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n00bs were sacrificed on the great pyramid to the mods, and we want our magical powers !!!

n00bs were sacrificed on the great pyramid to the mods, and we want our magical powers !!!I am obviously up too late at night.

n00bs were sacrificed on the great pyramid to the mods, and we want our magical powers !!!I am obviously up too late at night.

A great truth has been spoken here, we are all up to late.

yes. I supplied the chainsaw for that. I demand my magical powers

I know I'm up too late...
but I still want my magical powers!

WE WANT OUR MAGICAL POWERS



it really is late. and, by the way JOIN THE RODENT ALLIANCE

MAGICAL POWERS!!!!!

WE WANT OUR MAGICAL POWERS



it really is late. and, by the way JOIN THE RODENT ALLIANCE

WE WANT OUR MAGICAL POWERS

what are the bets this will end in another post pyramid

Maybe if we build a new pyramid...
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Don't copy this one; it should be big enough as it is.

WE WANT OUR MAGICAL POWERS



it really is late. and, by the way JOIN THE RODENT ALLIANCE

WE WANT OUR MAGICAL POWERS

what are the bets this will end in another post pyramid

WE WANT OUR MAGICAL POWERS

we need our magical powers!

WE WANT OUR MAGICAL POWERS



it really is late. and, by the way JOIN THE RODENT ALLIANCE

WE WANT OUR MAGICAL POWERS

what are the bets this will end in another post pyramid

WE WANT OUR MAGICAL POWERS

we need our magical powers!

WE WANT OUR MAGICAL POWERS

someone is bound to get deleted over this!

WE WANT OUR MAGICAL POWERS



it really is late. and, by the way JOIN THE RODENT ALLIANCE

WE WANT OUR MAGICAL POWERS

what are the bets this will end in another post pyramid

WE WANT OUR MAGICAL POWERS

we need our magical powers!

WE WANT OUR MAGICAL POWERS

someone is bound to get deleted over this!

WE WANT OUR MAGICAL POWERS

nobody liked my pyramid?

I like all of the pyramids, but perhaps we should not push this to far.....


Count down to thread lock has begun..5..4..3..

I'm inclined to agree; that's why I built mine all at once.

*counts...*

WE WANT OUR MAGICKAL POWERS

Ve Vant our magickalesck poverz

Perhaps our sacrifice wasn't sufficient...

Grr... evil server.

Maybe if we build a new pyramid...
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I've got the chainsaw! and 4 n00bs this time!

Maybe if we build a new pyramid...
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I've got the chainsaw! and 4 n00bs this time!

http://66.0.193.113/isroot/www11650/ProductImages/mrl1108.jpg
*starts beating drum*
-boom-
-boom-
-boom-

*puts fuel in the chainsaw to ritual beating*

*chants*
O almighty Mods,
Masters of fate,
Rulers of time,
Greatest deities of this and any world,
Unto you, we offer this sacrifice....

*attempts to start chainsaw*

*pulls the cord*
*pulls the cord again*
*and again*
*and again*
*and again*
*and again*
*and again*
*and again*
*and again*
*and again*
*and again*
*and again*
*and again*
*and again*
*and again*
*Curses his head of at the stupid effing chainsaw*
*pulls the cord again*
*chainsaw starts*
*starts revving the chainsaw with maniaclelook in his eye*

How's it feel to want?

Mighty ones-
Honored ones-
Please accept our offering.
Blood for thee, lives for thee...
Please grant us what we seek.
(...)

How's it feel to want?
We may be in luck! Our efforts have attracted the attention of one of the Mighty Ones!
Does our sacrifice please you, honored Mod?

*starts walking to the beat of the drum up the pyramid, towards the sacrificial n00bs*

How's it feel to want?

*bows down to the mod*

*gradually beats louder*
-boom-
-boom-
-boom-
-boom-
-boom-
-boom-

*revs the chainsaw louder as approaching first sacrifice*

-boom-
-boom-
-boom-


-silence-

*chain saw cuts through first sacrifice, the n00b*

*cuts through the second sacrifice, the griefer*

*cuts through the third sacrifice, the flamer*

*cuts through the fourth sacrifice, the annoying iddiot who will do anything to become a mod but still doesnt know how to spell it*

What in holy friggin hell are you weirdos talking about.

What in holy friggin hell are you weirdos talking about.

ITS AN UNBELIEVER. SACRIICE HIM TO OUR GODS... I MEAN MODSSS

*starts chaing after monotonous malarchy with the chainsaw*

if this doesnt please our mod then nothing will

What in holy friggin hell are you weirdos talking about.
Seize him!
*binds M M in chains*
*carries M M to the top of the pyramid*
*produces knife*
I have a fifth sacrifice... one who posts on threads without knowing what they are!
Surely the Mods will favor us when we spill the blood of this one.
Shall I do it?

What in holy friggin hell are you weirdos talking about.
Seize him!
*binds M M in chains*
*carries M M to the top of the pyramid*
*produces knife*
I have a fifth sacrifice... one who posts on threads without knowing what they are!
Surely the Mods will favor us when we spill the blood of this one.
Shall I do it?

*takes over the drums*

-BOOM-
-BOOM-
-BOOM-
-BOOM-
-BOOM-
-BOOM-
-BOOM-
-BOOM-
-BOOM-

*disembodied voice from the heavens starts speaking*

"You cannot honor me with your roaring chainsaws, blood sacrifices and empty devotion. I want your hearts, not your offerings. Live a good life, answer your issues and restrain from futile war efforts. Then I may stretch down my hand from heaven and bless your nation."

*lightning flashes and thunder rolls*

*disembodied voice from the heavens starts speaking*

"You cannot honor me with your roaring chainsaws, blood sacrifices and empty devotion. I want your hearts, not your offerings. Live a good life, answer your issues and restrain from futile war efforts. Then I may stretch down my hand from heaven and bless your nation."

*lightning flashes and thunder rolls*

*disembodied voice from the heavens starts speaking*

"You cannot honor me with your roaring chainsaws, blood sacrifices and empty devotion. I want your hearts, not your offerings. Live a good life, answer your issues and restrain from futile war efforts. Then I may stretch down my hand from heaven and bless your nation."

*lightning flashes and thunder rolls*

that isnt a mod... thats an imposter.

GET HIM!

(dozens of gophers leap upon Kurastan)
(the mod imposter is bound in chains)
Another prisoner who's blood is below the common vein....
Perhaps the Mods will want personal vengeance, though, against such an impersonater as this?
*cuts the wiring to the hidden loudspeaker*
*advances toward M M, knife ready*

Maybe if we build a new pyramid...
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Try and stop me :twisted:

Try and stop me :twisted:
Help! I fell off the pyramid and broke my leg!
Well, I must admit that I can't... it was really intended to be advise.

What r u guys gonna do once you get your MAGICAL POWERS!!!
ps. please don't sacrifice me to your god.

shall we sacrifice Chrysydom?

shall we sacrifice Chrysydom?
I specifically said 'NO SACRIFICING'

the mods demand SACRIFICE!

Sacrifice is fine. Just not when its happening to me. I do like a spot of sacrifice in the morning though, with the Daily Mirror or summit.

*reaches into his Bag 'O God and distributes magical powers evenly*

now send me all virgins

guys, this is terrible!

I can't believe you're on 3 pages and you STILL haven't been locked.

Come on. Get your act together!

You can do better than this!

:P

HA. we are sacrificing to keep them happoy and get our nmagical powers.

*starts up chainsaw again and walks towards Curantan*

HA. we are sacrificing to keep them happoy and get our nmagical powers.

*starts up chainsaw again and walks towards Curantan*

You all know that Go... Mods only like willing sacrifices, right?
*Looks around, jumps in car, and drives away*
Faster!

(dozens of gophers leap upon Kurastan)
(the mod imposter is bound in chains)
Another prisoner who's blood is below the common vein....
Perhaps the Mods will want personal vengeance, though, against such an impersonater as this?
*cuts the wiring to the hidden loudspeaker*
*advances toward M M, knife ready*

gophers.....SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can i join in???????????? (P.S. im not good sicrifice materil)

maybe they want you to sacrifice yourselves?!
who wants to go first?

no, we have to sacrifice you.

only the chainsaw and the drum masters are the qualified people to make sacrifices to the esteemed Mods

fine I will throw myself off the pyramid of the mods as a sacrifice, and when I come back with magical powers we'll know I was right, or if i dont come back.....

This thread looks kinda dumb. :?

I don't know what you guys are complaining about. My magical powers are working just fine.

*Disappears in a flash of lightning and purple smoke.*

This thread looks kinda dumb. :?

thats the point, alittle stupid fun never hurt anyone

I don't know what you guys are complaining about. My magical powers are working just fine.

*Disappears in a flash of lightning and purple smoke.*

show off :P

Sad

This thread looks kinda dumb. :?

better a thread like this with a storyline and rp concept that one of those last person to post here threads

*Walks out of Blue Cloud*
"It Works!"

sacrifice me!!!!!!!!!! :tantrum:

sacrifice me!!!!!!!!!! :tantrum:

Wish Granted...
*Throws Large, sharp knife at ALEN*

on second thalt (powers or no powers) im gona run like a bat outa hell
away from hear :!: :!: :shock:

What r u guys gonna do once you get your MAGICAL POWERS!!!
ps. please don't sacrifice me to your god.
Of course we won't sacrifice you to our god... we'll sacrifice you to the mods!
Get him!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!!

The thread has returned! Only the mods know through what strange dimension our great pyramid hath journeyed... I know only that it vanished, and now it appears again! Hope is not lost!!
We want our magical powers!
Ready the next sacrifice....

