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Hi everybody!

Since it's been at least a year, I thought I'd do this fun thread again. Go to http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test and take the fun "dating personality" test. Post your results, and if you want you can "match" yourself with other NSers based on their results. (With their permission, of course.) We had some fun with this last time. :p

Some things to keep in mind before you start:

It's a little long, so do it when you have at least 10 minutes free.
The test is part of an online dating site. It's a great site, but if you're not interested, just don't do the last optional page of picking a screenname and whatnot. It will still show you your results.
This is just for fun, so don't get mad if you think it's inaccurate or you don't like your results.


Have fun! <3, Ilie

This is where I will list people's results if they aren't matched up with any other NSers.

Ladies
Genghis Khunt - Aelosia, Luipaard
The Battleaxe - Rasselas
The Maid of Honor - Smunkeeville
The Nurse - Damaske, Nadkor
The Peach - Cabra West, Eraeya, Ilie, Snafturi
The Priss - Anti-Social Darwinism, Ladamesansmerci, Whereyouthinkyougoing
The Sonnet - Armistria, Bumboat, Chandelier, Contentiousness, Glitziness, Poliwanacraca, Terrorist Cakes
The Sudden Departure - Darknovae, Grainne Ni Malley, Miss Holy See, Morganatron, Neesika
The Window Shopper - Dakini, Rangerville, WC Imperial Court
The Wild Rose - Aardweasels, Darknovae

Gentlemen
The 5-Night Stand - Arthais101
The Backrubber - Johnny B Goode, Nationalian, RomeW, Silversheen
The Boy Next Door - Agerias, Alexandrian Ptolemais, Arinola, Auman, Fleckenstein, Ifreann, Infinite Revolution, IV Stalin, Kahanistan, Kanabia, Khadgar, Kiryu-Shi, Maineiacs, Mirkai, MrWho, Pure Metal, Radilus IV, Rhursbourg, SaintB, Sel Appa, Siempreciego, Szanth, The Kanelandic Islands, The Metal Horde, The Tribes of Longton, Theoretical Physicists, UN Protectorates, Yootopia
The Gentleman - Almighty America
The Hornivore - Oneiro
The Last Man On Earth - Call to Power, Chunkylover_55, Northern Borders, Spartan Lore, Vittos the City Sacker
The Loverboy - German Nightmare, Glorious Freedonia, Jello Biafra, Roasty, Russian Reversal, Shlarg, THE LOST PLANET
The Manchild - Greater Trostia, Katurkalurkmurkastan, Slaughterhouse Five
The Mixed Messenger - Luporum, Widfarend
The Playboy - OcceanDrive
The Pool Boy - Chumblywumbly, Mikesburg, MrMopar, Pwnageeeee, Pyschotika, Soheran, TJHairball, United Law
The Slow Dancer - Athiesta, Cannon and Shipping Co, Carbandia, Cookesland, Dinaverg, Ginnoria, Gravlen, Hamilay, JuNii, Kyronea, Lerkistan, Nova Polska Prime, Pan-Arab Barronia, Pathetic Romantics, Potarius, Rentsaria, SHAOLIN9, SimNewtonia, Soleichunn, Tarlachia, The Plutonian Empire, Wilgrove
The Vapor Trail - Beekermanc, Dashanzi, Strathcarlie, Telesha

This is where I will list matches made in NSG Heaven. :p

- The Metal Horde and Kiryu-Shi

- Pure Metal and Glitziness (of course)

- Smunkeeville and JuNii, Maineiacs, and Il Ruffino (NSG harem)

- Eraeya and Pyschotika (:D)

- Snafturi and German Nightmare

- Damaske and Arthais101

- Kyronea and Poliwanacraca

- Ilie and Bumboat (<3)

- Gravlen and Ladamesansmerci (good luck)

- Darknovae and imperial isa

- Soheran and Jello Biafra

- RomeW and Rangerville

...and finally, here is my full result:

The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.

You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.

DREAD: The False Messiah. CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door

You are The Sudden Departure.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

Your exact opposite:
The Intern

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer
We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.

:eek:

woo last man on Earth!

who wants to repopulate the species!? :p

I am...*drumroll*...

Boy next door. Given all the options at the start, I could've picked that out as me easily.

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

Ilie - The Peach
;)
How you doin'? :p

You are The Sudden Departure.

:eek:

Don't feel :eek: , I had that result for a long time. I never wrote "F you" as a break-up note, though. ;)

I remember this thread from last year. That's where I met you, Ilie. :D

Alright, let me take the quiz again to see what I get this year. *goes to take quiz*

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

Don't feel :eek: , I had that result for a long time. I never wrote "F you" as a break-up note, though. ;)

You wrote notes? I just change my phone number. :D

I am...*drumroll*...

Boy next door. Given all the options at the start, I could've picked that out as me easily.

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach


;)
How you doin'? :p

Well, hello. :D However, I think you'd better wait and see what Eraeya's results are, don't you? ;)

You wrote notes? I just change my phone number. :D

Good lord woman, I at least tell the guy I'm breaking up with him. One time I did it over IM, granted, but that was many years ago. ;)

Ha ha ha! I am...


The Pool Boy!
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)


Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.


Your exact opposite:
The False Messiah

Deliberate Brutal Love Master

If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.

When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Dirty Little Secret and The Playstation.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Priss

I remember this thread from last year. That's where I met you, Ilie. :D

Alright, let me take the quiz again to see what I get this year. *goes to take quiz*

Yay! Yes, I have fond memories of this thread.

Well, hello. :D However, I think you'd better wait and see what Eraeya's results are, don't you? ;)
:)

Nah, I don't want Psychotika going...uh...psychotik on my ass.

But I'll wait anyway

I wanna know what the Maid of Honor is.

I wanna know what the Maid of Honor is.

I guess you'll have to wait and see if any NSG ladies get that result.

:)

Nah, I don't want Psychotika going...uh...psychotik on my ass.

But I'll wait anyway

Why, are you fighting over her?

woo last man on Earth!

who wants to repopulate the species!? :p

Please post the full description for that result. Pretty please.

Also, I'll almost assuredly get God, so I feel there's no point in taking this test.

Same as last year, and I so saw that coming.

