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No_State_At_All
11-02-2006, 21:44
Having read the back of the book, methinks [violet] maybe has something to do with a certain jen. and that IRC seems to have the others down smack.
Irish Nations of Meame
12-02-2006, 00:02
...it's a conspiracy. Now that you know...run for your life! They're going to be after you! :mp5:

*runs out the door*

I am not part of an admin conspiracy. Well now I better tell you what I know.

:sniper: <--- Random Mod
Whispers: Not yet...
Irish Nations of Meame
12-02-2006, 00:16
IRC wins again! Look at THIS!
irc.esper.net #nationstates

joins: Scolopendra
<Nathicana> Hullo, Max! Er ... I mean Scolo ...
<Scolopendra> Goddammit, Nathi.
<Nathicana> I sowwy ...
<Scolopendra> You may as well tell 'em [violet] is Oz.
<Nathicana> I think I slipped and let that one out the other night, yes ...
<Scolopendra> That's it. Game's over.
* Nathicana kicks a pebble and looks all sheepish.
<Nathicana> Should I tell them that Sal is actually Goober or should we keep that one under wraps?
<Scolopendra> Buy and read my books! While drinking!
* Nathicana feels really, really bad for breaking OPSEC and all.
Tatarica
12-02-2006, 01:41
I don't know what to say about that... all lies!

Mmm I was thinking...
Originally Posted by Aquilla
Violet cannot be the below, they are all online right now, and violet is too.

Abu-Dhabi Khristatata, Academear, Allemonde, Allstonland, Aquilla, Armeggedon, Ascetic Erudites, Ashua Valley, Aviopia, BabaMataLonia, Bacchical, Beer-Swilling Rednecks, Bigmenistan, Britmattia, Chesterjay, Citagazze, Colerica, Commerce Heights, Corvida, Cottonisking, Credonia, Cthulhu_fhtagn, Dominancy, Doujin, Dundaine, Eredron, Foe Hammer, Foofetahria, Foxxinnia, Fuggolia, Giant Zucchini, Glam Rockers, Grimdale, Hapkido and Grappling, Har Land, Hatchibombitar, Hawkin, HE HATE ME, Hot KimChi, Hudecia, Hutu, Isla Saudade, Itzhakistan, Khenala, King Binks, Langham, Larkinia, Letila, Listonethes, Lurtz, MabenLand, Mad Fools, Meribel, Mirkai, Monkeypimp, Myrth, Naleth, Negatronia, Neo Nuria, New Boniventure, New Martial Sparta, Northern Dalmatia, Not Japan, Nova Cape Breton, Obscure Nation, Omz222, Onn, Parratoga, Paxania, PCCoke, Phalanix, Raem, Raysia, Reagani, RichfieldMN, Samtonia, Scolopendra, Seibel Ambrosiana, Shildonia, Shinoxia, Sizzle, Skullzz, Soriyac, Soviet Transylvania, Spherical objects, Spiritual Anarchy, Stfrn, Sydia, Tactical Grace, Terrastralis, The Evil Overlord, The Gunslingers, The Last Anarchy Order, The Lowcountry, The Saddamized States, The Smoking Man, The Vecne Mesto, The wandering cooks, The Zoogie People, TROUSRS, TYG, UberRepublicans, United Arms, Urkish People, Walten, Weitzel, Western Might, Westminster, World Aryan Domination, Wunderkinder, Zvarinograd
from this quote I realise that [violet] is indeed one of the above! The conspiracy probably put a fake name in that list just to misguide us all..

Then again is the quote with [purple]... is purple == violet? if so, maybe [purple] == [violet]

Ah, and not last, we have this quote:
I am not part of an admin conspiracy.
So you may be a part of a mod's conspiracy? :P

Darn, it's hard
Irish Nations of Meame
12-02-2006, 10:50
So you may be a part of a mod's conspiracy? :P


STOP! If I was a mod, this thread would have all YOUR posts deleted.
Tatarica
12-02-2006, 13:08
Who ever said that you are a mod? We are just saying that you are part of their conspiracy :P
Kwaswhakistan
12-02-2006, 21:17
STOP! If I was a mod, this thread would have all YOUR posts deleted.

ah, he must be part of thee mod or admin conspiracy if he is threatening to delete posts... I tell you.. he is [violet]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Irish Nations of Meame
12-02-2006, 21:32
ah, he must be part of thee mod or admin conspiracy if he is threatening to delete posts... I tell you.. he is [violet]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By telling people I am a mod, you are trying to take attiontion from yourself!

HE IS MAX, [violet], GEOFF WONG, GREGORY RUBIN or A MOD! HE IS CONSPIRING AGAINST ME!
DrunkenDove
13-02-2006, 12:16
We now have enough proof that Max is an Invader :o

Wasn't the confession enough?


<Cogitation> <Goobergunchia> Do you follow the invader/defender game at all?
<Scolopendra> And we are his Oprichniki. Don't you read the topics?
* Mei_Eff_Kay is his Neko, surely?
<Karma> Uhoh, 2 for goober, giving him an early lead!
<MaxBarry> At all? Yes. In detail, no.
<MaxBarry> I have a basic understanding of the various organizations
<MaxBarry> And I had a crack at taking over a region myself a few months ago, to see how it was done
<MaxBarry> But sadly I was thoroughly thrashed
<MaxBarry> and defeated
<Goobergunchia> Who by? :>
<MaxBarry> I think I aroused the ire of a network that will remain nameless :)
Tatarica
14-02-2006, 15:01
INQUISITION UPDATE:
Inquisition Defendant Released

Through the guidance of Our Lord The Almighty, I decree that this man has not been possesd by the devil mods, admins, or that he is not [violet], Max, Geoff Wong, Gregory Rubin or a Mod and may go free.

Inquisitor: Tatarica
The Accused: Irish Nations of Meame



**However, the Inquisitor may be wrong :p
Czardas
14-02-2006, 15:18
As Ruler of the Multiverse, I respectfully concur with the Inquisitor. You see, Max Barry happens to be none other than—

Moderator Log, 2/14/05, 14:15:00: czardas_forum_banned_32767_days
Irish Nations of Meame
14-02-2006, 16:06
Defendant Walks Free

Damn Max Barry for ever testing me! TIMB. Pick on Lapse. We give all hope towards Max, [violet], Geoff Wong, Gregory Rubin and [mantle] being revealed. I am not in the conspiracy. I am Eranmane, and have made many reports on the search for [violet] and Max. Now that Subject one: Tatarica, has appeared, more will come.

Meame has spoken.

The time has come. Moderator log: Meame, Irish Nations of Meame, Eranmane: Fourm Banned 25 miniutes. Hopefully he'll shut up then.
Tatarica
14-02-2006, 22:06
I feel threathened, evil mods have appeared in this thread and apparently censor stuff! Evil conspiracy! None shall walk free! The truth will be heard! Forth Eorlingas!
Kanaia
14-02-2006, 22:28
alright im officialy confused about what is going on
Irish Nations of Meame
14-02-2006, 22:44
alright im officialy confused about what is going on

It's the [violet] = Max spam thread wrongly placed in technical. It is where people post about anything, ANYTHING!
Kwaswhakistan
15-02-2006, 06:34
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!


2+5=max! It is all clear to me now!!!


not to find out 2+x=Max (solving for x)

Damn capital letters!
Lapse
15-02-2006, 06:58
Maybe we are looking at this the wrong way...

http://www.maxbarry.com/images/max/small152.jpg
That is what max claims he looks like...

Now

1. 'Max's picture portrays that he has a lack of hair... he has shaven his head.... thus, I conclude that he must be infact really really hairy
2. 'Max' Writes books, thus implying he knows english... However has anyone ever heard the so called max speak... No. We just read what he writes... therefore he must be unable to speak any english at all.
Max was born March 18, 1973, and lives in Melbourne, Australia, where he writes full-time, the advantage being that he can do it while wearing only boxer shorts.
3. Max claims that he lives in Melbourne... this is to lead us off the scent... He cannot live in Melbourne, or in fact Australia
4. He claims he was born in 1973... This must once again be wrong... put there to lead us wrong..., thus he must have been born a long time ago...
5. Look and Barry's last name, take the first 2 letters.. this must be somewhere in his real name, as per his leading us off the scent conspiracy...