Chrysidom111 or Alen?

Didn't Blind Io already kill ALEN?

*Brings out the purple robes with really cool designs that are in fact chapter 19 of the next Harry Potter book*

The sacrifices will continue until we get our magical powers..

Bring forth the annoying git who cuts and pastes from biased psuedo news sources.....

red arrow?

A hamster in purple robes? How cute!
An excellent choice for our next victim- err, sacrifice!
*starts beating the drum*
-Boom-
-Boom-
-Boom-
-Boom-
-Boom-
-Boom-
-Boom-
-Boom-
-Boom-
-Boom-
-Boom-
-Boom-

*****O, almighty mods, we offer this unworthy sacrifice to appease your great anger*****

Oh Mods please don't burn us
don't kill or toast your flock
Don't put us on the barbeque
or simmer us in stock,
Don't bake or baste or boil us
or stir-fry us in a wok.
And please give us magical powers.

Raysia smells of cheese

-Boom-
-Boom-
-Boom-
-Boom-
-Boom-
-Boom-
-Boom-
-Boom-
-Boom-
-Boom-


-silence-

*chainsaw noise and a splattering of blood*

"hehehe, i like sacrifices :)"

Still waiting for magical powers......http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/contrib/ruinkai/nopityA.gif

*chainsaw noise and a splattering of blood*

"hehehe, i like sacrifices :)"

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/ups/chaos99/greenchainsaw.gif

perfect illustration :P

Oh glory of the powerful mods.
We have offered all we can to you
but still you ignore our asks
What else must we do oh wonderful mods.

*chants*
We want magic!
We want magic!
We want magic!
We want magic!
We want magic!

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MAGIC

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MAGIC
This one, however, we're willing to pass on...
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HAha the knife didn't work try harder :shock: :lol: :twisted:

HAha the knife didn't work try harder :shock: :lol: :twisted:
OK....
*gestures*
*dozens of gophers jump out and bind ALEN in chains*
*he is dragged to the top of the pyramids*
Maybe the Mods do prefer voluntary sacrifice... if so, we've got one!
*starts sharpening knife, while minions get drum out*

boom boom boom boom

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

*marches up pyramid with knife*
*starts chanting*
Mods, look what we have for thee.
A willing sacrifice, this be.
....

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:?

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BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOMBOOM BOOM BOOMBOOM BOOM BOOMBOOM BOOM BOOM

*waits for DEATion of Severed Dyck*

want to see pic?

NO!!!!!!!

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Look upon us with favor, Mighty Ones.
Grant us what we ask of thee.
We offer unto thee this sacrifice of blood...
Please give us what we seek....

i dont think i even have to say this but: MODALERT

I like the way he looked for that pic...looks like he held his word...

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yes!

And we now return to your regularly scheduled (non-porn) discussion.

Blessed and powerful are the mods. They come down and destroy the evil porn spammers...

It was a nice pic though

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Hooray!!
Thank you, o Mods, for your glory and might, for preserving us from unmentionable evil, ....

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OMG!!1!!1 PWNED!1!!!1!!1shift!!

And we now return to your regularly scheduled (non-porn) discussion.

Blessed and powerful are the mods. They come down and destroy the evil porn spammers...

It was a nice pic though

I've seen better pics

*ahem* now they left us and "forgot" our magic powers!

Our faith is invested in you your modshipness

(1700th post) w00ty

*almighty mods, you have our thanks*

Dang, in all the excitment the mod forgot to leave us magical powers.....Dang.

The more you treat em like gods, the less powers you'll receive!

WHERE'S OUR MAGIC POWERS?

That was certainly worthwhile, but I still want magic. Perhaps we need a more complicated ceremony?
*starts writing arcane symbols on the gound in blood, chalk, fine silver dust, etc.*

It was the mighty mod of deation, reploid production that served us.

*helps Demonic Gophers draw symbols on the floor*

It was the mighty mod of deation, reploid production that served us.
All hail Evil Empress Rep Prod the Ninja Mod!

(I think that's her title...)

*helps Demonic Gophers draw symbols on the floor*
Thanks!
*starts setting up candles*

It was the mighty mod of deation, reploid production that served us.
All hail Evil Empress Rep Prod the Ninja Mod!

(I think that's her title...)

*bows down to reppy*

*helps Demonic Gophers draw symbols on the floor*
Thanks!
*starts setting up candles*

*puts more fuel in the mower*

*helps Demonic Gophers draw symbols on the floor*
Thanks!
*starts setting up candles*

*puts more fuel in the mower*

ROFLMAO !!!!!

*all hail Reppy, all hail Reppy*

R to the E to the PP and Y

Reppy Reppy RA RA RA !!!

*helps Demonic Gophers draw symbols on the floor*
Thanks!
*starts setting up candles*

*puts more fuel in the mower*

ROFLMAO !!!!!

ah crap, that was supposed to be the chainsaw.

