The All New Ns Reject Royalty (hear The Kazoo?) - Page 2
The Tribes Of Longton
15-03-2005, 23:00
Ooh! Ooh! Can I join?! :D
Wow, I would have thought you'd have been in on this action a little earlier...
You're letting your reputation down, Plute! :p
Vittos Ordination
15-03-2005, 23:01
Ooh! Ooh! Can I join?! :D
Come up with a title and duties and you are in.
The Tribes Of Longton
15-03-2005, 23:03
Ack! We need the women back - this thread was far more fun with occ and peech here!
Teh Cameron Clan
15-03-2005, 23:07
so who wants to blow stuff up and shoot things while we wait for them ? :)
Vittos Ordination
15-03-2005, 23:08
so who wants to blow stuff up and shoot things while we wait for them ? :)
*shoots TCC*
Good idea, this is fun.
The Plutonian Empire
15-03-2005, 23:08
Wow, I would have thought you'd have been in on this action a little earlier...
You're letting your reputation down, Plute! :p
Yeah, I had to go to bed, so I missed most of this so far...
Universal President: President of the Universe
Creates solar systems, ignites supernovae, smashes asteroids & planets into eachother, and uses black holes for prisons instead of dungeons.
The Tribes Of Longton
15-03-2005, 23:11
so who wants to blow stuff up and shoot things while we wait for them ? :)
You feel you need to ask?
*napalms intruder*
Really?
The Tribes Of Longton
15-03-2005, 23:17
Yeah, I had to go to bed, so I missed most of this so far...
Universal President: President of the Universe
Creates solar systems, ignites supernovae, smashes asteroids & planets into eachother, and uses black holes for prisons instead of dungeons.
It's a good thing this is an anarchal system, otherwise you would whup some major ass and become leader of this domain. Well, either that or serve as one of occ's bondage slaves :p
Super-power
15-03-2005, 23:22
I'll overthrow any monarchy/royalty you try to throw on me! :mp5:
The Plutonian Empire
15-03-2005, 23:24
It's a good thing this is an anarchal system, otherwise you would whup some major ass and become leader of this domain. Well, either that or serve as one of occ's bondage slaves :p
Just because I say I"m "President" of the universe, does not mean that I'm actually the leader--here on NS, anyway ;)
OOC: I plan to have the universe in RL. :D
The Tribes Of Longton
15-03-2005, 23:24
I'll overthrow any monarchy/royalty you try to throw on me! :mp5:
Hey super-power, you considering joining, or did you already join? I've lost track.
Oh, and PE - talk to VO about using your stellar control in his dungeon. I imagine that a micro black hole would be very useful...
Legless Pirates
15-03-2005, 23:30
I was out getting drunk
*slays peasants*
The Tribes Of Longton
15-03-2005, 23:31
I was out getting drunk
*slays peasants*
I hope you slayed some peasants whilst in the bar..
Legless Pirates
15-03-2005, 23:33
I hope you slayed some peasants whilst in the bar..
No.... I slayed peasants at the brewery :D
Teh Cameron Clan
15-03-2005, 23:34
*shoots TCC*
Good idea, this is fun.
*lobs a few kilos of C4 toward VO*
BOOM !!
The Tribes Of Longton
15-03-2005, 23:35
No.... I slayed peasants at the brewery :D
We need an on-site brewery. That would be cool. One that produces a specific beer tailored to the drinker. Yeah.
*cracks whip*
Teh Cameron Clan
15-03-2005, 23:39
We need an on-site brewery. That would be cool. One that produces a specific beer tailored to the drinker. Yeah.
*cracks whip*
commands peon slave thingys to construct one as on NOW !
Legless Pirates
15-03-2005, 23:40
*kills a few peasants to 'motivate' the others*
The Tribes Of Longton
15-03-2005, 23:42
*kills a few peasants to 'motivate' the others*
Where did all these peasants come from anyway?
I swear, if you're killing off the hot sex slaves...why I oughta....!
Super-power
15-03-2005, 23:42
Hey super-power, you considering joining, or did you already join? I've lost track.
Well I'll join this little gig so that when the original NS monarchy is overthrown I can overthrow this movement in favor of a republic
The Tribes Of Longton
15-03-2005, 23:44
Well I'll join this little gig so that when the original NS monarchy is overthrown I can overthrow this movement in favor of a republic
It's not a monarchy, it's anarchy. It's just that we all wanted occ as our queen, so she's called our 'Queen' by some. But it's still anarchy.
Super-power
15-03-2005, 23:46
It's not a monarchy, it's anarchy. It's just that we all wanted occ as our queen, so she's called our 'Queen' by some. But it's still anarchy.
Ah ok - I'll bring some shiny mobile suit tech to pwn the enemy with! :sniper:
Teh Cameron Clan
15-03-2005, 23:49
Ah ok - I'll bring some shiny mobile suit tech to pwn the enemy with! :sniper:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/southyorkshire/music/2002/09/images/abc_150.jpg
like his ?
The Plutonian Empire
15-03-2005, 23:59
It's not a monarchy, it's anarchy. It's just that we all wanted occ as our queen, so she's called our 'Queen' by some. But it's still anarchy.
Be nice if she was MY Queen... http://img227.exs.cx/img227/8438/pimp4tq.gif :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :D
Teh Cameron Clan
16-03-2005, 00:10
*crickets*
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 00:15
*crickets*
*tactically nukes TCC*
*so tactically, no heat/fallout reaches further than 1m*
Super-power
16-03-2005, 00:17
[IMG]like his ?
Nah, I'm thinking something along the lines of a GuAIZ or an M1 Astray
Teh Cameron Clan
16-03-2005, 00:19
*tactically nukes TCC*
*so tactically, no heat/fallout reaches further than 1m*
damn...too bad i had a trigger set up to my pulse rate...when that stops working
its sets of many massive non tactica nukes :| u just killed all the sex slaves and destroyed the brewery :|....have fun with him guys :)
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 00:21
damn...too bad i had a trigger set up to my pulse rate...when that stops working
its sets of many massive non tactica nukes :| u just killed all the sex slaves and destroyed the brewery :|....have fun with him guys :)
*nicks dagger of time off PoP, reverses time, doesn't nuke TCC*
*sups beer specific to self*
Teh Cameron Clan
16-03-2005, 00:22
:)
Teh Cameron Clan
16-03-2005, 00:39
*goes crazy*
where is everyone !!!??? oh noes ive been abandomond
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 00:47
*goes crazy*
where is everyone !!!??? oh noes ive been abandomond
I'm off for sex in one of the chambers. I have college tomorrow for all of 1.5hrs tomorrow morning. Fcuking waste of a lie in. Well, g'night!