From this evidence... I can conclude... max barry is none other than:
http://www.jimbo.info/weblog/archives/chewbacca.jpg
Bla-blackia
15-02-2006, 07:09
:sniper: Ive read this guys books they suck so much that they need to be burned and the ashes burned!
Kwaswhakistan
15-02-2006, 07:59
And then the still burning ashes can be thrown at you! Bad form!
Erastide
15-02-2006, 15:53
2. 'Max' Writes books, thus implying he knows english... However has anyone ever heard the so called max speak... No. We just read what he writes... therefore he must be unable to speak any english at all.

Not to rain on your parade or anything, but a few people have heard max speak at book signings/readings. Unless you mean to say he has a stunt double? ;)
Tatarica
15-02-2006, 21:25
Interesting arguments Lapse has, but it won't solve our deepest question.

One thing caught my eye though..

If we take this picture http://www.maxbarry.com/images/max/small152.jpg
and take a closer look here:
http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/2258/here0tr.gif
we will notice the answer to our question and a full list of all of Max puppet nations!

Now let me get my glasses on...
Irish Nations of Meame
15-02-2006, 23:07
Interesting arguments Lapse has, but it won't solve our deepest question.

One thing caught my eye though..

If we take this picture http://www.maxbarry.com/images/max/small152.jpg
and take a closer look here:
http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/2258/here0tr.gif


VIMB?
Tatarica
15-02-2006, 23:30
What?
Czardas
15-02-2006, 23:34
Not to rain on your parade or anything, but a few people have heard max speak at book signings/readings. Unless you mean to say he has a stunt double? ;)
Of course! OMG IT'S A MODERATOR PLOT!!!!111 *runs around screaming*

*passes out tinfoil hats*
Irish Nations of Meame
15-02-2006, 23:34
What?
[violet] is Max Barry.

The links to the pictures gave it away. IE: A maxbarry.com picture.
Czardas
15-02-2006, 23:37
[violet] is Max Barry.

The links to the pictures gave it away. IE: A maxbarry.com picture.
How is that relevant?
Irish Nations of Meame
16-02-2006, 11:21
How is that relevant?

Because, if you look at the [violet] NSwiki article, you get THAT Max picture.
Tatarica
16-02-2006, 14:37
Wasn't the confession enough? [hr]
Originally Posted by maxchat4 log
<Cogitation> <Goobergunchia> Do you follow the invader/defender game at all?
<Scolopendra> And we are his Oprichniki. Don't you read the topics?
* Mei_Eff_Kay is his Neko, surely?
<Karma> Uhoh, 2 for goober, giving him an early lead!
<MaxBarry> At all? Yes. In detail, no.
<MaxBarry> I have a basic understanding of the various organizations
<MaxBarry> And I had a crack at taking over a region myself a few months ago, to see how it was done
<MaxBarry> But sadly I was thoroughly thrashed
<MaxBarry> and defeated
<Goobergunchia> Who by? :>
<MaxBarry> I think I aroused the ire of a network that will remain nameless

So, we have this confession taken from Max. If we analyze it a bit, what do we find out?

How can Max take over a region? You mean.. all by himself? That would be virtually impossible. So, how did Max actually tried to take over?
There are various ways to do so and here I will share some of the potential things:
- Max used admin powahs to create duplicate nations to endorse him in his try
- Max had a talk with mods at first to help him out, that would mean that mods are not biased towards defenders, as most invaders say
- Max got the help from other nations/players. That would mean two things:
1. Max contacted an invader organisation for the help, disclosing his name and provenience
2. Max was already part in an invader organisation. As they don't usually give lead to the new guy (Max here), he would have to climb up the ranks, that means that the raid that Max is talking about is one of his latest raids. Point 2 is valid only if Max actually tried to be the lead in the invasion.


What do you think? Max biased? :p
Frisbeeteria
17-02-2006, 01:51
Because, if you look at the [violet] NSwiki article, you get THAT Max picture.
And if you look at the edit history of that article, you'll see that *I* wrote it (well, adapted it from an old post by The Smoking Man) long before I became an NS mod, and that it clearly identifies the photo as "The picture on the right is claimed to be a picture of Max Barry".

Your point?
Lapse
17-02-2006, 11:23
Not to rain on your parade or anything, but a few people have heard max speak at book signings/readings. Unless you mean to say he has a stunt double? ;)
no, it is just a cover... i already proved that max has a noticeable lack of lack of hair, this it could not have been max
Lapse
17-02-2006, 11:26
So, we have this confession taken from Max. If we analyze it a bit, what do we find out?

How can Max take over a region? You mean.. all by himself? That would be virtually impossible. So, how did Max actually tried to take over?
There are various ways to do so and here I will share some of the potential things:
- Max used admin powahs to create duplicate nations to endorse him in his try
- Max had a talk with mods at first to help him out, that would mean that mods are not biased towards defenders, as most invaders say
- Max got the help from other nations/players. That would mean two things:
1. Max contacted an invader organisation for the help, disclosing his name and provenience
2. Max was already part in an invader organisation. As they don't usually give lead to the new guy (Max here), he would have to climb up the ranks, that means that the raid that Max is talking about is one of his latest raids. Point 2 is valid only if Max actually tried to be the lead in the invasion.


What do you think? Max biased? :p
I have it... Next max chat we need to get a hold of Max's IP, then we go to every invader group and ask them to run a scan of that IP over their members- or former members on their forums...

We then have our Maximus... or atleast our former-maximus
HC Eredivisie
17-02-2006, 13:14
Don't we already have his IP somewhere?:confused:
Tatarica
17-02-2006, 14:40
Yep, we already have his IP.. somewhere
Czardas
17-02-2006, 19:19
I have it... Next max chat we need to get a hold of Max's IP, then we go to every invader group and ask them to run a scan of that IP over their members- or former members on their forums...

We then have our Maximus... or atleast our former-maximus
But how do we know they aren't lying to protect him? ;)
Irish Nations of Meame
17-02-2006, 23:50
Guess I never read it fully!
Tatarica
18-02-2006, 10:53
I wonder if the mods are even reading this topic.

Unless we will stir havoc and start a mass rebellion I don't think Max will ever answer this to us...
Let's give the guy a deadline until we scream OMFG Max biased1!@!11 :p
Reploid Productions
18-02-2006, 11:27
Oh no! Like we don't get cries of "zOMG BIAS!!" regularly already =p You guys think that'd honestly work to lure Max out of hiding? ;)
Kwaswhakistan
18-02-2006, 15:48
zomg it's max! Just as was predicted!
Flibbleites
18-02-2006, 18:20
Oh no! Like we don't get cries of "zOMG BIAS!!" regularly already =p You guys think that'd honestly work to lure Max out of hiding? ;)
No you guys just use this thread to choose your next vitcims for the next Bastard mod post.
Silver Equity
18-02-2006, 21:28
I don't think we'll ever find out, so it's not really worth bothering the admins/mods about. :p

Well....we won't find out without being told, is what I meant. :D
Kwaswhakistan
18-02-2006, 22:47
I don't think we'll ever find out, so it's not really worth bothering the admins/mods about. :p

Well....we won't find out without being told, is what I meant. :D

Your soul is a cavern of lies! We will not listen to this blasphemy!!!
Reploid Productions
18-02-2006, 23:28
No you guys just use this thread to choose your next vitcims for the next Bastard mod post.

What makes you say that? >_>
Crap, they're onto us!
Frisbacteria
18-02-2006, 23:34
No you guys just use this thread to choose your next vitcims for the next Bastard mod post.
Anyone who would say such a thing would be accusing us of being ... eeeeeevil. And that is exactly the sort of pedantic nonsense up with which we shall not put.
HotRodia
18-02-2006, 23:56
Anyone who would say such a thing would be accusing us of being ... eeeeeevil. And that is exactly the sort of pedantic nonsense up with which we shall not put.

I too, refuse to, put up with, pedantic nonsense.

I bet Max is actually the nation Pedantia. ;)
Irish Nations of Meame
19-02-2006, 16:07
You should get rid of the '@@RANDOMNAME@@' in option 1 to stop you getting boys called Violet Wong.


I found this in the 'Got Issues?' forum. Violet Wong, Violet = Wong, [violet] is Geoff Wong...
HC Eredivisie
19-02-2006, 20:08
I got Violet Barry once:D
Tatarica
19-02-2006, 21:54
Ok.. is Max having a double personality or something?

if my math hasn't failed me, if Violet is Barry and Violet is Wong then... omigod, I don't want to think at this anymore! :eek:
Irish Nations of Meame
19-02-2006, 22:36
I got Violet Barry once:D

But that was in an issue. This was in the forum, and what comes in the forum should be taken more seriously...
HC Eredivisie
20-02-2006, 10:58
But that was in an issue. This was in the forum, and what comes in the forum should be taken more seriously...That's the forum about issues:p

We should take the forum seriously?:eek:
Irish Nations of Meame
20-02-2006, 19:21
That's the forum about issues:p

We should take the forum seriously?:eek:

More than issues, because they are random.
Tatarica
20-02-2006, 21:30
So forums are not random? :eek:
Irish Nations of Meame
20-02-2006, 21:36
So forums are not random? :eek:

Actually, the forums HAVE been crazy recently :confused: . Whenever anyone posts :eek: , I get a picture of an arrow. :mad: is :cool: . So somethings in forums are random, to an extent...
Tatarica
21-02-2006, 15:24
But alas, what happened with Max?
Czardas
21-02-2006, 19:18
He was accidentally deleted for impersonating an administrator, with a nation under the name of Maxtopia. Frustrated, he left the game and never came back again.

After he abandoned the game, a minor crisis began. This was the time during which the moderators were working to create a sentient AI program that could replace Max. In the meantime, the various moderators took turns at administrating. The program was finally completed in 2004, but because it wouldn't fit on the phpBB forums, the moderators had to transfer the game to Jolt. After that, they installed the AI and the game and forums have been running smoothly ever since. *nods*

;)
The Macabees
21-02-2006, 19:43
But alas, what happened with Max?

Unfortunately, Max holds his career higher than he holds this game, and I rather have it this way, so he can continue popping out awsome books.
Tatarica
21-02-2006, 20:38
Czardas, I like your approach. So Max is actually a robot? Whoa :eek: :eek: :eek:

The Macabees, I could live with just a 'hi there suckers, you will never guess who I am' :p
That's what is happening with NS2, but that's another thing :dissapears in the shadows:
Emperor Matthuis
18-03-2006, 23:09
Because I can't be bothered to read 72 pages of 'discussion' it might have already been mentioned but I will just post it here anyway.

In this thread for a long time ago
-->http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=279723&page=27.

Cog makes a comment about where [violet] lives when talking about [violet]'s reaction to the Francos Spain glitch.

Many of the mods live in The United States. [violet] and Max Barry live in Australia. [violet] didn't notice this situation until very late and had considerably less time to make a decision than the rest of the Mod Squad.

Considering that it is a serious thread with a lot of high tempers and some people flaming and getting really passionate about the whole thing. I doubt that Cog would bother saying that unless it was true.

What d'ya think?
Medellina
19-03-2006, 05:16
Someone named Violet Barry lives Eyota, Minnesota. Seriously.
[violet]
04-04-2006, 01:21
My favorite poet is Elizabeth Barrett Browning.
Darsomir
04-04-2006, 11:59
']My favorite poet is Elizabeth Barrett Browning.
::strikes several names off the list::

Hmm. The plot thickens...

What? You lot haven't been keeping lists?
Tatarica
04-04-2006, 21:21
Oooh, intrigues!

Now.. who's else favorite poet is Elizabeth Barrett Browning?
I'm sure I've heard that somewhere ago just can't place it yet...
Tatarica
05-04-2006, 21:35
I was reading something that got me slightly confused.

In an e-mail, Barry explains his rationale behind some of the quirkier aspects of the game: “The novel and the game both came out of my interest in weird political systems – the idea that you can change a few laws or morals and suddenly you have a very different society. In Jennifer Government it’s ultra-libertarianism. In NationStates it’s whatever the hell you want.” He ain’t kidding. Barry’s game encourages idiosyncratic behaviour from the get-go; its league of nations currently includes the Dominion of Complete Bastards (“We Don’t Want the World, We Just Want Your Half”), the Hateful Hating Haters of Hatred (“We Hate You! Go Away!”) and the Ancient Empire of Plumbers Union (“We will definitely be there by nine on Monday”). Depending upon your leadership, your country may be given a designation of, among others, Corporate Police State, Civil Rights Lovefest, Psychotic Dictatorship or Inoffensive Centrist Democracy.

What does "it's league of nations currently includes" mean?
Dobbel
06-04-2006, 07:33
Im not sure if this has been addressed before so...

If you look at the news article on the ns website 13 november 2004- titled 'Nationstates is 2' then you'll see a screen shot. If you enlarge the screen shot it has a list of about 8 nations that were in the world before ns actually opened.

1 of them was a nations called 'South-southwest'. I checked and this nation still exists but its population is only just over 2billion. Surely if its as old as the screenshot it should be in the 7 billions?

Just thought it might lead to a new openeing.:cool:
Emperor Matthuis
06-04-2006, 12:56
I would guess that it was revived recently.
Czardas
06-04-2006, 13:18
I was reading something that got me slightly confused.



What does "it's league of nations currently includes" mean?
It means that, well, those were (and are now) among the nations that had been created at that time.

Also, try re-arranging the letters of [violet]'s last post in this thread and you will see the truth. /nods/ (aka how to keep an idiot busy for 24 hours)
Dobbel
06-04-2006, 22:07
I would guess that it was revived recently.

Who revived it though? It was on ns before the game opened:confused:
Emperor Matthuis
07-04-2006, 11:56
If you file a request on the 'Getting Help' page and put it under 'Restore a Deleted Nation' and include the name. Then the Mods will revive the nation for you.
Evil and all bad doing
08-04-2006, 18:53
can you revive it with UN membership, keep it in ille de france and have it being active 2 hours ago?
Emperor Matthuis
08-04-2006, 19:04
Yep.
Evil and all bad doing
08-04-2006, 21:10
If you file a request on the 'Getting Help' page and put it under 'Restore a Deleted Nation' and include the name. Then the Mods will revive the nation for you.

Exactly...if a nation is revived it goes to lazarus unless it is logged into and moved out of laz. Thus meaning someone who was around before the game opened must have logged into it and still be active. Who was on the game before the game was made? Max...
The Phoenix Militia
08-04-2006, 23:43
Im not sure if this has been addressed before so...

If you look at the news article on the ns website 13 november 2004- titled 'Nationstates is 2' then you'll see a screen shot. If you enlarge the screen shot it has a list of about 8 nations that were in the world before ns actually opened.

1 of them was a nations called 'South-southwest'. I checked and this nation still exists but its population is only just over 2billion. Surely if its as old as the screenshot it should be in the 7 billions?

Just thought it might lead to a new openeing.:cool:
this is meaningless, i registered the nation Despoto after seeing that screenshot
Emperor Matthuis
09-04-2006, 15:31
Exactly...if a nation is revived it goes to lazarus unless it is logged into and moved out of laz. Thus meaning someone who was around before the game opened must have logged into it and still be active. Who was on the game before the game was made? Max...

Going on from what The Phoenix Militia said, I'm guessing that Max deleted the nations so they could be recreated and someone just did what he did and recreated the nation.
Kwaswhakistan
09-04-2006, 20:19
Or maybe they were just in the testing versions of NS, and they deleted all the extra nation data that they had tested with before it went live.
Emperor Matthuis
09-04-2006, 23:02
That's what I meant.

:)
Sirocco
09-04-2006, 23:29
You can see who the real power behind the throne is here: http://siroccothemod.blogspot.com/2006/04/they-should-have-asked-sirocco.html

:cool:
-evil
10-04-2006, 08:18
thats an impressive plug:p
Irish Nations of Meame
12-04-2006, 12:05
From Page:
www.nationstates.net\HISTORY


NationStates
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Created by Max Barry. Code contributed by Gregory Rubin,
Geoff Wong, and Mark Tiefenbruck.
____________________________
Gregory Rubin = Salusa
Geoff Wong= Dredd
Mark Tiefenbruck = Violet ?
Tatarica
12-04-2006, 12:42
I saw that too.

After much debate I reached the conclusion that Mark Tiefenbruck is indeed Pythagosaurus not [violet].


And damn whoever put that HISTORY page up, not adding (recognising :p ) [violet].
If [violet] is not recognised, it means that [violet] does not exist, unless proven to exist as a real entity unique in our game, NationStates.
Therefore, [violet] is Max.

:D
Czardas
12-04-2006, 18:02
So we have

Pythagosaurus = Mark whatever-it-was
Sal = Gregory Rubin
[dredd] = Geoff Wong
[violet] = Maxx(x) Barry

So where do [mantle], Hack, TJHairball, and The Former Smoking Man come into it all?
Emperor Matthuis
12-04-2006, 18:11
I've always wondered how TJ Hairball is a Senior Forum Mod when he never actually says anything? Anyone know?
HC Eredivisie
12-04-2006, 18:55
I've always wondered how TJ Hairball is a Senior Forum Mod when he never actually says anything? Anyone know?
I believe he has a special forum account.


:eek:
The Most Glorious Hack
13-04-2006, 04:24
Moderator activity ebbs and flows, just like everything else. TJ's just on a downswing right now. He was promoted to SFM... um... wow. 2 years ago?

Edit: Perhaps this will help show where TJ fits into all of this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/Tindalos/Command_Tree.jpg
Lapse
13-04-2006, 04:44
I though TJhairball was the forum moddy accout of Tahar Joblis...

i remember he kind of appeared from somewhere at a point soon after we moved to jolt of just before but before then I had never heard of him... I saw him around a couple of times, but never that much....

although I think I bought him at the big mod auction...
Tatarica
13-04-2006, 21:11
According to that pic, Dredd gets lost in time. I wonder if that's 100% true
Irish Nations of Meame
13-04-2006, 21:59
It says: [reploidproductions] = Forum Mods = Senior Forum Mods = [violet]
Senior Forum Mods = Max = Senior Forum Mods = Senior Game Mods = Tech Modling
Game Mods = [violet] (=Senior Forum Mods = Max) = Everyone Else
[Dredd] = Game Mods.
Tatarica
15-04-2006, 21:39
We now 100% know that [violet] is Australian. :p

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10763805&postcount=5
Frisbeeteria
15-04-2006, 21:43
We now 100% know that [violet] is Australian. :p

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10763805&postcount=5
We must also infer from this statement that we now know that all mods speak the truth 100% of the time, and never disseminate false information for the purpose of confusing the userbase.


... 'Cause that would be evil, wouldn't it?
Ceorana
15-04-2006, 21:49
We must also infer from this statement that we now know that all mods speak the truth 100% of the time, and never disseminate false information for the purpose of confusing the userbase...
And that [violet] is female.
SalusaSecondus
15-04-2006, 22:47
We must also infer from this statement that we now know that all mods speak the truth 100% of the time, and never disseminate false information for the purpose of confusing the userbase.


... 'Cause that would be evil, wouldn't it?

Except for this statement, which is a lie.
Tatarica
15-04-2006, 23:46
What statement is a lie? Yours or the one that is quoted? :p
Tatarica
15-04-2006, 23:49
And that [violet] is female.
Excellent observation Cerona :)

We must also infer from this statement that we now know that all mods speak the truth 100% of the time, and never disseminate false information for the purpose of confusing the userbase.


... 'Cause that would be evil, wouldn't it?

Your affirmations won't make us wonder if what was posted there was or was not true, because you, as we all know that it's the truth!

Evil or not evil, if we follow Max = [violet] , Max Barry lives in Australia and is a she now? Ouch :eek:
Flibbleites
16-04-2006, 00:22
What statement is a lie? Yours or the one that is quoted? :p
Probably both.
Emperor Matthuis
16-04-2006, 13:16
I though TJhairball was the forum moddy accout of Tahar Joblis...

i remember he kind of appeared from somewhere at a point soon after we moved to jolt of just before but before then I had never heard of him... I saw him around a couple of times, but never that much....

although I think I bought him at the big mod auction...

I'm fairly sure he was there before we moved to Jolt.
HC Eredivisie
16-04-2006, 13:40
I'm fairly sure he was there before we moved to Jolt.
He came with the coding for version 1.3.
The Most Glorious Hack
16-04-2006, 20:34
i remember he kind of appeared from somewhere at a point soon after we moved to jolt of just before but before then I had never heard of him...TJ Hairball was in the first group of moderators.
Lapse
17-04-2006, 04:56
TJ Hairball was in the first group of moderators.
well... that answers that question pretty straight forwardlyish
Glitterdrive
17-04-2006, 05:28
Speaking of the first group of moderators... (Or am I?)

Good old Stephistan, eh?
The Most Glorious Hack
17-04-2006, 06:53
Speaking of the first group of moderators... (Or am I?)

Good old Stephistan, eh?Not the first group.
Glitterdrive
17-04-2006, 06:56
Not the first group.

Thus the "Or am I?" :)

(Hint: This might not exactly be my first nation.)
Emperor Matthuis
17-04-2006, 20:27
We now 100% know that [violet] is Australian. :p

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10763805&postcount=5

*cough*

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=5434901&postcount=525
Tatarica
19-04-2006, 00:24
It still leaves the point that [violet] is a she which kinda adds an odd twist to the Max = [violet] equation.
Darsomir
19-04-2006, 02:20
What happened to the idea that [violet] is Jennifer, Max Barry's wife? Then, following on from the book, Hack is [violet]/Jennifer's lover, and thus Max Barry's nemesis.
Frisbeeteria
19-04-2006, 03:08
Hack is [violet]/Jennifer's lover, and thus Max Barry's nemesis.
I think I can state with some certainty that Max would not hire his wife's secret trans-oceanic lover as one of his game's Moderators. Don't push the analogy too far. Just a suggestion.
The Most Glorious Hack
19-04-2006, 04:26
I think I can state with some certainty that Max would not hire his wife's secret trans-oceanic lover as one of his game's Moderators.Of course he wouldn't. >_>

<_<

>_>

As you were.
Qinqe
19-04-2006, 04:40
']My favorite poet is Elizabeth Barrett Browning.

My favorite poet is Bob Denver using the nom de plume of Maynard G. Krebs.
Flibbleites
19-04-2006, 05:52
I think I can state with some certainty that Max would not hire his wife's secret trans-oceanic lover as one of his game's Moderators. Don't push the analogy too far. Just a suggestion.
But what if Max doesn't know about it?
HC Eredivisie
19-04-2006, 09:26
I think I can state with some certainty that Max would not hire his wife's secret trans-oceanic lover as one of his game's Moderators. Don't push the analogy too far. Just a suggestion.
Indeed, it would be a forum mod:p
Tatarica
20-04-2006, 17:58
We know that when a mod tells us something it's not true at all. So, what Frisbeeteria is telling us might be a lie.

Flibbleites knows better. But ofcourse if Hack == Max then this might be a problem :eek:
SalusaSecondus
20-04-2006, 21:43
We know that when a mod tells us something it's not true at all.
Very true.
Flibbleites
20-04-2006, 21:54
We know that when a mod tells us something it's not true at all.Very true.
GAHHH! Now I'm confused!:confused:
Tatarica
20-04-2006, 23:17
Very true.

So it's not true at all? :eek:
The Most Glorious Hack
21-04-2006, 05:01
This statement is false.
Irish Nations of Meame
21-04-2006, 22:58
This statement is false.

So, it is false. (As mods admitted not to telling lies (which makes it true) yet as Hack said that that statement was false, the fact that it is true is false. Hence it is false.) ;) If you bothered reading that, you must really want to know who [violet] is and will read every thing in this thread.
Back on topic:

Geoff Wong ([dredd]) and [violet], in order to be the first admins, are either:

Friends
Co-Workers (If Max has a second job, or his publishers etc. count too)
Relatives (or wife?)
Max himself (maybe even both of them are Max, just to conufse you)

of Max.

By the way, an old quote I dug up:

How do we know Geoff Wong isn't a writer using Max Barry as a pen name?

One of the best so far.
Irish Nations of Meame
21-04-2006, 23:03
We know that when a mod tells us something it's not true at all.Very true

This is true. (As the mods admitted not to telling lies (yet does not make this true), and now admit to always tell lies (striking out the first one). This therefore means that 'Very True' is true. Hence it is true)

Is that right?
Tatarica
22-04-2006, 19:27
It may be right, but nevertheless confusing.

Indeed, George and Max must know each other. You don't give admin status to a guy you just met on the street. Well at least you don't usually do so.
Frisbeeteria
22-04-2006, 20:23
George?
HotRodia
22-04-2006, 20:29
George?

Your post count just hit 7,777. Curious.

Perhaps there's a Mod conpiracy here... :cool:
The Gupta Dynasty
22-04-2006, 22:24
Your post count just hit 7,777. Curious.

Perhaps there's a Mod conpiracy here... :cool:

Next controversy: Is Frisbeeteria Max Barry?
Tatarica
23-04-2006, 12:14
Yes, he is.

Or sent by Max to watch us and terminate any discovery. Edit posts, ban members who might know something.
Steel and Fire
11-05-2006, 14:31
Actually, Frisbee is the secret ID of the leader of the Illuminati and a senior Freemason. I don't know why that wasn't obvious.

<.<

>.>
Harmoneia
18-05-2006, 09:06
:p glad you still ironically have time for Nationstates if that's so. lol
Czardas
23-05-2006, 21:16
Oooh, intrigues!

Now.. who's else favorite poet is Elizabeth Barrett Browning?
I'm sure I've heard that somewhere ago just can't place it yet...
Blanche DuBois?

Hmm... Blanche = white.
White = a colour.
Violet = a colour.
Violet = White.
[violet] = Blanche.

[violet] is a fictional character in a play by Tennessee Williams given life by means of black magic! :eek:

...Ok, maybe not. Next?
Anagonia
23-05-2006, 21:19
[violet] is Max Barry's wife! Geeze. :D
Czardas
23-05-2006, 21:21
No, [violet] is the transpacific lesbian lover of [reploidproductions]. Max Barry was a figment of Oz's imagination.
Anagonia
23-05-2006, 21:25
No, [violet] is the transpacific lesbian lover of [reploidproductions]. Max Barry was a figment of Oz's imagination.

:eek:
Antikythera
05-08-2006, 05:18
holy (fill in the blank):eek:
this has got the be the longist running thread, 3 years brilliant!
and it is still more or less spam free..props to you all :fluffle:
and props to [violet] for still keeping people guessing
Monkeypimp
12-08-2006, 10:34
This threads still here?

christ, it's almost as old as me.
Black Pirate Cove
08-09-2006, 06:47
so i am going to assume that whoever these "mods" are, are either clones of max or perhaps his secret children who he genetically aged.
HotRodia
08-09-2006, 07:23
so i am going to assume that whoever these "mods" are, are either clones of max or perhaps his secret children who he genetically aged.


That's an interesting theory. I don't buy it, but it's still interesting.
Flibbleites
08-09-2006, 07:44
That's an interesting theory. I don't buy it, but it's still interesting.

Maybe they're Max's adopted kids? Have you been adopted recently HotRodia?:D
HotRodia
08-09-2006, 07:52
Maybe they're Max's adopted kids? Have you been adopted recently HotRodia?:D

Um...no.
The Remnants of Enn
08-09-2006, 12:05
Of course, the Puppetmaster's elevation to Modhood raises all sorts of questions. How many of the mods are HotRodia's puppets? How many of those don't even realise it? Is [violet] another puppet? Is Max himself but a RW version of one of the Texan's puppets?

The plot thickens...
Ardchoille
09-09-2006, 02:11
No, Max is Prince Charles. I'm sure I proved that last year or the year before (via the Masons and the Knights Templar, of course).

Which might mean that HotRodia is one of the sprogs. I'd go for Harry, on the obvious grounds that he behaves more like a Texan than the other one does.
IL Ruffino
09-09-2006, 02:25
Um...no.

ORLY?!

Then what is that barcode under your eye?

Hm? Hmm? Hm??
The Former Smoking Man
09-09-2006, 04:57
*takes a drag*

Some very interesting theories. We shall have to see what comes of them.
Frisbeeteria
09-09-2006, 05:33
Then what is that barcode under your eye?

Hm? Hmm? Hm??
PROOF!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/frisbeeteria/fris/FrisJenn.jpg


oh wait, that's me
Black Pirate Cove
09-09-2006, 05:37
dont let him fool you! hes tryign to draw attentio naway from himself.. hes involved.. somehow...
Ardchoille
09-09-2006, 08:26
Are you telling us HotRod wears striped shirts?!!!?

Ye gods, how I've misjudged him! He couldn't possibly be Prince Harry!

Which still doesn't invalidate my Max=Prince Charles proof. If I could remember it.
Zilam
09-09-2006, 09:25
Wait...You mean...Max isn't God? Well, I lost $5.
Perjam55
10-09-2006, 14:50
Wait...You mean...Max isn't God? Well, I lost $5.
We all did.
Flibbleites
10-09-2006, 23:27
We all did.

Speak for yourself, I lost $20.
Tatarica
13-09-2006, 14:04
Why can't we just find a way to blackmail a NS mod? THEY know who Max and [violet] are. Just find a way to blackmail the mods :p
HotRodia
13-09-2006, 18:08
Why can't we just find a way to blackmail a NS mod? THEY know who Max and [violet] are. Just find a way to blackmail the mods :p

I really, really don't recommend trying that. It's likely to backfire rather badly. :cool:
Anagonia
13-09-2006, 20:34
VIOLET IS MAX BARRY'S WIFE!!1!!
Tatarica
13-09-2006, 20:39
I really, really don't recommend trying that. It's likely to backfire rather badly. :cool:

That is the proof we've all been waiting for! HotRodia's hiding something! We will find out, yes, yes my precious... :p
Smokey the NSer
14-09-2006, 01:11
That is the proof we've all been waiting for! HotRodia's hiding something! We will find out, yes, yes my precious... :p

I wonder what HotRodia is hiding. It must be something pretty important.
Tatarica
14-09-2006, 02:03
Ah-ah! I remember Smokey from the good old days!

If someone knows something, then it MUST be Smokey! Admit! Admit! Admit!
The Most Glorious Hack
14-09-2006, 05:18
That is the proof we've all been waiting for! HotRodia's hiding something! We will find out, yes, yes my precious... :pPfft... I'll just tell you:

He drives a Honda Civic. Hatchback.
Frisbeeteria
14-09-2006, 05:30
It's likely to backfire rather badly.HotRodia's hiding something!
Not so much hiding as "holding something back". You're probably thinking "backfire" is some kind of automotive metaphor ...
Flibbleites
14-09-2006, 06:18
And take it from someone who's dealt with HotRodia a lot, you don't want to be behind him when he does backfire, PU.:p
HotRodia
14-09-2006, 15:43
Not so much hiding as "holding something back". You're probably thinking "backfire" is some kind of automotive metaphor ...

It is an automotive metaphor... :p

And take it from someone who's dealt with HotRodia a lot, you don't want to be behind him when he does backfire, PU.:p

True. Those exhaust fumes can be harmful.
IL Ruffino
16-09-2006, 23:16
Max Barry is...

*deat'd*
Lapse
17-09-2006, 14:15
I really, really don't recommend trying that. It's likely to backfire rather badly. :cool:

wth????

last time i was here... hot rodia was actually... kinda... cool... now hes turned mod on us....
Tatarica
19-09-2006, 20:29
They brought his silence.. evil, evil mods. :p
HotRodia
19-09-2006, 20:31
They did offer me cookies and banana bread... :D
Anagonia
19-09-2006, 20:43
Violet is, and always will be, Max Barry's wife. Geeze...told you guy's this like...one year ago...in this thread! Or a few months back....whatever. :D
IL Ruffino
19-09-2006, 20:49
They did offer me cookies and banana bread... :D

Could I bribe you with a tomato bagel?
HotRodia
19-09-2006, 20:55
Could I bribe you with a tomato bagel?

Ew. No. :confused:
Fascist Dominion
19-09-2006, 21:07
Violet is, and always will be, Max Barry's wife. Geeze...told you guy's this like...one year ago...in this thread! Or a few months back....whatever. :D

How do I know I can trust you? *shifty eyes*
Hydesland
19-09-2006, 21:11
Ok, I have no time to read this thread so I want to know the official relationship between [violet] and Max Barry. (as well as the unofficial)
Fascist Dominion
19-09-2006, 21:14
Ok, I have no time to read this thread so I want to know the official relationship between [violet] and Max Barry. (as well as the unofficial)

Official: I have no idea.
Unofficial: They're gay lovers.
IL Ruffino
19-09-2006, 22:50
Ew. No. :confused:

:(

How about a cup cake and a copy of Jenifer Government singed by Max's assistant's second cousins' daughter?
HotRodia
20-09-2006, 00:20
:(

How about a cup cake and a copy of Jenifer Government singed by Max's assistant's second cousins' daughter?

Definitely not. :eek:
Frisbeeteria
20-09-2006, 01:35
and a copy of Jenifer Government singed by Max's assistant's second cousins' daughter?

I have, right here in my greedy little hands, the signature of the namesake of Jennnifer Government. Since I don't have a handy flatbed scanner, I'll just give you the friendly and personalized text:No Dangerous Goods Declaration

I acknowledge that this article may be carried by air and declare that
it does not contain any dangerous or prohibited goods, eg. Explosives,
Flammables, Aerosols, etc. If in doubt ask at any post office. A false declaration is a criminal offenseJ..squiggly bit..f..short squiggle [B]B..long squggly bit with a tail on the end - could be a y.I'll treaure it always.
SalusaSecondus
20-09-2006, 02:16
I have, right here in my greedy little hands, the signature of the namesake of Jennnifer Government. Since I don't have a handy flatbed scanner, I'll just give you the friendly and personalized text:I'll treaure it always.

You lucky bastard . . .
Flibbleites
20-09-2006, 05:52
You lucky bastard . . .

Aren't you the guy who got to have dinner with Max during his last book tour?
IL Ruffino
20-09-2006, 06:33
Definitely not. :eek:
*slaps with glove*
I have, right here in my greedy little hands, the signature of the namesake of Jennnifer Government. Since I don't have a handy flatbed scanner, I'll just give you the friendly and personalized text:I'll treaure it always.
:eek:

*steals*

Ohh there's DNA on it!

*TG's Straughn*

A Max - Fris hybrid, perhaps?

*scurries off*
SalusaSecondus
20-09-2006, 06:51
Aren't you the guy who got to have dinner with Max during his last book tour?

Yeah, but we were both under the weather so it was light and we didn't partake of the local micro-brews. (The North-West is famous for it's beers.)

It was from that tour that I got this photo taken.

http://www.nationstates.net/~salusasecondus/Max_is_Salusa.sized.jpg
IL Ruffino
20-09-2006, 07:57
http://www.nationstates.net/~salusasecondus/Max_is_Salusa.sized.jpg

Reminds me of Saw.. :eek:
Fascist Dominion
20-09-2006, 15:17
I have, right here in my greedy little hands, the signature of the namesake of Jennnifer Government. Since I don't have a handy flatbed scanner, I'll just give you the friendly and personalized text:I'll treaure it always.
Sooo....where did you say you live...?
<.<
>.>
o.o
*slaps with glove*

:eek:

*steals*

Ohh there's DNA on it!

*TG's Straughn*

A Max - Fris hybrid, perhaps?

*scurries off*
Hmm, curious....
*clandestinely follows*
Reminds me of Saw.. :eek:

Yes, well....there's that...and then there's the story they won't tell you.....:eek:
Lapse
25-09-2006, 13:01
Violet is, and always will be, Max Barry's wife. Geeze...told you guy's this like...one year ago...in this thread! Or a few months back....whatever. :D

and destroy our fun :O
Fascist Dominion
25-09-2006, 18:15
and destroy our fun :O

Yeah. That's one of those people who always ruins all the fun for everyone else, isn't it?
NuMetal
11-10-2006, 06:15
I said it a couple years back in this thread and I'll say it again..


VINMB >:O
Fascist Dominion
11-10-2006, 15:27
I said it a couple years back in this thread and I'll say it again..


VINMB >:O

LOL Talk about a random gravedig! We'll never believe you, you know.:p
Frisbeeteria
11-10-2006, 17:15
You can't gravedig a sticky. You can take it off topic, but you can't gravedig it.
Fascist Dominion
11-10-2006, 18:18
You can't gravedig a sticky. You can take it off topic, but you can't gravedig it.

Technically, no, you're right. But in my ginormous list of subscriptions it's a gravedig.:p
IL Ruffino
04-12-2006, 01:28
Wouldn't it be funny if Max was actually MTAE, and he was using our reactions to his threads to base his book on? Maybe he is writing a book about a world leader that gets his fellow world leaders riled up, and they begin to plot against him. After all the sanctions and warnings, they finally get a person to kill him.

So.. does MTAE = Max's Theoretical Arch Enemy?
Fascist Dominion
04-12-2006, 16:00
Wouldn't it be funny if Max was actually MTAE, and he was using our reactions to his threads to base his book on? Maybe he is writing a book about a world leader that gets his fellow world leaders riled up, and they begin to plot against him. After all the sanctions and warnings, they finally get a person to kill him.

So.. does MTAE = Max's Theoretical Arch Enemy?

Or perhaps Max's Technical Alias from England!?:eek:
Tatarica
05-12-2006, 22:33
You know.. this may as well be like Christianity.

Max is [violet]. You must BELIEVE that Max is [violet]. That is enough.


Therefore, Max equals [violet]. End of story. You can't be atheistic regarding this religion. Or the bane of the semigod Max will henceforth be cast upon you, infidel!
Burning Sappho
06-12-2006, 09:53
You know.. this may as well be like Christianity.

Max is [violet]. You must BELIEVE that Max is [violet]. That is enough.


Therefore, Max equals [violet]. End of story. You can't be atheistic regarding this religion. Or the bane of the semigod Max will henceforth be cast upon you, infidel!

Oh, yeah? Look, I proved definitively a coupla years ago, from unimpeachable internet sources, that Max = Prince Charles = Satan.

*mutters* ... youngsters too damn lazy to read the thread all through ...
Tatarica
06-12-2006, 23:14
Oh, yeah? Look, I proved definitively a coupla years ago, from unimpeachable internet sources, that Max = Prince Charles = Satan.

*mutters* ... youngsters too damn lazy to read the thread all through ...

You dig your post and show it to me! :p

It may prove to be interesting O_o
Krow Liliowych
07-12-2006, 02:40
It was from that tour that I got this photo taken.

http://www.nationstates.net/~salusasecondus/Max_is_Salusa.sized.jpgThat reminds me of a couple of posts about halfway through this thread!
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=275311&page=53
Burning Sappho
07-12-2006, 06:17
You dig your post and show it to me! :p

It may prove to be interesting O_o

Yes, of course I'll happily ... OMG!!! I CAN'T FIND IT!!!

Well, this proves conclusively that Someone Important around here belongs to the Hidden Degrees of Masonry, and has deleted it rather than allow the Truth to be Revealed.

Or that the so-called "Jolt failures" had a more invidious purpose: the laundering from these forums of all posts which even so much as touched upon the Truth.

However, I may be able to use my occult powers to access the Secret Forums, where such information is kept in order that the Strldbugs may at their leisure revenge themselves upon those of us who would not be silenced!.

I am sure a seeker after enlightenment such as yourself will do all in your power to ensure my success. All I will need is nine drops of your blood, three hairs from the tail of a black goat and a small sum -- say, $10,000 to start with -- as an earnest of your commitment to this vital quest.
Dark Eran
11-12-2006, 19:53
VIOLET IS MAX BARRY'S WIFE!!1!!Hello, Max, trying to lead us astray again?
Fascist Dominion
12-12-2006, 18:05
I am Spartacus!....erm, Max...I am Max.... >.>
UN Building Mgmt
12-12-2006, 18:12
No, I'm Max Barry.
Fascist Dominion
12-12-2006, 18:32
No, I'm Max Berry. Oh, wait.... >.>
Frisbeeteria
12-12-2006, 21:47
[Lame overdone Spartacus forum gag]
Stop right there, please.
The Dohme
13-12-2006, 07:00
Good lord, is this still around? It was old when I was still a wee nation of 7 million. And that was four years ago.
And you still haven't figured it out.

A true warrior knows when to accept defeat.
And you, my friends, have been PWNED!
HC Eredivisie
13-12-2006, 10:26
Stop right there, please.

ZOMG Ebil M0d Oppression!1111!!11!!!11!1ELEVENTYONE!!11!

or FIMB?:eek:
Goobergunchia
17-12-2006, 13:15
Well, I've never seen a photograph of Fris and Max in the same room together, like many of the other mods.... >_<
Dark Eran
21-12-2006, 16:59
FIMB

Now watch as everyone goes crazy...
Evil and all bad doing
22-12-2006, 22:26
Good lord, is this still around? It was old when I was still a wee nation of 7 million. And that was four years ago.
And you still haven't figured it out.

A true warrior knows when to accept defeat.
And you, my friends, have been PWNED!


Bold added by me...

Oh god! Its August 2008!
Fascist Dominion
23-12-2006, 02:56
Stop right there, please.
I had nowhere else to go with it anyway. :p
Good lord, is this still around? It was old when I was still a wee nation of 7 million. And that was four years ago.
And you still haven't figured it out.

A true warrior knows when to accept defeat.
And you, my friends, have been PWNED!
"A people should know when they are conquered."
"Would you, Quintus? Would I?"

Bold added by me...

Oh god! Its August 2008!

Oh noes! Temporal distortion!:eek:
Katganistan
23-12-2006, 03:32
Well, I've never seen a photograph of Fris and Max in the same room together, like many of the other mods.... >_<

You're never seen a picture of me and Max in the same room... nor have you seen a picture of me and any other mod in the same room.
Fascist Dominion
23-12-2006, 03:35
You're never seen a picture of me and Max in the same room... nor have you seen a picture of me and any other mod in the same room.

I don't think I've ever seen a pic of you at all, come to think of it. :p
IL Ruffino
29-12-2006, 09:09
You're never seen a picture of me and Max in the same room... nor have you seen a picture of me and any other mod in the same room.

Lies!
Ardchoille
30-12-2006, 15:10
You're never seen a picture of me and Max in the same room... nor have you seen a picture of me and any other mod in the same room.

I've seen a picture in your blog of your beautiful leaf-decked boots, though .... ohh, those boots .... they're like the ones the Urban Elves supplied in Bedlam's Bard by Mercedes Lackey.

So, if Kat's boots are supplied by elves, and Max modded Kat, then Max is in touch with the Elves, which proves that ...

Max is Gandalf!
Almighty America
01-01-2007, 08:09
I've seen a picture in your blog of your beautiful leaf-decked boots, though .... ohh, those boots .... they're like the ones the Urban Elves supplied in Bedlam's Bard by Mercedes Lackey.

So, if Kat's boots are supplied by elves, and Max modded Kat, then Max is in touch with the Elves, which proves that ...

Max is Gandalf!

I like this theory :D
Tatarica
03-01-2007, 02:00
You're never seen a picture of me and Max in the same room... nor have you seen a picture of me and any other mod in the same room.

So.. actually Max has multiple accounts all with Game Moderator status?
IL Ruffino
29-01-2007, 07:29
Euroslavia knows the answer we seek! Attack!
Dzanjir
29-01-2007, 18:10
You're never seen a picture of me and Max in the same room... nor have you seen a picture of me and any other mod in the same room.

While I may not have gotten the pictures out of it, I've seen you, Scolopendra, Karmabaijan, Melkor Unchained, Reploid Productions, Unfree People, Myrth, Sirocco, The Most Glorious Hack, GMC Military Arms, Menelmacar, Frisbeeteria, [violet], and Max Barry in the same room. (the MaxChat room) And you all had different IP addresses!!!11one I think. :confused:

But anyway, that proves none of those people can be Max Barry (except for Max Barry himself). Also, since someone showed a while back that [violet] subscribes to the ISP .bigpond.net.au, we simply have to record all the other people who subscribe to that same IP and then figure out which one is most likely equivalent to [violet]. Provided we use IRC and [violet] actually comes on IRC from the same computer as she administrates. Or we can figure out if [violet] is a member of any offsite forum.....

..... damn, this is complicated.

DISCLAIMER: I am not Max Barry.
Fascist Dominion
30-01-2007, 19:14
While I may not have gotten the pictures out of it, I've seen you, Scolopendra, Karmabaijan, Melkor Unchained, Reploid Productions, Unfree People, Myrth, Sirocco, The Most Glorious Hack, GMC Military Arms, Menelmacar, Frisbeeteria, [violet], and Max Barry in the same room. (the MaxChat room) And you all had different IP addresses!!!11one I think. :confused:

But anyway, that proves none of those people can be Max Barry (except for Max Barry himself). Also, since someone showed a while back that [violet] subscribes to the ISP .bigpond.net.au, we simply have to record all the other people who subscribe to that same IP and then figure out which one is most likely equivalent to [violet]. Provided we use IRC and [violet] actually comes on IRC from the same computer as she administrates. Or we can figure out if [violet] is a member of any offsite forum.....

..... damn, this is complicated.

DISCLAIMER: I am not Max Barry.

Almost tooooo complicated.... o.O

That's what the real Max Barry wants us to think! :eek:
Dzanjir
30-01-2007, 20:43
Almost tooooo complicated.... o.O

That's what the real Max Barry wants us to think! :eek:

Yes.

No, the real Max Barry would tell us he was Max Barry, knowing that we wouldn't believe him and think he was not Max Barry.
Cookesland
30-01-2007, 21:43
Almost tooooo complicated.... o.O



i concur
Fascist Dominion
31-01-2007, 16:51
Yes.

No, the real Max Barry would tell us he was Max Barry, knowing that we wouldn't believe him and think he was not Max Barry.
Indeed.

Unless he suspected we would be onto him for him claiming to be Max Barry, knowing he would try to throw us off because we would not believe him.
i concur

As you should.
Cookesland
31-01-2007, 23:29
so this is one of those quetions we're probably never going to know the answer to?
Goobergunchia
19-02-2007, 12:46
so this is one of those quetions we're probably never going to know the answer to?

Yes, padawan.

But anyway, that proves none of those people can be Max Barry (except for Max Barry himself). Also, since someone showed a while back that [violet] subscribes to the ISP .bigpond.net.au, we simply have to record all the other people who subscribe to that same IP and then figure out which one is most likely equivalent to [violet]. Provided we use IRC and [violet] actually comes on IRC from the same computer as she administrates. Or we can figure out if [violet] is a member of any offsite forum.....

..... damn, this is complicated.

And don't forget that Max has been known to connect to IRC via an IP corresponding to nationstates.net. Sal and Max are quite clever in disguising their identities....
Krow Liliowych
21-02-2007, 02:23
So, if Max said he was Max, he would not be Max, because he would be Max only if we thought he wasn't Max, which we wouldn't if he said he was Max!
But now we would think he isn't, because of this new train of thought, and so...:confused: White text bit FTW!!!
Man, this logic thing is complicated!
Cookesland
21-02-2007, 03:25
riddles in the dark....
Okielahoma
25-02-2007, 17:44
...

[violet] isn't Max Barry. And Max Barry is male... I hope.
How dare you say that!
*Okie thwacks a broken account over the head
Cookesland
25-02-2007, 23:26
How dare you say that!
*Okie thwacks a broken account over the head

burn the heretics :p
Fascist Dominion
07-03-2007, 20:09
so this is one of those quetions we're probably never going to know the answer to?
Yes, but that won't stop us from getting to the bottom of the matter!




Oh, wait....
So, if Max said he was Max, he would not be Max, because he would be Max only if we thought he wasn't Max, which we wouldn't if he said he was Max!
But now we would think he isn't, because of this new train of thought, and so...:confused: White text bit FTW!!!
Man, this logic thing is complicated!

Break it down into symbols to represent the propositions. It'll help clarify things. ;)
Fascist Dominion
07-03-2007, 20:10
riddles in the dark....

dark in the riddles....
Fascist Dominion
07-03-2007, 20:11
burn the heretics :p

*fetches torch*
Beckley
07-03-2007, 21:47
hmmm, I do wonder though....
Cookesland
07-03-2007, 21:50
Yes, but that won't stop us from getting to the bottom of the matter!



*fetches torch*

http://www.xsltblog.com/archives/24805BP~The-Simpsons-Mr-Burns-Excellent.jpg
Beckley
07-03-2007, 22:02
true...it seems as if we have gotten from the topic. can we try to stay to the intent please? Keeps the spam down for all




Hmmm Max Berry as Sal... It would make sense considering he is the creater, but one never knows on here it seems
Cookesland
07-03-2007, 22:03
i think that Sal is another person beacause i don't know if Max could do all of NSG's codes and management by himself (no offense to Max or anything)
Beckley
07-03-2007, 22:11
yeah, very true. But it would be kinda cool though. I wonder if max actually plays his own creation?
Krow Liliowych
07-03-2007, 22:21
Break it down into symbols to represent the propositions. It'll help clarify things. ;)You keep your undergraduate level mathematics away from me, you fiend!
Cookesland
07-03-2007, 22:32
You keep your undergraduate level mathematics away from me, you fiend!

*Curls into the fetal position rocking back and forth* Cookesland no like math!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!


yeah, very true. But it would be kinda cool though. I wonder if max actually plays his own creation?

According to my sources he originally had a country called Maxtopia but deleted it because of the inudation of TG's.

And also according to MaxChats he still does play and visit the forms in secret
Beckley
07-03-2007, 22:43
wow. It would be kinda cool to play something you created, but again like you said with all the Telegrams he must have gotten, it makes sense why he deleted it. I, myself thinks it would suck to have to hide in your own game just to see how everything is running and to have some fun.
Cookesland
07-03-2007, 22:48
I think it would be cool, i mean you could create a completly new identity for yourself and nobody would ever know...
Beckley
08-03-2007, 03:16
exactly..well other than the moderation team but that is a given that they would know..


I was reading over his (Max's) site..the guy is flippen hilarious. I havent laughed so hard in a while
Cookesland
08-03-2007, 03:56
Well im sure some people know about his secret nation.

if you think his website is funny read some of the Max Chats, they're pretty good for a few laughs
The Most Glorious Hack
08-03-2007, 15:12
According to my sources he originally had a country called Maxtopia but deleted it because of the inudation of TG's.Technically, he didn't delete Maxtopia; he let it time out.
The Thirtythird Degree
08-03-2007, 15:13
yeah, I think I found out his nation the other day, no idea how though. But I'll have to check out the chats sometime
Tainted Visage
08-03-2007, 16:27
Max Berry sounds like a fruit drink.
Maximum Barry sounds like a porn star.

That will be all.
Cookesland
09-03-2007, 00:26
Technically, he didn't delete Maxtopia; he let it time out.

oo

yeah, I think I found out his nation the other day, no idea how though. But I'll have to check out the chats sometime

yeah okay...

Max Berry sounds like a fruit drink.
Maximum Barry sounds like a porn star.

That will be all.

lol xD
Flibbleites
09-03-2007, 00:57
i think that Sal is another person beacause i don't know if Max could do all of NSG's codes and management by himself (no offense to Max or anything)

We know Salusa's a different person than Max, Salusa lives in Seattle, Washington, and works for amazon.com. Max lives in Australia, and writes books for a living. Plus they had dinner together during Max's last book tour.
Cookesland
09-03-2007, 01:12
Ah, that makes sense
The Thirtythird Degree
09-03-2007, 04:23
Technically, he didn't delete Maxtopia; he let it time out.


ahh true...I woulda thought he would have just been like..ahh what the heck and just deleted it on the spot. oh well

And question..Is Euroslavia who I think it is or is that someone else entirely??
Cookesland
09-03-2007, 04:43
ahh true...I woulda thought he would have just been like..ahh what the heck and just deleted it on the spot. oh well

And question..Is Euroslavia who I think it is or is that someone else entirely??

I dont think he would just delete at will, because only bad nations are deleted before their time.

You think Euroslavia is Max?

Can i ask why?
Katganistan
09-03-2007, 04:56
WHO KNOWS WHAT IDENTITIES LURK IN THE MODS'/ADMINS' NATIONS????



No, really, who knows? :D
Karmicaria
09-03-2007, 05:42
Wouldn't anyone who answers that question be breaking some sort of privacy thing, Kat? I mean, I'm sure that you modly type people like your privacy as much as the next person.
The Most Glorious Hack
09-03-2007, 08:16
ahh true...I woulda thought he would have just been like..ahh what the heck and just deleted it on the spot. oh wellMaxtopia died long before Mods existed. Actually deleting the nation would be more trouble than it was worth.

And question..Is Euroslavia who I think it is or is that someone else entirely??I guess it depends on who you think Euroslavia is. The answer is probably "no", though.
HC Eredivisie
09-03-2007, 12:47
So Euroslavia is not Spartacus:eek:
Bazalonia
09-03-2007, 12:52
Sparticus... pfft... There are far to many of them...

I prefer fictional characters... Lke Max Barry... Yes I think Max Barry is a pseudonym!
The Thirtythird Degree
10-03-2007, 19:39
I thought euro was max but Im not sure. As for the privacy thing, definitly agree to that..I still have a nation or two just to have some sort of privacy so people stop sending me telegrams every two seconds...

and the reason I thought max is euroslavia was just becaues of something I saw on his site..whether or not that is actually him is probably known to be a as hack said "no" answer. But at the same time then again, it is the internet so one never knows I suppose unless blantanly comes out and says "yes I am max blah blah blah".
IL Ruffino
11-03-2007, 11:02
Golly gee! I wonder what Max thinks of me! Does he think I'm pretty, and witty? Or does he just think I'm a waste of bandwidth? =( .

I don't think [violet] is Max, but I do think--*randomly picks someone*--Jacobia is.

Am I right?! Am I right?!
Bazalonia
11-03-2007, 12:11
I thought euro was max but Im not sure. As for the privacy thing, definitly agree to that..I still have a nation or two just to have some sort of privacy so people stop sending me telegrams every two seconds...

and the reason I thought max is euroslavia was just becaues of something I saw on his site..whether or not that is actually him is probably known to be a as hack said "no" answer. But at the same time then again, it is the internet so one never knows I suppose unless blantanly comes out and says "yes I am max blah blah blah".

And even then.... You have the Sparticus syndrome....
Cookesland
11-03-2007, 15:55
And even then.... You have the Sparticus syndrome....

Nation1: Oh, yeah im Max Barry

Nation2: No, ur not i am!

Nation3: Im Sparti-im mean Max...

Nation1 & Nation2: You liar we are!



everybody wants to be Max :D
The Former Smoking Man
13-03-2007, 01:09
everybody wants to be Max :D

But there can be only one.

Think about it for a moment.

*takes a drag*
Cookesland
13-03-2007, 02:56
But there can be only one.

Think about it for a moment.

*takes a drag*


hmmm so, now the question isn't whether Max Barry is on Nationstates and the forums, it's who is he?
The Galirandi
15-03-2007, 16:34
What we know:

(1) Max Barry isn't a mod. First of all, Max is far too busy with the game mechanics to work on moderating, that and writing novels. In addition, only one or two of the other mods live in Australia, and none of them are Max, as has been conclusively proven. Semi-conclusively. Ish.

(2) [violet] is likely not Max. [violet] was around at the same time as Maxtopia, a nation which had Admin status. Max had no need to run two Admin accounts at the same time, and if Max was [violet], [violet] would have only been created after Maxtopia was abandoned. There's still a good chance Max and [violet] are one, but it's outweighed by chances the other way, especially considering how well known [violet] would be bound to become.

(3) Max is a lurker, probably a little-known poster. This is by his own admittance. Max wouldn't get too well known, as inevitably those who get too well known -- like those who post in this thread -- are eventually accused of being Max Barry, and could be potentially telegram-spammed the way Maxtopia was. If Max stuck to the same nation throughout I'd put it at a February or March 2003 join date, but I suspect he has more than one nation anyway, so in reality he could appear a January 2007 poster if he wished.

Max has participated in, IIRC, at least one invasion and one defender operation. He probably uses IRC, although on an unrelated IP address and provider. I don't believe he roleplays, although I could be wrong.

In short, we don't know anything. Therefore I state that the next poster is Max Barry.
I V Stalin
15-03-2007, 16:46
In short, we don't know anything. Therefore I state that the next poster is Max Barry.
No I'm not.
Cookesland
16-03-2007, 00:26
maybe Max Barry doesn't even know this thread exists
The Gupta Dynasty
16-03-2007, 01:21
He does. Believe me, he does.

And no, I am not Max Barry, at least not the last time I checked.
Cookesland
16-03-2007, 02:29
*gasp* :eek: