NationStates Jolt Archive

see you all on Last one to post 3 tomorrow then

Well surely it would be more fun to take up a sport or something? COmputers are'nt good for you.

Oh yes, sports..very interesting...Now just be a good lad and stand very still...
Ahh the condescending tone of a computer geek...
If you don't like it, why are you here?

Ah, yes... to be sacrificed! Of course! How could I have forgotten?

Eh, sports... too many rules. They rarely allow human sacrifice, for example.
i am here to mock you sad people and because a-levels are so boring I cannot be bothered to go to lessons yet.

i am here to mock you sad people and because a-levels are so boring I cannot be bothered to go to lessons yet.
You are here to mock us- for no other reason- and you consider that an insult to us?!

You do realize what that says about you, right?

*doubts it, sadly*

Well surely it would be more fun to take up a sport or something? COmputers are'nt good for you.

Oh yes, sports..very interesting...Now just be a good lad and stand very still...
Ahh the condescending tone of a computer geek...
If you don't like it, why are you here?

Ah, yes... to be sacrificed! Of course! How could I have forgotten?

Eh, sports... too many rules. They rarely allow human sacrifice, for example.
i am here to mock you sad people and because a-levels are so boring I cannot be bothered to go to lessons yet.

Heh...I'm like you...I go to neopets every month or so and spam the living hell out of the place. I probably got 30 deleted accounts there!

Yeah, some of these people are kind of sad...I agree 100%. But you don't care because those sad people ruin it for everyone.

So I understand what you are doing. You will not stop even though you know that everyone here isn't pathetic. Keep the flame burning brother.


*watches everyone stare at him*

I er...I mean......UNEDUCATED CONSERVATIVE FOOL! God shall smite thee! and thee! and thee, and thee and thee....

Thank you my friend, I am purely here to wind you all up! And it seems you have all taken the bait! My task was successful!

Unfaithful heathen! Thou shalt feel the wrath of MOD! *ZAP!* :wink:

the heathen has been Zapped by the Mods!

Death to all who oppose the mods :!:

Death to all who oppose the mods :!:
Hear, hear! They shall fall under the knife. Not to mention the piano wire, the hot poker, the rusty spoon, etc. etc. etc.....

Death to all who oppose the mods :!:
Hear, hear! They shall fall under the knife. Not to mention the piano wire, the hot poker, the rusty spoon, etc. etc. etc.....

Death to all who oppose the mods :!:
Hear, hear! They shall fall under the knife. Not to mention the piano wire, the hot poker, the rusty spoon, etc. etc. etc.....

...and the high-quality kitchen cleaver, the giant laser, the fire ants, the arsenic-peanut butter-curry sandwich..... ur... don't mind me!

How could you forget the rubber ball??

fire ants.......... :twisted:

the mods are giving us brilliant ideas!

I think I've found a good victim....
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=128793
What do you think, death to Anubis 5?
Death by fire ants! Not to mention the kitchen cleaver....

Above all, we must please the Mods....

*goes and buys a fire ant nest or two*

*sacrifices all his duplicate posts to the mods*

Yay! Duplicate posts!

:roll: Interesting, how could that have gotten there...

Magical powers!

hotrodia has reached the 1337 mark

I sacrifice 3 n00bs to summon my Forum God Card: The Winged Dragon of Mod!!! :lol:

I sacrifice 3 n00bs to summon my Forum God Card: The Winged Dragon of Mod!!! :lol:
You think for three measly sacrifices you gain the right to command the Mods?! What powers are granted, if any, is for the Mods to decide!!
Minions! Sieze him!!

---Post deleted by NationStates Moderators---

*siezes anal abominations by the throat and ties it up*

*siezes anal abominations by the throat and ties it up*
The problem has been dealt with, thank the Mods.

It would appear that the Mods, in thier great need for sacrifices have come down and taken one for themselves...The anal abomination has been destroyed....

ALL FEAR THE MODS



This has been a public service announcement from the don't get deleted league. Because we care...Kinda.

Yesssssss..... Kiritateru Teikoku demanded the blood of a DEAT-on-sight spammer.... muahahahaha

we still havent decided what we want our magical powers to consist of

We are blessed to have the Ninja Mod speak directly to us !!!


Bring forth the next sacrifice.

Yes, the stealth of the Ninja is a thing to ph34r! Posting unseen, killing without mercy...

Ahem... don't mind me. Sacrifices, yes.... :twisted:

To be seen as a ninja is still too visible. One should never know your powers.

For Lo, I am the shadow mod. None know what I do, and where I walk, I walk alone. I demand BLOOD!!!!!!!! (Though a better server wouldn't be bad either.)

*brings bottle of Deat-on-sight spammer blood*

Thy greasing shall begin once more :P

*sets up candles*
*gets out piano wire*
*starts a small manzanita-wood fire*
*donates a plasma flamethrower*
*Tosses in some whipped cream and chocolate syrup*

Behold! A gift from on high! It is a sign - a most holy plasma flamethrower!

(I just couldn't resist jumping in on this)

Behold! A gift from on high! It is a sign - a most holy plasma flamethrower!

(I just couldn't resist jumping in on this)
Ooh! Bring forth some sacrifices. I want to use it!
Again the Mods show that they are pleased by our offerings....

We haven't been following the sacrifices fully, but here, if you haven't sacrificed one of these, we present The Whiner! Yes, that poster who acts like an idiot, is reprimanded for it, then starts 5 different threads complaining about mod unfairness!

Surely this one is most worthy of the mods' holy plasma fire!

We haven't been following the sacrifices fully, but here, if you haven't sacrificed one of these, we present The Whiner! Yes, that poster who acts like an idiot, is reprimanded for it, then starts 5 different threads complaining about mod unfairness!
Wonderful! An excellent victim.
*ties the Whiner up with piano wire and hangs him from two poles*
*winces at the resulting noise*
*uses the Holy Plasma Flamethrower*
-FOOM!!-
Toasty!

*dances near the remains of the whiner*
Playes a ditty for one to dance to.

*dances near the remains of the whiner*

Ah, a spamming rambler reduced to a sputtering rubble. It is good.

Indeed... can you feel the magical powers building?
Your red majick is not as powerful as my blue majicks!
But your blue magick is no match for my green magik!

*a drum beat is heard...*
-Boom!-
-Boom!-
-Boom!-
-Boom!-
-Boom!-
Bring forth the next sacrifice!
-Boom!-
-Boom!-
-Boom!-
-Boom!-
-Boom!-

Ah, it would seem that many of the great ones are with us this eve. It is good, the next sacrifice we bring is The Returner, he who would mock the will of the mods, coming back again and again to post more refuse under sillier and sillier names.

In what way, and how many times, ought this one to be dispatched?

My magic PWNZ0RZ j00r magic!

*dances near the remains of the whiner*

Ah, a spamming rambler reduced to a sputtering rubble. It is good.

Indeed... can you feel the magical powers building?
Your red majick is not as powerful as my blue majicks!
I sense the presence of two of the All-mighty Mods! Truly we are blessed....

But my red magic is better than his blue magic!

Ah, it would seem that many of the great ones are with us this eve. It is good, the next sacrifice we bring is The Returner, he who would mock the will of the mods, coming back again and again to post more refuse under sillier and sillier names.

In what way, and how many times, ought this one to be dispatched?

My magic PWNZ0RZ j00r magic!
That foul being can be killed many times indeed, and in many ways... the more interesting, the better!
*sets the tip of the poker in the manzanita fire*
That's not what Violet said. She favors Blue Majick.

Oh, great. Now the Mods are arguing with each other....
So?
So you are doomed to failure. Accepting it now will only make it easier for you.
NEVAR! Don't make me bust out the ORANGE magic!

But my red magic is better than his blue magic!
Seeing as it is red magic that brought me the Holy Plasma Flamethrower....
http://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/FIREdevil.gif I am inclined to agree. Not that I would dare to intervene in the business of the Mods, of course.

Donates an AC-130H Spectre gunship to the cause.

Hmmm ... now I wonder what would happen if we sacrificed one of the mods

A thousand terrors from the deepest circle of Hell! :twisted:

You'll send them to New Jersey?

Ah, it would seem that many of the great ones are with us this eve. It is good, the next sacrifice we bring is The Returner, he who would mock the will of the mods, coming back again and again to post more refuse under sillier and sillier names.

In what way, and how many times, ought this one to be dispatched?

My magic PWNZ0RZ j00r magic!
That foul being can be killed many times indeed, and in many ways... the more interesting, the better!
*sets the tip of the poker in the manzanita fire*
That's not what Violet said. She favors Blue Majick.

Oh, great. Now the Mods are arguing with each other....
So?
Quarreling

Let us hope that we are not wiped out by the mighty quarrel of the mods! tremble in fear, pray to whatever mod you think will heed your pleas!

We say that we ought to flay the Returner, divide his remains, and scatter them to the far regions of the World! From 000 to Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz with his carcass!

Yes! Let fly the remains of the infidel, so that it may serve to warn the other fools who would disobey!

But my red magic is better than his blue magic!
Seeing as it is red magic that brought me the Holy Plasma Flamethrower....
http://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/FIREdevil.gif I am inclined to agree. Not that I would dare to intervene in the business of the Mods, of course.

Donates an AC-130H Spectre gunship to the cause.
Hmm...

But first...Suspend them in jello !!!!!





'Cause everything is better with Jell-o
Especially Everclear.
ARSENIC flavored jell-o!
Don't forget the whipped cream and chocolate syrup

Let us hope that we are not wiped out by the mighty quarrel of the mods! tremble in fear, pray to whatever mod you think will heed your pleas!

We say that we ought to flay the Returner, divide his remains, and scatter them to the far regions of the World! From 000 to Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz with his carcass!

Yes! Let fly the remains of the infidel, so that it may serve to warn the other fools who would disobey!
Sounds good... especially since the Mods have voiced their approval.
We'll start with that....

*Reduces Returner to little chunky bits with AC-130H Spectre gunship*

Now, let us bottle his wretched goo and send it where it cannot return! Mods be praised!
And there was much rejoicing.

Quick! Spray ourselves with anit-modedit supreme!

Aw, why? :cry:
What is "anit-modedit" anyway?

But first...Suspend them in jello !!!!!





'Cause everything is better with Jell-o
Especially Everclear.
ARSENIC flavored jell-o!
The Mods have spoken!
*sends minions to get arsenic, jello, sulfur, and other interesting ingredients*

Quick! Spray ourselves with anit-modedit supreme!You cannot thwart the will of the mods! You would do better to try to resist the mighty hurricane, or to wrestle the typhoon!

Where are the sandwiches gone?

Ur... *hides the half-eaten sandwich* No idea! :oops:

Quick! Spray ourselves with anit-modedit supreme!

*wonders how many edits that post will end up with...*
pi edits.

Yes! Let fly the remains of the infidel, so that it may serve to warn the other fools who would disobey!


Yes....We shall encase thier heads in Jell-o and parade it about the forum for all to see !!!!


Can we have magic powers now ?

Patience, loyal minion! Magic comes through great effort... and lots of messy sacrifices!
You still need to clean up those goat carcasses in mod/admin by the way. They are starting to smell.

*Grabs Demonic Gophers and throws into cookpot*

AHA! The powers will be mine!

Patience, loyal minion! Magic comes through great effort... and lots of messy sacrifices!
Someone bring me some victims! The poker's almost ready...

Am I going to have to go out and find some myself?!

*Starts preparing a pantheon mural to be painted on the walls with colorful paints and the blood of the deated*

Now what would each of the mods like their special holy symbol to be ?


*Begins to pray for guidance and makes margaritas and sandwiches for the mods*
A big sword! I like swords 8)
It should be a mask, to symbolize that we are too dreadful for any mere mortal to see with their bare eyes.

*Grabs Demonic Gophers and throws into cookpot*

AHA! The powers will be mine!
*chews through the cookpot and escapes*
*shifts to human-sized form for safety*
*glares at Mutand Dogs*
*draws knife....*

I want magic powers, too! :D

*Grabs Demonic Gophers and throws into cookpot*

AHA! The powers will be mine!
*chews through the cookpot and escapes*
*shifts to human-sized form for safety*
*glares at Mutand Dogs*
*draws knife....*

The traitor must be cut from our ranks...in the most literal way possible. :twisted:

Oooh, this could get messy.

]I want magic powers, too! :D
Umm... don't you already have magic powers?

Feel free to help with the sacrifices, of course.

COOL! *bestows an Idiot Godmoder Noncontinuity Omni-Repellent Eradicator Supercannon Mk-III upon the faithful*

We have recieved a gift from the Mods !!!!


Let the rejoicing begin !!!!!

*presents Gophers with a case of X-acto blades*

*Bows, humming* Inch by inch, row by row...

Mutant Dogs, Demonic Gophers,

We will not have this in-fighting it could destroy all that we have built up. Turn your anger towards the infidel, not the faithful !!!!


unless it pleases the mods, if that is the case, lets get ready to rumble!!!!!
Bloodshed is bloodshed....
Yum, roasted infidel. Could I have barbeque sauce with mine? (Either that or whipped cream and chocolate syrup.)

Mutant Dogs, Demonic Gophers,

We will not have this in-fighting it could destroy all that we have built up. Turn your anger towards the infidel, not the faithful !!!!


unless it pleases the mods, if that is the case, lets get ready to rumble!!!!!

I guess you're right ... I was just here for the greasing :P

With peace restored, we take our leave. Hopefully, the blessings of the mods will be put to good use. Amen.

http://mysmilies.rgforums.com/s/contrib/blackeye/2gunsfiring_v1.gif

Back! You'll not sacrifice me!
There's a Sandwich Shop that just opened... maybe sacrifices can be found there?

Look what I've discovered....
Bwahahahaha!!! (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2845444#2845444)

Someone fetch me a Sammich!

As this is a new shop, and in need of customers, we are making a special introductory offer! Anyone who enters the shop may have a sandwhich of his/her/its choice, or even several, absolutely FREE!!*
*The owners of this shop are not to be held responsible for customers who are drugged, dragged away by rodents, and sacrificed to the Mods. By entering, you agree not to blame us if that should happen to occur.
-tiny print on a sign inside the shop.
Did somebody say 'sacrifice'? :twisted:

So thats what happened to the sandwiches! For a second there I thought a mod had eaten them all...

*Brings out a large hooked knife, a vat of Jell-o, and a big tub of whipped cream*


Get the piano wires ready boyos, we have more sacrifices comming up !!

Mutant Dogs, Demonic Gophers,

We will not have this in-fighting it could destroy all that we have built up. Turn your anger towards the infidel, not the faithful !!!!


unless it pleases the mods, if that is the case, lets get ready to rumble!!!!!
Bloodshed is bloodshed....
Yum, roasted infidel. Could I have barbeque sauce with mine? (Either that or whipped cream and chocolate syrup.)
Hmm...
*doesn't put away knife...*
http://66.0.193.113/isroot/www11650/ProductImages/mrl1343.jpg
(It looks basically like this one)
OOooooooh! Fain's dagger, WoT series! Sweet!

Hey! Someone else reads WoT ... :)
I have an Aes Sedai ring in real life! 8)
Will you excuse the grave-digging if I fetch my fantasy/sci fi thread?

colodia?

Hey! Someone else reads WoT ... :)
I take it that's three of us, at least! :D
I want to get the heron-mark sword they've got on SwordsOnline, but it's so expensive :cry:

am i meant to be chainsawing anyone at the moment?

am i meant to be chainsawing anyone at the moment?

Grab a spammer and get to work !!

your chainsaw shall have its use soon :twisted:

A gift for the Mods....

http://members.rogers.com/paupos/wot/heronbld.gif

WAI! WAI! SUGOI DE GOZARU YO! *gives LM a fusion-warhead rocket launcher*

am i meant to be chainsawing anyone at the moment?

Grab a spammer and get to work !!

any incarnations of tyhat michael jackson lover around recently

*puts fuel in chainsaw and starts it up*
"Anal Abominations" got zapped earlier. Have a party! :twisted:

Hey! Someone else reads WoT ... :)
I take it that's three of us, at least! :D
I want to get the heron-mark sword they've got on SwordsOnline, but it's so expensive :cry:
One of my favorite websites... (http://66.0.193.113/cgi-bin/www11650.storefront)
That's where I got the knife...

WAI! WAI! SUGOI DE GOZARU YO! *gives LM a fusion-warhead rocket launcher*

w00t w00t !!!

Thank you great ones, I shall use it in your name.

http://www.houseveska.org/chainsaw.jpg

the full ceremonial dress of the chainsaw master

I caught Sozo in the sandwich shop !!! Prepare for sacrifice !!!!

*Starts geting the piano wire in place *

*makes effigy of Anal Abominations, nails it to wall.*looks at liberal monsters

*makes effigy of Anal Abominations, nails it to wall.*looks at liberal monsters

*Pulls out a rusty spoon*

*Grabs bucket of grease*

I'm getting too old for this...

am i meant to be chainsawing anyone at the moment?

Grab a spammer and get to work !!

any incarnations of tyhat michael jackson lover around recently

*puts fuel in chainsaw and starts it up*
"Anal Abominations" got zapped earlier. Have a party! :twisted:

thanks your gracious modful ness (rep??)

hehehe, this will be fun :twisted:

*takes up red-hot poker in one hand, keeping the knife in the other*
Aw... what about the ominous drums?

*hands large drum to 'Gopher*

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOMBOOM BOOM BOOMBOOM BOOM BOOMBOOM BOOM BOOM
Yay!

I'll let the hamsters play the drums....

As long as they don't do that damned hamster-dance...

*hmm, i feel like cutting somthing*

*goes and cuts up serial spammer*

*chucks flaming torch at effigy of anal abominations*

I'll let the hamsters play the drums....

As long as they don't do that damned hamster-dance...
Hmm...
*puts on Carmina Burana CD*

I'll let the hamsters play the drums....

As long as they don't do that damned hamster-dance...

We are not that kind of hamster....

A hopeful young priest seeks to serve Reploid Prod the Ninja Mod

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/avatars/kenshin/kenshin0004.gif
Whoa, chibi bishounen! ... You do know that Kenshin is a guy, right?

A hopeful young priest seeks to serve Reploid Prod the Ninja Mod

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/avatars/kenshin/kenshin0004.gif
Whoa, chibi bishounen! ... You do know that Kenshin is a guy, right?

I fixed it. Thanks .

*a victim is dragged into the room*
Ah, excellent! Tie him up...
*D G minions bind the sacrifice with piano wire, gag him, and hang him up between two poles*

*approaches victim with red-hot poker*
*Jab!*
-sizzle...-

Another young priest brings the gift of the heart of the deeted in Jell-o to the great Ninja mod

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/avatars/kenshin/kenshin0010.gif
Heehee! Kawaii!

Maybe it's just me, but those scrunchy little buggers are really disturbing...

Hey, don't knock the SD Rurouni Kenshin characters!

They're still creepy. Kinda like in Puppet Master...

Bah! Baka non-otaku!

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOMBOOM BOOM BOOMBOOM BOOM BOOMBOOM BOOM BOOM


We are prepared for the next sacrifice !!!

*pulls out rusty spoon and tub of jell-o*
Jell-O! Jell-O! Jell-O!

Another of the faithful throws bits of the sacrifices into the crowd

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/avatars/kenshin/kenshin0009.gif

HIKO-SAMA!!!!!!!!

*a victim is dragged into the room*
Ah, excellent! Tie him up...
*D G minions bind the sacrifice with piano wire, gag him, and hang him up between two poles*

*approaches victim with red-hot poker*
*Jab!*
-sizzle...-
*sets aside now-cooler poker*
*gets to work with knife and lemon juice*

The piano wire harness is tightened and the sacrifice is forced to perform a macbre version of..........THE MACARANA !!!


Ohhhhh the evil !!!!
SW33T! The horror! The torment! I love it!

Gah! Torment the sacrifices, not us! I don't want to hear that song!

The music is going directly into the sacrifices ears, you shall not have to hear it.

So are we doing two at once?

So are we doing two at once?

No I was just adding on to yours.

The amount of magic and power in the air is causing one of the youngsters in the gathering crowd to transform.

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/avatars/kenshin/kenshin0008.gif

Yah! Another one! It's like an invasion!

So are we doing two at once?

No I was just adding on to yours.
Ah! OK.
*gets darts without sleeping potion, and starts throwing them toward the sacrifice*

Praise the Great Mods!
Praise the Great Mods!
Praise the Great Mods!
Praise the Great Mods!
Praise the Great Mods!
Praise the Great Mods!
Praise the Great Mods!
Praise the Great Mods!
Praise the Great Mods!
Praise the Great Mods!
Praise the Great Mods!
Praise the Great Mods!
Praise the Great Mods!
Praise the Great Mods!
Praise the Great Mods!
Praise the Great Mods!
Praise the Great Mods!
Praise the Great Mods!
Praise the Great Mods!
Praise the Great Mods!
Praise the Great Mods!

Word up, yo.

So are we doing two at once?

No I was just adding on to yours.
Ah! OK.
*gets darts without sleeping potion, and starts throwing them toward the sacrifice*

Brings forth the Brittany Spears CD and starts pumping the evil pop straight into the sacrifices brain !!!

Mwahahahahaha

Dude, you're evil.

I like it!

One of the faithful begins to dance extaticly to the sound of the drums

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/avatars/kenshin/kenshin0007.gif

Mwahahahahaha

Dude, you're evil.

I like it!

Thank you , thank you, you are to kind.

*Goes for the Backstreet boys CDs*

What magic powers ARE these you are so keen to have?? :?

*mixes salt and water*
*applies electric current in large quantities*
Bless this salt water, o Mods, that it may revert to HCl and NaOH, and be of use in the ceremony...
Please grant me this small request, that I might use it in thy honor.

Eh. Why not?

*Hands out Jell-o shots to all Mods*

Prepare the fire ants !!!!

Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!

What magic powers ARE these you are so keen to have?? :?
You dare question us?!
*the door slams shut again*

*mixes salt and water*
*applies electric current in large quantities*
Bless this salt water, o Mods, that it may revert to HCl and NaOH, and be of use in the ceremony...
Please grant me this small request, that I might use it in thy honor.

Eh. Why not?
*notes fizzing sound*
Thank you, o Mods!
*carefully drips hydrochloric acid onto the spots where the darts hit, after removing them*

Places the VR goggles on the head of the suffering sacrifice and then boots up "A day in the life of Paris Hilton" program.....

It is almost too evil...... Almost

Hmm... do you think additional physical pain would be further torment, or merely a welcome distraction from the mental torture?

Hmm... do you think additional physical pain would be further torment, or merely a welcome distraction from the mental torture?

Keep pokeing them, the Mods seem to like it !!!!

*takes small glass vial of fire ants*
*applies to victim- er, sacrifice*
*breaks with reheated poker*

Changes the program on the goggles to make all of the gay marriage threads flash before the sacrifice's eyes..over and over.....


The screaming seems to never end....

*starts soaking bamboo splinters in gasoline*

Bamboo and gasoline ???? Nice touch.

*Starts looking for matches*

Bamboo and gasoline ???? Nice touch.

*Starts looking for matches*
Don't worry, I've got plenty of fire here....

*Has the under priests bring forth a very special sacrifice for the mods*

http://pagecrafter.net/images/sample_graphics/girl%20scout%20cookies.jpg

Nice try, but bribery will get you everywhere.

Good idea!
*brings out chocolate torte*
That's my father's special recipe, by the way....

Has the greasing finished yet? :P

Soooo what are you guys gonna do with your powers when you get them?

Has the greasing finished yet? :P

Soooo what are you guys gonna do with your powers when you get them?

You are one of us, and should be getting powers also !!!

Has the greasing finished yet? :P

Soooo what are you guys gonna do with your powers when you get them?
I dunno... depends on what they are! :D

Has the greasing finished yet? :P

Soooo what are you guys gonna do with your powers when you get them?

You are one of us, and should be getting powers also !!!


ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

I know what I am gonna do ... I am gonna change my title to "Forum Dog" or something cool

I am going to make threads that are longer than 65 pages in the general forum....

Let's worry about that after we get them....
*starts applying fuel-soaked bamboo splinters*

The Mods have stopped speaking to us !!!!!

Bring more sacrifices !!!

The Mods have stopped speaking to us !!!!!

Bring more sacrifices !!!
Hurry! We haven't heard from them in almost a page!

*ignites bamboo splinters*

I never imagined this thread would last as long as it has. *pours out a tequila libation to the ever-present and all-powerful mods*

(I'm doing what I can, but nobody seems to want any sandwiches. :( )

Has several sacrifices put into the dancing piano wire harness and perform the jailhouse tango scene from "Chicago".

Gets Jell-o shots ready for the mods.

And fires up the grill

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/avatars/dragonball/dragonball0034.gif

Hm... I remember deleting a guy with a flag like that...

Has several sacrifices put into the dancing piano wire harness and perform the jailhouse tango scene from "Chicago".

Gets Jell-o shots ready for the mods.

And fires up the grill

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/avatars/dragonball/dragonball0034.gif

Hm... I remember deleting a guy with a flag like that...
The voice of the Mods! They have not forsaken us!
They don't sound happy, though... hurry up with those sacrifices!

They have spoken to us again....

Bring forth the Jello shots, thinmints, and sacrifices !!!

How do I know you aren't all just one giant edit by the mods, made to trap me here? :shock:

We'll have to make do with nameless sacrifices until we can catch someone...

Is the drum music still playing?

(always include spaces!)

How do I know you aren't all just one giant edit by the mods, made to trap me here? :shock:
How could we be just an edit? There has to be something posted to start with...

You don't... Muahahahaha!

Does anyone have a virgin to sacrifice to the mods? (Who am I kidding--we're a bunch of people playing a computer game. There's got to be at least one virgin here. :lol: )

Almost forgot the drums...

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How do I know you aren't all just one giant edit by the mods, made to trap me here? :shock:
How could we be just an edit? There has to be something posted to start with...

You don't... Muahahahaha!

It's because I'm a republican isn't it?

Aaaah! I mean... I'LL GET YOU KEVIN GRUMBLES!!strongbadrocks

How do I know you aren't all just one giant edit by the mods, made to trap me here? :shock:
How could we be just an edit? There has to be something posted to start with...

You don't... Muahahahaha!

It's because I'm a virgin isn't it?

Aaaah! I mean... I'LL GET YOU KEVIN GRUMBLES!!strongbadrocks
Hmm.... and that particular peace of information comes out just when we're looking for one to sacrifice. How convenient!

Oh, yeah... no sacrificing other members of the team. :wink:

How do I know you aren't all just one giant edit by the mods, made to trap me here? :shock:
How could we be just an edit? There has to be something posted to start with...

You don't... Muahahahaha!

It's because I'm a virgin isn't it?

Aaaah! I mean... I'LL GET YOU KEVIN GRUMBLES!!strongbadrocks
Hmm.... and that particular peace of information comes out just when we're looking for one to sacrifice. How convenient!

Oh, yeah... no sacrificing other members of the team. :wink:Well, I'm a virgin--in my left ear, but only in my left ear. The right one suffered an act too terrible to tell.

How do I know you aren't all just one giant edit by the mods, made to trap me here? :shock:
How could we be just an edit? There has to be something posted to start with...

You don't... Muahahahaha!

It's because I'm a virgin isn't it?

Aaaah! I mean... I'LL GET YOU KEVIN GRUMBLES!!strongbadrocks
Hmm.... and that particular peace of information comes out just when we're looking for one to sacrifice. How convenient!

Oh, yeah... no sacrificing other members of the team. :wink:

Why did you change republican to virgin? :shock: :?

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Are you offering your left ear to be sacrificed?

Dude... that's a little kinky...

How do I know you aren't all just one giant edit by the mods, made to trap me here? :shock:
How could we be just an edit? There has to be something posted to start with...

You don't... Muahahahaha!

It's because I'm a virgin isn't it?

Aaaah! I mean... I'LL GET YOU KEVIN GRUMBLES!!strongbadrocks
Hmm.... and that particular peace of information comes out just when we're looking for one to sacrifice. How convenient!

Oh, yeah... no sacrificing other members of the team. :wink:

Why did you change republican to virgin? :shock: :?
Because I quoted you before you edited your post?

:shock:
Are you offering your left ear to be sacrificed?

Dude... that's a little kinky...Not offering per se. Just making a point that on reflection seems a bit, ummm, unusual.


I'm going now. :oops:

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Are you offering your left ear to be sacrificed?

Dude... that's a little kinky...Not offering per se. Just making a point that on reflection seems a bit, ummm, unusual.


I'm going now. :oops:

OHHHH nooo, just laydown over here with your left ear up.........

*starts pulling out piano wire*

*produces scalpel*
Don't worry, it won't hurt... much.

I wonder if I can get Jell-o into that ear ????

I knew I shouldn't have wandered into this thread after all the drinking I've been doing. *offers up ear for sacrifice*

I shall heretofore be known as "One-Eared Incertonia"

Alas, the humiliation.

I knew I shouldn't have wandered into this thread after all the drinking I've been doing. *offers up ear for sacrifice*

I shall heretofore be known as "One-Eared Incertonia"

Alas, the humiliation.

I am sure that you can keep the ear...we just need to fill it with Jell-o...

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A new sacrifice has arrived !!!!!!

*Gets piano wire out......*

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A most fitting sacrifice....
*starts preparing more bamboo splinters*
*gathers razor-darts*
*sets a pot of oil on the fire*
*etc. etc. etc.*

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Rejoice for we have an offering for the Mods !! We offer this Micheal Jackson of Doom up to you oh great and powerful Mods !!!


Take him.

.. :lol: lol youre dumb
Seize him! Also, alert the Mods that we have a special offering for them....

Puts the freak in a piano wire harness....

Get out the pokers..

*starts heating poker, metal spikes, and knife blades*

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Brings out a fresh supply of fire ants and jello.


Oh this is going to be fun.

I don't think there's any psychological torture that would work on this fiend. Too bad, really....

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I don't think there's any psychological torture that would work on this fiend. Too bad, really....

I guess it is going to be all physical this time...That is your speciality, have fun.

The grease is already thick on this one ...

Bring on ye rusty hook

The prisoner is still defiant!
Stuff some of those fire ants in his mouth....

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MODALERT

wow, this is the longest he has ever lasted

Kill this fool mods!

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Sorry, can't understand you with a mouth full of fire ants...

Cuts off a foot and throws it in the fire..

Oh great ones accept this pityful sacrifice and show us your might and power

*stuffs handful of fire ants after handful of fire ants after handful of fire ants in M.J.O.D's mouth*

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(You can't move. You're tied up.)
Gag him!
*checks poker*
This'll do...

I still cant understand a thing he is saying...That is good. More fire ants in the mouth !!!

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Now, for the poker...
-sizzle...-

It matters not what you threaten us with, whipping boy. For whatever you do will be taken away by the great and powerful Mods, and your existance will be little more than an excuse for us to laugh.

kill this heathen, mods!

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All hail the Mods! The hands of the Mods shelter us and protect us from the Shadow. Evils beyond words are destroyed at their will.

Yeah, but he really didn't taste too good. Next time more whipped cream and chocolate syrup

we thank you o almighty mods!

And thou prisoner was smoteth!

ALL HAIL THE MODS !!!! THEY ARE GREAT AND POWERFUL AND HAVE ACCEPTED OUR SACRIFICE!!!! PRAISE BE TO THE MODS

Now lets put his head in this jell-o

Now that he's gagged, lets get the sacrifice started...

Now that he's gagged, lets get the sacrifice started...

Do your work.....

Ah-oh!

Out of grease...

Ah-oh!

Out of grease...

Don't worry . We will render the body to get more grease for you.

Ah-oh!

Out of grease...

Don't worry . We will render the body to get more grease for you.

How did your post count get so far ahead of mine seemingly overnight? :?

Ah-oh!

Out of grease...

Don't worry . We will render the body to get more grease for you.

How did your post count get so far ahead of mine seemingly overnight? :?

I posted alot ? I don't know...

Now that he's gagged, lets get the sacrifice started...

Do your work.....
Bwahahahahahaha!!

*stabs with gas-soaked bamboo splinters, then light them*

*starts slicing with red-hot knives... shallow slashes, so that he won't die too quickly*

Ah-oh!

Out of grease...

Don't worry . We will render the body to get more grease for you.

How did your post count get so far ahead of mine seemingly overnight? :?

I posted alot ? I don't know...

Did you have any nations before Liberal Monsters?

Ah-oh!

Out of grease...

Don't worry . We will render the body to get more grease for you.

How did your post count get so far ahead of mine seemingly overnight? :?

I posted alot ? I don't know...

Did you have any nations before Liberal Monsters?

Yeah, I got a couple of 2 billion pop nations.

carve tiny bits of flesh out of his body, so he won't die to quickly

Puts fire ants and pepper sauce in all of the wounds

*removes victim's ears and runs over to sandwich shop

*begins splashing sulfuric acid on the cuts, since the knives are starting to cool*

*gives everyone a Jell-o shot before carrying on*

*Has assistants give thinmints to the mods*

Actually, if I keep them hot they'll cauterize the wounds and prevent him from bleeding to death...
*sticks knives back in the fire*
*gets to work with two of the iron spikes, which are nicely heated*

how can we torture this creature any longer?-oh wait we can :twisted:

Measures the head to make sure I have the right sized Jell-o mold....

how can we torture this creature any longer?-oh wait we can :twisted:
Easily...
*draws glowing iron spike along the sacrifice's arm*
Somebody get the rusty spoon ready... we'll need it, eventually.

Liberal Dogs!

*pulls out the rusty spoon*

*slowly cuts tiny bits of flesh out of the sacrifices thigh with a rusty blade.*

Measures the head to make sure I have the right sized Jell-o mold....
*takes measurement*
*writes it down*
*passes L M the paper*
If it doesn't fit, tell me and I'll make some modifications.
Fortunately, we don't have to worry about his ears...

Remember, in torture, always measure once and cut twice.

*stabs a quick series of small holes, none deep enough to do serious damage*
*grants the loyal followers with a fine array of dentist's tools.......*

*gives thanks for the tools*

we shall use them well

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LET A NEW NIGHT OF SACRIFICES BEGIN, WE OFFER THESE SILLY POSTERS TO YOU ON THIS, THE FULL MOON

you are some odd people...

GRAB HIM!

you are some odd people...

Yes, very. Now step this way........

*grabs Elvandair and ties it up*

*Gets out the piano wire harness and soundtrack to "Aladin"*


Dance puppet , dance !!!

*Stars looking for shap objects and Jell-o*

Who left all these beer cans here ???

you made my ENTIRE nation dance? does this include buildings and landscapes?

I certainly hope so.

you made my ENTIRE nation dance? does this include buildings and landscapes?

I certainly hope so.

Hey, I have ALOT of piano wire and very large speakers !!

And the Mods demand large sacrifices !!!

This is going to take more Jell-o than I thought.....

why was there red in my post? I didn't do that...

consider THAT your magical power

why was there red in my post? I didn't do that...

The mods wrote in your post. It is called a mod edit.

And back to normal.....


It is the Great Ones Speaking to us !!!!!

We are blessed !!!!

Did someone ask for a 55 gallon drum of jellyfish? I need someone to sign the invoice.

Did someone ask for a 55 gallon drum of jellyfish? I need someone to sign the invoice.

Oh, yes !! I wan wondering when those would get here.

*signs*

Time to fill the dipping pool....

:D Can i swim in the jelly fish first to, purify it? 8)

Oh, yes !! I wan wondering when those would get here.

*signs*

Time to fill the dipping pool....
Okay. Now if only someone was willing to buy the molten lead enema kit, I could make bonus. *sigh*

*begins to walk back to his truck*

:O how much does that cost :twisted: i will trade you 100 v-1's for it! :D *btw* do you have any Mohammad Ghandis for sale?

:O how much does that cost :twisted: i will trade you 100 v-1's for it! :D

Hmmm...
*calculates*
Add in $50 more and I can get you the "Six hours of slow, painful death" guarantee.

I'm scared... Muaha first post.... scared....

Oh, yes !! I wan wondering when those would get here.

*signs*

Time to fill the dipping pool....
Okay. Now if only someone was willing to buy the molten lead enema kit, I could make bonus. *sigh*

*begins to walk back to his truck*

I'll take a dozen !!!!

*btw* do you have any Mohammad Ghandis for sale?

Afraid we're sold out till next week Wednesday. We do have a working woodchipper in good condition. I must warn you that it is used...

It's a deal! /me ships 100 v-1s and $50 to MonsProditor btw got any Mohammad Ghandis lying around? i need a couple for my nations zoo. *edit* aww too bad theres no ghandis...i would buy the wood chipper but i have several.

I'll take a dozen !!!!

*pulls out a notepad and pen, and starts jotting down numbers.*

Okay, one dozen molten lead enema kits....
Six hour guarantee...

It's a deal! /me ships 100 v-1s and $50 to MonsProditor btw got any Mohammad Ghandis lying around? i need a couple for my nations zoo. *edit* aww too bad theres no ghandis...i would buy the wood chipper but i have several.

Well, it's a deal!
*hands the receipt to StuntPro*

Pleasure doing business with you. Feel free to call Agony Express on our 24 hour 800 line.

*walks up a ramp to the back of his truck with a dolly, loading boxes.*

Thanks, i will call back wednesday for a dozen Mohammad Ghandis for my nations zoo's :D lol you could use those v-1's for one time use cargo deliverers :wink:

Thanks, i will call back wednesday for a dozen Mohammad Ghandis for my nations zoo's :D

I'll tell my boss to have some on hand.

*tips his cap, loads up, and drives off*

Starts planning a combination lead enima and jelly fish bath....

Ew.
That is certainly inventive. I think it's ben like, 7 or so pages since the last time the chainsaw was used.

give them a lead enema then soak them in the jellyfish bath? :twisted:

*drives over in a car.*

I'm off work now, so what's the dress code here?

*prays to the mods for the continued DEATion of the 'sphincter' spammer*

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*drives over in a car.*

I'm off work now, so what's the dress code here?

Casual....very casual.

We'd be busily watching the sacrifices and such, but the spammers are out in force tonight. Sorry!

No prob, it looks like you guys are having a busy night...

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We have been truly blessed tonight, so many sacrifices !!!

I think that, considering the photos that we have seen, the lead enimas may not be of much effect. But that jellyfish hot tub is ready to go !!!

Into the tub spammer !!!

Now where was that chainsaw.....

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I am out for the night....

Sacrifices will contnue

And another sacrifices lines up.......

Its going ...going ....gone !!!

I am going to run out of Jell-o solution to preserve all the heads in....

Rawr.... if I ever find out where that little twerp lives, there'll be some real life DEATing going down. That computer is just ASKING for it. :evil: