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Ah, I remember. I'd be the Slow Dancer. And TC my Sonnet. ;)
:eek: Wait, is this the same test? I haven't even read the thread yet. But quite a few people in this thread could do with checking their TGs. =)

*pokes everybody and goes off to start reading the thread*

Edit: even more TGs now <.<

... Zen massage? :D

I understand. I'm so ticklish...


er...


nevermind... I didn't say anything...

I'm horribly ticklish. I hate it.:(

only if it's of the Zen variety. *tries to stretch arms all the way to Oklahoma...*

yeah, the zen variety! :p

oh, and I picked up that cartoon thingy.....that really is my daughter in animated form. :p

I thought so! :D

The Boy Next Door. Hurray! I think?

I'm horribly ticklish. I hate it.:(

... you know what I've heard... the best cure for being ticklish is to be tickled! :D



Never had the courage to try it though... :(

:eek: Wait, is this the same test? I haven't even read the thread yet. But quite a few people in this thread could do with checking their TGs. =)

*pokes everybody and goes off to start reading the thread*

Edit: even more TGs now <.<

I couldn't be arsed to read the thread...If anyone else vied for TC, it's false. *nods*

Woah. I never get TGs...

... you know what I've heard... the best cure for being ticklish is to be tickled! :D



Never had the courage to try it though... :(

Being tickled is painful though.:(

*wraps Ilie in a warm blanket*

Next?

only Sonnets, Maids of Honor and Peaches can get a massage from me!

(That was awesome.)

Being tickled is painful though.:(

My friend Andrew doesn't think that. He laughs uncontrollably when I do it to him :p




*is not gay*

well I guess I'm The Sudden Departure

http://www.okcupid.com/oktest3?describe=The+Sudden+Departure+%28RBLM%29&score=25


By the way, I've returned after a very very long absence.

Welcome back! You should have been here for the competition, I would have loved to compete against you again. :)

Needs moar cowbell.

Yes! Did anybody watch that "remembering SNL in the 90s" TV special they had on Sunday? Hysterical...that's really when it was good.

I got Mr. Asshole

I don't know which one that's supposed to be.

Same to you Gravlen, what was your result??

Oh dear... appearantly I need a Ghengis Khunt.

You're a lucky man, we have some gorgeous ones here tonight.

Ah, I remember. I'd be the Slow Dancer. And TC my Sonnet. ;)

Terrorist Cakes, do you accept Dinaverg's request to match?

Terrorist Cakes, do you accept Dinaverg's request to match?

Indeed. I'm no manbeast, but anything else I can do for ya...

So, Smunkeeville... what would it take for us to hook up in NS?

My friend Andrew doesn't think that. He laughs uncontrollably when I do it to him :p




*is not gay*

There's nothing wrong with tickling dudes.....

There's nothing wrong with tickling dudes.....

Yes, but a lot of people on this forum have said I seem like I'm at least gay, if not a girl. You'd think after a year, people would know. :p

Yes, but a lot of people on this forum have said I seem like I'm at least gay, if not a girl. You'd think after a year, people would know. :p

I've been mistaken for gay a few times IRL. Some guy hit on me in San Fransisco a few years ago, it was quite flattering.

Yes, but a lot of people on this forum have said I seem like I'm at least gay, if not a girl. You'd think after a year, people would know. :p

...You're a guy?...

*ahem* uuh, I mean...umm. Yeah! After all you name is so....err, masculine! Yeah...

So, Ilie?

So, Smunkeeville... what would it take for us to hook up in NS?

you are going to have to outline what that entails.

This is where I will list people's results if they aren't matched up with any other NSers.

Ladies
Genghis Khunt - Aelosia, Luipaard
The Maid of Honor - Smunkeeville
The Nurse - Damaske, Nadkor
The Peach - Cabra West, Ilie, Snafturi
The Priss - Anti-Social Darwinism, Ladamesansmerci
The Sonnet - Chandelier, Glitziness, Poliwanacraca, Terrorist Cakes
The Sudden Departure - Miss Holy See, Morganatron
The Window Shopper - Dakini, WC Imperial Court
The Wild Rose - Aardweasels

Gentlemen
The Backrubber - Johnny B Goode, Nationalian
The Boy Next Door - Arinola, Auman, Fleckenstein, Ifreann, Infinite Revolution, IV Stalin, Khadgar, Kiryu-Shi, Maineiacs, Mirkai, MrWho, Pyschotika, Pure Metal, Rhursbourg, SaintB, Sel Appa, Siempreciego, The Kanelandic Islands, The Metal Horde, The Tribes of Longton, Theoretical Physicists
The Hornivore - Oneiro
The Last Man On Earth - Call to Power, Chunkylover_55, Northern Borders, Spartan Lore
The Loverboy - Glorious Freedonia, Roasty, THE LOST PLANET
The Mixed Messenger - Luporum, Widfarend
The Pool Boy - Mikesburg, Soheran, TJHairball, United Law
The Slow Dancer - Athiesta, Cannon and Shipping Co, Carbandia, Cookesland, Dinaverg, JuNii, Kyronea, Potarius, Rentsaria, SimNewtonia, Tarlachia, Wilgrove
The Vapor Trail - Beekermanc

mm

My friend Andrew doesn't think that. He laughs uncontrollably when I do it to him :p




*is not gay*

I laugh, too, which makes it more painful. Luckily I haven't been tickled in a long time. I hated it.

You mean to say im the only vapour trail?

Interesting :cool:

you are going to have to outline what that entails.
very good friends... ;) You know I'd not do anything you don't want me to. :p

very good friends... ;) You know I'd not do anything you don't want me to. :p

it's the things you want to do that worry me.....:p

yeah, we can be very good friends. (weren't we already NS married at some point?)

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master
While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

Interesting, last time I was "The Boy Next Door". Which would seem like an improvement, though "your love life improves every year" seems a bit odd considering I have none.

it's the things you want to do that worry me.....:p

yeah, we can be very good friends. (weren't we already NS married at some point?)