The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf)

Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.

These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.

You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Playboy, The Loverboy

CONSIDER: The Manchild

Please post the full description for that result. Pretty please.

I closed the window with lack of hindsight :(

needless to say it was very bad...

edit: took the thing again for a score

The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)

Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.

Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.

We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.

To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.

here's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Sonnet

CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, The Nymph

Please post the full description for that result. Pretty please.

Also, I'll almost assuredly get God, so I feel there's no point in taking this test.

Oh, humor us. ;)

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)


Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

I'm a Peach, too, it would seem.

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBLM&g=1&o=1&h=190

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master
While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.




ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

Why, are you fighting over her?
Hardly. I have a girlfriend. But we're in the same region (as is Eraeya), and he seems to enjoy hitting me with golf clubs...:confused:

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBLM&g=1&o=1&h=190

I got one! :D

I took it. Had to lie about sexual orientation and age, but that's the website's fault for not putting the correct answers for me on there, and for making me choose instead of just letting me skip it (I put asexual as a description of me in the write-in box things, anyway). Anyway, I don't think it's an accurate description of me, since I'm never going to date anyone, but I was too bored and tired to not take it. Anyway, my result was The Sonnet. (Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer)

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBLM&g=1&o=1&h=190
Until you prove otherwise, that picture is how I shall always imagine you. :D

Yay! Yes, I have fond memories of this thread.
Ahh, yes, good times. We spammed up that last thread REAL good. :p

When I get to the end and click "That's it! You are..." it doesn't load! :mad:

The Mixed Messenger
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDm)


Just...take...the...fucking...flower...darling. The Mixed Messenger apologizes again.

You're looking for love, but you'll always maintain your independence. You're prepared for a real commitment, but it's also likely that you're ambitious, which creates a certain romantic tension and ambivalence within you. So although you can be very affectionate to someone, you are also capable of pulling some dubious shit.


Your exact opposite:
The Playboy

Random Gentle Sex Master

In a relationship, you're usually the emotional leader. With your friends, you're a little bit more part of the pack. You're well-liked but you're not the uninhibited type, so the spotlight's often on someone else. In both social and romantic situations, however, you almost always get what you want. Influencing people is something you do very well.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Playstation, The Peach

CONSIDER: The Priss

:eek:
Lies, all lies..

Ahh, yes, good times. We spammed up that last thread REAL good. :p

I too didn't change.

:(

The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)


Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.

Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.

We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.

To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.


Your exact opposite:
The Gentleman

Deliberate Gentle Love Master

There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Sonnet

CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, The Nymph

:D

Until you prove otherwise, that picture is how I shall always imagine you. :D
You know, that picture actually looks a LOT like him if you switch the brown hair and moustache for black ones. :p

Until you prove otherwise, that picture is how I shall always imagine you. :D

the link doesn't even work when I go on it :rolleyes:

SNIP

:eek: there can be only one!

I too didn't change.

:(
Why :(? Your "sorting" really suits you. Besides, it's a hell lot better of a category to be in than "last man on earth" :p (no offense to you last men, of course.)

Why :(? Your "sorting" really suits you. Besides, it's a hell lot better of a category to be in than "last man on earth" :p (no offense to you last men, of course.)

well, the fact that nothing has changed... the answers were the same...

especially the one about when your last relationship was...


like how they don't have a "never had a relationship" button... :p

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)


Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.


Your exact opposite:
Genghis Khunt

Random Brutal Sex Master

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy


But I'm totally in love with a False Messaiah. I can't help it; I keep thinking I can be the one girl he doesn't break. But even though I've stayed by his side, and he always come back to me, he keeps having these stupid short-term and primarily physical flings with other girls. Stupid boy.

The Nurse
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDf)

Friendly and eager. Sexy in white. You are The Nurse.

Like your male counterpart, The Poolboy, you're a fun and goofy, but giving, friend. You believe that life and love should be taken with a grain of salt. We'll bet you smile a lot, which people find contagious.

If only they knew the reason...the fact is, you spend WAY more time fantasizing than the average girl. While your friends lean desperately towards love, you're chemically biased towards anti-love: sex. You'd never date someone you didn't find immediately kissable.

To maximize satisfaction, you should find someone carefree and sexual, just like you. Avoid Brutal types at all costs. A final bit of advice: experience doesn't matter. You didn't qualify as a Master, and your perfect match need not either. Consider both The Poolboy and The Playboy.

BUT ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The Mixed Messenger




That's actually crazy true. Cool.

Unsurprisingly, I did not change from my previous result:

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMf)

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer
We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.

ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The 5-Night Stand, The Vapor Trail, The Bachelor

CONSIDER: The Gentleman, someone just like you.

The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)


Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.

If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.

When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Dirty Little Secret and The Playstation.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Priss

Your exact opposite:
The False Messiah

Hi everybody!

Since it's been at least a year, I thought I'd do this fun thread again. Go to http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test and take the fun "dating personality" test. Post your results, and if you want you can "match" yourself with other NSers based on their results. (With their permission, of course.) We had some fun with this last time. :p

Some things to keep in mind before you start:

It's a little long, so do it when you have at least 10 minutes free.
The test is part of an online dating site. It's a great site, but if you're not interested, just don't do the last optional page of picking a screenname and whatnot. It will still show you your results.
This is just for fun, so don't get mad if you think it's inaccurate or you don't like your results.


Have fun! <3, Ilie

The Backrubber

Yeah, that's me. :D

The Backrubber

Yeah, that's me. :D

Haha! Cute. :p

i got Random Gentle Love Dreamer, The Boy Next Door. i'm pretty sure i've done this test before and got the same. guess i'm pretty much doomed to be single then, ah well.

The Backrubber

Yeah, that's me. :D

Post a link and/or description, please. I would like to read up on all of the results.

...

So anyway...I match with Smunkee and Terrorist Cakes, huh? Figures. :)

i got Random Gentle Love Dreamer, The Boy Next Door. i'm pretty sure i've done this test before and got the same. guess i'm pretty much doomed to be single then, ah well.

Don't worry, it doesn't mean that at all. In fact, a good guy friend of mine scored the same thing, and he found a girlfriend on this website within 3 weeks. Crazy!

When I get to the end and click "That's it! You are..." it doesn't load! :mad:

I'm sorry, I don't know what happened! OkCupid must have gotten flooded with NSers. I hope you'll try again! :(

So anyway...I match with Smunkee and Terrorist Cakes, huh? Figures. :)

You're a lucky man! :D

I'm sorry, I don't know what happened! OkCupid must have gotten flooded with NSers. I hope you'll try again! :(

I've tried many times already, still nothing!

The Nurse
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDf)


Friendly and eager. Sexy in white. You are The Nurse.

Like your male counterpart, The Poolboy, you're a fun and goofy, but giving, friend. You believe that life and love should be taken with a grain of salt. We'll bet you smile a lot, which people find contagious.


Your exact opposite:
The Battleaxe

Deliberate Brutal Love Master

If only they knew the reason...the fact is, you spend WAY more time fantasizing than the average girl. While your friends lean desperately towards love, you're chemically biased towards anti-love: sex. You'd never date someone you didn't find immediately kissable.

To maximize satisfaction, you should find someone carefree and sexual, just like you. Avoid Brutal types at all costs. A final bit of advice: experience doesn't matter. You didn't qualify as a Master, and your perfect match need not either. Consider both The Poolboy and The Playboy.


BUT ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The Mixed Messenger

yup..the mind is a terrible thing to waste and I use it well.:D

I've tried many times already, still nothing!

I have no idea what it is, it's working for me and other people...try again on another network, maybe? Or tomorrow...

Post a link and/or description, please. I would like to read up on all of the results.

Gotcha, Kyro.

Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.
We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.
Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.
Though you're not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Peach

CONSIDER: The Playstation

We need more poolboys and/or playboys

well, the fact that nothing has changed... the answers were the same...

especially the one about when your last relationship was...


like how they don't have a "never had a relationship" button... :p
Yeah, I was kind of wondering about that too, until this year, I finally realized it was a multiple choice question and you can choose none of them. :p

So anyway...I match with Smunkee and Terrorist Cakes, huh? Figures. :)

me too. funny tho. that their considers doesn't mention my catagory... :confused:

Yeah, I was kind of wondering about that too, until this year, I finally realized it was a multiple choice question and you can choose none of them. :p:confused:

you can leave some blank? :eek:


*runs to retake test*

:confused:

you can leave some blank? :eek:


*runs to retake test*
no no no, just that one questions with the multiple choice answers, I think.

PS. Ilie, I love how you didn't even bother to type out my full name on the first page. :p

You're a lucky man! :D

Aye, though I doubt Smunkee or TC agree with that assessment. :(

JuNii: I don't understand that either...it confuses me.

Do any of the personalities recommend The Slow Dancer?

We need more poolboys and/or playboys

Good point. Do we really need to be 'paired', considering our nature? Can't we all just jump in the pool and splash around a little...

The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDf)

Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.

Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.

You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very selective.

The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You're out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.


"You're never truly single as long as you have yourself."

no no no, just that one questions with the multiple choice answers, I think.

PS. Ilie, I love how you didn't even bother to type out my full name on the first page. :p

Okay, okay, I'll fix it. It's just that everybody knows you as LaDame! I considered shortening Smunkee's name too.

The Wild Rose

Hey, I had that originally! I went from Wild Rose to Sudden Departure to Peach. I guess I'm always evolving...of course, that was over about 3 years.

Okay, okay, I'll fix it. It's just that everybody knows you as LaDame!

As she is the only one who matches with me, you better.
:p

*sobs pitifully*

Okay, okay, I'll fix it. It's just that everybody knows you as LaDame! I considered shortening Smunkee's name too.
oh no no no. I didn't mean anything by it. I was merely commenting.
Hey, I had that originally! I went from Wild Rose to Sudden Departure to Peach. I guess I'm always evolving...of course, that was over about 3 years.
At least you can evolve. Some of us like me and JuNii are stuck with what we have for the rest of our lives. :p

no no no, just that one questions with the multiple choice answers, I think.
err... nope, still the same...

As she is the only one who matches with me, you better.
:p

It's fixed, it's fixed!

oh no no no. I didn't mean anything by it. I was merely commenting.

At least you can evolve. Some of us like me and JuNii are stuck with what we have for the rest of our lives. :p

You guys can evolve, you just haven't. Besides, those are good results! Why would you want to change them?

Smunkeeville - The Maid of Honor
Terrorist Cakes - The Sonnet
Chandelier - The Sonnet


whoot! I got some courting to do! :p

It's fixed, it's fixed!



You guys can evolve, you just haven't. Besides, those are good results! Why would you want to change them?

Woohoo!

I hope I can evolve, because I would hate to love being an entirely clearly speaking and understandably vague Mixed Messenger. See, it is already not taking hold of me.. the power..its....so.......weak!

Hey, I had that originally! I went from Wild Rose to Sudden Departure to Peach. I guess I'm always evolving...of course, that was over about 3 years.

Maybe you will evolve into a Maid of Honour or a Sonnet. ;)

It's been a while since I took that quiz... heh. Wonder if I should take it again...

FINALLY! That took forever!

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
On paper, most would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

Anybody got a link to the previous version?

Woohoo!

I hope I can evolve, because I would hate to love being an entirely clearly speaking and understandably vague Mixed Messenger. See, it is already not taking hold of me.. the power..its....so.......weak!

Mixed Messenger is a little creepy. But, what do I know. :p

Maybe you will evolve into a Maid of Honour or a Sonnet. ;)

Nah, I think I have ended up with a good one. Those two are a little too sappy for me. ;)

FINALLY! That took forever!

Yay! Good for you!

err... nope, still the same...
yeah...it really doesn't make much of a difference.
It's fixed, it's fixed!



You guys can evolve, you just haven't. Besides, those are good results! Why would you want to change them?
Because I don't want to be called a Priss? It makes me sound mean. :(
As she is the only one who matches with me, you better.
:p

*sobs pitifully*
Yes, I'm a rare breed indeed.

Speaking of which, Ilie, I like the system you went with last year better. Maybe you should go back to sorting people by their categories. Just a suggestion.

Good point. Do we really need to be 'paired', considering our nature? Can't we all just jump in the pool and splash around a little...


