The All New Ns Reject Royalty (hear The Kazoo?) - Page 4
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 21:42
I'd never touch his hair. I like to braid it.
I also use it to dry off with when I get out of the shower.
Why dry off if you're gonna get sweaty again?
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 21:42
Hmm. My internet just attacked my computer. Is this a sign?
*ponders*
*looks for sechs*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 21:44
Good luck finding one of them around here.
Thats ok....I'll just make them out of scrotums and tell him they are made from the skin of a virgin
Vittos Ordination
16-03-2005, 21:45
Shall I make them from the skin of a virgin like last time?
Of course, and this time stitch them with LP's hair instead of siberian tiger whiskers.
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 21:45
Thats ok....I'll just make them out of scrotums and tell him they are made from the skin of a virgin
*Screams like a little girl and runs away*
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 21:46
Of course, and this time stitch them with LP's hair instead of siberian tiger whiskers.
I think not......
.... It'll cost ya
Vittos Ordination
16-03-2005, 21:47
Thats ok....I'll just make them out of scrotums and tell him they are made from the skin of a virgin
No, no, no, that would get all itchy, and I would have to powder them whenever I put them on.
I saved a cheerleader just for this occasion.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 21:47
Thats ok....I'll just make them out of scrotums and tell him they are made from the skin of a virgin
*has to remember peech only takes enemy scrotal sacs*
*grabs nads anyway*
You stay away from my nadsunless you get rid of the sabre briefly!
Peechland
16-03-2005, 21:49
Hmm. My internet just attacked my computer. Is this a sign?
*ponders*
*looks for sechs*
*starts putting band-aids on Tribes spork and razor wounds*
You fought well my friend......I will sacrifice one of those cheerleaders tonight in your honor.
Vittos Ordination
16-03-2005, 21:50
I think not......
.... It'll cost ya
Who let you out of your chains anyways?
And as far as I know your hair belongs to Occ and Peech anyways.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 21:50
*starts putting band-aids on Tribes spork and razor wounds*
You fought well my friend......I will sacrifice one of those cheerleaders tonight in your honor.
Could I.....speak to her first?
*eyebrows go nuts and do a little dance*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 21:51
*has to remember peech only takes enemy scrotal sacs*
*grabs nads anyway*
You stay away from my nadsunless you get rid of the sabre briefly!
oh shush. You know your nads are safe with me.
Peechland
16-03-2005, 21:52
Could I.....speak to her first?
*eyebrows go nuts and do a little dance*
yes....you can have your way with her for a few hours and when you get tired of her shaking her pom poms...then I will do the sacrificing.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 21:54
yes....you can have your way with her for a few hours and when you get tired of her shaking her pom poms...then I will do the sacrificing.
Ah good.
*eyebrows leave me and form a small Pink Floyd Tribute band*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 21:54
Who let you out of your chains anyways?
And as far as I know your hair belongs to Occ and Peech anyways.
Youre right Vitto, he has no say over his hair. If you can get Gael to make me some small scalpel throwing knives, I will pluck enough of LPs hair to make those mocs.
Vittos Ordination
16-03-2005, 21:56
Youre right Vitto, he has no say over his hair. If you can get Gael to make me some small scalpel throwing knives, I will pluck enough of LPs hair to make those mocs.
How would you like to be dungeon master for an hour?
Vittos Ordination
16-03-2005, 21:57
Ah good.
*eyebrows leave me and form a small Pink Floyd Tribute band*
These guys are really good.
*waves lighter to "Wish You Were Here"*
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 21:57
These guys are really good.
*waves lighter to "Wish You Were Here"*
*sings*
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinne Ooooon you Ceraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy Diiiamond!
EDIT: *realises he has to make this evil/warped*
Err...
*sings*
Arnold Layne, don't do it again!
Peechland
16-03-2005, 21:58
How would you like to be dungeon master for an hour?
*licks entire length of her saber*
you have a deal Vit.
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 21:59
That's a worryingly erotic image Peech.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 22:00
That's a worryingly erotic image Peech.
Why worryingly? Hot woman+weapon=yes
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 22:01
Why worryingly? Hot woman+weapon=yes
I never thought it'd be that erotic. It is. I'm just gonna go hide my nads for a while, until she's found some other poor saps scrotum to make moccasins out of.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 22:05
I never thought it'd be that erotic. It is. I'm just gonna go hide my nads for a while, until she's found some other poor saps scrotum to make moccasins out of.
*orders batch of peasants*
Your OK now... :p
Peechland
16-03-2005, 22:06
I never thought it'd be that erotic. It is. I'm just gonna go hide my nads for a while, until she's found some other poor saps scrotum to make moccasins out of.
Mac...sigh....I only take enemy scrotums :rolleyes:
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 22:08
Yay
*does happy dance*
Vittos Ordination
16-03-2005, 22:09
*licks entire length of her saber*
you have a deal Vit.
*runs down to the dungeon and chains himself up*
Now that is a bargain.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 22:10
Mac...sigh....I only take enemy scrotums :rolleyes:
You need to get a tatooed one. I hear they're really rare, especially the ones with 'I love Mum' on them :D
Peechland
16-03-2005, 22:11
*looks Vitto up and down*
Brace yourself sexy man.......*cracks whip*
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 22:13
*looks Vitto up and down*
Brace yourself sexy man.......*cracks whip*
Peech - are you not a bit tired? You've basically had non-stop kinky bondage sex for two days now :p
Peechland
16-03-2005, 22:14
You need to get a tatooed one. I hear they're really rare, especially the ones with 'I love Mum' on them :D
OH yes! Tattooed ones and pierced ones. I guess I'll swing over to King Kanabias and start looking in his Noble's knickers. That would be a good place to start my scavenger hunt.
Vittos Ordination
16-03-2005, 22:18
*looks Vitto up and down*
Brace yourself sexy man.......*cracks whip*
Do a good job and you may earn yourself a dungeon.
Peechland
16-03-2005, 22:18
Vitto is my last one for the day. Youre right....I should rest. I'll just lay around the castle in my leather pajamas tomorrow and eat brown M&M's all day.
Vittos Ordination
16-03-2005, 22:21
Vitto is my last one for the day. Youre right....I should rest. I'll just lay around the castle in my leather pajamas tomorrow and eat brown M&M's all day.
Smart woman, saving the best for last.
And who said you would be done today?
Peechland
16-03-2005, 22:22
Smart woman, saving the best for last.
And who said you would be done today?
sigh.....I knew I should have taken a nap before taking you on.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 22:23
Smart woman, saving the best for last.
But...but she's finishing with you... :D
Only joking. And peech? By brown M&Ms do you mean the non-peanut ones? If so, good choice. And I bet the leather PJs are cool ;)
Vittos Ordination
16-03-2005, 22:25
sigh.....I knew I should have taken a nap before taking you on.
You've got 20 minutes for a power nap, but you better be in rare form when you come back.
Peechland
16-03-2005, 22:25
But...but she's finishing with you... :D
Only joking. And peech? By brown M&Ms do you mean the non-peanut ones? If so, good choice. And I bet the leather PJs are cool ;)
Yeah, I'm not crazy about nuts, so plain for me. And I have matching fuzzy skull slippers
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 22:26
sigh.....I knew I should have taken a nap before taking you on.
*Gives Peech a massage, and encouraging pep talk*
"Come on girl, you can take him. He's only one measly little man."
Peechland
16-03-2005, 22:26
You've got 20 minutes for a power nap, but you better be in rare form when you come back.
Oh you just wait til I get back.....
Vittos Ordination
16-03-2005, 22:26
But...but she's finishing with you... :D
Only joking. And peech? By brown M&Ms do you mean the non-peanut ones? If so, good choice. And I bet the leather PJs are cool ;)
Peanut M&M's are the only choice.
And I bet they are assless chaps.
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 22:27
Need help Peech?
The Tribes Of Longton
16-03-2005, 22:27
Peanut M&M's are the only choice.
And I bet they are assless chaps.
*imagines*
*swoons*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 22:28
*Gives Peech a massage, and encouraging pep talk*
"Come on girl, you can take him. He's only one measly little man."
He will be begging for me to be dungeon master all the time when I'm finished with him .....shine up my Saber too while youre at it Mac ;)
Vittos Ordination
16-03-2005, 22:29
*Gives Peech a massage, and encouraging pep talk*
"Come on girl, you can take him. He's only one measly little man."
You just landed yourself a night in the zombie room.
The key is to rip the face off of the smallest one, wear it, and then start acting like a zombie. They might not eat you if you can pull it off.
Peechland
16-03-2005, 22:29
Need help Peech?
Yes, and bring the rest of those pink razors with you.
Vittos Ordination
16-03-2005, 22:31
Need help Peech?
Look at this, LP spends the whole night in the dungeon, and he is already coming back for more.
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 22:31
*gathers all the razors*
I have to VO. If I don't.....
*shudders*
oh shush. You know your nads are safe with me.
Let me guess...thats a Michael Jackson quote. right?
Vittos Ordination
16-03-2005, 22:34
*gathers all the razors*
I have to VO. If I don't.....
*shudders*
It's a price I am willing to pay to wear your glorious hair on my feet.
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 22:37
It's a price I am willing to pay to wear your glorious hair on my feet.
If you think so.
*cowers behind Peeches*
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 22:40
He will be begging for me to be dungeon master all the time when I'm finished with him .....shine up my Saber too while youre at it Mac ;)
My pleasure ma'am
Teh Cameron Clan
16-03-2005, 23:05
I have returned ! http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/chris2000ta/zim.gif
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 23:18
*pokes Peeches*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 23:24
*pokes Peeches*
hey....watch out...youre gonna put out an eye with that thing.
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 23:25
hey....watch out...youre gonna put out an eye with that thing.
*looks at his finger*
Who's eye?
Peechland
16-03-2005, 23:27
*looks at his finger*
Who's eye?
finger? Oh, I thought it was something else.
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 23:29
finger? Oh, I thought it was something else.
All the razors are in the.....
Oh. That! It's not that sharp so I'll have to poke really hard.
Peechland
16-03-2005, 23:31
All the razors are in the.....
Oh. That! It's not that sharp so I'll have to poke really hard.
um.....yummmmmm
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 23:31
.....In your eye.
Or is it?
*pokes again*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 23:33
.....In your eye.
Or is it?
*pokes again*
down and to the left......right......there. Yeah. now just continue poking til you pass out.
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 23:34
*backs away slowly from the thread, vowing never to read it again*
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 23:36
down and to the left......right......there. Yeah. now just continue poking til you pass out.
*pokes*
*pokes*
*pokes*
*pokes*
I might keep this up all day
*pokes*
*pokes*
*pokes*
Teh Cameron Clan
16-03-2005, 23:36
*backs away slowly from the thread, vowing never to read it again*
some poor souls just arent ready for what awaits them in here
Peechland
16-03-2005, 23:37
*backs away slowly from the thread, vowing never to read it again*
now why would you go and do a thing like that?
HadesRulesMuch
16-03-2005, 23:37
HadesRulesMuch pulls out teh video camera and starts filming.
"OK, seriously, move a little to the left, now turn about 23* to the right.... excellent, perfect, now try and look like you aren't enjoying this so much, babe, we want to see PAIN... PERFECT!"
Teh Cameron Clan
16-03-2005, 23:45
*backs away slowly from the thread, vowing never to read it again*
now why would you go and do a thing like that?
what say we have a little hunt http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/teufel/devil-smiley-026.gif
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 23:46
*Breaks vow*
*Peeks back through that window with one eye open*
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 23:47
*Breaks vow*
*Peeks back through that window with one eye open*
*pokes in the opened eye*
*pokes Peech*
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 23:49
*Falls off ladder outside window*
*Lands in moat*
Peechland
16-03-2005, 23:49
Mac cant stay away...he loves to watch me lick the entire length of my saber.
*gets poked by LP*
what kind of hunt Cam?
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 23:50
*pokes*
*looks down at the sound of a loud splash*
:eek: :confused:
HadesRulesMuch
16-03-2005, 23:50
Hey, LP, would you mind holding the camera for a little bit so I can poke Peech too? I mean, being teh cameraman is fun, but still, you know?
Peechland
16-03-2005, 23:52
Hey, LP, would you mind holding the camera for a little bit so I can poke Peech too? I mean, being teh cameraman is fun, but still, you know?
Wow...all this knee poking is making me sore. *rubs knee*
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 23:53
Hey, LP, would you mind holding the camera for a little bit so I can poke Peech too? I mean, being teh cameraman is fun, but still, you know?
*holds HRM's "camera" thight*
And now?
Teh Cameron Clan
16-03-2005, 23:54
Mac cant stay away...he loves to watch me lick the entire length of my saber.
*gets poked by LP*
what kind of hunt Cam?
i dunno...but he just fell in the moat...dunno if there will be much left to hunt :|
Planners
16-03-2005, 23:55
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Comes in doing a scotish happy dance.
Peechland
16-03-2005, 23:55
i dunno...but he just fell in the moat...dunno if there will be much left to hunt :|
*picks up Kilt with tip of her saber*
I found this.....
The Plutonian Empire
16-03-2005, 23:56
*Looks around*
*Doesnt' know what to do*
:(
McLeod03
16-03-2005, 23:57
*Climbs out of moat*
'Hang on, I didn't see his hands. What did he poke me in the eye with'
*Screams, and jumps back in moat again*
*Jumps out, running full pelt away from the dungeon*
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 23:57
*picks up Kilt with tip of her saber*
I found this.....
Let's beat it till it bleeds
*picks up a heavy chair*
HadesRulesMuch
16-03-2005, 23:57
*holds HRM's "camera" thight*
And now?
"Thanks, mate."
*Casts uberstickyness on camera, making it impossible for LP to let go.*
"Bwahahaha!
*Starts poking Peech somewhere slightly higher than the knee.*
Planners
16-03-2005, 23:58
*picks up Kilt with tip of her saber*
I found this.....
yoink!
Takes kilt where's it as a head dress and starts randomingly slapping himself.
Peechland
16-03-2005, 23:58
*Climbs out of moat*
'Hang on, I didn't see his hands. What did he poke me in the eye with'
*Screams, and jumps back in moat again*
*Jumps out, running full pelt away from the dungeon*
LOL
TPE! Come on in and let me engrave something on your forehead!
Teh Cameron Clan
16-03-2005, 23:59
*Climbs out of moat*
'Hang on, I didn't see his hands. What did he poke me in the eye with'
*Screams, and jumps back in moat again*
*Jumps out, running full pelt away from the dungeon*
the hunt is on... http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/blackeye/2ar15smilie.gif
HadesRulesMuch
17-03-2005, 00:00
*Pokes Peech harder and harder and harder*
*poke poke poke*
*Poke Poke Poke*
*POKEPOKEPOKE*
EDIT: LOL, just noticed I was designated "Pimp"
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Peechland
17-03-2005, 00:01
"Thanks, mate."
*Casts uberstickyness on camera, making it impossible for LP to let go.*
"Bwahahaha!
*Starts poking Peech somewhere slightly higher than the knee.*
THAT is entirely too big for my belly button :eek:
Planners
17-03-2005, 00:01
LOL
TPE! Come on in and let me engrave something on your forehead!
Jumps on TPE's forehead, slapping himself!
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 00:01
"Thanks, mate."
*Casts uberstickyness on camera, making it impossible for LP to let go.*
"Bwahahaha!
*Starts poking Peech somewhere slightly higher than the knee.*
*gets it all on tape, so now that's sticky as well*
HadesRulesMuch
17-03-2005, 00:01
THAT is entirely too big for my belly button :eek:
Hmm... Ear maybe? Nose? Somewhere in the nether regions?
Peechland
17-03-2005, 00:02
why is Tribe not here to clean up all this chewing gum??
HadesRulesMuch
17-03-2005, 00:02
*gets it all on tape, so now that's sticky as well*
I'm surprised you haven't wondered how I made the camera sticky...
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 00:02
LOL
TPE! Come on in and let me engrave something on your forehead!
How about having a million hot babes kiss me on the forehead! :D
McLeod03
17-03-2005, 00:02
*gets it all on tape, so now that's sticky as well*
Ah, the old jokes are still the best.
Peechland
17-03-2005, 00:03
Jumps on TPE's forehead, slapping himself!
Planners, I need you to steal some new assless chaps for me. My saber keeps slicing these off.
HadesRulesMuch
17-03-2005, 00:04
Planners, I need you to steal some new assless chaps for me. My saber keeps slicing these off.
*Steals the assless chaps, covers Peech with a blanket with three holes cut into it.
Peechland
17-03-2005, 00:04
How about having a million hot babes kiss me on the forehead! :D
We have 20 or so cheerleaders in the dungeon with Vitto....maybe he will spare a few. Oh and I have to sacrifice one of them in the name of Tribes. I almost forgot
Teh Cameron Clan
17-03-2005, 00:04
McLeod03 knows too much. he must not be allowed to escape...
*walks out with hunting gear*
HadesRulesMuch
17-03-2005, 00:06
McLeod03 knows too much. he must not be allowed to escape...
*walks out with hunting gear*
WAIT! Have LP follow you with teh camera. it can be a kind of slasher porno. Just make sure you have sex with teh dead body. Occidio will love it. Necrophilia is hot as hell in this place.
Planners
17-03-2005, 00:06
Planners, I need you to steal some new assless chaps for me. My saber keeps slicing these off.
Assless chaps EH? Grabs an axe and goes running out of the dungeon.
War Cry! AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEYYYY!
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 00:06
I'm surprised you haven't wondered how I made the camera sticky...
Why wonder? :confused:
*washes off the camera*
You should get a tripod for that
Peechland
17-03-2005, 00:06
maybe if I put on a kilt and strut around, i can lure him back. Someone be ready to poke him in the eye again....with...something.
McLeod03
17-03-2005, 00:06
*Runs off into the strangely dark haunted forest, passing two taxis and a free bus without even slowing down*
HadesRulesMuch
17-03-2005, 00:07
Why wonder? :confused:
*washes off the camera*
You should get a tripod for that
Let's just say I was having a little too much fun watching the poking. And I don't have an "uber stickyness" spell.
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 00:07
We have 20 or so cheerleaders in the dungeon with Vitto....maybe he will spare a few. Oh and I have to sacrifice one of them in the name of Tribes. I almost forgot
SACRIFICE?! I hate sacrifices! :(
Planners
17-03-2005, 00:08
*Steals the assless chaps, covers Peech with a blanket with three holes cut into it.
Chucks axe at Hades! Jumps on his head and sticks wet fingers in Hades ears.
Peechland
17-03-2005, 00:08
SACRIFICE?! I hate sacrifices! :(
oh no, well youre gonna hate this place.
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 00:08
WAIT! Have LP follow you with teh camera. it can be a kind of slasher porno. Just make sure you have sex with teh dead body. Occidio will love it. Necrophilia is hot as hell in this place.
Necrophilia?!
*Gets uber-horny*
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 00:09
maybe if I put on a kilt and strut around, i can lure him back. Someone be ready to poke him in the eye again....with...something.
Maybe you should forget about the kilt and strut around?
HadesRulesMuch
17-03-2005, 00:09
Chucks axe at Hades! Jumps on his head and sticks wet fingers in Hades ears.
"Hey! Get this on film! For the movie we'll make him a midget! This will be some hardcore shit! It'll sell like shaved scrotum pie!"
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 00:09
oh no, well youre gonna hate this place.
Not anymore I don't! :D
HadesRulesMuch
17-03-2005, 00:10
Maybe you should forget about the kilt and strut around?
"I'm still poking dammit!
*Pokes EXTRA hard*
POKE
Peechland
17-03-2005, 00:11
woohooo! TPE is onboard!
*gives him something sharp to play with*
Peechland
17-03-2005, 00:12
"I'm still poking dammit!
*Pokes EXTRA hard*
POKE
I can still strut while you do that....and twirl a baton
HadesRulesMuch
17-03-2005, 00:12
woohooo! TPE is onboard!
*gives him something sharp to play with*
*Quickly pokes TPE in the eye with.. something... then returns to Peech. He aims low and for the inside.
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 00:12
"I'm still poking dammit!
*Pokes EXTRA hard*
POKE
*pats HRM on his shoulder*
Keep trying. And don't poke there
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 00:12
woohooo! TPE is onboard!
*gives him something sharp to play with*
about time!
*Uses sharp object to relieve an itch*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................................. :p
HadesRulesMuch
17-03-2005, 00:13
about time!
*Uses sharp object to relieve an itch in his rectum*
*Trips TPE as he is scratching his rectum with a sharp object, causing immense hemmoraghing
Teh Cameron Clan
17-03-2005, 00:13
*Runs off into the strangely dark haunted forest, passing two taxis and a free bus without even slowing down*
oh my... i think hes enjoying this...who wants to capure him
Peechland
17-03-2005, 00:14
about time!
*Uses sharp object to relieve an itch in his rectum*
we have peasants who can do that for you .....if LP hasnt slain them all.
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 00:14
we have peasants who can do that for you .....if LP hasnt slain them all.
Or I could do it for him?
Planners
17-03-2005, 00:15
about time!
*Uses sharp object to relieve an itch in his rectum*
THAT'S MINE. Reaches in to retireve sharp pointy object from TPE's rectum and shove's it up his own.
Peechland
17-03-2005, 00:15
Or I could do it for him?
sure babe...do it right though....like you do for me
HadesRulesMuch
17-03-2005, 00:16
"OK, I'll take my camera back now, I need to get back to work."
*Takes camera, runs off after McLeod with a lot of blunt instruments dragging behind*
"OK, necrophilia, gotta get this one!"
*Sprints after McLeod into the Forest, past two taxis and a free bus*
Peechland
17-03-2005, 00:16
THAT'S MINE. Reaches in to retireve sharp pointy object from TPE's rectum and shove's it up his own.
lmao.....
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 00:16
So, THIS is anarchy?
Teh Cameron Clan
17-03-2005, 00:17
So, THIS is anarchy?
no this border line cyber lol
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 00:17
Okay TPE. Bend over
*spits on his arm*
HadesRulesMuch
17-03-2005, 00:17
So, THIS is anarchy?
*Shouts back as he chases McLeod*
"No! This is extremely fucked up, just the way Peech likes it!"
Peechland
17-03-2005, 00:18
"OK, I'll take my camera back now, I need to get back to work."
*Takes camera, runs off after McLeod with a lot of blunt instruments dragging behind*
"OK, necrophilia, gotta get this one!"
*Sprints after McLeod into the Forest, past two taxis and a free bus*
get him!!!! Use this when you find him... *throws HRM a pocket sized saber*
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 00:18
Okay TPE. Bend over
*spits on his arm*
*Looks at spit*
*Transforms spit into a Red Virus plant*
*Red Virus Plant consumes LP*
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
McLeod03
17-03-2005, 00:19
*Repeatedly trips over numerous tree roots and fallen logs, all of which strangely look like bodies and limbs. Runs into a clearing, deserted save one empty house in the middle, dilapidated, run down, spooky, and most decidedly haunted.
"Yay, I'm safe at last. I'll just hide in that glaringly obvious house"
RUns off towards the house*
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 00:20
*Looks at spit*
*Transforms spit into a Red Virus plant*
*Red Virus Plant consumes LP*
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
You're not making friends here TPE
*inserts Red Virus into TPE's ass*
Better find a cure quickly
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 00:20
*Repeatedly trips over numerous tree roots and fallen logs, all of which strangely look like bodies and limbs. Runs into a clearing, deserted save one empty house in the middle, dilapidated, run down, spooky, and most decidedly haunted.
"Yay, I'm safe at last. I'll just hide in that glaringly obvious house"
RUns off towards the house*
Go upstairs! It's safer upstairs!
:rolleyes:
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 00:21
You're not making friends here TPE
*inserts Red Virus into TPE's ass*
Better find a cure quickly
I"m not? :(
*Poops the plant out*
*Walks away dejectedly*
Peechland
17-03-2005, 00:22
I"m not? :(
*Poops the plant out*
*Walks away dejectedly*
you get back here. You can be my assistant..sharpen all my toys.....erm....weapons I mean
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 00:23
I"m not? :(
*Poops the plant out*
*Walks away dejectedly*
*sneezes*
Don't kill the nobles
McLeod03
17-03-2005, 00:24
"Good idea mysterious voice"
*Runs upstairs. Hides in the bath tub, locking the door behind him*
Peechland
17-03-2005, 00:24
*Repeatedly trips over numerous tree roots and fallen logs, all of which strangely look like bodies and limbs. Runs into a clearing, deserted save one empty house in the middle, dilapidated, run down, spooky, and most decidedly haunted.
"Yay, I'm safe at last. I'll just hide in that glaringly obvious house"
RUns off towards the house*
I wonder how he didnt trip over any skulls and scrotums? Someone must have already harvested those parts.
*sniffs kilt*
HadesRulesMuch
17-03-2005, 00:25
*Repeatedly trips over numerous tree roots and fallen logs, all of which strangely look like bodies and limbs. Runs into a clearing, deserted save one empty house in the middle, dilapidated, run down, spooky, and most decidedly haunted.
"Yay, I'm safe at last. I'll just hide in that glaringly obvious house"
RUns off towards the house*
*Sees a house surrounded by dead bodies, realizes that McLeod has hidden in HIS house.*
"Hey, asshole! Whose house are you callin dilapidated!"
*Inserts pocket-size saber into pocket, pulls out special blunt object, and closes in*
Planners
17-03-2005, 00:26
"Good idea mysterious voice"
*Runs upstairs. Hides in the bath tub, locking the door behind him*
Climbs out of the toilet.........
BWahahahahah...........ooooglie woooglie..........
Starts chucking soap and bathroom accessories.
Teh Cameron Clan
17-03-2005, 00:26
no one go into my chamber or BOOM!
McLeod03
17-03-2005, 00:26
*Pulls shower curtain across*
Peechland
17-03-2005, 00:27
*Sees a house surrounded by dead bodies, realizes that McLeod has hidden in HIS house.*
"Hey, asshole! Whose house are you callin dilapidated!"
*Inserts pocket-size saber into pocket, pulls out special blunt object, and closes in*
dont put it in your front pocket or you'll be bringing me your scrotum to add to my necklace! That thing is sharp!
HadesRulesMuch
17-03-2005, 00:27
"Good idea mysterious voice"
*Runs upstairs. Hides in the bath tub, locking the door behind him*
*Trudges upstairs, making as much noise as possible, and readies the camera. He places it outside the bathroom, noting that McLeod forgot to notice that the bathroom HAS no door. And there is also no bathtub, but there IS an extremely large toilet, roughly the size of a bathtub.
McLeod03
17-03-2005, 00:27
Climbs out of the toilet.........
BWahahahahah...........ooooglie woooglie..........
Starts chucking soap and bathroom accessories.
*Screams like a little girl, then jumps out the window, and runs across the clearing on the other side, towards a convinient empty road.*
Peechland
17-03-2005, 00:28
Climbs out of the toilet.........
BWahahahahah...........ooooglie woooglie..........
Starts chucking soap and bathroom accessories.
hey klepto, steal some shampoo for me while youre in there. I seem to have to wash my hair an awful lot here.
Teh Cameron Clan
17-03-2005, 00:28
walk up to abandoned house...hmm sounds like they caught him...hey! this would make a good place to put the scrotem collection !
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 00:29
you get back here. You can be my assistant..sharpen all my toys.....erm....weapons I mean
I prefer to maintain independence. Thanks, though.
Peechland
17-03-2005, 00:29
*Screams like a little girl, then jumps out the window, and runs across the clearing on the other side, towards a convinient empty road.*
*stands naked in the middle of the road with two freshly sharpened lawnmower blades in hand.*
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 00:29
I prefer to maintain independence. Thanks, though.
*smacks TPE over his head*
You'd BETTER be her bitch
Planners
17-03-2005, 00:30
hey klepto, steal some shampoo for me while youre in there. I seem to have to wash my hair an awful lot here.
WTF? MEH? Steals shampoo and sharp pointy objects and climbs back down the toilet.
Peechland
17-03-2005, 00:30
I prefer to maintain independence. Thanks, though.
:(
that hurt. Almost as much as these razor cuts I got earlier today.
HadesRulesMuch
17-03-2005, 00:31
*Screams like a little girl, then jumps out the window, and runs across the clearing on the other side, towards a convinient empty road.*
*Quickly takes the saber out his his pocket, hearing Peech's warning. Runs downstairs, jumps onto the deathmobile (which is actually a moped painted black with horns taped on), and gives chase, finally reaching the empty road about 10 feet behind McLeod.*
"You might as well give up! The Deathmobile is too fast for you! Ahahaha!"
McLeod03
17-03-2005, 00:33
*Runs up to the road, right in front of Peeches, gasping for breath*
HadesRulesMuch
17-03-2005, 00:35
*Runs up to the road, right in front of Peeches, gasping for breath*
*Stops immediately behind McLeod, brandishes the saber, steps down, and leaves McLeod nowhere else to run but either through him or Peech.*
Teh Cameron Clan
17-03-2005, 00:35
BOOM
*accedently levels house*
Peechland
17-03-2005, 00:35
*Runs up to the road, right in front of Peeches, gasping for breath*
*points lawnmower blade at Mac*
Its no use. Surrender now and I might have mercy on your scrotum
HadesRulesMuch
17-03-2005, 00:35
BOOM
*accedently levels house*
"YOu bastard son of a bitch! My camera was in there! You're buyin me another one!"
Teh Cameron Clan
17-03-2005, 00:37
"YOu bastard son of a bitch! My camera was in there! You're buyin me another one!"
shure i got a millon of them, u guys kept breaking them some how O_o
McLeod03
17-03-2005, 00:38
*Gulps, then steps forward towards Peech*
"Alright, but please, be gen....."
VWWOOM
*Gets hit by that pesky free bus*
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 00:39
:(
that hurt. Almost as much as these razor cuts I got earlier today.
Oh; my apologies.
*Turns around*
*Begins sharpening weapons for peech*
Better? ;)
HadesRulesMuch
17-03-2005, 00:39
shure i got a millon of them, u guys kept breaking them some how O_o
Oh ok thx.
*Tires of waiting, and lunges stabbing McLeod with the saber. He then bashes her in the head with his special blunt onject, knocking her unconscious. He slits her throat, and proceeds to have his way with the body. Finishing, he sends it to Vitto to have her brought back to life*
Peechland
17-03-2005, 00:40
Oh; my apologies.
*Turns around*
*Begins sharpening weapons for peech*
Better? ;)
you dont have to be my helper ...give yourself a title and duties (see post #1) and join us!
HadesRulesMuch
17-03-2005, 00:40
*Suddenly he has to leave to go to church! *
"Bye -bye, more mayham etc. and NECROPHILIA when I get back!"
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 00:41
*curls up at Occy's door*
Peechland
17-03-2005, 00:42
Oh ok thx.
*Tires of waiting, and lunges stabbing McLeod with the saber. He then bashes her in the head with his special blunt onject, knocking her unconscious. He slits her throat, and proceeds to have his way with the body. Finishing, he sends it to Vitto to have her brought back to life*
*replaces HRM pronouns*
You know...thats hot being that Mac is a big 200+ pound rugby player.
Teh Cameron Clan
17-03-2005, 00:42
*Suddenly he has to leave to go to church! *
"Bye -bye, more mayham etc. and NECROPHILIA when I get back!"
that is too funny...
Planners
17-03-2005, 00:43
climbs out of the dungeon toilet armed with shampoo in one hand and brandishing sharp pointy bathroom objects in the other.
Begins his lurking.
<.<
>.>
Peechland
17-03-2005, 00:43
*curls up at Occy's door*
Dont get too comfy...I'm going to need your hair later to dry off with after my shower.
Then I'll braid yours and you can braid mine.
McLeod03
17-03-2005, 00:44
Oh ok thx.
*Tires of waiting, and lunges stabbing McLeod with the saber. He then bashes him in the head with his special blunt onject, knocking him unconscious. He slits his throat, and proceeds to have his way with the body. Finishing, he sends it to Vitto to have him brought back to life*
*Cough*
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 00:45
Dont get too comfy...I'm going to need your hair later to dry off with after my shower.
Then I'll braid yours and you can braid mine.
But it's sleepytime. Or else I won't be pretty tomorrow :(
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 00:45
you dont have to be my helper ...give yourself a title and duties (see post #1) and join us!
I already did. It's on the first page :)
Peechland
17-03-2005, 00:47
But it's sleepytime. Or else I won't be pretty tomorrow :(
ok we'll do it tomorrow....I also need you to sharpen my toenails
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 00:48
ok we'll do it tomorrow....I also need you to sharpen my toenails
*falls asleep with a nightmare* :fluffle:
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 00:49
Where is the obligatory female sex slave?
Teh Cameron Clan
17-03-2005, 01:10
*kicks back and watches the tumble weeds roll by*
Where is the obligatory female sex slave?
*looks around, steps forward*
I'll be yer biotch.
OFFICIAL TITLE:International Male Model, and Super Stud
"I want to thank the Academy for recognizing my talents, and a special thanks to "Earl's House of Sheep" for providing me with many hours of fun."
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 01:20
*looks around, steps forward*
I'll be yer biotch.
OFFICIAL TITLE:International Male Model, and Super Stud
"I want to thank the Academy for recognizing my talents, and a special thanks to "Earl's House of Sheep" for providing me with many hours of fun."
Nice try. I want a WOMAN, not a dude! ;)
Teh Cameron Clan
17-03-2005, 01:30
Nice try. I want a WOMAN, not a dude! ;)
shure ya do ;)
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 01:32
shure ya do ;)
:mad: :upyours:
Sorry. My mood just went from good to horrible. Damned Techon :mp5:
Teh Cameron Clan
17-03-2005, 01:35
:mad: :upyours:
Sorry. My mood just went from good to horrible. Damned Techon :mp5:
sombody needs a nap :)
Planners
17-03-2005, 01:41
:mad: :upyours:
Sorry. My mood just went from good to horrible. Damned Techon :mp5:
what did he do?
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 01:43
sombody needs a nap :)
I'm not tired, so that can be a problem ;)
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 01:46
what did he do?
That Sage character in the PC.
Teh Cameron Clan
17-03-2005, 01:48
I'm not tired, so that can be a problem ;)
fine a time out then :)
Planners
17-03-2005, 01:49
That Sage character in the PC.
:confused: :rolleyes:
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 01:54
fine a time out then :)
*Maintains a defensive posture, karate-style*
Make me :D
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 01:55
:confused: :rolleyes:
Huh? :confused:
Teh Cameron Clan
17-03-2005, 02:04
*Maintains a defensive posture, karate-style*
Make me :D
*sigh* Pulls out the "nutgrabber 3000" dont make me use this...
Teh Cameron Clan
17-03-2005, 02:26
*comences to pick acorns off of trees*
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 02:28
*sigh* Pulls out the "nutgrabber 3000" dont make me use this...
*Takes out his own weapon*
Check out my new chronoscepter!
*Fires*
:D
Teh Cameron Clan
17-03-2005, 02:35
noooo!! u killed a squirle !! :(
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 02:41
noooo!! u killed a squirle !! :(
Whoops. :(
*Looks sadly at the meter-wide crater*
Teh Cameron Clan
17-03-2005, 02:52
Whoops. :(
*Looks sadly at the meter-wide crater*
lol lest go blow some things up
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 02:53
lol lest go blow some things up
And when we're done, let's go to a bar and wallow in despair about being single.
Teh Cameron Clan
17-03-2005, 03:02
And when we're done, let's go to a bar and wallow in despair about being single.
or we could do a wonderful mix of blowing thing up while wallowing and drinking !
*sigh*
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 03:07
or we could do a wonderful mix of blowing thing up while wallowing and drinking !
*sigh*
I don't drink. I just chug down chocolate milk--gallons at a time.
*Aims chronoscepter*
*Blows up distant mountain*
Teh Cameron Clan
17-03-2005, 03:10
I don't drink. I just chug down chocolate milk--gallons at a time.
*Aims chronoscepter*
*Blows up distant mountain*
cool. im not legally old enough to drink, wouldnt even if i was tho,
mmmm choco milk *watches nuke go off* :cool:
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 03:14
cool. im not legally old enough to drink, wouldnt even if i was tho,
mmmm choco milk *watches nuke go off* :cool:
It's not actually a nuke, but It has the power of one.
Teh Cameron Clan
17-03-2005, 03:15
no i mean im nuking something :D
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 03:19
no i mean im nuking something :D
Oh.
*Looks up into the evening sky*
*Locates the Andromeda Galaxy*
*Uses an invisible "rope" and lassos the galaxy*
*Pulls in the andromeda galaxy*
Much better! :D
Teh Cameron Clan
17-03-2005, 03:21
O_o
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 03:24
O_o
Look at the first post of this thread.
Teh Cameron Clan
17-03-2005, 03:25
Look at the first post of this thread.
oh i remember that now lol
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 03:32
oh i remember that now lol
Good. :D
*Teleports the planet pluto into an orbit around Earth*
:D
Teh Cameron Clan
17-03-2005, 03:37
*watches as tides go crazy killing many* wow...
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 03:39
*watches as tides go crazy killing many* wow...
I put pluto out farther than the moon, so the tides weren't THAT crazy.
Nation of Fortune
17-03-2005, 03:42
*watches pluto's gravitational orbit go all to wack and go flying into the sun*
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 03:44
*watches pluto's gravitational orbit go all to wack and go flying into the sun*
*Teleports pluto out just before it hits the sun*
*Teleports pluto back into its regular orbit*
Planners
17-03-2005, 07:58
*continues his stalking armed with shampoo and sharp pointy bathroom accessories*
Eridanus
17-03-2005, 08:59
Sir Zach Sack Sewer. I shall take all the scrodoms from the royal scrodom collector, and sew them together into cloaks, and baskets for our misfit army!
*wonders why all the twisted sexual innuendo has left this thread*
Hmmmm.
*thinks the Queen may be losing her touch*
Peechland
17-03-2005, 14:03
*walks into the castle in her leather pajamas and fuzzy skull slippers and is startled by the sound of bagpipes and screams*
Vitto must have those Irish peasants working hard for him this morning.
Another day in Paradise....
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 14:07
Hey peeches!
Peechland
17-03-2005, 14:10
Hey Pluto! I was going to ask you if I could borrow one of your black holes for a few prisoners. I found some people broken down on the side of the road and decided to take them captive. I kept their SUV too.
Princess Peechy hath returneth!
*presents flagpole, waits to be waxed*
Peechland
17-03-2005, 14:14
Gawd...I'll have to wax it tomorrow. I vowed to abstain from any flagpole mending today due to a 3 day nonstop spree. Tribes pointed out that I needed some rest. So today I will be laying around the castle in my leather pajamas and fuzzy skul slippers, while eating brown M&M'S. But I will take care of you first thing tomorrow. When the queen shows up, I bet she will be happy to take care of that for you. *Cant wait til tomorrow*
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 14:15
Hey Pluto! I was going to ask you if I could borrow one of your black holes for a few prisoners. I found some people broken down on the side of the road and decided to take them captive. I kept their SUV too.
*A ryder moving truck backs up*
The black hole is in there.
Peechland
17-03-2005, 14:17
*A ryder moving truck backs up*
The black hole is in there.
*puts down M&M's and unloads the black hole*
*tosses two body bags inside black hole*
I'll deal with them later....
stop squirming! *hits body bags with a large club*
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 14:19
*puts down M&M's and unloads the black hole*
*tosses two body bags inside black hole*
I'll deal with them later....
stop squirming! *hits body bags with a large club*
Ooh, you naughty girl!
You single? :D
Peechland
17-03-2005, 14:23
Ooh, you naughty girl!
You single? :D
I'm married to the God of Scrotums. He resides in a small portion of my cerebrum and speaks to me throughout the day. I am available for all my castle mates however. As long as sharp, cold, steel weapons dont frighten you...
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 14:26
I'm married to the God of Scrotums. He resides in a small portion of my cerebrum and speaks to me throughout the day. I am available for all my castle mates however. As long as sharp, cold, steel weapons dont frighten you...
Drat. :(
They frighten me alright :(
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 14:30
*Tumbleweed rolls by as he walks away dejectedly*
Peechland
17-03-2005, 14:32
why am I always the first one awake in the castle? Where is everyone else? Pluto..come back and lets go down to the kitchen and see what Kel has in the fridge. Maybe some lambs and Vulture eggs? *whips up omlette*
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 14:35
why am I always the first one awake in the castle? Where is everyone else? Pluto..come back and lets go down to the kitchen and see what Kel has in the fridge. Maybe some lambs and Vulture eggs? *whips up omlette*
*Goes with Peechland to the kitchen*
I prefer eggs. Overeasy.
Peechland
17-03-2005, 14:39
*Goes with Peechland to the kitchen*
I prefer eggs. Overeasy.
man -I didnt know vulture eggs were black. Maybe these arent vulture eggs. Maybe they arent eggs. Ah well....lets try them anyway.
*tosses some scraps down the grate to the slaves*
Kel hasnt fed them in 8 days ....sheesh.
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 14:41
man -I didnt know vulture eggs were black. Maybe these arent vulture eggs. Maybe they arent eggs. Ah well....lets try them anyway.
*tosses some scraps down the grate to the slaves*
Kel hasnt fed them in 8 days ....sheesh.
EIGHT DAYS?! That is so not right. *shakes head*
So, what else we got?
Kellarly
17-03-2005, 14:44
man -I didnt know vulture eggs were black. Maybe these arent vulture eggs. Maybe they arent eggs. Ah well....lets try them anyway.
*tosses some scraps down the grate to the slaves*
Kel hasnt fed them in 8 days ....sheesh.
:eek: Don't feed them now!!!! ARgh! I was planning to release them as a ravening horde!!! :(
Peechland
17-03-2005, 14:45
EIGHT DAYS?! That is so not right.
So, what else we got?
Well lets see......*moves various limbs and jars of eyeballs over* There is a side of beef, extra rare.....heres a whole boars head, some pickled bat droppings......and some strawberry yogurt. How the hell did that get in here??
Peechland
17-03-2005, 14:46
:eek: Don't feed them now!!!! ARgh! I was planning to release them as a ravening horde!!! :(
i only tossed them some crumbs. It was just enough to make them miserable and even more hungry.
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 14:46
Well lets see......*moves various limbs and jars of eyeballs over* There is a side of beef, extra rare.....heres a whole boars head, some pickled bat droppings......and some strawberry yogurt. How the hell did that get in here??
Maybe you put yourself on a diet and then forgot about it? :D
Kellarly
17-03-2005, 14:47
i only tossed them some crumbs. It was just enough to make them miserable and even more hungry.
:D Excellent! :D
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 14:55
*Watches another tumbleweed roll by*
God, I love tumbleweeds! :fluffle:
Findecano Calaelen
17-03-2005, 15:01
*sets fire to tumbleweed*
Peechland
17-03-2005, 15:04
*sets fire to tumbleweed*
you again.....you still hanging out over at the Castle De Sissies? Dont you want to come over here with us and play with my scrotum collection?
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 15:05
you again.....you still hanging out over at the Castle De Sissies? Dont you want to come over here with us and play with my scrotum collection?
:eek:
"Scrotum collection"?
Findecano Calaelen
17-03-2005, 15:05
you again.....you still hanging out over at the Castle De Sissies? Dont you want to come over here with us and play with my scrotum collection?
castle of sissies? *giggles*
*is gone*
Peechland
17-03-2005, 15:07
:eek:
"Scrotum collection"?
go read post #1....thats my job...collecting enemy scrotums...why do you think i have all these scalpels and sabers with me?
I gave her mine willingly. That's why I sound like PeeWee Hermann now.
Gawd...I'll have to wax it tomorrow. I vowed to abstain from any flagpole mending today due to a 3 day nonstop spree. Tribes pointed out that I needed some rest. So today I will be laying around the castle in my leather pajamas and fuzzy skul slippers, while eating brown M&M'S. But I will take care of you first thing tomorrow. When the queen shows up, I bet she will be happy to take care of that for you. *Cant wait til tomorrow*
Howzabout a full body, hot-oil massage then, my Princess? I've got biiiiiiig hands...
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 15:11
go read post #1....thats my job...collecting enemy scrotums...why do you think i have all these scalpels and sabers with me?
Heh. Yeah, your job.
*Instinctively reaches his groin area, protecting it*
Heh... :D
Peechland
17-03-2005, 15:17
Howzabout a full body, hot-oil massage then, my Princess? I've got biiiiiiig hands...
big hands ay? *looks at poster of Gawdly hanging on her wall*
siigh....
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 15:28
*Quietly slips out*
*Takes a walk, enjoying the scenery, hoping for some hot chick to like him* :D
Poladsia
17-03-2005, 15:30
You shall make me the Apathetic but Dignified Narcoleptic Ambassador to the Dreamlands or by whatever I swear I shall make you ZzZzZzzz...
"Slumbers in the corners a lot"
Peechland
17-03-2005, 15:31
You shall make me the Aparthetic but Dignified Narcoleptic Ambassador to the Dreamlands or by whatever I swear I shall make you ZzZzZzzz...
welcome! nice title...
big hands ay? *looks at poster of Gawdly hanging on her wall*
siigh....
...big feet too, and you know what they say about a guy with big hands and big feet...
...he needs to buy big gloves and big shoes!
Poladsia
17-03-2005, 15:38
welcome! nice title...
*sleeps in corner*
*sleeps in corner*
*pokes Polodsia with waxed flagpole*
*getting no reaction from the sleeping form, pokes again*
*continues to poke, working up a nice sweat*
Vittos Ordination
17-03-2005, 15:45
*sleeps in corner*
*shaves Poladsia's eyebrows with a pink razor*
Hey Tribes, look what I got for you.
The Plutonian Empire
17-03-2005, 15:46
*checks his watch*
Hmm. gotta go.
*Teleports out*
OOC: Later, guys :)