I believe we are. :fluffle:

Compassionate, loving, and understanding, but only for one business week, you are The 5-Night Stand.

Sex is your primary objective, and you are a skilled manipulator. Therefore, you get LOTS of ass. Most likely, you juggle many women at once; you care about all of them a lot, but each of them a little. It adds up, right? One love.

You're not dishonest with people, exactly. It's unlikely, for instance, you'd actually say "I love you," just to get laid; and you might even go as far as explaining "I'm not ready for a commitment" to a potential partner. Of course, when you say it, you'd smile that special smile, like you two have an inside joke. Her.

The secret of your success? Every nice person has an instinct to fix the broken dirtbag within you. Women especially have this instinct, because deep down they want their sons to be evil, a genetic advantage.

To wit, your most likely occupations are stock broker, lawyer, and photographer. You are a hard worker, because power and success turn you on.

....yeah fair enough. Although I'm not THAT bad...I do stick around...usually.

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

Hahahaha, wanting to care about someone doesn't mean that part of me would be in a relationship for sex as well as companionship

Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.


Symmetry in relationships means they lhave the same personality as me?

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

God id hate to be a slow dancer...

Loverboy.

The Vapor Trail
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMm)

Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?

Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.

You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:

* graph showing how I'm essentially a bastard *

Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.

FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure
Good lord. I used to be the boy next door (random gentle love dreamer).

it's the things you want to do that worry me.....:p

yeah, we can be very good friends. (weren't we already NS married at some point?)

I believe we are. :fluffle:

So, does this mean I'm back on the market?

The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)


Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.

Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.

We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.

To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.

There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.

Interested ladies?

:cool:
Yess!
Your results are in!


The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf)


Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.

These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.


Your exact opposite:
The Playstation

Random Gentle Sex Master

You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Playboy, The Loverboy

CONSIDER: The Manchild
:cool:
w00t! *high fives Anti-Social Darwinism*

You all know we're the coolest people around. :p

w00t! *high fives Anti-Social Darwinism*

You all know we're the coolest people around. :p

....that's kinda hot in a way.

....that's kinda hot in a way.
Are you coming on to me? :p

Are you coming on to me? :p

that depends. do you want me to?

that depends. do you want me to?
That depends on whether you are or are not.

That depends on whether you are or are not.

so if I am you don't want me to, and if I'm not you want me to.

Typical.

But hey what the hell. So, did you realize we have very similar...post counts.

So, does this mean I'm back on the market?

nope. I am all about internet polygamy. I think I am still married to Ruffy too.

You will be my smart one, Ruffy will be my silly one, and JuNii will be my Zen hugger.

so if I am you don't want me to, and if I'm not you want me to.

Typical.

But hey what the hell. So, did you realize we have very similar...post counts.
Actually, I was about to say it depends on the weather, astronomy, amount of hair I've lost today, and the number of socks I have left in my drawer, but then got too lazy to type it all. And yet, I'm typing it right now. *fails*

Indeed, though you do have more posts than I do...I have no idea where this is going.

The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDf)
Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.
Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.
You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very selective.
Exact Opposite: Dirty Little Secret.
The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You're out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.
"You're never truly single as long as you have yourself."

ALWAYS AVOID: The Bachelor

CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail.


:confused: I'm not that selective...

Actually, I was about to say it depends on the weather,

oh...well, it's nice and warm where I am.

astronomy,

*cheesy line about stars aligned here*

amount of hair I've lost today,

do you shed often?

and the number of socks I have left in my drawer,

Well, regular changes of clothes are appreciated.


Indeed, though you do have more posts than I do...


I have no idea where this is going.

well, you know what they say about guys with big post counts

not a clue, but it's amusing

well, you know what they say about guys with big post counts

They spend too much time here? They should lurk moar? They have large manhood?

They spend too much time here? They should lurk moar? They have large manhood?

erm...it was one of those I think.

Probably the first.

erm...it was one of those I think.

Probably the first.

Maybe it's big shoes.

and i seem to have lost a flirting partner. Feh.

oh...well, it's nice and warm where I am.
nice and warm where I am too. I finally got the chance to break out the flip flops and capris today. :)
*cheesy line about stars aligned here*
Okay, I walked into that one myself.
do you shed often?
As much as a normal human being with long hair would shed.
Well, regular changes of clothes are appreciated.
Yes, but it seems I have lost one-half of my favourite pair of socks. :(
well, you know what they say about guys with big post counts

not a clue, but it's amusing
You're no Ruffy, that's for sure. :p

don't pretend innocent with me. I know what you're thinking. ;)

nope. I am all about internet polygamy. I think I am still married to Ruffy too.

You will be my smart one, Ruffy will be my silly one, and JuNii will be my Zen hugger.
Wow, Smunkee the pimp. Watch out, men of NSG. ;) :p

As much as a normal human being with long hair would shed.

That's hot *nods*

Yes, but it seems I have lost one-half of my favourite pair of socks. :(

That's a shame, did you check between the couch cushions?

You're no Ruffy, that's for sure. :p

don't pretend innocent with me. I know what you're thinking. ;)

Well, nobody else can be.

Which means only one thing, you were thinking it too

That's hot *nods*
Indeed, you may even be able to find the occasional hairball here and there. :p
That's a shame, did you check between the couch cushions?
But there are no couches in my room. :( (There is a big mess though, but let's not go into that...)
Well, nobody else can be.

Which means only one thing, you were thinking it too
Are you sure? One day, somebody will overtake Ruffy in pure spam whore-ness, and NSG shall be...well...spammed thoroughly.

At least I'm not hiding the fact that I was thinking it.

Wow, Smunkee the pimp. Watch out, men of NSG. ;) :p

All us NSG ladies are pimps on here ;) :p

Indeed, you may even be able to find the occasional hairball here and there. :p

That's....not

But there are no couches in my room. :( (There is a big mess though, but let's not go into that...)

I think I may have discovered the cause of this missing sock problem...

Are you sure? One day, somebody will overtake Ruffy in pure spam whore-ness, and NSG shall be...well...spammed thoroughly.

At least I'm not hiding the fact that I was thinking it.

One can but dream...
now that's my kind of girl....

Welcome back! You should have been here for the competition, I would have loved to compete against you again. :)

Thanks for the welcome... btw, another competition? how often do you guys celebrate them?

And for what's quoted in your sig, congratulations!

Thanks for the welcome... btw, another competition? how often do you guys celebrate them?

And for what's quoted in your sig, congratulations!

I am all for sexy woman competitions *nods*

That's....not

I think I may have discovered the cause of this missing sock problem...

One can but dream...
now that's my kind of girl....
Shhh...you don't know the cause of the missing sock problem at all. >.>

Yes, Ladame: corrupted by NSG since 2006! I really was innocent before NSG. :(
Thanks for the welcome... btw, another competition? how often do you guys celebrate them?

And for what's quoted in your sig, congratulations!
Ilie won the competition that JUST finished. You literally missed it by a week.

On the other hand, nobody knows. It looks like it's once a year, though somebody might get really bored and decide to start a new one.
I am all for sexy woman competitions *nods*
and did you miss the last one?

Shhh...you don't know the cause of the missing sock problem at all. >.>

Yes, Ladame: corrupted by NSG since 2006! I really was innocent before NSG. :(

May it be the mess perchance?

Ahh, corrupted. Yup, just the way I like 'em

[QUOTE]and did you miss the last one?

Yes...how could you have not won?

/shamelessflirt

This is where I will list people's results if they aren't matched up with any other NSers.

Gentlemen
The Backrubber - Johnny B Goode, Nationalian
The Boy Next Door - Arinola, Auman, Fleckenstein, Ifreann, Infinite Revolution, IV Stalin, Khadgar, Kiryu-Shi, Maineiacs, Mirkai, MrWho, Pyschotika, Pure Metal, Rhursbourg, SaintB, Sel Appa, Siempreciego, The Kanelandic Islands, The Metal Horde, The Tribes of Longton, Theoretical Physicists
The Hornivore - Oneiro
The Last Man On Earth - Call to Power, Chunkylover_55, Northern Borders, Spartan Lore
The Loverboy - Glorious Freedonia, Roasty, THE LOST PLANET
The Mixed Messenger - Luporum, Widfarend
The Pool Boy - Mikesburg, Soheran, TJHairball, United Law
The Slow Dancer - Athiesta, Cannon and Shipping Co, Carbandia, Cookesland, Dinaverg, JuNii, Kyronea, Potarius, Rentsaria, SimNewtonia, Tarlachia, Wilgrove
The Vapor Trail - Beekermanc

Where's Manchild? I'm a Manchild, and the dating site doesn't like me. It told me to go away. Pretty harsh.

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)


Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.


Your exact opposite:
Genghis Khunt

Random Brutal Sex Master

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Stiletto, The Battleaxe, Genghis Khunt, Half-Cocked

CONSIDER: The Peach

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)


Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

sounds good *nods*

May it be the mess perchance?

Ahh, corrupted. Yup, just the way I like 'em
Har har. Very funny, this one is. /sarcasm.

Would you like fries with that as well?
Yes...how could you have not won?

/shamelessflirt
Because I didn't enter.

Failed shameless flirting.

Wow, Smunkee the pimp. Watch out, men of NSG. ;) :p

I have nothing to fear. Because...

I'm the invisible man
I'm the invisible man
Incredible how you can
See right through me!

Yeah. :cool:

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)


Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.


Your exact opposite:
Genghis Khunt

Random Brutal Sex Master

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Stiletto, The Battleaxe, Genghis Khunt, Half-Cocked

CONSIDER: The Peach
You should get that art teacher of yours to take this quiz and see what she gets. ;)
sounds good *nods*
psst, Bumboat likes girls.

psst, Bumboat likes girls.

I was speaking in a broader conceptual sense.

I was speaking in a broader conceptual sense.
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. I believe you.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. I believe you.

you don't think I caught the female description being given matches to other female types?

S'ok, prissy girls can be fun too *nods*

you don't think I caught the female description being given matches to other female types?

S'ok, prissy girls can be fun too *nods*
Hey, you male kind have a reputation for being dense and unperceptive, so I wouldn't put it past you. :eek: :D

Oh, you ain't seen prissy yet, flirty boy.

Oh, you ain't seen prissy yet, flirty boy.

Try me, you never met my ex...

Try me, you never met my ex...
But but, I don't want to be prissy. I like being nice. :( Stop trying to make me into someone mean!

*starts throwing random stuff at you*

The Pool Boy!! I also clean pipes fyi.

But but, I don't want to be prissy. I like being nice. :( Stop trying to make me into someone mean!

*starts throwing random stuff at you*

*ducks*

missed =P

Hey Ilie! It told me to consider a Peach. So consider yourself considered. :D :fluffle:

what happened to the list of who got what? I don't see it anymore. Is it deleted or just timewarped?

This is where I will list people's results if they aren't matched up with any other NSers.

Ladies
Genghis Khunt - Aelosia, Luipaard
The Maid of Honor - Smunkeeville
The Nurse - Damaske, Nadkor
The Peach - Cabra West, Ilie, Snafturi
The Priss - Anti-Social Darwinism, Ladamesansmerci
The Sonnet - Chandelier, Glitziness, Poliwanacraca, Terrorist Cakes
The Sudden Departure - Miss Holy See, Morganatron
The Window Shopper - Dakini, WC Imperial Court
The Wild Rose - Aardweasels

Gentlemen
The Backrubber - Johnny B Goode, Nationalian
The Boy Next Door - Arinola, Auman, Fleckenstein, Ifreann, Infinite Revolution, IV Stalin, Khadgar, Kiryu-Shi, Maineiacs, Mirkai, MrWho, Pyschotika, Pure Metal, Rhursbourg, SaintB, Sel Appa, Siempreciego, The Kanelandic Islands, The Metal Horde, The Tribes of Longton, Theoretical Physicists
The Hornivore - Oneiro
The Last Man On Earth - Call to Power, Chunkylover_55, Northern Borders, Spartan Lore
The Loverboy - Glorious Freedonia, Roasty, THE LOST PLANET
The Mixed Messenger - Luporum, Widfarend
The Pool Boy - Mikesburg, Soheran, TJHairball, United Law
The Slow Dancer - Athiesta, Cannon and Shipping Co, Carbandia, Cookesland, Dinaverg, JuNii, Kyronea, Potarius, Rentsaria, SimNewtonia, Tarlachia, Wilgrove
The Vapor Trail - Beekermanc

Still there.

*ducks*

missed =P
*throws piano*

Let's see you duck that!

*throws piano*

Let's see you duck that!

You're strong! :eek:

You're strong! :eek:
>.>

I was imagining something more cartoon-like, and hoping nobody would actually point that out. My plan failed miserably :(

nope. I am all about internet polygamy. I think I am still married to Ruffy too.

You will be my smart one, Ruffy will be my silly one, and JuNii will be my Zen hugger.

Works for me. :D

nope. I am all about internet polygamy. I think I am still married to Ruffy too.

You will be my smart one, Ruffy will be my silly one, and JuNii will be my Zen hugger.
and never let it be said that I don't like to share. :D *Zen Hugs*

*throws piano*

Let's see you duck that!

if we're in a universe in which you can throw a piano, I think I could dodge it.

I'm the pool boy.

if we're in a universe in which you can throw a piano, I think I could dodge it.
Smart ass.

I didn't want to have to do this, but I guess it can't be helped. *brings on the chainsaw*

Gentlemen

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
On paper, most would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

Thanks for the welcome... btw, another competition? how often do you guys celebrate them?

And for what's quoted in your sig, congratulations!

Thanks! Good thing you weren't around, or it would be in your sig. ;)

Where's Manchild? I'm a Manchild, and the dating site doesn't like me. It told me to go away. Pretty harsh.

You're the first! Don't feel bad, I think Gengis Khunt needs the manchild. ;)

The Sonnet


Hang on now, are you male or female? I am consistently confused.

Thanks! Good thing you weren't around, or it would be in your sig. ;)

...and if I was female, it would be in my sig. ;)

I jest, I jest... fnord

You're the first! Don't feel bad, I think Gengis Khunt needs the manchild. ;)

I'm pretty sure I'm the first 5 day stand.

Hey Ilie! It told me to consider a Peach. So consider yourself considered. :D :fluffle:

Well, tell me a little about yourself, Bumboat? Got a pic? :cool:

Smart ass.

I didn't want to have to do this, but I guess it can't be helped. *brings on the chainsaw*

that's hot *nods*

Well, tell me a little about yourself, Bumboat? Got a pic? :cool:

now THAT is hot.

Hang on now, are you male or female? I am consistently confused.
Bumboat = a she.

Bumboat = a she.

which is why that's hot *nods*

Although...peach could be fun, heh

which is why that's hot *nods*

Although...peach could be fun, heh
:rolleyes: men.

I miss Peechland. I wonder where she is now.

am i the only manchild?

The Manchild

Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.

Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.

Deliberate Gentle Sex Master
But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.

It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice.

If you stay...
ALWAYS AVOID: The Dirty Little Secret

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure


i like their question on if you have an STD with a link to match.com

:rolleyes: men.

I miss Peechland. I wonder where she is now.

*Pictures Bumboat and Ilie*

well... considering...

Er... I mean...

uhm...


Be right back

*runs to take a cold shower.*

It made me answer a question over, and now it's taking forever to load the results..

*sighs*

Guess Smunkee's got enough men running around with collars and tags signifying her pimpin' ownership...

*looks for the next Maid of Honor or Sonnet*

*puts on dancing shoes and does a slow dance...alone...*

So many sweet boys around here, so many "slowdancers" and naivetes...Should Luipaard and I go predator mode, thousands would fell in a few days...

That sounded evil.










I meant it.

Interesting, last time I was "The Boy Next Door". Which would seem like an improvement, though "your love life improves every year" seems a bit odd considering I have none.

Maybe you started from a negative position?

So many sweet boys around here, so many "slowdancers" and naivetes...Should Luipaard and I go predator mode, thousands would fell in a few days...

That sounded evil.










I meant it.

Eh, sure, why not? ..though you probably meant 'fall' or 'would be felled'...

Guess Smunkee's got enough men running around with collars and tags signifying her pimpin' ownership...



I think we should all put something along the lines of "Part of Smunkee's Cyber-Stable" in our sigs. :D

I think we should all put something along the lines of "Part of Smunkee's Cyber-Stable" in our sigs. :D

...

only if she wants it there. :p

...

only if she wants it there. :p

True. It was really more of a joke than an actual suggestion.

True. It was really more of a joke than an actual suggestion.
... as is my repliy...
hint: Stable is often referred to (in some books) as a collection of slaves... and I don't mean the type from ROOTS.

You're assuming she wouldn't choose to brand us with a hot iron poker...

ouch...

So many sweet boys around here, so many "slowdancers" and naivetes...Should Luipaard and I go predator mode, thousands would fell in a few days...

That sounded evil.


I meant it.


Go to predator mode already! Start with the poolboys...

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DGSD&g=1&o=1&h=167

The Backrubber
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSDm)


Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.

We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.


Your exact opposite:
The Vapor Trail

Random Brutal Love Master

Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.

Though you're not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Peach

CONSIDER: The Playstation

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Last time I did this I was "The Boy Next Door"...probably a reflection on how my own life has changed (considering I'm not settled and thus- perhaps- not ready for dating). Interesting.

So, who's a Playstation? :p

... as is my repliy...
hint: Stable is often referred to (in some books) as a collection of slaves... and I don't mean the type from ROOTS.

Ahh... OK. Didn't know that one.

Eh, sure, why not? ..though you probably meant 'fall' or 'would be felled'...

So many sweet boys around here, so many "slowdancers" and naivetes...Should Luipaard and I go predator mode, thousands would fall in a few days...

That sounded evil.

(Thanks, Dinaverg)


And...I don't know, I think that is exactly what you all would like, with your victim complex, Mikesburg? :p

So many sweet boys around here, so many "slowdancers" and naivetes...Should Luipaard and I go predator mode, thousands would fall in a few days...

That sounded evil.

(Thanks, Dinaverg)


And...I don't know, I think that is exactly what you all would like, with your victim complex, Mikesburg? :p

Nah, actually I'm not that easy...

I'd be more of a challenge, really. Besides, I'm too meh atm.

Wait..

Snafturi's a chick?

I am also surprised to see that Terrorist Cakes is my opposite...

I am also surprised to see that Terrorist Cakes is my opposite...

Opposites attract.


>.>
<.<

Opposites attract.


>.>
<.<

lol.....

Opposites attract.


>.>
<.<

I'm not attracted to Terrorist Cakes, sorry. She's not even part of my sisterhood.

I'm not attracted to Terrorist Cakes, sorry. She's not even part of my sisterhood.

:(

:(

Pffft, don't get bored, Eraeya and WYTYG, on the other hand...

The Loverboy.

Pffft, don't get bored, Eraeya and WYTYG, on the other hand...

:D

Pffft, don't get bored, Eraeya and WYTYG, on the other hand...

*erhrm*

I'm just glad there aren't more hornivores. We're ugly, ugly people.

I'm just glad there aren't more hornivores. We're ugly, ugly people.

I can say the same thing about the Genghis...

I'd take that test, but it wants me to lie about my age (which is easy)... and I can't answer about five of those questions... goddammit I wanna take the test... because I like taking online tests for no reason... :(

So many sweet boys around here, so many "slowdancers" and naivetes...Should Luipaard and I go predator mode, thousands would fall in a few days...

That sounded evil.

heh, I remember my naive days...

So many sweet boys around here, so many "slowdancers" and naivetes...Should Luipaard and I go predator mode, thousands would fall in a few days...You'll have to get past me first :D

You'll have to get past me first :D

Meh, according to the test, you are me, but with more weight between the legs.

You would have been labeled as dangerous from day one, and from the beginning, avoided and dodged completely. Even more, perhaps I'd throw you into the arms of some Sonnet girl.

You would have been labeled as dangerous from day one, and from the beginning, avoided and dodged completely. Even more, perhaps I'd throw you into the arms of some Sonnet girl.

I wonder what that says about me...*shrug*

So many sweet boys around here, so many "slowdancers" and naivetes...Should Luipaard and I go predator mode, thousands would fell in a few days...

Thousands? Just how many have responded to this topic?

Slow dancer, same as last year.

So many sweet boys around here, so many "slowdancers" and naivetes...Should Luipaard and I go predator mode, thousands would fell in a few days...

That sounded evil.

I meant it.

I would survive, I will think you will find that there are no greater mental defences than ignorance and apathy.

Thousands? Just how many have responded to this topic?
I'm sure we'd get a lot more people joining the forums in that scenario. :p

heh, I remember my naive days...

Your superation of the naive tendency is still unproved.

Your superation of the naive tendency is still unproved.

hah, you don't know me too well....

My results are on the front page, feel free to look. Or post 280

Thousands? Just how many have responded to this topic?

Is called "exaggeration", but well, I hope you get the point.

I would survive, I will think you will find that there are no greater mental defences than ignorance and apathy.

Yep, asexual people are really hard to seduce. The only way to deal with them is to seduce a pair of sensitive people and throw them against the asexual, apathic, one.

It works. It does. but it is usually too hard to achieve, involves a lot of effort and usually it isn't worth all the resources invested.


hah, you don't know me too well....

My results are on the front page, feel free to look. Or post 280

Now I got it. You would be either a shitload of fun, or a pain in the ass. It depends.

Now I got it. You would be either a shitload of fun, or a pain in the ass. It depends.

Those do tend to be the two options so I am told. I typically aim for the former...

I was such the innocent child in my youth...

Those do tend to be the two options so I am told. I typically aim for the former...

I was such the innocent child in my youth...

We all were. But at certain age, you have to choose between going stable, becoming prey, or becoming a predator.

According to the test results, we both went for the last option. It doesn't mean we "hurt" our prey, (somtimes it happens), but we love the hunt nevertheless.

Slow dancer, same as last year.

what city did you used

Well I re-took it with a bit more thinking put into it.....

The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)

Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.

Your exact opposite:
The False Messiah

Deliberate Brutal Love Master
If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Priss

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I don't know, really I'd say "The Pool Boy Next Door" is me lol..

We all were. But at certain age, you have to choose between going stable, becoming prey, or becoming a predator.

According to the test results, we both went for the last option. It doesn't mean we "hurt" our prey, (somtimes it happens), but we love the hunt nevertheless.

yes well, I have a theory on that, but an open forum is perhaps not the best place for it, heh.

Check your TGs, by the way.

yes well, I have a theory on that, but an open forum is perhaps not the best place for it, heh.

Check your TGs, by the way.

Love proposals so early in the morning? :p

Love proposals so early in the morning? :p

well, I DID just have my morning coffee...

Fuck. Used to be "the Loverboy"


The Vapor Trail
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMm)

Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?

Your exact opposite:
The Backrubber

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer
What about now?

Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.

You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:

Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.


FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure

well, I DID just have my morning coffee...

I'm out of cigarettes...

And well, the thing that determines if you are a shitload of fun or a pain in the ass is just...

Your looks. That simple. And your ability and performance regarding certain activities.

I'm out of cigarettes...

And well, the thing that determines if you are a shitload of fun or a pain in the ass is just...

Your looks. That simple. And your ability and performance regarding certain activities.

Hah, fair enough.

As I said, I do have a theory behind the whole pray/preditor dichodemy, if you wanted to hear.

Hah, fair enough.

As I said, I do have a theory behind the whole pray/preditor dichodemy, if you wanted to hear.

I'm all ears, or eyes, in any case.

Is called "exaggeration", but well, I hope you get the point.

I did, just forgot to put smilies in my text. I could also say it would be interesting what would fall after your 'conquests'.

Love proposals so early in the morning? :p

As long as no one tries to get people to cyber :p .

As long as no one tries to get people to cyber :p .


Given how far I am of the rest of the generalites, I can't see how he can propose something different, unless he has a lot of money to spend...

I'm sure we'd get a lot more people joining the forums in that scenario. :p

Orgy!

I'm all ears, or eyes, in any case.

as I said, perhaps not appropriate for open forum, sent a TG.

I just realised the perfect solution: NS worldwide meet and orgy-a-thon!

this could work....

Given how far I am of the rest of the generalites, I can't see how he can propose something different, unless he has a lot of money to spend...

I just realised the perfect solution: NS worldwide meet and orgy-a-thon!

Sorry everybody, Jolt went down last night while I was updating the results post. I'm trying to update it all again now plus the results of people who took it since last night.

Bumboat = a she.

which is why that's hot *nods*

Although...peach could be fun, heh

Oh, that IS hot. I still want a pic though. ;)

I just realised the perfect solution: NS worldwide meet and orgy-a-thon!

You deserve 'best idea' award :P

not real

Wait..

Snafturi's a chick?

Just wondering if anyone could answer that.

Oh, that IS hot. I still want a pic though. ;)

wait...of which one of us? :p

not real

really*?

really*?

i must be as it never heard of capital of my state

i must be as it never heard of capital of my state

Ah.

I just realised the perfect solution: NS worldwide meet and orgy-a-thon!

...what have I unleashed?? :eek:

wait...of which one of us? :p

Bumboat, silly. Although feel free to link me to your pic as well, if you like.

Bumboat, silly.

oh =(

Although feel free to link me to your pic as well, if you like.

I don't actually have one online....should fix that some day.

So, Ilie?

Sorry it took so long to reply...keeping up on all these new results is a job, let me tell you.

As for matching, I'm waiting to see a picture of Bumboat first. :cool:

:) oh =(



I don't actually have one online....should fix that some day.

Some day = today

! :)

The Boy Next Door

Everybody check the list and make sure you're on it. Everything is alphabetized. If you're missing, let me know...I had some problems with Jolt and lost a few people from the list while updating.

:)

Some day = today

! :)

I don't usually keep a camera around the office....

Sorry it took so long to reply...keeping up on all these new results is a job, let me tell you.

As for matching, I'm waiting to see a picture of Bumboat first. :cool:

i'll get it for you and i give up i'll let you pick one you think that fits me

About your theory, Arthais101....




http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/motivator7211928.jpg


Sorry, I had to do that.

About your theory, Arthais101....

Sorry, I had to do that.

You would think so, however, you'd be surprised at how many deny it.

I just realised the perfect solution: NS worldwide meet and orgy-a-thon!

Probably that idea will end with the males proposing an orgy, then staying alone as the females go all for a coffee & comment.

You would think so, however, you'd be surprised at how many deny it.

Yes, but that's the whole point of it, no?

I don't usually keep a camera around the office....

No? I have one on my phone and a regular camera in my bag.

Yes, but that's the whole point of it, no?

I was more refering to those that can't denying that they would if they could.

No? I have one on my phone and a regular camera in my bag.

ok, yeah my cell does have a camera, but it's largely crap...meh, will see what i can do.

i'll get it for you and i give up i'll let you pick one you think that fits me

Thanks! And you want me to pick somebody for you? I don't see your results...what did you end up as on the test?

...what have I unleashed?? :eek:

Something which most definately would need pictures of such an event. Maybe even a movie.

Something which most definately would need pictures of such an event. Maybe even a movie.

Reminds me of that guy who takes photos of huge crowds of naked people.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/05/06/AR2007050601045.html

Thanks! And you want me to pick somebody for you? I don't see your results...what did you end up as on the test?

i don't get them as it never heard of Perth

Bumboat
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12594945&postcount=780

i don't get them as it never heard of Perth

Bumboat
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12594945&postcount=780

What does that have to do with it? It doesn't matter where you are, just make something up.

Bumboat
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12594945&postcount=780

Bumboat, I accept.



Where can I find you in RL?? *frustrated* :(

*sniff* now I feel all rejected :(

What does that have to do with it? It doesn't matter where you are, just make something up.

but i like my city

oh ok as you order me too :p

*sniff* now I feel all rejected :(

I thought you settled on LaDame? I have you matched at the beginning of the thread...

but i like my city

oh ok as you order me too :p

I promise to honor your city in every other way. *sings Australian national anthem*

*whatever that might be*

Ugh. It refuses to give me the results. It simply sits on "loading" and than times out. OkCupid clearly hates me. :(

Joe is very confused with the fresh knowledge he has implanted into his brain...

**Note to self - poking brain isn't very fun, nor pleasant feeling...what are maths again?**

I thought you settled on LaDame? I have you matched at the beginning of the thread...

......:confused:

it is generally best if one rarely, if ever, takes me seriously.

i don't get them as it never heard of Perth


Perth? Whats Perth? Sounds like the capital of a seperate country to me ;) .

Or at least somwhere that would take way too long to get to (like going to Adelaide on a train).

Probably that idea will end with the males proposing an orgy, then staying alone as the females go all for a coffee & comment.

Ummm, coffee orgy?

You have all the good coffee over there so of course you would choose coffee.

Ugh. It refuses to give me the results. It simply sits on "loading" and than times out. OkCupid clearly hates me. :(

Metal Hordes had a similar problem, but he finally got it to work. I think he tried doing it with a different network...?

Jolt is doing something similar to me, but I am still managing to run a thread...somehow.

......:confused:

it is generally best if one rarely, if ever, takes me seriously.

So do you want me to un-match you?

So do you want me to un-match you?

breaking from the realm of humor and all joking aside, "matched" with a minor is probably not a good idea.

breaking from the realm of humor and all joking aside, "matched" with a minor is probably not a good idea.

LaDame's a minor?!

WHY AM I SO SLOW AT KNOWING THESE DAMN THINGS -_-

First it's "Snafturi is a chick"

and now this...

What else, is Santa Clause REALLY Violet?

Perth? Whats Perth? Sounds like the capital of a seperate country to me ;) .

Or at least somwhere that would take way too long to get to (like going to Adelaide on a train).



Ummm, coffee orgy?

You have all the good coffee over there so of course you would choose coffee.

hey it don't like Sydney too

No one wants to date a peach?:(

No one wants to date a peach?:(

Seems like you are alone. Noone want a Genghis Khunt neither, I guess I scare them away.

No one wants to date a peach?:(

I think I'm too young for you :P, and I'm not sure Eraeya would like that much of me either.

No one wants to date a peach?:(
Meh, I got The Retard...I mean, boy next door. That's a match in't it?

Yeah, some typical Tribes smoothness there...¬_¬

breaking from the realm of humor and all joking aside, "matched" with a minor is probably not a good idea.

18 isn't a minor, is it?

The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master
(RGLMm)

Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships - as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.

Your exact opposite:
The Billy Goat
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach

FACT: You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft*, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word "sammenschaft") as "eternal togethermanship".

*I have never even heard of that word, nor of that principle. I don't know what the hell they're trying to say with it. That's not even a real German word.

Anyway, who's my match? :fluffle:

Anyway, who's my match? :fluffle:Apparently I am, if you're homo that is.

Seems like you are alone. Noone want a Genghis Khunt neither, I guess I scare them away.

Hey now, don't speak for all of us. A certain amount of directness is...refreshing.

18 isn't a minor, is it?

technically I suppose not....

No one wants to date a peach?:(

oh there's a certain fun in that as well....

oh there's a certain fun in that as well....

Hah..

Anyways, I guess I'll match my self. Always fancied marrying my self.

Seems like you are alone. Noone want a Genghis Khunt neither, I guess I scare them away.

Its too much coffee, it gives you old coffee breath.

hey it don't like Sydney too

Hmmm, a Perth-Melbourne initiative to take over something of Sydney's (like the international flights it has)...

No one wants to date a peach?:(

Well, I'm a Boy Next Door, so we match.

No one wants to date a peach?
I would!

http://www.section.at/img/smiley/girl_2.gif___http://www.section.at/img/smiley/date2.gif

________http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/XXlockt.gif

http://www.section.at/img/smiley/valentina2.gifhttp://www.section.at/img/smiley/heart.gif

http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/ohrfeige.gif

http://www.section.at/img/smiley/schmatzer.gif

http://www.section.at/img/smiley/grabsch.gif

http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/kiss.gif

___http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/over18.gif

Oh, and I found those WTC pictures taken from the air I was talking about.
I "just" need to scan and upload them. Can take a little while...
I'll TG you when I posted them in the photography thread.

(And I'll have to wait for my sister to return from California - she has the real nice B/W ones taken with her camera - but I wouldn't know where...)

I think I'm too young for you :P, and I'm not sure Eraeya would like that much of me either.
If you're under 18, yes. Otherwise....

Meh, I got The Retard...I mean, boy next door. That's a match in't it?

Yeah, some typical Tribes smoothness there...¬_¬
You're not retarded. You're very sweet. And unlike some women; I like the nice guy, not the a**hole.

Seems like you are alone. Noone want a Genghis Khunt neither, I guess I scare them away.
Strong women need strong men (I swear I didn't mean that to sound all feministy).

Well, I'm a Boy Next Door, so we match.
True that. Wow, I guess all I needed to do was speak up.

I would!

http://www.section.at/img/smiley/girl_2.gif___http://www.section.at/img/smiley/date2.gif

________http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/XXlockt.gif

http://www.section.at/img/smiley/valentina2.gifhttp://www.section.at/img/smiley/heart.gif

http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/ohrfeige.gif

http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/kiss.gif

___http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/over18.gif

Oh, and I found those WTC pictures taken from the air I was talking about.
I "just" need to scan and upload them. Can take a little while...
I'll TG you when I posted them in the photography thread.

(And I'll have to wait for my sister to return from California - she has the real nice B/W ones taken with her camera - but I wouldn't know where...)
I accept! Yay! :fluffle: :fluffle:

feh, once again I am ignored :p

feh, once again I am ignored :p

Sorry, did you say something?

feh, once again I am ignored :p

Sorry, it wasn't intentional. I'm looking at this thread between spreadsheet goodness.


It was a very sweet comment.

Here's a kitten.
http://www.webdesign.org/img_articles/7072/Action-Kitten.jpg

Sorry, it wasn't intentional. I'm looking at this thread between spreadsheet goodness.

I have 200 pages of deposition testimony to go through....

trade you.

I have 200 pages of deposition testimony to go through....

trade you.

Egads. Sounds like you know how to have fun too.

Strong women need strong men (I swear I didn't mean that to sound all feministy).
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I accept! Yay! :fluffle: :fluffle:
Jubilations! :fluffle: :fluffle:

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(Now why the heck do you need to be so far away, eh? :p)

I am over 18 incedentally.
Glad to hear it!

(I've already been accused of robbing the cradle once...)

The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.

You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.


DREAD: The False Messiah

CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door

*raises hand* Ilie I'd like to be matched up with someone! *looks at Psychotika and waves her eyelashes*

Egads. Sounds like you know how to have fun too.

oh you know it, just yesterday I spent the whole day going over financial records. I'm still recovering

You're not retarded. You're very sweet. And unlike some women; I like the nice guy, not the a**hole.
No no, retarded pretty much sums me up. As my imaginary line of ex-girlfriends, girls who've shown an interest and girls in clubs.

Yeah, he's pretty much a fuckwit. Could have been full on with me but messed it up, now I'm off with some guy I knew from home.

We had something going for a bit but I got bored cos he's useless and unimaginative.

I spent all night being flirty as fuck with him and he didn't pick up on it. Worra tit.

Pretty much :)

The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.

You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.

You know I gotta say I'm warming to the peach description....

Yeah, he's pretty much a fuckwit. Could have been full on with me but messed it up, now I'm off with some guy I knew from home.

We had something going for a bit but I got bored cos he's useless and unimaginative.

I spent all night being flirty as fuck with him and he didn't pick up on it. Worra tit.

Oh god that reminds me of me some years back...

dam it takes for ever to load after you fill it out

The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.

You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.


DREAD: The False Messiah

CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door

*raises hand* Ilie I'd like to be matched up with someone! *looks at Psychotika and waves her eyelashes*

Oi! :D

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.


Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

I'd say I had low experience, but whatever.

feh, once again I am ignored :p

I've been here for more than a year longer than you have, and I still get ignored; witness the fact that I approached both Smunkee and Snafturi first and some "smooth operator" moved in like I wasn't there. :(

CONSIDER: The Peach




*cough* please do...

*cough* please do...

Who said I wasn't gonna?

:P

Yes, I are takez you.

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[QUOTE]I accept! Yay! :fluffle: :fluffle:
Jubilations! :fluffle: :fluffle:

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(Now why the heck do you need to be so far away, eh? :p)


Glad to hear it!

(I've already been accused of robbing the cradle once...)
Why do you always have to visit the wrong coast? The west coast is so much prettier. The people here are nicer too.;)

oh you know it, just yesterday I spent the whole day going over financial records. I'm still recovering

That's what I'm doing today. Good times!

No no, retarded pretty much sums me up. As my imaginary line of ex-girlfriends, girls who've shown an interest and girls in clubs.

Yeah, he's pretty much a fuckwit. Could have been full on with me but messed it up, now I'm off with some guy I knew from home.

We had something going for a bit but I got bored cos he's useless and unimaginative.

I spent all night being flirty as fuck with him and he didn't pick up on it. Worra tit.

Pretty much :)
There idiots! Screw them!

I've been here for more than a year longer than you have, and I still get ignored; witness the fact that I approached both Smunkee and Snafturi first and some "smooth operator" moved in like I wasn't there. :(

Kitten?
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/CuteKittyHug.jpg:)

Who said I wasn't gonna?

:P

Yes, I are takez you.

And wee i sez yes!

*rings the weddin' bells*

Kitten?
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/CuteKittyHug.jpg:)

OMG CUTE KITTIES!!!

Aren't you a Peach?

And wee i sez yes!

*rings the weddin' bells*

:eek:

oh an the site hates me all i get is blank page

:eek:

oh an the site hates me all i get is blank page

Don't worry, you'll get an invitation in due time bro :)

Ilie won the competition that JUST finished. You literally missed it by a week.

On the other hand, nobody knows. It looks like it's once a year, though somebody might get really bored and decide to start a new one.

I see! Good I'm not late for voting in the Male Contest. ;)

Thanks! Good thing you weren't around, or it would be in your sig. ;)

Nah, I've seen the pictures and yours were stunning.

Don't worry, you'll get an invitation in due time bro :)

hard if no one knows what bro is sis
an why did i look up hip replacement the thing mom having monday

Nobody wants pool boys here...

LaDame's a minor?!

WHY AM I SO SLOW AT KNOWING THESE DAMN THINGS -_-

First it's "Snafturi is a chick"

and now this...

What else, is Santa Clause REALLY Violet?
I'm not a minor. You people need to stop speaking of silly things you know not of...or ask Dinaverg for the real information. :p

I'm not a minor. You people need to stop speaking of silly things you know not of...or ask Dinaverg for the real information. :p

Nehehehe. ^_^

I'm not a minor. You people need to stop speaking of silly things you know not of...or ask Dinaverg for the real information. :p

ahh, well that is slightly more acceptable.

But you're pretty close, kiddo :p

Nobody wants pool boys here...

No, no, apparently I do. And Damaske.

Nobody wants a nurse, though, it seems...

No, no, apparently I do. And Damaske.

Nobody wants a nurse, though, it seems...

I do! But only by technicality, see, by you being a nurse, wanting you would technically be want a nurse but....whatev.

Sides, TC should show up.

Nobody wants a nurse, though, it seems...

.....helloooooo nurse!

ahh, well that is slightly more acceptable.

But you're pretty close, kiddo :p
Yeah yeah. So I fall into the stupid "barely legal" category. So what? I'd rather they switch the legal age to rent porn with the legal age to drink, so I can go get myself some booze right now.

Yeah yeah. So I fall into the stupid "barely legal" category. So what? I'd rather they switch the legal age to rent porn with the legal age to drink, so I can go get myself some booze right now.

and because you're on the internet, you can get booze AND porn at the same time!

Kitten?
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/CuteKittyHug.jpg:)

Thanks.:) At least the kittens love me. :(

.....helloooooo nurse!

5 bonus points for the Animaniacs reference. :D

Nobody wants a nurse, though, it seems...

I know! I see people going after them Peaches!

Don't you boys want a nurse??! We could take real good care of you! ;)