Well, I was thinking of poolboys and playboys because apparently they're my match. Not for everybody to frolic together :p

Speaking of which, Ilie, I like the system you went with last year better. Maybe you should go back to sorting people by their categories. Just a suggestion.

You know, I'd forgotten about that. What the heck, I'll do it!

Nah, I think I have ended up with a good one. Those two are a little too sappy for me. ;)

Fair enough...fair enough.

You know, all this talk of evolution makes me want to create a Pokemon evolving spoof involving the pictures of the various personalities and the names of people here. If only I had the skills to create such a spoof...

Your results are in!


The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)


Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.


Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

On paper, most would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach


Pretty sure this is what I got last time. Any Maids or Peaches out there?

Well, I was thinking of poolboys and playboys because apparently they're my match. Not for everybody to frolic together :p

Well, what if you have several matches? Why not frolic? I'm more than willing to entertain everyone frolicking together.

I'll get the pool ready.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w162/mikesburg/bolt.gif

Your results are in!


The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)


Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.


Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

On paper, most would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach


Pretty sure this is what I got last time. Any Maids or Peaches out there?
we match :) (kinda)

wanna go to a baseball game?

I'm still boring old Boy Next Door, although I thought I changed a good amount over the last year... The description doesn't match me as well now either. Eh.

Fair enough...fair enough.

You know, all this talk of evolution makes me want to create a Pokemon evolving spoof involving the pictures of the various personalities and the names of people here. If only I had the skills to create such a spoof...

That would be very clever, and cute. I'd definitely be digging that. :)

lol im the last guy on earth sad!!

That would be very clever, and cute. I'd definitely be digging that. :)

Well, it would be simple enough for anyone with any experience working with Photoshop and the like...all you'd have to do is recreate the black and white shfiting between the two images and then the splash of white dots or whatever they're supposed to be...the real key would be integrating the music as well and tying it together as a video clip to toss on Youtube or something.

Sadly, I have neither the skills nor the programs necessary to make it, or else I'd have already done so. :(

we match :) (kinda)

wanna go to a baseball game?

If the Twins are playing, sure. :D

I'm still boring old Boy Next Door, although I thought I changed a good amount over the last year... The description doesn't match me as well now either. Eh.

Well, you have to keep that in mind when answering. For example, I would always get the sudden departure cause I'd answer "yes" to the questions about starting relationships only to end them enthusiastically a few months later, and getting into a relationship already knowing I want out. Yeah, I did do that, in college. That was over 5 years ago though, so I finally decided to start answering "no"...and I got a more accurate result! So, that is the key.

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master
While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.




ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet




Interesting, and quite accurate.

I'm still boring old Boy Next Door, although I thought I changed a good amount over the last year... The description doesn't match me as well now either. Eh.

We match. Wanna get together? ;)

If the Twins are playing, sure. :D

:p sounds fun!

Mixed Messenger is a little creepy. But, what do I know. :p


A little creepy. Yes.

"...although you can be very affectionate to someone, you are also capable of pulling some dubious shit."

I really wonder what matches with MM, because who wants 'dubious shit'?... I stay away from shit like that. As for pulling it...

We match. Wanna get together? ;)

YES

If you want to announce a match for me to post, I need to see it in big letters all flashy, and I need to see that both parties agreed to it. :D

Iam the boy next door. I think this test is crap.

YES

Sounds good. Meet me behind the 7-11. (Bring Bawls, I'll bring mine ;))

Iam the boy next door. I think this test is crap.

Well then you never have to take it again. I promise. ;) Poor baby, were you traumatized?

If you want to announce a match for me to post, I need to see it in big letters all flashy, and I need to see that both parties agreed to it. :D

ME AND KIRYU

ME AND KIRYU

Got it, boys! Have fun! :cool:

Iam the boy next door. I think this test is crap.

No. No, that test is not crap, you are not crap!

Well, my god...

Genghis Khunt
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMf)

We almost called you Brutus the Uterus

But we figured you wouldn't understand, and rightly so. We don't understand either. So you are Genghis Khunt: master of man, bringer of pain--riding your way to conquest after conquest.

Your sexual avarice is legendary. You've already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies.

Your exact opposite:
The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer

Personality-wise, you're carefree and relatively easy-going. You don't plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother. Hence the 'brutal' tag we've given you.

But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you'll be fine. There's nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot.


I am almost ashamed to post this here, but I hold no regrets. I am a free and demanding woman. (But that test was a bit...Male oriented. Of course I know where the clitoris is, for example, I have one, y'know?)

Well, what if you have several matches? Why not frolic? I'm more than willing to entertain everyone frolicking together.

I'll get the pool ready.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w162/mikesburg/bolt.gif

Frolicking for all :D

Frolicking for all :D

Yeah, shoot, if you don't want to match with anybody, you don't gotta!

Your results are in!

The Retard
Stupid Fucking Hopeless Idiot (SFHI)

Slow to pick up on signals, inept in social situations and with an uncanny ability to drive girls away, you are the retard. You're looking for a girlfriend but your neuroses won't allow it - they want you all to themselves.

The next three years will be painful to the point of torturing as you pass over what few opportunities you're presented. Get used to it though, cos this is how you're gonna be for a long time. You're dull-wittedness with the opposite sex and highly geeky nature present an outward appearance of shyness coupled with a complex interior, when actually you're just quite, quite boring. Inexperience may be a factor, although you may have lucked out in the past and come across some fairly dominant women who take a brief interest before moving on.

Your exact opposite:
The Competent Human Being
Interesting Witty Attractive Intellectual

At first, potential partners take quite an interest in you, especially when you're both kinda drunk. Eventually they'll find someone else to drunkenly hook up with but whatever, you've got some time. You'll get some action and eventually probably find someone but boy, are you gonna be lonely before that.

Retards don't generally change - they just meet other retards and, over a period of some time, eventually manage to mumble to each other that you might be less lonely if you just got it together. Retards are perfectly fine at holding friendships so you'll always have someone to talk to. Just no-one to love.

ALWAYS AVOID: Anyone the voices in your head don't like

CONSIDER: Coming out of your goddamn shell once in a while and having some confidence.

Hmm, strangely accurate that.

I don't have much of a choice. Damn unconscious conformism!!! :p

Your results are in!

The Retard
Stupid Fucking Hopeless Idiot (SFHI)

Slow to pick up on signals, inept in social situations and with an uncanny ability to drive girls away, you are the retard. You're looking for a girlfriend but your neuroses won't allow it - they want you all to themselves.

The next three years will be painful to the point of torturing as you pass over what few opportunities you're presented. Get used to it though, cos this is how you're gonna be for a long time. You're dull-wittedness with the opposite sex and highly geeky nature present an outward appearance of shyness coupled with a complex interior, when actually you're just quite, quite boring. Inexperience may be a factor, although you may have lucked out in the past and come across some fairly dominant women who take a brief interest before moving on.

You're exact opposite:
The Competent Human Being
Interesting Witty Attractive Intellectual

At first, potential partners take quite an interest in you, especially when you're both kinda drunk. Eventually they'll find someone else to drunkenly hook up with but whatever, you've got some time. You'll get some action and eventually probably find someone but boy, are you gonna be lonely before that.

Retards don't generally change - they just meet other retards and, over a period of some time, eventually manage to mumble to each other that you might be less lonely if you just got it together. Retards are perfectly fine at holding friendships so you'll always have someone to talk to. Just no-one to love.

ALWAYS AVOID: Anyone the voices in your head don't like

CONSIDER: Coming out of your goddamn shell once in a while and having some confidence.

Hmm, strangely accurate that.

Hang on...that's not a result. ;) Very clever.

What makes OkCupid so awesome is the underlying romantic analysis we perform. Every question delicately modifies a sophisticated multidimensional measure of your personality. Would you rather get caught masturbating by your mother or father?

Lol i love the setup for that question haha.

I ammmm:

The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)


Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.


Your exact opposite:
The Billy Goat

Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach

Got it, boys! Have fun! :cool:

WHOO!

Well, my god...

Genghis Khunt

I am almost ashamed to post this here, but I hold no regrets. I am a free and demanding woman. (But that test was a bit...Male oriented. Of course I know where the clitoris is, for example, I have one, y'know?)

Hey, be proud! It's kind of an awesome result. :cool:

Frolicking for all :D

suits optional..

So...Maids of Honor...Sonnets...

*winks*

Come on...whaddaya say? A game of billiards? Perhaps you'd like to show me just how well you can handle your own eh?

Of course...you could always go for the guys that break your heart...

WHOO!

:D

So, as a Slow Dancer, I am willing to match with those who I am supposed to consider...Maids of Honour...Sonnets...even Peaches if they're willing.

Hang on...that's not a result. ;) Very clever.
Meh, it's more accurate than the boy next door answer I'd get for the third year running. I'm fucking sick of this boy next door bollocks.

[/anger]

suits optional..

You guys can go around nekkid, fine, but I won't be :p

So, as a Slow Dancer, I am willing to match with those who I am supposed to consider...Maids of Honour...Sonnets...even Peaches if they're willing.

You know, it's not cool to just put out an open call. Pick somebody you like and have the balls to ask them if they want to match with you, eh? You may suffer rejection, but that's not so bad. At least it's not RL... :D

The Boy Next Door

Meh, it's more accurate than the boy next door answer I'd get for the third year running. I'm fucking sick of this boy next door bollocks.

[/anger]

So, is that your real result? The Boy Next Door?

Yup. Still the Pool Boy. I'm just too nice to people.

Yup. Still the Pool Boy. I'm just too nice to people.

Aw, it's sweet. <3

So, is that your real result? The Boy Next Door?Probably, I've no particular desire to confirm my suspicions. I hate the desciption as it basically says 'you're a fucktard' in a slightly less succinct format.

Oh damn, Am I the only Khunt around?

I feel like a dirty whore already.

<snip>

now that is what mine should have said.

You guys can go around nekkid, fine, but I won't be :p

suuurrree...

I'll bring some drinks :p

You know, it's not cool to just put out an open call. Pick somebody you like and have the balls to ask them if they want to match with you, eh? You may suffer rejection, but that's not so bad. At least it's not RL... :D

How bout you then, Ilie?

Match with me!

Probably, I've no particular desire to confirm my suspicions. I hate the desciption as it basically says 'you're a fucktard' in a slightly less succinct format.

Maybe you should try taking it again, if you hate that result so much. I'm sure there's something you can do to change it up...and if it doesn't change, you can just not tell us that you retook it.

Cannon and Shipping Co's CEO is.... a Slow Dancer, No surprise there.

suuurrree...

I'll bring some drinks :p

You'd probably be unconscious (and very poor) by the time I was drunk enough to even consider getting naked :p

ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach

Aww Nymph sounds like fun, and The Window Shopper, not so much. But bring on the Peach

Oh damn, Am I the only Khunt around?

I feel like a dirty whore already.

I'm sure another one will wander in eventually. If they dare to post their results. ;)

Meh, it's more accurate than the boy next door answer I'd get for the third year running. I'm fucking sick of this boy next door bollocks.

[/anger]

yeh, you and me both. it's such a condescending description, winds me up no end.

You know, it's not cool to just put out an open call. Pick somebody you like and have the balls to ask them if they want to match with you, eh? You may suffer rejection, but that's not so bad. At least it's not RL... :D

The only matches thus far are no longer on.

Bah...it's pointless anyway.

Aw, it's sweet. <3
The really good part is that I have operated and maintained pools in the past, and I'm going to finally get my NSPF pool operator certification next week. :D

Oh damn, Am I the only Khunt around?

I feel like a dirty whore already.

Its alright, I am the only Mixed Messenger around these parts, and I 'pull some dubious shit'. If that isn't dirty, then you are right.

How bout you then, Ilie?

Match with me!

Oh my, I didn't expect that!

Well, while I appreciate the offer, I feel obligated as the thread creator to be neutral for a while and allow my thread-subjects to mingle amongst themselves. It wouldn't be right of me to start stealing people right away, now would it? :D

Ask me again in a day or two if you don't see anybody else you like. ;)

*waits for a worthy suitor*

*waits for a worthy suitor*

*pulls a chair up for smunkeeville to sit on*

Good luck with that.

Oh, yes, while you're taking tests on OKCupid, you as NationStaters might like the "How Revised is Your History? (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=5334712624177634762)" test.

Just be warned that it's on the tough side.

suuurrree...

I'll bring some drinks :p

This is turning out to be a fine pool party!

Oh, yes, while you're taking tests on OKCupid, you as NationStaters might like the "How Revised is Your History? (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=5334712624177634762)" test.

Just be warned that it's on the tough side.

Danger! Danger!
Attempted Threadjack!
Warning! Warning!
:eek:

Oh, yes, while you're taking tests on OKCupid, you as NationStaters might like the "How Revised is Your History? (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=5334712624177634762)" test.

Just be warned that it's on the tough side.

Make it a new thread, baby. We'll have some fun with it!

*waits for a worthy suitor*

Hi. We match. Am I worthy in your eyes, Smunkee?

*sets up massage table, lights scented candles and makes sure all the oils are in place.*

>.>

<.<

any Peaches, Sonnets, and Maids of Honor being plagued by backaches? muscle cramps? or just plain tired?

*sets up massage table, lights scented candles and makes sure all the oils are in place.*

>.>

<.<

any Peaches, Sonnets, and Maids of Honor being plagued by backaches? muscle cramps? or just plain tired?

Funny you should say that, my back is killing me right now...

I got "The Boy Next Door". I think it's mostly accurate, except I don't think I'll be giving little kids back rubs when I'm older. Of course, I've never been in a relationship, so it might not be accurate.

*sets up massage table, lights scented candles and makes sure all the oils are in place.*

>.>

<.<

any Peaches, Sonnets, and Maids of Honor being plagued by backaches? muscle cramps? or just plain tired?

My right shoulder is kind of stiff.

*checks list again*

Whatever, I really need to have it loosened up.

You'd probably be unconscious (and very poor) by the time I was drunk enough to even consider getting naked :p

Naw..

But wouldn't it be nice to feel free and not have to worry about constantly pulling that wedgie out?

Oh well, I am an attention whore anyways. :D

Oh, yes, while you're taking tests on OKCupid, you as NationStaters might like the "How Revised is Your History? (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=5334712624177634762)" test.

Just be warned that it's on the tough side.

This test fails on question 40:
"40. Facism was a reaction to which movement?"

This test fails on question 40:
"40. Facism was a reaction to which movement?"

The revolutionary technology of plastic surgery?

*waits for a worthy suitor*

*pulls a chair up for smunkeeville to sit on*

Good luck with that.



Well, she's mine for the duration of one baseball game.

This test fails on question 40:
"40. Facism was a reaction to which movement?"
Spelling is trivial. Take it here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12622130#post12622130), though, poliwonks that NS is full of, we will get sidetracked if we stay in this thread.

Funny you should say that, my back is killing me right now...
The bathrobe is behind the screen, please change and lie down on the table, face down please... oh, and your preference? Hard, Soft, Deep Tissue, Hot Rocks...

*waits for a worthy suitor*
After Ilie, feel free to hop on while you wait. :cool:

My right shoulder is kind of stiff.

*checks list again*

Whatever, I really need to have it loosened up.

if no one's after smunkee...

The bathrobe is behind the screen, please change and lie down on the table, face down please... oh, and your preference? Hard, Soft, Deep Tissue, Hot Rocks...


After Ilie, feel free to hop on while you wait. :cool:



if no one's after smunkee...

Sweet. I'll take it pretty intense, but not so much as to be deep tissue. I heard people have suffered from internal bleeding from that...:eek:

if no one's after smunkee...

Eh? I do not understand, nor like, those three ominous watchamajigs that you placed there at the end of your statement...

The bathrobe is behind the screen, please change and lie down on the table, face down please... oh, and your preference? Hard, Soft, Deep Tissue, Hot Rocks...


After Ilie, feel free to hop on while you wait. :cool:



if no one's after smunkee...
I wish you really were giving out massages...I could use one...

Sweet. I'll take it pretty intense, but not so much as to be deep tissue. I heard people have suffered from internal bleeding from that...:eek:
obviously they went to amatures.

but don't worry, there will be no bleeding... internal or otherwise.

*puts baseball bat back into closet*

so... shall we begin! :p

obviously they went to amatures.

but don't worry, there will be no bleeding... internal or otherwise.

*puts baseball bat back into closet*

so... shall we begin! :p

I bet somebody here would like a massage with a baseball bat.

And I second the previous poster, this is just reminding me of how sad I am to not really have anybody around to give me a back rub. :(

I bet somebody here would like a massage with a baseball bat.


Innuendo!

*flees*

Naw..

You seriously underestimate how much I can drink :p

But wouldn't it be nice to feel free and not have to worry about constantly pulling that wedgie out?

That's not really a major problem anyway...

Oh well, I am an attention whore anyways. :D

Well, so are most people on NSG :D with a few exceptions...myself, and a few others

You use it like a rolling pin. Mmm. I could use one of those massages right now.

This thread is losing ground to children's T.V!

Quick, someone new come in here and take the test..
*smuggles truckloads across the border*

Smunkee, seeing as how you're in my "Beautiful as the Dawn" list...ok, it's really the "perfect" match list given by the site...

What do you say?

I mean, I've already seen pics of your kids. They're beautiful kids, and oddly enough, I've not seen a pic of you, though if the kids are any indication, I'd say you're in your own class, no?

So, you and me, an intraweb lifetime of happiness?

Oh, yes, while you're taking tests on OKCupid, you as NationStaters might like the "How Revised is Your History? (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=5334712624177634762)" test.

Just be warned that it's on the tough side.

Knowing

You've got a pretty good idea of what's going on. You know what's up, who did it, and when.

Mmmm. Live the revolution, baby.





My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on enlightenment


So, I'm really smart too, ladies. :D

I bet somebody here would like a massage with a baseball bat.

And I second the previous poster, this is just reminding me of how sad I am to not really have anybody around to give me a back rub. :(

Hey, if we get that Meetup and it happens to be in Philly and you do drive up, I could give you one. I give one hell of a massage (or so I hear, I don't actually know how I do, I can't give them to myself). Kinda creepy, I know, but it's what I strive for.

I bet somebody here would like a massage with a baseball bat.

And I second the previous poster, this is just reminding me of how sad I am to not really have anybody around to give me a back rub. :( and I wish I could give Massages... I need to practice more...

but no partner to practice on... :(

You use it like a rolling pin. Mmm. I could use one of those massages right now.... yeah... like a rolling pin... exactly :p

if no one's after smunkee...

If she wants you after I take her to that baseball game, fine, but until then BACK OFF!!!! [j/k]

So, I'm really smart too, ladies. :D
wait a minute. my test says "You've been paying some attention in class. Unfortunately, you still have many misconceptions you need to work through...

You are but an unwitting pawn on the board of history."

And yet,
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on enlightenment.

So I must ask, how dumb are 18-year-old girls who take this test if my sad little score gets a 99-percentile? :confused:

wait a minute. my test says "You've been paying some attention in class. Unfortunately, you still have many misconceptions you need to work through...

You are but an unwitting pawn on the board of history."

And yet,
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on enlightenment.

So I must ask, how dumb are 18-year-old girls who take this test if my sad little score gets a 99-percentile? :confused:

I think if you don't fill in the bit about details fully then you just get 99%.

Peach. I guess that's good? Sounds alot like GGG.

Hey, if we get that Meetup and it happens to be in Philly and you do drive up, I could give you one. I give one hell of a massage (or so I hear, I don't actually know how I do, I can't give them to myself). Kinda creepy, I know, but it's what I strive for.

Shoot, that's great. Thanks!

Smunkee, seeing as how you're in my "Beautiful as the Dawn" list...ok, it's really the "perfect" match list given by the site...

What do you say?

I mean, I've already seen pics of your kids. They're beautiful kids, and oddly enough, I've not seen a pic of you, though if the kids are any indication, I'd say you're in your own class, no?

So, you and me, an intraweb lifetime of happiness?

Smunkee, do you accept Tarlachia's offer?

D'oh, she's offline. I guess you'll have to wait to find out! :(

I have dp'd and can't dip it on my cell phone browser. :mad:
Edit: fixed.:)

You seriously underestimate how much I can drink :p


Sure, but who said I would be drinking? I like to watch ;)
Drunk people amuse me.

Smunkee, do you accept Tarlachia's offer?

D'oh, she's offline. I guess you'll have to wait to find out! :(

I am patient.

*eyes the online/offline indicator like a hawk*

Sure, but who said I would be drinking? I like to watch ;)
Drunk people amuse me.

Drinking on my own is no fun. You'd need to be drinking, too.

I think if you don't fill in the bit about details fully then you just get 99%.
Ahh, that makes more sense now. Thank you.

Drinking on my own is no fun. You'd need to be drinking, too.

I bet some of them poolboys would be drinking. But I'll probably throw down a few. Peer pressure and all that...

I bet some of them poolboys would be drinking. But I'll probably throw down a few. Peer pressure and all that...

Damn straight some of those poolboys are drinking!

*applies peer pressure*

Now where did I leave my funnel...?

The Window Shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDf)

Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.

You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come.

Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.

Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.


BEWARE: The Hornivore

CONSIDER: The Gentleman, The Loverboy, The Boy Next Door

I bet some of them poolboys would be drinking.
Sure thing. So bottoms up, Nadkor!

Ok, I'm a "Slow Dancer"

This is the third time I've attempted to post to this thread. Both of my previous posts were blocked subject to "Mod approval." Why is this?! I've registered. To my knowledge, I've done nothing to in any way violate any forum rules. I've received notification stating that I should have full privileges... why am I being denied them? :mad: :headbang:

Ok, I'm a "Slow Dancer"

This is the third time I've attempted to post to this thread. Both of my previous posts were blocked subject to "Mod approval." Why is this?! I've registered. To my knowledge, I've done nothing to in any way violate any forum rules. I've received notification stating that I should have full privileges... why am I being denied them? :mad: :headbang:
It's a bug with Jolt's spamfilter. Sorry.

Ok, I'm a "Slow Dancer"

This is the third time I've attempted to post to this thread. Both of my previous posts were blocked subject to "Mod approval." Why is this?! I've registered. To my knowledge, I've done nothing to in any way violate any forum rules. I've received notification stating that I should have full privileges... why am I being denied them? :mad: :headbang:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=511850

The Slow Dancer (Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer)

Last man on earth FTW!!!!! Or at least thats what i came out as!

I am apparently the boy next door.

I am patient.

*eyes the online/offline indicator like a hawk*

Hey, I called Smunkee already! We're going to a baseball game.

Hey, I called Smunkee already! We're going to a baseball game.

You may have called her first, but the ultimate decision is up to her, no?

I like a woman who can think for herself. *nods*

I am

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

You may have called her first, but the ultimate decision is up to her, no?

I like a woman who can think for herself. *nods*

Find your own woman to stal--I mean harr-- I mean talk to in a gentlemanly manner. ;)

The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer

Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.

If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.

Yeah, like I'm going to take advice from a random quiz on the Internet....

I am apparently "The Sonnet." The description only somewhat suits me, but given the number of sonnets I've written over the years, I consider my title apropos just the same. :)

Yeah, like I'm going to take advice from a random quiz on the Internet....
Bear in mind, "enough" is a relative term.

Slow Dancer. Not going to bother with the copy & paste, it's come up enough times in this thread anyhow. Don't be lazy. :p

The description about fits, too.

:cool:
Yess!
Your results are in!


The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf)


Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.

These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.


Your exact opposite:
The Playstation

Random Gentle Sex Master

You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Playboy, The Loverboy

CONSIDER: The Manchild
:cool:

The Mixed Messenger
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDm)


Just...take...the...fucking...flower...darling. The Mixed Messenger apologizes again.

You're looking for love, but you'll always maintain your independence. You're prepared for a real commitment, but it's also likely that you're ambitious, which creates a certain romantic tension and ambivalence within you. So although you can be very affectionate to someone, you are also capable of pulling some dubious shit.


Your exact opposite:
The Playboy

Random Gentle Sex Master

In a relationship, you're usually the emotional leader. With your friends, you're a little bit more part of the pack. You're well-liked but you're not the uninhibited type, so the spotlight's often on someone else. In both social and romantic situations, however, you almost always get what you want. Influencing people is something you do very well.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Playstation, The Peach

CONSIDER: The Priss

Makes sense.

i will never know as they never heard of Perth Western Australia

The Window Shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDf)


Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.

You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come.


Your exact opposite:
The Stiletto

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.

Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.


BEWARE: The Hornivore

CONSIDER: The Gentleman, The Loverboy, The Boy Next Door

Gah, i cant answer some of these questions! How do i describe my body? Well all the options that mean you might actually have a chest make you sound fat, but thats just not true :(. Does full-figured sound fat?


edit: And how many people have i kissed????? How the feck should i know!!

Gah, i cant answer some of these questions! How do i describe my body? Well all the options that mean you might actually have a chest make you sound fat, but thats just not true :(. Does full-figured sound fat?


edit: And how many people have i kissed????? How the feck should i know!!

what about i'am *** part
i used words i think i'am an they would not take them so i used --- to fill it in

Oh god, im not sure i like mine.....

Genghis Khunt
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMf)

We almost called you Brutus the Uterus and attached this picture:



But we figured you wouldn't understand, and rightly so. We don't understand either. So you are Genghis Khunt: master of man, bringer of pain--riding your way to conquest after conquest.

Your sexual avarice is legendary. You've already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies.

Your exact opposite:
The Sonnet

Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer
Personality-wise, you're carefree and relatively easy-going. You don't plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother. Hence the 'brutal' tag we've given you.

But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you'll be fine. There's nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot.


AVOID: The Slow Dancer
CONSIDER: The 5-Night Stand, The Hornivore, The Playboy

The Boy Next Door

I am apparently "The Sonnet." The description only somewhat suits me, but given the number of sonnets I've written over the years, I consider my title apropos just the same. :)

Hello there. :)

As I am a Slow Dancer, we match up. Care to make it official?

The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master


Ooooh... Imma Love Master...:D

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.
Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

On paper, most would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

once again... for, like, the millionth time...... at least i'm consistent :P

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
On paper, most would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach


Unpleasantly accurate :(

I ended up as The Boy Next Door.

I am a Loverboy. I have to be careful of The Nymph but I would be a great catch for The Peach or the Window Shopper.

Hello there. :)

As I am a Slow Dancer, we match up. Care to make it official?

Heh, sure. I don't know what being a Slow Dancer entails, but I like dancing, so I'll take it. :)

*wraps Ilie in a warm blanket*

Next?

only Sonnets, Maids of Honor and Peaches can get a massage from me!

Heh, sure. I don't know what being a Slow Dancer entails, but I like dancing, so I'll take it. :)

psst...

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)


Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

The Boy Next Door


How boring.

Boy next door

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

*shrugs*

The Backrubber
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSDm)


Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.

We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.


Your exact opposite:
The Vapor Trail

Random Brutal Love Master

Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.

Though you're not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Peach

CONSIDER: The Playstation

well I guess I'm The Sudden Departure

http://www.okcupid.com/oktest3?describe=The+Sudden+Departure+%28RBLM%29&score=25


By the way, I've returned after a very very long absence.

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
On paper, most would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

---

I want to bitch and complain really quickly -

No, I'm a tough guy and no - I hope I don't seem creepy 0o

How the hell do you finish the test? It won't accept any of the "original" adjectives I provide.

*grumbles*

How the hell do you finish the test? It won't accept any of the "original" adjectives I provide.

*grumbles*

just put ----- in the boxs thats what i did then i find out they don't knew Perth WA

How the hell do you finish the test? It won't accept any of the "original" adjectives I provide.

*grumbles*

I didn't even answer them. Nor any of the other "fill in the blanks" they had. Same result.

I didn't even answer them. Nor any of the other "fill in the blanks" they had. Same result.

I'm seeing if Imperial Isa's tactic works. My result is sitting on "loading" for the past couple of minutes. Seems they don't want to give me results.

*continues grumbling*

Same results as last year ;)

*grumble*

Need more Maids of Honor, Sonnets and Peaches...

*grumble*

Need more Maids of Honor, Sonnets and Peaches...

I'm a sonnet.

*grumble*

Need more Maids of Honor, Sonnets and Peaches...

Or more Kiryu's ;)

I'm a sonnet.

wanna massage? :p

*grumble*

Need more Maids of Honor, Sonnets and Peaches...

Seconded.

wanna massage? :p

No thanks.:)

*grumble*

Need more Maids of Honor, Sonnets and Peaches...

No, no, no. We need a Playstation.

Needs moar cowbell.

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy

Me :)

Hey Ilie, how bout now (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12622037&postcount=139)?

Hey Ilie, how bout now (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12622037&postcount=139)?

err my minds blank to what to say to this

I got Mr. Asshole

The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMm)

Don't ever marry, you're The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.

The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There's one thing you want, one sole need.

Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It's unlikely you're driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.

For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.Oh dear... appearantly I need a Ghengis Khunt.

No thanks.:)
:(
The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy

Me :)
now.... if I could only forget that you're with PM... :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

no good... still remembers....


Hey Smunkee! wanna massage!

:(

now.... if I could only forget that you're with PM... :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

no good... still remembers....


Hey Smunkee! wanna massage!

Heh, sorry! :P :fluffle:

:(


Sorry.:(

Human contact scares me though, even if it's just the thought of it. Any massages I've had in real life have hurt me. I'm too sensitive.:(

Slow dancer..Yea, that fits me just right. Just ask those that I am close to.:)

Or more Kiryu's ;)

:D

Sorry.:(

Human contact scares me though, even if it's just the thought of it. Any massages I've had in real life have hurt me. I'm too sensitive.:(

... Zen massage? :D

I understand. I'm so ticklish...


er...


nevermind... I didn't say anything...

Hey Smunkee! wanna massage!
only if it's of the Zen variety.

oh, and I picked up that cartoon thingy.....that really is my daughter in animated form. :p

boy next door:eek:

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
On paper, most would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with boys. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.

..So. Anyone want a backrub?

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)


Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.


Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.




ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

err my minds blank to what to say to this

Why?

Ah, I remember. I'd be the Slow Dancer. And TC my Sonnet. ;)