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Yeah yeah, I know you've all been waiting ages for this, but it's finally here. Here are our final 10 contestants.

Zilam (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/suit.jpg)
Sarkhaan (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/zbronto/c7e58322.jpg)
Pure Metal (http://community.webshots.com/album/550692058FVySDf)
Kanabia (http://img69.exs.cx/img69/7500/weird9ad.jpg)
Il Ruffino (http://s3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/fuckIFiKnow/)
The Atlantian Islands (http://img152.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture12368mb.jpg)
Peisandros (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/__nz_bOy_nz__/ab9656eb.jpg)
Minoriteeburg (http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b220/DStudios1/Family%20and%20Stuff/P6150209.jpg)
I V Stalin (http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/1748/dunesandstalingrin1qd.jpg)
Straughn (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/a2f67146.jpg)
Nomination thread here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11192529#post11192529)

Contestants are welcome to pull votes as much as they want. Posting of their pictures and mudslinging are not only allowed, but encouraged. ;)

Would the judges please keep an eye on the thread so that the competition doesn't get out of hand? The judges are:
Jocabia
HotRodia
Kryozerkia

So far it's civil, let's keep it that way.

Let me reiterate the fact that WYTYG and I do take bribes.

Let me reiterate the fact that WYTYG and I do take bribes.
teehee...

just teehee...

You people have corrupted my mind. :(

Let me reiterate the fact that WYTYG and I do take bribes.
Don't make me report you to the Ethics Commissioner.

:( :eek:

I didnt make the cut!?!?!?

Oh D'agony

*annuver wounded lil' soldier shuffles slowly off to cry alone*

Don't make me report you to the Ethics Commissioner.


Yeah. While youre at it, tell him he left his leather thong at my house last week.

How long will it be until the winner is crowned the sexiest man on NS, Ladamesansmerci?

Yeah. While youre at it, tell him he left his leather thong at my house last week.
Oh and he told me to give you back your vibe.

Let me reiterate the fact that WYTYG and I do take bribes.
Hrm.. I will give you.. um.. my.. body..?

If you vote for me..!

:fluffle:

Hm hm hm? Tempting, yes ;)

While I'm sure that I was only left out because I'm on a plateau so far removed from the rest of mankind that terms such as sexy can barely stretch their feeble definitions to reach me, I would've at least liked an honorary mention. :cool:

How long will it be until the winner is crowned the sexiest man on NS, Ladamesansmerci?
the poll is set to close in 5 days. I hope that's a good amount of time. Not too long and not too short.

(also for a personal reason. I have to go for a 2 month comping trip in about a week, so I want the guy crowned before I go. :p)

Oh and he told me to give you back your vibe.


I knew the bastard took it with him. Skank.

How long will it be until the winner is crowned the sexiest man on NS, Ladamesansmerci?
LALALA NEVERMIND

*coughs*

I knew the bastard took it with him. Skank.
It happens. Oh, and he said that he thinks you're too *censor* and he needs to consult with you.... He can't just pursue an ethics issue out of the blue. It'll put a strain on the relationship.

Heh... ^^;; let your imagination take this one to mean whatever, now that I edited it for content.

:eek: might wanna delete that one Kryo.

the poll is set to close in 5 days. I hope that's a good amount of time. Not too long and not too short.

(also for a personal reason. I have to go for a 2 month comping trip in about a week, so I want the guy crowned before I go. :p)
Bloody fuck me.. *tells everyone to ignore previous post*

Annnnnd.. It's camping*


Ya... ya.. ya.. poqupine pat... you..

Hmmmm, none of the older, handsome fellows made it into the final? Young pups all...not that I mind young pups...it's just that they complain so when you tell them it's past their bedtime:eek:

the poll is set to close in 5 days. I hope that's a good amount of time. Not too long and not too short.

(also for a personal reason. I have to go for a 2 month comping trip in about a week, so I want the guy crowned before I go. :p)
Sure thing. I'll think I will wait four days until I decide who to vote for.Yes, I also accept bribes.

I offer everyone who votes for me a 6 of their favorite beer, and a bakers dozen of their favorite cookies. And maybe sexual favors:fluffle:

mas pics for the hell of it...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/zbronto/c7e58322.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/zbronto/P6120037.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/zbronto/P6190038.jpg

Hmmmm, none of the older, handsome fellows made it into the final? Young pups all...not that I mind young pups...it's just that they complain so when you tell them it's past their bedtime:eek:
hahaha...ouch. Burn.

I am a little sad to see Mirchaz didn't make it. I was pullin for him. :(

I offer everyone who votes for me a 6 of their favorite beer, and a bakers dozen of their favorite cookies. And maybe sexual favors:fluffle:

mas pics for the hell of it...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/zbronto/c7e58322.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/zbronto/P6120037.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/zbronto/P6190038.jpg
Hmmmm...you are cute in a 'can I get arrested for this' kind of way...

I offer everyone who votes for me a 6 of their favorite beer, and a bakers dozen of their favorite cookies. And maybe sexual favors:fluffle:

mas pics for the hell of it...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/zbronto/c7e58322.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/zbronto/P6120037.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/zbronto/P6190038.jpg


I almost get teary eyed watching you "campaign".

*sniff*

I offer everyone who votes for me a 6 of their favorite beer, and a bakers dozen of their favorite cookies. And maybe sexual favors:fluffle:

mas pics for the hell of it...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/zbronto/c7e58322.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/zbronto/P6120037.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/zbronto/P6190038.jpg
Give me your bottle of Cutty Sark, baaaaaabeeeee.. no.. nevermind.

EDIT: The casino pic.. is that... Foxwoods? I was there. *nods* ZOMG THEY OFFERED CUTTY SARK THERE!!11 Sign.

*censored for your sanity*
Hey! What kind of a judge are you? *glare*

Hey! What kind of a judge are you? *glare*
I'm one who's had too much caffeine.

I fixed it.

I'm one who's had too much caffeine.

I fixed it.
Better.

CAFFEINE????? WHERE?????? GIMME GIMME!!!!!!!!

Hey! What kind of a judge are you? *glare*
*Shakes head* Not a very good one. I'm also willing to create many puppet nations just to vote for you. For a price.

I'm one who's had too much caffeine.

I fixed it.


Thanks Kryo:)

Now Ladame, please edit yours since you quoted him:)

I'm one who's had too much caffeine.

I fixed it.
*winks*

You fixed it.

Better.

CAFFEINE????? WHERE?????? GIMME GIMME!!!!!!!!
*hands you a nice cold Jolt Cola*

Hmmmm...you are cute in a 'can I get arrested for this' kind of way...
haha...hey...I'm 20. It's legal :)


I almost get teary eyed watching you "campaign".

*sniff*
haha...its that pathetic?!:( ;)

Give me your bottle of Cutty Sark, baaaaaabeeeee.. no.. nevermind.

EDIT: The casino pic.. is that... Foxwoods? I was there. *nods* ZOMG THEY OFFERED CUTTY SARK THERE!!11 Sign.haha...hey, it could happen

and that casino is the one aboard Voyager of the Seas...from christmas break.

Although, foxwoods and mohegan sun are both great casinos. Mohegan usually has better concerts.

*winks*

You fixed it.
Yes, it was fixed. For every hour I spend creating new nations and voting for you, I'll expect...actually I'm not sure yet. Start bidding for my help.

Thanks Kryo:)

Now Ladame, please edit yours since you quoted him:)
Yes, ma'am!

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11218671&postcount=25

*hands you a nice cold Jolt Cola*


heck dont do that, it will freeze up and get hung in his throat the minute he takes a sip.

Yes, it was fixed. For every hour I spend creating new nations and voting for you, I'll expect...actually I'm not sure yet. Start bidding for my help.
Judges? :rolleyes:

Yes, ma'am!

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11218671&postcount=25


Thank you both !

Yes, it was fixed. For every hour I spend creating new nations and voting for you, I'll expect...actually I'm not sure yet. Start bidding for my help.
:eek: :(

Judges? :rolleyes:


Seems we've got ourselves a cheater. tsk tsk. Brit you might have to go sit in the Naughty chair again.

Judges? :rolleyes:
Damn. I was caught...To make sure that I will work only for you and no other will cost you a little extra though.

heck dont do that, it will freeze up and get hung in his throat the minute he takes a sip.
:eek:

So I'm a guy now? Why didn't you tell me earlier? I would've run in the pageant! :p

Seems we've got ourselves a cheater. tsk tsk. Brit you might have to go sit in the Naughty chair again.
someone else watches supernanny?!

I mean...not that I watch it...religiously...or anything like that. Just when my roommates put it on every night that it airs...

and that casino is the one aboard Voyager of the Seas...from christmas break.

Although, foxwoods and mohegan sun are both great casinos. Mohegan usually has better concerts.
Ahhha..

I was only at Foxwoods so far... huge ass place. :eek:

someone else watches supernanny?!

I mean...not that I watch it...religiously...or anything like that. Just when I put it on every night that it airs...
Fixed. :p

it's a joke, of course.

[QUOTE=Sarkhaan]someone else watches supernanny?!

I mean...not that I watch it...religiously...or anything like that. Just when my roommates put it on


hell no i dont watch that crap. you should so be ashamed.

:eek:

So I'm a guy now? Why didn't you tell me earlier? I would've run in the pageant! :p


Oh shoot....I'm sorry. I thought he was handing the Jolt to Kryo...I see it was you now! Apologies Great Queen!

Ahhha..

I was only at Foxwoods so far... huge ass place. :eek:
largest and most profitable casino in the world...but mohegan sun has CT's womens basketball team (the connecticut suns...despite the fact that its cold here...)

Fixed.

it's a joke, of course.aaaand might be a little bit true:(

hell no i dont watch that crap. you should so be ashamed.haha...we love horrible reality television when we should be working. We've already told our new roommate that he'll learn to love it or else

Oh shoot....I'm sorry. I thought he was handing the Jolt to Kryo...I see it was you now! Apologies Great Queen!
No need. I still think it'd be funny if you ran in this pageant though. :D

aaaand might be a little bit true :(
Don't worry, I watch that show occasionally too, when I have nothing better to do. It's amusing and quite educating psychologically...well, to me anyway.

PS, I fucking hate this keyboard. The "P" and "[" keys don't work. :headbang:

Yes, it was fixed. For every hour I spend creating new nations and voting for you, I'll expect...actually I'm not sure yet. Start bidding for my help.
*dangles knife in front of Britster*

*dangles knife in front of Britster*
*looks at shiney knife* Are you trying to bribe me or threaten me? :confused:

Don't worry, I watch that show occasionally too, when I have nothing better to do. It's amusing and quite educating psychologically...well, to me anyway.

PS, I fucking hate this keyboard. The "P" and "[" keys don't work. :headbang:
haha...we pretty much watch reality TV because we should be doing work, and making fun of people is so much more fun.

Don't make me report you to the Ethics Commissioner.
Isn't that CanuckHeaven?
Hmmm ... from what i hear (or type), he's on the take ... but only on threads involving sex. :eek:

Could be a typo in there somewhere.

haha...we pretty much watch reality TV because we should be doing work, and making fun of people is so much more fun.
So true. Well, my school seem to have an obsession with America's Next Top Model, my dad is obsessed with the dancing competitions, and my mother is obsessed with Gilmore Girls. I'm surrounded by bad taste in TV. *sigh*

*looks at shiney knife* Are you trying to bribe me or threaten me? :confused:
I'm.. trying.. to.. shave you.

;)

So true. Well, my school seem to have an obsession with America's Next Top Model, my dad is obsessed with the dancing competitions, and my mother is obsessed with Gilmore Girls. I'm surrounded by bad taste in TV. *sigh*
haha...we played the America's Next Top Model drinking game. It was wonderful.

So true. Well, my school seem to have an obsession with America's Next Top Model, my dad is obsessed with the dancing competitions, and my mother is obsessed with Gilmore Girls. I'm surrounded by bad taste in TV. *sigh*
What? No Real World or NASCAR?

haha...we played the America's Next Top Model drinking game. It was wonderful.
How do you do that? Every time somebody takes her top off, you take a drink? Wait, am I describing heaven for guys right now? :p A couple of my friends played the The OC drinking game. That sounded really funny too. :D

btw, Straughn, whatever happened to Canuck anyway?

