NationStates Jolt Archive

Somebody's bored..........and up too late.

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I almost forgot the drums..


^_^ kinda how my head feels at the moment :evil:

Pfft... you didn't just spend 3 hours in the Mod Centre handling old requests... Oy!

*starts chanting, we curse the spammers!

Yes, curse the spammers that kept me up all night! :evil:

*constructs an effigy of all spammers and proceeds to burn it, laughing maniaclly*

*Drags Demonic Gophers, kicking and screaming, into boiler room*

We have a sacrifice!

no sacrificing team members!

so who should we sacrifice?

*Drags Demonic Gophers, kicking and screaming, into boiler room*

We have a sacrifice!
(I wasn't even there... that's impossible!)

*staggers in, his knife dripping green blood*
Those curséd gremlins kidnapped me... I just managed to escape.
How come they get magical powers?!?

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Prepare to be sacrificed....
*starts soaking bamboo splinters in gasoline*
*places several knives and spikes in the manzanita fire*

RAWR!

*starts drawing magick symbols on ground*

Where's Liberal Monsters? We need the drums....

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happy now? /\ _ /\

Yay! You know, there are some very painful ways you can apply bleach in torturing someone?

happy now? /\ _ /\
Much better....
*grins*
*checks poker*
Do you have the piano wire ready?

piano wire ready!

Then let us begin!
*minions tie the prisoner up with piano wire, etc.*

sick of the forums so i'll be modding cnc generals for a bit

sick of the forums so i'll be modding cnc generals for a bit
See you later, then.

*sticks a spool of wire in the fire*
*starts working with the poker*

(the forums seem to be working, for now)



how about we strap it to the ground then use a screw-like instrument to slowly rip the guts out?

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MUST ******* KILL MICHAEL JACKSON CLONES! :evil:

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(the forums seem to be working, for now)



how about we strap it to the ground then use a screw-like instrument to slowly rip the guts out?
I like the way you're thinking!

*starts pounding pegs into the ground*

are we sacrifice one of the michael clones?

*drives up in his delivery truck*

*exits the truck*

One of my other customers reneged on a delivery, so I was wondering if anyone needed some Spanish Tickler's or Inquisitorial Seats?

are we sacrifice one of the michael clones?we shall sacrifice them all!

are we sacrifice one of the michael clones?
I think so. I just captured a couple of innocent victims in a haunted house (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2862978#2862978), but that evil creature, an insult to the Mods, is a higher priority.

*prepares the screw-like instrument*

http://www.shootingiron.com/chamber/church/image/dsmbwl.jpg

*wakes up*

Uhhh...what's this?

(you should see the other torture instruments they got on that site!)

Say hello to Mutant DEVIL Dogs :twisted:

Wow, somebody took my comment about 666 posts literally!

Say hello to Mutant DEVIL Dogs :twisted:hello

hello mr dogs

*peers intently upon the device*

Hmmm. Perhaps you could pour pineapple juice into the wound?

see if i can find the story for ya

Say hello to Mutant DEVIL Dogs :twisted:

Wow, somebody took my comment about 666 posts literally!
Hello.
We always take the All-Mighty Mods seriously, of course!
Can we have our magical powers yet? We would continue the sacrifices, if you want....

Say hello to Mutant DEVIL Dogs :twisted:

Wow, somebody took my comment about 666 posts literally!

Yep, sure did. Maybe he can be like an evil version of me?

*wakes up*

Uhhh...what's this?
Ah... I see you have awakened! Welcome to the Temple of the Mods.
Bwahahahahahahaha!!
Here, beneath this mighty pyramid, we make frequent sacrifice to the Mighty Ones.... We hope to please them with our offerings of blood.

Yes..... blood. Blood is good. And very tasty when served at about 98.6 degrees F.

Say hello to Mutant DEVIL Dogs :twisted:

Wow, somebody took my comment about 666 posts literally!

Yep, sure did. Maybe he can be like an evil version of me?
Sounds like fun....

Does this mean you're going to sacrifice me? I have one problem with that. I'm a hell-raiser so that'll be a problem for you. Either you let me and my friend go, I'll raise hell.

*secretly cuts away at the ropes with his Ka-Bar*

Say hello to Mutant DEVIL Dogs :twisted:

Wow, somebody took my comment about 666 posts literally!

Yep, sure did. Maybe he can be like an evil version of me?thats not you? it could be the dreaded michael jackson in disquise (sp?)

Say hello to Mutant DEVIL Dogs :twisted:

Wow, somebody took my comment about 666 posts literally!

Yep, sure did. Maybe he can be like an evil version of me?
Sounds like fun....

Now I wonder how we could make an even more evil version of you? :lol:

Say hello to Mutant DEVIL Dogs :twisted:

Wow, somebody took my comment about 666 posts literally!

Yep, sure did. Maybe he can be like an evil version of me?thats not you? it could be the dreaded michael jackson in disquise (sp?)

Nah it is me. I just thought it would be fun to carry on conversations with myself, without anyone ever knowing. And it would be flattering for someone to like me enough to make that nation :D

Say hello to Mutant DEVIL Dogs :twisted:

Wow, somebody took my comment about 666 posts literally!

Yep, sure did. Maybe he can be like an evil version of me?thats not you? it could be the dreaded michael jackson in disquise (sp?)

Nah it is me. I just thought it would be fun to carry on conversations with myself, without anyone ever knowing. And it would be flattering for someone to like me enough to make that nation :Donly in these troubled times we live in must we be suspicious of every new nation to post in the general forum (well, any forum for that matter)

Does this mean you're going to sacrifice me? I have one problem with that. I'm a hell-raiser so that'll be a problem for you. Either you let me and my friend go, I'll raise hell.

*secretly cuts away at the ropes with his Ka-Bar*
A fighter, eh?
*suddenly fires dart gun*
You shouldn't have warned me. The Mods will enjoy you....

Say hello to Mutant DEVIL Dogs :twisted:

Wow, somebody took my comment about 666 posts literally!

Yep, sure did. Maybe he can be like an evil version of me?
Sounds like fun....

Now I wonder how we could make an even more evil version of you? :lol:
Hmm... Devilish Gophers? I'm not sure about that.
I suppose I could make a nice version, Angelic Gophers or something...



Nah.

Does this mean you're going to sacrifice me? I have one problem with that. I'm a hell-raiser so that'll be a problem for you. Either you let me and my friend go, I'll raise hell.

*secretly cuts away at the ropes with his Ka-Bar*
A fighter, eh?
*suddenly fires dart gun*
You shouldn't have warned me. The Mods will enjoy you....I figured you would do that.

and what would be the evil version of me?

and what would be the evil version of me?

... The Evil Atheists Reality?

*suddenly fires dart gun*
You shouldn't have warned me. The Mods will enjoy you....I figured you would do that.
((I might "accidently" let you escape later so we can have a dramatic fight seen....))

Grr. Argh.

((Sweet. Fight scenes are awesome.))

Aw, what's the matter? Mommy didn't pick you up on time?

and what would be the evil version of me?
The Pessimistic Athiests Reality?

An optimist is someone who believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears fears that this is so.

Grr. Argh.


Hmm. I've seen hack say that a few time. :lol:

Grr. Argh.
What, don't you like fight scenes? If he escapes from the temple I'll track him down....

hmmm.. seems to have slowed down a bit. somebody do something before this turns stagnant!

*cuts out of the ropes and sneakily escapes and brings Luna with him*

hmmm.. seems to have slowed down a bit. somebody do something before this turns stagnant!
*advances to the highest priority prisoner, the current project, with a red-hot knife*
*starts slicing, shallow slashes under the skin*
Somebody bring me the lemon juice!

*throws a rock at Valia*

*cuts out of the ropes and sneakily escapes and brings Luna with him*
You're still supposed to be asleep!

*hands 'Gophers the juice*

*throws a rock at Valia* *takes out ninja sword and cuts the rock in two*

*whistles as he goes into the back of his truck.*

*wheels out a restrained kid, with the words "spam-troll" burned into his forehead*

So, where did you want him? I'm pretty sure he's a virgin sacrifice. :wink:

*unsheathes his katanas and runs screaming at Valia*

to mons: wait till we've finished with the michael clone

*unsheathes his katanas and runs screaming at Valia* *runs away screaming*

to mons: wait till we've finished with the michael clone

Has he been greased yet?

*cuts out of the ropes and sneakily escapes and brings Luna with him*
You're still supposed to be asleep!Um, you kinda loaded the wrong dart.

::walks in silently, ever entering the shadows of the structure, slowly sneaking to do battle with anyone, including the Mods. Upon exiting the long extension of a hallway, he grasps firmly his currently-shethed twin-bladed sword, his silverish battle armor gleaming in what light would reflect off of it. Suddenly, not even noticed yet, he spoke, hoping to suprise a few::

"Those whom declare the Mods powerful Lie. I want to face this 'Mod' creature in battle, then shalt I see how worthy a Warrior they are!"

::He awaits the arrival of what he believes a cowardly Mod thingie, still wondering why they sacrifice for such a weak creature called a Mod::

*materializes out of the shadows and stabs Nodea Rudav in a weak spot of the armor with a mystic moderator blade* Infidel! *vanishes*

to mons: wait till we've finished with the michael clone

Fine with me.

*hands 'Gophers the juice*
Thanks!
*pours into the slice*

*cuts out of the ropes and sneakily escapes and brings Luna with him*
You're still supposed to be asleep!Um, you kinda loaded the wrong dart.
I only use one kind.

::walks in silently, ever entering the shadows of the structure, slowly sneaking to do battle with anyone, including the Mods. Upon exiting the long extension of a hallway, he grasps firmly his currently-shethed twin-bladed sword, his silverish battle armor gleaming in what light would reflect off of it. Suddenly, not even noticed yet, he spoke, hoping to suprise a few::

"Those whom declare the Mods powerful Lie. I want to face this 'Mod' creature in battle, then shalt I see how worthy a Warrior they are!"

::He awaits the arrival of what he believes a cowardly Mod thingie, still wondering why they sacrifice for such a weak creature called a Mod::
((So are we supposed to have heard that or not?))

*cuts out of the ropes and sneakily escapes and brings Luna with him*
You're still supposed to be asleep!Um, you kinda loaded the wrong dart.
I only use one kind.Really? Must not be good darts.

*keeps eating candy with alot of sugar to keep him going*

'gophers is pretty accomplished with his darts

where's the sacrifices? the mods grow restless :twisted:

'gophers is currently attending to one sacrifice.

to valia: *runs screaming at valia, again

*cuts out of the ropes and sneakily escapes and brings Luna with him*
You're still supposed to be asleep!Um, you kinda loaded the wrong dart.
I only use one kind.Really? Must not be good darts.

*keeps eating candy with alot of sugar to keep him going*
I get the potion from a small tribe in the jungles of Wongonia. They use it to hunt a semi-mythical bird, which never sleeps and must be captured alive. One shot could knock out an elephant that just drank a barrel of strong coffee....

'gophers is currently attending to one sacrifice.

to valia: *runs screaming at valia, again*activates jet pack*

*uses soviet anti-aircraft gun to take out jetpack*

*collects iron spikes from the fire*
*drives a line of them into the sacrifice's side*
*stabs gas-soaked bamboo splinters into the other side, and ignites the lowest one*

*uses soviet anti-aircraft gun to take out jetpack**crawls from the burning wreckage*

*shoots at valia with a steyr aug f88*

*cuts out of the ropes and sneakily escapes and brings Luna with him*
You're still supposed to be asleep!Um, you kinda loaded the wrong dart.
I only use one kind.Really? Must not be good darts.

*keeps eating candy with alot of sugar to keep him going*
I get the potion from a small tribe in the jungles of Wongonia. They use it to hunt a semi-mythical bird, which never sleeps and must be captured alive. One shot could knock out an elephant that just drank a barrel of strong coffee....Uh-huh. I'm feeling a bit drowsy.

*finds a place to hide and blacks out*

you sha'n't escape from me!

*shoots at valia with a steyr aug f88**jumps into crater for protection* *returns fire with a ES C90*

*ducks, firing a mortar into the crater*

*materializes out of the shadows and stabs Nodea Rudav in a weak spot of the armor with a mystic moderator blade* Infidel! *vanishes*

::Hearing the words spoken, quickly reacts and elbows the sudden appearing individual behind, yet gets stabbed somehow, bleeding, falls to his knees, then passes out::

*looks where Langham was*
One of the Prisoners has escaped!
He can't have gotten far; I just shot him a few minutes ago. It won't be too long until he wakes up, though. Seal the main door and bring me the key, then search the Temple!
*minions go scurrying off to obey*

*gets blown ten feet from the crater from the mortar blast*
*throws flashbang grenade*
*limps away*

*covers eyes, firing wildy*

i want my magical powers to be:

the power to let a thread go over 65 pages

the power to post in my own threads if they become locked

and various others

*produces a bottle of mysterious green liquid, and pours a small amount onto the sacrifice's head*

::awakens to a flash, then instictfully crawls behind something, some solid object, attempting to get up. Covers a sudden pain spot on his stomac, angerly groans in pain, seeing the blood::

"So quick.....so sudden....I....Shall not be....Defeated...."

::passes once more out from the lack of blood, heart bearley able to keep up::

I could have stabbed in a fatal location, rather than merely a crippling one. *uses awesome mod powers to restore Nodea Rudav to health... just in time to be tied up*

*mysterious green liquid? :twisted:

*gets grazed in the cheek*
*opens fire with a ES M249*

*grabs Nodea and ties him/it with strong rope*

::awakens to a flash, then instictfully crawls behind something, some solid object, attempting to get up. Covers a sudden pain spot on his stomac, angerly groans in pain, seeing the blood::

"So quick.....so sudden....I....Shall not be....Defeated...."

::passes once more out from the lack of blood, heart bearley able to keep up::
(minions locate him, tie him up, and drag him up to the alter)
*pulls out a bottle of a different liquid, this one a deep, beautiful blue-green*
*pours a small amount over the wound*
(Nodea Rudav wakes up. His wound is basically healed, though the pain isn't gone.)
Well, well, well... What have we hear?

*jumps into crater and opens fire with a Minimi machinegun*

*ducks behind some rubble*
*calls in evac*

*mysterious green liquid? :twisted:
Another of my aquisitions from Wongonia. :twisted:

*prepares US anti-aircraft gun to deal with valia's evac*

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

*Opens fire on everyone*

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/blackeye/AR15firing.gif

I shall leave no survivors...

*ten seconds later*

http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/blackeye/2ar15smilie.gif It is done.

::sees the individual, unable to clearly see or make out the shape or texture, definetly humanoid and...attempting to move he found out he was most definetly tied down He hears the comment, and answers::

"I am a Warrior of Many Ways, why have you tied me down so?"

*throws multiple smoke grenades*
*straps on kevlar vest and prepares for evac*

*bunkers down, brings in a second anti-aircraft gun, loads Steyr with armor-piercing rounds and throws 2 grenades at 'dogs*

ooh, this is gonna get messy!

::sees the individual, unable to clearly see or make out the shape or texture, definetly humanoid and...attempting to move he found out he was most definetly tied down He hears the comment, and answers::

"I am a Warrior of Many Ways, why have you tied me down so?"
Intruders are not trusted here... especially ones that appear mysteriously, wounded by a sword of power. Why did you come?

Oh, and by the way... could you guys take that outside? I'm trying to hold a ceremony in here!

i have tied you down because you'll be the sacrifice after Mons one

*starts firing D3/AV-1 at dogs*

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

*Opens fire on everyone*

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/blackeye/AR15firing.gif

I shall leave no survivors...

*ten seconds later*

http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/blackeye/2ar15smilie.gif It is done.
*fires a dart at the beginning of the shout*
*uses that plasma flamethrower on Dogs*

::ignores the Young Battler with Many Weapons, and continues with conversation::

"I challenged the Mods, elbowed one I believed, but somehow at the same time I got stabbed....and....."

::he attempts to look at his stomac, the pain still felt, yet the wound healed::

"My wound is healed, the pain still there somehow."

::looks back at the musterious individual::

"I had no intention of disrespecting this place, I didn't even know anyone was here. All I knew was that Mods possibly resided in here, and I wanted the challenge and thrill of a New Battle with something unknown to me."

*flies away on helicopter*

*uses both anti-aircraft guns to shoot the crap out of helicopter*
*makes the helicopter's rotors sstop working with evil mod powers!*

*uses both anti-aircraft guns to shoot the crap out of helicopter**grows wings and flies down to watch the spectacle taking place in the temple*
(atheists this was fun but i think we hijacked the thread make a new topic if you want to continue)

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

*Lobs two flashbangs into the bunkers before running into the action screaming, firing an AK in any direction*

dogs, take this to the tar vs valia thread

*gives mod copy of cnc generals in thanks for stoping heli'*

*gives mod copy of cnc generals in thanks for stoping heli'*

You play general's? :D

I challenge you to a dual!

::ignores the Young Battler with Many Weapons, and continues with conversation::

"I challenged the Mods, elbowed one I believed, but somehow at the same time I got stabbed....and....."

::he attempts to look at his stomac, the pain still felt, yet the wound healed::

"My wound is healed, the pain still there somehow."

::looks back at the musterious individual::

"I had no intention of disrespecting this place, I didn't even know anyone was here. All I knew was that Mods possibly resided in here, and I wanted the challenge and thrill of a New Battle with something unknown to me."
A new battle, you want? Well, that is a form of sacrifice we have not yet tried... perhaps it would please the Mods to watch us fight.
I hold the only key to the only door that leads out of this place. Defeat me, and you can go... this time. This is, however, your only warning. I'm not even completely sure why I offer you this chance.
*slices rope*
*puts away knife*
*takes out these....* (B and C)
http://66.0.193.114/isroot/www11651/ProductImages/mrl3387.jpg

((A description, please? Zeek currently looks like a gopher stretched into human size and humanoid form. Be forwarned: he is immortal, though not invincible.))

has many mods for generals and zero hour, including one that has aircraft carriers and battleships enabled*

has many mods for generals and zero hour, including one that has aircraft carriers and battleships enabled*

Do you mod generals?

yeah

have a link for me (must download the mods)?

we hijacked it again!

cnc unleashed is a good site for zh mods, it has the X47 mod which i am working to mod(modding the mod :P )

we hijacked it again!
Yah. Scram! *waves knife*

((of course, you're welcome to post relevent stuff... bu I'd prefer that this not get all mixed up.))

cnc unleashed is a good site for zh mods, it has the X47 mod which i am working to mod(modding the mod :P )i love cnc, but my computer i use for playing games is broke. im thinking about buying a alienware as soon as i have enough cash

we hijacked it again!
Yah. Scram! *waves knife*

((of course, you're welcome to post relevent stuff... bu I'd prefer that this not get all mixed up.))*flies out on helicopter, leaving sacrifice with "generic michael jackson clone burned into its forhead" :wink: *

Rawr.... Jackson will likely try to show up yet AGAIN, since he just got his sorry ISP banned from the Espernet IRC network.

We have gone to long without the sound of the holy drums !!!!


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Can you tell I am a drummer IRL?

their not holy if their not multi-colored!

their not holy if their not multi-colored!

Sorry, I will get right on that...


Wait, you can't make the rules. You are not a Mod. :P

it's more interesting if it's multi-colored

I'm rather fond of the simple black BOOM myself. Looks more ominous than the happy cheery rainbow BOOM.

it's more interesting if it's multi-colored

I'm rather fond of the simple black BOOM myself. Looks more ominous than the happy cheery rainbow BOOM.
The Mods have spoken! One of them, anyway...

*Ties up Nodea Rudav, so that he won't escape while other things are going on*

*shoots Nodea with one of 'gophers darts to put it to sleep*

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:shock: that is the single spootiest thing i have seen today

hey everybody!

Let's see... who were we working on again?
*wonders when the guards will find the escaped prisoner*

have enough noobs been sacrificed for our magical powers yet?

*wakes up hyper*

WOOHOO! Gotta go!

*runs*

hey! *chucks slimey frog at valia*

(the drumbeats)

:shock: that is the single spootiest thing i have seen today
Sieze the prisoner!!

have enough noobs been sacrificed for our magical powers yet?there shall never be enough

*wakes up hyper*

WOOHOO! Gotta go!

*runs*
(finds the door locked)

*runs into the locked door and falls to the ground*

Ouch.

*chucks yellow snow at valia*

(the drumbeats)

:shock: that is the single spootiest thing i have seen today
Sieze the prisoner!!

*beats him back with a chicken*

*chucks yellow snow at valia* *throws brown stuff at TAR*

*chucks yellow snow at valia* *throws brown stuff at TAR*

*grabs an umbrella*

(the drumbeats)

:shock: that is the single spootiest thing i have seen today
Sieze the prisoner!!

*beats him back with a chicken*
*sends minions to "finish" the capture*

catapults fecal matter at valia, throws grenade at vipers umbrella*

*puts on hazardous material suit*

(the drumbeats)

:shock: that is the single spootiest thing i have seen today
Sieze the prisoner!!

*beats him back with a chicken*
*sends minions to "finish" the capture*

*detonates a chicken, throws it at DG and runs like the Dickens*

Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!

*runs into the locked door and falls to the ground*

Ouch.
What was that?

*sends minions to investigate*

*fires aging soviet scud at valia*

*hears minions come*

Damn.

*hides*

*shoots down missle with laser*

oops, scud fell apart.*throws AP grenade at valia*

catapults fecal matter at valia, throws grenade at vipers umbrella*
Stop ruining my CEREMONY!!

(the drumbeats)

:shock: that is the single spootiest thing i have seen today
Sieze the prisoner!!

*beats him back with a chicken*
*sends minions to "finish" the capture*

*detonates a chicken, throws it at DG and runs like the Dickens*

Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!
*curses*
*dodges*
*fires a dart at Blue Viper*

catapults fecal matter at valia, throws grenade at vipers umbrella*
Stop ruining my CEREMONY!!I only respond when provoked! *calls in artillery barage against TAR*

Wow!!

You DID gain magical powers!!

You can create spam from thin air!!!!

*runs away*

runs from artillery barrage into forum. lets take this outside

*hears minions come*

Damn.

*hides*
*minions poke around, then report "Nothing unusual in the area."*
It seems I must deal with this matter myself....
*goes toward the door, a key dangling from a chain around his neck*

Wow!!

You DID gain magical powers!!

You can create spam from thin air!!!!

*runs away*
(discovers that the door is locked)

*pokes head out*

Damn, it's him.

Wow!!

You DID gain magical powers!!

You can create spam from thin air!!!!

*runs away*
(discovers that the door is locked)

crap.

*pokes head out*

Damn, it's him.
Ha!
*snatches out dart gun*

BackwoodsSquatches-
(discovers that the door is locked)

crap.
*notes that there are two people near the door*
*looks back and forth between them*
*pulls out a second dart gun* :twisted:

Damn!

*gets behind a container*

Come on. Come around that corner.

*pulls out his nunchucks*

Damn!

*gets behind a container*

Come on. Come around that corner.

*pulls out his nunchucks*
Hmm.... Something gives me an uneasy feeling about this.
*puts away dart guns*
*takes out sword and dagger (see earlier post for pic)*
*walks catiously toward the corner*

I hear a sword. That makes things easier.

*gets into the defensive position with his nunchucks*

We have heard your cries, loyal followers. I direct ye to this place: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2866432#2866432

*presses small buttons on the hilts*
*a strange glow surrounds the blades*
*steps forward, thrusting sword blade through the container, then pulls it out while coming around*

not much of a magical power :? but who cares!

not much of a magical power :? but who cares!
I'm still waiting for our magical powers...

I hear a sword. That makes things easier.

*gets into the defensive position with his nunchucks*

We have heard your cries, loyal followers. I direct ye to this place: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2866432#2866432
i dont understand, whats that supposed to be?

Yike!

*sword thrusts next to him*

Damn, that was close.

*moves*

I hear a sword. That makes things easier.

*gets into the defensive position with his nunchucks*

We have heard your cries, loyal followers. I direct ye to this place: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2866432#2866432
i dont understand, whats that supposed to be?
Yer supposed t' click the link.

I hear a sword. That makes things easier.

*gets into the defensive position with his nunchucks*

We have heard your cries, loyal followers. I direct ye to this place: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2866432#2866432
i dont understand, whats that supposed to be?
Yer supposed t' click the link.i did click it, but im confused as to the contest and the prize

Yike!

*sword thrusts next to him*

Damn, that was close.

*moves*
*sees him, while coming around the container*
You can't escape that easily! I deedicate this coming battle to the Mods...

I hear a sword. That makes things easier.

*gets into the defensive position with his nunchucks*

We have heard your cries, loyal followers. I direct ye to this place: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2866432#2866432
i dont understand, whats that supposed to be?
Yer supposed t' click the link.i did click it, but im confused as to the contest and the prize
Ask questions on that thread, then.... I thinks it's a weekly drawing for a special Forum Title.

Yike!

*sword thrusts next to him*

Damn, that was close.

*moves*
*sees him, while coming around the container*
You can't escape that easily! I deedicate this coming battle to the Mods...Uh-huh.

*lunges at him with his nunchucks*

*sees him, while coming around the container*
You can't escape that easily! I deedicate this coming battle to the Mods...Uh-huh.

*lunges at him with his nunchucks*
*brings up the sword to block*
(remembering that it can slice right through stone when turned on....)

*appears in the thread, shoots nerf darts in every direction, and leaves*

Axis Nova

*twirls his nunchucks and puts them in his other hand*

this thread is for SACRIFICE

*appears in the thread, shoots nerf darts in every direction, and leaves*

Axis Nova
(minions instantly return fire with sleeping-potion darts)
((You can't leave; the door's locked.))
Ouch!

*twirls his nunchucks and puts them in his other hand*
*steps forward with left foot*
*slashes at shoulder height, from left to right*
((the knife is held low))

this thread is for SACRIFICE
Yes... I'm sacrificing Langham. We haven't tried this way yet; maybe the Mods will like it.

*backs up and swings nunchucks at Demonic Gophers*

*cheers 'gophers on*

*backs up and swings nunchucks at Demonic Gophers*
*blocks with knife (the angle, alas, is wrong to cut)*
*steps forward with right foot*
*thrusts with sword*
((A bit more detail on direction, please? I'm trying to keep track of where exactly we are in relation to each other, and in what positions we're in.))

*cheers 'gophers on*
:) Thanks!

*kneels to avoid the thrust, moves to the left, and runs towards Demonic Gophers*

*drops big rock on Langham's head from a ledge high above*

*steps forward with left foot, turning toward Langham (my right)*
*slashes from upper left to lower right with sword*

*falls down right before reaching Demonic Gophers because of the big rock hitting his head*

Ow.

*shoves the rock off his his foot*
*backs up*
Get up. That's no way for this to end....
*position: right foot forward, sword held mid/lower right pointing up and to the left, knife held lower right pointing forward*

*jumps up*

I'm just getting started.

*runs towards Demonic Gophers from the right and swings his nunchucks*

*jumps up*

I'm just getting started.

*runs towards Demonic Gophers from the right and swings his nunchucks*
((your right, yes?))
*takes one step forward with left foot, blocks with sword (a slashing motion), thrusts with knife toward heart*

whoa... leave this for a day or 2 and there are 25 new pages.

AND WE HAVE BEEN GRANTED OUR REQUEST FELLOW SACRIFICERS!
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2866717#2866717

hey,lapse it isn't a magical power. a magical power would be posting in locked topics and things like that

hey,lapse it isn't a magical power. a magical power would be posting in locked topics and things like that

They still listened too our request...

Have we got our magical powers yet?

Have we got our magical powers yet?
I don't know about you, but I haven't been notified of any magical powers.

Have we got our magical powers yet?
I don't know about you, but I haven't been notified of any magical powers.

Maybe we might find some in the sandwich store?

Have we got our magical powers yet?
I don't know about you, but I haven't been notified of any magical powers.

Maybe we might find some in the sandwich store?
Interesting thought...
*wonders what the Great Mods think of the fight scene so far*

*impales a passing rodent a feeds it to a cat*

*impales a passing rodent a feeds it to a cat*
(300 D G soldiers devour TAR alive)

*sicks a couple of Ligers on the Dg 'soldiers'

*sicks a couple of Ligers on the Dg 'soldiers'
((Y'see, the thing is... they don't even come out of the ground until they get to you. Gophers almost always attack from below.))

the ligers will burrow to get the 'soldiers'

*impales a passing rodent a feeds it to a cat*
(300 D G soldiers devour TAR alive)

You just never learn ...

DOGS EAT GOPHERS!

let gophers get on with the sacrifices

*fires ES C90 at TAR*

lets continue this in the other thread

lets continue this in the other thread
yes

the ligers will burrow to get the 'soldiers'
They will then be underground... in our territory... Mm!
What are you insinuating with your "'soldiers'"?!?

who cares if their in your territory, they'll still eat eat your 'soldiers'

You just never learn ...

DOGS EAT GOPHERS!

we do?

:shock:

nice gophers! nothing personal!

What is this

what is what? the thread? the forum? the gopher?

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What is this
It is your doom! Sieze the prisoner!!

What is this
It is your doom! Sieze the prisoner!!

Another sacrifice for the Mods !!!

Make ready the Alter !!!

*starts setting up candles, bonfire, and assorted pieces of equipment*

Don't forget the sharp pointy things !!!

Of course not!
*sets a large array of pointy things in the fire to start heating*

*Stirs giant tub of Jell-o*

*gets out the piano wire*
*starts soaking more bamboo splinters*

And just for the Ninja Mod :

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/avatars/kenshin/kenshin0009.gif

hey everybody!

Hello !

*Gets out collection of Disney cd's*

*sets out a row of mysterious bottles*

*creates life-size statue of reppy, places it in middle of room, and prays to it*

(Nice one, life size Rep.)

*Brings forth a model of the sword of Deat, whos name cannot be said, for it will smite you*

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/avatars/mononoke/mononoke0001.gif

(Nice one, life size Rep.)

*Brings forth a model of the sword of Deat, whos name cannot be said, for it will smite you*

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/avatars/mononoke/mononoke0001.gif
Only the great Mod Rep Prod can speak the name of the Holy Sword!

*Places a bottle of cranberry juice and an omelette on the altar*

*Knows what mods like* :wink:

*places several cans of beer on the altar*

*places chocolate torte on the altar*

*drives tanker truck full of sacrificial blood to just outside the Altar Of The Mods*

who shall we be sacrificing this time?

I am sure that someone will volunteer before the night is over.

red arrow?

What is this
It is your doom! Sieze the prisoner!!

Another sacrifice for the Mods !!!

Make ready the Alter !!!
We have a captive, remember?

Oh yes !!! Let the sacrifice begin...And I brought a tray of sandwiches.

*ties the prisoner between four posts*
*begins work*
Does somebody have that screw-device thing?

I have it, and it has been freshly oiled (take that however you want)

carve out a hollow under their skin with a paper clip and drip satans blood hot sauce into it and then stich up the wound*

I brought fire ants !!!


And a jell-o mold.

I have it, and it has been freshly oiled (take that however you want)
Oh, good....

*sets a kettle of oil over the fire*