*puts more fuel in chainsaw * :oops:

the great reppy and enodia have visited!

They have visted us, but alas, they have not given us any magical powers

the great reppy and enodia have visited!
Yay! But they didn't give us our magical powers yet... :(

alas, but we shall continue our sacrifices until we get our powers

Who shall we sacrifice next ???

Catholic Europe? Red arrow?

I have an idea. lets sacrifice that michael jackson/severed dyck/c_unt d_icula idiot!!

If that doesnt please the mods then nothing will

yes!

I'm in favor. Since he seems to be capable of ressurecting himself, we can sacrifice him an infinite number of times!

Then lets start the sacrifices :)

*starts chanting*

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOMBOOM BOOM BOOMBOOM BOOM BOOMBOOM BOOM BOOM

LET THE SACRIFICE BEGIN

*oh, almighty mods, may this sacrifice please you*

*steps forward in dramatic robe, bearing dagger and chain saw*

*plays the drums in the background*

Light the eleventh candle!

*comes down from the sky, in likeness of [violet]*

I have been sent by the MODS! *lightning and thunder*

I am their messenger- and they have decided to give you magical powers! Your powers are...

- *********
- *********
- no *********
- and finally- **** super posting

-oh ya, and no ***** and you wont get anymore double posts!

The Gods\\\\\\\ i mean, Mods, LOVE YOU! :wink:



As a protection to myself, i really dont claim to be from the Mods. I was just joking

The candle is lit

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*comes down from the sky, in likeness of [violet]*

I have been sent by the MODS! *lightning and thunder*

I am their messenger- and they have decided to give you magical powers! Your powers are...

- *********
- *********
- no *********
- and finally- **** super posting

-oh ya, and no ***** and you wont get anymore double posts!

The Gods\\\\\\\ i mean, Mods, LOVE YOU! :wink:



As a protection to myself, i really dont claim to be from the Mods. I was just joking


You know what we did to the last imposter that claimed to be from the Mods...?

( :wink: )

The candle is lit

http://www.anim8or.com/tutorials/from_users/lighting_tutorial/Candle.jpg
Bring forth the sacrifice!!
*draws dagger*

what did you do??

*doesnt wait for the answer, just runs*

*and then calls an airstrike*

RUN!

What are these magical powers and how can I get in on them?

*comes in eating a sandwich*

So...hows that magical powers thing going?

what did you do??

*doesnt wait for the answer, just runs*

*and then calls an airstrike*

RUN!
*an R A agent intercepts the message and sends a cancellation on the same frequency*
Maybe we'd better move inside the pyramid, just in case....
*sends R A agents to locate Kisarazu*

What are these magical powers and how can I get in on them?

We are giving sacrifices to the mods in hopes that they will grant us magical powers.

What are these magical powers and how can I get in on them?
Well, you I don't think you were involved in the original attempt...
However, if you want to help with the sacrifices, I'm sure we can... find a use for you...

*comes in eating a sandwich*

So...hows that magical powers thing going?
No luck yet. We're trying a more elaborate ceremony....

Sacrifice Catholic Europe! He is worth many magical powers...

However, we must device some kind of trap...

*comes in eating a sandwich*

So...hows that magical powers thing going?
No luck yet. We're trying a more elaborate ceremony....

right.

Have you tried the thing with juggling squirrels while naked....making sure to face North.
Its a good ritual....Ive heard it works.

Sacrifice Catholic Europe! He is worth many magical powers...

However, we must device some kind of trap...
Hmm... how do you think we can lure him in here?

*throws a rock at MD*

you almost got my ipbanned yesterday! rar! modalert is an evil word, never use it lightly.

*eludes Dem`s Agent*

*comes in eating a sandwich*

So...hows that magical powers thing going?
No luck yet. We're trying a more elaborate ceremony....

right.

Have you tried the thing with juggling squirrels while naked....making sure to face North.
Its a good ritual....Ive heard it works.
Juggling squirrels?!?!
:x

*throws a rock at MD*

you almost got my ipbanned yesterday! rar! modalert is an evil word, never use it lightly.

*eludes Dem`s Agent*
I have agents everywhere... your description has been distributed.

Sacrifice Catholic Europe! He is worth many magical powers...

However, we must device some kind of trap...
Hmm... how do you think we can lure him in here?

Give him promises of many sandwiches...

*comes in eating a sandwich*

So...hows that magical powers thing going?
No luck yet. We're trying a more elaborate ceremony....

right.

Have you tried the thing with juggling squirrels while naked....making sure to face North.
Its a good ritual....Ive heard it works.
Juggling squirrels?!?!
:x

Oh relax......theyre dead squirrels.....they dont suffer.

Yes sandwichs...Dang now I am hungry.

Backwo, Pablo wouldnt appreciate that to much...

