underneath* (with the smiley ;) )

*shouts from dungeon*

HEY!!! Could you keep it down up there?!! I've got a splitting headache.

*swears incoherently*

*shouts from dungeon*

HEY!!! Could you keep it down up there?!! I've got a splitting headache.

*swears incoherently*

*Bangs on metal grate with a lead pipe*

Sorry! :p :D

*A tornado appears out of clear skies*

*tornado drops off TPE*

Greetings all!

*tornado disappears*

ok, titles and all that crap... i hereby proclaim myself to be Dark Lord Pure Metal the VIth.

this is me (http://www.hlj.me.uk/PURE%20METAL/Copy%20of%20King%20Portrait%20smaller.jpg), and my wenches (enjoy ;) )
this (http://www.hlj.me.uk/PURE%20METAL/Copy%20of%20dark_castle%201.jpg) is my castle, where can all hang out. its a few miles trek away tho and its a little chilly, so wrap up warm :)

i love to slay things liberally; good, bad, whatever. dead stuff is the best kind of stuff. you better not make me angry.... you wouldn't like me when i'm angry (this (http://www.mlantern.com/ab/images/hulk.jpg) is me once slightly riled ;) )
i carry round my sac of Old Tobey, the finest Weed in the Southfarthing (or something like that... the dude was high when i got it), so if anyone's up for a bit of smoking, wondering about and slaying stuff, join my epic quests of greatness :D

hey TPE, lets go get mashed

*swaggers in general direction of the pub*

*Bangs on metal grate with a lead pipe*

Sorry! :p :D

ARRRGGGHHHH

*head explodes*

hey TPE, lets go get mashed

*swaggers in general direction of the pub*
I don't drink, but chocolate milk is what does it for me :D

*Goes along*

I've only got a few minutes, then I"m outa here.

ARRRGGGHHHH

*head explodes*


*brings Vitto a home brew sure to cure his hangover*

it also doubles as a solvent for rust and paint.

*brings Vitto a home brew sure to cure his hangover*

it also doubles as a solvent for rust and paint.

Thanks Peeches, my iron stomach got a little rusty after last night.

*takes a drink and passes out*

*goes to the pub anyway*

if anyone wants me, i'll be sitting in the darkest corner of the room, slowly smoking a pipe watching some Hobbits getting pissed



*righteously slays some peasant on the way*

*goes to the pub anyway*

if anyone wants me, i'll be sitting in the darkest corner of the room, slowly smoking a pipe watching some Hobbits getting pissed



*righteously slays some peasant on the way*

bring LP back from the pub when you leave....he's usually passed out in the bathroom by now.

*checks watch*

Mmm... gotta go.

Bye all!

*teleports out*

*wakes up fully revived*

Damn Peech, what was in that? I feel like a new man.

*wakes up fully revived*

Damn Peech, what was in that? I feel like a new man.


It was a recipe from my late Grandmother......PeAch juice,ashes of old lovers, and the sweat from a TV Evangelist.

*Spiff swaggers in... hung... and hung over. Ahhh, St. Patricks day!*

*Spiff swaggers in... hung... and hung over. Ahhh, St. Patricks day!*


*hands Lasc a goblet of her special hangover cure*

wow-you really are hung..........over.

It was a recipe from my late Grandmother......PeAch juice,ashes of old lovers, and the sweat from a TV Evangelist.

That explains my desire to have sex with Tammy Faye Baker.

That explains my desire to have sex with Tammy Faye Baker.

You too?

*buffs flagpole while holding picture of Tammy Faye*

*bounces*

*Rides up, still dragging Mac*

I miss anything interesting?

*looks around for signs of life..........or death*

Gael! Morning! I see you retrieved him. *looks at what was once worn as a kilt on Macc, but now looks more like a headband*

Thats what he gets for running away like a little girl.

I think he's learned his lesson.

*dismounts, unties him, and leaves him there.*

Some nasty scratches, eh? Perhaps in hindsight I should have avoided all those jagged rocks and stayed on the road.

I dont know where all the men are....I think sleeping off their St Pattys day hangovers. Vitto and Lasc were moaning earlier but I'm not sure if it was from pleasure or pain.

One can never tell around here.....

*moons the regects from afar*

*Steps out of temporal hole in the wall*

*yawn*

Someone, quick, free me of this boredom... How can mortals live like this? :confused:

*moons the regects from afar*


*shoots Finde in the ass with a flaming arrow*

*hurls a spear at Findecano*

*Steps out of temporal hole in the wall*

*yawn*

Someone, quick, free me of this boredom... How can mortals live like this? :confused:
They can't. You never wondered about their short lifespans?

*Steps out of temporal hole in the wall*

*yawn*

Someone, quick, free me of this boredom... How can mortals live like this? :confused:


Well CG, theres always Vittos dungeon of pain/pleasure to keep you busy....I sometimes go down there by myself and ........play.

They can't. You never wondered about their short lifespans?

But I hate doing it myself!

Oh well...

*waves her hand and 12 slaves appear*
*starts to direct her own bloody little puppet show*

as long as I have my scrotum your spears and arrows are useless


*is gone*

Well CG, theres always Vittos dungeon of pain/pleasure to keep you busy....I sometimes go down there by myself and ........play.

Oh, thanks, you're a Peach!

*makes puppets disappear and goes to dungeon in search of... entertainment*

as long as I have my scrotum your spears and arrows are useless


*is gone*


I'm pacing myself with the taking of your scrotum.......I want it to be a memorable event for you.

I'm pacing myself with the taking of your scrotum.......I want it to be a memorable event for you.
:D it will grow back right?

Thanks Peeches, my iron stomach got a little rusty after last night.

*takes a drink and passes out*

*tries to wake the mortal*

*begins to explore*

Does he have all his parts? Hmm

*Mounts up*

I think I'm gonna ride around, and look for some stuff to steal.

*tries to wake the mortal*

*begins to explore*

Does he have all his parts? Hmm

*adopts downcast, dejected, sad-puppy look*

M'lady, you left me mid-lick yesterday...did you not enjoy my ministrations??

:D it will grow back right?


No .....I'm afraid I sever one of the main arteries when I harvest a scrotum....but in your case......I might just take your nipples instead and use you for my own personal "reasons"

*Mounts up*

I think I'm gonna ride around, and look for some stuff to steal.


