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Could try Facebook...you can search the same way there (but it's harder), and I think Plentyoffish works the same way. Don't know about the other social networking sites but you can try those too. I hope it works out for you. :)

I haven't heard of that other site. I gave Facebook a shot but they said the search function was down. That site is more confusing for me than Myspace is, for some reason. It's not as user-friendly.

Sure thing. Why not? It looks cooler than the real world anyway.

Thanks! Don't worry, there are other colors than orange and blue...somewhere.

Thanks! Don't worry, there are other colors than orange and blue...somewhere.
oooooooooo, that is now my mission: to find the colour in Ilie's world. :D :p

Dude, this is NS. Why do you think I'm NS-married to ya when you're 4 years older than me? :D
Exactly! How many people can you be married to before all the legal confusing ness asplodes us all!?
It's lovely, but you used the first picture I posted before I airbrushed out my nipple. *ack*

Nipple?

http://img26.exs.cx/img26/2245/thumbsup8de.gif

It's lovely, but you used the first picture I posted before I airbrushed out my nipple. *ack*

Hehe... I never knew you airbrushed ;)

One sec and I'll change pic...

You all have way to much to say. This thread has over 1,000 posts! :eek:

Indeed! You may have noticed that even a few of the buildings are made with a chocolate alloy.

thats not safe or healthy

Done :)

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/Gravlen/People/motivator3651684.jpg

I haven't heard of that other site. I gave Facebook a shot but they said the search function was down. That site is more confusing for me than Myspace is, for some reason. It's not as user-friendly.

The search is up now...I just tried it. It was out for me earlier so maybe it's rotating (I know, it's highly annoying...but I only remain there because I've met far too many people on Facebook just to leave) Let me know if it doesn't work again.

Are you a Facebooker or you just signed up now, if I may ask?

Hehe... I never knew you airbrushed ;)

One sec and I'll change pic...

Heh, yeah...I posted it and I was like, Oh, that's too scandalous.

Thanks, love! <3

The search is up now...I just tried it. It was out for me earlier so maybe it's rotating (I know, it's highly annoying...but I only remain there because I've met far too many people on Facebook just to leave) Let me know if it doesn't work again.

Are you a Facebooker or you just signed up now, if I may ask?

I just signed up last week to join Ladame's Spam Fam group. So far all I've done is check in every 4 days, get confused, and log out again.

As if anyone would want to live in a world without chocolate!
Indeed!

Mmmm... Chocolate :fluffle:
Heh, yeah...I posted it and I was like, Oh, that's too scandalous.

Thanks, love! <3

It was surprisingly easy, as evident by the tme spent actually doing it, so no problem ;) :fluffle:

oooooooooo, that is now my mission: to find the colour in Ilie's world. :D :p

Go for it! Maybe I'll make a new version of it with all kinds of colors. If I get really bored.

You all have way to much to say. This thread has over 1,000 posts! :eek:

Well, we like each other! There could be worse things. :)

thats not safe or healthy

Okay, thanks. :rolleyes:

Done :)

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/Gravlen/People/motivator3651684.jpg

Thank you! Very nice. What is is, btw, with everybody wondering why I'm not sitting in the chair? Is it that weird??

Thank you! Very nice. What is is, btw, with everybody wondering why I'm not sitting in the chair? Is it that weird??

Hehe, I don't know, but I remembered some remarks were made about it so I put the reference in :p

I just signed up last week to join Ladame's Spam Fam group. So far all I've done is check in every 4 days, get confused, and log out again.

Isn't it Dubsy's, actually?

Okay, thanks. :rolleyes:

oh right you don't have if the world was made of chocolate ads

Well, we like each other! There could be worse things. :)

True, besides I have dreams of catching up to Fascist Dominion in postcounts and I'll need to work pretty hard to even come within shouting distance. :)

So I really don't mind.

Hehe, I don't know, but I remembered some remarks were made about it so I put the reference in :p

Fair enough. ;)

Isn't it Dubsy's, actually?

It says here that Ladame made the thread and she's the admin, but what do I know.

True, besides I have dreams of catching up to Fascist Dominion in postcounts and I'll need to work pretty hard to even come within shouting distance. :)

So I really don't mind.

I'd have to work pretty damn hard to get up to your postcount, too. And I'm not helping myself with this multi-quoting, either.

oh right you don't have if the world was made of chocolate ads

What?

Looks like you'll have to do something to support yourself sooner later. Why don't you find a career counselor to help you explore some things you might actually enjoy?
I've checked my interest areas, and all the things i've wanted to do are too much work, or don't allow short, deaf guys with glasses, so i've already told my parents i'm gonna suicide as soon as they both pass away.

It says here that Ladame made the thread and she's the admin, but what do I know.

When I check, it says Dubsy is the admin. *is confused*

Isn't it Dubsy's, actually?

Yes, she's the creator.

*Passes out*

What?

they're Cadbury ads here that show the world made of chocolate
one shows the father taken a bite out of a not Leaning Tower of Pisa

EDIT heres one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo2wRvJ04ss

I've checked my interest areas, and all the things i've wanted to do are too much work, or don't allow short, deaf guys with glasses, so i've already told my parents i'm gonna suicide as soon as they both pass away.

You're deaf? That's so cool! Do you speak sign language?

When I check, it says Dubsy is the admin. *is confused*

I can't be bothered to log back on and see what's up. You win. :D

Yes, she's the creator.

*Passes out*

I can't be bothered to log back on and see what's up. You win. :D

*dances*

Also, Gravlen, you seem to not be as asleep as you said you would be...

I'd have to work pretty damn hard to get up to your postcount, too. And I'm not helping myself with this multi-quoting, either.

Well I have a couple years head start on you, give it time and I'm sure you can do it. :cool:

I just signed up last week to join Ladame's Spam Fam group. So far all I've done is check in every 4 days, get confused, and log out again.

I see. Check your TG's.

Well I have a couple years head start on you, give it time and I'm sure you can do it. :cool:

Psh, have you noticed that imperial isa joined the same time I did and has a postcount not far behind yours? It's certainly in the 10 thousands.

You're deaf? That's so cool! Do you speak sign language?
You can't "speak" sign language. doofus. :p

sign language is a language made of hand gestures, not verbal words. :p

and I do know a little sing language, I don't do it, cuz i do wear hearing aids to help me hear.

Psh, have you noticed that imperial isa joined the same time I did and has a postcount not far behind yours? It's certainly in the 10 thousands.

and moved up spots in the top 100 poster

I see. Check your TG's.

Back atcha.

Psh, have you noticed that imperial isa joined the same time I did and has a postcount not far behind yours? It's certainly in the 10 thousands.

Well relatively speaking. You can equal me in posts given your amount of time here. I'm sure two years from now you can hit that magical 10k post mark. :)

You can't "speak" sign language. doofus. :p

sign language is a language made of hand gestures, not verbal words. :p

and I do know a little sing language, I don't do it, cuz i do wear hearing aids to help me hear.

