NationStates Jolt Archive

*cartoon HOWOOOOOGAAA with the eyes popping out and the tongue unrolling*

takes control of the van and floors it.


I hope you went through the pockets of all those dead peasants and took all their valuables. You forgot last time.

*Turns around and heads back to field of slaughter, whistling softly*

Umm... what do we do when this thread reaches 1300 posts?
Helloooooo?

Helloooooo?

she said she will make a new thread if shes still up.

I hope you went through the pockets of all those dead peasants and took all their valuables. You forgot last time.

NOOOOOOOooooooo Everything is in my uber industrial vacuum 3000000.

TONS of sharp and pointies.

" I would have taken from the ones I killed, but there didn't seem to much left of the ones I killed. As a matter of fact, it seemed all that was left were some charred bones and a gob of burnt fat."

NOOOOOOOooooooo Everything is in my uber industrial vacuum 3000000.

TONS of sharp and pointies.

*is proud of Planners*

night all....

*french kisses all her castle mates including Gael*

*is proud of Planners*

night all....

*french kisses all her castle mates including Gael*

*sticks tongue down her throat*

she said she will make a new thread if shes still up.
Who?

*is proud of Planners*

night all....

*french kisses all her castle mates including Gael*
*bites the tounge*

*is proud of Planners*

night all....

*french kisses all her castle mates including Gael*
Does that include me? :D

Who?


Gael

*is proud of Planners*

night all....

*french kisses all her castle mates including Gael*
:fluffle: ;)

Does that include me? :D


*fondles TPE while she french kisses him*

i said ALL my castle mates

*Runs away screaming*

*fondles TPE while she french kisses him*

i said ALL my castle mates
OOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............... :p :fluffle:

*fondles and uber-frenchkisses peech in return* :fluffle:

*Runs away screaming*
*forms a sadistic grin*
"Cooooooommmmeee heeeeeerrrrreeee, IIIIIIII'mmmm not gonna huuuuuuurt you."
*cackles*

*fondles TPE while she french kisses him*

i said ALL my castle mates
You just made my day! :D :)

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

*Runs away screaming*


oh back to being girly man i see.

*doesnt kiss Mac goodnight*

and no fondling for you either!

oh back to being girly man i see.

*doesnt kiss Mac goodnight*

and no fondling for you either!
*Still holding the reins*

I can...retrieve him if you'd like..

*Still holding the reins*

I can...retrieve him if you'd like..


would you lass? Chain him up in my "office" and I will deal with him in the morning. After you use him for your experimenting purposes of course.

*shares well with others*

T'wuld be my pleasure..

*Spurs off after Mac*

Hmm, time for a convinient torn achilles methinks

*Falls*

I think I'll be Protectress of Cats and Bitch Queen of Perversion. If the position is taken I'll just kill the previous occupant of the post.

I think I'll be Protectress of Cats and Bitch Queen of Perversion. If the position is taken I'll just kill the previous occupant of the post.


youve come to the right place BK.....*offers BK handmade scrotum earrings as a welcome present*

ok now I'm really off to bed. night.

I think I'll be Protectress of Cats and Bitch Queen of Perversion. If the position is taken I'll just kill the previous occupant of the post.
Welcome to the party! :D :fluffle:

Hmm, time for a convinient torn achilles methinks

*Falls*
*Lassos Mac, and drags him back to the castle*

OOC: Off to work.

*Lassos Mac, and drags him back to the castle*

OOC: Off to work.
OOC: later :)

I think I'll be Protectress of Cats and Bitch Queen of Perversion. If the position is taken I'll just kill the previous occupant of the post.
*Films himself killing and raping a cat*
"Welcome! I film the pornos! You want a copy of the one I just made?"

"I offer my services to bitchkitten for a reduced price. Limited time offer!"

"I offer my services to bitchkitten for a reduced price. Limited time offer!"
*Pokes NoF with his blunt instrument*

*Pokes NoF with his blunt instrument*
*pokes back with the barrel of a belt fed weapon*

*Films himself killing and raping a cat*
"Welcome! I film the pornos! You want a copy of the one I just made?"

Do I kill him to protect the cats, or give him a medal for being such a great pervert? :confused:
Either way, I'm putting a scalpel in Occidio Multus' panties. :p

*pokes back with the barrel of a belt fed weapon*
*Breaks out Jay Jay the Jet Plane, which Peech can testify holds far more destructive potential than any weapon known to mankind, except of course for Jay Jay the Jet Plane, which is known to mankind, but not particularly as a weapon, so nevermind. However, in this case it is a weapon.
Poke*

Try just punishing him, or perv on him ;)

Do I kill him to protect the cats, or give him a medal for being such a great pervert? :confused:
Either way, I'm putting a scalpel in Occidio Multus' panties. :p
Make it a pocket-size saber. And if you kill me, then there are no more porno movies. You don't want that...

I see no money in killing you, so you stay alive........for now

Vive Les Porno Flics

Try just punishing him, or perv on him ;)

Punishing him could be entertainingly perverted. :D

Punishing him could be entertainingly perverted. :D
Mmmmmmmm.... gooooooood :D

Punishing him could be entertainingly perverted. :D
If it involves a bed, chains, whips, a spiked paddle, you, and me in said bed, locked down by said chains, and being beaten with said paddle, and whips, then let me get the camera babe.

I think I'll be Protectress of Cats and Bitch Queen of Perversion. If the position is taken I'll just kill the previous occupant of the post.
I like a girl who can multitask! ;)

How ya been, sweetie? Took a few days off?

I still haven't been added to the list after joining, but I guess I'll post some weird laugher anyway: MuhEhEhEhEhE

EDIT: I also hereby declare this topic holy!

Oh yeeesss... NO!

*sighs*

*looks at Gawdly with smoldering eyes*

Sorry luv, duty calls on another plane.

I'll look for ya when I come back.

Enjoy the females
*12 ripe slave women appear*
*Goddess slips into the shadows*

*re-rolls tongue into his mouth, savoring the lingering taste of her Kit Kat*

12 slave wimmin? Ripe? Fer me!? WOOT!

*whips out flagpole, salutes the slave girls, throws himself into his task*

*sings*

"I work haaaard for my money, so haaaard for it honey...."

I think I'll be Protectress of Cats and Bitch Queen of Perversion. If the position is taken I'll just kill the previous occupant of the post.

*presents flagpole for inspection*

Meow, m'lady...MEEEEEOW!

ok well this is approaching 1300 posts fast so since Occy isnt on, I'l make a new temporary thread. She can make another when she gets on if she chooses, but I'll make one for now.

ok well this is approaching 1300 posts fast so since Occy isnt on, I'l make a new temporary thread. She can make another when she gets on if she chooses, but I'll make one for now.

*grabs Peechy from behind, gripping her heaving love-pillows with joy*

Work later! Fun NOW!!!

see "2nd reject royalty"thread