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Allright. after reading new foxxinias post, i am inspired to uprise.
i think the royalty thing was slanted. as a two month poster, all i wanted to be was the court's Dr. Death. but no. they are too nice over there. so, here we are, in the region of Riigor Mortiis, establishing a REJECT ROYALTY OF REBELS. create your title, and state your duties. i will alter them to my tastes.
post them in the thread, and make sure you telegram me with them at my nation, because i may not see them in this looong thread.

lets figure out a way to overthrow all that is right, and normal with the world.
free sex, violence, fires and generally sickening chaos for all who join. not for the faint of heart.
have some fun here, then report for our first challenge at http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8463384#post8463384
Vittos Ordination- thee High Priest of PsychoSex. he runs the dungeon.ladies- he gives great torture. the pleasure is painful and free of charge.
Tribes of Longton- Official Metal Head and Evil Bastard. nutting enemies into oblivion. moonlights as a masturbation ambassador. watch out when he starts banging that head of his....
Gaeltach-Countess of Mildly Irritating Pointy Objects. manages the inventory of Pointy Devices and other torturous Objects. fills requests for Materials or Advice. heads an R&D facility to increase the effectiveness of current Devices and to create new and exciting prospects.
Peechland-Warrior Maiden.Collector of Enemy Scrotums. need we say more?
Lascivious Maximus- Intrepid Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer extraordinaire.Chief and Commander of Exploratory Conquest. dividing legs and conquering ladies everywhere.
Teh Cameron Clan- Invader Zim-Zum. he does whatever the hell he wants, as long as he wants, to who he wants, when he wants, how he wants, where he wants.
Eichen Sire Spliffy. he peddles various party favors to the isand brethrenfrom his hammock made of the golden hair of 1000 virgins.also- part time police officer. works for bribes, bare breasts or a good meal.
Keruvalia Dark Lord of the Shadows. fronts the progressive rock band "Kings of Cunningulus". offers personal spiritual counseling and sexual manipulation.
HadesRulesMuch, Harbinger of Headaches, Purveyor of Penile Dysfunction, the GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY. travels the realm, wishing he was inflicting horrible migraines, erectile disorder, ejaculatio praecox, shrinkage, and horribly bad jokes all on who are unlucky enough to cross his path! actually, he is the camera guy who films the porn movies.
Kellarly Unyielding Mortificator - Supplier of harvested souls to the Kasino, fresh food for the Banquets and extra test subjects for dark princess gael to 'play' with (all in the same trip )
DHomme Leering Lurker of the Unparralelled Social Circles- once he shakes your hand and says hello- he will make a lasting, permanent, painful impression. also the Master of Ceremonies at all events.
Haken Rider Evil Smileys Master of doom! Pokes you in the back with a foreign object, then squirts something in your eye. straight outta belgium.
Neo Anarchists Dark Lady of Relentless Feather Attacks! beware her porcupine quills, filled with Tresor. side gig- Lipstick Regulator.
GoingNuckingFuts Proud supporter of lost causes and founder of 8976. give him your tired, your poor. Soapbox Factory owner.
Zotona Queen of Extreme Eccentricity and Random Rantings.belittling all residents is her specialty. she wont shut up until you give her a skin flute. she plays well.
Plutonian EmpireUniversal President: President of the Universe
Creates solar systems, ignites supernovae, smashes asteroids & planets into eachother, and uses black holes for prisons instead of dungeons. see what happens when you let people make up their own titles?
Planners Randy Da' Asspirate, 5 year delinquent old, kleptomaniac. steals everything that isnt nailed down, and nails everything he hasnt stolen
Nation of FortuneThe Sadistic Gun For Hire. A mercenary that shares loyalty with no one, who also has a thing for watching others in pain.and he is good at it, too.
New SancrosanctiaExcecutive Officer of the Peasant Control Force. wherever you find a whiny peasant bitching about anything, he and his guys are there. 3 categories of force- excessive,uneccesary, and just plain cruel.due to a case of jungle fever, he suffers from extreme dementia.
You Forgot Poland The Duke of Hurl. self explanatory. dont piss him off. but let us mention that he gives the most excellent full body massages.
The odd one He who tends the Garden of Evil. hes got all kinds of plants- illegal, its rumored. he also makes the most lovely planters from the skulls of slayed peasants. or your mother- in - law, if you wish.
Legless PiratesHigh Whore LP of the Seven Seas - If you want him, come and claim him. wait. lay the claim first, then come. Master of male bonding and female bondage.he says he is a paramedic, but explain the tongue shoved down my throat during CPR.
KhudrosThe Urban Urchin of Yonder Verse. in charge of book burning, and disposal of all netherworld media. anything nice, or of sentimental value dissapears under his sharp eye.has a chick flick bonfire on tuesdays, and gets high off the fumes of melting plastic.
Gawdly International Male Model, and Super Stud. we post him at the gate and make him entice the teenyboppers to enter the castle. loves the sound of applause.on the weekend- he runs the Athletics program, as he is switch hitter specialist.
Chocolate Goddess Mistress of Self-Gratification and Sin, Expert Voyeur. has extensive toy collection, and a two way mirror in her chamber. also serves as 24 hour cocktail waitress, offering special treats, coated in her own secret sauce.
Poladsia Apathetic but Dignified Narcoleptic Ambassador. he was supposed to be castle reporter, but he cant stay awake.enjoys nudges from razor sharp weapons.
Trilateral Commision Crafty Narcissistic Fertilizer Salesman. nickname-Scott P. he was the resident marine biologist until he failed to predict the tides. runs popular workshop "How to Almost Get Away with Killing Your Family 101".leads a double life as an apparently unskilled fisherman and swinger.believe everything he says..
EridanusSir Zach Sack Sewer.fashion designer, and runs the sweatshop. sews scrotums into cloaks for the misfit army. find him underground, thinking of new ideas for armor, sheets and baskets made from the most delicate of skins.
MonotonousUber Pyromaniac, Flamethrower Artiste. creates masterpieces, then destroys them. sets random fires, and runs fireworks nightly. also breaks up the homoerotic action explosives when it threatens to get out of hand.

Can I join you on the Island of Misfit Nationstates?

Can I join you on the Island of Misfit Nationstates?
dont ask. force your self on me :D
whats your title?

If I join, I want the title of 'Official Metal Head Evil Bastard'. That, or 'Captain Underpants'.

http://www.angelfire.com/wi3/knight4hire/Lance_helm.jpg

peasants are revolting again, eh? where's LP, the Knight of Doom when you need him? ;)

http://www.angelfire.com/wi3/knight4hire/Lance_helm.jpg

peasants are revolting again, eh? where's LP, the Knight of Doom when you need him? ;)

The Knight of Doom is not the Knight of Drunk thanks to that coronation celebration.

http://www.angelfire.com/wi3/knight4hire/Lance_helm.jpg

peasants are revolting again, eh? where's LP, the Knight of Doom when you need him? ;)He's being hosted by angelfire, and thus is unavailable to the public.

I'd have an opinion on this if I knew what the hell you were talking about.

The Knight of Doom is not the Knight of Drunk thanks to that coronation celebration.
good point. i wouldn't trust him to lance a barn door in his current state...

whats your title?

I will accept any title given to me by my misfit queen.

EDIT: "Merciless Butcher of Men"

or

"Glorious Destroyer of All Who Stand Before Me"

would be fine.

If I join, I want the title of 'Official Metal Head Evil Bastard'. That, or 'Captain Underpants'.
what do you mean if?
and i like the first title.

i dunno gimme a title i didnt get eough sleep to hink that hard >.< just don make it to lame mkay :)

I will accept any title given to me by my misfit queen.
i am not queen of the rebel royalty. yet.
if you meant personal Rocket Queen, i'll take.
i nominate you Brad- The High Priest of PsychoSex..

*A wealthy merchant stands in the back*
Truly, this royalty is nothing but oppression! We must ensure the survival of the NS General Forum not under a Hobbesian SOVEREIGN, but under a REPUBLIC! This REPUBLIC will respect the rights and freedoms of all (except flamers and trolls and the like) and ensure a prosperous NS General Forum, which will not shed the old respectec nobility of our glorious Forum, as this slow decay into tyrrany has done. Liberty from the tyrants, and a rebirth of the forum!

i dunno gimme a title i didnt get eough sleep to hink that hard >.< just don make it to lame mkay :)
you can make your own. and please do, as it will be funny because you havent slept in days.

i am not queen of the rebel royalty. yet.
if you meant personal Rocket Queen, i'll take.
i nominate you Brad- The High Priest of PsychoSex..

That works for me, if you need me I'll be down in my dungeon. Don't bother knocking, the door's always open.

*A wealthy merchant stands in the back*
Truly, this royalty is nothing but oppression! We must ensure the survival of the NS General Forum not under a Hobbesian SOVEREIGN, but under a REPUBLIC! This REPUBLIC will respect the rights and freedoms of all (except flamers and trolls and the like) and ensure a prosperous NS General Forum, which will not shed the old respectec nobility of our glorious Forum, as this slow decay into tyrrany has done. Liberty from the tyrants, and a rebirth of the forum!
awesome. give yourself a title.

you can make your own. and please do, as it will be funny because you havent slept in days.

week actually :) ok lemme think...
... gimmie a bit lol teachers about to lock the computers ...

That works for me, if you need me I'll be down in my dungeon. Don't bother knocking, the door's always open.
state your job.dont get the thread locked though. ;)

That works for me, if you need me I'll be down in my dungeon. Don't bother knocking, the door's always open.
The door's always open? Do you like them to escape? :D

The door's always open? Do you like them to escape? :D

The chase is half the fun.

The door's always open? Do you like them to escape? :D
they cant get away- he ties them up oh so nicely.
state your title and job.

state your job.dont get the thread locked though. ;)

What happens in the dungeon, stays in the dungeon.

For, if there are any in this thread worthy of the title of SOVEREIGN, please come forth! Yet, it would appear that there is one who has claimed the title of SOVEREIGN. They are not fit for this title! I challenge that only they who hold the title of MOD can truly be called SOVEREIGN! For only can we see the authority in the hands of Cogitation, Myrth, Katganistan or Reploid Productions! Truly, without this title of MOD can you claim the wisdom to be SOVEREIGN!

they cant get away- he ties them up oh so nicely.
state your title and job.
Title: Official Metal Head/Evil Bastard

Occupation: Uh, I dunno. Nutting our enemies into oblivion, or something. Fear the head of metal!

The chase is half the fun he chase is half the fun
Ooh, I like you style...

*takes out metal helmet of nut*

And so it begins...

*chases folly into woods* :p

For, if there are any in this thread worthy of the title of SOVEREIGN, please come forth! Yet, it would appear that there is one who has claimed the title of SOVEREIGN. They are not fit for this title! I challenge that only they who hold the title of MOD can truly be called SOVEREIGN! For only can we see the authority in the hands of Cogitation, Myrth, Katganistan or Reploid Productions! Truly, without this title of MOD can you claim the wisdom to be SOVEREIGN!

No man stands above me. You say that mods are granted sovereignty by Max, but until I see Max in my dungeon, I know no master.

Ooh, I like you style...

*takes out metal helmet of nut*

And so it begins...

*chases folly into woods* :p

If you catch them, you may break their bodies, but don't break their spirit, I want them to struggle.

For, if there are any in this thread worthy of the title of SOVEREIGN, please come forth! Yet, it would appear that there is one who has claimed the title of SOVEREIGN. They are not fit for this title! I challenge that only they who hold the title of MOD can truly be called SOVEREIGN! For only can we see the authority in the hands of Cogitation, Myrth, Katganistan or Reploid Productions! Truly, without this title of MOD can you claim the wisdom to be SOVEREIGN!
wait, speak english, sir RP.
no one is on charge of anything on this thread. its anarchy. all we do i s hate each other, have lots of sex, and kill some innocents. oh, and throw in setting fires.
now are you joining?
you can be official smart guy, or count of grammar and spelling.

If you catch them, you may break their bodies, but don't break their spirit, I want them to struggle.
My main method of attack is the Glaswegian Kiss (also the Geordie Kiss). That tends to break the mind and the spirit :eek:

No man stands above me. You say that mods are granted sovereignty by Max, but until I see Max in my dungeon, I know no master.
max is MY chambers at the moment. as for the other mods? had them all. anyman will give up sovereignty for a good lay.

max is MY chambers at the moment. as for the other mods? had them all. anyman will give up sovereignty for a good lay.
*works very hard on becoming a mod* :D

wait, speak english, sir RP.
no one is on charge of anything on this thread. its anarchy. all we do i s hate each other, have lots of sex, and kill some innocents. oh, and throw in setting fires.
now are you joining?
you can be official smart guy, or count of grammar and spelling.
Did I hear there would be lots of sex and killing? I'm in.

[Andaluciae] can be official smart guy, or count of grammar and spelling.
Count Grammicular! No...

Der Grammar Nazi! Eh....

Herr Beatyoutodeathwithalargepointysick! Noooo...

*works very hard on becoming a mod* :D
no need to work at all. you own thrash albums. if you have long hair- i'll keep you forever.

Did I hear there would be lots of sex and killing? I'm in.
awesome. give yourself a title and a job.
honored to have you, by the way.

Your my Dr Death in my Royal Court.

Your my Dr Death in my Royal Court.
i know. and i recognized that. screw them though, join here, harls.

no need to work at all. you own thrash albums. if you have long hair- i'll keep you forever.
Ah, so close!

Unfortunately, I look like a gimp with long hair (tried growing it a couple of years ago - it went like a '60s beehive) but I'll make it up to you! Er, I don't know how, though. What's your thoughts on me getting a cueball?

Actually, no. I just looked up an image of people with cueballs. Soooo many nai sites I have never seen...

awesome. give yourself a title and a job.
honored to have you, by the way.
How about Countess of Mildly Irritating Pointy Objects? Should be self-explanatory.

:D

Ah, so close!

Unfortunately, I look like a gimp with long hair (tried growing it a couple of years ago - it went like a '60s beehive) but I'll make it up to you! Er, I don't know how, though. What's your thoughts on me getting a cueball?

Actually, no. I just looked up an image of people with cueballs. Soooo many nai sites I have never seen...
who cares. your awesome. make it up to me?
i need official LAPDOGS. ;)
still crashing prom with me?

How about Countess of Mildly Irritating Pointy Objects? Should be self-explanatory.

:D
i like. but you should give a cool job description for the declaration post.

who cares. your awesome. make it up to me?
i need official LAPDOGS. ;)
still crashing prom with me?
Seriously, I have no idea. I might go with someone else, but I'll leave with you ;) :D

didnt know if youd come back to the prom thread or not Occ so I'm replying in here.


Originally Posted by Occidio Multus
i am in your sig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank of thankyous peech!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




anything that makes me spit coffee on my computer screen is going to end up in my sig or a bumper sticker. you always make me laugh Occ....you appeal to my dark side. I am so morbid but I dont let any of these NSers know it. I wanna watch you work while I eat lunch.

i like. but you should give a cool job description for the declaration post.
Bah. Forcing me to be creative? I guess I'll manage the inventory of Pointy Devices and other torturous Objects. Come to me to request Materials or Advice. I'll also be heading an R&D facility to increase the effectiveness of current Devices and to create new and exciting prospects.

i answered you over there :)
so, are you joining? i am hoping to get 1000 posts of barely forum-legal descriptions of sex and violence!

Bah. Forcing me to be creative? I guess I'll manage the inventory of Pointy Devices and other torturous Objects. Come to me to request Materials or Advice. I'll also be heading an R&D facility to increase the effectiveness of current Devices and to create new and exciting prospects.
Could you do some R&D with my helmet of nut. Strap a tactical nuke to it or something, I don't mind - I'm like Rogue Trooper!

*deathly silence at comic reference*

Peechland-Warrior Maiden

Collector of Scrotums

Peechland-Warrior Maiden

Collector of Scrotums
*cringes*

Ours or the enemies?

*cringes anyway*

Could you do some R&D with my helmet of nut. Strap a tactical nuke to it or something, I don't mind - I'm like Rogue Trooper!

*deathly silence at comic reference*
How about a Tac Nuke...with SPIKES! Wonderful little spikes which will propel outward after detonation, to impale and maim those who escape the fallout?

How about Countess of Mildly Irritating Pointy Objects? Should be self-explanatory.

:D

You should come down to my dungeon sometime, you could be very useful downthere.

I would like to join (having not even been mentioned to the best of my knowledge in the last thread about royalty)...

I am known as the Intrepid Spaceman Spiff (http://homepage.mac.com/tigershark/spacemanspiff/images/spiff26.jpg), interplanetary explorer extraordinaire.

I think my postition at your throne would be Chief and Commander of Exploratory Conquest. I will be glad to divide and qonquer for you m'leige.

*kneels at Occidio's throne*

Peechland-Warrior Maiden

Collector of Scrotums

Oh, sweet Jesus

How about a Tac Nuke...with SPIKES! Wonderful little spikes which will propel outward after detonation, to impale and maim those who escape the fallout?
Ooh, ooh, what about a tactical nuke cluster bomb with sharp pointy bits? That way, I do damage the one I nut and spread nukes among the enemy!

*cringes*

Ours or the enemies?

*cringes anyway*


Our enemies of course. The scrotums of my fellow tribesmen are safe.

*war cry* "YAIYAIYAYHEHAYHAYE!!!"

I would like to join (having not even been mentioned to the best of my knowledge in the last thread about royalty)...

I am known as the Intrepid Spaceman Spiff (http://homepage.mac.com/tigershark/spacemanspiff/images/spiff26.jpg), interplanetary explorer extraordinaire.

I think my postition at your throne would be Chief and Commander of Exploratory Conquest. I will be glad to divide and qonquer for you m'leige.

*kneels at Occidio's throne*
i love you. read post number one.

Our enemies of course. The scrotums of my fellow tribesmen are safe.

*war cry* "YAIYAIYAYHEHAYHAYE!!!"

*whew* *keeps cup on for precautions*
ok titles, titles hmmm...what to pick...ideas anyone? im drawing blanks...
i ocult be known as "he who draws blanks" or some this to that nature :P

Ooh, ooh, what about a tactical nuke cluster bomb with sharp pointy bits? That way, I do damage the one I nut and spread nukes among the enemy!
Sounds promising...we'll begin development right away. :D

And VO, I can pencil you in for Friday.

i love you. read post number one.

Oh, the pangs of jealousy.

Watch your back LM.

Oh, the pangs of jealousy.

Watch your back LM.
fuck that. you KNOW i love you too.
isnt this kingdom about sin?

*whew* *keeps cup on for precautions*
ok titles, titles hmmm...what to pick...ideas anyone? im drawing blanks...
i ocult be known as "he who draws blanks" or some this to that nature :P


how bout Molester of Dead Bodies?

that was my 2nd choice

how bout Molester of Dead Bodies?

that was my 2nd choice
:eek:


I, but, what th... :eek:

but.. but, you name is so nice sounding! One more time now :eek: !

i love you. read post number one.
*tears of joy trickle down his face*
Its... beautiful!

Is this a dynasty I smell? Oh... no... wait - tis the smell of succ-sex!

Whos legs shall I divide to conquer first m'leige? :D

:eek:


I, but, what th... :eek:

but.. but, you name is so nice sounding! One more time now :eek: !


sorry Tribes...this thread requires me to show my deep depraved side......you may experience my sweetness on any of the other threads though ;)

And VO, I can pencil you in for Friday.

Fantastic, bring all of your tools and a lot of creativity.

Lascivious Maximus- Intrepid Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer extraordinaire.Chief and Commander of Exploratory Conquest. dividing legs and conquering ladies everywhere.

some one reads the comics :P
i shall be known as invader zim ! one who, um...does something...
:confused:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/chris2000ta/zim.gif
Excellent!

Oh, the pangs of jealousy.

Watch your back LM. Not to worry old chap, this is Im like a sailor - I just need some loving when I pull back into port! ;)

We can share! :D

tcclan- what the helll? i put you in post number one. do you like it? i can and will change it if you want.

alright... even tho im on the list already i messd up my post so here it is again for all to see since ur all too lazy to read back :P
Lascivious Maximus- Intrepid Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer extraordinaire.Chief and Commander of Exploratory Conquest. dividing legs and conquering ladies everywhere.

some one reads the comics :P
i shall be known as invader zim ! one who, um...does something...
:confused:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/chris2000ta/zim.gif

I'll be Inspector of the Royal Cellars and Kitchens, to be adressed as His Gluttony.

read my post above your pic.

fuck that. you KNOW i love you too.
isnt this kingdom about sin?

I don't share well, and I want the seat at the right of the throne.

But I can tolerate your affection for LM, but if my temper gets away from me, whatever happens to him just can't be helped.

I'll be Inspector of the Royal Cellars and Kitchens, to be adressed as His Gluttony.
awesome. give yourself some duties so i can post you up.

Excellent!

:)

Or simply courtjester, the cynic behind the throne. (http://de.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/itsme_honorableman/detail?.dir=/5c2d&.dnm=59ec.jpg)

As cellarmaster, it is my duty to sample every beverage that might hit the royal table in large amounts and pre-taste any food if its tasty.

I don't share well, and I want the seat at the right of the throne.

But I can tolerate your affection for LM, but if my temper gets away from me, whatever happens to him just can't be helped.
can you tolerate my affection for anything with a penis under age 40? kidding.
i am not on the throne though. no heirarchy in this place.
\m/WE ALL RULE!!!!! \m/

*comes in wearing helmet of nut*

So, what's the order of the day?

Excellent!

Not to worry old chap, this is Im like a sailor - I just need some loving when I pull back into port! ;)

We can share! :D

Only time will tell.

*eyes LM suspiciously*

At least you have that goofy fedora going for you.

*tears of joy trickle down his face*
Its... beautiful!

Is this a dynasty I smell? Oh... no... wait - tis the smell of succ-sex!

Whos legs shall I divide to conquer first m'leige? :D
not me. you should save the best for last ;)

*comes in wearing helmet of nut*

So, what's the order of the day?


This morning, I caught 3 Nobles trying to penetrate our walls.

*throws 3 scrotums down on the table*

I took care of it.

yay! do what ever the hell i want :)
*trys to promote self to mod*
*runs away from ban stick !!!*

can you tolerate my affection for anything with a penis under age 40? kidding.
i am not on the throne though. no heirarchy in this place.
\m/WE ALL RULE!!!!! \m/

Hmmmm... no power struggle? What kind of dark royalty is this?

This morning, I caught 3 Nobles trying to penetrate our walls.

*throws 3 scrotums down on the table*

I took care of it.
damm, warrior maiden. i needed my walls penetrated. :D

This morning, I caught 3 Nobles trying to penetrate our walls.

*throws 3 scrotums down on the table*

I took care of it.

O_O*crosses legs*

Hmmmm... no power struggle? What kind of dark royalty is this?
one with lots of sex, violence, and chaos. we are running around barely clothed, waysted, setting fires. who has time for a throne? want a drink?

damm, warrior maiden. i needed my walls penetrated. :D
Haha, I was just about to say the same thing. If nothing else, they could have provided Valuable Experimentation..

damm, warrior maiden. i needed my walls penetrated. :D


*nod*

me too

*looks around for Tribes and a hard flat surface*

*nod*

me too

*looks around for Tribes and a hard flat surface*
*provides a cold steel autopsy table*

Haha, I was just about to say the same thing. If nothing else, they could have provided Valuable Experimentation..


I will only take scrotums next time.......then I'll bring them to your lab to do with as you please.

one with lots of sex, violence, and chaos. we are running around barely clothed, waysted, setting fires. who has time for a throne? want a drink?

How about a bowl? I'll set fire to that.

*provides a cold steel autopsy table*

Ooo cold steel -.-

...well im bored, so im gonna puts some holes in thing with large guns 8-)...
*walkes off wit h50cal rifle :)

*nod*

me too

*looks around for Tribes and a hard flat surface*
*provides tribes* :D :fluffle:

*provides a cold steel autopsy table*



*drools*


this puts the word "Stiff" into a whole new perspective.

How about a bowl? I'll set fire to that.
do as you wish, high priest. just make sure you are ready for this weekends incorporation celebration. this forum is going to finally recognize us!

this is great :P i wonder how long it will last D:

Im in. Call me "Spliffy", and my job will be selling various party favors to my isand brethren.

I'm also working part time as island cop. (Let's just say anything goes).

fellow kindom mates.i i am off to inject elderly pneumonia victims with the sweet nectar of formaldehyde. i will be back this evening. make sin while the sun shines, and when its dark as well.
later. or maybe sooner than that- Occidio Multus, QueenofTaq.

not me. you should save the best for last ;)
No problem - Ill have my hands full pleasing the other ladies here anyway! ;)
damm, warrior maiden. i needed my walls penetrated. Wait... now youre confusing me... did you just say you want something penetrated? Isnt that my job? :confused:

Im in. Call me "Spliffy", and my job will be selling various party favors to my isand brethren.

I'm also working part time as island cop. (Let's just say anything goes).


awesome......let me know if any of the royals get past the gates and I'll do my handy work.

*sharpens saber*

do as you wish, high priest. just make sure you are ready for this weekends incorporation celebration. this forum is going to finally recognize us!

They will recognize us or meet their fate in my dungeon.

awesome......let me know if any of the royals get past the gates and I'll do my handy work.

*sharpens saber*
*polishes helmet. Of nut, nothing else :rolleyes: *

this is great :P i wonder how long it will last D:
my ideas have a long life. if we can get enough people into the royalty- we will rival the paradise club. i am telling you, there is no stopping me once i get going.

fellow kindom mates.i i am off to inject elderly pneumonia victims with the sweet nectar of formaldehyde. i will be back this evening. make sin while the sun shines, and when its dark as well.
later. or maybe sooner than that- Occidio Multus, QueenofTaq.

I don't care what she says, OM must be our queen.

my ideas have a long life. if we can get enough people into the royalty- we will rival the paradise club. i am telling you, there is no stopping me once i get going.
Occ...the Steamroller of Death™

i am off to inject elderly pneumonia victims with the sweet nectar of formaldehyde.
I brought plenty of phenobarbital, if you'd prefer. It's less cleanup, I'm sure.

No problem - Ill have my hands full pleasing the other ladies here anyway! ;)
Wait... now youre confusing me... did you just say you want something penetrated? Isnt that my job? :confused:
it is. but its a 24/7 need. and i want to savor our time togther. sin and adultery run rampant here, lasc. have your way with any one , any time you WANT. :)

it is. but its a 24/7 need. and i want to savor our time togther. sin and adultery run rampant here, lasc. have your way with any one , any time you WANT. :)


Yes Lasc......do THAT.....

I brought plenty of phenobarbital, if you'd prefer. It's less cleanup, I'm sure.
they are alreay dead. want a corpse for ................company? they dont fight back when you electrocute them.

they are alreay dead. want a corpse for ................company? they dont fight back when you electrocute them.
Can you repeat the frog leg+electricity=twitch with a human leg? That would be fuuuuuuun!

they are alreay dead. want a corpse for ................company? they dont fight back when you electrocute them.
Well, the old furniture is looking pretty shabby...

I'll take 4.

it is. but its a 24/7 need. and i want to savor our time togther. sin and adultery run rampant here, lasc. have your way with any one , any time you WANT. :)
Sounds good to me! *polishes his 'broad sword'*

Ladies, where shall I start? I think we should have an informal, all hands on my deck (say this with a scottish accent), seamen everywhere kind of sailing party. What do you say? :)

Well polish my broadsword and call me Lasc! I want in on that action :D

Well polish my broadsword and call me Lasc! I want in on that action :D
Hop on the boat comrade! There will be enough to go around!

I've got nothing better to do. When do we cast off?

I've got nothing better to do. When do we cast off?
Just as soon as I get this mast up... can you give me a hand?

Arrrr, the good ship Erotica sets sail, all aboard!

Just as soon as I get this mast up... can you give me a hand?
I can give you two. ;)

I can give you two. ;)
Ah! Good! Tis a fine mast, made by Urbate.

*calls out*

All hands on the mast of urbate!!!

Ah! Good! Tis a fine mast, made by Urbate.

*calls out*

All hands on the mast of urbate!!!
Arrgh, no. When applied to me, me matey, that just sounds homoerotic arr. Save that for when we're far out to sea, like real sailors!

Arrgh, no. When applied to me, me matey, that just sounds homoerotic arr. Save that for when we're far out to sea, like real sailors!
You can give a hand spotting to cumpass then, Im sure one of the ladies will help you navigate!

You can give a hand spotting to cumpass then, Im sure one of the ladies will help you navigate!
That is...to my satisfaction. :D

You can give a hand spotting to cumpass then, Im sure one of the ladies will help you navigate!


*puts on her sailor hat*

Ay ay Captain ;)

*puts on her sailor hat*

Ay ay Captain ;)
Come, Peech! To the cumpass!This is so going to get locked

*puts on her sailor hat*

Ay ay Captain ;)
Argghh!!!

*barks orders at his sassy crew*

Peech! Give Tribes a hand on that cumpass!

Gael! I need your hands on my missen mast!

Its cause the queen isnt here to beat us into submission. We better get back to the dungeon and castle stuff quick.

Its cause the queen isnt here to beat us into submission. We better get back to the dungeon and castle stuff quick.

No, no, no. With you four at sail, the whole island is my dungeon. So have your fun.

Its cause the queen isnt here to beat us into submission. We better get back to the dungeon and castle stuff quick.
Alright then! Ive charted a course back to the Castle Anthrax! Full speed a-head mateys! Arghh!!! There be that great white whale! Moby Dick!!!!

No, no, no. With you four at sail, the whole island is my dungeon. So have your fun.
I suppose it's a tossup between 'sailing' and torture. I chose sailing. Much more active :p

Warrior Maiden, I'm sure you could keep everyone here in line. Those scrotums you're wearing as victory jewelry is pretty intimidating.

Argghh!!!

*barks orders at his sassy crew*

Peech! Give Tribes a hand on that cumpass!

Gael! I need your hands on my missen mast!
Aye! Just let me run out the fores'l.

I suppose it's a tossup between 'sailing' and torture. I chose sailing. Much more active :p

I suppose it depends on whether you are on the giving end or the receiving end.

I suppose it's a tossup between 'sailing' and torture. I chose sailing. Much more active :p
Why did you put sailing in quotation marks? I thought we were just out for a sail? :confused:

I suppose it depends on whether you are on the giving end or the receiving end.
Isn't it written "'tis better to give than to receive"? :eek:

Aye! Just let me run out the fores'l.
THAR SHE BLOWS!!!! ARGHHH!!!!!

Warrior Maiden, I'm sure you could keep everyone here in line. Those scrotums you're wearing as victory jewelry is pretty intimidating.


true.....very true

*fondles scrotum necklace between her fingers*

To the island it is......full speed ahead.....I thought I saw a mod ship on our tails earlier.

Why did you put sailing in quotation marks? I thought we were just out for a sail? :confused:
You...you mean there's no harcore sex? Ah well. I'll just erect the urbate mast.

*looks at mast-urbate*

Oh, it's already up...

You...you mean there's no harcore sex? Ah well. I'll just toss up the urbate mast.

*looks at mast-urbate*

Oh, it's already up...
Yup, just a bunch of sassy sailors, polliwogs, first mates and pirates out for a sail.

To the island it is......full speed ahead.....I thought I saw a mod ship on our tails earlier.

Lure them in, I have a rack reserved for each of the mods.

Lure them in, I have a rack reserved for each of the mods.
*puts on mod costume*

*puts on mod costume*
*waggles eyebrows insanely*

*puts on mod costume*

Be careful now, I have a special "treatment" lined up for them. It isn't for the faint of heart.

EDIT: I might need the Countess of Pointy Objects help, though.

Be careful now, I have a special "treatment" lined up for them. It isn't for the faint of heart.


*inhales*

I do so love the smell of torture in the morning...

Be careful now, I have a special "treatment" lined up for them. It isn't for the faint of heart.
*eyebrows waggle so hard they fall off*

*eyebrows look confused with freedom*

Damnit, now look what you did!

Be careful now, I have a special "treatment" lined up for them. It isn't for the faint of heart.

EDIT: I might need the Countess of Pointy Objects help, though.
At your service..

*eyebrows waggle so hard they fall off*

*eyebrows look confused with freedom*

Damnit, now look what you did!

How exactly do eyebrows waggle? And hooray for free eyebrows.

At your service..
I thought you were busy? Helping me sail?

I thought you were busy? Helping me sail?

We first need to trap some mods. Then I shall have an open dungeon.

We first need to trap some mods. Then I shall have an open dungeon.


I dont think those 3 scrotums I took earlier belonged to mods, but they were wearing Jolt t-shirts.

We first need to trap some mods. Then I shall have an open dungeon.
Arrrgghh ... its ok..

I let the missen mast down, n'the fores'l is now tucked away.

Nah more sailing till the 'morrow aye, Ill just drop anchor and stay put for a spell me matey.

i see you all have been busy. i like the sailing excursion. remeber, do whatever the hell you want . there is no law on this island. we must go recruiting, however.
and welcome eichen.

Eichen...whats your title and job babe?

i see you all have been busy. i like the sailing excursion. remeber, do whatever the hell you want . there is no law on this island. we must go recruiting, however.
and welcome eichen.
Hi Eichen, Spiff, Spaceman Spiff - Interplanetary Explorer Extraordinaire. Chief and Commander of Exploratory Conquest. dividing legs and conquering ladies everywhere - whats your title and rank here?

hes a cop and something else...i forgot. but i dont think he has a name.

Eichen...whats your title and job babe?given in post one. let me know of desired changes, eichen.

Me want key to kegs.

Me want key to kegs.
you may have the kegs. just make sure to keep the spirits flowing freely.

I choose to remain titleless.

We don't need a cop, not even a part time one.

Eichen Sire Spliffy. he peddles various party favors to the isand brethrenfrom his hammock made of the golden hair of 1000 virgins.also- part time police officer. works for bribes, bare breasts or a good meal.


I love the hammock made of the golden hair od 1000 virgins! Nice Occ....very nice.

I choose to remain titleless.
hey doctor.nice to see you back!!! i asked you to the prom, by the way. say no, and i am taking you any how. but your awesomeness deserves a title.and i could think of many duties for you to perform... ;)

I choose to remain titleless.



excellent....Keruvalia is here!

*gives him offerings of freshly scalped scrotums*

We don't need a cop, not even a part time one.
yes we do. when we want to raid the eveidence rooms of the other nations- who is going to get us in??

given in post one. let me know of desired changes, eichen.
"Eichen Sire Spliffy. he peddles various party favors to the isand brethrenfrom his hammock made of the golden hair of 1000 virgins.also- part time police officer. works for bribes, bare breasts or a good meal."

That's perfect. :fluffle:

I'm joining Jester to polish off a few pints o' Ale.

excellent....Keruvalia is here!

*gives him offerings of freshly scalped scrotums*
nice offering,maiden. you beat me to him- i was going to offer .......me. :D

We don't need a cop, not even a part time one.
*whipsers* It was meant to be ironic. I'm also the island drug dealer. ;)

hey doctor.nice to see you back!!! i asked you to the prom, by the way. say no, and i am taking you any how. but your awesomeness deserves a title.and i could think of many duties for you to perform... ;)

Well of course I'll go to prom with you!

You can make up your own title, then. :D Surprise me.

Kellarly - Lord of Sharp and Pointy Steel Objects, Daimyo of the Deepest Darkest Smelting Furnaces of The Scariest Castle Imaginable AND Lord High Marshall of the Imperial Beer Procurement Legion


Now thats something i have to put on a business card! :D

nice offering,maiden. you beat me to him- i was going to offer .......me. :D

Can I have both?

Well of course I'll go to prom with you!

You can make up your own title, then. :D Surprise me.
yes. and that thread is one million pages long, so dont bother to read it until we crash the party. and the theme is fairies and elves, obviously there is NO CHANCE of us dressing like that. title and duties coming soon.....

Can I have both?
if you have to ask.................
read the pasties thread by the way. you nearly ended my life with your hotness overdose.

Kellarly - Lord of Sharp and Pointy Steel Objects, Daimyo of the Deepest Darkest Smelting Furnaces of The Scariest Castle Imaginable AND Lord High Marshall of the Imperial Beer Procurement Legion


Now thats something i have to put on a business card! :D
lets try to combine that into one. and give us some duties.

yes. and that thread is one million pages long, so dont bother to read it until we crash the party. and the theme is fairies and elves, obviously there is NO CHANCE of us dressing like that. title and duties coming soon.....

Well you'll have to let me know when the time comes. I tend to stay out of threads that get into the hundreds of posts. I'm glad you liked my pic in the pasties thread, by the way. :)

You may do with it what you like.

lets try to combine that into one. and give us some duties.

Meh fair enough hmmmm hmmmm


Lord High Marshall Kellarly of the Imperial Beer Procurement Legion

Tasked with keeping the kegs filled, the beer flowing and the wenches serving!

*whipsers* It was meant to be ironic. I'm also the island drug dealer. ;)

Oh, I can be a little dense sometimes. I'll just slink back into my dungeon.

Also ironic is that size 1 font appears twice as big as the regular font on my browser, so your whisper was more like a shout.

Well you'll have to let me know when the time comes. I tend to stay out of threads that get into the hundreds of posts. I'm glad you liked my pic in the pasties thread, by the way. :)

You may do with it what you like.
liked your pic does not come close to an accurate description. title in post one. i may change it later..you are difficult to designate..... tell me what you think.

tell me what you think.

He has a better job than i do :(

He has a better job than i do :(
lets change yours then.!! :)

lets change yours then.!! :)

ohhhhh...well nobody knows me that well here so :( i guess i'll have to make another one up rather than have suggestions...and gael already nicked the pointy things :( :(

ohhhhh...well nobody knows me that well here so :( i guess i'll have to make another one up rather than have suggestions...and gael already nicked the pointy things :( :(

I guess we need someone to run the casino.

ohhhhh...well nobody knows me that well here so :( i guess i'll have to make another one up rather than have suggestions...and gael already nicked the pointy things :( :(
welll. dont be sad. you are here, we like you now, and your title should reflect your darkest desires. now that should make it easier for you.

I guess we need someone to run the casino.
take note- we gamble with lives in the casino. not money.

ohhhhh...well nobody knows me that well here so :( i guess i'll have to make another one up rather than have suggestions...and gael already nicked the pointy things :( :(
And i got the beer already. :D
*wanders off to put hallucinogenic drugs in the food*

And i got the beer already. :D
*wanders off to put hallucinogenic drugs in the food*
Put the hallucinogenic drugs in me, not the food!

Oh, wait, I get them anyway don't I.

Put the hallucinogenic drugs in the food not me!

take note- we gamble with lives in the casino. not money.


ooohh yeah

welll. dont be sad. you are here, we like you now, and your title should reflect your darkest desires. now that should make it easier for you.

My darkest desires...ohhhh....now this i have to think about...

I shall heretofore be known as HadesRulesMuch, Harbinger of Headaches, Purveyor of Penile Dysfunction, the GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY. I travel the realm inflicting horrible migraines, erectile disorder, ejaculatio praecox, shrinkage, and horribly bad jokes all on who are unlucky enough to cross my path! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *imagine evil whiny Dr. Evil laugh*

I shall heretofore be known as HadesRulesMuch, Harbinger of Headaches, Purveyor of Penile Dysfunction, the GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY. I travel the realm inflicting horrible migraines, erectile disorder, ejaculatio praecox, shrinkage, and horribly bad jokes all on who are unlucky enough to cross my path! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *imagine evil whiny Dr. Evil laugh*
WARNING: May cause damage to penis, scrotum, testicles...anywhere in that general area. Viewer discretion is advised, please keep your hands in the vehicle at all times.

EDIT: Can I add weapons manufacturer and test dummy for R&D to my description? Seems like a good idea to me...

I travel the realm inflicting horrible migraines, erectile disorder, ejaculatio praecox, shrinkage, and horribly bad jokes all on who are unlucky enough to cross my path! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *imagine evil whiny Dr. Evil laugh*
You might like to take a visit to that other court. ;)
Hey, are we the Unseelie?

hows about


Mortificator - Supplier of harvested souls to the Kasino (aww come on it looks so much better with K), fresh food for the Banquets and extra test subjects for dark princess gael to 'play' with (all in the same trip ;) :D )


Party guest: "This is excellent back hannibal! Where did you get it from?"

Hannibal Lector: "You wouldn't believe me if i told you."

How's about DHomme: court acquaintance. He travels the land striking up brief conversations with people and then speaking to them again at the next christmas party where they can never remember his name.

How's about DHomme: court acquaintance. He travels the land striking up brief conversations with people and then speaking to them again at the next christmas party where they can never remember his name.
But we do remember you name....

...er....

...Jim? No no, wait...

...um...

...DHomme! Phew. :D

check post one, evryone.
welcome new members.

take note- we gamble with lives in the casino. not money.

So I can wager for sex slaves? The opportunities are titillating.

check post one, evryone.
welcome new members.
Aww, man, now I'm just a cameraman. But for PORNS! HELL YA!!!

check post one, evryone.
welcome new members.
Could you edit mine to be cooler? At the moment, it's looking a bit poo next to the others...

So I can wager for sex slaves? The opportunities are titillating.
i knew that would please you immensely.

welcome Hades, Kel and D...

*makes incision on their bicep with her saber to show her affection*

*walks in dragging two strangers by their jewels*


Hey Vitto- I found these two trying to break into your dungeon and steal some of your "tools"....what shall I do with them?

welcome Hades, Kel and D...

*makes incision on their bicep with her saber to show her affection*

mmmm nice sabre! :D

damnit-have i been spelling saber wrong this whole time???

OBEY ME !! please...

Could you edit mine to be cooler? At the moment, it's looking a bit poo next to the others...
changes made. tell me what you think.

damnit-have i been spelling saber wrong this whole time???
Depends. Are you american? It's probably spelt saber there (considering Star Wars has Lightsabers with an -er not -re). In the UK it's sabre, spelt properly :D

EDIT: Heh. I just became an Ambassador for masturbation. Wonder what kind of diplomatic powers I have...

damnit-have i been spelling saber wrong this whole time???

No, thats just the british way to spell sabre...the american spelling took hold around the time of the civil war...and light saber is spelt that way too. :)

EDIT: Damn you ToL!!!!

i like mine very much but it seems a bit too simple for such a complex indivudal as my self...change it or feel teh wrath

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/chris2000ta/zim.gif

oh good!


thanks my fellow dark lords... i'd fluffle you but i dont think it fits our theme.

*makes incision with saber on Tribes and another on Kel to show her love*

*walks in dragging two strangers by their jewels*


Hey Vitto- I found these two trying to break into your dungeon and steal some of your "tools"....what shall I do with them?

Chain em up and get out your sabre.

Hey, Eichen, do you have those handcuffs I lent you?

oh good!


thanks my fellow dark lords... i'd fluffle you but i dont think it fits our theme.

*makes incision with saber on Tribes and another on Kel to show her love*
does this fit our theme?http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/ernaehrung/food-smiley-013.gif

oh good!


thanks my fellow dark lords... i'd fluffle you but i dont think it fits our theme.

*makes incision with saber on Tribes and another on Kel to show her love*
*fluffles...using flagellation*

Just trying to stick to the theme... :p

Ok, ok...I'm here.

Where's the free oral?

Ok, ok...I'm here.

Where's the free oral?
Anywhere, dude. It's a riproaring denzien of debauchery and beer! You could probably get oral off a wall aperture, I'm sure we have them somewhere...

Ok, ok...I'm here.

Where's the free oral?
right here.
*yawns, stretching mouth wiiide*
give your self a title and duties, then meet me in my bedroom
the girls are lined up.

does this fit our theme?http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/ernaehrung/food-smiley-013.gif
yes. and i changedyou in post one.

*fluffles...using flagellation*

Just trying to stick to the theme... :p


you keep that up and we're going to have to find that cold, steel autopsy table again

Chain em up and get out your sabre.

Hey, Eichen, do you have those handcuffs I lent you?
Sure. Since everything is already legal here, I've just been using them as a toy whenever I visit Multus. :D

right here.
*yawns, stretching mouth wiiide*
give your self a title and duties, then meet me in my bedroom
the girls are lined up.

A title, ehh?

Howabout "Official Occy-Boinker Extrordinaire"??

you keep that up and we're going to have to find that cold, steel autopsy table again
*keeps it up*

OOH! WHAT A DOUBLE ENTENDRE!

Anywhere, dude. It's a riproaring denzien of debauchery and beer! You could probably get oral off a wall aperture, I'm sure we have them somewhere...


LOL....i swear

yes. and i changedyou in post one.
THATS AWSOME LOL
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/sehrgrosse/large-smiley-002.gif

*keeps it up*

OOH! WHAT A DOUBLE ENTENDRE!

*applauds* very good


*looks around for that hard flat surface*

Sure. Since everything is already legal here, I've just been using them as a toy whenever I visit Multus. :D

I guess I could scrounge up another pair in the back room for myself since you are putting them to good use.

*sigh* The things I go through to be a sex dungeon master.

Well goddamit, there'll be no debauchery without ME there to film. And thank God I'm a pro, so I can participate AND film.

*HadesRulesMuch goes to Occidio Multus's bedroom.

Evil Smileys Master and Controller of the pointy things... of doom! Pokes you in the back with a stick when you least expect it. Pimpelicious.http://67.18.37.16/423/87/emo/darkside.gif

Evil Smileys Master and Controller of the pointy things... of doom! Pokes you in the back with a stick when you least expect it. Pimpelicious.http://67.18.37.16/423/87/emo/darkside.gif


HAK! You read my mind! I was going to come looking for you and recruit you and I was going to ask you to find us some evil dark smilies! wooo!!

