NationStates Jolt Archive

any maids of honor or sonnets out there? ;)

and because you're on the internet, you can get booze AND porn at the same time!
But I don't want porn, and the intraweb doesn't fill my glass full of booze! I really wish it would though.

I do! But only by technicality, see, by you being a nurse, wanting you would technically be want a nurse but....whatev.

Sides, TC should show up.

Yeah, but that's not really wanting a nurse, that's just wanting me for some odd reason :p

Don't you boys want a nurse??! We could take real good care of you! ;)

hellooooooo nurses

hellooooooo nurses

Hi there!;) ........






Wait...it says you're taken.:(

.....helloooooo nurse!

Er...helloooooo?

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

Your exact male opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men.


Helloooooo story of my life...

OMG CUTE KITTIES!!!

Aren't you a Peach?

;)

Hi there!;) ........






Wait...it says you're taken.:(

yeah...I'm not exactly sure who put that there......

Er...helloooooo?

it was a quote from a tv show, heh.

But hi.

yeah...I'm not exactly sure who put that there......

hmmm...interesting.

;)

I'll take that as "Yes I'll give you false hope."

hmmm...interesting.

so...do you have the nurse's outfit too? :p

so...do you have the nurse's outfit too? :p

*bitch-slaps you repeatedly*

so...do you have the nurse's outfit too? :p

Oh I sure do! Quite a few of them actually.:D
(interesting enough..I am a nurse in RL)

*bitch-slaps you repeatedly*

now now, you want to see it as much as I do.

I'll take that as "Yes I'll give you false hope."

I've been asked out many times today. I have to play a little hard to get.

Oh I sure do! Quite a few of them actually.:D
(interesting enough..I am a nurse in RL)

oh...how fortuitous

....

can I make a joke about taking my temperature now?

oh...how fortuitous

....

can I make a joke about taking my temperature now?


Are you feeling a little warm?

*bitch-slaps you repeatedly*

Hey, no violence over me!:p

Are you feeling a little warm?

...I have nothing to say to this that won't get me banned....

other than, perhaps "maybe, want to find out for sure?"

I'm The Priss. Like Ladame. :)

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DBLD&g=0&o=1

Edit: upon closer reading, I remember that that's what I was last time, too. I also realize that it's still a load of bullshit. :p

I'm The Priss.

this....is not surprising.

Hey, no violence over me!:p

oh deep down you love it:p

this....is not surprising.
Oh please. Just because I didn't put out yet? ;)

Also note my edit above.

I've been asked out many times today. I have to play a little hard to get.

How hard to get? ;)

Oh please. Just because I didn't put out yet? ;)

That's only because you're a continent away dear ;)

How hard to get? ;)

Well, I don't want to be an NSG slut.:P

...I have nothing to say to this that won't get me banned....

other than, perhaps "maybe, want to find out for sure?"

*feels forehead*

yup

oh deep down you love it:p

yup :D
But it would be un-ladylike of me not to say it.

That's only because you're a continent away dear ;)
That may well be true. ;)

That's only because you're a continent away dear ;)

What continent are you on?

What continent are you on?

north america.

She's german.

*feels forehead*

yup

Ohhh there's such a tempting line, and I would SO get in trouble

But it would be un-ladylike of me not to say it.

Sure, just as long as we understand each other ;)

Ohhh there's such a tempting line, and I would SO get in trouble



Sure, just as long as we understand each other ;)

lol, sure

Boy next door.

Well, I don't want to be an NSG slut.:P

You can pick one, can't you? ;)

*getting sick of ;) smiley*

lol, sure

it was such a good line too, if you want me to wisper it to you :p

Apparently I am compatible with Vapor Trail...

And Beeker's the only VT.

And I don't know him. :(

I'm The Priss. Like Ladame. :)

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DBLD&g=0&o=1

Edit: upon closer reading, I remember that that's what I was last time, too. I also realize that it's still a load of bullshit. :p
Oh come ON! I thought it was pretty accurate. :p

Besides, they just said we're the smartest type of all the females, so just take the compliment and run, k? ;)

Arthais101, you've just been dubbed by Ladame as the Official Forum Flirt. I'd give you a trophy too, but I'm too lazy to find a fitting image. Go search for your own trophy. It can be your quest. :p

Arthais101, you've just been dubbed by Ladame as the Official Forum Flirt

....y'all are just figuring this out now?

Oh come ON! I thought it was pretty accurate. :p

Besides, they just said we're the smartest type of all the females, so just take the compliment and run, k? ;)Honestly, aside from the "smartest" part it really, really wasn't. :p
That part was totally true, though. :cool:

....y'all are just figuring this out now?
Well, I thought a title was appropriate. You don't have to accept if you don't want to.

....y'all are just figuring this out now?Don't look at me, I've known for a long time.

Well, I thought a title was appropriate.

I would have hoped by now it would have also been self evident *shrug*

Don't look at me, I've known for a long time.

oh well YOU would.

it was such a good line too, if you want me to wisper it to you :p

I think I should give you an aspirin.

Honestly, aside from the "smartest" part it really, really wasn't. :p
That part was totally true, though. :cool:
Awwww...WYTYG doesn't want to be in the same category as me? I'm hurt. :( :p
I would have hoped by now it would have also been self evident *shrug*
Well, you can TAKE the title and quit yer smart-mouthing, or you can leave the title and I'll give it to somebody else.

I think I should give you an aspirin.

hah, why's that?

Apparently I am compatible with Vapor Trail...

And Beeker's the only VT.

And I don't know him. :(

oh

Awwww...WYTYG doesn't want to be in the same category as me? I'm hurt. :( :pOh please, I don't believe for a second that description accurately describes you!

hah, why's that?

Your fever might be getting a little high..

Your fever might be getting a little high..

oh really? well whose fault is that?

oh

:fluffle:

The test told me to CONSIDER Vapor Trail. Never said I couldn't CONSIDER anyone else :D

But apparently nobody should consider Wild Rose. :(

oh really? well whose fault is that?

:D

But if you think you can *whisper* the line to me.... :p

:D

But if you think you can *whisper* the line to me.... :p

hah, check your TGs.

:fluffle:

The test told me to CONSIDER Vapor Trail. Never said I couldn't CONSIDER anyone else :D

But apparently nobody should consider Wild Rose. :(

well the test wont load up the last page an tell me what i am so i'll take that as a sign of something

Oh please, I don't believe for a second that description accurately describes you!

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.

These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.

You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.

Blue = true
Red = false

It's really not bad compared to some of the other online quizzes.

well the test wont load up the last page an tell me what i am so i'll take that as a sign of something

It doesn't know what you are :eek:

Anyway, my test just told me to avoid The Bachelor. There are no Bachelors on NSG....

It doesn't know what you are :eek:

Anyway, my test just told me to avoid The Bachelor. There are no Bachelors on NSG....

after taken it five times and five times not loading an seen what going in the thread
i'll take that as a good sign that it doesn't know what i'am

hah, check your TGs.

got it.

Ouch!

The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.


Your exact female opposite:
The Intern

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer

We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber (DGSD), The Gentleman (DGLM)

CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail (RBLM), someone just like you

You can pick one, can't you? ;)

*getting sick of ;) smiley*
Me too.


No smiley.

got it.

yes, I noticed :p

:eek:

The Battleaxe
Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM)

Sharp. Hardened. Dominating. The Battleaxe sweeps all before her, smiting and what not.

You've had a number of serious relationships, so you obviously have many attractive qualities. You're well experienced in dealing with other people's weirdnesses, and it's likely you're good in bed by now, too. Also, like the drunken housewife chucking Heinekens at her no-good husband, you've got a lot of energy.

People can tell you're sophisticated, and so you find yourself the object of infatuations quite often. But it's how you handle yourself in your relationships that gets you the 'brutal' tag. Controlling? Imperious? Overbearing? Yes, please.

Remarkably, you don't mind the same from your men. You've experience enough to take whatever you dish out. Overall, you're a very good person and a capable lover, and when the time comes you'll make a fine divorcee.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Poolboy (RGSD)

CONSIDER: The False Messiah (DBLM), someone just like you.

breaking from the realm of humor and all joking aside, "matched" with a minor is probably not a good idea.

LaDame is a minor?? Good lord...

LaDame is a minor?? Good lord...

I had no idea how young she was until she mentioned she was taking AP exams too.

18 isn't a minor, is it?

No, 18 is legal.

LaDame is a minor?? Good lord...

well we've established I was (barely) wrong

feh, once again I am ignored :p

You need to say to somebody directly, "Will you match with me?" or something. You can't just be all hinty and subtle because then you will be ignored.

The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.

You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.


DREAD: The False Messiah

CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door

*raises hand* Ilie I'd like to be matched up with someone! *looks at Psychotika and waves her eyelashes*

Well, did Psychotika accept? ...and might I add, you are officially my twin. You don't like multi-quoting, your name is all vowelly like mine, and we're both peaches. And aren't we the same age? Yes yes, we are twins.

LaDame is a minor?? Good lord...
Keep reading, dearie. :p
I had no idea how young she was until she mentioned she was taking AP exams too.
I'm older than you are, most likely. I was held back a grade due to immigration to a country speaking a whole other language I've never learned before. Still, I shouldn't be older than you by much, since I'm a December birthday.

Yeah, and I get the "I thought you were older" thing a lot. Do I REALLY act that old? :eek: :(
well we've established I was (barely) wrong
Ilie is just doing her catch up of the thread thing, and (hopefully) updating the list of quiz-takers on the first page. She'll get to that part sooner or later.

Illie, you haven't posted German Nightmare and I.

I thinkz we iz matchd/

Nah, I've seen the pictures and yours were stunning.

Your pictures from last year inspired me to have my pictures taken by somebody other than myself at arm's length. I can't recommend it enough. ;)

Nobody wants pool boys here...

Why don't you ask somebody, preferably in colored or bolded text, if they will match with you? Somebody specific, not just a casting call.

Keep reading, dearie. :p

I'm older than you are, most likely. I was held back a grade due to immigration to a country speaking a whole other language I've never learned before. Still, I shouldn't be older than you by much, since I'm a December birthday.

Yeah, and I get the "I thought you were older" thing a lot. Do I REALLY act that old? :eek: :(

Ilie is just doing her catch up of the thread thing, and (hopefully) updating the list of quiz-takers on the first page. She'll get to that part sooner or later.

Everyone's older than me. I'm an August born, so everyone I know (mostly) is older. And you just seemed older. Same surprise came to me when I heard Ruffy was about my age (IIRC). I always get the "You look so much older" thing.

The Backrubber
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)


Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.

We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.


Your exact male opposite:
The Vapor Trail

Random Brutal Love Master
Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.

Though you're not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Peach (RGLM)

CONSIDER: The Playstation (RGSM)

Well that wasn't what I was expecting...

Everyone's older than me. I'm an August born, so everyone I know (mostly) is older. And you just seemed older. Same surprise came to me when I heard Ruffy was about my age (IIRC). I always get the "You look so much older" thing.
Well, Ruffy is right about your age. Ruffy is actually about half a year younger than I am. If you want the "you look so much older" thing, I got a "are you 23?" when I was FIFTEEN!

Well, did Psychotika accept? ...and might I add, you are officially my twin. You don't like multi-quoting, your name is all vowelly like mine, and we're both peaches. And aren't we the same age? Yes yes, we are twins.

Heh, you're 20 too...I thought you were like 23...24...

Anyways, yea I've accepted.

Well, Ruffy is right about your age. Ruffy is actually about half a year younger than I am. If you want the "you look so much older" thing, I got a "are you 23?" when I was FIFTEEN!

Ha, I've always preferred the 'no way you're that old...can I see some ID?'

I'm hoping it will last :P

Well, Ruffy is right about your age. Ruffy is actually about half a year younger than I am. If you want the "you look so much older" thing, I got a "are you 23?" when I was FIFTEEN!

Haha wow. Some guy hit on me when I was about 13, I think. He must have thought I was like 18 or 19 at least. Just a few months ago I got that I looked 25. It helps if I leave the mess of a pathetic excuse for a beard on my face and untrimmed.

Ha, I've always preferred the 'no way you're that old...can I see some ID?'

I'm hoping it will last :P
I would prefer to be mistaken as younger too, but with my current haircut, it's not happening. I feel like I should be wearing dress suits and working at some corporate office. :(

Do you get the "no way you're that old" one often? What's your secret? :p
Haha wow. Some guy hit on me when I was about 13, I think. He must have thought I was like 18 or 19 at least. Just a few months ago I got that I looked 25. It helps if I leave the mess of a pathetic excuse for a beard on my face and untrimmed.
How old was this guy? That's just kind of creepy...13?

Ha, I've always preferred the 'no way you're that old...can I see some ID?'

I'm hoping it will last :P
I get that all the time. I'm always asked for ID in bars and clubs...and if I'm buying lottery tickets or cigs. I'm 21 ffs! :P

(on the bright side, I can still get the kids fare on the bus if I'm lucky :D)

How old was this guy? That's just kind of creepy...13?

I don't know, I'm gonna say early 20s, probably no more.

:eek:

The Battleaxe

Yay, you unlocked another new type! I love that.

Well, Ruffy is right about your age. Ruffy is actually about half a year younger than I am. If you want the "you look so much older" thing, I got a "are you 23?" when I was FIFTEEN!

I'm pretty sure Ruffy's a November kid. Just about a month older than me, I think.

People say I look younger than I am. :/

Ilie is just doing her catch up of the thread thing, and (hopefully) updating the list of quiz-takers on the first page. She'll get to that part sooner or later.

Right on! I try to start from the last post I saw and work my way up. Everything should be updated now. <3

Right on! I try to start from the last post I saw and work my way up. Everything should be updated now. <3

I really imagine you as a bubbly, goofy, cutesy, bubbly kind of person...*blink...blink*

You do like the famous <3 though :P

Illie, you haven't posted German Nightmare and I.

I thinkz we iz matchd/

You're up there, sweetpea. I'm waiting to hear from Bumboat...I'm hoping to put us two up there as well. :cool:

Do you get the "no way you're that old" one often? What's your secret? :p Wide-eyed innocence. Yeah, I know it's hard to believe, but I come across as incredibly sweet and innocent in real life. Fools.

Business attire does help somewhat, but I still get carded all the time. Anymore it's, 'you look too young to have kids that age!'.

Wide-eyed innocence.

.....

bwahahahahahaha

aha aha

ha!

I get that all the time. I'm always asked for ID in bars and clubs...and if I'm buying lottery tickets or cigs. I'm 21 ffs! :P

(on the bright side, I can still get the kids fare on the bus if I'm lucky :D)

One thing I hate is when people ask me to buy smokes for them...I don't smoke (no, I'm not buying for kids who are underage, just lazy bastards who don't want to go themselves). I always feel guilty buying smokes for some reason that escapes me, and I must act shifty because I ALWAYS get freakin' carded.

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGLD&g=0&o=1

.....

bwahahahahahaha

aha aha

ha!

Just because you know the truth doesn't mean others do:p

Trust me, it allows me to get away with some pretty scandalous shit. People just assume I'm kidding. I can admit to anyone rather explicit preferences and they just giggle as though I've made a rather risque, but patently untrue joke.

I really imagine you as a bubbly, goofy, cutesy, bubbly kind of person...*blink...blink*

You do like the famous <3 though :P

I certainly can be! I feel like I am on here. Every so often my *cold as ice* side comes out, but I think I generally love people here and that makes me happy and bubbly.

I do like the famous <3 because it can be annoying to only use the same smileys over and over. I need more variety, and not the moving smiley kind either that some people manage to use. They get too distracting for me, keep it simple I say.

I don't know, I'm gonna say early 20s, probably no more.
That is just TOO creepy. :S:S
I'm pretty sure Ruffy's a November kid. Just about a month older than me, I think.

People say I look younger than I am. :/
Why do you even know Ruffy's birthday? Okay, so he's nearly a year younger than I am. He's still closer to TMH's age.
Wide-eyed innocence. Yeah, I know it's hard to believe, but I come across as incredibly sweet and innocent in real life. Fools.

Business attire does help somewhat, but I still get carded all the time. Anymore it's, 'you look too young to have kids that age!'.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You know, you'd probably be one of the last people to qualify as inocent in my book. So all you need to do is smile sweetly and be little girl like. I can totally pull that off. *goes off to formulate plan to seem younger*

I'm pretty sure Ruffy's a November kid. Just about a month older than me, I think.

People say I look younger than I am. :/

November of 89?

That is just TOO creepy. :S:S

It was weird at first, but then it was flattering haha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You know, you'd probably be one of the last people to qualify as inocent in my book. So all you need to do is smile sweetly and be little girl like. I can totally pull that off. *goes off to formulate plan to seem younger*

That's because NSG tends to see more of the real me than people outside of my friends in real life. Which makes total sense. I don't go discussing my political or sexual beliefs with strangers in real life, unless it's somehow appropriate. Well, okay, that's not totally true, but let's imagine I'm speaking generally :) Here, we all discuss things that the average person is not going to know about us.

And not little girl like. I never said little girl like. But I am most delighted to inform you that I recently had a coworker believe that I was a bible-thumping puritanical, frigid little priss. (I still have no idea why, but hey.) When I disabused him of his error, he was...quite shocked. Now THAT is fun.

The innocent look generally works for me. People think I'm this naive little thing, and then *pow* surprise! I don't really mean for it to be that way, I guess my face and my voice makes me seem younger and less experienced than I am.

...I am most delighted to inform you that I recently had a coworker believe that I was a bible-thumping puritanical, frigid little priss. (I still have no idea why, but hey.) When I disabused him of his error, he was...quite shocked. Now THAT is fun.

I bet he wanted to do you. *tee hee hee!*

Why do you even know Ruffy's birthday? Okay, so he's nearly a year younger than I am. He's still closer to TMH's age.

I remember people's birthdays that are similar to my own. He's almost exactly a month older than me. Chandelier is exactly a month younger than me, almost to the minute. Smukee's birthday is two days before mine... I think that's all the generalite birthdays I know.
November of 89?

yeahs.

I bet he wanted to do you. *tee hee hee!*

How do you think I changed his opinion?

I certainly can be! I feel like I am on here. Every so often my *cold as ice* side comes out, but I think I generally love people here and that makes me happy and bubbly.

I do like the famous <3 because it can be annoying to only use the same smileys over and over. I need more variety, and not the moving smiley kind either that some people manage to use. They get too distracting for me, keep it simple I say.

I could never imagine you having a cold as ice side...

Possibly a pissed off, I want to hurt you badly side...

hmm...

eh....

...

You could always just use ^^ that's a good variation.

yeahs.

So I'm older than you two! I knew I was you, but not Ruffy. That's surprising.

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGLD&g=0&o=1

Drats...we used to be a match. Guess I had it coming after Buffalo won...

How do you think I changed his opinion?

*gasp* Oh MY...

That's because NSG tends to see more of the real me than people outside of my friends in real life. Which makes total sense. I don't go discussing my political or sexual beliefs with strangers in real life, unless it's somehow appropriate. Well, okay, that's not totally true, but let's imagine I'm speaking generally :) Here, we all discuss things that the average person is not going to know about us.

And not little girl like. I never said little girl like. But I am most delighted to inform you that I recently had a coworker believe that I was a bible-thumping puritanical, frigid little priss. (I still have no idea why, but hey.) When I disabused him of his error, he was...quite shocked. Now THAT is fun.
Yeah, the internet really gives you a sense anonymity. I would REALLY have a problem saying some of the things I say here in RL, mainly due to the "I have to see you tomorrow at school face to face" factor.

Well, I don't know why, but most people who first meet me are absolutely SHOCKED to learn I'm not a goody-two-shoe who's never done anything remotely bad. Every single person are astonished when I tell them I've done drugs, as if it's a heresy or something. I blame it on racial stereotypes.

Teehee...you as a bible-humper...now THAT is a funny image. :p
The innocent look generally works for me. People think I'm this naive little thing, and then *pow* surprise! I don't really mean for it to be that way, I guess my face and my voice makes me seem younger and less experienced than I am.
I thought you were innocent at first too...>.>
I remember people's birthdays that are similar to my own. He's almost exactly a month older than me. Chandelier is exactly a month younger than me, almost to the minute. Smukee's birthday is two days before mine... I think that's all the generalite birthdays I know.


yeahs.
More than I do. I know my own birthday...and that's it. :p

You sad little 89's. I'm a dragon and you're merely snakes. :p

November of 89?

11/22/89
22/11/89

:)

Why are we discussing age? O_o

I could never imagine you having a cold as ice side...

Possibly a pissed off, I want to hurt you badly side...

hmm...

eh....

...

You could always just use ^^ that's a good variation.

Too anime, I don't do those kinds of eye ones. :D

As for a cold as ice side, it comes out in the threads involving things like suicide, euthanasia, and eugenics I guess. That's what you get when you have an analytical person in the human services field...I care for my personal clients and I'm good at what I do, but when I'm on my own I end up seeing people as data points.

You sad little 89's. I'm a dragon and you're merely snakes. :p

Rub it in some more :mad:

More than I do. I know my own birthday...and that's it. :p

You sad little 89's. I'm a dragon and you're merely snakes. :p

At least I'm not a pig or a mouse or something like that... Although dragons are clearly the coolest.

Well, I don't know why, but most people who first meet me are absolutely SHOCKED to learn I'm not a goody-two-shoe who's never done anything remotely bad. Every single person are astonished when I tell them I've done drugs, as if it's a heresy or something. I blame it on racial stereotypes.

I thought you were innocent at first too...>.>


Yeah, that "passive asian girl" thing really follows people, it's stupid. :rolleyes: So, LaDame, you don't think I'm innocent anymore? Why is that, might I ask? ;)

At least I'm not a pig or a mouse or something like that... Although dragons are clearly the coolest.

I'm a dog.

Okay, bring on the jokes. *sigh*

11/22/89
22/11/89

:)

Why are we discussing age? O_o

Trains.
08/10/89 I'm quite surprised I'm older than someone in my grade.

Damn you dragon!

Rub it in some more :mad:
*rubs it in*
At least I'm not a pig or a mouse or something like that... Although dragons are clearly the coolest.
I must admit snakes are the second coolest. I wouldn't mind being a snake that much, actually, though I would NEVER want to give up being a dragon. :D
Yeah, that "passive asian girl" thing really follows people, it's stupid. :rolleyes: So, LaDame, you don't think I'm innocent anymore? Why is that, might I ask? ;)
Yeah, I hate racial stereotypes, especially since I act NOTHING like your stereotypical Asian. I'm loud and headbang to metal music. That kind of just killed the Asian stereotype right there. :p

Because you're actually NOT innocent? Come on, one can only flirt so much online before you lose your "innocent" status. :p
I'm a dog.

Okay, bring on the jokes. *sigh*
Want a treat? :p

Trains.
08/10/89 I'm quite surprised I'm older than someone in my grade.

Damn you dragon!

*is a Junior*

Yeah, the internet really gives you a sense anonymity. I would REALLY have a problem saying some of the things I say here in RL, mainly due to the "I have to see you tomorrow at school face to face" factor. It's not that I wouldn't say any of this to people in RL. It just doesn't always come up...or people think I'm kidding. Generally those people don't understand sarcasm, and hence, are not people I intend to get to know better anyway. However, anonymity IS important if you are in any sort of profession that monitors its member's 'image'. Teaching is an obvious one...but you'd be amazed at what can get you into trouble even as a STUDENT of law. It's pretty incredible considering the rather low opinion most people have of lawyers anyway. Still, it wouldn't take much digging to uncover my very public activities, political or otherwise, so I guess I'm less worried than I was as a teacher.

Well, I don't know why, but most people who first meet me are absolutely SHOCKED to learn I'm not a goody-two-shoe who's never done anything remotely bad. Every single person are astonished when I tell them I've done drugs, as if it's a heresy or something. I blame it on racial stereotypes. Wait...you're asian? Why oh why can't you be at least 21? I'd feel too creepy hitting on you desipte the fact that I have a totally irrational love of asian chicks.

Teehee...you as a bible-humper...now THAT is a funny image. :pHa, you said bible-humper :D

Yeah, that was actually a little offensive. I got over it though.

Yeah, I hate racial stereotypes, especially since I act NOTHING like your stereotypical Asian. I'm loud and headbang to metal music. That kind of just killed the Asian stereotype right there. :p

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/b4/DEM37.jpg
Herman is Asian and he's fucking metal!

Want a treat? :p

That's hot *nods*

That's hot *nods*

Second.

Too anime, I don't do those kinds of eye ones. :D

As for a cold as ice side, it comes out in the threads involving things like suicide, euthanasia, and eugenics I guess. That's what you get when you have an analytical person in the human services field...I care for my personal clients and I'm good at what I do, but when I'm on my own I end up seeing people as data points.

Ah...

and...

Sweet, so that means I'm just another statistic 0o?

Sorry, my brain is shut off so that didn't even make sense to my self...

*is a Junior*

:eek: :eek: Wha?!

I'm a dog.

Okay, bring on the jokes. *sigh*

Nah, you're too nice for me to go there. :)

It's not that I wouldn't say any of this to people in RL. It just doesn't always come up...or people think I'm kidding. Generally those people don't understand sarcasm, and hence, are not people I intend to get to know better anyway. However, anonymity IS important if you are in any sort of profession that monitors its member's 'image'. Teaching is an obvious one...but you'd be amazed at what can get you into trouble even as a STUDENT of law. It's pretty incredible considering the rather low opinion most people have of lawyers anyway. Still, it wouldn't take much digging to uncover my very public activities, political or otherwise, so I guess I'm less worried than I was as a teacher.
Well, there's also the general avoidance of discussing anything slightly controversial like religion and abortion in RL, because people are so goddamn sensitive over it. You kind of have to tone down your own opinion just to not hurt your friend's feelings. Well, if you're going to be a public figure, having someone uncover you've said some controversial stuff (like what we get here everyday) could potentially ruin your career. You know, I truly love the internet. :D
Wait...you're asian? Why oh why can't you be at least 21? I'd feel too creepy hitting on you desipte the fact that I have a totally irrational love of asian chicks.
Yeah...another good thing about the internet: nobody puts any racial stereotypes on you. Sorry, but I'm straight.
Ha, you said bible-humper :D

Yeah, that was actually a little offensive. I got over it though.
I like bible-humper better than bible-thumper. Come on, if they love the bible so much why don't they just hump it?

Okay, it IS offensive, but you know what? It's also funny. So whatever.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/b4/DEM37.jpg
Herman is Asian and he's fucking metal!
Wheeeeeeeeeee! :D
That's hot *nods*
Second.
Why? :confused:

Is there some innuendo here that I don't get?

Why do you always have to visit the wrong coast? The west coast is so much prettier. The people here are nicer too.
I don't. I've been to California in 2004. Why didn't you tell me earlier where you were?
Kitten?
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/CuteKittyHug.jpg
OMG OMG OMG! That is sooo cute!
I've been asked out many times today. I have to play a little hard to get.
May I refer you to post #461? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12628655&postcount=461)
Well, I don't want to be an NSG slut.:P
Who called you a slut? http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/shakko.gif

You need to say to somebody directly, "Will you match with me?" or something. You can't just be all hinty and subtle because then you will be ignored.
Uhm. I did. But you didn't show up. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/denied.gif
Illie, you haven't posted German Nightmare and I.

I thinkz we iz matchd/
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/drool.gif I think we do. ;)
Ha, I've always preferred the 'no way you're that old...can I see some ID?'

I'm hoping it will last :P
Huh. I can't even remember the last time I was carded.

:eek: :eek: Wha?!

*nods*

Hmmm. There are a lot more poolboys here since I left... and no Playstations or Dirty Little Secrets. And the Genghis Khunts haven't gone on a rampage yet either.

What's a poolboy to do? Maybe I oughta just net some gal up, before they're all taken.

I like bible-humper better than bible-thumper. Come on, if they love the bible so much why don't they just hump it?

Okay, it IS offensive, but you know what? It's also funny. So whatever.


I'm still convinced that Jehova's Witnesses and Mormons and such would have a much higher success rate if they just slutted up a little. I would be easily converted that way.

And not little girl like. I never said little girl like. But I am most delighted to inform you that I recently had a coworker believe that I was a bible-thumping puritanical, frigid little priss. (I still have no idea why, but hey.) When I disabused him of his error, he was...quite shocked. Now THAT is fun.

Puritanical!? :p

Ha, I've always preferred the 'no way you're that old...can I see some ID?'

I'm hoping it will last :P

It has for me, thank god. At 40 in September, I usually get guesses of 25-30. For an actor, it's an absolute godsend to look younger than you are..

It has for me, thank god. At 40 in September, I usually get guesses of 25-30. For an actor, it's an absolute godsend to look younger than you are..

I prefer looking older.













It makes the bartender think he's not breaking the law. :)

Iam the boy next door. I think this test is crap.your result is fine.. better than mine..
It says I am some kind of man-horse.. :D

I prefer looking older.













It makes the bartender think he's not breaking the law. :)

Give it time, that outlook will change. I can remember when it was a pain in the ass to be 23-24 and still get carded.

Give it time, that outlook will change. I can remember when it was a pain in the ass to be 23-24 and still get carded.

I'll have mine glued to my forehead. *nod*

Yep, asexual people are really hard to seduce. The only way to deal with them is to seduce a pair of sensitive people and throw them against the asexual, apathic, one.

It works. It does. but it is usually too hard to achieve, involves a lot of effort and usually it isn't worth all the resources invested.

I'm not asexual and in this case I'm not apathetic (actually that all depends on your definitions). Now if I had a choice in the matter....

You're so too Apathetic..


EMOOO.....EEEEMMMOOOO...

:P

You're so too Apathetic..


EMOOO.....EEEEMMMOOOO...

:P

:eek: Am not!!!

:rolleyes: Well I do have a chunk of wrist skin missing at the moment but that's not really my fault.

Also I don't really think I'm completely apathetic towards anything, there are just things that I care less about, or try/wish to care less about.

:eek: Am not!!!

:rolleyes: Well I do have a chunk of wrist skin missing at the moment but that's not really my fault.

Also I don't really think I'm completely apathetic towards anything, there are just things that I care less about, or try/wish to care less about.

Or just have no real emotion for ,yet, :P?

its my eighth go on trying to find out what i am an it still don't load
that site sucks

Kitten?
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/CuteKittyHug.jpg:)

Can I steal your kitten?
plz?
Cos I'm stealin it anyway

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/i-has-a-frend-we-bes-bff.jpg

Or just have no real emotion for ,yet, :P?

What?

Heh, sure. I don't know what being a Slow Dancer entails, but I like dancing, so I'll take it. :)

Oh, goodie. It took me two days to respond, but that's what I get for missing the thread for that period of time.

Poliwanacraca and I match, Illie.

What?

Sorry, that was my...Dyslexia...

I mean, you don't really care because you tend not to really give a lot of thought into it yet?

Sorry, I'm also a bit confused..

Can I steal your kitten?
plz?
Cos I'm stealin it anyway

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/i-has-a-frend-we-bes-bff.jpg

teh win.

Sorry, that was my...Dyslexia...

I mean, you don't really care because you tend not to really give a lot of thought into it yet?

Sorry, I'm also a bit confused..

Possibly. I think really, I try not to care because I know that all things considered (being the young, slight OCD suffering (probably wrong word) engineer stereotype (http://www.dbooth.net/internerd/engineers2.cfm) I am) I know that it could never work properly for at the very least a few years if not longer than half a decade, so I don't bother. Maybe one day my views will change as I do but for now I'm happiest, sitting back, attempting to resist my own mind and sometimes tapping it as a source of getting lucky good results out of trying to do slightly stupid things.

interesting

ALWAYS AVOID: The Priss (DBLD)
CONSIDER: The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM), The Nurse (RGSD)

I guess I should be looking for a Nurse with a dirty little secret.

so, who wants to play nurse? :fluffle:

The Backrubber
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)


Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.

We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.


Your exact male opposite:
The Vapor Trail

Random Brutal Love Master
Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.

Though you're not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Peach (RGLM)

CONSIDER: The Playstation (RGSM)

Fairly accurate.

I should try to seduce Smunkee...To try and prove myself how decayed (and talented, that's not an easy feat), I am.

I should try to seduce Smunkee...To try and prove myself how decayed (and talented, that's not an easy feat), I am.yeah.. or you could try.. seducing :fluffle: a Mod. (considerably more difficult)
I tried.. and was politely rejected :D

What is your dating persona BTW?

I don't. I've been to California in 2004. Why didn't you tell me earlier where you were?
Well, you never mentioned visiting the west coast. I live in Oregon. A wee bit north of California.

OMG OMG OMG! That is sooo cute!
I am the official judge of cute kittens.

May I refer you to post #461? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12628655&postcount=461)
And may I refer you to post #462 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12628655&postcount=462)? How could I possibly turn down such a nice request from such a handsomer gentleman?

Who called you a slut? http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/shakko.gif
Well, if I accepted every invitation that came my way, I think a lot of people would.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/drool.gif I think we do. ;)
:fluffle:
Huh. I can't even remember the last time I was carded.
It's about 50/50 for me. Gah!! I hate getting old.

Can I steal your kitten?
plz?
Cos I'm stealin it anyway

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/i-has-a-frend-we-bes-bff.jpg

Win!!!

yeah.. or you could try.. seducing :fluffle: a Mod. (considerably more difficult)
I tried.. and was politely rejected :D


Couldn't resist the awsomeness?

Couldn't resist the awsomeness?I dont know.. :D so many girls.. so little time :cool:

yeah.. or you could try.. seducing :fluffle: a Mod. (considerably more difficult)
I tried.. and was politely rejected :D

What is your dating persona BTW?

I am a Genghis Khunt, and I already tried with a mod, (I think I even tried with two, but the second one was the smart one), and I was succesful. Sadly for the both of us, we live too far from each other.

Smunkee remains as more than a challenge, but even a quest.

The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)


Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.


You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.

Your exact male opposite:
The Billy Goat

Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph (DBSD)

CONSIDER: The Window Shopper (RGLD), The Peach (RGLM)

I am a Genghis Khunt.....

You are just saying that to turn me on :cool:

...

You are just saying that to turn me on :cool:

then check the list on the first page.

then check the list on the first page.soo... whats your e-mail ;)

soo... whats your e-mail ;)

I hope that is an attempt of an elaborate joke...

I got The Sonnet, which is pretty accurate.

I hope that is an attempt of an elaborate joke...there is just one way to find out ;)

The test called me gay. Or a loser. I'm not sure.

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.

The test called me gay. Or a loser. I'm not sure.

Loser.

Loser.

Eat my fuck.

Eat my fuck.

Hey!, blame the test, not me.

Would I got a better answer from you by saying, "gay"?

Actually, it even highlighted your chances of becoming a child molestor.

Eat my fuck.

*shock*

BIG BOY WORDS!!

Eat my fuck.
:confused:
Hey!, blame the test, not me.

Would I got a better answer from you by saying, "gay"?

Actually, it even highlighted your chances of becoming a child molestor.

i wish i could blame it for something but it don't load the last page an tell me what i am

Would I got a better answer from you by saying, "gay"?

Probably a wittier one, yes. :)

:confused:

LOL.

Nah, you're too nice for me to go there. :)

I appreciate it. :)

Eat my fuck. Wrong thread.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=526442

The Manchild
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)

Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.

Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.

But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.

It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice.

Your exact male opposite:
The Bachelor
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master

If you stay...
ALWAYS AVOID: The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM)

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure (RBLM).

YA RLY.

interesting

ALWAYS AVOID: The Priss (DBLD)
CONSIDER: The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM), The Nurse (RGSD)

I guess I should be looking for a Nurse with a dirty little secret.

so, who wants to play nurse? :fluffle:

What was the title of your result?

#1 Wrong thread.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=526442

Riiiiiight...

#2 Dont ask a question if you dont have what it takes (to receive the answer.)

You're making two assumptions; firstly that my post was actually directed at anyone in particular for confirmation (do you see a question mark there?), and secondly that I was actually offended.

You're wrong on both counts. ;)

Has anybody seen Bumboat? I want to flirt with her.

i wish i could blame it for something but it don't load the last page an tell me what i am

I don't know what's the matter with it, I'm sorry. :( You should write them and complain.

Has anybody seen Bumboat? I want to flirt with her.

no and you did not see me too i'm not real

no and you did not see me too i'm not real

What?

What was the title of your result?

Occean, you are...

The Playboy

Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're The Playboy.

You're spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.

It's obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you're after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you're straight up with potential partners. And if a girl you want isn't into something casual, it's no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with her. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.

If you're feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there's a possibility of rejection.

I like the tattoo on the pic.. :D

http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RGSMm.gif

I like the tattoo on the pic.. :D

http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RGSMm.gif

Interesting hair!

Has anybody seen Bumboat? I want to flirt with her.

Yea, and I want to watch.

Eat my fuck.
I'm sure there are many nice homosexuals that would be more than happy to eat your fuck.
i wish i could blame it for something but it don't load the last page an tell me what i am

Same problem here.

Thank you for adding us, Ilie.

Oh, and completely off-topic, but you really need to smile more. :)

The Backrubber
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)


Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.

We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.


Your exact male opposite:
The Vapor Trail

Random Brutal Love Master
Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.

Though you're not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Peach (RGLM)

CONSIDER: The Playstation (RGSM)

Fairly accurate.

*waves*

What?
indeed :p
Same problem here.

guest it don't want us to ever know

Well, did Psychotika accept? ...and might I add, you are officially my twin. You don't like multi-quoting, your name is all vowelly like mine, and we're both peaches. And aren't we the same age? Yes yes, we are twins.

Yay! We're twins! And yes :) he accepted. Will you be my maid of honour?

Yea, and I want to watch.

For shizzo.

Thank you for adding us, Ilie.

Oh, and completely off-topic, but you really need to smile more. :)

Cripes! You are like the 30th person to say that. Okay, let me take a picture RIGHT NOW and smile and then you can all be so happy. :p

There. Yaaaay!
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/photos%20of%20me/IMG_0683s.jpg

Yay! We're twins! And yes :) he accepted. Will you be my maid of honour?

Gladly! Unless I have to buy an ugly, expensive dress...and listen to you freak out for a year about silly wedding details. God.

Gladly! Unless I have to buy an ugly, expensive dress...and listen to you freak out for a year about silly wedding details. God.

*Is completely lost like he should be*

Gladly! Unless I have to buy an ugly, expensive dress...and listen to you freak out for a year about silly wedding details. God.

I don't know what the wedding will be like, I'll talk it over with Psych :) and you can wear whatever you like sweetheart, just no pink. And if there's going to be a big make-out, I want in!

weddings are now happing time for me to ship out

*Is completely lost like he should be*

Look man, just show up and try not to be still drunk from the night before. That's all you have to do.

Look man, just show up and try not to be still drunk from the night before. That's all you have to do.

Drunk, oh...who ever said I was going to get drunk...

*Shit, she knows my plans...only a matter of time before...crap...*

I don't know what the wedding will be like, I'll talk it over with Psych :) and you can wear whatever you like sweetheart, just no pink. And if there's going to be a big make-out, I want in!

Wait, a big make-out...avec whom? (Yeah, I'm not too good with pink.)

Drunk, oh...who ever said I was going to get drunk...

*Shit, she knows my plans...only a matter of time before...crap...*

Don't worry, apparently we'll all have a big make-out and nobody will notice.

Does anybody notice that your name is not Psychotika, it's Pyschotika?

Don't worry, apparently we'll all have a big make-out and nobody will notice.

Does anybody notice that your name is not Psychotika, it's Pyschotika?

Yea, actually I honestly did mis-spell it back in the day...but now that I've looked it up, it's taken by some guy from 03...anyways...

PISSCHOTIKA, YAY!

weddings are now happing time for me to ship out

No! You have to stick around. Single women participating in weddings are very vulnerable, you need to be around to give me lots of consolation hugs.

Look man, just show up and try not to be still drunk from the night before. That's all you have to do.

Emm... That's not really all he has to do...

No! You have to stick around. Single women participating in weddings are very vulnerable, you need to be around to give me lots of consolation hugs.

Which I honestly don't think you'd personally have a problem with not getting enough consolation hugs, :P.

Emm... That's not really all he has to do...

*Crap...now they're REALLY on to me*

Wait, a big make-out...avec whom? (Yeah, I'm not too good with pink.)

The wedding will be on a boat. You can not leave. There will be alcohol and several people of the other sexe (or the same, which ever you prefer in drunk condition). Savvy?

Which I honestly don't think you'd personally have a problem with not getting enough consolation hugs, :P.

Yeah, well. I blend into the crowd in RL. That is why I am so happy to be sexiest NSer. ;)

Yeah, well. I blend into the crowd in RL. That is why I am so happy to be sexiest NSer. ;)

If only the majority of males in my family were bachelors again, I'd show you how soon so many of them would try to get your attention lol.

No! You have to stick around. Single women participating in weddings are very vulnerable, you need to be around to give me lots of consolation hugs.
but i'am a no body
The wedding will be on a boat. You can not leave. There will be alcohol and several people of the other sexe (or the same, which ever you prefer in drunk condition). Savvy?

just keep the booze away from me

The wedding will be on a boat. You can not leave. There will be alcohol and several people of the other sexe (or the same, which ever you prefer in drunk condition). Savvy?

Several people of both sexes would be fine. If savvy means I'm in, then yes, I'm highly savvy on this one.

Several people of both sexes would be fine. If savvy means I'm in, then yes, I'm highly savvy on this one.

You are hereby offically my maid of honour :fluffle:

If only the majority of males in my family were bachelors again, I'd show you how soon so many of them would try to get your attention lol.

Awww...<3

Btw, I can see what people's problem is with OkCupid...they're going through a redesign, and I can barely load anything. I'm surprised this many people got test results at all! I hope Imperial Isa keeps trying. :(

You are hereby offically my maid of honour :fluffle:

Sha-weet. Now, are we allowed to make out too, or is that kind of taboo to do at one's own wedding?

but i'am a no body

You're not a nobody. In fact, you've found me a thread or a picture anytime I even mention wondering where it might be, and I've seen you do that for a lot of people. That is really sweet.

Now, I don't do this very often, but...:fluffle: (Just don't go telling everybody.)

I hope Imperial Isa keeps trying. :(

when he not paying bills ,doing shopping and other things over 8 weeks as his mom having a hip replacement this monday

Sha-weet. Now, are we allowed to make out too, or is that kind of taboo to do at one's own wedding?

Fine by me :) We'll have to find out how Psych feels on it. He'll probably be okay if he gets to watch (at least).

Sweety, how does that sound?

Fine by me :) We'll have to find out how Psych feels on it. He'll probably be okay if he gets to watch (at least).

Sweety, how does that sound?

As long as I had you all to my self, sure. :P

when he not paying bills ,doing shopping and other things over 8 weeks as his mom having a hip replacement this monday

Oh dear, well, good luck to her. And good luck to you! Are you not used to paying bills, going grocery shopping, and other such things?

when he not paying bills ,doing shopping and other things over 8 weeks as his mom having a hip replacement this monday

You have to come to the wedding too, even if it's just to relax. You can bring your mom, we'll make the boat wheel-chair friendly. I wouldn't want to have my wedding without my brother-through-adoption!

I was the sonnet.

Fine by me :) We'll have to find out how Psych feels on it. He'll probably be okay if he gets to watch (at least).

Sweety, how does that sound?

As long as I had you all to my self, sure. :P

Now I'm kind of wishing that this was real. *sigh*

Now I'm kind of wishing that this was real. *sigh*

You have no idea :)

You have no idea :)

Yay, joy!!! lol

I was the sonnet.

My goodness, was that really your first post? Well, I'm honored that you would choose my thread for it! Welcome to NationStates General, my dear!

You have no idea :)

Alright, where are you again?

Alright, where are you again?

We're still deciding :P

Alright, where are you again?

Do you mean where my body is, or where my heart is?

Do you mean where my body is, or where my heart is?

Oh I wish it were both halves :(

Oh I wish it were both halves :(

Soon my sweet :)

Soon my sweet :)

We both look creepy talking about it on a forum :P But who am I to give a shit less, :D.

We both look creepy talking about it on a forum :P But who am I to give a shit less, :D.

Oops, sorry, I got carried away :) *shuts up*

Oops, sorry, I got carried away :) *shuts up*

Nah, but I'm sure others are confused beyond the no returning point now.

Nah, but I'm sure others are confused beyond the no returning point now.

So our evil skeem worked! *mwoohahhaaaa*

*eating popcorn* Teehee. Romance pictures are amusing.

*eating popcorn* Teehee. Romance pictures are amusing.

AHH, HE BREATHES!

So our evil skeem worked! *mwoohahhaaaa*

Y'could've just used some kind of IM...Would go much faster, y'all could get to the fun part. :p

You're not a nobody. In fact, you've found me a thread or a picture anytime I even mention wondering where it might be, and I've seen you do that for a lot of people. That is really sweet.

Now, I don't do this very often, but...:fluffle: (Just don't go telling everybody.)
:fluffle:
Oh dear, well, good luck to her. And good luck to you! Are you not used to paying bills, going grocery shopping, and other such things?
thanks
only a hand full of the house bills not all of them
only what food i need not for both of us
and other things is what ever i get given to do too
You have to come to the wedding too, even if it's just to relax. You can bring your mom, we'll make the boat wheel-chair friendly. I wouldn't want to have my wedding without my brother-through-adoption!
ok but she stays at home as she be driving me nuts
Do you mean where my body is, or where my heart is?

Oh I wish it were both halves :(

Soon my sweet :)

We both look creepy talking about it on a forum :P But who am I to give a shit less, :D.

err

AHH, HE BREATHES!

Err. yes. Most people breathe, but it's a personal preference, really.

Do you mean where my body is, or where my heart is?

Where can I make out with you.

Oh, hi Dinaverg! Heh heh...sorry about the thread...there, good as new...

Y'could've just used some kind of IM...Would go much faster, y'all could get to the fun part. :p

We've been talking on MSN since like...two weeks now I think.

Y'could've just used some kind of IM...Would go much faster, y'all could get to the fun part. :p

We are :p it just doesn't seem to suffice. But okay! Enough on the subject already!

Y'could've just used some kind of IM...Would go much faster, y'all could get to the fun part. :p

Hmm, perhaps it is Gabbly time?

Sweet, my label changed! I'm a cabbage patch girl. *wheee*

We've been talking on MSN since like...two weeks now I think.

Can I watch? ;)

Where can I make out with you.




Ah! My body's right here in Antwerp, Belgium, yours to grab (we're not married yet, right Psych ;) ). Err... Where would you be?

Ah! My body's right here in Antwerp, Belgium, yours to grab (we're not married yet, right Psych ;) ). Err... Where would you be?

I still get to partake in this, correct? Call it a threesome? :P jk...or am I...nah I'm yanking your chain...or am I?

*Stewie...Family Guy...:P*

Ah! My body's right here in Antwerp, Belgium, yours to grab (we're not married yet, right Psych ;) ). Err... Where would you be?

Shnikies, I'm on the East coast of the US. Foiled again!

Shnikies, I'm on the East coast of the US. Foiled again!

Ahha... Well we may meet sooner than you'd expect *lifts one eye brow*

Shnikies, I'm on the East coast of the US. Foiled again!

You did sound Carolinian on the voice clip...

Hmm, perhaps it is Gabbly time?

Sweet, my label changed! I'm a cabbage patch girl. *wheee*

it msn now days hell i'm on it too but finding out what sis is up to on it i think i stay off it now

Ahha... Well we may meet sooner than you'd expect *lifts one eye brow*

And how's that?

And how's that?

You're both completely disregarding my existance now, aren't you?

it msn now days hell i'm on it too but finding out what sis is up to on it i think i stay off it now

Is everybody on MSN? Geez...well, will somebody please find me on there, I'm Ilie on MSN too. I barely know how to work it, so you'll have to bear with me.

Is everybody on MSN? Geez...well, will somebody please find me on there, I'm Ilie on MSN too. I barely know how to work it, so you'll have to bear with me.

that one thing i don't know is to find others

Is everybody on MSN? Geez...well, will somebody please find me on there, I'm Ilie on MSN too. I barely know how to work it, so you'll have to bear with me.

You could of course TG your address or something like that.