I know I know. Oh, I was going to suggest interpreting for the deaf, since you can also hear. You can make a shitload of money doing that.

I know I know. Oh, I was going to suggest interpreting for the deaf, since you can also hear. You can make a shitload of money doing that.
doesn't interest me, plus, my mental comprehension is too low for that anyway.

and moved up spots in the top 100 poster

Oh really? How does one go about finding a statistic like that?

they're Cadbury ads here that show the world made of chocolate
one shows the father taken a bite out of a not Leaning Tower of Pisa

EDIT heres one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo2wRvJ04ss

I think it's weird that the guy would invite a shark to bite him, even if he IS made out of chocolate.

Back atcha.

Replied.

doesn't interest me, plus, my mental comprehension is too low for that anyway.

Alright... :(

Omg I am so hungover today, I'm STILL a little shaky. My head is fuzzy, my stomach is queasy, my body is achy, and I have heartburn. Maybe I should just go to bed early. Blech.

Oh really? How does one go about finding a statistic like that?

http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/List_of_top_100_posters

http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/List_of_top_100_posters

Damn, beat me to it. :p


Though I must say I am glad to be on the prestigious list. Even if it is already out of date.

I think it's weird that the guy would invite a shark to bite him, even if he IS made out of chocolate.

see what i mean now and yur who would do that

Hmph, brush me off, will you? Well, I hope your cute girl kisses another boy and doesn't tell you. :eek:

That's pretty much the worst I can wish on somebody.

She's not the type that likes boys.

Congrats! Having lots of fun with her so far? ;)
She's pretty fantastic...I forgot how much I like kissing for extended periods of time. She's also incredibly sharp. If she were dominant, I'd be totally besotted, but this is good too.

Alright... :(
sowwy. :(

forgot to warn ya that i'm hopeless. :(

Pittsburgh sucks. Ha! It's only the most livable city in the U.S. :)

Philly okay?You mean West New Jersey? Maybe. :)

And did either of your claimees accept?No :( Maybe they're lost in the middle of the thread?

You guys seem to have all the fun...Women or homosexuals?

http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/List_of_top_100_posters

Neat!

Neat!

*flexes postcount*

Ha! It's only the most livable city in the U.S. :)

You mean West New Jersey? Maybe. :)

No :( Maybe they're lost in the middle of the thread?

Women or homosexuals?

People who go out on Fridays, I suppose.

And why is Pittsburgh the most liveable city in the US?

No :( Maybe they're lost in the middle of the thread?

How could anyone refuse you? :)

*flexes postcount*

Yes yes, it's very nice.

I searched for my name on NSWiki but it didn't come up with anything. *sad*

Damn, beat me to it. :p

keeping myself busy
already out of date

someone needs to be whip for that

How could anyone refuse you? :)

Is that a match? Let me know so I can update the thread.

Is that a match? Let me know so I can update the thread.

If Jello Biafra doesn't change his mind... sure.

Yes yes, it's very nice.

*winces*

I searched for my name on NSWiki but it didn't come up with anything. *sad*

I am pretty sure that you need to do your own nation profile on Wiki.

*winces*



I am pretty sure that you need to do your own nation profile on Wiki.

Aw, I'm sorry sweetpea, I didn't mean it. *hugs*

Hm, I'll see what I can do. Does your nation have one?

If Jello Biafra doesn't change his mind... sure.

dead kennedys...gotta love that band!

Aw, I'm sorry sweetpea, I didn't mean it. *hugs*

Hm, I'll see what I can do. Does your nation have one?

Thanks. :)

And nope. I'd never take the time to make one out. Some take time on theirs like Pure Metal (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Pure_Metal) did but not me. I'll live with the extra info that NS Tracker (which is down :( ) and NS Dossier (http://nsdossier.texasregion.net/main.aspx) which I just found out about today. :)

Thanks. :)

And nope. I'd never take the time to make one out. Some take time on theirs like Pure Metal (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Pure_Metal) did but not me. I'll live with the extra info that NS Tracker (which is down :( ) and NS Dossier (http://nsdossier.texasregion.net/main.aspx) which I just found out about today. :)

Wow, he's got a hell of a page. I really don't think about my nation too much, so I guess there'd be no point.

Thanks. :)

And nope. I'd never take the time to make one out. Some take time on theirs like Pure Metal (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Pure_Metal) did but not me. I'll live with the extra info that NS Tracker (which is down :( ) and NS Dossier (http://nsdossier.texasregion.net/main.aspx) which I just found out about today. :)

i don't like NS Dossier

i don't like NS Dossier

Aw, I hope it doesn't put your nation in a bad light.

Aw, I hope it doesn't put your nation in a bad light.

no just can't work it out

Aw, I hope it doesn't put your nation in a bad light.

It puts mine in a bad light. I'm not very good with money, apparently. In RL and with my nation. *sigh*

It puts mine in a bad light. I'm not very good with money, apparently. In RL and with my nation. *sigh*

Well I favor my economy over my environment and sometimes over my workers so I get to benefit from that.

It puts mine in a bad light. I'm not very good with money, apparently. In RL and with my nation. *sigh*

yes and no military i can easy take you over :P

Yes yes, you must come up. Philadelphia (or parts of it, anyway) is just lovely, I especially am fond of the University City area for general funkyness and being a nice place to live if I were going to move someplace else.

if you want a really nice part of the city check out the Northwest.

My aunt lives close to Philly... She offered to get me an authentic cheese steak when I happen to visit. Which should be soon, hopefully.

*wants to see the Northeast*

just remember, Pat's and Geno's are for tourists :p

if you want a really nice part of the city check out the Northwest.



just remember, Pat's and Geno's are for tourists :p

STEVES! (NE) *nods*

http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/List_of_top_100_posters

Crap, I've got a lot of work to do...:(

Have I mentioned that women suck? No, I don't mean in a good way. I mean sure. Yeah, that too. But generally, I hate them. They're superficial, dishonest, annoying, flaky, dumb - did I mention dishonest? And don't get me wrong, men are surely just as bad, but that's less of a concern to me what with me being a heterosexual male. If I was female, or homosexual, I'm sure I'd be much more concerned with how much men suck. I'm a misanthrope first, and only a misogynist because I'm genetically programmed to be attracted to women. I wish I wasn't so programmed, then it wouldn't matter at all too me. But I am. And so are most everyone else. Thus, all the problems of humanity. I think the answer is global annihilation, not dating persona tests. I mean sure, I have this type of persona. Big deal. I still can't get any pussy. But I don't try, and you know why? I'm sick of the stupid game. Blah blah blah, let's play the game! We've all played it to some extent, and it's always stupid. God, incredibly stupid. But no one can be honest. No one. You can't just go to someone and start talking about whatever comes to mind in a stream of consciousness. Not if you want them sexually. It just can't be done, it's against the rules. And don't tell me how *your* sex partner is different. I know better. I'm smart. Did I mention that I hate women? Don't get me wrong, I hate men too, I just don't have to deal with them in that way. Yes, you could construe this as self-hatred, so what? We all suck, then. Well, so be it. But I WILL conquer the world. You best remember that.

Have I mentioned that women suck? No, I don't mean in a good way. I mean sure. Yeah, that too. But generally, I hate them. They're superficial, dishonest, annoying, flaky, dumb - did I mention dishonest? And don't get me wrong, men are surely just as bad, but that's less of a concern to me what with me being a heterosexual male. If I was female, or homosexual, I'm sure I'd be much more concerned with how much men suck. I'm a misanthrope first, and only a misogynist because I'm genetically programmed to be attracted to women. I wish I wasn't so programmed, then it wouldn't matter at all too me. But I am. And so are most everyone else. Thus, all the problems of humanity. I think the answer is global annihilation, not dating persona tests. I mean sure, I have this type of persona. Big deal. I still can't get any pussy. But I don't try, and you know why? I'm sick of the stupid game. Blah blah blah, let's play the game! We've all played it to some extent, and it's always stupid. God, incredibly stupid. But no one can be honest. No one. You can't just go to someone and start talking about whatever comes to mind in a stream of consciousness. Not if you want them sexually. It just can't be done, it's against the rules. And don't tell me how *your* sex partner is different. I know better. I'm smart. Did I mention that I hate women? Don't get me wrong, I hate men too, I just don't have to deal with them in that way. Yes, you could construe this as self-hatred, so what? We all suck, then. Well, so be it. But I WILL conquer the world. You best remember that.

Rejected?

Rejected?

Not really. An advance would have to be made for that to happen. None was, so no. But what does that have to do with me conquering the world?

Have I mentioned that women suck? No, I don't mean in a good way. I mean sure. Yeah, that too. But generally, I hate them. They're superficial, dishonest, annoying, flaky, dumb - did I mention dishonest? And don't get me wrong, men are surely just as bad, but that's less of a concern to me what with me being a heterosexual male. If I was female, or homosexual, I'm sure I'd be much more concerned with how much men suck. I'm a misanthrope first, and only a misogynist because I'm genetically programmed to be attracted to women. I wish I wasn't so programmed, then it wouldn't matter at all too me. But I am. And so are most everyone else. Thus, all the problems of humanity. I think the answer is global annihilation, not dating persona tests. I mean sure, I have this type of persona. Big deal. I still can't get any pussy. But I don't try, and you know why? I'm sick of the stupid game. Blah blah blah, let's play the game! We've all played it to some extent, and it's always stupid. God, incredibly stupid. But no one can be honest. No one. You can't just go to someone and start talking about whatever comes to mind in a stream of consciousness. Not if you want them sexually. It just can't be done, it's against the rules. And don't tell me how *your* sex partner is different. I know better. I'm smart. Did I mention that I hate women? Don't get me wrong, I hate men too, I just don't have to deal with them in that way. Yes, you could construe this as self-hatred, so what? We all suck, then. Well, so be it. But I WILL conquer the world. You best remember that.
O_O

:fluffle:

Not really. An advance would have to be made for that to happen. None was, so no. But what does that have to do with me conquering the world?

From my experiences, every "women suck" tirade began as a result a of a failure to attract a date or because one was rejected for one. So I assumed that's what happened to you too. As for what that has to do with you conquering the world...if you take over the world, you can strike back at everyone who rejected you...because they're all your minions.

From my experiences, every "women suck" tirade began as a result a of a failure to attract a date or because one was rejected for one.

Or because my ex-fianceé cheated on me with every Tom, Dick, and Mary in the state of Maine.

Or because my ex-fianceé cheated on me with every Tom, Dick, and Mary in the state of Maine.

I see...sorry.

I see...sorry.

Yeah, that one was real good for my ego. Thank god my current girlfriend is straight.

Or because my ex-fianceé cheated on me with every Tom, Dick, and Mary in the state of Maine.

an she do that to every other guy she with

oh right you don't have if the world was made of chocolate ads

Those ads are great, but getting old.

Wow, he's got a hell of a page. I really don't think about my nation too much, so I guess there'd be no point.

Just copy the Wikipedia or Uncyclopedia article of a real country, and pass it off as your own.

Have I mentioned that people suck? No, I don't mean in a good way. I mean sure. Yeah, that too. But generally, I hate them. They're superficial, dishonest, annoying, flaky, dumb - did I mention dishonest? Thus, all the problems of humanity. I think the answer is global annihilation, not dating persona tests. I mean sure, I have this type of persona. Big deal. I still can't get any pussy. But I don't try, and you know why? I'm sick of the stupid game. Blah blah blah, let's play the game! We've all played it to some extent, and it's always stupid. God, incredibly stupid. But no one can be honest. No one. You can't just go to someone and start talking about whatever comes to mind in a stream of consciousness. Not if you want them sexually. It just can't be done, it's against the rules. And don't tell me how *your* sex partner is different. I know better. I'm smart. Did I mention that I hate people? Don't get me wrong, I hate other animals too, I just don't have to deal with them in that way. Yes, you could construe this as self-hatred, so what? We all suck, then. Well, so be it. But I WILL conquer the world. You best remember that.

fixed

Those ads are great, but getting old.

time to move on to new ones

time to move on to new ones

Any ideas?

People who go out on Fridays, I suppose.

And why is Pittsburgh the most liveable city in the US?Here's an article detailing some of the reasons:
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/226808/pittsburgh_pa_is_once_again_americas.html

How could anyone refuse you? :)I dunno, but people have before.

Is that a match? Let me know so I can update the thread.Yes, it's a match. Hooray!

Women or homosexuals?
Ilie and Neesika.

*Snip*

- Eraeya and Pyschotika (:D)



I love how you smiled for us :D :) :fluffle: :D :D

Sorry, smilies are fun...

:confused: Ilie = Female Cupid??

Have I mentioned that women suck? No, I don't mean in a good way. I mean sure. Yeah, that too. But generally, I hate them. They're superficial, dishonest, annoying, flaky, dumb - did I mention dishonest? And don't get me wrong, men are surely just as bad, but that's less of a concern to me what with me being a heterosexual male. If I was female, or homosexual, I'm sure I'd be much more concerned with how much men suck. I'm a misanthrope first, and only a misogynist because I'm genetically programmed to be attracted to women. I wish I wasn't so programmed, then it wouldn't matter at all too me. But I am. And so are most everyone else. Thus, all the problems of humanity. I think the answer is global annihilation, not dating persona tests. I mean sure, I have this type of persona. Big deal. I still can't get any pussy. But I don't try, and you know why? I'm sick of the stupid game. Blah blah blah, let's play the game! We've all played it to some extent, and it's always stupid. God, incredibly stupid. But no one can be honest. No one. You can't just go to someone and start talking about whatever comes to mind in a stream of consciousness. Not if you want them sexually. It just can't be done, it's against the rules. And don't tell me how *your* sex partner is different. I know better. I'm smart. Did I mention that I hate women? Don't get me wrong, I hate men too, I just don't have to deal with them in that way. Yes, you could construe this as self-hatred, so what? We all suck, then. Well, so be it. But I WILL conquer the world. You best remember that.
took the words right outta my mouth!

I luv you! :fluffle: :D

Anyone else reading these pages and getting depressed? It is like we all reinforce each others negative emotions.

Oh, come on. TG me if you have to, now I'm really curious.Heh, probably too late now. Basically just experienced the end of a relationship with someone. It shouldn't have ended and I really wish it hadn't. There's a lot of regret on my part and, well, there might have been something more if we'd had more friends in common and we'd both made a bit more effort. There's some other stuff that I don't want to mention but I'm pretty willing to label this as my fault. Ah well, everyone's got to experience losing the first person they care about, I guess it's just finally been my turn :)

Ha, emo as fuck and over-blowing the situation far beyond what it actually was. I'll just go get my fringe done and start liking shitty depressing music :p

Yikes, 72 pages! I'm glad I stopped reading at about page 38.

Anyone else reading these pages and getting depressed? It is like we all reinforce each others negative emotions.

No, I'm happy :)

Yikes, 72 pages! I'm glad I stopped reading at about page 38.
Oh, so you skipped the good parts? I'm sure that would be a wise choice...

The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)


Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.

Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.

You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very selective.


"You're never truly single as long as you have yourself."

ALWAYS AVOID: The Bachelor (DGSM)

CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail (RBLM).

The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)


Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose. Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.

You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very selective.

The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You're out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.


"You're never truly single as long as you have yourself."

ALWAYS AVOID: The Bachelor (DGSM)

CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail (RBLM).

Heh, probably too late now. Basically just experienced the end of a relationship with someone. It shouldn't have ended and I really wish it hadn't. There's a lot of regret on my part and, well, there might have been something more if we'd had more friends in common and we'd both made a bit more effort. There's some other stuff that I don't want to mention but I'm pretty willing to label this as my fault. Ah well, everyone's got to experience losing the first person they care about, I guess it's just finally been my turn :)

Ha, emo as fuck and over-blowing the situation far beyond what it actually was. I'll just go get my fringe done and start liking shitty depressing music :p

Aw, I'm sorry. :(

:confused: Ilie = Female Cupid??

That's right!

Have I mentioned that women suck?

I'm tired of listening to this kind of complaining. Go be a misogynist somewhere else. This thread is for people who still have a shred of hope. :p

I love how you smiled for us :D :) :fluffle: :D :D

Sorry, smilies are fun...

Couldn't help it, after talking to Eraeya on MSN for like 5 hours... :cool:

Or because my ex-fianceé cheated on me with every Tom, Dick, and Mary in the state of Maine.

Hey, look on the bright side...at least you weren't married yet.

I'm tired of listening to this kind of complaining. Go be a misogynist somewhere else. This thread is for people who still have a shred of hope. :p

Fuck hope! I prefer cranky enlightenment to naive euphoria.

And you do too, you just don't want to admit it.

To the person who said women suck, consider this: They only do based on values our society has created. All you have to do is decide that, "superficial, dishonest, annoying, flaky, dumb" are good things, then all women will be great. And in the long run, that will make you happier than just complaining about them.

I'm tired of listening to this kind of complaining. Go be a misogynist somewhere else. This thread is for people who still have a shred of hope. :p

*Shreds hope*

No, that was wrong, wasn't it! Sorry! My bad...

To the person who said women suck, consider this: They only do based on values our society has created. All you have to do is decide that, "superficial, dishonest, annoying, flaky, dumb" are good things, then all women will be great. And in the long run, that will make you happier than just complaining about them.

Well yeah, and all I'd have to do is convince myself that eating poop is a good thing, and then I'll never want for food again.

No, thanks!

gah! seems i missed out by being a misery-guts and boycotting the thread soon after the initial judgement.

Aw, I'm sorry. :(
Meh, it's alright. If anything, the entire episode's convinced me that I'm not completely unlikeable and there are women who I could actually have a decent relationship with (as opposed to the pointless stuff from a couple of years back, useful only for anatomy lessons). Still sucks but every cloud and all that. :)

Heh, probably too late now. Basically just experienced the end of a relationship with someone. It shouldn't have ended and I really wish it hadn't. There's a lot of regret on my part and, well, there might have been something more if we'd had more friends in common and we'd both made a bit more effort. There's some other stuff that I don't want to mention but I'm pretty willing to label this as my fault. Ah well, everyone's got to experience losing the first person they care about, I guess it's just finally been my turn :)

Ha, emo as fuck and over-blowing the situation far beyond what it actually was. I'll just go get my fringe done and start liking shitty depressing music :pOh that sucks, sorry to hear that. Yeah, the end of a relationship bites.

gah! seems i missed out by being a misery-guts and boycotting the thread soon after the initial judgement.You sure did, though perhaps we can open our pairing up to include you.

Fuck hope! I prefer cranky enlightenment to naive euphoria.

And you do too, you just don't want to admit it.

You're okay, and I'm okay. We're all okay, and that's okay! *hugs* Now, time for your jello, Mr. Trostia, and then it's 5 pm bedtime for you.

*Shreds hope*

No, that was wrong, wasn't it! Sorry! My bad...

Shred your own hope, baby. Mine is fine as is. :cool:

Any ideas?

none for that
but do have one that i need a strong drink now and one later tonight

You're okay, and I'm okay. We're all okay, and that's okay! *hugs* Now, time for your jello, Mr. Trostia, and then it's 5 pm bedtime for you.

I suppose you think you can calm my wroth with charm, hugs, and jello?

Meh, it's alright. If anything, the entire episode's convinced me that I'm not completely unlikeable and there are women who I could actually have a decent relationship with (as opposed to the pointless stuff from a couple of years back, useful only for anatomy lessons). Still sucks but every cloud and all that. :)

See, that's the right attitude. Hope springs eternal. <3

Shred your own hope, baby. Mine is fine as is. :cool:

You're cool like that. ;) :fluffle:

Though it is not I whom have shredded my own hope, my hope is indeed... fragmented. But oh well :)

I suppose you think you can calm my wroth with charm, hugs, and jello?

Wouldn't it be "wrath"?

And yes, I was hoping I could. Is it working? *hug?*

I suppose you think you can calm my wroth with charm, hugs, and jello?

Jello solves just about everything :p

You're cool like that. ;) :fluffle:

Though it is not I whom have shredded my own hope, my hope is indeed... fragmented. But oh well :)

Even fragmented hope is good. A little gorilla glue will fix that right up.

http://www.acohardware.com/uploaded/images/ACOsite/Brands/Paint/Gorilla%20Glue/Handwithglue.jpg

Jello solves just about everything :p

I have to agree with you on that. I'm quite partial to the kind with awesome bubbles in it, especially blue raspberry! I'm getting all happy thinking about it. Where's Bumboat?

gah! seems i missed out by being a misery-guts and boycotting the thread soon after the initial judgement.

There's lots of people here who are participating and being a misery-guts. I'm cheering them up with jello. You can still jump in!

Wouldn't it be "wrath"?

And yes, I was hoping I could. Is it working? *hug?*

The problem I face with this sort of thing is, if I say yes I'm feeling better, then the hugs and whatnot stop. So I have to generate more misery and angst just so the supply meets the demand! RAWR, I HATE PEOPLE.

("Wroth" is an adjective meaning more or less the same thing as wrath. I'm using it incorrectly, but I like the way it sounds.)

The problem I face with this sort of thing is, if I say yes I'm feeling better, then the hugs and whatnot stop. So I have to generate more misery and angst just so the supply meets the demand! RAWR, I HATE PEOPLE.

("Wroth" is an adjective meaning more or less the same thing as wrath. I'm using it incorrectly, but I like the way it sounds.)

You know what? The best part about being friends with me is that I have an endless amount of charm, hugs, and jello. And gorilla glue, if needed, although that's not really endless per se...anyway, the upshot is that you can be happy and still receive hugs. Hell, I'll hug you every time I talk to you if you want. If I can remember to do that. Remind me if I lapse on that, alright?

*hug!*

Even fragmented hope is good. A little gorilla glue will fix that right up.

http://www.acohardware.com/uploaded/images/ACOsite/Brands/Paint/Gorilla%20Glue/Handwithglue.jpg
:D

If nothing else, it brings a huge grin to my face :fluffle:
I have to agree with you on that. I'm quite partial to the kind with awesome bubbles in it, especially blue raspberry! I'm getting all happy thinking about it. Where's Bumboat?
I have strawberry jello and vanilla custard - in fact, I think I'll have some now :)

And I don't know where Bumboat is right now - I mean, it's mothers day so anything is possible ;)

*Revels in the idea of Ilie, Bumboat and jello comming together* :D

You know what? The best part about being friends with me is that I have an endless amount of charm, hugs, and jello. And gorilla glue, if needed, although that's not really endless per se...anyway, the upshot is that you can be happy and still receive hugs. Hell, I'll hug you every time I talk to you if you want. If I can remember to do that. Remind me if I lapse on that, alright?

*hug!*

So I don't have to keep hating humanity and all it's ways? Hmm. Awesome.

Just keep up the hugs and jello. Especially the jello. :D

Even fragmented hope is good. A little gorilla glue will fix that right up.

http://www.acohardware.com/uploaded/images/ACOsite/Brands/Paint/Gorilla%20Glue/Handwithglue.jpg
Just don't use it as lubricant....:eek: :D

Jello solves just about everything :pThere's always room for Jello!

There's always room for Jello!

You heard our calls and came. :) I'm so happy *Sniffle*

:D

If nothing else, it brings a huge grin to my face :fluffle:

I have strawberry jello and vanilla custard - in fact, I think I'll have some now :)

And I don't know where Bumboat is right now - I mean, it's mothers day so anything is possible ;)

*Revels in the idea of Ilie, Bumboat and jello comming together* :D

I think I'll revel in that too. :D

There's always room for Jello!

Yes, yes! Join us!

Yes, yes! Join us!

i will never join the drak side

i will never join the drak side

Who said anything about the drak side? :p

Who said anything about the drak side? :p

just me who could use a drink

I think I'll revel in that too. :D
Didn't you mean wallow? ;)

Didn't you mean wallow? ;)
I read that as "swallow"..... :eek:

Didn't you mean wallow? ;)

I read that as "swallow"..... :eek:

No, and...no. :p

I read that as "swallow"..... :eek:
You and your dirty mind.

Oh, wait - that was mine... :D

No, and...no. :p
Don't worry, I'll still love you. :p

Don't worry, I'll still love you. :p

I know you will. <3

No, and...no. :p
Aw... :(

I read that as "swallow"..... :eek:

You and your dirty mind.

Oh, wait - that was mine... :D

:rolleyes: don't know what worst those two or i have no booze

:rolleyes: don't know what worst those two or i have no booze
Ouh, don't mention booze - I got totally drunk off my ass twice this week. But I did get to participate in an air-guitar contest on Friday night and didn't spend the night alone - so I guess my dating persona is somewhat intact, although maybe a little out of shape (and short-lived?).

Ouh, don't mention booze - I got totally drunk off my ass twice this week. But I did get to participate in an air-guitar contest on Friday night and didn't spend the night alone - so I guess my dating persona is somewhat intact, although maybe a little out of shape (and short-lived?).

but i need one just this once to clam me down

Ouh, don't mention booze - I got totally drunk off my ass twice this week. But I did get to participate in an air-guitar contest on Friday night and didn't spend the night alone - so I guess my dating persona is somewhat intact, although maybe a little out of shape (and short-lived?).

Tell me about it. On Friday I didn't even drink that much, but I don't go out and get drunk very often so I guess it was a lot for me. I did karaoke for the second time ever, and I think I did good even though Mike said he couldn't hear me, and I met a beautiful girl and I made out with her and gave her my number and she said she'd call in a week when she got back from some trip, and I'm pretty anxious that she won't call. :( Oy, the hangover I had yesterday from it was REALLY wicked.

Tell me about it. On Friday I didn't even drink that much, but I don't go out and get drunk very often so I guess it was a lot for me. I did karaoke for the second time ever, and I think I did good even though Mike said he couldn't hear me, and I met a beautiful girl and I made out with her and gave her my number and she said she'd call in a week when she got back from some trip, and I'm pretty anxious that she won't call. :( Oy, the hangover I had yesterday from it was REALLY wicked.

i stayed in bed with my hangover ,only got up to be sick :( :(

but i need one just this once to clam me down
That bad, huh?
Tell me about it.
I'd rather not share my personal exploits - even if it's with someone special like you. :D:fluffle:
On Friday I didn't even drink that much, but I don't go out and get drunk very often so I guess it was a lot for me. I did karaoke for the second time ever, and I think I did good even though Mike said he couldn't hear me, and I met a beautiful girl and I made out with her and gave her my number and she said she'd call in a week when she got back from some trip, and I'm pretty anxious that she won't call. :( Oy, the hangover I had yesterday from it was REALLY wicked.
Thursday morning was a lot worse - I guess because Wednesday got out of hand completely unplanned and unprepared...

And while I was pretty trashed on Saturday morning and didn't get to sleep until she'd left my place until early afternoon I won't complain a bit. :D [I did sleep the whole afternoon.]

Guess that whole thing was a one-night-stand, though. I mean, I did give her my number but I don't think she'll give me a call. Not that I doubt my performance or anything - but I guess it was just what it was: A very nice night, a good experience, a lot of fun... Aw well - I'm just glad that I can still be counted among the living and making-out people. :p

That bad, huh?

moms hip replacement today

That bad, huh?

I'd rather not share my personal exploits - even if it's with someone special like you. :D:fluffle:

Thursday morning was a lot worse - I guess because Wednesday got out of hand completely unplanned and unprepared...

And while I was pretty trashed on Saturday morning and didn't get to sleep until she'd left my place until early afternoon I won't complain a bit. :D [I did sleep the whole afternoon.]

Guess that whole thing was a one-night-stand, though. I mean, I did give her my number but I don't think she'll give me a call. Not that I doubt my performance or anything - but I guess it was just what it was: A very nice night, a good experience, a lot of fun... Aw well - I'm just glad that I can still be counted among the living and making-out people. :p

So you really had a one-night stand? How crazy, I didn't know that stuff still happened these days. You know, these STD days.

moms hip replacement today

Well, is the surgery supposed to be high-risk in any way? I thought that stuff was kind of routine, not like open-heart surgery or anything.

moms hip replacement today
I keep my fingers crossed. ;)

But don't worry - I've seen the procedure performed about half a dozen times and not only was it very interesting, but I also put the people into narcosis and could watch the rest of the time. Fascinating. And pretty common nowadays.

Well, is the surgery supposed to be high-risk in any way? I thought that stuff was kind of routine, not like open-heart surgery or anything.

she not normal
she hit her head to hard she would be dead thanks to the sceond brain tumor they can't take out

she not normal
she hit her head to hard she dead thanks to the sceond brain tumor they can't take out

What?? Your mom is dead? This doesn't make sense.

What?? Your mom is dead? This doesn't make sense.

would be missing

So you really had a one-night stand? How crazy, I didn't know that stuff still happened these days. You know, these STD days.

one-night stands are about all i've managed so far. i wish i was more discerning when i was drunk, or less discerning in the morning, whatever.

So you really had a one-night stand? How crazy, I didn't know that stuff still happened these days. You know, these STD days.
Yes, and I'm glad I did. I really needed to vent some steam... [As, if you looked at the demotivational posters I've made, you could tell?]

But don't worry - we played it as safe as possible in these days. ;)
one-night stands are about all i've managed so far. i wish i was more discerning when i was drunk, or less discerning in the morning, whatever.
I wouldn't mind a real relationship - too bad that those I end up with apparently do...

Anyway, I'm not complaining. I just wish I were less shy when I'm not drunk...

What?? Your mom is dead? This doesn't make sense.
would be missing

Wait! What?!? How? Why? I'm lost!

Anyway, I'm not complaining. I just wish I were less shy when I'm not drunk...

Same problem here. That, and having very little small talk material.

Wait! What?!? How? Why? I'm lost!

hitting my mom in the head to knock her out would just kill her
now i'm off to the pub if i can find my wallet

I think my dating persona is dead.

Word to the wise - don't get drunk with some of your better female friends then let them know about your current personal life. Christ, enduring a pissed up lecture in a bed with two girls about how it'll get better soon is not fun. This is doubly true when they're quite attractive and never seem to be without someone, thus don't actually know what being alone can be like.

Also, alcohol in major revision times is just a plain bad idea.

I'm tired of listening to this kind of complaining. Go be a misogynist somewhere else. This thread is for people who still have a shred of hope. :p

*refuses to leave*
I'm going to continue my flippant cynical misanthropic existence thanks.

So I don't have to keep hating humanity and all it's ways? Hmm. Awesome.

Just keep up the hugs and jello. Especially the jello. :D

I don't like jello, hugs or people (I've managed to learn that last one mostly from the experiences of others oddly enough), is there a place for me in this thread/world? :(

one-night stands are about all i've managed so far. i wish i was more discerning when i was drunk, or less discerning in the morning, whatever.

:(

Word to the wise - don't get drunk with some of your better female friends then let them know about your current personal life. Christ, enduring a pissed up lecture in a bed with two girls about how it'll get better soon is not fun. This is doubly true when they're quite attractive and never seem to be without someone, thus don't actually know what being alone can be like.

Also, alcohol in major revision times is just a plain bad idea.

This is why you should always drink alone.

*refuses to leave*
I'm going to continue my flippant cynical misanthropic existence thanks.

I should never live in Adelaide for a long time if that is what it does to people.

I should never live in Adelaide for a long time if that is what it does to people.

Well it was sort of life in general that did this me (not so much my own surprisingly), so um... I guess that means that you shall never live again?

Also, while flippancy isn't as blissful as ignorance it's a fair trade considering ignorance is a prerequisite for blissful ignorance.

Well it was sort of life in general that did this me (not so much my own surprisingly), so um... I guess that means that you shall never live again?

I lived (yes, I realised I should have said 'stayed' in the previous post and in this one) in Adelaide for a short time (about a week). Then I left. I won't want to live there for a long time by not being there for a long time.

I lived (yes, I realised I should have said 'stayed' in the previous post and in this one) in Adelaide for a short time (about a week). Then I left. I won't want to live there for a long time by not being there for a long time.

Why ever did you leave?

I was there on holiday with my family so I had to go back home.

Same problem here. That, and having very little small talk material.
Huh. I always tend to do less talking and more kissing once the opportunity arises. And I was just told I'm a good kisser - whatever that means.
hitting my mom in the head to knock her out would just kill her
now i'm off to the pub if i can find my wallet
Ah. Okay.

And? Did you find it?
Word to the wise - don't get drunk with some of your better female friends then let them know about your current personal life.
Been there, done that.
Christ, enduring a pissed up lecture in a bed with two girls about how it'll get better soon is not fun. This is doubly true when they're quite attractive and never seem to be without someone, thus don't actually know what being alone can be like.
Usually I am the one lecturing them on the very topic...
Also, alcohol in major revision times is just a plain bad idea.
And my question would be: Do major revision times ever stop? Must I not drink anymore?!?
This is why you should always drink alone.
Jahaa. And then let your left hand argue with your right hand who gets to date you. Nah.

Wait! What?!? How? Why? I'm lost!

A TG (or two) has you.

Huh. I always tend to do less talking and more kissing once the opportunity arises. And I was just told I'm a good kisser - whatever that means..
That's the only way to do things.;)

A TG (or two) has you.
Thanks!
*reads*
*reads more*
That's the only way to do things.;)
:fluffle: (<- more practice, since practice makes perfect!)

Thanks!
*reads*
*reads more*

:fluffle: (<- more practice, since practice makes perfect!)

Practice is the best part.

A TG (or two) has you.
You got a reply! :eek::p:D
Practice is the best part.
Oh yeah. Plus - no pressure. I don't do well under pressure... ;)

now i'm off to the pub if i can find my wallet

Sounds like you've given yourself some great motivation to find that wallet. :)

Oh yeah. Plus - no pressure. I don't do well under pressure... ;)
*Pressures*

*Pressures*

*offers drink to Pressure*

Ah. Okay.

And? Did you find it?

Sounds like you've given yourself some great motivation to find that wallet. :)

change my mind did some things that i had to do ,then went got six bottle of wild turkey to drink at home

*Pressures*
*Applies counter-pressure*

Aah - better.
change my mind did some things that i had to do ,then went got six bottle of wild turkey to drink at home
Well, well. ;)

*offers drink to Pressure*

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/18/Pigletmugshot.jpg/300px-Pigletmugshot.jpg

Yeah. You know what that means! *Glares*

Word to the wise - don't get drunk with some of your better female friends then let them know about your current personal life. Christ, enduring a pissed up lecture in a bed with two girls about how it'll get better soon is not fun. This is doubly true when they're quite attractive and never seem to be without someone, thus don't actually know what being alone can be like.

Also, alcohol in major revision times is just a plain bad idea.

Are you a guy I know in RL? I seem to remember that conversation...

*refuses to leave*
I'm going to continue my flippant cynical misanthropic existence thanks.

I don't like jello, hugs or people (I've managed to learn that last one mostly from the experiences of others oddly enough), is there a place for me in this thread/world? :(

:(

I'm going to hug you anyway. *hug*

change my mind did some things that i had to do ,then went got six bottle of wild turkey to drink at home

How are you now? Did things go okay?

How are you now? Did things go okay?

thanks for asking :fluffle:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12650239&postcount=524

The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)


Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call.

You are The Sudden Departure.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.


Your exact female opposite:
The Intern

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer
We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber (DGSD), The Gentleman (DGLM)

CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail (RBLM), someone just like you



Did I do this before?

I'm going to hug you anyway. *hug*

*is hugged*
I guess considering it's just the internet I'll let you get away with that.

Are you a guy I know in RL? I seem to remember that conversation...
I severely doubt it. Generic embarrassing conversations for the win :p

Did I do this before?
Who cares?!?!
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
*is hugged*
I guess considering it's just the internet I'll let you get away with that.

Yup. On the internet you can pretty much get away with anything.

*Humps*

Yup. On the internet you can pretty much get away with anything.

*Humps*

Not always. I tried to give our new mod a congratulatory hug and apparently it left some kind of trauma. Seems even the internets can be cruel. :( :p

Not always. I tried to give our new mod a congratulatory hug and apparently it left some kind of trauma. Seems even the internets can be cruel. :( :p

Pics or 9mm film? Link even? ORLY? Owls? Beef? Mugshot? Dating? Breeding? Offspring?

...

:eek:

SPAWN!!!


*Flees*

Pics or 9mm film? Link even? ORLY? Owls? Beef? Mugshot? Dating? Breeding? Offspring?

...

:eek:

SPAWN!!!


*Flees*












































































no comment :p

Are you a guy I know in RL? I seem to remember that conversation...
Orly?
Did I do this before?
Probably so.

We've had the same quiz a year ago... ;)

Who cares?!?!
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:


Yup. On the internet you can pretty much get away with anything.

*Humps*

Don't make me get my invisible gun

Not always. I tried to give our new mod a congratulatory hug and apparently it left some kind of trauma. Seems even the internets can be cruel. :( :p

We have a new mod?

Why was I not informed?

We have a new mod?

Why was I not informed?

There is quite a long thread in Moderation about this. :p

There is quite a long thread in Moderation about this. :p

They made public the discussion and the decision not to inform Ifreann? :eek:

They made public the discussion and the decision not to inform Ifreann? :eek:

The first part anyway. why Ifreann wasn't told I cannot say.


But I'm sure my imagination can come up with a reason... :p

Hey, I had no idea this thread was alive again! Neat. :)

Hey, I had no idea this thread was alive again! Neat. :)

It was a joint effort. You're welcome. :)

Hey, I had no idea this thread was alive again! Neat. :)

This thread doesn't usually sink further than a few pages

Rangerville and I have decided to be a match again (we were last year)...even though we're technically not. I just now need to figure out how to get to the other side of the country...:confused:

Huh. I always tend to do less talking and more kissing once the opportunity arises. And I was just told I'm a good kisser - whatever that means.

I think I do the exact opposite...maybe my mind's wired differently...need to work on that...

This test fails on question 40:
"40. Facism was a reaction to which movement?"
at a guess, I'd say Dada

There is quite a long thread in Moderation about this. :p

They're all conspiring against me, the bastards.

They're all conspiring against me, the bastards.
*conspires* :D

who dug this thread up?

who dug this thread up?

We hadn't got around to burying it yet.

We hadn't got around to burying it yet.

oops :p

Are you a guy I know in RL? I seem to remember that conversation...

this reminds me of a post.. copy-pasted from a website.. with examples of Board/forum funny "conversations".

where they had this one.. between a hot Girl who wanted to cyber.. and a dude who was only interested in "..level 5 blizzard attack.." RP

It was some awesome website..
anyone remembers the name? I would like to bookmark-it.

this reminds me of a post.. copy-pasted from a website.. with examples of Board/forum funny "conversations".

where they had this one.. between a hot Girl who wanted to cyber.. and a dude who was only interested in "..level 5 blizzard attack.." RP

It was some awesome website..
anyone remembers the name? I would like to bookmark-it.
bash.org?

The first part anyway. why Ifreann wasn't told I cannot say.
Upi cannot say, but we know... Oh yes, we know! :cool:
Hey, I had no idea this thread was alive again! Neat. :)

It was never dead :)

Upi cannot say, but we know... Oh yes, we know! :cool:

You are really making me think here....

Mine was the poolboy.

Hot innocent guy cleaning pools when suddenly he is attacked and raped by triple D teenage girls. On the next Maury Povich.

You are really making me think here....

"Upi"? I don't know what I meant with that...

"Upi"? I don't know what I meant with that...

I don't know either, I was just typing random stuff. :p

I don't know either, I was just typing random stuff. :p

As always? ;)

As always? ;)

Well, sometimes. I occasionally manage to string words together to form rational thoughts. It does happen. :p

Mine was the poolboy.

Hot innocent guy cleaning pools when suddenly he is attacked and raped by triple D teenage girls. On the next Maury Povich.

Ohhhhh, another poolboy, eh?

this reminds me of a post.. copy-pasted from a website.. with examples of Board/forum funny "conversations".

where they had this one.. between a hot Girl who wanted to cyber.. and a dude who was only interested in "..level 5 blizzard attack.." RP

It was some awesome website..
anyone remembers the name? I would like to bookmark-it.

Look at this. (http://www.duke.edu/~dms6/jdogg.htm)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gravlen


If nothing else, it brings a huge grin to my face

I have strawberry jello and vanilla custard - in fact, I think I'll have some now

And I don't know where Bumboat is right now - I mean, it's mothers day so anything is possible

*Revels in the idea of Ilie, Bumboat and jello comming together*

Ilie Quote:
I think I'll revel in that too.

That thought is worth a revel or two! :fluffle:

this reminds me of a post.. copy-pasted from a website.. with examples of Board/forum funny "conversations".

where they had this one.. between a hot Girl who wanted to cyber.. and a dude who was only interested in "..level 5 blizzard attack.." RP

It was some awesome website..
anyone remembers the name? I would like to bookmark-it.
this isn't it, but still damn funny:
http://www.elsop.com/wrc/humor/cybersex.htm

Look at this. (http://www.duke.edu/~dms6/jdogg.htm)
Whoever did that:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/limecat.jpg

Well, sometimes. I occasionally manage to string words together to form rational thoughts. It does happen. :p
:eek: The Devil you say!!

On NSG? Perish the thought!

That thought is worth a revel or two! :fluffle:
I thought it was ;)
Whoever did that:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/limecat.jpg
Thou speaketh the truth!

Whoever did that:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/limecat.jpg

Yeah. That guy has serious cybering problems.

Whoever did that:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/limecat.jpg

Word. :D

Yeah. That guy has serious problems.

Fixed :)

Fixed :)

An equally true statement, no doubt.

Ohhhhh, another poolboy, eh?

Yes, and I charge by the hour!

Look at this. (http://www.duke.edu/~dms6/jdogg.htm)

Bloodninja (http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm). It's all of his stuff.

*is hugged*
I guess considering it's just the internet I'll let you get away with that.

<3

The Sudden Departure

Did I do this before?

Having a little deja vu? :p Probably. Anyway, updated! :)

Rangerville and I have decided to be a match again (we were last year)...even though we're technically not. I just now need to figure out how to get to the other side of the country...:confused:


Duly noted! I suppose you could take up some kind of NS collection via Paypal.

Mine was the poolboy.

Hot innocent guy cleaning pools when suddenly he is attacked and raped by triple D teenage girls. On the next Maury Povich.

Let me know when it's on, I'll Tivo it. :D

(With somebody else's Tivo...*sad*)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gravlen


If nothing else, it brings a huge grin to my face

I have strawberry jello and vanilla custard - in fact, I think I'll have some now

And I don't know where Bumboat is right now - I mean, it's mothers day so anything is possible

*Revels in the idea of Ilie, Bumboat and jello comming together*

Ilie Quote:
I think I'll revel in that too.

That thought is worth a revel or two! :fluffle:

Interesting way of quoting, my dear. <3

Whoever did that:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/limecat.jpg

Hahahaha! Omggggg

I am apparently a 'boy next door'. Next door to whom?

I am apparently a 'boy next door'. Next door to whom?

Next door to a hot girl, hopefully. :) Updated.

Next door to a hot girl, hopefully. :) Updated.

Oh, if only...

Not that it would do me much good, mind you!

"Oh... uh... hi hot girl!"

"Hey!"

*Silence*

"OK, bye!"

Oh, if only...

Not that it would do me much good, mind you!

"Oh... uh... hi hot girl!"

"Hey!"

*Silence*

"OK, bye!"

Aw, you are like Boy in Dorothy Parker's genius "Cat and Girl": http://catandgirl.com/view.php?loc=134

Aw, you are like Boy in Dorothy Parker's genius "Cat and Girl": http://catandgirl.com/view.php?loc=134

Hmm. Think I'll start charging them royalties...

Let me know when it's on, I'll Tivo it. :D

(With somebody else's Tivo...*sad*)

Here I am with my lowly VCR. But it will certainly suffice to record such a fascinating episode. :)

Bloodninja (http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm). It's all of his stuff.

Oh, that's good.

I am apparently a 'boy next door'. Next door to whom?

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/Gravlen/NSG/Notontopic.jpg

:p

*Flees the wrath of Ilie*

Duly noted! I suppose you could take up some kind of NS collection via Paypal.

Hmmmmnnnn...good idea. So everyone to quote Alex Trebek, donate to my favourite charity- me! Please? *puppy eyes*

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/Gravlen/NSG/Notontopic.jpg

:p

*Flees the wrath of Ilie*

Yes, you SHOULD flee. I still updated him on the list! And everybody is still welcome to take (and retake) the test and match up with people. So there!

Although that IS a clever poster. :cool:

:eek: it lives on

:eek: it lives on

Cool, huh?

Yes, you SHOULD flee. I still updated him on the list! And everybody is still welcome to take (and retake) the test and match up with people. So there!

Although that IS a clever poster. :cool:

I know - and thanks. It's used good-heartedly. (Is that an expression?) I just had to use it, seeing as so few good threads have passed 20 pages lately :p

But come one, come all, take the test! :D

I know - and thanks. It's used good-heartedly. (Is that an expression?) I just had to use it, seeing as so few good threads have passed 20 pages lately :p

But come one, come all, take the test! :D

What page does it say this thread is on? My settings say this is on page 42.

Edit: That looks cool as italics.

Cool, huh?

cool as this new song i like
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzFxuZ3EDHE

P.S mom back home and is happy to be

cool as this new song i like
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzFxuZ3EDHE

P.S mom back home and is happy to be

Thank goodness! *hugs*

Thank goodness! *hugs*

:D

Hmm...not quite what I'd expected.

Vapor Trail (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBLM&g=1&o=1)

Hmm...not quite what I'd expected.

Vapor Trail (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBLM&g=1&o=1)

That's okay, you're one of the few! If you like, you can pick out a Sudden Departure to match with. But you have to ask whoever it is first.

What page does it say this thread is on? My settings say this is on page 42.

Edit: That looks cool as italics.

It's on page 84 for me :)

And I like playing with fonts! You should have seen my commercial thread... It was in spam, and I had a lot of creative posts with fun use of colours, indents, fonts and sizes - not to mention actually amusing slogans and stuff. Alas, it got deleted... They do that, in spam... :(

It's on page 84 for me :)

And I like playing with fonts! You should have seen my commercial thread... It was in spam, and I had a lot of creative posts with fun use of colours, indents, fonts and sizes - not to mention actually amusing slogans and stuff. Alas, it got deleted... They do that, in spam... :(

*Sad*

I love fonts, they're neat. I have a friend whose job is actually doing fonts for a company. Just fonts.

The Backrubber
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)


Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.

We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.


Your exact male opposite:
The Vapor Trail


Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.

Though you're not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Peach (RGLM)

CONSIDER: The Playstation (RGSM

*Sad*

I love fonts, they're neat. I have a friend whose job is actually doing fonts for a company. Just fonts.

:)

Fonts can indeed shape a post ;) :p

:)

Fonts can indeed shape a post ;) :p

Of course. But I don't have the patience for most of that. :p