Give him promises of many sandwiches...
Now all we have to do is find him....

Backwo, Pablo wouldnt appreciate that to much...

Probably not..but hes not here right now...

And besides... I didnt kill them....

I just scraped em off the road.....

Backwo, Pablo wouldnt appreciate that to much...

Probably not..but hes not here right now...

And besides... I didnt kill them....

I just scraped em off the road.....
Disrespect for the dead! :x

*starts laying false sandwiches over the ground

here, LM, you can have one too

Backwo, Pablo wouldnt appreciate that to much...

Probably not..but hes not here right now...

And besides... I didnt kill them....

I just scraped em off the road.....
Disrespect for the dead! :x

Its not disrespectful...I was gonna eat em when your done juggling them.

Please repeat after me :

Squirrels are friends, not food.

Yes sandwichs...Dang now I am hungry.


GAAH! Mod edit!

Yes sandwichs...Dang now I am hungry.


GAAH! Mod edit!

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MOD EDIT: Yes, my loyal children, your dedication is second to none, but the time is not yet right for granting the boon of magical powers which you seek. Press on despite the hardships, and devise new ceremonies, new practices, and newer, more interesting ways of killing the sacrifices, and all shall be as it should.

It was the mighty mod of deation, reploid production that served us.
All hail Evil Empress Rep Prod the Ninja Mod!

(I think that's her title...)

Aw, you guys are going to make my ego inflate to dangerous levels at this rate! :lol:

~Evil Empress Rep Prod the Ninja Mod
~Wielder of the mighty moderating sword Kiritateru Teikoku

w00t !!!! I got a mod edit in my post !!! I am feeling those magical powers start to build up !!!

Please repeat after me :

Squirrels are friends, not food.

What, bushy-tailed tree rats? Buy some bird-feeders and come back to me.

Yes sandwichs...Dang now I am hungry.


GAAH! Mod edit!

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MOD EDIT: Yes, my loyal children, your dedication is second to none, but the time is not yet right for granting the boon of magical powers which you seek. Press on despite the hardships, and devise new ceremonies, new practices, and newer, more interesting ways of killing the sacrifices, and all shall be as it should.
We have heard the TRUE voice of the Mods!!
We will do as the Mods command. All honor to Evil Empress Rep Prod!
*bows low*
*starts thinking about new, even more elaborate ceremonies*

More interesting ways to make sacrifices !!! hmmmm this will require some thought.

We highly suggest things involving a rusty spoon and piano wire. Just some suggestions.

Please repeat after me :

Squirrels are friends, not food.

What, bushy-tailed tree rats? Buy some bird-feeders and come back to me.
Squirrel feeders are very important, it's true...

I said, bring forth the SACRIFICE!!!

*sends minion to get rusty spoons and piano wire*

Oooh, sacrifice time! I can't wait!

Bring forth the rusty spoon and piano wire !!! (oddly enough, IRL I have a room full of piano wire.....)

Oh my, sounds interesting. What else have you come up with to make sacrifices more fun? :?:

*taps foot impatiently*
Where's the sacrifice? What's taking so long?

Egad!

THOU SACRIFICETH HASTH ARRIVETH!

YAY!

*walks back in from coffee break*

"ooh, sandwiches on the floor"

*goes and picks up sandwich and starts eating*

I want a sandwich too! It's late here, and I skipped dinner! :cry:

We could string them up with the piano wire, like marionettes, and have them dance a little jig to the "Bear Neccessaties" from the jungle book, while we tickle them into exstatic death with rusty spoons held by trained monkeys .

How about that as a sacrifice to the MODS.

Ooooooh....

Egad!

THOU SACRIFICETH HASTH ARRIVETH!
In that case, let us begin!

*walks back in from coffee break*

"ooh, sandwiches on the floor"

*goes and picks up sandwich and starts eating*

GRAB HIM !!!!

*walks back in from coffee break*

"ooh, sandwiches on the floor"

*goes and picks up sandwich and starts eating*

TRAPPED!

Egad!

THOU SACRIFICETH HASTH ARRIVETH!
In that case, let us begin!

Bring forth thy cooking wine and thy greasing oil!

Cooking wine and greasing oil? Awesome, dudes!

We could string them up with the piano wire, like marionettes, and have them dance a little jig to the "Bear Neccessaties" from the jungle book, while we tickle them into exstatic death with rusty spoons held by trained monkeys .

How about that as a sacrifice to the MODS.


What about all of that and having dyck boy showing them bad porn until they die.

*walks back in from coffee break*

"ooh, sandwiches on the floor"

*goes and picks up sandwich and starts eating*

TRAPPED!

ah crap.

but im the chainsaw man. Im the one who kills everyone...

*walks back in from coffee break*

"ooh, sandwiches on the floor"

*goes and picks up sandwich and starts eating*

TRAPPED!

ah crap.

but im the chainsaw man. Im the one who kills everyone...

Not any more ... spread thy arms for thy greasing!

That sounds kinda kinky, if y'ask me!

*walks back in from coffee break*

"ooh, sandwiches on the floor"

*goes and picks up sandwich and starts eating*

TRAPPED!

ah crap.

but im the chainsaw man. Im the one who kills everyone...

In that case..I guess we have to let you go....Dang..
Bring forth the exiles for sacrifice, let us begin with Micheal Jackson666.

Strap him into the piano wire harness......Look for the bear neccessities....

Would you like salt with your sacrifice?

Fetch me a basket of figs...
*calls some R A mice over*

*starts a fire*
Fires are always good!

*walks back in from coffee break*

"ooh, sandwiches on the floor"

*goes and picks up sandwich and starts eating*

TRAPPED!

ah crap.

but im the chainsaw man. Im the one who kills everyone...

In that case..I guess we have to let you go....Dang..
Bring forth the exiles for sacrifice, let us begin with Micheal Jackson666.

Strap him into the piano wire harness......Look for the bear neccessities....

whoa, that was close

*brings out piano wire*

start thy ceremony!

WHOOHOO! Now we're talking!

*walks back in from coffee break*

"ooh, sandwiches on the floor"

*goes and picks up sandwich and starts eating*

TRAPPED!

ah crap.

but im the chainsaw man. Im the one who kills everyone...
We've decided the chainsaw is too quick.
*grins, holding heated poker*

Piano wire, rusty spoons, AND red-hot pokers! Yeah! *cheers*

The mods are acting.

Our sacraficing is bringing tham too life! see how they edit our posts!

The exile, who was once known as Michael Jackson666 has been placed in the piano wire Marrionette harnes, and the music begins.

Look for the Bear Neccessities....

The monkeys pull out the spoons...

Oh the horrible laughter

The rodents build the fire

The laughing fool is covered with oil..

And then the most horrible part begins....

Tub girl and goatz are taped infront of his eyes and his eyelids are held open....

Oh the horror !!!!!

All for the glory of the Mods !!!

Whoa, whoa, tubgirl AND gotze? ... That guy would probably enjoy it!

The mods are acting.

Our sacraficing is bringing tham too life! see how they edit our posts!

Quiet ye mouth, fool! They do be angry, it seems ..

Eh .. nothin be goin on here

CONTINUE YE GREASING!

The mods are acting.

Our sacraficing is bringing tham too life! see how they edit our posts!

Quiet ye mouth, fool! They do be angry, it seems ..

Eh .. nothin be goin on here

CONTINUE YE GREASING!

eek!

cant we sacrifice michael jackson 666 first

The mods are acting.

Our sacraficing is bringing tham too life! see how they edit our posts!
It is a sign! The Mods are pleased by our offerings.

Let's see... what else can we use...

Get me more salt, and some lemon juice!

The mods are acting.

Our sacraficing is bringing tham too life! see how they edit our posts!
It is a sign! The Mods are pleased by our offerings.

Let's see... what else can we use...

Get me more salt, and some lemon juice!

Sweet , Margaritas !!!!

Bring Margaritas and comfy chairs for the mods....And girlscout cookies..Yes...

The mods are acting.

Our sacraficing is bringing tham too life! see how they edit our posts!

Quiet ye mouth, fool! They do be angry, it seems ..

Eh .. nothin be goin on here

CONTINUE YE GREASING!

eek!

cant we sacrifice michael jackson 666 first
That would give us a bit more practice....

cant we sacrifice michael jackson 666 first
That would give us a bit more practice....[/quote]

We did. Check my post.

Throw Lapse in thy big pot! Thy greasing is finished. Handeth thy rusty hook and thy vinegar...

The mods are acting.

Our sacraficing is bringing tham too life! see how they edit our posts!

Quiet ye mouth, fool! They do be angry, it seems ..

Eh .. nothin be goin on here

CONTINUE YE GREASING!

eek!

cant we sacrifice michael jackson 666 first
That would give us a bit more practice....

yes, yes... we need more practise... and im the only person who knows how to tie the sacrifice up with piano wire...

Forget not the piano wire! And where are my figs?

Fig Newtons can be applied in interestingly painful ways, did you know that?

Oh, quit getting their hopes up you weirdo.

Throw Lapse in thy big pot! Thy greasing is finished. Handeth thy rusty hook and thy vinegar...

wouldnt the mods prefer you to self sacrifice MD?

Not really. Well, that is unless you choose to sacrifice yourself upon Yggdrasil. I've always been partial to that.

Fig newton torture...Interesting...

Throw Lapse in thy big pot! Thy greasing is finished. Handeth thy rusty hook and thy vinegar...

wouldnt the mods prefer you to self sacrifice MD?
I doubt it... he's coming up with all sorts of interesting ways to help with the ceremony.

Alas, mod-faithful... I must seek rest and depart now. Accursed day job!

*slowly looks around door and sees piles of corpses and strange ceremony*

so....ahhhhhhhh, what did i miss?

ENOUGH CHIT-CHAT, THE MODS DEMAND ANOTHER SACRIFICE

Bring forth the next victum...and the fig newtons..and would you mind passing me another margarita..

*slowly looks around door and sees piles of corpses and strange ceremony*

so....ahhhhhhhh, what did i miss?
*the massive stone door slams, pushing him into the chamber*
Not to much... we're still at work...

So i'll just sit in the corner and not be sacrificed hmmm?

Throw Lapse in thy big pot! Thy greasing is finished. Handeth thy rusty hook and thy vinegar...

wouldnt the mods prefer you to self sacrifice MD?
I doubt it... he's coming up with all sorts of interesting ways to help with the ceremony.

Alas, mod-faithful... I must seek rest and depart now. Accursed day job!

HA... You will never sacrifice me though!!!

*gets chainsaw and starts revving it*
"Come within 3 meters and you will have arms no longer :twisted: "

Alright, alright, alright. How about we all agree not to Sacrifice anyone from the original thread, or that have joined the team at this point. All others are fair game.

*the massive stone door slams, pushing him into the chamber*

I guess thats a yes?

Throw Lapse in thy big pot! Thy greasing is finished. Handeth thy rusty hook and thy vinegar...

wouldnt the mods prefer you to self sacrifice MD?
I doubt it... he's coming up with all sorts of interesting ways to help with the ceremony.

Alas, mod-faithful... I must seek rest and depart now. Accursed day job!

HA... You will never sacrifice me though!!!

*gets chainsaw and starts revving it*
"Come within 3 meters and you will have arms no longer :twisted: "
*whirls and throws a knife, pinning Lapse's arm to the wall*
Blasphemer! Heretic! Traitor! Infidel! Your time will come... Be sure of that!

Alright, alright, alright. How about we all agree not to Sacrifice anyone from the original thread, or that have joined the team at this point. All others are fair game.

WOOHOO! no sacrifice for me

*does his little happy jig*

Alright, alright, alright. How about we all agree not to Sacrifice anyone from the original thread, or that have joined the team at this point. All others are fair game.
Oh, all right.... *grumbles*
I suppose we can heal his arm when we get our powers.

Throw Lapse in thy big pot! Thy greasing is finished. Handeth thy rusty hook and thy vinegar...

wouldnt the mods prefer you to self sacrifice MD?
I doubt it... he's coming up with all sorts of interesting ways to help with the ceremony.

Alas, mod-faithful... I must seek rest and depart now. Accursed day job!

HA... You will never sacrifice me though!!!

*gets chainsaw and starts revving it*
"Come within 3 meters and you will have arms no longer :twisted: "
*whirls and throws a knife, pinning Lapse's arm to the wall*
Blasphemer! Heretic! Traitor! Infidel! Your time will come... Be sure of that!

hehehehe...buddy, listen to liberal monsters OR ILL CUT OFF YOUR HEAD!

A smokey message has been sent to me...it says that at least one of the pantheon of mods likes beer....Bring forth the kegs !!!!

Alright, alright, alright. How about we all agree not to Sacrifice anyone from the original thread, or that have joined the team at this point. All others are fair game.
Oh, all right.... *grumbles*
I suppose we can heal his arm when we get our powers.

okay then

*goes and bandages arms, keeping eyes on DG all the time*

*runs outside and opens door up*
*reappears driving a tanker of DUFF*

Can't get enough of that wonderful Duff!

Good, let us all begin to search for a new sacrifice, and new ways to do the sacrifices , so that the Mods might be happy with us ,and give us magical freakin powers !!!!!

A smokey message has been sent to me...it says that at least one of the pantheon of mods likes beer....Bring forth the kegs !!!!

I have a puppet that makes rum

i can get some rum :)

Throw Lapse in thy big pot! Thy greasing is finished. Handeth thy rusty hook and thy vinegar...

wouldnt the mods prefer you to self sacrifice MD?
I doubt it... he's coming up with all sorts of interesting ways to help with the ceremony.

Alas, mod-faithful... I must seek rest and depart now. Accursed day job!

HA... You will never sacrifice me though!!!

*gets chainsaw and starts revving it*
"Come within 3 meters and you will have arms no longer :twisted: "
*whirls and throws a knife, pinning Lapse's arm to the wall*
Blasphemer! Heretic! Traitor! Infidel! Your time will come... Be sure of that!

hehehehe...buddy, listen to liberal monsters OR ILL CUT OFF YOUR HEAD!
I hadn't seen his post yet... and I don't like threats.
Unless I'm the one making them, of course....
*tosses knife into the air, and catches it as it falls*

*runs outside and opens door up*
*reappears driving a tanker of DUFF*

Can't get enough of that wonderful Duff!

No-one want Duff? :(

Not really. I prefer hard cider.

*runs outside and opens door up*
*reappears driving a tanker of DUFF*

Can't get enough of that wonderful Duff!

No-one want Duff? :(

Bring forth the Duff!!!!

A smokey message has been sent to me...it says that at least one of the pantheon of mods likes beer....Bring forth the kegs !!!!

I have a puppet that makes rum

i can get some rum :)
Ooh! Rum!
*sings*
Fifteen men on the dead man's chest...
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done fer the rest...
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

I'm sure we can find a use or two for some rum.
Isn't it flammable?

A smokey message has been sent to me...it says that at least one of the pantheon of mods likes beer....Bring forth the kegs !!!!

I have a puppet that makes rum

i can get some rum :)
Ooh! Rum!
*sings*
Fifteen men on the dead man's chest...
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done fer the rest...
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

I'm sure we can find a use or two for some rum.
Isn't it flammable?

YEP

*runs outside and opens door up*
*reappears driving a tanker of DUFF*

Can't get enough of that wonderful Duff!

No-one want Duff? :(

Bring forth the Duff!!!!
By all means, bring it forth!

However, let's not get distracted. We're here for sacrifices!
I'm going to hunt for some victims. I'll be back as soon as I can....

But there is no rum, you lot need to get out more.

Screegor is looking like a good candidate....

But there is no rum, you lot need to get out more.


WE HAVE A SACRIFICE


Just step this way.....

Is this all you do? Sit here and post all day? Boredom really does reach new heights

Is this all you do? Sit here and post all day? Boredom really does reach new heights

Just step into this piano wire harness....theres a good grump.

Eh... sacrificing new members who only complain is much less interesting.

Well surely it would be more fun to take up a sport or something? COmputers are'nt good for you.

Screegor is looking like a good candidate....

Yes ,brother Liberal Monsters, but how do we get him in here?

Well surely it would be more fun to take up a sport or something? COmputers are'nt good for you.

Oh yes, sports..very interesting...Now just be a good lad and stand very still...

Screegor is looking like a good candidate....

Yes ,brother Liberal Monsters, but how do we get him in here?

I am not sure, I am working on someone who is here right now...

Well surely it would be more fun to take up a sport or something? COmputers are'nt good for you.

im a chainsaw person :twisted:

Well surely it would be more fun to take up a sport or something? COmputers are'nt good for you.

I play Hockey the greatest sport ever
I'm playing tomorrow night
*looks triumphant*

Well surely it would be more fun to take up a sport or something? COmputers are'nt good for you.

Oh yes, sports..very interesting...Now just be a good lad and stand very still...
Ahh the condescending tone of a computer geek...

Well surely it would be more fun to take up a sport or something? COmputers are'nt good for you.

I play Hockey the greatest sport ever
I'm playing tomorrow night
*looks triumphant*
Good man! Although rugby is far greater.

Well surely it would be more fun to take up a sport or something? COmputers are'nt good for you.

Oh yes, sports..very interesting...Now just be a good lad and stand very still...
Ahh the condescending tone of a computer geek...

Question: If you're not a computer geek, what the hell are you doing on the computer hypocrit.

im gonna enjoy sacraficing you :twisted:

Well surely it would be more fun to take up a sport or something? COmputers are'nt good for you.

Oh yes, sports..very interesting...Now just be a good lad and stand very still...
Ahh the condescending tone of a computer geek...

Sure sure, I am a geek. If you knew me in real life you would realize how funny that is...Now

PREPARE FOR SACRIFICE

Well surely it would be more fun to take up a sport or something? COmputers are'nt good for you.

Oh yes, sports..very interesting...Now just be a good lad and stand very still...
Ahh the condescending tone of a computer geek...
If you don't like it, why are you here?

Ah, yes... to be sacrificed! Of course! How could I have forgotten?

Eh, sports... too many rules. They rarely allow human sacrifice, for example.

Well surely it would be more fun to take up a sport or something? COmputers are'nt good for you.

Oh yes, sports..very interesting...Now just be a good lad and stand very still...
Ahh the condescending tone of a computer geek...

Sure sure, I am a geek. If you knew me in real life you would realize how funny that is...Now

PREPARE FOR SACRIFICE

w00t

Maybe I should dump the Raccoons and go with the Bat-Monkeys

What say you people?

BAt-monkeys are cool....

I could splice them together and make a
bamocoon
bat/monkey/racoon

What say you, people?

hmmmm.... all quiet on the sacrificial front....

*looks at watch*

oh look, my shift is over

cya, be back 24 hours ish

*looks at watch*

oh look, my shift is over

cya, be back 24 hours ish

Latter , I will be out soon myself.

As will I
Will try and be back about this time tomorrow - 1 hour or so

I, also, will return... Hopefully the Mods will be watching again!