The Plutonian Empire
16-03-2005, 00:49
I want my own female sex slave but I don't have any! :(
*Runs away weeping uncontrollably*
Teh Cameron Clan
16-03-2005, 00:52
I want my own female sex slave but I don't have any! :(
*Runs away weeping uncontrollably*
aww too bad i didnt get to give him his gift :| oh well ill keep the slave then :)
Teh Cameron Clan
16-03-2005, 00:52
I'm off for sex in one of the chambers. I have college tomorrow for all of 1.5hrs tomorrow morning. Fcuking waste of a lie in. Well, g'night!
luckey you...im at school/work/same damn thing from 9-7 >.< and no chamber sex !! :(
The Plutonian Empire
16-03-2005, 00:53
aww too bad i didnt get to give him his gift :| oh well ill keep the slave then :)
*Comes running back*
Did someone say I got a gift?
Teh Cameron Clan
16-03-2005, 00:59
*Comes running back*
Did someone say I got a gift?
damn...ok, ok here u go...*pushes over human shaped object wraped in gift paper*
The Plutonian Empire
16-03-2005, 01:10
damn...ok, ok here u go...*pushes over human shaped object wraped in gift paper*
*Feminine voice*
Hello, my Plutonian master!
*Unwrapping her*
w00t! :D
Keruvalia
16-03-2005, 02:30
liked your pic does not come close to an accurate description. title in post one. i may change it later..you are difficult to designate..... tell me what you think.
Ha! You know me better than you think you do. :D
Teh Cameron Clan
16-03-2005, 02:37
i would also appreate if u could add to my tite at the end that im also master of thing that explode ;)
The Plutonian Empire
16-03-2005, 02:49
i would also appreate if u could add to my tite at the end that im also master of thing that explode ;)
Remind me to come to one of your shows. I'm also an explosion lover. Why do I prefer nukes? :D
Blocks and boxes
16-03-2005, 02:52
Randy Da' Asspirate, 5 year delinquent old, kleptomaniac. If you have it I want it, more to follow....
Planners
16-03-2005, 03:38
Randy Da' Asspirate, 5 year delinquent old, kleptomaniac. If you have it I want it, more to follow....
Put this under my name, I wrote this with my puppet.
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 08:30
Ha! You know me better than you think you do. :D
i had that feeling.....hey , doctor jim.
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 08:53
Well I'll join this little gig so that when the original NS monarchy is overthrown I can overthrow this movement in favor of a republicsurely you are delusional.NOTHING overthrows Occidio Multus.
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 08:54
I want my own female sex slave but I don't have any! :(
*Runs away weeping uncontrollably*
get some guts. here, you just TAKE the slave!
Gaeltach
16-03-2005, 08:55
surely you are delusional.NOTHING overthrows Occidio Multus.
Grrrr....does someone need disposal?
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 09:01
well, i am back, and the boys have played with enough plastique and gunpowder to totally transform the original look of the island. nice work! i hear there was a porn movie attempted....... how could you try without peechland and the other beauties around? i have added new members. repost if i missed you.
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 09:03
Grrrr....does someone need disposal?
he decided to join for a while. i dont trust him, but it would be more fun when you torture him for attempting a coup. you know, in addition to the senseless pain you already plan to heap upon him.
Harlesburg
16-03-2005, 09:08
I wanna Join
My Title The Tad Disappointing Duke Fedder Von Harlesburg
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 09:10
I wanna Join
My Title The Tad Disappointing Duke Fedder Von Harlesburg
clean that up. duties? list them! and , are you going to leave the other royal family?
Gaeltach
16-03-2005, 09:12
he decided to join for a while. i dont trust him, but it would be more fun when you torture him for attempting a coup. you know, in addition to the senseless pain you already plan to heap upon him.
*evil grins*
I shall begin preparations immediately. Just to be ready...
Harlesburg
16-03-2005, 09:23
clean that up. duties? list them! and , are you going to leave the other royal family?
I think im in 3 know including one of my own Hmmmmmmmm
Which is also run by Kanabia(argh Joint Kingdom)
Harlesburg would be argh id rather be in both can i go and create a puppet and come back later!
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 09:27
I think im in 3 know including one of my own Hmmmmmmmm
Which is also run by Kanabia(argh Joint Kingdom)
Harlesburg would be argh id rather be in both can i go and create a puppet and come back later!
if i dont know about it. we prefer complete dedication to debauchery here.
Nation of Fortune
16-03-2005, 10:02
The Sadistic Gun For Hire. A mercenary that shares loyalty with no one, who also has a thing for watching others in pain.
good enough for you? I rather enjoy it
Keruvalia
16-03-2005, 10:12
I think I need to bathed and fed ... where are those damn womyn?!
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 12:29
*comes down from all night sex session with many sexeh ladies*
Hello?
*yawns. scratches*
Anyone?
*looks around. finds many unconscious people with delirious looks on their faces*
*goes back to sex*
Pfeh. Traitors.
I'm gonna lock myself in my dark tower, breed an army of orcs and fell beasts, and um...I forgot how the next part goes. Oh well.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 12:34
Pfeh. Traitors.
I'm gonna lock myself in my dark tower, breed an army of orcs and fell beasts, and um...I forgot how the next part goes. Oh well.
I know how it goes...
"...breed an army of orcs and fell beasts, and also get laid with the beautiful women you keep around the place (completely separate from orcses)" :D
I know how it goes...
"...breed an army of orcs and fell beasts, and also get laid with the beautiful women you keep around the place (completely separate from orcses)" :D
Bah, it seems that all of the women have revolted against my benevolent rule. Whatever. I'll just use my all-seeing evil eye to peek int...oooh, what am I saying?!? That's a secret.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 12:47
Bah, it seems that all of the women have revolted against my benevolent rule. Whatever. I'll just use my all-seeing evil eye to peek int...oooh, what am I saying?!? That's a secret.
Bah! Who needs an all-seeing eye when you have charm, wit and a bonobo's libido!
Bah! Who needs an all-seeing eye when you have charm, wit and a bonobo's libido!
Umm...
Me?
:p
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 12:59
Umm...
Me?
:p
*consders*
Yes. Um...
*goes for lunch*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 14:27
*walks in to see the remnants of last nights activities*
Looks like you fellows had a good time. Vitto wont be too happy that you left the dungeon is such a mess, but I'll sooth his rage later.
Who left all these dead peasants laying around? Let me guess.....LP? He better get his ass in here and help me sweep up.
*wipes blood from saber* I'm going to have to get a shelve or something for my "collection".
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 14:28
*walks in vacuuming*
*waves to Peechland*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 14:32
Ah...there you are. Sorry I missed your arrival yesterday. I was out shopping for new cutlery.....my saber is beginning to bore me.
Lets meet up in the dungeon for lunch....I really have a taste for Pirate today.
Kellarly
16-03-2005, 14:34
Ah...there you are. Sorry I missed your arrival yesterday. I was out shopping for new cutlery.....my saber is beginning to bore me.
Lets meet up in the dungeon for lunch....I really have a taste for Pirate today.
You looking for something larger or a little more clinical? :D
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 14:35
Ah...there you are. Sorry I missed your arrival yesterday. I was out shopping for new cutlery.....my saber is beginning to bore me.
Lets meet up in the dungeon for lunch....I really have a taste for Pirate today.
I'm not sure if I should throw me in your arms or run away screaming
Findecano Calaelen
16-03-2005, 14:38
I Sir FC have been sent by your Lord and master the honourable Kanabia, to being you all back to the light of the crown.
*flees...*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 14:41
I Sir FC have been sent by your Lord and master the honourable Kanabia, to being you all back to the light of the crown.
*flees...*
*grabs Finde by the short n curlies*
Not so fast your royalness. Come over to the dark side Luke. I insist.
Peechland
16-03-2005, 14:41
I'm not sure if I should throw me in your arms or run away screaming
Well you'll be screaming ....but not from pain.
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 14:42
*faints in Peeches' arms*
Findecano Calaelen
16-03-2005, 14:43
*grabs Finde by the short n curlies*
Not so fast your royalness. Come over to the dark side Luke. I insist.
Im only a lowly knight doing his duty, please dont carstrate me.
Peechland
16-03-2005, 14:43
You looking for something larger or a little more clinical? :D
hmm...something a little smaller that wont slow me down. I'd like to have some throwing knives that double as a scapel, so I can nail my victims to a tree then take from them what I need in a not so messy fashion. I need to visit Gael and Vitto and see what they can come up with in the pointy object department.
Kellarly
16-03-2005, 14:45
*grabs Finde by the short n curlies*
Not so fast your royalness. Come over to the dark side Luke. I insist.
http://img33.exs.cx/img33/6125/fight24vs.gif
Kellarly
16-03-2005, 14:47
hmm...something a little smaller that wont slow me down. I'd like to have some throwing knives that double as a scapel, so I can nail my victims to a tree then take from them what I need in a not so messy fashion. I need to visit Gael and Vitto and see what they can come up with in the pointy object department.
Get some nice Shiruken darts (not the throwing stars)...you pin someone to a tree then, slice em and dice em with a decent knife!
Peechland
16-03-2005, 14:47
Im only a lowly knight doing his duty, please dont carstrate me.
I remember you from my days as a Handmaiden. I was rather fond of you. For that reason, I shall have mercy on you. *carves the words "Peech was here" on Finde's forehead with her pocket knife*
Go back to your King and tell him that any other knights he sends will meet the end of my saber.
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 14:50
*hides his face and naughty bits with his hands*
Findecano Calaelen
16-03-2005, 14:50
I remember you from my days as a Handmaiden. I was rather fond of you. For that reason, I shall have mercy on you. *carves the words "Peech was here" on Finde's forehead with her pocket knife*
Go back to your King and tell him that any other knights he sends will meet the end of my saber.
:( *rubs forehead*
thats ok now I can tell everyone we slept together
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 14:53
Now now, Peechy, there's no need for that. You should watch where you're waving that knife of yours too. Could seriously hurt someone.
Peechland
16-03-2005, 14:55
Now now, Peechy, there's no need for that. You should watch where you're waving that knife of yours too. Could seriously hurt someone.
Mac, the self-appointed Minister of Health and Safety in the Workplace
But thats the point Mc. ;)
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 14:56
*slowly backs away from Peeches but trips over a slayed peasant*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 14:57
*slowly backs away from Peeches but trips over a slayed peasant*
Ugh....I thought we swept all of those up. Just throw that one in Gaels room so she can use him as a test subject.
Kellarly
16-03-2005, 14:58
Ugh....I thought we swept all of those up. Just throw that one in Gaels room so she can use him as a test subject.
Hey! thats my job! :mad:
Peechland
16-03-2005, 15:00
Hey! thats my job! :mad:
Sorry love, but when I got here this morning, I was tripping over dead peasants left and right! LP went on a killing spree last night. I miss all the fun. oh well...maybe today will prove to be eventful.
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 15:02
I hope so. :fluffle: ;)
*throws the peasant out the window*
*.... and all is not well in the queendom of Occ*
Kellarly
16-03-2005, 15:04
Sorry love, but when I got here this morning, I was tripping over dead peasants left and right! LP went on a killing spree last night. I miss all the fun. oh well...maybe today will prove to be eventful.
Meh, means i can sit around more! *Polishes black armour* Blood is amazing hard to get off armour you know...
Peechland
16-03-2005, 15:08
Meh, means i can sit around more! *Polishes black armour* Blood is amazing hard to get off armour you know...
Indeed. I just leave it on mine now. I'll be back. I'm going to see if Eichen caught any unsuspecting innocents last night and locked them away for my carving practice. Back soon.
Kellarly
16-03-2005, 15:12
Indeed. I just leave it on mine now. I'll be back. I'm going to see if Eichen caught any unsuspecting innocents last night and locked them away for my carving practice. Back soon.
Once you finished with em, send em to the kitchens...the slaves need something for tonights dinner, but don't worry, i get em to grill it properly! :D
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 15:12
So ....errr...... Kel was it? Are you a peasant?
Kellarly
16-03-2005, 15:17
So ....errr...... Kel was it? Are you a peasant?
Pah! Me a peasent!?!? Never, i'm a Unyielding Mortificator - Supplier of harvested souls to the Kasino, fresh food for the Banquets and extra test subjects for dark princess gael to 'play' with (all in the same trip )
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 15:18
Pah! Me a peasent!?!? Never, i'm a
Too bad. I'd have fancied a little slaying right now
Kellarly
16-03-2005, 15:28
Too bad. I'd have fancied a little slaying right now
Theres a who field of peasents over there...
*points*
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 15:29
They're not ripe yet :(
Findecano Calaelen
16-03-2005, 15:32
*re-enters wearing a hat*
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 15:33
*re-enters wearing a hat*
A PEASANT! GET HIM!
*chases FC*
Findecano Calaelen
16-03-2005, 15:36
A PEASANT! GET HIM!
*chases FC*
oi you... Im..
*runs away*
I wanna Join
My Title The Tad Disappointing Duke Fedder Von Harlesburg
DAMN IT! TRAITOR!
Bah! You had a position in the original royalty. Why would you swap that for reject royalty?
*randomly slays peasant with magic-ray of awesomeness*
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 15:38
IT'S THE GOOD KING! GET HIM INSTEAD!
*chases Kanabia*
New Sancrosanctia
16-03-2005, 15:42
Excecutive Officer of the Peasant Control Force. When the serfdom takes to the streets to protest their nonexistent wages, their horrible treatment, or whatever those whiny little bastards bitch endlessly about these days, we put the riots down. Hard. If they aren't rioting, we pretend they are and put them down. Harder. Sometimes, if it seems the thing to do, we'll drag one or two into an alley somewhere on the way to work, and put them down. Hard. We get special sticks just for fwompin folk. And we do have a pretty hefty accidental death quota to meet (i've never even coming close to not filling mine. :D )
Findecano Calaelen
16-03-2005, 15:46
IT'S THE GOOD KING! GET HIM INSTEAD!
*chases Kanabia*
traitor
*summons dragons to attack LP*
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 15:47
traitor
*summons dragons to attack LP*
I am no traitor. Leclerc is the traitor
IT'S THE GOOD KING! GET HIM INSTEAD!
*chases Kanabia*
*draws sword of awesomeness and cleaves through peasants standing in his way to get to LP*
RARRRRGH!!!
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 15:49
*draws sword of awesomeness and cleaves through peasants standing in his way to get to LP*
RARRRRGH!!!
*offers Kanabia a mint of doooooom*
Vittos Ordination
16-03-2005, 15:51
I lock myself away in the dungeon for awhile, and when I come back our misfit kingdom is overrun by these normies.
Peechland
16-03-2005, 16:37
What in hells name is going on in here?? I go to carving practice and come back to LP offering the King a mint?? Whats the King doing here?? Vitto...get an autopsy table ready and Kel.....tell the slaves theyre having Flesh ala King tonight.
*whips out something sharp*
Kellarly
16-03-2005, 16:39
What in hells name is going on in here?? I go to carving practice and come back to LP offering the King a mint?? Whats the King doing here?? Vitto...get an autopsy table ready and Kel.....tell the slaves theyre having Flesh ala King tonight.
*whips out something sharp*
Awwwww they will be so happy.
*Opens huge grate in the floor and yells...*
Ya hear that? You are going to be roasting Kanabia tonight! ;)
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 16:39
*looks back, his hands bound with chains and a leather mask on his face*
That's about time misses :mad:
Peechland
16-03-2005, 16:43
*looks back, his hands bound with chains and a leather mask on his face*
That's about time misses :mad:
oh crap, forgot I left you there. *sheds armor*
mmmm...the smell of leather and metal ...
*closes chamber door*
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 16:45
I got cold :(
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 16:46
*knocks on chamber door*
Peech? HEY, PEECH! I GOT AN ORDER OF RED HOT POKERS HERE! IF YOU WANT THEM TO STAY HOT YOU'D BETTER GET OUT HERE NOW!
*waits impatiently*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 16:47
Well you'll be sweating in no time. I'll let you chain me up tonight and leave me somewhere. Thats fair right?
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 16:48
Well you'll be sweating in no time. I'll let you chain me up tonight and leave me somewhere. Thats fair right?
:eek: It's a deal :D
*wiggles his bum towards Peeches*
Nation of Fortune
16-03-2005, 16:49
Steps in to see a large quantity of dead peasants
Damn, looks like I'm not needed
Peechland
16-03-2005, 16:50
Ugh.....I need those pokers. Here....*hands LP the whip* Hit yourself with this til I get back.
*covers private areas with see through parchment paper and opens the door*
Thanks Tribes! Hey, when you hear LP stop screaming, you come and see me -k? I have something I need to *show* you.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 16:51
Ugh.....I need those pokers. Here....*hands LP the whip* Hit yourself with this til I get back.
*covers private areas with see through parchment paper and opens the door*
Thanks Tribes! Hey, when you hear LP stop screaming, you come and see me -k? I have something I need to *show* you.
Do I need a tetnus shot for this?
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 16:51
Steps in to see a large quantity of dead peasants
Damn, looks like I'm not needed
Pah. Wouldn't waste your talents on bloody peasants. You just wait til the revolution, then the fun begins...
Peechland
16-03-2005, 16:52
Do I need a tetnus shot for this?
Of course. And some knee pads.
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 16:53
*looks lost with a whip in his chained hands*
Cruel mistress
*disappears in a cloud of acrid, fart-smelling, smoke*
*voice booms inside your heads*
FOOLISH MORTALS!!! BWAHAHAAH!!!!
Peechland
16-03-2005, 16:58
*looks lost with a whip in his chained hands*
Cruel mistress
Good grief....I gotta do everything around here. *makes noose out of whip and puts around LP's neck*
Now hold still......this wont take me but a second.
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 16:58
*disappears in a cloud of acrid, fart-smelling, smoke*
*voice booms inside your heads*
FOOLISH MORTALS!!! BWAHAHAAH!!!!
Peeches? Is that you?
Will you PLEASE get on with it.
*holds still*
Nation of Fortune
16-03-2005, 17:00
Pah. Wouldn't waste your talents on bloody peasants. You just wait til the revolution, then the fun begins...
Sounds reasonable
*finds a barely living peasant laying on the ground and stabs him several times before he dies*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 17:01
No, that was the King that you gave mints to earlier. I'll put a spell on Finde and have him lure his King back here for us to destroy.
Now....stop screaming so loud and try not to get anything in my hair
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 17:02
*shudders*
I still remember last time I got something in your hair......
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 17:02
Sounds reasonable
*finds a barely living peasant laying on the ground and stabs him several times before he dies*
*takes peasant to kitchen*
Mmm, fresh meat :eek:
Peechland
16-03-2005, 17:04
*shudders*
I still remember last time I got something in your hair......
Yeah well last time is was just peasant pieces....they are much easier to wash out than.....the .......other stuff.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 17:05
Yeah well last time is was just peasant pieces....they are much easier to wash out than.....the .......other stuff.
Bloody chewing gum
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 17:07
Less yappin', more lovin'. Or you're never gonna get ANYthing in your hair
Peechland
16-03-2005, 17:09
*stops yappin and makes LP scream for his life*
(excellent save Tribes....chewing gum indeed)
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 17:11
AAAAAAAH!
*howls*
NOOOOOOOOO! Not there!
Peechland
16-03-2005, 17:13
*ducks*
not there my ass.........see what it made you do?
Kellarly
16-03-2005, 17:14
*takes peasant to kitchen*
Mmm, fresh meat :eek:
Hand that here!
*Takes the peasent and throws it down a pit*
The slaves will have that turned into burgers in no time! :D
Peechland
16-03-2005, 17:15
where is everyone else? I think we should all go down to the Kasino later and wager some souls.
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 17:15
*ducks*
not there my ass.........see what it made you do?
I'm sorry mistress. I'm a dirty boy. It will never happen again. I swear
Peechland
16-03-2005, 17:16
No- I liked it. Just next time, hose me down afterwards.
Hand that here!
*Takes the peasent and throws it down a pit*
The slaves will have that turned into burgers in no time! :D
*uses psychic powers to reanimate undead*
*undead jumps up and bites Kellarly on the neck*
Mwhaahhaha! Traitor.
*Sends out hordes of orcs and peasants to assail castle*
And with that, i'm off to bed.
Kellarly
16-03-2005, 17:18
where is everyone else? I think we should all go down to the Kasino later and wager some souls.
OOC: Ohhhh they took my spelling! YAY! :D
Kellarly
16-03-2005, 17:20
*uses psychic powers to reanimate undead*
*undead jumps up and bites Kellarly on the neck*
Mwhaahhaha! Traitor.
*Swats away the undead*
No, we eat you not the other way round.
*Thumps the undead back down the pit*
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 17:21
No- I liked it. Just next time, hose me down afterwards.
:eek:
(my my, you're being very creative today :fluffle: )
Peechland
16-03-2005, 17:22
FE-FI-FO-FLING........
I smell the stench of the Kanbia King!
Damn him and his reanimating the dead. Kel....you ok? Dont worry-his days are numbered. Soon the King will be nothing more than slave snacks.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 17:23
*plays Judas Preist backwards*
Hey listen, it says 'kill kill kill'! Oh, no, wait...
*plays Metallica forwards*
'you will die, when I say, you must die...'
That's better :D
Vittos Ordination
16-03-2005, 17:24
FE-FI-FO-FLING........
I smell the stench of the Kanbia King!
Damn him and his reanimating the dead. Kel....you ok? Dont worry-his days are numbered. Soon the King will be nothing more than slave snacks.
If he isn't kareful he may just end up in the dungeon, and it isn't all good times down there.
Kellarly
16-03-2005, 17:28
FE-FI-FO-FLING........
I smell the stench of the Kanbia King!
Damn him and his reanimating the dead. Kel....you ok? Dont worry-his days are numbered. Soon the King will be nothing more than slave snacks.
Yeah, a little nibble never hurt noone, besides being a mortificator has its perks...mainly being immune to zombies...
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 17:29
You should speak to the Plutonian Empire about employing sme of his black holes in the dungeon. They could come in very handy.....
Also, you should get some ideas of Gaeltech. AN advancing dungeon is a happy dungeon (in a sick, sadistic way) :D
You Forgot Poland
16-03-2005, 17:32
Have you got a Duke of Earl yet?
Peechland
16-03-2005, 17:33
Have you got a Duke of Earl yet?
What about a duke of hurl? Who vomits acid on its enemies and reduces them to ashes? This is a very dark place......are you in?
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 17:34
*The Intrepid Spaceman Spiff enters the room, a tattered flag hanging from his beaten pole...*
It is I ladies and gentlemen, Chief and Commander of Exploratory Conquest - I bear you knowledge of my travels... where is m'leige? I have come many miles from the planet of Viagra, where great golden copulations of people showed me the ancient technique of the shaolin bedsheet... I am here to instruct our people the ways of the Chode Boy!
Vittos Ordination
16-03-2005, 17:34
You should speak to the Plutonian Empire about employing sme of his black holes in the dungeon. They could come in very handy.....
Also, you should get some ideas of Gaeltech. AN advancing dungeon is a happy dungeon (in a sick, sadistic way) :D
Maybe some sort of strategic planning meeting. Find ways to incorporate those two and Peechland's sabre into the mix.
I'm thinking of adding a zombie room, and you do not want to end up there.
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 17:35
*The Intrepid Spaceman Spiff enters the room, a tattered flag hanging from his beaten pole...*
It is I ladies and gentlemen, Chief and Commander of Exploratory Conquest - I bear you knowledge of my travels... where is m'leige? I have come many miles from the planet of Viagra, where great golden copulations of people showed me the ancient technique of the shaolin bedsheet... I am here to instruct our people the ways of the Chode Boy!
Oh oh!
*wiggles in his chains*
Me!
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 17:35
Maybe some sort of strategic planning meeting. Find ways to incorporate those two and Peechland's sabre into the mix.
I'm thinking of adding a zombie room, and you do not want to end up there.
Keep the zombies on long-ish leashes, so the person can't be swamped, but at least one zombie will be able to reach them. That way, we get to see them run!
Vittos Ordination
16-03-2005, 17:35
*The Intrepid Spaceman Spiff enters the room, a tattered flag hanging from his beaten pole...*
It is I ladies and gentlemen, Chief and Commander of Exploratory Conquest - I bear you knowledge of my travels... where is m'leige? I have come many miles from the planet of Viagra, where great golden copulations of people showed me the ancient technique of the shaolin bedsheet... I am here to instruct our people the ways of the Chode Boy!
You have met the Chode Boy?!! :eek:
Peechland
16-03-2005, 17:36
OOC: LMAO @ Lasc
bout time you showed up. Need some repair to that beaten pole of yours?
Vittos Ordination
16-03-2005, 17:37
Oh oh!
*wiggles in his chains*
Me!
*lashes LP*
Peechland you should really get him under control.
Kellarly
16-03-2005, 17:37
Need some repair to that beaten pole of yours?
:eek:
Peechland
16-03-2005, 17:39
*lashes LP*
Peechland you should really get him under control.
I was rough on him earlier and had to put him on life support....seems like he's recovered though.
now....where did i put that eye patch made of steel spikes?
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 17:41
Oh oh!
*wiggles in his chains*
Me!
In due time my comrade, for travel across the stars has made me weary and I must rest... after copious amounts of restorative 'relaxation' I will teach you Pirate San.... Lo!!! I will teach you!
You have met the Chode Boy?!!
Indeed, I have met him, and he has taught me well... when I return to the planet Viagra, I am to meet his Lord and Commander... the feared and respected 'Orgazmo'!!!
bout time you showed up. Need some repair to that beaten pole of yours?
Aye madam *winks slyly in her direction* be you the one to help me 'relax'? I must speak to m'leige as well... where be she?
Peechland
16-03-2005, 17:47
We havent seen her today. But that King Kanabia was here pulling his tricks. He had one of his zombies give Kel a hickie. She must reattaching someones face . Hope she shows soon
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 17:47
*winces*
Lasc was that you?
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 17:47
Aye madam *winks slyly in her direction* be you the one to help me 'relax'? I must speak to m'leige as well... where be she?
Off pumping dead things full of formaldehyde...
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 17:49
We havent seen her today. But that King Kanabia was here pulling his tricks. He had one of his zombies give Kel a hickie. She must reattaching someones face . Hope she shows soon
Aye, I understand... I can wait until then... my flag pole was beaten mercilessly on the trip home though... perhaps you can help me mend it? Kiss it better perhaps, with those magical lips?
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 17:50
*winces*
Lasc was that you?
*whispers...*
c'mon, dont give away my secret identity in front of the girls! Its 'The Intrepid Spaceman Spiff'!!!
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 17:52
*whispers...*
c'mon, dont give away my secret identity in front of the girls! Its 'The Intrepid Spaceman Spiff'!!!
The WHAT?!?
In tripod spaceman spliff? :confused:
Peechland
16-03-2005, 17:54
Vitto......theres a swarm of college cheerleaders at the gate asking when happy hour in the dungeon is. I assume theyre here to see you....
want me to have them leave their clothes and pom poms at the door before I send them in?
Lasc....I'll be there in a sec, let me get my blow torch and pole fixing outfit on.
Kellarly
16-03-2005, 17:54
Aye, I understand... I can wait until then... my flag pole was beaten mercilessly on the trip home though... perhaps you can help me mend it? Kiss it better perhaps, with those magical lips?
If she is giving out favours for healing i might as well join the queue :D
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 17:55
The WHAT?!?
In tripod spaceman spliff? :confused:
Threesome cosmonaut doob?
Yes! Yes! 2,400 posts arrr!It hides my rage at the 11,000+ posters
Peechland
16-03-2005, 17:55
If she is giving out favours for healing i might as well join the queue :D
Kel...clear off the butchers block in the kitchen and I'll be there to mend you in a moment
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 17:56
Lasc....I'll be there in a sec, let me get my blow torch and pole fixing outfit on.
Actually, this flag pole appears to be wooden... so if you could just blow it with your mouth that would be ok... I think a blow torch may catch it ablaze, or cause charring... Really all it needs is a good waxing - I think that ought to fix it... Hmm... lets see....
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 17:57
Threesome cosmonaut doob?
Yes! Yes! 2,400 posts arrr!It hides my rage at the 11,000+ posters
This is getting very kinky.
Trio cums not boobs?
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 17:58
The WHAT?!?
In tripod spaceman spliff? :confused:
*whispers again...*
Close enough... tripod... heh, thats what my babysitter used to call me... oh the old days...
Peechland
16-03-2005, 17:58
Actually, this flag pole appears to be wooden... so if you could just blow it with your mouth that would be ok... I think a blow torch may catch it ablaze, or cause charring... Really all it needs is a good waxing - I think that ought to fix it... Hmm... lets see....
dont you know what blow torch means in evil warrior princess language? here...let me show you.....
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 17:59
This is getting very kinky.
Trio cums not boobs?
Try, can eat noobs?
From kinky to cannibal in 3 seconds flat, and she's yours for a fiver! [/Car Salesman]
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 17:59
dont you know what blow torch means in evil warrior princess language? here...let me show you.....
Ok... well, just be sure and not burn my wood pole... whoooooaaaaaaaa!!!!
Kellarly
16-03-2005, 18:00
Kel...clear off the butchers block in the kitchen and I'll be there to mend you in a moment
:D Promises promises!
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 18:00
Try, can eat noobs?
From kinky to cannibal in 3 seconds flat, and she's yours for a fiver! [/Car Salesman]
DEAL! The wallet is in my pocket. You'll have to get it out yourself as I am pretty tied up hangin' upside down at the moment
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 18:02
DEAL! The wallet is in my pocket. You'll have to get it out yourself as I am pretty tied up hangin' upside down at the moment
*takes wallet*
*goes to ATM*
*...*
*...*
*mutters* withdraw maximum amount...
*eats noob*
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 18:04
Now slide it back carefully please
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 18:05
Now slide it back carefully please
*thinks hes talking about Peechy's flagpole repair*
I'm try..tr..trying... but shes got my flagpole in her... WHOooOoOoOOoaoOOAOAaaAAA!!!!! :eek:
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 18:06
I Sir FC have been sent by your Lord and master the honourable Kanabia, to being you all back to the light of the crown.
*flees...*
*shoots him in the back with a flaming arrow*
yeah right. keep trying.
laughs as peech harvests scrotum.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 18:06
I'm try..tr..trying... but shes got my flagpole in her...
flagpole repair kit. Is that it?
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 18:06
-ahem- flagpole fixer...
Peechland
16-03-2005, 18:06
*finishes Lasc* good grief......this will be the 2nd time I've had to wash my hair today
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 18:07
*thinks hes talking about Peechy's flagpole repair*
I'm try..tr..trying... but shes got my flagpole in her... WHOooOoOoOOoaoOOAOAaaAAA!!!!! :eek:
I didn't know she was a carpenter
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 18:07
I remember you from my days as a Handmaiden. I was rather fond of you. For that reason, I shall have mercy on you. *carves the words "Peech was here" on Finde's forehead with her pocket knife*
Go back to your King and tell him that any other knights he sends will meet the end of my saber.
whoops . forget what i did. i was too hasty in my thrill for the kill. peechland gets her way around here.
Peechland
16-03-2005, 18:08
Our leader has arrived! *shows her fresh scrotum harvest* We've been busy while you've been gone.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 18:08
I didn't know she was a carpenter
*advert for peech's carpentry*
If you've got wood, she'll fix it!
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 18:09
*bows to Empress Occ.... well sort of*
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 18:09
*finishes Lasc* good grief......this will be the 2nd time I've had to wash my hair todayAh.. yeah... sorry, my flagpole has been known to make messes sometimes! :eek:
I didn't know she was a carpenter
Shes pretty good with wood!!!! She might as well be a termite!!
Peechland
16-03-2005, 18:10
I didn't know she was a carpenter
why else would i walk around in a tool belt.....and nothing else
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 18:11
Shes pretty good with wood!!!! She might as well be a termite!!
Nibblers are cool :fluffle:
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 18:11
why else would i walk around in a tool belt.....and nothing else
Doesn't it shafe?[/dumb joke]
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 18:12
why else would i walk around in a tool belt.....and nothing else
To arouse your minions. Why else?
*stumbles back into thread, clothes in disarray, a hollow look in his eyes*
I...I've been...molested...by...by...well, I'm not quite sure, it was very dark...but he had no legs and a parrot on his shoulder...it...it did things with its beak and I...I...LIKED IT!
Peechland
16-03-2005, 18:12
*advert for peech's carpentry*
If you've got wood, she'll fix it!
lol Tribes....hmm.....
here have some...*gives Tribes wood*
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 18:14
*stumbles back into thread, clothes in disarray, a hollow look in his eyes*
I...I've been...molested...by...by...well, I'm not quite sure, it was very dark...but he had no legs and a parrot on his shoulder...it...it did things with its beak and I...I...LIKED IT!
Ah. SO you've met vittos then :confused: :D
Peechland
16-03-2005, 18:14
*stumbles back into thread, clothes in disarray, a hollow look in his eyes*
I...I've been...molested...by...by...well, I'm not quite sure, it was very dark...but he had no legs and a parrot on his shoulder...it...it did things with its beak and I...I...LIKED IT!
Maybe I shouldnt have unchained him.
well....at least you liked it.
Ah. SO you've met vittos then :confused: :D
I didn't know Vittos played the washboard...or yelled "Ahoy Matey, prepare to be boarded" before treating me like a 96 lb prisoner sharing a cell with a big guy named "Bubba".
Teh Cameron Clan
16-03-2005, 18:16
ive been gone ssince yesterday evening...what have i missed?
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 18:16
Maybe I shouldnt have unchained him.
well....at least you liked it.
*looks innocent*
Damn my twin brother
Peechland
16-03-2005, 18:17
Cam -A little torture, a little carpentry,some peasant killings......the usual
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 18:17
I didn't know Vittos played the washboard...or yelled "Ahoy Matey, prepare to be boarded" before treating me like a 96 lb prisoner sharing a cell with a big guy named "Bubba".
Ah. That sounds more like someone else...
...er...
...no, I'll get it...
I'm getting an L - and a P. Who is that?
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 18:18
Cam -A little torture, a little carpentry,some peasant killings......the usual
Don't forget King Kanabia
Peechland
16-03-2005, 18:19
That bloody King Kanabia.....curse him!
(and no I'm not brittish, he was actually bloody when he left)
Peechland
16-03-2005, 18:20
Gawdly-whats your title and duties?
and where does our leader keep wandering off to? Has she found some corpse that needs tending to? /jealous
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 18:20
Ah. That sounds more like someone else...
...er...
...no, I'll get it...
I'm getting an L - and a P. Who is that?
Errr..... PeechLand?
Peechland
16-03-2005, 18:22
Errr..... PeechLand?
we must be meant to be...PL and LP
*goes off to carve those initials on a tree or on someones skull*
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 18:23
we must be meant to be...PL and LP
*goes off to carve those initials on a tree or on someones skull*
I hope so ;)
*rattles the chains*
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 18:23
*goes off to find a skull-tree, to ease Peechs decisions*
Teh Cameron Clan
16-03-2005, 18:24
Cam -A little torture, a little carpentry,some peasant killings......the usual
i can other stand the other 2 but carpentry ?? :confused:
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 18:24
*falls asleep holding his freshly mended wooden flagpole*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 18:25
Tribes is so good to me. I will save him some special saber time.
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 18:25
i can other stand the other 2 but carpentry ?? :confused:
Peeches works wood
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 18:25
i can other stand the other 2 but carpentry ?? :confused:
Shes like a termite - she loves wood!
*falls back asleep holding his pole*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 18:26
*falls asleep holding his freshly mended wooden flagpole*
*takes a picture of that and puts in her "flagpoles I've mended" photo album*
Teh Cameron Clan
16-03-2005, 18:26
-.-
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 18:26
Tribes is so good to me. I will save him some special saber time.
Aww, you're so kind...
...I think...
The odd one
16-03-2005, 18:26
i buried a skull. in a few months it should grow in to a mighty skull-tree,
or a half-decent skull-shrub.
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 18:26
So....err........Anyone want to get me out of these chains?
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 18:27
So....err........Anyone want to get me out of these chains?
*unlocks chains*
There you go!
*releases hounds of Hell*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 18:28
So....err........Anyone want to get me out of these chains?
I unlocked those chains hours ago. I dunno why you are still standing on your head, naked in chains......
Peechland
16-03-2005, 18:29
i buried a skull. in a few months it should grow in to a mighty skull-tree,
or a half-decent skull-shrub.
are you joining the group odd one? Your name alone signifies you belong here. Join us!
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 18:29
*falls to the ground*
Force of habit I guess
AAAAAH! Dogs!
*pets the ickle puppies*
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 18:31
*falls to the ground*
Force of habit I guess
AAAAAH! Dogs!
*pets the ickle puppies*
*mutters* dammit
Look, puppies, you can't lick the enemy to death. OK?
LP was just a practice enemy (not a real enemy) but I swear if you lick one more peasant...
*waggles finger*
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 18:33
*mutters* dammit
Look, puppies, you can't lick the enemy to death. OK?
LP was just a practice enemy (not a real enemy) but I swear if you lick one more peasant...
*waggles finger*
Hey! I'm no peasant :mad:
The odd one
16-03-2005, 18:33
are you joining the group odd one? Your name alone signifies you belong here. Join us!
a lot seems to happen here when im not paying attention... but ill try to keep up.
Teh Cameron Clan
16-03-2005, 18:33
Hey! I'm no peasant :mad:
are u shure?
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 18:34
*hears puppies, awakens slightly, and mutters something about peanut butter... then falls fast asleep again*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 18:34
Hey! I'm no peasant :mad:
you should give yourself a title and duties.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 18:35
Hey! I'm no peasant :mad:
Look, you were sweaty, your clothes are manky from the 'workout', and you're covered in bodily fluids. You are the closest practice to a peasant I had at hand. Maybe if I spray you with mud the dogs will go for you...
*ponders*
Occidio Multus
16-03-2005, 18:36
Gawdly-whats your title and duties?
and where does our leader keep wandering off to? Has she found some corpse that needs tending to? /jealous
ooc- exactly. work sucks. give me 5 minutes, maybe.
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 18:36
you should give yourself a title and duties.
High Whore LP of the Stretched Arse?
Peechland
16-03-2005, 18:37
*hears puppies, awakens slightly, and mutters something about peanut butter... then falls fast asleep again*
someone should wake Lasc before those puppies start chewing on his flag pole. Then I'll have to mend it again damnit.
Teh Cameron Clan
16-03-2005, 18:38
*hears puppies, awakens slightly, and mutters something about peanut butter... then falls fast asleep again*
o_0...
The odd one
16-03-2005, 18:39
let the puppies chew on this *presents flagpole stolen from a group of passing imperialists*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 18:39
High Whore LP of the Stretched Arse?
or Head Pirate and Peech Picker of the seven seas?
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 18:39
*puppies start licking flagpole... waking lasc slightly...*
Peech... is that you... Mmm!! My flagpole feels all wet again... OoooOOoOOoo....
*opens eyes...*
WHaT ThE FuCk!!!!!! :eek:
Peechland
16-03-2005, 18:40
Told you.
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 18:40
or Head Pirate and Peech Picker of the seven seas?
Let's combine and say:....
High Whore LP of the Seven Seas - If you want him, come and claim him :D
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 18:41
*takes flagpole away from puppies... hoping no one noticed...*
now I just need a place to put this flagpole...
*yells out*
Hey! Can anyone show me a place to stick my pole?!!?
Teh Cameron Clan
16-03-2005, 18:42
oh my... :eek:
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 18:42
*takes flagpole away from puppies... hoping no one noticed...*
now I just need a place to put this flagpole...
*yells out*
Hey! Can anyone show me a place to stick my pole?!!?
()*()
|| ||
^--- up there
Peechland
16-03-2005, 18:42
Let's combine and say:....
High Whore LP of the Seven Seas - If you want him, come and claim him :D
and your duties?
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 18:42
*takes flagpole away from puppies... hoping no one noticed...*
now I just need a place to put this flagpole...
*yells out*
Hey! Can anyone show me a place to stick my pole?!!?
We've got slave girls for that!
Oh, wait, no. They're 'occupied'
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 18:43
and your duties?
Just be pretty I guess.
Peechland
16-03-2005, 18:44
*takes flagpole away from puppies... hoping no one noticed...*
now I just need a place to put this flagpole...
*yells out*
Hey! Can anyone show me a place to stick my pole?!!?
Here, put it in my tool belt so I can use it later. Or now even.
The odd one
16-03-2005, 18:44
ther are slave girls?!? why didn't anybody tell me?
Peechland
16-03-2005, 18:45
Just be pretty I guess.
*directs LP to post # 1*
youre not getting off that easy........
(pun definitely intended.)
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 18:45
ther are slave girls?!? why didn't anybody tell me?
Did you think there were only male peasants? :rolleyes:
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 18:46
ther are slave girls?!? why didn't anybody tell me?
Because they are occupied. I'll give you a shout when they become vacant.
*rejoins orgy of slave girls*
Lascivious Maximus
16-03-2005, 18:46
Here, put it in my tool belt so I can use it later. Or now even.
*goes to stick the pole into Peech's tool belt... but misses... sort of...*
Umm... heh, sorry about that... I thought that was a tool pouch... :eek: