The All New Ns Reject Royalty (hear The Kazoo?) - Page 3
Peechland
16-03-2005, 18:47
*goes to stick the pole into Peech's tool belt... but misses... sort of...*
Umm... heh, sorry about that... I thought that was a tool pouch... :eek:
oh it was...... ;)
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 18:49
*directs LP to post # 1*
youre not getting off that easy........
(pun definitely intended.)
Hmmmmm :(
Okay:
High Whore LP of the Seven Seas. Master of male bonding and female bondage. Excellent CPRtists: takes things in hand when things get slightly out of hand.
Peechland
16-03-2005, 18:50
Excellent! Cause things are always getting out of hand here. Sometimes getting in hand too.
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 18:51
oh it was...... ;)
I keep sliding it in... but it just comes back out again... its a strange tool pouch anyway... its all warm and wet... are you sure these are ideal conditions for wooden flag pole storage? :confused:
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 18:51
I just read the first post again - Occ doesn't have a proper description!
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 18:53
I keep sliding it in... but it just comes back out again... its a strange tool pouch anyway... its all warm and wet... are you sure these are ideal conditions for wooden flag pole storage? :confused:
I've seen 'em come out all soft and floppy :(
Peechland
16-03-2005, 18:53
well we cant have that! Occ......get to describing your duties!
she's so good at those descriptions
The odd one
16-03-2005, 18:54
sorry, what did you say? i was harvesting.... things.
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 18:54
I've seen 'em come out all soft and floppy :(
Im not sure if I want to store my flagpole here then!! I like it when its stiff! and besides... Im sort of fond of this flagpole, and rather attached to it. Yet, for some reason, I keep putting it back in!
Gawdly-whats your title and duties?
and where does our leader keep wandering off to? Has she found some corpse that needs tending to? /jealous
Umm...I think it's "Occy's Official Meat Puppet & Boy Toy"...but I could be mistaken...
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 18:55
Im not sure if I want to store my flagpole here then!! I like it when its stiff! and besides... Im sort of fond of this flagpole, and rather attached to it. Yet, for some reason, I keep putting it back in!
Suit yourself, but don't tell me I didn't warn you
Peechland
16-03-2005, 18:56
Lasc....no worries. Those are ideal conditions -trust me. Its actually good for the wood. Keeps it shiny and strong. Theres another pouch in which conditions are similar, so you do have a few storage options.
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 18:57
* has finally arrived*
*looking disheveled*
wow. i am really quite glad i created all those longhaired sex slaves for myself.
and then there was Keruvalia...*looks quite happy*
i see everyones needs have been met * gazes at pool of blood on floor*
*notices suspicious white fluid dripping down the stairs*
peech- you have really lost control, here. congratulations.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 18:57
Im not sure if I want to store my flagpole here then!! I like it when its stiff! and besides... Im sort of fond of this flagpole, and rather attached to it. Yet, for some reason, I keep putting it back in!
After a page of this, I could make sooooo many evilly wrong jokes that would make you sick....
But I prefer innuendo to illness, so I wont :D
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 18:58
Lasc....no worries. Those are ideal conditions -trust me. Its actually good for the wood. Keeps it shiny and strong. Theres another pouch in which conditions are similar, so you do have a few storage options.
Like an inbuilt polisher?
* has finally arrived*
*looking disheveled*
wow. i am really quite glad i created all those longhaired sex slaves for myself.
and then there was Keruvalia...*looks quite happy*
i see everyones needs have been met * gazes at pool of blood on floor*
*notices suspicious white fluid dripping down the stairs*
peech- you have really lost control, here. congratulations.
The Queen returns!
*shines flagpole for Occy*
OoooOooooh.
*discovers how much fun it is to shine his flagpole*
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 18:59
*spots the spaceman, looking quite tired*
i think this kingdom needs a doctor. who specializes in organ rehabilitation, and maybe even reconstruction.
and where is that king? he made an appearance a few pages back. did you kill him?
Peechland
16-03-2005, 18:59
* has finally arrived*
*looking disheveled*
wow. i am really quite glad i created all those longhaired sex slaves for myself.
and then there was Keruvalia...*looks quite happy*
i see everyones needs have been met * gazes at pool of blood on floor*
*notices suspicious white fluid dripping down the stairs*
peech- you have really lost control, here. congratulations.
I live only to please you great leader.
well actually to please you, and me, and LP and Lasc and Tribes and.........so on and so on.
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 18:59
Lasc, was your flag white? Because I think it's getting shredded or something. Liquified even
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 19:00
*discovers how much fun it is to shine his flagpole*
addictions are welcome here, but thats more fun if you let me do it.
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 19:00
*spots the spaceman, looking quite tired*
i think this kingdom needs a doctor. who specializes in organ rehabilitation, and maybe even reconstruction.
I could try CPR?
Peechland
16-03-2005, 19:00
*spots the spaceman, looking quite tired*
i think this kingdom needs a doctor. who specializes in organ rehabilitation, and maybe even reconstruction.
and where is that king? he made an appearance a few pages back. did you kill him?
no, he's sill alive. LP gave him a mint and let him escape. I've already punished him for that though.
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 19:01
no, he's sill alive. LP gave him a mint and let him escape. I've already punished him for that though.
We was rather smelly.
*sniffs*
Nasty man
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 19:01
Lasc....no worries. Those are ideal conditions -trust me. Its actually good for the wood. Keeps it shiny and strong. Theres another pouch in which conditions are similar, so you do have a few storage options.
Whew... its ok... I think Im done storing my flagpole anyway... its just like LP said, its gone all soft and floppy - Its strange though, Im tired, and sweaty... but I dont seem to mind... in fact... I sort of enjoyed that!
and the best thing is... with the flagpole all soft and floppy like this, I could fold it up and tuck it into my pants, that way I could take it with me in a concealed fashion everywhere I go! :)
Peechland
16-03-2005, 19:03
Great idea Lasc, you can always use those other storage options when you feel the need.
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 19:03
Lasc, was your flag white? Because I think it's getting shredded or something. Liquified even
I noticed that too... its everywhere!! This is peculiar... its kind of sticky too...
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 19:03
Great idea Lasc, you can always use those other storage options when you feel the need.
You're not talking about pants are you?
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 19:03
Great idea Lasc, you can always use those other storage options when you feel the need.
Can we all use the storage, or is it reserved for lasc :eek:
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 19:04
I live only to please you great leader.
well actually to please you, and me, and LP and Lasc and Tribes and.........so on and so on.
i feel a kingdom motto coming on.....
warrior maiden, we need a place to display your ill begotten scrotum collection.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 19:04
I noticed that too... its everywhere!! This is peculiar... its kind of sticky too...
We need an outright ban on chewing gum
Teh Cameron Clan
16-03-2005, 19:04
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/chris2000ta/zim.gif
we needed that :)
Peechland
16-03-2005, 19:04
Can we all use the storage, or is it reserved for lasc :eek:
Of course not, its open to all my fellow castle mates.
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 19:05
I noticed that too... its everywhere!! This is peculiar... its kind of sticky too...
*licks*
That's odd. It doesn't taste like flag at all....
*licks again*
It's good though
The odd one
16-03-2005, 19:05
can i store my big tool there while i look for my hoes?
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 19:06
Great idea Lasc, you can always use those other storage options when you feel the need.
I think I will!!! Woo!!! That was great!!
Well, this Intrepid Spaceman is off to take a nap, all that flagpole mending and storage has made me tired...
When I wake up I need to talk to you about my explorations on the planet Viagra Occ... in the mean time, do you think you could help me wax this flagpole - it seems to have gotten all sticky again.
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 19:07
gawdly. you are more than welcome here. title? duties? state those, and then prepare for iniation. dont worry, it wont hurt all *looks slyly at peech*
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 19:07
can i store my big tool there while i look for my hoes?
I've got an uncontrollable urge....
...to...
...say oooh arrr!
Peechland
16-03-2005, 19:07
i feel a kingdom motto coming on.....
warrior maiden, we need a place to display your ill begotten scrotum collection.
Indeed.....I thought about a shelf, but I need much more room. Maybe Vitto can clean out a place for me in the dungeon.
I wonder if he knows that swarm of cheerleaders is still at the gate waiting for him and happy hour in the dungeon?
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 19:08
*licks*
That's odd. It doesn't taste like flag at all....
*licks again*
It's good though
Wow! Youve cleaned it right up! Thanks LP! What a great comrade! You can hold my flagpole anytime if you take this good care of it! :)
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 19:08
I think I will!!! Woo!!! That was great!!
Well, this Intrepid Spaceman is off to take a nap, all that flagpole mending and storage has made me tired...
When I wake up I need to talk to you about my explorations on the planet Viagra Occ... in the mean time, do you think you could help me wax this flagpole - it seems to have gotten all sticky again.
*grabs lasc by the hand*
*dissapears into bedroom*
*bolt slides shut*
Teh Cameron Clan
16-03-2005, 19:08
we can have a musem built for ur collection :)
Peechland
16-03-2005, 19:09
*licks*
That's odd. It doesn't taste like flag at all....
*licks again*
It's good though
greedy! <smacks LP with a razor blade> give me some of that!
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 19:09
Indeed.....I thought about a shelf, but I need much more room. Maybe Vitto can clean out a place for me in the dungeon.
I wonder if he knows that swarm of cheerleaders is still at the gate waiting for him and happy hour in the dungeon?
he likes to make people wait.
lets make it a public place, peech. i am in awe of your accomplishments
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 19:10
Wow! Youve cleaned it right up! Thanks LP! What a great comrade! You can hold my flagpole anytime if you take this good care of it! :)
Bye cutie
*waves to Lasc as he disappears with Occy*
*gets slashed*
Ow!
*curls up in a corner*
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 19:10
Wow! Youve cleaned it right up! Thanks LP! What a great comrade! You can hold my flagpole anytime if you take this good care of it! :)
LP- no way. us ladies need you way more than he does.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 19:11
Bah. Everyone else is having kinky S&M sex except me. All I've got is this band of willing gorgeous but oh-so-normal sex slaves :(
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 19:11
Bah. Everyone else is having kinky S&M sex except me. All I've got is this band of willing gorgeous but oh-so-normal sex slaves :(
*binds and gags Tribes*
Blindfold too?
addictions are welcome here, but thats more fun if you let me do it.
*presents flagpole to Queen Occy, tries to bow and pokes himself in the eye*
Workmans compensation time!
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 19:13
*presents flagpole to Queen Occy, tries to bow and pokes himself in the eye*
Workmans compensation time!
ROFL :D
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 19:13
*presents flagpole to Queen Occy, tries to bow and pokes himself in the eye*
Workmans compensation time!
when i am done with lasc, i will more than compensate you for your efforts.
Teh Cameron Clan
16-03-2005, 19:14
*presents flagpole to Queen Occy, tries to bow and pokes himself in the eye*
Workmans compensation time!
workmans comp ?! ha its a anarchy muhahaha!
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/chris2000ta/zim.gif
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 19:14
*binds and gags Tribes*
Blindfold too?
Need you ask?
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 19:14
ROFL :D
hate to see what someone will do to get on welfare
Peechland
16-03-2005, 19:14
he likes to make people wait.
lets make it a public place, peech. i am in awe of your accomplishments
can i make a scrotum chandalier and put it in the foyer?
gawdly. you are more than welcome here. title? duties? state those, and then prepare for iniation. dont worry, it wont hurt all *looks slyly at peech*
"Royal Hunk o' Burnin' Love"?
"Official Studmuffin"?
"The Queen's Queefer"?
"Slut"?
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 19:16
Need you ask?
Good point.
*blindfolds Tribes, rips off the clothes*
Guess what this is?
*puts something small and soft on his chest*
when i am done with lasc, i will more than compensate you for your efforts.
Knowing Lasc, I'll see you in 30 seconds...
Peechland
16-03-2005, 19:17
Bah. Everyone else is having kinky S&M sex except me. All I've got is this band of willing gorgeous but oh-so-normal sex slaves :(
I've been waiting for you to get finished with your harem of normal girls so I can have a slice of you darlin'. Metaphorically speaking of course.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 19:17
Good point.
*blindfolds Tribes, rips off the clothes*
Guess what this is?
*puts something small and soft on his chest*
a bald sausage dog?
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 19:17
a bald sausage dog?
No
*tickles his nipples with it*
Smaller
No
*tickles his nipples with it*
Smaller
Lasc's flagpole?
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 19:18
I've been waiting for you to get finished with your harem of normal girls so I can have a slice of you darlin'. Metaphorically speaking of course.
Good. As much as I'd like to become part of your 'display', I'd like to wait until I'm dead first. Woodwork, on the other hand... :fluffle:
The odd one
16-03-2005, 19:18
i'm off on a quest. i'll be back in a couple of weeks. i'll probably be tired from all the violent peasent beatings and my flagpole will most likely be in need of a good cleaning when i get back, but i guess that's the price you pay...
what starteed this drunken ramble?... ah, yes, my quest....
Teh Cameron Clan
16-03-2005, 19:18
No
*tickles his nipples with it*
Smaller
a hamster?
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 19:18
*strange moaning and grunting from bedroom*
Whoo! Ive never seen anyone do THAT with a flagpole!! The spicy mint in your mouth is a nice touch... wow, that really makes the wood shine! Whoo! Look at you buff that flagpoooooollllleeee... whoa! Oh man... oh man... oh man.. wow...
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 19:18
No
*tickles his nipples with it*
Smaller
One of the cool lab mice we have in the dungeons?
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 19:18
Lasc's flagpole?
Bigger :p
Teh Cameron Clan
16-03-2005, 19:20
well off to more class for me >_< se yall in a few hrs...
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 19:20
One of the cool lab mice we have in the dungeons?
No.... less...... alive
*hangs it under his nose*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 19:21
Good. As much as I'd like to become part of your 'display', I'd like to wait until I'm dead first. Woodwork, on the other hand... :fluffle:
I vowed to protect the scrotums of all my castle mates. You shant fear my saber. I will only use my surgical steel blades to sever whatever adornment you have on that would keep me from my "Carpentry"
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 19:21
Knowing Lasc, I'll see you in 30 seconds...
30 spaceman spiff seconds... which is about 45 minutes of your time... :D
(and Im in a hurry!)
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 19:22
can i make a scrotum chandalier and put it in the foyer?
sounds good , use black candles.
and, the odd one- vittos is requesting you bring back some prime uhh... greenery for him on your quest.
Planners
16-03-2005, 19:22
Bigger :p
That's mine gimme that! Madly wields a hammer and nail.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 19:23
I vowed to protect the scrotums of all my castle mates. You shant fear my saber. I will only use my surgical steel blades to sever whatever adornment you have on that would keep me from my "Carpentry"
You collect those too? :D
No.... less...... alive
*hangs it under his nose*
A popsicle?
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 19:23
30 spaceman spiff seconds... which is about 45 minutes of your time... :D
(and Im in a hurry!)
and he doesnt even get through half of his charms in that stretch of time. but then, theres tomorrow , lasc. and there is peech.
see you later :)
The odd one
16-03-2005, 19:24
sounds good , use black candles.
and, the odd one- vittos is requesting you bring back some prime uhh... greenery for him on your quest.
that's the plan. :p that and to find out how to make a skeleton hydroponics lab. :D these peasants have such brittle bones. :rolleyes:
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 19:25
and he doesnt even get through half of his charms in that stretch of time. but then, theres tomorrow , lasc. and there is peech.
see you later :)
Um.. youre supposed to buff the flagpole until it goes all soft and floppy arent you? I think this needs a little more waxing!!
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 19:26
that's the plan. :p that and to find out how to make a skeleton hydroponics lab. :D these peasants have such brittle bones. :rolleyes:
Could you make me a pipe from a femur and a skull?
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 19:26
You collect those too? :D
A popsicle?
No.... It starts with an S and belonged to someone else before
*puts it gently on his lips*
Open wide
Peechland
16-03-2005, 19:28
No.... It starts with an S and belonged to someone else before
*puts it gently on his lips*
a scrotum?
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 19:28
a scrotum?
We've got a winner
No.... It starts with an S and belonged to someone else before
*puts it gently on his lips*
Open wide
Sausage?
Superman??
Superman's sausage???
Peechland
16-03-2005, 19:30
We've got a winner
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I know my scrotum trivia.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 19:30
We've got a winner
Who's? Is it from the chandelier?
*makes a very small, stretchy kite*
The odd one
16-03-2005, 19:30
Could you make me a pipe from a femur and a skull?
her, have this one. i made it earlier, then i forgot and i made another so you can have this one and ill take the other one with me on my walkabout.
and.......im gone.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 19:31
her, have this one. i made it earlier, then i forgot and i made another so you can have this one and ill take the other one with me on my walkabout.
and.......im gone.
Ta!
*smokes pipe*
*looks respectable*
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 19:32
Who's? Is it from the chandelier?
*makes a very small, stretchy kite*
don't tell anyone. it's myrth's
;)
*puts it up Tribes' arse*
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 19:32
don't tell anyone. it's myrth's
;)
*puts it up Tribes' arse*
*looks like this :eek: *
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 19:32
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I know my scrotum trivia.
As for our winner. What do you want for a prize?
Planners
16-03-2005, 19:33
don't tell anyone. it's myrth's
;)
*puts it up Tribes' arse*
I want that scrotuuuuum...... *reaches into Tribes' arse trying to retrieve the scrotum*
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 19:34
I want that scrotuuuuum...... *reaches into Tribes' arse trying to retrieve the scrotum*
*looks like this :eek: *
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 19:35
*looks like this :eek: *
Good isn't it?
*kisses Tribes' nipples*
Good isn't it?
*kisses Tribes' nipples*
*watches hot man-boy action, decides to re-wax his flagpole*
Planners
16-03-2005, 19:38
Hehehehehe, time to nail this to something.
*tries to nail the scrotum to the pipe*
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 19:39
Good isn't it?
*kisses Tribes' nipples*
*gets worried. in an aroused sort of way*
This deserves a raised eyebrow!
*raises eyebrow* (http://www.peeron.com/pics/inv/custpics/3626bpx207.1084084372.jpg)
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 19:40
*pokes his flagpole in Tribes' earhole*
*nods and gets "chewing gum" in his hair*
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 19:41
lasc-Um.. youre supposed to buff the flagpole until it goes all soft and floppy arent you? I think this needs a little more waxing!!
well if you insist.....
*pulls him away from all the man man action in the dining room
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 19:41
*pokes his flagpole in Tribes' earhole*
*nods and gets "chewing gum" in his hair*
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
SORRY, WHAT? [/cant hear]
Peechland
16-03-2005, 19:42
My prize? hmm.....
How bout you go out and kill a peasant in my name? Either that or get me some new sharp things.
*looks like this :eek: @ Tribes*
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 19:42
Ta!
*smokes pipe*
*looks respectable*
you looked better with the pipe in your mouth than you do with LP in your pants.
Haken Rider
16-03-2005, 19:44
What the tuck?
Hey Queenie...up for some REAL action?
*grabs Lasc, LP, Tribes, all with shiny flagpoles*
FEAR OUR WALL OF WEENIES!
Los Banditos
16-03-2005, 19:44
Los Banditos - The loser of everything.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 19:45
My prize? hmm.....
How bout you go out and kill a peasant in my name? Either that or get me some new sharp things.
*looks like this :eek: @ Tribes*
Yeah, well....shut up! *runs off*
Hmm, did I just get man laid?
you looked better with the pipe in your mouth than you do with LP in your pants.
I agree. Let us never speak of this againdamn you LP :p
Peechland
16-03-2005, 19:45
What the tuck?
Hak is here! Lets go poke people with sharp things.
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 19:46
What the tuck?
Seconded
Los Banditos - The loser of everything.
Long time no see...we needed more pervs in the group. Let's see if you'll fit in...
*bends over*
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 19:46
Hey Queenie...up for some REAL action?
*grabs Lasc, LP, Tribes, all with shiny flagpoles*
FEAR OUR WALL OF WEENIES! i fear the fact you call you them weenies. give them a new name that rhymes with..rock, and then i'll take you all.
Planners
16-03-2005, 19:47
Long time no see...we needed more pervs in the group. Let's see if you'll fit in...
*bends over*
*Slaps gawd in the behind*
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 19:47
i fear the fact you call you them weenies. give them a new name that rhymes with..rock, and then i'll take you all.
FEAR OUR WALL OF SOCK!
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 19:48
i fear the fact you call you them weenies. give them a new name that rhymes with..rock, and then i'll take you all.
Dock? Lock? Pock? Sock? Clock?
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 19:48
gets out a broom, duster, and many many cleaniung products and
STRAIGHTENS UP THE THREAD
hint hint. :D
i fear the fact you call you them weenies. give them a new name that rhymes with..rock, and then i'll take you all.
*thinks desperately*
Uhm...fear our Crock of C*cks?
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 19:48
i fear the fact you call you them weenies. give them a new name that rhymes with..rock, and then i'll take you all.
In the name of the Red Hot Chile Peppers - - SOCK!!!
Now get over here and buff this flagpole m'leige! You may want to use that naughty mouth of yours too! :D
Haken Rider
16-03-2005, 19:49
Hak is here! Lets go poke people with sharp things.
no copyright!
Peechland
16-03-2005, 19:49
*looks around at all the scrotums*
you teasers
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 19:49
gets out a broom, duster, and many many cleaniung products and
STRAIGHTENS UP THE THREAD
hint hint. :D
You can straighten me out any damn time you want!
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 19:50
gets out a broom, duster, and many many cleaniung products and
STRAIGHTENS UP THE THREAD
hint hint. :D
*Pictures Occy dressed as french maid*
You can straighten me out any damn time you want!
...despite the fact that many women have already tried...
*Pictures Occy dressed as french maid*
*pictures Mac dressed as french maid*
*vomits*
Khudros, a capital misfit, The Urban Urchin of Yonder Verse, at your service. And I say high to the field, with spirit edged sharper than sword!
We happy few. We band of brothers.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 19:51
...despite the fact that many women have already tried...
*looks back over last two pages*
Holy fcuk!
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 19:51
*pictures Mac dressed as french maid*
*vomits*
"Ooh la-la, you are all dirty. I must clean you up"
No, sorry, even I can't carry that one any further.
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 19:53
In the name of the Red Hot Chile Peppers - - SOCK!!!
Now get over here and buff this flagpole m'leige! You may want to use that naughty mouth of yours too! :D
*loves being ordered around*
*is glad she is buffing a flagpole, and not a drumstick*
"Ooh la-la, you are all dirty. I must clean you up"
No, sorry, even I can't carry that one any further.
I feel yer pain. Let's get the flock outta here and find a strip bar...
Peechland
16-03-2005, 19:53
I'd pay to see Mac in a French Maid outfit. Would rather watch him play rugby though......
I'd pay to see Mac in a French Maid outfit. Would rather watch him play rugby though......
I find it interesting that only an "OT" separates scrotum from scrum. No wonder Princess Peachy is all hot n' bothered...
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 19:55
I'd pay to see Mac in a French Maid outfit. Would rather watch him play rugby though......
Again? I've already done that once. I mean, erm...
*Runs off to find strip club*
No, not to dance in. Yet
Peechland
16-03-2005, 19:56
I find it interesting that only an "OT" separates scrotum from scrum. No wonder Princess Peachy is all hot n' bothered...
plus I have this long hard steel saber pressed up against me all the time. *fondles saber*
Haken Rider
16-03-2005, 19:56
http://gigbitchgraphics.homestead.com/files/emoticons/poke.gif
plus I have this long hard steel saber pressed up against me all the time. *fondles saber*
*wishes his name was "saber"*
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 19:57
plus I have this long hard steel saber pressed up against me all the time. *fondles saber*
*faints*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 19:57
http://gigbitchgraphics.homestead.com/files/emoticons/poke.gif
Hak you really are the master of smilies.
Planners
16-03-2005, 19:59
plus I have this long hard steel saber pressed up against me all the time. *fondles saber*
Tries to find "saber"
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 20:00
*loves being ordered around*
*is glad she is buffing a flagpole, and not a drumstick*
BUFF HARDER!!! HARDER!!!! HARDER M'LEIGE!!!!
Peechland
16-03-2005, 20:01
Tries to find "saber"
No one touches my saber. You will have to choose something else.
And I need you to sneak over to King Kanabias castle and steal some stuff for me later
Haken Rider
16-03-2005, 20:02
Hak you really are the master of smilies.
Here's one for your collection, Peech: http://67.18.37.16/423/87/emo/butthead.gif
Planners
16-03-2005, 20:02
No one touches my saber. You will have to choose something else.
And I need you to sneak over to King Kanabias castle and steal some stuff for me later
K........gets all hot and bothered.
Peechland
16-03-2005, 20:04
Here's one for your collection, Peech: http://67.18.37.16/423/87/emo/butthead.gif
LOL....thats awesome
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 20:15
BUFF HARDER!!! HARDER!!!! HARDER M'LEIGE!!!!
and faster. *winks* sits up and rides, western canadian style*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 20:15
*finds herself alone in the castle*
hmm....I think I'll go down to Vittos dungeon and experiment on myself.
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 20:16
*Re-appears wearing kilt, creeps down to watch Peechland*
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 20:19
and faster. *winks* sits up and rides, western canadian style*
Yahoooooo!!!!!! Ride that flagpole like a stick horse!!! Yay!!!
(western Canadian style! I like it!!)
Peechland
16-03-2005, 20:20
*pretends she doesnt know hes watching*
"I sure do wish I had a guy in a kilt here to do this for me"
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 20:22
*Digs out pop-corn and soda, thinking 'Gee, I sure hope someone helps this poor young lady out'*
*grabs tattered kilt and economy-size bottle of KY, and runs down stairs*
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 20:23
*finds herself alone in the castle*
hmm....I think I'll go down to Vittos dungeon and experiment on myself.
only do that alone if you really want. becaue macleod will def. help out.
Planners
16-03-2005, 20:23
*pretends she doesnt know hes watching*
"I sure do wish I had a guy in a kilt here to do this for me"
*comes running down to the dungeon wearing, a kilt covering his whole body*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 20:23
*realizes she's better at this herself anyway*
*eyeballs various battery operated devices*
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 20:24
*Yelps as Planners steps on his sporran*
*disguises himself as a battery-operated device*
*inserts four AA into himself*
*smiles*
*makes vibrating noise*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 20:26
OOC: LOL @ Gawdly and Planners......
Two men, two kilts, two Orga..........*doesnt finish spelling*
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 20:26
*disguises himself as a battery-operated device*
*inserts four AA into himself*
*smiles*
*makes vibrating noise*
ooc: omg! I almost died laughing at that!! haha! :p
OCC: LOL @ Gawdly and Planners......
Two men, two kilts, two Orga..........*doesnt finish spelling*
Only two, Princess? Don't limit yerself...weez REAL goooood....
Planners
16-03-2005, 20:27
*Yelps as Planners steps on his sporran*
*drops his kilt* :eek:
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 20:28
Only two, Princess? Don't limit yerself...weez REAL goooood....
'Ey, speak for ya' self pal.
*Smiles at Planners with a strange glint in his eye*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 20:31
*drops his kilt* :eek:
:eek:
sigh....yes, probably way more than two orga........*doesnt finish spelling*
Planners
16-03-2005, 20:32
'Ey, speak for ya' self pal.
*Smiles at Planners with a strange glint in his eye*
*pulls his kilt back up, punches Gawd*
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 20:33
:eek:
sigh....yes, probably way more than two orga........*doesnt finish spelling*
*finishes spelling*..nisms?
*slithers in real close, batteries firmly clenched between his tight buttocks*
vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmm
*smiles and unrolls his tongue*
Say "ahhhhhhh"...
Peechland
16-03-2005, 20:34
*finishes spelling*..nisms?
exactly
its like we're one mind Tribes
exactly
its like we're one mind Tribes
...but thankfully, two bodies.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 20:35
exactly
its like we're one mind Tribes
*thinks about cheese*
Wait, was that you or me?
*thinks about cheese*
Wait, was that you or me?
*smells feet*
Nope, that was me.
Haken Rider
16-03-2005, 20:36
http://67.18.37.16/423/87/emo/kontmep.gif
and again!
http://67.18.37.16/423/87/emo/100.gif
*girly laughter* http://67.18.37.16/423/87/emo/1539.gif
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 20:36
*Punches Planners, just for fun*
*Shows Peechland his two-handed broadsword. "Good enough for your collection lassie?"
Peechland
16-03-2005, 20:36
*thinks about cheese*
Wait, was that you or me?
Well if it was Montery Jack, then it was me.
Peechland
16-03-2005, 20:36
...but thankfully, two bodies.
lol Gawd
*Punches Planners, just for fun*
*Shows Peechland his two-handed broadsword. "Good enough for your collection lassie?"
You callin' Peachy a dog?
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 20:37
*smells feet*
Nope, that was me.
*sees green fumes coming from Gawdly's feet*
:eek:
Peechland
16-03-2005, 20:38
*Punches Planners, just for fun*
*Shows Peechland his two-handed broadsword. "Good enough for your collection lassie?"
gasp....*nods furiously* uh huh
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 20:40
You callin' Peachy a dog?
So what if I am? What're you gonna do, ya wee *mumbles*
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 20:41
So what if I am? What're you gonna do, ya wee *mumbles*
*slaps with glove*
I challenge you to a duel!
So what if I am? What're you gonna do, ya wee *mumbles*
Well...I guess corrective action is needed then:
Peachy may be a bitch, but she ain't no dog!
*slaps with glove*
I challenge you to a duel!
You just finished slapping yer monkey...sure hope you washed that hand!
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 20:44
You just finished slapping yer monkey...sure hope you washed that hand!
What a foolish question! Of course I have washed it*scrubs hand clean*how could you even question that!
Peechland
16-03-2005, 20:44
*laughs at the Scot about to get his ass kicked by a Brit and a Canadian*
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 20:45
*slaps with glove*
I challenge you to a duel!
[Drawn-out, over-exageratted southern accent] I accept your challenge, boy. I choose sporks at dawn [/accent]
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 20:47
[Drawn-out, over-exageratted southern accent] I accept your challenge, boy. I choose sporks at dawn [/accent]
*produces special duelling spork, handed down over generations of spork duellers*
*also hides USAS-12 in pants*
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 20:47
*laughs as she reads the last 7 pages of the thread*
keep it violent and sinister though. i dont want to run the riusk of getting like the paradise club. our arch enemy!
what do you say we do away with IC and OOC, and just be ourselves?
which for me , is sicker than anything that i can pretend.
Peechland
16-03-2005, 20:49
*nods* we dont need no steenkin OOC.
*goes back to being sinister and violent*
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 20:49
*produces special duelling spork, handed down over generations of spork duellers*
*also hides USAS-12 in pants*
"Is tha' an automatic shotgun in your pants, or are ye' just pleased to see the bonny lass o'er there"
*Nods towards Peechland*
*Turns, and unwraps a completely standard, plain, boring looking spork from an oily rag*
"EN Garde"
*produces special duelling spork, handed down over generations of spork duellers*
*also hides USAS-12 in pants*
*looks over at Tribes, notices bulge in pants*
Hey, is that a USAS-12 in yer pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 20:50
*laughs as she reads the last 7 pages of the thread*
keep it violent and sinister though. i dont want to run the riusk of getting like the paradise club. our arch enemy!
what do you say we do away with IC and OOC, and just be ourselves?
which for me , is sicker than anything that i can pretend.
Shit, we're screwed. Hopefully, literally.
I mean NOT literally, honest guv.
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 20:50
looks over at Tribes, notices bulge in pants*
Hey, is that a USAS-12 in yer pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
About a minute too slow with that joke buddy :rolleyes:
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 20:51
"Is tha' an automatic shotgun in your pants, or are ye' just pleased to see the bonny lass o'er there"
*Nods towards Peechland*
*Turns, and unwraps a completely standard, plain, boring looking spork from an oily rag*
"EN Garde"
En Garde? WTF is that? Where I come from, you do this:
ALALALALLALALALALALALALAARERGH! *runs at McLeod completely starkers with duelling spork in one hand and auto-shotgun used as a club in the other*
EDIT: *stops mid sprint*
Yes, I am pleased to see Peech. And Occidio. Can't you tell :D
*continues nekkid charge*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 20:51
ohhh.....
someone said the magic word......bulge
"Is tha' an automatic shotgun in your pants, or are ye' just pleased to see the bonny lass o'er there"
*Nods towards Peechland*
*Turns, and unwraps a completely standard, plain, boring looking spork from an oily rag*
"EN Garde"
*watches two men wrestle, decides to make a move on Princess Peechy*
Want some of THIS?
http://public.fotki.com/Gawdly/ns/gawdlyguy.html
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 20:52
*Lifts up front of kilt, then runs at Longton wearing little more than a beard and some woad body paintings, spork held in both hands in front of him*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 20:53
*shouts to Tribes*....
"SAVE HIS SCROTUM FOR MEEEEE!!!"
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 20:53
*laughs as she reads the last 7 pages of the thread*
keep it violent and sinister though. i dont want to run the riusk of getting like the paradise club. our arch enemy!
what do you say we do away with IC and OOC, and just be ourselves?
which for me , is sicker than anything that i can pretend.
Oooo!! Sinister!!! RIDE ME HAAARRRRD BABY!!!!!
*shouts to Tribes*....
"SAVE HIS SCROTUM FOR MEEEEE!!!"
For a moment, I thought Hillary Clinton had stepped in the room...
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 20:54
*shouts to Tribes*....
"SAVE HIS SCROTUM FOR MEEEEE!!!"
*screams back mid-battle*
I CAN'T PROMISE YOU ANYTHING!!!
*gets stabbed in the leg*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 20:55
*Lifts up front of kilt, then runs at Longton wearing little more than a beard and some woad body paintings, spork held in both hands in front of him*
LMAO....I am soooo imagining that scene right now.
*stands there imitating his famous "bare chest" pose*
Princess? Wanna climb Mount Gawdly?
Peechland
16-03-2005, 20:57
*prints pic of Gawdly's upper body and hangs on her wall*
sweet jesus....
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 20:58
*Does the Hungarian groin dance on Longton, dodging a spork swing aimed at his stomach*
*prints pic of Gawdly's upper body and hangs on her wall*
sweet jesus....
*struts proudly, flexing his pecs, pleased that he's pleased Peechy*
All fer you, m'lady.
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 20:59
*Throws spork at Gawdly*
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 21:00
*Does the Hungarian groin dance on Longton, dodging a spork swing aimed at his stomach*
*nuts McLeod*
I'm gonna kill yer!
*pulls spork out of leg, leaps at McLeod*
EDIT: *also throws spork at Gawdly*
Duel, yer pansy! Grr! Arg!
*Throws spork at Gawdly*
*catches spork in teeth, dances the Macarena*
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 21:02
*nuts McLeod*
I'm gonna kill yer!
*pulls spork out of leg, leaps at McLeod*
EDIT: *also throws spork at Gawdly*
Duel, yer pansy! Grr! Arg!
[unbearably strong scottish accent] Come on then, ya wee English softie [/accent]
*Headbutts Longton*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 21:03
*laughs so hard she drops her saber in the mud*
oh shite!
*runs out to buy more sporks*
Haken Rider
16-03-2005, 21:04
Ow swell, a fight!
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 21:06
Oooo!! Sinister!!! RIDE ME HAAARRRRD BABY!!!!!
wonders how he can talk with that ball gag inhis mouth.
wait. we are so close- i CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS!
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 21:07
[unbearably strong scottish accent] Come on then, ya wee English softie [/accent]
*Headbutts Longton*
*reels from Glaswegian Kiss*
Bah! I'm a lancashire lad! Don't you lot learn anything - we're too bloody stubborn to back down from anything!
*throws mud in McLeod's eyes, grapples*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 21:07
I couldnt find anymore sporks, so I got these pink disposable razors......
here catch.... *throws Mac and Tribe each a pack of pink razors*
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 21:07
*laughs so hard she drops her saber in the mud*
oh shite!
*runs out to buy more sporks*
we are definitley ourselves again. in the middle of a duel, peech is running out and shopping for sporks. 3 pages ago, she would have stole them, and killed the cashier just for fun.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 21:08
I couldnt find anymore sporks, so I got these pink disposable razors......
here catch.... *throws Mac and Tribe each a pack of pink razors*
*grabs razors*
*has a quick shave*
Thanks Peech!
*Continues attack*
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 21:09
What did I miss?
Peechland
16-03-2005, 21:11
we are definitley ourselves again. in the middle of a duel, peech is running out and shopping for sporks. 3 pages ago, she would have stole them, and killed the cashier just for fun.
I'm trying to keep a low profile. Just last month I killed 5 cashiers.
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 21:11
wonders how he can talk with that ball gag inhis mouth.
wait. we are so close- i CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS!
:eek:
Then you know that what Im thinking next involves a bottle of maple syrup and you looking at my belly button?
Peechland
16-03-2005, 21:12
What did I miss?
Well I went to the dungeon to experiement on myself, so you missed a lot there.
Then Mac called me a dog and now Tribes is kicking his ass with sporks and pink disposable razors
nothing out of the ordinary
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 21:14
Dungeon eh?
*wink wink*
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 21:14
:eek:
Then you know that what Im thinking next involves a bottle of maple syrup and you looking at my belly button?
call me aunt jemima ;)
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 21:14
What did I miss?
*Dodges spork, then cuts finger on pink ladies razor*
Not much, been pretty quiet really.
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 21:15
I'm trying to keep a low profile. Just last month I killed 5 cashiers.
something tells me mr peechland is going to get some really good loving tonight.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 21:15
*Dodges spork, then cuts finger on pink ladies razor*
Not much, been pretty quiet really.
*gets kicked in the nadgers*
Yeah, I'm quite bored too.
*pokes eyes*
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 21:16
something tells me mr peechland is going to get some really good loving tonight.
I can't wait
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 21:17
call me aunt jemima ;)
*calls her...*
Aunt JemmmmmiiiIIIIiIiIiiiiiiimmmMMMmmmmMMMmmmAAAAaaaAAAAaAAaaa!!!!
:eek:
HOW DID YOU DO THAT!!!! WOWZA!!!
Peechland
16-03-2005, 21:17
something tells me mr peechland is going to get some really good loving tonight.
When I get home,I might have him go buy some sporks and an eye patch for the hell of it
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 21:18
When I get home,I might have him go buy some sporks and an eye patch for the hell of it
ROFL!!!! :p
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 21:19
When I get home,I might have him go buy some sporks and an eye patch for the hell of it
fine . but dont get too into it and take the scrotum.
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 21:21
I feel loved
*collapses in a ball on the floor, too pooped to dance any longer*
*looks up Tribes and Macs kilts*
*looks closer*
*gets magnifying glass*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 21:23
fine . but dont get too into it and take the scrotum.
I know...thats the only thing I'm worried about.
*exercises self control*
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 21:23
*collapses in a ball on the floor, too pooped to dance any longer*
*looks up Tribes and Macs kilts*
*looks closer*
*gets magnifying glass*
That's a knee :rolleyes:
Peechland
16-03-2005, 21:24
I feel loved
*pokes LP with a spork* you are :fluffle:
can I shave your back? *picks up bloody pink razor from the ground*
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 21:24
I feel loved
i love you. but i am not sure if you want those guys in the kilts to love you more. you were, after, licking THEIR nipples.
Peechland
16-03-2005, 21:26
*collapses in a ball on the floor, too pooped to dance any longer*
*looks up Tribes and Macs kilts*
*looks closer*
*gets magnifying glass*
lol...
uh oh....I hope I didnt accidentally swing my saber in the direction of their kilts!
i love you. but i am not sure if you want those guys in the kilts to love you more. you were, after, licking THEIR nipples.
Speaking of which...want some?
http://public.fotki.com/Gawdly/ns/gawdlyguy.html
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 21:27
You guys were.... occupied. Might as well have a little fun
Peech: If you can find a hair you can shave it
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 21:27
at 50 pages, i am thinking of locking the thread, and then starting a new one, using post one, to get everyone to contribute something, in a way that i havent thought of yet, from their description. i think that may be more interesting than- the lets write a story thing. what do you guys think?
Vittos Ordination
16-03-2005, 21:28
Alright, what is the deal with all the razorblades and sporks?! They are tearing the hell out of my moccasins.
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 21:28
:eek: Speaking of which...want some?
http://public.fotki.com/Gawdly/ns/gawdlyguy.html :eek:
at 50 pages, i am thinking of locking the thread, and then starting a new one, using post one, to get everyone to contribute something, in a way that i havent thought of yet, from their description. i think that may be more interesting than- the lets write a story thing. what do you guys think?
As long as it involves you, me and jello...I'm up fer it!
Literally!!
Peechland
16-03-2005, 21:28
You guys were.... occupied. Might as well have a little fun
Peech: If you can find a hair you can shave it
I must have some fetish about using sharp metal things on you.
*looks for hairs on LPs back and ass*
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 21:29
You guys were.... occupied. Might as well have a little fun
Peech: If you can find a hair you can shave it
i am never occupied enough to not have you around!!!!! and peech, dont touch the hair on his head. i sleep with that wrapped around me.
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 21:29
*Bites someones arm as it flashes past his face*
*Realises its his own*
*Pretends like nothing happened, and starts to tip-toe away*
i am never occupied enough to not have you around!!!!! and peech, dont touch the hair on his head. i sleep with that wrapped around me.
Ummm...that isn't his head. Can't you tell from the smell?
Peechland
16-03-2005, 21:31
Alright, what is the deal with all the razorblades and sporks?! They are tearing the hell out of my moccasins.
moccasins...LOL
Vitto! Theres a harem of college cheerleaders at the gate asking when happy hour in the dungeon is....I assume theyre here to see you.
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 21:31
i am never occupied enough to not have you around!!!!! and peech, dont touch the hair on his head. i sleep with that wrapped around me.
Meeeeoow
*purs and curls up at Occy's feet*
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 21:32
I must have some fetish about using sharp metal things on you.
*looks for hairs on LPs back and ass*
Be gentle....... if you want ;)
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 21:32
*tosses empty bottle of maple syrup on floor*
wow... now thats some wicked hot thirst you have there!!
*grabs her by her nekkid bod..*
now ride me! :D
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 21:34
*Replaces spare maple syrup bottle with coloured contact adhesive*
'Enjoy it while it lasts, foolish mortal'
*Cackles madly, then falls out window*
(Yes, dungeons do have windows. My dungeons do. *Sniff*)
Vittos Ordination
16-03-2005, 21:35
moccasins...LOL
Vitto! Theres a harem of college cheerleaders at the gate asking when happy hour in the dungeon is....I assume theyre here to see you.
You should have explained to them that every hour is happy hour in Vitto's Dungeon, you know that.
Well, since I have a lot of lost time to make up for, Peechland would you make me some new moccasins when you get the chance?
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 21:36
*Replaces spare maple syrup bottle with coloured contact adhesive*
'Enjoy it while it lasts, foolish mortal'
*Cackles madly, then falls out window*
(Yes, dungeons do have windows. My dungeons do. *Sniff*)
*covers his body with the syrup and latches onto Occ*
Ohhh bay-beeee!!!
wait a second here... we seem to be... stuck...
we might have to get good and sweaty to break this seal!! :eek:
Peechland
16-03-2005, 21:38
I'd never touch his hair. I like to braid it.
I also use it to dry off with when I get out of the shower.
Peechland
16-03-2005, 21:40
You should have explained to them that every hour is happy hour in Vitto's Dungeon, you know that.
Well, since I have a lot of lost time to make up for, Peechland would you make me some new moccasins when you get the chance?
Shall I make them from the skin of a virgin like last time?
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 21:41
Good luck finding one of them around here.