So true. Well, my school seem to have an obsession with America's Next Top Model, my dad is obsessed with the dancing competitions, and my mother is obsessed with Gilmore Girls. I'm surrounded by bad taste in TV. *sigh*


I only like American Idol during the tryouts. Basically because I like to see all the no -talents have the cojones to get up there and "sing''. It's a good laugh. Although I think that Taylor Hicks guy did alright. That's about my limit on reality tv.

LOL I'd heard she was hairy! :)

Hey, did I miss the sexiest woman on NS contest or is that still left to do? Because I think I'm much more qualified to vote on that one. :cool:

haha...we played the America's Next Top Model drinking game. It was wonderful.
VH1 seems to replay that show every day..

A reason for me to get drunk?

Do tell, this game you speak of..

And did you ever see my drinking game idea thread?

LOL I'd heard she was hairy! :)

Hey, did I miss the sexiest woman on NS contest or is that still left to do? Because I think I'm much more qualified to vote on that one. :cool:
:eek:

You're creepy! Good idea, I'll make even more money.

btw, Straughn, whatever happened to Canuck anyway?
RL? (barely said that with a straight font)
Actually, i really like him. I don't know what happened .. last time i saw him was a thread after Saint Curie split. :( :(

What? No Real World or NASCAR?
They've got bad taste in TV, but they're not hicks.

I only like American Idol during the tryouts. Basically because I like to see all the no -talents have the cojones to get up there and "sing''. It's a good laugh. Although I think that Taylor Hicks guy did alright. That's about my limit on reality tv.
I only watched the beginning of the first season, then when it got to the actually singing, I stopped. The first part IS funny, especially hearing Simon Cowell mock them, but isn't Simon getting less tough by the season now?

VH1 seems to replay that show every day..

A reason for me to get drunk?

Do tell, this game you speak of..

And did you ever see my drinking game idea thread?
http://bloggingantm.blogspot.com/2006/04/antm-6-drinking-game.html
I seem to remember that thread...

:eek:

You're creepy! Good idea, I'll make even more money.
LOL! And you're mean.
Are you planning to be a judge there too?
Ok, I've been told you have good taste so we'll see if thats true.
Who would you Nominate?
I'm nominating Ladame (of course)
The Beautiful Darkness
and Peechland

LOL! And you're mean.
Are you planning to be a judge there too?
Ok, I've been told you have good taste so we'll see if thats true.
Who would you Nominate?
I'm nominating Ladame (of course)
The Beautiful Darkness
and Peechland
You wouldn't nominate me...:(
I feel so hurt inside, you like all the other girls besides from me.

http://bloggingantm.blogspot.com/2006/04/antm-6-drinking-game.html
I seem to remember that thread...
I wanna play that game noe :(

And.. just asking.. meh?

I wanna play that game noe :(

And.. just asking.. meh?
¿Meh?

LOL! And you're mean.
Are you planning to be a judge there too?
Ok, I've been told you have good taste so we'll see if thats true.
Who would you Nominate?
I'm nominating Ladame (of course)
The Beautiful Darkness
and Peechland
Wrong thread. If you want a sexiest woman thread, start one yourself. This is for the men only.

You wouldn't nominate me...:(
I feel so hurt inside, you like all the other girls besides from me.

Well if you're a judge you can't be nominated. I'll nominate you if you're not judging. even though I've heard you're really hairy.
:fluffle:
Feel better now?

Judges? :rolleyes:

I recommend the gallows.

;)

Wrong thread. If you want a sexiest woman thread, start one yourself. This is for the men only.
Ok I'll do it!
:fluffle: I couldn't resist!

I recommend the gallows.

;)
Now we're talkin :cool:

:p

I recommend the gallows.

;)
:eek:

or even the guillotine!

LOL! And you're mean.

Who would you Nominate?
I'm nominating Ladame (of course)
The Beautiful Darkness
and Peechland
Yep
yep
and yep
and i might add
YAY Girl Pants
Whereyouthinkyougoing
and
Willamena


*obviously a few others as well*

On Bumboat's thread ... also ...
Czardas.

RL? (barely said that with a straight font)
Actually, i really like him. I don't know what happened .. last time i saw him was a thread after Saint Curie split. :( :(
Huh...that's odd. Last time I saw him, he's using the "I don't want to be an uber spamgirl" excuse to stop posting and become a lurker...maybe he's watching us right now! :eek:

Huh...that's odd. Last time I saw him, he's using the "I don't want to be an uber spamgirl" excuse to stop posting and become a lurker...maybe he's watching us right now! :eek:
Perhaps that's why this thread feels so right. ;)

*shakes it like a polaroid picture*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/party/bellyemoticon.gif

Perhaps that's why this thread feels so right. ;)

*shakes it like a polaroid picture*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/party/bellyemoticon.gif
ya know...someone told me that "shake it like a polaroid picture" is a euphamism for male masturbation/a hand job.

I think I don't belong on NSG anymore.. good bye.

ya know...someone told me that "shake it like a polaroid picture" is a euphamism for male masturbation/a hand job.
*thinks for a second*

Nahh.. *leaves*

*thinks for a second*

Nahh.. *leaves*
haha...well, it makes sense...pretend you're shaking a polaroid...look at the hand shape and motion...

ya know...someone told me that "shake it like a polaroid picture" is a euphamism for male masturbation/a hand job.Uhm i hope not, cuz IIRC you have to peel the surface film off :eek: :eek:

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/boese061.gif

Perhaps that's why this thread feels so right. ;)

*shakes it like a polaroid picture*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/party/bellyemoticon.gif
...

nahhh. I'll bet it's just your imagination.

If Canuck was here, he'd give us a sign, wouldn't he? *looks at the sky in hope of something*

Uhm i hope not, cuz IIRC you have to peel the surface film off :eek: :eek:

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/boese061.gif
haha...ouch.

I think I don't belong on NSG anymore.. good bye.
WHAT??
:eek:

A few things ... one, look at your sig.
Two ... i couldn't in good conscience (echo ... echo ... echo ...) vote for YOU, because technically, that's a vote for myself ...
and Three ...
i prop'd ya for Bumboat's thread, as judge.
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/sad/1201.gif

WHAT??
:eek:

A few things ... one, look at your sig.
Two ... i couldn't in good conscience (echo ... echo ... echo ...) vote for YOU, because technically, that's a vote for myself ...
and Three ...
i prop'd ya for Bumboat's thread, as judge.
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/sad/1201.gifI'll tackle him, you tie him down

...

nahhh. I'll bet it's just your imagination.Yeah, he must be tired ... *stares off dreamily*
;)
If Canuck was here, he'd give us a sign, wouldn't he? *looks at the sky in hope of something*
You can read the poll posters, can't you? I bet there'd be a sign or two there.
*nods*

I'll tackle him, you tie him down
M'kay!
I got ... spaghetti strands, bailing wire and jumper cables.
One/some/all, methinks.

This thread is getting kinky..

I shall stay :D

Yeah, he must be tired ... *stares off dreamily*
;)

You can read the poll posters, can't you? I bet there'd be a sign or two there.
*nods*
Yeah, that's how I knew Fiddlebottoms wasn't COMPLETELY dead a couple of weeks ago. He probably is now. :(

ps, how the hell are you in the lead for the poll? :confused:

Yeah, that's how I knew Fiddlebottoms wasn't COMPLETELY dead a couple of weeks ago. He probably is now. :(Absorbed by himself again?

ps, how the hell are you in the lead for the poll? :confused:
I told you there'd be a sign or two .. ;)

Yeah, that's how I knew Fiddlebottoms wasn't COMPLETELY dead a couple of weeks ago. He probably is now. :(

ps, how the hell are you in the lead for the poll? :confused:


It's the purple. Somthing about purple.....

Oh son of a biscuit, I accidently voted for straugn, is there a way to change that? :( I wanted to vote for myself

This thread is getting kinky..

I shall stay :D
You just know that attitude is gonna garner you votes. :)

Absorbed by himself again?
Probably, abandoning us here with less insanity than usual...bastard

I told you there'd be a sign or two .. ;)
THAT's his sign? Pfft, I thought he could do better than that, like post!

Oh son of a biscuit, I accidently voted for straugn, is there a way to change that? :( I wanted to vote for myself
Well, either Ill Rufferto and/or m'self might make it worth your while ...
besides, once you go *purple/pink/fuschia/maroon*, you never go back.

EDIT: As Scarlet pointed out... :
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11219083&postcount=93

I am very happy that my Straughnatron is popular, with my help ofcourse ;)

Probably, abandoning us here with less insanity than usual...bastardHe finally got a way to REALLY get under our skin ... INTO OUR MINDS AND MEMORIES :eek:


THAT's his sign? Pfft, I thought he could do better than that, like post!He doth posteth in mysterious ways.

Ya got "Collateral" after the latest installment of the JuNii saga, 'member?

I am very happy that my Straughnatron is popular, with my help ofcourse ;)
BTW ... is one of the hands on Straughnatron shaking it like a polaroid picture?
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/aliens/7.gif

You just know that attitude is gonna garner you votes. :)
[/sexually charged grin]

I do it all for the nookie. :p

[/sexually charged grin]

I do it all for the nookie. :p


Thats a T-shirt waiting to happen.

[/sexually charged grin]

I do it all for the nookie. :p

Then why accept the job of judge over on the sexiest woman thread? :)
Its tied currently, you might get some interesting bribe offers. You can't let them affect you of course but thats no reason to turn them down. ;-)

BTW ... is one of the hands on Straughnatron shaking it like a polaroid picture?
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/aliens/7.gif
Hmm.. gimme a sec..

It's the purple. Somthing about purple.....
hehehe, I just noticed that the :confused: smilie is purple too. coincidence? :eek:

He finally got a way to REALLY get under our skin ... INTO OUR MINDS AND MEMORIES :eek:
Yeah, I actually kind of miss him. LG's been posting less too. :( WHERE"S OUR INSANITY???????

THAT's his sign? Pfft, I thought he could do better than that, like post!

He doth posteth in mysterious ways.

Ya got "Collateral" after the latest installment of the JuNii saga, 'member?
Canuck = God? :eek: I KNEW IT! :p

remind me of that again? I actually did forget. *embarrassed*

hehehe, I just noticed that the :confused: smilie is purple too. coincidence? :eek:
Depends on your POV, i suspect. *hmmms*

Yeah, I actually kind of miss him. LG's been posting less too. :( WHERE"S OUR INSANITY???????He's got mud and babies.


Canuck = God? :eek: I KNEW IT! :p

remind me of that again? I actually did forget. *embarrassed*That's a funny choice of wording ... :D

You know ... when you streaked Ruffy's "Faith In God" thread ... the consequences ... oh, the deity ...
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu85.gif

Depends on your POV, i suspect. *hmmms*

He's got mud and babies.


That's a funny choice of wording ... :D

You know ... when you streaked Ruffy's "Faith In God" thread ... the consequences ... oh, the deity ...
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu85.gif
yeah, babies don't take up that much time, but the mud...*sigh*

Wait, you know what I realized? That thread finally died! Holy crap. This is amazing! I wonder who killed it.

yeah, babies don't take up that much time, but the mud...*sigh*

Wait, you know what I realized? That thread finally died! Holy crap. This is amazing! I wonder who killed it.
So that means Straughn won?

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/fjhgjhgjhgjhgj.jpg

;)

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/fjhgjhgjhgjhgj.jpg

;)


I think it's his feet that do it for me.

I think it's his feet that do it for me.
You know what they say about guys with big green feet..:eek:

You know what they say about guys with big green feet..:eek:


I sure do!:cool:

I sure do!:cool:
:fluffle:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/fjhgjhgjhgjhgj.jpg

;)I have to disqualify myself from further judgment - this is *THE COOLEST*.

*MEGA-BOW*

So that means Straughn won?
I think you should ask Verdigroth about that ... he could be the deciding vote.

I have to disqualify myself from further judgment - this is *THE COOLEST*.

*MEGA-BOW*
:cool: :cool: :cool: :fluffle: :cool:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/fjhgjhgjhgjhgj.jpg

;)
Teh sexy-ness, Straughn. Now I know why you're leading. :p

Teh sexy-ness, Straughn. Now I know why you're leading. :p
That pic really brings out my wiggle.
*nods*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/party/bellyemoticon.gif

That pic really brings out my wiggle.
*nods*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/party/bellyemoticon.gif
But it's better when you jiggle! :p

(What have you people done to me? :()

But it's better when you jiggle! :p

(What have you people done to me? :()
We.. just.. erm.. they just.. expanded your perverted brain section.

We.. just.. erm.. they just.. expanded your perverted brain section.
What else is there?
Her "sensitive side"? *FLORT*
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/irre.gif








... seriously though, hell hath no fury like a Spam Queen scorned. Not even her summer substitute.

What else is there?
Her "sensitive side"? *FLORT*
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/irre.gif








... seriously though, hell hath no fury like a Spam Queen scorned. Not even her summer substitute.
:p

Her summer will make her cry, fore she will have no NSG, nature will be her hell!







Mwahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!11

:p

Her summer will make her cry, fore she will have no NSG, nature will be her hell!







Mwahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!11
And out there in "nature", she'll find Weird Al crooning to her ...
Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you
The most horrifying film that hit the screen.
There's a homicidal maniac who finds a cub-scout troop
and he hacks up two or three in every scene.
Pleease don't reveal the secret ending to your friends
Don't spoil the big surprise You won't believe your eyes when you see


Nature trail to hell

Nature trail to hell

Nature trail to hell in 3-D

Nature trail to hell in 3-D

Nature trail to hell in 3-D

Nature trail to hell in 3-D

See severed heads that almost fall into your lap.
See that bloody hatchet coming right at you.
No, you'll never see hideous effects like these again
Until we bring nature trail to hell part 2
So bring the kids along it's good clean family fun.
What have you got to lose if you like the 6 O'Clock news then you'll love...

(Chorus)


(Some cool music for a while)


Nature trail to hell

Nature trail to hell

Nature trail to hell in 3-D

Nature trail to hell in 3-D

Nature trail to hell in 3-D

Nature Trail to hell in 3-D

(Some weird music for a very short while)

Nature trail to hell

Nature trail to hell

Nature trail to hell in 3-D

Nature trail to hell
(CAN YOU WAIT FOR?!?)
Nature trail to hell

Nature trail to hell in 3-D 3-D

Nature trail to hell

Nature trail to hell

Nature trail to heeeeeeeeeell in 3-D

Wow.. I got a vote from someone other than myself! Who was the kind person?

"My fellow Americans, and citizens of the world....we are gathered here tonight...."

"Anyway, if you vote for me...I promise I will put a pot in every house and a chicken in every pot. I will abolish global hunger, institute a new found world peace and work endlessly to the devotition of a safe Africa. I will strike down tyranny were it stands and emancipate any form of cultural or religous slavery over the individual mind and the God-given rights of man. If you vote for me, citizens of this great planet....not only will I change the world of today, but I will influence the world of tomorrow."

Actual results may vary.:p

But seriously, these are a few of my extra pics in case anyone actually wants to vote for me.

More diverse picture of me (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11195355&postcount=160)

And another of me with wet hair. (http://img54.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture14bl.jpg)

Soapbox?

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/1106.gif

Soapbox?

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/1106.gif

Thats right baby. If you want to win an election, you gotta go out an campaign with everything you got, fictional or not.

And out there in "nature", she'll find Weird Al crooning to her ...
:p

*nods*

Straughn's the winner. No contest.

"My fellow Americans, and citizens of the world....we are gathered here tonight...."

"Anyway, if you vote for me...I promise I will put a pot in every house and a chicken in every pot. I will abolish global hunger, institute a new found world peace and work endlessly to the devotition of a safe Africa. I will strike down tyranny were it stands and emancipate any form of cultural or religous slavery over the individual mind and the God-given rights of man. If you vote for me, citizens of this great planet....not only will I change the world of today, but I will influence the world of tomorrow."

Actual results may vary.:p

But seriously, these are a few of my extra pics in case anyone actually wants to vote for me.

More diverse picture of me (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11195355&postcount=160)

And another of me with wet hair. (http://img54.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture14bl.jpg)
Do you own a white towel?

Straughn's the winner. No contest.
Hiiii

Hiiii

Hi, King Ruffy. 'Sup?

Do you own a white towel?

Are those even legal in the South?

Thats right baby. If you want to win an election, you gotta go out an campaign with everything you got, fictional or not.
Oh yeah, i think i heard that before ...

"As you know, you go to *the election* with the *campaign* you have, not the *campaign* you might want or wish to have at a later time."
-Rummy, unwitting The Atlantian islands supporter

Hi, King Ruffy. 'Sup?
Watching this really pathetic infomercial on the E channel..

Just killed Straughn, accidentily, in another session.. er.. thread..

Are those even legal in the South?
Do you wrap it around you after showers?

Straughn's the winner. No contest.
You may have a few future appointments with King Ruffy it would appear. *nods*

...so what happened? What shuffled off your digital coil?
Anything particularly humiliating? ;)

Watching this really pathetic infomercial on the E channel..

Just killed Straughn, accidentily, in another session.. er.. thread..

No... you don't say. Only Nietzche goes around killing Gods. So I thought.

Oh yeah, i think i heard that before ...


-Rummy, unwitting The Atlantian islands supporter

Haha...thats funny.

Well...I think their campainging did pay off...I mean theres no denying the outcome of the elections.

So hey, maybe I'm doing something right? :p

Just killed Straughn, accidentily, in another session.. er.. thread..
What? I'm a golem. I'm dissipated/reconstituted/dissipated/reconstituted ... et cetera.
Killed me?

Do you wrap it around you after showers?

No, I drape it over my head and go out with my friends in Mississippi.

Haha...thats funny.

Well...I think their campainging did pay off...I mean theres no denying the outcome of the elections.
So hey, maybe I'm doing something right? :p
.Ladamesansmerci hasn't called it yet, actually. Maybe you should go Pepto-hue.

If you like i can find some more apt quotes to help your campaign ...

No... you don't say. Only Nietzche goes around killing Gods. So I thought.
It seems BDSM has an effect on gods.

*nods*

You may have a few future appointments with King Ruffy it would appear. *nods*

...so what happened? What shuffled off your digital coil?
Anything particularly humiliating? ;)

Appointments like in "8.30am Thursday at King Ruffy's dental clinic"? Or Appointment to the position of Princess-Fucking Consort?

As for my digital coil, nothing more than "forget to enter Vacation mode" in NS land. Dammit.

I wish it were more humiliating, Straughn. I really do.

.Ladamesansmerci hasn't called it yet, actually. Maybe you should go Pepto-hue.

If you like i can find some more apt quotes to help your campaign ...

I was thinking about using some good Reagan quotes...but I have a feeling like that might turn off the non-ultra-conservative demograph of NS...which is, needless to say...ALOT.

So yeah, could you?:p

No, I drape it over my head and go out with my friends in Mississippi.
Haunting the bayou, do you?

What? I'm a golem. I'm dissipated/reconstituted/dissipated/reconstituted ... et cetera.
Killed me?
More like.. em.. bubbled you with.. gravity..?

Haunting the bayou, do you?

:eek:






...:cool:

:eek:






...:cool:
;)

Appointments like in "8.30am Thursday at King Ruffy's dental clinic"? Or Appointment to the position of Princess-Fucking Consort?Well, the motif is as professional as it needs to appear, and there are many, MANY options.


As for my digital coil, nothing more than "forget to enter Vacation mode" in NS land. Dammit.

I wish it were more humiliating, Straughn. I really do.
More than a week did that? :(
Well, i'll always hold some sort of humiliating demise for your former nation in a special little crevasse of my mind.
*pulls reed from local swamp*
*plays short, sweet dirge*
*smacks lips*

Well, the motif is as professional as it needs to appear, and there are many, MANY options.



More than a week did that? :(
Well, i'll always hold some sort of humiliating demise for your former nation in a special little crevasse of my mind.
*pulls reed from local swamp*
*plays short, sweet dirge*
*smacks lips*
*smacks forehead*

I was thinking about using some good Reagan quotes...but I have a feeling like that might turn off the non-ultra-conservative demograph of NS...which is, needless to say...ALOT.

So yeah, could you?:p
Normally i'd say yes. Today, the .. van broke down.

Seriously though - i gots to sleep. Ruffy's my agent, perhaps the two of you can work something out.

Meanwhile ... instead of shakin' like a polaroid picture as i sleep, due the apnea, it's more like a long rhumba.
Don't forget ... Flashdance: Grotesque Burlesque *thanks La Dame du Spam*

More like.. em.. bubbled you with.. gravity..?
Bubbles remind me of a champagne anecdote i made a while back.
Nighty, Ruffy.
Good pix. *bows*

Well, the motif is as professional as it needs to appear, and there are many, MANY options.

More than a week did that? :(
Well, i'll always hold some sort of humiliating demise for your former nation in a special little crevasse of my mind.
*pulls reed from local swamp*
*plays short, sweet dirge*
*smacks lips*

*Sheds a tears* Thanks for that moving eulogy.

*Plays the National Anthem, lowers flag and raises the exact same flag on the exact same flag pole*

*800 million aging Xislakilinia dudes suddenly become a few million horny Xisla Khan youths on the prowl*.

Err...

*Sheds a tears* Thanks for that moving eulogy.

*Plays the National Anthem, lowers flag and raises the exact same flag on the exact same flag pole*

*800 million aging Xislakilinia dudes suddenly become a few million horny Xisla Khan youths on the prowl*.

Err...
Ah ... a most-fitting smilie.
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/870.gif

*bows*

Bubbles remind me of a champagne anecdote i made a while back.
Nighty, Ruffy.
Good pix. *bows*
You shall tell me this bubbly anecie later?
And I am off too. Mouth is hurting, eyes too.
I r teh master :cool:

Mmmm, Huw..... he is the nummiest.... and he's all mine ;) :D :fluffle:

Peisandros

I wanna come last! :D

I voted I V Stalin, probably because of that other handsome chap in the picture.

*puts on NS finals hat*

well gonna enjoy it while im here.....who wants free beer?

i know its late in the game but....free case for every vote!

............Why wasn't I in this contest?!?

Mmmm, Huw..... he is the nummiest.... and he's all mine ;) :D :fluffle:
and in a shocking twist of votes:rolleyes: ;)

haha...sorry. that was mean. :fluffle:

I voted for Atlantian Islands. However it was a close call. I'd vote for Peisandros as well if I had got another vote.

@zilam: You look like Andreas Wilson in that pic....

*puts on NS finals hat*

well gonna enjoy it while im here.....who wants free beer?

i know its late in the game but....free case for every vote!

I voted for you, but just for the free beer. :p

Meh what the hell.

Vote for me and i'll give you stuff.

and in a shocking twist of votes:rolleyes: ;)

haha...sorry. that was mean. :fluffle:
pft, you're not sorry at all!
:p :fluffle:

Woo! Apart from the joke option, my boyfriend is the sexiest guy :D :fluffle:

I voted for you, but just for the free beer. :p


*hands case of beer to cluich*

i can always count on you

*hands case of beer to cluich*

i can always count on you

Always, mate! :D

I voted for Peisandros. He said that I was nice, and I think he actually meant it. I don't remember anyone actually calling me nice before...:(

Oh well...:fluffle:

I voted for Peisandros. He said that I was nice, and I think he actually meant it. I don't remember anyone actually calling me nice before...:(

Oh well...:fluffle:

Nice? Hedge trimmer much? :eek:

free beer rule still in effect:

free beer to anyone who votes for me!

only shot i have what can i say.

Well, I've cast my vote... Hehehe :fluffle:

free beer rule still in effect:

free beer to anyone who votes for me!

only shot i have what can i say.

I'll up that - Free...anything...to whoever votes for me.

(yeah, me too, but i'm going to fight you for it anyway :p)

I'll up that - Free...anything...to whoever votes for me.

(yeah, me too, but i'm going to fight you for it anyway :p)


kanabia has herpes so watchout for his "free stuff" people! :p


that might have just given me a slight edge

kanabia has herpes so watchout for his "free stuff" people! :p


that might have just given me a slight edge

Impossible, i'm a virgin.

Oh yeah? Defeated, and maybe I get pity votes now. ;)

Impossible, i'm a virgin.

Oh yeah? Defeated, and maybe I get pity votes now. ;)


can get herpes more ways than just sex my friend....

friend of mine in the military touched a door knob in spain and got herpes on his hand.

Impossible, i'm a virgin.

Oh yeah? Defeated, and maybe I get pity votes now. ;)


nuh uh....for real? *is shocked*

can get herpes more ways than just sex my friend....

friend of mine in the military touched a door knob in spain and got herpes on his hand.

Er, well. I haven't been with any suspicious lookin' doors either.

nuh uh....for real? *is shocked*

*nods*

I'll up that - Free...anything...to whoever votes for me.

ok..... gonna be hard to beat that :(

in that case, free sex for any girl who votes for me :D (and apparently i'm pretty good at it, too... ;))







if that's not a vote-winner, i don't know what is :p (oh and free booze, too, why not...)

can get herpes more ways than just sex my friend....

friend of mine in the military touched a door knob in spain and got herpes on his hand.

Or from a glass that wasn't washed well. There are thousands of ways to get herpes, which is why one in three people are carriers, even if they don't display symptoms.

Or from a glass that wasn't washed well. There are thousands of ways to get herpes, which is why one in three people are carriers, even if they don't display symptoms.


so isnt herpes-free beer a better giveaway?

Yeah yeah, I know you've all been waiting ages for this, but it's finally here. Here are our final 10 contestants.

Zilam (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/suit.jpg)
Sarkhaan (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/zbronto/P6220041.jpg)
Pure Metal (http://community.webshots.com/album/550692058FVySDf)
Kanabia (http://img69.exs.cx/img69/7500/weird9ad.jpg)
Il Ruffino (http://s3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/fuckIFiKnow/)
The Atlantian Islands (http://img152.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture12368mb.jpg)
Peisandros (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/__nz_bOy_nz__/ab9656eb.jpg)
Minoriteeburg (http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b220/DStudios1/Family%20and%20Stuff/P6150209.jpg)
I V Stalin (http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/1748/dunesandstalingrin1qd.jpg)
Straughn (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/a2f67146.jpg)
Nomination thread here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11192529#post11192529)

Contestants are welcome to pull votes as much as they want. Posting of their pictures and mudslinging are not only allowed, but encouraged. ;)

Would the judges please keep an eye on the thread so that the competition doesn't get out of hand? The judges are:
Jocabia
HotRodia
Kryozerkia
I call rampant agism! :p

I call rampant agism! :p


you would

I call rampant agism! :p

As do I. :p

As do I. :p


but you didnt even nominate yourself!

but you didnt even nominate yourself!

No, I can't. I'm not going to post a pic. I did post a voice thingy, but apparently that wasn't enough. :(

And check your TGs, mate.

No, I can't. I'm not going to post a pic. I did post a voice thingy, but apparently that wasn't enough. :(

And check your TGs, mate.
:eek:

...I almost forgot. Isn't it your birthday today? :fluffle:
Or was you trying to forget, Cluich?

:eek:

...I almost forgot. Isn't it your birthday today? :fluffle:
Or was you trying to forget, Cluich?

Yes, it is. Thanks for remembering, Astra. :fluffle:

I'd like to forget how old I'm getting, but there's not enough booze in the world for that. ;)

Yes, it is. Thanks for remembering, Astra. :fluffle:

I'd like to forget how old I'm getting, but there's not enough booze in the world for that. ;)
There is always enough NS booze. *Hands you a crate of beer.*

It's not as good as the real thing though...:(

There is always enough NS booze. *Hands you a crate of beer.*

It's not as good as the real thing though...:(

That's okay. I've got a fridge full of the real thing. Well, real beer anyway. Shame there's no real BritSter here. ;)

That's okay. I've got a fridge full of the real thing. Well, real beer anyway. Shame there's no real BritSter here. ;)
*Shrugs* it's not that big a shame. I'd most probably beat you over the head with an iron bar then steal all your beer.

That's okay. I've got a fridge full of the real thing. Well, real beer anyway. Shame there's no real BritSter here. ;)


i can be there in a leotard, covered in lime jelly in 5 minutes!


waiting.......

*Shrugs* it's not that big a shame. I'd most probably beat you over the head with an iron bar then steal all your beer.

That'd be so hot. :p

Yes, it is. Thanks for remembering, Astra. :fluffle:

I'd like to forget how old I'm getting, but there's not enough booze in the world for that. ;)
Happy birthday, you old hemp sock you :p
:fluffle:

Cake?
Celebrate with
CAKE!

i can be there in a leotard, covered in lime jelly in 5 minutes!


waiting.......

Yup, you just got your first vomit of the day. Can you go easy on me please? It is my birthday after all... :p

That'd be so hot. :p
Have you had your traditional birthday beatings yet? You're 34 I'll have to bash you in the head with my iron bar thirty four times. :p

Yup, you just got your first vomit of the day. Can you go easy on me please? It is my birthday after all... :p
He's going to make you drown in your own vomit one of these days...

Have you had your traditional birthday beatings yet? You're 34 I'll have to bash you in the head with my iron bar thirty four times. :p

So...hot... *drool*

He's going to make you drown in your own vomit one of these days...

More than likely, yeah.

Yup, you just got your first vomit of the day. Can you go easy on me please? It is my birthday after all... :p


don't like my birthday present huh? its ok ill go easy, besides i only got an hour left in my shift today anyhow.

ok free beer and a lap dance to anyone who votes me out of the basement!

Yes, it is. Thanks for remembering, Astra. :fluffle:

I'd like to forget how old I'm getting, but there's not enough booze in the world for that. ;)
I NEVER forget how old I am! I'm frakking PROUD of it, especially since I never expected to see 25, much less 63.

BTW ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, dude! :)

you would
Well, DUH! :rolleyes:

If anyone votes for me, and I win...I will resign at once because I never win anything...:(


(tries to get sympathy vote)

I NEVER forget how old I am! I'm frakking PROUD of it, especially since I never expected to see 25, much less 63.

BTW ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, dude! :)

Thanks, Eut! :D

Bitches need to vote ofr Peisandros.

Bitches need to vote ofr Peisandros.

I'm not one, I'm just an adorable female, and I voted for Peisandros.

I'm not one, I'm just an adorable female, and I voted for Peisandros.

You are definitely adorable. :fluffle:

I'm not one, I'm just an adorable female, and I voted for Peisandros.
Guys can be bitches too.:)

Bitches need to vote ofr Peisandros.
Bitches need to use Spell check.

Hmmmm, none of the older, handsome fellows made it into the final? Young pups all...not that I mind young pups...it's just that they complain so when you tell them it's past their bedtime:eek:

I've never understood that. When a beautiful woman tells me it's time to go to bed, I listen. Immediately.

...Unless I'm playing Oblivion.

You are definitely adorable. :fluffle:

Well thank you, but it seems I'm not the sexiest woman on NS. *pouts*

....

:p

Well thank you, but it seems I'm not the sexiest woman on NS. *pouts*

....

:p

Don't worry. Neither am I.

Don't worry. Neither am I.

Nor I.

Peisadros.

Well thank you, but it seems I'm not the sexiest woman on NS. *pouts*

....

:p
:eek:
Don't say such things! The vote isn't over yet!

:eek:
Don't say such things! The vote isn't over yet!

Dude - I'm the only one who mentioned myself! Voting is irrelevant now.

Nor I.

Yeah, but you're male. You shouldn't be the sexiest woman on NS.

Yeah, but you're male. You shouldn't be the sexiest woman on NS.

Who knows? I might still be, despite the penis. :p

Dude - I'm the only one who mentioned myself! Voting is irrelevant now.
Surely there are... other ways... ;)

Hell, I don't relly know how the process works, I'm just eating here. Cake?
*Offers cake*

Surely there are... other ways... ;)

Hell, I don't relly know how the process works, I'm just eating here. Cake?
*Offers cake*

Hey, stop giving out my birthday cake! :p

Surely there are... other ways... ;)

Hell, I don't relly know how the process works, I'm just eating here. Cake?
*Offers cake*

*takes cake, hopes it's angelfood, eats in anyway because all cake is good*

Dude - I'm the only one who mentioned myself! Voting is irrelevant now.
How so?

How so?

Because I said mentioned, not nominated. If I nominated myself and a bunch of people were like "cool, yeah" then voting would be relevant because they could vote "other" and mention me. But no. I'm not being mentioned. I'm the only one who mentioned me. And that wasn't even a nomination.

Hey, stop giving out my birthday cake! :p
*munch*
No.
*munch* *munch*
Cake should *munch* be shared.
*munch*

Because I said mentioned, not nominated. If I nominated myself and a bunch of people were like "cool, yeah" then voting would be relevant because they could vote "other" and mention me. But no. I'm not being mentioned. I'm the only one who mentioned me. And that wasn't even a nomination.

Well, then, I hereby nominate P&P for NS Sexiest Man! :D

Well, then, I hereby nominate P&P for NS Sexiest Man! :D
Seconded! *Munch* :p

Because I said mentioned, not nominated. If I nominated myself and a bunch of people were like "cool, yeah" then voting would be relevant because they could vote "other" and mention me. But no. I'm not being mentioned. I'm the only one who mentioned me. And that wasn't even a nomination.
Meh...
i just wanted to diss you if you said you were nominating yourself after voting started.;)

crap...you know, it would be 12- straughn, 11 me right now, if i hadn't accidently voted for him :(

Well, then, I hereby nominate P&P for NS Sexiest Man! :D

In addition to seconding this, Gravlen nominated me for sexiest woman.

I'm the sexiest hemaphrodite, I guess?

Actually, no, clearly I'm an omnipotent god, so I have to be both the sexiest man and the sexiest woman. :D

crap...you know, it would be 12- straughn, 11 me right now, if i hadn't accidently voted for him :(
If yo had voted Peisandros he'd have 10.;)

In addition to seconding this, Gravlen nominated me for sexiest woman.

I'm the sexiest hemaphrodite, I guess?

Actually, no, clearly I'm an omnipotent god, so I have to be both the sexiest man and the sexiest woman. :D

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/06/13/image2550883a-18fb-44f9-b594-71d8546e3bef.jpg
"That's hot."

In addition to seconding this, Gravlen nominated me for sexiest woman.

I'm the sexiest hemaphrodite, I guess?

Actually, no, clearly I'm an omnipotent god, so I have to be both the sexiest man and the sexiest woman. :D
Gods are male Godesses are female.
http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/06/13/image2550883a-18fb-44f9-b594-71d8546e3bef.jpg"That's hot."
that's not!

Gods are male Godesses are female.

that's not!

Fine, an omnipotent deity.

Goddess has two Ds.

And out there in "nature", she'll find Weird Al crooning to her ...
You two are creeping the shit out of me.







My summer is going to be more awesome than yours ever will be, so * spoiled little girl voice* nah nah nah nah naaaah naaaah */spoiled little girl voice*

Fine, an omnipotent deity.

Goddess has two Ds.
Thank you for correcting my spelling.:)

ok free beer and a lap dance to anyone who votes me out of the basement!

hmmm...what kind of beer?

Thank you for correcting my spelling.:)

You're welcome! *bows*

Because I said mentioned, not nominated. If I nominated myself and a bunch of people were like "cool, yeah" then voting would be relevant because they could vote "other" and mention me. But no. I'm not being mentioned. I'm the only one who mentioned me. And that wasn't even a nomination.
You can have all of my votes if you want. I don't even want to be on that poll.

Happy birthday, you old hemp sock you :p
:fluffle:

Cake?
Gimme a sec..

http://www.mamamousse.com/assets/products/cakes/cake-birthday-candles-flowers-2-80a.jpg

You can have all of my votes if you want. I don't even want to be on that poll.

Hey, I voted for you!

And I still need to marry you off to someone... ;)

You two are creeping the shit out of me.







My summer is going to be more awesome than yours ever will be, so * spoiled little girl voice* nah nah nah nah naaaah naaaah */spoiled little girl voice*
Beware the Manawha!!

I made the final? I mean, uh...of course I made the final! Woo!

You might as well vote for me, because if I win, it's chocolate, muffins, jelly and fluffles for everyone. If I lose...let's just say you don't want me to lose.

*notices that he is lagging in the polls*

NS General, lend me your ears!

I am starting a new program, called votes for sex. It works sorta like the notorious oil for food program...only not as corrupt.;)

Hey, I voted for you!

And I still need to marry you off to someone... ;)
OH NO! TEH HORRORS!

Well, if I happen to bump into someone I want to marry, I'll inform you. :p

*does random mega-sexy dance*

*notices that he is lagging in the polls*

NS General, lend me your ears!

I am starting a new program, called votes for sex. It works sorta like the notorious oil for food program...only not as corrupt.;)
So like the Australian Wheat scam?

So like the Australian Wheat scam?

Whatever floats your boat...... finds your lost remote..and this if for the niggers workin at the airport...who got laid off, I take my shades off...you take a look at my eyes and see my secret disguise.