NationStates Jolt Archive

We must make this sacrifice good, for we have not heard the voices of the great ones in some time.

*Walks in and presents her resume*

Hi, I've never sacrificed anyone before, but I've always been interested in the field. If you'll look at my CV, you'll see that I have a wealth of cult experience. I've sold flowers at the airport, participated in mass weddings, and been ritually impregnated by three different prophets. I think you'll find that although I lack actual sacrificing experience, I'm a quick study and eager to learn. I'd even be willing to work as an unpaid intern for the first month, just to get the experience.

Well?

*Holds her breath nervously*

*Walks in and presents her resume*

Hi, I've never sacrificed anyone before, but I've always been interested in the field. If you'll look at my CV, you'll see that I have a wealth of cult experience. I've sold flowers at the airport, participated in mass weddings, and been ritually impregnated by three different prophets. I think you'll find that although I lack actual sacrificing experience, I'm a quick study and eager to learn. I'd even be willing to work as an unpaid intern for the first month, just to get the experience.

Well?

*Holds her breath nervously*

How do you feel about working with piano wire ??

*you may not sacrifice team members
*you must praise the mods
*be thankful when the mods grant your requests

We must make this sacrifice good, for we have not heard the voices of the great ones in some time.
Yes... I hope we haven't lost their interest.

what shall luna handle?

How do you feel about working with piano wire ??

Ooooo...deadly and efficient. I like it!

*you may not sacrifice team members
*you must praise the mods
*be thankful when the mods grant your requests

Check.
Check.
Check.

So, am I in?

*Tightens her piano wire and eyes the victim in anticipation*

How do you feel about working with piano wire ??

Ooooo...deadly and efficient. I like it!

*you may not sacrifice team members
*you must praise the mods
*be thankful when the mods grant your requests

Check.
Check.
Check.

So, am I in?

*Tightens her piano wire and eyes the victim in anticipation*

You are hired !!!

Have a good time.

I now declare Mezzaluna safe from sacrifice !

How do you feel about working with piano wire ??

Ooooo...deadly and efficient. I like it!

*you may not sacrifice team members
*you must praise the mods
*be thankful when the mods grant your requests

Check.
Check.
Check.

So, am I in?

*Tightens her piano wire and eyes the victim in anticipation*
Show us what you can do. Don't make it to fast, of course...

I'M UP TO LATE :shock:

what shall luna handle?

From the sound of it, whatever she wants to.

I'M UP TO LATE :shock:
And in the wrong place....
Grab him!

YOU AND YOUR MAG. POWERS SOUNDS LIKE D.D :evil:

YOU AND YOUR MAG. POWERS SOUNDS LIKE D.D :evil:

Tie them up !!!! I'll get the hot mustard.

Show us what you can do. Don't make it to fast, of course...

*Wraps the piano wire around the toe of the sacrifice and watches it get all purple-y*

Ewwwww....

http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/contrib/edoom/one_samuria.gif *grabs Dkan*

MONKEY F**K!

YOU AND YOUR MAG. POWERS SOUNDS LIKE D.D :evil:

Tie them up !!!! I'll get the hot mustard.
*hangs Dkan from the ceiling by his feet with piano wire*

Show us what you can do. Don't make it to fast, of course...

*Wraps the piano wire around the toe of the sacrifice and watches it get all purple-y*

Ewwwww....

Nice work...

YOU AND YOUR MAG. POWERS SOUNDS LIKE D.D :evil:

Tie them up !!!! I'll get the hot mustard.

Did he just dis D&D?!?!!

*Pokes the victim in tender places with pointy 4-sided dice*

Ha! Ha ha!

ph34r teh g33k5!!11!

Show us what you can do. Don't make it to fast, of course...

*Wraps the piano wire around the toe of the sacrifice and watches it get all purple-y*

Ewwwww....

"Ewww" is right.

Just speaking as a fellow player, please refrain from doing that.

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
"Think about it for a moment."
Founder of The Realm of Ambrosia

*starts slicing with a red-hot knife*

Show us what you can do. Don't make it to fast, of course...

*Wraps the piano wire around the toe of the sacrifice and watches it get all purple-y*

Ewwwww....

"Ewww" is right.

Just speaking as a fellow player, please refrain from doing that.

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
"Think about it for a moment."
Founder of The Realm of Ambrosia

A mod has spoken in player form!! We are blessed by this manifestation.

Show us what you can do. Don't make it to fast, of course...

*Wraps the piano wire around the toe of the sacrifice and watches it get all purple-y*

Ewwwww....

"Ewww" is right.

Just speaking as a fellow player, please refrain from doing that.

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
"Think about it for a moment."
Founder of The Realm of Ambrosia

Awww, Cog. I thought that fell under the realms of "comic mischief". Ok, though. No problem.

SOVE A BROOM UP A ASS

Show us what you can do. Don't make it to fast, of course...

*Wraps the piano wire around the toe of the sacrifice and watches it get all purple-y*

Ewwwww....

"Ewww" is right.

Just speaking as a fellow player, please refrain from doing that.

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
"Think about it for a moment."
Founder of The Realm of Ambrosia

Awww, Cog. I thought that fell under the realms of "comic mischief". Ok, though. No problem.

But you are in for sure now, you have called the attention of a mod and not recieved the pain of the deat !!

We are blessed to have you.

Now back to work....

LUNA!?! :shock:

SOVE A BROOM UP A ASS

Apparently the bloodflow to his head is affecting his spelling. :?

mods, when you have finished with dkan, may we have its corpse?

SOVE A BROOM UP A ASS

Places hot coals in Dkan's ears.

And makes apple pie for all the sacrificers.

Awww, Cog. I thought that fell under the realms of "comic mischief". Ok, though. No problem.

Yeah, well, that's why I'm speaking as a player, here, and not a mod.

But, constricting blood flow? Toes turning purple?

"Ewww.... That's just, just.... Ewww...." --Aria Goodhalo, Angelic advisor to the Demiurge, Simulation game "Afterlife", LucasArts

I really need a "barf" smiley right around now.

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
"Think about it for a moment."
Founder of The Realm of Ambrosia

LUNA!?! :shock:

Hey, babe. Shhhhh...be vewy, vewy qwiet. We'we sacwificing to the mods.

NOTHING YO SAY

I'M GOIN AWAY

Awww, Cog. I thought that fell under the realms of "comic mischief". Ok, though. No problem.

Yeah, well, that's why I'm speaking as a player, here, and not a mod.

But, constricting blood flow? Toes turning purple?

"Ewww.... That's just, just.... Ewww...." --Aria Goodhalo, Angelic advisor to the Demiurge, Simulation game "Afterlife", LucasArts

I really need a "barf" smiley right around now.

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
"Think about it for a moment."
Founder of The Realm of Ambrosia

Wow. Dual visitation! We are blessed tonight!

*Whispers*

Shall I go for a threefer?

*Clears her throat*

Uh, hey Cog? Can you spare me some advice? When I play Afterlife, myy roads in hell are always too organized. I try to mess them up, really I do, but Jasper still keeps hounding me to mess them up more. Any suggestions?

Oh crap! I scared him away. :(

Sorry.

I'M GOIN AWAY
You can't. You're tied up, and hanging from the ceiling.
*splashes with sulfuric acid*

*gives 'gopher his extra barrel of sulphuric acid*

*gives 'gopher his extra barrel of sulphuric acid*
Thanks! That'll be usefull...

Wow, 40 pages later and you guys are STILL at it! Now THAT'S dedication!

*Pokes the sulphurized sacrifice with a pointy stick*

Is it soup yet?

(Am I the only one old enough to remember that commercial?)

at least the mods have recognised our dedication

and we still haven't agreed on our magical powers

*gives 'gopher his extra barrel of sulphuric acid*
Thanks! That'll be usefull...

Wow, 40 pages later and you guys are STILL at it! Now THAT'S dedication!
Oh good, the voice of the Mods has returned... and seems impressed by our dedication.
All Hail the Mods!
*continues work with iron spikes*

*gives 'gophers this----->http://www.armes-medievales.com/swords/sword%20of%20fire.jpg

Nicey-nice! Thanks!
http://66.0.193.114/isroot/www11651/ProductImages/mrl1097.jpg
Here, have this...

sweeeeeeeet, thanks

Glad you like it!
*applies fire ants*

*sits and watches*

I did it! I actually did it! I have found our magical powers .. gather round ...

Oh I can't wait to here this one!

Oh you silly little boys playing with your swords.

Oh you silly little boys playing with your swords.

Very big swords though :shock:

What's happening?

Random violence and people being sacrificed to the mods, mostly.

*Opens mysterious box*

Closer, friends, here are your magical powers...

*looks closer*

*looks closer*

Closer still.

Gaze in the box

*gazes*

what am i looking at?

HYA!

*Darts fire out in all directions, rendering anyone in the vicinity unconsious*

THE POWERS WILL BE MINE!

*faints*

HYA!

*Darts fire out in all directions, rendering anyone in the vicinity unconsious*

THE POWERS WILL BE MINE!
*wasn't looking*
Heh heh heh heh...
*has dart gun pointed at Mutant Dogs*
Don't even think about trying to stab me in the back....

Isn't this the second time Mutant Dogs has tried to take the powers for himself? Who encouraged us to spare his life last time?

Hmm... good question. I'll check.

Well, we suppose the point that we're getting at is, "can we sacrifice the traitor yet?"

Well, we suppose the point that we're getting at is, "can we sacrifice the traitor yet?"

Grr. :evil:

This calls for Mutant Devil Dogs ...

i vote to sacrifice the traitor

who's the traitor?

'dogs, is the traitor, he keeps trying to take the magical powers we haven't even gotten yet

*Grabs Demonic Gophers and throws into cookpot*

AHA! The powers will be mine!
*Grabs Demonic Gophers and throws into cookpot*

AHA! The powers will be mine!
*chews through the cookpot and escapes*
*shifts to human-sized form for safety*
*glares at Mutand Dogs*
*draws knife....*

The traitor must be cut from our ranks...in the most literal way possible. :twisted:

Oooh, this could get messy.
Mutant Dogs, Demonic Gophers,

We will not have this in-fighting it could destroy all that we have built up. Turn your anger towards the infidel, not the faithful !!!!


unless it pleases the mods, if that is the case, lets get ready to rumble!!!!!
Bloodshed is bloodshed....
Yum, roasted infidel. Could I have barbeque sauce with mine? (Either that or whipped cream and chocolate syrup.)
I found that section....

Well, we suppose the point that we're getting at is, "can we sacrifice the traitor yet?"

Grr. :evil:

This calls for Mutant Devil Dogs ...
Isn't he the one who should be trying to betray us...?

Which one are you going to sacrifice? :D

Which one are you going to sacrifice? :D
Well, M D is the one who actually betrayed us.... So far, M D D hasn't done us any harm.

I see... he's gonna be hard to catch methinks

can i borrow some darts, gophers?

I see... he's gonna be hard to catch methinks
We'll manage, somehow or other.

can i borrow some darts, gophers?
Sure! What d'you need 'em for?
*passes over some darts & a gun*

*shoots 'dogs in the arm with the dart gun*he's not getting up anytime soon

*uses teeth to extract the dart*

He'll be back on his feet in no time!

*sets loose his pet liger on the dog*

http://www.evcforum.net/RefLib/LigersWolphins_files/223liger.jpg that is a liger

*uses teeth to extract the dart*

He'll be back on his feet in no time!
Hey! What'd you do that for?

*is impressed by the liger*

*shoots six darts into 'dogs arm*

*shoots six darts into 'dogs arm*
That should hold him for a while... :twisted:

ligers pwn all others

ligers pwn all others
I dunno... badgers are pretty tough...

ligers can reach 12+ feet standing up, badgers are nothing!

Badgers are small, but they're really tough.
FEER TEH BADGAR!!1!1!

We should get back to business, however...

are you gonna use that sword i gave you???

are you gonna use that sword i gave you???
Sure! We should feed sombody to the liger, too...

give me one of the michael jackson clones then

crucifiction on the way

:?:

Who's that? Get 'em!

forget it.*feeds michael jackson clone to liger, finds that it has no guts*

forget it.*feeds michael jackson clone to liger, finds that it has no guts*
Oh well... poor liger.

We need some decent prey.

*drapes liger with a cape with *praise the mods* written on it in fancy letters*

*blinks*
I'll be a good boy...
Heh... Stay away!

Hum, okay, that's enough. I shall unleash my horrible powers!
*picks up a lightbulb and a battery*

Whoehaahhaaa! WHoehahahhahaha! :twisted: :twisted:

liger! get him!

*grins, watching the liger and its victim*

*hears the sounds of crunching bone* :twisted: i love my pet liger

TO LONG HAVE WE GONE WITH OUT THE DRUMS BEING SOUNDED TO HONOR THE MODS

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LET ALL WHO SPAMM AND POST PORN BEWARE, FOR THE MODS ARE POWERFUL AND OMNIPRESENT

So how about those magical powers?

43 pages and still going...

Double post thrown on the sacrifical bon fire.

multi post , sacrificed to the mods

*prepares spammer sacrifice*

::appears suddenly walking in, yet again::

Hello...

Liger! sieze Him!

*Shoots tranq dart*

::unsheths double-bladed sword, suddenly and unsuspectedly twirling and slicing the attacking liger, jumping off the body still flying in the air from its attempted thrust, and heading for Athiest....only to be hit with something so strong, he falls flat, his armor making a loud CLANG sound as he passed out from the dart::

*ties nodea up*

*takes any armor, weapons and virtually everything else nodea has and melts them into an unrecognisable goo*

*takes any armor, weapons and virtually everything else nodea has and melts them into an unrecognisable goo*

Lets make a statue !

::wakes up a time later, tied and almost naked, feeling the cold wind of the inside of the building. Rolling his eyes in an attempt to get more sense, he only succeeded in passing out again..::

lets crucify him! *sets up crucifix on the altar to the mods* grabs nails and hammer*

::in secret, he snaked over into a dark spot, dark enough to hide him, then, once more, passed out::

where the hell is he?!?! *searches for him* here liberal put this on*gives liberal a gas mask* fills temple with sleeping gas*

::finally gets over the tranquilizer, yet falls asleep again in the darkness of a dark place, waking up sooner or later::

*finds nodea, props him up against the crucifix*

Oh, great MODs! This mere humble servant wishes to join the hunt for sacrifices!

Time to introduce the power of the Dark Side of the Force to the infidels! Mwahahahahaha! :twisted:

if you can get people into the temple of the mods(this thread) that we will hire you, keep in mind that you will still be considered a viable sacrifice

Whatever the Mods and High Priests wish of me, I shall do!

That is, except this boy's blood

then go and get a sacrifice for us, we've got to finish with nodea first

*nails nodea to the crucifix* *oh mods please accept this sacrifice*

Whatever the Mods and High Priests wish of me, I shall do!

That is, except this boy's blood
Ooh, an official minion! What fun....

I thought we already captured Nodea, quite some time ago?

he apparently broke out, but he came back for more, he is currently on the crucifix over there---->

::suddenl;y the little thing that was Nodea seemed to turn into dust, Nodea Rudav looking down at them, quiet, with light armor and good weapons, quiet enough to remain unseen. He laughed to himself, at some point he would be forced to expose his.....true self. Eating these foolish humans would be a treat...::

*we call down the power of the mods on this heathen Nodea Rudav*

Beat that!

;:suddenly turns into a Komodo Dragon Humanoid Being, seemingly with human arms, legs, chest, and skin of the Komodo Dragon, head, tail, claws, and many other unseen features. Anyway, jumps down on Athiest and begins with biting his open muzzle deep in Athiests neck, then starst to claw deep in his back, ripping off one of his arms in a frenzy::

*is reincarnated by the mods*
you have no idea what you're dealing with do you?

*stabs nodea with a copy of the DEAT sword*

::tries to dodge, but realizing his pray was gone, the sword impales him through the side....he falls to the ground, growling in dismay, eyes closing slowly....not dead, yet::

*shoots Nodea with several of 'gophers darts*

*removes the crucifix from the altar*

Oh well... tie him up again, I guess...

*ties nodea up with unbreakable holy ropes*

*ties nodea up with unbreakable holy ropes*


Atheists with "holy" rope :shock:

yes an atheist with holy rope,if it works, use it

*gets out fish-scaler*

Maybe if we build a new pyramid...
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Don't copy this one; it should be big enough as it is.[/quote:55953e619e]Wtf mates?

*shoots six darts into 'dogs arm*

I am a mutant dog ... chemicals poisons and the like don't affect me!

Who should we sacrifice next? :P

*grabs tied-up spammer* this one!

*grabs tied-up spammer* this one!HA! A spammer!? I have the purest of all evils in my possesion... *steps aside to reveal a hogtied G0ATSE spammer* BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Yes, the blood of this one should raise Lucifer himself.

alright then how much for it?

can someone photoshop that pyramid to have blood on it?

alright then how much for it?Well, I'd like some magical powers... preferably dark magical powers.

so....hows that magical powers thing going today kids?

the magical powers are only for team members and we recently recruited one(mezzaluna)

(The Great Pyramid of DOOM)


Don't copy this one; it should be big enough as it is.Wtf mates?
I told you not to copy it!

alright then how much for it?Well, I'd like some magical powers... preferably dark magical powers.

*Kicks Ryanania out of this place*

alright then how much for it?Well, I'd like some magical powers... preferably dark magical powers.

*Kicks Ryanania out of this place*
No, no, no... We have a sacrifice!
*grins evilly at Ryanania*

*stabs double-post gremlin*

alright then how much for it?Well, I'd like some magical powers... preferably dark magical powers.

*Kicks Ryanania out of this place*
No, no, no... We have a sacrifice!
*grins evilly at Ryanania*

Now that's why I voted D G

Now that's why I voted D G
:D Thanks!

*sets out several bottles and a collection of high quality needles*

So how many pyramids does this make so far?

So how many pyramids does this make so far?
I'm not sure. I added some blood to the one at the beginning...

who supplies you with all you're darts and needles gopher?

who supplies you with all you're darts and needles gopher?
Well, the Rodent Alliance has contacts throughout the world...
The needles, I got from a mouse who lives in a tailor's home. I order the darts from Dar-Kavryn, where they're made by brownies. The potions, as I've mentioned, are from Wongonia. I use a fair number of other suppliers, as well.

I know a few good suppliers too!

Liger! attack!

I have more Ligers than youooo :P

no you dont my nation specially breeds them.

Demonic Gophers, did you're post count go down? I remember it being higher... :?

*getting to 1000*

maybe it was all in your head?

Demonic Gophers, did you're post count go down? I remember it being higher... :?
Yep... I post on the "last one to post here wins" threads. After all... If it wasn't for them, I wouldn't exist. I lost 300+ posts when the last one was deleted. I think I won, though! :D

Honored high priests! I bring a double sacrifice!

*a flamer and porn-spammer are brought before the Temple of Mod*

Shall we?

*ignites blood-red lightsaber* :twisted:

Magical powers? Why demand them? you either have them or not.

:lol:

Jim SC

*liger siezes flamer and tears it apart*

*cuts off the porn-spammer's jingle bells and then stabs him*

*liger eats what remains of porn-spammer* brings us quality sacrifices!

How about Anakin Skywalker, age 9?

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LET ALL WHO SPAMM AND POST PORN BEWARE, FOR THE MODS ARE POWERFUL AND OMNIPRESENT

So how about those magical powers?

*gets hot oils and itching powder ready*

Yay! The drums!
Bring forth a sacrifice... an important one, preferably.

uhhh, a hacker?

I sacrifice offensive posts to the Mods. *sacrifices* Oh modly ones, please grant me the magical powers...

One who would dare to challenge the Mods? Sounds good...

is hotrodia a team members?

We miss the voice of the Mods. Please speak to us and let us know that we have not displeased you...

is hotrodia a team members?

I don't remember....

is hotrodia a team members?

I don't remember....

No, but I like to sacrifice to the mods when I can.

Sounds good to me.

is hotrodia a team members?

I don't remember....
Hmm... neither do I. I don't think so...
*produces dart gun*

He came in with a sacrifice, so perhaps we can let this one go...

*locks the door with a huge padlock*

He came in with a sacrifice, so perhaps we can let this one go...
Hmm... maybe if he promises to get us more...

*locks the door with a huge padlock*

*taps TAR on the shoulder* Whatcha doin'?

*whirls around and accidently knocks hotrodia to the floor*

*whirls around and accidently knocks hotrodia to the floor*

You can call me HR. Kinda jumpy, aren't you? :D

*Starts making Jello*

we sacrfice people like you to the mods, you should be the one who is jumpy

*Finishes making jello and starts making margaritas*

we sacrfice people like you to the mods, you should be the one who is jumpy

People like me? How so?

*makes chicken sandwiches for everyone*

*stumbles in*

ive been sacrificed by mods! not to mods!

why do you worship mods?

*stumbles in*

ive been sacrificed by mods! not to mods!

why do you worship mods?
All Hail the Mods!! Capture the prisoner!!
We want magical powers; didn't you read the title?

I wonder if we are ever going to get our magical powers

*leaves*

ha! the door is locked!

And this door will not open without BLOOD.


How was that ? Good melodrama ?

And this door will not open without BLOOD.


How was that ? Good melodrama ?

better :D

Thanks. I guess I should have gone with the color.

the BLOOD of virgins!

And this door will not open without BLOOD.


How was that ? Good melodrama ?

better :D
Grab her!

Virgins....I am sure that there are several on here.....

*grabs* that felt good

the BLOOD of virgins!
Enough to fill a bathtub?

And this door will not open without BLOOD.


How was that ? Good melodrama ?

better :D
Grab her!


*uses Anti-Grabbing spray on DG*

ha!

the blood of 5000 virgins will more that fill a single bathtub!

*grabs* that felt good
:shock: I meant as a sacrifice!

*uses Anti-Grabbing spray on DG*

ha!
:?
*shoots BV with dartgun*

Whoa... you guys are still trying to kill eachother in here?

i like grabbing things, doesnt always to be to hold them in one spot

THE MODS HAVE SPOKEN TO US

THE MODS HAVE SPOKEN TO US

*mumbles in sleep*


ummm... *yawn* ...what... did they.... say...?....

They just asked if we were still trying to kill each other.

*shoots BV with a more powerful dartgun*

THE MODS HAVE SPOKEN TO US
Hooray! Quick, let's make some sacrifices before they go away again.

*ties BV to the altar*

*loads up the sacrifice-o-matic *

FIRE IN THE HOLE !!!

*shoots BV with a more powerful dartgun*

*grumbles and mutters "Atheist's Smells" before slipping into a deep slumber*

Whoa... you guys are still trying to kill eachother in here?
My dartgun doesn't kill... it just makes people sleep.
That way, they're easy to capture.

*whacks liberal upside the head* we are making serious sacrifices here

I will not be a part of sacrificing BV, she is a friend.

*loads up the sacrifice-o-matic *

FIRE IN THE HOLE !!!
Ooh... how's it work?

too late i've already tied her to the altar, i leave the actual sacrfice to 'gopher and his knives

I will not be a part of sacrificing BV, she is a friend.

(good job, besides it's all DG's fault! he tried to grab me!)

I will not be a part of sacrificing BV, she is a friend.

(good job, besides it's all DG's fault! he tried to grab me!)

*loads up the sacrifice-o-matic *

FIRE IN THE HOLE !!!
Ooh... how's it work?

It grabs a spammer or porn poster at random and launches them at a high speed onto the top of the temple, right into a vat of Jello.

I will not be a part of sacrificing BV, she is a friend.

(good job, besides it's all DG's fault! he tried to grab me!)
(No I didn't... I told them to grab you.)
Is there some other way she can help us please the Mods? Perhaps she can help capture other victims?

*loads up the sacrifice-o-matic *

FIRE IN THE HOLE !!!
Ooh... how's it work?

It grabs a spammer or porn poster at random and launches them at a high speed onto the top of the temple, right into a vat of Jello.

that explains why i'm being sacrificed then

if you want BV to be spared find us another sacrifice and quick!

if you want BV to be spared find us another sacrifice and quick!
'zactly. She did walk into the Temple, and we are having trouble finding victims....

Oh, I'm sure if you look hard enough you'll find somebody...

can we sacrifice a mod to a mod? that would be the ultimate sacrifice!

*loads up the sacrifice-o-matic *

FIRE IN THE HOLE !!!
Ooh... how's it work?

It grabs a spammer or porn poster at random and launches them at a high speed onto the top of the temple, right into a vat of Jello.

that explains why i'm being sacrificed then

:?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

screw it, lets sacrifice BV

can we sacrifice a mod to a mod? that would be the ultimate sacrifice!

BLASPHEMER

50 pages, how long will this continue?

I could change the title to attract more people. How about "free elf porn" or "why George W. Bush will support gay marriage"

What do ya'll think ?

can we sacrifice a mod to a mod? that would be the ultimate sacrifice!

BLASPHEMER

yeah....am i bad?

HOW DARE YE SUGGEST SACRIFICING ONE OF US!

oh jeez! look at that orange writing! how spooty is that! do you think they're on to me?

Yes. We are. PH34R!

can we sacrifice a mod to a mod? that would be the ultimate sacrifice!

BLASPHEMER

yeah....am i bad?

Yes you must be spanked.

can we sacrifice a mod to a mod? that would be the ultimate sacrifice!

BLASPHEMER

yeah....am i bad?

Yes you must be spanked.

*waits eagerly*

i'm so excited.... i mean... i must accept my punishment for my blasphemy

can we sacrifice a mod to a mod? that would be the ultimate sacrifice!

BLASPHEMER

yeah....am i bad?

Yes you must be spanked.

*waits eagerly*

i'm so excited.... i mean... i must accept my punishment for my blasphemy

I think we are going to lose our PG rating over this one....

*Spanks BV*

change the title to "temple of the mods"

Ok. I will take a short vote all those in favor of changing the name to "temple of the mods" say aye.

Mod votes count double.

AYE!

change the title to "temple of the mods"

temple of the omniscient, omnipotent mods

*looks around fearfully*

(5 bucks says Steph's out to get me)

change the title to "temple of the mods"

temple of the omniscient, omnipotent mods

*looks around fearfully*

(5 bucks says Steph's out to get me)

A good idea also.

20 bucks says the mods want to disembowell you!

20 bucks says the mods want to disembowell you!

yeah, do you think it was a bad idea suggesting sacrificing mods?

an inconcievably bad idea

The Ninja Mod walks among us.....

nay! the ninja mod stalks among us!

Aye!

*gets on knees and raises arms to sky*

Oh Great and Powerful Mod! Who shall be your sacrifice? We will do as you command....