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[violet] = Max Barry? - Page 3

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NuMetal
15-08-2003, 21:48
*Sends his flying fish to attak Catholic Asia instead*

Why do you want to ruin the fin...um fun
Sirocco
15-08-2003, 22:01
This is going off-topic...

http://www.maxbarry.com/images/max/small107.jpg

I AM MAX BARRY

8)
Total n Utter Insanity
15-08-2003, 22:35
It wasn't off topic, [violet] is a feather-bellied codemonkeyfish, therefore any fish talk is on topic :P
Sirocco
15-08-2003, 22:37
Don't be a fool!

*stabs TI n U with swordfish*

[violet] is probably that guy mentioned in the 'About' section in the sidebar.
Total n Utter Insanity
15-08-2003, 22:40
TI n U

How dare you sir! We shall meet back here at dawn!
Sirocco
15-08-2003, 23:00
In a technical thread? Let's take this to International Incidents! We shall fight, not with fish this time but- *withdraws a chest and opens it*- BANJOS!
Total n Utter Insanity
16-08-2003, 01:17
This isn't off topic! Max Barry is a banjo!!!!

(I really hope that isn't slang for something bad)
Qaaolchoura
16-08-2003, 01:59
This isn't off topic! Max Barry is a banjo!!!!

(I really hope that isn't slang for something bad)
I'll bet it is.
NuMetal
16-08-2003, 02:50
In what country?
NuMetal
16-08-2003, 18:18
Maybe [violet] is actually...welll.....I'm running out of ideas here
Sirocco
16-08-2003, 23:14
No one cares anymore... for all we know [violet] might be a monkey in a jumpsuit...
16-08-2003, 23:18
I know Violet has a Regio, it is called "Jennifer Government NS". Go find out, that place actually exist 8)

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NuMetal
16-08-2003, 23:55
OK
Aquilla
17-08-2003, 03:12
I think Max Barry was Marathon, and the mods didn't realize!
NuMetal
17-08-2003, 03:13
ha :lol:
The Cold Spring
17-08-2003, 04:17
I know Violet has a Regio, it is called "Jennifer Government NS". Go find out, that place actually exist 8)

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Quit advertising for your region....
That's not "the region where it all begun" (direct quote from the factbook here, my grammar is not that bad :) ). The d*mn founder of that region only has 50 million people, so it can hardly be an original region. (and Jennifer Government NS is not a very catchy name, anyway... :? )
Total n Utter Insanity
17-08-2003, 04:32
I wonder what was the first region, where is Kit when you need him :lol:
The Cold Spring
17-08-2003, 04:34
I assume it would be the Pacific.
17-08-2003, 07:02
Quit advertising for your region....
That's not "the region where it all begun" (direct quote from the factbook here, my grammar is not that bad :) ). The d*mn founder of that region only has 50 million people, so it can hardly be an original region. (and Jennifer Government NS is not a very catchy name, anyway... :? )

Thank you for your info. I really thought it was. So what do you suggest the regio of [Violet] would be named, since you are so smart :?:

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Total n Utter Insanity
17-08-2003, 07:29
Feather-Bellied Codemonkeyfish R Us :)
Sirocco
17-08-2003, 13:06
The first user-created region was Alcatraz.
The Cold Spring
17-08-2003, 17:05
Thank you for your info. I really thought it was. So what do you suggest the regio of [Violet] would be named, since you are so smart :?:

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What makes you think [violet] would need have her own region?
17-08-2003, 18:50
What makes you think [violet] would need have her own region?

I am not sure, but I think [Violet] is human. I that case he/she have to live somewhere.

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NuMetal
17-08-2003, 19:08
Maybe she lives in someone elses region? Since the nation [violet doesn't exist anymore who knows?
17-08-2003, 19:16
Maybe she lives in someone elses region? Since the nation [violet doesn't exist anymore who knows?

It is probably called "Jennifer Government", but I make people angry if I say that :)

* puts foot in her mouth *

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NuMetal
17-08-2003, 19:19
Who know,we should concentrate on finding out [violet]'s nation then we'll know
17-08-2003, 19:22
Who know,we should concentrate on finding out [violet]'s nation then we'll know

Yeah, stop guessing and do something. Or make some1 else do it for you :)

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NuMetal
17-08-2003, 19:38
Corinthe,go find out who [violet] is :D
17-08-2003, 20:10
Corinthe,go find out who [violet] is :D

Maybe the question is not "who", but "what" is [violet]. It looks more like "mother" of Emma Peel and Steed of that movie I can't remember. Maybe [violet] is an organization that promote books or something like that. Another thing the folks on this forum don't like to hear. They all rather think of [violet] as a beautiful girl, that hates other girls in bikinis :wink:

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NuMetal
17-08-2003, 20:43
lol :lol:


How would [violet] be an orginazation though? I am pretty sure its just one person,if you mean she got the name from the orginization,well its from the book.
17-08-2003, 20:47
lol :lol:


How would [violet] be an orginazation though? I am pretty sure its just one person,if you mean she got the name from the orginization,well its from the book.

Sorry, we don't sell the book in our country. And my father won't let me buy stuff of the net :cry:

Why don't you create a region [violet] likes to live in? Looks like fun to me :) I come and live with you. Not Corinthe ofcourse, but I send a puppet to live in your beautiful region 8)

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NuMetal
17-08-2003, 20:56
Where are you from?

I don't have the book either,I'm in the U.S.A. but I'm too lazy to get it :wink:
NuMetal
17-08-2003, 20:58
lol :lol:


How would [violet] be an orginazation though? I am pretty sure its just one person,if you mean she got the name from the orginization,well its from the book.

Sorry, we don't sell the book in our country. And my father won't let me buy stuff of the net :cry:

Why don't you create a region [violet] likes to live in? Looks like fun to me :) I come and live with you. Not Corinthe ofcourse, but I send a puppet to live in your beautiful region 8)

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I can't get people to come to my region Metal Bass now,
I don't know what kind of region [violet] would like, and even if I did,how would I know when she was there if we don't know what nation she is?
SalusaSecondus
17-08-2003, 20:58
*Grins with his knowledge of a nation controlled by [violet], and yes, there is one.*

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/salusasecondus/salusasecondus2.jpg
SalusaSecondus
Tech Modling
17-08-2003, 21:01
I can't get people to come to my region Metal Bass now,
I don't know what kind of region [violet] would like, and even if I did,how would I know when she was there if we don't know what nation she is?

I go and create Regio [violet], to see if it gets crowded :lol: :lol: :lol:

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17-08-2003, 21:03
*Grins with his knowledge of a nation controlled by [violet], and yes, there is one.*[/b]

I know that you will not say it, but I think it is Srael :)

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NuMetal
17-08-2003, 21:04
That would be funny if [violet] goes to your region,and shes there forever,all the time we wont know its her!!!!!!!!!!!11

Please tell me Salusa :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
NuMetal
17-08-2003, 21:05
*Grins with his knowledge of a nation controlled by [violet], and yes, there is one.*

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/salusasecondus/salusasecondus2.jpg
SalusaSecondus
Tech Modling

There might be more that you don't even know about :D
17-08-2003, 21:06
That would be funny if [violet] goes to your region,and shes there forever,all the time we wont know its her!!!!!!!!!!!11

Please tell me Salusa :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

We can grieve [violet], so she rather stays anonimous :P

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NuMetal
17-08-2003, 21:12
What do you mean?
Sirocco
18-08-2003, 00:19
I'd have thought it would be the nation that founded Lazarus.

Grins with secret knowledge. 8)

I like bananas!

Whoops... did I say that out loud?
Aquilla
19-08-2003, 20:35
I think Max Barry is [violet] and TMGH is his girlfrend
NuMetal
19-08-2003, 20:38
Don't you have that backwards? Well assuming it was deliberate....j

hahahaaha :lol:
Neutered Sputniks
19-08-2003, 22:12
*Does the "I know who Max's nation is" dance*
Ackbar1001
20-08-2003, 00:46
Sorry, I didn't read all 28 pages. Was it decided, is Max actually [violet]?
Reploid Productions
20-08-2003, 00:59
I think the jury is still out on that one :lol:

*joins Neut in the "I Know Who Max's nation is" dance*

~Evil Empress Rep Prod the Game Mod
Ackbar1001
20-08-2003, 01:01
Sorry, I didn't read all 28 pages. Was it decided, is Max actually [violet]?

Only 43 posts. That is so depressing to see.
Aquilla
20-08-2003, 20:50
Max Barrys nation is naturally Max Barrys nation (look it up, there actually is one!)
NuMetal
20-08-2003, 20:54
lol :lol:


Yeah Im sure thats him

(if I one day find out it is I'm gonna jump out of a window....well maybe)
The Cold Spring
20-08-2003, 21:19
I think the jury is still out on that one :lol:

*joins Neut in the "I Know Who Max's nation is" dance*

~Evil Empress Rep Prod the Game Mod

As this has turned into a "Mods are better than everyone else, and know super secret stuff, gloating party", I think we need to boycot this thread. Stop giving them the satisfaction of knowing they have something we want.

Or, to really strike at Maxx, we could boycott the sale of his book until he reveals his nation to us! :P
Raevyn
20-08-2003, 21:30
Yes! I will continue to put off buying his book until he tells me! :D
[violet]
21-08-2003, 00:42
:P
Cremerica
21-08-2003, 00:43
]:P

Oh [violet] why do you torture us so?

:cry:
Sirocco
21-08-2003, 10:37
I think it's Testlandia!
21-08-2003, 23:41
Today, I was going to find out who this [violet] is and I clicked on the link and I saw my nation (Drinkers of Beer)! Wether this is a hack, Max or anybody else I do not know but almost anything is possible.
The Cold Spring
21-08-2003, 23:54
Today, I was going to find out who this [violet] is and I clicked on the link and I saw my nation (Drinkers of Beer)! Wether this is a hack, Max or anybody else I do not know but almost anything is possible.

Violet is the 'all-mighty-code-goddess', site administrator, of NationStates.
NuMetal
22-08-2003, 16:03
]:P

*Throws large fish at [violet]*
Nyborg
23-08-2003, 00:59
I already told you guys..

I'm Max Barry.. and I am definitely not Violet..

No seriously, I still think that Max is waiting tables here in Kansas City. (Max's Kansas City.. :lol: ) I swear he was my waiter one night, and he forgot my salad. I was to busy staring at him to demand that he bring me one. I think that perhaps he is doing research for a new book. If I am wrong, which does occasionally happen, :roll: then he has a doppleganger who happens to be a lousy waiter.
NuMetal
23-08-2003, 09:04
he lives un Australia I thought
Independant Pluto
23-08-2003, 11:37
<----------owner of the answer

[violet] is the NS Bunny! That's why Bunbuns hasn't been cracked down on!
23-08-2003, 12:06
Anyway, time to bring this thread back around again... :P


*Begin Crazy Crackpot Theory*

[violet] is Max Barry. It's a marketing ploy!
Think about it. A very large proportion of this site's clientele are computer oriented, hormone raging males. Now, who better to gain the respect of these players than a tech savvy, shadowy female character...?
Come on! She's the all-powerful administrator of the site that you spend way too much time playing (respect), and she's shadowy enough that she can look however you want her to(turn-on).

If you've read the book, you know Max is clearly able to think along these lines. "Lets kill some kids to sell more Nike's" = "I'll pretend I'm a smart female programmer to gain the respect of, and keep in-line, this site’s players".

*End Crazy Crackpot Theory

8)

Or maybe he just used a Char's name from his book. Simple.
If that is indeed the truth.
Total n Utter Insanity
23-08-2003, 14:13
I think Ny was being sarcastic :wink:
Sirocco
23-08-2003, 16:42
Anyway, time to bring this thread back around again... :P


*Begin Crazy Crackpot Theory*

[violet] is Max Barry. It's a marketing ploy!
Think about it. A very large proportion of this site's clientele are computer oriented, hormone raging males. Now, who better to gain the respect of these players than a tech savvy, shadowy female character...?
Come on! She's the all-powerful administrator of the site that you spend way too much time playing (respect), and she's shadowy enough that she can look however you want her to(turn-on).

If you've read the book, you know Max is clearly able to think along these lines. "Lets kill some kids to sell more Nike's" = "I'll pretend I'm a smart female programmer to gain the respect of, and keep in-line, this site’s players".

*End Crazy Crackpot Theory

8)

Well in the book Violet was a tech savvy! It must have been too perfect for Max to pass up. :wink:
Aquilla
23-08-2003, 19:48
I have secret knowledge too...of an April Nation who is me.
Sirocco
23-08-2003, 19:56
8)
The Cold Spring
23-08-2003, 20:13
Did you just give away your secret...? :P
The Cold Spring
23-08-2003, 20:35
Anyway, time to bring this thread back around again... :P


*Begin Crazy Crackpot Theory*

[violet] is Max Barry. It's a marketing ploy!
Think about it. A very large proportion of this site's clientele are computer oriented, hormone raging males. Now, who better to gain the respect of these players than a tech savvy, shadowy female character...?
Come on! She's the all-powerful administrator of the site that you spend way too much time playing (respect), and she's shadowy enough that she can look however you want her to(turn-on).

If you've read the book, you know Max is clearly able to think along these lines. "Lets kill some kids to sell more Nike's" = "I'll pretend I'm a smart female programmer to gain the respect of, and keep in-line, this site’s players".

*End Crazy Crackpot Theory

8)
NuMetal
24-08-2003, 03:03
I think Ny was being sarcastic :wink:

Really :shock:

I know I was just kidding,the way my sense of humor works,I sometimes deliberitaly respond to sarcasm as though it was serious. :P
Goobergunchia
06-10-2003, 03:07
No, but this forum is for Technical Issues, not spam. If you want to have fun, go spam up the General Forums.

This thread has become tradition in here and will probably last here for as long as the game is around.

http://cif.rochester.edu/~rubing/temp/salusasecondus2.jpg
SalusaSecondus
Tech Modling

Grins with secret knowledge

Therefore, iKick.

I think the jury is still out on that one :lol:

*joins Neut in the "I Know Who Max's nation is" dance*

~Evil Empress Rep Prod the Game Mod

As this has turned into a "Mods are better than everyone else, and know super secret stuff, gloating party", I think we need to boycot this thread. Stop giving them the satisfaction of knowing they have something we want.

Or, to really strike at Maxx, we could boycott the sale of his book until he reveals his nation to us! :P

Steph, Cog...you weren't mods when this thread started...could you tell us? Please....
The Most Glorious Hack
06-10-2003, 03:13
http://z-builder.com/manga/eden/soph.jpg (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=730107#730107)

Reminds me of Key the Metal Idol...

But less disturbing. Then again, anything is less disturbing than Key...

ph34r my BB skilz
NuMetal
06-10-2003, 03:13
:shock:

Hey where did this come from
:D

IAMB!!!!!!!
Goobergunchia
06-10-2003, 03:15
:shock:

Hey where did this come from
:D

IAMB!!!!!!!

No...but IANMB!
NuMetal
06-10-2003, 03:16
:shock:

Hey where did this come from
:D

IAMB!!!!!!!

No...but IANMB!

IVMB?
Goobergunchia
06-10-2003, 03:17
:shock:

Hey where did this come from
:D

IAMB!!!!!!!

No...but IANMB!

IVMB?

Only the mods know....

<----- prepares to annoy some mod until he/she tells us
NuMetal
06-10-2003, 03:23
<-------------says "OH NO THE ARROWS ARE BACK!"
Goobergunchia
06-10-2003, 03:24
^
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|

says "OH NO THE ARROWS ARE BACK!"

<---- grins evilly
NuMetal
06-10-2003, 03:25
^
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says "OH NO THE ARROWS ARE BACK!"

<---- grins evilly


<^>
_\/
Qaaolchoura
06-10-2003, 03:54
[violet] is not just Max Barry.

I'm pretty sure that [violet], is however a collective, and therefore, Max might be one member.
06-10-2003, 05:34
Totally OOC, does anyone have a burrito?
Goobergunchia
06-10-2003, 05:45
Totally OOC, does anyone have a burrito?

Max might...or [violet] might... *shrugs*
06-10-2003, 05:51
Do you?
Goobergunchia
06-10-2003, 05:59
No. But I still think [violet] does....

Or maybe [dredd].

<---- shrugs
06-10-2003, 06:37
I want a burrito!

http://free.freespeech.org/nhn/burrito.jpg

Goobergunchia, please tell my computer to stop making fun of me... :cry:
1 Infinite Loop
06-10-2003, 07:03
when will everyone just realize,
Max barry is actually,
Baron Maxwell Von Schlepp
19th century Prussian prince known for his witty reparte, and amazing ability to sculpt likenesses of notable WWII Military scientists, from fresh lard.

Baron Maxwell is also renowned for his complete inability to adapt to modern battlefield conditions, it wsnot until well after muskets had beecome commonplace on teh battle field did he finally quit deploying his archers and armored knights, both of which stood no chance in a combat situation, and were routinly slaughtered like so many south pacific islanders when presented with the hot soft flow of lava after recently angering their Volcano God,

Baron Maxwell is today both known and unknown to the common masses, as he is posthumously honored by teh coffee brand Maxwell House, the recipie for this tremendous coffee was looted by an American doughboy during WWI when his unit stormed the Castle Von Schlepp, and he brought the recipie back and founded an empire of morining flavor,

Baron Maxwell is also boted for having twice broken his leg while riding one of the newfangled Velocipedes, what we today call Bicycles but in victorian times they called them Velocipedes as victorians were ignorant.

Baron Maxwell is oft quoted today in Mcdonalds when fat ignorant women spill hot coffee on themselves when they screame out "AAAhhhhhhh it is hot it is hot" his famed last words as he was burned alive on a south Pacific island by hot soft Lava after angering the local Volcano God when he asked where all teh cute virgins were at.

so in closing when Mr Hand showed up at Spicolli's house, he was only trying to legitimatly advance Spicolli's outlook and possibilities on life by teaching him history, just as bes stien did when he tried to sell Ferris Bueller Eye Drops.

thank you ,
http://invisionfree.com/forums/The_East_Pacific/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=504
Loop
Ackbar
06-10-2003, 13:49
[violet] is not just Max Barry.

I'm pretty sure that [violet], is however a collective, and therefore, Max might be one member.

Doubtful. Since [violet] is an admin, and there is one (onlyt 1?) other admin, I doubt that he lets the mods test drive the admin act. when he is asleep at the wheel.

Now, I don't know anything. Really, nothing. Except for my love of all things fishy, and my love of burritos, an empty shell.

But I would have to imagine that [violet] is likely exclusively Mr. B.


EDIT: Oh, and what Loop said is probably correct as well.
Ballotonia
06-10-2003, 14:14
But I would have to imagine that [violet] is likely exclusively Mr. B.

Undisclosed sources confirm that [violet] is likely to have an 'a' in its real name. Max Barry has two. You do the math :)

Ballotonia
Myrth
06-10-2003, 16:44
[violet] is the chief codemonkey, so could be Geoff Wong who programmed NS in the first place. I'd imagine that if this is true, Max Barry is [dredd] and only does things like update the news page.

Alternatively, [violet] could be a third person who also knows the architecture of NationStates, and [dredd] could be either this Geoff Wong guy or Max.

I think we need to capture ourselves a mod and torture them by playing David Hasselhoff CDs until they tell us 8)


....

*has a better idea*

*goes off and telegrams informant*
06-10-2003, 16:50
Ok, look. [violet] has certaintly gone through a lot of trouble disguising who s/he is.
No shit.


Who CARES?
I DO!


If [violet] wanted us to know who s/he is, s/he would tell us.
That's why we're trying to figure it out!


Give it up, people!
NEVAR!

You misspelled never
Myrth
06-10-2003, 16:53
You misspelled never

http://www.ileet.net/junk/great/great10.jpg
06-10-2003, 19:21
You misspelled never

http://www.ileet.net/junk/great/great10.jpg

lol, yes I am
Raevyn
07-10-2003, 01:49
I love Loop in a 51% heterosexual way.
Qaaolchoura
07-10-2003, 01:54
[violet] is not just Max Barry.

I'm pretty sure that [violet], is however a collective, and therefore, Max might be one member.

Doubtful. Since [violet] is an admin, and there is one (onlyt 1?) other admin, I doubt that he lets the mods test drive the admin act. when he is asleep at the wheel.

Now, I don't know anything. Really, nothing. Except for my love of all things fishy, and my love of burritos, an empty shell.

But I would have to imagine that [violet] is likely exclusively Mr. B.


EDIT: Oh, and what Loop said is probably correct as well.
Not quite what I meant.
I think that [violet] is a collective of coders, and perhaps friends of Max.

Come to think of it, I wonder if Max is [dredd].
NuMetal
07-10-2003, 01:57
I'm pretty sure [violet] is one person,the mods have said she is Max's codemonkey
Qaaolchoura
07-10-2003, 02:06
Well, I wonder if Max is [dredd] though. . .
NuMetal
07-10-2003, 02:15
Well, I wonder if Max is [dredd] though. . .

I guess its possible,or one of the people who helped set up the site....
Qaaolchoura
07-10-2003, 02:17
If you ever become a mod, promise you'll tell me Nu. :wink:

Edit: I mean whom [violet] and [dredd] are.
Agrigento
07-10-2003, 02:17
He was Maxtopia. I doubt he has an actual nation here, or if he does I highly doubt that it is [Violet].
NuMetal
07-10-2003, 02:19
heheh someone alreadt tried to make a pact like that a couple pages <<that way but it didn't work out to well
Qaaolchoura
07-10-2003, 02:21
With whom?
NuMetal
07-10-2003, 02:33
everyone...it was a sign up kind of thing and one of the mods was like yeah sign up so we know who not to make a mod,but since I will never be a mod anyways sure I'll tell you if you tell me if etc. yeah :)
Qaaolchoura
07-10-2003, 02:45
everyone...it was a sign up kind of thing and one of the mods was like yeah sign up so we know who not to make a mod,but since I will never be a mod anyways sure I'll tell you if you tell me if etc. yeah :)
You do know it was a joke, right Nu?

I know that you could risk your moddom if you ever become a mod (and Salusa seems to like you, so it is a possibility).
07-10-2003, 02:49
You are all gay fags and if there are any girls lesibans to i hope you all rot in your comp room with your crap and piss all around you! :P :twisted: :x :shock: :? 8) :lol: :cry: :wink: :roll: :evil: :) :( :o :idea: :arrow: :?: :!: :!: :!: :!: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
NuMetal
07-10-2003, 02:54
Modalert
---------


and yes I know it was a joke! Does everyone think I have no sense of humour and take everything seriously! :D
The SLAGLands
07-10-2003, 03:49
You are all gay fags and if there are any girls lesibans to i hope you all rot in your comp room with your crap and piss all around you! :P :twisted: :x :shock: :? 8) :lol: :cry: :wink: :roll: :evil: :) :( :o :idea: :arrow: :?: :!: :!: :!: :!: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

You get that one for free. Don't try that again.
Aquilla
07-10-2003, 04:45
I got a horde of theories. Post em tomorow.
1 Infinite Loop
07-10-2003, 04:57
I love Loop in a 51% heterosexual way.

=^-^=

also mine is not theory, mine is Historical fact.
Ackbar
07-10-2003, 15:05
[violet] is not just Max Barry.

I'm pretty sure that [violet], is however a collective, and therefore, Max might be one member.

Doubtful. Since [violet] is an admin, and there is one (onlyt 1?) other admin, I doubt that he lets the mods test drive the admin act. when he is asleep at the wheel.

Now, I don't know anything. Really, nothing. Except for my love of all things fishy, and my love of burritos, an empty shell.

But I would have to imagine that [violet] is likely exclusively Mr. B.


EDIT: Oh, and what Loop said is probably correct as well.
Not quite what I meant.
I think that [violet] is a collective of coders, and perhaps friends of Max.

Come to think of it, I wonder if Max is [dredd].

Possibly, now. But I am still skeptical. Before mods, [violet] used to post often on the threads when needed. So I believe that [violet] may not be Max anymore, but I believe he used to be her.
Stephistan
07-10-2003, 18:28
I know :P

hehe

Peace,
Stephanie.
Tactical Grace
07-10-2003, 18:33
I know :P

hehe

Peace,
Stephanie.
The question never really concerned me, as I did not consider it relevant to my game-playing experience. But knowing that someone may know . . . [sudden jealousy] ;)
Raevyn
08-10-2003, 02:10
I love Loop in a 51% heterosexual way.

=^-^=
>'.'<
[violet]
08-10-2003, 14:05
I believe that [violet] may not be Max anymore, but I believe he used to be her.
This is getting really existential. :shock:
Lemmingcus Meenicus
08-10-2003, 16:04
//runs behind telephone pole and dons disguise

//leaps forth

existential Blues?

-----------------------------------
Humor Troll - now by guest appearence only
----------------------------------------------------
EXISTENTIAL BLUES
Tom "T-Bone" Stankus

The elusive butterfly has just tiptoed past my door
My bonny likes the Yankees, she says "hey t-bone what's the score?"
I say "well, Reggie got 1 and 1 and 3 and 25 is 6 to 4"
Is the left wing really pinko? Colonel Sanders, what a bore.
You ask so many questions, what answers should I choose?
Is it schizoid paranoia or just existential blues?

The amenities of life have been chasing my soul
And my mind is transcendental, and I'm losing all control
And I'm sinking in the quagmire of illusions and Thoreau
I cry out "My name is T-Bone" as a hound dog digs a hole.
You ask so many questions, what answers should I choose?
Is it plain as heebie-jeebies or just existential blues?

Sailing, sailing, what is illusion, what is truth?
Sailing, sailing, over the existential blues.
God bless America, and Old Glory too.
May she always wave o'er us and the red, white and existential
blues.

Bom-idda-bom (and more blue moon noises here)
The existential blues.
Hey you can do what you want but lay off my existential blues
My blue suede existential blues.

I was on a QUEST
Walking down the road today, doo-dah, doo-dah
I was walking down the road
I was looking for the truth of life
When I came across all these little people, little people
Little people all around me.

They looked up at me and said "Hey Mister, are you tall?"
And I said "Yes I'm tall, but who are you weird little wonders?"
And they looked up at me witht their big bloodshot eyes and said
"We are the lollipop kids, the lollipop kids, the lollipop kids
We are the lollipop kids, we'd like to welcome you to munchkin land."

I said "Hey, hey, weird little wonders, I am on a quest.
Walking on the road today doo-dah, doo-dah"
I said "Hey kids I'm looking for the truth of life...
Where do I go? Who do I see?"

"Slow down mister. In order to find the truth of life, one must
see THE WIZARD!"
I said "The WIZARD????" Well where does this wizard oh wise one
live?"
"You see the big green glow-in-the-dark house up on the hill?
I said "Yes, I see the big green glow-in-the-dark house up on the hill"
With the big dark forest between me and the big green glow-in-the-dark
house up on the hill. And a little old lady on a Hoover vacuum
cleaner going "I'll get you my little pretty, and your dog Toto too!"
I don't even HAVE a little dog Toto...

Such predicaments! I must forage ahead!
Walking down the road today, doo-dah, doo-dah
I must find the truth of life
I said "but you know kids, I can handle the big green glow-in-the-
dark house up on the hill, I can handle the dark forest, I can
handle the little old lady and the very strange road they're
sending me down... I've seen yellow stripes in the middle of the
road, but kids, never quite that wide!"

Alright, tighten your shorts pilgrim, and sing like the Duke:
Follow the yellow brick road
Follow the yellow brick road
Follow follow follow follow follow
Follow the yellow brick road
And ever a wonderful Wiz there was, the Wizard of Oz is
one because because because because because because
Because of the wonderful things he does.
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la
We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz.

Well, I got a little bit tired.
Walking down the road today, doooo-dahhhhh, dooooo-daaaaahhhhhh.
A little bit tired of walking down this old blinding yellow
brick road
So I pulled my little tired body off to a little rest area,
And lo and behold there's a little field of little red
flowers out there
[Sniff] Smells so good. Whoa! Getting pretty tired.
Smells so good [sniff]
Figured I'd just strectch out for a bit in this little field of...
poppies poppies poppies poppies poppies poppies ....
I was having a really strange dream, man, you know,
Little red flowers just smell awfully good
I was having a great time
The old wizard's just going to have to wait, man.
And I'm just going to strecth out again in this field of poppies.
OhgodohgodDorothyDorothypoppiesfieldpoppiesfield...

Along came this old man in a green El Dorado two
Screeched to a halt.
A little short man with a big red nose, toting a bottle of
Yukon Jack,
Strolled up to me and said "hey, son"
I said "Old man, don't bother me, poppies poppies poppies poppies"
He said "T-Bone"
I said "wait a minute, this man knows my name! He must be...
THE WIZARD!!!!"
You must be the Wizard, the Wizard of Oz, Why have you come to
haunt me, O Wizard of Oz?
I said "Oh Wizard O Wise one, I've been on a quest
Walking down the road today, doo-dah, doo-dah
We are the lollipop kids, the lollipop kids
Follow the yellow brick road follow the...
I got tired, poppies poppies poppies poppies ...
Little man, I've been through hell!"

He said "hey, slow down, relax!"
I said "Oh Wizard, oh wise one, I've come so far to find the truth
of life"
He said "Hey, son, slow down, relax. To tell you the truth, son..."
I said "Wizard, that's what I've come to find is the truth"
He said "no, son, you've got me all wrong. To tell you the truth,
son, how can I tell you this? Uh, I've been in this field
of poppies a long time, myself, and I've come to find, son,
that the only truth in life is right here in this bottle."
I said "WIZARD!!!?!??!?"
He said "No, truly, son, in fact, I'd rather have this bottle
in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!"

How profound, Wizard!

Some girl with psychic powers, she said "T-bone, what's your
sign"
I blink and answer "Neon," I thought I'd blow her mind.
She's reading Moby Dick, by some fruitcake named Herman.
She's chomping of some knockwurst
Are the [indeciperable] really German?
You ask so many questions, what answers should I choose?
Is this really Butte, Montana or just existential blues?

Really Butte, Montana... is as plain as heebie-jeebies...
Is it schizoid paranoia....

la-la-la-la-la-la-la

EXISTENTIAL BLUES!
The Most Glorious Hack
08-10-2003, 16:22
EXISTENTIAL BLUES
Tom "T-Bone" Stankus

The elusive butterfly has just tiptoed past my door
My bonny likes the Yankees, she says "hey t-bone what's the score?"
I say "well, Reggie got 1 and 1 and 3 and 25 is 6 to 4"
Is the left wing really pinko? Colonel Sanders, what a bore.
You ask so many questions, what answers should I choose?
Is it schizoid paranoia or just existential blues?

Etc.

Good lord... I haven't heard that song in ages...
Peng-Pau
08-10-2003, 17:49
I know :P

hehe

Peace,
Stephanie.

*kidnaps and tortures and bugs Stephanie until she tells him...*

:P
Aquilla
09-10-2003, 02:09
we could all declare war on salusa. He's the youngest one who...knows. I'm older than him.
Qaaolchoura
09-10-2003, 02:40
we could all declare war on salusa. He's the youngest one who...knows. I'm older than him.
He will not RP with that puppet ya know.
SalusaSecondus
09-10-2003, 04:36
we could all declare war on salusa. He's the youngest one who...knows. I'm older than him.

Youngest by what measure? Nation age? Moderation time? Real age? Time on NationStates?
Qaaolchoura
09-10-2003, 04:48
we could all declare war on salusa. He's the youngest one who...knows. I'm older than him.

Youngest by what measure? Nation age? Moderation time? Real age? Time on NationStates?
I think he means the age of that puppet.

*points to Salusa*
Nyborg
09-10-2003, 11:17
I think Ny was being sarcastic :wink:

Really :shock:

I know I was just kidding,the way my sense of humor works,I sometimes deliberitaly respond to sarcasm as though it was serious. :P


No! :shock: Me sarcastic? Never! :wink:

Last week I saw Max again.. this time he was at the laundromat. I was sitting waiting for my clothes to finish washing, minding by own, reading Syrup for the second time, when I noticed him staring at me and the book. I winked at him and continued to read, because I wanted him to know that I am in to his work, and not just some crazed groupie type that has his name tatooed on her ass.. :shock: That's when it hit me.. he was doing his own laundry. Max, I just want you to know, if times get to bad, you can always sleep in a tent in my back yard. I would let you sleep on the couch, but after seeing the way you looked at me.. let's just keep things.. safe. :wink:

This is a complete and total fabrication on my part, mainly designed to throw you off. Because I am Max Barry.
Goobergunchia
09-10-2003, 13:14
[code:1:60d8b83faf][size=3] This is a complete and total fabrication on my part, mainly designed to throw you off. Because I am Max barry. [/size][/code:1:60d8b83faf]

:shock:
Tactical Grace
09-10-2003, 14:39
Guys, Max Barry is a novelist. In other words, he has a life. He is not going to be hanging around NationStates laughing at our clumsy attempts to unmask him. And I don't buy the idea that he too has become addicted to the game, as that is rather more difficult to do when you have created the game in question. Worked out the concept, at least.
Ackbar
09-10-2003, 15:03
Guys, Max Barry is a novelist. In other words, he has a life. He is not going to be hanging around NationStates laughing at our clumsy attempts to unmask him. And I don't buy the idea that he too has become addicted to the game, as that is rather more difficult to do when you have created the game in question. Worked out the concept, at least.

The implication that know one on this game has a life, will cetainly not win you new friends.
Tactical Grace
09-10-2003, 15:07
The implication that know one on this game has a life, will cetainly not win you new friends.
Oh come on, we all joke about it. ;)
Nyborg
09-10-2003, 20:57
Um, being a novelist doesn't entitle you to a "life" as TG so aptly put it. Max has to go out there and get a life just like any of us. I would venture to say, that Max isn't exactly rolling in cash from his books. I could be wrong, and I hope that I am, but I bet he's still doing the lecture circuit to pay the bills. Besides, what do you think he does all day, sit and write for 16 hours straight? I would sincerely hope that he still monitors this game at times. If I were a marketing wiz I would view these forums as free market research. Next time you see a thread that asks "Do you like cheesy poofs?" or "Have you driven a ford lately?" you might ask your self.. ITMB? or IH/SMB? or AIMB? :lol:
Goobergunchia
09-10-2003, 21:05
Um, being a novelist doesn't entitle you to a "life" as TG so aptly put it. Max has to go out there and get a life just like any of us. I would venture to say, that Max isn't exactly rolling in cash from his books. I could be wrong, and I hope that I am, but I bet he's still doing the lecture circuit to pay the bills. Besides, what do you think he does all day, sit and write for 16 hours straight? I would sincerely hope that he still monitors this game at times. If I were a marketing wiz I would view these forums as free market research. Next time you see a thread that asks "Do you like cheesy poofs?" or "Have you driven a ford lately?" you might ask your self.. ITMB? or IH/SMB? or AIMB? :lol:

AYMB?
Tactical Grace
09-10-2003, 21:06
WTF? :roll:

EDIT: Oh, now I get it. Jeez, what's with the acronyms?
Nyborg
09-10-2003, 21:22
Um, being a novelist doesn't entitle you to a "life" as TG so aptly put it. Max has to go out there and get a life just like any of us. I would venture to say, that Max isn't exactly rolling in cash from his books. I could be wrong, and I hope that I am, but I bet he's still doing the lecture circuit to pay the bills. Besides, what do you think he does all day, sit and write for 16 hours straight? I would sincerely hope that he still monitors this game at times. If I were a marketing wiz I would view these forums as free market research. Next time you see a thread that asks "Do you like cheesy poofs?" or "Have you driven a ford lately?" you might ask your self.. ITMB? or IH/SMB? or AIMB? :lol:

AYMB?

IMBMB. AYMB? IVMB? AIV? AYV? :shock:
Nyborg
09-10-2003, 21:23
WTF? :roll:

EDIT: Oh, now I get it. Jeez, what's with the acronyms?


They're fun! :D

Maybe you and Sirocco can help each other. :wink:

SINGAA
NuMetal
09-10-2003, 21:25
WTF? :roll:

EDIT: Oh, now I get it. Jeez, what's with the acronyms?

Obviously you have not read Sirocco's guide to the nationstates language(might not be the exact title but ah well)

IAMB :!:
Goobergunchia
09-10-2003, 21:29
WTF? :roll:

EDIT: Oh, now I get it. Jeez, what's with the acronyms?


They're fun! :D

Maybe you and Sirocco can help each other. :wink:

SINGAA

SATGANGAA :!:

And I do think MBIMB.
Aquilla
10-10-2003, 03:29
we could all declare war on salusa. He's the youngest one who...knows. I'm older than him.

Youngest by what measure? Nation age? Moderation time? Real age? Time on NationStates?

All 4, i guess
SalusaSecondus
10-10-2003, 06:26
Well, SalusaSecondus is the youngest modding nation. But I'm definitely not the youngest at moderation (3 FMs have been appointed since me).

I know that my physical age is greater than at least on of the mods.

I think I am the shortest in time playing this game.
Nyborg
10-10-2003, 09:44
WTF? :roll:

EDIT: Oh, now I get it. Jeez, what's with the acronyms?


They're fun! :D

Maybe you and Sirocco can help each other. :wink:

SINGAA

SATGANGAA :!:

And I do think MBIMB.


MBIMB but HMBABMB?

And you are right, SATGANGAA but GANAGAA. :wink:
Catholic Europe
10-10-2003, 09:51
Wow! This is still going on!
Nyborg
10-10-2003, 11:13
Wow! This is still going on!


Why? AYMB? :shock:


AYV? :o
Sirocco
10-10-2003, 11:20
What the...?!

SINGAA... :cry:
Tactical Grace
10-10-2003, 11:58
OK, everybody stay calm! This thread has been hijacked by the Acronym Proliferation Army! :roll:
SalusaSecondus
10-10-2003, 15:37
No! Anyone but the APA!
Catholic Europe
10-10-2003, 16:25
Wow! This is still going on!


Why? AYMB? :shock:


AYV? :o

I'm confused... :(
Sirocco
10-10-2003, 16:27
No! Anyone but the APA!

*Laughs hysterically*

Hey Salusa... AYMB? :shock:
Eta Carinae
10-10-2003, 17:05
Well, this topic's been puffing steam for some time now.

By the way, I think [violet] and Max Barry are the one and same person.
NuMetal
10-10-2003, 20:13
OK, everybody stay calm! This thread has been hijacked by the Acronym Proliferation Army! :roll:


WellIGuessYou'reDoomedTacticalGrace


With easy translation for those who ANGAA
NuMetal
10-10-2003, 20:14
Wow! This is still going on!


Why? AYMB? :shock:


AYV? :o

I'm confused... :(

CEIC... IWITMHIV?
Goobergunchia
10-10-2003, 22:18
OK, everybody stay calm! This thread has been hijacked by the Acronym Proliferation Army! :roll:

WIGYDT

With easy translation for those who ANGAA removed

Yeah, TGID. As well as AOWANGAA.

:twisted:
Peng-Pau
10-10-2003, 22:21
Wooooah...

Thread deterioration eat your heart out...

This one requires a new term; thread dissolution... :?
NuMetal
10-10-2003, 22:25
Wooooah...

Thread deterioration eat your heart out...

This one requires a new term; thread dissolution... :?

Ok we'll get back on topic...

IVMB???????
Aquilla
11-10-2003, 01:42
YVIMB

SSIMBT

(yes violet is max barry

salusa secondus is max barry too)
NuMetal
11-10-2003, 01:49
YVIMB

SSIMBT

(yes violet is max barry

salusa secondus is max barry too)

TATMBS?

(There are two Max Barrys?)

IMBGAA?
(Is Max Barry good at acronyms?)
Aquilla
11-10-2003, 02:39
VISSAMB

(violet is salusa secondus and max barry)
Ackbar
11-10-2003, 06:27
I am kind of afraid that they will delete this when it hits the deetable number... hope not, but guess we will see.

Some traditions die, and some traditions never do. Sort of like kicking a dead horse, I have to wonder where the expresssion really sprpouted for. You can't come out with someing off the wall and expect everyone to understand what ou mean.

I mean if I said that reading Jennifer Government was like betting on a peacock you would have no idea what I was talking about.

Just saying, where do people come up with such weird expressions?
1 Infinite Loop
11-10-2003, 06:49
Yeah its all kinda like riding a turkey to a duck hunt
Rotovia
11-10-2003, 06:56
If I was Max Barry I'd name my nation Barryland.... Or not.
Ackbar
11-10-2003, 06:57
Yeah its all kinda like riding a turkey to a duck hunt

Or crawling up an escalotor.
Nyborg
11-10-2003, 08:56
Or n00king j00! in the UN forum. :roll:

IMBMB? :shock:
Ballotonia
11-10-2003, 10:45
I am kind of afraid that they will delete this when it hits the deetable number... hope not, but guess we will see.

The 65-page limit is only for the General forum.

Ballotonia
SalusaSecondus
11-10-2003, 13:35
Not to mention, I'm a personal fan of this topic, so I won't let any of the mods delete this one.

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/salusasecondus/salusasecondus2.jpg
SalusaSecondus
Tech Modling
Catholic Europe
11-10-2003, 13:37
CEIC... IWITMHIV?

Aah! Okay, enough with the abbreviations!
NuMetal
11-10-2003, 14:11
Not to mention, I'm a personal fan of this topic, so I won't let any of the mods delete this one.

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/salusasecondus/salusasecondus2.jpg
SalusaSecondus
Tech Modling

Heheh
I hope T.G. doesn't have anything against the APA :o
Tactical Grace
11-10-2003, 14:13
Heheh
I hope T.G. doesn't have anything against the APA :o
Hehe, I am leaving this one well alone. ;)
Ballotonia
11-10-2003, 14:19
Not to mention, I'm a personal fan of this topic, so I won't let any of the mods delete this one.

You can force the mods not to delete something? And a topic about [violet] == Max Barry is personal to you? We'll add one point to the "Salusa == violet == Max Barry" column. Or maybe you're just [violet] or Max Barry, and the two are not the same... Ok, a half point to each of those columns as well.

*looks at the 64738 columns of possibilities so far*

Oh, darn, this is gonna take ages.

Ballotonia
Aquilla
12-10-2003, 02:07
Salusa is the only mod I could see being V/MB. Even if he is, I'd expect [violet] to be a fairly regular RP'er.

Now, my evidence about VIMB:

When SassySillius mentioned a while back that "I know who [violet]'s nation is" other mods started doing the "i know who max's nation is" dance. Besides numbrous other evidence, I think this proves that VIMBSNMAAI!

(so no more acronyms about it!)

Evidence on who [violet] is later.
Ackbar
13-10-2003, 07:00
I am kind of afraid that they will delete this when it hits the deetable number... hope not, but guess we will see.

The 65-page limit is only for the General forum.

Ballotonia

S’What I hear, but they never expected this dam thread to live so long.

:lol:

Not to mention, I'm a personal fan of this topic, so I won't let any of the mods delete this one.

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/salusasecondus/salusasecondus2.jpg
SalusaSecondus
Tech Modling


Well that’s good to know…… does that mean we will never be free of this darn topic?

:x
13-10-2003, 07:44
Proof: A couple weeks ago, Slag said that "Rep and Barry" would have to approve of something. This was in the IRC room, and someone had mentioned something. Anyway... If it required admin approval, why would he leave [violet] out if [violet] != MB? Loose lips sink ships, Slag.
The Most Glorious Hack
13-10-2003, 14:13
Except that [violet] was on vacation a couple weeks ago...
13-10-2003, 16:02
There is an obvious over abundance of proposals in the UN. The are only voted on by the UN if they recieve enough support, but how am I to read through them all. If they must recieve enough support to be voted on by the UN than they should also be allowed to be voted to be removed from the proposal list.

I. All existing proposals required to recieve a number of support votes should have an option to cast negative support which should be set in accordance with the support votes (ie. they must recieve 124 to be voted on by the UN then there should be an option so cast negative support. If 50 negative support be submitted then it should be deleted.)

II. Any proposal recieving set amount of negative support should be deleted.
Tactical Grace
13-10-2003, 16:06
This thread is not the place to post game modification suggestions.

Tactical Grace
Forum Moderator
13-10-2003, 18:08
Except that [violet] was on vacation a couple weeks ago...

Even if [violet] was on vacation. You think they stop asking the President what to do if he goes on Vacation?
Atlantian Outcasts
13-10-2003, 18:10
So, Melkor, Nutty... how 'bout that knowing who [violet] is, eh?

*laughs maniacally*

*launches cola bombs*
Ballotonia
13-10-2003, 21:13
Except that [violet] was on vacation a couple weeks ago...

Well, that simply means that since [violet] was on vacation, and Max Barry wasn't, [violet] can't be Max Barry!! :D

Unless ofcourse the timing mentioned here is a tad off so [violet] was already back from (or about to leave to) holiday. In that case it's proof that [violet] == Max Barry.

So, in summary we've distilled this thing down to two possibilities. Either Max Barry == [violet], or Max Barry != [violet]. It's a comforting thought there are no other possibilities we'll have to consider here... ;)

Ballotonia
Goobergunchia
13-10-2003, 21:18
Except that [violet] was on vacation a couple weeks ago...

Well, that simply means that since [violet] was on vacation, and Max Barry wasn't, [violet] can't be Max Barry!! :D

Unless ofcourse the timing mentioned here is a tad off so [violet] was already back from (or about to leave to) holiday. In that case it's proof that [violet] == Max Barry.

So, in summary we've distilled this thing down to two possibilities. Either Max Barry == [violet], or Max Barry != [violet]. It's a comforting thought there are no other possibilities we'll have to consider here... ;)

Ballotonia

What if [violet] is SOMETIMES Max Barry? :twisted:
SalusaSecondus
13-10-2003, 21:41
This problem can be reduced to two simpler problems:

First) Prove that Max Barry is a Subset (though not necessarily proper) of [violet]

Second) Prove that [violet] is a subset (though not necessarily proper) of Max Barry

Once you've shown those two, you've proven that Max Barry = [violet]

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/salusasecondus/salusasecondus2.jpg
SalusaSecondus
Tech Modling
PGP: 0x0604DF3E
Phoebos
13-10-2003, 23:05
Yay! Set theory!

*waltzes around in mathematical happiness*
RedCommunist
14-10-2003, 22:38
No....nuff said
Aquilla
18-10-2003, 02:38
I noticed violet online. THis means she can't be:

: -Chaos, Agrigento, Al Anbar, Andromeda VII, Anthrus, Aquilla, Arribastan, Aryan Cheeses, Avia, BaXbOm Land, Bayorta, Belem, Bistmath, Brittanic States, Bryn Shander, Carver States, Celack, Chikyota, Copiosa Scotia, Corti, Cspalla, Dark terror, Dauragons, Diminix, Dontgonearthere, Draconis Nightcrawlis, Dread Lady Nathicana, Ebolania, Eccentrities, Elauria, Free Lloyd Land, Furry Folk, Galdania, Guanyu, Hans564, Har Land, Haverton, Heksefattania, Hell Bovines, Hepptoto, Independant Pluto, Ineptia, Intergallactic Hell, Istar, I_US_I, Jems Paradise, Jesterz, Juggaloism, Kaer Kaosium, Katangara, Keeblerhoff Vandi II, Koogafuga, Krowemoh, Kuat, Kumatsumotors Corp, Lapse, Larkinia, Leafar Islands, Lerean Matsu, Merabinaxia, Mezzaluna, Mirkai, Myrth, Naelosia, Nardoza, Neon lights, Netizens, Neutered Sputniks, New Chelsea, New Cyberia, New FunkyMonkeyLand, NGEN Corp, Niesi, North-eastern Europe, Np1, Nsendalen, NuMetal, Olympus Coliseum, Omz222, Osutoria-Hangarii, Our Earth, Parratoga, Peculiarities, Penguenia, Phalanix, Phoebos, Potlovers, Qaaolchoura, Rambos Army, Redlenin, Renard, Rick and Beckwith, Ruhr, ScienceandExploration, Sector Seven, Shildonia, Shing-lo, Sileetris, SilverCities, Sirocco, Sizzle, Sneaky Bastards, Snubis, Spaam, Spherical objects, Starfleet Council, State Sponsored Terror, Super American VX Man, Tactical Grace, Taka, Talkos, Tannelorn, Tarasovka, Teritora, The Bleeding Roses, The Frenchman, The Lords of War, The Mindset, The Trojan Empire, Tqociotfic, Tranquilis, Treznor, TROUSRS, TSC-1, Tubamanea, United World States, Ur6, USAIRFORCE, Varessa, Vorena, Western Asia, Wolf Kingdom, Wuzzonoa, Xanthal, [violet]
TROUSRS
18-10-2003, 02:42
Well, if you use 2 different browsers (IE and Netscape or Opera or the NS Browser), you can be on 2 nations at once. Or however many different browsers, not windows, you have open.
NuMetal
18-10-2003, 02:44
I noticed violet online. THis means she can't be:

: -Chaos, Agrigento, Al Anbar, Andromeda VII, Anthrus, Aquilla, Arribastan, Aryan Cheeses, Avia, BaXbOm Land, Bayorta, Belem, Bistmath, Brittanic States, Bryn Shander, Carver States, Celack, Chikyota, Copiosa Scotia, Corti, Cspalla, Dark terror, Dauragons, Diminix, Dontgonearthere, Draconis Nightcrawlis, Dread Lady Nathicana, Ebolania, Eccentrities, Elauria, Free Lloyd Land, Furry Folk, Galdania, Guanyu, Hans564, Har Land, Haverton, Heksefattania, Hell Bovines, Hepptoto, Independant Pluto, Ineptia, Intergallactic Hell, Istar, I_US_I, Jems Paradise, Jesterz, Juggaloism, Kaer Kaosium, Katangara, Keeblerhoff Vandi II, Koogafuga, Krowemoh, Kuat, Kumatsumotors Corp, Lapse, Larkinia, Leafar Islands, Lerean Matsu, Merabinaxia, Mezzaluna, Mirkai, Myrth, Naelosia, Nardoza, Neon lights, Netizens, Neutered Sputniks, New Chelsea, New Cyberia, New FunkyMonkeyLand, NGEN Corp, Niesi, North-eastern Europe, Np1, Nsendalen, NuMetal, Olympus Coliseum, Omz222, Osutoria-Hangarii, Our Earth, Parratoga, Peculiarities, Penguenia, Phalanix, Phoebos, Potlovers, Qaaolchoura, Rambos Army, Redlenin, Renard, Rick and Beckwith, Ruhr, ScienceandExploration, Sector Seven, Shildonia, Shing-lo, Sileetris, SilverCities, Sirocco, Sizzle, Sneaky Bastards, Snubis, Spaam, Spherical objects, Starfleet Council, State Sponsored Terror, Super American VX Man, Tactical Grace, Taka, Talkos, Tannelorn, Tarasovka, Teritora, The Bleeding Roses, The Frenchman, The Lords of War, The Mindset, The Trojan Empire, Tqociotfic, Tranquilis, Treznor, TROUSRS, TSC-1, Tubamanea, United World States, Ur6, USAIRFORCE, Varessa, Vorena, Western Asia, Wolf Kingdom, Wuzzonoa, Xanthal, [violet]

[violet] cant be [violet] !?!? :?: :!: :?
Xanthal
18-10-2003, 05:25
I noticed violet online. THis means she can't be... Xanthal...Duh. I already knew that I wasn't [violet]. Or did I?...

...Yep, I did.
Ackbar
18-10-2003, 06:00
I noticed violet online. THis means she can't be:

: -Chaos, Agrigento, Al Anbar, Andromeda VII, Anthrus, Aquilla, Arribastan, Aryan Cheeses, Avia, BaXbOm Land, Bayorta, Belem, Bistmath, Brittanic States, Bryn Shander, Carver States, Celack, Chikyota, Copiosa Scotia, Corti, Cspalla, Dark terror, Dauragons, Diminix, Dontgonearthere, Draconis Nightcrawlis, Dread Lady Nathicana, Ebolania, Eccentrities, Elauria, Free Lloyd Land, Furry Folk, Galdania, Guanyu, Hans564, Har Land, Haverton, Heksefattania, Hell Bovines, Hepptoto, Independant Pluto, Ineptia, Intergallactic Hell, Istar, I_US_I, Jems Paradise, Jesterz, Juggaloism, Kaer Kaosium, Katangara, Keeblerhoff Vandi II, Koogafuga, Krowemoh, Kuat, Kumatsumotors Corp, Lapse, Larkinia, Leafar Islands, Lerean Matsu, Merabinaxia, Mezzaluna, Mirkai, Myrth, Naelosia, Nardoza, Neon lights, Netizens, Neutered Sputniks, New Chelsea, New Cyberia, New FunkyMonkeyLand, NGEN Corp, Niesi, North-eastern Europe, Np1, Nsendalen, NuMetal, Olympus Coliseum, Omz222, Osutoria-Hangarii, Our Earth, Parratoga, Peculiarities, Penguenia, Phalanix, Phoebos, Potlovers, Qaaolchoura, Rambos Army, Redlenin, Renard, Rick and Beckwith, Ruhr, ScienceandExploration, Sector Seven, Shildonia, Shing-lo, Sileetris, SilverCities, Sirocco, Sizzle, Sneaky Bastards, Snubis, Spaam, Spherical objects, Starfleet Council, State Sponsored Terror, Super American VX Man, Tactical Grace, Taka, Talkos, Tannelorn, Tarasovka, Teritora, The Bleeding Roses, The Frenchman, The Lords of War, The Mindset, The Trojan Empire, Tqociotfic, Tranquilis, Treznor, TROUSRS, TSC-1, Tubamanea, United World States, Ur6, USAIRFORCE, Varessa, Vorena, Western Asia, Wolf Kingdom, Wuzzonoa, Xanthal, [violet]

Aha! So I might be [violet]!!












:twisted:
Ballotonia
18-10-2003, 10:10
Hmmm. One other flaw in this method of figuring out who is or isn't [violet] is that there's lots and lots of nations out there who never hit the forums at all.

Can't we just go back to random guessing? ;)

Ballotonia
Nyborg
18-10-2003, 10:25
Umm.. I've had two nations logged on simultaniously with IE. I won't tell you how though. :twisted:

My new theory: MBINVBHWJIV.
18-10-2003, 10:43
YVIMB

SSIMBT

(yes violet is max barry

salusa secondus is max barry too)

Hmmm, that would explain the mask :wink: :wink:
Aquilla
19-10-2003, 02:21
Not to mention, I'm a personal fan of this topic, so I won't let any of the mods delete this one.

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/salusasecondus/salusasecondus2.jpg
SalusaSecondus
Tech Modling

It must be! Salusa is Violet!

Hmmm. One other flaw in this method of figuring out who is or isn't [violet] is that there's lots and lots of nations out there who never hit the forums at all.

Then we can eliminate all those. If the mods go to the trouble to brag that they know who [v]'s nation is, we cam expect that [v]'s nation is a common RP'er. ...right?

Um...

Maybe [violet] is the Mets.
Ackbar
22-10-2003, 04:57
So, what was our decision?
Ballotonia
22-10-2003, 07:49
So, what was our decision?

That the yellow turtle must've had an umbrella when it fell in the water.

Oh, you mean regarding the topic? No decision was reached. I think.

Ballotonia
Roania
28-10-2003, 08:56
Okay... I have a list of ideas to add, based on Salusa's last statement in my thread, Does [Dredd] exist?

1. Max Barry=[Dredd]

2. Max Barry = SalusaSecondus=[Dredd]

3. Max Barry = [mantle] ((Perhaps that should be, was =Mantle, whoever [Mantle] was, he is no longer here))
HC Eredivisie
28-10-2003, 09:18
Hmmm. One other flaw in this method of figuring out who is or isn't [violet] is that there's lots and lots of nations out there who never hit the forums at all.

Then we can eliminate all those. If the mods go to the trouble to brag that they know who [v]'s nation is, we cam expect that [v]'s nation is a common RP'er. ...right?

Um...

Maybe [violet] is the Mets.

maybe [violet] has a well known nation in NS that almost never comes to the forums. Perhaps [Violet] = Francos Spain :shock:
Phoebos
28-10-2003, 12:28
I think there's a fair amount of evidence backing the idea that Salusa is Max Barry, and I'm coming around to this belief. The reasons:


I can't believe it would have been the intention of MB to completely give up editing issues when the mod editing interface was created, yet we have since seen no issues saying 'Edited by Max Barry'. We have, however, seen a number edited by Salusa. Editing issues doesn't really fall under his self-defined remit of assisting nations in the tech forum and providing tech expertise to the mods, does it?
His own posting on a topic he closed and referred to this; the thread had begun with a discussion on who [dredd] was, but migrated to a discussion of himself. He closed it, and did so with a comment of 'This is slightly off topic, but close enough (and getting closer)'.
Similarity of writing styles between his posts and items on the News pages
The mask! Why else would he hide his face, but for fear that we would recongise it? :wink:

Of course, there is some evidence repudiating this suggestion:

The events in the Pacific on Sunday. Salusa was the first one to state the intentions of non-interference. If Neut knew he was MB (which we must assume he would have done), then I can't understand why he (Neut) would have taken the actions that he did.
Salusa has publicly declared he can't edit the NS code. Unless this is a self-imposed restriction, I can't see why this would be the case, and I also don't believe he would lie about it
The amount of time SS spends on the site. Seems rather a lot if MB is working on other things primarily

It's possible, I suppose, that MB/SS prefers to keep out of the general admin of the site, which would explain why he poses himself in an advisory role. If he simply repeated the mod concensus on Sunday, rather than posting a policy statement, one can envision Neut might have taken a different angle. Anyway, just a few thoughts
Aquilla
29-10-2003, 03:08
Methinks maybe this should be moved to Moderation! Hmm?
Letila
29-10-2003, 04:27
[Violet] is the Architect! Sputniks is an agent! SalucaSecondus must be the Keymaker!

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mliêstôlkakûmek(Love all as you love yourself)
Racism-the other stupid ideology
Peace, love, and girls with small waists and big butts!
Letilan moths! Yay!
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:TEA1WL6tIGQC:w1.150.telia.com/~u15008589
Konania
02-11-2003, 04:23
[Violet] is the Architect! Sputniks is an agent! SalucaSecondus must be the Keymaker!
ROTFL.

--Felix
Phoebos
02-11-2003, 13:18
[Violet] is the Architect! Sputniks is an agent! SalucaSecondus must be the Keymaker!


Not a bad analogy, really.

Would [dredd] then be the oracle?
10-11-2003, 07:17
[Violet] is the Architect! Sputniks is an agent! SalucaSecondus must be the Keymaker!

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mliêstôlkakûmek(Love all as you love yourself)
Racism-the other stupid ideology
Peace, love, and girls with small waists and big butts!
Letilan moths! Yay!
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:TEA1WL6tIGQC:w1.150.telia.com/~u15008589


HAHAHA, that is great!
10-11-2003, 08:08
Max is dead, his soul is trapped in the golden floppy disk.
[violet] is NS,and NS is [violet], the mods are globby things
that put people into comas and trap there consciousness in the game.
10-11-2003, 09:01
I think there's a fair amount of evidence backing the idea that Salusa is Max Barry, and I'm coming around to this belief.


Well, if that's true, there's a handsome handsome man hiding under that mask....Doh....was that outloud? :P
Cogitation
10-11-2003, 15:47
the mods are globby things that put people into comas and trap there consciousness in the game.

...excpet for me. I'm an android. :wink:

This is a reference to a running joke started in the topic "Mods Corner" (sp?).

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester
Total n Utter Insanity
04-12-2003, 08:57
*posts in the soon to be archived thread*

Your message has been sent to:
Max Violet admin@nationstates.net

Max is Violet!

...or maybe Max and Violet are the admin...

:cry:
Ballotonia
04-12-2003, 13:44
Shouldn't we at least get an answer before seeing this thread locked away?

Ballotonia
Myrth
04-12-2003, 14:43
Max does have a nation, but it's not [violet].
Max has full admin access to the server but I'm not sure if he has his own account or just shares one with [violet]... :?

Seeing as [violet] seems to be the main deliverer of news about Jennifer Government and other Max Barry related things, they obviously converse regularly outside of NationStates

</sherlock>
04-12-2003, 14:46
04-12-2003, 14:52
Ahaha. I never thought of that. I guess it makes sense.
Why would they make a Random First person an Administrator, who rarely Posts?

If not Barry, then maybe its the Senior Webmester.
Fyreheart
04-12-2003, 15:29
DP
Fyreheart
04-12-2003, 15:30
I just read through 35 pages of posts.

I believe Max Barry is Salusa.

My eyes hurt now.
Myrth
04-12-2003, 15:36
I just read through 35 pages of posts.

I believe Max Barry is Salusa.

My eyes hurt now.


Hmm... I don't think so. Salusa is always going on about having to 'recommend' things to [violet].
If he was Max Barry, then he'd already have server access and could do it himself.
DNS
04-12-2003, 15:56
I just read through 35 pages of posts.

I believe Max Barry is Salusa.

My eyes hurt now.


Hmm... I don't think so. Salusa is always going on about having to 'recommend' things to [violet].
If he was Max Barry, then he'd already have server access and could do it himself.

Not nessisarily, they could be cooperating, and he needs to check with [violet] before doing anything.
Myrth
04-12-2003, 16:01
Hmmm... but a while ago I was telegramming Salusa about a moderation matter, and he said he supported my cause, but it was up to the mods.
If Salusa was Max Barry, he wouldn't need to ratify things with the mods.
04-12-2003, 17:24
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Ballotonia
04-12-2003, 17:37
I think [viloit] stands for something, if not my firend thinks [viliot] is Max Barrys wife, but is max even married?

Violet is a character in the book Jennifer Government.

Ballotonia
04-12-2003, 17:41
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Emperor Matthuis
04-12-2003, 19:00
none of us will know the answer we just like guessing
Frigben
05-12-2003, 11:13
Wha? Why is this stickied? 8)
Ballotonia
05-12-2003, 15:56
Wha? Why is this stickied? 8)

Because it's a Technical question.

What we know of as "Max Barry" is actually an artificial intelligence program running on a main frame in Australia. [violet] is an artificial intelligence program that's run amok on the internet and has created this entire site from bits left over from the dot-com crash (although I do believe some of the zeros came from a draft budget of the US Department of Defense).

Since [violet] has recently gained access to the launch codes of a batch of ICBMs, researchers are looking into the probability that [violet] == Max Barry. If so, it could possibly provide a method of shutting the [violet] program down before we are all vaporized.

Considering all our lives are at stake here, the Moderators were willing to consider stickying this topic. Fortunately for all of us, the SalusaSecondus program had a segmentation fault, and it thus couldn't vote 'no' (as it always does in these cases... hence our suspicions that Salusa may also be [violet]). The vote was won by that one vote, leading to this topic being stickied.

So, please cherish the stickyness of this thread. And above all, if you know whether Max Barry == [violet], LET US KNOW!!! For God and Country, for the Children, for the safety of the human race, *HELP*!!!

Ballotonia
--Goddess--
05-12-2003, 20:36
I just read through 35 pages of posts.

I believe Max Barry is Salusa.

My eyes hurt now.


Hmm... I don't think so. Salusa is always going on about having to 'recommend' things to [violet].
If he was Max Barry, then he'd already have server access and could do it himself.

"Maybe [violet]... or Salusa, may we say... is trying to trick you into thinking that."
The Zoogie People
05-12-2003, 23:49
Read thru 35 pages of posts? Do what I did, read the topic and skip the pages lol :)

I think that violet will probably end up as just another regular person, who happened to be very involved with Nation States...not Al Gore :P or Max Barry.

Max Barry is probably one of those nations that are the best in all three categories, with a population of at least a few billion, and who moves around from region to region, or just buries himself at the bottom of some region, and is not active in the forums. He must be concealing his identy :)
Aquilla
06-12-2003, 03:34
Woohoo I got a sticky!

Max Barry could be Joshovic...
Qaaolchoura
06-12-2003, 03:41
Woohoo I got an announcement!

Max Barry could be Joshovich
He is.
Didn't you know?!? :shock:

That is how he got a 33 billion+ pop

of course you know that he's not I hope. Josofovitch was complaining about things which if he had a admin access he could fix easily a month or two back. Sorry 'bout the edited quote. Couldn't resist.
Omz222
06-12-2003, 03:45
Never postd here I believe... And Aquilla, congratso n having your post to be a stickey :P

Anyways, here's my theroy about [violet]:

1. A person closely related to Max Barry (business partner, etc.) OR hired by Max Barry to take care of the server (unlikely);
2. Someone from Zikzak, the people who designed the NS software. Since I sorta doubt Max have the time to fix the server, etc. it might as well be one who is hired, but from a specific company;
3. Someone from the server host. Reason similar as the above.
4. Drumroll... Max Barry. Although [violet] still haven't "offically" confirmed who he is (or I just missed it), and he/she didn't say that he/she IS Max Barry, I'm still tempted (sp.) to have another possiblilty :wink: There's also the person Violet in Jennifer Government as mentioned earlier.

About Max Barry however... Might as well be one of those "Ex-nations" browsing the forum, who can be seen at the bottom of "Who is Online" page?
Catholic Europe
06-12-2003, 16:13
Wow, this got stickied! :shock:
[violet]
07-12-2003, 12:16
Just what I was going to say! :shock:
Lapse
07-12-2003, 13:15
no, can i have a go with a crazy theory:

Max Barry doesnt even exist, rather, evil vampires from mars have come down and started enslavig our minds in a game like this. The book was just a method to fund the martuian program. They will eventually try to dissolve the whole Earth into war caused by inter NS national or regional rivalries. this will be followed by nuclkear war where everyone n00ks each other and the martians who can only live in radioactive enviroments will take over the world from the extinct humans

Does it make sence

-----OR-----

[violet] Could just be a bot

-----OR-----

I could be Max Barry :wink:

-----OR-----

This could all be a figment of our imagination
The Most Glorious Hack
07-12-2003, 14:25
Max Barry doesnt even exist, rather, evil vampires from mars have come down and started enslavig our minds in a game like this. The book was just a method to fund the martuian program. They will eventually try to dissolve the whole Earth into war caused by inter NS national or regional rivalries. this will be followed by nuclkear war where everyone n00ks each other and the martians who can only live in radioactive enviroments will take over the world from the extinct humans

Damn. You figured it out. I'll have to delete you now.
Atlantian Outcasts
07-12-2003, 14:34
Max Barry doesnt even exist, rather, evil vampires from mars have come down and started enslavig our minds in a game like this. The book was just a method to fund the martuian program. They will eventually try to dissolve the whole Earth into war caused by inter NS national or regional rivalries. this will be followed by nuclkear war where everyone n00ks each other and the martians who can only live in radioactive enviroments will take over the world from the extinct humans

Damn. You figured it out. I'll have to delete you now.

you should have deleted the post as well. *runs off to tell world* *runs back to take medication, then runs back out*
Lapse
07-12-2003, 14:50
Max Barry doesnt even exist, rather, evil vampires from mars have come down and started enslavig our minds in a game like this. The book was just a method to fund the martuian program. They will eventually try to dissolve the whole Earth into war caused by inter NS national or regional rivalries. this will be followed by nuclkear war where everyone n00ks each other and the martians who can only live in radioactive enviroments will take over the world from the extinct humans

Damn. You figured it out. I'll have to delete you now.


I knew it!!! :D
Goobergunchia
07-12-2003, 18:04
]Just what I was going to say! :shock:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/images/wtf.gif
NuMetal
07-12-2003, 19:26
]Just what I was going to say! :shock:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/images/wtf.gif

[Violet] is also surpriesd that this thread was stickied.

blarg.


AIMB?

Or something?

I think it all began 45,00 years ago, when a giant rat was walking calmly through the forest, but suddenly mutated into Max Barry, causing global warming and fast food resteraunts. This global destabilization can only be stopped by someone who has an expensive car with machine gun emplacements.
Daamfeck
07-12-2003, 19:28
For sure.
07-12-2003, 20:47
erm, no, but heres a thought, nationstates was founded some time in november. [violet] was founded the 8th of october 2002. I havent been able to access [violet]'s profile thing. It is probably not just another nation.
Largent
07-12-2003, 20:52
erm, no, but heres a thought, nationstates was founded some time in november. [violet] was founded the 8th of october 2002. I havent been able to access [violet]'s profile thing. It is probably not just another nation.
i agree whole heartedly
Largent
07-12-2003, 21:00
why can't his/her profile thing be viewed? even if it was max why not? it makes me unhappy :cry:
Myrth
07-12-2003, 21:22
[violet] used to have a nation back in the early days of NS, but now it is just a forum account.
Largent
07-12-2003, 21:27
Oh. Also, how did they get the brackets in their name. Isn't it you can only use normal letters?
Goobergunchia
07-12-2003, 21:29
Oh. Also, how did they get the brackets in their name. Isn't it you can only use normal letters?

[violet] is only a forum account, not a game account. That's why the brackets are there.
Myrth
07-12-2003, 21:33
Oh. Also, how did they get the brackets in their name. Isn't it you can only use normal letters?

Square-brackets are the old way of denoting a mod. [violet], [dredd] and [mantle].
Crimmond
10-12-2003, 07:10
I'm putting part of this argument to rest right now...

The man in the SalusaSecondus pic is NOT Max Barry.

Proof:

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/salusasecondus/salusasecondus2.jpghttp://www.maxbarry.com/images/max/small178.jpg

SalusaSecondus on the left, Max on the right.

Note the chin structure. While SalusaSecondus has a round chin, Max has a more pointed chin.

The picture is not of the same person. Now, this could meant that Salusa and Max are different people, or that Salusa is not using a pic of himself.

Either way, that isn't Max behind the mask.
Neutered Sputniks
10-12-2003, 07:15
How can you tell? The mask of Sal's nose doesnt really allow for a good view of his chin...
TJHairball
10-12-2003, 07:17
erm, no, but heres a thought, nationstates was founded some time in november. [violet] was founded the 8th of october 2002. I havent been able to access [violet]'s profile thing. It is probably not just another nation.
i agree whole heartedly

Check mine :P
Crimmond
10-12-2003, 07:20
How can you tell? The mask of Sal's nose doesnt really allow for a good view of his chin...Salusa's doesn't stick out, you look at the sides where Max's does and you see that there are no indications that it does stick out.
Goobergunchia
10-12-2003, 14:23
erm, no, but heres a thought, nationstates was founded some time in november. [violet] was founded the 8th of october 2002. I havent been able to access [violet]'s profile thing. It is probably not just another nation.
i agree whole heartedly

Check mine :P

You mean this (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_nation/nation=Tahar_Joblis)? :P ;)
Myrth
10-12-2003, 14:30
I should really put Socialist Myrth back into the Proletariat Coalition.
Myrth
10-12-2003, 18:48
[violet] wasn't even the second nation.
Maxtopia was the first, followed by a nation called cilbuper. They were both founded on August 21st. Cilbuper's flag had a fishy on it :D
[violet]
11-12-2003, 15:03
While SalusaSecondus has a round chin, Max has a more pointed chin.
Also, Max's nose isn't that long. Oh, wait... you're saying that's a mask?
Total n Utter Insanity
11-12-2003, 15:13
[violet] is site admin and works very closely with Max on the maintenance and updating of this site.

Ah ha!
Crimmond
12-12-2003, 05:58
]While SalusaSecondus has a round chin, Max has a more pointed chin.
Also, Max's nose isn't that long. Oh, wait... you're saying that's a mask?I should hope that no one is THAT deformed... :shock:
DNS
12-12-2003, 15:25
<snip>

The picture is not of the same person. Now, this could meant that Salusa and Max are different people, or that Salusa is not using a pic of himself.

Either way, that isn't Max behind the mask.

Actually, it could be. Considering lighting conditions, makeup, and color vs. B&W, it could well be that what your noticing is just a trick of the light. The long nose isn't helping much either.
Crimmond
12-12-2003, 20:07
Stop confusing the issue with the facts.

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/postmastergeneral.jpg
Kevin
Postmaster-General of Crimmond
OOC Affairs Minister and Speaker of the Almighty Player
Ackbar
16-12-2003, 16:25
I can't believe this got stickied.

Not that I disagree, just very funny and odd, which are two things I enjoy (humor and oddity).
HC Eredivisie
21-12-2003, 12:55
i am [purple]
Aquilla
23-12-2003, 03:55
I think [violet] is a shared account by all the mods and max barry, max barry is Neutered Sputniks
Myrth
23-12-2003, 04:00
max barry is Neutered Sputniks

That's a new one :shock:
Lapse
23-12-2003, 11:40
or he could be that nation, whasis name, godmodingn00bs. Or one of the other large godmoders. Its always who you least expect
Aquilla
24-12-2003, 03:25
[violet] is site admin and works very closely with Max on the maintenance and updating of this site.

Ah ha!

That's why I say that Max is Neut.