The All New Ns Reject Royalty (hear The Kazoo?) - Page 5
*sleeps in corner*
Princess! A scrotum lies slumbering, waiting for your sharpened blade. Bag it!
Peechland
17-03-2005, 15:53
Princess! A scrotum lies slumbering, waiting for your sharpened blade. Bag it!
*pokes Poladsia with tip of her saber*
wake up ........we have work to do.
lol @ vitto and the eyebrows for Tribes
Vittos Ordination
17-03-2005, 16:01
lol @ vitto and the eyebrows for Tribes
It's just like Tribes to miss a golden opportunity like this.
It's just like Tribes to miss a golden opportunity like this.
*offers furry eyebrows to Vittos*
Take mine next! SHAVE ME, BIG GUY!!
Vittos Ordination
17-03-2005, 16:15
*offers furry eyebrows to Vittos*
Take mine next! SHAVE ME, BIG GUY!!
Don't mind if I do. It looks like I have another official duty here.
I hereby vow, that forthwith there will not be a hairy brow on this island.
Peechland
17-03-2005, 16:17
Don't mind if I do. It looks like I have another official duty here.
I hereby vow, that forthwith there will not be a hairy brow on this island.
do you do bikini areas too?
Vittos Ordination
17-03-2005, 16:31
do you do bikini areas too?
That happens to be my specialty.
That happens to be my specialty.
*slips on spandex thong*
SHAVE ME, BIG GUY!!!
Vittos Ordination
17-03-2005, 16:37
*slips on spandex thong*
SHAVE ME, BIG GUY!!!
*produces razor and throws out Poladsia's eyebrows*
hehehe, Tribes will never know....
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 16:46
*wakes up at the sound of peasants getting slayed*
Vittos Ordination
17-03-2005, 16:50
*wakes up at the sound of peasants getting slayed*
No, that is just Gawdly, I'm a little hungover, and my hands are shaky.
Now hold still!
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 16:52
Phew. I thought you were having fun without me....
Wait..... Can I shave Gawdly too?
Peechland
17-03-2005, 16:56
will one of you please address my bikini area???
here.....use this....*.hands over a kettle of boiling oil*
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 16:57
will one of you please address my bikini area???
here.....use this....*.hands over a kettle of boiling oil*
Hello bikini area. How are you?
*looks up*
Where do I need the kettle for?
Peechland
17-03-2005, 16:59
i guess you could use a straight razor.
*watches LP talk to her bikini area*
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 17:04
:p
*shaves Peeches' peech*
Peechland
17-03-2005, 17:06
:p
*shaves Peeches' peech*
*hopes for razor burn*
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 17:08
*hopes for razor burn*
It seems that I made a large vertical gash, but It's not bleeding
Peechland
17-03-2005, 17:10
It seems that I made a large vertical gash, but It's not bleeding
no, that was already there....
erm...
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 17:12
*kisses it better, just in case*
*continues shaving Peeches' area, leaving on a jolly roger*
Peechland
17-03-2005, 17:13
*kisses it better, just in case*
*continues shaving Peeches' area, leaving on a jolly roger*
AARRGGGGGG!
*Feels around for eyepatch*
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 17:14
AARRGGGGGG!
*Feels around for eyepatch*
Have mine
*takes off his eyepatch*
Peechland
17-03-2005, 17:16
Have mine
*takes off his eyepatch*
*puts it on her bikini area and walks around the castle*
Hey! This looks great with my fuzzy skull slippers!
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 17:19
You look great in anything...... and even better without.
Vittos Ordination
17-03-2005, 17:20
*kisses it better, just in case*
*continues shaving Peeches' area, leaving on a jolly roger*
That is nothing compared to the VO I left on Gawdly.
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 17:20
That is nothing compared to the VO I left on Gawdly.
psst. I can only do skull and bones
Peechland
17-03-2005, 17:22
You look great in anything...... and even better without.
aww.....
*shares her brown M&M's with LP and carves "Peech" on his forehead*
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 17:25
*stashes a few M&M's in the empty eyesocket*
AAAH! NO!
What'll Occy say?
Peechland
17-03-2005, 17:27
*stashes a few M&M's in the empty eyesocket*
AAAH! NO!
What'll Occy say?
she'll say "good job Peech"
Vittos Ordination
17-03-2005, 17:30
psst. I can only do skull and bones
You lack my artistic range.
*tends to himself*
So does this look like a heart with an arrow through it?
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 17:31
Too lovable VO
*huddles up in a corner rubbing his forehead*
Peechland
17-03-2005, 17:32
You lack my artistic range.
*tends to himself*
So does this look like a heart with an arrow through it?
actually, it looks more like a sketch of you "behind" one of those cheerleaders......
Vittos Ordination
17-03-2005, 17:43
actually, it looks more like a sketch of you "behind" one of those cheerleaders......
hmmmm... I guess I can see it.
*adds a little shading*
There we go, a masterpiece.
*hopes for razor burn*
*changes his name to "Razor Burn" *
*continues shaving Peeches' area, leaving on a jolly roger*
*changes name to "Jolly Roger" *
Peechland
17-03-2005, 17:48
*carves a peach on Gawds buttocks*
*carves a peach on Gawds buttocks*
AowwwwwAaaaAaaaa-OWWWWWW!
*rubs firmly muscled bottom*
Hmmm...well, that wasn't too bad...*
*continues to rub heinie*
Vittos Ordination
17-03-2005, 17:52
*changes name to "Jolly Roger" *
*changes his name to Gawdly*
Now you are stuck with Jolly Roger.
*changes his name to Gawdly*
Now you are stuck with Jolly Roger.
Well, yer gonna need this then...
*hands over immense, waxed flagpole*
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 17:55
*ducks as the new Gawdly oddly fumbles with the new Biggus Dickus*
Peechland
17-03-2005, 18:05
*looks at Jolly Roger and the new Gawdly*
I guess I will be Legless Vitto
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 18:05
I claim Peechland
Peechland
17-03-2005, 18:10
I claim Peechland
I hope not just the name...
Vittos Ordination
17-03-2005, 18:11
Well, yer gonna need this then...
*hands over immense, waxed flagpole*
Man, you had that polished to a high gloss sheen.
I guess if I ever need a spare this could come in handy.
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 18:12
I hope not just the name...
And exclusive rights to every scrotum? :confused:
Peechland
17-03-2005, 18:15
And exclusive rights to every scrotum? :confused:
:rolleyes:
I mean "claim" as in claiming the "territory"
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 18:20
:rolleyes:
I mean "claim" as in claiming the "territory"
*leashes Legless Vitto*
:D
Peechland
17-03-2005, 18:23
*leashes Legless Vitto*
:D
*barks and licks herself*
Gaeltach
17-03-2005, 18:24
*barks and licks herself*
:eek:
Must...refrain from...comment..
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 18:25
*barks and licks herself*
BAD!
*pulls the chain*
I'll do the lickin'. You just tell me where it needs to be clean
Peechland
17-03-2005, 18:26
:eek:
Must...refrain from...comment..
there you are! no need to refrain. this is the do anything say anything place....i need to visit you and get some new sharp pointy things btw
Peechland
17-03-2005, 18:27
BAD!
*pulls the chain*
I'll do the lickin'. You just tell me where it needs to be clean
bow wow :eek:
Gaeltach
17-03-2005, 18:28
there you are! no need to refrain. this is the do anything say anything place....i need to visit you and get some new sharp pointy things btw
My door's always open, luv. ;)
Except for today, because I've found that masterminding horrible Devices while drunk from green beer and festivities does not yield the best results.
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 18:30
bow wow :eek:
And I will start with your tongue since it is so dirty you can't even speak properly
:p *lick*
Occidio Multus
17-03-2005, 18:31
oh my fucking whatever. i have 30 plus pages to read??? you guys are awesome...but this is going to take a while. i have 5 cases to work on today, and 2 are/were cancer patients.
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 18:35
I wanted to behave but then Peech.... I mean Legless Vitto whipped out the razors :(
Occidio Multus
17-03-2005, 18:39
I wanted to behave but then Peech.... I mean Legless Vitto whipped out the razors :(
vittos lost his legs? what the hell brad? how did THAT happen? how are we supposed to screw against the wall of the dungeon bathroom? you better find Johnny Wadd for a good prothestics referral.....
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 18:40
vittos lost his legs? what the hell brad? how did THAT happen? how are we supposed to screw against the wall of the dungeon bathroom? you better find Johnny Wadd for a good prothestics referral.....
Nono. Gawdly is now Jolly Roger, VO is Gawdly, Peechland is Legless Vitto and I am/own Peechland
Vittos Ordination
17-03-2005, 18:44
vittos lost his legs? what the hell brad? how did THAT happen? how are we supposed to screw against the wall of the dungeon bathroom? you better find Johnny Wadd for a good prothestics referral.....
I am still my same fully functional dynamic self.
When can I expect my favorite customer down in the dungeon again.
The Chocolate Goddess
17-03-2005, 18:53
I am still my same fully functional dynamic self.
When can I expect my favorite customer down in the dungeon again.
*steps out of Shadows*
If I may boldly interrupt... would you be amenable to having some... attendant at this... session?
I have yet to visit a dungeon and find the concept intriguing.
Gaeltach
17-03-2005, 18:53
I need to borrow a dungeon cell for the next half hour..
*barks and licks herself*
Princess Peechy: she takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!
*steps out of Shadows*
If I may boldly interrupt... would you be amenable to having some... attendant at this... session?
I have yet to visit a dungeon and find the concept intriguing.
Mmmmmm....chocolate.
*looks for flagpole to present to the Goddess*
Dang! Vitto...can I get my flagpole back, buddy? Just fer a minute??
Vittos Ordination
17-03-2005, 19:02
Mmmmmm....chocolate.
*looks for flagpole to present to the Goddess*
Dang! Vitto...can I get my flagpole back, buddy? Just fer a minute??
Nope, sounds like I am going to need all the flagpoles I can get.
Peechland
17-03-2005, 19:05
*walks in eating a shishkabob of various farm animals*
what did i miss?
Vittos Ordination
17-03-2005, 19:06
*steps out of Shadows*
If I may boldly interrupt... would you be amenable to having some... attendant at this... session?
I have yet to visit a dungeon and find the concept intriguing.
You have used your first post to ask for a trip to the dungeon? I would be honored to have your presence in my dungeon.
*extends a welcoming flagpole*
I must say, Chocolate Goddess, I am yearning for a taste.
The Chocolate Goddess
17-03-2005, 19:07
Nope, sounds like I am going to need all the flagpoles I can get.
Oh my... I usually tend to myself. Other beings rarely have anything interesting to propose
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 19:07
There was a extremely willing AND hot pirate in earlier
Peechland
17-03-2005, 19:08
There was a extremely willing AND hot pirate in earlier
I wish he'd come back.....I could go for some shivering of me timbers.
The Chocolate Goddess
17-03-2005, 19:08
You have used your first post to ask for a trip to the dungeon? I would be honored to have your presence in my dungeon.
*extends a welcoming flagpole*
I must say, Chocolate Goddess, I am yearning for a taste.
*touches extended hand with fingers*
That could be arranged...
*looks between legs, sighs sadly*
Sorry, Choco-Gawdess...methinks I am poleless and hence, useless*
*remembers secret weapon*
Wait! Will this work?
*unrolls 11 inch tongue*
Peechland
17-03-2005, 19:10
*touches extended hand with fingers*
That could be arranged...
thats no hand.....
*looks at Vittos flagpole with fond memories*
*touches extended hand with fingers*
That could be arranged...
Urmmm...that wasn't his hand.
Dang! beaten by Peechy...someone keep her occupied...
The Chocolate Goddess
17-03-2005, 19:11
The only reason I have appeared is because all of you are sooo luscious. I am sure all kinds of arrangements can be made.
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 19:11
I wish he'd come back.....I could go for some shivering of me timbers.
He left....
But now there's an ultimately willing and hot pirate
*unleashes Peech*
Go get him girl
Peechland
17-03-2005, 19:12
The only reason I have appeared is because all of you are sooo luscious. I am sure all kinds of arrangements can be made.
you sure dont seem like a noob. *eyeballs chocolate*
*takes a bite*
Vittos Ordination
17-03-2005, 19:13
thats no hand.....
*looks at Vittos flagpole with fond memories*
Hey, don't fret, there's room to go around.
The Chocolate Goddess
17-03-2005, 19:13
*looks between legs, sighs sadly*
Sorry, Choco-Gawdess...methinks I am poleless and hence, useless*
*remembers secret weapon*
Wait! Will this work?
*unrolls 11 inch tongue*
why, yes that will do quite nicely, actually.
Peechland
17-03-2005, 19:13
He left....
But now there's an ultimately willing and hot pirate
*unleashes Peech*
Go get him girl
*sprints toward ultimately willing and hot pirate on all fours*
*pounces him and licks his face*
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 19:14
*sprints toward ultimately willing and hot pirate on all fours*
*pounces him and licks his face*
Lower girl.
Peechland
17-03-2005, 19:15
Lower girl.
*licks his chest hairs*
The Chocolate Goddess
17-03-2005, 19:16
you sure dont seem like a noob. *eyeballs chocolate*
*takes a bite*
I do like to share my bounty. Did I mention I'm also an expert voyeur?
Occidio Multus
17-03-2005, 19:16
OUR FIRST CHALLENGE!!!
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8463384#post8463384
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 19:17
*licks his chest hairs*
We'll continue this session after our first challenge
Occidio Multus
17-03-2005, 19:18
hey who is the chocolate godess?
The Chocolate Goddess
17-03-2005, 19:20
hey who is the chocolate godess?
Why, thank you for asking. How about Mistress of Self-Gratification and Sin, Expert Voyeur
Occidio Multus
17-03-2005, 19:21
Why, thank you for asking. How about Mistress of Self-Gratification and Sin, Expert Voyeur
got it. check post one in a couple minutes.
Occidio Multus
17-03-2005, 19:44
;) *wonders why all the twisted sexual innuendo has left this thread*
Hmmmm.
*thinks the Queen may be losing her touch*
obviously, you are just begging to be kicked out of my bed. and castrated.
i wasnt around................if you want sex in my absence, report to princess warrior maiden peechland. or just order a set of slaves. they come in packs
Occidio Multus
17-03-2005, 19:45
Drat. :(
They frighten me alright :(
get over that, quick.
Trilateral Commission
17-03-2005, 19:50
Can I be Scott Peterson
you sure dont seem like a noob. *eyeballs chocolate*
*takes a bite*
WOOT! Finally some hot girl-on-girl action!
(well, not counting yesterdays fight between McLeod03 and Vittos)
The Chocolate Goddess
17-03-2005, 19:53
WOOT! Finally some hot girl-on-girl action!
(well, not counting yesterdays fight between McLeod03 and Vittos)
*eyes Gawdly*
What happened to that 11-inch delight you were going to share?
Planners
17-03-2005, 19:54
C'mon ppl more psycho sex and violence in the challenge thread.
*eyes Gawdly*
What happened to that 11-inch delight you were going to share?
Sowwy, bu Peehy jutht sthepped on it wif her spiked heels...owwwth.
Occidio Multus
17-03-2005, 20:02
Can I be Scott Peterson
hahahhahhahahhahhahhahaha. of course. check post one in a few minutes.
Occidio Multus
17-03-2005, 20:03
Can I be Scott Peterson
hahahhahhahahhahhahhahaha. of course. check post one in a few minutes.
Trilateral Commission
17-03-2005, 20:10
thanks.
Occidio Multus
17-03-2005, 20:17
thanks.
done. tell me if you want anything changed.
Monotonous
17-03-2005, 20:18
I wish to be the Uber-pyromaniac. I like setting stuff on fire!
The Chocolate Goddess
17-03-2005, 20:21
Sowwy, bu Peehy jutht sthepped on it wif her spiked heels...owwwth.
Do you still ahve fingers?
Do you still ahve fingers?
Boy...quick thinking!
*pulls digits out of nose, ears and other less aromatic orifices*
It's diddle time!
Peechland
17-03-2005, 20:34
LOL @ Scott Peterson
The Chocolate Goddess
17-03-2005, 20:37
Boy...quick thinking!
*pulls digits out of nose, ears and other less aromatic orifices*
It's diddle time!
*covers him inside her dark, hot, sweet shadow*
*covers him inside her dark, hot, sweet shadow*
*looks around, blinded by the dark*
Mommy?
*decides to find his way out, using his sense of smell*
Sniff-sniff.
*follows scent of fish to freedom*
The Chocolate Goddess
17-03-2005, 20:47
*looks around, blinded by the dark*
Mommy?
*decides to find his way out, using his sense of smell*
Sniff-sniff.
*follows scent of fish to freedom*
Oh, good boy! I think mommy will switch you now.
*takes out her long switch*
Oh, good boy! I think mommy will switch you now.
*takes out her long switch*
You call THAT a switch?
*pulls out flagpole, buffs it quickly to remove Vitto's greasy handprints*
Now THATS a switch!
The Chocolate Goddess
17-03-2005, 20:54
You call THAT a switch?
*pulls out flagpole, buffs it quickly to remove Vitto's greasy handprints*
Now THATS a switch!
Oh Gawd! You're after my own heart. How about another round this your new toy?
*tugs him to the nearest Shadow and transports him to her mirrored room with a cauldron of secret sauce beside the bed*
Do your worst!
Monotonous
17-03-2005, 21:10
I wish to be the Uber-pyromaniac. I like setting stuff on fire!
Uh...?
Occidio Multus
17-03-2005, 21:12
Uh...?
check post one/i will add you to the other thread now
Monotonous
17-03-2005, 21:14
Yay! *sets various people on fire*
Oh Gawd! You're after my own heart.
It ain't yer heart I'm after, darlin'....
The Chocolate Goddess
17-03-2005, 21:21
Oh Gawd! You're after my own heart. How about another round this your new toy?
*tugs him to the nearest Shadow and transports him to her mirrored room with a cauldron of secret sauce beside the bed*
Do your worst!
*In order to keep his attention, she paints decorative art in her secret sauce and starts licking - some biting may result in bleeding*
The Chocolate Goddess
17-03-2005, 21:23
It ain't yer heart I'm after, darlin'....
oh? then what?
*she strokes the tassles of her soft pillows and stretches*
oh? then what?
*she strokes the tassles of her soft pillows and stretches*
*hypnotized by her long, lithe and inviting form*
Agagagagagagagagagaga....
*whips out flagpole, ties white rag to it*
I surrender to your uber-hotness, my Goddess.
*whips out tongue, does a few laps*
The Chocolate Goddess
17-03-2005, 21:32
*hypnotized by her long, lithe and inviting form*
Agagagagagagagagagaga....
*whips out flagpole, ties white rag to it*
I surrender to your uber-hotness, my Goddess.
*whips out tongue, does a few laps*
*she bows in acknowledgement*
You are a most worthy... luscious... and talented worshipper. My Temple is always open to you and my bounty, plenty.
Planners
17-03-2005, 21:40
MUAHAHAHAHA
ooglie.......wooglie........
starts throwing sharp pointy bathroom accesories.
Monotonous
17-03-2005, 21:42
*chases Planners* NEVER THROW POINTY OBJECTS AT ME! *throws fireworks*
The Chocolate Goddess
17-03-2005, 21:54
*finding no playmates to stimulate her appetites - she returns to her cubby hole in the fabric of the universe to resume her spying*
Divine Imaginary Fluff
17-03-2005, 22:18
*laughs insanely and decides to join the (now holy, because I say so!) insanity*
Title: The Most Divine Fluffalizer
Duties: (Re)Defining how holy everyone and everything is at his very whim. Spreading insanity, freakyness and fluffiness. Laughing insanely and generally being pretty damn insane.
Teh Cameron Clan
17-03-2005, 22:21
well im back :) so what have i missed?
Poladsia
17-03-2005, 23:48
well im back :) so what have i missed?
Me, the Apathetic and Eyebrowless but otherwise Dignified Narcoleptic Ambassador to the Dreamlands, suddenly falling alseep in a corner, and something about wa... ZzZzZzzz
Edit: now with extra spellmite
Teh Cameron Clan
18-03-2005, 00:12
*puts on riot gear*
The Chocolate Goddess
18-03-2005, 00:26
*opening the fabric of the universe and stepping out*
*yawn*
The Chocolate Goddess
18-03-2005, 00:29
*puts on riot gear*
Nice suit. Have any plans?
*she bows in acknowledgement*
You are a most worthy... luscious... and talented worshipper. My Temple is always open to you and my bounty, plenty.
*comes up for air*
I don't hear you complaining about me taking too long anymore, m'lady...
*takes deep breath, dives back in*
MmmmMmmmm...choc-o-licious!
The Chocolate Goddess
18-03-2005, 00:50
*comes up for air*
I don't hear you complaining about me taking too long anymore, m'lady...
*takes deep breath, dives back in*
MmmmMmmmm...choc-o-licious!
Why would I? Oh my, you're concentrating.
You... mmm... know... I should really - oh - ....
... re...ward... you... for your dedi...cation.
Kiwicrog
18-03-2005, 01:22
Kiwicrog - Minister of Alternative Torture. Pumps barbershop music day and night throughout the dungeon. Doesn't consider this cruel or unusual, much to the diasgreement of all prisoners (Cept the skinny one at the end, who looks like he might be a Tenor). Extensive First Aid skills wasted on bleeding ears and resonating skulls (when he overdoes the volume). Prefers to have lunch break in the dungeon, as the other members of the Reject Royalty believe taking part in a makeshift quartet would undermine thier evil image.
The Chocolate Goddess
18-03-2005, 01:26
Why would I? Oh my, you're concentrating.
You... mmm... know... I should really - oh - ....
... re...ward... you... for your dedi...cation.
Oh yeeesss... NO!
*sighs*
*looks at Gawdly with smoldering eyes*
Sorry luv, duty calls on another plane.
I'll look for ya when I come back.
Enjoy the females
*12 ripe slave women appear*
*Goddess slips into the shadows*
The Plutonian Empire
18-03-2005, 01:29
*A fireball streaks across the sky*
*Fireball lands on a nearby mountain*
<BOOM!>
*Explosion throws TPE out of the meteorite*
...............................................aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
*Lands near a nearby tree*
<THUMP!>
OW!
*Gets up, dusts himself off*
Greetings all!
Nation of Fortune
18-03-2005, 01:45
Greetings all!
*watches as the dot on his rifle points itself at TPE's chest*
*A loudspeaker turns on*
"How much?" is heard ringing through the trees
Poladsia
18-03-2005, 01:46
*12 ripe slave women appear*
Wakes up!
Teh Cameron Clan
18-03-2005, 01:59
Nice suit. Have any plans?
not really...it just looks cool :cool: and u never know
*changes into "bomb squad" suit thingy*....now i have something planed :cool:
The Chocolate Goddess
18-03-2005, 02:18
not really...it just looks cool :cool: and u never know
*changes into "bomb squad" suit thingy*....now i have something planed :cool:
*slips out of time loop*
What do you have planned?
Eh-oh- Evil Wenchwoman of Candyness. Throws crunchy m&m's at people thus knocking them unconcious and then tying them up with liquorice and force-feeding them bounty bars
Kiwicrog
18-03-2005, 02:39
*watches as the dot on his rifle points itself at TPE's chest*
*A loudspeaker turns on*
"How much?" is heard ringing through the treesPoking his head out of the dungeon, Kiwicrog pulls a pitch pipe from his pocket and blows an A flat.
Peechland
18-03-2005, 02:41
*walks into castle carryin a Leprechaun over her shoulder*
whats going on in here......
Nation of Fortune
18-03-2005, 02:49
*The force of the sound waves blows him backwards*
*hits a tree*
Ow!
*Gets up, dusts himself off again*
How much what?
how much for me not to kill you
the distinct sound of a rifle being cocked is heard. The little red dot goes back to TPE's chest
The Plutonian Empire
18-03-2005, 02:56
how much for me not to kill you
the distinct sound of a rifle being cocked is heard. The little red dot goes back to TPE's chest
Huh? :confused:
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 02:56
A dismembered limd hands NoF a briefcase containing two million dollars, with a note attached that says, simply, "Kill him".
The Plutonian Empire
18-03-2005, 02:58
OOC: What the god-fucking hell is going on here, godfuckit?!?!?!
Kiwicrog
18-03-2005, 02:58
Ok, TPE you are now Tenor, McLeod is a Baritone and NoF is our Bass. I'll sing lead.
Let's start with that old love-ballad: "How much for me not to kill you?"
Nation of Fortune
18-03-2005, 03:00
A dismembered limd hands NoF a briefcase containing two million dollars, with a note attached that says, simply, "Kill him".
Sounds reasonable. Well TPE i just...........*shoots TPE*.........got handed two million dollars in favor of killing you.
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 03:02
*Hand forms a thumbs-up before sinking back below the earth, T2 stylee*
The Plutonian Empire
18-03-2005, 03:03
Sounds reasonable. Well TPE i just...........*shoots TPE*.........got handed two million dollars in favor of killing you.
OOC: CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE [expletive deleted] HELL IS GOING ON HERE AND [expletive deleted] WHY?!?!
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 03:05
OOC: Yes, I can. Thanks for asking.
The Plutonian Empire
18-03-2005, 03:06
OOC: Yes, I can. Thanks for asking.
OOC: Please do.
Peechland
18-03-2005, 03:07
what is wrong TPE?? :eek:
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 03:08
OOC: Ah, now that's a long story.
It all started a few days ago when a young lady decided to rebel against the usual, and make her own thread on an internet forum...
*Flash-back sequence music plays*
...and that brings us up to now. Hope that was useful.
The Plutonian Empire
18-03-2005, 03:10
OOC: Ah, now that's a long story.
It all started a few days ago when a young lady decided to rebel against the usual, and make her own thread on an internet forum...
*Flash-back sequence music plays*
...and that brings us up to now. Hope that was useful.
No, that was NOT useful. I need more explanation than that.
Peechland
18-03-2005, 03:10
its a morbid role playing game sorta. We are all dark characters and do odd things, like when you and I had those vulture eggs for breakfast. its like anti-PC.
Nation of Fortune
18-03-2005, 03:11
OOC: Please do.
OOC:A soldier of fortune needs to eat too, you know. And you were there, I offered to let you live, but someone beat you to the punch.
The Plutonian Empire
18-03-2005, 03:12
what is wrong TPE?? :eek:
I was shot and killed with out any explation or reason.
And stuff like this pisses me off to no end, no matter who gets killed.
Peechland
18-03-2005, 03:13
Hey-i think the rules are that we dont kill each other....only unsuspecting strangers. Like I take enemy scrotums....but all my castle mates scrotums are safe. Mc...when are you going to make a title and give yourself some duties? *looks under Mc's kilt* :eek:
Kiwicrog
18-03-2005, 03:13
I was shot and killed with out any explation or reason.
And stuff like this pisses me off to no end, no matter who gets killed.OOC: Is it time to mention now that it is just a game? Using a pretty broad definition of game!
Relax and :)
The Plutonian Empire
18-03-2005, 03:14
OOC:A soldier of fortune needs to eat too, you know. And you were there, I offered to let you live, but someone beat you to the punch.
No, that was not fair. I asked a question, and you went ahead and did it without even an OOC answer.
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 03:15
Hey-i think the rules are that we dont kill each other....only unsuspecting strangers. Like I take enemy scrotums....but all my castle mates scrotums are safe. Mc...when are you going to make a title and give yourself some duties? *looks under Mc's kilt* :eek:
*Glares*
*Is secretly glad to be wearing boxers*
Peechland
18-03-2005, 03:15
ok...no killing each other. youre not dead TPE! put nations in one of your black holes.
Peechland
18-03-2005, 03:16
*Glares*
*Is secretly glad to be wearing boxers*
ive never met a gay rugby player.....til now.
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 03:16
*That same arm comes back out of the ground, and leaves another note, saying "Great, NOW she decides not to kill people"*
Nation of Fortune
18-03-2005, 03:16
I never said I killed you I just said I shot you. That doesn't mean much
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 03:17
ive never met a gay rugby player.....til now.
Ah, never met a winger then? ;)
The Plutonian Empire
18-03-2005, 03:17
OOC: Thanks peech. :) Your nation name is very fitting of you ;) :) :fluffle:
IC: *Bullet richochets off his diamond-plated armor*
Peechland
18-03-2005, 03:18
no no....killing is allowed. In fact its encouraged. Just not killing each other....this group. Like I wouldnt kill Vitto or LP, but those hitchhikers I saw the other day are fair game. Comprende?
Peechland
18-03-2005, 03:19
my lord....i have to be a murderous warrior maiden AND a peacemaker....its very tiresome.
*slips on leather pajamas and fuzzy skull slippers*
I need a glass of bat piss to unwind!
Peechland
18-03-2005, 03:21
Ah, never met a winger then? ;)
thats not a kilt...its just a regular old skirt. :rolleyes: You poser
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 03:22
thats not a kilt...its just a regular old skirt. :rolleyes: You poser
*Giggles, and flicks ponytails*
Hee hee, thankyou Peechy.
The Plutonian Empire
18-03-2005, 03:22
my lord....i have to be a murderous warrior maiden AND a peacemaker....its very tiresome.
*slips on leather pajamas and fuzzy skull slippers*
I need a glass of bat piss to unwind!
*Hands over a glass of bat pee*
It's special. Its from bats on another planet. :)
Peechland
18-03-2005, 03:25
*Hands over a glass of bat pee*
It's special. Its from bats on another planet. :)
*guzzles it down*
Ahhhh....thanks TPE...I needed that.
*braids Macs hair*
I'll do your nails after I'm done with your hair
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 03:28
*Girlishly bats eyes and claps hands together*
Yippee
(Is silently glad none of the rugby team read this board / know my nation name)
Peechland
18-03-2005, 03:30
*Girlishly bats eyes and claps hands together*
Yippee
(Is silently glad none of the rugby team read this board / know my nation name)
you know....I have a plaid purse that would match that skirt....erm....I mean kilt ( :rolleyes: ) perfectly. *blots Macs lipstick for him*
The Plutonian Empire
18-03-2005, 03:32
*guzzles it down*
Ahhhh....thanks TPE...I needed that.
*braids Macs hair*
I'll do your nails after I'm done with your hair
You're welcome :)
*looks around*
Hmm... got business to take care of...
*teleports out*
OOC: be back in a bit. Oh, and my apologies for losing my temper earlier...
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 03:33
*Clears throat*
"Cor blimey guv'nor, look at the knockers on that"
Peechland
18-03-2005, 03:35
*Clears throat*
"Cor blimey guv'nor, look at the knockers on that"
*hits Mac on the head with her bagpipes*
dont make me get the saber out
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 03:37
*Winks*
You can get my saber out any time love
Peechland
18-03-2005, 03:38
*Winks*
You can get my saber out any time love
blimey! He might not be a pansy after all! ;)
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 03:39
"Oooh, I chipped a nail"
Peechland
18-03-2005, 03:40
"Oooh, I chipped a nail"
God. :rolleyes:
women.....
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 03:42
*Nudges her*
Ooh, like women do we madam. Ooh, madam, really madam? Like 'em soft and pansy-ish do you madam. Ooh, madam, really madam? Suits you madam.
Peechland
18-03-2005, 03:44
*Nudges her*
Ooh, like women do we madam. Ooh, madam, really madam? Like 'em soft and pansy-ish do you madam. Ooh, madam, really madam? Suits you madam.
*pukes*
nothing unsexier than a hairy, broad chested, rugby player who's all girly
someone find me some testosterone and a syringe!!!
Planners
18-03-2005, 03:46
Did somebody say
testoterone in a syringe?
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 03:48
*Viciously tackles random peasant, breaking both his legs, before ripping his head off, and slamming it into the ground*
*Breaks down door to cellar, downs two kegs of ale, and starts singing "We Are The Champions" very loudly, whilst ogling any nearby women*
Peechland
18-03-2005, 03:48
Did somebody say
testoterone in a syringe?
yes! for Gods sake...shoot Mac up with 5 cc's
Peechland
18-03-2005, 03:49
*Viciously tackles random peasant, breaking both his legs, before ripping his head off, and slamming it into the ground*
*Breaks down door to cellar, downs two kegs of ale, and starts singing "We Are The Champions" very loudly, whilst ogling any nearby women*
*swoons*
thats what I'm talkin' about! *howls*
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 03:50
*Batters down door, howling at the moon*
Planners
18-03-2005, 03:50
Jumps on Mac's head and injects syringe in various orifices.
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 03:51
Uh-oh, testosterone over-dose
*Grunts incoherantly, then goes off in search of beer and naked women*
Peechland
18-03-2005, 03:52
Jumps on Mac's head and injects syringe in various orifices.
I think it worked Plan the Man....he took his braids out and everything
lets keep a few vials of that in the La-bor-a-tory
Planners
18-03-2005, 03:53
Uh-oh, testosterone over-dose
*Grunts incoherantly, then goes off in search of beer and naked women*
slaps mac's ass good man, good man.
Here is a beating club for your troubles.
Man you look like a bear.
Peechland
18-03-2005, 03:54
*pulls 3 female slave peasants, with nice firm asses, out of the dungeon for Mac*
here boy......fetch!
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 03:55
*Chases the slaves into a room. Door slams shut, and Mac emerges two minutes later after much snarling, roaring, and screaming, carrying assorted limbs, covered in blood*
Nation of Fortune
18-03-2005, 03:55
*pulls 3 female slave peasants, with nice firm asses, out of the dungeon for Mac*
here boy......fetch!
OOOHHH targets! *the dot bounces around on one of their chests*
Peechland
18-03-2005, 03:57
*Chases the slaves into a room. Door slams shut, and Mac emerges two minutes later after much snarling, roaring, and screaming, carrying assorted limbs, covered in blood*
well....thats gonna leave a stain.
maybe we better stick with 2 cc's of testosterone next time. sigh...
Peechland
18-03-2005, 03:58
OOOHHH targets! *the dot bounces around on one of their chests*
I have a crate full of Republicans in the back for you to target practice with Nations.....have fun
Planners
18-03-2005, 03:59
well....thats gonna leave a stain.
maybe we better stick with 2 cc's of testosterone next time. sigh...
Good idea!
Jumps on MAC's Head and starts drawing blood from various orifices.
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 04:00
*Swats Planners with beating club*
Nation of Fortune
18-03-2005, 04:00
I have a crate full of Republicans in the back for you to target practice with Nations.....have fun
sounds fun, now about those republicans. Oh yeah, and call me NoF, or DWAR
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 04:01
And you can call me Mac, God, or 'Oh Baby'. I'm not proud.
Peechland
18-03-2005, 04:02
I think NoF, the gun for hire;Planners, the wicked klepto; Mac the transgendered rugby player; and myself should head out to the fields and bring back some fresh peasants. The ones we have now are so squeamish. Wusses.
Nation of Fortune
18-03-2005, 04:04
I think NoF, the gun for hire;Planners, the wicked klepto; Mac the transgendered rugby player; and myself should head out to the fields and bring back some fresh peasants. The ones we have now are so squeamish. Wusses.
sounds good. Hold on a sec *comes back with a flame thrower attached to his back* This should convince them they want to come with us
Planners
18-03-2005, 04:05
*Swats Planners with beating club*
Stupid bear eat my cheese of d00m!
Throws some Gouda!
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 04:06
*Grunts, before running up to Peechy, crouching next to her, and snarling at NoF*
Peechland
18-03-2005, 04:07
*Grunts, before running up to Peechy, crouching next to her, and snarling at NoF*
*puts studded collar and leash on Mac*
Lets go boys...
Planners
18-03-2005, 04:08
*puts studded collar and leash on Mac*
Lets go boys...
*saddles MAC* Giddie up POOH!
Nation of Fortune
18-03-2005, 04:09
*Grunts, before running up to Peechy, crouching next to her, and snarling at NoF*
*shoots a little burst of flame at Mac*
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 04:09
*Roars, and starts jumping up and down on Planners head*
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 04:10
*shoots a little burst of flame at Mac*
*Leaps at NoF, hands flailing*
Peechland
18-03-2005, 04:10
with these testosterone treatments, I could give my black stallion a rest and just ride Mac instead. (believe it or not, no sexual inuendo there)
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 04:11
*Sniggers inanely*
Planners
18-03-2005, 04:11
Whips out is his Flagpole. Good Bear, plays with flagpole.
Nation of Fortune
18-03-2005, 04:12
*Leaps at NoF, hands flailing*
*Cackles an evil laugh, before shooting a little more flame, singeing some of Mac's hair*
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 04:12
*Hacks at flag-pole with broadsword*
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 04:12
*Cackles an evil laugh, before shooting a little more flame, singeing some of Mac's hair*
*Whimpers before hiding behind Peech*
Planners
18-03-2005, 04:13
*Hacks at flag-pole with broadsword*
Pulls out his metallic pointy flagpole. On guard!
Peechland
18-03-2005, 04:14
*whips out freshly sharpened saber*
save it for the peasants boys.....theres a group of them now....on their way to church!
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 04:14
"Peasants?"
*ROAR*
Planners
18-03-2005, 04:16
Yay peasants \0/
Does his happy dance.
Peechland
18-03-2005, 04:17
*throws boomerang scalpels at 4 peasant men*
*catches 2 of them in her teeth and one in each hand*
Planners
18-03-2005, 04:19
Pulls out body wax eat this peasant scum. Throws body wax at peasants.
Peasant1: It burns.
Peasant2: I am mellting.
Peasant3: Mmmmmm honey!
The Plutonian Empire
18-03-2005, 04:19
*Shrieking noise*
<SPLASH!>
*Tsunami washes TPE onto shore*
I'm back!
Where are the sex slaves?! :D
Peechland
18-03-2005, 04:21
*Shrieking noise*
<SPLASH!>
*Tsunami washes TPE onto shore*
I'm back!
Where are the sex slaves?! :D
we're hunting them right now TPE......quick make a cyclone that will scoop them up so we can head back to the castle
Nation of Fortune
18-03-2005, 04:21
*shoots a large burst of flame ot several of them, burning one to a black crisp, and catching the others on fire. Cackle as they run around on fire
Gataway_Driver
18-03-2005, 04:21
Gataway_Driver - Spiritual advisor in depravity and part time dictionary
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 04:22
*Corners buxom peasant girl in convinient barn*
*Enters, and re-emerges after much snarling and screaming, hair ruffled, and kilt on backwards*
Peechland
18-03-2005, 04:22
*takes scrotums of dead peasants that Mac chewed up and spit out*
hey, theres a peasant girl that looks like Anna Nicole SMith........lets leave her here *pukes*
Planners
18-03-2005, 04:23
Curses, my preciouses are all dying. Starts having wild monkey sex with the melties.
Gaeltach
18-03-2005, 04:23
*emerges from dungeon with spurs that jingle jangle*
Hmm..
Nation of Fortune
18-03-2005, 04:24
pulls out a pistol, and shoots another peasant in the legs.
*walks up to the peasant and pulls out a large knife*
Peechland
18-03-2005, 04:24
*Corners buxom peasant girl in convinient barn*
*Enters, and re-emerges after much snarling and screaming, hair ruffled, and kilt on backwards*
*peeks in barn just to make sure that wasnt a peasant boy*
The Plutonian Empire
18-03-2005, 04:25
we're hunting them right now TPE......quick make a cyclone that will scoop them up so we can head back to the castle
*clouds gather*
*Tornadoes drop to the ground*
*Picks up millions of sex slaves, and drops them off at the castle*
Better? :D
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 04:25
*Checks around, then follows Peechland into the barn, smirking dodgily*
Peechland
18-03-2005, 04:26
ok men, youve had your fun at bloodsport.....now start loading peasant girls in this unmarked panel van that says Peeches carpet cleaning on the side, and lets take them back to the castle so that they may please you all later
Nation of Fortune
18-03-2005, 04:27
ok men, youve had your fun at bloodsport.....now start loading peasant girls in this unmarked panel van that says Peeches carpet cleaning on the side, and lets take them back to the castle so that they may please you all later
Can I finish torturing this one first?
Planners
18-03-2005, 04:28
Pulls out a vacuum and starts vacuuming up the melties, before jumping into the truck.
Peechland
18-03-2005, 04:28
*Checks around, then follows Peechland into the barn, smirking dodgily*
*sharpens Macs saber with her "sandstone" <cough> whilst in the barn*
*comes out with her assless chaps on backwards*
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 04:29
*Staggers out of barn, walking like John Wayne*
"What?"
Peechland
18-03-2005, 04:30
Can I finish torturing this one first?
of course.....I'll tell our queen how dedicated you are....carry on
The Plutonian Empire
18-03-2005, 04:30
*Goes to the castle, where his twisters carried all the sex slaves to*
Gaeltach
18-03-2005, 04:31
*Rides up beside Peech on a Dread Horse*
Need a lift?
Peechland
18-03-2005, 04:31
"REGULATORSSSS...MOUNT UP!!!"
erm......wrong role playing script....
"ASSASSINS........LETS ROLL!"
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 04:32
*Looks up at Peech and Gael on horse back*
*starts worshipping*
Peechland
18-03-2005, 04:33
*Rides up beside Peech on a Dread Horse*
Need a lift?
*hops on Gaels horse and they ride bareback to the castle*
topless no less....
Nation of Fortune
18-03-2005, 04:33
"REGULATORSSSS...MOUNT UP!!!"
erm......wrong role playing script....
"ASSASSINS........LETS ROLL!"
"Okay....." stands up, steps back, and shoots a large burst of flame at the dying body.
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 04:34
*hops on Gaels horse and they ride bareback to the castle*
topless no less....
*Struggles to re-call how to walk*
Planners
18-03-2005, 04:34
*starts cat calling and jumping wildy on top of the cleaning van*
Gaeltach
18-03-2005, 04:34
*hops on Gaels horse and they ride bareback to the castle*
topless no less....
Between your chaps and my spurs, I'd say we're sufficiently clothed. *grin*
The Plutonian Empire
18-03-2005, 04:34
Umm... what do we do when this thread reaches 1300 posts?
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 04:36
*Howls, before sprinting after horse, tongue hanging out*
Peechland
18-03-2005, 04:40
*makes appointment with Gael for tomorrow so she can get some new pointy things*
I'm tired from all this killing.....I'm off to bed. Who wants to join me in my king sized waterbed thats actually not filled with water, but the blood of 1000 virgins?
Planners
18-03-2005, 04:41
*cartoon HOWOOOOOGAAA with the eyes popping out and the tongue unrolling*
takes control of the van and floors it.
McLeod03
18-03-2005, 04:41
*Walks in stiffly, in some pain*
I'll pass thanks all the same