We want our magic powers// Temple of the Mods - Page 5
Mutant Dogs
12-03-2004, 09:37
The Ninja Mod walks among us.....
Stop ye constant posterin, friend - ye is makin a mockery of meself
If ye has to, do it in support of the Liberal Dogs
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 09:38
Liberal dogs love the Mods !!
Mutant Dogs
12-03-2004, 09:39
Liberal dogs love the Mods !!
Ye is makin a grande improvement...
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 09:42
Smeagol-Gollum must be sacrificed for attempting to close the temple !!!
*Gets out piano wire and Pink CDs*
Whoohoo! Don't forget the dental tools, fire ants, jell-o, plasma flamethrower and assorted stabbity devices! :D
Mutant Dogs
12-03-2004, 09:44
... And the grease bucket
*Gets out grease bucket
Whoohoo! Don't forget the dental tools, fire ants, jell-o, plasma flamethrower and assorted stabbity devices! :D
see? even our resident mod approves of this victim!
The Atheists Reality
12-03-2004, 09:46
*gets out knives, dips them in satans blood hot sauce*
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 09:48
*The drums play in the background, candle light flickers over the body of Smeagol-Gollum which is tied over the alter with piano wire. In a near by cauldren jello begins to set. Jars of fire ants and hot sauce are placed on the table. Pink plays in the background. Various tools of doom and pain are being heated. The Plasma tourch starts to play on the bottom of his feet...and some hot dogs that we brought over*
Mutant Dogs
12-03-2004, 09:49
*The drums play in the background, candle light flickers over the body of Smeagol-Gollum which is tied over the alter with piano wire. In a near by cauldren jello begins to set. Jars of fire ants and hot sauce are placed on the table. Pink plays in the background. Various tools of doom and pain are being heated. The Plasma tourch starts to play on the bottom of his feet...and some hot dogs that we brought over*
:P
*The drums play in the background, candle light flickers over the body of Smeagol-Gollum which is tied over the alter with piano wire. In a near by cauldren jello begins to set. Jars of fire ants and hot sauce are placed on the table. Pink plays in the background. Various tools of doom and pain are being heated. The Plasma tourch starts to play on the bottom of his feet...and some hot dogs that we brought over*
*dances naked around the altar*
AAAH! MY EYES! FOUL BLASPHEMER!!! *ZAP!* :P
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 09:52
We are going to lose our PG-13 rating for sure.
The Atheists Reality
12-03-2004, 09:54
we lost it when the chainsaw was used
*The drums play in the background, candle light flickers over the body of Smeagol-Gollum which is tied over the alter with piano wire. In a near by cauldren jello begins to set. Jars of fire ants and hot sauce are placed on the table. Pink plays in the background. Various tools of doom and pain are being heated. The Plasma tourch starts to play on the bottom of his feet...and some hot dogs that we brought over*
*dances naked around the altar*
WHAT A WONDERFUL SIGHT :P
*only dances faster while flailing arms around*
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 09:55
*The drums play in the background, candle light flickers over the body of Smeagol-Gollum which is tied over the alter with piano wire. In a near by cauldren jello begins to set. Jars of fire ants and hot sauce are placed on the table. Pink plays in the background. Various tools of doom and pain are being heated. The Plasma tourch starts to play on the bottom of his feet...and some hot dogs that we brought over*
*dances naked around the altar*
ACK! MY EYES! THE PAAAAAAAAAAAIN! :P
*only dances faster while flailing arms around*
Plays drum faster.
Mutant Dogs
12-03-2004, 09:57
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(STILL THE SPOOTIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!)
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 09:58
*Does various painful things to the victum behind a curtain. The sounds of screams and teen pop fill the air*
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 10:01
Name has been changed.
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 10:02
THE MODS ARE WITH US AGAIN !!!
Mutant Dogs
12-03-2004, 10:03
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*still dancing naked*
I'm afraid i must leave now. Have lots of sex and sacrificing!
*dances out door*
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 10:03
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Think about it
that is freaky !!
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 10:05
*still dancing naked*
I'm afraid i must leave now. Have lots of sex and sacrificing!
*dances out door*
Bye .
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 10:10
The sacrifice is completed. The heart of the evil one is placed in jello and delivered to the Mods and his head is placed on a pike infront of the temple.
The Atheists Reality
12-03-2004, 10:23
*applauds*
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 10:35
More Sacrifices !!!
*looks around and sees that he is alone. Turns up the Metallica and starts playing air guitar*
The Atheists Reality
12-03-2004, 10:38
*shoots the cd player*
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 10:39
OOPS !!
Ehmm..I was just..uh..getting the alter ready..yeah thats the ticket.
The Atheists Reality
12-03-2004, 10:43
*plays sacrifice by I.L.T.M*
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 10:43
Turn it up !!
The Atheists Reality
12-03-2004, 10:47
*attaches the cd player to huge speakers and turns it up to full volume*
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 10:49
*Plays air guitar to honor the Mods*
ROCK ON!
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 10:59
*Plays air guitar to honor the Mods*
ROCK ON!
Sweet !!!
The Atheists Reality
12-03-2004, 10:59
*whips out his trombone and plays Sacrifice*
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 11:01
*Starts up fog machine and lazer light show*
The Atheists Reality
12-03-2004, 11:15
*helps liberal*
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 11:24
*Sets up stage for sacrificapoloza*
Whoo, par-tay!
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 11:49
*Starts signing up acts and sacrifices and getting the sacrificapolt ready*
The Atheists Reality
12-03-2004, 11:50
*supplies selection of popular songs*
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 11:53
*Sets up a bar (free drinks to mods)*
The Atheists Reality
12-03-2004, 11:53
*sits down at bar, orders a whatever*
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 11:54
one whatever comming up !!
*Serves a blue jello vodka shot*
The Atheists Reality
12-03-2004, 11:55
*brings a few friends in*
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 11:57
*Gets out more Jello shots*
INVADE NORWAY! VOTE NORWAY! Yay!
*stumbles in*
why do you guys sacrifice for the mods (i know i said this earlier, but i didnt have enough time to check and i forgot what page it was on)???
The Atheists Reality
12-03-2004, 12:20
because we want our names to be green and things like that
Because they want magical powers! And it's fun, I guess.
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 12:20
*Offers up Norway as a sacrifice to the Mods*
(yes the entire nation of Norway. This is one big pyramid)
you wanna be mods?!?!?!? :lol:
The Atheists Reality
12-03-2004, 12:22
no mod powers, just our names to stand out in the forums
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 12:23
And magical powers !!!
It's ALL about the magical powers, baby!
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 12:27
And magical powers !!!
It's ALL about the magical powers, baby!
Yeah baby, yeah !!!!
The Atheists Reality
12-03-2004, 12:28
*helps round up citizens of norway*
Demonic Gophers
12-03-2004, 12:29
And magical powers !!!
It's ALL about the magical powers, baby!
See? The Great Mods know why we offer them sacrifice...
Demonic Gophers
12-03-2004, 12:29
*helps round up citizens of norway*
*sends agents to make sure none escape*
Endless Crimes
12-03-2004, 12:31
Magic?
Thats... SIN! :shock:
Do not sin, for it is AGAINST THE WILL OF THE LORD!
Instead, use the power granted to you by him, by THE LORD!
Use THE SWORD OF SIMON PETRUS to SLAUGHTER THE SINNERS!
Sacrifice THEM to THE LORD, HE, who was, is, and will be!
And start with Norway.
For you, my Lord, are the one who is
and you shall grant us the power to smash the sin
Which is, Norway
The foul disease in the north
shall be sacrificed to
You, my lord
*prays*
~ Metatron, writing yet another disturbing and annoying 'God is great' message
Hey, I'm great, so there!
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 12:31
Go getum gophers !!!
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 12:32
Magic?
Thats... SIN! :shock:
Do not sin, for it is AGAINST THE WILL OF THE LORD!
Instead, use the power granted to you by him, by THE LORD!
Use THE SWORD OF SIMON PETRUS to SLAUGHTER THE SINNERS!
Sacrifice THEM to THE LORD, HE, who was, is, and will be!
And start with Norway.
For you, my Lord, are the one who is
and you shall grant us the power to smash the sin
Which is, Norway
The foul disease in the north
shall be sacrificed to
You, my lord
*prays*
~ Metatron, writing yet another disturbing and annoying 'God is great' message
GRAB HIM !!!!!
The Atheists Reality
12-03-2004, 12:32
*pushes Endless Crimes into the lines with all the other citizens of norway*
Endless Crimes
12-03-2004, 12:34
GRAB HIM !!!!!
:shock:
Damn, I knew I shouldn`t have come to exterminate the heretic scum without my fellow cherubim...
*runs*
For you, my Lord
shall grant me the power to flee
from the darkness
Which tries to encompass
To consume me
Rescue me!
(It´s hard to run fast while praying...)
*sticks a stealthy foot out and trips Metatron*
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 12:35
Where did he go...
*Looking around*
The Atheists Reality
12-03-2004, 12:35
*knocks endless crimes to the ground*
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 12:36
There he is !!!!
GET HIM ...erm..again...
YEAH
Endless Crimes
12-03-2004, 12:37
*knocks endless crimes to the ground*
*would withstand it, but the wings require a very light skeleton*
*falls down*
For you, my Lord, granted me wisdom, and strength, and I shall use it as you command me...
*begins to fly*
*sprays AA fire at Metatron*
The Atheists Reality
12-03-2004, 12:38
*uses the plasma flamethrower to burn crimes wings off
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 12:39
*Gets out a big net to catch the left overs after AA fire and plasma cannons*
Perhaps a small net...
Demonic Gophers
12-03-2004, 12:40
(A disturbing and annoying 'God is great' message)
~ Metatron, writing yet another disturbing and annoying 'God is great' message
We prefer the power of Mod to the power of God. They seem much more inclined to express their opinions, and nobody doubts their existance or activity....
Prepare to be the next to entertain them! I think you deserve some... special... attention.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
The Atheists Reality
12-03-2004, 12:42
is there enough left of metatron to sacrifice?
Demonic Gophers
12-03-2004, 12:43
*Gets out a big net to catch the left overs after AA fire and plasma cannons*
Perhaps a small net...
*holds the other end of the net*
We wouldn't want the fall to kill him...
That would be far too quick.
Demonic Gophers
12-03-2004, 12:44
is there enough left of metatron to sacrifice?
Sure!
*gets out bottle of green potion*
The Atheists Reality
12-03-2004, 12:45
good, there seem to be only a few holes in it
Endless Crimes
12-03-2004, 12:47
Godda... errr... Holy sh... also wrong... NOES! *watches his wings burning*
I knew this feathers were fire irritable...
Dear god
My Lord
Protect me from the darkness...
And it´s... Net?!?
*falls into the net*
Dear Lord, lightning them.
The Atheists Reality
12-03-2004, 12:52
the mods have better lightning strikes
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 12:52
*Pushes button that sends up lightening rod*
That takes care of that wrath problem...
Endless Crimes
12-03-2004, 12:59
*Pushes button that sends up lightening rod*
That looks pretty phallic...
Makes me wonder how you imagine the mods? Large, strong enforcers... errr...
*Hangs in the net*
The Atheists Reality
12-03-2004, 13:00
Kicks EC up the ****, take that you mod-hating heathen
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 13:01
You are a naughty naughty angel.....
But we can purify you....With pain.
(Is suddenly very uncomfortable with this persona)
Endless Crimes
12-03-2004, 13:21
Kicks EC up the ****, take that you mod-hating heathen
*ouch*
Burt the mods are false gods! You`re betraying THE LORD, who created you by worshipping them!
You will be punished!
Did you forget what happened to Sodom? To Gomorrha? To Loth wife?
TURN NOW, BEFORE IT`S TOO LATE!
You are a naughty naughty angel.....
But we can purify you....With pain.
*Blinks in surprise* *smiles seductively*
How exactly? ;)
Errr... I hope my Lord didn´t see this part...
Demonic Gophers
12-03-2004, 13:27
Kicks EC up the ****, take that you mod-hating heathen
*ouch*
Burt the mods are false gods! You`re betraying THE LORD, who created you by worshipping them!
You will be punished!
Did you forget what happened to Sodom? To Gomorrha? To Loth wife?
TURN NOW, BEFORE IT`S TOO LATE!
You are a naughty naughty angel.....
But we can purify you....With pain.
*Blinks in surprise* *smiles seductively*
How exactly? ;)
Errr... I hope my Lord didn´t see this part...
You'll find out about the purification soon enough...
*dumps a pile of iron spikes into the fire*
*cleans claws*
As for the "false gods" accusation... who ever said anything about gods? We worship the Mods. Gods are obsolete.
*checks poker*
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 13:29
*Leans back in recliner and watches DG do his thing*
any chance any of you modlovin priests want an expense paid trip down to NS hell?
Liberal Monsters
12-03-2004, 13:32
any chance any of you modlovin priests want an expense paid trip down to NS hell?
EH ? Whatchu talkin bout Willis ?
Endless Crimes
12-03-2004, 13:32
*Leans back in recliner and watches DG do his thing*
*waits as well, fairly excited*
I`m so evil... i`m a sinner, enjoying the pain, my helplessness... my devotion not to My Lord, but to... my... lust...
Please, please, punish me, for I am a sinner...
But...
But...
I enjoy the punishment, so how can it be a punishment?
*loud*
HEATHEN! HIS WRATH SHALL CRUSH YOU!
Demonic Gophers
12-03-2004, 21:49
((I won't be able to post for the weekend. Hold EC; I have... plans... for him... Bwahahahahahaha!!))
Superpower07
13-03-2004, 01:37
I sacrifice n00bs in order to start up my Star Forge!!! Now feel the wrath of combining the Galaxy's most powerful technology with the Force!!
The Atheists Reality
13-03-2004, 01:39
*whacks power upside the head*
The Atheists Reality
13-03-2004, 02:18
:?:
Mutant Dogs
13-03-2004, 02:50
*Kicks the mods in the shins and run's off with magical powers*
The Atheists Reality
13-03-2004, 02:55
*As of this moment, the traitor known as Mutant Dogs is no longer a member of the team, therefore he is eligible for sacrifice*
*liger chases after 'dogs and grabs him by the neck*
Mutant Dogs
13-03-2004, 02:56
*As of this moment, the traitor known as Mutant Dogs is no longer a member of the team, therefore he is eligible for sacrifice*
*liger chases after 'dogs and grabs him by the neck*
*Sighs
And when did we let you in the team, boy?
Mutant Dogs
13-03-2004, 02:57
*Grabs Liger and brainwashes him to chase after Atheist Realty*
FOR LIBERAL DOGS!
Mutant Dogs
13-03-2004, 03:00
WE WANT OUR MAGICAL POWERS
it really is late. and, by the way JOIN THE RODENT ALLIANCE
WE WANT OUR MAGICAL POWERS
what are the bets this will end in another post pyramid
WE WANT OUR MAGICAL POWERS
we need our magical powers!
WE WANT OUR MAGICAL POWERS
someone is bound to get deleted over this!
WE WANT OUR MAGICAL POWERS
nobody liked my pyramid?
WE WANT OUR MAGICAL POWERS
I know what I'm gonna do with my powers
The Atheists Reality
13-03-2004, 03:03
mutant dogs, you have demonstrated yourself to be a traitor on more than one occasion, therefore your life is forfeit.
liger can not be brainwashed, posioned and and various other methods of subversion
Mutant Dogs
13-03-2004, 03:05
mutant dogs, you have demonstrated yourself to be a traitor on more than one occasion, therefore your life is forfeit.
liger can not be brainwashed, posioned and and various other methods of subversion
*Strokes his Mutant beard*
Maybe if I point out his spelling errors ...
The Atheists Reality
13-03-2004, 03:13
Mutant Dogs, you have demonstrated yourself to be a traitor on more than one occasion, therefore your life is forfeit.
Liger can not be brainwashed, posioned and various other methods of subversion
(there!)
Greater Valia
13-03-2004, 05:57
Im back with a vengeance. *brings in porn spammer for sacrifice* (TAR if you read this im up for another challenge)
The Atheists Reality
13-03-2004, 06:26
*throws explosive rock at valia*
Greater Valia
13-03-2004, 06:27
*throws explosive rock at valia*SWEET! go start another thread so we can fight!
::jumps in from a dark corner::
I have returned, ye fools! Bow before my Might, I have challenged Mods and have Lived! They are weak, I AM STRONG!
::take sout Pure Titanium Sword, a Bluish Light emits from it as Lightning bolts cirlce it randomly as if wrapped around it. Grinning, he stands tall, awaiting the respons::
The Atheists Reality
13-03-2004, 06:35
*calls in reppy to deal with this upstart*
Greater Valia
13-03-2004, 06:37
::jumps in from a dark corner::
I have returned, ye fools! Bow before my Might, I have challenged Mods and have Lived! They are weak, I AM STRONG!
::take sout Pure Titanium Sword, a Bluish Light emits from it as Lightning bolts cirlce it randomly as if wrapped around it. Grinning, he stands tall, awaiting the respons::your titanium sword is no match for my mighty psychic powers!
::tackles Athiest Suddenly, impaling the puny Worshiper and decapitating his head, standing and sending bolts of Red Lightnbing into the cut-off head, making it explode::
Challenge me again, Mortal!
Liberal Monsters
13-03-2004, 06:39
*Wanders in and looks around*
Dang, I leave for a few hours and the place goes to hell. Alright Mutant Dogs, apologize to the mods and make a proper sacrifice, TAR good work protecting the temple but call off the liger.
*Slaps the sword out of Nodea Rudav's hands*
We will have none of that here, now either make a sacrifice or become one.
Big Jim P, we still don't care.
Any body else either make 'em or be 'em thats what we do here.
::jumps on Liberal and firmly places hands on his head, sending Red Lightning straight into his body, making it explode::
Muhahahahahahahaha! You ain't role Playing Fair, neither shall I!
The Atheists Reality
13-03-2004, 06:41
*is reincarnated yet again by the mods, whacks nodea upside the head*
Liberal Monsters
13-03-2004, 06:41
OOOOHHHHH I like the lightening. Now my Chakras are all aligned. Thank you.
Now would you like to make a sacrifice ?
Greater Valia
13-03-2004, 06:43
OOOOHHHHH I like the lightening. Now my Chakras are all aligned. Thank you.
Now would you like to make a sacrifice ?yes please *throws porn spammer to liberal monsters*
::aims one open hand at Athiest, the other at Liberal. Suddenly, HUGE Blue Bolts of Lightning, one from each open hand, shoots to Liberial and Athiest, shocking the two, hopfully making them explode::
OOC:
Lets make this interesting and RP with Veteran Style!
Greater Valia
13-03-2004, 06:45
::aims one open hand at Athiest, the other at Liberal. Suddenly, HUGE Blue Bolts of Lightning, one from each open hand, shoots to Liberial and Athiest, shocking the two, hopfully making them explode::
OOC:
Lets make this interesting and RP with Veteran Style!*uses mind powers to pick up Nodea and continues to slam him(?) against the ground untill he(?) is nothing but a bloody corpse*
Liberal Monsters
13-03-2004, 06:46
OOOOHHHHH I like the lightening. Now my Chakras are all aligned. Thank you.
Now would you like to make a sacrifice ?yes please *throws porn spammer to liberal monsters*
YEEE HAA !!!
*Takes the porn spammer to the rack and ties them up.*
Hmmm, I think I will start with some light bible verses and a spinal tap, followed by some skin flaying and Debbie Gibson....
*Enjoys the soothing lightening relaxing his muscles while he works*
Thanks Nodea Rudav
::ignores Liberal, seeing him as too powerful, then concentrates on Valia, suddenly being slammed into the ground so many times it hurt, badly. But, with effort, send huge bolts of Dark-Red Lightning at Valia, making him explode.::
OOC:
Indeed, I am a He.
Liberal Monsters
13-03-2004, 06:55
OOC: sorry Nodea Rudav but I am not in a place where I can RP for real right now, but I do respect what you are doing.
Greater Valia
13-03-2004, 06:55
OOC: sorry Nodea Rudav but I am not in a place where I can RP for real right now, but I do respect what you are doing.get back to that sacrifice damnit!
OOC:
Mmk, sorry I tried, just needed to RP somethin, lol. Anywho....I'll stop bein a pest and excuse myself from this thread, just to watch and all.... :D
Greater Valia
13-03-2004, 06:59
OOC:
Mmk, sorry I tried, just needed to RP somethin, lol. Anywho....I'll stop bein a pest and excuse myself from this thread, just to watch and all.... :Dif you want to RP i'd be more than happy to, just open a new thread
Liberal Monsters
13-03-2004, 07:01
*Begins piercing various parts of the spwmmers body and placing heavy weights in the holes*
"They call him streach armstrong.....*
((OOC: As an aside, I am going to be gone after tonight for over a week. I am going camping so no internet. But I will return. Keep it going))
Liberal Monsters
13-03-2004, 09:09
Sacrifices will continue until morale improves.
Greater Valia
13-03-2004, 09:11
i guess the previous sacrifice is rotting on the rack
Liberal Monsters
13-03-2004, 09:12
Yep....Yummy.
Greater Valia
13-03-2004, 09:14
any plans for a sequel to this thread?
Liberal Monsters
13-03-2004, 09:15
It could happen. I am going to be gone for over a week after tonight, so I guess it will be up to you guys.
Greater Valia
13-03-2004, 09:16
It could happen. I am going to be gone for over a week after tonight, so I guess it will be up to you guys.then it shall be done
Liberal Monsters
13-03-2004, 09:16
It could happen. I am going to be gone for over a week after tonight, so I guess it will be up to you guys.then it shall be done
Excellent. I would love to see htis become a general standard, like the last one to post and coffee shop threads.
*Drags Michael Jackson in*
Did someone order a flaming spammer?
*Pins MJ to the wall with a ceremonial spear, pulls out a lighter and a can of Pledge and sets MJ on fire.*
All hail the mods!
Greater Valia
13-03-2004, 09:18
everybody went away all of a sudden
Liberal Monsters
13-03-2004, 09:18
*Drags Michael Jackson in*
Did someone order a flaming spammer?
*Pins MJ to the wall with a ceremonial spear, pulls out a lighter and a can of Pledge and sets MJ on fire.*
All hail the mods!
Nice job !!!
Woot! I mean, All hail the mods!
Liberal Monsters
13-03-2004, 09:19
everybody went away all of a sudden
It is friday night.... I guess they had stuff to do.
http://www2.exxonmobil.com/Corporate/Newsroom/publications/c_summer01_lamp/images/ph_mecca_18.jpg
http://www-erl.mit.edu/~dajani/mk-200.jpg
Pictures of the temple
Ooooh... shiny.....
Liberal Monsters
13-03-2004, 10:40
Nice pics
Mutant Dogs
13-03-2004, 14:20
*Slaps TAR
The Atheists Reality
15-03-2004, 03:10
*kicks 'dogs* no that is a temple!
The Atheists Reality
15-03-2004, 10:12
*prays for DEATion of spam threads*
Findecano Calaelen
15-03-2004, 12:49
come on those "________ as a NS" are pretty good, the general forum one is great
Mutant Dogs
15-03-2004, 12:58
*Slaps TAR again
The Atheists Reality
15-03-2004, 14:16
*beats t3h living sh*t out of 'dogs*
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
15-03-2004, 14:18
*leaps in to MD's defence shouting
The Canine Alliance!!
and beats up TAR*
:twisted:
The Atheists Reality
15-03-2004, 14:34
suck on liger!
http://www.hallofpredators.com/images/40_liger.jpg
Demonic Gophers
16-03-2004, 05:24
Hey! No fighting amongst the team on temple grounds, please.
*draws sword and knife*
Oh, yes... and leave the lizard to me.
The Atheists Reality
16-03-2004, 06:35
PH33R T3H Lig3R!
Sdaeriji
16-03-2004, 06:43
This thread has really reached 57 pages? Unbelievable. No wonder the forums are so slow.
The Atheists Reality
16-03-2004, 06:45
our dedication to the mods(and to getting our magic powers) is unsurpassed
Demonic Gophers
16-03-2004, 06:45
This thread has really reached 57 pages? Unbelievable. No wonder the forums are so slow.
I really don't think this is a major cause of the problems, compared to some of the threads....
*produces dart gun*
The Atheists Reality
16-03-2004, 06:46
*bashes Sdaeriji over the head*
Demonic Gophers
16-03-2004, 07:45
*starts preparing the standard equipment, with a few random additions*
I wonder if any of the Great Mods are watching right now...
Findecano Calaelen
16-03-2004, 08:16
*slaps the next person that posts*
Ooh, somebody's about to get tagged and bagged for sacrifice, methinks!
*walks in with a bloody mess*
*stares in awe at the hand that is a milimeter away from face and is closing in fast...*
Demonic Gophers
16-03-2004, 08:31
*slaps the next person that posts*
Ooh, somebody's about to get tagged and bagged for sacrifice, methinks!
You dare...
*pulls dartgun, fires*
((Yay, the Mods have spoken! Would you mind if I sacrificed Metatron to a collection of assorted dieties as well as the All-Mighty Mods, Great One? I think it would increase his suffering somewhat...))
I dunno, Meta has a certain amusment value alive, too...
Findecano Calaelen
16-03-2004, 08:46
I didnt want to get left out of the slapfest,
I think that Borg guy is first in line to be sacrificed,
I already have
The Atheists Reality
16-03-2004, 08:48
*knocks out everyone who isn't on the team*
Demonic Gophers
16-03-2004, 08:50
*knocks out everyone who isn't on the team or already taken out by sleeping darts*
Findecano Calaelen
16-03-2004, 09:00
*knocks out everyone who isn't on the team or already taken out by sleeping darts*
which team? the RA?
Demonic Gophers
16-03-2004, 09:07
*knocks out everyone who isn't on the team or already taken out by sleeping darts*
which team? the RA?
The Priesthood of the Mods. However, you can't talk... you've been knocked out...
Demonic Gophers
16-03-2004, 09:09
((Yay, the Mods have spoken! Would you mind if I sacrificed Metatron to a collection of assorted dieties as well as the All-Mighty Mods, Great One? I think it would increase his suffering somewhat...))
I dunno, Meta has a certain amusment value alive, too...
So be it! I'll have to do something, though, or he won't have anything to respond to.
Hmm....
Findecano Calaelen
16-03-2004, 09:16
*knocks out everyone who isn't on the team or already taken out by sleeping darts*
which team? the RA?
The Priesthood of the Mods. However, you can't talk... you've been knocked out...
sorry *snore mumble snore*
Demonic Gophers
16-03-2004, 09:20
which team? the RA?
The Priesthood of the Mods. However, you can't talk... you've been knocked out...
sorry *snore mumble snore*
Much better...
*ties up F C*
Mutant Dogs
16-03-2004, 12:06
*Runs into temple exitedly
I DIT IT! I FOUND THE POWERS!
Demonic Gophers
16-03-2004, 12:12
*Runs into temple exitedly
I DIT IT! I FOUND THE POWERS!
:shock: *draws dart gun*
Where are they this time?
Mutant Dogs
16-03-2004, 12:19
*Runs into temple exitedly
I DIT IT! I FOUND THE POWERS!
:shock: *draws dart gun* SECRET MESSAGE: GO TO THE THIRTEENTH THREAD ON THE THIRTEENTH DAY WITH THE BOX. THERE YOU SHALL FIND YOUR POWERS. MYSELF - I WILL BE LONG GONE
Where are they this time?
THEY'RE HERE! IN THIS BOX! LOOKEY LOOKEY LOOKEY!!
Demonic Gophers
16-03-2004, 12:22
*Runs into temple exitedly
I DIT IT! I FOUND THE POWERS!
:shock: *draws dart gun* SECRET MESSAGE: GO TO THE THIRTEENTH THREAD ON THE THIRTEENTH DAY WITH THE BOX. THERE YOU SHALL FIND YOUR POWERS. MYSELF - I WILL BE LONG GONE
Where are they this time?
THEY'RE HERE! IN THIS BOX! LOOKEY LOOKEY LOOKEY!!
*backs away quickly, dart gun ready*
Mutant Dogs
16-03-2004, 12:23
*Runs into temple exitedly
I DIT IT! I FOUND THE POWERS!
:shock: *draws dart gun* SECRET MESSAGE: GO TO THE THIRTEENTH THREAD ON THE THIRTEENTH DAY WITH THE BOX. THERE YOU SHALL FIND YOUR POWERS. MYSELF - I WILL BE LONG GONE
Where are they this time?
THEY'RE HERE! IN THIS BOX! LOOKEY LOOKEY LOOKEY!!
*backs away quickly, dart gun ready*
I take it your got the message? :wink:
Make haste friend!
Mutant Dogs
16-03-2004, 12:25
Haha! Made you quote!
Demonic Gophers
16-03-2004, 12:29
Haha! Made you quote!
You should have said "You have looked in the box... Darted!" or some such...
By the way... Darted!
Mutant Dogs
16-03-2004, 12:36
Haha! Made you quote!
You should have said "You have looked in the box... Darted!" or some such...
By the way... Darted!
Quoted! You're going down, son
Demonic Gophers
16-03-2004, 12:53
Oh am I, then... How do you plan to manage that?
Let it be noted that I did not quote you...
Darted! again.
Findecano Calaelen
17-03-2004, 06:06
*wakes up*
can someone untie me now?
Mutant Dogs
17-03-2004, 09:36
Oh am I, then... How do you plan to manage that?
I'm alot bigger than you
Demonic Gophers
17-03-2004, 09:50
*wakes up*
can someone untie me now?
No.
*starts marking symbols on the floor*
Demonic Gophers
17-03-2004, 09:52
I'm alot bigger than you
Sometimes, you are... That makes me a harder target!
You guys realize we're closing in on the 65 page mark. Will there be a temple Mk-2?
The Atheists Reality
18-03-2004, 02:24
we can hope cant we
The Atheists Reality
18-03-2004, 02:25
we can hope cant we
Greater Valia
18-03-2004, 02:39
what the hell is everyone saying? i cant see shit!
The Atheists Reality
18-03-2004, 02:41
I challenge you!
Greater Valia
18-03-2004, 02:42
I challenge you! victory will be mine!
Demonic Gophers
18-03-2004, 04:37
You guys realize we're closing in on the 65 page mark. Will there be a temple Mk-2?
Of course! All Hail the Mods!!
Lords of Fate! Masters of Time! All-powerful Dieties of the NS Forums!
Of course we will continue our worship!
(We haven't even gotten our magical powers yet...)
Ah, so if we refuse to give you magic powers, you'll keep sacrificing people to us....? Hmmmm....
The Atheists Reality
19-03-2004, 07:57
MAGICAL POWERSSSS
The Atheists Reality
19-03-2004, 07:59
*prepares the rack while chanting *all hail the mods*
Demonic Gophers
19-03-2004, 08:00
Ah, so if we refuse to give you magic powers, you'll keep sacrificing people to us....? Hmmmm....
Umm... but we'll still continue when you do give us our powers! Think how much more creative we could be with magic at our disposal....
The Atheists Reality
19-03-2004, 08:01
*straps Zefproof into the rack*
Demonic Gophers
19-03-2004, 08:07
Ooh! The rack...
*plays track 6 of the Braveheart soundtrack*
*starts setting up ceremonial candles*
Someone bring in that religious guy we caught earlier, too...
The Atheists Reality
19-03-2004, 08:07
*operates the rack and listens to zedproofs screams*
Findecano Calaelen
19-03-2004, 08:09
at least im not gagged, can i atleast try to chew through these ropes?
The Atheists Reality
19-03-2004, 08:10
*sets the rack on fire and smells zedproofs burning flesh*
*knocks out everyone who isn't on the team or already taken out by sleeping darts*
which team? the RA?
The Priesthood of the Mods. However, you can't talk... you've been knocked out...
*silently wonders if she is in the Priesthood*
Demonic Gophers
19-03-2004, 08:14
*shoots BV with a sleeping dart*
Is she supposed to be here?
The Atheists Reality
19-03-2004, 08:14
*draws up application form and gives it to viper*
1. no sacrificing team members
2. supply things for the sacrifices
3. occasionally supply the sacrifices
Findecano Calaelen
19-03-2004, 08:15
*starts chewing hoping to get out before this thread ends*
*draws up application form and gives it to viper*
1. no sacrificing team members
2. supply things for the sacrifices
3. occasionally supply the sacrifices
hey, i tried to recruit Cuneo, but he ran away. how convenient...
The Atheists Reality
19-03-2004, 08:16
*straps FC onto a giant wooden statue of Reppy*
Sounds kinda kinky, doncha think?
Demonic Gophers
19-03-2004, 08:19
*approaches FC with a lemon, several iron spikes, and two small bits of wood*
*supplies spoons and paper*
The Atheists Reality
19-03-2004, 08:24
*sets fire to FC's feet*
Demonic Gophers
19-03-2004, 08:26
*starts applying lemon juice with red hot spikes*
Can someone please get me a fresh egg?
The Atheists Reality
19-03-2004, 08:28
*gives him egg*
Demonic Gophers
19-03-2004, 08:34
Thanks!
*cracks the egg on FC's head*
*carefully adds bits of wood*
*applies fire*
*Expertly executes perfect paper cuts on FCs fingers and rubs them in lemon juice*
Demonic Gophers
19-03-2004, 09:04
*starts preparing copper wire*
Findecano Calaelen
19-03-2004, 14:30
um... ouch, please stop
or atleast knock me out or something
The Atheists Reality
22-03-2004, 11:09
*punches FC* no we will not ease you pain heathen
levitating in... hello all.... i know of only one way to get magic powers...
they are a present from max barry when you turn 15 months old.
The Atheists Reality
22-03-2004, 11:39
*wonders what that levitating thing is*
i am armacor... you might consider fearing me... or not... but i can help you with a bit of time travel if you want.
Mutant Dogs
22-03-2004, 11:44
Aaah the thread lives.
We shall have to make some sort of super-sacrifice if we wish to get our powers.
There is this irksome white power spammer who's been a bit of a problem tonight....
The Atheists Reality
22-03-2004, 11:47
*puts a michael jackson clone next to Fc and does what gophers did*
The Atheists Reality
22-03-2004, 11:47
name the spammer, great ones!
Mutant Dogs
22-03-2004, 11:49
Our goal is almost reached :lol:
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
22-03-2004, 11:50
*moves the posts* :P
The Atheists Reality
22-03-2004, 11:57
*eats one of gaspodes legs*
Findecano Calaelen
22-03-2004, 12:09
um guys this is getting hot, I mean funny joke guys now put me out, and let me down. i just wanna live to the end
The Atheists Reality
24-03-2004, 03:38
*waits for naming of spammer*
Mutant Dogs
24-03-2004, 05:28
Hmmm - maybe one of our magical powers will be 65 page immunity? :?
Demonic Gophers
24-03-2004, 05:46
levitating in... hello all.... i know of only one way to get magic powers...
they are a present from max barry when you turn 15 months old.
*shoots Armacor with sleeping darts*
Demonic Gophers
24-03-2004, 05:48
um guys this is getting hot, I mean funny joke guys now put me out, and let me down. i just wanna live to the end
*picks up bottle of 12M HCl*
So you want me to put the fire out, eh?
Are you sure about that?
The Angry Junkies
24-03-2004, 06:00
my gnome is tired, goodnight
Demonic Gophers
24-03-2004, 06:04
my gnome is tired, goodnight
:?
*shoots TAJ with dart gun*
are we still sacrificing FC?
and i was just wondering... do tyou think the mods will lock a thread dedicated to them? its almost up to the legendary page 64
Demonic Gophers
24-03-2004, 06:15
are we still sacrificing FC?
and i was just wondering... do tyou think the mods will lock a thread dedicated to them? its almost up to the legendary page 64
Yep!
We'll find out... I think they will; I seem to recall the Voice of Mod wondering if there'd be a sequel... which there most certainly will!
we willl never stop until we get infinite powers!!!
Demonic Gophers
24-03-2004, 06:21
*gets out steel wool*
Liberal Monsters
24-03-2004, 06:40
TO LONG HAVE WE GONE WITH OUT THE DRUMS BEING SOUNDED TO HONOR THE MODS
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LET ALL WHO SPAMM AND POST PORN BEWARE, FOR THE MODS ARE POWERFUL AND OMNIPRESENT
So how about those magical powers?
Demonic Gophers
24-03-2004, 06:43
*taps gong*
Bring forth a sacrifice!
*whispers to DG*
Do you think we can lure Tar back in here?
Demonic Gophers
24-03-2004, 06:57
*whispers to DG*
Do you think we can lure Tar back in here?
Hmm... We can certainly try! We'll have to be careful, though.
*whispers to DG*
Do you think we can lure Tar back in here?
Hmm... We can certainly try! We'll have to be careful, though.
He's chasing em in my thread. I'll lure him here. Then we'll pounce on him. You set up the trap
Demonic Gophers
24-03-2004, 07:04
*whispers to DG*
Do you think we can lure Tar back in here?
Hmm... We can certainly try! We'll have to be careful, though.
He's chasing em in my thread. I'll lure him here. Then we'll pounce on him. You set up the trap
*starts digging, quickly but quietly*
Here he comes!
Ha, You cannot get me here, Smelly Tar!
Demonic Gophers
24-03-2004, 07:09
Here he comes!
Ha, You cannot get me here, Smelly Tar!
*pokes head up in one corner*
Excellent! It's ready...
Mutant Dogs
24-03-2004, 07:09
:evil:
There seems to be an angry mutant dog here. Why?
Sdaeriji
24-03-2004, 07:11
Uh oh, it seems that the Temple of the Mods is nearing the end of its magnificent course.
:oops: ....damn I'm in for it!
Demonic Gophers
24-03-2004, 07:12
There seems to be an angry mutant dog here. Why?
I dunno... Prob'ly 'cause he says so.
Demonic Gophers
24-03-2004, 07:12
:oops: ....damn I'm in for it!
*grins, watching Tar fall into the concealed pit*
:oops: ....damn I'm in for it!
*grins, watching Tar fall into the concealed pit*
Fool! i knew he's make that fatal mistake. Now we can sacrifice him to the mods... AGAIN!
*runs out of thread paints less*
sacrifice those
Demonic Gophers
24-03-2004, 07:15
*starts marking symbols on the ground and setting up candles around the edge of the pit*
*runs out of thread paints less*
sacrifice those
*watches Tar's feeble attempts at escape fail. a sadistic grin spreads across her face*
Demonic Gophers
24-03-2004, 07:17
*runs out of thread paints less*
sacrifice those
Not so fast!
*shoots sleeping darts at him*
(The door is locked... there's no way out.)
oh come on, if i join the RA will you let me down??
i just want to live
oh please wont you let me live!
retareded army :?
oh come on, if i join the RA will you let me down??
i just want to live
oh please wont you let me live!
OMFG! When was the last time you were in General? Long time no see DOOP!!
Sdaeriji
24-03-2004, 07:18
*grabs NSZA's pants and runs out of other door*
Demonic Gophers
24-03-2004, 07:18
oh come on, if i join the RA will you let me down??
i just want to live
oh please wont you let me live!
Hmm...
*runs out of thread paints less*
sacrifice those
Not so fast!
*shoots sleeping darts at him*
(The door is locked... there's no way out.)
*damn you......ZZZZzzzZZzZzZZz
oh come on, if i join the RA will you let me down??
i just want to live
oh please wont you let me live!
OMFG! When was the last time you were in General? Long time no see DOOP!!
more often then you think :wink:
Demonic Gophers
24-03-2004, 07:19
*grabs NSZA's pants and runs out of other door*
There is no other door...
Demonic Gophers
24-03-2004, 07:20
*runs out of thread paints less*
sacrifice those
Not so fast!
*shoots sleeping darts at him*
(The door is locked... there's no way out.)
*damn you......ZZZZzzzZZzZzZZz
*ties him between two posts with piano wire*
oh come on, if i join the RA will you let me down??
i just want to live
oh please wont you let me live!
OMFG! When was the last time you were in General? Long time no see DOOP!!
more often then you think :wink:
really, my stalking skills must be wavering... oh crap... was i thinking out loud again?
Findecano Calaelen
24-03-2004, 07:21
oh come on, if i join the RA will you let me down??
i just want to live
oh please wont you let me live!
OMFG! When was the last time you were in General? Long time no see DOOP!!
more often then you think :wink:
really, my stalking skills must be wavering... oh crap... was i thinking out loud again?
who's stalking who?