NationStates Jolt Archive

*humps his stump across the floor*

WAIT! Me likee! Me likeeeeee!

well speak up, man

*hears a faint appeal and comes back*
You like what?

*goes back to pluto*

*digs a hole, jumps in, and remains there for eons on end*

*misses her fellow reject friends*

I guess I should kill something to keep me busy....

*finishes her love letter to Hades....written in peasant blood*

*misses her fellow reject friends*

I guess I should kill something to keep me busy....

*finishes her love letter to Hades....written in peasant blood*

*eyes flashing, gripping her whip*
Are mortal men always so... impossible?!!!

*eyes flashing, gripping her whip*
Are mortal men always so... impossible?!!!

always.....thats why I keep mine in line with sharp metal weapons. They seem to like it.....well....most.

always.....thats why I keep mine in line with sharp metal weapons. They seem to like it.....well....most.

I think it's time I peeled the skin of the presents you gave me... with my whip...

*peeks his head out of his hole on pluto*

*shifty eyes*

*exits fully from the hole, and closes it*

*misses her fellow reject friends*

I guess I should kill something to keep me busy....

*finishes her love letter to Hades....written in peasant blood*
*shivers in anticipation of receiving the letter*

*eyes flashing, gripping her whip*
Are mortal men always so... impossible?!!!
Of course. That is why you love us so much.

*Kills a few peasants, then punts a very small dog.*

*teleports back in*

Greetings. Again. :p :D

*after skining the 12 male models offered by Peech, she retrieves the skin, takes her needle and thread and starts stitching the pieces together*

*after skining the 12 male models offered by Peech, she retrieves the skin, takes her needle and thread and starts stitching the pieces together*

hard at work I see. I hope they werent too awfully late. By the looks of that supermodel quilt you are working on....I'd say they were.

hard at work I see. I hope they werent too awfully late. By the looks of that supermodel quilt you are working on....I'd say they were.

*looks with an evil smirk*
yes. they were. but they were willingly to... soften my displeasure.
*finishing her last stitch, she breaks the thread, and unfolds the quilt to review her work*

*looks with an evil smirk*
yes. they were. but they were willingly to... soften my displeasure.
*finishing her last stitch, she breaks the thread, and unfolds the quilt to review her work*


truely amazing......what craftsmanship. I love the various skin tones and how they compliment one another. I must have you make me a scrotum skin handbag.

truely amazing......what craftsmanship. I love the various skin tones and how they compliment one another. I must have you make me a scrotum skin handbag.

I'd love to. All this spying when there is nothing interesting to spy on is very tedious. How are the poisons working out?

Oh they are marvelous. I had one that works well as an anesthetic.....I used it on Gawdly to stitch him up after he got hit by one of my boomerand scalpels. I poured a few drops of one of them into some kids lemonade stand just for kicks and stood by and watched the customers fall over and die.

I found one I'm going to try on myself and Hades when he shows up. It's labeled "potion" instead of poison so I'm going to experiment on us.
*gets excited*

Oh they are marvelous. I had one that works well as an anesthetic.....I used it on Gawdly to stitch him up after he got hit by one of my boomerand scalpels. I poured a few drops of one of them into some kids lemonade stand just for kicks and stood by and watched the customers fall over and die.

I found one I'm going to try on myself and Hades when he shows up. It's labeled "potion" instead of poison so I'm going to experiment on us.
*gets excited*

;) You should find that one very interesting... *wicked laugh*

(in case you wonder, my windows installation died some days ago, and I have therefore not been able to post anything more until now)

*wakes up*
*wanders around aimlessly, thinking about random things, trying to figure out exactly what happened*
...
*suddenly bumps into TCG, looks up, and in his confused state gets extremely shocked and immedietly tries to fluffalize/defluffalize himself to safety, only to fail miserably and end up one meter away*

Fluff! We thought youd abandoned us for some normal peace loving group!

*carves Peech was here on his chest to show her affection*

(in case you wonder, my windows installation died some days ago, and I have therefore not been able to post anything more until now)

*wakes up*
*wanders around aimlessly, thinking about random things, trying to figure out exactly what happened*
...
*suddenly bumps into TCG, looks up, and in his confused state gets extremely shocked and immedietly tries to fluffalize/defluffalize himself to safety, only to fail miserably and end up one meter away*

*laughs again, caressing the new leather on her whip*
Well, well, well...
*unhooks the whip from her hip*

*carves Peech was here on his chest to show her affection*
*still confused, DIF manages to stop the bleeding*

*laughs again, caressing the new leather on her whip*
Well, well, well...
*unhooks the whip from her hip*
*puts up his semi-invisible Shield of Fluffiness just in case*

Divine, i am still adding you, dont think i forgot. i have just been too crazy to concentrate on one thing. hey everyone- how are you guys?

Divine, i am still adding you, dont think i forgot. i have just been too crazy to concentrate on one thing. hey everyone- how are you guys?

Never better *still eyeing DIF*

Divine, i am still adding you, dont think i forgot. i have just been too crazy to concentrate on one thing. hey everyone- how are you guys?


Our leader is back from her pilgrimage! Welcome great one.....we've been evil and corrupt in your absence.....I trust you are please?

Our leader is back from her pilgrimage! Welcome great one.....we've been evil and corrupt in your absence.....I trust you are please?
i have been reading the thread...this,and the original rivals anything on general. new challenge next week, and i will add everyone on Sunday night, perhaps, after i am certain i am not going to get paged to work. i cant stand to get started on something, and then be interrupted. btw- the ilock and warniong on the first thread was hysterical.

i have been reading the thread...this,and the original rivals anything on general. new challenge next week, and i will add everyone on Sunday night, perhaps, after i am certain i am not going to get paged to work. i cant stand to get started on something, and then be interrupted. btw- the ilock and warniong on the first thread was hysterical.


I know.... :rolleyes:

we've toned it down to conform to the mod's command....but its still violent and flirty.

*DIF suddenly feels something... a strange, strangely attractive feeling, which seems to come from TCG. DIF suddenly recognises it...*

Weird semi-evilness and insanity! :eek: Oh no! My self-control is crumbling! Now I'll just have to hope she doesn't laugh insanely, otherwise...

*DIF realizes that he said it openly, and immedietly gets extremely nervous*

----

Divine, i am still adding you, dont think i forgot.No problem. :p



btw, from now on, I will write f/d instead of fluffalize/defluffalize. (because of pure laziness)

*goes to her usual pillow pile, sits and lays her whip on her thighs. She opens her pouch and looks at her vials...*

*slowly regains his self control and hides in a random place*

wheres Tribes and Planners and Hades ?they better not be off on a slaying party without taking us....

*falls over*

Greetings, all!

I would like to be the royalty in charge of Heckling, harrasing, and genral making fun of other royalties. Title me what you would like:D

Damn! I caught a cold! *massive sneese*

(bump?)

*staggers in*

Anyone got a drink? I could murder a peasant.....'s brew right now also many peasants!

*looks at pool of blood on floor, with two small fleshy blobs in it*

Well I see Peech has been about...

Damn! I caught a cold! *massive sneese*

(bump?)
*shivers*

damn righ it's cold! :D

sha-thisisinnowayabump-zam!

*eats a turnip surprise*

*takes out saxophone....of doom*

*jams*

*makes peasants ears bleed*

*say's "Sco be doo wah bump ska bap a loo ba"*

*takes out saxophone....of doom*

*jams*

*makes peasants ears bleed*

*say's "Sco be doo wah bump ska bap a loo ba"*

*hearing the infernal sounds, she gets dressed in a tight fitting suede suit and goes downstairs*

Bravo!... Want a piece of chocolate? *she asks, presenting a small gloden box*

*steals the box*

*hearing the infernal sounds, she gets dressed in a tight fitting suede suit and goes downstairs*

Bravo!... Want a piece of chocolate? *she asks, presenting a small gloden box*
*looks in box, a lá Pulp Fiction*

Whoa.

*steals the box*
Oi! Gerrof.

*jams until monotonous has to click his fingers in appreciation, then steals the box*

*looks in box, a lá Pulp Fiction*

Whoa.


Oi! Gerrof.

*jams until monotonous has to click his fingers in appreciation, then steals the box*

*laughs wickedly*
Now, now, no need to get excited. *she produces another box, a red one*

*laughs wickedly*
Now, now, no need to get excited. *she produces another box, a red one*
Ooh, why thankyo...what's all this sti....

...you made this from a peasant didn't you! Aww.

EDIT: Damnit! I have to go!

*sprints to avoid being clubbed for starting this thread up only to sod off*

Ooh, why thankyo...what's all this sti....

...you made this from a peasant didn't you! Aww.

EDIT: Damnit! I have to go!

*sprints to avoid being clubbed for starting this thread up only to sod off*
Yeah, that's right, keep walking!

Ooh, why thankyo...what's all this sti....

...you made this from a peasant didn't you! Aww.

EDIT: Damnit! I have to go!

*sprints to avoid being clubbed for starting this thread up only to sod off*

*evil grin*
That's okay, I'll have my little revenge yet *caressing thebox of chocolates and chuckling*

Can I have a chocolate? A non-deadly one?

Can I have a chocolate? A non-deadly one?

*she ponders for a few minutes, then retrieves ffrom her small bag a box with a single chocolate inside*

This one should be... quite pleasant.

Yay! *eats*

Yay! *eats*

*the world turns topsy-turvy and becomes a Salvador Dali picture come to life*
This should be entertaining.

Oh they are marvelous. I had one that works well as an anesthetic.....I used it on Gawdly to stitch him up after he got hit by one of my boomerand scalpels. I poured a few drops of one of them into some kids lemonade stand just for kicks and stood by and watched the customers fall over and die.

I found one I'm going to try on myself and Hades when he shows up. It's labeled "potion" instead of poison so I'm going to experiment on us.
*gets excited*
*rubs hands in anticipation*
Ah, if only my dear dark lady were here now. I feel the urge to slay.
*Pulls out his enormous 6' Scottish Claymore with saw-edged blade, experimentally lops a support column in half*

*slays a dozen peasants just for the hell of it*

*she shifts her gazes from drug induced hallucinations to the killing of peasants, finding this sport more entertaining...*

*extremely excited, DIF jumps out from his hiding place; the last of his self control completely eradicated by TCG's wicked laugher and overall evilness, insanity and fluffiness. (she makes use of fluffy pillows) DIF starts running, faster and faster, only to stop and involunteerly fall to the ground when he hits a rock that, for some reason, happened to be in the wrong place. DIF quickly gets up on his feet again; his face covered by a weird smile, emmiting a slightly evil-like insane laugher, he keeps running, spreading fluffiness in his wake...*

*eventually, DIF reaches his target; TCG. With a horrific scream, DIF takes a huge leap and soon lands on top of TCG, bringing her with him to the ground. (how DIF, a not-so strong, very slim nerd with pretty bad condition managed to do this will forever be a mystery. Perhaps it has to do with his fluffalization/defluffalization powers?) Unfortunately, DIF's head ends up hitting the ground, and he looses consciousness...*

Happy Easter, everyone.

*Walks around passing out Easter Hand Grenades*

A little red dot appears on one of the Easter Hand Grenades seconds before it blows to smitherreens

Happy Easter, everyone.

*Walks around passing out Easter Hand Grenades*
*Takes one, bites half of it off*
Where the hell is the caramel filling?

*uses a sharp pointy object to pic open the lock to his soft padded room...........*gibbers**

WAGGA WAGGA VROOOOM!!

*extremely excited, DIF jumps out from his hiding place; the last of his self control completely eradicated by TCG's wicked laugher and overall evilness, insanity and fluffiness. (she makes use of fluffy pillows) DIF starts running, faster and faster, only to stop and involunteerly fall to the ground when he hits a rock that, for some reason, happened to be in the wrong place. DIF quickly gets up on his feet again; his face covered by a weird smile, emmiting a slightly evil-like insane laugher, he keeps running, spreading fluffiness in his wake...*

*eventually, DIF reaches his target; TCG. With a horrific scream, DIF takes a huge leap and soon lands on top of TCG, bringing her with him to the ground. (how DIF, a not-so strong, very slim nerd with pretty bad condition managed to do this will forever be a mystery. Perhaps it has to do with his fluffalization/defluffalization powers?) Unfortunately, DIF's head ends up hitting the ground, and he looses consciousness...*

*from the corner of her eye, she sees DIF approaching but has not time to move before he tackles her. she lightly shifts her weight, so he falls first, her on top. the blow knocks him unconscious.*

*laughing wickedly, she straddles him and starts to smear the contents of one purple vial on his face*
Well, that was entertaining.

*from the corner of her eye, she sees DIF approaching but has not time to move before he tackles her. she lightly shifts her weight, so he falls first, her on top. the blow knocks him unconscious.*

*laughing wickedly, she straddles him and starts to smear the contents of one purple vial on his face*
Well, that was entertaining.
*Straddles CG, for no reason than sheer fun*
*Pokes her*

*Straddles CG, for no reason than sheer fun*
*Pokes her*

*blows some cocoa powder in his eyes as a diversion while she sucker punches him. he falls to her left, she rolls and she crouches. waiting*

*Starts riding his big club of fury arond the room*

AHHHHH....oooogie.....oggiee........... VROOM!

*blows some cocoa powder in his eyes as a diversion while she sucker punches him. he falls to her left, she rolls and she crouches. waiting*
*Gets up, laughing. Pulls out his vicious Claymore and swings once, removing her clothes, then resheathes the sword.
Nice move with the powder!

*Gets up, laughing. Pulls out his vicious Claymore and swings once, removing her clothes, then resheathes the sword.
Nice move with the powder!

*wicked laugh. she goes to her pillow pil and lounges sensuously*
I do have a few tricks...

*wicked laugh. she goes to her pillow pil and lounges sensuously*
I do have a few tricks...
Care to show me more?
*Lays his sword aside, removes his shirt, exposing massively built biceps and pectorals, developed from years of swordsmanship and filming*

Care to show me more?
*Lays his sword aside, removes his shirt, exposing massively built biceps and pectorals, developed from years of swordsmanship and filming*

Actually, to can show me what you've got while I film... :)

Actually, to can show me what you've got while I film... :)
*Flexes, then grabs a nearby peasant girl. Begins dancing with her, both caught up in a whirling representation of a tornado. Finally, at the apex of the dance, he grabs the girl and calmly tears her in half. He removes all his clothes and continues his dance of tribute to the source of his strength.*

*Flexes, then grabs a nearby peasant girl. Begins dancing with her, both caught up in a whirling representation of a tornado. Finally, at the apex of the dance, he grabs the girl and calmly tears her in half. He removes all his clothes and continues his dance of tribute to the source of his strength.*

*she films his every move, every expression, the sheer pleasure of the kill and the powerful sense of strength this rather fine specimen exudes*

*she films his every move, every expression, the sheer pleasure of the kill and the powerful sense of strength this rather fine specimen exudes*
*Caught in the motions, no longer fully conscious of his actions, he begins moving slowly toward the bed, leaving a wave of shattered objects in his wake, the remnants of articles of furniture that stood in his path*

*Caught in the motions, no longer fully conscious of his actions, he begins moving slowly toward the bed, leaving a wave of shattered objects in his wake, the remnants of articles of furniture that stood in his path*

*she follows, filming, revelling in the chaos*

*she follows, filming, revelling in the chaos*
*As he approaches the bed his motions become more sensual. Reaching CG he takes the camera and places it on a desktop, never falling out of step. He grips CG and carries her with him, allowing her to experience the pure, unadulterated thrill of moving in the shadow of the tornado.*

*As he approaches the bed his motions become more sensual. Reaching CG he takes the camera and places it on a desktop, never falling out of step. He grips CG and carries her with him, allowing her to experience the pure, unadulterated thrill of moving in the shadow of the tornado.*

*abandoning herself to this moment, the Goddess takes hold, sending out a wave of pure ecstacy, enveloping both bodies it its warmth.*

*DIF wakes up again, only to be struck by a wave of pure ecstacy, which seems to come from TCG, who happens to be within a distance of a few cm and whose aim seems to be a bit off. DIF moans and grasps for air, before fainting again for some unknown reason, falling in the direction of TCG...*

*DIF wakes up again, only to be struck by a wave of pure ecstacy, which seems to come from TCG, who happens to be within a distance of a few cm and whose aim seems to be a bit off. DIF moans and grasps for air, before fainting again for some unknown reason, falling in the direction of TCG...*

ooc psst - wrong room ;)

OOC: Ugh. I hate it when people tear up women in half. Why is always the women and not the men that get torn up?! :mad: :(

IC: *Out of nowhere, a lone cumulonimbus sprout into existence*

Aaaaaah-ha ha haaa!

*A tornado touches the ground, drops off TPE, and the storm dissipates*

Greetings, all!

*notices the activities CG and Hades were involved in this weekend and wonders if she should slay them both*


nah.....I like them too much.

*slays peasants instead*

*notices the activities CG and Hades were involved in this weekend and wonders if she should slay them both*


nah.....I like them too much.

*slays peasants instead*

*she spies on Peeches and makes sure peasants a numerous and ripe for slaying*

ooc psst - wrong room ;)(in case you wonder, when DIF used immense amounts of fluffalization power before, when taking the huge leap before landing on his head, it caused a large unbalance that in turn eventually caused uncontrolled defluffalization resulting in immense air-compression. The compressed air then suddenly uncompressed very quickly, causing DIF to fly to your location and land on a fluffy pillow that, for some reason, conveniently had been placed on the very spot where DIF, still unconscious, somehow ended up)[/crappy defense][/story repair mode]

*DIF suddenly regains consciousness again, only to notice that he is in a slightly different location than were he, according to his last coherent memories, should be. He gets up on his feet and walks away in a random direction, and eventually spots Peechland who ruthlessly slays numerous peasants, and apparently does so without their permission. DIF ponders for a while, and then forces the last survivors to reorganize into a "You are fluffy!" formation, in order to show his affection for Peechland.*

(in case you wonder, when DIF used immense amounts of fluffalization power before, when taking the huge leap before landing on his head, it caused a large unbalance that in turn eventually caused uncontrolled defluffalization resulting in immense air-compression. The compressed air then suddenly uncompressed very quickly, causing DIF to fly to your location and land on a fluffy pillow that, for some reason, conveniently had been placed on the very spot where DIF, still unconscious, somehow ended up)[/crappy defense][/story repair mode]

*DIF suddenly regains consciousness again, only to notice that he is in a slightly different location than were he, according to his last coherent memories, should be. He gets up on his feet and walks away in a random direction, and eventually spots Peechland who ruthlessly slays numerous peasants, and apparently does so without their permission. DIF ponders for a while, and then forces the last survivors to reorganize into a "You are fluffy!" formation, in order to show his affection for Peechland.*

OOC lol could it be anymore confusing...

(in case you wonder, when DIF used immense amounts of fluffalization power before, when taking the huge leap before landing on his head, it caused a large unbalance that in turn eventually caused uncontrolled defluffalization resulting in immense air-compression. The compressed air then suddenly uncompressed very quickly, causing DIF to fly to your location and land on a fluffy pillow that, for some reason, conveniently had been placed on the very spot where DIF, still unconscious, somehow ended up)[/crappy defense][/story repair mode]

*DIF suddenly regains consciousness again, only to notice that he is in a slightly different location than were he, according to his last coherent memories, should be. He gets up on his feet and walks away in a random direction, and eventually spots Peechland who ruthlessly slays numerous peasants, and apparently does so without their permission. DIF ponders for a while, and then forces the last survivors to reorganize into a "You are fluffy!" formation, in order to show his affection for Peechland.*

You know DIF, you could have just carved something on your chest to show me your affection... ;)

You know DIF, you could have just carved something on your chest to show me your affection... ;)

*stepping out of her hiding place*
I think that's a little too... sane for DIF

*stepping out of her hiding place*
I think that's a little too... sane for DIFI agree... *insert insane laugher here*

OOC lol could it be anymore confusing...Success! :D

You know DIF, you could have just carved something on your chest to show me your affection... ;)What's wrong with being a little creative now and then? ;)

Above the castle of death and decay, with the good ship SS Erotica outside, a small dot appears in the sky. No-one is about to witness this event, which - under the circumstances - is very useful. The dot barely changes over the next couple of minutes. The surroundings of the castle, however, change quite dramatically. The first noticeable change is the small wisps of dirt which kick up, apparently randomly. These begin to join up, forming multiple dirt devils.

Next comes the peppering of stones. But these are no ordinary stones - moving at thousands of miles an hour, and superheated from their re-entry into the atmosphere, the rock pummel the earth, setting the air alight and turning the ground to glass, these rocks are more like little balls of death than innocent rubble. Their is a brief period of silence; all seems calm, and surviving peasants climb out from their puny, wretched hideouts to assess the damage to their meaningless lives.

Suddenly, from a silent - if a little overcast - sky, great lightning bolts hammer into the cratered land, frying peasants and animals alike. Screams go unheard as the great electric death tears they sky apart, giant forks of pain in an hostile environment. All the while, the tiny dot of faintest red hue has been growing ever brighter amongst the dark sky.

It is only remotely visible due to a strange, permanent break in the cloud cover, a perfect cylinder which allows the only sunlight through. The hole contracts slightly, then is torn asunder as the incandescent blob of ever-changing colour rips through the cloud. Peasants flee or fall as more rocks pepper the desecrated ground, creating craters larger than houses with rocks smaller than a man. The great glowing rock seems as though it will hit, although it is slowing rapidly, against all laws of falling bodies. As the rock reaches the ground, no-one notices a small, seemingly insignificant speck fall from the deadly rock.

As it slaps into the soil, whole peasant villages are consumed by the ball of fire, whilst massive areas of forest are flattened by the overpressure. Only the castle survives, its giant stone walls impervious to all attacks. Where the 'debris' landed is a steeming crater, smaller in size but similar in devestation.

If anyone was able to look into the crater, they would see something lying in the bottom. It stands - against all reason, it is alive. It climbs out of the pit and calmly walks among the devestation toward the castle. Surviving peasants flee from this abomination, fearing it like some daemon of immense power. It walks up to the castle, opens the door, and looks around...

"Bugger. No-one's home"

Tribes, a little pissed off, waits for company...

You couldnt have resurected this thread at a better time Tribes...I'm in a foul mood and could slay something right now.


she hears the castle door open forcefully......"who has arrived?"
*looks out the castle window at all the mass destruction.....and gets excited*

You couldnt have resurected this thread at a better time Tribes...I'm in a foul mood and could slay something right now.


she hears the castle door open forcefully......"who has arrived?"
*looks out the castle window at all the mass destruction.....and gets excited*
I felt like bringing the thread back in style this time - usually I just turn up and drink peasants blood (special brew).

*presses an insignificant stone on the drab, monotone wall. A rack of slaves in cages appears from a dark corner*

Shall I release them, madam, or do you wish to slay them where they stand?

*comes down the stairs, all smiles and applauding*
That was truly masterfull
*she bows to Tribes and winks to Peeches*

*comes down the stairs, all smiles and applauding*
That was truly masterfull
*she bows to Tribes and winks to Peeches*
OOC: Does anyone else find that, when you are writing fiction, you just need to keep putting stuff down? I had to delete half of that because it would have been a page long.

IC: Why thankyou, m'dear. I'm sorry for running out the other day, I had a...prior engagement.

OOC: Does anyone else find that, when you are writing fiction, you just need to keep putting stuff down? I had to delete half of that because it would have been a page long.

IC: Why thankyou, m'dear. I'm sorry for running out the other day, I had a...prior engagement.

:rolleyes: i seem to be getting that a lot these days...

*looks nervously at Peeches, but smiles*

I felt like bringing the thread back in style this time - usually I just turn up and drink peasants blood (special brew).

*presses an insignificant stone on the drab, monotone wall. A rack of slaves in cages appears from a dark corner*

Shall I release them, madam, or do you wish to slay them where they stand?


Just line them up and I will kill several birds with one stone.

I also have some frustrations of a different nature I need to expell....Tribes.....I'll be looking for you later.

:rolleyes: i seem to be getting that a lot these days...

*looks nervously at Peeches, but smiles*


*licks the side of Goddess's face to show her affection*

my saber is for my enemies only..... I would protect all of my castle mates should harm befall them...

Just line them up and I will kill several birds with one stone.

I also have some frustrations of a different nature I need to expell....Tribes.....I'll be looking for you later.
*looks around*

But...the mods - they're EVERYWHERE :eek:

my saber is for my enemies only..... I would protect all of my castle mates should harm befall them...
*feels engraving on forehead, the scars still brilliant red against the flesh-tone of his skin*

That hurt. But it was hurt through affection, so I'll let you off :p

*licks the side of Goddess's face to show her affection*

my saber is for my enemies only..... I would protect all of my castle mates should harm befall them...

*French-kisses Peeches*
That makes me feel a whole lot better!

*looks around*

But...the mods - they're EVERYWHERE :eek:


*feels engraving on forehead, the scars still brilliant red against the flesh-tone of his skin*

That hurt. But it was hurt through affection, so I'll let you off :p


(dont even say the word mod to me for a few days.)

And no worries...anything I do to you will be out of their sight.....and everyone elses.

*twirls mini-scalpels around her fingers*

*French-kisses Peeches*
That makes me feel a whole lot better!


We shall never be enemies Goddess.....you are my friend and female companion in this land. I was a bit shocked to see you and Hades naked and the camera rolling.....but then I realized...."we share everything at this castle"

*french kisses CG.......for like 5 minutes*

(dont even say the word mod to me for a few days.)

And no worries...anything I do to you will be out of their sight.....and everyone elses.

*twirls mini-scalpels around her fingers*

*feels her little bag of goodies*
Here *she hands you her bag of poison chocolates* I've been working on those. I think you''ll enjoy them.

OOC heard about ... you know who.

(dont even say the word mod to me for a few days.)

And no worries...anything I do to you will be out of their sight.....and everyone elses.

*twirls mini-scalpels around her fingers*
OOC: Ha! I'm watching ER (sadly) and a couple just appeared naked and superglued 'together'. ;)

IC: Should I be vaguely aroused by those scalpels? I know it's wrong (and will be painful) and yet it feels so right!

*looks at leathers cupboard, covered in dust and locked tightly by the mods*

D'you think I could pick that lock? No, no, I mustn't. I can't. I wont...

*searches for tools*

We shall never be enemies Goddess.....you are my friend and female companion in this land. I was a bit shocked to see you and Hades naked and the camera rolling.....but then I realized...."we share everything at this castle"

*french kisses CG.......for like 5 minutes*

*catching her breath*
Peech, you're an artist.

OOC heard about ... you know who.
*is intrigued*

^_-

*tries not to listen, probably wont be able to decipher any code used*

As long as no waxing of "things" are mentioned- I think the assless leather chaps are a go.

*Pulls out new assless chaps from behind Tribes ear*

will ya look at that......

As long as no waxing of "things" are mentioned- I think the assless leather chaps are a go.

*Pulls out new assless chaps from behind Tribes ear*

will ya look at that......
*tries to looks impassive. Ends up with a mischievous grin*

Ahh, the old assless chaps - revamped!

*admires Peech in them*

EDIT: You french-kissing CG does not help me in my bid to remain unaroused in this thread :fluffle:

not[/I] help me in my bid to remain unaroused in this thread :fluffle:


I know....

I know....
Don't stop! I'm just saying, is all...

...hey, I think I'm developing some of CGs voyeuristic skills :)

I hate to french kiss/stimulate castlemates and run.....but I'm going home. Someone tg me with something sweet cause I need cheering up desparately. :(

Don't stop! I'm just saying, is all...

...hey, I think I'm developing some of CGs voyeuristic skills :)
@ TRIBES
It's catching isn't it?

@ PEECHES
OOC: Peeches :fluffle: i'll try to send you something nice... and sweet

I hate to french kiss/stimulate castlemates and run.....but I'm going home. Someone tg me with something sweet cause I need cheering up desparately. :(
*takes note*

OK, I've just got one question for the secret forum illiterates out there - what's a tg?

*hangs head in shame*

*takes note*

OK, I've just got one question for the secret forum illiterates out there - what's a tg?

*hangs head in shame*

my lord....it means telegram. i've had a lousy day on NS. :(

my lord....it means telegram. i've had a lousy day on NS. :(
Aww, poor Peech! (no sarcasm - I actually mean that :) )

Aww, poor Peech! (no sarcasm - I actually mean that :) )

I was going to slap him around, but since he's being nice... *sighs*

I was going to slap him around, but since he's being nice... *sighs*
Sorry. I'll be nasty next time, just so you can slap me around a bit...

..argh, probably can't say that. :(

Sorry. I'll be nasty next time, just so you can slap me around a bit...

..argh, probably can't say that. :(

I think that's okay. Pole of any kind are out, so I suppose the parallel bars I had installed in my room are out too. The secret sauce is locked. I don't know about tassled pillows, tough...

I think that's okay. Pole of any kind are out, so I suppose the parallel bars I had installed in my room are out too. The secret sauce is locked. I don't know about tassled pillows, tough...
*produces tasseled pillow*

*waits for lightning bolt of mod to destroy it*

I don't see anything...

*cautiously lounges on pile of tasseled pillows*

*produces tasseled pillow*

*waits for lightning bolt of mod to destroy it*

I don't see anything...

*cautiously lounges on pile of tasseled pillows*

Ah, a literal kind of fellow... This is how you do it, sweetness
*she produces a mound of soft tassled pillows and jumps on top*

Ah, a literal kind of fellow... This is how you do it, sweetness
*she produces a mound of soft tassled pillows and jumps on top*
You know, I think we just exceeded the comfort limit in this castle. I'll have to balance it out a bit...

*skewers peasants with a barbeque spatula*

*places them in the infernal pits of damnation, just installed*

Ah, that's better *lounges sleepily*

You know, I think we just exceeded the comfort limit in this castle. I'll have to balance it out a bit...

*skewers peasants with a barbeque spatula*

*places them in the infernal pits of damnation, just installed*

Ah, that's better *lounges sleepily*

Oh, a bbq, how lovely!

Oh, a bbq, how lovely!
*takes a peasant out of the pit*

Hmm, he's still screaming - do you like them rare, coz this one is done rare. I prefer medium/well done - I don't like my food looking at me... :p

*takes out some BBQ sauce*

*takes a peasant out of the pit*

Hmm, he's still screaming - do you like them rare, coz this one is done rare. I prefer medium/well done - I don't like my food looking at me... :p

*takes out some BBQ sauce*

I know what you mean, about the screaming. *gives the burning peasant a stern look*
Medium-well done, please.
*Gets the mole sauce on the side*

I know what you mean, about the screaming. *gives the burning peasant a stern look*
Medium-well done, please.
*Gets the mole sauce on the side*
*puts peasants in for a while longer*

Leg, breast or still-beating heart?

*puts peasants in for a while longer*

Leg, breast or still-beating heart?

*smiling*
Inner tight, and a breast, please. I'm just famished!

I like breasts.

oh right....food.

i still like breasts.

*smiling*
Inner tight, and a breast, please. I'm just famished!
*takes a peasant out of the fire*

Are you still alive?

*peasant looks crispy yet juicy, and definitely does not move*

Here you are CG, just take what you want. There's plenty of BBQ peasant to go around :D

I like breasts.

oh right....food.

i still like breasts.
*looks at peech*

*looks at peech*

*looks at peech*

You are my heroine (not heroin, although you are addictive) :fluffle:

*takes a peasant out of the fire*

Are you still alive?

*peasant looks crispy yet juicy, and definitely does not move*

Here you are CG, just take what you want. There's plenty of BBQ peasant to go around :D


*looks at peech*

*looks at peech*

*looks at peech*

You are my heroine (not heroin, although you are addictive) :fluffle:


;) :fluffle:

*takes a peasant out of the fire*

Are you still alive?

*peasant looks crispy yet juicy, and definitely does not move*

Here you are CG, just take what you want. There's plenty of BBQ peasant to go around :D


*looks at peech*

*looks at peech*

*looks at peech*

You are my heroine (not heroin, although you are addictive) :fluffle:
That she is
*raises her drink for Peeches and knocks it back*
*she goes to the body, takes out her dagger and carefully slices a piece from the inner tight, from the groin to the knee*

Would you like some BBQ peasant, Peech? Guaranteed disease free (fire cleanses all)?

*licks Peech. Because he has to - the addiction grows*

This is both sick and twisted... i love you guys *sobs*

This is both sick and twisted... i love you guys *sobs*
*offers BBQ peasant*

Really - I made too much!

*gorges on peasant*

*passes the bottle of strong drink while enjoying while enjoying one of man's tenderest parts...*
Simply divine!

mmm BBQ pesant *drools* *feasts*

Would you like some BBQ peasant, Peech? Guaranteed disease free (fire cleanses all)?

*licks Peech. Because he has to - the addiction grows*


I've got something for you Tribes and CG....a ''peech fix'' if you will.....

I'll give it to you later, when we arent in danger of getting smited by.....the 'others".

*licks Tribes..because she has a new found addiction for Longtons(whatever/whereever those are)*

*slurps on CG (because you know what they say about chocolate(yum)*

*takes bite of skewered flesh*


I thought this was a leg.....but *remembers her anatomy classes* I think it might be something else

*devours it*

*takes bite of skewered flesh*


I thought this was a leg.....but *remembers her anatomy classes* I think it might be something else

*devours it*

i dont get it what elses could it b....oh :eek: ...

*pets Cam*

youve been away too long my friend....come back to the dark side Luke

*eats peasant leg*

Ahh. Well, must be off. See ya!

Tribes opens the castle doors and steps out into the wastland of his creation. "Peasants," he thinks, "are sodding resilient" as he looks about to find that whole villages are being rebuilt. Slightly peeved, tribes wanders among them. Not only are they rebuilding, but they do not fear him!

Now seething, tribes calls upon the weather to help in his plight. Summoning a rainstorm, he leaves for a hillside. The rain begins as a slight patter on the half-built rooftops. It quickly builds, however, into a raging torrent. Wind rips at the wooden structures and heavy rain and hail lashes the peasants. One of the shacks is torn from its crude foundation, crushing a whole family. The peasants run.

Giving chase with ease, tribes unleashes lightning bolts upon the masses of human-cattle, moving as a herd and just as idiotic. Using this to his advantage, tribes directs the herd into a steep walled valley. Quickly positioning himself at the top, tribes awaits the cowering mass of bodies. They near run into him, and tribes has to fight off the first wave with tooth and claw. They second wave stop, recognising a tyrant when they see it.

Tribes has no need for followers, though. He mercilessly dispatches of them, leaving the area devoid of life with an horrific display of insane death delivery.

"Where the hell did I get these hot abilities?" he wonders, staring at his fingertips as if alien beings. He dismisses the thought; he must have drawn some power from CG. A small beam of light appears around tribes as the clouds part, allowing him to be sucked into the appearing vortex.

*eats peasant leg*

Ahh. Well, must be off. See ya!

Tribes opens the castle doors and steps out into the wastland of his creation.

(...)

"Where the hell did I get these hot abilities?" he wonders, staring at his fingertips as if alien beings. He dismisses the thought; he must have drawn some power from CG. A small beam of light appears around tribes as the clouds part, allowing him to be sucked into the appearing vortex.


If you paint me these masterpieces, you can borrow my power anytime. *admires the lovely scenery*

Greetings, people.

*walks towards a table*

*sits down at the table. There is a melancholy/depressed look on his face*

OOC edit: gonna have dinner now. later.

If you paint me these masterpieces, you can borrow my power anytime. *admires the lovely scenery* :eek: Could I borrow some of your power too? Of cource, the only thing I would do with it would be to abuse it as badly as possible. :D

btw, is there by any chance any tasty chocolate around here?

:eek: Could I borrow some of your power too? Of cource, the only thing I would do with it would be to abuse it as badly as possible. :D

btw, is there by any chance any tasty chocolate around here?

*lounging pillow pile after such succulently tender peasant, she reaches under the pile and produces 5 boxes, red, white, blue, green and gold*
Pick a box, any box.
*sly smile*

DIF, she always has wonderfully wicked things in her boxes. ;)


*knows*

DIF, she always has wonderfully wicked things in her boxes. ;)


*knows*

OOC: site do you guys use to paint again?

Peeches, DIF enjoy the chocolates. I'll be right back.
*runs upstairs to her room*

OOC: site do you guys use to paint again?


here you go CG (http://artpad.art.com/artpad/painter/)

here you go CG (http://artpad.art.com/artpad/painter/)

*winks* thanks have it saved elsewhere.

LEAD BY EXAMPLE(click and move to fast instead of slow) (http://artpad.art.com/?ie38uhbbubw)

LEAD BY EXAMPLE(click and move to fast instead of slow) (http://artpad.art.com/?ie38uhbbubw)


OOC: LOL I was about to say that I can't draw with a mouse, i'll draw you something tomorrow with the stylus... but now I feel i'm sorta committed...

OOC: LOL I was about to say that I can't draw with a mouse, i'll draw you something tomorrow with the stylus... but now I feel i'm sorta committed...


you call what i just did "drawing'"? lol.....give it a shot and i look forward to a piece (of art) from Goddess tomorrow....

OOC: back from dinner!

OOC: back from dinner!

Hey you! You should ship up a storm for me so I can fall asleep to the sound of heavy rain.

you call what i just did "drawing'"? lol.....give it a shot and i look forward to a piece (of art) from Goddess tomorrow....

This will have to do for tonight (http://artpad.art.com/?ie39kh12iav8)

This will have to do for tonight (http://artpad.art.com/?ie39kh12iav8)


God...we look FABULOUS!

Hey you! You should ship up a storm for me so I can fall asleep to the sound of heavy rain.
Done.

*Within a minute, large cumulonimbus clouds form and heavy rain starts to fall*

:fluffle:

*lounging pillow pile after such succulently tender peasant, she reaches under the pile and produces 5 boxes, red, white, blue, green and gold*
Pick a box, any box.
*sly smile*
*maniacal grin*
I'll take the red one.

*maniacal grin*
I'll take the red one.

*sly grin*
Your funeral...

Okay....... Abuse me. Now.

Okay....... Abuse me. Now.
*she unhooks her whip and uses it to "lick" LP chest*
How's that?

sorry....I had to tear myself away from the porn thread.

Who are we abusing today?

sorry....I had to tear myself away from the porn thread.

Who are we abusing today?

LP

*wicked grin*

LP

*wicked grin*


excellent! Hes my favorite person to abuse!

*licks entire length of saber*

excellent! Hes my favorite person to abuse!

*licks entire length of saber*

And it takes it soo well. I just love to watch him.

I love to watch me too

Lick me again

I love to watch me too

Lick me again

*whips him a few times, on the chest and arms, leaving red gashes on his skin*

*whips him a few times, on the chest and arms, leaving red gashes on his skin*
Oh yeah...

*shivers with pleasure*

Oh yeah...

*shivers with pleasure*

*licks the whip and draws it out again on LP's soft flesh*

*licks the whip and draws it out again on LP's soft flesh*
:eek:

Phew...... the OTHER soft flesh

:eek:

Phew...... the OTHER soft flesh

;) You're quick... I like that!

Hey, am I missing out on the lickin' and whippin'???

What ever happened to the buffing?

;) You're quick... I like that!
I took me a while to get going today, but now... ;)


Now..... Enough pleasuring me. What do you want?

Hey, am I missing out on the lickin' and whippin'???

What ever happened to the buffing?

*whips Gawdly for being gone soooooo long*

*whips Gawdly for being gone soooooo long*

*lifts firm buttocks into the air*

Punish me, CG...I've been a baaaaaaaad boy.

*lifts firm buttocks into the air*

Punish me, CG...I've been a baaaaaaaad boy.

*wicked laugh*
I know... it's so refreshing...
*whips and licks*

^ well that is certainly an odd thing to wake up to ^

^ well that is certainly an odd thing to wake up to ^
*Slaps genitals in TCC's face to wake him up*

*Slaps genitals in TCC's face to wake him up*

that would just kill me >_> ...

that would just kill me >_> ...
DIE FOOL!

*slap*

DIE FOOL!

*slap*

*puts on spiked facemask*

*puts on spiked facemask*
*puts pieces of meat and vegetables on the spikes*

*hangs TCC over a fire*

*puts pieces of meat and vegetables on the spikes*

*hangs TCC over a fire*
Peasants yesterday... TCC today... nice little cannibals we're turning out to be

Peasants yesterday... TCC today... nice little cannibals we're turning out to be
Not me. I just cook human flesh.

As for animals: I only eat p.... or c... (too easy, but I had to do it)

*puts on an Osama face mask and starts prancing around the dungeon, free as the wind*

Die Infidel Scum...

*prepares to self detonate*

Not me. I just cook human flesh.

As for animals: I only eat p.... or c... (too easy, but I had to do it)

*wicked grin* Then you won't mind if I take the... tenderest, choiciest parts, hmmm?

*wicked grin* Then you won't mind if I take the... tenderest, choiciest parts, hmmm?
Be my guest.

*unzips pants*

So how is everybody today? :fluffle:

Be my guest.

*unzips pants*
LOL
*tackles LP into the tassled pillow pile conveniently located behind him*

So how is everybody today? :fluffle:


Hugs Oksana's leg......and starts licking.

LOL
*tackles LP into the tassled pillow pile conveniently located behind him*
:eek:

Don't take it all at once

Hugs Oksana's leg......and starts licking.

You may not want to do that...

You may not want to do that...

Nooooooo? Pulls out a plank with a nail, and pulls out a hammer.

:eek:

Don't take it all at once

*wipes her mouth*
Why?

who wants to blow my kazoo?

who wants to blow my kazoo?

I'm always here for you, dearest

*wipes her mouth*
Why?
*pants*
Forget it. Take it all PLEASE.

Nooooooo? Pulls out a plank with a nail, and pulls out a hammer.

What?? :confused:

What?? :confused:

*Nails the plank to Oksana's leg, and draws a nice stick man*

:confused:

*Nails the plank to Oksana's leg, and draws a nice stick man*

What the fuck? I think I'm going to go over there.

*walks to TCC*

What the fuck? I think I'm going to go over there.

*walks to TCC*

yay someone to talk to !

*starts skipping around the room, waving his big stick of fury in the air*

*starts skipping around the room, waving his big stick of fury in the air*

What the hell? Are you like Ed Gein or something?

*pants*
Forget it. Take it all PLEASE.

*nasty grin*
As you wish... don't worry... I won't bite... too much

What the hell? Are you like Ed Gein or something?

lol, I have no Idea who that guy is...I am a klepto, 5 year old delinquint who nails stuff........

*nasty grin*
As you wish... don't worry... I won't bite... too much
I'm not too sure if I should lay back or run away.....


But I'm gonna wait around and what happens for a while

lol, I have no Idea who that guy is...I am a klepto, 5 year old delinquint who nails stuff........

Oh, well. Keep your nails away from me.

I'm not too sure if I should lay back or run away.....


But I'm gonna wait around and what happens for a while

I just love to keep a man... alert

I'm not too sure if I should lay back or run away.....


But I'm gonna wait around and what happens for a while

Well whatever you do, don't think of Lorena Bobbit.

Well whatever you do, don't think of Lorena Bobbit.
Should I google image search that?

Oksy needs a title and duties........what'll it be?

I just love to keep a man... alert
Oh I am ready...... very ready

Should I google image search that?

No. I don't think you will find any pictures of that.

figure out a way to overthrow all that is right, and normal with the world.
free sex, violence, fires and generally sickening chaos for all who join. not for the faint of heart.

Does his scottish happy dance on the rack......

No. I don't think you will find any pictures of that.
Hmmmm.... I'm seeing knives and sleeping men. It's not very promissing

Hmmmm.... I'm seeing knives and sleeping men. It's not very promissing

I don't think she took a picture of it afterwards.

I don't think she took a picture of it afterwards.


well she shoulda....i would have.

well she shoulda....i would have.

Me, too.

I don't think she took a picture of it afterwards.
I certainly hope not....

*shudders and checks in his pants*

Hmmmm.... I'm seeing knives and sleeping men. It's not very promissing

If you want I can demonstrate, but only after I've had my way with you

*slowly backs away from Peech and Oksana*

If you want I can demonstrate, but only after I've had my way with you
I'll just stick with the image in my head, thankyouverymuch.

