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catholic uniform=hot. even if it actually isn't. regardless of gender.

and I'm the one in the green tshirt, who looks to be falling over/getting up in the background
Mmmm.. Catholic schoolgirls.. Yum

*gasps*

Fuck off!
Jeez I do my job and I get yelled at :(

I get a great health care plan though.. so hah!

haha...ever try sleeping with a kickstand in the bed?

and the innuendo just keeps going...
Teehee!

Jeez I do my job and I get yelled at :(

I get a great health care plan though.. so hah!
Stupid DNA. It's stupid.

haha...sorry, the "my child" wasn't meant to be condescending...just playing off the catholic thing we had going

Meh, I prefer not being Catholic, thank you.

However, if anyone wants to help me dress up like one... (er... by telling me how do to so for myself, you are NOT allowed to come here and actually help...)

Although I really wouldn't do anything with a schoolboy. Well, unless he was a hot 18-years old schoolboy...
Well I'll be an 18yr old schoolboy for like 2 months next year.. But, I'mnot taking the uniform off for you :p

Meh, I prefer not being Catholic, thank you.

However, if anyone wants to help me dress up like one... (er... by telling me how do to so for myself, you are NOT allowed to come here and actually help...)
haha...okay...black leather shoes, argyle knee high socks, while and blue plaid skirt, white blouse. maybe a plain tie.

Well I'll be an 18yr old schoolboy for like 2 months next year.. But, I'mnot taking the uniform off for you :p
well, going by the standard fantasy, he would be taking it off of you...the whole "leading to temptation" thing...yeah. *ahem*

Stupid DNA. It's stupid.
Perhaps, but so far, luscious and permissive. *nods emphatically*

Stupid DNA. It's stupid.
DNA is a very important. Espescialy in your case.

haha...okay...black leather shoes, argyle knee high socks, while and blue plaid skirt, white blouse. maybe a plain tie.
Argyle turns me on.

Perhaps, but so far, luscious and permissive. *nods emphatically*
Lol. Up to you :p.

DNA is a very important. Espescialy in your case.
*Gasp*
Why me :(

Perhaps, but so far, luscious and permissive. *nods emphatically*
Very much so.

*nods emphatically also*

Eh, so long as the sig remains worthy of the awesome list. It should avoid losing all relative awesomeness after being compared to HTKAM.
HTKAM ... remind me would you?

I'm gonna have to dedicate a page somewhere. I most certainly possess more than 8 siglines worth of material.

haha...okay...black leather shoes, argyle knee high socks, while and blue plaid skirt, white blouse. maybe a plain tie.

*demands to know what this "argyle" thing is*

Lol. Up to you :p.
Well, Ruffy and i.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11238947&postcount=1514
And he says - so far - that you aren't the weakest link :p
*ducks*

*Gasp*
Why me :(
Straughn, he doesn't know :D

*demands to know what this "argyle" thing is*
Argyle - you know, the Lt. Cmdr on the ST:TNG episode "Where No One Has Gone Before":
http://www.tv.com/star-trek-the-next-generation/where-no-one-has-gone-before/episode/18993/summary.html

Well, Ruffy and i.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11238947&postcount=1514
And he says - so far - that you aren't the weakest link :p
*ducks*
Meh, you're both homosexual with eachother.

Straughn, he doesn't know :D
Exactly. :headbang:

*demands to know what this "argyle" thing is*
it refers to the pattern...these are examples
http://www.sockbroker.com/belts/DSC00098.JPG

Meh, you're both homosexual with eachother.
Our relationship is strictly business. I think you should've noticed that by now.
However, since you said, and i quote:
Lol. Up to you :p
And when you say permissive, well ... you know. ;)

Straughn, he doesn't know :D
Happily, blissfully unawares is he, indeedy, yarrrrh.

*demands to know what this "argyle" thing is*
http://www.m-w.com/mw/art/argyle.gif

The finalists are stunning: I wanted to vote for many of them!!!

It was really hard to decide on one... :rolleyes:

it refers to the pattern...these are examples
http://www.sockbroker.com/belts/DSC00098.JPG
mmmm

Argyle - you know, the Lt. Cmdr on the ST:TNG episode "Where No One Has Gone Before":
http://www.tv.com/star-trek-the-next-generation/where-no-one-has-gone-before/episode/18993/summary.html

Oh, that is a familiar name!

... I have all seven seasons, have watched them through twice, and I'm not able to put the name to a face... this is not good...

Favorite part is during "Rascals" when JP has a "tantrum". :p Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! ....

HTKAM ... remind me would you?

I'm gonna have to dedicate a page somewhere. I most certainly possess more than 8 siglines worth of material.

How to Kill a Mockingbird (psst, in my sig).

Ask the mods for an exception if you put them in.

Happily, blissfully unawares is he, indeedy, yarrrrh.
:)

It is his DNA, but I feel he need not know..

The finalists are stunning: I wanted to vote for many of them!!!

It was really hard to decide on one... :rolleyes:
Whom did you vote for?

OK, I know what the pattern is now! Thanks!

Whom did you vote for?
Not me :(

Not me :(
Me either :(

Me either :(
Nor me..

Thats alright IL, I didnt vote for you either. So at least your not alone.

Nor me..
+1

How to Kill a Mockingbird (psst, in my sig).

Ask the mods for an exception if you put them in.
I'm ... erm ... afraid of the mods somewhat, they've been EXTRAORDINARILY permissive of my "delightful romps" here.

But certain steps must be taken, i suspect. Sacrifices need to be made.
*nods*

Thats alright IL, I didnt vote for you either. So at least your not alone.
:fluffle:





+1

I'm ... erm ... afraid of the mods somewhat, they've been EXTRAORDINARILY permissive of my "delightful romps" here.

But certain steps must be taken, i suspect. Sacrifices need to be made.
*nods*
*throws self overboard*

*throws self overboard*
I'll miss you.

*throws self overboard*
As long as your not spamming in the process.

I'll miss you.
I'll miss you too.

[/Bubbles]

As long as your not spamming in the process.
+1?

+3

+3
You pwn. :fluffle:

I'll miss you too.

[/Bubbles]
Hahahahahahaha!!!!
*FLORT*
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/irre.gif

I nominate that for Best Series by Ruffy.
!!!
:D

+3
x2

x2
MENOS TU VIDA!

MENOS TU VIDA!
Menos?
Por que?
:(

Hahahahahahaha!!!!
*FLORT*
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/irre.gif

I nominate that for Best Series by Ruffy.
!!!
:D
:eek: :D :cool: :fluffle:

I love it when I flort you baby.

Menos?
Por que?
:(
haha...another inside joke. Quick story time. A story-let if you will.

So I had a spanish teacher in High school. He was insane, always talked about his cat, etc. So he was really strict about being late to class, and would take off points. I was having a bad day, and I got in the door just as the bell rang. So he looked at me, and said "Ah, Raul! Menos puntos!". I looked at him, and said "MENOS TU VIDA!" and sat down like nothing happened.

twas a good class that day. *nod*

haha...another inside joke. Quick story time. A story-let if you will.

So I had a spanish teacher in High school. He was insane, always talked about his cat, etc. So he was really strict about being late to class, and would take off points. I was having a bad day, and I got in the door just as the bell rang. So he looked at me, and said "Ah, Raul! Menos puntos!". I looked at him, and said "MENOS TU VIDA!" and sat down like nothing happened.

twas a good class that day. *nod*

Since I took German, not Spanish, what does that mean? (er... the TU VIDA - I know what the other parts mean)

:eek: :D :cool: :fluffle:

I love it when I flort you baby.
Well, the bubbles helped. It was graceful, like the only part i remember about Titanic besides the part where Kate showed her boobies.
*nods*

Since I took German, not Spanish, what does that mean? (er... the TU VIDA - I know what the other parts mean)
it literally translates to "minus your life". But given the context of how I said it (as if I was correcting what he said, not making a threat), it was an amusing little joke.

haha...another inside joke. Quick story time. A story-let if you will.

So I had a spanish teacher in High school. He was insane, always talked about his cat, etc. So he was really strict about being late to class, and would take off points. I was having a bad day, and I got in the door just as the bell rang. So he looked at me, and said "Ah, Raul! Menos puntos!". I looked at him, and said "MENOS TU VIDA!" and sat down like nothing happened.

twas a good class that day. *nod*
Ah - the best part of mine, w/Mr. Olson in Homer ... he was introducing the -se suffix as a self-applying actualization of a verb.
Like, llavarse ...

I, of course, in front of class, blurted "chuparse?"
He didn't think it was funny. The rest of the class hadn't really done any particular verb research.
All i got was a wag of the finger out of it.

haha...another inside joke. Quick story time. A story-let if you will.

So I had a spanish teacher in High school. He was insane, always talked about his cat, etc. So he was really strict about being late to class, and would take off points. I was having a bad day, and I got in the door just as the bell rang. So he looked at me, and said "Ah, Raul! Menos puntos!". I looked at him, and said "MENOS TU VIDA!" and sat down like nothing happened.

twas a good class that day. *nod*
El profesor toma dos puntos del daños.

Ah - the best part of mine, w/Mr. Olson in Homer ... he was introducing the -se suffix as a self-applying actualization of a verb.
Like, llavarse ...

I, of course, in front of class, blurted "chuparse?"
He didn't think it was funny. The rest of the class hadn't really done any particular verb research.
All i got was a wag of the finger out of it.
haha...the day I learned "mama" means "you suck" if accented wrong was a good day.
Or the day we learned the very "pusay"
or when I randomly told my teacher I was looking at pictures of her.
or the day I wasn't paying attention, and so answered "how are you feeling" with "the monkey in my pants burns with the fire of the devil for the cat with the beer in the oven"
or when I learned my favorite pick up line ever. You coax a girl over with a come-hither finger move. When they get near you, you say "Yo viene con un dedo...Imagina todos cinco.", translated to "I made you come with one finger. Now imagine all 5"

Well, the bubbles helped. It was graceful, like the only part i remember about Titanic besides the part where Kate showed her boobies.
*nods*
You, sir, have just thought of the same exact thing I was thinking of.

haha...the day I learned "mama" means "you suck" if accented wrong was a good day.
Or the day we learned the very "pusay"
or when I randomly told my teacher I was looking at pictures of her.
or the day I wasn't paying attention, and so answered "how are you feeling" with "the monkey in my pants burns with the fire of the devil for the cat with the beer in the oven"
or when I learned my favorite pick up line ever. You coax a girl over with a come-hither finger move. When they get near you, you say "Yo viene con un dedo...Imagina todos cinco.", translated to "I made you come with one finger. Now imagine all 5"
*must--resist--siging--inaprpreiat----dies*

it literally translates to "minus your life". But given the context of how I said it (as if I was correcting what he said, not making a threat), it was an amusing little joke.

Amusing indeed!

And I like the pick-up line, even if I wouldn't fall for it from someone I don't know... XD

Amusing indeed!

And I like the pick-up line, even if I wouldn't fall for it from someone I don't know... XD
haha...I hate pickup lines, but that one is funny, but when said in spanish really does just sound sexy. One of those "I don't know what you said, but keep saying it" things

haha...I hate pickup lines, but that one is funny, but when said in spanish really does just sound sexy. One of those "I don't know what you said, but keep saying it" things

... *raises eyebrow* Really?

... *raises eyebrow* Really?
if said in a low voice with just a bit of a growl...oh yeah. It was actually a girl who taught it to me, and she made it sound damn good...haha

haha...I hate pickup lines, but that one is funny, but when said in spanish really does just sound sexy. One of those "I don't know what you said, but keep saying it" things
Kinda like on A Fish Called Wanda.
*nods*

if said in a low voice with just a bit of a growl...oh yeah. It was actually a girl who taught it to me, and she made it sound damn good...haha

Um... okay then. I'd probably ask the person what they said, or ignore them. Actually, there's a good chance that I just wouldn't walk over in the first place...

Um... okay then. I'd probably ask the person what they said, or ignore them. Actually, there's a good chance that I just wouldn't walk over in the first place...
haha...the girl was a friend of mine...we were messing around durning spanish class one day when we were supposed to be working

Hey Sark, it doesn't so much appear that we're doing the anecdote thread this wknd, ya think? ;)

Hey Sark, it doesn't so much appear that we're doing the anecdote thread this wknd, ya think? ;)
haha...wow...is it sad that I didn't even realize the weekend was gone untill you posted that?

haha...the girl was a friend of mine...we were messing around durning spanish class one day when we were supposed to be working

"Messing around" eh? ;) j/k

I see. But still - doesn't change what I'd do!

haha...wow...is it sad that I didn't even realize the weekend was gone untill you posted that?
'specially when you're getting the pro fluff from a prospective thread/pageant winner? ;)

Seriously though, as a counter - what page is P & P's pic? I'm bouncy today, obviously.

'specially when you're getting the pro fluff from a prospective thread/pageant winner? ;)

Seriously though, as a counter - what page is P & P's pic? I'm bouncy today, obviously.

I have no pic. I have a description somewhere in the 80s area. 84, maybe? Women's pageant nomination thread, reprise, of course.

I have no pic. I have a description somewhere in the 80s area. 84, maybe?
Years? *thinks Calendar Girls*

Oh, pages! M'kay, thanks! BBL

Me thinks this place is dead.

*goes off to checks threads in Spam*

Years? *thinks Calendar Girls*

Oh, pages! M'kay, thanks! BBL

Hey, I'm not that old! I wasn't even ALIVE then! *pouts*

Cool. I'll be over there, actually.

ok ok..

well i remember this one time when i was at school and this kid came up to me.. he told me about how his dog was talking to him when he was high and that the dog used the word "sexy" a lot.. well the next thing i know, im sitting on the couch at the office thinking "what is sexy? what drives someone to think such a thing? why use it in context terms, when things like sexuality and gender are so demeaning to the modern day eye wittness of such things like terrorism and famine?" this really got to me.. i did some research on why people use this aweful word; "sexy"; i pondered at the fact that wiki had fucked me over so many times and that in the end, it helped me here; in this sexified case; an issue; an expression; a little word; why has it effected me so?; wiki had shown me the way. the reason that made reason reason.

it had told me that the word so casually used, so sexified, so small; was about the human mind and that it was meant as an attraction; as if i was to be an object in the mind of an adulterss; i understood that this word was nothing more than a pfrase thrown around with out thought.

so i looked further. what i found was horrifing.

i found that i can believe you're still reading this. you crazy fucks. my god, seriously, its ramndon drible.. crap.. bullshit. stop reading. seriously, you're a loser. still reading? i bet you are. get a god damn life!

and in the end i found that the word "sexy" simply meant "i want to fuck you hard core"
C'mon, you already KNOW that's too many lines to sig.
*rereading*

C'mon, you already KNOW that's too many lines to sig.
*rereading*

Aw... Ah well, I've already got my sig anyway.

And it was page 82. :/

No nominations on the old thread for this sexy devil? :(

http://myspace-007.vo.llnwd.net/00766/70/06/766846007_l.jpg

Anyways, Zilam is the hottest on the poll. Sorry other guys :(

And it was page 82. :/
Thanks!
BBL ... again ...

Woah. Zilam sure is catching up to me.

Vote Peisandros! Pleeeeaassseee :fluffle:

C'mon, you already KNOW that's too many lines to sig.
*rereading*
Oh I know, :(

Linkies are nice though :p

:cool:

Doncha whish you had some of my DNA in ya?

Oh I know, :(

Linkies are nice though :p

:cool:

Doncha whish you had some of my DNA in ya?
Save that jumble of liquid protein for Peisandros.
You know how it works.
Wishes/fishes ....

Save that jumble of liquid protein for Peisandros.
You know how it works.
Wishes/fishes ....
:headbang: :headbang: :gundge: :gundge:

No nominations on the old thread for this sexy devil? :(

http://myspace-007.vo.llnwd.net/00766/70/06/766846007_l.jpg

Anyways, Zilam is the hottest on the poll. Sorry other guys :(
Where have you been? You would have made the finals. *nods*

Zilam is my sexy bitch tho..

:headbang: :headbang: :gundge: :gundge:
To be fair, it's all going in the same petri dish.
I wouldn't worry about it too much ... everytime i brought up my similarly-oriented youth to people, they'd hang up on terms like "petri" and end up afraid of me. Not so much derision or mockery, but fear. And perhaps respect, but mostly a distinct lack of comfort with my presence.
SO, no worries!
BTW - what does a gundge shoot, anyway? :eek:

BTW - what does a gundge shoot, anyway? :eek:

DNA? :p

Save that jumble of liquid protein for Peisandros.
You know how it works.
Wishes/fishes ....
Priorities are priorities afterall.

;)

DNA? :p
So Peisandros is showering me with ... affection? :eek:

Well, good for him. I'm sure that'll increase his ... poll ... results.

*gets out the hankies*

*passes them on to Ill Rufferto

Priorities are priorities afterall.

;)
Yep.
If this works right ... we'll have ourselves a Peisandros / Ladamesansmerci HYBRID!!!
Muhahahahahahaha!!!
http://www.ohiocitizen.org/campaigns/electric/2004/excellent.jpg
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/aliens/hae18.gif

BTW, how's her corpse coming?

So Peisandros is showering me with ... affection? :eek:

Well, good for him. I'm sure that'll increase his ... poll ... results.

*gets out the hankies*

*passes them on to Ill Rufferto

Affection, that's precisely it :p

Indeed, I'm sure if he did that for everyone he would be doing better in the polls than he is now :p

So Peisandros is showering me with ... affection? :eek:
Bahahaha!
*passes them on to Ill Rufferto
*gets to work*

Yep.
If this works right ... we'll have ourselves a Peisandros / Ladamesansmerci HYBRID!!!
Muhahahahahahaha!!!
http://www.ohiocitizen.org/campaigns/electric/2004/excellent.jpg
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/aliens/hae18.gif

BTW, how's her corpse coming?
I had a little trouble in certain areas.. but the cleaning is finished. On to next step :) ..plus I was busy making your acceptance picture for when you win this thread, but shh. *wink*

I had a little trouble in certain areas.. but the cleaning is finished. On to next step :) ..plus I was busy making your acceptance picture for when you win this thread, but shh. *wink*
Yes, she has some areas needing ... special attention. DEEP cleansing.

Oh - should we reinstall her tongue? I'm done painting Moe's boat.
I think it would be unethical to hold it at certain rentable value to someone like ... say, JuNii.

Yes, she has some areas needing ... special attention. DEEP cleansing.

Oh - should we reinstall her tongue? I'm done painting Moe's boat.
I think it would be unethical to hold it at certain rentable value to someone like ... say, JuNii.
I think we may consider an arrangement with British Stereotypes, if all is equitable. *nods*
*points to other thread*

Yes, she has some areas needing ... special attention. DEEP cleansing.

Oh - should we reinstall her tongue? I'm done painting Moe's boat.
I think it would be unethical to hold it at certain rentable value to someone like ... say, JuNii.
DEEP indeed.

I do have the time to reinstall her tounge and test it to make sure I don't need to troubleshoot.

I think we may consider an arrangement with British Stereotypes, if all is equitable. *nods*
*points to other thread*
:eek: You're going to rent my tongue to JuNii? Whatever for?

:eek: You're going to rent my tongue to JuNii? Whatever for?
No, renting Ladamesansmerci's tongue to JuNii. And i can't do that - unethical ... AND i have a standard or two.

DEEP indeed.

I do have the time to reinstall her tounge and test it to make sure I don't need to troubleshoot.
Let's stay professional about all this, please.
Be sure to leave her some cab fare, if you haven't already thoroughly befouled her clothing.

No, renting Ladamesansmerci's tongue to JuNii. And i can't do that - unethical ... AND i have a standard or two.
Then you want me to paint a boat with my tongue? :confused:

Then you want me to paint a boat with my tongue? :confused:
No, Moe wanted his boat painted with the tongue, and both coats have already been applied.
In fact, while La Dame du Spam's been eviscerated, i squeezed her lungs a bunch to help dry the boat quicker.
So no, your tongue won't be needed, so NO WORRIES! :)

However, the fluid thing. What fluids aren't you using very much of at the moment?

Does it have something to do with me offering you my eye lashes? And you said something about growing a culture with my DNA?

Does it have something to do with me offering you my eye lashes? And you said something about growing a culture with my DNA?
The lashes were a sweet gesture. Helped make up for when i was using coins.

Of course, Ruffy's been much more industrious about all this than m'self.
Whenever it involves DNA, you know Ruffy's in there, somewhere, pokin' around.

The lashes were a sweet gesture. Helped make up for when i was using coins.

Of course, Ruffy's been much more industrious about all this than m'self.
Whenever it involves DNA, you know Ruffy's in there, somewhere, pokin' around.
Oh yeah - i'd asked for the lashes ;)
But according to local experts, apparently you showered me a bit with your DNA, and as i'd said, Ruffy went right to work on that.
Thanks for your contribution to science.

Oh yeah - i'd asked for the lashes ;)
But according to local experts, apparently you showered me a bit with your DNA, and as i'd said, Ruffy went right to work on that.
Thanks for your contribution to science.

Hehe, I do believe I have just been called "local experts" :p

Hehe, I do believe I have just been called "local experts" :p
Well, for discretionary purposes, there may or may not have been a few correlative TG's.
But yes, you are a primary source. *bows*

Well, for discretionary purposes, there may or may not have been a few correlative TG's.
But yes, you are a primary source. *bows*

Thankyou for the acknowledgement :p

Also - it could be used as a sig ... ;)
Kind of like a degree. *nods*

*dissipates for the eve*

Also - it could be used as a sig ... ;)
Kind of like a degree. *nods*

Hehe, good idea :)

Cya!

*evil giggle*

*dissipates for the eve*
:(

Oh yeah - i'd asked for the lashes ;)
But according to local experts, apparently you showered me a bit with your DNA, and as i'd said, Ruffy went right to work on that.
Thanks for your contribution to science.
Well, you know, anything I can do to help.

:(
:D

:D
Hiiiiii

Hiiiiii
Hello! You're up to 10 votes.

Nice.

"Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip."
Congratulations on 10,000 posts when i went to bed last night i knew you were close.
Yay!

Damn, I have my little birthday weekend and come back to find that you spammers have tacked 80 more pages onto this thread. I can't be bothered to read them all. :p

Damn, I have my little birthday weekend and come back to find that you spammers have tacked 80 more pages onto this thread. I can't be bothered to read them all. :p
Spammers? I think you mean artists.

Drive by spam!!

*Spams furiously*

By Gravlen - Le artíst de Spam :cool:

Damn, I have my little birthday weekend and come back to find that you spammers have tacked 80 more pages onto this thread. I can't be bothered to read them all. :p
It wouldn't be worth it.
It is just Staugh, Pei, Ruffy and Beautiful Darkness +1 ing and :fluffle:

It wouldn't be worth it.
It is just Staugh, Pei, Ruffy and Beautiful Darkness +1 ing and :fluffle:

Both truely worthy pursuits, I assure you :p

It wouldn't be worth it.
It is just Staugh, Pei, Ruffy and Beautiful Darkness +1 ing and :fluffle:

So just like 80% of the other threads in this forum then.

So just like 80% of the other threads in this forum then.
Ruffy and Straughn yea..
Me and Beautiful Darkness a little less though :p

Ruffy and Straughn yea..
Me and Beautiful Darkness a little less though :p

Not for your lack of trying, though. ;)

Not for your lack of trying, though. ;)
I do my best...
*blushes*

awww, Ladame...I'm so sorry to hear you dont like blonde boys....:(

I could have worked out between us, too.;)

Hello! You're up to 10 votes.

Nice.
Cluich might have voted for me :confused:

Cluich might have voted for me :confused:

Nope. I had to vote for Minoritee. He's got the power to make me puke at will.

Nope. I had to vote for Minoritee. He's got the power to make me puke at will.

ahahhahaha...thats so mean


*wipes tears of laughter*

Cluich might have voted for me :confused:
If I wasn't so worried about myself, I would've voted for you. :fluffle:

ahahhahaha...thats so mean


*wipes tears of laughter*

Mean? You haven't been paying attention around here lately, have you? :p

Mean? You haven't been paying attention around here lately, have you? :p

No...I was doing something which some of us humans in the real world like to call....sleeping...


*Gets a big...OOOOOOO...Ahhhhhh from the NS crowd*

No...I was doing something which some of us humans in the real world like to call....sleeping...


*Gets a big...OOOOOOO...Ahhhhhh from the NS crowd*
Sleep.. ing?

Whats that?

Damn, I have my little birthday weekend and come back to find that you spammers have tacked 80 more pages onto this thread. I can't be bothered to read them all. :p
:p

No...I was doing something which some of us humans in the real world like to call....sleeping...


*Gets a big...OOOOOOO...Ahhhhhh from the NS crowd*

You were sleeping all of last week? :confused:

:p
+1.

Sleep.. ing?

Whats that?

Well, you see Peisandros...there exists a world, beyond the internet confines of NS General. A world that is inhabitied by humans who eat, sleep, have sex, use the bathroom, and try to contrust uranium purifying facilities.

Its an amazing place to visit, I suggest you guys try it.

Nope. I had to vote for Minoritee. He's got the power to make me puke at will.
If only that wasn't utter bullshit.

Still says 6 for him :rolleyes:

You were sleeping all of last week? :confused:

Yes...I was in a coma you insensitive bastard.






Just kidding, nah I just missed whatever it is your talking about.:p

If only that wasn't utter bullshit.

Still says 6 for him :rolleyes:

Yeah, I voted for him very early in the thread.

Can't this thread just die?

Can't this thread just die?

I wouldn't mind seeing all of these stupid pageant threads disappear into oblivion.

Post it then, bitch.

Why would I post it? You obviously didn't read my post.

Why would I post it? You obviously didn't read my post.
No. Not really. But you think you're better looking than all of us. So it suprises me that you don't. All talk it seems.

Well, you see Peisandros...there exists a world, beyond the internet confines of NS General. A world that is inhabitied by humans who eat, sleep, have sex, use the bathroom, and try to contrust uranium purifying facilities.

Its an amazing place to visit, I suggest you guys try it.
Oh.. I know about eating, sex and the bathroom. But sleep? And uranium?

Yeah, I voted for him very early in the thread.
Oh, nevermind then :p

Oh.. I know about eating, sex and the bathroom. But sleep? And uranium?

You mean you're not building nuclear weapons, too?

+1.
+ toast!

You mean you're not building nuclear weapons, too?
Nuclear?? No sir! Not me.

Damn, I bumped the wrong thread. With all the pageants going on, it's not really surprising.

oh well, now i"m bumping the right one up.

Damn, I bumped the wrong thread. With all the pageants going on, it's not really surprising.

oh well, now i"m bumping the right one up.

Hey! Come back!

*pleads*

Damn, I bumped the wrong thread. With all the pageants going on, it's not really surprising.

oh well, now i"m bumping the right one up.
I want to kill you for ever making a thought of pageants.

You sexist twat.

I want to kill you for ever making a thought of pageants.

You sexist twat.
Yeah, I kind of wanted to kill myself too after I saw that "introduce the contestants" thread somebody started. I've started an unhealthy fracking trend. :headbang:

Yeah, I kind of wanted to kill myself too after I saw that "introduce the contestants" thread somebody started. I've started an unhealthy fracking trend. :headbang:

No you haven't. You've started.... um.... fun, yes, that's it...

It's alright, my twin, everything is going to be alright. And if not, this will cure it! :fluffle:

No you haven't. You've started.... um.... fun, yes, that's it...

It's alright, my twin, everything is going to be alright. And if not, this will cure it! :fluffle:
:gundge:

:gundge:

What, would you like a fluffle too?

What, would you like a fluffle too?
nahh...

nahh...

OK, no fluffle for you!

OK, no fluffle for you!
Would you like a cookie?

Would you like a cookie?


Ackbar: IT'S A TRAP!!

Ackbar: IT'S A TRAP!!
Ishnay: IT'S ONLY CHEESE!!

Would you like a cookie?

Is it a good cookie?

Is it a good cookie?
It's a chocolate chip burnon cookie.

It's a chocolate chip burnon cookie.

Burnon? I've never heard of burnon.

Burnon? I've never heard of burnon.
In a cookie, neither have I.

LOL BURNON!

Burbon*****


Sorry, I've been up 24hours.

LOL BURNON!

Burbon*****


Sorry, I've been up 24hours.

Ah....

Eh, no thanks, I really don't like alcohol.

Burnon? I've never heard of burnon.
It's when you put bourbon into your kettle and start to boil it. :rolleyes:

Ah....

Eh, no thanks, I really don't like alcohol.
ah.

Then.. a chewy chocolate chip cookie

It's when you put bourbon into your kettle and start to boil it. :rolleyes:
Hush.

Hush.
Why are you telling me to be quiet? Was that your big secret I gave away? :confused:

ah.

Then.. a chewy chocolate chip cookie

Um... maybe. It sounds good.

Why are you telling me to be quiet? Was that your big secret I gave away? :confused:
No comment.

Um... maybe. It sounds good.
:(

Um... maybe. It sounds good.
He made it himself. His special ingredient is a white powder, but he wouldn't tell me what it was...:(

He made it himself. His special ingredient is a white powder, but he wouldn't tell me what it was...:(
Sugar.

*quickly swipes more saliva*

NERM! (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=489260)

http://www.audiomotivation.com/Images/speakers/norm-smallwood.jpg

NERM! (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=489260)

http://www.audiomotivation.com/Images/speakers/norm-smallwood.jpg
*Sigh* You have sex with a guy once and then he follows you everywhere begging you for more than just a one-night stand. :rolleyes:

who is winning? I didnt vote, so I dont see results.
All I know is it aint me

who is winning? I didnt vote, so I dont see results.
All I know is it aint me
Make a random vote *nods*

NERM! (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=489260)

http://www.audiomotivation.com/Images/speakers/norm-smallwood.jpg
Nerm is hella hot.

*swipes some of Nerm's DNA*

Make a random vote *nods*

Nah-I'm not that curious. And pissed I wasnt even nominated.

Next-I'll be screaming for vengeance.

Nah-I'm not that curious. And pissed I wasnt even nominated.

Next-I'll be screaming for vengeance.
Oh great. A Miss Congeniality tiara..

Oh great. A Miss Congeniality tiara..

dont poke the beast,Ruffy.

I'll be you neighbor in two days...

dont poke the beast,Ruffy.

I'll be you neighbor in two days...
This actually makes me very happy..

:fluffle:

Just.. don't eat my dog.. I like him. :(

dont poke the beast,Ruffy.

I'll be you neighbor in two days...
This actually makes me very happy..

:fluffle:

Just.. don't eat my dog.. I like him. :(

Congratulations on 10,000 posts when i went to bed last night i knew you were close.
Yay!http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/blush_tweetz.gif
*bows*
Thank you. I truly, TRULY couldn't have done it without you and Spam Local 144.92.7734.
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oops dbl post.. +1

Spammers? I think you mean artists.
Ah yes ... some like Dali, some like Warhol *grr* ... but how many are just cons?

It wouldn't be worth it.
It is just Staugh, Pei, Ruffy and Beautiful Darkness +1 ing and :fluffle:
Hey - some serious scientific endeavour ALSO *ahem* took place as well.
If there was fluffling while that was going on ... well, talk to Ill Ruflufflino.
*nods*

And ... Beautiful Darkness really didn't spam much at all.
She lent some valuable expertise, actually.

Ah yes ... some like Dali, some like Warhol *grr* ... but how many are just cons?
I love both Dali, and Warhol.. I'm a mix hybrid :D

oops dbl post.. +1
So instead of going to delete one, you make this pointless post. Post whore! :p

and try to contrust uranium purifying facilities.

Methinks you're taking a bit too much re-creative license with The UN abassadorship and Bushanomics's material.

Hey - some serious scientific endeavour ALSO *ahem* took place as well.
If there was fluffling while that was going on ... well, talk to Ill Ruflufflino.
*nods*
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I love both Dali, and Warhol.. I'm a mix hybrid :D
Well, to be fair, i missed Bosch, Munsch, and Giger. I KNOW they factor in somewhere *mostly projection*

As spammers go, you don't see much Rockwell, though. *sighs*

Hey - some serious scientific endeavour ALSO *ahem* took place as well.
If there was fluffling while that was going on ... well, talk to Ill Ruflufflino.
*nods*

And ... Beautiful Darkness really didn't spam much at all.
She lent some valuable expertise, actually.

That's right, I am innocent of all spam charges :p

So instead of going to delete one, you make this pointless post. Post whore! :p
Peisany D would be proud :D

I'm just curious if and when this contest ends. Straughns congratulatory flowers have already wilted so I've got to run out and get him something else.

Can't this thread just die?
Talk to La Dame du Spam about that.
She pinned the 28th ...

That's right, I am innocent of all spam charges :p
+1!

Peisany D would be proud :D
Is that what the cool kids are calling Peisandros?

I'm just curious if and when this contest ends. Straughns congratulatory flowers have already wilted so I've got to run out and get him something else.
:(

Oh well, i'll have your shimmering praise to shine upon me much longer than any stemmed rose.
:)

Well, to be fair, i missed Bosch, Munsch, and Giger. I KNOW they factor in somewhere *mostly projection*

As spammers go, you don't see much Rockwell, though. *sighs*
Is that Edvard Munsch? Great artist. LG would be a good mix of Dali, Munsch, and a lil Van Gouh (sp?)

As for Rockwell.. maybe Facist D, Sark, and Eut..?

:(

Oh well, i'll have your shimmering praise to shine upon me much longer than any stemmed rose.
:)

awww.....:fluffle:


I could always get you something in the way of.........butterscotch?

Is that what the cool kids are calling Peisandros?
Nope, just 1337 lil me.

Straughnatron; Is it time to unveil our.. scientific doings?

He made it himself. His special ingredient is a white powder, but he wouldn't tell me what it was...:(
Anthrax.
Hence the *stolen* title ...:






...wait for it...






...anthrax ripple...
:p

Naturally occurring, of course ... with Ruffy, it's au natural-ly occurring, in ABUNDANCE! WooT!

Nope, just 1337 lil me.

Straughnatron; Is it time to unveil our.. scientific doings?
Gotta gimme a minute - i'm collecting the notes ... for posterity.
:)

A feature could be revealed now, if you like ... as a teaser, of course.
:)

Anthrax.
Hence the *stolen* title ...:






...wait for it...






...anthrax ripple...
:p

Naturally occurring, of course ... with Ruffy, it's au natural-ly occurring, in ABUNDANCE! WooT!
If you can concetrate, you will find a solution.

awww.....:fluffle:


I could always get you something in the way of.........butterscotch?
Woohoo!!!!

BTW - do ya think Cutty Sark is sleeping a thing or two off today? ;)

If you can concetrate, you will find a solution.
La Dame du Spam's really got quite an entrance to live up to, doesn't she? ;)

Woohoo!!!!

BTW - do ya think Cutty Sark is sleeping a thing or two off today? ;)

I bet he's in bed with a bottle of Tylenol, a gallon of water and a bed pan next to him.

Gotta gimme a minute - i'm collecting the notes ... for posterity.
:)
I'll hand out the gloves and protective eye wear.
A feature could be revealed now, if you like ... as a teaser, of course.
:)
Hm...

http://www.ehu.es/biomoleculas/AN/HYBRID.JPG

La Dame du Spam's really got quite an entrance to live up to, doesn't she? ;)
:cool:

I bet he's in bed with a bottle of Tylenol, a gallon of water and a bed pan next to him.
Good bet. He might even have a pan UNDER him as well! ;)

*giggles*

I'll hand out the gloves and protective eye wear.

Hm...

http://www.ehu.es/biomoleculas/AN/HYBRID.JPG
Excellent presentation so far, Proffino. *bows*

So ... is everyone else taking notes? Especially y'all who may come up against her in the next ring-spam event?

Excellent presentation so far, Proffino. *bows*

So ... is everyone else taking notes? Especially y'all who may come up against her in the next ring-spam event?
Proffino :cool:

Proffino :cool:
BTW - Proffino ... did you install that special lever into her brain that when we flip it, it makes her knee jerk? That could come in quite handy. I got bogged down in British Stereotypes's saliva.

BTW - Proffino ... did you install that special lever into her brain that when we flip it, it makes her knee jerk? That could come in quite handy. I got bogged down in British Stereotypes's saliva.
What's going on, is this something I need to know about? :confused:

*hands out DNA/Saliva structure diagrams*

Alrighty, as soon as everyone is ready, we can begin.

*clears throat*

BTW - Proffino ... did you install that special lever into her brain that when we flip it, it makes her knee jerk? That could come in quite handy. I got bogged down in British Stereotypes's saliva.
Yeah, I started on that after testing British Stereotypes's saliva pH level.

Yeah, I started on that after testing British Stereotypes's saliva pH level.
Good, good. *nods*
That will indeed come in handy.
So far, we've got the spamalanche bile duct ... check.
Knee-jerk brain lever ... check.
Fascist Dominion-countering humours and saliva - check.
Third eye - standard. Whoop - check.


*hmmms*
*looks over list*
I know i'm missing something ...

What's going on, is this something I need to know about? :confused:
*jots down note to augment British Stereotypes' memory capacity*

Good, good. *nods*
That will indeed come in handy.
So far, we've got the spamalanche bile duct ... check.
Knee-jerk brain lever ... check.
Fascist Dominion-countering humours and saliva - check.
Third eye - standard. Whoop - check.


*hmmms*
*looks over list*
I know i'm missing something ...
:eek:

...*leaves thread*

:eek:

...*leaves thread*
Take a penny, leave a ... ;)

Good, good. *nods*
That will indeed come in handy.
So far, we've got the spamalanche bile duct ... check.
Knee-jerk brain lever ... check.
Fascist Dominion-countering humours and saliva - check.
Third eye - standard. Whoop - check.


*hmmms*
*looks over list*
I know i'm missing something ...
*looks at clipboard*

Ah! We do also have Britsters tounge..

I'm having the stage set up.. just a few more minutes; if ready.

*looks at clipboard*

Ah! We do also have Britsters tounge..

I'm having the stage set up.. just a few more minutes; if ready.
How much did you pay her? She didn't seem so keen after the Moe's boat-thing. *shrugs*

Oh ... oh ... it must've happened here :
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11241270&postcount=1639

Ablative/retractive scale armour ... check.

Ok; If everyone will please be seated; I'd like to begin.

*seats self*

*gets popcorn, munches discreetly*
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First off, I'd like to welcome you all to todays program.

In the many years of scientific study and research; Dr. Straugh, and I, Dr. Rufferto, have 12 years of combined knowledge of Hybrid (disambiguation), and DNA Structuring.

After several meetings and DNA collecting, we had come to the conclusion that an experimental hybrid would be acceptable.

I would now like to take this time to explain the processes and procedures we included in our project.


Hybridization is the process of combining complementary, single-stranded nucleic acids into a single molecule. Nucleotides will bind to their complement under normal conditions, so two perfectly complementary strands will bind to each other readily. Conversely, due to the different geometries of the nucleotides, a single inconsistency between the two strands will prevent them from binding. The process can be reversed by heating the molecule.


In biology, hybrid has three meanings.
The first meaning is of crosses between two animals or plants of different taxa. Hybrids between different species within the same genus are sometimes known as interspecific hybrids or crosses. Hybrids between different sub-species within a species are known as intra-specific hybrids. Hybrids between different genera are sometimes known as intergeneric hybrids.
The second meaning of "hybrid" is crosses between populations, breeds or cultivars of a single species. This second meaning is often used in plant and animal breeding.
The third meaning is in molecular biology; see Hybridization (molecular biology).

Ernst Mayr wrote of Gregor Mendel:
"He was uncertain about the nature of the kinds of peas he crossed, and, like most plant breeders, he called heterozygotes "hybrids". When he tried to confirm the laws he had found by using "other hybrids" that were actually real species hybrids, he failed. The use of the same term "hybrid" for two entirely different biological phenomena thwarted his later efforts."

Some dog hybrids (used in sense two, above), are becoming increasingly popular and are being bred selectively. In cats, the erroneous term feral-domestic hybrid is often used to indicate a cross between the domestic cat and a wild cat species (erroneous because a "feral" animal is a domestic animal that has reverted to the wild state).
An example of an intra-specific hybrid is a hybrid between a Bengal tiger and an Amur (Siberian) Tiger.

Plant hybrids, especially, are often stronger than either parent variety, a phenomenon which when present is known as hybrid vigour (heterosis) or heterozygote advantage. Plant breeders make use of a number of techniques to produce hybrids.

The Lonicera fly is the first known animal species that resulted from natural hybridization. Until the discovery of the Lonicera fly, this process was known to occur in nature only among plants.

Interspecific hybrids
Interspecific hybrids are bred by mating two species, normally from within the same genus. The offspring display traits and characteristics of both parents. The offspring of an interspecific cross may be sterile. Sterility is often attributed to the different number of chromosomes the two species have, for example donkeys have 62 chromosomes, while horses have 64 chromosomes, and mules and hinnies have 63 chromosomes. Mules, hinnies, and other normally sterile interspecific hybrids normally cannot produce viable gametes because the extra chromosome cannot make a homologous pair at meiosis, meiosis is disrupted, and viable sperm and eggs are not formed. However, fertility in both female mules and hinnies has been reported with a donkey as the father.

While it is possible to predict the genetic composition of a backcross on average, it is not possible to accurately predict the composition of a particular backcrossed individual, due to random segregation of chromosomes. In a species with two pairs of chromosomes, a twice backcrossed individual would be predicted to contain 12.5% of one species' genome (say, species A). However, it may, in fact, still be a 50% hybrid if the chromosomes from species A were lucky in two successive segregations, and meiotic crossovers happened near the telomeres. The chance of this is fairly high, 1/2^(2×2)=1/16 (where the "two times two" comes about from two rounds of meiosis with two chromosomes); however, this probability declines markedly with chromosome number and so the actual composition of a hybrid will be increasingly closer to the predicted composition.
Hybrids are often named by the portmanteau method, combining the names of the two parent species. For example, a zeedonk is a cross between a zebra and a donkey. Since the traits of hybrid offspring often vary depending on which species was mother and which was father, it is traditional to use the father's species as the first half of the portmanteau. For example, a liger is a cross between a male lion and a female tiger, while a tigon is a cross between a male tiger and a female lion.

Experimental Procedure

Double-stranded DNA helix is heated.

Complementary strands separate.

Sample of single strands is then mixed with another sample of single strands.

Combined sample is then cooled slowly for DNA to reanneal and form a new "hybridized" DNA molecule.

The speed at which hybridization occurs is indicative of genomic similarity between the two samples; percentage genomic similarity and speed of hybridization being directly proportional.


Through processes of DNA Hybridzation analysis, the relative differences and similarities between species can be mapped based on a DNA Difference Score.

Molecular techniques such as FISH and Southern blots use hybridization probes to identify RNA or DNA.

*slurps from straw*
*tries to muffle sound unsuccessfully*

Late for class again. sigh....

*copies Straughns notes*

Late for class again. sigh....

*copies Straughns notes*Erm ... ignore the doodles.
I uh intend to ... copyright them.

We started off by collecting DNA from eye lashes and other "samples".


Durring the procedure we decided to.. enhance the hybrid.. We included things like spamalanche bile ducts, knee-jerk brain levers, and imported saliva from a third party.

After all of this; we have finished sucessfully.

While we did have one problem, it turned out for the best.

The hybrid's DNA structure had a mutation causing said hybrid's growth to speed up the fetal phase. As shown on the stage below.

Erm ... ignore the doodles.
I uh intend to ... copyright them.


Are those Ruffy's breas......no, thats a ....:eek:

*pretends she didnt see what she saw*

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/ddc8c5fa.jpg

[/Cue applause]

*bows*

*hands fetus lollipop*
oooh - make sure the ambient temp doesn't change too much.
*nods emphatically*

Are those Ruffy's breas......no, thats a ....:eek:

*pretends she didnt see what she saw*
+1

I haven't voted yet. (hint hint)

*hands fetus lollipop*
oooh - make sure the ambient temp doesn't change too much.
*nods emphatically*
*loosens tie*

How'd I do?

*wipes sweat off face*

I haven't voted yet. (hint hint)
Vote for me :(

Look at what I had to do!

Vote for me :(

*loosens tie*

How'd I do?

*wipes sweat off face*
It's Jaeger time, i'd say!
*hi-5*

*hands fetus lollipop*
oooh - make sure the ambient temp doesn't change too much.
*nods emphatically*
*smacks your hand*

It's Jaeger time, i'd say!
*hi-5*
w00t!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/ddc8c5fa.jpg

[/Cue applause]

*bows*
*MASSIVE APPLAUSE*
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*smacks your hand*
You're right, i wasn't thinking ... that's very likely to bring the fetus' temperature up.
*steals candy back from fetus*