Well goddamit, there'll be no debauchery without ME there to film. And thank God I'm a pro, so I can participate AND film.

*HadesRulesMuch goes to Occidio Multus's bedroom.
How do you stop shakey-cam action from ruining the shot? Got some sort of anti-bounce kit on it? Or do youjust cheat like war movie directors and claim that it 'adds to the action'yeah like it isn't just a complete pain to watch a la Blair Witchhmm?

HAK! You read my mind! I was going to come looking for you and recruit you and I was going to ask you to find us some evil dark smilies! wooo!!
mmm, maybe I need to add something like "mind-reader", and also "nightmare to spelling-nazis".

How do you stop shakey-cam action from ruining the shot? Got some sort of anti-bounce kit on it? Or do youjust cheat like war movie directors and claim that it 'adds to the action'yeah like it isn't just a complete pain to watch a la Blair Witchhmm?
I usually sit down, or stand still, and don't move my arms. That helps with the shakeyness, you know, not moving your arms. They can give head without me helping dammit. And if its a fuck, then I just get out a tripod, and then put my camera on a desktop facing the bed. The tripod I use.

I usually sit down, or stand still, and don't move my arms. That helps with the shakeyness, you know, not moving your arms. They can give head without me helping dammit. And if its a fuck, then I just get out a tripod, and then put my camera on a desktop facing the bed. The tripod I use.
Heh. This just reminded me of something. In 'The Lovers Guide' saw this in a documentary I do not own it they used cameras that looked like the head bits out of the busy busy bumblebees game - sort of like an endoscope attached to their heads. What a cerazy idea!

OK, seriously, Occidio, babe, I'm in you room, I have a camera, and you are nowhere to be found. We need you, and about 5 other women, to make things equal out right. Hopefully Longton can handle the one he gets, and I'll take of the other 5.

Heh. This just reminded me of something. In 'The Lovers Guide' saw this in a documentary I do not own it they used cameras that looked like the head bits out of the busy busy bumblebees game - sort of like an endoscope attached to their heads. What a cerazy idea!
Ewwww, for what... gynecological exam shots? That's just sick. :(

http://www.equilism.org/forum/html/emoticons/explode5fn.gif

OK, seriously, Occidio, babe, I'm in you room, I have a camera, and you are nowhere to be found. We need you, and about 5 other women, to make things equal out right. Hopefully Longton can handle the one he gets, and I'll take of the other 5.


Apparently, Hades hasnt met the women of this land......

*sharpens saber*
*prepares to add one more scrotum to her necklace*

Ewwww, for what... gynecological exam shots? That's just sick. :(
I...didn't see that happen....


By 'endoscope' I'm only describing the shape - I don't think they could have legally entered a vagina with a camera on national TV at 11p.m. on a show which barely scaped past the 'porno' description into the 'pornodoc' description. They wore it on their head during actual screwing, to get a shot of both bodies from the view point of the woman. A bit pointless really, she moved her head so much that you saw more ceiling than action :p

OK, seriously, Occidio, babe, I'm in you room, I have a camera, and you are nowhere to be found. We need you, and about 5 other women, to make things equal out right. Hopefully Longton can handle the one he gets, and I'll take of the other 5.
One? ONE!

Okay then. I wouldn't know what to do with 4 - maybe two, but four? You might as well become a human dildo :D

Okay then. I wouldn't know what to do with 4 - maybe two, but four? You might as well become a human dildo :D

To paraphrase JFK:

Ask not what you can do for four women, ask what four women can do for you.

To paraphrase JFK:

Ask not what you can do for four women, ask what four women can do for you.
Damn straight. And in all honesty, 5 ould be a new one for me. After consuming an enormous amount of alcohol to push my stamina to monolithic proportions, I engaged in sexual relations with 4 women at one time, for 6 hours. I kid you not, cross my heart and hope to die. Alcohol will help you through ANY situation.

Damn straight. And in all honesty, 5 ould be a new one for me. After consuming an enormous amount of alcohol to push my stamina to monolithic proportions, I engaged in sexual relations with 4 women at one time, for 6 hours. I kid you not, cross my heart and hope to die. Alcohol will help you through ANY situation.
*goes for a swim in the beer fountain*

Hang on - did you not get the famous 'brewers droop'? Having never got laid when lashed (due to my supreme abilities to fall over on the way to the room and pass out on the bed) I don't know.

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/1/love28.gif

*goes for a swim in the beer fountain*

Hang on - did you not get the famous 'brewers droop'? Having never got laid when lashed (due to my supreme abilities to fall over on the way to the room and pass out on the bed) I don't know.

I haven't gotten laid when I was actually sober for about 3 years, and I have only had a problem with that once, and I couldn't even stand at that instance.

Bwaha. I am the Dark Lady of Relentless Feather Attacks!
Bow before my tickling might.


As an aside, you guys are still making sense. I drunk this means we aren't think enough.

I haven't gotten laid when I was actually sober for about 3 years, and I have only had a problem with that once, and I couldn't even stand at that instance.
Fair enough. If you can't stand to attention, you shouldn't expect 'him' to either :p

I am "Proud supporter of lost causes and founder of 8976"

I think the Queen Occy is offline, so it may be worth posting that ^^ when she comes back online.

have i missed much?

*hears strange sounds from bedroom and dungon* :eek:

have i missed much?
Nope. Occodio is offline, me and HadesRulesMuch were almost porn stars, and several other people tried to join.

*hears strange sounds from bedroom and dungon* :eek:
So what else is new? :D

*hears strange sounds from bedroom and dungon* :eek:

Pay no mind, just business as usual down here.

alrighty then ^_^
*goes walking of with a wagon of C4*

alrighty then ^_^
*goes walking of with a wagon of C4*
Hey, come back with that! I'm making 'fireworks' with that for the weekend!

alrighty then ^_^
*goes walking of with a wagon of C4*

Have fun with that. Try not to blow up the S.S. Erotica.

I'll join. I'll be The Queen of Extreme Eccentricity and Random Rantings. It has a nice ring to it, does it not? :D

*borrows laboratory to cook up some more explosives*

Any orders? I got (all home made):

4 Claymores
15 Pipe bombs
A couple of RPGs (no launchers though)
Some napalm (for mortar fire from SS Erotica)
And finally, the display piece - this (http://armor.kiev.ua/army/hist/obomvzryv-1.jpg) fuel air bomb

*drools*

Have fun with that. Try not to blow up the S.S. Erotica.
naw im going to blow up the S.S. Anti Erotica :)

no one is on charge of anything on this thread. its anarchy. all we do i s hate each other, have lots of sex, and kill some innocents. oh, and throw in setting fires.
Ooh! Ooh! Can I join?! :D