I'll join you in a bit....I need some items anyway

No .....I'm afraid I sever one of the main arteries when I harvest a scrotum....but in your case......I might just take your nipples instead and use you for my own personal "reasons"
Meh go ahead, im not using them

Meh go ahead, im not using them


well its just not the same when I have permission... :(

*tries to wake the mortal*

*begins to explore*

Does he have all his parts? Hmm

*enjoys the searching*

*pretends to sleep*

well its just not the same when I have permission... :(
fine....
hands of my nipples witch.

happy?

fine....
hands of my nipples witch.

happy?


You need some time in the Peech Room I think.

*drags Finde by the earlobes, kicking and screaming*

*spots Gawdly, readies the lasso*

You need some time in the Peech Room I think.

*drags Finde by the earlobes, kicking and screaming*
ahhhh :confused:
*kicks and screams*

*yet smiles*

*adopts downcast, dejected, sad-puppy look*

M'lady, you left me mid-lick yesterday...did you not enjoy my ministrations??

My most fervent worshiper!
You must know that Goddesses are fickle but require adoration from their flock.

*gives him a decidedly hot look*

Should we retire?

ahhhh :confused:
*kicks and screams*

*yet smiles*


just try not to get anything in my hair-k?

just try not to get anything in my hair-k?
agreed

*is tired and disappears*

*Lasso catches Gawdly round the chest. Hands the loose end to CG*

All yours.

*enjoys the searching*

*pretends to sleep*


*divides herself in two - one takes Gawdly by the hand*

*other continues to minister to this deserving mortal*

Oh my, is that for me?

*Lasso catches Gawdly round the chest. Hands the loose end to CG*

All yours.

Thanks. Let me know if I can return the favor... later.

I wonder where Tribes is.....we didnt leave him anywhere did we?

Vitto- you dont have him down in the dungeon do you?

*divides herself in two - one takes Gawdly by the hand*

*other continues to minister to this deserving mortal*

Oh my, is that for me?

It certainly is. This is the type of hangover relief I have been needing.

I wonder where Tribes is.....we didnt leave him anywhere did we?

Vitto- you dont have him down in the dungeon do you?

No, its just me, half of CG, the sex slaves, and the zombies down here. If you do see him tell him I have some new eyebrows for him.

It certainly is. This is the type of hangover relief I have been needing.

*waves her hand and Vitto is tied up tight in chocolate rope*
Sorry, I don't like to mess the hair.

Now, how about a... massage? I just happen to have some of my 'secret sauce' with me... Like it soft and sweet or hard and spicey?

*steals stuff*

*steals stuff*


Give me back my assless chaps!

Hello all. Have I missed any good sex/dismemberment/sexy-dismemberment?

*prances arounds in Peech's assless chaps*

These are soooooo sexy.

Hello all. Have I missed any good sex/dismemberment/sexy-dismemberment?


*greets Tribes with a punch to the groin and a french kiss*

Where have you been love?? Vitto has some new eyebrows for you....he took from ......someone.

*prances arounds in Peech's assless chaps*

These are soooooo sexy.


You look almost as good as I do in those.

*sits back and licks her saber while getting a lap dance from Planners*

*steals Vitto's eyebrows, and nails it to his forehead*

*leading Gawdly the her mirrored chamber*

*sudden urge for chocolate on a stick*

Gawdly, where is the flagpole? We need it, now.

*waves her hand and Vitto is tied up tight in chocolate rope*
Sorry, I don't like to mess the hair.

Now, how about a... massage? I just happen to have some of my 'secret sauce' with me... Like it soft and sweet or hard and spicey?

Let's start it out with 5 minutes of soft and sweet, and then go into a couple hours of hard and spicey.

*greets Tribes with a punch to the groin and a french kiss*

Where have you been love?? Vitto has some new eyebrows for you....he took from ......someone.
*collapses, gasping for breath*

I was....hunting....

...yes, hunting for chavs

*steals Vitto's eyebrows, and nails it to his forehead*
Those eyebrows are mine, you shit!

*chases planners with bloodstained war cock*

*steals Vitto's eyebrows, and nails it to his forehead*

It's alright, I always keep a spare.

Tribes, here are the eyebrows I have been saving for you.

Let's start it out with 5 minutes of soft and sweet, and then go into a couple hours of hard and spicey.

A mortal who knows what he likes. Yummy

*pours the sweet 'secret sauce' and gently starts basting the meat*

It's alright, I always keep a spare.

Tribes, here are the eyebrows I have been saving for you.

Are you inviting more friends? :D

A mortal who knows what he likes. Yummy

*pours the sweet 'secret sauce' and gently starts basting the meat*

Shouldn't the basting make the meat softer? It isn't working.

did you bring me back any scrotums or sharp things Tribes?

*looks around for presents*

Are you inviting more friends? :D

I see no reason why you couldn't handle the extra workload, you are a goddess aren't you?

Shouldn't the basting make the meat softer? It isn't working.

Chocolate is an aphrodisiac. Trust me, this will work.

*starts licking*

You should try it.

I see no reason why you couldn't handle the extra workload, you are a goddess aren't you?

*looks up, mid-lick, and winks slowly*

(ooc - cg1 to avoid confusion)

*leading Gawdly the her mirrored chamber*

*sudden urge for chocolate on a stick*

Gawdly, where is the flagpole? We need it, now.

did you bring me back any scrotums or sharp things Tribes?

*looks around for presents*
*produces scrotum headdress, 4 tattoed scrotes and 3 pierced ones*

Here are the man-sacs...

*rummages in pockets....for rather too long*

And here it a titanium scimitar, inlaid with molybdenum (it's light and incredibly deadly) :fluffle:

*produces scrotum headdress, 4 tattoed scrotes and 3 pierced ones*

Here are the man-sacs...

*rummages in pockets....for rather too long*

And here it a titanium scimitar, inlaid with molybdenum (it's light and incredibly deadly) :fluffle:


*drools*

I will kidnap some extra hot supermodels for you tonight my friend

*drools*

I will kidnap some extra hot supermodels for you tonight my friend
No need. Just be at the chambers in....30 seconds

*runs*

No need. Just be at the chambers in....30 seconds

*runs*


*puts on special assless chaps just for Tribes and brings a can of cheese whiz*

*puts on special assless chaps just for Tribes and brings a can of cheese whiz*
She knows my weakness! Cheese wiz and assless chaps

*glee*

*steps in to see an abundance of empoty beer bottles*

*fondles scrotum head dress while licking cheese whiz off of Tribes knee caps*

I'm in heaven

*steps in to see an abundance of empoty beer bottles*


you could use those for target practice. Have you bought or stolen any new guns lately?

She knows my weakness! Cheese wiz and assless chaps

*glee*

*steals cheez whiz and starts spreading it over his body*

OH...oooohh.......ya.........ooooohhhh ya.

*fondles scrotum head dress while licking cheese whiz off of Tribes knee caps*

I'm in heaven
You got into heaven in assless leather chaps?

Oh wait, you mean.....

:D

you could use those for target practice. Have you bought or stolen any new guns lately?
lessee here I got some more napalm for my flamethrower, and of course I brought my sniper rifle and m60

You got into heaven in assless leather chaps?

Oh wait, you mean.....

:D


Yes I did....and I was so surprised to see Moses wearing a studded leather collar and platform shoes..... :confused:

Yes I did....and I was so surprised to see Moses wearing a studded leather collar and platform shoes..... :confused:
You should see Noah - kinkiest bastard I ever saw. He managed to get half of Soddom and Gomorrah in. The parties he has I tells ya...

But anyway, back to teh sex :fluffle:

I joined before in the 1st topic, but haven't been added to the list yet. Here is my title/duties from the 1st thread:

*laughs insanely and decides to join the (now holy, because I say so!) insanity*

Title: The Most Divine Fluffalizer
Duties: (Re)Defining how holy everyone and everything is at his very whim. Spreading insanity, freakyness and fluffiness. Laughing insanely and generally being pretty damn insane.

So, I'll begin: *declares Peechland slightly holy, and The Chocolate Godess slightly holier than the current level of holiness, then laughs insanely* And now? Any suggestions?

*CG1*

*ties Gawdly to flagpole, dips in chocolate and licks*

Ah, Bliss!



*CG2*
*wipes on mouth on a slave's arm*

Well, the sweet sauce was delish, but you asked for the spicey stuff...

*carefully lets one gel square fall on Vitto's more interesting part*

*Vitto quickly turns hot, red and sweatty*

Told ya ;)

You should see Noah - kinkiest bastard I ever saw. He managed to get half of Soddom and Gomorrah in. The parties he has I tells ya...

But anyway, back to teh sex :fluffle:


*replaces stolen cheese whiz can with "I cant Believe its Not Butter"*

*applies liberally to Tribes*

*starts licking and rubbing his body against Tribes*

I joined before in the 1st topic, but haven't been added to the list yet. Here is my title/duties from the 1st thread:



So, I'll begin: *declares Peechland slightly holy, and The Chocolate Godess slightly holier than the current level of holiness, then laughs insanely* And now? Any suggestions?


*wipes holiness off herself with a wet-nap*

*carves "Joanie loves Chachi" on DIF'S forehead to show her affection*

welcome aboard you holy deviant.....

*runs towards the location of Chocolate Goddess with a maniacal grin, muttering incoherently and then steals a huge amount of chocolate*

*starts eating stolen chocolate at incredibly high speed, then declares TCG's chocolate extra holy after finding it unusually tasty*

I joined before in the 1st topic, but haven't been added to the list yet. Here is my title/duties from the 1st thread:



So, I'll begin: *declares Peechland slightly holy, and The Chocolate Godess slightly holier than the current level of holiness, then laughs insanely* And now? Any suggestions?


*steps out of temporal pocket*

*her diviness divided in her third incarnation, she dabs DIF with secret sauce and walks back to pocket*

*wipes holiness off herself with a wet-nap*

*carves "Joanie loves Chachi" on DIF'S forehead to show her affection*

welcome aboard you holy deviant.....

*suddenly notices a sharp pain in his forehead, ponders about the enscription and then fixes the pain by eating some more stolen chocolate and then going through a complicated process involving a strange combination of fluffalization and defluffalization*

*CG2*
*wipes on mouth on a slave's arm*

Well, the sweet sauce was delish, but you asked for the spicey stuff...

*carefully lets one gel square fall on Vitto's more interesting part*

*Vitto quickly turns hot, red and sweatty*

Told ya ;)

Give me one of those wet-naps, I've got sweat running in my eyes and I want to see this.

(ooc - cg1 to avoid confusion)

*leading Gawdly the her mirrored chamber*

*sudden urge for chocolate on a stick*

Gawdly, where is the flagpole? We need it, now.

I'm doing it, dangnabit...I'm doing it!

*mutters* Gawdly, give me the flagpole, Gawdly lick my Kit Kat, Gawdly, dress in a thong and dance the Macarena...work, work, work.

*pulls out now-flaccid flagpole, looks around for something to use to cover it in chocolate*

Vittos! LP!! I need some bending over action, boys...

Give me one of those wet-naps, I've got sweat running in my eyes and I want to see this.


*hands Vitto some wet-naps*

You might need extra when youre done.

*steps out of temporal pocket*

*her diviness divided in her third incarnation, she dabs DIF with secret sauce and walks back to pocket*

*after going through a certain experience, wonders whether he ate too much chocolate or not and then examines this "secret sauce" closer, and finally decides to devour it in an outburst of slightly weird and fuzzy joy*

*replaces stolen cheese whiz can with "I cant Believe its Not Butter"*

*applies liberally to Tribes*
Hey peech, why are you applying butter to me?

*sees tub*

OMG! I can't BELIEVE it's not butter! 9/10 fetishists cannot tell the difference between butter and ICBINButter.

*licks peech*

I've run out of "I Cant Believe its Not Butter"...

*looks at all the spilled chocolate laying around*

I can use this I guess.

Hold still Tribes.......Planners....want some of this semi-sweet goodness?

I've run out of "I Cant Believe its Not Butter"...

*looks at all the spilled chocolate laying around*

I can use this I guess.

Hold still Tribes.......Planners....want some of this semi-sweet goodness?
*wriggles slightly*

Hee hee that tickles!

*eyebrows would rais-if he'd attached some yet*

Ooh, that doesn't tickle.... :eek: :D

I've run out of "I Cant Believe its Not Butter"...

*looks at all the spilled chocolate laying around*

I can use this I guess.

Hold still Tribes.......Planners....want some of this semi-sweet goodness?


YESSSSSS Starts rubbing his body on Peech.

YESSSSSS Starts rubbing his body on Peech.


*licks chocolate off of Tribes and Planners*

Wait a minute....I think this is.....CG's special sauce.

*considers it for a minute*

Ah what the hell......*licks CG's special sauce from Tribes and Planners toes*

*finds Peechland and applies the last of his stolen chocolate to her, and then immedietly runs and hides in a strange cloud of fluffiness*

I'm doing it, dangnabit...I'm doing it!

*mutters* Gawdly, give me the flagpole, Gawdly lick my Kit Kat, Gawdly, dress in a thong and dance the Macarena...work, work, work.

*pulls out now-flaccid flagpole, looks around for something to use to cover it in chocolate*

Vittos! LP!! I need some bending over action, boys...

*CG1*
*licking chocolate and sauce*

A worshipper's work is never done.

You can have these tassled pillows, if you like... ;)

*licks chocolate off of Tribes and Planners*

Wait a minute....I think this is.....CG's special sauce.

*considers it for a minute*

Ah what the hell......*licks CG's special sauce from Tribes and Planners toes*
*looks up slightly perplexed*

I haven't been properly introduced to the 'special sauce'...what is it?

*find Peechland and applies the last of his stolen chocolate to her, and then immedietly runs and hides in a strange cloud of fluffiness*


*cuts through strange cloud of fluff with her saber*

What the hell is all this fluff doing here? Where is that sinning holy man?

*licks chocolate off of Tribes and Planners*

Wait a minute....I think this is.....CG's special sauce.

*considers it for a minute*

Ah what the hell......*licks CG's special sauce from Tribes and Planners toes*


*CG3 observing from her temporal pocket*

I do so like to share my bounty. Wait a minute... hey that's Cleo's sauce from yesterday...

*looks up slightly perplexed*

I haven't been properly introduced to the 'special sauce'...what is it?


I dont know. It tastes like Hersheys Syrup........I'm afraid to ask.

*resumes getting her chocolate fix*

*cuts through strange cloud of fluff with her saber*

What the hell is all this fluff doing here? Where is that sinning holy man?*Jumps out from behind a large pile of fluff and accidently lands on his head in front of Peechland and passes out*

*looks up slightly perplexed*

I haven't been properly introduced to the 'special sauce'...what is it?


*CG3 from her pocket*

*whispers in his ear*

It's my own special concoction with chocolate and mint, and... the secret ingredient of course...

*CG3 observing from her temporal pocket*

I do so like to share my bounty. Wait a minute... hey that's Cleo's sauce from yesterday...


Oh hell.....

*checks Tribes, Planners and her own immunization records*

Ok we're safe.....we were given the Ancient Egyptian Sex Sauce vaccine back in 2001.

I dont know. It tastes like Hersheys Syrup........I'm afraid to ask.

*resumes getting her chocolate fix*
Hang on, there's only a few bits where there's any chocolate left! Greedy Peech...Just here....and here...and *stretches slightly* heeeeereee..... :D

I dont know. It tastes like Hersheys Syrup........I'm afraid to ask.

*resumes getting her chocolate fix*

*CG3 jumps out from her temrporal pocket*

Tastes like Hershey's Syrup? :headbang:

Mortals, no sense of taste!

*walks away sulking*

Oh hell.....

*checks Tribes, Planners and her own immunization records*

Ok we're safe.....we were given the Ancient Egyptian Sex Sauce vaccine back in 2001.
I thought we had to have a booster every 4 years due to the potency of the sauce... :eek:

Ah well. If I'm gonna die, I'll die happy :p

*Jumps out from behind a large pile of fluff and accidently lands on his head in front of Peechland and passes out*


*looks down at DIF and shakes her head*


I forgot to give the new member a helmet. Bad Peech.*spanks self*

I still want to be called His Gluttony, master of cellars and kitchens, Eater of all that isnt too fast and Drinker off all things fluid. My responsibility is prechecking everything that is consumed and coming up with more decadent menus to tickle our fancies.

Hang on, there's only a few bits where there's any chocolate left! Greedy Peech...Just here....and here...and *stretches slightly* heeeeereee..... :D

*looks at passed out Divine Fluff, feels flagpole start to move*

Well, l'il Divine...I now call you Hershey Squirt!

*thrusts flagpole against Divine's nether regions*

I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YA, CG!!

I forgot to give the new member a helmet. Bad Peech.*spanks self**wakes up and helps Peechland spank herself*

*CG3 jumps out from her temrporal pocket*

Tastes like Hershey's Syrup? :headbang:

Mortals, no sense of taste!

*walks away sulking*


Well maybe I got it mixed up with the brownie sundae I was eating earlier.....what does it taste like CG?

*looks down at DIF and shakes her head*


I forgot to give the new member a helmet. Bad Peech.*spanks self*
Need a hand?

*lends a neighbourly hand*

Need a hand?

*lends a neighbourly hand*


You are such a team player....

You are such a team player....
There's no I in team. There is a me, though, and a meat...can you see where I'm going with this? :p

*wakes up and helps Peechland spank herself*

*is curious how Divine does this with Gawdly's flagpole firmly entrenched in his buttocks*

*breaks out the fireworks*

NOTE: NEW PLAYERS...

if your name is not on the first post, then send your title and description to Occidio Multus via telegram.



carry on....

There's no I in team. There is a me, though, and a meat...can you see where I'm going with this? :p

Yes. You spend a lot of time playing with yer meat??

Well maybe I got it mixed up with the brownie sundae I was eating earlier.....what does it taste like CG?

*walks back excitedly*

It's the drink of the Gawds!!!

Well, there isn't only the one sauce. It depends on who I am sharing it with.

But the many varieties have all one thing in common, my secret ingredient.

:D

Yes. You spend a lot of time playing with yer meat??
Well, I am the Ambassador to Mastubating. Apparently.. :confused:

Yes. You spend a lot of time playing with yer meat??


here play with my meat....

*hands tribes her turkey sandwich*

I hope that wasn't directed at me, the rebel uber-pyromaniac... I am on the first post...

(However, if it wasn't,[directed at me] please insult my intelligence.)

*walks away dissapointed when TOL takes over the assisting of spanking Peechland, and then gets his revenge* by drenching Peechland with semi-holiness*

*DIF thinks of it as such in his current confused state.

here play with my meat....

*hands tribes her turkey sandwich*
bloody 'intelligent word playThanks Peech!Just come out and say it next time! Always ask for a chicken sandwich...

here play with my meat....

*hands tribes her turkey sandwich*
bloody 'intelligent word playThanks Peech!Just come out and say it next time! Always ask for a chicken sandwich...

I hope that wasn't directed at me, the rebel uber-pyromaniac... I am on the first post...

(However, if it wasn't,[directed at me] please insult my intelligence.)


no no....we've just had a few people join since yesterday and Occy has been busy and not had a chance to add them to the first page. and our 1st thread reached its post limit so i made a new thread until she can come along and take charge of things again. thats all....i just didnt want anyone to be left out, plus by tg-ing occy, she wont have to flip through 50 pages to find everyones titles and stuff :)

Well, I am the Ambassador to Mastubating. Apparently.. :confused:

Oh, you are? *declares masturbation a holy act of pure divine holyness* There you go.

*is curious how Divine does this with Gawdly's flagpole firmly entrenched in his buttocks*


*Gawdly feels a pull, looks down and remembers the lasso incident...*

*suddenly feels... something going down his back*

no no....we've just had a few people join since yesterday and Occy has been busy and not had a chance to add them to the first page. and our 1st thread reached its post limit so i made a new thread until she can come along and take charge of things again. thats all....i just didnt want anyone to be left out, plus by tg-ing occy, she wont have to flip through 50 pages to find everyones titles and stuff :)
YOU DIDN'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! *chucks some incinedary grenades*

Oh, you are? *declares masturbation a holy act of pure divine holyness* There you go.
*in his loneliness, performs a certain act of pure divine holyness*

YOU DIDN'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! *chucks some incinedary grenades*


*with her trusty saber....slices grenades like a Ginsu through a coke can*


dont even think about it......

wowowowow. thanks peechy for handling things for me/us. there have been a lot of deaths in california this week. must be the astral configuration. adding joiners now. i only got 2 tgs from people...happen to remember where any one else joined?>

*is curious how Divine does this with Gawdly's flagpole firmly entrenched in his buttocks**explains about a complicated process involving a strange combination of fluffalization and defluffalization that can be used to make things a lot easier if done correctly*

*with her trusty saber....slices grenades like a Ginsu through a coke can*


dont even think about it......
*gets scared of saber* *remembers he has flamethrower* *burns stuff, not including Peech*

Give me one of those wet-naps, I've got sweat running in my eyes and I want to see this.

*sprawled on floor, playing with her tassles, hot, and sweatty*

I think I need a drink.

*gets up and slips into her temporal pocket*

I'll be back. You can always chew the chocolate rope.

*pocket closes*

*sprawled on floor, playing with her tassles, hot, and sweatty*

I think I need a drink.

*gets up and slips into her temporal pocket*

I'll be back. You can always chew the chocolate rope.

*pocket closes**violently tores said chocolate rope to pieces with his teeth and swallows it*

*Gawdly feels a pull, looks down and remembers the lasso incident...*

*suddenly feels... something going down his back*

*mutters* Dang, she's at it again...

*drags sorry ass back to CG's bedchambers*

*sighs*

*unrolls tongue, kneels, begans another hard, long day*

wowowowow. thanks peechy for handling things for me/us. there have been a lot of deaths in california this week. must be the astral configuration. adding joiners now. i only got 2 tgs from people...happen to remember where any one else joined?>


tell me who you got tg's from and i'll find the others...Pure metal joined on page one of this thread or maybe page 2

*violently tores said chocolate rope to pieces with his teeth and swallows it*

*Once again whole, her worshipfullness watches*

If you're nice, you may get more...

*wicked laugh*

ok, titles and all that crap... i hereby proclaim myself to be Dark Lord Pure Metal the VIth.

this is me, and my wenches (enjoy )
this is my castle, where can all hang out. its a few miles trek away tho and its a little chilly, so wrap up warm

i love to slay things liberally; good, bad, whatever. dead stuff is the best kind of stuff. you better not make me angry.... you wouldn't like me when i'm angry (this is me once slightly riled )
i carry round my sac of Old Tobey, the finest Weed in the Southfarthing (or something like that... the dude was high when i got it), so if anyone's up for a bit of smoking, wondering about and slaying stuff, join my epic quests of greatness
__________________


and

I joined before in the 1st topic, but haven't been added to the list yet. Here is my title/duties from the 1st thread:


Quote:
*laughs insanely and decides to join the (now holy, because I say so!) insanity*

Title: The Most Divine Fluffalizer
Duties: (Re)Defining how holy everyone and everything is at his very whim. Spreading insanity, freakyness and fluffiness. Laughing insanely and generally being pretty damn insane.



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*mutters* Dang, she's at it again...

*drags sorry ass back to CG's bedchambers*

*sighs*

*unrolls tongue, kneels, begans another hard, long day*

You really do know how to worship!

*drizzles some sweet sauce with a powerful kick*
*moans*

You really do know how to worship!

*drizzles some sweet sauce with a powerful kick*
*moans*

She's a tough mistress, but fair...

*renews licking with added zeal*

*Once again whole, her worshipfullness watches*

If you're nice, you may get more...

*wicked laugh**finds himself extremely attracted to the wicked laugh, and drools for a few minutes before getting a hold of himself again*

where did tribes and planners go?

are they off with the cheeze whiz and butter products??

*Lord HadesRulesMuch falls to the castle floor wearing a green hat, a lei, and a lot of flashing "Jaegermeister" lights. He gets up, grimacing not only at the pain of the fall bu the tremendous hangover he is suffering.*

"Ooof. Urgh. Uhhh. How the fuck did I end up sleeping on top of a chandelier last night? Last thing I remember was sitting at Jimmagan's drinking my fourteenth deuce of Jaegermeister and sipping on my 4th pitcher of that badass green Bud Lite. Ouch. Let's try and get me some medicine, ok? Oh, wait, dammit, I'm the Harbinger of Headaches.... "

*Makes the headache go away*

"Damn that feels good. How ya'll feelin this morning? Shit! it's 2:00 PM!"

*Lord HadesRulesMuch falls to the castle floor wearing a green hat, a lei, and a lot of flashing "Jaegermeister" lights. He gets up, grimacing not only at the pain of the fall bu the tremendous hangover he is suffering.*

"Ooof. Urgh. Uhhh. How the fuck did I end up sleeping on top of a chandelier last night? Last thing I remember was sitting at Jimmagan's drinking my fourteenth deuce of Jaegermeister and sipping on my 4th pitcher of that badass green Bud Lite. Ouch. Let's try and get me some medicine, ok? Oh, wait, dammit, I'm the Harbinger of Headaches.... "

*Makes the headache go away*

"Damn that feels good. How ya'll feelin this morning? Shit! it's 2:00 PM!"

*welcomes Hades with a left hook and a french kiss*

Hey babe....feeling yucky? Have some of this....it fixed Vitto right up

*hands hades a goblet of her special home brew hangover fix*

Its made from PeAch juice, ashes of old lovers and the sweat of a TV Evangelist.

*finds himself extremely attracted to the wicked laugh, and drools for a few minutes before getting a hold of himself again*


*collects drool in vials for later use*

*welcomes Hades with a left hook and a french kiss*

Hey babe....feeling yucky? Have some of this....it fixed Vitto right up

*hands hades a goblet of her special home brew hangover fix*

Its made from PeAch juice, ashes of old lovers and the sweat of a TV Evangelist.
*Chugs the mixture, then energetically fondles Peech as she french kisses him and pokes her energetically with his blunt instrument*

"By the way, have the servants go up there. There are two women who appear to have died of alcohol poisoning sometime last night remaining on top of the chandelier. I'm not sure what happened to the camera, but chances are it *might* be in one of them."

*looks around*
Hmm, not enough violence around here. I know! *runs to secret armoury*
*selects one of many h-bombs* Let's play toss the h-bomb!

*collects drool in vials for later use**finds Peechland's drool-collecting suspicious and wonders what she could possibly use holy drool from the only more than slightly insane Most Divine Fluffalizer in existance for*

*HadesRulesMuch looks around and decides to go watch a porno, seeing as how there is nothing else to do.*

"Yo, Peech, babe, wanna go see a movie?"

*finds Peechland's drool-collecting suspicious and wonders what she could possibly use holy drool from the only more than slightly insane Most Divine Fluffalizer in existance for*
* CG2 peeks from her temporal pocket*

Maybe to make a 'secret' concoction?

;)

*HadesRulesMuch looks around and decides to go watch a porno, seeing as how there is nothing else to do.*

"Yo, Peech, babe, wanna go see a movie?"


PORN?? *grabs Hades by the hand and sprints off to TV room*

you bet I do

*finds Peechland's drool-collecting suspicious and wonders what she could possibly use holy drool from the only more than slightly insane Most Divine Fluffalizer in existance for*


just wait til its time for cocktails and you'll see

*starts recipe for hallucination cocktails*

PORN?? *grabs Hades by the hand and sprints off to TV room*

you bet I do
*At the TV room, HadesRulesMuch rifles through a stack of DVDs until he finds one of his favorites*

"Yes! College Fever! It's set at this school where everyone is dying of this fever they get while having sex!"

* CG2 peeks from her temporal pocket*

Maybe to make a 'secret' concoction?

;) *suddenly hears a voice from nowhere* :eek: Mutters to himself: I guess I'll just have to wait and see... It appears I am bored, so now it's time to spread some fluffiness!

*uses his fluffalization and defluffalization powers to get around the laws of physics and fill CG2's temporal pocket with massive amounts of fluff, as well as a note with lots of text concerning clouds of screaming carrots*

*At the TV room, HadesRulesMuch rifles through a stack of DVDs until he finds one of his favorites*

"Yes! College Fever! It's set at this school where everyone is dying of this fever they get while having sex!"


*hopes for scenes of necrophilia*

*hopes for scenes of necrophilia*
"Of course! This one girl dies while this guy is... with.... her, and he doesn't notice. Because he's a zombie!"

*He starts the DVD and snuggles up next to Peech, stretches, yawns, and puts his arm around her.*

just wait til its time for cocktails and you'll see

*starts recipe for hallucination cocktails*

For Peechy, it's ALWAYS time for COCKtails....

*goes back to tantalizing CG's joy-button*

Hmm, seems our thread needs a bump, for the first time ever...

"Of course! This one girl dies while this guy is... with.... her, and he doesn't notice. Because he's a zombie!"

*He starts the DVD and snuggles up next to Peech, stretches, yawns, and puts his arm around her.*


*snuggles up close......munches on unpopped popcorn*

*snuggles up close......munches on unpopped popcorn*

*walks into home cinema room, whips out flagpole, painfully bends it between his legs so it flaps behind him*

Princess Peechy? Your cocktail is served!

*sips slowly*


where the heck did everyone go Gawd???

*walks in wearing a playboy bunny costume*

*sips slowly*


where the heck did everyone go Gawd???

*smiles slyly*

Who needs 'em? Plenty o' me to go around!

*holds up flagpole with both hands, straining from the weight*

*walks in wearing a playboy bunny costume*


oh god....did you borrow that from Mac? I found out his Kilt was nothing more than a regular old skirt.

oh god....did you borrow that from Mac? I found out his Kilt was nothing more than a regular old skirt.

Nope, took it from one of the peasants I killed outside.

Wild monkey sex than Edward scissorhands style!

You are the klepto extraordinaire......*pets Planners....feeds him Fried Bat wings for a treat*

*strains mightily against the weight of his massive flagpole*

Uhmmm....a little help here?

*nose starts twitching and starts hopping around the dungeon chewing on fried bat wing*

Hmmmmmm, greasy rubber lettuce..........

*suddenly hears a voice from nowhere* :eek: Mutters to himself: I guess I'll just have to wait and see... It appears I am bored, so now it's time to spread some fluffiness!

*uses his fluffalization and defluffalization powers to get around the laws of physics and fill CG2's temporal pocket with massive amounts of fluff, as well as a note with lots of text concerning clouds of screaming carrots*

*Since nothing appears to happen, DIF just sits around drooling some more, trying to figure out something to do*

*wipes drool off DIF and ties bib around his neck*


I'm worried about some of our other members....LP especially...I think he might have been mistaken for a peasant and someone may have slashed him to bits.

ok ...I'm out...see you all later


*french kisses for all and a right hook*

*wipes drool off DIF and ties bib around his neck*


I'm worried about some of our other members....LP especially...I think he might have been mistaken for a peasant and someone may have slashed him to bits.

*almost collapses from the weight of his flagpole*

Worry about THIS for a minute...ARRRRGH!

*falls to ground, crushed under the weight of his flagpole*

Mommy?

*dies*

*wipes drool off DIF and ties bib around his neck**unties it and reties it around Peechland's neck while giggling maniacally, and then force-feeds Peechland with extra-fluffy popcorn*

*weakly waggles a finger in the air*

I'm...not...quite...dead...yet...

*dies again*

*almost collapses from the weight of his flagpole*

Worry about THIS for a minute...ARRRRGH!

*falls to ground, crushed under the weight of his flagpole*

Mommy?

*dies*

*aahhhh, the benefits of playing nice with a goddess*

*opens his mouth and drizzles a few drops of the Most Divine Secret Sauce*

You should be all better... once your tongue's swelling goes down.

*drops in a chair and plays with her tassles*

*aahhhh, the benefits of playing nice with a goddess*

*opens his mouth and drizzles a few drops of the Most Divine Secret Sauce*

You should be all better... once your tongue's swelling goes down.

*drops in a chair and plays with her tassles*

*starts to stiffen*

Hey, it's a GOOD thing...not rigor mortis...

*eyes CG's tassles*

Oooooh...dinglers! May I dingle, m'lady?

*unties it and reties it around Peechland's neck while giggling maniacally, and then force-feeds Peechland with extra-fluffy popcorn*


Still drooling, dear? Here, let me help you...

*wipes drool and studies it*

*starts to stiffen*

Hey, it's a GOOD thing...not rigor mortis...

*eyes CG's tassles*

Oooooh...dinglers! May I dingle, m'lady?


Dingle away, mortal. I am, after all, a slave to my worshippers.

*Presents the dinglers*
Does the color please you? I could change it...

*UFO flies overhead*

*UFO hovers a few meters above the ground*

*Teleports TPE to the ground*

Greetings, all! :D

*UFO flies away*

*jumps into similar UFO conviniently placed not too far away*
Come back! You owe me some cash!

OOC: WTF?! No one else has posted here?! :(

OOC: WTF?! No one else has posted here?! :(

OOC: Is it like this every weekend?

*appears from her temporal pocket, drops on a pile of pillows and stretches*

OOC: Is it like this every weekend?
OOC: I hope not, because this is this place's very first weekend, it appears. Or is it second? hmmmm.....

IC: *Sees TCG*

Hello, there, miss. I don't believe we met?

IC: *Sees TCG*

Hello, there, miss. I don't believe we met?
*looks up*

Mmm, no. I've seen you around the universe, but we've never exchanged pleasantries.

*plays with tassles*

sex, violence, fires and generally sickening chaos.

Remember ppl lets keep this good.

Ooooooooo, I am painting flag poles with my flagpole on this naked sex slave.

*looks up*

Mmm, no. I've seen you around the universe, but we've never exchanged pleasantries.

*plays with tassles*
Ah. I see. Nice too meet you. Name's Eugene. Gene, for short.

Remember ppl lets keep this good.

Ooooooooo, I am painting flag poles with my flagpole on this naked sex slave.

*looks the flagpole over*

Not bad. Let me know if you need more slaves. I can be very accomodating... for aprice. ;)

Ah. I see. Nice too meet you. Name's Eugene. Gene, for short.
You may call me Divine. I see you are partial to chocolate.

*smiles slyly*

COuld I interest you in a new concoction of mine?

You may call me Divine. I see you are partial to chocolate.

*smiles slyly*

COuld I interest you in a new concoction of mine?
I love chocolate, especially milk! Sure! Whatcha got?

I love chocolate, especially milk! Sure! Whatcha got?
Well, my new drink is the Divine Kiss... I make best sauces, lotions, truffles in this universe. There also the Secret Sauce. Things got out of control yesterday with that sauce... I wonder if that's why things are so quiet?

*ponders for a few seconds, then smiles brightly*

What's your poison?

*looks the flagpole over*

Not bad. Let me know if you need more slaves. I can be very accomodating... for aprice. ;)

More slaves? There easy to get whips out a giant axe and goes charging out of the dungeon.

MORE BLOOOOOD for the NEEDY.

Well, my new drink is the Divine Kiss... I make best sauces, lotions, truffles in this universe. There also the Secret Sauce. Things got out of control yesterday with that sauce... I wonder if that's why things are so quiet?

*ponders for a few seconds, then smiles brightly*

What's your poison?
My "poison"?

My "poison"?
Don't worry, I haven't poisoned anyone in this place... I offer my bounty to all. Now how about that Divine Kiss?

*a bottle appears in her left hand and two long-stemmed glass in her right*

*Comes back throwing body parts of peasants into the dungeon*

Watch out here come the heads, BOOOOM

now the torso's wacks them in with his axe.

I made a canopy out of the arms and legs, in front of the entrance and I saved all the scrotums for peechy when she come's back.

Don't worry, I haven't poisoned anyone in this place... I offer my bounty to all. Now how about that Divine Kiss?

*a bottle appears in her left hand and two long-stemmed glass in her right*
Of course!

*goes to sit with Divine*

Well, my new drink is the Divine Kiss... I make best sauces, lotions, truffles in this universe. There also the Secret Sauce. Things got out of control yesterday with that sauce... I wonder if that's why things are so quiet?

*ponders for a few seconds, then smiles brightly*

What's your poison?
I have a 'special sauce' of my own... ;)

Care to try a little?

Too bad Vitto isn't here I could really use his help.

Starts nailing heads to the torsos.

*Comes back throwing body parts of peasants into the dungeon*

Watch out here come the heads, BOOOOM

now the torso's wacks them in with his axe.

I made a canopy out of the arms and legs, in front of the entrance and I saved all the scrotums for peechy when she come's back.

I' m sure she'll be very pleased. A girl always likes new perls for her necklace.

*hands him a glass of...*

I have a 'special sauce' of my own... ;)

Care to try a little?
*From her pilow throne*

Lasc, darling, care to join us in a Divine Kiss? Afterwards, I'd be very interested in... comparing recipes?

*naughty wink*

Of course!

*goes to sit with Divine*

Come my dear, have a taste of this.

*watches as TPE sips his drink*

*soft chocolate goes down, warming every inch of your body, smooth, with a hint of spice*

I' m sure she'll be very pleased. A girl always likes new perls for her necklace.

*hands him a glass of...*

Finishes nailing all the torsos and heads together, to make a slave doll of d00m.

Is it divine kiss or your secret sauce ;)

Starts poring the drink into the various heads of the doll.

Here you go dollywolly.

Come my dear, have a taste of this.

*watches as TPE sips his drink*

*soft chocolate goes down, warming every inch of your body, smooth, with a hint of spice*
Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that is soooo gooooood..... :)

Finishes nailing all the torsos and heads together, to make a slave doll of d00m.

Is it divine kiss or your secret sauce ;)

Starts poring the drink into the various heads of the doll.

Here you go dollywolly.


*pouts*

Now that was really a waste of excellent secret sauce.

Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that is soooo gooooood..... :)


*laughs breathlessly*

Wait...

*suddenly, your whole body quivers in an explosion of sensual pleasure*

;)

*pouts*

Now that was really a waste of excellent secret sauce.

Nooooooooo, ITS ALIVE! :eek:

The doll of d00m begins to eerily jerk to life, and starts doing the robot.

Nooooooooo, ITS ALIVE! :eek:

The doll of d00m begins to eerily jerk to life, and starts doing the robot.


*still breathless*

Well, at least now you'll have a 'mobile' playmate. It might even give you pleasure. :p

*From her pilow throne*

Lasc, darling, care to join us in a Divine Kiss? Afterwards, I'd be very interested in... comparing recipes?

*naughty wink*
Mmm... sounds 'do-able' ;)

*Swaggers over and clambors aboard the mountain of pillows beside CG*

Starts doing the robot with the d00m doll.

intergalactic
intergalactic
intergalactic

Mmm... sounds 'do-able' ;)

*Swaggers over and clambors aboard the mountain of pillows beside CG*

*hands over a glass*

Here, have a Kiss. Carefull, there's a kick to it.

*laughs wickedly*

*laughs breathlessly*

Wait...

*suddenly, your whole body quivers in an explosion of sensual pleasure*

;)
OOC: Damn, just as fun starts, I gotta go eat dinner! :mad: :mp5:

be back in 30-60 minutes.

*hands over a glass*

Here, have a Kiss. Carefull, there's a kick to it.

*laughs wickedly*
*slams drink back...*

Now... onto the main course!

*looks at Chocolate Goddess with a wicked grin...*

ooc: see ya in a bit Pluto! :)

OOC: Damn, just as fun starts, I gotta go eat dinner! :mad: :mp5:

be back in 30-60 minutes.



We'll... be here.
:fluffle:

oooooo dolly I am going to make you look so perrrty

Starts hammering scrotums to the doll.

Now its time for tea.

*slams drink back...*

Now... onto the main course!

*looks at Chocolate Goddess with a wicked grin...*

ooc: see ya in a bit Pluto! :)


Mmmm
Shall we... sample?

Mmmm
Shall we... sample?
Ooo La! Perhaps we shall!

*pillows sail into the air as Lasc lands on top of the Chocolate Goddess*

:D

Ooo La! Perhaps we shall!

*pillows sail into the air as Lasc lands on top of the Chocolate Goddess*

:D

*all dishevelled*

Wow, you mortals sure know how to worship!

*smears a sweet-smelling lotion on her partner*
*licks*

Ooo La! Perhaps we shall!

*pillows sail into the air as Lasc lands on top of the Chocolate Goddess*

:D

Crawls under lasc legs CG do you have any more secret sauce? Bimbo is thirsty.

*Bimbo the doll starts throwing sharp pointy things around the room *

Crawls under lasc legs CG do you have any more secret sauce? Bimbo is thirsty.

*Bimbo the doll starts throwing sharp pointy things around the room *

Oh my, this is nice!

*takes Planners hand and applies 'secret sauce'*

*all disheveled*

Wow, you mortals sure know how to worship!

*smears a sweet-smelling lotion on her partner*
*licks*
Hehehe... later it will be you worshiping me if you know what I mean! ;)

Crawls under lasc legs CG do you have any more secret sauce? Bimbo is thirsty.

*Bimbo the doll starts throwing sharp pointy things around the room * :eek:

*With all the sharp pointy objects flying around, Lasc gets excited slips and falls off the mountain of pillows... taking planners with him in the tumble*

Hehehe... later it will be you worshiping me if you know what I mean! ;)
:eek:

*With all the sharp pointy objects flying around, Lasc gets excited slips and falls off the mountain of pillows... taking planners with him in the tumble*

Darn, I knew I had miscalculated that ingredient!

*Alone atop the pillows, the Goddess takes matters into her own hands*

Hehehe... later it will be you worshiping me if you know what I mean! ;)
:eek:

*With all the sharp pointy objects flying around, Lasc gets excited slips and falls off the mountain of pillows... taking planners with him in the tumble*

*smiles at lasc and CG*

Hey! Hey! ;)

Bimbo come and join us.

*the behemoth of crudely assembled heads and torsos comes lumbering towards them*

Do you guys want to play tea too ;)

*starts licking his saucy hand*

*laughs breathlessly*

Wait...

*suddenly, your whole body quivers in an explosion of sensual pleasure*

;)
Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

*Looks naughtily at Divine* :D

:fluffle:

Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!


*Looks naughtily at Divine* :D

:fluffle:

*stops licking the secret sauce*
*catches TPE's look and laughs very naughtily*