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Ilie
10-05-2007, 23:50
You could of course TG your address or something like that.

Fine. TGs for everybody. Sheesh.
Eraeya
10-05-2007, 23:52
Fine. TGs for everybody. Sheesh.

Sorry... *makes a puppy face*
Ilie
10-05-2007, 23:54
Sorry... *makes a puppy face*

Aw girl, don't make that puppy face, you're too far away for me to tackle you to the ground and fix it. :cool:
Dinaverg
10-05-2007, 23:54
Fine. TGs for everybody. Sheesh.

Everybody? ;)
Utracia
10-05-2007, 23:59
I give up! The test refuses to give me the answer, always comes up with an error message. I will assume I have something like "Boy Next Door" given my pretty prudish answers. ;)
Ilie
11-05-2007, 00:00
Everybody? ;)

Yes, check it.
Ilie
11-05-2007, 00:01
I give up! The test refuses to give me the answer, always comes up with an error message. I will assume I have something like "Boy Next Door" given my pretty prudish answers. ;)

I'm not surprised, they just gave the site a total overhaul and lots of things are messing up right now.
Utracia
11-05-2007, 00:04
I'm not surprised, they just gave the site a total overhaul and lots of things are messing up right now.

Figures. And I actually started to care what the answer might be. :(
OcceanDrive
11-05-2007, 00:09
Yes, check it.ok I will. :D
Ilie
11-05-2007, 00:12
ok I will. :D

Who the heck are you? Dude, not really everybody.

Seriously, tell us something about yourself. :cool:
Eraeya
11-05-2007, 00:14
Who the heck are you? Dude, not really everybody.

Seriously, tell us something about yourself. :cool:

Yes please do. *puts on secretary glasses and sits on the tip of her chair*
Ilie
11-05-2007, 00:16
Yes please do. *puts on secretary glasses and sits on the tip of her chair*

*finds her glasses and shuffles some papers, then looks up expectantly*
Imperial isa
11-05-2007, 00:18
who is isa
well
They called me the Leather Apron
They called me the smiling Jack
They prayed to the heavens above
That I would never ever come back
I'm the Blood Red Sandman coming home :p
Eraeya
11-05-2007, 00:19
who is isa
well
They called me the Leather Apron
They called me the smiling Jack
They prayed to the heavens above
That I would never ever come back
I'm the Blood Red Sandman coming home :p

0O

I thought you were just an Aussie?
Ilie
11-05-2007, 00:21
0O

I thought you were just an Aussie?

Yeah, wtf?
Eraeya
11-05-2007, 00:24
Those Aussies can really through you a curve every now and then can't they? :p

I could make a bad boomerang joke now, but I won't.
Utracia
11-05-2007, 00:25
0O

I thought you were just an Aussie?

Those Aussies can really through you a curve every now and then can't they? :p
Imperial isa
11-05-2007, 00:32
Yeah, wtf?
you know why
0O

I thought you were just an Aussie?
Blood Red Sandman by
Lordi A Finnish band who won 2006 Eurovision Song Contest

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkw4jhDE1eQ
Ilie
11-05-2007, 00:36
you know why

Blood Red Sandman by
Lordi A Finnish band who won 2006 Eurovision Song Contest

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkw4jhDE1eQ

Ah yes, Lordi, thanks for the youtube clip btw. Very enlightening.
Imperial isa
11-05-2007, 00:37
Ah yes, Lordi, thanks for the youtube clip btw. Very enlightening.

*tips cup*
Eraeya
11-05-2007, 00:43
Is it too dirty? :p

It's too lame -_-
Utracia
11-05-2007, 00:44
I could make a bad boomerang joke now, but I won't.

Is it too dirty? :p
Ilie
11-05-2007, 00:48
Is it too dirty? :p

It's not that dirty, time-traveller. I knew a guy whose equipment was curved like the top part of a hanger. I have NO idea how he is able to reproduce, or even if he can cause he moved away halfway through college.
Mikesburg
11-05-2007, 00:53
It's not that dirty, time-traveller. I knew a guy whose equipment was curved like the top part of a hanger. I have NO idea how he is able to reproduce, or even if he can cause he moved away halfway through college.

Like a coathanger?!


*puzzles over imagery*


Could he use it to pop open a lock in a locked and running vehicle, because that would be handy.
Utracia
11-05-2007, 00:55
It's too lame -_-

ah, well then. I guess I'll thank you for sparing us. :p

It's not that dirty, time-traveller. I knew a guy whose equipment was curved like the top part of a hanger. I have NO idea how he is able to reproduce, or even if he can cause he moved away halfway through college.

Ah. Well its nice to be different. ;)
RomeW
11-05-2007, 07:02
-snip-
*waves*

Scratch that...I thought I had a match...I am so embarassed...:S

Well, at least the both of us can wallow in our disappointment together...misery likes company, doesn't it?
Ilie
11-05-2007, 14:38
Like a coathanger?!


*puzzles over imagery*


Could he use it to pop open a lock in a locked and running vehicle, because that would be handy.

Unknown, never saw him in action like that.
Imperial isa
11-05-2007, 14:56
i'm giving it one more go
Eraeya
11-05-2007, 14:57
i'm giving it one more go

Yay!
Imperial isa
11-05-2007, 14:59
Yay!

it don't work this tiem i'am starting who needs a dating persona Club
Neo Art
11-05-2007, 15:06
it don't work this tiem i'am starting who needs a dating persona Club

you could just......give your answers to someone else to input for you and find out the results...
Ilie
11-05-2007, 18:56
you could just......give your answers to someone else to input for you and find out the results...

Yeah, I'll do it for you Isa. Just TG me or whatever your answers and I'll put them in for you. <3
The Tribes Of Longton
11-05-2007, 19:08
Does this thread give real life advice or just let NSers eHook-up?
Ilie
11-05-2007, 19:23
Does this thread give real life advice or just let NSers eHook-up?

If you need real-life advice, I will do my darnedest to help you, sweetpea. What is up?
Imperial isa
11-05-2007, 19:27
Yeah, I'll do it for you Isa. Just TG me or whatever your answers and I'll put them in for you. <3

err i'll think on it
Ilie
11-05-2007, 19:28
err i'll think on it

Okay. :)
Imperial isa
11-05-2007, 19:33
Okay. :)

just a warning i try not to recall most of my past
Ilie
11-05-2007, 19:34
just a warning i try not to recall most of my past

I'll sign a confidentiality agreement if you like. ;) I have to do that for all my real clients.
The Tribes Of Longton
11-05-2007, 19:41
If you need real-life advice, I will do my darnedest to help you, sweetpea. What is up?
Actually thinking about it, it's kinda retarded and something I should be able to fix on my own. I think I'll save you from my ineptitudes for today, thanks for the offer though.
Imperial isa
11-05-2007, 20:03
I'll sign a confidentiality agreement if you like. ;) I have to do that for all my real clients.

ok
Pyschotika
11-05-2007, 20:05
I'll sign a confidentiality agreement if you like. ;) I have to do that for all my real clients.

What is it do you do for a job anyways?
JuNii
11-05-2007, 20:26
just a warning i try not to recall most of my past

and that's why God made Video cameras... :D
Imperial isa
11-05-2007, 20:39
and that's why God made Video cameras... :D

most of my past was not nice lkie seen a gun to my moms head
so that right not funny
JuNii
11-05-2007, 20:49
most of my past was not nice lkie seen a gun to my moms head
so that right not funny

You're right. Apologies. :(

But on a positive note, what you did experience can be used to help others in similar situations.
Szanth
11-05-2007, 20:56
The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)


Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.


Your exact male opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph (DBSD)

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), The Peach (RGLM)
Imperial isa
11-05-2007, 21:07
You're right. Apologies. :(
you did not know
But on a positive note, what you did experience can be used to help others in similar situations
have sometimes if it happen in my life too
Insert Quip Here
11-05-2007, 21:09
Well, I haven't done the test, but basically, bad skin, bad breath, and bad intentions.
Ifreann
11-05-2007, 21:11
Well, I haven't done the test, but basically, bad skin, bad breath, and bad intentions.
Sounds like a last man on earth.
Snafturi
11-05-2007, 21:20
Sounds like a last man on earth.

Personality goes a long way.
Proggresica
11-05-2007, 21:21
The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)


Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

Same.
SHAOLIN9
11-05-2007, 21:25
I'm a slow dancer also. Looking for a maid of Honour or a Sonnet to match!

*Looks at list on 1st page*

o Smunkee....*puppy dog eyes*!!!!:fluffle:
Whereyouthinkyougoing
11-05-2007, 22:02
Sounds like a last man on earth.check your TGs! Quip already did, so right now, you're behind him. ;p
Ilie
11-05-2007, 22:03
Actually thinking about it, it's kinda retarded and something I should be able to fix on my own. I think I'll save you from my ineptitudes for today, thanks for the offer though.

Oh, come on. TG me if you have to, now I'm really curious.
Ilie
11-05-2007, 22:07
ok

What, you seriously want me to do that? How about this...I solemnly swear to not share your answers with anyone, upon pain of being dogged by NSG trolls.

What is it do you do for a job anyways?

Basically, I visit first-time parents in their homes on a regular basis to help them with all sorts of things having to do with being a new parent. I guess it's like having a personal parenting help guide. We offer our services to ALL first-time parents in the area, but not everybody qualifies or opts for home visiting. Optimally, I'll see a parent when they're still pregnant and work with them until the child is 5 years old. It rarely happens that way, but it's nice when it does. Our main purpose is child abuse prevention and school readiness.
Ilie
11-05-2007, 22:13
check your TGs! Quip already did, so right now, you're behind him. ;p

TGs checked, directions followed. At your service. :)
Whereyouthinkyougoing
11-05-2007, 22:15
TGs checked, directions followed. At your service. :)I saw. :)

And I'm still so totally not a priss. Pshaw.
Gravlen
11-05-2007, 22:20
Is this an amusing thread? It sure is long...
SHAOLIN9
11-05-2007, 22:21
Is this an amusing thread? It sure is long...

It's not long....it's a typical thread.....consists of 2 parts:

1. The OP
2. whatever's on the last page

*nods*
;)
Soleichunn
11-05-2007, 22:23
I stopped reading after page 34 or so.

Anything interesting said?
Imperial isa
11-05-2007, 22:27
What, you seriously want me to do that? How about this...I solemnly swear to not share your answers with anyone, upon pain of being dogged by NSG trolls.

fine
see what you have about me in say a week
Ilie
11-05-2007, 22:29
fine
see what you have about me in say a week

Deal. :)
Ilie
11-05-2007, 22:31
Is this an amusing thread? It sure is long...

Sure, you should participate. :cool: Have you found anybody to match up with?
SaintB
11-05-2007, 22:34
55 pages? yikes... I'm on like page 14 somewheres...
Cookesland
11-05-2007, 22:35
55 pages? yikes... I'm on like page 14 somewheres...

lol me too

wow there's alot of Slow Dancers :eek:
SaintB
11-05-2007, 22:45
Lot of slow dancers and boy next doors... and is it just me or is this thread making this forum out to be a sausage party?
Ilie
11-05-2007, 22:46
Lot of slow dancers and boy next doors... and is it just me or is this thread making this forum out to be a sausage party?

This forum is a sausage party.
SaintB
11-05-2007, 22:47
This forum is a sausage party.

You have me there. Might as well just say the internet is a sausage party.

Must at least be a confort to know that if things ever get that bad ladies can have the pick of the litter here?
Ilie
11-05-2007, 22:49
You have me there. Might as well just say the internet is a sausage party.

Must at least be a confort to know that if things ever get that bad ladies can have the pick of the litter here?

Well, I matched myself with a girl, so...you guys will have to battle it out on your own. :D
SaintB
11-05-2007, 22:54
It's okay, I've got a girlfreind and about 5 ex's who hassle me to get back with them... O.o
Imperial isa
11-05-2007, 22:58
Well, I matched myself with a girl, so...you guys will have to battle it out on your own. :D

ha:p
SaintB
11-05-2007, 22:59
Besides, I really don't know anyone here yet so I'm unlikely to feel anyone is worth batteling it out for.
Ilie
11-05-2007, 22:59
It's okay, I've got a girlfreind and about 5 ex's who hassle me to get back with them... O.o

Oh, well...if you're going to bring RL into this. Cheater. ;)
SaintB
11-05-2007, 23:00
Oh, well...if you're going to bring RL into this. Cheater. ;)

What cheater me? No... way! :D
Cookesland
11-05-2007, 23:06
This forum is a sausage party.

yea there was a thread a while back asking what everyone's sexual orientation was the guy to girl ratio was like 100:10 the straight guy to straight girl ratio was like 500 to 1


Well, I matched myself with a girl, so...you guys will have to battle it out on your own. :D

*sigh* looks like its battle to the death again....
The Metal Horde
11-05-2007, 23:07
Well, I matched myself with a girl, so...you guys will have to battle it out on your own. :D

I'm a lover not a fighter. That's why I paired off with Kiryu. :D
Snafturi
11-05-2007, 23:10
Yeah, that's no fair.
Gravlen
11-05-2007, 23:10
Sure, you should participate. :cool: Have you found anybody to match up with?

Yeah... Bumboat and The Beautiful Darkness comes to mind - from last years thread on this :p
Cookesland
11-05-2007, 23:11
I'm a lover not a fighter. That's why I paired off with Kiryu. :D

lucky ;) hey at the risk of thread-jacking The Metal Horde, you live near Philly?
The Metal Horde
11-05-2007, 23:13
lucky ;) hey at the risk of thread-jacking The Metal Horde, you live near Philly?

Yes, and I'll be going to school in Philly starting in August or June (waiting to hear if I get in the summer thing). I'm very close as of right now.
Imperial isa
11-05-2007, 23:13
Yeah... Bumboat and The Beautiful Darkness comes to mind - from last years thread on this :p

TBD :( dam RL bug
Neo Undelia
11-05-2007, 23:53
http://www.hqphotography.com/photos/409_pepsi.jpg
Zarakon
12-05-2007, 00:10
http://www.hqphotography.com/photos/409_pepsi.jpg

I must deduce metaphorically that you appear to be everything someone's looking for, but it's really a lie.
Ginnoria
12-05-2007, 00:25
"The Slow Dancer" ... what a bullshit test, I bet they only gave me a boring title because I'm a virgin.
Nova Polska Prime
12-05-2007, 00:39
The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)


Huh. Yeah, that actually fits pretty darn well.
Neo Undelia
12-05-2007, 00:42
I must deduce metaphorically that you appear to be everything someone's looking for, but it's really a lie.

Not even close. It means I look like shit and do actually contain shit. (Metaphorically)
Snafturi
12-05-2007, 00:47
Not even close. It means I look like shit and do actually contain shit. (Metaphorically)

:( That's a horrible thing to say.
Gravlen
12-05-2007, 00:50
TBD :( dam RL bug

Indeed.

*Shakes fist at RL*
Neo Undelia
12-05-2007, 01:04
:( That's a horrible thing to say.
Yeah. I guess Pepsi isn't quite that bad.
The Plutonian Empire
12-05-2007, 01:14
Not this "relationships" crap again. :rolleyes:

Yes, I'm a bitter old man. :p
Imperial isa
12-05-2007, 01:20
Not this "relationships" crap again. :rolleyes:

Yes, I'm a bitter old man. :p

well look who it is
get off our back old man :p
Ilie
12-05-2007, 01:53
Yeah... Bumboat and The Beautiful Darkness comes to mind - from last years thread on this :p

Well, I don't know where TBD is, but Bumboat is taken unless she wants to build a harem like Smunkee did.
Ilie
12-05-2007, 01:57
lucky ;) hey at the risk of thread-jacking The Metal Horde, you live near Philly?

Yes, and I'll be going to school in Philly starting in August or June (waiting to hear if I get in the summer thing). I'm very close as of right now.

Hey, I'm sort of near Philly...Baltimore isn't that far away. *hopeful for a meetup*
Ilie
12-05-2007, 01:58
Not this "relationships" crap again. :rolleyes:

Yes, I'm a bitter old man. :p

Hey, haven't seen you in a while! What's shakin', besides your fist at some punk kids in your yard?
The Plutonian Empire
12-05-2007, 02:00
Hey, haven't seen you in a while! What's shakin', besides your fist at some punk kids in your yard?
What's shakin'?

My desperation. :p
Ilie
12-05-2007, 02:02
What's shakin'?

My desperation. :p

If that is a masturbation joke, you just came on a little strong. If it is not, then I am mildly confused and vaguely worried about you.
The Plutonian Empire
12-05-2007, 02:04
If that is a masturbation joke, you just came on a little strong. If it is not, then I am mildly confused and vaguely worried about you.
Lol, no masturbation joke. :)

I was referring to my single life situation. :p
Ilie
12-05-2007, 02:05
Lol, no masturbation joke. :)

I was referring to my single life situation. :p

You should take the OkCupid test and also actually register for the site. If you're wondering about the quality of your profile, I can help you out a little. It seems to be a service I'm providing these days, helping perfectly decent guys not sound like terrible losers on online dating sites. I've had a couple successes so far.
Imperial isa
12-05-2007, 02:06
You should take the OkCupid test and also actually register for the site. If you're wondering about the quality of your profile, I can help you out a little. It seems to be a service I'm providing these days, helping perfectly decent guys not sound like terrible losers on online dating sites. I've had a couple successes so far.

i saw that dig at me :p
The Plutonian Empire
12-05-2007, 02:09
You should take the OkCupid test and also actually register for the site. If you're wondering about the quality of your profile, I can help you out a little. It seems to be a service I'm providing these days, helping perfectly decent guys not sound like terrible losers on online dating sites. I've had a couple successes so far.
I've been on okcupid for a year or two. still no luck. and i stopped caring about sex and relationships last december. :p
JuNii
12-05-2007, 02:09
You should take the OkCupid test and also actually register for the site. If you're wondering about the quality of your profile, I can help you out a little. It seems to be a service I'm providing these days, helping perfectly decent guys not sound like terrible losers on online dating sites. I've had a couple successes so far.

hm... might take you up on that offer... :p
Bumboat
12-05-2007, 02:26
lucky ;) hey at the risk of thread-jacking The Metal Horde, you live near Philly?

I've been taken by Ilie (yay!) but I'm sure lots of straight women would like you... :D Because you are a pretty nifty guy.
Cookesland
12-05-2007, 02:29
Hey, I'm sort of near Philly...Baltimore isn't that far away. *hopeful for a meetup*

Mid-Atlantic NS Players meet-up! that'd be cool :cool:

I've been taken by Ilie (yay!) but I'm sure lots of straight women would like you... :D Because you are a pretty nifty guy.

hahaha thanks
Gravlen
12-05-2007, 02:29
Well, I don't know where TBD is, but Bumboat is taken unless she wants to build a harem like Smunkee did.

I know where TBD is (kinda), and it's not here... And I'm not really Bumboats type (though you're both lucky in that pairing you've set up) so I guess I'll be by my lonesome :)
Imperial isa
12-05-2007, 02:31
I know where TBD is (kinda), and it's not here... And I'm not really Bumboats type (though you're both lucky in that pairing you've set up) so I guess I'll be by my lonesome :)

we see her again when she pops her head up in spam again
Bumboat
12-05-2007, 02:40
Hey, I'm sort of near Philly...Baltimore isn't that far away. *hopeful for a meetup*

I'm in Miami unfortunately far from Philly. Want to visit for a few weeks? :cool: :fluffle: Your job sounds great. I'm a Genetics Counselor for a Fertility Clinic and I do some research there as well.
Maybe I'll come up there this summer. I've never been to Philadelphia.
Ladamesansmerci
12-05-2007, 02:47
I know where TBD is (kinda), and it's not here... And I'm not really Bumboats type (though you're both lucky in that pairing you've set up) so I guess I'll be by my lonesome :)
What the hell. I'll pair with you. It's not like I'll find anybody good in this thread anyway. Instead of making out or flirting, we'll just talk about chocolate and be amused about your job. :p
Bumboat
12-05-2007, 02:55
I think you two would make a good couple. Skål! (did I spell that right Grav?)
Almighty America
12-05-2007, 05:04
Your results are in! , you are...

The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your exact male opposite:
The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe (DBLM) at all fucking costs.

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), someone just like you.

--------

WARNING: Model breakdown may have occurred.
Dryks Legacy
12-05-2007, 08:03
Those Aussies can really through you a curve every now and then can't they? :p

Are we really that hard to understand?

If you need real-life advice, I will do my darnedest to help you, sweetpea. What is up?

There aren't enough hours in the day, you wouldn't happen to know how to generate a bubble of slow-time would you?

Lot of slow dancers and boy next doors... and is it just me or is this thread making this forum out to be a sausage party?

Um, it's the internet

that one thing i don't know is to find others

Without knowing their email address you can't. However this is what TGs and profiles were invented for.
United Chicken Kleptos
12-05-2007, 09:31
I don't care much for dating anymore. It's become pointless.
Jello Biafra
12-05-2007, 11:44
If we're pairing up, I claim Infinite Revolution or Soheran!

Mid-Atlantic NS Players meet-up! that'd be cool :cool:I agree, but only if it's in Pittsburgh. :p
Gravlen
12-05-2007, 19:41
What the hell. I'll pair with you. It's not like I'll find anybody good in this thread anyway. Instead of making out or flirting, we'll just talk about chocolate and be amused about your job. :p

Yay! I'm paired! I'll make a motivational poster in your honour! :D :fluffle:
Ladamesansmerci
12-05-2007, 22:12
Yay! I'm paired! I'll make a motivational poster in your honour! :D :fluffle:
Motivational...poster? Like the one you used to celebrate you 9000th post? I loved that poster. :D
Gravlen
12-05-2007, 22:26
Motivational...poster? Like the one you used to celebrate you 9000th post? I loved that poster. :D

Maybe you'll like this one then ;)

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/Gravlen/NSG/Spatula.jpg
Ifreann
12-05-2007, 22:29
Maybe you'll like this one then ;)

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/Gravlen/NSG/Spatula.jpg

One small problem. Ladame is a man.
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/ManCert.jpg
Ladamesansmerci
12-05-2007, 22:31
Maybe you'll like this one then ;)

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/Gravlen/NSG/Spatula.jpg
YES! Ukyo is TEH win. :D:D
Ladamesansmerci
12-05-2007, 22:32
One small problem. Ladame is a man.
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/ManCert.jpg
You, sir, have obviously never read Ranma 1/2. Ukyo dressed up as a guy for most of her life and trained to kill Ranma, except she somehow ended up being Ranma's fiancee.
Ifreann
12-05-2007, 22:32
You, sir, have obviously never read Ranma 1/2.

Correct.
Gravlen
12-05-2007, 22:33
One small problem. Ladame is a man.
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/ManCert.jpg
One post too late - no retroactive manhood allowed. :p
YES! Ukyo is TEH win. :D:D
;)

Glad you like it!
Ifreann
12-05-2007, 22:36
One post too late - no retroactive manhood allowed. :p
Retroactive nothing, she got it weeks ago.
The Plutonian Empire
12-05-2007, 22:40
Ok fine, I'll post my results from the last time i took it here just for the heck of it. :p

The Poolboy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSD)

Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.

If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.

When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM) and The Playstation (RGSM).


ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe (DBLM), The Priss (DBLD)
Gravlen
12-05-2007, 22:41
Retroactive nothing, she got it weeks ago.

Pfft! As far as I'm concerned, it's too little too late!

*Refuses to acknowledge reality* ;)
Ifreann
12-05-2007, 22:43
Pfft! As far as I'm concerned, it's too little too late!

*Refuses to acknowledge reality* ;)

*throws balls of reality at Gravlen*
Beekermanc
12-05-2007, 22:45
fantasy is alot more stimulating anyway ;)
Ladamesansmerci
12-05-2007, 22:49
Correct.
I am always right. Haven't you realized that by now? :p
One post too late - no retroactive manhood allowed. :p

;)

Glad you like it!
I love it. I'm going to steal it from your photobucket, in fact. :p
Retroactive nothing, she got it weeks ago.
Months, even. *nods*
Pfft! As far as I'm concerned, it's too little too late!

*Refuses to acknowledge reality* ;)
Would you acknowledge chocolate?
*throws balls of reality at Gravlen*
*throw chocolate cupcakes at both of you*

*is, in fact, eating a chocolate cupcake right now*
Ifreann
12-05-2007, 22:50
I am always right. Haven't you realized that by now? :p
I've come to the conclusion that reality re-orders itself so that you will always be right.

Months, even. *nods*

Would you acknowledge chocolate?

*throw chocolate cupcakes at both of you*

*is, in fact, eating a chocolate cupcake right now*

*opens mouth*
JuNii
12-05-2007, 22:50
You, sir, have obviously never read Ranma 1/2. Ukyo dressed up as a guy for most of her life and trained to kill Ranma, except she somehow ended up being Ranma's fiancee.

I know she became his "Fiancee" when he promised to "Take Care of her" should her special sauce fail... not telling her that he messed it up...
Gravlen
12-05-2007, 23:02
*throws balls of reality at Gravlen*
*Doges*
*Points and laughs at Ifreann*
*Is hit by rebounding ball of reality*
:eek:
I love it. I'm going to steal it from your photobucket, in fact. :p
You're welcome to it :)

Would you acknowledge chocolate?
I always acknowledge chocolate.
I am, in fact, acknowledging chocolate right now ;)

Mmmm... Chocolate :fluffle:

*throw chocolate cupcakes at both of you*

*is, in fact, eating a chocolate cupcake right now*
*Dodges*
*Panics*
:eek:
What have I done?!!

*Chases flying cupcake*
Ladamesansmerci
12-05-2007, 23:13
I've come to the conclusion that reality re-orders itself so that you will always be right.

*opens mouth*
Only because reality likes me. :D

*chucks more cupcakes*
I know she became his "Fiancee" when he promised to "Take Care of her" should her special sauce fail... not telling her that he messed it up...
Ahh, yes, I remember now. He messed up her special sauce, and felt guilty about it. So like the idiot he is, he ate the sauce even though it was disgusting, just so he doesn't have to fess up to messing up Ukyo's sauce. Ranma's truly an idiot. *sigh*

You're welcome to it :)

I always acknowledge chocolate.
I am, in fact, acknowledging chocolate right now ;)

Mmmm... Chocolate :fluffle:

*Dodges*
*Panics*
:eek:
What have I done?!!

*Chases flying cupcake*
Chocolate cupcakes is on another level. They're so yummy...and fattening...but SO...YUMMY...*eats*
Gravlen
12-05-2007, 23:34
Ahh, yes, I remember now. He messed up her special sauce, and felt guilty about it. So like the idiot he is, he ate the sauce even though it was disgusting, just so he doesn't have to fess up to messing up Ukyo's sauce. Ranma's truly an idiot. *sigh*

Yeah... Not seeing the possibilities that presents themselves by the abilities of changing gender (more or less) at will... Idiot.

>.>
Darknovae
12-05-2007, 23:40
*dances around, all lonely because she is a Wild Rose and nobody is apparently supposed to consider Wild Roses... *

:(:(:(
Ifreann
12-05-2007, 23:40
Only because reality likes me. :D

*chucks more cupcakes*

Bah, reality only wants to get in your pants.
Darknovae
12-05-2007, 23:55
Bah, reality only wants to get in your pants.

Even reality shouldn't consider me... :(
Imperial isa
12-05-2007, 23:55
*dances around, all lonely because she is a Wild Rose and nobody is apparently supposed to consider Wild Roses... *

:(:(:(

hey you know what you are i don't
Darknovae
12-05-2007, 23:58
hey you know what you are i don't

Have you tried taking the test again? Maybe your computer jsut screwed up just once... happens to my computer all the time...
Imperial isa
13-05-2007, 00:00
Have you tried taking the test again? Maybe your computer jsut screwed up just once... happens to my computer all the time...

12 times
Pyschotika
13-05-2007, 00:01
Well, I matched myself with a girl, so...you guys will have to battle it out on your own. :D

How alike we are...both matched to women...I never would've seen it coming...

Sorry, I'm trying to be humorous after a fun day of talking all day...
Ilie
13-05-2007, 00:01
i saw that dig at me :p

I've been on okcupid for a year or two. still no luck. and i stopped caring about sex and relationships last december. :p

hm... might take you up on that offer... :p

No digs, buddy. I'll be happy to help anybody who feels like they need it. And I don't think you should give up entirely, TPE...maybe you just need a winggirl. :)
Ilie
13-05-2007, 00:02
I've been taken by Ilie (yay!) but I'm sure lots of straight women would like you... :D Because you are a pretty nifty guy.

<3

Agreed!
Darknovae
13-05-2007, 00:03
12 times

:( Well then.... err... just pick one then... :fluffle:
Ilie
13-05-2007, 00:04
Mid-Atlantic NS Players meet-up! that'd be cool :cool:


I'm in Miami unfortunately far from Philly. Want to visit for a few weeks? :cool: :fluffle: Your job sounds great. I'm a Genetics Counselor for a Fertility Clinic and I do some research there as well.
Maybe I'll come up there this summer. I've never been to Philadelphia.

Yes yes, you must come up. Philadelphia (or parts of it, anyway) is just lovely, I especially am fond of the University City area for general funkyness and being a nice place to live if I were going to move someplace else.
Darknovae
13-05-2007, 00:04
Mid-Atlantic NS Players meet-up! that'd be cool :cool:

No Southeast meetup... :(
Potarius
13-05-2007, 00:05
Yes yes, you must come up. Philadelphia (or parts of it, anyway) is just lovely, I especially am fond of the University City area for general funkyness and being a nice place to live if I were going to move someplace else.

My aunt lives close to Philly... She offered to get me an authentic cheese steak when I happen to visit. Which should be soon, hopefully.

*wants to see the Northeast*
Potarius
13-05-2007, 00:05
No Southeast meetup... :(

Because the Southeast sucks. You could have a Southeast NSer meetup, but hold it in some place like NYC.
Ilie
13-05-2007, 00:06
Your results are in! , you are...

The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)


Awesome, another new type unlocked! Thank you, Almighty America! (Never thought I'd say that...context is everything I suppose.)
The Sadie
13-05-2007, 00:06
The Nurse
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSD)

sweet :P
Ilie
13-05-2007, 00:07
My aunt lives close to Philly... She offered to get me an authentic cheese steak when I happen to visit. Which should be soon, hopefully.

*wants to see the Northeast*

Well, perhaps we should all coordinate our visits to around the same time and have a decent meetup. I'm pretty excited about it, really!
Darknovae
13-05-2007, 00:08
Because the Southeast sucks. You could have a Southeast NSer meetup, but hold it in some place like NYC.

STFU! The beaches here are good... well, except Virginia... but all the other beaches are! :p
Chumblywumbly
13-05-2007, 00:08
I’m The Poolboy?!

eesh!
Potarius
13-05-2007, 00:08
Well, perhaps we should all coordinate our visits to around the same time and have a decent meetup. I'm pretty excited about it, really!

'Twould be nice. I may be coming into some money soon (hopefully), so we shall see. :p
The Plutonian Empire
13-05-2007, 00:09
No digs, buddy. I'll be happy to help anybody who feels like they need it. And I don't think you should give up entirely, TPE...maybe you just need a winggirl. :)
wtf is a winggirl?:confused:

and trust me, even winggirls won't like me. ;)
Ilie
13-05-2007, 00:09
If we're pairing up, I claim Infinite Revolution or Soheran!

I agree, but only if it's in Pittsburgh. :p

Pittsburgh sucks. Philly okay?

And did either of your claimees accept?
Ilie
13-05-2007, 00:10
Maybe you'll like this one then ;)

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/Gravlen/NSG/Spatula.jpg

One small problem. Ladame is a man.
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/ManCert.jpg

Omg, this is why I love you guys. :cool:
Ilie
13-05-2007, 00:12
Ok fine, I'll post my results from the last time i took it here just for the heck of it. :p

The Poolboy

Doesn't count, you should retake it. I have a different result from last year, maybe you will too. :)
Gravlen
13-05-2007, 00:12
*dances around, all lonely because she is a Wild Rose and nobody is apparently supposed to consider Wild Roses... *

:(:(:(

What's the Wild Rose?
Pyschotika
13-05-2007, 00:12
Well, perhaps we should all coordinate our visits to around the same time and have a decent meetup. I'm pretty excited about it, really!

Heh, we should all hold some sort of convention as well...
Ilie
13-05-2007, 00:13
*dances around, all lonely because she is a Wild Rose and nobody is apparently supposed to consider Wild Roses... *

:(:(:(

You know, you don't HAVE to be a perfect match with somebody. Go ask somebody you like if they'll match with you. :)
Alexandrian Ptolemais
13-05-2007, 00:13
Well, the Empire of Alexandrian Ptolemais is the following

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.

Your exact male opposite:
The 5-Night Stand
Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph (DBSD)
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), The Peach (RGLM)
Potarius
13-05-2007, 00:13
Pittsburgh sucks. Philly okay?

And did either of your claimees accept?

Nah, they both rock. Just in different ways... Pitt's a working-class place, full-bodied and robust. Love the hills. Philly's quite a bit bigger, and seems to have more to see and do, though it doesn't quite have the same charm as Pittsburgh.

Then again, I'm just speaking from photographs, information, documentaries, and stories that have been related to me. Just judging by the photographs and documentaries, Pittsburgh just has a flair to it that almost no other city has. It's the rivers, hills, and Polish food, I guess.
Ilie
13-05-2007, 00:14
How alike we are...both matched to women...I never would've seen it coming...

Sorry, I'm trying to be humorous after a fun day of talking all day...

Yeah, unleash your inner lesbian. :D
Ilie
13-05-2007, 00:16
Nah, they both rock. Just in different ways... Pitt's a working-class place, full-bodied and robust. Love the hills. Philly's quite a bit bigger, and seems to have more to see and do, though it doesn't quite have the same charm as Pittsburgh.

Then again, I'm just speaking from photographs, information, documentaries, and stories that have been related to me. Just judging by the photographs and documentaries, Pittsburgh just has a flair to it that almost no other city has. It's the rivers, hills, and Polish food, I guess.

One's hometown has a charm that no other towns do. Unless you hate your hometown. Hmm, perhaps I will make that a thread too.
Chumblywumbly
13-05-2007, 00:17
Yes, and you’re first on the list of them alphabetically, too! You win. :D
Score one for the Chumbly!
Ilie
13-05-2007, 00:18
I’m The Poolboy?!

eesh!

Yes, and you're first on the list of them alphabetically, too! You win. :D
UN Protectorates
13-05-2007, 00:19
I another "Boy Next Door".
Ladamesansmerci
13-05-2007, 00:19
Yeah... Not seeing the possibilities that presents themselves by the abilities of changing gender (more or less) at will... Idiot.

>.>
Indeed. I'd have LOTS of fun if I could change into a guy at will...hmm...the endless possibilities...

Edit: Grav, I can't help but notice you haven't taken the quiz yet. TAKE IT AND POST YOUR RESULTS!
Bah, reality only wants to get in your pants.
Good thing for reality that I'm not wearing pants then. ;) :p
Omg, this is why I love you guys. :cool:
Who doesn't love them? :D
The Plutonian Empire
13-05-2007, 00:21
Doesn't count, you should retake it. I have a different result from last year, maybe you will too. :)
Darnit.

*retakes*

crap. I'm the slow dancer. :headbang:
Chumblywumbly
13-05-2007, 00:22
Now all I need to do is find a Dirty Little Secret (DGSM) or a Playstation (RGSM).

Or, y’know, go out and find a girl who isn’t sitting 5000 miles away. chatting on a forum...
Imperial isa
13-05-2007, 00:24
No digs, buddy. I'll be happy to help anybody who feels like they need it. And I don't think you should give up entirely, TPE...maybe you just need a winggirl. :)

:( Well then.... err... just pick one then... :fluffle:

no longer care
Potarius
13-05-2007, 00:27
Darnit.

*retakes*

crap. I'm the slow dancer. :headbang:

That's a bad thing? It's usually guys like us who win once it's all said and done and we're in our thirties.

I cleaned a house several times for a family from Brooklyn, and the husband was much like yours truly. Very nice, considerate, and open-minded. And the wife he had? Hahaha, no words necessary, besides "holy" and "shit". Oh, and their kids were nice, too. It's the guys who aren't like us who have crappy families with kids who have alcahol and drug abuse problems.

So, we're probably not gonna bang hundreds of women in our lifetimes --- so what? All I can say is, we're both smarter than that, and hey, we're most likely not going to get any STDs.
Ilie
13-05-2007, 00:28
wtf is a winggirl?:confused:

and trust me, even winggirls won't like me. ;)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wing+gal

I like you, I'd be your wing girl.
Ilie
13-05-2007, 00:35
Darnit.

*retakes*

crap. I'm the slow dancer. :headbang:

Neat! That's a good result, what's the matter with it?
The Plutonian Empire
13-05-2007, 00:35
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wing+gal

I like you, I'd be your wing girl.
Gah, silly me, i though "wing girl" was.... something else.... :D :headbang:

okay, okay, i'll bite: welcome aboard. :fluffle:
Ifreann
13-05-2007, 00:35
Neat! That's a good result, what's the matter with it?

It beats the guy next door anyway.
Ilie
13-05-2007, 00:36
Indeed. I'd have LOTS of fun if I could change into a guy at will...hmm...the endless possibilities...

Edit: Grav, I can't help but notice you haven't taken the quiz yet. TAKE IT AND POST YOUR RESULTS!

Good thing for reality that I'm not wearing pants then. ;) :p

Who doesn't love them? :D

Agreed on all counts, my dear. You are ineffably unerring. :cool:
Ilie
13-05-2007, 00:37
Now all I need to do is find a Dirty Little Secret (DGSM) or a Playstation (RGSM).

Or, y’know, go out and find a girl who isn’t sitting 5000 miles away. chatting on a forum...

Well, why don't you join the actual dating site and do that, then? :)
Ladamesansmerci
13-05-2007, 00:38
Agreed on all counts, my dear. You are ineffably unerring. :cool:
Teehee. As Ifreann has found out through many bitter losses on his part. :p

You know I love you, Ifreann. :fluffle:
Ifreann
13-05-2007, 00:38
Good thing for reality that I'm not wearing pants then. ;) :p
You might want to keep an eye on your pants though. Reality wants to get in them and steal them.

Who doesn't love them? :D

Nobody, that's who.
Teehee. As Ifreann has found out through many bitter losses on his part. :p

You know I love you, Ifreann. :fluffle:
How am I to win when you have reality on your side?

:fluffle:
Ilie
13-05-2007, 00:39
That's a bad thing? It's usually guys like us who win once it's all said and done and we're in our thirties.

I cleaned a house several times for a family from Brooklyn, and the husband was much like yours truly. Very nice, considerate, and open-minded. And the wife he had? Hahaha, no words necessary, besides "holy" and "shit". Oh, and their kids were nice, too. It's the guys who aren't like us who have crappy families with kids who have alcahol and drug abuse problems.

So, we're probably not gonna bang hundreds of women in our lifetimes --- so what? All I can say is, we're both smarter than that, and hey, we're most likely not going to get any STDs.

Exactly! :cool:
Ilie
13-05-2007, 00:43
Gah, silly me, i though "wing girl" was.... something else.... :D :headbang:

okay, okay, i'll bite: welcome aboard. :fluffle:

Great! What do you want me to do as your personal wing girl? I can help you redo an online dating profile...
Utracia
13-05-2007, 00:43
It beats the guy next door anyway.

Guy Next Door is the creepy one right? :p
The Plutonian Empire
13-05-2007, 00:44
Great! What do you want me to do as your personal wing girl? I can help you redo an online dating profile...
One question: who wants to go out a lazy bum? seriously, i have no intention to work. ever.
Ladamesansmerci
13-05-2007, 00:46
You might want to keep an eye on your pants though. Reality wants to get in them and steal them.
Alright. I hope reality doesn't steal too many pairs. I really like some of my pants.
How am I to win when you have reality on my side?

:fluffle:
You surely meant "your" to go in there. Unless I'm missing some part about reality changing sides and aiding you instead.
Ifreann
13-05-2007, 00:50
Alright. I hope reality doesn't steal too many pairs. I really like some of my pants.
Reality'll probably stretch them out. Reality is pretty big.

You surely meant "your" to go in there. Unless I'm missing some part about reality changing sides and aiding you instead.

Yeah. You have intelligence on your side too.
Ilie
13-05-2007, 00:50
Guy Next Door is the creepy one right? :p

It's not creepy unless you are.

One question: who wants to go out a lazy bum? seriously, i have no intention to work. ever.

So, you don't work? What do you do?
Ilie
13-05-2007, 00:52
Omg you guys, I met the cutest girl last night and I gave her my number but I don't know how to find her online or anything. What if she doesn't call me? I will be so sad. :(

Just had to get that out there, since it's the only thing I can think about right now.
Chumblywumbly
13-05-2007, 00:53
Well, why don’t you join the actual dating site and do that, then? :)
Quite the the little matchmaker Ilie!

I’m a bit nervous I suppose. Probably should take a dive in; dating sites aren’t the social black hole they used to be...
Ifreann
13-05-2007, 00:53
Guy Next Door is the creepy one right? :p

Possibly. Girl next door is a porn star.



At least, according to the movies.
Neesika
13-05-2007, 00:55
Omg you guys, I met the cutest girl last night and I gave her my number but I don't know how to find her online or anything. What if she doesn't call me? I will be so sad. :(

Just had to get that out there, since it's the only thing I can think about right now.

You'll live:)

On a brighter note, I'm now dating a cute girl from Peru. I took a class with her back in undergrad, and bumped into her recently.

Also had to get it out there :D
Ladamesansmerci
13-05-2007, 00:55
Reality'll probably stretch them out. Reality is pretty big.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *cries*
Yeah. You have intelligence on your side too.
Mwahahahahahaha. Now plans of world domination can TRULY begin. >.>
Ilie
13-05-2007, 00:55
Quite the the little matchmaker Ilie!

I’m a bit nervous I suppose. Probably should take a dive in; dating sites aren’t the social black hole they used to be...

I like for people to be happy. Yeah, just give it a shot! What have you got to lose? Besides your dignity. ;) Just kidding, seriously, do it.
Gravlen
13-05-2007, 00:55
Omg, this is why I love you guys. :cool:
I'll have to see if I can't get you a motivational poster too, a little later ;)
Indeed. I'd have LOTS of fun if I could change into a guy at will...hmm...the endless possibilities...
Absolutely :D

Edit: Grav, I can't help but notice you haven't taken the quiz yet. TAKE IT AND POST YOUR RESULTS!
I've taken it. Same results as last year - I'm still a Slow Dancer :)

Good thing for reality that I'm not wearing pants then. ;) :p
:eek:

Going commando, are we? ;)
Ifreann
13-05-2007, 00:56
Omg you guys, I met the cutest girl last night and I gave her my number but I don't know how to find her online or anything. What if she doesn't call me? I will be so sad. :(

Just had to get that out there, since it's the only thing I can think about right now.

She'll call. Or we'll dispatch the monkeys.
Imperial isa
13-05-2007, 00:56
Possibly. Girl next door is a porn star.



At least, according to the movies.

nothing on tv i think i'll go watch that movie
The Plutonian Empire
13-05-2007, 00:57
So, you don't work? What do you do?
The fact that i've spent all day online should give ya an idea. :p
Gravlen
13-05-2007, 00:57
Omg you guys, I met the cutest girl last night and I gave her my number but I don't know how to find her online or anything. What if she doesn't call me? I will be so sad. :(

Just had to get that out there, since it's the only thing I can think about right now.You'll live:)

On a brighter note, I'm now dating a cute girl from Peru. I took a class with her back in undergrad, and bumped into her recently.

Also had to get it out there :D

You guys seem to have all the fun...
JuNii
13-05-2007, 00:58
One question: who wants to go out a lazy bum? seriously, i have no intention to work. ever.

spin it.

TPE is an Idea man, a deep thinker who puts alot of thought before action... ;)
Ladamesansmerci
13-05-2007, 00:58
I'll have to see if I can't get you a motivational poster too, a little later ;)

Absolutely :D

I've taken it. Same results as last year - I'm still a Slow Dancer :)
I guess without Forum Flirt as a category, that's the best OkCupid can do. :p
:eek:

Going commando, are we? ;)
Oh, silly boys. Just because it's socially frowned upon for you guys to wear skirts (unless your Scottish) doesn't mean the same applies for girls. :p
Ladamesansmerci
13-05-2007, 00:59
Omg you guys, I met the cutest girl last night and I gave her my number but I don't know how to find her online or anything. What if she doesn't call me? I will be so sad. :(

Just had to get that out there, since it's the only thing I can think about right now.
Don't worry. Who can resist NSG's sexist woman? ;)
You'll live:)

On a brighter note, I'm now dating a cute girl from Peru. I took a class with her back in undergrad, and bumped into her recently.

Also had to get it out there :D
Congrats! Having lots of fun with her so far? ;)
JuNii
13-05-2007, 01:00
Oh, silly boys. Just because it's socially frowned upon for you guys to wear skirts (unless your Scottish) doesn't mean the same applies for girls. :p

...

it is?


excuse me... I need to change... :p
Ifreann
13-05-2007, 01:00
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *cries*
Aww, there there.

http://forums.monstersmallbusiness.com/style_emoticons/monsters/hug.gif
Mwahahahahahaha. Now plans of world domination can TRULY begin. >.>
I for one welcome our new spatula wielding Overlady.
Ilie
13-05-2007, 01:01
I'll have to see if I can't get you a motivational poster too, a little later ;)

That would be lovely. <3
Ladamesansmerci
13-05-2007, 01:01
...

it is?


excuse me... I need to change... :p
:eek:

*takes picture of JuNii in a skirt*

*blackmails* :p
Ilie
13-05-2007, 01:01
She'll call. Or we'll dispatch the monkeys.

Thank you. *cry*
RomeW
13-05-2007, 01:03
Omg you guys, I met the cutest girl last night and I gave her my number but I don't know how to find her online or anything. What if she doesn't call me? I will be so sad. :(

Just had to get that out there, since it's the only thing I can think about right now.

Well, if you know her first and last name you can find her on Facebook or if you know her first name and her area of address (i.e., postal code) you can find her on MySpace. Might take a bit of digging but it'll be worth it. Did she give you her number? Because then you can simply call her...
Ilie
13-05-2007, 01:03
You'll live:)

On a brighter note, I'm now dating a cute girl from Peru. I took a class with her back in undergrad, and bumped into her recently.

Also had to get it out there :D

Hmph, brush me off, will you? Well, I hope your cute girl kisses another boy and doesn't tell you. :eek:

That's pretty much the worst I can wish on somebody.
Imperial isa
13-05-2007, 01:06
i just give myself my own class Freelancer
Ifreann
13-05-2007, 01:06
You guys seem to have all the fun...

Yeha, they're stealin the women we could theoretically be going out with, if we actually got off the interweb.
Darknovae
13-05-2007, 01:08
i just give myself my own class Freelancer

Are you allowed to consider Wild Rose? :D
Ilie
13-05-2007, 01:09
Well, if you know her first and last name you can find her on Facebook or if you know her first name and her area of address (i.e., postal code) you can find her on MySpace. Might take a bit of digging but it'll be worth it. Did she give you her number? Because then you can simply call her...

I know her first name, the area she lives in, and the field she works in. Oh, and her age. I went through 22 pages on Myspace but I couldn't find her. :(
Ilie
13-05-2007, 01:11
The fact that i've spent all day online should give ya an idea. :p

spin it.

TPE is an Idea man, a deep thinker who puts alot of thought before action... ;)

So how do you earn a living? Are you a trust fund baby? That might be more appealing than you think. ;)
Pathetic Romantics
13-05-2007, 01:11
I'm a Slow Dancer.

Although there's no use matching me up. I'm already spoken for - me and the young lady just got engaged on the 9th!! :D:D:D:fluffle:
Ifreann
13-05-2007, 01:12
I know her first name, the area she lives in, and the field she works in. Oh, and her age. I went through 22 pages on Myspace but I couldn't find her. :(

put up pictures of yourself around where she lives with a caption along the lines of "Have you been hit on by this girl?"
Ilie
13-05-2007, 01:13
Don't worry. Who can resist NSG's sexist woman? ;)

Thank you, your version of reality is much better than the real kind. I'll live in LaDame world anyday.

I hope it looks like this:
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/contest/baltimoresketch2.jpg

I want to live in the tiny yellow house by the dog bone billboard.
Potarius
13-05-2007, 01:14
Thank you, your version of reality is much better than the real kind. I'll live in LaDame world anyday.

I hope it looks like this:
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/contest/baltimoresketch2.jpg

I want to live in the tiny yellow house by the dog bone billboard.

Yeah, because you lust for bones so much, you have to live under the biggest one on the planet. :p
Ilie
13-05-2007, 01:15
put up pictures of yourself around where she lives with a caption along the lines of "Have you been hit on by this girl?"

Hahaha! Actually, she lives about 10 minutes from me and I have a lot of clients around there, so...that wouldn't do too great for my professional reputation. ;)

I suppose I could start hanging around at the Target in that shopping center. Everybody goes to Target sooner or later...
Imperial isa
13-05-2007, 01:15
Are you allowed to consider Wild Rose? :D

it has only one rule stay away from all male class
so yes your now taken again
Ilie
13-05-2007, 01:15
I'm a Slow Dancer.

Although there's no use matching me up. I'm already spoken for - me and the young lady just got engaged on the 9th!! :D:D:D:fluffle:

*gasp* Congratulations! Yay yay yay! When's the date?
Ifreann
13-05-2007, 01:17
Hahaha! Actually, she lives about 10 minutes from me and I have a lot of clients around there, so...that wouldn't do too great for my professional reputation. ;)
Well, that depends on what picture you use. Your sexiest NSer entry pic would get you many customers.

I suppose I could start hanging around at the Target in that shopping center. Everybody goes to Target sooner or later...

Mmmm, stalker-y goodness. That always goes well.
Ifreann
13-05-2007, 01:17
Alright Isa, you asked me to match you with somebody, so I am going to make an executive decision and match you with Darknovae. I hope you're both very happy in this arranged matchup. I hear the arranged ones last longer anyway... :cool:

*questions the legality of such a match*
Ilie
13-05-2007, 01:17
i just give myself my own class Freelancer

Are you allowed to consider Wild Rose? :D

Alright Isa, you asked me to match you with somebody, so I am going to make an executive decision and match you with Darknovae. I hope you're both very happy in this arranged matchup. I hear the arranged ones last longer anyway... :cool:
Ilie
13-05-2007, 01:19
it has only one rule stay away from all male class
so yes your now taken again

Oh, I didn't have to do it myself. Good for you two. :)
Ilie
13-05-2007, 01:21
Well, that depends on what picture you use. Your sexiest NSer entry pic would get you many customers.



Mmmm, stalker-y goodness. That always goes well.

I work in child abuse prevention. Nobody wants to see their social worker on any kind of "wanted" poster, especially not in skimpy clothing. ;)

I wouldn't have time to stalk this girl even if I wanted to. I'll just have to hope she calls. I should have asked for her email...
Ladamesansmerci
13-05-2007, 01:22
Aww, there there.

http://forums.monstersmallbusiness.com/style_emoticons/monsters/hug.gif

I for one welcome our new spatula wielding Overlady.
*takes out spatula*

I dub thee...the Undersecretary of the Spatula. Rise, Sir Knight.
I'm a Slow Dancer.

Although there's no use matching me up. I'm already spoken for - me and the young lady just got engaged on the 9th!! :D:fluffle:
Congrats!
Thank you, your version of reality is much better than the real kind. I'll live in LaDame world anyday.

I hope it looks like this:
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/contest/baltimoresketch2.jpg

I want to live in the tiny yellow house by the dog bone billboard.
Wait, my world looks like that? That's certainly news for me. Oh well. *shrugs* :p
Yeah, because you lust for bones so much, you have to live under the biggest one on the planet. :p
My oh my, that sounds naughty. :eek: ;)
The Plutonian Empire
13-05-2007, 01:22
So how do you earn a living? Are you a trust fund baby? That might be more appealing than you think. ;)
I don't. I live off others. currently, I'm living off my parents. although mom's forcing me into a job training program. :(

What's a trust fund baby?
Gravlen
13-05-2007, 01:22
I guess without Forum Flirt as a category, that's the best OkCupid can do. :p
I haven't got a clue as to what you're talking about, honest! *Innocent smile*
That would be lovely. <3
It's probably too late in the evening (or early in the morning), but I gave it a go...

Could this be of some use?

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/Gravlen/People/motivator3651684.jpg

Yeha, they're stealin the women we could theoretically be going out with, if we actually got off the interweb.
Hmmm... Unsure if it's worth the hassle.

And my luck in RL is rather poor anyway...
Potarius
13-05-2007, 01:22
Good lord, sir. What are you trying to say, exactly? :mad:

Isn't it clear?

*stares*
Johnny B Goode
13-05-2007, 01:22
*questions the legality of such a match*

Pancake doesn't seem to like going the distance.
Ilie
13-05-2007, 01:22
Yeah, because you lust for bones so much, you have to live under the biggest one on the planet. :p

Good lord, sir. What are you trying to say, exactly? :mad:
Ifreann
13-05-2007, 01:22
I work in child abuse prevention. Nobody wants to see their social worker on any kind of "wanted" poster, especially not in skimpy clothing. ;)
Dang.

I wouldn't have time to stalk this girl even if I wanted to. I'll just have to hope she calls. I should have asked for her email...

Plenty more fish in the barrel.
Utracia
13-05-2007, 01:23
Possibly. Girl next door is a porn star.



At least, according to the movies.

Yeah, reality is often boring that way.
Gravlen
13-05-2007, 01:25
*Warns of Time Warp*

My post ended up on the previous page!
RomeW
13-05-2007, 01:25
I know her first name, the area she lives in, and the field she works in. Oh, and her age. I went through 22 pages on Myspace but I couldn't find her. :(

Could try Facebook...you can search the same way there (but it's harder), and I think Plentyoffish works the same way. Don't know about the other social networking sites but you can try those too. I hope it works out for you. :)
Ladamesansmerci
13-05-2007, 01:26
I haven't got a clue as to what you're talking about, honest! *Innocent smile*
You can't fool me, dear. I know you too well. ;)
Ifreann
13-05-2007, 01:27
You can't fool me, dear. I know you too well. ;)

Yeah, stalking is great like that.
Ladamesansmerci
13-05-2007, 01:28
Yeah, stalking is great like that.
:eek:

I'm Ladame. L-A-D-A-M-E, not Dinaverg. :p
Utracia
13-05-2007, 01:29
Yeah, stalking is great like that.

Works better though when you don't know of the stalkish tendencies.
Ifreann
13-05-2007, 01:30
:eek:

I'm Ladame. L-A-D-A-M-E, not Dinaverg. :p

Bah, asian girl, black guy. It's an easy mistake to make. The two are so similar.
Ifreann
13-05-2007, 01:32
Well, I made it, so I guess it's my world. But I want other people to live in there with me. Who's up for it?

Does your world have chocolate?
Ilie
13-05-2007, 01:32
Wait, my world looks like that? That's certainly news for me. Oh well. *shrugs* :p

Well, I made it, so I guess it's my world. But I want other people to live in there with me. Who's up for it?
Ilie
13-05-2007, 01:34
I don't. I live off others. currently, I'm living off my parents. although mom's forcing me into a job training program. :(

What's a trust fund baby?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trust+fund+baby

I love the Urban Dictionary. :D
Ladamesansmerci
13-05-2007, 01:34
Bah, asian girl, black guy. It's an easy mistake to make. The two are so similar.
You're pardoned. It IS difficult to mistake the two indeed.
Well, I made it, so I guess it's my world. But I want other people to live in there with me. Who's up for it?
Sure thing. Why not? It looks cooler than the real world anyway.
Utracia
13-05-2007, 01:35
Does your world have chocolate?

As if anyone would want to live in a world without chocolate!
Ilie
13-05-2007, 01:36
Does your world have chocolate?

If it didn't, I'd lose my will to live.
The Plutonian Empire
13-05-2007, 01:36
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trust+fund+baby

I love the Urban Dictionary. :D
My parents aren't that wealthy, i'm afraid, and i doubt they'd be willing to set me up on a trust fund... :(
Darknovae
13-05-2007, 01:38
it has only one rule stay away from all male class
so yes your now taken again Yay!! :D :D :D :fluffle:

*questions the legality of such a match*

Dude, this is NS. Why do you think I'm NS-married to ya when you're 4 years older than me? :D
Ilie
13-05-2007, 01:38
It's probably too late in the evening (or early in the morning), but I gave it a go...

Could this be of some use?

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/Gravlen/People/motivator9089322.jpg


It's lovely, but you used the first picture I posted before I airbrushed out my nipple. *ack*
Ilie
13-05-2007, 01:39
My parents aren't that wealthy, i'm afraid, and i doubt they'd be willing to set me up on a trust fund... :(

Looks like you'll have to do something to support yourself sooner later. Why don't you find a career counselor to help you explore some things you might actually enjoy?
Darknovae
13-05-2007, 01:39
Does your world have chocolate?

Whsoe world DOESN'T have chocolatE?!??! :eek: What are you smoking?!
Ilie
13-05-2007, 01:40
Isn't it clear?

*stares*

That was a hell of a time warp, two posts before the original.
Ilie
13-05-2007, 01:41
Whsoe world DOESN'T have chocolatE?!??! :eek: What are you smoking?!

Indeed! You may have noticed that even a few of the buildings are made with a chocolate alloy.