....And the other part on my body

*slowly backs away from Peech and Oksana*

Sorry, my preys don't get away that easily
*whirls the whip around his torso and holds on tightly*

*slowly backs away from Peech and Oksana*



wuss....

*sharpens saber*

I certainly hope not....

*shudders and checks in his pants*

Still there? ;)

I wouldn't want to do that to you. That's why I warned you. Not that she would do that.

*pounds the floor with his club*

Help help! :(

3 women want my penis.......



.....wait :D

Help help! :(

3 women want my penis.......



.....wait :D

NOOOOOOOoooooooo.......!!!

Help help! :(

3 women want my penis.......



.....wait :D

I just knew we would turn you around

NOOOOOOOoooooooo.......!!!

Well, I know I won't get any so now you're down to 2. :rolleyes:

*pounds the floor with his club*


i need some stuff....think you could go on a stealing spree for me?

Well, I know I won't get any so now you're down to 2. :rolleyes:

And why not? He's tied up! What can he say...

i need some stuff....think you could go on a stealing spree for me?

starts getting excited like a dog...

YA, YA, YA sure.....YA

And why not? He's tied up! What can he say...
I am completely helpless.

*whispers*
help

*out loud again*
Oh no, no one will save me and now you can have your way with me

starts getting excited like a dog...

YA, YA, YA sure.....YA


*pets Planners*

*throws him a peasant bone*

Good boy....

*pets Planners*

*throws him a peasant bone*

Good boy....
Peechy ... behave! :D

*pets Planners*

*throws him a peasant bone*

Good boy....

*picks up the bone in his mouth and crawls underneath the electric chair.

Peechy ... behave! :D


*looks at herself in her assless chaps and boobless vest....hides saber*


oh hi Poppy! erm.....fancy meeting you here!


<everyone shut up....I'm not the harvester of enemy scrotums...shhhh>

*pets Planners*

*throws him a peasant bone*

Good boy....

Do you think that's a good idea?He might nail dildos to the wall while he's at the store.

Do you think that's a good idea?He might nail dildos to the wall while he's at the store.


I'm counting on it...

*chews on bone quitely*

Help help! :(

3 women want my penis.......



.....wait :D


...and 1 Gawd, as well.

*continues to swing both ways*

*picks up the bone in his mouth and crawls underneath the electric chair.

*Pulls at the whip*
Tsk. Now that's not very nice, running away like that... you did offer to... do something for me

In the walls of this great and formidable castle, all is as it should be. Laughter rings through the halls (accompanied by screams and strange gurgling sounds), flirtation occurs (with the help of whips and chains) and, of course, peansants die often. Circling high above on an updraught, Tribes debates whether to enter the fray, feeling as though the last few times he was here, he was here first. Regardless, he descends on his parachute towards the castle.

Seeing a small farming village that has set itself up from his previous nights wayward games, he descends in their direction. Unfortunately, CG's powers have worn off after many drunken games of 'burn the tail off a donkey' with his boudoir friends. No matter, though. He has two scimitars, and though not the master swordsman (not even close to peech's skills), he does know the basic ideas; hack, swing and - if in doubt - knee them in the groin. The peasants see his arrival, but alas too late.

A few of the bolder peasants (and the less stupid ones) have learned from their relatives', friends' and peers' mistakes - they have brought weapons with them. A small hail of arrows rains down on tribes as he lands, one even piercing his favourite jacket. Now it's personal.

The moment he touches down, the great black parachute is free, allowing his sword arms to be free. The closest peasant falls in a barrage of ungraceful yet effective random swings. He tastes blood spatter from the dying gasps of the lower life-form and it feels good. The next group of peasants (the smarter ones) have banded together, with archers preparing another volley of arrows. Maybe the peasants should be considered as more intelligent, in certain situations.

The arrows fire, but the untrained archers mostly miss. One passes a little too close to the mark, missing his inner leg by inches. In the time they are reloading, the swordsmen and pike men charge. Halberds are not happy objects at the best of times, and when one is coming at you at 15mph, it is definitely a formidable object. Tribes leaps above the charge and sweeps below him twice before landing - half of the band fall headless or at least dismembered. Turning to look at the survivors, he presents a fearsome display - covered in blood from jugular gashes, torn clothing and a strange gleam in his eye. They run. Tribes leaves them - perhaps they will provide some sport yet.

The other peasants have already run, so tribes busies himself with putting the 'terminal' cases out of their misery. With no other foes to dispatch, tribes heads to the castle. Feeling an urge to do something strange, he enters by an open window, landing on a pile of rags.

"Hello all!"

he shouts, in a happy and invigorated tone,

"I'll just go have a wash - be back in a bit"

This could be a problem. I'm not very good at sharing. :(

*Pulls at the whip*
Tsk. Now that's not very nice, running away like that... you did offer to... do something for me

Roof! Roof!

Crawls out tongue wagging, starts jumping around chocolate goodness..

Tribes is here!! *peeks in on him having a wash*

Roof! Roof!

Crawls out tongue wagging, starts jumping around chocolate goodness..

I just love kids. They are so innocent and have the naughtiest ideas, without even knowing...

*pops into shower with Tribes*

Heya hunky, I got a present fer ya...

*whips out soap on a rope*

Ooooopsie! Clumsy me...

*drops soap, waits for Tribes to bend over and pick it up*

*pops into shower with Tribes*

Heya hunky, I got a present fer ya...

*whips out soap on a rope*

Ooooopsie! Clumsy me...

*drops soap, waits for Tribes to bend over and pick it up*

:eek:

In the walls of this great and formidable castle, all is as it should be. Laughter rings through the halls (accompanied by (...)
"Hello all!"

[I]he shouts, in a happy and invigorated tone,

"I'll just go have a wash - be back in a bit"


*rushes to the window*
Is that for me? *looking at the scenery with a tear in her eye*

:eek:


lol Oksy.....you have read the first post in this thread havent you? We're all a bit..."off" in here.

*gets razor out and carves "Tribes of Peeches" on Tribes back while he's washing up...to show her affection*

I just love kids. They are so innocent and have the naughtiest ideas, without even knowing...

Lifts a leg and starts licking what was stolen.

lol Oksy.....you have read the first post in this thread havent you? We're all a bit..."off" in here.

I know but I didn't know Gawdly went both ways.

*gets razor out and carves "Tribes of Peeches" on Tribes back while he's washing up...to show her affection*

*watches Peeches, adds Cream*